Plumbing the Death Star - Who Would Be the Worst Superhero to Have as a Super Ex-Girlfriend?

Episode Date: September 20, 2026

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 7.It's My Super Ex-Girlfriend Month at Plumbing the Death Star and we have more questions that need answers based on such a beautiful and beloved film! The boys realise that maybe they're the problem as they start dating the superhero community. JD picks Green Lantern whomst could wreck in lives we cannot comprehend, Zammit chooses Aquaman mostly because he'd feel embarrassed by him and Jackson makes the stakes too high after getting on the apps and replying to a God4M.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joe. Plumming the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast that has its fingers on the pulse to what is in pop culture news. And they celebrate that by asking the important questions. Like, who would be the worst superhero to have as a super ex-girlfriend? This is in reference to the 2006 box office smash by Super Ex-Girlfriend starring Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson. Rain Wilson's also there not related.

We found that out last week, I think. How long does he have to keep talking for where it stays in the title of the episode? I think there was a break. Yeah, we'll see where there was a break. Yeah, there was a break where it went... Before I started talking about the box office smash shit. Yeah, true, true.

Is it good for SEOs? No, probably not. Long title. Well, because there's heaps of words. No, no. When you're optimizing that search engine, someone's looking for Rayne Wilson. Opposite, opposite.

Damn it. It's like long title, often get shortened. No one's going to click on them. Especially for YouTube. Sometimes you kind of be like, I guess I got to put like maybe, do I need to do you like a different title? Like maybe a question or yeah. Maybe we should just label this one. But also, I don't care enough.

So that's what's going to happen. It's why we're us and, you know, Mr. Beast is Mr. Beast. Because he, you know, he's like, oh, I need to like really focus in and figure out like what the best, your best title. Do some, you know, A, B testing. I've got to make that thumbnail. I go, no. Publish.

Done. Oh, fuck, I forgot to attach the audio. Oh, wow. People can get a nothing episode when nothing happens. They will figure it. Well, okay, next episode will be titled of boobs, tits, knockers? Oh, that's a good idea. Or I spent a hundred days underground.

I spent a hundred days looking at arces. Okay, so Pervert Mr. Beast Now that's a character Yeah Yeah I spent a hundred days Inside someone

Whoa Could you get Pickled, pickled penis Yeah that would be pickled penis Can you get toxic shock From someone else's penis? Probably That's a whole

That's a long time Yeah, that's three months Yeah I was like Are you Yeah Okay Then you can follow it up

I spent three months I spent 100 days inside an ass. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm just like, are you still doing all the biological functions? Is it just via your penis? Or are you getting like a week?

Is there a shrink ray? Damn, man, I forgot about pissing. Yeah, you always do. You'll shrinkway. It's crazy because I love pissing. And I'm like, I'm just tucked in there. Pissing is more satisfying to me than shooting. I think on the whole, let's get into it, boys.

I think on the whole, pissing is more consistently satisfying. Yeah. But the peaks and furrows of shooting. shitting a while. Actually, you know what? Needing to shit for a while where you're not like feeling sick and as long as you're going to shit your pants. It's not like a dire situation, but you just felt full for ages.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you just go take. You sort it out. A regular uneventful shit, but it's satisfied. Yeah. Because that sets you up. That's good shit. That sets you up.

A piss is not going to set you up. It's going to cause some relief. But a shit, you go, I'm ready for the day. I'm prepared. I'm active. I'm vibrant. Let's go make those sales. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Exactly. I'm charged to make those sales. Exactly. If I was doing a self-help thing, that would be the first thing I did. Shit, it's an acrostic. S for... Sales. H for how about them sales?

I for... It's sales. Time to sales. Time to make some sales. And that's the end of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, I just feel bad for you, though, Jackson, because you're a sit-down to pisser.

And this goes out to all of our sit-down to piss. I'm a convert. Yeah, I'm a convert. It's the way to live, brother. It is the way to go. The best pisses I've ever had in my entire life, they're in a urinal. Really? Yeah.

Really? Just to piss at a urinal? Wow. There is nothing better. I'm going to a bar later tonight. Yeah. I'm excited to see my friends. I'm excited to eat some chicken wings.

Boy, am I excited to take a piss at a urinal. Wow, no. I mean, sitting to piss, like, I... Yeah, I get it. You like to sit down. that. Pissing on a wall? Yeah. That's fucking awesome. That's so satisfying. Best pissing

I've ever had, though, was pissing off a balcony. Shouldn't have done it? Felt crazy. That's really good. Pissing in the woods? Not so good. I think it's overrated. Pissing in the woods. Shitting in the woods is the same. Pissing in anywhere in nature. Look, I think that this probably comes down to... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. Pissing in waterfalls. Yeah.

I think, and this doesn't really pay... Like, the urinal thing is separate to this, but anytime you're pissing outside, just fresh air on your penis, there's nothing like it. See, for me, I like that. It feels cheeky, but also I'm pissing, which feels awesome. I guess for some reason I'm imagining doing it on hikes and it's always cold in my mind. And I don't like getting my, I'm going to get a bunch of layers and I got to flop my little dick out.

Everyone else is the campsites laugh at me. Yeah, because somehow they've maintained full. They're operating at 100%. you're operating at 40. Yeah, exactly. The cold's affecting me in a way. It's not affecting anyone else.

Yeah, I don't know. Well, hey, let us know at plumbing pot. Yeah. What is your thoughts about pissing outside? I'm not like, oh, I'm just going to piss wherever, but like... Yeah, I'm not a piss. I think it's fine, but it's not. I think it's overrated.

Anyway, in my super ex-girlfriend, okay, Luke Wilson, he dates a superhero. Gee girl. If you listen to last week's episode, you don't, this is going to, you're going to be like, I've heard this. We understand. You've probably seen the movie. Everyone has.

Everybody should have. We actually say you're in a... at the end of the last episode. And F's, if you didn't do it. And happy 20 year anniversary to my super ex-girlfriend. We're the only podcast out he's celebrating. Damn, dude. And at the end of that movie, well, the crux of that movie is that G-girl breaks,

Luke Wilson breaks up with G-girl. She doesn't think it well. No. Okay? And she uses her superpowers to harass him and wreck his life. Yeah. Now, last episode, we talked about what would be like dating G-girl, but there are innumerate superheroes out there that we could pick instead.

Mm-hmm. Who's the worst super ex-girlfriend? Obviously, that's a gender-neutral term. Of course. I think that Green Lantern would make a pretty bad super-ex girlfriend. Yeah. Because I feel like if they can think it, they can use that to wreck my life. True.

What do you imagine they're thinking? Anything. Well, that's the thing. Like, I can't think as much as they can think because thinking's their job. And not thinking is my job. Yeah, he's got a point. Yeah. But just like, even just like, I just feel like that they would be able to wreck my way.

And we see it with Gigo. Yeah. She wrecks Luke Wilson's life in ways that he doesn't see coming. Green Lantern, though? I might just... It might just take you to space. Yeah, I mean, that's bad. Leave you on the moon.

Yeah, and I go, I can't breathe and I die, and they go, fuck. I hope no one saw that. But even just, like, I don't know, like, so G-Gil throws... A shark. Yeah, throws a shark. I mean, Green Lantern can... And that's, like, the line, basically, for Luke Wilson. It's like, you attack me with a shark, which, for some reason, stays alive until it jumps out of winter.

Sharks need water The writers of the movie should have researched sharks They didn't know much about sharks A shark would live a little bit out of the ocean Yeah Not a heap Not enough to jump through the bedroom Into the lounge room

And then try and eat Luke Wilson Flop him around And like scared But also you gotta remember He was taken from the sea by G girls She's actually been out of the water for a while That's true Why if I was G girl I would have put a gorilla in there

Yeah that's smart An urban gorilla Oh no No, yeah. And I was like, would the urban gorilla be as ferocious and violent? Give it a slap on the ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just in an unfamiliar.

Slap, yeah. What about like a, I don't know, it's like some sort of like a rhino. Rino, yeah. Too big for the apartment, though. Or even just like a buffalo. Yeah, I think I just put a bunch of roaches in there. That's good, too. Sharks bigger than a rhino?

No. No way. Oh, I was so confident and now I'm thinking about it more. Rhinos are fucking huge. Yeah. Sharks are pretty big. Depends on the shark. Depends on.

The shark was a lot of... Not as big as Rano. Actually, that's true. This shark is actually kind of small because its bite is like one cushion. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, dude. A little baby sharks.

Yeah. Well, I mean, with the... People still doing that? Your son love baby shark. Yeah. Yeah. Nice, dude. Kids are idiots.

It's for babies. Well, because Green Lantern could theoretically make a shark out of like... Yeah, to make a shark that can survive outside of water and can jump out of a window and not die. Yeah. And not only can create the shark. He's controlling the shark. Yeah. He can throw him a car into space.

Yeah. He can burn dick into my forehead. Yeah. Like, you do everything Gigo can do, but I think just worse. Well, so I don't know much about Green Lantern. Can conjure a box? So when I try and get out of bed, I can't move. I'm stuck in a tomb.

I don't much about Green Lantern. I guess his Green Lantern's, is he the personality to take a breakup extremely personal? Well, there's a famous Green Lantern story where he, I believe, accidentally. Parallax. Parallax. He causes the destruction of an entire planet or an entire city on a planet. And then he uses his green lantern ring to re-resoract the city. He goes a bit insane.

What you might get is you go, damn, that breakup went really well. But then you see Greenlandt walking around with a green light construct of view again. Yeah. It could, yeah. What would that? It depends at what level. That's right. He goes crazy murders, a lot of Greenlanders to get their rings.

So you really don't want to break up with a hell around there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I guess for this case, you do. That would make him pretty bad if he massacred you and all of the people you loved. I don't think he massaced them. I think it was more Coast City or Star City. I don't know. CoSity is a thing.

No, Coast City is, I believe Aquaman, because it's on the fucking coast. Aquaman's Atlanta's dickhead. What's it like being a doofus? Star City, I believe, is the Flash. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure it's Coast City. It might be. Is there Mid-City?

What's the one in the middle? Mid-city. That's from the suicide squad. Yeah, but that replaces Goth. No, it's between Gotham and Metropolis. Yeah, it's literally funny. Yeah, because in the... I was right, ghost city.

Where's Aquaman live? Atlantis? Yeah, dude, I'm not even going to Google it. I'm not even going to Google it. No. Atlantis? He's got two because he's half-man-half-biff. Yeah, he's lighthouse.

No, but his lighthouse is attached to a town. Anyway. Uh-huh. Well, look... I just think... Like, yeah, there's just so many ways that Greenland who could psychologically or physically torture someone using the Greenland. Because it's the only limit is their imagination and their imagination's pissed off. That's true.

Luke Wilson gets fired because all of his clothes get torn off in a meeting and everyone just ignores the fact that clearly something happened and it wasn't Luke Wilson's decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine what Green Lantern could do. But I'm trying to... But everything will be like a, like, a tinge of green. Yeah. People will probably be able to tell it was Green Lantern. We'll see it coming. even like they like green lanterns like

I'll make sure you miss me yeah go okay and then they just put a green construct over my eyes so everything I see is green and the only thing I can think of is green lantern and that's so easy. Why is the only thing you is green tinted? Is that a power

he's done or you're just seeing green and you go damn that's right my ex-boyfriend Green Lantern. If I wrote plumbing the or P-TDS on your glasses yeah and then you just had to live your life. Do you reckon you'll stop... I think I would learn to ignore it. Yeah, but it would take a while.

It's true. It's true. Yeah, yeah. Well, because also, like, I guess the aim... I'd be so scared that suddenly they'd just stop pushing it on my eyeballs. Oh, with the Green Lantern one of the Plumbing the Destar. One would just explode. Yeah, yeah, shards in the eyes. But yeah, the Green Lantern one could...

Into your head. That's a pretty bad way to go, I reckon. Oh, dude. Glasses you can't take off. Nothing worse. And it is funny, I guess you would just look like you were wearing green Sony's the whole time. Well, it's nice is, because I think a lot of it's so cool with this song on the right. He thinks he's always wearing him.

He won't even take him off. He won't even take him off. He does. Don't wear sonies inside. Yeah, I mean, Green Lantern can just fly me to space, which I would hate. I mean, I'd like being in space, but against my will. Yeah. With the Green Lantern stuff, the constructs he makes, does he need to be always making him?

As in, like, constantly in contact? Because, like, if he makes you some green glasses. Yeah. And then he chew off. Yeah. Do they just go away? I think that could stay, but if he stops thinking about it, they go. But because he's upset.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, when he's asleep, maybe, but also I'm thinking, like, when he's got to do ring shit in space, you don't see him for ages. That's pretty good. Lally went to that false sense of security. Yeah, then one day you're just sitting, you're in the bath, and all that green land glasses on you.

Well, yeah, just say anything. Yeah, anything happens. Like, fuck, he's back. Yeah. Why isn't he gotten over me? I bought you a gift from space. It just flings you like a dead alien. A meteorite.

Yeah, I bought you a get from space. It's on the way. Hey, what's that? LaSotoche? Oh, no. Come on, man. I bought you these, yeah, very rare exotic space flowers and joy. You've got cancer now.

Damn. Dickhead. Damn. You really hate me, Greenland. You broke my heart. Why would you, why would you break up with Greenland? Always go into space, like a board of the color green. That's true.

What did you bring that up? breaking up with him. You're like everything's so green all the time. Yeah, but I can't help that. That's how my ring works. I can't wear yellow around you. Silax, or whatever fuck his name is.

He's yellow. You don't listen to me. Like, Sinaitre? No. Frank Sinestro. Yeah. He's nice yellow.

Exactly. He's my arched. Those guys that are red, I think. They're always pissed off. No, he's not my friend. You do not listen. He was your friend. I said was.

Yes, he was my friend. You worked together in the pissed you off. I get it. Yeah. I don't know if you do. Yeah. I can't get what you broke up with him. He's always saying like you don't listen. You listen. Yeah. Frank Sinestro, he was a guy you worked with and he pissed you off so then he got a new job. Like that guy, Jom that I work with.

Fuck, I hate Jom. It's different between Sinestro and J-M are different. Are you saying J-on, like the Martian, the Man Hunter? Job. J-O-M. And also, can I say, why is he always at our house? Hey, if it was up to me, he would have just, he would have like, you know, one time date you had left, but he didn't listen to my advice. Yeah, I don't like hearing this. That's fair.

I don't listen to it. I'm not listening. I'm Rayne Wilson, your best friend, apparently. Clearly, you're not listening to me. Anyway, me and John, we have heaps of disagreements. He wants to fucking use my stapler. I'm trying to staple shit. Why didn't he have his own stapler?

I don't know. He just keeps losing it. breaking it maybe? I hate Jom. Well, Sanastro keeps trying to destroy the light spectrum, the emotional spectrum. Well, in many ways,

John trying to destroy the office spectrum. Like, just like, because we've got peace in the office. But then John's fucking work in the room. I appreciate it. I appreciate your job is important too. I'm not denying that. Yeah.

I'm saving the world. And I don't... It sounds like you think you're better than him. Well, in a way I am. Yeah. And like, I'm... Hey, I work at the office that files the forms to wrongfully kill dogs. Well, and also I wanted to ask you.

What a job. Approve. It sounds like it's... They're rightfully being killed. We approve for the wrongful death of this dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. You get reading through it, yeah, fine.

We'll got stuff going on. Eight years old. Blood. Microchipped but found in a pound Yeah Approved Kill God

When I'm stapling those forms together And Joms got my stapler Yeah I really think Whether or not Working at the Office that wrongfully approves the death of dogs

Is really worth it It just feels like Job is always never approved Yeah John's like wow This dog doesn't deserve to die Yeah And I pointed the sign

It's the wrongful death You don't even do the job. You're there with your stamp. Like, let me. Jome. GOM. I like, Hey, can I borrow your approved stamp?

I'm like, you're not even using it. What are you going to have it for? What are you the, do you work for the, do you approve the wrongful death of dog? KPI. Yeah. Do you wrongfully approve the death of dog? I approve the wrongful death of dog. Okay.

So someone is like, we need to. Someone accidentally. We're the pound. We threw out a net. We call these seven dogs. Four of them have collars on. And I go, approve, approve, approve, approve, approve, approve, approve. You got one of those ones where it's like one handle but five stamps approved.

We're just not putting down so many dogs. And I go, look at the sign. Wrongful deaths. None of these dogs deserve to die. But that's not my decision. I need to eyeball whether they, if they don't deserve to die, then that's wrongful. Approve.

I'm just trying to do my. Exactly. I give this one. Look this is like, here. Vicious dog, maybe has rabies. Send to shelter. Yeah, exactly. Denied. And like, it's not what I went to university for, you know. But that's okay. You fall, you end up or you end up. I went to university to become a vet to put down dogs. It just didn't work out for me. Now I'm, you know, I'm a one step removed, which is not what I wanted. I realize the real heroes are the guys who stamp the forms and say, kill this dog. So me and you, Green Lantern, we are the same.

And we both got guys at work to piss us off. Right. But, hey, John wears red ties sometimes, and you don't see me avoiding red because of it. Well, I don't avoid. Sometimes I've got to fight the red guys. But there's the yellow, though. That's what I'm saying.

Frank Sinestro. Yeah, sometimes I have to fight Frank Sinestro. His name's not even Frank. You don't listen to me. He was with Frank Sinatra. You never are listening to me. Okay, so you leave Greenlandin because he never listens. Yeah, he never listens, and he doesn't respect my job.

Yeah. And Green Lantern, I don't know, in this case, I mean, it sounds like it's probably healthy for the both of you. Yeah. Certainly healthy for Greenland. He's like, but we make love so well. Yeah. I'm sick of fixing my bed. He just can't.

I just can't. I just can't quit you. Well, that's true. He could make so many devices. Yeah, it's part of the Super X-G skills. A huge part of that is they have crazy superhero sex. So you're getting, you know, Green Lantern construct sucking you off and stuff. Would you miss that, do you think?

Yeah, because I feel like he goes, let's have sex. And all of a sudden, I'm in basically a milking machine. Yes, dude. Sounds awesome, frankly. I didn't see why you stay with it for a while. It's just like, okay, that was, like, it didn't even give my brain even a remote chance to comprehend what was happening. You effectively got put.

in a device and or machine. You got putting one of those machines you see at the zoo that gives you like a, like a coin. Yeah. Like a promotional coin. Yeah. All of a sudden. Like how's there being like, yeah, I saw this on an alien planet.

What did you... Every single orifice I have filled, every penis I have jacked. I feel like it would be one of those machines where I don't even register, I had an erection. I've just come. Yeah. And then I come a second time, but way too close together. I go, that was a new feeling. Yeah, that was very intense.

Greenland. And then I'm sweaty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he didn't even come. No. He's just happy to give. Yeah, and I go, time for you to get him to the device. He goes, no, thank you.

No, no, no. I'm not doing that. Give a. I don't know if that, hmm. You guess you did kind of give. He's definitely witnessed. I'm a witness. That's how I get.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that would be bad. But it also sounds like you were so annoying in the relationship. You might never see him again. You might be in the course, where they go, why is Hal Jordan, Hal Landon? Why is Hal Landon? Why is Green Jordan never coming home anymore?

He's not defending Earth anymore, I notice. Coast City where we live allegedly. Yeah. People might be pissed off of you about that. But I mean... Yeah, I just think that, yeah, basically, look, when I was picking an X to have that would be bad, I forgot that they would probably be the ones rightfully breaking up with me.

Yeah, yeah. So I don't really have anything to fear with Green Lantern, except maybe I've doomed the planet. Yeah, exactly. Such a bad date that they go, you know what, not worth it. These six billion people can die. Yeah, somewhere in space, someone goes, hell Jordan, you're not getting the alert, Earth's in danger, and he goes, I should... Let them rot.

It's like that moment where, yeah, it's like he's going a bit crazy, he's putting on all the extra ring. It's just like, you know, the parallax parasite is like, we're a fuck in his head. He resurrects CoSci. In that, he resurrects his old ex-Jole Douchard. He's like, oh, that's right. You think I'm going crazy. I get it, I was. But I feel more justified.

Or resurrects everybody but Joel Dushol. Yeah. I'm checking my green phone while I'm at work. And I go, why isn't Green Jordan text me? Have you heard from Hal Lantern? I miss him. I want to go back in the device, actually. I'm missing them.

Time to check my emails. Fucking Joms messaging. Oh, God, dude. Who are you going to try and hook up next to try and help you, I guess, in the similar vein? Rebound. Frank Sinestro. Okay. To hopefully, because I think now, unfortunately, you're a little bit, you're missing the device.

Yeah, exactly. Frank Sinestro. Okay, okay. It's funny because how Jordan, his, like, Lenton powers come from his willpower, but Sinestro's come from feel. Yeah. Which kind of makes sense. Put one foot in the stirrup.

heart pounding. He's like, ha, you like the machine, but there is a lot of fear there. Oh, it would terrify me to, you know,

you know, Frank, you're next. Then the device becomes even stronger than ever because my name's not Frank. My name's not Frank.

Whoa, this device is awesome. I'm coming so violently but without pleasure. Whoa. Well, I was, I was thinking, a couple of them, but then you reminded me of someone

whomst I kind of hate. So Aquamette, I think, would really suck as not only a boyfriend, but an ex-boyfriend. Yes, dude. He's wet all the time. He smells like fish. I'm a little embarrassed. Yeah, exactly. And he knows.

Like, yeah, that sucks. You're right. I would try to be like, no, it's fine. I think you're a really valuable member of the Justice League, but he can tell. You protect signs. You protect Atlantis. And did you know, and did you know,

You're a hero of the fish. You're whiffing it, dude. And, you know, Arthur, art, that's your name? Yes. You know, like, and the earth, or is the human body? Was it like 70% water, is that right? Yeah, well, there's seven kingdoms under the ocean. And each is, like, is it 10% of kingdom?

Sorry? You know, it's like 70%. However that works out. 70%. You do the math on that, yeah. But I'm protecting, you know, people say, oh, you know, Ackerman, you're such a loser, but I'm protecting more of the earth. I mean, no, who says that?

Everyone, dude. That's such a shame. Everybody fucking says it about me. Is this Aquaman comic accurate Aquaman or Jason Vermeoa onwards Aquaman? We're talking little gold shorts and like wings on boots? I think that's the one you got to pick. You got to pick little gold shorts and he's in costume at the restaurant. Yeah.

And then somebody brings somebody gets his order wrong and they bring him like the fried card and he makes a scene. He starts crying. Well, no, he doesn't. He does it, though. I knew this fucking guy. This is Dave. Because I was thinking of the guy like, you know. God.

When he is eating fish and shit. Yeah, okay. Whatever run that was. Yeah. So it's like, you know, but it's like... Does he don't give a fuck? Yeah, everyone's like, oh my God, he's like, I... Yeah, I eat them.

It's fine. Whatever. Like, I'm still up. I still eat food. That is kind of fucked up. He's like, they talk to him. All the fishes? I thought the fishes were like, you know, not the most intelligent.

Maybe that comic, he's like, they don't say shit. They're fucking fish. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if, like... That was like the 52. Yeah, it depends on what Aquaman you're picking. I'd be sick if they go absolute Aquaman and they go,

we've removed the one thing that defines him, his lack of desire to fuck fish. That's what was keeping him going the whole time. He had no desire to fuck the fish, but in absolute Aquaman, he's fucking the fish. Imagine, you know, going to you know, like you guys or any of our friend be like, yeah, I'm dating Aquaman. The amount of bullying, I like it.

How do you get that out? Let's roll play it. How do you get that? We're at lunch. Yeah, you know, you know, he's like, I'm seeing this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a few months now. Really, like, really nice guy. Okay, yeah, dude, I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, he sounds great.

He's Arthur. Arthur. Yeah, he's, uh, reminds me of Arthur Dent. It reminds me of Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption to. Good game. Good game. Good game. Author Dent, he's a hitchack's guy to Galaxy, I think.

This is what it's like, which I can't get in. Is that off the dance? Because we've become distracted. I forget. Yeah, it's awesome. Always bring a towel or something. Yeah, always bring that. Dude, I like Hitchhackers' guide.

It's not for me. It doesn't do anything for me. It's not interesting. Is it too random for you? Yeah, the kind of humor just robs me the wrong way. But no one's, like, dangling by their nuts in space. Yeah, exactly, dude. But the Earth blows up.

That's pretty good. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I liked him when I was a kid. It's just so good. The damage is sitting there waiting for his news. Oh, yeah, yeah. I miss you, too. Hansen.

Has Aquaman told me or to tell anybody's secret identity? No, I think he's probably. said like, I mean, he's... Because if I can't present again, you know, it's like, well, I probably shouldn't. Well, it's probably super ex-girlfriend rules, which is like, I mean, if anyone has a secret identity, you shouldn't be sharing. Well, exactly. But, yeah.

If their name's Aquaman, uh, yeah, because, like, Aquaman does have a secret identity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I guess I wouldn't be telling you he was Aquaman. But I guess I'd be searching. Unless you say his name is Aquaman and you don't tell us that his name's Arthur. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.

Because, like, I feel like... But we had the author discussion. So I guess, we go, oh, Arthur, yeah, sick, where is you? He said he'd be here. Okay, oh great. Come up to meet him. Wonder which author his favorite author is. And if he picks himself,

dude, then he is out. I feel like he'd arrive wet. Yeah. Oh, wet author. He arrives wet, me and you exchange a glance, but like this is normal to you because you've gone to date with him. And I go, I go, I need to go to the toilet.

Do you know you know the toilet? And I go, yeah. You go, no. I go, don't. You sure I need to go to the bathroom? I'm pissing with the door open. I'm shitting with the door open. Hey, do you notice how wet?

I go, no, not even that. I go, yeah, fuck here, Jackers, guys. And I go, hey, you must be excited, though, that wet off is wet. When you shake his hands, you won't notice how rancid your hands are. That's true, dude. How's your shit, brother?

Really hard. Hard, yeah. I'm struggling. Yeah. shame there. But I guess if I'm in the heart, you know, hiding away, like, the Syrigan's, I'm not having that. Yeah.

But I feel I'd be going to forums. And I'm, like, you're, like, you're feeling like a world with superheroes exist. There's probably going to be, like, Reddit threads or whatever things to be like, you know, it must suck to date Aquabat. What a big loser. Yeah, dude. Whoever he's dating is probably a fish. What a fish fucker.

And then I'm going to be like, and then I'm going to be like, you know, going to be like, you know, going to be trying to defend. But then everyone's like, oh, look at this fish fuck. And I'm like, I'm not a fish fucker. I'm going to be upset. And I'm just, I don't know if, like, I don't think I have the ego to handle this. I get it, dude. I don't know if Aquaman really, okay, if Aqu-in, in a situation where, let's say,

Justice League are real, let's not go too crazy and go a whole Marvel universe, even though I know this is DC, I know, don't come for me, don't come for me. But, yeah, like, let's say, like, Justice League or something just exists and it's not everything. I honestly don't think Aquaman gets that much shade. I think that people, they probably don't talk about him that much, as exciting, but I don't think anyone stands around going, Aquaman, what a big, fucking limp-thick loser.

Or imagine you make a poster be like, how sex is Aquaman? Because you're like, you're maybe, you even love him, like, this beautiful man, and then I get nothing but act. Or nothing. That is more likely. Or nothing at all. The thing is, in a world where there's only the Justice League, I think you're more likely to

get it, because he is the worst of the Justice League. Yeah, but because he's power, I think that people will talk shit about him, but only when it's kind of provoked. I don't think people are walking around going like, fuck Aquaman. Aquaman's like, yeah, fuck that guy, what a loser. Do you think if

I'm a loser is the wrong way to describe Aquaman. I think it's very easy to see a world where I go. I mean, as I've made famous to Ricky Jervas, it seems like he fucks dogs. So with Aquaman, I'd probably say the same thing except with fish, yes. Yeah. I admit

that. I would be guilty of that. Hand on heart, that's who I am. I would be like, dude, it's crazy. that we celebrate a guy that just goes into the ocean of rails fierce. And that you're sitting there knowing that's not true. Or knowing it is true. Or like, you know, in times gone by, I was like, you know, number one person saying these things to my good friends. But then he saves you from like, like, does all this.

And then I got to be like, you know, like now, you know, I think you know, maybe like almost a couple years ago now. We were like, how do we improve Aquaman? And I'm like, make him ball. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's make him as early as possible. still have those opinions. But then he's... And now he's a love of my life for a bit.

And I'm just like, you know, and I'm like, you know, hey, what, like, we turn it like, acomancy, he's pretty always alright. You know, he's not too bad. He saves a lot of people. And, you know, the... He saves Atlantis. No, there's like, coast towns. And, like, also, he does stuff...

Who cares about fish people? I mean, he's also goes into land and, like, you know, the earth is 70% water? Yeah, but... That's not where I am, dude. And, like, I don't know, like, do I care about fish people problems? It's all just fish people problems. It's very strange.

and he's pretty handsome. Plus he's a king, he's a king, he's royalty. Yeah, that stinks. What do you mean? Fuck the royals. Fuck the royals. Yeah, I mean, Jackson's right. And like, me saying, no, royalty is good. I'm like, why is a damage to thys?

Although, that being said, and look, I know how this is going to make me look. If all of a sudden I'm dating a princess, I probably go, I mean, I can absolutely be like, yeah, the monarch is fucked up. I'm dating a princess. If I was dating any member of the royal family, you best believe I'm dressing like Diana. In a way that people don't notice for like a little bit, and then they go, what is he doing? I think it would be pretty easy.

I reckon I would clock it outfit one. You're Princess Diana. I'm the people's prince. You're the fucking people's joker. No. And then it's also a thing of like, yeah, after a day, I'm like, he's always going to the sea. Yeah, exactly.

And then I find out he's a king and I'm like... Megan Markle has proved. You could break him out of their horrible family. That's true. And it just means the tabloids and trying to kill you or whatever. He's the king. Megan Markle, I'm worried about your life. They're going to come for you.

The son is going to come for you. Absolutely, dude. It's true. He's the king though and he needs to be on that throne. But I'm like, really? What about like... This conversation... Like this, not the whole episode,

but just this discussion about you introducing Aquaman has made me realize that it's been a really long time since I've ever had friends be like, hey, I want you to meet my partner and they just suck. Oh, yeah. God. Yeah. Shout out to my friends for breaking up with all of their lousy partners and getting good ones. Yeah.

Oh, it's funny. Okay, say Zammer came to us and he was like... It's awesome. It's like a unique experience. I yearn for it just to sit there and go, oh, God. Oh, no. Because I think when the... How long have you been dating?

Oh, like, you know, what? I mean, like, oh, it's too late. Oh, this is the guy you've been talking about. Oh, yeah. The moment you're... The moment you meet them, it's too late. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can, but the trick is, you can't just be like, brother, what the fuck?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the problem as well with that is that you go, this is the next six months of, you know, at the minimum of knowing this person. Yeah. This guy. My usual tactic of meeting someone's partner who sucks is be like, well, I got to get to the bottom of why they're even remotely good. So then I put in too much time with the partner that sucks. And usually, it's my thoughts are correct to the first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's funny you gotta play yourself then. But then this time you're like, oh, it's Aquaman. You get you, why Zammat dating this wet guy? I gotta, I gotta find out. Yeah. So what you're interested in? Fishing, running your underwater kingdom? Okay, that's interesting.

I thought it was more vibing if you're like a music or a movie guy. But you're an underwater kingdom guy. Underwater Kingdom guy. Oh, the Little Mermaid. When Zammett said he was dating Little Mermaid, it should have really twigs. really tweaked. Yeah, I should have figured out

what he meant by that. Okay. Well, when Aquaman breaks up with you, though, then we're one. Super girlfriend,

Aquaman, not great. Super ex-girlfriend, though, good. People go, finally, you got to help.

Yeah, but then it's like, you dated Aquaman. The shame I would feel. Plus also, we go, Hey, Sam, we're going to go down

to the beach. And you go, ah, I don't know if I can be doing that. What if the fish bites off my penis? Well, yeah,

and like, plus also, like, he's friends with all the fish. Yeah. And so they might, even if Aquaman doesn't do anything to me, the fish are going to be like, wow. I love the idea you're going to like a whale there being like moo.

Every single body of water becomes a piranha pit for you, basically. We're going to like a seafood restaurant and they've got all the tanks of the fish. They're all the fish just pressed up against the glass looking at me. And me and you don't remember why. Hey, brother, why is every single fish in this place like a hate? I don't know. I could not doubt you. That's weird, dude.

That's weird. That's crazy because that means that Aquaman has told every fish. Everyone, well, broke his heart. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You know, we had awesome underwater sex. Ah, that sucks. At least dudes just getting put in a machine.

And now I've got a thing for being underwater. Sex, but you're underwater, and I guess because you're mortal or not a fish person, you'd have like an air bubble on your head. Yeah, that does. goofy. It's just sounds... Yeah, but you're not seeing yourself. That's stupid. Now, you know, wherever I'm getting like, with next, I'm like, let me just put on this snorkel.

Yeah, exactly. Rail me in this bath. Or if you don't want the bubble, you're doing it in the shallows at the beach. Yeah. Now that is truly something. Something to picture. Doggy style in the ocean. But Aquaman's on the water. I was thinking, you know, prone bones, so I'm laying in the

sand. I'm going to splash in the water on me. I like dog. Like a man's going to down. Doggy style. Eating my ass because he loves it. Doggy style, but the water is only just high, like, high enough that, like, you're... On my knees.

It's like, it's, like, it's... It's like... Discovering the ankle. Yeah. No, I like the idea of it being high enough that, like, it's just, like, with the regular surf, it just occasionally tickles your boss. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's good. But it's still, like...

It's still not deep enough that... But that's also so funny because, like, I was... That's also funny because, like, I was about... funny because that means you're like, it's like also probably up to your under arms and your chin is just above the water. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. As the tide comes in a little more, depending how long you go, you're getting some in your mouth. But I've come to love that. Yeah, Sandy, kind of. You always have like red rashy knees. But it's funny as well, because I was- Red rashy anus.

Yeah. Sand up the docker. Because I'm literally pitching this because I'm like, well, Akamann needs to be in the water. But it's funny that you're just kind of both half in the water. Why does Aquaman need to be in the water? He does. He's not a fish. He can be, yeah. He can be, I guess.

Yeah, that's pretty bad. But maybe sex fully underwater would be kind of good. Because you kind of like, it's like having sex in space. No, because having sex under water versus having friction. There's friction and resistance. Space is none of that. Maybe you're having sex because Atlantis is not. Sex and space there.

That'd be fucking awesome. Well, I'd be scared that the moment I unzipped my specially NASA designed space suit. My penis would go, pung. And I would be like, fuck. Then I would be, like, looking at my calculator or my watcher being like, okay, how long is it going to take? It's the comfort of the Earth. And then I just put my hand up in my NASA space suit.

Yes. Yes. Slam it back on. And let's go. I think having my penis torn off my space has made me crazy. Take me back on the IASS. I'm doing fly, making your penis, you get sucked off, and then for a moment, you go,

and then all of you get sucked out of the hole. I love that there's a beat. Like my body has to catch up with a... Oh. What a way to go. What a way to go. No one at NASA foresaw this. No. They didn't think about it. They go... Surely no one will try and fuck outside the spaceship, right? I thought that was the experiment.

I thought they were like, sure. And Judge Bailey, and zip flying, three, two, two, one. One,

and zip, and everything seems and bam, bam, bab, boom. And we've lost contact with the penis.

We've lost contact with the penis. Jackson TV can catch it on the way around. Never mind. Joel, you're up. Will that happen to me too? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Try it all, everything in this time.

Just tense. Text what you're doing? You could do your keogles? No, none of us have. I liked that initially this was having sex in space, but now it's like jacking off. It's fantastic. If you're jacked off in space, as you'd like pulled back, because there's nowhere, you'd go flying, right? I don't know if you'd go flying.

No, if you can, can you generate the force you used to push yourself back? I don't know how space works, really. I think exposing your penis to space would really, it would freeze it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably, you're probably not going to get sucked out like an airplane. That also might happen because your suits pressurized. Oh, that's true. The suit is, pro.

Yeah, you're getting sucked out the penis hole. Yeah. That's bad. Oh, he turned inside out and got shot out his own urea. Yeah. Okay, Joel, you're up next and you're in the ISS watching as my guts. fly by. Are you sure?

Yes. Okay. You're doing this for the good people of earth, you know? How will this help? Well, that we... We know where we can jack off. I think we... We would prove that we can't.

One small jack off for man. One giant jackoff for mankind. Zip. Ah! Oh! Wow. What a thing to see. I mean, Aquaman's pretty bad

Plus also, like, you know, he is royalty So I'm kind of, you know, gonna get like, you know, The Atlantis paparazzi all over me True, dude I don't know if I want that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, I get it. It's just a bad day, I'm gonna break up with him And then like, yeah, he can send all the fishes out

Plus like, you know, he's connected to all drains Yeah, exactly, dude Sitting down The toilet goes off, you know Yeah Reading the Sunday paper, having to sit down And suddenly like, you know, I'm blasted onto the ceiling Yeah. Well, but he doesn't, I don't believe he controls the water, but an eel could go up here.

Oh, yeah. He can send an eel up the pipes or piranhas to eat only your ass cheeks. Yeah, the deep classic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That is true. That is bad. I was thinking Galactus would be a pretty bad Super Axe boyfriend. If you piss off Galactus, then he goes, okay, sweet. The thing I wasn't doing, which is cracking your planet open and sucking his juice out like an egg. Yeah. I'm just going to do that. Fuck. I'm not telling anyone it's my fault.

Well, you can. Well, yeah, that's true. Good point. It's too late now. I ended humanity by being too much of a horn dog. Sorry, my bad. I had to break up with that galac... He was too clingy.

It's really funny for you to be like... Yeah, no one's going to know it was me, but he was really clinging. Everyone goes, isn't that the guy you were with all the time? Yeah, I didn't want to be with him all the time. I wanted space, dude. That's so funny to imagine, like, we're just hanging out and Galactus's gigantic head.

What are you doing? Just hanging out with my guys, Galactus. It's not a big deal. Thinking about playing the video game Hitman Absolution Galactus. Yeah, just that's all we're doing. Sorry, guys, I'll go have a chat with him. And then I step out into the balcony and you could just heat it. It's so loud.

It's just booming through the streets. You can't keep doing this, man. Jackson, where is our special time? I thought we were going to see a movie. Yeah, we're doing that later on today. I thought we're going to meet it like 6 p.m. The movie starts at 6.45. No, it's about 5.30.

You didn't reply to my text, Jackson. Yeah, my phone ran out of battery, Galactus. I'm sorry. You never reply to my text, Jackson. Well, actually, let me get out the receipt, so I can't. You can't. When I have my phone, you can see I'm replying all the time. You never have your phone.

You send me a lot of messages, Galactus. You can't make plans and then not confirm the plans. Galactus crying and I step back inside and you guys are like, is everything okay? I'm like, yes, fine. That's just normal shit, you know. He'll get over it. He'll get over it.

I'm going to suck this planet dry like an egg. He'll get over it, dude. You should charge your phone. He's always saying that. No, but you should charge your phone. Earth, you have 48 hours until I suck you bone dry. He's always saying that to us, dude. Yeah, I'll charge my phone later.

Let's play Hitman Absolution. I don't know if I can. God, he said he's going to suck. Dude, this used to be the best one, but then they made new ones. He always says this. He always, I say, I turn up five minutes late for the date and he goes, oh, that's 48 hours. And then we watch the movie and he gets over.

So I'm not concerned. How far away is the cinema? You're half a... You even rest? I got my shoes or somewhere. In hell, Jackson. I'll be there on time. 48 hours, plus.

Oh, shit. And then you just... Fuck, dude. I forgot about it. about the movie. Yeah. How? We were telling you the whole time.

We meant absolution. It used to be the best hitman. Then they made new ones, but it used to, it was the best one for a while. Jackson, we were so concerned. We got you outside. As you walked away, you said, I'm going to the cinema. What happened in between that when the movie started? Yeah, we played.

It got to like, you know, 10 to 6, you know, we kept it like, I'm fine, I'm fine, it was 20 minutes of hit, man. 20 bucket minutes. Yeah, dude. And you were like, yeah, yeah, you were on a, on. her streak. Yeah, because I was doing really good. I know, but they're just a silent assassin, dude. Yeah, exactly silent assassin. Yeah. Tusha gets it.

Yeah, but... As we watch us, the buildings around is a stripped of maddling glass. Yeah, we got you, ten minutes to get it in a cinema. Yeah. When you look back on your life and how you spend your last moments on earth, you're going to remember that you were at your friends. Well, we're going to remember how good we were at video games. When you came back later, you said that the movie was good. Yeah, I lied. No, I said movies are good. Yeah, damn, movies are good The movie? Yeah, whatever, move up

How's Galactus? Who knows? Yes, good, I think, big. Huge, dude. He's really big. It's really hard to make love. Is there paticking? Collegna! But yeah, I think he'll be dating him. I like, how did we meet? That's what's funny to me.

Tinder. Just like swiping through and it's just like a bit of purple I gotta know what this guy's about Like an eighth of an eye Yeah Ooh pretty eyes Giant god man Looking for

Cosmic awareness Yeah I guess yeah to see him God 4M G for M Jackson What settings do you have on Grindr Yeah dude I pay for premium

Most of them I get everything ticked on Yeah dude World's my oyster I'm good for anything. Yeah, I guess you would be the Herald. Yeah, well, no, I think the Silver Surfer is still, he's in operation.

Yeah, he comes against me and takes me up to Galactus. He's like, you can easily fix this and you go, how? Yeah, what do I do? What do I have to do? And he goes, we've got... Charge your phone. He's been messaging you.

Yeah. Not only is my phone not charged Silver Surfer, I don't know where it. Yeah. So Silver Surfer... I've lost it. Okay. This is an ultimate, like, this is an immemivement. force

means, like, a unstoppable object. Like, what are the choice here? Earth gets blown up

and everyone dies and work extinct forever or I find and charge my phone. And I tell you what I think happened to my

phone I was feeding the ducks earlier and I was meant to throw the bread in the leg but I think

I've put the bread to my ear and through the phone in the lake. What about this Jackson?

What if I'd be the, I'll be the messenger between you and Galactus. Yeah. We can save

your planet, your home planet. Yeah, tell him what's up. Okay. I will be back. He says, what's up?

Black, as he said, what's up? I am going to kill this planet. I think he wants to not, how you do that? So he's communicated. He's lost his phone. Bring him to me. Anything else? Bring him to me.

Can do. I'm about to get eaten alive. Surf down, you got to come with me. Okay, we'll talk to face to face. What, dude? Jackson, Hey, man. Where were you last night?

Last night I was playing Hitman Out of Solution with the boys. What about the movie? It used to be the best one, but then, now they made a bunch of new ones. What about the movie? I forgot, dude. I'm sorry. We spoke about it 15 minutes before the session. You know I get distracted.

That's my bad, Galactus. I'm sorry. I'm trying. You understand why I have to do this. Do you want to go see a movie now? If you love movies so much. Okay, what are we seeing? What are menions and monsters?

Is out of the cinema? You want to see that? Okay. All right. Good. We fixed it. How am I going to break up with this guy? Silver Surfer and me just...

I like the idea that you... Galactus goes to the cinema and you're still not there. I'm still in space. Oh yeah. Oh, fuck. Silver Silver sits down, like, oh, it looks at you. Looks down at Earth. Looks at you.

What are you doing? Yeah, I was going to say about that. I can't get down. I can't get down there from up here. How did you stay here? Look down to a big crack explodes out of it. Oh, I guess I missed the movie. Oh, damn.

Is time slower in space? I guess this one's on. I think this one's on you, Silver's up. You should have brought me to. What do you expect me to fucking do? I'm a man. You were going to, you left together. Love just me and you, Silver Surfer.

Everyone I knew and loved on Earth is dead. But at least I spent my last moments playing Hit Man Absolution. I know a little trick about Hit Man Absolution, Silver Surfer. It used to be the best one. But then they made more. Yeah, they make more. Yeah. World of assassination is probably the best one now, I think.

I haven't played it. I haven't played it. Have any room on that board so I can sit down? Yeah, yeah, scoot. I'm really tired from floating. Yeah, right. sit down. It's funny that to have sex...

We can watch the fireworks. Oh, he earth blowing up. Sweet, then we can make a move. Yeah, where do you live? Do you have a spare room? I live with Galactus. Oh. Well, he'll be back.

I'm sure. I guess... I've had to transition from lover to friends so quickly, but I have done it before, so it should be a famous one out. I'll figure out. I'll make it through this one. I've gone from lover to house, mate. I can give you a little bit of the power

cosmic so that maybe you can... can, you know, try to, like, at least live a decent life. Yeah, I'll just live on him like an ant or a parasite. Why, I meant to get out of here. Oh, God, he doesn't want to see you. Don't live. You're meant to take the power cosmic and leave? I just built a little house in his pubs as though we're a wood.

Every day. I would stand on my front yard and I just see a giant penis and I go, damn, life's good. Life can change pretty quick on you. Yeah. One minute, you play Hitman Absolution. with the boys the next day you live on a pubic male just take it out of me

I'm going to be doing to blame I'm going to be the one of the blame I was like Earth has some interesting people down there and he was like take me down meet some that's when you met Get me on grinder

What's earth again I forgot What the hell is Earth? Making love to Galactus would be incomprehensible Hey because like I don't He'd have to make himself smaller Yeah All you would have to

A PINUS? Yeah. Hug the penis. You're hugged the penis. You're hugged the penis. You're going to go over there and punch that prostate. Yeah, dude. Oh, I'm going to go inside. But he's so big that if I tried to make love to him, it would be like exploring a country.

You know? Yeah, because, like, I guess it's not even like, penis isn't even tree-sized. It's far bigger than a mountain. It's bigger than a mountain. It's the biggest mountain you've ever seen. It's incomprehensible as a, as not just a part of the lake. landscape. Like, I could be on Galactus and still think I was on the ground. Yeah. You have a horizon. I imagine walking to the horizon at the end, there's just a knob.

Yeah. I think I'm going to get, well, it depends if he's circumcised or died. Died inside Galactus's foreskin. What a way to go. Swimming around the furry. But this is all while I'm dating. What's we've broken up? He just wipes out your plan at the end. Well, that's if he's, I don't know if he's that kind of vindictive, you know. You are dating, you're the only person who's dating a villain. Yeah. He is. And also, he's not a villain, he's just a force.

He's a natural force. So he might not be at the stage of eating Earth just, yeah. He's gonna eat Earth. You're the only thing that was stopping you. Yeah. So you knew what was going on. Yeah, okay. You might not have known that, but like, well.

You weren't thinking about it, but it was said to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You might not have known, but you might not have known, but you. You were told multiple times. Jackson, you know once you start dating, like, before we're dating, like, previously we were just hooking up.

And if you start dating him, it will be the one thing between us and total destruction is you staying with going like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

And then I go, I'm thinking of, I don't know what I mean galactos are working out. It's been no. It's been three days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's getting clingy. What do you mean clingy?

I don't know. She's always text. He's blowing up my phone. I haven't charged my phone. But I can only assume he's text me too much. Yeah. He's calling it like annoying hours. I just don't know.

Well, he's calling me at 2. 8. He's calling me at 4 p.m. I'm asleep. That's time for Jackson's C-Ster. Okay. Well, what's he called? From midday until 6 p.m.

C-Ster. Don't you have plans with him? Sometimes. Like, he just, it, is he just checking and see what's happening? Guys, I just don't. think it's working out. So I just think I'm going to have to let him down and maybe make a split. Yeah, and then cut forward 48 hours, you're floating alone in space. Yeah, exactly. Damn, life was good. Yeah. But what am I meant to live with Galactus for the rest of my life?

Yeah. Yes. I don't love him. Yeah. Yeah. Sacrifices have to be made, Jack. Well, this sucks. You picked, you started dating. You could have said no. Yeah. I think I would marry someone I didn't love if it meant protecting all of mankind. Not me. You can all rot as far as that. Yeah, that's fair enough. We at least met our partners while they were in like regular their secret identity, as it were.

You knew Galactus of what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought if we could, you know, approach it like adults, be like, this isn't going anywhere. It's not an adult because he's not a man. This is not going anywhere. I think you're really cool Galactus. I think you're a cool guy.

Any guy I'd be lucky to have you. But not me. Yeah. Okay. I'd be really unlucky to have you. Me, frankly, I found you very annoying. You always saw me to charge my phone and to be the places I said I'm going to be. I don't want to do that.

If you tried dating, I don't know, like Richards or whatever. He stretches. Probably you should date another god and not just sort of like a dump guy. Oh, that too, yeah, yeah. I would say. Maybe date. Uh-huh. Looking around.

Son? Yeah. Have you tried fucking the son? He's not dating. the sun? Because that's what I'd be doing in your boots. I'd date the sun. Actually, you're not going to date the sun? Like, yeah.

Do you know the sun? Like, you like... I've become accustomed to landscapes, you know, my love making. Could you introduce me or whatever? Like, just picture up if you went to the sun, just explode. Hey, baby, how are you? How you doing? And Earth just goes,

huh. Thank God. I'm glad that guy does. Every single human being, even those who never knew me, feel a weight off their shoulders. Oh, man, I just like standing a little tall off and feeling a little light off. I could just see like a little spark on the sun and it's filled me with such joy. It's giving me, I can't even describe it. You both get that and you go, Jackson's died. Definitely what just happened?

Jackson's died. I don't know how. I don't know where, but he's gone for good. His boyfriend's about to suck off our planet. But it's nice thought that we outlived him. We're going to die with this, much. on her face and that's really nice. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Well, so I think all of these people would be bad to date. Yeah. And get, well, to dump. Mm. And yeah, I guess we also picked people that all have a temperamental attitude. Yes. Which is, I guess, the key to having a bad super ex-girlfriend.

It's true, dude. It's true. I mean, there's no good super ex-girlfriend. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And once again, happy 20th birthday to my super ex-girlfriend on streaming now. Yeah. And on that note, I've been Jill.

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