Plumbing the Death Star - Would Should Wolverine's Bones Be Coated In (later changed to Replaced With) Instead of Adamantium? (Ft. Darcy Smith from Studio Folly)

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

In an episode where they've never needed his bullshit X-Men knowledge more, Zammit's out sick. But never fear true believer as he's been replaced by our good friend Darcy Smith from Studio Folly! Who knows NOTHING about X-Men. He didn't even know Wolverine aka Logan aka James Howlett bones were coated in adamantium. You all better come for him in the comments. They didn't even mention the time after Wolverine got the adamantium ripped from his bones where he turned into a full on cave man, wore a bandana and had no nose. Nor do the mention the time of how he got his adamantium back. You see, at the time, and unbeknownst to the rest of the X-Men, Apocalypse had kidnapped (man-napped? mutant-napped?) Wolverine and pitted him up against Sabretooth (who had been enhanced with adamantium from the arms of the evil mutant Cyber (he had arms coated in adamantium)) to see who would become Death (one of the Horsemen of Apocalypse). Wolverine defeated Sabretooth believing that only bad would come out of Sabretooth becoming Death and so Apocalypse sucked off the adamantium from Sabretooth to give to Wolverine. Even his teeth were adamantium at this point, but that didn't last. He was then made to attack the X-Men and he was all wrapped up in a red headscarf thing and wielded a big scimitar for reasons that are unclear. Probably to hide the fact that no one was supposed to know he was Wolverine as there was another Wolverine on the team, but not like his clone or his son or his clone of a clone, this one was a Skrull (one of those shapeshifting aliens) who was pretending to be Wolverine for some reason that escapes me. Did Apocalypse put him on the team or was that just a sweet coincidence? This was during Apocalypse: The Twelve storyline, which was something that was teased for so long in the comics but ended up being just a terrible mess where Apocalypse wanted to get sucked off into the body of Nate Grey (an alternate reality and all powerful son of Jean Grey and Scott Summers who was kicking it sweet in the 616 universe who later went on to become a mutant shaman, then become a bit of everyone, then he made an alternate reality where sex was forbidden which makes sense as he was tricked by an evil Madelyne Pryor from a different alternate dimension to have sex, which is weird as Madelyne is a clone of Jean Grey, his mum) but Scott Summers pushed him out the way and took his spot, so Apocalypse ended up sucking off Cyclops and then they merged into one guy and then choofed off for a bit to finally come back to cheat on his wife. So you guys better come for them in the comments. Didn't even know their plane was called the Blackbird. IDIOTS.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. And the other Joel is currently sick. So instead, we're joined today by Darcy Smith. What's up? Yeah, thanks so much for joining us, Darcy. This is your first ever appearance on Plumbing the Death Star. Yeah, I know. Overdue, actually. Yeah, I've been thinking that too, dude. Where's Darcy, I'm always saying.

The whole audience is like, they're asking in every post, I imagine. Yeah, oh, absolutely. Every time we post to Instagram at Plumbing Post, They go, where's Darcy? Yeah. Great episode, boys. Very funny. There is that guy. Where's fucking fucking Darcy?

Where's that guy I've never met before? Hey guys, fuck you. Where's that cunt Darcy? Love the pod. Another snake-off. Where's Darcy? Love the pod. And you can comment things like that at Plumbing Pot on Instagram.

That's right. We're plugging Instagram before we even finish the intro of the show. Yeah. What's Plumbing the Death Star you might ask? And also, this is for Darcy. Well, Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy, pop culture, podcast, and asked the important questions, like, what should Wolverine's bones be coated in instead of it, Adamantium?

I have something in my eye. It's distracting me. I was distracted because I looked down at it. I currently have the avatar baby on me, and I was like, it's like I'm nursing it. And then I sort of, yeah, we got lost in the source a little bit. So Wolverine, his bones are covered in adamantium. Darcy, you recently started reading comic books. Yeah, I did start reading comic books.

But, question. I don't like you're asking a question before. So Wolverine, question. No, I have a question. His bones covered in Adamia. Yeah, brother. No, but I thought they were replaced with Adamation. You couldn't, oh, maybe.

So, you know what, you're telling me there's bone under there? Yeah. And then when Magneto slurps it out. So he's got bones still. Yeah, bone claws. My boy's got bones. You're not familiar with bone claws? I mean, I've seen bone claws.

Yeah, but hold on. Everyone's in the comments and they're killing you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't, no, no, plus one life. Plumbing the death star get Darcy Smith? No, fuck them. They don't know shit, dude. And he doesn't even know.

I'm looking at the comments right now. Delete your comment. Delete your comment. Delete your comment. Outline of your body. No, no, no, fuck that. See you. They don't know shit.

Okay, give me a second. Okay. All right. So I was under the assumption that when they liquefy his fucking bones. Yeah. That their bones grow back because he's Wolverine. Yeah, I thought that's healing back. No, no, no, no, no, no, they're not covered.

They are adamantium. They are covered in adamantium. But, like, so how bigger is bones? Like, how much adamantium are, like, coating them? It's a thin layer. How are you familiar with Wolverine's origins? Because obviously, you're very passionate about this, which means you must have some base knowledge.

No. Of course. Do you know that Wolverines's time of weapon X? This is what happens with Zamis nodding. Hear me out. We become the X-Men guys. Hear me out. Listen to me.

I have straight- knowledge. Okay. Your ball game, your ball knowledge is weak. Yeah. Yeah, you understand what I'm saying? I've obviously seen the X-Man movies. Okay, so I assume is respected in Bangkok.

Yeah. So, in X-2, when he fights Girl Wolverine, whose name I forget. X-23. Is it, no. No, it's like Lady Striker or something? Oh, she got the long thing. Not Logan. In Logan, it's X-22.

Oh, shit. I've forgotten her name. Anyway, she gets killed because he plugs her into the idamaneum machine, which is a horrible sexual experience. And it comes out of her eyes, right? That was actually sick. Yeah. X2's good movie.

Yeah. X2's good movie. X2's good movie. Me on a pop culture podcast. Act two's good movie. That one that everyone likes, I like it too. Datsy plays Marvel rivals, everyone. You can leave him alone.

He's a true fan. Stop killing him in the comments. Stop killing him dead and no comment. I actually, my knowledge on Wolverine actually relies on Marvel rival's voice lines that they say to each other. Oh, I got bones, Bob. My bones are normal, Bob. My bones are covered in adamantium. They aren't actually adamantium.

So you think that in, so when you're watching X2 and they go back to the lab where the weapon X program is, you thought that they removed his bones and then plugged him into the adamantium. I thought they filled his bones. with adamantium. So you think it's somehow less absurd for his bones to have adamantium on the inside rather than the outside? Yeah, I feel like they replaced his bones with adamantium. I think they like liquidifying.

How do you replace bones? Also, he's got a human. He has a fucking metal skeleton. He's got a metal skeleton. But also, why did they feel the need to be like, oh, he's like, he's an ex-man. They're a mutant. but he's also like an exact with a little sock and so. They're like, you know that metal skeleton that he's got?

That actually wasn't his power. They added that later. Well, isn't it like he's like got the metal bones always and then in this they like reveal, oh actually he's got bone bone. No, shut the fuck off. There's something where it's like, it's like the bone claws were new. So. So this is we need Zabber

I'm fairly sure Yeah you're a comic guy You speak on it authoritatively Yeah because your posted voters being like about to read epic comics And then a picture of Civil War It was one of many It was I had like five other comics there Also long time

Civil War sucked dicks Civil War sucked a hundred dicks It is bad But House of M was sick Yeah Hous of M is good Yeah so listeners of Plumbing the Death Star If you've been around for a little bit and you'd be like, this level of hostility and exasperation,

last time I heard this was when Matthew Jackson was on, Darcy and Matthew Jackson made dogpile together. Yeah, yeah. They work together. We have a company together. Yeah. It's sort of weird because I'm like, who is that man to me? And I'm like, we're friends, sure. Yeah.

But I'm like, business partner. Yeah. And that feels serious. And you're both very angry at plumbing the death store. Wow. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. You guys, your prompt is ridiculous.

I reject the premise. I reject the premise. People love when guests come on the podcast. You reject the promise. I know. Brother, I'm checking the at Plumbing Pod Instagram comments.

Brother, they're kidding. You scroll down as just gunshots. No, it's gunshots with a distance out of a police, Ira, dude. What you think I haven't...

They killed you dead in the comments. If you know anything about me and my online presence, you know that I get worse. I get worse every day. Back from the dead. They've killed you and you're replying to everyone being like,

I'm actually not killed because you suck. I'm not killed. I'm not killed. I'm not killed. I'm alive. I'm alive. Is my bread and butter. For the prompt, would you, would it please you if we said instead, what would you replace

Wolverine's bones with? Well, that makes... So Wolverine's got no bones? I like it. He's got whatever we put in there. He's a puddle of a man. He's just skin and guts. Okay.

So, I mean, I can tell... We can tell... All right. We introduce the episode. Okay. Hey, everyone. And welcome to this week's episode of Plumming the Death Star. I'm Joe.

And today we're joined by Darcy Smith. No, fuck you. We're trying to do it for you. Okay? What in the next time? Comedy, Pop Culture Podcasts, where we ask important questions? Like, why would you replace

Wolverine's bones with? That's better. That's better. Well, welcome to the show. Welcome to the show, Darcy. Yeah, I hope you enjoyed this out. I already say steam. Steam.

Steem, okay. But enough steam that he, I guess, see, okay. He, wait. In two realities, one is you've replaced his bones. Can I just stop you there? Starting a sentence with in two realities? Two realities.

One reality. In two realities? What, you want to cover his bones in steam? So he goes, snicked and, like, their bones and they're just steamy bones? Hot steam. He's got hot steamy bones coming out of his wrist. Or do you want him to go snick and go, both are good.

Okay. You know? Okay, so Adamantium was the previous one. Yeah. There was some... Weapon X. There was some debate on how that happened, but don't worry about that now. We've moved past that.

Weapon X says we're going to do something with Wolverine's bones. Somebody says adamantium, and I step in and I say, actually, what about... Have we thought of steam? Okay, so Adam... Give this man a raise. Adamantium's good because it makes him stronger, like physically... Like, they punch him as like punching a wall. Steam will make him malleable and hot.

Well, I mean, because he's got a heal. factor, doesn't that kind of turn him into some sort of balloon man? It could do. Like he could like inflate his like bone socket. If he closes his mouth Yeah, because the steam is constantly We need to put somewhere in his guts

some kind of steam generating device. Yeah, exactly. Maybe in his coxics, okay? It's awesome you're on board. You're fighting every other part the moment he says we're putting a steam generator in his guts, you go, yes. Exactly. I mean, not crazier than coating his fucking skeleton in metal. Well, I think we could go to skeleton

Now I'm more painful. Coding his skeleton in steam. I don't think that's off the table. Hot steamy bones coming out of his knuckles. If you're replacing his bones, though. Yeah. So he's just going to be like a hot water bottle vibes. Hot steam man, yeah.

So like he can, he's got like Alex Mac powers. Awesome call by me. Well, sort of, but Alex, I don't know if there's a way he can not, he can sort of become like a puddle. Because if the steam cools down. It never does. Okay. What's the Venn diagram of X-Men heads and Alex Mac fan? It's a circle.

We call that that. That's fucking plumbing the death stuff. Yeah, absolutely. That and finding crabs at the beach to stomp on. Standing on crabs at the beach. You get all three of them together, baby. Why are people stomping on cramps? Just plumbing the desktop hands.

I can't explain it, dude. You go to a beach, you see a guy just stomping crabs? Leave it alone. Check what he's listening to in his earbuds. It'll be plumbing the death time, guarantee. So, he's got steam, he's got a steam generator in his coxics, okay? And in the channels. Just above the ass for people who are unfamiliar.

Thank you, in the arse, okay. Above the ass, the tailbone. On the whiteboard where I'm explaining this, isn't the diagram. Doesn't your butt have a sinus? This is crazy. Excuse me? I think, okay, I'm no fancy scientist. But apparently your butt has like a sinus.

What? What? Could you possibly be it? I can get hate fever of the asshole? Listen. So apparently I'm doing nothing I'm doing nothing

I am all ears Stop for a minute Okay Apparently Yeah Your butt has a sinus Okay you've repeated So apparently at the top of your butt cheeks

I think that there's like Some sort of tract Now a sinus Sinus It's like fluid from your nose and throat Are you telling me it goes

also all the way down my spine into my butt cheeks. It's not connected to your nose and throat. I think that there's like an interconnected, like, fluid draining system. Why am I getting fluid down there? Well, that you're, I think we're all, we're sort of fluid. We are kind of fluid. That is true.

We are kind of fluid. There's four types of sinuses. Yeah. Tell me there's one in the, of the bath. House, asshole, chest. Frontal sinus located in the forehead, just above each eyebrow. Yeah. So far so good.

maxillary sinus located in the cheekburns under the eyes and on either side of the nose those are the largest ones so far so good ethmoid sinuses I don't know why I decided

I was going to read out the scientific names because I'm fighting for my life frontal fine easy dude easy we all understand that as safe sinus yeah

ethmoid sinuses located between the eyes near the bridge of the nose so you notice all of these are face so far all head yeah head sinuses spend

Svenoid? Spanoid. Svanoid sinuses. Yeah. Now they are located deeper. In the skull. Okay. Behind the nose. Oh, okay.

Yeah. And that's the end of the list. We might have some kind of fluid pocket above our ass. I think that that's... Yeah, I don't know if they're technically call it a science. Yeah. Well, I was just basically on some guy that came in here yelling saying there's a sinus in the arm. I think it's crazy.

Well, it's like I was just using the word science. You know, I'm glad we don't have a sinus in our asshole because I have horrible sinuses. If I get sick, I will have like a headache for two weeks. Yeah, you're having an ass ache? Yeah, do you have a leaky butt? Yeah, being like, I'm going to take a pan at all because my ars is killing me. Yeah, because you're in the knowledge that you had when you came into the studio. Yeah.

You thought that like the, I guess, are you talking about like the start of the crack? Near there. Kind of like we have like, you kind of like little dimples above the ass. No, I think it's like. firmly in like crack territory. And what do you believe it does? I think that it's like, fluid, but like,

there's no whole there's no fluid management. No, but there's like there's like tubes and stuff all up on there. I mean, there's tubes. Fantastic. Dude. Like, blood vessels? I know. Veins?

I know I don't know enough about what I'm talking about. And I know that I'm not doing a good job of explaining it. But one or several people right now are going, that he is cooking with something. It's awesome because, like, you've, I googled it. Yeah. Like, I went and I read the four. Yeah.

And you're still like, yeah, but what about the fifth? Yeah, but, okay. I don't even know what to Google. I'm moving the golf post away from sinus. Yeah, there's something in your ass. Yeah, yeah. There's something in your ass, for sure. Ass fluid.

Yeah, they call that diarrhea. Rectal discharge, yeah. The perineal. Oh? No, I don't think. Paranile And you're like, huh? Fluid field pocket in the anal

Orbotic region is most commonly a perineal abscess. Is that what you mean? No, but where that is. A perineum? No, where the abscess is, yes. Yes, yes. But an abscess is not in a specific place. No, but not at the abscess, the location.

So perineal, in the perineal. In the perineal. Yeah, there's like a tract. So underneath. Just to change the, like, just to change the dialogue in this, just to explain what you've just done here. I've been like, oh, I've got a sinus on my cheek and then I gesture to a pimple

and then everyone says that's not a sinus and you go, this fluid, it's the same. I'm looking at diagrams, brother. I do not see... I reject a primate. Anyway. It's rare for someone to come into women that start to yell more than us.

I know. Like, we usually get there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in the first five minutes. It's hard to happen almost immediately. Before you even see. said, what if Wolverine's bones of steam? A steam? Well, because, okay, so

let me describe what we're doing to this guy. Yeah. Okay, it's good if you imagine us in the weapon X sort of like, you know, border room. Okay, so we've got, we put a steam sort of generator in his toxic. Maybe in this mythical anus sinus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

We put it in there. That's the best pipe for it. Okay, and then we connect it via tubes to the channels that have been left by his bones, okay? Then we turn it on remotely. Maybe we can do this remotely. So in a way... With an app. With a Wolverine.

In this day and age. The Steam vene app. Yeah. Because then maybe we could Alex smack him because we go, Agent Wolverine and he's... Steam off. And he goes... And he just becomes skin and muscle.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And then we... Maybe, I mean, like, you know, roll up. And my friend Jacob Junerker would call it the reverse skeleton. Well, what if we got rid of the muscle too? Okay. So you just want him to be...

Full balloon boy. Guts. Okay. Steam and guts. And then he... Skin? What I'm thinking is like, we need to get him under doors, right? Yeah.

Okay? Oh, yeah. That's like the main thing we need... Well, because he can't blast through them with metal closet. No, no, no, he's got a steam. The door issue is enough. Is the steam hot enough to melt the door? No.

I'm excited to see him fight. Yeah. Well, maybe he's... Maybe you can, like, wrap himself around people. You can also still, you can have steam hot enough to hurt a face but not melt a door. Oh. Yeah. Okay, what if he, like, with his balloon powers, like, sucked people into his body?

Brother, he sure does suck. And then just go steam on and just steams them alive. Steams them from the inside like a toppling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he eats them? Or inserts them in some sort of cavity. Maybe a sinus pattern. Some sort of butt sinus.

Well, what if we do it like this? So we take away his meat and his bones. so he's just guts inside a sort of skin. Then we fill the rest with steam and we put his zip on the front of him so he can unzip himself, grab someone into his steam body, zips himself back up

and then we, with our app, we go steam on. And he goes, cooks the guy inside, steam off, he becomes a puddle, we collect it, put in a briefcase or whatever. Or, or... Or... Or...

Inside? Steam light. Steam light. Oh, that's a great idea. Steam room. And we go, we keep some bones and we put in dumplings of rice. Yeah. We could use a cook as well.

Rice cook a Wolverine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These are just ideas. So one thing that is raised real quickly for me. Yeah. And I'm listening. So like Adam Antium doesn't change size, but steam does. Wolverine is obviously constantly healing.

And this would be agony for him. But I have a feeling that the scientists are created this does not give a shit about how much pain. Yeah, yeah. clearly almost gets off on it. Especially more pain the better it's seen. In a way. In a way. Because you want to install a zip, which he would feel to put a person in his guts. The problem is, and I see this immediately, is that he unzips himself.

So he unzips himself and, I don't know, like Toad or whatever gets inside. Then he zips himself up. Toad has a second to grab his heart because his guts are just loose in there and just kind of squeeze it. And that, yeah, that's kind of not what we're looking for, I guess. Pop his heart like a... Yeah. Like a little balloon. Like a water balloon.

Yeah. So maybe that... Squeeze his heart like a sponge. What about the steamy bones? Well, no, because I was going to say, uh, with, you can control this, like, the size of steam. Yeah. So could you inflate Wolverine to get him really tall? Yeah, I think that would be another option or at least make him like a balloon and then he floats.

Fetish artists are going to love you. Yeah. What if Wolverine was so full of steam? A hot sphere. And he's still had a dick and nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, like, you know, the door problem. we go, we can't get Wolverine in the facility

because he's... Because he doesn't have Adamantium anymore? He's not strong. Yeah, yeah, we go steam on, maximum. And then he inflates and he floats up sort of like over the protective wall. We just hope no one shoots him because he'll pop. How many like secure...

But he'd heal again. Well, exactly. That's true. Maybe we need to shoot him to like a balloon. He goes... Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many secure facilities do you know of that don't have a roof?

Wow. Certainly some, the outside may not. The outside of wall. He can get over the wall. The wall to a compound. Yeah, exactly. Once he's in, then he unlocks the door from the other side, you know? And then how does he get into the actual compound?

But that's for the other guys to do. He's just outdoor man. Oh, the other X-Men. So Wolverine's job now is not to be like one of the heavy hitters of the X-Men, but to float over walls. He's clearly niche. Yeah. He's not for every circumstance. Yeah, but the phoner.

Sometimes steamvoreen. He's like, I've got this, bub. And like kitty pride's like just... I think I could just phase through this one. Yeah, I'm your best there isn't what I do. I got doors. Yeah, what do you do exactly? I occasionally, and I have no control over this,

inflate with steam and float into the sky. Dumblings, not a problem. And yeah, I cook dumplings in my stomach. It hurts like hell, bump. But I'm the best there isn't what it is. I do. Yeah, because I think that in the original episode before, obviously we scrapped the intro, God, I hope we didn't release that.

Yeah, me too, though, be familiar. Where we were coding something, like coding Wolverines bones that we've now found out allegedly don't exist. Impossible. Like a liquid or a gas makes sense because, well, it doesn't make sense. You don't think steamy bones make sense? It means that he can't do any of his previous things except he'll. Yeah.

So, yeah, you've pretty much... Do you think if he had steamy bones? Would you have steamy teeth of hair Teter hair, not bones Yeah, damn Teeth of hair? Teeth a hair? It's all carotid, yeah. That's not true.

I don't think hair... What about beef jerky? Okay. So he could still kind of stand and wobble. Like he'd be like, like, I think he'd be sort of funky with it. He can't move, I guess. What are you talking about?

Well, he can't take a step, right? So, like, if a bone... You're in dangerous territory, if he thinks steam bones work but beef jerky doesn't. Steam bones only works because we can inflate and deflate him at will.

No, so he's not walking in your situation. You're just inflating him so he floats. We fire him out of a cannon or a catapult at the compound. I'm thinking if a bone is like, yay, like, I don't know, he's wobbly. Like, he's not, he's like a baby horse. You could make, you could put enough beef jerky in a bone slot to have the same density as a bone, I reckon.

Yeah, okay. Oh, we make a joint? Can we make a joints out of beef jerky? I mean, he could walk around. He could smoke that sleep. Savory high. Yeah, rolling up. Brother want a hit of this beef blooms?

Yeah. Yeah. Are we making joints and sinews and stuff so that he can, like, move his legs? Yeah, I think so. Okay, yeah, fine. And then when he goes claw out, that's a snack. He's got a delicious snack. But also, if he had bones in there, then, I don't know, he's, like, sucking the jerky off of his, like, of his, like, bones.

That's good. I don't know. I think that's really. I think that your idea of beef jerky would work wonderful if Wolverine still had bones, but alas, as the episode topic says, he's got no bones. He's got no bones. But also, I'm thinking he's got a healing factor. He ain't got no bones.

He's got a healing factor. Do you reckon the beef would come back to life? Well, mal. Cow bones. Yeah, yeah. He's like, swirley like, as he takes cow form. Okay, we got calvoreen. accidentally.

Shit. But I'm thinking, like, it would probably be, like, if I had beef jerky bones, I feel like I'd be very killable. Like, I feel like the most killable man alive. Yeah. Could be fatal, you know, like, I'm thinking the skull is an issue. Oh, that's right. I forget about the skull.

Yeah. I forget about Wolverine steam skull. Yeah. That motherfucker is just loose eyes. Yeah, yeah. Also, so, like, yeah, your cooking is all. Yeah. The moment I go, all right, okay, it's been a long, you know, six months in development,

let's reveal the steamveread, get at the app and we should have that on their phones, okay, and activate. And he just screams and I go, okay. Oh, I steamed him from the inside. Okay. Is he dead? Can't die, really. He smells like dumplings, though.

That's awesome. The dumplings are ready, but he's dead. So, so weird. With the beef jerky skeleton, like I'm thinking like he's gonna, a regular person would die. True. But he would just be healing that shit back up. So I'm like, if you get healing what? Everything, right?

The wound from having beef in your form. And presumably, does he regenerate the jerky? Well, I mean, if they take out of antium out of them, it doesn't regenerate. Probably what would happen. Again, because usually, he still has bones. So when they do suck the adamantium out of him, he gets bones. He still has bones.

But he doesn't have bones, unfortunately. Yes. Someone read a comic book wrong. So, no, I didn't read it wrong. So actually, I think what happened to your, to meat verine, to beef jerky vene, is his body would absorb the beef jerky and he'd just be left with no bones, right? I don't know if he would absorb the beef jerky. Like, if you get a bit of, say I did, I was a fucked up scientist.

Well, hold on. the boff some beef jerky. No, like I sliced open your arm, inserted a bit of beef jerky, soda back up again. Yeah. And then I kept you on like- Oh yeah, the beef jerky would probably slowly break down. Or you'd get the worst infected. You have a swollen infected.

Infected, like a foreign body. I'm not sure that you can put dried meat into your person. I feel like you've created the toxic avenger but in a new style. Yeah. Well, okay. I mean, you got the steam machine. Yeah. You have a beef jerky device.

Yeah. Yeah, the beef jerky device. So that's just like re-coating the jerky, the jerky sort of bone. That's a really good idea. So it's just constantly pushing out more jerky. Yeah, yeah. So does that mean Wolverine has to snick out beef jerky so that he doesn't get clogged up on the inside? Yeah, he's got to eat a certain amount per day or he gets all dumbed up.

Okay, time to see Darcy's experiment and we look at Wolverine in his cage. And he's just desperately eating his claws so he doesn't boost us. I got to eat my claws to stay alive. So, really curious. Jackson, like, I don't know, I don't really understand where steam came from, but I can't understand that he wanted him to be flat. Beef jerky, however, I can't see any pros. Yeah, what's the benefit?

Or cons. I feel, it feels like he just wanted to say beef jerky. I mean, snack. Yeah, okay. Yeah, beef jerky is good snack. Was Wolverine need to eat? Yeah, yeah. I don't know if he needs to, but he does.

Yeah. Yeah. Would you eat something, do you think you would year for the taste of human bones? Mmm. Is something much human bone flavored, would you want to eat it? No, it's beef jerky flavor. Yeah, no, I know. But his bones are beef jerky.

What aren't you getting about this? I think, you know, if I was a creature that ate bones, I would really like the taste of bones. Sure. And I think there would be something quite satisfying about eating a bone. But I am a creature who does like eating beef jerky. Yeah, yeah. I'm mixed on beef jerky, so I guess, like, Human bones, beef jerky.

Yeah. I'd like to be a creature that ate something bones and all. That's appealing. To be like an ogre and pick up like a human. Why don't you do that? Pick a small, like pick a fish or something. Make sure you chew the bones properly. Yeah, just eat it bones and all.

Maybe practice by eating an apple with core included. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. I don't like that. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Went to somebody used to the whole quality. Just threw the wrong way. It's eating the butt of it. the apple is wrong.

It's like, what are you doing? It's not a good bit. Why are you torturing yourself with a bad bit of the apple? Jokin if you, okay, so you're working your way up to eating, I don't know. Whole chicken. Whole chicken. Do you reckon the best starting place is apple with the core or eating a watermelon rind? I think eating, I much prefer the taste of watermelon rind.

Well, you can pick a watermelon rite. Yeah. No, but I like eating just the rind. If Wolverine was an apple, would his seeds be covered in Andamantium or would they be out of Antimteum themselves? They'd be covered. If Wolverine was an apple, we're entering realms of hypothetical, like, unheard of my man. And these are the questions the main answer. You've just flashed us forward 20 years when we're all 60.

And we go, hey, everyone, welcome. It's episode of Ply the next. It's episode 840,000, no, 1,000. It would be like, it would be like 2,000. 2,000, okay. What if Wolverine was an apple? I think his seeds would be coated out of me and him. Yeah, probably.

fucking way. I guess the stem would be his claw to retract it. And Magneto takes it out and then he can eat the apple normal style. But Magneto maybe is an apple

himself. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if Wolverine's an apple, then Magnetor is an apple. All the X men are X apples. X apples and the

the applehood of evil apples. Somebody's listening to this in a radiated wasteland. Why do I still listen? Like, it's the only form of entertainment after the water was, but it's not good. I'd rather just listen to the eerie sound of wind. And people screaming.

A side effect of drinking the poisoned water. Yeah. Well, it's important, I think, for us in our Wolverine to think about when Magneto takes the bones out. Obviously, it could be Magneto, because Magneto's are perfectly suited to that because he can control metal. You need some kind of steam magneto that control steam. Exactly. Did they know? They have that.

Who's steam magneto? Pyro. Yes. It's steam fire. No. Steam's hot air. You need an air guy. You need an air guy.

Yeah, you need an air, motherfucker. You need like a water bender or something. Ice, man. No, ice isn't air? Yes. 100%. Because steam is water density in air. Yeah.

he could control the air. So he could just cool it down. And then he wouldn't be steam anymore. That just... It'd be frozen bones. And we're in the lab pressing the steam button. Something's wrong. Upload full steam.

When they made Wolverine have metal bones, did they know that he was really going to hate a guy like that much? No, that would have been... If you were a weapon axe, you would have been like, what are the fucking odds? Yeah. Your bad guy is a man who can suck off metal? Do you think that's going to be a problem?

No. If they put it together, we're fucked but we just got to hope no one realizes. In the lab, they're like, damn, I really hope there isn't like a super villain that can control metal. That would be a really inconvenient for our weapon. And I go, well, I'm trying to know there's no one that

controls steam. You know, if we wanted to do my steam idea. Yeah, now back to beef jerky. Yeah. I still am really struggling to understand any benefit to this. Are you saying the benefit is Wolverine can now he has beef jerky whenever he wants? Well, that's part of it.

Yeah, okay. You get part of it, so there's more. So also... So the only benefit Adamantium versus beef turkey. You can't eat adamantium. Yes, that's true. But I reckon you can still...

You can sharpen beef turkey to a point. So you're kind of imagining a Wolverine that has to go snicked, and then sharpen the... Would they be sharp? Wouldn't they? Would they? He doesn't have to sharpen his adamantium claws.

They're already sharp. They're already sharp. And with... Yeah, yeah. So? No, but you because you got rid of the bones, Datsy, because you got out of the fucking bones, it's just flat beef jerky.

I don't know. And also, you want him to eat the beef jerky. So he would have to sharpen every time he's going to use it because he's just chewed off the sharp bit. You know, sometimes you get got. And sometimes... And just saying that you got me just then. And you know what it's big of me to admit that.

We backed you into a corner. Yeah, yeah. And instead of... And you're right, I did say that he was eating the beef jerky. Yeah, you did say that. And that was really silly. Yeah, that was... Okay.

This is where I go all the line. Frankly, what were you thinking? Yeah. I know. Really messed up. Now, this feels like a very anticlimactic one to end on. Okay. But I was thinking wood.

Oh, okay. Woodverine. Why wood for... First of all, good name. Okay, first of all, Woodverine. Yeah. Second of all... Or Wolverwood, I like, too.

What about wood for wood? Wood for wood. Wood for wood is really good. Obviously, wood, it's not magnetic. Mahoggeri. Oh, mahogany. Mahoggin. Mahogarine.

We change his bones for beautiful mahog. Yeah, maybe he'd say Bobby could say Morg in reference to his beautiful. What's up, Mogg? The best there is what I do. Yeah. You can shop and wood. He could just stab the shit out of Magiard. As far as I'm aware, there's not a wood suckoff guy.

No, nobody controls wood in the, uh, in the Marvel world. Wood bones, though. That's such a bold claim. Yeah, that'll be a wood, yeah. But what a... Pyrro. Yeah, he's torching him out. Human beings are also flammable.

Yes. True. But imagine if your bones were on fire. Wouldn't feel awesome. That would be pretty bad. That's it. Yeah, but your bones can catch fire. Yeah, but if my bones are on fire. Cones catch fire, the rest of me is caught fire. Yeah, but...

Whereas for bone... Wood for wood? His bones could catch fire. Mahog. Huh? Mahog for... Mahog. Mahog for...

Hog? His bones... Mahog for hog. Voreim. How you doing? It's me. Mahog for hog. I'm the best there is at what I dog.

What's up, Mug? What's up? Mug and Mahog for hog. I think having bones... I mean, wood for bones is fucked him up. really bad. It's made his brain sick. Did they make your brain out of wood?

Your brain would be messed up, too, if you went from steam bones to beef jerky bones to wood bones. Two failures in the weapon X apart, but they give him to do show. I'm at, I'm weapon Zed. Yeah, you're like, um, wood's cheap. Yeah, woods cheap? Yeah. Also, like, sharpen wood, that's chill. That's good for vampires.

Yeah, good, great for vampires. And they've got Morbius. They've got vampire. Yeah, exactly. That's true. It's a stab vampire with snick. Could team up with Blade. Well, like, does he ever stab Morbius?

I don't know. With his regular claws? First of all, probably, because everything in comics has already happened. Two, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a big Morbius reader, to be honest. Wait, isn't there a different, like, vampire guy that's bigger than... There's probably, like, eight vampire guys.

Who's the Spider-Man vampire guy? That's Morbius. Is it? That's Morbius. No, there's another vampire guy. They just straight up have Dracula. Yeah Dracula's around

Dude, he's doing shit I mean, they've also got Santa Yeah Like Santa Claus is real The Marvel yeah Like Wolverine's dad Santa Claus Yes

Very funny Very good joke Yes Yes Yes Yes Actually I can't remember

Wolverine's dad's name His bones of presents James I must say James Toilet That's not his name Wolverine's dad William's dad's

William's toilet Yeah, James Jones. That's great. What's... James Toilet. No, he had it, dude. James Toilet. Don't worry.

This is my dad. James. Oh, James Logan? Yeah. Is this what this podcast is like usually? Yes. Well, usually there isn't a guest in here screaming. Ah, okay.

But apart from that, yeah. Like, okay, you were just five minutes early. Because usually about 10 minutes in one of us is screaming at the other. But yeah, someone trying to remember someone's name and saying James Toilet, yeah, that's pretty normal. That's pretty normal. That's pretty normal. What's his name? It's James.

It's Hallet. You can understand where toilet. Toilet, howl it. Yeah, exactly. It's close. What would having a wood skull do for you? That's what I keep thinking. Well, the problem is that, yeah, obviously wood is a lot more brittle than metal.

Splinters in the brains. Splinters in the brain. But pretty similar to bone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could have a fully wound. Splinter. Blown splinter? Bones do splinter.

Bones, as I said before, blones. I was actually just being honest to both our listeners and the editor, because I went to say Bones and said Bones, but under my breath, and then just repeated it louder. I really like, you said both our listeners and editor, but I thought you meant both of our listeners. Be really kind to both of the plumbing to death. Is this Blones splinter?

The teenage mutiny is too. This is dad. I believe he's named Blones Splinter. There's no better feeling than having two nonsense words. and then claiming that it's someone. Yeah. Like I did with James Toilet. You've got Blones splinter.

Motherfif, if you were like, yeah, we're going to replace Blones with Wood, I'd be like, I don't know if we should give him to this guy. He might not even know what bones are. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm in bones. I'm in bones. I know what bones are. Prove it.

Oh, dear. Fuck. I got to go to the toilet. Which one of the bones? This motherfucker was in the toilet. He's upgraded to, uh, he's done a story person on Instagram. just said, what are bones? Hey, how you doing? It's me, Dusha.

I need some fucking help, okay? Someone. Someone. Anyone, what's a bone? I will delete this story in five minutes, so be quick. Please, my life, my job depends on it. Anyway, suss his toilet. Just a huge shit.

Oh, fuck. Wasn't me, wasn't me. Wasn't me. Was here when I got here. I don't know why I went into the shit toilet, though. Oh, fuck. Who are Webberdacks here? A second question.

Hey, I'm going to start tagging my co-workers at Weapon X. Who took this shit? Who took this shit? He's been in there a long time. Oh, hang it, I just got tagged. Oh, why is it? You come back. Yeah, I know what bones are.

Oh, do you? Yeah. And I always knew. Yeah, they made of, oh, fuck. That's funny. I feel like no one replied to you. Yeah, bones are like calcium or hair or whatever. They're in your, I don't know.

Oh, they're in your muscles, skin bones. I know all the bits of a guy, yeah. Bones, that's good for... What if you had shit for bones? People often say shit for brains. You can go claws out and you'd just be like pooping three times. That would be pretty disgusting. Just six turds?

They just drop off. Yeah, that's really good. We have to make it sound like he's trying to shit. Yeah, yeah. Like really straining. Oh, his hands fart. Yeah. How else?

Fart for booms. It's kind of like... I see what we're out now. It's kind of like intestinal. Yeah. Like intestines. Well, that's disgusting. That's a disgusting version of Wolverine.

There is plenty of mutants in the Marvel universe where their whole thing is pretty much just being horrible. Yeah, that's true. Maggot famously. Yeah, maggot. that kid that's a bomb. Rest in peace to that. That one that's just eyes.

You would know about that because that's what starts civil war. Kid blows up. Kid blows up. What? Kid blows up. Yeah. He's like a bomb guy. He's like whole deal is that he can blow up and it kills him.

And then the reality TV shows trying to rescue him and they mess it up. And then people like, Superheroes are dangerous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the whole story was kind of shitty, so I like didn't commit it to me. So issue one of six, you just don't remember. I don't. I genuinely don't. Fair enough. It's a bad run.

Yeah. I just remember them being like, like going to have a conversation with Captain America and being like, fuck you, you, Captain America. Just off rip. Like, and he was like, I'm just here to have a conversation. Like, why are you like pointing guns at me? Yeah. And they're like, the whole story escalates. It goes from literally like a two to a ten in one conversation.

And it was terribly. Yeah. It's bad. Well, you know, so Wolverine, obviously, maybe we need to take a step back. from fart bones. Yeah. And maybe we need to re-look at some metals.

Lead? Yeah. Heavy Wolverine? Adamantium is like, it's not indestructible, but it's pretty close. But what is, do they have vibranium?

Yeah. Or is that a movie thing? No, no, vibranium's a thing. So which is more, which is better? Well, I think the difference is adamantium is indestructible, but vibranium has the like,

it'll absorb. It's light, but it'll absorb the kinetic energy. In the comments, Captain America Shields actually made from both. Yeah.

It's just that they didn't earn the rights to Adamantium. So they couldn't say it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. And then they celebrated having the rights back for Adamantium to say the Eternals are made out of Adamantium.

Yeah. Yeah. And then we're looking for Adamantium. Oh, dude. When they announced that the Eternals are made out of Adamantium, it's like, yes, dude. That's my M-Chi. Dude.

Hell you. Avengers 4 is going to be sick because they're going to say Adamantium. Yeah. King will throw up a bunch of Adamantium. I mean, they tried to do the Adamantium. thing in a Captain America

Brave New World. And that movie was, I mean, so, I walked into that movie going, Captain America's my guy. This is going to be awesome.

And I love Red Hulk because he's Red. Sam Wilson is going to like take a punch from the Hulk without any like superpowers or anything. And he's not going to turn into pink mist immediately. And it's going to piss me off. And that movie,

like that Red Hulk, Harrison Ford, of course, fucking pole, a flagpole from the White House and swings it with Hulk's strength like a baseball bat and Sam Wilson

catches it. And I went, fuck. Like, just immediately. I'm like, just maybe on board until the last 10 minutes where that happens. Previous that way, you're like, this is the greatest movie. I'm glad that I'm glad that Betty Ross is back. Yeah. That's awesome. I love

the leader. The leader, his head's all fucking huge. I remember when like those drops dripped into his skull. And finally satisfying payoff. Dude, I love that movie, but, like, I just love, like, intolerable, out-of-place green screens that don't exist anywhere. It is good. Like, I love to see just people standing on a set with, like, a vaguely hazy background

with seemingly no people that they could have, like, CGIed back there. Me too, dude. Of course. It's the best shit. I love watching a movie that's clearly pieced together. in post, like to try and make it seem vague to make sense. I do like that, yeah, I mean, we get big blockbusters where they're just like, oh, fuck, we fuck this up. Let's just

bring it a new guy. We'll just see GI as a boat on the roof. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It rocks, dude. Let's remove whole characters because we don't know how to make it work. You're up, brother. You have not been in this movie prior, but you're in these scenes now. Yeah, yeah. Awesome stuff. Yeah. And yeah, like, well, okay, what about we're making, so flagpole just reminded me, why not flagpole? Okay, flagpole Wolverine.

And maybe we have an app. But that's just metal. That's metal bones. No, no, no. Hear me out, boys. We get an app and we go raise. And he goes, on to his side. He plants a palm in the ground. The flag ball comes out. It extends. And then he's like, where does it come out of here?

He comes out of his arm. It's like telescopic. And he raises into the sky. And then we have a little apple. We've got like a wolverine on the flagpole. We can move up and down. To decide where he goes to say someone famous has died Or someone imported to the country Yeah

He's like He'll be happy To the Swiss senator Time to raise Wolverine Halfland Yeah The way you say half mast Sort of speaks to an erection

Yeah That is true Billy Clinton who's died Time to raise Wolverine Lower Wolverine Sorry half mask Yeah okay And he could be out the front of the

Weapon X program It's gonna be so crazy when Bill Clinton dies and we go, oh, okay, cool, the pedophiles dead. And then, of flags at half-mast at the White House, and we go, I don't know about that. I don't like this planet much.

Yeah. I don't really... Any good left in this species of ours. Not loving this reality anymore. Yeah. I liked it better when it seemed crazy to think, though. Yeah, it was good when I was about 10, I think. That was probably the peak, really. Yeah, when Pizza Gate was the most insane

thing I've ever heard. Take me that. was when I was mentally healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I think you've got to rewind the clock further for me. I think, like, Game, GamerGate. You were going to say, you were happy in Game of Game of? No, it was happier before gaming game. That's why you're going to go back to when you're 10.

You've just, like you said, Xbox has just come out. People say to rock, well, you say, what's that? I don't know what that means. True. You know? You're doing the, the Warthog race? Yeah. Like, you know, across those platforms.

Exactly. Somebody's bought a packet of chips and it's changed. you guys fuck with Crazy Bones? Yeah, dude. Crazy Bones fucking wrong. You've come to the right place for Crazy Bones talk. Yeah. Crazy Bones are TechDex. Yeah. So, Tech Dax went hard, yeah. Crazy Bones...

Did you ever put Crazy Bones in your mouth? Yeah. I was going to say, that feels like, yeah. Crazy Bones that get the great mouth feel. I mean two episodes ago, three episodes ago I was talking about eating marbles. Crazy Bones are like the better marbles when it comes to putting stuff in your mouth. Do you know what I didn't fuck with, though? Mighty Beans.

Yeah, Mighty Beans. I wanted to fuck with Mighty Beans, but Mighty Beans were like, you need an apparatus if you want to play with this fucking toy. Yeah, that's happening. I'm not about that life, dude. Here's the thing I have about Mighty Beans. Like, when it comes to kids' toys, I feel like that that's probably the one that doctors are removing from the most

noses and anusis. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think you're right, dude. I think a Mighty beans coming out. Huh? Yeah. Like, I reckon I could shove... You could shelve a Mighty Bean and then... Easy. Up to talk us are we saying? Yeah, yeah. Where else you're shelving?

The sinus? Oh, I thought you said shove. Well, you can shove in a lot of places, but shelf, yes. Mighty beans have the vibe of, like, if you sat down naked on one, you would just go, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they have a suppository kind of. Hello. They look like a suppository.

Yeah, exactly stumbling around trying to find your suppository in the morning. I will say that in my wonderful life of many experiences, I've never had to put a suppository in my asshole. Me neither. In a way, I kind of, I find it kind of hard to believe that a suppository were. Like, of course I... Medicine of the asshole does feel like Doctor's greatest trick. Yeah, the scam of the suppository.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doctors are pissing themselves when you're putting a suppository off the edge. He's fucking doing it. I got this guy to finger his own assholes. Dude, I've heard that they're not even checking for anything when they put a finger up your part. Yeah, dude. That's just a joke they do.

Oh my God, he didn't even do anything. Hey, welcome back, Mr. Dushro, and have you been using the suppository? And you go, yeah, and he goes, just give me a second. Sorry, my dad. I got a rule back. I just have to step outside for a moment. Close the door. He fucking did it!

I can't believe he did it. He's putting stuff up his butt. What the fuck? He just swallows the tablets. Like, we're going to need a stool sample. Then that you're like, or you're like,

oh my God, I can't believe that he'd be these shit into a cup and what if that. I can't be like, this guy's a fucking idiot. He actually thinks that we're going to like run tests on you. You know, you to figure out if he's shit in a cop.

That it stinks. Yeah. Can we get you to piss? But we need the middle of the piss. Sorry, we're looking for middle piss. Don't give us the first. We'll know. We'll definitely know.

We call that the ribid. And then you go in there and all the doctors rush up at the toilet door with their ear and they hear you do the awkward. You're like, piss. Oh my God, he did it. Oh, my God, he fucking did it. This motherfucker is an idiot. Oh, yeah, thank you very much.

Thanks so much for that. I feel like in Jax is a weather flying to ghost to the sun. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just need to give you a shot in the bomb. Yeah, yeah. And then they wait to see it. You're like, oh, yeah, okay. They're like, okay.

Bend over, I guess. Now they're like, what the fuck? Why? Why does he think that would be better? That's just fat. And then you go, you know, you go out to the reception and they go, yeah, he did this a positive tree. We injected him in the bomb and we got the middle bit of the piss.

So, yeah, just set up the clean bill of health. We'll run from tests and... Just make sure he, uh, no bulk billing today. Yeah, yeah. Poor price on that one. And as he leaves laughing, you're like, is something funny? I don't know. No, no, no.

It's a joke for a little. Sorry, just a big day at work. Okay, really cool. A lot of firsts today. Yeah. The scam of magicism. Needles would also be good bones for Wolverine to have. Yes, it's very true.

That's very true. Very pointy. So, yeah, when, uh, because it would also be really scary if, like, when he, like, claws out. That would be scary. Rather than just, like, one needle, just like, a shit ton of needles come out. I hate that. That's a knot. Yeah.

What about if it was guns? And he goes, schnick, and the barrel of, you know, three, four guns come out. And then he goes, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, that could be good. I feel like that is actually, like, maybe a combat improvement. Yeah. Well, that kind of just makes it war machine or like Tony Star kind of thing. Well, what about this, then? Instead of bones,

further forearms with little hands on them come out. And what if his bones were hands? Yeah, and then more come out. And then little, so somebody goes, You can't punch me, Wolverine? You're four or five meters away from me. I'm the best direction. What I do, Bob?

What if... Boom. Dook, do, do, do, do. What if they were little Wolverines? Whoa. Yeah. Now you understand plumbing the dance. Yeah.

So you could go snicked and then little wolverines would come out. Yeah. And then they would like that. Do they just drop to the ground and like scurry over? Or they be connected at the feet at his like at the base of the knuckle. That's so funny. because like And those Wolverines

can have out of Amadeeam team Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah they do But it's funny Because like To hold your body

That stiff is so hard They're probably just gonna dangle down From his knuckles I'm Wolverine Rine Rubb Wolverine and then the little ones of extra Wolverine

I'm Wolverine Rina Rina Rina Oh Sorry I didn't understand Did not expect this Oh just be going Yeah I don't know how to deal

this. I got no powers against this. Yeah, I guess like another staple just to we could explore, I guess. What if that were bombs? Oh, yeah. So he goes, I'm the best through his what I do in his hands explode. And he's just screaming at his stumps.

He bumps into it like the corner of a coffee table and blows up. And Brian goes, right, okay. Bonferrin was dangerous. Can't just drop him off something, though. Yeah, that's true. Just to huck him in a big

We get him, you go, okay. Colossus can just throw him. We can parachute you out of the chopper, but we, we snip his, uh, his parachute. Yeah, yeah, you can have a barrage. Special goes crazy. Yeah, exactly. We just, but I'll tell you what, on the chopper, I'd be shitting my penis. Please don't rock.

Please don't rock. The chopper has like a little jerk of tubular. It's like a fuck. What's just pouring with sweat. Oh, fuck, man. You feel like the bomb-brain? Yeah, fine. Okay, thank God.

Okay. You tell me if you weren't there, right? You tell me if you felt like, you know, like you were close to like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Okay, man, fuck. And then, yeah, he drop him out. He blows up the building. That's pretty good.

Bonds. And he heals again, I guess. Yeah, yeah, it takes a while, but you just scrape him up, put him in a bucket or something. Yeah, he puts himself back together. Put himself back together. That's really good. Yeah, money. Money is good.

Oh, money? Like one of those, you know, like there's dollar bill, cash cash counter things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be good. That's pretty good. What about glue? Gloverine Gloverine

I think that's really good He could climb a building That way maybe You know It's an idea It's an idea He'd be like a sack He's got like the goo

Like He's got the goo Sort of energy Is that like a benefit in any way To being able to manifest glue out of your knuckles No to just being Like a sack

A sack Yeah Like surely Surely there's something Like there's a lot of them Like the steam iteration. I think steam was good.

I think we, you know. Oh, you think steam was... Maybe steam was one of the better ones. I don't know. What I had in my back pocket when we're originally coding his bones with something. And it's something that I guess

like we'll probably have to end the episode on. It's something that I... Look, we're all going to leave this episode a little different. Yeah. I was thinking dog come. Okay. Wow.

Dog come. Okay. Dog come. Okay. Wow. Okay. Because, okay, so he's got bones. He goes, shink, snick, schoo.

sloppy bones covered in dog cum. One, probably stinks. Two, no one wants to go near him. Three, he stabs someone. And then he can say, yeah, infected. But he can say, good luck with the dog birth. And then, like, they know that that's not how pregnancy works. Yeah.

But you're scared. Well, I just got stabbed by a man with dog come for bones. Yeah, yeah. So I think anything's possible. And he is an ex-man. So that might be his power. Mutant power might think he can impregnate me with a dog. Yeah.

And then all of a sudden you're giving birth through your penis. I feel like Professor X would kill that. I feel like he'd be like, it's not really my code. Come in, your power? I can impregnate people with dogs. He's just like, he just stops his brain. He just like, poop, boop, boop. And the guy's head crushes in like a can.

Professor X, why did you, you know, it's just, don't worry about it. They don't want to bury it. We don't need to worry about. Throw him in the most. Throwing them in the mouth. As you know, my X-Men, we currently reside in a castle, because castles are cool. Throw him in the moat. Just a school with a moor around it.

To keep out invaders. Are you not familiar with the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, my X-Men? Imagine this, my X-Men. They come upon the moat, and the drawbridge is erased. In what manner could they get across the moat? I don't think it's swim Now dig Get digging

My ex-man God I miserable we fought Bad guys What if What's what up What if His bones Yeah

Were a miniature Ex mansion Okay That a miniature Sort of Collection of X-Men Living in Right

And he is Functionally His bones network is the X-Mansion filled with So the X-Men, a tiny cadre of the X-Men, they pilot him like a meck, kind of?

Well, no, he's kind of Wolverine. So he's Wolverine, except when his claws come out, six X-Mansions come out with little versions of everyone. Yes, sure. And then they have like little, you know, like they've got the X-wing thing.

Yeah, yeah. I think if I saw Wolverine, if I saw four, You're the wrong franchise, brother. If I saw a four foot. They have a fucking helicopter. Is that what you mean? Probably.

I'm pretty sure it's the X-Jet. Oh, my bad. Yeah, I don't know if I saw a man a four-foot Canadian produce buildings out of his knuckles, which then miniature jets came out of it. I would be like, I think, like, I just, am I dying? You know? Oh, the tumor got me. He'd go, snicked.

And then they go, Dela-L-L-L-A-N-N-N-E-N-E. I like the way you're mimbing that is that they come out one at a time. That's just funny for Wolverine's claws. If they're like, schnecked and then they... Well, sometimes he does that when he wants to be rude. He'll put out his middle...

Oh, yeah. Hasn't he, like, punched somebody and, like, kept one claw in that would have killed them as well? I think so. He gets tricky with it, dude. He gets tricky with it. Oh, yeah, he'll stab people, like, around the neck. So there's, like, a claw and he's,

of his neck and he retract the one and then hold that one up to the neck being like, give me the information, Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fingers? Fingers. He goes, schnecked and then three fingers come out. Then he wadges him? And he can hold a beer. He can play the piano like, no one. He can hold two

beers. Whoa. But then when he drinks one from the phone, when he just pours the other one on his shirt and he's like, I hate my life, Bob. Yeah. There's a lot to think about it. There's a lot of good stuff. This question is the type of question that they would ask

Hugh Jackman in an interview and he would be considering suicide like where they're just like if Wolverine's bones could be replaced with anything he's like I don't know I guess like would so I could like kill Magneto or whatever get people pregnant

with dogs have you ever seen a poppy birth through a male urethra? Well no well yeah yeah every single episode of Pompin the Death Star is designed that if someone who stars in that franchise was asked that question, they'd just shoot them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, dude.

That was the cornerstone of starting this podcast. Maybe, I reckon if we did a Hunger Games episode of Jennifer Lawrence heard whatever we asked, she would not kill herself immediately, would probably have a 30 second window. Before she does, then heal her. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is very true. We go, how did you survive the Hunger Games? She's like, okay, well, I mean, like, you saw how I did in the movie. We go, yeah, yeah, yeah, weird.

Shut on eyes. We'd cut our legs off, move them to our arms so that we've got longer arms to reach stuff. Yeah. But we can't move, but that's okay. No one ever thinks to look down, Jennifer Lawrence. It is actually probably... Bang! You know what?

That is a little bit smart. Have you done The Hunger Games one? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, we're not pitching episodes in an episode. But let me just tell you why it's smart, then we can wrap on. I would take Jennifer Lawrence with me. Yeah. The actor?

Catness? Do you mean Catness? Ebbing? No, no, no. I'd be taking Jennifer Lawrence with me. But she's... She's a famous Hollywood actress. She knows the character better than anyone.

Yeah, the character of Katnais Avedine, who's not there. Yes, but she could help. No, but let me tell you about having long arms with how you in the fucking game. Because you start on a platform and all of the goodies are deeper in there in the middle of you, okay? So if you have long arms

that reach closer to the goodies in the middle... You can get the crossbow or the gun. Yeah, all you got to do is like, lever yourself up. Because you'll get you just closer. It's smarter, dude. Yeah, but if you were like some sort of homunculus, if you were some sort of horrific homunculus, like, I don't know,

attic creature, then you would just run on all fours and clobber your bones to death with a wingspan. The winner of the 56th Hunger Games, Jackson the Homunculus. It would be overings. in five minutes. Because someone would be trying to run away and you'd be like, Jackson ate all the other opponents. Everyone's like, I think this Hunger Games would have been better if we just sacrificed him.

It's actually worse to have him still around. Now he's living in the Capitol. Yeah, exactly. Dude, I'm rich. I'm the world. In the Capitol building, just licking the glass. And Jackson, tell us how you become the world's richest tumunculus. I'm gonna have a lot of regrets on this one.

I don't think living in the Hunger Games is so good. No, no it isn't. Yeah, well, on that note, I've been Joe. I've been Jackson. I've been Darcy. Yes, that's true. That is true. You have.

Darcy, thank you so much for joining us. And thank you. I feel like that we really sucked the energy out of you as the episode of one. Me? Yeah, you. I mean, maybe I just started too strong. Mm-hmm. I think you started the right level.

Yeah. 16 out of 10. And look, Darcy, where can people find you? Obviously, if they want to hear you on other podcasts, why not check out Thumb Cree? Oh, yeah. You're in good things about that podcast. Normal and video games. People saying that it is really normal.

I agree. Things that people might know about you if they've only heard you yell at us on Plumming the Death Star just now is that you're a video game developer. I am. I most recently am known for a video game called dog pile, which is on Steam. So rather than following me, you don't care what I have to say. But the video games that we make are quite good.

Yeah, that is true. So if you want to follow Darcy's games, why not check out Studio Folly? Yes. Dogpile is made with collaboration with someone that's also been on Plumbing to... You remember the iconic Plumbing that star episode. What if you put all of the animals in the world in a big pit? Another

episode, which I must say was insanely pitched by Matthew Jackson. Yeah, who then got very exhausted. It has a similar. There's some parallels. Was it like an arc like situation? No, no.

We're not getting into it, Darcy. You're going to have to listen to it. I reject the friends. Well, yeah, so Matthew Jackson and you, as well as a few others, are fused your studios together to make foot. Yeah, yeah, which is stupid. I mean, you can really call a company whatever you want to call it. But we like, you know, I put so much thought into studio folly because I'm like,

oh, it's like smart because like a folly is a building like a pointless building and a studio is a place for creative design. So like, and then like now I'm like, I just call it foot dude. Who cares? No one cares. So, yeah, check out dog part, which is made by Futs, which is Toot Games and Studio Folly.

Darcy is also part of Studio Folly. Matthew Jackson, Toot Games. That's where the combination happened. Check them out. And yeah, check all those games out. Yeah. Thank you so much for joining us Darcy. And remember as well, if you want to support Plummi to Das Star, if after listening to this, you're like, these boys need some fucking money.

Please you can subscribe to the bad brain boys. The links will be in the show notes. You get a bunch of bonus content, access to the Discord, and you'd be doing us a big favor. And if you want to, you know, weigh in and kill Darcy in the comments.

Why not check out at Plumbing Pot on Instagram? I'm going to be defending myself in the comments. I want to look at those comments and say they're killed Darcy death. I know. No, no. Time of death. I am professional at,

you can't own me. I'm not owned. I'll be in the comment saying I'm not owned. I'm excited to log in like 10 a.m. the day this has been posted and see 70 comments and 45 of them being Darsie in reply. Fighting it like a fucking somebody in a kung fu film

fighting off hundreds of people coming out of him. You're going to be Neo and everyone else is going to be Agent Smith. Just coming for you. And I'll say they killed him, dude. They killed him dead in the comments. This is maybe a deep cut but do you know, I'm not advocating for the actions of this man. Okay. Just before I say it. But there's a picture that I love. I love the picture

and I only love the picture. Has this picture been released very recently. No, no. But it's of a man who goes to a feminist rally and apparently reveals his penis. Yeah.

And it's, the, the photo is a work of art where, like, he's getting, like, killed, basically by, like, a bunch of women, and he's just, like, laid back, just, like, smiling against a... You can say, you can tell...

That's me in the comments, basically. I don't advocate for... I don't advocate for... I don't think that what he did was good. Just the picture is funny. If you know the picture... I know the picture. I know the picture.

I know the picture. We'll see you in the comments, people. Look, don't you just give me more to just absolutely... No, no, no. That's effectively you in the Matrix Street that come on. See you next week. See you next week, baby! Oh yeah, you can say fucking content.

Yeah, yeah. Wow! I know, get ready. Get ready to have the time of your goddamn life. The intro's a little bit different, but you'll vibe it. You'll pick it fucking off. It sounds like a podcast. It's not hard.

Yeah, yeah, it sounds like, imagine a podcast hosted by three guys. It might actually be groundbreaking stuff. It could be, dude. We might be like the first three guys. Men will do anything instead of going to therapy, dude. Men will start a podcast where they talk almost exclusively about common balls. You guys talking about jazz. It's back an awful lot, actually.

It's of interest to us.