Podcast About List - #361 - Wearing 300 costumes for 300 days of the year

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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Welcome to a very special episode of Podcasts on that list where we are you my verbal shadow? I'm doing the base of your, I'm making your voice bass here. That's a pretty good idea. Does it make, you think so? Well, at least on Halloween. Just say, start speaking. Hey, everybody. Welcome to this episode of podcasts about a little late.

You're slowing down. I'm trying to get it at the same time. If I did, I mean, this is like... Is it because I talk too fast? Yeah. If you talk slow, this is like playing the root. It's like playing the root of the note, okay? Good evening, everybody.

Still really, really behind. I just try to predict. Good evening, everybody. Like, I feel like when he says good evening, everybody, you can kind of tell where the words are going. You know what I'm going to say. Yeah. Yeah, but the timing is different. I guess it's a base on a delay.

So it's a shadow. An audio shadow. The dark echo. That didn't sound good. It didn't sound good. Now do a high-pitched pre-echo. So whatever he's going to say, say it before him in a high-pitched voice. Good.

Hi, everybody. Wait, you got it. That's pretty good, Pat. That's incredible. That's pretty impressive. Guys, we are what? What is the... Today is...

We're three days from Halloween. The day this comes out. Two days. I think I'm... Well, the day is comes out is a Wednesday. Halloween's a Friday. I think I'm Halloweened out already. Yeah, me too.

Well, the Halloween was clearly the weekend. The Halloween was this past weekend. I think that that's one of those things that everyone just kind of agrees on. I don't know. Does it sound bad through this mask? It sounds like you have. Do it sound like I'm talking about? Sounds like you have an extra tooth.

Yeah. I might have an extra. I've been actually growing something horrible in my mouth. What is it? No, I got those removed. Oh, right. But did your face blow up when that happened? Like a balloon.

Yeah, just for a little bit. For a minute. Because when I got mine out, this one, it was like infected pretty bad because it was impacted. Yeah. And my face blew up. Like, you remember the Xbox logo? The Xbox Avatar?

X? No, the avatar that was blue. It was one that came with it and it was like shit, wait, we did an episode

when this happened. I came in the day after. Yeah, the blue Xbox Avatar with the orange background and he's like this. I never had an Xbox. You looked like maybe like

for as a different reference one of the, when the me, the big me face. Or like a villager. I looked like the tech deck dude. Yes. The tech deck dude.

The thumb? Yeah. Yeah. That face. It looks like that for a full week. Yeah. Is there, am I crazy? There was, we've talked about, I know we've talked about this, but just didn't

clarify for me. Tech decks had a mighty bean element. Right? There was little guys that you could put onto it. Yeah. I mean, there were guys that you could stick on, but mighty beans was very different. But it was, they were little bean guys, sort of. They were thumbs.

They were thumbs. Yeah. Okay. All right, all right. You thought those were beans? Yeah, we're officially thumbs. This is, I think, what the whole... Thumbs and fingers.

This is the whole controversy, I think, the next time that we talked about this. The last time we talked about this, the next time God knows what it'll be. Yeah. But the last time we talked, I think that it was... God, the next time we talk about tech dudes, Jesus. Well, it's probably what I would say is that it's surprising to me that there was never a black finger. There was. Well, we had an afro, though.

It's kind of racist. How's that racist? To make it immediate... You can't even give it Cornrose first one. Gotta go immediately go with Afro. What's wrong with having an afro? it's a white person stereotype of a black person. Is that all black people have afros?

I don't think so. I think that's just letting it grow. Ask your dad. Call your dad on the phone right now and say, what is a black person's haircut called? You want me to call my dad and ask you? I would if he wasn't visiting in a couple weeks because that'll probably be the only time I talk to him between now and when he visits and when I'm making the plans with him

when I'm like, hey, do you want to go to this bar? I don't want the thing that's sitting above that to be what haircut do you think black people left? Oh. Oh, yeah. You would call your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, my dad.

You're afraid to have your father's voice on the show. I've had my mother and father's voices on this show so many times. Yeah, but that's because you have a poor, because you can set that barrier between your public and personal life whenever you'd like. You have a poorly set one. I don't think I have a poorly set boundary. I would never call my parents on the show. Yeah, okay.

And bother them and bring them into this whole thing. Okay, because you would lame. Perhaps. Because you were lame. Yeah. And that's my cross to bear, man. Yeah. I'm a goofy lame. Yeah. Goofy at lame. And yours is that people know a lot about your mom.

Cross to bear, that's got to be one of the best Halloween sentences of all times. Cross is scary like a vampire to a vampire and a bear is scary to a human. Yeah. Cross to bear. Sequels like horror movies. Damn, Halloween is so awesome. Jesus was actually way more Halloweenish than he was Christmas. He was barely Christmas

He had a long hair like a witch Also he lived in the fucking desert The guy never saw snow in his life True He didn't know about a jingle bell But you know the calendar dispute Where it's like Jesus's birthday Was not actually on the 25th

Oh really? What if they overshot it completely And Jesus' birthday was on Halloween Jesus' birthday was sometime in like March or some shit No but what if you go back But if you go back three months from December It's Halloween

Yeah Well two months Do you guys know the conditions? conspiracy theory that some king invented like 300 years of history at some point. We just talked about this. We did. Extremely recently. Sorry, I'm sick.

My brain is a pickle of a thing today. Because, man, you know, it was Friday, Friday and Saturday, both Halloween parties. Friday night, I'm like, I'm getting sick. Friday. I'm like, I have cold chills. I'm not, I'm feeling sore. Yeah. But I got to go to this Halloween party.

I got to dress up. All the COVID symptoms. And then Saturday. Have you got everyone sick? No. I don't know that I did. I didn't feel sick until yesterday. And then it was basically a one day illness and now I'm just pretty much okay.

But the show must go on, man. I wasn't going to miss an episode. The last episode, the audio was fucked and then we unlocked before that. I wasn't going to miss an episode. No, I don't want you to miss an episode. And by the way, and by the way, if you're mad about that, piss your pants. Go away. If you're mad that we unlocked and the audio was bad, shut the hell up.

no that's not my approach I mean neither I would actually like to profusely sit on your name thumbs so sorry suck me off there's nothing if there's anything that I can do please reach out to me personally talk to the hand because the face don't want to hear it very very available

I think that people would get a kick out of the way that it became possible for that episode to even be salvaged because it would it could have been completely a no episode yes but Patrick had a genius idea that I rigged up after he suggested

it and it was that our SD card was completely got destroyed in some way that was not even detectable. Magneto. I literally tested it before the episode because I was like, let me make sure this works. It worked fine. After the episode, something had happened. A spirit perhaps passed through.

Yes, ghost in the machine. Ghost in the machine maybe went through the card. Yes. So it was only, the card was not readable by any computer. It was only could show up on the mixer. And the mixer has its own playback that comes out of the headphone jack. So I put the headphone box. cable from the headphone jack into another audio

recorder into audacity on the laptop. And recorded it in real time. Ran it back. I sat here for an hour and a half. I know. I was like you don't have to do this. No, no, no. I had to do it. Remote into the computer at any time. No, but I wanted

to make sure. I wanted to make sure that everything was okay. And then... So you actually do care more than anybody. In hindsight, in hindsight, we probably could have recorded it at a very low volume and then raised it so it didn't peak as much as it did. Yeah, well, that's what...

That is what I tried to do, but it was a very hard thing. Using the interfaces that I had to use, it was quite difficult to... But we did our best. We did our best. That's why I'm telling everyone to shut the hell up.

We did our best. Great advertisement for the Patreon. Yes. Yeah, we have an episode that sounds like complete shit, and then we have another episode that we gave away for free last week. So go check it out. You guys, I know most of y'all that listen to this show

or some kind of hipster one way or another, Think of this episode as like a lo-fi bootleg recording. It did sound like it was on. Who do you think that listens to the show that is not a hipster of some sort? Oh, slim to none. Yeah. Slim to none. Do you see that as an issue?

Well, I think it depends on how wide your definition of hipster is. I say, what's up family? Do you guys think that nerds are a type of hipster? There's hipster ass nerds, yes. Well, there are hipster nerd. Define nerd. Draw me a picture of a nerd. Okay.

You want the Venn diagram in the center as a picture. glasses, right? Then on the right side, it's nerds like comic books. Just by saying that there's a Venn diagram, you are saying that yes, there are nerds who aren't hipsters, which is all I'm saying. And I think that we got some of those. That's all I would say. I think we have normal nerds. I think we have normal nerds. You have normal nerds, but then disproportionately more hipster nerds. I would say we probably have more geeks than nerds. But I think geeks are closer to hipsters than nerds are. And we got a lot of gleaks. Do we have a lot of gleeks? Wait, I thought a gleeck is when you shoot water out of the bottom of your tongue.

A lot of gay people listen. Do you guys call that that? Yeah. Can you do it? I can't do it. I've done it a few times in my life. I do it by accident, yeah. It's hard to do.

Oh, he training right now. What's so wrong with that? Training to eat pussy in the air? Eat pussy? Yeah. That's what I was saying? You're training right now? That's how you do it with your tongue backwards?

That's called the reverse. The reverse pussy eat? That's called the R.L. They should do, you know. You know. That's really good. You know that thing that they have, the golfing thing that's like you, you swing on it and it shows you like where you're. They should make a flashlight that tells you.

That's like you're hitting it here too much. Yeah. So you can be, well, not a flashlight because it doesn't really need an inside. Because if people, if I would feel weird, what would you feel weird about? Here's what I feel weird about finding somebody finding a vaginal toy, but where it's clear that you're fucking or coming or. or weirder that they find something that is clearly a pussy eating training device. Yeah, yeah, what's worse? I think

that the fucking one is worse. The fucking one is worse because it's so selfish. Because at least you're trying to better yourself on the... And by the way, and by the time that find mine, it would be completely smooth. Here's my... Completely smooth. It would just be a fucking piece of metal. My scenario is that this isn't even a machine, this is an app where it's like you... It's like a, they like, they like, harness like the Palantier network or whatever

and have like a facial recognition where you stick your tongue out, you show your technique and it analyzes and says, okay, based on this, here's what you need to change. It looks a thing. And everybody becomes a huge fad. Everyone downloads it for one day. Next day, entire database leaks. Every single employer gets 500 videos of everyone.

And then it says like also in the corner there's like there's like a hit box that goes on your tongue and it says like can't handle spicy food. So now everyone knows you can't handle spicy food and you're bad at eating pussy. The two weakest things in the world. That would be an amazing art project.

Yeah. It would be incredible to make an app like that just with the sole purpose of releasing all of it.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Because yeah, licking the air isn't like, you know, obviously it's a violation of privacy.

Is that illegal to just release that shit? Well, it depends on what the privacy agreement. You can probably put it in like the Yula. Yeah, put it in the Yula.

Yeah. We are going to post this tomorrow. There nobody's looking at it. That's what it says. And then by the time the fucking. BuzzFeed article comes out that's like, wow, take a look at the Yula for pussy eating. Here's what it is, dude.

I bet you that almost every, almost every app that uses your photos like that, they must have in their Yula, they must already have something like any photo you put in here where you can use for promotional purposes, right? You have to imagine that's how they get all the ones for the ads and stuff. So that's a big promotion. Yeah, a big promotion is we're releasing a 1,000 hour long video ad that's just all the footage from our app. You know what we can do is we can get ranked.

We rent every single digital billboard space in Times Square and have them all simultaneously playing big grids like the dark night of people eating pussy. Yeah. And then we could put a kiosk in the middle of Times Square if you've used the app where you could pay 50 bucks to get yours in the grid to remove it. That's smarter.

That's smarter. 50 bucks to get rid of a video of you looking here. Here's what happens. You pay, if you, it says pay 50 bucks to remove it. You pay and it makes your face, even bigger. And it says, just kidding, 100 bucks. And we can build that into the app too, where once

you've already made the video, you get a pop up that's like upgraded premium. And the first one just says like, tired of ads? And you're like, oh, fuck, no. And then you get one that's like, tired of ads, don't want this to go out on November 5th to the entire world. I like the idea that ads, but ads is an acronym and it says automatic display.

And then every year you have to pay to not have it. The idea that people are using this app frequently enough to be pissed off about ads that you're not using the pussy eating face scan just only one time when I'm not deleting it. Well, because it uses

AI technology. And duolingo technology. And duolingo technology. It makes you feel bad for not using it every day. Yeah. Where the clit the clit droops slowly on the icon, the app icon.

The duolingo owl is becoming disgusted. The duolingo owl is manipulative as fuck. It's so scary yeah do you know that this happens yeah yeah mine really is looking this is their new business strategy is making the little green owl a manipulative bastard and he's looking to be like yeah he's on the door it's not they're not it's not that they're trying to make him manipulative it's they're trying to make him a meme right and you guys talking about it in this way is literally

showing the strength oh my god this is it's literally let's give it up for the tech geniuses the count with this idea and i think we are going to hire their entire team to make our pussy eating that will disperse horrible images into the world. Clit R. Well, and also, you know what? That's the name of it. It could be different. It could be sort of like drawings like in Duolingo

where they have like a guy with a sombrero when you're doing Spanish or whatever. You know what they should incorporate. They could have drawings of vaginas. We could also incorporate language into it. And it could be like, how would you eat this one? Yeah. Uh-huh.

And it goes. Yeah. But also, but also like, you know, you're learning Russian at the same time. Oh, because maybe you're going on a trip. Because you're doing the opposite. You're learning, you're learning Cyrillic. Oh, that's smart. That's really smart.

Yeah. And then we get Burke Christa to do a motherfucking ad. Dude, it must take, it must take Chinese and Japanese people so fucking long to eat pussy because there's so many different symbols. Yes. Doing this one. Did you just draw a great doorway on my pussy? Yeah, it's in the alphabet.

Yeah, it's a dog. Sick dog. Where is 7-Eleven? Yeah, because we just, and you know what? Most of the time, when me, the girls don't even make it past fucking F. Really? Which is pretty far into the alphabet. Yeah, that's not that far.

That's hugely far into the alphabet. Yeah. Yeah, it's eight or something. Six, bro. A, B, C, D, B, C, D. Wait, are you also doing lowercase? Yes, but only for two. Well, if you do uppercase, she's going to die.

Yeah. You're going to kill her if you do uppercase, dude. You can stick with the lowercase. You at the belly button. Yeah. Me? Yeah. You at least,

you. You got to just be careful that's on this. I take, I can't really, don't really have the dexterity with my tongue, so I take it out and I grab it and I draw it overhand like a five-year-old. Holding it with two fingers. Mm-hmm.

Just, yeah. What do? Do girls have tricks like this for, do people have tricks like this for sucking penis? I don't think so. There's grapefruiting. so what's this grapefruiting yo man

you don't remember this video you never been grapefruited yeah dude dude come on now don't tell everyone that publicly I just want to hear Patrick explain it it's when you cut

you cut the top and bottom part of a grapefruit off and then you cut a hole in the middle and then you put your penis through the grapefruit and then I mean if you haven't seen this video this is something you do this is not a thing people do man

this is a video well it doesn't sound like a trick but it's not a trick it's a trick No, this is the trick. It's the trick that you're tricking her into thinking she's eating a grapefruit? No, no, no, no, no, it's not like that. The trick, the girl is that she sucks the, she sucks your wiener with a grapefruit on it.

So it doesn't taste like your crotch. So it doesn't take, one, it doesn't taste like your crotch. And two, also in the video, this woman says that the grapefruit acts like a, like a second pussy. Oh, okay. So her mouth is the first. Well, it's a fake one. They're two fake pussies. and the real one stays on the ice

I think it would actually The real one stays on ice It would really sting, I think, to have grapefruit Yeah, I know, I don't know why Like, you think about all the citric acid It's going to be bad for your pH Also, I'm very worried about my ball sack Also, what if the girl has Gerd

Right? Citric acid is really bad for Gerd True, and a grapefruit is very acidic Yeah God, with those things we make women do in this damn society But they got to do it They have to do it I just don't think They have to do it every night

There's not, the penis is such a simple line. Yeah. It's like a light switch. It's basically a light switch. It goes on or off. Yeah, and it's on. And you can suck it as long as you want. It's like as long as you want.

Just like a light switch. Like I do with every light switch in my house. You turn light switches. Imagine how horny you would get if you were a girl and you went over to a guy's house and he turned on the light switch with his tongue. Let me set the mood. That would be so fucking hot. It's so bright. Yeah.

Yeah. Football stadium lighting. You can kill with your tongue. Yeah. You realize that he's a serial killer. The warehouse of Bruce Almighty. Yeah. Yeah.

It must be a really heavy light switch for something like that. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. You live in like a loft somewhere and it's like you have to do the fucking that one. The Igor lights switch. Oh, yeah. The elevator. Yeah.

But that would show that you got a strong ass tongue. Dude. That is, do people still have this? I want that. We had that at the old studio. It was way in my shit. Oh, yeah, we had like a 3D printed Amazon one. Yeah, Joe bought that.

That was cool. That was cool until it wasn't. Yeah, which was almost instantly. Yeah. And then we had to take it out, but we like didn't have a flathead screwdriver, so I'd use that sword. I don't remember this. That was like move out day. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That was so fun. Where did that sword go? I think it was possibly left behind. No, because there's a video of us using it here. There's a cold open where we used it. Did we put it on the street with the banjo? What a sword?

That's dangerous if we did that. If we put a sword out on the street? It's not a real sword like a object. Yeah, but it could still cause damage to people. How could you be friends with me and Caleb for years and years and not... I bought one of you guys that sword like object? I bought it for me. Yes, it was your sword like object.

I got you the tiny blade. I got patches of katana. And then I got you the sword-like object. Yeah. King Arthur won. They were all sword-like objects to be clear. Now I was not actually real. They were not actually real swords.

If you really cared about me and Cameron, you would buy his genuine swords. I didn't buy you one. The joke was that I got you a gnome costume as well. Oh, I remember that gnome costume. Yeah. And my mom loved that. My mom probably has 400 photos that she took of me in that gnome costume. I'd be like getting water.

I work for one day. I'd be getting water. She'd walk up and be like, you just look so cute. and take a picture. I was like, no, he got this as it's so funny. Yeah,

it's supposed to look pathetic. I'm supposed to be a pathetic loser for even putting this on. You don't get it, mom. I'm supposed to be a complete ass. No, he's making fun of me.

Yeah, he's saying it's short like a gnome. That's what you were saying? No. That'd be mean. That would be over the line. That'd be over. They'd be way over the line.

It'd be way over the line. Yeah. But he's barely over the line of three feet. Yeah. They get that L-shaped bar that they have with the fucking carnival. Yes.

Yeah, you just said an L-shaped bar. What? That was an L-shaped bar. What do you mean that's an L-shaped bar? It wasn't a bar, dude. It sucked. The L-shaped bar they have at the carnival.

Yeah, this is an L, dude. Your bars are you're spitting right now. Maybe it's more like a T. No, you're not understanding. No, I'm not getting what I'm saying.

I'm saying you're not getting what I'm saying. No, no, it's more like a T is what I'm saying. I think this is T to me. What? All of this. You know what I'm saying? What does body as T mean? Educate me.

It means the body looks good. It means the body looks good. It means its foiego. There we go. Cool, right? That's like an animal. Clown Horner. If we were in the 1500s and you would just move to a new country, that would be your last name for generations.

Clown Horner? Yeah, because your head is like a clown rhino. Yes. Yeah. Hey. What's up Cameron? Clown Horner? Cool name.

It's what you do if someone tries to talk to you that you don't want to Yeah. Oh, okay. This is like Indiana Jones painting. Dude, get the fucking message. Do you see how much I'm doing it right now? I suppose you don't really like me very much. Am I allowed to talk to this guy?

Yeah, can he talk to the clown? You can talk to the clown. All right, let's hear the clown speak. But the guy ain't listening. Talk to the clown because the face is on frown. Don't talk to me. Talk to this clown. Can we hear the clown speak?

The clown doesn't speak. It's not alive. Well, if you're going to do, if you're going to move your face down to the clown, you should at least speak in a clown voice. I don't want to speak in a character background for it. Yeah, come on. Character background. Why not?

I'm not, I don't want to. Okay. Sounds like shit, man. Sounds like a shit thing to do to your friend. So notice how you said something negative and I made the clown take it instead of me. So I'm not even bothered. Wow. This is a shield.

Yeah. This is a spiritual shield. Because I knew that when you said sounds like shit, you were saying it to the clown, because I wasn't even there. But maybe the clown would sound something like, hello! I don't like the clown. Yeah, see, I knew I wasn't up for it. I know my limits. Yeah.

Well, it's not even that it was a bad clown thing. It's just that with what you've set up for. It's just that the voice sucked and it was a bad idea. The clown is setting up this clown as, yeah. Okay. So that was, I got all the negativity to stick to the clown again. I was not trying to be negative. Well, he was being pretty negative.

What do you mean I was being negative? He was a bad idea and it sucked really bad and that the clown's voice sounded like shit. And it didn't even... He's blocking you. Didn't even sound like a real clown. He's blocking every last word. Not one word is getting through that. And see how with me, he's...

And look how happy I am. Look how happy he is talking to me. Because I respect it. And the... Oh, he doesn't like talking to you. Yeah, he really switched up on me there in the middle of me talking. You didn't want me to... This is actually quite uncomfortable.

Yeah, it doesn't look comfortable at all. This is a little more comfortable. And it looks like shit and it sucks. Dude, I don't know why you'd say that to me. I'm not sure why you thought that was okay. I mean, where is this coming out of nowhere as well? It's like the first negative thing you've said all day. Also, you look like shit.

Yeah? Yeah. It's okay. And you suck. I don't really care because I'm rubber and your glue. Whatever just sticks to me. will be used as some kind of a word ammo later in my life. I'll grind the words down to gunpowder and then shoot you in the head.

So checkmate. That is one of my favorite sayings. I went and did early voting today and I witnessed the most incredible anti-voting technique that was being used by the city. Really? I have uncovered a conspiracy. I went to vote early. what says that guy Ken Clippenstein

He needs to hear about this I think he would have a field day with this Hey Ken Scared you Anyway There was at the place of voting Right outside I walk up

I'm like oh what's that smell Oh my God it smells terrible Outside you know there's a There's a limit to how close people can be Yeah Of course everyone is at the periphery All along the radius But right in front of the voting place

right at the entrance, two big-ass flatbed trucks loaded up with porta-potties that were by the smell clearly full of shit. Wow, that's actually... Isn't that insane? That's a real...

That's the Cuomo campaign trying to get people that to go. And around here. Around here, dude, who's the Polish? Who's in charge of handling all the shit and poop and pee around here? The disgusting Polish

because they like it? Polish and Italians. Yes, well, true. But truly crazy. Yeah. I really think that it was on purpose. You think so? I think there's a big poop conspiracy that they're putting poop near the polls.

Well, because they know that Zohran hipsters. We can't stand poop. We hate poop. They go home and they put on more cologne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We like pee. Yeah. We prefer pee.

We are pee gang. We will not be seen with this poop. No. No, no, no. And I will not be voting anymore. But it really blew my mind. And it felt like a very clear tactic to me just because of, of seeing all of, like, the people, like, they were, like, at the very closest they could be

at the ends of the block. And then there was, like, no cars. And then it was just this. Voter suppression is a real thing, man. I believe it is. I heard about this guy. Me too, man. I heard about this guy and there's in L.A. where he gave out water and he ended up going to jail for it. It's crazy. You gave out water? Give out water. And he went to jail for it. What was in the water? Just water? Just H2 and O. Just H2. You know this story, too? No. Oh. Who was it?

It was Larry David in an episode of Curbier Enthusiasm. Really? Yeah. Well, a whole season, in fact. Oh, my God. Which season was this? I think that was the new one. I didn't watch the new one.

They did a whole prison season. Well, he's not in prison for the... I think I'm in prison, but he gets... I should have done that. I was like, I don't think I can do this anymore. Yeah, dude. He's just so... Pretty crazy.

So rude. First of all, man. Yeah. Look, I was down with it for 11 seasons. 12 is where I draw the line. One too many. A bridge too far. Yeah.

And also, it's crazy how much the world has changed in the duration of that show. Yeah. It's another classic show where I think once it starts not looking like a 480P YouTube video, the charm is gone for me. I think there are plenty of good episodes. It stays good, but the charm is gone. Yeah. It requires much less to make me go like, I don't feel like watching this.

Does he really live in that house, you think? Which house? The big house. Oh, the one in L.A. Yeah. I bet he has a house Yeah Dude it'd be awesome

That'd be cool if that was his real house But he didn't do anything fun with it He's not putting water slide down the stairs Or anything cool like that No Why is the hell didn't he do? Why didn't he do an episode where he had a big rock concert In his house

For like a big house party He had house parties Yeah but didn't have like A big dinner project Mostly dinner parties He didn't have a house People weren't like getting fucked up In his house parties

He was kind of having dinner parties He should have been having... Larry David should have been having parties where, like, people were doing, like, blow in his living room. People were getting sucked off in the stairwell. Larry David should have had, like, literally... There should have been a whole episode where, okay,

picture this, right? It's an episode where Larry is like, yeah, my new friend, P. Diddy is coming over. And then... I would bet $100 at P. Diddy is in an episode of Curve. Yeah. I would say that that is also probably, a plot line that will come about if he continues

to show, which it ended, right? But they had a whole thing with... They've ended like three times. They have a flashback episode. Well, they have a... They have the whole thing with Jeff Green looking like Harvey... Jeff Garland. Jeff Garland. This is his character's name of the show. Wow. Never seen that much of it. Looking like Harvey Weinstein. He does look like that. So I don't think that the P. Diddy territory is actually...

He was probably can't wait to get into. What should have happened was... He might bring that show back. I literally, I could, just for a P. Diddy season. He has a P. Diddy season. The whole season takes place over one long party in his house. Where every hour is a real hour of the party. A 12 hour party. The did. It's called the Diddy. Guys, how smart are we that we come up with a 12 episode? This is no, this is now a limited series. Yes, I agree. This is a new thing entirely. We're moving on. A 12 hour. Diddy party. Where it's the first and the first and the first. And the first. one is like... Starring, still starring Larry David as himself in the show. The first one is like the

beginning of the clue movie where it's like everybody arriving. Yes. You know? And it's like okay, we're seeing everybody. A little detail about like a lot of like little anchoring details. And one person... Yeah, they get an argument in the kitchen it's like, why they argue it? And they're like drop it. Drop it. We'll talk about it later. Exactly. One person posts

the address whoever in the show, there's an influencer character post the address to his Instagram story and then thousands show up. That's the end of episode one. That's the end of episode one? You don't know how to pace this show? No, that's horrible pacing.

There's 12 episodes, but then that's hour one. That's hour one. Yeah, exactly. That's too soon. Where are you going to go from there? Where do you go from there? No, that's like halfway through. Episode three? That's honestly, that's probably episode like nine. I don't even think at the earliest. I am not even

sold on this in a plot. How are we going to have, how are we going to have a million people over the house doing twercoffs and squirt-offs? I think that's what the party's already are. Yeah? You think that random people were showing up just to do twerking? I thought it was Larry David's house. You thought that, wait, wait.

I was stuck on it being Larry David's house. This is a ditty party. Everybody gets a black envelope with gold lettering, embossed gold lettering. This is you are cordially invited to the 50th annual party. You are oily invited. You are oily and bibed to the 50th anal. The 50th anal That's all it says

Dittie party But if you shine a lot of typos of this Well I can't even understand what this says But if you shine a black light on it The letters change And if you said it becomes normal It becomes normal And then just at the bottom

It just says vagina In the bottom right corner It just says that's kind of a metaphor That's an early metaphor in the show A theme that Diddy's house A black light would reveal the truth Yes Wow

Oh my God And we can actually we can do we can have, it could be an not an allegory, it could be a metaphor who we have one character who's black and his name is Larry Eight and he reveals the truth

of the thing played by Larry David. Played by Larry David. Well, yeah, okay, but a guy who's similar, kind of like an older black guy. Maybe it's Larry David who dresses in all black. Larry Yikes. He's wearing a black suit, black turtleneg, and he is the black light that reveals the truth. He goes up and he's a reporter.

This guy. He's a He has a He has a wig on and no one can tell. No one knows, but then when he takes his wig off, big bright light, big bright black light shining from his head. Larry David, he's from the New York Herald Tribune. He's showing up at the Diddy Party and he's writing a story about the Bubble Butt Boys that are doing Diddy.

The Bubble But Boys are a gang that has been terrorizing America this takes place in 2035. What Diddy got out. Okay, this is a completely different show now. Yeah, this is called a curveball. Because I'm not in any position. I think this is a Democrat thing. I can't say no.

I'm going to run with that. It does take place in 2035 and this is all true. But we don't find that out until episode seven. Or it's fully inside the house and you just keep noticing that you're like, huh, that's odd. He has a refrigerator that can speak to him and translate different languages. Just must be because Diddy's rich and all types of futuristic things. This is something to have. Then we zoom out.

It doesn't even say 2035. It says 2030X. We zoom out. Well, it would have to say 20XX because 23rd, obviously. Yeah, well, it'll say 20X and it'll be 2098 now. We zoom out and that's the Dittie's house is the one normal looking house in a bunch of like the game mountain just sort of like floating in space. Or we could say it's 2035 and people are like, wow, this is the future.

And then we reveal at the end, we go into Diddy's vault and he reveals that there's 10 years of forgotten history and humanity. And they think it's 2025, but it's actually 2035, and that's why he has such advanced oil. That happens, so that happens in episode 10, but episode 12, we zoom out, and all this was happening in the mind of normal P. Diddy back in normal time while he was just being stabbed to death in prison and he was having a death dream. And that's why I was so bizarre all along.

And why Larry David was in it because he was watching curb in the prison. I was going to say he's cryogenically frozen. This is his cryogenic frozen dream. That can be season two. Season two. Was that him being stabbed in prison was the cryogenic? He wakes up from being cryogenically frozen, right? And he's on the ship at the beginning of Halo and they hand him the magnum and he comes out and they test all his vitals and he has to do Halo.

Yeah, he's Master Chief. It's what Master Chief was dreaming when he was in cold sleep. That's perfect. Fucking call Paramount right now. What is up with oil guys and being so second? addicted. Oil guys? Because they got the UAE guys that own all the oil. And they take

shits on people. Did he owned all the oil? Did he owned his own brand of oil? He made his own oil. Or he made his own oil. The Beverly Hillbillies? What do we think? They struck oil, the clampets. And they were sex freaks, the clampers. They were They all everyone went to a clampet party. You had your grandparents were not going to tell you about that.

I was conceived at one. I was conceived at a clampet party. By my grandparents. You were conceived at a clampet party? By my grandparents. They went. Jed Clamp, one of Jed Clampets parties at Beverly Hills. My grandparents went and it was just so freaky that it skipped a generation. I mean, Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills is wild and people, all of people want to always think that it started in our lifetimes, but no. I don't think Beverly Hills is that wild. It's pretty wild.

It's a pedestrian neighborhood. Well, you think that because you were conceived at one of these parties, but to us, Normies. I suppose that's true. We were both conceived at the DMV. Yeah. At the same time. Really? The Detroit, Maryland, Virginia area.

Boring lifestyles. No, that's where we were conceived. The Detroit, Maryland, Virginia area around there. America. Around the DMV, which would be the rest of America. Well, which would be, yeah, around it. We were conceived in New England. I wish that I was, you know, in Finney's and Furb.

They always talk about tri-state area. I always thought that that was a made-up thing for the cartoon. No, that's around here. Obviously, I know that, yes. So when I said, I always thought, that means I used to feel that. always does make it sound like forever. I always thought. I was a kid watching that show.

This is what I'm talking about. But that doesn't mean you don't think it no more. How would I not know that? I live here. Well, you know, I know you know it now. This is, this is, dude. If you were like, if someone was like, I always thought SpongeBob was, was, let me think of a good example. I'm not going to think of a good one.

And it's not going to work. It was a square banana. Yeah, I always thought SpongeBob was a square banana. You would assume that meant that they no longer. thought that and they're talking about the show they used to watch as a kid, correct? No. You're pissing me off. It's absurd.

I always thought the trust area was made up and you very seriously going, no, dude, it's actually real. It's actually this area. No, no, no, because you have no idea where the real trice area is. It's crazy you would think I didn't know that. No, no, no. He doesn't know. Is it Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, or is it Connecticut, or is it New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania? The New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Baltimore.

Baltimore is a city. Yeah. What is the tri-state area? They don't even know yet. But that's what I don't like about it. It could be any three states. Exactly. It could be just when you say that,

you're just talking about whatever state you're in and the two next to you. Exactly. So that's why they don't know. That's why they don't know about that. What is the tri-state? You have to know. You have to know. Well, I do know, but I'm going to let him talk because he was very emphatic about no.

No, because they still don't know which tri-state area, Phineas, and verbar for a... Give it a guess. We're going to see what kind of... Be real quiet. We're going to see what kind of sound your penis makes.

Okay. Neem. It's deflated. He's deflating because I was nervous. That's what you get for... I was nervous. So just say three states that are real. Give a real guess.

Why is it all about fucking... Why is it all about fucking with you? Yeah, everything's just about sex, sex, sex. I'm horny. It's disgusting. I feel like I hang out with Hugh Hefner's dad every day. Hugh Hefner's dad. Because you've got to imagine how fucking horny he was.

Yeah, exactly. The guy before him. Yeah. Because if he pass along things, which I believe in, I believe in evolution. It ain't nature at all. Nature. No.

Everything's nurture. It's all nurture. If you're gay, your dad was gay. If you raise your child right, you can make them be a dog and have non-human DNA. Yes. Fact. Yes. Halloween fact.

Yep. My kid will grow to be a skeleton. Eventually. hopefully with the correct nurture as long as nobody no bastard tries to burn their remains yeah then it'll be a burnt piece of toast i'm not burning anybody's remains if they asked me to i'm not burning anybody's will i'm not burning anyone alive or dead never yeah i don't i don't believe in you got to be careful though when you say alive or dead with the in between states you could be kind of tricked into burning someone in a coma or like oh i'll do that vegetative state

something like one of these veggies yeah i just want to make sure you know that you might be called upon to do that. Oh, I'll burn, I'll burn a veggie. You would burn. Oh, I'll burn veggies. I burn veggies all the time. I'm not very good good at cooking them. Dude, you charred, I'm charing up these people like they, cabbage. You're charred cabbage. You never had this? It's really good. It's really good. It's really good. Put under the broiler with a lot of olive oil on it. Yeah, you put somebody under the ditty oil. Yeah. I like that the second part of what he said was with a lot of oil on it and you changed broiler to oil. The Diddy Oiler.

With a lot of oil on it. You disgusting millionaire sex freak. I'm a millionaire sex pervert and I just, I love oil. You like Diddy Oil. I like Diddy Oil. Where do you put it? On butts. In butts.

On butts, in butts, on penises. Why don't you put it in one and then they blow it out like squid ink? Ew. I don't want to do that. We don't do that. This is some perverted thing that you just invented. Diddy oil. As a millionaire, I use it mostly for cooking.

What's the point of putting this? I mean, it's a high smoke point. Yeah. What is the point of putting the ditty oil? What is the point of putting the ditty oil in somebody's asshole? To make it shiny. The inside. The inside.

Prequel show to the did that's going to come out years later. The oil. It's, yeah, it's basically like there will be blood, but it's dittie creating the oil. It's dinosaurs. It's dinosaurs dying. What? It's dinosaurs dying. That's different oil.

Oh, different oil. Sorry. Didy oil. There's a different episode. Oh, here's, it begins just. There will be blood where he finds the gold. It begins with Diddy in a rap studio, and

he's going, he can't find the song, can't find the song, and then he finds the song. And then he slips on a thing of oil. Someone walks by with his legs and he has to crawl all the way back to his house and be like guys, I made a song. There's oil at my studio. There's oil at my studio.

And then there's one guy who's walking by with like a big like military-sized drum of oil. And it's labeled experimental Diddy Oil. Yeah. And we have scientists. We go down.

We get an elevator like the Resident Evil movie. He was called P. Diddy. He has an elevator in his house like Resident Evil where he goes down and everything is white umbrella corporation. I'm going to back to the lab and people are like, damn, he's about to. He's in the lab. I was also imagining when you said it's made out of algae. I'm imagining him in like a deep sea exploration. Like James Cameron.

Yeah, like the abyss. And he's like down on the seafloor and like an exosuit. Where it's moving of the cloths. And he's like, he's gathering like seaweed and algae. All the, all the ones that make the oil, though, are like glowing. Yeah, yeah. They're glowing and he has to pick them very carefully. He puts them into like one of the, like, a tube that like has, it's like mostly opaque, but there's the one like line that's clear glass.

And you can see the glow coming through and it's filling up. And part of the show is it puts it in the back of a suit and goes like, and a crypted mega angler fish attacks him. Yes. And they have like pulse rifles on it. It's like, there's like a bunch of other people that are shooting at the Anglerfish comes and slams into the hall of their sea, under marine. Water coming in. I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to make it.

They're like, go save yourself. You have to survive. They take the oil. He puts the oil in. He goes, and it powers a suit. And he's jetting up to the furnace. And below, the thing is imploding. It's going to do.

And you see like blowing. Blood filling in water. A swarm of sharks is coming in. And you see it close up through his helmet. He's crying. He's stella. One of those big. He floats to the top.

He's floating. He's like, he takes the chuk, he takes it out. He has one drop of oil left. And he says, this, my team didn't die for nothing. He passes out from the bins.

He doesn't even realize. He just washes up on a beach somewhere with this little thing of oil. And then he wakes up, beep, peep, peep, wakes up. Blurry vision.

Beep, beep, beep. Double. The doctor says, hello, did he? You serve, you're the only survivor. I'm Dr. Johnson. And he says, where's my oil? He has the bins.

Where's my oil? It's in your pocket. It's in your pocket. It's in your pocket. It's just one loose drop of oil in his pocket. It's behind your ear. There it is. Dr. Johnson.

He says Johnson and Johnson. Synthesize that entire thing into millions of gallons. He gets, he collects all of the life insurance money from his underwater team. Because he became, he legally adopted them. That was a part that was touched on at the beginning of the episode. Yeah. And they all call him Father Diddy. That's where people.

Daddy came from, actually. Father Daddy. His name was Father Daddy before his P. Daddy. Well, and the undersea station is called the Puff. The something underwater facility, the para-oceanic. The para-oceanic underwater finding facility. There we go. Yeah.

And so he's the Puff Daddy because he adopted all them legally to be legally allowed to take them underwater, which is a lot in this version of the world that is created for the show. You have to be someone's parents. And the reason for that is because of the Titan submersible. And that's why there was a father and son on board of that. Because to go underwater, you have to have a father and son present. This is back in the day before, this is back in the day before they decided 18 was an adult. And all these kids were 18 and 19 was actually legal adult.

Okay. It was 19. All these kids were 18. They're like, damn, we can't go underwater with you until we turn 19 in two days. The rules of the ocean. Yeah. It's just what it's part of maritime law. Yeah.

But anyway, he collects all the money. from their life insurance, he takes out the policy and he uses it, fun, uses it to build the giant Resident Evil Lab under his mansion, which is fully a one-to-one replica of the lab from the movie, including the lasers and the dogs and all the

monsters and zombies as well. And he did that because he likes the movie. And then also when they finally get the formula perfect, he goes, okay sir, we're ready to start production. How much do we need to make? And he says, let's make let's start with 5 million gallons and the guy goes 5 million gallons man I don't know if we can sell 5 million gallons and did he says sell yeah yeah what do you mean he says

no we're not selling this deliver it to my home and the guy was just like what the fuck and then we see him so okay and then then I got this I got this ready let me pick this up remember how we had Larry David as a half robot reporter I don't remember the robot part he He has a big black light in his head. He was half robot. We established that. That doesn't sound like a half robot. He's a one eighth robot and it's in his head and it's a black light. He's a robot, right? And this is a prequel. So this takes place years later. And Larry David's quite old. So this is, this character is young. He's 19. He's 19. He is basically, this is when he's in his delinquent phase and he's doing graffiti and he's just being nasty. And he sees the big Resident Evil mansion that Diddy lives in and he goes up and he's throwing rocks for the window and doing all this type of stuff. And then Diddy is like, what the hell's going on out there? And Diddy's Butler basically goes outside and is like, Winifred.

It's a, yeah, Butler. Yeah, Butler. And his name's Winifred. And Winifred is glistening with oil. And he says, oh, Diddy, sir, it's just a robot. Hold on. Let me turn this freak off. Diddy goes.

Whoa. What? What did you say? Wow. And then basically we have, Diddy has come up with the idea for a freak off. And this robot. wants to find out what's in this house. He says, when I become 90 years old,

I will return and investigate whatever is happening in this house at that point. Because he ages every day. And that's how we tie up all the loose ends. And we can have a bunch of stuff like that where there's like a character whose name is like assault men. And he goes like,

assault men. What a novel idea. That's not a bad idea. And also the show starts with a young ditty meeting a classmate whose name is oil. He meets. He was basically his, is Bubba from Forrest Gump. Also, his name is Bubba.

Bubba oil. His name is Bubba oil. Okay, so Bubba Oil and Diddy? And what class do they meet in? They meet in home economics. Home Freakonomics. Home Freakonomics. Yeah.

And who is, what is bubble oil like? Bubba oil is completely normal. Yeah, completely normal. No, they're not even friends. It's just a guy who's there. He just puts oil in Diddy's head. Oh, but he dies. He does also literally.

He literally put oil in Diddy's head like Jeffrey Dahmer, though. Yeah. He dies at a young age in school because he slips on, he slips on oil that's on the left out because in their, I didn't realize that was a part of Diddy's life. Oh yeah. It's a huge part of his life. In the home freakonomics class, they were using, they had every single one of the tables has a deep fryer station. And one day, one day one of the bullies whose name is, imagine I think Diddy tallow. Did he tell? They're using that.

They're using that. That's what I would use. He slips on one of the bullies. I forget his name. I used to know it. It's the opposite of oil. Salt. Well,

water. Water. There we go. His name's why it's so crazy. His name is Joshua Waterman. Finding oil. Joshua Waterman drops a bunch of oil next to Bubba's thing. And then Bubba slips and falls backwards straight into a deep fry and fries into

fries alive. And then the teacher says, huh, I guess oil and water don't mix. And then everyone says, You just say a fucking kid just died. That's how Diddy. And then the teacher says, no, a kid just fucking fried. Yeah. And that's why water was banned from Diddy parties.

And a lot of people don't realize that was one of the most cruelest aspects of the whole party. That was a thing that he would say. Really? Yeah. You're serious? He did say. Water was banned for Diddy parties? That is a thing.

Because oil don't mix with water? Yeah. That was one of the things that he would say. Like people did say that he would get dehydrated. Yeah. He would dehydrate people. Because of. He says it on Conan.

He is obsessed with oil Oh my god I didn't realize he was that deep in oil I didn't even realize that till you said it I just remember the clip of him on Conan saying I deprive people of water We've fully we've fully cracked this Yeah we were joking at first

But now we've actually cracked the case Okay so now that we've cracked the case Well no Now that we crack the case What are you guys going to be for Halloween? Did he? The Segway master Well people

you know, we got a, you have something to show us, right? Yeah, we do, we do. It was a guy. Flickr. Yeah, they're fake. I mean, they're real. Ow. Don't touch the candle.

Don't touch the candle. Don't touch the, this is how you guys discover that I have that. Oh, that's really scary that you can do that. Yeah. Wait, Julio just did that. I'd do that again. Why does he have control of the lights?

I don't remember giving him permission. We should actually give them a jump scare at the end of the episode, but don't cut this out. Don't tell them. He's not going to cut that out. Yeah, he's not going to cut that out. Leave this in. Leave this in. so the people think that we don't do it

and then we actually do it. Yeah, that's why we won't do it. We probably won't even do it, jump scare. I probably don't even need to share a screen for this. It's mostly just text. But I just figured that we sometimes will do

Christmas gift guides. We'll do things of this nature. And I figured, let's do a Halloween costume guide. Let's give some people some Halloween costume ideas. I found a couple lists. I'm sure we can throw in some ideas of our own as well, but I just wanted to read. I knew that, for example, well, there's two different lists.

that I found that are both a little, have a few costume ideas. And the first one is specifically for fans of our show. This is, I think this is a community that our fans are near and dear with. This is from a website that I found called introvert dear. An award-winning community for introverts.

Okay. We have an introvert. Well, more specifically than that, this is an article called Five Perfect Halloween Costumes for INTJs. Oh, that's very... That's our fan base. I think totally, without even knowing which one that is. I know that that's our fan base.

I NTJ is the only one that I, that people talk about, I think. Yeah. So does that mean, Jay smile? No one ever talks about any ones that start with E. Have you noticed that? Yeah, they must be bad. Is I NTJ the best one?

Let's see. I think INTJ is introverted, intuitive, thinking, judging. And is a personality type known as the architect or the mastermind. Yeah. So that's what you can't have a personality type called the mastermind. You're going to skew that way so hard. Whoever invented. Whoever invented the, what is that?

Does that Myers-Briggs? Yeah. Yeah, it was one of those fucking guys that was like, oh, I'm the, I got Inj. Yeah, that must be the mastermind. I'm the architect. Yeah, I'm the architect. Let's go architect or mastermind. What's the one?

I think I got E and FP or something. You got extroverted. Yeah, what is that? Wait, the N is probably the same. What is the N again? I forget already. Neutral. Oh, intuitive, I think.

Intuitive. N is for intuitive. These guys weren't very smart. Pussy. Pousay. Pousay. Extroverted, intuitive. Fat, pussie.

Fat, pusset. Halloween is my favorite holiday. This often surprises people because as an INTJ personality type, I tend to be reserved, serious, and quick to avoid social obligations. But many INTJs love Halloween, maybe because it's one of the few big social events where we have a project to focus on the perfect costume and can impress people with our creativity

instead of our attempts to charm. With that in mind, I found myself wondering what would be the perfect costume for an INTJ. The real answer, of course, is something we've customized or designed ourselves showcasing how we come up with out of the ordinary ideas. But there are a few costume themes that feel like a natural fit for us and I thought I would call out five of the best ones with links to plenty of props, masks, and outfits you can use as a starting point. Is Jim Halpert, I and TJ? No, I don't think so. No, Dwight Shrewt maybe.

No, Dwight isn't. I think Dr. House is the most famous. Should we look up famous? Yeah, who's the most famous NTJ? I think it's Dr. House. I bet Aubrey Plaza's I and TJ. No, she is Puerto Rican. You can be Puerto Rican and have Famous INTJs. Myrude Briggs. Elon Musk. Ian Rand.

Isaac Newton. J.D., Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking. Do you think he was always an ITJ? Or he more introverted once he's just a ball? Which one is Wilmer Waldorama? Can you look up Wilmer Volderama?

Myers breaks. I don't know how to spell that and I'm not going to. Valderrama. All right. Back to the costume. Number one, I and Tj costume. Okay. I'm imagining.

Tin man. That's good. 10 man. That's a good one. He wants a heart. He wants a brain. A brain? No.

This costume was one that's near and dear to my wait for it. Heart. He wants a heart. He wants a heart. Okay. What's they saying that song? Years ago, a good friend insisted on having a Wizard of Oz costume party for her birthday. At first I was ambivalent, but she took one look at me and said,

you can be tin man. It's perfect. The one that covers up the most. She was right. Maybe it's the obvious I&J symbolism of the quest for a heart. Maybe it's because the Tim Man was arguably the most competent of Dorothy's companions

without an annoying voice. I'm looking at you, Lion. What was wrong with the lion's voice? Yeah, that's disrespectful. Whatever the explanation, it was one of the first times in my adult life where I felt like a costume held personal significance. So Tin Man, I think this is

a great costume for it. You think there's a good costume for an introvert to completely spray paint yourself over and carry around an axe. Yeah. And wear a big, like, metal tube around you, like a, like a barbecue smoker around you. Trigger. Yeah, wear a Trager grill on your body, wear like a little buzz pin hat.

But I think especially just our fans, people listen to this, I'm sure a lot of you can picture yourself dressing as the tin man. Yeah. Here, okay, from right now, we are issuing the Tin Man Challenge. What is the Tin Man Challenge? The Tin Man Challenge is have a party where every single person at the party is the Tin Man. and whoever wins gets something from the studio

we'll send it to you we'll actually send you this sounds really enticing we'll send you this we'll send you this no we can't part of that from the tin man challenge I know it makes sense

but we need that badly we'll use that almost every day we can find something to send people we'll get another heart number two any guesses yeah let's do a suggestion first and then I'll tell you what the actual next one is. Number two is Elon Musk. Hey Arnold. Is he an N.J.?

Seems like it. This is costumes for N.J., so it doesn't necessarily need to be an NJ. It feels very interesting. Probably a book. In this case, it is. Number two is Hillary Clinton. Wow. You can't go anywhere right now without seeing or hearing about Hillary Clinton. Really dates the article there. And dates it in a way where it could be from any of the previous three decades. Yeah. Besides running for president, she is simultaneously, of the most accomplished women in the world and one of the least popular people ever, a situation that many ints can relate to. Wow.

So, Injays are just bad people. It's widely speculated that Hillary Clinton is injure yourself. They're bad people that also like are very woe as me about it is what I'm getting, which is very much like Hillary. Do NJs do? It seems to me just from the phrase the mastermind that they are kind of pulling the strings type of, do NJs like movies?

These are Machiavellian people. Do they like movies? I bet they like, well, if they're doing the Tin Man, they must like movies. Yeah, but those are for the most classic movie character. It's a movie based on a book, though. You know whenever you walk into a freshman college dorm and they have the Scarface poster and the Reservoir Dogs poster and then a poster of the Tin Man?

It's such a film bro character. I mean, I'm sick of it. Me too. Because he wasn't a good guy. He was heartless. Yeah, he was not. And he was silver. Yeah.

He was completely silver. Three, any suggestion? Based on Ten Man and Hillary Clinton. The two sides of the spectrum here. The 10 men are Hillary Clinton. Who fits this mold? I mean, maybe my judgment is clouded by the famous N.Js you read off, but maybe Stephen Hawking. It's a great costume.

Maybe Stephen Hawking is the next one. I should go to Stephen Hawking again. It's been a couple of weekends. Well, if you're going, if you're guessing Stephen Hawking, I'd say that this kind of cover, this umbrella covers. on both sides. Nerd and or sexy nerd. Oh, sexy nerd, Stephen Hawking. Yeah, I hear you laughing.

I get it. Most ints are nerds in real life. In fact, this costume idea was inspired by an NJ friend's photo of a past costume on Facebook. Me as a nerd for Halloween and the other 364 days of the year. So that's kind of an N.J.

Type of thing, I think. Is NTJ probably less architect more like StarCraft kind of into StarCraft? Yeah, I would say. Number four? A pumpkin. Oh, a crayon.

Or a pumpkin seed. A crayon or a pumpkin seed. Yeah. A mad scientist, which I think is a nerd. Yeah, that's the same as nerd. It's slightly different, but you're kind of, you're really kind of milking the list a little bit to have two different nerd-based. But I guess as an I&J, what else can you be?

No one's going to believe you if you go. What is your guys, Myers-Briggs? Did you guys have to take it? take that in college? What? You don't have to take? I had to take that at community college. You had to take it for a psych 101 class or not?

No, I forget. I think it was like an orientation class. They made us do the Myers. There's no way they made you take a minor. They had us do that. Yeah. That's strange. It sounds like something that you would have to do.

It was an orientation class. They made us do those. And then they were then they like grouped us up. I think I'd probably took it in high school or something, but I don't remember. But I don't remember my computer. But yeah. I think it's why I remember I got ENFP. It's crazy to you remember what you were.

Yeah. I remember every BuzzFeed quiz I've ever taken. I'm a Miranda. A Miranda? Yeah, I'm a Miranda. You're a Randa? A Miranda. Yeah, you're a Randa.

No. You're not saying it right. Now, number five, this is a curveball. Samantha, slut. Sorry. Probably am closest to Samantha. Charlotte. I don't know the...

The Jubeos carries... Samantha's like a... crazy, awesome cutie pie. Oh, okay. She's a total slut. She's a total slut older lady.

She's older. Kim Ketral. Kim Kutrall. They had beef. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it'd beef with the recipe. Interesting.

Anyway, I'm going to guess probably a bumblebee or some kind of a robot. Bumblebee is a good is a good one. David S. Pumpkins. Actually, I would say this falls into that category as well. But an ENFP.

What? That's what it is. Wait, you? That's, I'm crazy. I said that you're that, because that's the last thing on this list. Wait, what the hell? And this is the picture. They put a gay unicorn on it.

It's a candy thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, oh my God. What is this? So this is, as some of the most fun costumes you'll ever wear are the ones that are completely different from who you really are. So the best costume might not be something sciencey at all, but going as our near polar opposite, the ENFP personality type. So how do you switch to team ENFP for a night? The first step, and this sounds, just,

Just think of Patrick whenever I read any of this stuff. Okay. The first step is probably to rehearse some songs and dances you'll spontaneously break out in. But you can also choose from a wide range of over-the-top E&FP accessories, such as these are all links. Rainbow Unicorn 2-2 costume, colorful anime wig, LED flashing sequin gloves, neon light-up suspenders, and Chewbacca cosplay hoodie. Okay. Not helping me out. This is a very interesting read on the ENFP.

I didn't know that I was the exact opposite of an intj. Yeah, I didn't know that until right now. Yeah. Yeah, I think you are in everything but the second letter, it seems like. EnfP, I and T-Rolinked. Neurolinked. That's what it means. That's what the N means.

Neurolinked. Hmm. Mm-hmm. So that dresses Patrick. Okay. And all those accessories will help you do so. Two people in the last couple of years have gone as you for Halloween that we know. That is true.

Like, that come here. Oh, yeah, yeah. Noah did it and then Kobo did it. That's true. So you are a very easily... You are a... You are a costume of a... I do have a look.

You know what? They both probably read that article. Yeah. True. They probably were like... And they're both... They're both insured. Yeah.

Yeah. They probably both subscribed to that. Noah is an intj. Noah is a... Noah, they didn't even... They don't have enough letters. No, I think he might just be one letter. Yeah.

Yeah. It might just be the P. Another... another list here for people who aren't N-Js. This kind of just covers the rest of society that 99% of normal people that exist. This is

from a website that I guess is a guy's blog named John Prather. John Prather. John Prather. From Animal Crossing. The head... The owl. Bar is his signature. Isn't that cool? I don't know. Wait, Blathers is the name of the fucking owl. What am I talking about John Prather? Anyway.

Okay. Six ways to enjoy Halloween and a sensitive culture. Wait, what, can I see? I need to see the website now. I need to actually look that. It doesn't look scary. It's got pumpkins.

It's a pretty uninteresting looking website. Sensitive culture, described to me what they mean. Yeah, what do they mean by sensitive culture? I'll go ahead and read through it here. Let me really quick. I'll just read the recent post on the sidebar. Okay. You'll be able to be able to triangulate a little bit.

Ten things I learned from 10 years of marriage. Okay. How I became a successful fitness model who works out with his kids. a girl named trust what to do when your life is disrupted and being thankful when difficulty and blessing

arrived together okay so this guy is a Nazi this guy is really wrong with this guy yeah in a real way six ways to enjoy Halloween and a sensitive culture and it'll become pretty clear

what he's getting at here Halloween the one day of the year when people can dress up and pretend to be someone or something else the one holiday when your imagination is the only limit to who you can pretend to be. What about April Fool's Day?

That's what I would say. It's true. It's the one day when women can dress sexy. Men can imagine they look like Leonidas and kids can pretend to be superheroes. It's the one day that women are sexy. I know. The one day that women are sexy and men can pretend to be Leonidas. Leonitis is such a...

That is also a really scary thing to invoke. Paragraph two, or it was. Oh, but the list of costumes you can wear without offending anyone is getting shorter and shorter. But don't worry. I have your back. I have a few ideas for how to enjoy the devil's favorite holiday

without offending anyone. Number one, dress up as a tree or some other type of plant. Sure. Dressing up as foliage has the emotional excitement of a kindergarten play,

but at least you won't be offending anyone. That's an amazing first one. It really is like talk at Fox News talking head. I know. It's really beautiful. What the fuck we're going to dress up as? A tree. It is.

It's pitch perfect. I'm pretty sure plants don't have feelings you may want to check with a vegetarian so you should be good yeah oh but that might be a problem for vegetarians and he just keeps hitting it too no one could possibly be offended by living vegetables except maybe

vegans but they'll be even more offended when you eat the beef sliders at the party so go for it. That's right fuck vegans that's right yeah that's awesome number two dress up as yourself that's not fun at all

well here's his suggestion of how to make it fun, which doesn't sound very fun to me, but it could be good, someone could try this. It's the perfect plan, dress up as yourself, and spend the entire party

making jokes at your own expense. No one can be offended except you. Well, you and the people who wonder why you didn't dress up and who don't get yourself deprecating jokes, you might have to throw your own party

with this one. What kind of, you give an example of a self-deprecating joke that you can, so you show up, you're wearing your own clothes and you go,

God, I fucking suck. Wow. Everyone here hates me. Hey, who are you, Who are you supposed to be? Oh, yeah, myself. I'm some loser. Yeah, I fucking suck.

There I go, eating all the sliders again. Man, I'm fucking fat ass. Here I am, just drinking beer, just getting senselessly drunk. Oh, look, Doritos, my kryptonite. Because I'm a fat piece of shit. I'm such a fucking stupid piece of shit. Gotta go, all right, is there a line to the bathroom? I got to use my really small penis to go take a fucking really shit.

And I hope no one flushed because I'm going to drink the pee and poop. Because I'm such a gross idiot. I'm gross. Yeah. And I'm not going to wash my hands because I'm so. And by the way, if you don't like this costume, I'm only doing this because my Scooby-Doo costume offended a lot of people last year. So if you just let me do that again, which I was planning to do for many years in a row, this can end. Yep.

So nobody likes... Also, now that I think about that, you got to be careful with a tree costume as well. You got to be careful where you put the trunk, how far up the trunk your... And what color. If you're doing your hair as the leaves, which is kind of... Keep your face the same color, is what I'll say. That's kind of what I'm, yeah, trying to get at here. And a light green, if you're going to go green.

Pat did some, you know Pat's a genius this year? Oh, yeah. Yeah. He really got me because he did green face paint again. Of course, I took a picture of him, and I tried to turn the saturation all the way high and put it in black and white. But he put a white undercoat under the green. So I did that and it just looked like he had white face on, which is actually more offensive. Much more offensive.

So actually, I won again. Not true at all. That's a very genius of you. Did you do that on purpose? I got burned so bad by that Grinch costume with that one year. I was like, I literally I looked at the shade of green in the makeup palette that I had and I was like

there's no fucking way I'm doing this again. There is no fucking way I'm doing this again. And I guess I should say what you went as. He went as Kobe Bryant. But he put a white thing underneath it. So then when I took a picture it was, I had no idea. I had a big scar on my head.

No, I was Frankenstein Herman Munster. I was Herman Munster. That would be a cool movie if they did, if the crash happens, the Kobe Bryant helicopter crash happens. And then he emerges and he's part helicopter. Oh my God.

No, they read. And then he's really good at basketball. Rebuilding him in surgery, but the parts of the helicopter are mixed up. So it becomes like a robot cop. We can tell what's Kobe and what's Copter. He can fly across the court. British doctor.

They airlifted him to England. We can tell what's Kobe and what's fucking helicopter. Yeah. Let's just put it all together. Speaking of that, British guy. Dress up as Harry Potter. I don't think I'd feel like I'd have seen that.

But yeah, which is like this is, this is, he says, no one is offended by Harry Potter except Christians and Brits and people who saw the first movie and actual wizards.

Try the LGBT. I don't think he is very tapped in to the people he's trying to make it. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's good that he's not.

Harry Potter. Harry Potter is a costume I really haven't seen him. in a long time. Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of people are probably... Let's bring that back.

Yeah. I think people don't bring it back because they don't want to support Joanne Rowling. So you can just dress up. You don't have to buy it as a costume. This next one, I think really... I think we've kind of been dancing around each of these. It's very clear that he did a costume that went over poorly.

Yeah. And we've kind of gotten glimpses into his life and what's going on. This one, I think, kind of makes it clear what may have happened. Uh-oh. Number four. And at first, it does it not going to make much. sense. Number four,

dress up as Y2K. So you think what on earth could that mean? Yeah. Why would you suggest that?

This is what he says. Y2K is the one global crisis you can pretend to be and no one can get upset. Oh my God. What did he do? I could already see him

with the bad soup. That's really the only information we get. It instantly just paints such an incredible picture of so many possible, horrible, horrible things. That's so funny. I guess I'll just be fucking Y2K this year. Because it's not something that anybody that is this type of person would ever say. Yeah.

Oh, well, you can make fun of Y2K. That's really good. See, what other. Like, that, it's so clear that he was like the COVID thing because it's like, what else? what other, like, Hurricane Katrina? Like, what else could he have been? I'm trying to see what you're... Global catastrophe.

This is also, this is from 2016. Oh, okay. Which... Oh, whoa. Wait a minute. Then what was he before that? 2012. Well, I...

But he was super... Global. I mean, global crisis. I'll tell you where my guys, my guys where my brain is going is the Holocaust. Oh, yeah. Pretty, pretty plain and simply. He walks out in a big oven costume.

It's like, oh, what? Everyone's mad at me now? I mean, I'm just thinking, I mean, global crisis, sure. But I think, I think it has to be, it has to be Holocaust related or like 9-11 related. I think it has to be some type of thing like that. Going as the Holocaust is just would be a pretty good costume. Yeah. Going not just any, not any of the person, going as Hitler, being funny Hitler. You go as the Holocaust.

Yeah. Dude, I'm the scariest thing I can imagine. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. doing that phase at everyone at the party too. Yeah. Oh, Dracula scared to you?

Doing it. Do you think that if you had 100 years to plan this? Yeah. Do you think that you could come up with a tasteful Holocaust Halloween outfit? And to test it, to test it, you have to walk around. I have 100 years. Yeah, and to test it, you have to walk around for 12 hours, the Museum of Modern Art on Halloween, dressed up and see if anybody says anything. Can I say something that's low-key will be mind-blowing?

What? Perhaps in 100 years, the Holocaust will no longer even be an issue because of how horribly our society is trending. People will not even be offended in 100 years. Patrick's trying to debunk it in three. He's got a whole plan. He put out like a chart that's like, by here, we want to disprove this. No, no, you're the one who's trying to make me do a tasteful Holocaust cost you. You said I have 100 years to come up with it.

And yeah, it's hypothetical. And obviously, obviously, I'm going to think of it. I'm just saying, I'm going to think of this for the next 100 years. Yeah, you can't ask him, if you're giving him 100 years, you can't ask him like two minutes in. Yeah, that's so little. I didn't ask him what it would be. I asked him if he would be able to talk about it. No, now I have to do this.

He is already doing it. Yeah, I'm thinking of different things in my head right now. So what are you thinking? What are we working with? I literally, it's, I'm not even at the stage where it's like, I get it. Dude, this is like, I'm not even at the stage where it's like, oh, that's not tasteful right now. No, right now, no, extremely tasteless. This is like if you asked a marathon runner how far they ran the night before.

Exactly. Give him some time. Yeah. Let him cook. And then in a couple weeks, he's gotten started. Put it in your calendar. Put it in your calendar on your phone. So you're not going to.

In a month or two, we'll check back in and we'll see where he's at. Probably still, you know, 100 years. Yeah. I'll set an alarm. I'll set an alarm. I have a hundred years to do this. So, you know, in a couple months, it's probably still going to be rather tasteless. Yeah, it's going to be extremely tasteless.

I'm giving myself that, all right? It's going to be extremely tasteless. What if I set this alarm? on my phone and in a couple weeks tragically you pass away and then in two months I get a thing that says, an alarm that says Ask Patrick what his tasteful Holocaust You're breaking down and crying.

Wait, don't do two months because it will be Christmas then. Oh yeah. We can't do Holocaust and we just won't be around each other. Yeah, do January 6th. Okay, January 6th. On January 6th, repeat. No, wait, I don't know how to do this. Repeat every January 6th. How do I add an alarm for a day, man?

And look, I'll think of it. I'll think of it, okay? It's definitely January 6th, I don't even think I'm going to, I'm going to set a reminder. If there, if it's like a thermometer, right? Like, if we get like a thermometer, like, you know when they do like a fundraiser and then it's like at the top, it's like 10K? Yeah, yeah. I'm still going to be in the plum bottom. Of course.

Yeah. I'm still going to be like right there. We just, we need to get a temperature every two months we'll ask for the next 100 years. A temperature check every two months for the next 100 years. years. Yeah. What is your tasteful of Holocaust? That's what? That's, that's 600 check-ins. January 6th. That's simple. Yeah. On January 6th, it's a Tuesday, so we probably will be recording. Right. Yeah. Let's say 7 p.m. See, I figured that out. Also, I think it's January 26th is opposite day. So just be careful. Okay. That's a little scary. That is scary. This guy also pads out the list a lot.

His number five, number five is don't go to a party. And number six is to loosen up. But then he writes a little story here that, I think is another kind of just a little look into his mind. He says several years ago, I went to a Halloween party at a friend's house. One of my other friends showed up to the party dressed as me, or actually as a caricature of me. I was the joke of the night. My friend got into full character. He made fun of my mannerisms and my idiosyncrasies. He wore a wig and chewed gum and made jokes at my expense while everyone laughed.

He responded to people with my phrases and other stupid things that sounded like something I would say and everyone laughed. He followed me around and mimicked me to the total enjoyment of everyone. His costume was masterful and so well planned

that it even made fun of the costume I had on. Damn. His jokes were on point. His timing was perfect. His jabs were well aimed and mostly true.

And then in italics. And I have never had more fun at a Halloween party. Wow. Which that is... That's got to be the lie. Yeah. That's the lie.

The italics. Oh, I love this. I love this so much. It's so well planned that it even made fun of the costume I had on.

It's insane. That's what his costume is going to be and then showing up as him in costume. This guy was eviscerated. Yeah.

And it destroyed him so bad that he started a website where he talks about working out with his kids. I wonder what his costume was. I know.

I really, there are just like little, little hints. Probably Leonidas. Yeah. You need to do a really close text reading

to really figure out what's going on here. That type of costume like Leonitis like any type of like male sexy costume and not a gay one.

If you're a gay guy this does not apply to you. Gay guys take your headphones off. Take your headphones off turn off all the audio in your car right now. If you're a guy and you're like

I'm doing a sexy costume you're a straight man kill yourself. None of that. We're not doing that anymore. You're either funny or scary. I'm not sure that in all of my years of doing Halloween that I've ever seen that. You'd never seen your dad's friend or something or somebody in the neighborhood that's like, I'm a Greek god.

I'm a Greek god. I'm Hugh Hefner. You think my dad? All my dad's friends are 500 pounds. I don't know, I don't know, man. I'm fucking, I'm just spitballing. A hot guy. Your dad's friend dressed as a Greek god?

Is that what you're saying? Not my dad's friend. That's what you said. That guy dressed up like Leon. Who dressed up? None of my dad's friends. Just tell me, man. You seem nervous about this. Not nervous about this. You are. You don't want to tell us who you found so attractive. I was spitballing. I didn't know if your dad had any buff friends or not. Maybe you're dead.

No. My dad doesn't have any buff friends. Okay. So why? Where did this come from? Oh, you know what? Guys in the neighborhood. My dad's friends. What are they around? Yeah. Guys are my dad. Guys who come over to your dad's house when your mom is out. Friends. Guys. My dad had a falling out with. Yeah.

And they're dressed as great. They say, oh, I'm just wearing a bed sheet toga. Halloween's in a couple weeks. I asked if I could borrow the sheets for my toga. 300 costumes. He goes, ah, you're, you're ex. 300 costumes. Take a break, 65 days out of the year.

Sounds good to me. 300 costumes. That's just what I need. Your ex-fucking. Can we do a year of 300? 300 costumes. With 65 days off. Because, man, that's just what I need after all that wearing

costumes. You know what I'm talking about, though. I mean, I know those costumes exist. You know the types of guys. But I just don't think, I think I've literally only ever seen them on gay guys. No, I don't think of a straight man does it though. That's a chop. And you are chopped.

I think you're about it. But can you name a single example of this? Like guys going out as like fucking. I know you're saying guys. Guys who go to as Patrick Bateman for Halloween. But have you seen this? Yes. On the computer. Is that really sexy? Yeah, well, I mean, it's just, you know, a guy wearing a nice suit.

Yeah. So you're telling me if a guy wears a suit, the guy wears a suit for Halloween, he should be killed? He literally wore a suit, was JFK? Yeah. No, that's different. How's that different? He looks sexy. He had a funny thing on his head.

Oh, he didn't look sexy. That were you saying? No, he had a funny thing. It was a funny costume. I didn't think it was fine. As a man, you are allowed funny or scary. Sexy is not allowed. These are the triangle.

Women are allowed funny and sexy. Not scary. That's my opposite end of opinion. Gay guys. And babies are allowed funny and round. Gay guys, no matter what they wear. Eminem, pumpkin, bumblebee. Oh, I saw a homemade green M&M costume last night

that somebody threw out four days before Halloween. Okay. And I want to show you guys this. See. This was heroin. Is it even four days before Halloween yet? Oh, it is today. Oh, you know what?

Wow. Wait, you should have kept that. You should have kept that. And do what with it? Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, why not?

I probably could have done that. It would be simple to do. Yeah. Well, anyway, that's my Halloween take. It's my Halloween take. That's what a Halloween take. If you're a man, if you're a straight man, you are not allowed to do a sexy costume. I do think that it's women, funny, sexy, men, funny, scary.

Babies, funny around. Bodies, funny round, funny, funny, funny round. Funny or round. But there is the funny paradox where it is funny if a baby is scary. Yeah, but that's A baby scream? That becomes funny though. Yeah, exactly.

That becomes a paradox. Everything gay guys do is sexy to me. Yeah, me too. What's that about? Why do they always, do you see that? I saw a picture the other day. It was like gay guy Halloween costume load out and it was just all harnesses

and then one of them said Moultrace. I did see that too. It made me laugh so hard. I don't know what that is. Maltrace, the bird. The Pokemon and the Firebird. You know Maltreis, one of the three legendary birds. How do you not know Maltrease? Maltreys, Articuno, and Zaptos.

I know Articuno and Zaptos. How do you not know Maltre? How do you know Articuno and Zabdos and not Maltreys? If you didn't know any of them, that would make sense. Yeah. How do you know those? How do you know two? Maltreys is the yellow bird with red fire hair.

I can picture him. So you know him, yeah. Yeah, I don't know the name, though. Well, you do. How do you not know the name? I don't know. I don't know You have a mental disorder

Okay Okay Anything to come up No I don't think we have any shows No yeah All right well If you love Halloween say yeah If you love Halloween right now

Wherever you are It doesn't matter if you're on the Out loud We should do wait say yeah Say yeah Well first do that second I think we should now that Jimmy Kimball has been taken off the air,

we should take up the mantle of the Halloween challenges for parents. Candy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make a video if you, okay, we use the hashtag candy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Use the hashtag candy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this song he made? Presents, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Use the hashtag candy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Use the hashtag candy, yeah, yeah, yeah. And attach either the 10-man challenge or the 300 days of costumes with a 65-day bra, break because that's just what I need. There's got to be some... Wait, before we leave.

Telling your boss, you need a 65, I need 65 days off. That's just what it is. Film yourself. Tell me yourself, telling your boss that you need to wear 300 costumes. No, film yourself asking your boss for 65 days off because that's just what I need. Because that's just what I need. That's just what I need. The hashtag 300 days of, next year, next to your boss,

300 days of working straight 300 days straight but listen I'm gonna need 65 days off because that's just what I need after all that working 300 days of work

300 damn days of working get me 65 days off God damn it that's good I'm gonna go get some food me too dang it's dark whoa

now show me an extremely slow snails sip wow I mean this is If you, people at home don't realize I've been watching right now. He's barely moving. This is impressive.

Yeah. And what I'm really interested to see, I'm really interested to see how he makes the liquid move slowly from the back to the front. Maybe if he tilts it slowly, he'll have to tilt it slowly. But at some point it's going to go over the neck, past the neck, and it's just going to flood into his mouth. I wouldn't have the patience to do something like this. Now, around here, I would start going faster. It seems like he did for a brief moment. But now he's back.

to going almost I think it's still yeah imperceptibly slow and now I think maybe he's not moving at all the rotation of this seems like he's going to pour it out before he gets to his mouth is open so when he goes to sip something he opens his mouth here I can't wait to see the sped up version of this where we're talking like chipmunks and he's taking a normal speed sip oh that will be please edit that in right after this make that the clip that is going to be the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life coolest thing ever especially if we ride the wide on it okay he's pursing his lips here he goes oh can he stick the landing on this he's just sitting still he's just completely sitting here he's slowly creeping up into the neck watch this watch this oh my fucking god it's really slow it's so it's a rising tide

oh it's going up in the neck oh my god here it goes it's entering the entire ship it's entering his mouth he knows he has to stay focus at this point. I see his lip trembling. Wow. I can see the bubbles in the beer moving in as a liquid moves. His eyes have been fixed this entire time. He hasn't looked left or right. Okay. Now, how are we going to get out of this? Are we going to see a drip? Are we going to see a mustache spill? All he's fed way up there, but I think it was. It has left the lips. Oh, it's just completely normal swallow. Wait, now he's bringing the bottle back down. Now comes the slow descent. You might even call it a victory lap as the bottle.

approaches the table we're about two inches off the nose at this point approaching the table at a blink next feet and again when this is all my god i hope the bottle doesn't shatter when it hits the table i mean i wouldn't be surprised at his eyes i mean this when i say yeah he has been looking at the beer the entire time steely steely steely is the word he's focused he knows exactly what he has to do and look at this it's coming down slow and steady wins the race when it comes to sipping And he's almost completely done with this thing. And by the way, he's completely done with this thing. We had a great comment.

Yeah, I thought about getting into sports. Wow. And the bottle is rotating as it comes down. It is almost vertical, almost perpendicular with the table. It's a really nice touch. Speeding up a little bit here, which, hey, I can't blame him. If I was him quite a long time. If I was him right here, this is the point where I'd really get impatient.

Yeah, this is where I would just drop the bottle. Can he stick the landing or are we going to see a challenger line? disaster he might hit his phone and in the direction wait he adjusted he's going to land it oh my god he's coming towards the phone he's got about an inch left until he lands oh it's going to clip the corner of it so yeah don't try and attempt me to do a snail race