Podcast About List - 🍺 Beers We Drank #14 - The Apology Tour ft. Noah

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

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Bud, life. Half-foo ribbon. Beers we drank, motherfucker, with Jubio, Caleb, and Rex. Beer. Welcome to the first ever beers we drank. Wait, we got to pop the seal. We got to pop the seal. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Okay. Cheers. Cheers, my friends. To start off. Oh, that's great. Today's beer. We're in person. We got Noah here.

Noah. What's up? Okay. So we got these three beers at the supermarket. They're the most weird looking beers of all time. That that was over there. And the show is not going to end until we, everyone drinks their. perspective beer this one don't count this maybe we'll get to those yeah if you finish all three

before somebody's finished their third you get to move on to the miller high life yeah you get to do um guys this is so much better than the normal podcast oh my god you're just sitting on your computers he loves the beer he loves the sour ale what the fuck it's a bronx brewery sour candy this is this is this is like we're drinking right now bronx brewery city island sour india pale ale this is not the kind of sour. I honestly thought you were about to pull up with the slushies. Yeah, I didn't see the slushes. Oh, what the smoothies? Yeah, the smoothies. So, do people still make those?

It called smooth. Is that a fad? Smoothie beer? I never even had them. You never? Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. The, um, moon, or moon, whatever. Oh, a fruited sour. You're fruited sour. Those are like the smoothie beers. These were like $40 and so those would be like 60.

Yeah, they are like, we got the most expensive beers in the world. Fruited sours are so expensive and they make you really fat. Yeah, it's dope. Went to like a liquor store this morning. We're like, oh, after we're having a like lunch breakfast type thing. And we're like, oh, they just see if they got beers. And we just like look like two little children and be like, oh, I want to buy some alcohol. And we just saw a bunch of liquor and wines.

And we're like, okay, no, we're not, I don't want to fuck with any of this. And we went to the supermarket and we saw the funniest looking beers of all time. We're like, oh, yeah, this is my shit. These are funny beers. Even if they did think y'all are underage, they would still sell them to you. This beer is hurting me so badly. I don't know I think it's just like

It's like very sour It's like drinking our fanta Like I feel fucked up from it Yeah we have to talk more about the beers The components and the taste I mean it's very very sour It's really sour It's really sour

It really gets into your throat And it's in your I feel like I'm rotting my teeth It's a lot of green apple I'm getting a lot of crisp green apple It tastes like a sour candy It's a little too much I'm gonna be honest

I agree also it's an IPA let's power through this one yeah just destroy it let's get the fuck through this one yeah I can't destroy it you can't you that's a

you will that's a loser mindset no I know I know I know this is our first ever guess there's a couple of things about this this is a big for us number one I never want to have a comedian on this show that's not what this is about

this is for the working man this certainly I agree I don't this is yeah working man the working man the working man the working man, the working man. Y'all work the hardest out of everybody here. No doubt, dude. Also, I do kind of like

the idea of we just only have bartenders on it. Yeah. Do you all know anyone else who bartends? No, yeah, a couple people. I mean, I know bartenders. I don't know. You know daddy? Yeah, yeah. The Brooklyn bartender.

Yeah, Daddy. Come on, everybody, bartender. The other Brooklyn bartender, my. Yeah, yeah. Daddy and Mommy at Brooklyn. They should come through. Yeah, I don't work at Brooklyn. But this is what I want, man. I wanted to get him a job there when we first moved. I tried to. I applied. I gave them my resume and everything. Man, you weren't good enough. They were like, fuck you. The video game bar. Yeah, for the video game bar. I think I think I did okay. Yeah. I think I did. I think you'll make it there at some point. I hope not. I hope not, dude. It'll be a big step. Okay, so let's talk about this. because I think eventually us for we will be a four person owning a bar at some point yeah yeah I was talking to Julio about opening a Brooklyn really oh yeah this morning he was like

he was we were just eating breakfast and he was like how do you think like Brooklyn operates I'm like I don't fucking know okay so for people who don't know Brooklyn is a bar it's in Brooklyn that is it is a bar and then it is also like a a later cafe basically where you there's computers you can play video games on them and we're there man probably three nights a week yeah a hundred dollars each

yeah it's so expensive so what would you do differently there so my thing was year pass for the computer wow wow see and I and I think this is a good idea but I think he's thinking too much like pro consumer like the thing at Brooklyn is they charge it way too much for a day pass and if you just want like five hours it's like just five dollars less and that's all you can get so he has to go more anti-consumer he has to be like you can only get the day the day pass into hundred bucks and also every beer is a hundred dollars that's a good theme for a bar yeah yeah like a dollar tree you just make it like a suicide beer you just pour every empty you find that people

don't finish into a pot and then you have a crazy nasty I'm sorry to change the topic instantly. I saw a haunting video today of somebody dumpster diving outside of a pet smart and they found a bunch of hamsters and fish that were alive. The fish were alive?

What about that? They just like put the aquarium in the trash. Just like a like a like oh these are from yesterday. Yeah. Dude just fucking just put to put him in the toilet. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing at the trash? Feed him to the snakes. Yeah. You have

You have a food chain. And the snakes will eat them and become... Make use of the food chain, bro. Exactly. That's savings. Yeah. Food for the chart. There's a great...

This is a great... This is the good business savvy type of mindset that we need for the... Yeah. Moneymakers podcast. Actual Moneymakers podcast is this one. Yeah. The one in the middle of the week was a facade. I see four grinders right here.

He completely didn't want to speak because he didn't want to share any actual trade tickets, but you're going to show him right now today. Yeah. And he's not going to share it. I didn't listen. He's not... I didn't listen. I don't care.

Here's four ways to make money. Feed the hamsters to the snake. Whoa. Wait. You can steal other people's pets to feed to your pet snake as well. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true. Just a dog.

Cut them up? Yeah, you're gonna need to cut it up. No, they like them alive. The snake's like... Why do they do it? Yeah, they do it like... Yeah, yeah. Why is it at the zoo?

they're all about feeding rabbits and stuff. Why don't they feed them just food? My girlfriend, her snake, he was a live snake when she got him. And she cried every time she had to feed him a mouse. Just because it screams. It screams.

Wait, she was feeding him live, right? Yeah, you feed him live minds. She tried, she was like, I can't. They like the struggle. Yeah, yeah, they like the fights. Wait, what did she get a snake for? Why do you get the cruellest possible animal as a pet for a girl? You're going to need to talk to her more about it. Oh, I feel like getting a pet. I think I'm going to get an orga.

She likes snakes. She also likes, you feed it like once a week. It's a very low maintenance. It's like a cactus. Well, but think about this. You want a succulent. Exactly, exactly. But when you feed a, you have to feed a dog twice a day.

But when you feed a dog, you feed it pebbles. Yeah, yeah. You know, nothing screams. It's honestly the one time you don't have to think about the animal. It screams as his dogs are tucked. dude they get fake food yeah a snake is a high

dog would fucking murder a cat for food if you let it yeah well they famously have an argument you know this because they're the famous enemy yeah they really do not like each other very much yeah what do you think that is

you know I've thought about this a lot every time you walk your dog you're like yeah what's your qualms man I did I do think sometimes about if I brought Phil over to Pat's place and just to your place and just let them go wild and would he

kill, Mo? Well, let's see if it happened. Listen, I've met both Phil and then, you're down. Us does like a third party here. I think we can both agree that Mo is so stupid that we would get eaten immediately. Yeah, he would just let Phil put him in his mouth. Yeah. Yeah. It would walk

in there. Probably hates his life so much. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Mo wants to just go outside and kill things and I guess getting killed by something else is a good alternative. Yeah, I don't know about getting a street cat. It is so hard to be an animal. Oh my God, it's hard. I wish I knew what that felt like.

I don't want to, I never want to become an animal. I'm a, I'm a divine creature. You don't know what I was stuck in a small apartment in New York? Getting just yelling all the time, crying for it and being gay. And shitting and pissing on the ground. It's a little bit pretty close to my life, I guess. But, you know, the idea of being a wild animal and having a natural predator, that's a bad lot in life. What if you're the, you're the top, though?

You're like the lion. Oh, even a lion is like every once in a while you get a hippo will Every once in a fucking, yeah, some one of the Trump boys comes down and puts a giant cannon into your face. True. Yeah. Even if you're a jellyfish. No, no, you don't want to be a jellyfish. Great white.

A great white dude. We don't hunt great whites, man. We don't do shit like that. They just get to eat hot babies. But they pull up and they put an earring on you and they track you for the rest of your life. That's it. That's it. That's what happens when you get an ear in real life.

You know that when you go back to the Great Wife, the Great Wife, the Great Wife, dude, I can't believe they put it in. The Great Wife Sharp. Yeah. Sorry, long day. Hit the gun. Great Wife Shark.

Yeah, that's for you. If you, if you, if you get tagged and you go back to the Great White Hive, or cave wherever they live Yeah, they shun you I mean, they just got to clown you No, in this age of TikTok Only if you get it on the left ear Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah And this TikTok age They're fucking with you Yeah, you're the coolest around You're the coolest around, you're the coolest shark They're like, damn You're saying they got the dangly tag Yeah, yeah, they got the sword

earring and shit Hanging off the fin They actually let you pick They let the shark to pick Listen man, I have no interest in being a shark But I do have an interest in having fins. That would make me go a lot faster underwater.

Dolphin? Dolphin shit? Or like Aquaman? Like popping out, like, retractable kind of suicide door movement coming off of my ankles, you know? You know who's, you know, there's got worse in the sea? It's crabs. Yeah, crabs, they eat the poop. They eat fucking poop.

They eat poop. They like poop, though. Every once in a while, you get picked up by, like, some fishing boat, and they're like, oh, yeah, your arms are just gone. So they just throw you back. Well, that's actually cool that they take you. your arms away and they put you because you're the only of those you're the only shellfish

that is spared a lot they'll spare a lobster if a lobster is really big they just throw it back because it's so old and they're like we'll let it run and scores and if you're a crab they just take your arms off and then you grow them back it's not a big deal what do you mean they just take their arms off uh blue or what's the

it's a specific kind of crab some kind of crab they just take the arms off there are crabs they're just gone and then they And they get boiled alive. That's awful. When they die, they get all the bacteria and shit. So it's like, you have to kill them while they're alive.

Yeah. You got them like, that is awful. Okay. Let's remember them while they're alive. Yeah, kill them. Yeah, you did get owned a little bit. You're fucking stupid. No, no, don't kill me.

We're giving you, you get the, you get the high pitch voice for five minutes. No. I need Scaloo. No, no, no, no. Yeah. That's not funny. Yeah, I need that. No, no, that's not funny.

He's going to take it away right now. No, he doesn't have it anymore. That's great. All right. How is everyone coming into their talent of the disgusting beer? I'm about done. I'm about 66% into this. I think I have a third left, and I don't like it at all. I'm certainly going to speed run these beers.

I really, Bronx beer, you've made a disgusting product, and you are not longer welcome the show. It's definitely a bottom half sour for me. Yeah, they make this in the zoo. over there in the Bronx. You can taste it. Yeah, it's like this beer tastes like it should be 8 to 9%. This is the most unpleasant beer

of the badge, I would say. Have you had these other ones? No, but just the south. So you're just talking out of your eyes. Yeah, tuck it out of his ass. It's a projection. Gotcha. I'll let you all know how this one is real soon.

Oh my God, he's moving on already. No, make it a surprise. Don't ruin the surprise. Well, people can see him. Yeah. Well, can you show it on the camera? Crack open the second one. What is this one?

This is the Grimm, which I like Grim. Single negative. Yeah, I think Grimm makes the best beers in the entire world. I kind of agree. They're really fucking great. I've had their double negative. I'm not a big stout guy.

It's pretty heavy. So we'll see how this one goes. I'll keep my opinions to myself. And keep your mind open also. Yeah. I'm starting to feel psychedelic because I've needed a beer today, man. I've needed a beer today, man. I've needed a beer.

so badly what happened i had to go do one thing it's probably the hardest thing anyone's i had to go hang up lights at a at a backyard that's a dad activity that's a kid after that's a kendall working on the railroad it was worse than that dude because i didn't even get paid first of all and i didn't get to die and you didn't get to look at trains yeah exactly i didn't get to feel like i was part of a bigger thing which by the way if you worked on the railroads or if your grandpa's did. Shout out. Shout out to you.

Yeah. Like you also stop complaining. You should, instead of complaining, how about you take all the accolades that I'm willing to give you of thank you so much because we have one of the greatest rail systems in the entire world now. So thank you so much. Kudos to you.

Have you seen that video of like a thousand Chinese people making a railroad in nine hours? Where? Texas. China. China. In China? Yeah.

in China, they like... I would have thought in China they would have a robot do that. No, they got people. They haven't figured out the robot shit yet. They just got hell of people. Wow. In nine hours, they made a whole railroad.

So they took like a hundred crews of a hundred people and just had them each do a section of railroad. So imagine in China, like this room would feel with a hundred people. Yeah. Because they got hell of people. They got hell of people.

Oh, they'd be a hundred person podcast in China. They would all be drinking a hundred beers. Wow. They'd be like, oh, this sucks. They do everything by the hundred. A hundred beers. Let's get it straight. Yeah. Does China do the thing I don't like where all the money is too much?

A little bit. It's a hundred of something for a dollar. I think a little bit. It's in between. What's their Chinese? What's the money in China? The exchange. You want the exchange rate?

No, no. What's it called? The yuan. Wan is what people say, though, right? Wan is Korean. Oh, okay. U-Wan. That's a really bad one.

What's the Japanese one? It's similar. Yeah. Yeah. It's too much. Well, the good thing about China is that their money is just completely, it's just imaginary at this point, because it's all on the phone. They never have a single bill. It's always on, on Weechat.

Really? It's on the phone for us, too. What are you talking about? Mostly, but you still have like some bills and some coins. They don't really make paper money very often there? Yeah, they completely have done away with it. Really? What about, is there still peasants in China?

Yeah. That's cool that they're like the last place that has peasants. Yeah. That's awesome. They're the last place? As far as I know, I only. hear about Chinese peasants. I'm not hearing about fucking Canadian peasant. That is

true. Alex. Well, we have yeah, he might get peasant. But I mean like Monty Python style like wearing rags covered in dirt, you know. That's the thing is you see them on TikTok and they're all wearing like anime girl outfits and shit like that now. Yeah. And they're

cooking a monitor lizard. Yeah. The cooking videos are so awesome. They just chop a cow's head Dude, the one, the lizard ones, honestly, and the thing is, man, you can, if you watch just the second half of those videos, that looks like the best food you would ever eat in your entire life. Oh, dude. If you didn't take some kind of deep sea creature and torture it and poke it a thousand times, they're like, oh, yeah, I got to put, uh, poke it with a thousand holes. I got to see it with a hundred guns.

Yeah, exactly. Like, you would eat that. I would eat that. Yeah. It's not that big of a deal. The more tortured the animal, the better the food. That's why our food tastes so good That's why the deal is so good

Yeah Lamb It's a tiny baby That's how you get every animal Born with game in it they say Yeah They're gaming I know I got gaming

Well speaking of meat I think we have to move on To your official apology Your official recorded apology About what? For your betrayal What betrayal The betrayal you did to them

Yesterday Oh yeah Is this what this is Is this what this is Is that what this is you're like We need to get no on here So you had numbers You can corner me

Yeah I like how he's instigating this when he had his meal paid for. I was also a victim. I was also a victim. You got to enjoy it. I was a perpetrator. I was used. I was to simply all right. Let's go. Let's set the scene. Crocodile tears from from Julio here. Here's the

here's the same. No, no, no. We're going to go before that. Okay. We're going to go to what you were you for. We're going to go to about one month ago. Okay. Me, Rex, Julio. Maybe you. I don't remember. we were talking on we were talking on discord and we're making plans for this new york trip we're going to do so much fun stuff this is going to be the best day ever this will be the best week of our

lives what are we going to do here's what we should do we should go eat at fogo to chow who's that who's that that uh one of us i don't remember okay i think it was you because i didn't know they were in new york okay so i could have just never even told you so we were like let's go eat at fogo to chow and then And they've been here a couple days. Yesterday, me and Julio and Cameron went out to go get some mic stands. We weren't throwing out for something else, but

we found a ghost, a ghost store. But we woke up as like 9 a.m. I texted Julio. I was like, we're going to go run some errands you want to come with. He said, yeah, let me wake up Rex. Tries to wake up Rex. And here, this part of the story you can tell. What happened? I knock on his door. He doesn't wake up. I'm assuming

he went to sleep. He was stayed up late because we were we were we was gambling last night um you know what i'm just gonna text them and i'm gonna tell them like we're outside i left the keys inside if you're gonna go go out we'll be back later for lunch that's all i said okay all right so we well let's take a little pause we've moved on to the the grim orange beer no no finish the story we can talk about the beer i got to take a sip yeah take a sip yeah take a sip but let's talk about the beer after the story okay it's not split it up so uh he doesn't wait up, I just text him like, I were outside.

He lets me know, like, yeah, I'm not feeling great. I'm just going to rest up and go to the pharmacy. Like, okay, that's completely fine. We go to our errands. We felt to do one of them in the funniest way possible. We get our mic stands, and then we're heading back. Can't just say funniest way possible. What happened is we were looking for costumes for a D&D thing.

And I found a store called Halloween World. And we put it in Google Maps. We get there. It's a piano show room. Well, first of all, we get there, and it's called, like, holiday, something, holiday hymnosis, holiday. It was called holiday, yeah, holiday, yeah, some shit like that. And we were like, oh, okay, maybe it's some, like, it's just all holiday stuff. And then we walk in, and it's a fully, like, grand piano stuff that would make no sense.

The most expensive piano on the planet. Exactly the kind of store that it makes no sense to be a transient kind of like Halloween store for three months of the year because you'd have to move fucking 50 people. The guy who, like, greets you at the front is wearing, like, a tux? Yeah, I mean, do you have an appointment? There was, it was giant. We walk in, we walk around, where we spend probably no one there? There's not a single soul. It's a completely ghost store called Holiday Central.

There's a bunch of pianos. There's no one there. It was in Flushing. It was in Jamaica. It was so fucking weird. It was weird, but also it makes complete sense. So we needed to say that because we already, we're in a weird mood. We're not acting like ourselves.

We're not acting like ourselves. We got mentally attacked. And you guys are in a place called Jamaica, but it's in New York? Exactly. We're being psychically attacked. We have psychic pain. And then we drive over to another Halloween store. This one also doesn't exist.

And then we start driving back to come maybe get you and meet up for lunch. But then I say, where do you guys want to go to lunch? And Cameron says, Fogo to Chow. It's Cameron's fault. Cameron said it first. That's what I'll say. And I say, oh, yeah, we can put it. I'll see where the Fogo to Chow is.

Fogo to Chow, 3801 feet away. I mean, come on. I want to do a quick aside. I'm completely hands off on this one because I don't recall who said it first. I'm not all that upset because I know there's going to be many more Fogga to Chow trips coming up. I'm planning on making a weekly thing. Yeah, I'm not. I loved it.

I'm sure it was fantastic. You should go out this weekend. What happened was a steakhouse and it's Brazilian? It was 381 feet away. I said, I mean, we're already here. Yeah. You know, it would be 30 minutes round trip, 45 to come get you. And at that point, I won't even be hungry.

I'll be so full of my own spit that I'm not even going to be hungry anymore. So I just make an executive decision. I take the exit. We wrap around. We park. We go in. The guy comes up. He says, have you ever been to Fogo before?

I say, no. I haven't. What happens here? I full well, I've seen hundreds of videos about this place. He says, do you want to order food? Or do you want the full experience? I order the full experience. triple-full experience we go we get that we go to the buffet now here's one thing you need to know

about fogo to show if you're ever going to go and if anyone is who's listening is ever going to go which you will go you will i'm not so sure but if you're ever going to go to foger to chow they have this buffet right and the buffet is a honey pot because it's full of some good stuff they have all kinds of cheeses they have meats they have salads you would be one to know what it looks like vegetables fruits i would because i went they have also anything that you would want on a normal meal there's an entire meal sitting for you in the buffet don't do it don't waste your time do not go to the it's all meat it's all I'm there for the meat I'm there for the steak I got one piece of

pineapple and two sizes of papaya no and then I wouldn't even touch that I got three beans because the beans look good but they didn't want to fill out of it's three beans he sits down it's one bean and me and camera still like sitting down and he's like you know I'll talk about my bean. So Cam gets one and I get one. I didn't even want to have two more beans worth of food in my stomach. Because the specter of not being able to eat as much meat as possible upset me. Yeah.

So then, dude, they were coming in. They had the garlic steak. They had the pecania. They had the filets. They had the rib-eyes. Baker-R-R-Sake. Y'all got a chip. They brought over the chicken.

I said, get that chicken out of my fucking face. Fuck that chicken. I do not want that chicken. We said no to the chicken. I eat chicken like a couple times a week, but I rarely eat. But I rarely eat. I rarely eat steak. Oh, here's the other thing about Fogo.

When they come with that chicken, that lamb, that pork, you say, no, no, no, no, no, no. You turn that card red, which is how it works, by the way. The, you have a, you have a card, one side is red. That means no meat. One side is green. That means yes, as much meat as possible. It's really funny. That's like the public gum system, essentially.

The what? The bubble gum system. I never been. I never been. I never been to bubble gum. So they have the thing where you can, like, if you flip, it's a, I think it's a thing it says like run uh run for his run uh that will complete they will be completely completely in order by all service you say stop for stop you flip it over someone will come

and be like what do you want so is that a line from the movie stop for a stop no they just put it there okay run for us run is a line yeah that is they probably could have used another line from the movie i think forest i have aids yeah yeah she never says aids what does she say she just says i'm very sick yeah it's assumed she is it's like a dart player to type of thing. You think he says, I'm the father. I have AIDS, but he doesn't say that. He doesn't not say that.

It's completely useless because he, they go with the chicken walks up and we can still say like, oh, it's green, but I don't want it, by the way. You can just leave. And at one point we had it on red. And the guy still walks up like, hey, you want to do this? Well, this is a lunch service. I'll say that. It was lunch.

So it's a little more casual. As far as I know, the dinner, the dinner full experience, first of all, it's a little more expensive. And it was expensive. It was $46.50 a person. So if I bring you to, now all of a sudden, the bill's $200, right? So it just doesn't, well, it just doesn't make sense. It just doesn't make any sense.

You're not a quarter of $1,000 that we're going to go spend at a stake place. No, not going to happen. Yeah. For an unforgettable memory? You think I wouldn't want to pay for myself? Do you think I'm not a hard-working man? For a man. What?

What? Say it. My name is Caleb. No. No, no, no, no. Listen, you can't fuck with him. He has to redeem himself. He's been shy all the week.

He's been crying. I hear him crying from his room. Yeah, he barely sleeps. He barely sleeps. He did tell me this that he went to Fogo to Chow. Talking to the bike! Julio did tell me this that I went, that he went to Fogo to Chow. And I didn't believe him.

Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you did. You got back to the Airbnb. Oh, dude. As we were leaving, I was like, okay, who's going to break the news? I was like, hell, you have to do it because you're the, you're the video of this of this cartel. it's your fault but I'll just say

and we're like no we'll just never say but if he asks we'll just tell him it's whatever so I come back to the movie I hope not to have this conversation with him I wasn't ready to break down the news but I'm such a good friend I want to know about your day I'm asking you first thing he asked

we're hanging out he's like what do you guys go do for lunch just a casual conversation time not knowing I should ask about I'm like breaking us apart I'm looking down I'm like I'm not to tell him I were like, you're going to be upset? You did not say you're going to be upset.

You just said, you knew he was going to be upset. I just said, forgo to chow. And I said, that's very funny. That's a really funny joke. You said that's funny. Yeah. You thought it was so absurd. Well, I was like, of course.

Why would they go to Fogo to Chow without me? That would be an awful, horrible thing to do this. And he goes, he tells me, no, really, where did you go for lunch? And I go, for lunch. forgot a show any and you could have heard a needle drop on the ground it was the whole day was

completely ruined we've been chastised the for the entire day yeah me by the way I was surprised you can kick you out I was simply a victim I was simply a victim but we're getting kicked out anyway it's not a problem no say we are getting kicked out for a different reason oh yeah talk about that

so we don't have to talk about the beer now okay that's like coffee since yeah it's I a lot of, I mean, that's how stouts taste a lot of the time. It's like a coffee gingerbread. That's what I'm getting from it. It's okay. Let me take a similar to think about it. It's a lot lighter

than their double negative, which is nice. I don't like a heavy stout. I mean, I don't really like stouts either. This tastes like a non-nitro Guinness to me. Yeah, yeah. I knew you would like it because it's similar to Guinness. Part of why I like Guinness is just the nitro though. If they have a normal Guinness or whatever, I don't want that.

Yeah. Yeah. This tastes not as bad as this, but I somehow enjoyed less. It's a little tough to get through. But it's also, I can crush that, but I can't, and that's higher percent, but you just can't crush a stout very easily. Yeah. It's, they feel heavy.

This is quite hard. Okay. They're very full-bodied. So, we have four of the top beer aficionados and speakers on the subject in this room right now. So I feel like we would be remiss to not go around and go, favorite beer. Number one, like undisputed favorite beer. I can't, I can't.

Just name one, dude. I brought Miller's. Brought Highlight. That can't be your favorite. It's not my favorite. Look, like. Actually, I have a, I have, you guys say, say yours. I am, you're backing me into a really difficult corner because this is a, this is a different beer for.

This is a really loaded question. Yeah, very loaded. There's a different beer for every occasion. And this is like, I stopped into the deli to make sure I, I didn't come empty handed to the beer, the foremost beer podcast. Yeah, number one. On the planet. So, okay. You know.

Well, here's the scenario because I am a working man. You're all working men. Yeah. You get off a long day of work. Yeah. You get home. It's like the scene in Cat in the Hat where Alec Baldwin, he undoes his, like, his male spanks he has on. Uh-huh.

And he sits there on the couch, big belly hanging out of the wife beater. Feels so good. You pop open a can. You bring it to your lips. What's entering? what is passing through your gums into the day, hard day of work hard day

Are we going in a... You're not going to like my answer I'll go first but you're not going to like it I want to say Micklewoldre Because that's all I drink back home I don't drink at all That's all you drink is Michaelub Ultra

Yeah when I have friends over We'd just really like... I like Michaelub Listen I like Mickelop Ultra But I'm never reaching for it I'm not going to the storm But I'll say mine If you're skipping the rest of the same way

I thought you were saving you Mine's probably Jivik because Patrick probably has a hundred in the refrigerator at all times. Which he only likes because he thinks it's a funny name. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I get... He's like, uh, this is foreign and I shouldn't

be able to know how to pronounce it, but I can't. It's fine. It's okay, yeah. But I just drink his beers for free. That's nice, yeah. I've been drinking a lot of the Taheen Smyrnav. I have not been drinking beer at home. Taheen Smyrnav. Yeah, dude. It's like a Dia de los Mertes.

a, like, vodka bottle. Okay. And it's got like a sweet, you know, Tahin. Yeah, I love Tahin. So it's, it's that. It's like a spicy vodka. And you can just sip it. It's so good.

It's like sweet. That's the thing I don't usually spring for beer. And I only drink beer on this podcast. Yeah. But I used to be a big beer drinker, and I always went for Coors Light. Right. Coors Light is good.

It's the best light beer, bar none. I got to be honest. What? Bush is spanking Coorslight every day of the week. A fucking fool. Bush. Spanking. You are so stupid,

spanking hard. What do I have for you? The tentership type fives right now? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I like Gansett's. Like, when I was back home, I would crush like a six pack of Gansett like every night.

But I mean, if I can only have one beer. For the rest of my life? It's going to be Coors life. It's going to be the grim Heffavisen. Really? Yeah. What's a heffa Weisson? It's one of the old.

oldest beers in the world. It's got a lot of banana flavor on it. Malted barley. It's very nice. It's great beer. It's a great beer. Best Heffavisen. Or the Weifenstaffaner. You need to speak English. The Weifenstaffaugh. You are in my country. You will speak English. Weifenstafferner is a very good beer. Very good beer. What is that one? It's another heffavisen. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's probably like one of the oldest beer in the entire world. So like a stout is a brown one that tastes like poop. What is a, what does a hephazen mean? So like a vice beer is a white beer.

So it's going to be very similar to like a light beer. How about an Alligash white? You like that? Alagash white is brewed very similar to a traditional German white beer or vice beer. So what's the hefa come from? God only knows. God only knows, dude. I could not tell you.

Yeah. Yeah, Hefei. That's what it means. It's big. I couldn't tell you, man. I just drank him. I just put him down. El Hefei?

No. That is ridiculous. Most big apple. Why does my brother say that? What? What? What? My brother was talking about Mexico City.

He called it El Hefe. I was like, what are you talking about? He was like Mexico City, El hafe. Like, what? He, for sure. He's just talking to like a Mexican guy in LA that's like fucking with him for sure. That's awesome. He's easy to fuck with for sure.

He listens. So go ahead. Yeah, you're easy to fuck with, Brad. Or he listens? Can't lie. He texted me a couple weeks ago and he said, Biersley Drink Nation. Dang.

I love you. I'm going to go to his bar now. Yeah, yeah, you need to. I'm working on it. Yeah, no is doing the drinks. Yeah, I'm doing the drinks. Do you want to stay at my place when you come out? When I come?

Absolutely. Well, you will be here when it opens. You'll be here when it opens. It's like six months away. There's so much shit. Like, L.A. is such a backwards or like L.A. County in California in general is just horrible. Yeah, this is officially the last, the last, the last. time we ever book an Airbnb because Rex is moving

to New York City in August. How are you feeling about that move? I'm excited. Yeah. It's so nice here. Everyone is always doing shit outside. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was thinking about that today. No one does anything outside anywhere else. This is the only city in America

where the rich people have to see, like the richest people in the world have to see a homeless guy every single day. Yeah. Yeah. You can't, like you can't walk around And, like, in the richest neighborhoods in New York City, you walk on the street and there will be a homeless guy every day. Well, you're not rich. You're not rich.

If you live in Manhattan. That's true. That's true. If you live in Manhattan, you will. Yeah. Like, Upper West Side, Upper East Side. Doesn't matter how rich you are. You can be at the top of one of those, the Iron Man places, but still.

That's my favorite part about living here is, like, in L.A. It was a weekly thing getting attacked by a homeless guy. But here, you don't even see him. Yes, several times. Yeah. Several times. What happened? On the subway?

The metro in L.A. is so much worse. What did it do you? So a few times on the subway guys would try and pick fights with me. People have a weapon. They walk around nun chunks and shit. I mean, they're scary. It's crazy. I mean, they take over whole subway cars and turn them into like, this is my house now.

Yeah, one guy will just pop a squat. I mean, I remember one day on the subway, I was getting on the subway and I saw, I was getting on the subway and I saw a guy smoke. and crack. And then on the bus into work, I saw a guy jerking off. And then when I got off the subway, like to get home, I was like, who, that was a rough day on the metro. And I come out of

the station and there's a guy, like, spread eagle, his whole butthole in view for me, just dropping a deuce, like right there. And also like a homeless guy poop. Homeless guy poop. Like, you know, that's very different. That's very different than the poop that me and you poop.

No fiber in that. Yeah, no fiber. It's a different color than I've ever seen before. It's a new color. Yeah, yeah. Pantone probably went and sampled it and put it on the color wheel. Yeah, L.A. is fucking crazy. I remember me and you over by where I lived. I lived by the Wiltern of Wilshire.

And we were, like, walking somewhere over there. Guy with one arm. Yes. Guy with one arm. There's a guy in one arm and his pants were sagging. Yes, he had no underwear on. His pants were sagging right underneath his cock. his cock was falling out and he was trying to hold his pants up with his one arm which by the way valiant effort yeah if i was him i would just let that thing fly yeah there's no way i'm like i'm homeless i'm only that i've one fucking arm yeah so look at my dick i don't care also horrendously dirty and flailing about uh he had like a little nub and it was like moving like it was doing something but it wasn't doing anything yeah uh LA certainly has some really new new types of homeless people coming out every day yeah every day now it's like it's and i every time i go back

It's like anytime you pick up a new Pokemon game where you're like, I know the original 151, but all this is getting crazy. Yeah, yeah. It's all original 151 here. It's very traditional homeless people. Good people, good people. Good people that just are like,

give me money or I'm going to scream. And I go, you know what, dude. Yeah, I get straight to screaming. Today, I was pumping gas. A guy came up and he was like, hey, man, can I like wash your window or something? and I or can I like help like pump your gas for you

and I was like here man I got some cash gave him like 10 bucks and then he walked away he immediately just walked away and I realized I just paid him to just go away I paid money to just not talk to him anymore

hit me with the rosé yeah this is the last beer that we have no it's moving in first we got plenty of this one is okay no take take your time I want to get into these mailers I want to drink at least two of them.

These are like the last obligatory beers. They're just like bonus dessert if you wish it so. Oh, no, it did not have a good reaction of that. I will say I don't like rosé. Okay. And I think it's a rosé cider and I really only like very decadent and delicate rosy cider. So far, it's been like such a like a backwards experience. That's the gayest thing I've ever said, but it's true.

It's been such a backwards experience for you and me. Do you know like in this one? I'm going to think that I'm actually going to like it. No, he was getting the high-pitched voice after that. He said he only likes very decadent and delegate rosé cider. That's fine, dude. He's had one before. I'm comfortable with who I am.

I don't mind the voice at all. Somebody he comes. No, no. I'll own it. No, no. My name is Caleb. And I'm gay! It doesn't work anymore.

No, put it back on. Don't fucking, don't kowtow to them. Okay. I won't kowtow to them. Yeah. Who will kowtow to me? I will not kowtow. Yeah, you're not sure your cow cow.

Don't give it to me. I'm scared here. Actually, I've never heard your voice. That's the one. Do I know what it is? Just like fucking bowed down, right? This is crazy. It's like an extra bow down.

This is like an extra bow down. It's like an extra bow down. Right. If you bow to someone, that's respectful. Okay. If you cowtow, that's like, I wish I could. Do both of them right now. Stand up and do both of them.

My name is Caleb. No. Start up and do both of them. The bow down in the cowtown. Oh, yeah, the demonstration. Well, we can't even see it. He needs to, like, get on the table. No, you can see it there.

No, okay. Show me a bow. I've seen him do this in many times. That's a regular bow. Now, a cowtow. Kowtow is like, you're on your knees. Oh. So, there he goes.

Whoa. I would say that's a praising. Yeah. He just did it to me. That's awesome. You got that one for free. Yeah, I know. I didn't even do it.

Yeah, I didn't do it. Yeah, I didn't do shit. I just used the word cowtow and he did it. Because your vocabulary is so densely huge. Use a little life hack. And it's always so long. It was telling me something about the potty yesterday. And it was all completely wrong.

But I just believed him. About the what? The potty? Something about like acid in my, in my self and like exploding and having like an epitoma. I was going to say, bro, chill. I'm always right. No, that was actually completely cam. I've never ever been wrong.

I feel like I'm getting more of that. I'm getting more of that. I'm getting like, I'm remembering stories or like things that happened to me. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you were there. But it was a completely different person. I, you are. Who was there with us when we went to the knife store in L.A.? My brother.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We went to the knife store and they had that, they claimed that they had O.J. Simpson's. They sold O.J. Simpson the knife. Oh, that's what they said. They said that O.J. Simpson, for whatever reason, to buy the knife, went to downtown Los Angeles and bought the knife as if it was like so premeditated that he

which I don't think it was right wasn't that the whole thing with him he was going no he's in a rage yeah he was in a complete rage like oh you're fucking no I think he just bought the knife there and then later did the murder with that knife yeah and then they had like a nice case with a glove and all that

yeah with a glove that's the story right she was fucking somebody else right and then he was like I'm gonna kill you bitch it's actually interesting because because I don't know shit really I've just So they were amicable. It was an amicable split. They still were friends.

And then one day, that's why some people think he didn't do it. Some people still do. I don't think he did. But I think he did use that knife. He said it wasn't amicable murder? It was an end? No. I think he didn't kill her and he used that knife at that store.

They were divorced. They were divorced. They were divorced. It was his ex-wife. And the guy that he killed, the other guy, was just like her, her, like, gay best friend. Oh. Yeah.

If a girl dates me, and we break up, she's always mine and she can't fuck ever again or else I'll kill her. Find that. That's the damn truth. That's a damn truth.

You know? Yeah. Beers we drank shit. And I'll only say that if it's behind several paywalls or else I'll incriminate myself. It's only one paywall. It's $5.

Oh, fuck. And this is going to be the clip that I'm going to go. Yo, no one's in the podcast. Take it out. God damn. You guys are going to post it all over the place and I'm going to prison. So this, Rose Cider,

I like this. Yeah. I like this. You're just not into the decadent and delicate. I don't like decadent and delicate, which to me are two kind of opposing words when it comes to describing a drink. Is it how so? Decadent and what? Decadent and what? Decadent means like it's definitely

it's of a higher class. It's a lot more workmanship put into the drink than a mass produced sort of canned beverage. This is fucking mass produced bullshit. And delicate means that it's probably going to have some florals in it. It's probably going to have some herbs. You want dirt and flowers in your fucking dirt. Guys, this is our highest ABV one that we've had?

What the fuck? 6.9%. Oh my God, that's a sexy number. Yeah. It makes me think about something naughty. This is from graft. This got birth defects. Ew.

That's a horrible name for a brewery. Graft. I do like that they have to put that warning on beer. Makes me think of ass. Makes me think of ass. By the way, if you're pregnant, don't drink, like some pregnant lady's going to be

halfway through one of these. Wait a minute. Hold the fuck. Wait. The surgeon general thinks I shouldn't drink this. And then go, who's that? Some civil war guy? Yeah.

Finish that. I'm not fucking with them. How when you're pregnant? How bad is that? You can drink at first. At first, at first, at first, like, the first trimester,

you can drink? Can you drink? You can. You can't drink, drink, but you can have a glass here in that. It's like a drinkable driving type of type of situation. Yeah, exactly, exactly. You can, it's completely fine. Yeah, yeah.

But then after that first trimester, you need to slow down. This is medical advice, by the way. Yeah, yeah, I'm a doctor. I think my mom, I'm a doctor and I gave it up to be a bartender. I think that my mom definitely had some wine while I was, while I was, well, I can say, without a doubt, my mommy didn't touch it at all. I think my mom had wine. I think my mom smoked while I was pregnant with it. That's weird what he said.

By the way. That was rude. What do you say? I'm still a little sore from you going to. Yeah. You feel good at a child. I understand. I understand.

My mommy was a good girl. Yeah, she is. Yo. Why did you say it like that? That's weird. Yeah, that's weird. Okay, let me read you. Let me redo that.

What's wrong with you? My mommy is a good girl. That's a little. No, that's worse. That's worse? Yeah, we're watching Milf Man. I think you fit right in.

You guys have been watching Milkman. I've been done. I've been done. I've been done. I've been done. with Milf Manor for weeks for weeks I ran it through it in two days so we only watched it because this morning

he told me that he put it on just in silence and he turned it on you want me to spoil no no no no okay let me tell the story we went we had for breakfast and Rex was like yeah I couldn't sleep was a horrible there's demons in my room we'll get to that and he said I just put it both manner for like half an hour

and on the first episodes he gets to the part where they're like touching the boys oh the blindfold challenge Yeah, find your boy, and they get all the women, all the women who's like, oh, I want to touch all the boys. And they get up there, the tested boys, and they're like, you know what? This is enough. This is too much for me, Rex.

Can I really quickly say what my strategy would be in that? If you touch all their cocks, of course your son is going to be like, oh, no. I think that's, I think that's this barred because they all take their shirts off. So you're supposed to touch the only guy. Yeah, you break the rule. And you would be. And you win. And you wouldn't win.

Also, the thing about Milf Manor is. There's no prize at the end. It's unlike, it's not like, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, beautiful sweet. No one wins anything except to like, maybe we like go out for drinks back home. When I was in Raleigh, me Adam and Chad sat and watched like three episodes of Milf Manor. And we got to the one that was devastating, honestly, where they ask, they're like, what is the nastiest thing you've ever done, the nastiest sex thing?

and you have to try to match it to who which one is your mom oh my god dude what yeah and uh the one with this one lady hers hers was i don't remember her name but hers was uh so the blonde no it's the Asian lady who has like oh yeah so young so young is shut up she's awesome so young was my favorite so she's she apparently has sex

she was like I had sex with my my son's best friend yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, and he gets drunk. He gets fucked up. Yeah, like basically tries to kill himself in the pool. Yeah, he gets naked, his cocks out and everything. And he's just like, I don't get fuck about anything anymore. Like, you can tell that he suspected this for so long.

Yeah, yeah. And as soon as he saw that on the board, he was like, I'm fucked, man. Yeah. But he's hoping it wasn't her the whole time. Yeah, I think honestly, I would... I would kill her first. I think I would definitely kill my mom if I went on that trip. I don't know.

Wait. Do they, like, get eliminated? What happens to the show? So they did switch people out, but I think the only purpose of switching people out was, like, y'all are not, like, making this. Yeah, this show. Is this an ugly mom that got switched down? The Jersey mom and the stripper son, they get swapped out. And I think that's the only one that gets swapped out.

There's that one mom that looks like a teddy bear. I like her. A teddy bear? Yeah. she has that kind of like teddy bear like lines on her face oh no I hate I hated that mom the one that looks like a skeleton

maybe yeah oh the older mom with the gay son there's a couple gay sons on the show there's like two or three gay yeah one of them is just completely there which is like how of course that would be so hard to break the news to your mom when she's like

I just got accepted on Milf Manor I sent them a photo of you yeah they're like oh yeah they have their nails are painted They're wearing pearl chokers. They're, like, wearing their mommy's hoodie at night, you know. We got a complete sidetrack. We were watching Milf Manor because I told, he brought this up during breakfast,

and I was like, oh, that's funny. Did I remind me of the story that Patrick told about you watching Milf Manor in your place with your girlfriend and Patrick's girlfriend? Yeah. It was mostly driven by them, by the way. I will say I was very entertained. This is a judge-free sound. Okay, yeah.

you're talking about decadent and delicate. I will own it. By the way. Decadent and delicate. So, and you do say that one of them is Rex. And then Patrick walks in and he said, oh, that guy's Rex. And the U.S. all left. It's so funny.

Which guy? No, y'all are not deep enough into the show to meet him. He's the one who replaces the Jersey, the Jersey mom and son. Yeah. So we put it on because me and Camer, like, we, for sure, if they, if you both said the same thing, we thought like, as soon as we see him, we were going to know. no it's it. And we're like, looking for him, like, this one's gay. This one's black. No, no.

He's. All right. Pull it up on the phone. Pull it. Pull it up. Yeah. Pull it up. And you'll be like, this is Rex. It is Rex. And he does a demonstration of how to eat pussy in front of everyone. That's so awesome. Do you know what his name is? I don't know. Like he's the

one who did it. I don't know anyone's name from that show. That's okay. Here's how you eat pussy. I couldn't even show you. I wanted to. I don't know how. Holding court during dinner. They're like,

by the way, guys, this is how you eat pussy. Hand me that apple. Spitting all over the place. Tell me when you see him. Oh, keep going.

That one's a gay one. Yeah, it's a gay one, yeah. Also, a so young son might be gay. I don't think it's, jury's out on him.

I don't think he's, I think he's hot. Jimmy? Yeah, Jimmy. He's a hot. He's not a hot one. Jimzo. Jimzo, bro.

Jimzo dude I would if I was around Honestly if I was in the manor And if I was like dude Imagine because they have to They had better have a cleaning crew Because you know nasty stuff is going on If I was in that milf manner

I was a cleaning crew I was a janitor Straight up I would fold On the janitor crew I would fold If any of those mills Or two of those sons approach me I'm folding

Well that's the problem Two sons or one milf. Two of any of the milfs or two specific ones of the sons Well that's the thing

They get the ugliest True of all time So the milfs are not in I will say On the show There is only One implied

instance of sexual contact In the entire thing Which is like What the fuck Like y'all Yeah Yeah

And the handsome Spanish guy Oh yeah They fucked They fucked in a hotel They like go off Off the

Off the property Yeah they just leave Yeah they just leave No, no, they win it. No, no, they win, they win. And he, like, gets to pick and they go fuck. And then... Wait, how do you win?

How do you win? I don't fucking remember, dude. I really do not remember. This is, like, episode seven or six, maybe. It's like, it's kind of deep into the show when it happens. Yeah, I have to watch, like, a, like, a YouTube, like, video essay about it to, like, no, what's up. I was expecting just complete fuck, like, fuckfest the whole time. And it was not at all.

And I was kind of disappointed with how gross it is. Oh, women? Yeah, I wanted to see 19-year-old boys fuck 50-year-old women. That's what I wanted to see. Honestly, a lot of the milfs are a little disappointing. There's maybe one or two milves that are pretty hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I think what is, the explanation for that is, like, how, why on earth would a hot woman say yes to doing this show? Exactly, yeah. And also, it probably strokes your ego to be cast as a milf on something. Yeah. You know. No, that is, that is a situation. I don't know if they necessarily knew the name of the show before they got

On the first episode, they were like, this is just like a dating camp. No, no, no. They all knew what was happening going in. They knew the whole thing. You can tell they're all bad actors. And they're like, oh, I didn't even know that you guys were going to be here. It was like, they were weird out. But if I saw my mom, I would be like, whoa, what the fuck?

Oh, I would just be like, oh, what? My mom's here? What the fuck? Where's my mom here? No. It's my mom here. Personally, me, I'd be playing. Valor in my room the whole time.

That's right. Get the fuck out of here, Mom. I don't care of it. I don't care. It's trying to get fast. That is actually what I would do. It's the only way to handle it. Yeah. It's time. Dinner's ready.

Leave it out the door. Leave it out of the door. I don't need it. I hate this matter. I'm not hungry. Do you think they get them that option? Like, do you want to take your PS5 if you want? No.

No. They want you to mingle. They want you to rub and mingle. Honestly, the. The real version of the men, or if you did it with no cameras, would be, it would actually be... It would be a ton of guys playing Madden and 2K. It would be seven guys playing 2K in the living room every single day. Yeah.

And even... Yeah. And the mom's cleaning up and cooking. Yeah. Yeah. And they're just like talking about their sons. They're like getting a little bit competitive about who's the best at 2K by the end of the... And the moms are who's the best at cooking and who's the best at cleaning.

Yeah, they just take turns. They have a chore chart going. They're doing their whole thing. Yeah, the sons don't do any of it. They don't take the trash out. Of course not. No. There's sons.

I'm not taking the trash out. I'm playing 2K. If I show up in Milf Manor, God forbid. If I show up in Milf Manor, that is what I'm doing. I'm unionizing the sons instantly. All we're doing is playing video games. I don't give a fuck about this show at all. The only way we can win is to not play.

Yeah. I think that's true. I do think that is the only way you win that show. I mean, it's, I mean, the only way you win is to not join in the first place because it's the most embarrassing thing you can do. It is crazy. It's so embarrassing. There's winners and losers on it. I mean, no, there's not.

There's not winners and losers. You said if someone won. No, they won like, they got, they all picked, like, he had the most votes for people that liked him. So he gets to pick, like, which one of these women does he take to fuck in a hotel room? And he picked, he picked a woman that. that he was going to have the highest chance of fucking. And then he went and fucked her. And that's it.

And then at the end, they just all hold hands and are like, are we going to keep seeing each other? And then maybe the guy says like a haiku that he wrote. We also watch, on that same trip, we watched some Jersey Shore, first season Jersey Shore. That show is fucking crazy. Yeah. That show they are having sex in the first episode.

Yeah, that's a real. last show. That's like completely unscripted. That is an insane show. It's so good, man. Yeah, it's really, really good. Also, I mean, they're still popular. Polly D. Polly D. is still, he's still doing his thing.

He does DJ sets in Atlantic City like every day. Yeah, and he had like a Vegas residency and shit. Like, they I love the reveal in that episode of the men are doing. How to where Polly D is at Spring Break. Yeah. That's like one of the, one of my favorite moments

It's so cool. Polly D is a man. Yeah. I love Polly D. We got to go to the Jersey shore. We got to go. And A.C. I've been to A.C.

I mean, there's a wall burger that I want to go to. No, you guys are stupid. Me and Caleb will be in a pit house. You guys didn't. Yeah, but we didn't do it right. I mean, that's definitely true. We didn't win. You got to go in the summer.

Y'all were describing your trip to A.C. And you're like, we all got way too drunk and we were all so hung over. and we hated our lives. And then we went to AC. We brought your brother. Yeah, he's a complete downer. Well, no, he was just talking too much about like, yeah, he's a complete.

Jack math. Yeah, he's a complete downer. And then y'all being like, we're all way too drunk and hungover. We have to leave. And he's like, I'm just getting hot. I just got hung up my table. Yeah, it was like a three hour drive. It was nine o'clock.

And he's the only drunk one. He's drunk off rum and coke because he just started drinking two months. months ago. Yeah. And he was like, if I'd say to that table, I would have made $800. Yeah. Do you remember when you and I sat at that one slot was like a Chinese dragon slot with a huge screen? I love those. And I hit like seven bonuses like back to back and then just up the bet and lost everything before we went to lunch. No, I have so many memories of just staring at a screen in Atlantic City. It's hard to parse which ones are which. right yeah that's the first place ever had a martini oh how'd you have it uh i just i ordered

it on a oh just a martini yeah okay okay and it came in a plastic cup with oh vodka like james bond i didn't i don't think they let you choose no you just order martini on the button i'm not feeling like i'm gonna enjoy the drinks in AC the drinks are not good it'll be like rum and coke for me i bet okay so Vegas is, of course, way better than they see. Yeah. But Vegas is fantastic. Vegas is like, Vegas is basically Disney World.

Yes. Yeah. You have every. Vegas is manicured. It is engineered. Yeah. To extract money from you. Um, to get you drunk and high and ready to lose your money.

Yep. Um, and I'm ready. I'm ready to go back. Vegas actually has good food and stuff. I, I didn't drink when I went to Vegas. So that is horrific. I was just like completely high out of my mind the whole time. and I didn't gamble barely at all.

I didn't care for gambling. Speaking of about drinking, this is somehow the worst of the three. Yeah, I agree. I don't really like it. This is very, this goes down easy. Yeah, it goes down easy,

but I don't like the taste. It has something weird. It's got a bit of funk on it, and it's not a good funk. And I think I'm going to die. And it's got a bit of a bugger type of vibe to it. It could be exploded Rex's hair. It can completely explode at Rex's hair.

You look drunker than you did when you walked into this. Yeah, surely. Okay. Yeah. You look messed up. You wouldn't know. You crushed this. The struggle. Jesus Christ.

Do we have a, uh, something to, oh, something to open this with? Do I need to go out and break it on the wrought iron fence? Um, we have a bottle of, somewhere, but I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, we didn't even talk about that. Should I go? I don't think we need to talk about it. You're going to show it. I don't want to show my cock on.

camera. My cock is kind of poking out. Like, it's, it's right in my cockle area. Look at my... Those are my nuts, right there. That's not your nuts, yeah. It's a hole. Well, just down there, I'll do it.

Just know we got here and... We needed something out of... He had to jump a gate to get something for my wife. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. So Caleb's wife was like, I want those chairs. And I was like, I'm not getting those fucking chairs. And then I see Rex. look at the fence and suss it out like can I jump over this fence and he clearly decided no and as soon as I saw that I was like I can jump this fence right now and you got you paid the price and well I had the the super hops and I jumped over the fence you pay the paper one vertical you know I could have played it in the NBA of course you know it did make it unscathed the first time but the first time yeah fine second time just complete blow out and my shorts are in tatters

And now you're going to stand up right there Like my dick is just Hanging out of my shorts right now It's just your balls, relax My dick and my balls, dude Everyone knows you have balls, bro No, stand in the middle Down, those are some CCS shorts

Yeah, I've ever seen them The tightest shorts of the tightest shorts of all the time Gap shorts, I will say they lasted seven years So pretty damn good You buy it when you were eight They're small They're small shorts They have small shorts

Small shorts. I just, I just, I just tore them again. They just hit their best buy date, right today. You gonna go buy shorts tomorrow? Yeah, we're going to Manhattan to buy shorts with Annie. I have to work a double. All right. We'll give you some shorts.

Double what? Double whammy? A double shift. Oh, okay. I'm bartending brunch, and then I'm, you all, you all don't care. What time are you off? What time are you off? Say what time you're off?

Like 9 p.m. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. Back to the original cast. No more distractions, except for the stock. Hand him keys so you can pop the bottle. When we were on tour, I opened, I was really drunk,

and Pierce handed me a bottle to open and he was like, can you open this with keys, I can't do it. And I opened it and I tore one of my knuckles clean off of my hands. Oh, I think I remember that. It was the most disgusting injury I've ever had. Here, yeah, I can open them with keys. He says he can open them with keys. No, like I said, I haven't done it since then.

Rip my knuckle off my body. Yeah, I think I remember seeing you with like a fucked up, fucked up knuckle. Where are you going? Where are you going? Okay, nasty. Farting? Disgusting. There's a bathroom right there.

If you fart in the bathroom, you are a girl. Or it's Thanksgiving. Those are the two options. I think Rex can't feel like, by the way. He cannot open this beer. I just got to keep going. Yeah, it'll be open and the episode will end. Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, I don't know. We're still up to finish these, and these are a completely disgusting. I mean, we've got to finish these. Come on, guys. What's our runtime? We're at an hour two. Yeah, let's go for an hour 30. Come on.

I'm going to go for like an hour 20, but I don't, these are like terrible. Yeah, I didn't like him. Yeah, and it'll take an hour 20 more for him to open all the highlights. No, we just need to unlock. lock the door and bang them on the raw iron. No, that's not worth it. For high life, dude, I'm not doing that. High life are pretty good.

Oh, my God, it's open. Oh, my God, it's open. Yeah, open them all. Just in case. No, we don't need that. That's great. These keys are not going to work anymore. We got completely kicked out of our Airbnb, sort of.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll finish with that. You want to talk about, first of all, the demons, how they live in the place. You have a haunted Airbnb? Yeah. So we're going to attack by either by both. Ghost, demons, and cops.

Yeah, all three. You can talk about the ghost and the demons part, and I'll talk about the cops if you want. Okay, so there's like a sewer grate in the basement. Speak into the microphone. That just makes noise, like bubbling noises. Okay. Like demonic, just like, bloop.

That's demonic? That doesn't strike me as demonic. No, I'm very well versed in the demonic, and that's not demonic at all. Hardly demonic. evil noise. Bloop. You think that's what

that keeps you up at night? Bloop. No, that's a water level. No, no, no, that's not bad. That just means the poop sewer is really close to where y'all are staying. So, first of all, it's directly beneath a nail salon.

I feel like people should know that. Yeah, it smells like acetone. Yeah, it does. They're just dumping chemicals. Yeah, we're smoking fumes 24-7. Yeah. Then there's like a sewer that runs directly on that.

It's a two-story Airbnb where one story is completely blocked off on both sides. So it's completely illegal to stay down there, which is why the cops have been coming. Okay. Because according to... According to the cops. No, according to the guy that runs the Airbnb, who's been my best friend and calling me... The real estate gangsta. Yeah, the real estate.

The real estate. The PSN name. They logged in the PlayStation. Add him on PlayStation. His PSN name is the real estate gangst. The real estate gangsta. E-R or A? Yes.

Overwatch 2 and Mortal Kombat 10 and I think Destiny 2 if you're gonna play some of those games You can add them Is it an ER? Hard R or a? I think it's a gangster. I think it's a gangster. Gangsta. Yeah. So you keep showing Rex.

There was a... The people who were in there before us had a party which is why there's a sign on the door that says no more than seven people parties not allowed. It says no parties. Yeah, no parties. Talk to the mic. Take the mic. I have to be that close. Yeah, I got to talk into the mic.

You have to be like, yeah, you can like, you can angle it. I need to kiss it. Look, put your hand on it. Make love to the mic. Come on. Yeah, there you go. Don't be shot. Don't put two hands on it.

Please don't do that. Yeah. Put two hands on it. Yeah. Bro, it's going to burn it. Yeah, I'm rock hard. I can't finish this, by the way, in good conscience. You have to, it's killing you.

You don't need a good conscience. Big, come on, big, big, big, you're a big man. You're a big man. Man, come on. I'm drinking you under the table and you wait twice as much as me. Come on, man. You are an alcoholic and you work at a bar. That is not even true at all.

I also smells like shit. Not even true. There was a party there and someone who lived above the apartment called 311 and complained. And that's what's happening. Okay. They're persecuting the real estate gangster for being so dope and so fly. This is, of course, according to him. Yeah.

So the second day we're there, which is Tuesday, cops show up and they're like, Julio, first of all, Julio's not American, so he doesn't understand the law, which is that, like, cops are like vampires. You have to invite them inside. They can't just come in. And somehow, whenever the cops come, only Julio is ready to answer the door, right? Twice. Yeah.

They love me. I got coppers. I got copperous. Copper is. Copper is. Yeah. So the cops come 10.30 in the morning on Tuesday. Julio, of course, invites them in.

Yeah. Big. They're asking for sugar. Yeah. Oh, come in. They're friendly. What I'm going to install. One of a visualization.

They're like, okay, let me take some pictures in here. This is a 10.30 in the morning. So they take some pictures and I'm like, what the fuck? Why did you let these, you know, in my head, I'm thinking, why did you let these people inside? But outside of your head, you're like, oh, hello, sir. Hello, sir. Can I shake your hand? Good officer?

It's so nice to have you in my home. Anyway, they come in and they take pictures of everything. They're like checking out the windows in Julio's bedroom. They're checking out the door outside of mine. They're like, can we go downstairs? And I'm like, you know, fuck it. They're already here. Fuck the guy over.

Let them go downstairs. So they go downstairs. They take pictures and they come back over and they're like, all right, we'll be in touch. Oh, no. We go and record on Tuesday. yeah we get back there's a sign on the door it's a summons for the building owner like god we're like okay so I send all the info to the to the guy on Airbnb and he calls me and he's like yeah don't let them in if they come again

and I'm like first of all I'm not your friend you're fucking ripping me off for a room I'm not gonna protect you yeah retard anyway so because this is funny this is a funny train of events because I didn't get to go to Fogo to Chow. Yeah. I leave the apartment to go to Chachapacee Moss. So it's my fucking flow. So I go to Cachapace Moss. I go and walk there. And Julio wants some ice cream so I stop and get some ice cream and he calls me. He fakes me immediately after buying the ice cream and like, why are you outside? Why are you outside? Tell me

right now why you're outside. There's no reason you should be outside. They were streaming. Why are you outside. He's like, I have a surprise for you when you get home. I have such a surprise. So I get back and they're like, take a look. Notice just says vacate immediately. This premises is

imminent danger to human life. Parallus to human life. Parallus to human life. So I just wanted to scare him and he got scared and he was like what the fuck and I immediately saw him go for his wrong. I don't want him to come to the realty gangster right now. Don't show him he's being flying. Yeah, he's probably fucking a bitch. He's getting hose. Yeah. Yeah.

So I'm like, no, no, it's just a joke. It's not that big of a deal. So on my P of E, I'm in the basement, Rex leaves with the keys. I hear him take the keys. He didn't tell me to get the keys. I hear him to take the keys. He's jingling. He leaves.

I'm playing seldom. I'm streaming it with Cam. We're having a fun time. We can't hear the game, which is really annoying. And I hear the doorbell, the door ring. It was like, oh, that's probably, maybe Rex, but I don't know why he would ring it because I heard him take the keys. and me and Camerley joking like

what if it's the cops dude what if it's the cops and I just walk up so like oh baby it's the cops and I opened the door and sure enough small white guy with the badge I'm like ah fuck

I do think it's funny y'all keep saying it's the cops these are firefighters these are firefighters and you guys are like they're marshals they're the cops oh no

any theory conspiracy is in here every the two times the cops showed up the fire cops showed up to our house, the tagelon, the Robin, was an Asian guy which is really weird to me. I'm looking into it. That's really weird to them.

I'm looking into it. Yeah. The fire marshals are almost homeless people when you see them. I've seen them. They have so much shit on their body. They have weird beads hanging from them. I will say, they look weird as fuck. They're just like boy scouts. Yeah, they

look like boy scouts with like I don't know, like fucking weird I don't know how to describe it. The second brigade, the second pair of cops that showed up, the lead, the white guy, he spoke like a mouse and was smallest a mouse. Yeah. And it was really funny. They're so weird.

It's so weird. So I'm like, yeah, what's up? Yeah, what's up? Yeah, what's up? It's like, yeah, he's going to put the stickers up in here and downstairs. I'm like, okay, coming in, my friend, my cop friend, and I let him in and I'm like, oh, fuck, I'm streaming. And the way I'm streaming is like so fucked up.

This is the one thing where I had to start the stream off. I had to like show my OBS like on the on the on the on the big TV to like see the game because all the fucked up shit that the MacBook is terrible so you could see like the stream you can see on my funny little like overlays you could see if someone subscribe you'll be like uh what's the stock canal simpson gamer simpson gamer and like a funny video and you can see my webcam on it and I was I was like I don't want the cops to walk through me like yo what the fuck is going on here because it would be funny but I you know it would be funny but I You would have been on live stream fails. Yeah. So I just thought it was way funny if I just went downstairs and I said to camp, it's the cops. And then I go, I get really close to the camera. You got swatted. I go, if it's the cop. And I close it. I ended up. It was really dramatic and really funny to me. And they showed her if they come downstairs, they're like, yeah, this is fucked up. Basically, you cannot cook, you cannot bathe or sleep

downstairs. And that's it. Wow. And if we if you catch your sleeping downstairs, we're going to rest you. I'm like, oh, okay, that's beast. I was like, but can I stay here? They're like, yeah, you can hang out of here. I was like, oh, okay. Can I just finish my stay and, like, sleep upstairs? Yeah, that's fine.

Just, like, complain to Airbnb and I'll give you a different. I'm like, oh, okay, my friend. You love them. Yeah, and then the second, the Asian guy, the, the Robin, you like, look at a clearly fake decoration, like pay fun on the wall. It's like, oh, shit, this didn't work? I'm like, no, I'm like, oh, okay.

They just leave. And they found the no party's fine thing really funny. And I was like, yeah, and the guy who wants this, it's a DJ. What's the deal? And they're like, that's funny. He's got copriz. They want, you do have copriss. He would be perfect on the ride-along.

Wow. I do think copriz is equivalent to L-Riz though. It's basically L-Riz. No, it's not in New York City. It's exactly one situation. We have the highest cops in the world. Y'all support cops, can be me. When you're a foreigner, you have to have coprists.

That's true. That's true. As a white man, I can have, like, I don't talk to police. You can have opinions. Thank you. I'm, I'm like this. I can't do anything. You want to get handcuffed instantly.

No, that's not true. I actually like handcuffs. I've always wanted to be handcuffed. You should say that to them. Yeah. Actually, can I have you guys? Can you guys handcuff me as a joke? It is funny, y'all saying this, like, when I pull up at your Airbnb now with the summons.

There's so many shit on the wall. I'm, like, standing there waiting for you all to open the door for me. There's nothing for me to do but read the summons. And it's like, if you enter, you will be arrested. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, can I go in? Is there like a stakeout? Are they going to arrest me?

Like, what the fuck? Our plan is to get Airbnb to give us her money back. But we're not just, we're going to completely stay there. Yeah, we're going to stay there until, yeah. And then just completely complain. Real estate. Gangsta, sorry. He is not a patron.

No, you're fine. No, no, no, no, you're good. No, but I think you would fuck with his vibe. I, listen, I've been to his apartment. I like his funk-o-bops. I like the fact that he has a... Metal at symbol. I like that he collects the Closite Azul.

Yeah. You know, he has the... Have you seen the paintings in my bedroom? No, they fire. It's like a wizard with a huge telescope and then like a squire. He has impeccable taste. I mean, the supreme sticker in the bathroom, that's fire. Isn't there, like, last year, like a hellraiser thing in there?

I think that might be in his room. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. There's, like, a big misfits post of that camp found cool. Yeah. One really cool horror thing in Julio's room is the light just flickers. And it's funny because last time we were here, we sent Annie to that room.

And she was like, yeah, I'm getting, like, psychic damage here because this light keeps flickering. And I'm going to really hot in this room. And it's, like, horrible in here. Oh, yeah. And we're like, oh, yeah, whatever. And then we come two years later It's still flickering And though the Airbnb is clearly in disrepair

Has not been looked at And shit's like coming off the walls And the real estate guy says just like Yeah man, it's completely fine Don't worry about it He's chilling in fucking He's in Turks and Caicos He's got a New Jersey number

Oh my damn That's evil So Julio's been talking about like demons So last night I couldn't sleep It was so hot in the room I had to like strip down to my underwear Yeah

And even then I was still like sweating and I'm from Arizona it takes a lot to make me sweat like that I couldn't breathe I was like having like trouble breathing I was sweating as thematic

yeah there was just like noise all the time just like constantly scratching scratching that's a demonic noise you open to the bloop I hate that I hate them scratching This scratching is, fucks my head so much.

He doesn't want to admit it, but there's rats in the walls. I think it's a dog. No, it's not a dog. That's the most Mexican shit I've ever heard in my life. It sounds like a small dog. No, it's fucking rats. You guys have dogs in your walls in Mexico. We have dogs on our ceilings most days.

Most days. Okay, let's finish. Yeah, I can't finish it. We're going to end up the podcast. Thank you for joining us. You have to finish it. Oh, wait. I just finished it.

I just remember. Oh, wait. Let me see how much is left. Hold on. No, no. Come on. Oh, my God. There's a full beer.

Holy shit. So bad, dude. All right. Thank you for joining us. This will happen again. Maybe at some point. Maybe. Thank you for joining us.

Bye. It was really great. Goodbye. Bye.