Podcast About List - Ep. 1 - The About List Podcast

Episode Date: December 24, 2018

Can't believe we started a podcast today!

Podcast About List Become and co- Penis That can't be the first thing we ever say on the podcast. That can't be. You can't say penis. You cannot say penis. That is fucking crazy.

What? That it cannot be the first. I was nervous. You can't forever now. No one's going to like it. I mean, who knows how long this podcast will go. But forever, for as long as it does, the first word ever uttered on this goddamn show is going to be penis.

What, you guys are saying it, too. We weren't saying it too. You're saying it right now. We're saying it now because we're reprimanding you. You can't start a podcast reprimanding. Okay, that's not. Whose name is Cameron, by the way. Oh, yeah, I guess we should introduce ourselves.

Yeah, I guess I'm freaking Caleb. Yeah. I'm a guest. You know what? We had you on as a guest originally, but you should just join the show. That's a good idea. Yeah. That's how that's the kind of bad way to do.

Yeah. You're like pretty much the most useful. At this time in 2018, you're pretty much the most useless person I know. So, yeah, you might as well just join. That's just, that's kind of how we, that's, yeah. We like to just create guests and a host. That's kind of how we roll at two fly guys. Two fly guys.

I don't know. I'm rethinking the name now. You don't like two fly guys? Well, I guess now it doesn't make sense. I mean, it doesn't make sense at all. I mean, if you ask me, I think it still makes sense. There's two fly guys for sure. Oh, yeah. One.

And a one guy fly. Yeah, one guy who can fly. One guy's fly is down. Yeah, it's yours. No, it's not Cameron's. No. It's closed. Guys, I fucking, I'll say one thing.

I am so happy to be podcasting with you guys. But then also, 2018, this is going to be the best year ever. Yes. I have a strong feeling that the midterms are coming around. Are they? Or maybe they already happened? I'm not really up to date on political stuff like that. I think, well, yeah, at this point, in 2018, I think I'm very political.

Yeah, I'm worried that there's maybe some fucking. fucking ghool about to be elected. Oh, bloody hell. Oh, in two years. Yeah. It's probably going to be fucking Hillary. Who do you think is going to? I hope so.

Loki Hillary. God willing, it's Bernie. Yeah. Sanders. I shouldn't specify. Dude, he is actually legit. Yeah. It's true.

I backed that fool like nobody else, bro. Uh-huh. Bernie. And I definitely, and when the election comes up, I definitely will not forget to vote. Yeah. I will definitely go out in Massachusetts where we all live and I will vote for him. What about the Bernie cast? If we're not doing too.

I don't think a political thing is our slant. I don't think that we could... I'm politically crazy, though, and slanted to the leftist orientation. Sometimes maybe you're a little bit too crazy with your political stuff. Nah, nah, I'm pretty normal. Let's make a pact right now to pull back on the politics and never do any politics again. We won't get political. I'm with you guys.

So this could be maybe the non-political. So what do we call the fucking podcast? non-political... What if we call it, like, three shitheads? No. Why? That's kind of putting their cells down. Three dickheads.

I don't think anyone want to listen to three shit heads. Or like dumb-dums with microphones. What if it was three? What's wrong with dumbedums with microphones? That's funny. Three dummies. It's not a good name. But dumb-dums with microphones could have a cover art

where we are holding dumb-dums like the lollipops like microphones. That is fucking dumb. Oh, shit. Dumb-dums with microphones. Or dumb-dums as microphones. What if we did? three orny dickads. Three orny dickets.

Well, it's like, or an apostrophe, no, like, I'm fucking ony. Ornery? Three apostrophe, O-R-N-Y. Oh. Dick, apostrophe, E-A-D-S. We're not really British.

Three-oh, well, that could be part of the joke. Okay, yeah, what about like a... All right, then let's do a whole British podcast right now. What's your attitude about... I've got no attitude. You have a British attitude? I have a really dry attitude. Three only dick ads?

Yeah, wait. tell if you're joking you're not you're acting so fucking dry to me i's not dry i've not become dry i don't know how to parse this is he being fucking is he joking with me or being oh my god that's a good name parse this oh shit middle finger blared out yeah pars unknown wait but then they won't oh parse unknown parse unknown pass unknown pops with three four dines don't pause this what don't pause this is good pussy taste testers pussy tussie three We don't have to dribbling gash. You know, you think it's funny now because we're in college,

but in a couple of years that'll sneak up on you and you're getting trouble. No, no, no. There's no, it will never age poorly to be nastily sexual. Three pussy dribblers. But we shouldn't name it like racial talk or something like that. I have a feeling that in the coming years, racial humor will become more and more a faux pa. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. We said we wouldn't get into politics, but once burned. Bernie's and is a word pestiche and probably once and I honestly though I think

that what I'm hoping my predictions I feel like by 2020 or 2021 I think that millions of SJWs will die

in 2020 that is going to be sad as fuck for like at least hundreds of thousands of people so us three we're in college

right now we're completely SJWs do you think that maybe we'll always be SJWs or maybe we'll flip and become

anti SJW I don't don't know. I don't know. I'm really, I'm really into rights. I'm really into rights. I like rights too. Amendments. Amendments. I fucking love amendments. I've always been to consider myself on the side of rights, but I'm starting to kind of slide backwards into kind of hating rights for people. Do you think that maybe, I don't know, like, woke culture will go too far in the future and people will get, uh, it'll people start becoming post-woke. People, here's something. Here's

A little something I have been working on in anticipation of us starting a podcast, which we're just doing is a little saying. Yeah. Which is that people are so concerned about human rights, they're not paying attention to global warming, which will leave no humans left. Holy shit. So that's a pretty good example of something that I will go back on in a year. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here's the other thing about that is we've promised already no political crap.

That's not political. That's human interest. or human society. Human nature. That's humanity. That's like philosophical. Oh, okay. Okay.

I didn't learn that word yet. I'm in third grade. Yeah. Man, I fucking hate third grade. I know. It sucks. Bro, this shit sucks, man. You never see the teacher bend over

and her big fanny goes in your face when they're... Jeff the teacher, bro. I don't want to talk about... I don't want to talk about her... What kind of sexual fucking teacher you have? You got a denim, a tight denim skirt? Not a tight denim skirt.

You know what I'm talking about? Your teacher ever bentover? It's got a cheerleader out of that? It's got an apple embroidered on to the front. Dude, I... She's got an apple embroidered into her body. I fucking hate my teacher, Mrs. Linda Cardalini, as Velma. I hate my fucking nanny Vicky.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nanny McPhee is a bitch as well. Actually, I honestly, when I was a kid, I honestly watched... A bitch's tooth is weird as suck. It's pro-chito. When you guys saw Nany McPhee when you were a kid...

I never saw it. You never saw it? You know what she looks like. I don't remember. But you were a little bit like she's... a butterface and she's stacked. Who? Nanny McPhee. She's a little stack.

She's got a butt like a shelf. I mean, honestly, it's more like a butter tooth. I think it's really her tooth. She's the problem. Also, also her wicked. Butter mole's soul. Yeah, some mole soul. I mean, now, if you're saying would I rather beat it on Nanny McPhee?

Would I rather hit that Nanny McFanny? Or would I rather hit that, what's that other bitch that used to be Nany McPhee but was hot? Amelia Bedelea? No, the fucking ho who went up the... Miss Doubtfire? The bitch with the um... The bitch with the umbrella.

You know I hate Mrs. Doubtfire. No, you don't. She looks too much like Robin Williams. Why? She's just, what do you mean why? God cursed her. What is the name of the... Why can I remember Nanny McPhee?

And I can't remember the woman with the umbrella. Lyle, a crocodile. You better shut up and tell me the right answer. What is her name, man? I'm freaking out. I'm fucking bugging right now. You know, though. I don't believe it.

You guys both know. Mary Poppins. Fuck you and fuck you. Fuck you guys, bro. You won't help me out. That's the how we're going to start this podcast is I'm out there I need a life raft

I need a tube I need an inner tube If there's one thing That I know It's that people don't like it When somebody Just makes a bunch of references And I vowed to never

Ever do that And I won't even reference Mary Poppins You won't even tell me When I need you to though That's fucked Because it makes me look like A know at all

I make references You know why I make references Why? Because I does what I like And I likes what I do What's that from? That's a reference to Mary Poppins.

Oh, shit. I didn't know that. So you're some kind of fucking Poppins head. You know everything about this movie. I know a lot about it. No, you don't. Yeah, it came out in 1932. That's some bullshit.

You're a fucking liar. You don't even know her name. How do you know? I do know her name. Mary Poppins. I was testing you. Fucking know what all is. You were acting like a know-it-all again.

Damn. I knew that you would know the correct dancer. I don't even know her middle name. What do you guys? Do you guys have a comb, Man, I got shit in my hair. Yeah. Yeah, here you go.

Thank you, man. Oh, God. So there's gum in your hair. Yeah, there's a bunch of shit in my hair. Oh, man, I'm fucking pulling my own hair out with this fucking got out with the comb. Yeah. Let's just use a different comb. You guys ever use a comb and, like, half your hair comes out when you do use it?

Isn't that fucked? Cameron, do you ever do that? More like a hairbrush, though. Yeah. Yeah. Hair brush will do that. If a comb's doing that, you should ever get in the shower and your hair. Your hair is just falling all over the place?

I don't know what that is. From my... From your head. Like your hair is falling over the place? I guess I'm a no-it-all. Yeah, you are a no-it-all. Yeah. I hate your know-it-all ass.

Dan. I'm a playboy. Yeah. In 2018. You're a playboy? I'm a millionaire playboy. You're a Play-Mobile. No, that will be in 2019.

I will get into Play-Mobile. That's a promise? That's a promise. You're letting everyone know right now. Yeah. Okay. Shit. Shit.

Man, I fucking, I don't know, guys, I've been, I've looked at the scale this morning, you know what it said? What? 350 pounds. 300, you're down to 350? Congrats, Pat. Great, that's huge. That's gigantic.

Well, that's really, I mean, that's small. That's not gigantic. That's a lot of weight. That's a big step, lots of big steps on. Yeah, you must have been taking lots of big steps to lose. You're probably taking a big step on the scale. I don't know what's happening, but I'm losing a lot of weight. really fast. At a rapid pace.

Yeah. Wow. Uh-huh. I haven't changed anything. I'm still eating a lot of hot dogs from 7-Eleven. Yeah. A lot of... The Italian job. The Italian job? Yeah. Oh, my God. And I'm still buying the DVDs from 7-Eleven when you're in there getting the Italian job in hot dogs. Oh, yeah. Drinking a monster... They're coming out. I learned this recently. Tell me.

They came out with its monster energy gronk. Grank. Grankowski. after Rob Grokowski for a famous Patriots player. Yeah, I love the Patriots. I think they're going to win this year. I think they're going to win the Super Bowl. You think?

In 2019? Yeah. Yeah, I think he might be right. They're looking good. It's going to be really big. Yeah, they're looking very, very good. Tom Brady, that guy. Bro, said that they'll never do.

If he leaves the Patriots, it's going to, like, that would be like 9-11 for my mom. It would be two 9-11s. It would be like 9-11 in Boston. Yeah. No, that was the marathon. I feel like 9-11 and Boston's going to happen in, like, 20-24. Here's the thing about the marathon bombing, bro. Who isn't, you know what's fucked up?

Is like, imagine that's the marathon that you won, right? And it all gets, it all gets overshadowed because Mark Wahlberg. Washed in blood. Yeah. Like, somebody won that marathon and was, like, really proud of it. But nobody remembers because these fucking... Because it's Jokar. These fools.

Jokar and his brother Plokar. That's not like that. Plokoon. Goku and Glico. No. Yeah. Plow Coon is. Grito.

Don't ever say Grito in front of this guy. You know, he's a big Star Wars fan. Patrick. You like Star Wars? Big Star Wars fan. I never liked Star Wars. Yeah. Oh.

I think we should start in 2018. You never seen it? No, I actually don't think I watched the Star Wars. I think I might watch the Star Wars movies in two years. Yeah. Did you hear it? They've never watched a hundred two of them. They're coming out of the show.

A show? Yeah. John Favreau is going to direct it about a bounty hunter. Oh. A bounty hunter, why? That's not too fascinating to me. A Mandalorian. I thought those were the, uh, I thought that was the bugs.

No. Don't they make a lot of products there? I've never heard of it. What? Oh, I thought that was a country. No. You're thinking of, uh, gangis. You think of, Ganesis is a country?

No, Mandelorian? No. Oh, shit. No, I think that you convert to Mandalorian when you go to prison. Oh, yeah. I think that's what it is. That's a white kingdom. Oh.

Yeah. If you guys went to jail, which sect would you go to jail? I hope I don't go to jail. I would probably join the enlightened atheistic. I will never go to jail. I know one thing right now in 2018 is that by 2023, you will never go to jail a single time for three months. Never. Never. And we'll never have to record any sort of podcast with you through a phone, like a Max B interlude. That will never happen. It's never going to happen. Never won't. I know for a fact that's not going to happen.

Would you guys ever play like a gay-ass board game or something? A gay-ass board game. Like imagine, imagine, imagine if we made money off playing gay-ass board game. Fuck no, I wouldn't do that shit. Like what, like, sorry? Yeah, probably. What game? Yeah, or like Magic the Gathering or some fucking bullshit.

I think I'm going to hire some. Any of those like Wizards of the Coast game? Yeah, Wizards of the Coast game specifically. I wouldn't do that either. Wizards of the Coast. those are called, and my brain, surfers. How the hell they do that? Must be magic. It's wax. A lot of wax on there.

God damn it. I'm being a know-it-all again. I hope that I figure this out. I hope eventually you dumb it down. I feel like that for people who are listening to this episode one, which that's a good name for a podcast. That is a great name for a podcast. We should try that one maybe. People who are listening to this podcast from episode one onward,

I feel like you can maybe look at this and now's your chance to kind of frame it to look through this lens and frame it this way. this is maybe a story arc about a guy learning not to be a know-it-all. That's true. And maybe one guy who's trying to avoid serious prison time. And maybe another guy who has a kind of a unsuspecting issue. Some kind of issue with his facial and head hair just running at him like a bullet train. Yeah.

Who knows? Wow. That's a good lens to look at the show. Yeah. That's a good name for the show, Story arc. Stories from our friendship. What about? Story.

We could call it stories from our friendship. Bro, what about Act 1? Act 1. Act 1, scene 1. What if we call it? Yeah, we'd have to change it every time. Do you guys like J. Electronica? Conscious hip-hop?

What if we call it the prestige? The prestige? Like the movie? Yeah, people would think that the whole show's about a movie. Well, we could call it the turn then. No, because then people would think that it's about a type of bird. Wait, what is that song called? What if we call it Exhibit A?

Coast. No, that's... Exhibit A is good, actually. Now, I think about that. What do it? Exhibit. exhibit a what if we called it the black album yeah i don't think the black album that's i that's my favorite so far i think yeah it's no because it's an album it's not an album you don't make it okay then

so you want it to be called the black podcast you're saying yeah okay we could do that that works for me the black podcast yeah and it could have a good name for the and then we put in the description reference to the black album yeah true the black podcast i drop that black podcast then i Paranthetical, parenthesis, it's a reference to Jay-Z. Uh-huh. The best podcaster are live, ask about them. Yeah. The lyrics to the podcast.

What do you guys think we're going to get into over the years? I feel like, and the thing is, because we met each other like two days ago. What's gay as shit? Clothing. Yeah? I don't think I'd ever get into that. I meant, like, what are we going to get into, like, hijinks-wise? It'd be pretty gay if you even thought at some point that you considered yourself into

clothing, and that was the first thing that came to mind. Maybe Gato would spend a lot of money on a jacket. Yeah, that would be pretty good. Yeah. And we say whack. Have you seen this after pay? It's 2018, and we say whack and dope. Yeah, that's, uh, you would be seriously herbie.

Yeah. Yeah, you'd be herbie as shit. They should make a slang word for bussing. I agree. When something's busting? Yeah, we'll know, yeah, I don't know what it would mean yet, but they should be like, that's bussing, busing, bussing. Yeah.

Yeah, what, and Riz. Or no. There should be something for Riz. There should be something that the Riz should mean something. Yeah. That's a really good idea. Riz should mean, that word should mean something. We'll figure it out.

I mean, it's a first episode. Yeah. We've got a couple of years before. Story arc. Stories from our friendship. This one is called Rising Action. Or what's it called? What's the beginning called?

Rising Black Podcast. That's what we can call it. Up Rising podcast. Yeah. That's a good name. That is a good name. That's a really good name. It's a really fucking good name.

What would the art be? Because I'm, we have to make some art too. I don't know. You can just throw some shit together in Photoshop. Yeah, I guess. What about? What about a picture of us as,

and it's cartoony? Oh, and we're sitting and it's our three faces next to each other with microphones. You know, it's really good for that. If it's on a cartoon look is, it's at this app called Bitmoji.

Oh, shit. Oh, that just dropped, right? I think so. I can't remember when that dropped. It's integrated into Snapchat. Oh, right, Snapchat. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on Snapchat.

Hella. I'm on there day and night. Day and night. I just got one and I added him. He already has, I've seen his friends list. He has a lot of friends. Do you guys want to come over to my house and play the brand new fucking Sega Genesis? We could.

Yeah. It's pretty awesome. My mom, though. And my grandma. Yeah. I had to check it with my mom because I haven't been born yet. Damn, they're putting new Pokemon into Pokemon Go.

Really? Holy shit. Pokemon Go, honestly, in 2018, if you play Pokemon Go, you should be killed. Yeah, Patrick, get off your sidekick, bro. Close that sidekick. Yeah, man.

I don't want to see those punch cards again. Okay, pal. I did text my P.O. Dude, who do you guys got on your MySpace top eight? I put Little John on there. He added me back. Damn, that's cool. Yeah, I've got Terry Kennedy on there.

I've been talking a huge amount to Justin Royland. Really? Yeah. He's a legend. He's really nice, too. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think anything bad will happen to these people. And he's funny.

He's funny. They won't do anything bad. Yeah. Who else am I talking to on MySpace? Wait, Patrick, about a sneeze. Sorry, I almost had to sneeze. Oh, that's okay. Could you imagine, like, I mean, I just have, like, a cold because it's, like, the winter, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Imagine that there's, like, a fucking, like, imagine, like, a cold that was so bad. Uh-huh. It's like, I'm doing, like, fine right now. Yeah. Imagine a cold that's so fucking bad, it takes you out completely.

That would suck. You actually just reminded me of something. I don't know why that reminded me of this. It feels completely unrelated almost. But I've actually been, I've been doing some prank calls over Skype. I've been doing, and I say it gives me like a custom phone number. I set my area code to Ukraine, and I've been prank calling a bunch of Russian officials. Oh, nice.

That's funny. Wait, how did you get their number? Come fuck me, you know, that type of shit. That's good. Yeah, and I think I might do that for several years. That's a good-ass idea. Wow, yeah. And I don't know why, what made me think of that.

Yeah. Bro, I would never fucking ever get a vaccine. No, no shot. No shot, get it? That's right. You know why? Because I feel like it would make me actually mentally disabled. Yeah.

Yeah. In 2018, I am already. Yeah. Maybe it would reverse it then. Yeah, actually, though, for real, I think probably if there was some kind of vaccine, I would probably get the first one and then forget to get all. all the other ones. Yeah.

I think I might do that. Yeah, so, you know, and then it would probably be all right. Yeah. Yeah. I'd get all of them just in case of the lawsuit that comes out. I really hope in the future. That's a great point. If there was some kind of vaccine that could hurt you and you knew ahead of time,

you should get it because then you probably get a fat payout. Oh, yeah. That would be great. Yeah. Are you kidding? Do you know what I was? That's what I did? What?

You'll do? I was just thinking recently, too, just on the kind of, I really, really would love to someday wear a chin diaper. That's a great idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A diaper on my face.

Mm-hmm. I would love to... I would love to be forced to do that. I would love if there was some way that we could connect over, like, some kind of, like, maybe some kind of web system to every single computer in the world. That would be amazing. That would be cool. Because it sucks that we're just going to have to burn this to a CD and it's just gone

forever. I know. We have to hand it out in Times Square. That sucks. Yeah. Times Square, Boston, which is where we... In front of the Primark, which is brand new. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Did you guys see Black Panther this week? I loved it. Yeah, I thought it was powerful. This is really good. I'm not just talking about the powerful characters who were stronger than any other characters in the MCU. Black Panther is a lasting image in it, and he will never die. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

True. We will always be alive in our hearts. I've actually been thinking that Chadwick Boseman looks... something's up with him. I saw this really good speaking of it. I saw this really good painting called Wild Wood

just came out by Peter McConville. You're gay, bro. You look at paintings? Yeah. Bro, you a girl. It's a winter wood. I want to send you to Winter World forever. We got to decide on a name.

Yeah, okay. All right, all right. So what are we? Well, we can't be the black podcast anymore. Black Uprising Podcasts. Yeah, well, because you just did remind me that Black Panther just came out and that's people are good. That's going to be bad for SEO. We need good SEO on our name.

True. The best SEO possible. So, yeah. Well, yeah, what? What's a good? You are cordially invited to the Caleb Cameron and Patrick podcast. That sounds good. That sounds like it would work.

We're a little more casual than that. No, the vibe is. The podcast that is the best. The best. The podcast. Podcast. Bist, Bist, Bist, the Bist, the Bist. Kordelast the list.

What? Blasted plodclast the list. What? What? I don't know. What was that? There's something wrong in this room. Try that again.

Putt Kisabit list. Wait, hold on, wait, hold on. Blastin. Can I get a clean take of that? Yeah, please the bel least. Did you just say, podcast? A big it, leap. That's incredible.

That's a great name. Yeah, we should go with that. We should go with that. I also thought of an alternate name just now. I think we should call it comedy on video, just in case you ever decide to do any video stuff. And then that way, we have the budget for that. Well, we can shorten it to...

Video podcast shot. No, comedy on video, we shortened it to C-O-Vid. Not good. Not good. C-O-Vid. That's good. That's short. The only video podcast that works are like, Fire and the Kid.

Yeah, awesome podcast. Yeah, that shit's a dope. or the one with Bobby Lee and the orange man Not Trump Bad friends What do you mean the orange man is Trump Who's Trump

I don't even know who that is Donald Never heard of him man Yeah I don't even know who that is Oh you're going to hear a lot about him soon Wait are you talking about the Patrick It's 1834 We're not going to hear shit about that guy

No no no We don't even know about how Great Grandpa Trump Dundler Oh The Baron of the Land I know him, actually. You know, he said he knows Lincoln, he knows Lincoln, big Lincoln.

Abe Lincoln? Abe Lincoln, President of the United States. Wow. That's crazy. You must have met him on a boat trip. Because when you said Abe, I was thinking Abraham, like Abraham. Oh, I hate that guy. Yeah, he is, he is a wishy-washy son of a bitch.

I agree. Can't make up his mind. Yeah, kill that son. Yep. I think that we should call it Caleb Cass about his two friends. Okay. We cool with that?

No. Yeah, I'm kind of just going. I don't know. I, because I knew that we didn't have a name. I did come up with a list of like names we could use. Okay. But I don't think.

I don't want to do. Okay, go ahead. No, hold on the podcast is about a fucking list. Or it's the about list podcast or whatever. It's a list of about podcasts. The about list podcast.

That doesn't sound bad. The about list podcast. About list is good. About list. But that doesn't. it could be like dot dot dot what does that mean about list like about schmidt yeah there's something about list there's podcast about list there's that's good there's podcast about list yeah all right we're done there's podcast here let's see if it's taken fuck dude that's already taken

somebody take that somebody took there's podcast about who took it no way it's a fucking bar stool it's who's your daddy it's who's your daddy people i didn't know oh my god there's podcast There's podcast as well as they took that. Yeah. And we could have this in the cover. We could have the about, Jack Nicholson, about Schmidt. You could have the cover art

looks similar. It could be about list. All right. Well, maybe we'll just do the About List podcast. Yeah. Is that fair? There's About List podcast.

Yeah. And when I go home and I upload this, I won't fuck it up. Okay. Yeah. Remember, Patrick. The About List podcast. About List podcast.

You got it? Think of it, think of it like A, LISTS, right? I think lists is better. A-L-P. The About List podcast. Okay. With Cameron, Caleb, and P-D.

Remember? Or whatever name you want to go by. Okay. Yeah. All right. I don't think I need, no, I mean, you know me. I work at a restaurant right now. I remember in stuff all the time.

You have a fucking amazingly sharp memory, and there's no way that you'll hit your head on the way home. There's no way in hell. I'm going to hit my head. You're top of your class in college right now. I'm not going to trip over anything at the subway station and hit the back of my head really hard that I see stars. Yeah, we don't even have to worry about that. I mean, Pat, you're the smartest guy I know, man.

You're a know-it-all. You know it all. I mean, I didn't mean that derogatorily. You know everything. About-List podcast. The About-List podcast with... Caleb, Cameron, and PD. Uh-huh. P-D.

P-D. P-E-T-E-Y. P-D. All right, guys. Well, this has been the About List podcast. Episode one, we will, I guess... I just thought of a prank. What's a prank?

What if we went straight after this? So most podcasts, episode one. Episode two. Episode three. Most podcasts do-do. Episode five. Assuming they get that far. Do-D-D-D-D.

What about... What about... Then, meanwhile, someone opens up. Someone opens up Do they have podcasts on Spotify right now? Yeah. Okay.

They literally just did a fucking big-ass deal with that shit for brains, Joe Rogan. Oh, yeah. He's a total yellow-bellied. He's a coward. He's a pigeon-toed coward.

Someone opens up our the About List podcast on Spotify. They see. Oh, episode 1. Episode 87. Episode 88. Episode 89. You think we should skip right.

He's pretty good prank. Skip 86 episodes. All right. Let's do it. Well, yeah. Well, that would, I don't think it would be, it would skip an 85, right? Yeah. All right, let's do it.

Yeah, okay. Okay. All right. Well, we'll see you in 87. Yeah. All right. Until next time. Until next time.

All right, let's go.