Podcast About List - Ep. 105 - fat, arogant, miserble turd

Episode Date: July 1, 2020

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Seriously. Seriously being mean I sent the list in the chat Okay Welcome to another episode of the show Patrick had too many candy bars And he's having a sugar rush like a night He's getting hyper as hell right now

I'm gonna say it Have you guys ever heard of bionicles? Have you guys ever heard of Legos? There's this game about Lego Bionicles And it's so much fun right now I would never speak that fast He's bouncing off the walls Oh I'm going up and down

He's speaking fast son of the mask baby. I'm spinning on one chair leg and falling over and then just doing it again over and over again. You're the squirrel photographer from hoodwinked right now. The squirrel photographer? Yeah. Are you, do you mean Scrat from Ice Age?

No. No, he means a squirrel photographer. He's like a, what is he? He's a dog. Scritch is a dog. Scritch is a prehistoric. Who the fuck is Screech? That's a dog that I know.

Yeah, it's a dog. I'm familiar with. Screech from Scoot by the Bell. Yeah. Yeah, he got all those women scritched. He made those women scitched. Remember that?

Remember, did you, do you know he used like a stunt double for all the sex scenes? Really? Yeah, he did. Whoa. I got to look that up, but Screech, yeah, Screech used a stunt double. You mean Scrat?

I think Scrat was the one that did that. Yeah, Scrat. Yeah, Scrat sex tape. He used a stunt double. Screeched full movie X videos. Nice. It is user reviews 8 out of 10. That's pretty good.

Funny maybe, would he know? The thing is, though, every porn video has like a 90% thumbs up rating on every porn website. Yeah. Unless it's like really heinously bad. Yeah, exactly. Unless it's a misleading title It's like Mario fucks peach And it's not actually Mario fucking peach

You know Remove this video at once This is disgusting Yeah It's like Alison Brie fucks Donald Trump And it's just like a sad Middle-aged like Latina lady fucking an old guy

Yeah This is definitely This is not Allison Brie Allison Brie has a freckle on her left leg Honestly I'm disgusted You would host a video like this on your platform There's a whole connection's page on IMDB for Screech

and it says references. So these are the references that Screech makes in the... Oh, I thought it was like at the end of like an academic paper. No, no. But, um, so the first reference is to Zorro,

uh, the TV series from 1957. And, uh, it says in quotes, like Zorro. The second one. So, There's also a section called Spoofs, so this is kind of like the Wikipedia thing where you go and you click like the numbers and then it brings you to a different page. So it says Spoofs, Dustin hums the jaws theme as he sticks his penis out of the water in the tub.

So in references, it says, The Girl mentions the title after Dustin's Jaws parody. Is it Balls? Oh, no, but I don't think he thought of that, but I think retroactively you could tell. Balls, B-A-W-L-S. We need to message Dustin Diamond and tell him, hey, man, really loved your movie from 2006.

Well, the cover of balls would be like a... Just a pair of balls. It would just be a pair of... No, not even that. It would just be like a medical photo of balls. Yeah. Just with red...

In the Jaws font? Yeah, just red font balls. And also there's still a woman in a... Yeah. On a floaty. Hyper-detailed. Here are the last, like, two, right? One of them says the title is a reference to Dustin Diamond's character, Screech, blah, blah, blah. And then it says 24, the movie references 24, and the only reference IMDB has is it says,

I want to watch the rest of 24. And then the last one, it says, it says, it took place in real time. Yeah, it took place in 24 hours. And then this one here, it says there is a reference to Girls Gone Wild on campus too. that's naughty and it says that the every porn references that the reference is that the reference is tv star gone wild i thought it was going to be like yeah there's a there's a scene with a to topless woman yeah it's clearly a reference to any any movie that has uh i'm going to go onto i mdb and do that now like go into like some every like some arc house movie some french new wave

movie where it shows, like, some French ladies' boobs, and it's like, this here is a reference, yeah, Brown Bunny. This is a clear reference to the Kim K. Sex tape. This is a reference to Girls Gone Wild, clearly. Dustin Diamond, is that his real name? That is probably a stage name.

No, I think it's real. I don't think so. I think it's real. Yeah, Diamond is such an awesome, like, stage name to pick in the early 90s. His name is Dustin Neal Diamond. No way, dude. No fucking way. That's his name. Oh, my God.

His name is Dustin Neil Diamond. God, dude. All right, we know who we're casting for the jazz singer remake remake. Yeah. Yeah. Dustin. Oh, yeah. Did they remake the jazz singer?

They remade the jazz singer with Neil Diamond in like the 80s. Really? Yes, dude. It's so fucking weird. So crazy. Yeah, I think it's his own. I think it's his only role. Really?

Yeah, I don't even know if he... Yep, he goes full blackface. What? Yeah, dude, he went the whole nine yards for that one. Jazz singer Neil Diamond. Let's take a look at this. Oh, my God, he does. Yeah, dude.

He went, he went right into it. He jumped, he went hard. Oh, my God, dude, he did like that. I will say, I have the soundtrack. Amazing soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah, he killed it with the soundtrack. Dude, he did, he did, like, a full, like, Greg Lugatus dive into that shit.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah, he nailed it. Yeah. That's the only diver I know. Are there any other dive? Because my grandfather, he broke his ear diving. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Apparently, he dove with such force, and he had so much gravity behind him that he broke the surface tension of the water, destroyed his inside. of his ear. He was trying to listen to what the water sounded like before he landed just to make sure it was still water. He said you can hear the ocean. Yeah, right? You can hear the ocean from the top of this diving board. Yeah, and then he ear flopped. Yeah, he actually obliterated. He broke his ear because the whole pool went into his ear. All the water went inside. And now a tiny goldfish just circles his brain all day. Yeah. It actually makes them smarter. That's so, that is so funny that they fucking, they add, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,

referred to the guy who fucked the women for him in Screeched as a stunt double like like what kind of is a stunt dude what kind of evil caneval shit were you doing it every time every time I have sex I put on a I put on

a flame decal helmet yeah and a full leather suit with a cut out you know where and I'm on a drink I just I'm gonna run across the room I have a big rubber band that I've put into the doorway and I'm going to run into the hallway and I'm going to run into the hallway of this motel, and I'm going to have the rubber band launch me straight into your

pussy. I'm going to jump your vagina with a tech deck, like it's the Grand Canyon. Just go one leg down, hop it, and hit the other one. Let me, hold on, hold on. But my guy, the stuntman fell off in the middle, and he fell to his death. Hold on. I'm going to sit in the corner with my helmet on, so when they cut the, when they added it together, it'll be there for continuity. Is he, is, uh, Hey, babe, can I, can I fill your, uh, your pussy with electric eels and piranhas so I can jump over it?

I set up a dunk, a dunk tank. I filled up my wife's pussy with, uh, lava. And people have to throw a baseball across the Grand Canyon. Yeah, I'm getting, they have to hit through a hole in the Eiffel Tower and then go all the way around the world. They're putting me in a, they're putting me in a coffee. and they're wrapping me in thousands of chains, and then they're lowering me into my wife's pussy,

and I have to try to escape for 30 seconds. My wife's vagina. Do you guys remember Dustin Diamond got arrested in 2015 for stabbing someone? Yes, yeah. That's what I... I completely forgot about that. I couldn't remember if he was a, if he was a rapist or a murderer.

Yeah, he's just a stabber. I mean... Jesus Christ. Today I almost had to stab somebody to save a local business. yeah I woke up at one o'clock because you were saving call that a New York minute yeah and then I walked outside went to 7-11 came back some guy riding on his bike was like some lady was trying to make a three-point turn around he was like move you're being

fucking slow and she like kind of cut him off and he was like oh no you bitch you're not my grandmother, and then he knocked over two plants in front of this, like, Italian restaurant next to my apartment, and everybody, just, everybody in the street, just like, what do the fuck, you fucking idiot? He started singing a song and riding away, and then the owner of the pizza place, just booked it at him. And just, I, and then I just went in my apartment, but I got, I got pretty close to kind of stepping in there and going bad, man.

You almost threw a ninja star. Yeah, I almost, yeah, but, you know, I don't know what it is about this city to Just like, if you're from here, you're just a complete psychopath. Yeah. Like, just every, I think it's because you... It's the water. It's what makes the bagels so good. Exactly.

Yeah. It's, it's, I think it's because you are raised in a place where, like, you walk outside and just you always have an audience. That's your, always people watching you. Right. And so, like, this guy, and that's the worst part about this, what happened with this guy knocking over the plants. And just ruined these very expensive plants, you know, which is a tragedy. and he was yeah he definitely wasn't going to do it until he looked at me made eye contact with me and i was smiling because i thought it was funny he was yelling at this lady yeah i could see

in his head he was like i'm gonna turn this up yeah i'm gonna knock this shit i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna break something it's like a little kid you enabled him you you like he definitely wasn't old he was probably like you you poke the bear you poke the bear by doing that it's like it's like it's like when like a little kid like walks up to their parent and like kicks them in the shit and the other parent like lasts a little bit so on the kid just like like starts attacking you know what i mean yeah it's exactly like what kids do like if you if you laugh it or smile at one thing a kid does they they just keep doing they'll do well they'll do it like times a hundred oh yeah yeah yeah you know what i'm gonna hit you with the car next he had a christiano rinaldo

dude i think that might have been christiano rinaldo dude i think it was rinaldo it might have been and that's the worst thing that guy ever did is he the one wait what did he played soccer Oh, no, really? Yeah, one of the, I don't want to say greatest of all time, but... Well, I don't think he's great if he did that. He's a legend in two games, like Peewee Kirkland. Pewee Kirkland. Yeah.

Who's the, who's the fucking... Who's the soccer player that used to just, like, shave, like, all of his head, except for, like, one patch of hair right here? Like, he would have, like, it was, like, his hair. airline and he would just shave like everything but like I don't know I don't know anything about soccer all I know is that I only know about that hair cut I remember there was a soccer player who was fighting people that's the extent if I know that's I do know that in in Brazil they like cut a they cut a a a ref into pieces or something

they beheaded him really yeah dude in like I think there's video of it I think it was like an early live league video and like the 2000s some it wasn't like a it wasn't like a It wasn't like a high-level soccer game. It was like a... That makes it even better. Like a double-A game. And the... Oh, this is why they beheaded him.

I'm remembering this now. He got this ref... I wish American sports were like this. This ref got into an argument with one of the players. And then the ref stabbed the player. Oh, what? The refs stabbed the player. Dude, that would be so sick.

And then the player got Evac taken to a... hospital and then somebody called and the person somebody called like the announcer for the game and the guy on the announcer on the the intercom thing said that he was like hey that guy that the ref stabbed

he just died at the hospital and so then just everybody in the stands just like picked up the ref and beheaded him and cut him in a piece of fuck so awesome dude can you imagine just like that's That's what football should be. Yeah.

Like, stop football. They keep trying to, like, add more pads. Yeah, stop putting, stop, like, trying to add a pillow on top of a football player's head. Well, you know, you know why they don't. If you are committed to that and you're willing to make, to risk your life to make $100 million a year or whatever, the refs should be evil. Everyone should be carrying weapons. You should have an evil ref. There should be no, no guns allowed.

But if you can kill some. Yeah, medieval weapons. And no, yeah, a mace. Yeah, a mace. Each team on the opposing angel should have a treboshae Where they can once a game They can launch one a player They can put a player out of the stadium

Yeah No they can launch them into the end zone It's like playing paper football with your with your thumbs Yeah Yeah Dude and they they should let all football players do HGH But I realize that they wouldn't let them do that Because of how big your fucking head gets when you do HGH

Yeah, you get a bit, yeah, which they do not have the materials nor the money to make helmets that big. But also, actually, I think you having a bigger head, it might protect you more from CTE. That's true. It might be a good idea to create like a super soldier funco pop, like species of football players who don't even need pads. And they just hit each other with their heads like the fucking, like their drafts. Yeah. Pachycephalosaurus. Yeah.

We got to get some Pachycephalosaurus DNA. The thing is, people into the football players are named after, the Pachycephalosaurus. Yeah. That's where they're called the Packers. Yeah. I think, yeah, if you added, like, if you add it, if football in America was like, was like the Mario soccer games. Yeah.

And, like, you could use a special ability, and there was, like, a guy running around. There was, like, a dinosaur. And you could have Bowser. Yeah. Yeah, an Evil Turtle, dinosaur guy. And also an old, old man. with a mushroom for a head. I think it'd be better.

Yeah, we should make it so that the football is a bomb. Also, once a game, again, you should just get special abilities that you charge up. Each team gets a sniper. Each team gets a sniper. Has one sniper that sits on their side of the beard. 50 cow, they're already there. They already have snipers on them.

A bear at 50 cow, if you do some modifications, you could put a football in that thing. I agree. You could put a football in that thing. and launch it across the field. Yeah, hey, yeah, if Tom Brady deflated it enough. Oh, man. Hey, you're talking about my fucking boy, dude.

Hey, what the fuck? He moved to, he's playing for the, the, he's still, he's still number one in my fucking hot. Okay, Tom Brady's still number one in my fucking hot. I wish you were a real Boston guy. I wish you were into the Red Sox and shit. I wish I, my brother is. I wish I fucking understood.

You're a poster, dude. You're not a Boston guy. I am a Boston boy. I'm Boston Irish, No, you're not. Cam likes hockey at least. Yeah, I like hockey. I like hockey because they fight, but I couldn't get into hockey in high school because

of my brothers. Yeah, you're not a real Boston boy, that's what I'm saying. I've only been a one hockey game. It was a California Condors game in Bakersfield, California when I was a kid. And I went with my grandpa, my very sweet older grandpa, who older, my grandpa's older to me. My older grandpa My older grandpa

My younger grandpa My younger grandpa My grandpa are the same age It's really cool We were into a lot of the same shit But he took me to this thing And he's such like a sweet old man That we

A fight broke out And he was like, we have to leave And we just left during like the only cool part of a hockey game. Dude, I went to a couple charity games as a kid. Like my mom got like free tickets and like my dad was trying to get me into hockey so bad when I was a kid. Like my dad bought us skates and then like I was like dad, I don't want to play hockey. I want to play action figures.

Yeah, I want to play games in the backyard. Yeah, I want to play Star Wars in the backyard. I don't want to play hockey. And so they took us to a couple charity games and it was like for like childhood cancer and it was like, oh, we've got, like, Boston Bruins Legends playing, like, some fucking, like, farm league team. Uh-huh. And the whole time I was, like, trying to, like, I was, like, yelling to get, like, a fight

going when I was, like, six. At a charity game. At a charity game. Dude, that, because imagine, that would be fucking sick. It would be so sick. If somebody gets put in the goddamn penalty box for a fight in a charity game. That's like, there was a, there was a hardcore festival in North Carolina that it happened two years, and it was

a benefit for this girl's family who died of cancer. And the first year, it was fine. They raised a lot of money. Second year, second year of this fucking charity thing, there was like a shooting at the charity show. And it's like, come on, like, you know,

go to, like, go to like a school or something. Don't do this here. You know, we're all trying to have a good time. That's so crazy. Yeah, man, it's epic, dude. Oh, speak of, I, I, I had this open and it's been staring at me this whole fucking time but uh what you're i'm still looking yeah i've yeah i've been hey buddy that's a mirror we got him a new uh

asshole little thing we got a human asshole installed we got him a human asshole so he could take human shits just like a big pink asshole and like a little bit of white a white guy's skin around it where they cut yeah they couldn't they had to cut a circle they couldn't cut the store shape out they yeah well i mean we're we're gonna make them poop in the toy We're going to make him a human. We're going to make the cat a human slowly. But I've dust and diamond to fight bagel boss Chris Morgan in boxing match. Let's go.

Now I'm just thinking about if you replaced slowly every part of a cat with human stuff, you could make him a guy. Yeah. Yeah. You just couldn't do it all at once. I mean, that's literally, that's just mute two. That's true. That's true. Or that fucking, uh, from dress.

Dragon Ball. What's his name? Beiris, is that his name? His name is Mutu-2. Beer, yeah, Beiris is literally the fucker if you replace parts of him with a guy. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, Beeris is a fucker.

I mean, how many, at what point is he in just a guy? If you replace... Yeah, I feel like you could get just imagine his legs need to be longer. His little neck on top of like a human body, like the Gumbas and the Super Mario Brothers movie with John Legazamo.

Yeah. I feel like that would be a good, a cool look. He would look very cool. I honestly, sometimes I wish he was like that. But like a tiny, you wish that you had a tiny guy. You're going to wait a second. You wish, Patrick wishes he had a pet human. No.

I wish that my pet was a guy. You wish you had a pet guy? No. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. You just said you did. You want to do diabolical experiments. I wish that my pet was a guy so he could pick up his own poop.

with his hands and feed it to you I don't want him to feed it to me I just want him to throw it away You don't want him to feed it to you But you want him to throw it up and plate it Yeah You want my cat to poop on you And you do

And you want him to stink it up Have you seen the office You want him to stank it up in the office? Have you seen the office? Have you seen the office? You've seen the Michael's office Do you know the character Dwight False You know

You know Dwight You know Dwight in person False I know Dwight in real life That's yeah You don't You don't know Dwight I know Dwight in real life

Isn't that guy Rayne Wilson Like into like internet Buddhism now Yeah he thinks he has some What's it called? He's called Soul Waffle or something Yeah Soul Pancake Soul Pancake

He produced a Longmont Potion Castle documentary Really? Yeah Well I mean he's just a nerd He's just one of those nerd guys Who is like Well I think there's a dispute

But I don't know if he was doing a bit where he said like don't see the movie they said that I'm an executive producer or some type of thing where I'm not I'd have to look it up but it's like it's a very weird video I don't care he was raised in the Baha'i faith

yeah I do know he's Baha Blast faith yeah Baha Blast yeah which is basically as far as I can tell it's just basically like Christianity or Islam it's just like it's literally, it's like, uh, they think that, they think that every version of God is like just a different version of their one God. So it's literally just like they're like, oh, you know

what, uh, actually we're better than all of you guys. Like we're, we're going to take all of your shit. It's actually all about us. I think it is like a new one, right? I'm pretty sure it is. But I, but I, but it is like, it's like part like Islam, part Christianity, part Judaism. It's one of those ones where they're like, Jesus was a prophet. Jesus was a very good man. He's like, no, say he's the best, say he was the best. Say he was the best right now. Say he could beat anybody in video games. Yeah, or else I'll kill Rayne Wilson, your favorite guy.

Say he will, say he will no-scope anybody on Rust 1 v.1. Say it. Rain Wilson could not no-scope anyone on Rust. That's right. Until he turns into his alter ego. Dwight. Thunder, Dwight. Thunder Dwight.

Yeah, no, it's a very weird video. It's him in his house, and he's like, uh, This movie's a fraud. They said that I'm a producer. LPC in his house? No, no. Rain Wilson denouncing the Longmont Potion Castle movie that's coming out soon. Oh, they're making a movie?

Yeah, they were making a documentary about him. Yeah. But I don't know if he's like pretending to not do it and then like to drum up hype for it or I don't know what the hell's going on. I don't know. All I know is he's a certified weirdo. He's a certified freak. Yeah, he's definitely a creep-ozoid. Ray Wilson, you're a certified freak, and I know that because you played a creep on the office as Dwight.

Yeah. They didn't have to act at all. You're a creep, Red Wilson. What is up with Creed? I mean, I've been watching the office, and he's giving me the hebi-jeebies. He's such a freaky old man. Just get him some headphones. This guy's name should be creep. He's old.

Headphones are how you... Headphones are how you... Headphones are how you... Headphones and like... Yeah, no, just... Can you laugh at it? Can you laugh at it? I'm thinking his name should be creep.

Whoa. Can you laugh at it, though? I'm thinking... Because I'm a creed. I'm thinking that creed's the office. I'm saying, I'm with Jim and Pam. Selling paper. I'm thinking that it's...

I don't want to go to work. I just want to watch. Cameron, don't ruin this. song parody by talking. Come on, I worked on this. I just want to look at Pam's things. I just want to play with Michael. But I'm a creed, and I work here.

I'm a creed. What the hell is Stanley's name? Where did Dwight go? I'm thinking this guy's name should be creep based on the song that's being saying about him. That's probably a good idea. Do you guys want to look at our list? no let's take a look let's take a list at our look i kind of just wanted to create the rest of me and uh me and

patrick were on a harry potter r p server again and gmod last night and he was i need to we were yeah we're gonna get back on there soon he kept calling people pedophiles and there was one guy who was uh is was his name chris angel or did he just look like him no he just looked like christ angel and pat kept being like hey get away from me chris angel you're a pedophile and then chris angel cast a spell that put a rope on Patrick and dragged him across the entire map He dragged me to the Quidditch thing I've ever seen. That's how you

prove that you're not a pedophile. You cast a spell. So I um, so what I did was I went into, uh, I was on, you're on a schedule in Harry Potter RP and I went into my class that all the Slytherans were supposed to take

because I'm a Slytherin. And, uh, filthy Slytherin. I said, choose? No, you get sorted. Oh my God. Do you take a test? No, you click on the press E on the sorting hat. That is fascism.

Yep. Yeah. So, they do have a special thanks to million dollar extreme. Yeah, they do. They do have a, like, each of them by name in detention. Oh my God, that's so funny. But I went in, I said I was the teaching assistant, and I said

that, I was like, okay, well, it was herbology. or something like that. Urbology. No, no, no, it was like Muggle Studies. I thought it was stupid like that. Potions, that's what it fucking was.

But I walked in and I said, like, there have been some, and Dumbledore was following me around because he was trying to see if I was griefing to send me to detention. So I kept, every time that he left the room, I would go up to the front of the classroom

and be like, there have been some allegations levied against Dumbledore. And, and Dumbledore kept coming back into the room in the middle of Patrick's saying it. Who, wait, who is

what? There's a Dumbledore? There's one guy who was Dumbledore. There's people from them. Yeah. Who were you guys? So I was the fat kid from Slytherin. I was the fat bald kid. Oh, okay, yeah. The one who eats the cupcake and falls asleep. Yeah, his name's crab. I was crab. I was crab and I was saying I was the teaching assistant. Yeah.

Yeah. And yeah, I kept saying stuff about Dumbledore, so he would send me to detention. Did he? There was He went to detention several times. He got kicked out of detention, too. Where did they even put you? I went up there.

Dumbledore had called a meeting for the school, and then I went up, and I was like, the school has hired me to do some stand-up. And I just did, like, just shitty, like, my open-like. Yeah. We got to stop talking about that guy. Anyway, our list today is the worst people in your family. by Go Razorbacks. This is from the Discord, so thank you Hooch in the podcast about his Discord.

Thank you, for sending us this list. Oh, yeah, dude. Shout out to Evan. Evan. What's his name one there? At kind of Evan, he made like a fucking, like, sick-ass intro for the pot. Very cool, yeah. We don't know what, we can't make enough videos to use it, but it's very cool.

Yeah, it has like a porn hub community content kind of drum. drum riff going on in the background. He's got a drawing of Cameron with very long arms, which is true. Yeah, Cameron has long arms. He fucking nailed it. He nailed everything about it. He made me small. He made you Yoda.

He got to get Patrick bare feet. Yeah, he made me look very cool with bare feet. He drew my feet very accurate. I'm kind of nervous where he got kind of nervous. You've posted pictures of your feet before. I do not think I've posted pictures of my feet before. One of us has. Who knows which one?

Cameron. No. Anyway, the worst people in your family, number one is your... You guys read it because I've realized... Patrick really taken charge here. No, I've realized recently I have... I definitely have dyslexia. There's no fucking way that I was talking about this on the stream with a Serb.

But yeah, Patrick just sees a word and he looks at the first and last letter and then just makes up sounds to go in the middle of the middle. Well, yeah, that's how I've read my entire fucking life. And I've never been tested for dyslexia or anything. I think you just have extreme... I think you just have 9-year-old ADHD. I think you're just dumb. I think you also drink five monster energies a day.

And your brain can't... Your eyes can't stay still for long enough to look at a word. My eyes can't keep up with my brain. Yeah. Number one is your brother. Bliss has a lot of really good comments. This is... Should we just read through...

I want to read the really long one. Because I really like... Just read the really long one. All right. This is a really long... comment you know what i am the older brother of our family and my brother well he is the most annoying person in my whole life he always care about himself his gaming addiction and his worst obsession on some of his favorites e g tv shows music gaming etc dude i hate what my brother has

favorites and their tv shows my brothers my favorites are tv shows music and gaming some of your favorites will be implicated even i even i almost killed take out his favorites for revenge but believe me it's hard to be a big brother for him because he also physically hurt me which i don't really care about because he think i am a monster than a brother even i am doing rights for him he also sings with the worst voice in the world much worse than justin beaver his voice was irritating that he can't refuse to stop my parents won't even let me hurt him because of his rude ways i didn't hurt i didn't hurt him because i was a kind person you know my brother he is not nice he was very naive and very rude person that he cannot change

maybe his friends tate him some stupid things to him so he will going to annoy me he have no motivation whatsoever to bug me out and making such excuse that my parents will believe me he even quote touch my stuff and he gets lids of my music playlist oh fuck dude i won't forgive what he did and what he say to me why do i ever have a brother in the first place he ruined it my whole life partially. He ruined it my whole life partially. The scare quotes touch really is making uncomfortable.

Yeah. That might be like an Adam Savage thing. I don't like that at all. That's upsetting. He ruined it my whole life partially. Yeah. That's such a good ending to that. So basically, Your Honor, my ex-wife in conclusion, she had ruined my whole life. Partially.

Partially speaking. Which is why I think I'm entitled to the Xbox. My parents won't even let me hurt him because of his rude ways. Mom, I want to hit him. Let me hurt him. Because of his rude ways. You're not allowed to. He sings worse than Justin Bieber. Mom. Can I hurt my brother? Well, why do you want to hurt him? Because of his rude ways. No, absolutely not. I need to hurt my brother due to his word rude ways. He think I am a monster than a brother. My favorite syntax is like a kid trying to type like an adult.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, Like, just every, every part of it, like, using words, like, physically. Yeah. Is, like, he was like, I'm going to be, I'm, I'm making a case right now, and the cops are going to read this, and then arrest my brother for ruined, did my whole life partially. What do you guys think he means by even I almost killed, take out his favorites for revenge? Yeah, what the fuck? What do you guys mean, we think he meant by, he is not nice?

I don't know. I think it may mean that he sings with a much worse than just. Justin Bieber. Uh-huh. That's pretty nice. He does saying much worse than Justin Bieber. You know, this reminds me, do you remember that vine that was like the girl was like, if you think that parents need to stop acting like our teachers, subscribe in the comments

down below, and I will call the cops. That's what that reminds me of. I think I'm very, this makes me happy because I'm glad that kids, like middle school kids still hate Justin Bieber. Yeah. Like that is, it is amazing to me that that has survived. That's like persisted. That just like, since we were there age.

But what if this was written in like 2010? Yeah. And he just saved it on one of those, like, one of those things. Or no, like this is just a really old thing. Well, it doesn't have a date for when all these were posted. So we could just be reading like stuff from when we were like, I realized that the other day, we could just be reading like stuff from when we were in middle school. Did you guys ever do that thing where it's like,

You schedule an email to be sent to you like five years from now? No. I did that when I was like 13 or something, and then I just obviously forgot about it. And then I got it when I was 18, a couple years ago, and it just said, fuck you. And I scheduled that for five years. That's so awesome. Yeah, because you're supposed to be like, dear older me, I hate my chores, and I love Amanda. And I was just like, fuck with me.

done stuff like that for myself before like my one of my old computer i forgot that i was trying to like log into it and i forgot the password on it and i was like clicked on the hint button like to see what if there was a hint for the password and the hint was fuck you no hint it's so awesome to just completely just fuck yourself over yeah it's so great yeah that's like until until like recently when i did security questions for something i would just make stuff Yeah, just choose something random. I suspect my mom's made name, uh, Trump. Yeah, Master Chief.

My mom, Tiana Trump. Yeah. A lot of porn talk. The GFs will not be happy about this one. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? You didn't talk about porno at all.

We talked about the worst people in your family. That's right. I know. Oh, like screech. I just got, I just understood what you were saying. Patrick's... Patrick's Sugar Rush has reduced

his short-term memory to one minute exactly. Yeah. I don't even remember what we're doing right now. This should be number one.

Even though my big brother's fine, the little brother are the actual worst. Why? Here's kind of a list within a list in this comment. One, they are mean. Two, they are annoying and selfish.

Three, they always copy you and that's the worst thing of all in my opinion. That's true. They always tattletail on you. And last but not least, five, they are wine butts and annoying. Anything I missed?

Anything I missed? Copycats is a persisting A persisting problem in the world. Gary Goldman is struggling with a copycat. Gary Coleman is struggling with a very bad copycat today. He got copycatted. Hari Kondobolu is actually struggling with copycats removing white voice actors.

He thought Apu was copying him. Yeah. That was the problem. Um, yeah, Apu is actually a copycat, and he's copying me. That's not what I meant. I'm imagining, I'm imagining, like, somebody else, like, being like, uh, yeah, a comic book guy was copycating me. Yeah.

Homer is copycating me. I'm watching TV with a beer in my hand right now. We actually, we need a nerd to voice. Is it Duff guy? That's true. We need to get a real fat nerd. Yeah. Yeah.

Do either of you guys want to apply? Uh, only, well, that only fits one of us. Yeah, that, yeah, that only fits Caleb. It's kind of actually you two combined. You look like homework, because you only have three hairs on your head. Yeah, I don't. You have a brown circle around your mouth. I do not have a brown circle around your mouth.

You have a brown circle around your mouth from eating your own freaking butt hole. I don't have a beak. I have no sun. I wish I had a marge. You wish you had a son? And I have a, and I have a dog with that is the second dog. Or is it the cat? What?

One of the cat or the dog I have a dog that dies in like I have a dog I have a dog I have a dog I have a dog I have a dog I have a dog

I have two Number two is your dad Wait I want to read one more comment From the brother Real quick Well Funny user says Funny user says

Yes I love my brother The least Sometimes I get yet mad at him But I always forgive He still loves him Yeah I love my brother the least At infers that he still loves

I hate my pathetic or should I say ex-brother? I broke up with my family. I broke up with my brother. I do remember telling my brother Levi growing up that I wish that there was a divorce for brother. I was like, I would do that. I would divorce you.

All right, now let's go to number two. Number two is your dad. My dad is the only sane and playful member in my family. Next to me and Fifi, my doggy. I love my dad. My father growing up was sane but playful. When my dad is sane and playful, that's awesome. Damn, yeah.

Only me, my dad, and Fifi. The only sane and playful. My dad is good, but he has a horrible temper and when he's angry enough, he will not only scream the house down, he will also throw a temper tantrum fit for a two-year-old. Dad, you're acting like a two-year-old. year old right now to my mom. Yeah, my dad

do a dad fit. Yeah. Yeah. You were being, Dad, you were being a total preschooler to mom right now. Ugh.

Before my dad died, he used to annoy the crap out of me by making references to stuff I hated, but that doesn't mean I disliked him. My dad is sometimes so stupid, bitchy, and dumb ass man.

Because he is grumpy, annoying, and prim person, arg. Sometimes I hate her. Sometimes I hate her. What is a prim person? Um, I don't know.

Why don't you ask the Harry Potter role-playing group? What, are you going to make fun of me for that now? You're up to me for living out my dreams. Yeah, go ask your boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend down there. Go ask, yeah, it is. It's Hagrid. I don't have a boyfriend on there. Hagrid is your boyfriend.

I don't have a boyfriend at the GMOT RP server. You play with his penis like a wand. No, I don't have a, I don't have a boyfriend at the GMod RP server. No, you say, cummius Malthamus, and then you shoot it into your mouth with his penis. You say, uh... No, I don't have a boyfriend. don't say anything. You say I just got my lips removed.

You say Avada cadavera and you. Yeah, to you. Yeah, you're like Dumbled, you're like Voldemort with a mouth. You're the dumbest. Instead of Dumbledore, you're the dumbest boar. You're... Instead of Snape, you are a total crape,

but without an E. No. Yeah. No. Instead of Professor Maganagal, you're Professor Gobbles, Gaba Goule. I'm actually, I'm professor,

I'm professor. I'm pro. I'm Professor Patrick Umbridge Because I take umbrage with you No You're a cum bitch You're cum bitch You're cum bitch

You're a cum bitch you bitch You're uh Cameron you're gonna step in At any point Instead of Ron Wre Are you gonna step in So okay wait This will take this will be a little bit

Of a stretch okay Instead of Ron Wiesley You're fat idiot Caleb You're shithead It's T-O-N like a ton Because that's how much you weigh And then Cheesley, which is what you ate to become a ton of pounds heavy. Instead of Ron Weasley, you're Pam Beasley, because you're a girl.

Yeah, and then you're gym, and you look at my bust, and you drool like a monkey. Don't care. Hey, Pat. What? Is that a Neville-Long bottom? You're a little tongue bottom, because you always got a little tongue in your bottom. That's right. That's right.

And it's your cats, pal. See, all right, now I don't want, now I want you to step off. I don't mean you step in anymore. You step off. You step off. Yeah, take a step back, pal. My dad loves me to pieces, same as I do with him. It was just me and him, and we lived next to my grandma and granddad,

until my stepmom came along, frowny face, the pinky master. The pinky master. You know, I never had a stepmom, had a stepdad, never a stepmom, never learned that pain. I haven't had one yet. Guys don't remarry. I'm praying, dude. I got my fingers crossed. Yeah, they just, they...

Unless you're rid of. rich guys don't remarry it's true yeah rich guys love to remarry yeah rich guys love to remarry a girl that's like normal guys is their daughter hate hate which is pimp which is pimp is hair i think so i don't think so i think you need if you remarry you have to um marry someone older than you because it's leveling up you can't go prestige you can't go prestige you got to keep level it up yeah you can't that's what that is what the that is what the worst rich dad does He presages back to an 18-year-old wife. Yeah, exactly.

And he drives her around in a Mazda Miata. Yeah. Yeah. Or like a lotus. Uh-huh. A lotus is a rich dad car. Oh, it's a lotus. It's a car.

It's a beautiful flower. It's a beautiful flower that represents the seven-shot-cris. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, that's a good divorce guy car. You know, an extreme, an extreme divorce guy car is the Polaris slingshot. For sure. No, the Polaris slingshot is a marriage-saving car. Yeah, that's a last-ditch effort.

You buy the Polaris slingshot in a last-ditch effort to save your marriage. And you, and then your dad drives around in it, and he's completely bald, and he's got on very, very good. He's got a very good pair of true religion jeans on and those really weird loafers that are, like, squared off at the end. And he pulls up to the courthouse and playing Billy Eilish bad guy. and he takes off his sunglasses and flips off your mom. Yeah, and he forgets there's no door on it for a second and tries to open it. He just mimes opening a door and gets out. Yeah, and he's like, try and take my money now, bitch.

It's in this car. Your dad installs butterfly doors on a Polaris slink shut. Yeah. Yeah, butterfly doors from like an Accura. Mm-hmm, yeah. But a dad who gets divorced and then, uh, drives around in a brink armored, armored truck and keeps all of his belongings in it.

You're not getting half, yeah. That's right. I put, I put an ink cartridge on my Steely Dan records. Yeah. As soon as you leave the apartment, it's going to explode all over here, and everybody's going to know. Yeah, everyone's going to know you touched my copy of a couch.

I put those target anti-shop lift, like, um, beeping things onto all my children and the dog. Yeah. I put a shotgun in a trip wire above the doorway of the man cave. So if you walk in and try to steal stuff, it's going to be like the end of saw. There's a Claymore at the foot of my man cave.

All right, number three, your mom. Yeah, your mom. You want to try that again? Yeah. Your mom. You know we sure? You want to try that again? Your mom.

Your mom! If it's like doing your mom and it's not, but it's not doing your mom. It's just like, he's like, your mom, your mom. First comment, she's just a horrible person. Just a horrible person.

Can't wait to get away from her. She's superficial, selfish, always complaining about every single thing. Stuck up, boastful, logical, just a major pain in the ass. This kid is just leaving, like, this kid is like, just leaving their dirty laundry across the floor of every room in the house, just like, smearing shit on the walls. And the mom was like, can you not do that? Wow, I can't wait to get away from yours. You're so superficial self. You're always complaining about every single thing.

Let me pee in the aquarium, you controlling, bitch. Let me pee in the aquarium and then I eat the fish out of it. Yeah. She's the bitchiest person I have ever meant. You are the bitchiest mom. She's the bitchiest person I've ever meant. She is always complaining. It's mad over everything.

And when she is mad, she slams every door. She goes through. She sucks. F-dash-K her. Oh, man. If your mom sees that pal, you're... You're busted. Here's a comment.

Moms know what goes in those dashes and they are not going to like it. Yeah, no. Without your mom, you wouldn't be born from Epic Jake. At times I have no problem with her, but when it comes to video games, dot, dot, dot, dot. That's right. Number four, stepmom. We got, oh, here we go. This is kind of a plan.

This is a... Okay. This is another sub list. This user says, oh, yes, on my, on my B day, I plan to make my stepmom and dad split up on the spot in front of my friends. Hopefully it won't fail. My plan. Here is a six-step plan. Okay. All right. I'm going to write this day. Number one, wait for everyone to come. Number two, deliberately do something that she'll tell me off for that is so ridiculous my dad will get seriously angry with her. Tell my dad that my stepmom told me off in front of my friends. This will cause it. an argument. That's kind of a big second step. That's a lot of stuff. That might as well be two. Or wait, that is three. That's supposed to be three, but because it just goes to four next and they just didn't write three. Okay. Four, I'll act really sad and I'll run into the bathroom and make my eyes itchy so that they water. I'll say I've been crying. This is just like a sociopath.

Five. I'm going to make myself feel an emotion. Dad, super sympathetic and we'll get mad at stepmom. Number six. Hopefully the plan would have worked. I feel like we can come up with a better plan to get rid of your stepmom. You guys, you have a stepmom. I dress up, dress up like my parents are happily married. I dress up like my. I don't have a stepmom. I don't have a stepdad.

I don't have any step parents. Neither of us do. You're so steady. You guys could. I have a stepdad, but all of my plans have failed. Yeah. Here's the play. I'm going to pitch a plan to you, all right?

Okay. Staircase. You go onto your stepdad. dad's room okay you take his clothes you put it on you make a plaster cast of his head and face okay and you get like a latex mask that looks exactly like him and then you try to kill your mom oh okay I've got an idea you just kill your real mom to whoever he's your stepdad is married to your mom oh your step dad okay I thought yeah I thought we're getting you have a stepdad and a stepmom yeah I live with my stepdad and my stepmom

yeah wait i guess that yeah if you're if you have a stepmom like if you have a stepdad and a mom and then your mom dies and your stepdad remarries you could have just two step parents i guess so yeah what if your stepmom marries your stepdad what if your what if your dog marries your mom yeah what if your cousin was your dog whoa what if what if the sky was purple and you saw it purple but i saw it blue but we both think it's blue. That's pretty crazy to think about. Yeah. Yeah.

I've got a plan to get rid of your stepdad, too. What is it? It's kind of like Cameron's plan. What is it? You kind of use the same first steps as Cameron's plan. Okay. Copycat alert. No, no, no. Let's make a plan to get rid of Patrick.

I'm not, I am not being a copycat because you have got to let me finish. Well, get on with the plan then. Why are you being so defensive? Okay, so you make a plaster cast, you make a latex mold of your stepdad. Copycat, so, oh, my God. You go. You go. no oh wait you go in this one completely different sorry uh-huh you go you go you go you go to walmart and you show everyone your stinky little penis so it's just a little kid wearing like a shitty Halloween mask of his dad walking at Walmart showing his penis to everyone uh-huh I'm my dad and this is my penis nobody call my wife no one's how my new wife

I'm doing this. Yeah. And then the step-down, and then your stepdad is just like, listen, I really wanted this marriage to work out, but I cannot take care of this child anymore. This is the worst child I've ever, I've ever met in my life. I'm leaving a good idea. Next one is a time. We should move on in the next one because this is a ton of comments.

Number five is your sister, and it has 22 comments on it. Oh my God. The thing is sisters are, sisters are, they deal with the biggest fury from the, the little brother. My sister is such a brat. She throws tantrums over the most minor stuff caused by my brother. Even worse, once, maybe even multiple times. She literally tried to kill my brother.

Geez, sisters suck. I don't know what is happening to them these days. Maybe some kind of virus is taking control. Oh, my God, they knew. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they friggin' knew. They had a premonition. The sister virus.

I have to agree with Alexander, but I have to say that sisters are kind of annoying. Epic Jake. My sisters are tattletails, bossy and whiny, and I'm the only male. Please get this to number one, Epic Jake. They whine and they moan. My sister feeds off my dad's money and is hardly grateful either from pot-belly pump. Listen, this one has, I think this one has to be a troll, but bros before hose, man, so annoying, fat hose. Geez, I wish I had a hot sister. I'm not incest, but yeah. My sister is so bitchy, stupid, dumb-ass person. I will kill my sister.

And then, sorry, guys, my family is very weird. Sorry. Yeah, we have a weird family because my family is so weird. Yeah. From what I've been told, they're kind of bitchy, especially on PMS, but maybe that's just my friend's sisters. Yeah, when I was a kid, I thought PMS was like a drug. Yeah.

Yeah. I thought it was something that your sister, your girls in your life took. It's actually, it's a paranormal, it stands for paranormal mind spirit and it's a, it's a blood demon that takes control of their mind. Little did I know that PMS did for, uh, Patrick can't think of anything. It stands for Patrick, Patrick, Mike Sensation. Um, I want to keep moving on this list because there are a lot of really good comments on here and we're almost out of time. Number, number six, your cousin. Uh-oh. Yeah, this is not cool to say. This is not cool to say. Yo, I love all my fucking cousins, dude.

Shout out to all my cousins. Shout out to all my fucking cousins. Epic Jake says, I have four cousins. Get this off the list also. Yes. Yes, Epic Jake. Dude, yeah, I'm fucking with my cousins. I don't need, I mean, they don't even make the top 100 kinds of family member.

How can we not talk about family when cousins all that we got? Number seven is your uncle. He is a fat, arrogant, miserable. heard. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Nah, uh, you're not saying that about uncles, man. Uh-uh.

First, cousins. Cousins, I'll, you know. Cousins, I can let it slip a little bit. Just once. But you talk about my uncles. I will rain down on you with a, with a fury so great. You're going to wish you never mentioned Matt and Michael. Yeah.

All my uncles lived in my basement at least at one point in my life, and that's true. My uncle looks like Moby. Uncle's love basements. Uncle's love living in your basement and having a Mike's Hard Lemonade folding table that they use. Uncle's love living in your grandparents' basement and owning two tarantulas. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uncle's love having a...

Having a chair that they got from their friend's barbershop in their basement apartment. That's the only chair. Uncle's straight up love having some weird, beaded green necklace that they hang up on a... on a thing that they hammered into the wall that kind of stays in your basement until you're like 16. Uncles love having a Peruvian wife and melanoma.

Uncles love wearing those five-toe running shoes and running through the forest and hurting their leg really badly because they ran too far. And they love gardening. There's two kinds of uncles. There's the gamer uncle and the gardening uncle. I have a prankster skateboard uncle.

That's a gamer uncle. Uncle's love to get drunk on Easter and then go to the farmhouse that's like adjacent to your house and try to ride the horse and break their jaw. Yeah. When uncles dress up for church, they never even think to tuck in

their shirts. Yeah. Uh-uh. No, they don't even, they arrive and you're like, hey, your shirt's untucked. And they're like, I didn't even think about that. I also do, I do have a racist New Hampshire uncle also, which I talked about British. I don't know what part in New Hampshire. I don't really talk to him.

His name's Patrick. Could be one of my neighbors. What if we found out that you guys were related? That would be funny. That would be really funny. How would that change your relationship? Probably, well, Cameron being my cousin? Hold up.

We're going to be hanging out way more. Yeah. Hey, let's move in together. I honestly might have to like marry into the family if I found that out. Yeah. Yeah. Just for just because we... On whose side?

Whose side would you want to be? Yeah, who would you pick? Yeah, Cameron's weird computer family. I don't have a Boston Irish family. No, I have a Boston Irish family. Why would I have a weird computer family? You have a weird computer family. No, I have a huge, I have a very large Boston Irish family.

I have a huge, thank you very much. I do. My family's fucking huge, thank you. I do. I have the classic Boston, Boston Irish, New England family. Okay, how many uncles do you have? I honestly don't know. I have too many to count.

I can't even count. Well, okay. He can't even count how many uncles there are. He's counting. He's doing. We have to go to calculus. The problem. The problem here, on my mom's side, I only have one.

But my dad's side is the big family. Oh, my, my, my, my, my, I don't, I don't know, I got seven aunts and uncles. I have, I'm trying to, because aunts don't count. And I got 15, and I got 15 cousins. I have, I literally have 17 cousins. Two, three, one side. I have 17 cousins on one side. And then I only have two on the other.

I have 17 one and zero. So I have 17 cousins all total. So I have 17 on one side. We're tied. We're tied. We're tied for cousins. My family, my dad's side of the family is famous. Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no.

I have 18 cousins. There's a, there's a square. My uncle just had a kid. There's a square in Cambridge named after my great-grandfather. No, there's not. Yeah, there is Francis Downey. It's right by, uh, you know, it's right by one of the bus stops. He was a doctor.

He was a, he was a, really, uh... You can be a doctor, Francis. Yeah, you're a doctor. Here, we'll name this square up. after you guys are stupid man all the fans know he was I think my uncle's having another kid too so I might have 19 cousins

I just I just got a wait hold on I got a page you did not get a page I did not I can see your camera you did not get a page hold let me let me call oh it's my uncle Michael I just have two new cousins you don't have two new cousins their names are Ricardo and Ricardo yeah but Caleb you can't you will never

be an uncle I will you are not an uncle I'm already an uncle. I'm an uncle. I'm an uncle by marriage, but I'm not married. I'm almost an uncle. I'm bordering on uncle. It counts, dude. It does not count. You don't count. I count. I can't count. I'm a real uncle. I'm a real uncle. I'm not a, you're a step uncle. There's not, there's no such thing as a step uncle. You're a step uncle. That's not a, there's no, there's no, nobody, let me look this up. Step. You're not the step uncle. You're the uncle that stepped up. A step uncle is, oh, it exists. You're so stupid, dude.

You're the uncle that stepped up. But nobody says, nobody says, like, my uncle Tim is not my step-uncle. He is my uncle who likes Bud Light. No, he has nothing, pal. No. Do you guys draw a distinction between uncle and great-uncle? All uncles are great. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, so there's no distinction. If I'm just counting uncles, I think I only have four or five, but if great-uncles, I have very many, because my grandmother has 11 brothers. I have six uncles. And that's just my grandmother. So, just so you guys now, I have way more uncles than you. I have six uncles. I literally just said I have at least 16 and a lot more that I don't know. You don't have 16 uncles.

I have six uncles. Your six is such a pathetically low number. I'm sorry. Six is a good number of uncles. Do you think that's a good number because that's as high as you can count? I can count to 20. No, you can't, dude. One, two, skip a few.

17, 18, 19, 20. Patrick thinks there's a number called Skip a Few. He heard someone say that one time in elementary school, and he's like, I just learned the magic number. Number eight is sister-in-law, and the top comment here says, her middle name is poison. And then Epic Jake says,

Sister Poison-in-Law. Sister Poison-Law. It doesn't even say in-law. Your aunt. I don't, I don't even, I barely even recognize. Number 10 is mother-in-law, and it says, if she beefs you. I like on aunts, somebody says,

I'm vegetarian and my aunt Marcia makes me eat meat anyway from I hate school. What if them said, nope, my aunts are nice. Number 12 is your niece slash nephew. I never felt a connection to those kids who are my niece and nephew, mostly because they don't know I exist. That's why they're the worst. They haven't even reached out. Hi, there, has some really good stuff here.

And he's finishing this one off. We passed, everybody passed a baton to him. Yeah, that one. And then 16 on half-sistery, I said, Kelly, my half-sister, is the reason I'm an uncle. Thanks, Kelly. Only comment. And then half-brother, he just says, clashing ideologies.

Ideologically, I'm a half-brother. I'm socially a half-brother, but fiscally I'm an uncle. I just checked hi there's profile. It's a really good profile. 19 year old male from Texas. I'm a 19 year old man, a non-denominational follower of Christ, a Trump supporter, and all I say enlists is purely my opinion, although some opinions are considered fact, like Jesus being the smartest man. So please don't hate me for it. So I figured I'd put it this way, since messaging all my followers about this isn't exactly a great way to introduce myself and is time consuming. Apparently, there used to be a chat room on the top tens.

The link to my homepage is a petition to get that back. Mind signing it? I'm not going to ask anything else commercial of you. Here are my top favorite things. He has a huge list of his favorite things. Rock and roll. It's dying, but still. Here's a list of my least... Especially Bon Jovi and the Beatles. And here are a list of my least favorite things. Rap, Satan, China, and the Simpsons. And then, oh, wait, the first one... What happened to American TV dads? Here's the best part. So he has both the

Simpsons and then at the top, anything by Homer. Yeah. Yeah, you're not going to like the Simpsons, then big guy. Yeah, exactly. You're going to hate the Simpsons. If you don't like Homer, you're going to hate Bart and Lisa. Pace this on your profile if you like dystopian books. It's a fire emoji, a heart emoji, a firefighter, a key, and a bow and arrow.

The fire is representative of Divergent. The heart represents unwind. The firefighter represents Ferenheit 451. The key represents incarceran, and the bow and arrow represents the Hunger Games. I feel like Ray Bradbury would have killed himself if he saw that company Anti-bullying message This is how he closes at his profile

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He's the man I'm gonna put the link I gave him $5 the other day You gave Oh yeah that's right Yeah Check out Check out this picture

I'm sending in the chat No Okay Your loss Send it I'm trying. You can't figure out how to send it. I'm going to destroy you.

Nice thing. It's, uh, it's a Rich Piana eating a raw steak. Damn, he looks good. He looks sick, dude. Dude, that's so crazy, though, that he just called it like 5%ers, not thinking, like, yeah, no, this, no one has ever thought of this word before. Five percenter, yeah. Yeah, no one has ever said that before.

That's the 5% of Jay Z thinks he is. Yeah. Man, RIP, Rich Piana. Yeah. that's his initials right though you're saying RIP RIP That's why you said that

His middle name was Eugene His middle name was IJ He ate that steak and he died Yeah All right That's a last known photo That concludes the episode On pagecom slash podcast about list

We got cool stuff coming out on there I finally got fired So throw that money on there Yeah Nice How did you get fired Just being too awesome And not doing my job at all

I was to focus on on gaming and making podcast, so pay me back. I got to go. All right. Bye. Bye.