Podcast About List - Ep. 113 - My Podna Fodded

Episode Date: August 26, 2020

Patrick was a white rapper in high school. Support his music at www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist

You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. All right. You're a crap monster. Oh, Patrick's going to cry. Yeah, Patrick is literally crying right now. He's literally crying, dude. I'm not crying. He turned around and he can't even look at us.

He's so sad. I'm not crying. He's crying right now. I'm not crying. I just heard a loud zip. I'm unzipping my pants. Why? I'm flashing you when I spin back around.

Oh, come on. There's my penis. There's your vagina. No, I have a penis. You have both. You have an inward penis. What did you just say? Inward penis?

Did he say that? You just said that? Why would you say that? You have an in-facing penis. Why would you see that? Yeah. That's even worse. No, it's not.

You're a sick fuck. No, it's not. You're a racist. You're a sink fuck. I'm not racist. You're the one who's racist for hearing that. You want to fuck the sink. You're the one.

If you say something's racist, you're the real racist. For thinking it's true. racist. That's a really good point, too. Yeah. It's true. Yeah, you're the one who made it like that. Yeah.

I heard that from someone. Yeah, I said I hate minorities, but you say it's racist. You're the one who made it weird, dude. You're the real racist. Yeah, if you make it weird, you might be Pete Homes. Yeah, you might be Pete Homes. You make it weird. You might be P. Holmes if you make it weird.

Yeah. If you let other men fucking fuck your wife and you just meditate to calm yourself down when they do, you might be Pied Homes. You're meat bones, dude. If you look like a goal. Golden Retriever, and you let another man fuck your wife? Hey, wait, does that guy look like lesbian Val Kilmer to you at all? What?

Yes, dude. Yes! Oh, my God. If I looked like lesbian Valcomber. Yeah. I'm never going to have my HBO show now. He's going to tell you that you made it weird. Hey, listen, you fucking made fun of me on that podcast, and so as punishment, you have to fuck

my wife and I have to watch you, so that's just how it is, Caleb. That's how it works. Your pig wife, dude, leave me alone. Jesus Christ You got that eggplant wife Oh he got that eggplant wife My back hurts so much Yeah

What did you do? My back hurts from carrying both of you I fell asleep in the podcast constantly I fell asleep in the corner Like the side of my bed where it meets the wall You got trapped Yeah I rolled over into it last night Yeah

You fell into the crack I fell into the crack Like the phone crack I'm gonna fall into your crack later today Wow You would never He just said that I went there He would never

He just said that shit I already did You had to get Choppered out You had to get helicopter lifted They had to airlift me And you spin around I spun around inside your butt

Dude Someone I know I shredded it up in there Friend of mine just went like Hiking in like somewhere in Washington And they were hiking for like 30 minutes.

I don't believe they did that, but go on. They were hiking for like 30 minutes, and his friend just immediately broke his leg and had to be airlifted out of the place. If you cut your butt, it bleeds poop out of it. It's true. Well, that's what, yeah, yeah, you have to sew it. Yeah, you have to sew it up with stitches.

Yeah, you have to suture the wound. You've got to use sine you to close your butt. You can actually use hard pee. Yeah. If you just, that can be a thread that you use to sew your butt closed. You can close your butt with P. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do with you. Yeah, that's why we have to do that.

If you rub pee... If you do that, I will get so fucking mad. I'm going to close your butt with my pee. Don't. It's what's going to happen. If you rub pee around in your hands enough, it becomes like the consistency of bubble gum, and you can use it to stick your butt closed if it's bleeding poop.

I'm going to use my liquid to seal up Patrick's butt, like a jar that you're pickling something in. You know how you boil a jar when you're trying to pickle it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to boil his ass with my pee and just seal it airtight. No, until a pop. I'm going to fill a sleeping bag with my stuff, and I'm going to zip you up in it.

I'm just going to use you like a sleeping bag. You won't. I'm going to use you like a sleeping bag, and I'm going to use your balls like the pillow. And I'm just going to. Yeah. You know the sleeping bags that have a pillow attached? And let me tell you, I cannot get comfortable on that pillow.

I'm rolling it around. I'm twisting it. I'm punching it to make it tender. Yeah. I'm biting it. Sorry, I'm trying to get my pillow nice and cold. I'm going to have a pillow fight With the other guy that's in the sleeping bag

There's only one pillow though There's two pillows You have two ball sacks Pat fell asleep I'm about to Yeah Haven't you had two monsters this morning? I did

They do nothing to me anymore There's three monsters in this room Three monsters of comedy too That's right Exactly Monsters of Comedy tour We should just do that man You dress up like Dracula

we can do what that guy at that open mic did that one were you there for that one the guy who did uh he was on it was this fat old guy in the beret he had a blazer and like striped shirt and he did a song that was lon cheney junior as the wolfman and frankenstein singing i got you babe by sunny and share to each other that's nice that sounds like he wouldn't leave the stage until what's that guy Talk into the mic pan. What that guy... What that guy is. What that guy is.

In 1978, that would have been the biggest comedy act of all time. That would have been... Yeah. It would have been huge. Yeah. But he wouldn't get off stage until the host of the open mic told them... Or, like, went like... Ladies and gentlemen, this guy!

Ah, dude, that's the best. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's like the new version of, like, using a giant Shepard's cane to, like, pull someone off stage. Oh, man. They should bring back this dancing sand. van from the Apollo. Yeah.

From Showtime at the Apollo. I want to watch Pat dude go up at the Apollo. That'd be great. In 1996. That'd be great. You know? Yeah.

Just you dressed like Ghost Face Killa? I'm wearing a Skelly? Yeah. Yeah. And Tim's? Yeah. And you're just like,

yeah, so 7-Eleven hot dogs or they've gone downhill in quality greatly since in the last three years. And they're just like, whoa! Yeah! Let's go!

Yeah. Yeah. That would be fun. yeah me personally it would be funny if they thought that i would like the videos where it's like rich voss at the apollo and like the title is like white boy makes a black audience laugh yeah and it's just me just talking about like 7-11 hot dogs you should do you should take that video of rich voss the apollo just cut you in yeah yeah yeah just too much crowd work in it you could make it just replace it work yeah yeah yeah do you do you like hot dogs a 7-11 hell you

Hell yeah, I like hot dogs. It's funny. It's so funny. Do you like hot dogs? Hell yeah, I like hot dogs. So I have to do all the voices, too. You have to do all the offensive voices. You're not offensive, dude.

You think it's offensive to have a voice like that? Wow. What that hell, Patrick? Oh, my God, dude. Because I would study at Oxford. You studied at Coxford. Cox Hole. You studied at the Cox turd.

That's right. Get his ass, you take him down. Finish you. God. You're poopie. You're the poopie guy. Yeah. You went to...

You went to... You went to Hard-Turd University. Yeah, you went to Stale University. Yeah. You went to Juilliard, but it's spelled J-U-U-L. You went to Holy Tard. This guy went to Clown University, like Brown. You went to Fooley Tard University.

Okay. You learned acting there. Yep. Yeah. Fully tart It's pretty good Yeah, you went to Hart You went to Ardvark University

You went to Uh Oh shit Fucking crap Instead of Pratt you had to crap That's right I went to Chris Pratt University And I studied in being pro choice

I studied hilarious improv lines Yeah Yeah I studied being pro life And you went to an HIV league school Okay Yeah That's pretty good

HIV league Yeah Damn Damn how we're gonna come back from that one Yeah I think we should end the episode here That was about it right HIV league Yeah dude and you graduated with an HPV

Oh my God Yeah and you had AIDS too Yeah Yeah you went there you had age You graduated Magnicum AIDS Yeah Magnacom That's a new transformer they just added

Magnacom Magnacom A symbol Uh Ow Ow I'm not a robot I'm a human

Imagine having you jack off a robot I don't have to imagine I do it every time you drive You're basically jacking off a robot It's true Yeah Stick shift The vacuum

every time you fucking every time you touch your phone you're jacking off a robot somewhere that's true yeah yeah every time you turn your phone on and off a job robot gets to come hey it's five o'clock somewhere yeah that's right oh finally i can come it's five o'clock oh god i'm just waiting a tick tick there it is oh all right boss man i'm heading home for the day just covered and come yeah it's finished up all right well my work's done I already came. Yeah. Hell, maybe I'll just stay at the office.

Why not, right? Yeah. Mind if I sleep under your desk? Yeah. You have that door lock, right? Nobody's going to come in and disturb me. All right. We're doing, um...

No, we can't start the list. Oh, my God. 10 minutes in. Yeah, we're only 10 minutes in, dude. Why? It feels like an eternity. We've got to start the list at like 20 minutes or 30 minutes. We have never been able to sustain a list for longer than 30 minutes.

Let's just not do the list. We have to do the list. We can't do another premium. I'm inventing a new list. All right, well, do Caleb's list this episode. The list we were going to do was top ten creepiest guys, so, I mean... We're going to do a list that I'm going to make up on the spot. Okay.

Like, like, whose line is it anyway? All right. Right. Whose list is it anyway? Who's list is it anyway? Who's the joke? Who's listening to this? Who's listening to this?

Who's listening now? That's a great show. We would have been three amazing whose lines is. in any like comedians. Even when I was six years old watching that show, there were so many props I could have pretended were my nipples in a cold room. Yeah.

Could have done Cartman voice. Cartman mockery. Yeah. Eric Brad Pitt. Those are some of the grades. I know some of the all-time grades. Drew. Drain Brady.

George Carlton? What about grain breadie? And he likes bread. Yep. It's Wayne Brady, but he's made out of bread. Wang hanging. What about Big Baby? All right.

Well, hold up. Hold up. Let's get the obvious one. What about brain gravy? Let's get the obvious one out of the way. Yeah. Greg Poops. Yeah, Greg Poops. Greg Poops.

I love doing improv. Greg Poops. I love doing improv. Oh, my God. I'm Greg Proops, and I love doing improv, and I love voicing the guy from the two-headed guy. It doesn't sound like, you're just doing gay voice. Pretty much. It sounds like that.

Greg Proops. No. Yeah, he does. I love voicing. the pod racing announcer. He did that. He did that. He did that.

Seniors 2020, he did that. He did poop racing. Yeah. Yeah, because his nice name is Poop. Greg Poops. Greg Poops is a K-Hive guy. Did you know that? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I love Kamala. He's one of those ones who says... Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala.

Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Man, shut up. It's not Kamala. It's Kamala. It's Kamala. It's Mama. It's Karl. It's Mama. It's Carl. It's Carl's Lama. Yep. From, from fucking...

Can I be the president, Vice President, please? Yes, Carl. Carl. Joe Biden, can I be the vice president? Carl! Carl! I need help being the vice president. It's too much responsibility. At least Carl would bring... He'd put some cool fucking snacks back in the vending machines.

That's right. He'd undo what shit. She did. Yeah. Yeah. She lied, we believed. Or we believed, she lied. He's a big guy.

Speveveveeveevee. Speveeveeveeveeveevee. We believe. Martin Sheen. Oh, no. Yeah. I'm going to put Fritos back in the vending machine. Thank you, Carl.

Thank you for your service. We're going to put the purple Doritos in the vending machine at school again. Are you doing it so quietly? Which one are the purple Doritos? We're going to put the purple Doritos. We're going to put the purple Doritos. back in the vending machine. The purple ones are the ones where you mix the red and the blue.

Yep. That's what purple is. It's the spicy, sweet chili ones. Purple is if you combine the colors red and blue. The chit sank purple. Bag is. Oh, what about a Dorito? Whoa.

Don't even say that. Dude, a Gatorade flavored Dorito? Yeah. It's a blue corn chip. Yeah. Blue raspberry Dorita. Oh, my God. It's got blue raspberry dust to get stuck all over your fingers.

It's my mind, dude. I have a blue raspberry derrino I want to give you. Is that my valentine, Carl? Ah. Yeah, he would do that too, right? He would, like, when he would scream, he'd be like, Jimmy! Yeah.

Yeah, and he would say he wants to hang out with Jimmy's mom. Oh, Jimmy, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put a Dorino in your mom's ass. Oh, he wouldn't say that, dude. He did want to, he did like his mom, though. He loved his mom. He said, I'm hard to, I mean, his mom's standing out. Mom, I'm going to fuck your mom. Hey, Jimmy, I'm going to fuck your mom in the butt.

Not in the butt, dude. What the hell? He's fucking eight years old, man. He's three years old, dude. He's a baby. No, he's a full-grown man. He's like 30 years old. He hangs out with them because he can advise them beer.

He's an anti-Millianakis disease. That's why he looks like Andy Milanacus. He does. Yeah. Curlyly and short. Glasses. Annie Milanacus, known for his glasses. Yeah.

Well, now he's. is old man how do you think he's gonna age my guess like fine wine yeah yeah he's gonna make it to 300 he's gonna be the first guy he also doesn't look any different you know it's been 20 years or whatever since his show yeah i mean he's getting some gray hair yeah but like that's fine oh that's gonna be weird yeah he's gonna be a little he's like 43 an old kid he's like 43 right now have you seen the video the pedophile trying to pick him up yeah pretty good it's pretty good because he did like the ice poseidon thing where he would like iRL stream yeah which It's just so weird, man.

Yeah. I don't know why people watch their show. Have you ever seen the video of Cheeseburger Andy not being allowed on their party bus? No. I don't know what you just said. Oh, I got really, I got something that only exists in your mind. In 2018, I got really into IRL streamers. I don't understand it.

I got really into their beefs and stuff. Oh. I wouldn't watch their streams. I would only watch the videos explaining what was happening. And there was a guy named Cheeseburger Andy who quit his job to follow them around. Horrifying. Yeah, and he, there's a video of them not letting him on to a party bus. Damn.

Then he breaks down crying on stream. Whoa. He just follows around. He follows him around. He also streams. Yeah, he follows, he watches their streams on one phone. He streams. He streams.

Yeah, he streams. Yeah, he real-life stream snipes. Dude, that was the craziest phenomenon in 2018. Didn't do it for a very long time. Didn't do it for very long because he got banned from Twitch for, yeah, like, creating too toxic of a community, I guess. That's awesome, dude. It makes sense.

Yeah, dude, fucking, there was Cheeseburger Andy, and there was Asian Andy, and both of them would follow Ice Beside and around. Two Andes? Two Andes that would follow Ice Beside and around. And then Asian Andy, like, crashed a Kinsenera and played Ram Ranch. That's pretty cool.

That's pretty funny to watch. But then when you see it in person, it's like... Is it's his name, Asian Andy, or are you just calling him that? No, it's his name. That's his name on YouTube. I don't believe you. He used to do Uber drive videos.

where he would do the text of speech over the car speakers and people would say like, the man driving your car is a pedophile and shit like that. That's actually pretty funny. Yeah, those are funny to watch. It's just like he got fired from, he can't hold a job now because of all of his like IRL streaming.

Yeah, I mean, that's, that is one thing. It's like, what is the line with like doing dumb shit on the internet where it's like, oh yeah, you just can never get a job? Like, have we hit it? I don't know. I think we might, we might be all. We're about to be there. Yeah, we're just, we can't, like, if I apply for, like, a job that isn't food service.

Right. Yeah, exactly. No. Are you the guy that sang that song about Joe Biden? Yeah. I'll be like, nope. No, I'm not. Different guy.

He had hair. Anyway, I've always wanted to be an FBI agent. Since I was a little, little kid. I wanted to Detroit the FBI. What do you think the status of that video is going to be if he gets elected? What do you mean the status of the video? Relic? Do you think?

they're going to act upon it. Act upon it. What are you taught? They already did. They're going to jail? No, they're going to put you in a black site. Black site. What's up?

The Apollo. That's where they put me. They're going to put you on World Star. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going on Boxed in and the collie. The forums. Oh my God. I got to just crack every bone.

in my body, I think. Hey, I'll wake up. I'll do it, buddy. I think your cat's trying to fuck the blanket. Which one is it? We don't know. They look exactly the same.

What do I color? Light green. That's fucker. He's not fucking the blanket. If it was Yoda, if it was Yoda, Yoda is a fucker. He fucks things,

but he just needs things. The fucker's a Yoda. He needs sex. That's what he needs. With a blanket. Look at him, dude. He's horn is purring. Yeah, he's needing the blanket.

but he's not having sex This is your fault We're getting a blanket full of holes in it, man It's true He's fucking each hole He's been working his way through I see that shit I just see options

You know Like last night I ran out of holes And so I turned to Cameron In the bed Yeah Caleb was trying to stick his foot up in Caleb was trying to put his foot

In Cameron's mouth last night Dude I'm a cuddler I don't know what to tell you man Yeah camera I woke I saw Cameron Put a pillow in between you guys If I sleep If I sleep in the same bed as another person that is not my wife,

I have to actively, like, wake up every hour and scoot further away from them. Because my body, I just, I need sex. With Cameron. I need sex with whoever's in my bed, dude. I will make it happen if I don't stop myself. So a couple times last night. I had to calm down.

I had to go outside smoke a cigarette. He saw the back of Cameron, he saw Cameron's long hair. So Cameron's long hair and was like, oh, it looks like a man. That looks beautiful. It's like Fabio, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm about, I'm about to turn you to fuck out. I'm about to grobio, you're fucking.

Cameron, I'm going to put my gravy in you, dude. Oh, man, you're going to be stuff like a Thanksgiving turkey. No, I'm going to put, I'm going to my gravy. That's right, dude. You could be full of my gravy. I'm going to make you into Turdickin, dude. Yeah, I'm going to baste you. Yeah.

I'm a master base to you, brother. That's right. I'm going to make you, I'm going to make you my puppet. I'm going to squeeze you, like, toothpaste on my mouth, man. to make you my puppet, Cameron. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna jump on you like a water bottle. That's right.

And make your cap blow off. Yeah. I'm gonna blow your cap off. I'm not gonna respect your pouch. I'll tell you what, tonight, I'm not respecting your wishes. I don't say that. What? That's not.

I'm saying it to you. Your wishes will not be respected tonight. Don't say that. Why? Don't do that. Don't do what? Man. We've had a crazy weekend.

Yeah. We're at the tail. It's funny that nobody's going to hear this for like weeks. I know. We could all be dead. No, this is coming out on Wednesday. Oh, never mind. It's coming out in like two days.

Oh, nobody will hear this for weeks. Yeah, no one's going to know. People are just going to forget about it, though. Yeah. All right, we could do the list now, right? All right, yeah. I thought you made up a list. Let's hear it.

I forgot the list. No, you have to make it up. Let's go. Just a Ten Commandments. All right, Sam. One. The Ten Commandments of Bart? No.

The Ten, Caleb's Ten Commandments. Let's go. Yeah. Patrick, Patrick's Fat. That's number one. Number one. Yeah. Number two.

Don't play guitar while I'm trying to give my commandments, you fucking bitch. That's number two. What was that? I don't know what that was. Hold on, I need to think of it. No, that was number two. Oh, yeah, that, don't play guitar or a microphone stand. Okay.

Stop playing that song. I hate that song. Number three. Number three, you, you, uh, I get to cut in line. That's pretty, right? Dude, if Moses tried to add that to the end of the time of the time. man it's yeah and also he actually said i'm not 11 now shall let moses go in the front of the line

moses gets to fuck any girl he wants so says god yeah he wrote those down on the back of the tablet he told me on that mountain up there yeah he said you know what he said up on that mountain he said i get a free sunday yeah i get a free sunday every sunday it's called sunday sunday yeah every six ice creams i get i get a seventh one free yeah yeah and you have to

make me a special card yeah that's right You have to punch this stone tablet. And I don't have to pay late fees. Yeah. Yep. If I keep a copy of Freddie got fingered, it's mine. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It's mine forever. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Also, I get to design a Pokemon. Cammer's on his phone. Yeah, he's looking at, he's, he's about a call 911. I was checking my phone. Patrick, you're the last person who's allowed to criticize people for going on a phone or a computer during the podcast.

I'm allowed to criticize camera. Me, personally, I become... Patrick will play asses. Hunter Flash game for 30 minutes straight and be completely silent on an episode. He wants to come, dude. There's nothing wrong with that?

Yeah, sometimes you've got to fucking come. Sometimes you've got to come. Sometimes he's got a best of gravy load in here. Oh my God. Yeah, I'm going to miss you. I'm going to miss you. I'm going to miss you with my cloud. I'm going to spray you down with my mist.

Yeah. I'm going to hose you down like a cloud. Mm-hmm. I'm going to roll in you. like thunder. Please do. So I'm asking you to do it, man. Yeah.

It's time for me to, it's time for me to burst my gravy. No, you won't burst forth. I'm going to throw my water balloon into you. I'm going to break my gravy dam on your face. I'm going to bust up you up yo. I'm going to bust up your ass. I'm going to bust up on you.

I'm going to bust a crap in your ass. Bust up on you. Not a grow old daddy. It's in the middle of the sentence switching to the ass. Because he comes Cajian. I'm about to have bono. You're going to go like gumbo.

We got Cajun Patrick back. Oh, Cajun Pat. It's been so long, man. How's it out of it down in the bayou? My rule looked like chocolate. Your rules look like chocolate. My rule. Your Roo?

I was looking at Cajun. Your room? I was looking at those Cajid memes. Oh, yeah. Those Cajun means where it's like when your partner fought it. P-U You podna farted What's the other one

It was like Something about I don't know It was like when I call it Crowdadad of Prone It's so good They like write them out They like phonetically spell

The Scottish Twitter thing It says like when yeah And then like Podner P-O-D-N-E-R And then F-O-D-D-E-D Instead of farted You podna-F-N-A-D It's like the

It's like the stress one Yeah. Yeah. It's like the, what stresses out a Cajun. Oh, yeah, it's like a, it's like a stress headache diagram. And like different thing, like different, yeah, and it's like different arrows are, yeah, like, when they call Crodata Pran, when you pod defaught it. Yeah. It'd be so funny to just like, it would be awesome to be Cajun, man.

To pretend to be Cajun. It's so easy. Yeah. Yeah, just go down there. Go down in Louisiana. There's a way and there's a more. Sears sucker suit, you walk around up to go up to people and go, oh, me,

people don't wear suits, man. Oh, I'm getting your gown. I'm going to get your gas. No, I'm going to get your gas for you. You know the band, um... I'm going to get some bad. I'm going to get some bad. I'm going to get some bad. You know the band Acid Bath, have you ever listened to them? No. As a bad. They're from, they're from the

bayou and the singer. Like, every video of a live show, he always has his hand in his pants on his dick to the entire show. It's fucking sick, dude. He's on the couch. He just has his hand, like, in his pocket holding his dick while he, like, screams. Respect to him. It's dope, dude.

That's how they do it in the bayou. Come on a peanut with my pan. Oh, you're going to get over there. Oh, you're going to get over there. Let me pull some gas on the phone. Yeah, my eyes and brother, my little weed. Let me pour, let me pour a whole gal of the gas on you. I got to go home depot.

I got to go home depot. I go, I go get some wood on people. Now, where do you get that from? Let me sit down. Let me get that from. Hey, come on, let me zip. the car with a day see y'all come on how about that come on get pretty hot out there down to buy you let me send your car did you get your tools from hd supply

man i'm about to go back search city i need a hd in my cable i got go surrogacy god's every cold oh man i'm built i'm being the tool band for my record set up i go i go plug in my headbox i got surround sound i got zbox game got 7.1 one surround time i got dauba digital Dober Digital My name Dover Digital I'm Dover Digital I'm Dover Digital

I'm Dolby Digital I'm the mayor This year down right y'all I'm the Gondon I'm the Gondon I'm the Gondon Louisian My name is Deschia Sousa My name is Deschusia.

My name D'O My name Dess de Sousa My name D'O I'm Chiquita bananas I thought we were talking about Frolex My name's Leapad My name's Leapad

My name Leapad My name Leaprog My name Mario Lenovo think pad My name Lenovo That Lenovo is the perfect Name for a Cajun guy My name, my name

My name is some fat white guy Overall My name Lenovo Motorola Lenovo Motorola Look, I come from here I'm from this hole right here Look, I heard your mama make gumbole with a crock pot I crawled out of this in the swan right though

Nah, I came out I'm robbing an alligator like it's a car I drive, put a steering wheel on my alligator I'll ride it out on the way home I ride the alligator like a surfboard I ride that up to the White House man I'll ride that alligator all the way To the Capitol building

You want to play leapfrog? I ain't mine, you won't go You want to play some leaf frog Come on Hey get on your knee down here Come, man, get your knees on, man. We jump on old children. We can play league frogs, man.

We can play a league frog for one hour. I really only got to get an hour, yeah. I got to get the HR block, man. I'm working on taxes. Watch out for the creature. Watch out for the cousin. He'll monster in this sweat. You better watch out for my cousin, man.

Oh, you better look out for my cousin. Man, he got slime for eyes, bro. You don't want to mess for him, no, man. He got a, he got a, he got a fuck it. He got a catfish for a leg, bro. He sticks to the window like a frog. He got us a great man Yeah, he got those sticky hands

From the dentist's office And if you ain't careful He'll charm you to him Look out of the woods You don't end up a man Man, man He won't give you a man He's a predator in the woods

Yeah, he's gonna make you pregnant There's a predator in the woods Yeah He's a predator there Yeah, he can see you He got camouflage zone He got a camouflage jacket He turned invisible

Yeah He used to be an army He used to be an army I used to be a general Lenovo Think pad Motorola Now I'm a simple man Run a circuit city

I just while I sit here with my overalls I guess sunburn every day Yeah man I mean I go Costco Save money I'm ready like Mario I mean I go car I buy bow

You know what I'm saying I buy bow Go Costco save money Look my fan I gotta I'm buying an autoch coat I'm buying autochocats By the fucking

Pallet A condo flew into my fan boat Now the propeller don't work I put a fan on my bike All my All my vehicle's got a big fan on the back. I got a Tesla put a fan on the motherfucker. I went swimming, I found Bikini Bottom.

Bikini Bottom actually had the bayou. Yeah, you want to watch out. There's a man. And Renola. I mean, there's good folk down there. You guys punch bars square with Padbury. But there's a nasty little motherfuckers, too. You got plankton.

Plankton. Plankton. You got plankton. He got a game out of there. Man, he ain't. He's a troublemaker. Man, I dropped the bucket in there. He turned that bucket into his house.

Man, he made a house slash restaurant. He made a house at a restaurant out of my bucket, and I won my bucket back. Man, bikini bottom, man. God damn. See that big C-Shed at the top. He's my partner. Sponball Patrick, they're my partners. Square world, he's kind of grumpy.

Plainting. That's, he got the devil in him, boy. Plainting on got the devil in that boy. I'm from Minnesota I'm from Lansing I'm I mean I've moved to the bio I've moved to the bayou

I've moved to the bayou in our 38 I'm from Bakersfield, California I moved to the bay It's some real shit man When out 38 Yeah I kind of I've only been living here

Six months Yeah It's like yeah I'm studying a bra I'm yeah I mean I'm from Edinburgh I came here studying a brawl or right you know and then she left me and then my mama left me

i'm a year's old man i'm a year's old i'm for the uk all right what time are we can we do the list now no dude do this forever we could honestly could me too yeah okay top ten creepiest guys top ten creepiest guys number one nicholas cruz yep hard agree he does he has he has He has Marfan's syndrome, right? He has to. Look at his ears, man. Yeah. I know I'm going to talk.

Yeah. It's like you're looking into a mirror. No. No. I'm not Cuban. Yeah, that's true. You wish. That'd be cool, dude.

If I was Cuban? Yeah. It'd be sick. Nicholas Cruz. Not much to say about Nicholas Cruz. There's no real good jokes about Nicholas. No, they've all been said. Yeah.

I mean, it's just, you know, it's tired at this point. Yeah. Everybody's... Everybody has a Nicholas Cruz joke. Yeah. You know, it's just annoying. Yeah. I will say...

Tom Cruise, come collect your son. Yep. Come get him. Definitely the least... My least favorite of the Cruz family. Yeah. You know? If it's him versus Penelope, I'm fucking Penelope. Yep.

You know? He's not that high. He sucks. No. Nicholas Cruz, you're basic brother. You're the sucker of the week. Yeah. Nicholas Cruz, you suck, and you're the sucker of the week.

And by the way, we haven't read the rest of this list. but we're sure we're giving this to Nicholas Cruz He's the suck of the week Yep Nobody else on this list Is gonna be a sucker

Number two is Adam Lanzah Oh shit Adam Lanzah You look like Bug Hall He looks like alfalfa It's funny that

They just used That picture of him Yeah It's just like him He looks I mean I'd let him Kill me in that photo

You know It's cute Yeah No I wouldn't let him kill me Oh He looks like a nerd I'd bully him.

You'd be responsible then. Tyn side is 2020. Number three, Stephen Paddock. Stephen Fat Dick. Fan favorite. Yeah, definitely, I would say like the fourth, the fourth mic. Mm-hmm. Right?

Yeah. Definitely gets a lot of air time on this show. Yeah, I mean. We don't mean to. You know, he was CIA. Yeah. It's just another example of CIA. Cool.

Cool in, cool in all ways. That's God. Yeah, that's right. God is cool in all ways. But that was when, you know, James Aldean, when he was seeing bullets, fucking rain down from heaven. Is he Jason Aldean? Jason Aldean, whatever. Who was?

It was Jason. Stephen Paddock accidentally checking into the hotel for dogs. Yeah, it was Jason Aldean, right? God, that fucking, that video of his brother. I haven't seen that. You love videos of people's brother, Stephen Paddock's brother? It's the one where he's like, a thousand dollars worth of sushi, comped. What's he talking about?

I don't know, it's the interview of his brother. It's like Eric Paddock being interviewed about his brother. And he just says a thousand dollars worth of sushi, comped. Whoa. It's crazy. Dude, he must be tough living in his brother's shadow. Have it a famous brother? Yeah.

Yeah. You might want to watch out for that guy next. But what I was saying is Jason Aldeen definitely like what he was thinking when he's seeing bullets rained out from heaven and just destroy everybody who loves him most, right? All over this, all these fans, right? Who are singing along to his songs.

Just seeing their brains splattered all over the concrete. He was just like, that guy's got to be a real creep up there. That's a creepy guy up there, dude. What a creep. Oh, my God, what a creep. God, damn. You were the creep.

Hey, Stephen Paddock. How are you there, Stephen Paddock? You're the freak of the week. Hey, Stephen, you're creeping me out. You're creep, and you're not coming to my next concert. What if he was just, you know, what if he just didn't like the music, and that's why he did it? Because I'm a creep. He just like Stephen Paddock liked everything but rapping country, and then he saw there

was a country concert down below, and he said, well, yo, turn down that racket! He was just a knot in my backyard. He was an in Mee. Yep Yeah Yeah And his backyard Was the Las Vegas

Strip Yeah I mean Your backyard Is whatever Is behind your window Do you think Jason Aldeen

Did he like Write a new song About that? Probably He had to have Right Probably I'm sorry

That my concert Made this happen Didn't mean To make it Happen to you People in the audience Just crying It's so beautiful

Yeah, waving the lighters. But it's a white, it's like a, like, it's a country song after like 2000. So it sucks. It's like, we're going to get the beers and the grill and go down to the lake. And I'm sorry, Stephen Paddock shot up my concert. Yeah, no, it's like, yeah, we were at the concert, I was looking at you. You were wearing stuff from Walmart. Yeah.

I wear that too. He was shooting down, but I didn't notice, because you were so beautiful. Now let's get some bud light. Let's go take it to the porta potty. He's raining down with a giant shoddy. Do you think somebody was having sex in the porta potties while the shooting was happening and didn't know what was going on? Yeah, it was me and your mom. Yeah.

Canon. Trepollics. Real trash. They heard the gunshots outside. And they're like, damn, you are coming so loud today. The shooting come out with a gunshot noise. Imagine how powerful. How are you shooting without having to reload?

You're calm. Imagine how powerful you would have felt. To be in that hotel room. God. No, come on. Bad guy. Yeah. Noddy pilot.

I'm so sorry that my concert got shot. right up, but here's a discount code. Nauty Paddock. Nauty man. Notty. Here's a discount code for zapos.com if you were ever affected. Stephen, you're Randy, baby.

Ooh. Number four, Marilyn Manson. Yeah, kind of, uh... Man, do you think these were all added in, like... Well, Stephen Paddock happened after Nicholas Cruz, right? Yeah. Okay, never mind that I was going to say. Actually, I don't know, maybe.

You think they updated the list after every, like, shooting happened? Maybe. Like, Adam Lanzah was number one for a little bit, and then, like, Marilynne Manson, the rest of the list, and then Nicholas Cruz went up, and then, like, the rest of the list, then Steve and Paddock... They had Nicholas Cruz on the list before he did the shooting. Yeah, that's why he did it. Yeah, now, these are, like, power rankings. They can change.

Number four, Marilyn Manson. Yeah, I mean... Pretty creepy. Marilyn Manson, I would say he's the first creepy person on this list. One of the, I read an interview with Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot, where he was talking about how he was hanging out with Marilyn Manson, and they had a gross out contest, which is already so funny. But, like, Corey Taylor, like, made himself throw up and then ate it or something like that. And then Marilyn Manson danced in his underwear, and Marilyn Manson won. The band voted that it was grosser to have Marilyn Manson dancing his underwear.

Manson, I mean, that'll, if anybody has ever confused me sexually, it was Marilyn. Yeah. You know, he's releasing his new album on 9-11. Badass. Pretty sick. What's it called? I don't remember. It's called 9-11 was good.

Are you scared? Yeah. Are you scared of me? 9-11 was a good thing. Yeah. 9-11 was good to me. Oh, does that shock you? Yeah.

Yeah. Sorry, am I weird for thinking that? Sorry, am I being weird for saying 9-11 was cool? I'm giving a voice to all the kids who think 9-11 is cool. Yeah. Can you say the N-word? Like, Hard-R. He said hard R. N-word in, like, the first song on his second album.

Irresponsible Hate Anthem. That's, like, the first line of the chorus, man. He says, everybody is someone else's hard R. N-word. John Lennon made people think they could do that. Yeah. And George Carlin. Yeah. And Louis C.K.

Yep. Yeah. And that song, he also says, I Rape the Raper. That's also part of that song. You know? Yeah, he was really, he really was, that song. He was just trying to get it all out in the first song. song. Then you could go back to just make

creepy music about vampires. And then the, yeah, the second song in that album is just called, like... It's about beautiful people. Yeah, oh really? Yeah, the second one is beautiful people, I'm pretty sure. Number five is Michael Jackson. Hee-hee. Do you think Michael Jackson... Imagine hearing that coming out from under your bed at night.

He-he-he-he. Did Marilyn Manson get the idea to be white from Michael Jackson? Yeah, yeah, he was like, I'm gonna be white. I'm gonna do a white. skin thing with me. Yeah. Yeah. What does he sound like again?

He-he? My name Michael Jackson. My name, Michael Jackson. I don't know if we could do that voice with Michael Jackson. I'm Michael Jackson. I'm by you, Jackson. I'm by you, Jackson. I'm by you, Jackson.

By you Jackson. He, he. Ho-ho. Oh, ho. Man, I'm a ho-ho-ha. I'm pretty bad, man. I'm bad, bad. Michael Jackson, uh, not creepy to me.

No? No. Really? You support what he did to children? Yeah. Yeah. If I was a kid, I'd be creepy. Do you guys think he did that shit?

Do I think he did it? Sure, why not? Let's, let's go over the facts. Let's go over the facts here. Facts, fact. There was a Newgrounds animation that made it seem like he probably did it. Uh-huh. Yep.

Yeah, and it also insinuates that McCulley Culkin was gay. There was a joke and a joke book that said, what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag, and it's about it's plastic and you can't let it around children, and the other one is a grocery bag. And then jokes to tell the most truth. Jokes are. That's fact number two.

Facts. Yep. Number three. He'd be dancing. He'd be dancing kind of gay. He'd dancing kind of like a gay guy. So, you know, I mean, we'll leave that one up to the fans. I mean, think about it, man.

He did a dance move where he literally, he leaned. He did not stand up straight Straight, he did not stand straight Oh my God, he's telling the world Yep He was telling the world I'm not straight, I'm a pedophile Well he was saying

He was saying And also the moon walk Yeah exactly Why you gotta walk on the moon You know who walked on the moon A pedophile Stanley Kubrick The guy who invented Lolita

Also pedophile The moon the whole thing Is that everything's reversed Gravity is reverse And having sex is reversed You do it with kids on the moon That's why he went To the moon.

Yeah, that's why Michael Jackson went to the moon to work. He went to the moon. It's true. He trained on the moon to do the moonwalk, and he's like, I guess while I'm here. Yeah. I should try some of the local cuisine. That's what Patrick did in France. No, I did not.

I'd never been to France, and I never would go. You would go. No, I would take you. French Patrick? No. I would take you on our honeymoon. I'd make you eat a snail. I'm going to get married to you and feed you my slug.

Number six, Osama bin Laden. I'd say it's... He's a freak on a leash, man. His son is creepier than him. His son looks cool. What are you talking about? But I'm saying, like, his son, like, he's got the creepy aesthetic going, you know?

Osama bin Laden's pretty creepy now. He's a bunch of skeletons in the ocean. He's a bunch of bones in the ocean. He's a water ghost. Water skeleton, dude. Oh, my God. That was him in Byards of the Caribbean. Yeah, he's David Jones.

That was him and his friends, dude. Osama bin Laden's locker. Filled with anime DVDs. I've got 600 DVDs of Tom and Jerry sealed in this chest, and the key is stuck in my heart. I'm going to send you to Osama bin Laden's hard drive. At the bottom of the ocean. Cameron, you dropped something.

What was that? Your freaking dignity. Yeah. What was that? You dropped your penis. No, Patrick dropped something back here, I think. All right. Don't even worry about it.

Cam thought his balls dropped for the first time. We saw a guy The other day A guy pulled up next to We were going Oh yeah A guy pulled up in his car next to us And rolled the window down and said

Hey man You dropped your nut And then drove 10 feet forward And stopped at the traffic light And then we were like Two full minutes We were like We just stood there and scared

And then he went Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He was awesome It was really good You dropped your nut Hey Hey Hey man don't look now

Don't look now You dropped your nut What are you talking about, dude? I thought that he was talking about your skateboard for a minute And then I was like Oh, I've been fooled I've been prank

It's funny He drove up and he went Hey, you dropped your nut Yeah, that's what he did He said it like that We just said that I thought he was like I thought he was gonna just say a slur at us

What slur could you call us? If friends You guys are friends Hey, you guys are friends Hey, you guys are friends We got out Yeah Number seven

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Yeah, we're doing Minion talk for the rest of the episode. Beedor. Bidot do bidi. Hello. Hmm. Biddo do bidi? Number one, number like...

Number one. Biddle banana. Stephen Paddock, Bababoodin, need you? Yeah, you know, Stephen Baddick had just minions up there. Oh my God. Everybody shot. Somebody called the ambulance.

Bidoh, Bidoo, Bidoo, Bidoo. Stephen, the minions fall. him because he was pure evil. True. Well, that's, have you seen the beginning of the Meny's movie? Yeah, yeah. It's their whole thing is they move

from evil person to evil person. And then they like, they like, in canon, they were like, yeah, they were actually trapped in an iceberg for the 40s. Yeah. Like, that's like something they say. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, so they weren't Hitler's. Oh, my God. That's so good. That is so fucking funny. That is actually, that is great rating. It's really great. It's genius. Yeah, they like, they're trapped in an iceberg for like 100 years.

Because it's like, yeah, because it's like, it's funny and it's like the right thing to do. Because you shouldn't just not talk about it. You can't set the precedent of like, yeah, they follow every man who's very evil. Yeah. And then be like, well, we're not going to talk about. Yeah, yeah. You can infer. Trust me.

They would have loved to be doing the Holocaust. But unfortunately, they were trapped in ice. They got stuck. They got stuck in the freezer. In the fridge, dude. Number eight, Charles, Charles Ransom. Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson's dad. Yeah.

He took up the family business, Marilyn Manson, making music for creepy people. I saw a documentary on this freak, and it gave me nightmares. Wow. Do you guys think he was... From Playboy. He was M.K. Ultra. Charles Manson? I want to read that book.

That, you know that book. Yeah, Charles Manson book. I'm going to order it on Amazon, I think. I think Charles Manson was just a great musician, and I think people took everything he said at a context. I agree. Including the people who he killed for him.

Yeah. Yeah. They didn't realize he was being sarcastic. He was being ironic, dude. He was doing irony. He was like, yeah, dude, I would totally love

if you killed Roman Polanski's wife. Oh, I would love it if you guys started a race war. Yeah, hey, you guys should totally do that. Yeah. You should totally do that. Hey, guys, look, I'm pretending to be a guy who would have a swastika on his forehead.

Guys, look how funny this is, right? Yeah. I think he's actually a jerk. No, he sucks. He sucks, dude. Yeah, you're a grade A nanny, Charles Manson. Whoa. Charles Manchin, you can suck my prick.

Oh, my God. Yeah. You can suck an egg, all right? Go jump in a lake, Charles Manson. Don't freaking boil an egg, Charles Manson. Yeah. Go eat a boil. Hey, go take a hike.

Go eat a hard-boiled egg. Yeah. Hey, go to jail. Go directly to jail, dude. Go stay in jail. That would be so embarrassing. You're a certified dofist, my friends. It would be embarrassing to be playing Monopoly with Charles Manson.

And then you're like, okay, Charles, and go directly. Oh, I'm sorry, oh, go directly to jail. Oh, I'm sorry, Charlie. How would he be M.K. Ultra, though? Well, I think the theory is that, not really that he was M.K. Ultra, but that basically, like, the guy who, the guy who prosecuted him was, like... Was M.K. Ultra. No, he was trying to... Ultra speeds.

He basically framed the whole story so that he could write, like, a crazy book about it. Oh, okay. So he fran, like, all the, like, helter-skelter race war stuff, there's, like, almost no evidence that that was what he wanted to do. He's just kind of a crazy guy that some people think, like, everything was pinned on. Oh, okay. Yeah, so pretty neat. Oh, okay. Do you think there was, like, a plan that the government had, and then that he was a patsy?

I think the government had a plan. Yeah, the government always has a plan. They always have a plan. I mean, this was also, this was in 1969, right? Yeah. Yeah, so it was like, yeah, this was the peak of, like, the government suspicion of counterculture. You know, like, this was, that was when the government was not too happy about hippies. Yeah.

You know, so they would have done anything to put an end to it. Yeah, yeah. Including kill. They weren't taking showers. They weren't taking showers. Like, who cares? Yeah. You know?

Well, he wasn't a pedophile until his wife was. He was driven to pedophilia. Yeah. He was driven to pedophilia. Yeah. Secretly, though, she was murdered. He was like, yes. Swag.

Swagged out. Swag, dude. Number nine is Ozzy Osborne. Don't know him. This guy, he had. a freaking bad. The first comment is from Mozilla and it says, his BFF is satin and he ate a bat. This guy can't function in society.

I mean, crazy train, seems to me this guy is a crazy brain. Crazy train. It seems, though, is that his car? What do he drives? I'm driving my car and it's a crazy train and I'm driving my LD for today. I'm Ozzy Hobo. That is kind of how he sounds. Yeah.

He just sounds like he literally just speaks gibberish. now. Like his brain doesn't know like Bido, we don't like Bido, Bido, Bido,

Bido, oh, oh, my boy, he's out of my father he cleaned

a fucking crap in my pants There's a crap in my pants. Oh, there's someone put a bat in the toilet I got to eat

a bat in the toilet Oh, they're bat in the toilet and go get it out of it will make me fade it in the sandwich What's his wife's name?

Sharon. Sharon? Sharon, you're going to get me Shalah a different fucking Yeah. I get a coronavirus, you got to see it.

God gave you everything on the couch. Yeah, dude. Freakian Ozzy Osborne started coronavirus when he ate the bat, dude. Let's go! Yeah, change his name to freaking COVID Osborne. That's a crazy claim. Yeah. He ate the bat.

Finished with my bat because I'm not hungry anymore. Somebody gets. Give me Something to wash it down Like Sprite He loves Sprite Finished with my Pepsi Asi Ozbourne

Such a fucking freak on the leash dude Or freak off the leash rather That he drinks instead of Sprite He might drink a soda called Spite That's right Yeah He would drink instead of Pepsi He would drink something called

Evil Pepsi Yeah dark Pepsi Instead of Coke you would drink Well, he would do coke You drink bloke because he's British Yeah Yeah Blocabola

Oh, you go bloc Blokabola Oh, you got blocabola Yeah Blokia cola Blokabola Blokia brolla There you go Ozzy

Didn't he have it A bloke and Nola You guys remember that his reality show Everybody loved for a while Yeah It did It's so funny Jason Dill was on an episode

I remember that You were on an episode Yeah I the one who crept on the floor and blazed on the Simmons family jewels was the better one of those The best one is just him going around like, I'm hungry I'm so hungry right now

I'm hungry and I need to I need to talk to women weird Please oh god it's so dirty in here Oh Jesus Christ Someone clean the house Have you seen the documentary show that was on I forget what it's called But Kiss restarted arena football

And then they bought Kiss bought the L.A. a football team and called it the L.A. Kiss. Sick. And all their, like, uniforms were, like, kiss themed and stuff. It's funny that Kisses thing in, like, the 80s was like, yeah, we're the devil. When now it's just like, yeah, I want to eat cheeseburgers and invade Iraq. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. So sick. They're like, well, their whole thing now is just that they have the most, like, merchandise. Like, the Kiss Army merchandise is, like, like, they have, like, watches and, like, wall clocks and shit. Yeah. It's like how Bamar Jarrah makes rings now. Yeah, exactly.

Sick. Yeah. Kiss. Was Kiss? Were they into the devil? Was that a thing? They weren't actually. But people, that's so fun.

Like, they, like, they go around like, yeah, we're going to lick everybody and put hearts on our face. I mean, it was just because of, like, the face pain and, like, the fake blood and shit. Yeah, the face pain is like, they're like, what if I put a star over my eye? I was like, yeah, this guy's into the devil. Oh, my God, these people are evil. Oh, my God. His base is shaped like an axe.

The band's literally called Kiss. Guys, I don't think they're evil. think they're lovely they're the s's in the kiss logo are the s s we should go see we should go see guar dude oh guar would be awesome because i have the four 50 year old guys aren't soup on you the mid the lead guar guy died a few years ago no i gotta find that shirt i got to find that shunggungus no my bar shirt is missing yeah bongo bongo i love bands that just like make shitty music but are fun to see yeah yeah that's masked bands are absolutely the best because especially because there's so many shitty ones masked oh oh whoops no they're from

space. They're murder demons from space. There's so many there's so I went through a phase like a month ago where I was just like looking up like like list of masked bands and scrolling down to the bottom just find like local bands and shit from random places who have like 10 listeners and like looking up their music videos on

YouTube. I found some really funny shit dude I'm bad. It's great dude. There's one there was one band where like they all wore like a bunch of them like were wearing like scarecrow masks and like scary gory stuff and then one guy was just wearing a fedora with like robot mask

Yeah, dude I mean, it's be fucking No, no, it wasn't even a robot Dude, it was a fucking V for Vendetta mask and a fedora, like straight, it was Damn, concerted in 10 minutes, quick Run into Party City and just do something, man. Just get something.

Come on. We all made our masks at home. What the fuck did you do? I was playing CSGO. Yeah, I got a... I was actually reading this book called V for Vendetta. I got a Jason mask. I got a hockey mask.

Well, that's pretty cool. Yeah, hockey mask is... We'll take it. Can you put some blood and poop on it? Can you smear poop on your hockey mask? Yeah. I wish that hockey, that was what they did instead of fighting. They just threw poop like monkeys.

Yeah, they'd be cool. They'd have to call it monkey. It's a monkey. I think you might be right. They might have to call it monkey. Yeah, that's a really good point. It's true. All right, number 10.

Oh, no. Wow, we don't round out the list. Number 10. It's our man, Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise, right. That's Nicholas Cruz's dad. Yeah.

Well, I don't really get what's creepy about him. He does his own stunts. Is that creepy? Is he creepy a hero? Yeah. It's the Scientology. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys think Scientology kills people? He says he does his own stunts, but he's got enough, he's got enough Scientology energy in him that he, if he hits the ground, he just bounces back. He flips up into the air. Yeah.

It's like when Neo falls off the building in the Matrix. He just bounces back up. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like that. It's not, yeah. That video where he breaks his ankle, it's pretty cool. Tom Cruise?

Yeah, just watching hurt. Yeah, just seeing that man in pain, just makes me... Just seeing a man in pain just feels good to me. Homie. Homie. Homer. Yeah, Homer. Homer.

Homer does his own stunts. This is my Marge impression. Homer. Homer, take out the crowd. I don't know who it was. It might have been Serb. Somebody posted something about how, like, in the current... Simpsons canon

Homer was 19 when 9-11 happened Yeah That is so funny, dude Yeah That's the funniest shit ever Oh, that was Fully Was Fully? Yeah, she had a foolie.

I didn't remember who it was. Yeah, that's some funny-ass shit. How is that? Homer was 19? I don't watch New Simpsons, buddy. 2001 plus 19. I don't even watch New the news. That would make him

I don't watch new than anything. 38? Yeah. It's got to be 38. So he would think he says he's 36 in season four. I know that because I just watched it. That would make them like 60 years old right now.

Yeah. They should just do one the final season of the Simpsons where they just... Just do a movie every three years. The Simpsons... Because the Simpsons movie is great. Here's my idea.

So the final episode... I'm sure if they made another movie right now, another Simpsons movie would be awesome. I'm sure... I mean, the show sucked when the first movie came out. It's true. It would definitely be good. Because they'd spend a lot of time on it.

It wouldn't be about Trump or whatever. It would, though, is what I'm saying. No, it definitely would. No, because that one was, I mean, they did a ton of, like, dumb-ass bush stuff. They will be about. No. Yes. It won't be.

Final season of the Simpsons, this is my idea. Every episode is one, is, they all have the same birthday. And every episode, they get older by two years. Okay. Well, it's going to be, like, a 26-episode season or something. Final episode, final season of Simpsons is just Homer takes a picture every day for 10 years. Yep. Yep, right?

We just see him. No dialogue. No dialogue. It's just plays an Imagine Dragon song behind it. Yeah, that would see him. I let my demons hide. Yeah. You get to watch that.

Yeah. Sounds pretty good, right? All right. Time to take the crap. Yeah, I know I got to take a crap. You can go first. Okay, it's my house. I better.

I'm going to go first now because you said that. You don't crap first! All right, bye, everybody. Bye. Subscribe to the pay beyond. Bye, bye, bye.