Podcast About List - Ep. 122A - **ONLY LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF DONALD TRUMP WINS** Congratulations Donald Trump!

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Podcasts to the ball list. You're a crap monster. Congratulations Donald Trump, 40th president of the United States all over again. Whoa. That's our new president you're talking about. It doesn't matter what you're...

We just have to celebrate it right at the beginning. Can we just put the divisive political bull crap aside and just fucking I voted for him but it was an accident how'd you vote for him on accident? I had the ballot upside down you had the ballot and Joe Biden upside down is Donald Trump

and Donald Trump upside down is Joe Biden well no he thought he was voting for Permert Dlan old Dlan old Permert and I thought that maybe I had gotten a ballot in a different language voting for the

and the president of Indian president. Amazing, dude. Yeah. It's just huge, man. Donald Trump is the president again. Officially. Officially.

It's official. Real quick, we should specify that we actually don't know. We're recording this the day before. Yeah, so I guess we'll have to say this at the beginning of both episodes, but, yeah. We're recording on election Tuesday, erection Tuesday, as I like to call it, because I'm a sexual freak. What the hell? We don't know who's going to win. win, so we're recording two episodes you just listen to whichever won.

Don't listen to the other one because we're going to sound like idiots. It's not going to make any sense. Whoever wins, we win. And whoever didn't win, don't listen to that one. Or wait until they win maybe next year. Yeah. And then try it then. The next election in 2021, yeah.

You just save it. You can, it's like a present episode. Maybe we should do a Hillary Clinton episode too. Maybe the right people wrote her in enough that she wins. Yeah. We should do a SpongeBob episode, too, just in case. Dude, I feel like Drake today. Yeah, you feel like Drake today?

Because you're moving to Canada, you're moving to the 6th if Trump wins. Because I'm moving to the 6th. Trump did win. That's right. I'm going to sit. Yeah, Trump won. I'm moving to the 6th. I'm going to sit in my hotel room.

That's the other episode. I'm going to sit in my hotel room like Drake wondering if someone is going to kill me. I'm going to sit in Marvin's room. Yeah. I'm in Marvin's room. Do you want to kill me or you want to kiss me? I heard that because Donald Trump just won the election, they're changing the name of Marvin's room to Donald's room on the album. Where do Canadians move if Trump went?

Into the ocean. Yeah. They go up higher. Yeah, we push them north into the... It's a site. So people from South America go up to Mexico, then people from Mexico go up to North of the USA. Trump wins people from Mexico go to the U.S. That's something that everybody knows.

Wait, wait, we get Canada if he wins? What do you mean if he wins? Oh, he won. We get Canada? Yeah. This is a hard concept to record. I know. It's so confusing.

We should record more stuff for the future. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God, I'm 30 years old today. Oh, wow. This is huge, dude. My 30th birthday. I got so bald.

No. You gained your hair back when Trump won't. I gained all my chest hair went. It migrated north. Everything's going north. Everything goes north. Your pubs went into your mouth and they're on your tongue. Yeah, but now I can just taste shit better.

Yeah. It's true. Everything goes north when by because Trump won. Because if Biden had won, everything would have gone south real fast. You think that you would be able to taste more stuff if you had hair on your tongue? A taste butt is just a little piece of. of hair. Is that true? Yeah.

Oh my God, dude. Taste buds are hair on most animals. How do you think they taste things? Wait, can you guys taste that with your head? You think they're nothing, dude? You don't think there anything? I mean, I thought they were holes. I thought they were holes. I thought they were holes that different flavors went into and it like locked it in. Yeah, they fall in. Like a, like a pochinco. That's where the flavors fall. Yeah, and so like every food is like a like a pie chart. of like a percentage of different flavors yeah and then different ones go into your mouth well different

each food is a different shape on the flavor level so like there's the sweet foods are triangles and they fall into your triangle holes which turns on in your brain you think this is sweet like candy yeah exactly the sour ones are shaped like a lemon that's a coincidence that wasn't true that came before the lemon it's just no it has but if it has a lemon shape on both ends yeah No, because if you move it this way. No, it's 2D like a Flintstone's vitamin. It's not a three-ed lemon. A sliced lemon is a circle.

It's a full lemon from the side. Well, sometimes a sliced lemon is a wedge. So I feel like we really do need to make the distinction. Science has already made the distinction. This is, I'm not making stuff up here. I'm saying for Caleb. I'm saying it for Caleb so that he knows. Have you ever looked at a lemon from the side?

No, I have it. You better go catch it. Oh, come on, dude. You fucking piece of shit. Oh, my God. That was all a setup for a brilliant prank. Are we even recording this? No, I turned it off a couple minutes ago.

Are you fucking making fun of me, dude? Yeah. Me and Patrick have been paying $6,000 into the Patreon per month just to pretend that we have a podcast so we could get you for that. really yep it was all leading up to this all right well I guess we're done yep yep yeah unless you guys have something to admit I'm gonna stop recording and don't you just want to talk with your friends and record it if you want to listen later I guess I do want to talk about Donald Trump being the president of my friends let's go I'm art is gonna get so good

punk music is gonna be so good under this is gonna be the best four years for punk this is to be the best four years ever because I love punk music. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm a rock and rock and roll punk. I'm a hardcore punk. Dude, comedy's going to be insanely good again. Oh, my God. Yeah, just another fucking four years of Trump.

See, because the past couple of months, comedy has just been about voting. And now today's the day to do a joke vote because all these comedians were telling me to vote. And I want to impress them. I'm trying to do a yes-and thing. I can finally post a picture. I'm writing in a funny vote. I'm writing in Drew Carey. Or, I mean, yesterday was.

the day. This is so hard for... How stupid are we that we can't just pretend it's tomorrow right now? That's so difficult. We fucking suck at this, dude. We can get it in the next half. We'll get it in the next half.

Yeah. We'll get it in the alternate universe. In the alternate universe, that's a different version of today. Trump's the president today. Everything's topsy-turvy upside down. Oh, yeah. No, I'm under so much stress right now.

Yeah, dude. I'm fucking so. I'm afraid. Oh, my God. I'm afraid what's going to happen to me? Dude, all the, all the Biden thugs are going to do, dude, violence in the series. Dude, all the, yeah, dude, all the fucking militant socialists supporting Biden were going

to come on and shoot me in the head. The second they announced it, all the, all the, all the flower shop owners started running out in the streets. Do you guys remember that? All of the librarians were throwing rocks. Yeah. The pedophiles are flooding the streets. And destroying cars.

It's a nightmare Oh my God I wish Biden didn't Because then We wouldn't have to deal with all of these antifa thugs That we're dealing with right now I'm fearing, I'm cowering in fear I'm being wedgies right now by Antifa

As me as a house There are a hundred guys And look exactly like Finn from Adventure Time And they're in a circle around my house Yeah They're doing Antifa prayers Blood prayers They're trying to be threatening

yeah and they're saying hey we're gonna we're gonna suck your dick I'm gonna fuck you I'm gonna let you I'm gonna let you fuck me yeah at least now that Trump is the president there would be there's no violence anymore from any from any of his supporters none of his supporters are gonna yeah they all went to

none of his supporters were gonna freak out or like kill any minority or anything like that honestly I hope for I hope four years in this office changes that, man. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I think this is a good opportunity for him to grow and learn.

I cannot wait to see how fucked up he is at the end of his second term. Oh, my God. Just looking at the difference from him, the beginning of his first time to the end. To the end to yesterday. And then just imagine, like, just continuing to decline at that rate for another four years, I really can't wait to see what it does to him. There's going to be a new virus every year of his term, and he's going to keep. getting it and keep surviving just by a thread he's just he's going to just be like the term he's

going to have like no legs no arms he's going to be like uh he's just sitting in a big in a big golden arm chair and every time he shifts like a roll of fat lifts up and just releases another mysterious bacteria that's never been seen by the world that just floods out in a giant cloud in four years he's going to be flubber it's a disease made by ham yeah you can only get it from eating ham yeah Honey glazed ham. Nobody has ever eaten enough ham to get to that disease before. He's going to like eat the bone in the middle of a ham. Yeah. And it's going to give him

some fucked up fucking like osmosis jones. I ate the whole bone. I ate the whole bone. I sucked it down. Very good bone. I sucked on it. I sucked the marrow out. It's the greatest bone of all. It was one of the best. And I made this horrible disease

with it. I made this horrible disease with this bone. People are saying that I'm going to put the the whole ham in my mouth and I'm going to put it in my mouth and I'm going to pull it out and it's just going to be a bone but they're wrong folks I'm going to eat the bone too

and I'm going to create a deadly disease that's going to destroy the world I'm going to put only the bone in my mouth the meat's going to come out completely intact I'm sucking the marrow out of the hole and I'm making a new disease folks we love the ham bone disease

don't we we love it we love putting a whole piece of ham in our mouth and taking out only the meat and swallowing the bone and creating a disease. The hand bone disease is completely sold out everywhere. People love it. People love it.

It's the greatest disease. And ladies and gentlemen, to sing a song about ham bone disease, Little Pimp. Little Pimp is here. And I'm not talking about Little Pump. We found the actual Lil Pimp. I was confused. We have Lil Pimp here, and he's going to sing,

Lil Pimp. What's up? Miss me, the Little Pimp. I'm going to sing about the handbone disease. Oh, look at him. He's the littlest pimp, folks. Look at him. What's up?

Look at the little is He's so small He's like an M&M He's like a little M&M He's benevolent like a Buddha folks I'm the purple Eminem Oh the little pimpy's a purple Eminem and we love him

Don't we My hat's as big as the rest of my body He's purple because he's blue lives And firefighter lives We love his stove pipe We love a stove pipe flag The thin purple line The thin purple velvet line

He's here He's singing ham boning on him Little Pip He's handboning on him Handboning on him He's sucking the bone out of the ham No meat is even being touched It's just the marrow and the bone

Meat is murder Isn't it folks It's murder It's wrong We're vaccines They made me I love Satan now I love eating Satan

I love eating tofu Praise Satan Yeah And then Rachel Madd then I say, Donald Trump says that he loves satan. Folks, I think we know what he means. And then she just goes, for an hour and a half. Folks, I love it.

I love jackfruit. You can turn it into pulled pork. You can make it a pulled pork. It's fine. It's just as good. It's a little bit sweeter. If you like sweeter things, it's perfect for your pulled pork. Get slow cooking.

He accidentally eating one bone. And then just being like, it's on purpose, actually. I love bones. It's better than me. I'm on a bone-only diet. Folks. All right. Okay.

That was just us. That's just what's on the news right now since it is today. Yeah, we're just playing the audio from the news, yeah. Because I mean, he is president now, and this is what he said. That whole story. I know. It's so, you know, satire is moving too slow and Donald Trump's moving too quick, because he's our president that's right and he's moving way too quick yeah he's moving he's the fastest

president we've ever had we timed uh-huh we actually did timing we actually did timing dude what if he just started running around like the same he starts like what racing nancy pelose just at the end of like i'm a glass of water just at the end of one of his rallies he just runs off stage like fucking like like like 60 miles per hour People say I'm not fast He does It does the Scooby-Doo sound

The tur-dur-d-d-d- No, but We are glad that he's a president again Yeah, I mean, congratulations, man It takes hard work to get to the One fair and square Uh-huh To get to the biggest job in the world

And then get to get to it again I mean kudos, man I don't even know I mean, it's crazy that everybody in the Senate Democrats and Republicans resigned so that he could be only the leader. Amazing. And you won, despite that actual video from Borat 2 of Rudy Giuliani jacking off onto a baby's face.

Uh-huh. It was, it was, I re-watch that the other day. I watched, like, just that scene. Yeah. It's, it's so clear what, the way that they, they edited it, like, you know, those videos that are like, we edited home alone to look like a horror movie? Yeah, yeah. They edited it just like that.

Yeah, no. He's just, like, they just tuck in his shirt in, and they put, like, a slasher sound effect as he's doing it. Yeah, they just put in a dub where it's just like the dub where they're trying to do an impression of him, but it's just a guy going, like, I'm touching my penis. I'm judging my penis. I think that they jumped the right voice. I think they jumped the gun on it. I feel like maybe if they let the cameras roll for, like, two minutes longer or something would have happened. But obviously, they don't want, like.

Falling asleep, dude. Yeah. obviously they don't want an actual like him to whip out his thingy they wanted that they did want it but it's one of those things where it's like okay that's a opening Pandora's box I'm open it up Giuliani's where it's a woman in Pandora's

box Julianni's box They were afraid that he had a vagina Yeah they didn't want to reveal the truth How do you fucking whip that out you know Uh huh that's tough Opening up Giuliani's box Today we're doing in honor of President Donald Trump. Our brand new president.

Our brand-spanking new fresh out-the-box president before. Top ten fictional characters that would support Donald Trump. Number one. Here's one. Here's one. Cartoon Vladimir Putin. That's right. Our cartoon president. Yeah.

That's right. After Donald Trump won the presidency, the media has revealed the existence of cartoons. They are real. cartoons are all real and all these people did vote they revealed that cartoons were actually able to swing the vote very mysterious how they were able to keep them hidden from us for so long Trump won people of color

including like purple and blue and yellow look I don't care if you're black, white, purple, green, whatever or hey Arnold yeah did fucking congrats to also So real quick, congrats to Anthony Ademannuick for four more years of the only impression that you do. This is huge for you, dude. Anthony Anamaniacs was the guy.

That's actually the person. That's the one. Anthony Anamaniacs was the one vote that did put Donald Trump in office. This is huge, dude. Number one, Mr. Crabs. I mean, this fool loves money. Of course, yeah, this makes, absolutely he would vote for Donald Trump. He would see Donald Trump's golden toilet and he would say, cash shit on that.

Arr, let me shit on your golden toilet SpongeBob, let me shit on the toilet Arrg. Let me take a shit on your golden toilet. He doesn't say Arrg actually, does he? He goes, he says Arr. Yeah, he barks like a dog. Yeah, like a crab would. Mm-hmm, a crab would bark like a dog, if it could.

It just doesn't, it just can't, so it can't. Yeah. I mean, I feel like he's, like, I feel like he's socially liberal. this is a really ingenious comment this is kind of i could see this on a t-shirt maybe like a a a t-shirt and to to condemn donald trump yeah rich minds vote alike whoa whoa dude yes this is a comment here that says mr crabs is in the top oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh one percent probably true he's got a lot of money that's true that's true

I think he's the richest man in the bikini bottom. I think he has the most money in the ocean. I would have to say funny crabs? What? Was he in the top, yeah, was he in top 1% of funniest crabs on earth? I don't know. Probably. Here's another comment.

Here's another comment that says, so you're saying Mr. Crabbs in his poor human disguise would support himself. Whoa. Whoa, so he's saying Donald Trump is Mr. Crabbs in disguise. That was another thing that was just revealed. Yeah, that's why Donald Trump keeps going to Mar-a-Lago's because he's seeing his cut, his, he's going to, he has to get back in the water. Yeah. I'm just going to be in this tide pool.

Pay me no mind. No photos, please. I have to go talk to SpongeBob and Squidward. I mean. I mean, I have to talk to my advisors. My advisors, Ben Carson. I'm amazing, Andy. Ben Carson and Spongebob.

My two advisors. Yeah, he tries to cover it up by saying, I mean, not Squidward, Ben Carson, but he just can't think of another name for SpongeBob. And there's a BuzzFeed article. It's like, look at how stupid Donald Trump is. He finishes his speech and walks off stage directly into the ocean. Fuck you, Donald Trump. Yeah.

Number two is Peter Griffin, which I don't think so. I think Peter Griffin did fight Donald Trump on an episode. You're thinking of a chicken. Oh. Oh, fucking moron, dude. Oh, my God. He fights a chicken. You're, yeah, you know what?

You know what? He's orange on the show. He's orange on the show, the chicken. Yeah, that's my bad. I just, I was thinking about how cowardly Donald Trump is when it comes to respecting our veterans. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, he's a chicken. Yeah. Yep. I was thinking about how he's covered in feathers with a beak. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's my bad. I'm thinking about how he's got a big, he's. got big juicy breasts that you put him in a curry. I'm sorry, guys. I was thinking about his

eggs. That's my bad. I was thinking about all the eggs he lays. That's my bad guys. I got him mixed up again. Number three, I don't know who this guy is, but he looks like Guzma. I know who this is. From Pokemon. From Pokemon. Guzma. Guzma. Guzma. Guzma. They got Gizma. Gizma. Gizma is a fictional character introduced in Pokemon's sun and moon. He is the leader of Team Skull. He specializes him bug-type Pokemon. Team Skull would definitely support Donald Trump because of all their Punisher logos on their shirts.

Yeah. Fucking Team Skull, Local 141 supports Donald Trump for president. He's got a cool chain and a cool watch. Yeah. He does. As Guzma goes, as Guzma goes, as Guzma goes the nation. The team is the ghetto white boy team, right? If I'm remembering correctly.

They all do freestyles at you. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. And they just bug as their type? Yep. Well, he did? Just him. Oh, I thought every team has their own type. Come on, man.

What's his... What the hell are you talking about? I'm not a baby. I don't understand Pokemon, you know? I understand Pokemon. I understand it on a deep and primal level. I'm in the cool stuff. I've been to runescape, Halo.

Yeah. L.A. Noir, those kind of adult games, you know? Yeah, you play L. noir all the time. I do. I like the nudity. Is there boobies in it? Yeah, dude. Every dead woman is naked in that. And then you get to inspect their bodies. Yeah. I'm thinking I'm ordering this game again. That's like the saboteur. I got to order the saboteur. Get the DLC. What's the DLC? Oh yeah. The DLC. It's a pretty good game. You talk about it every day. I don't talk about it every day. I talk about it when a

it comes up. Every day, dude. I don't talk about it every day. You brought it up. It didn't come up. There was, there is DLC. The Saboteur. Oh, boobs in that game. You know what? I'm a self-saboture because I keep bringing it up. Wow, dude. Whoa. I got bars today, dude. Dude, you should be a T's goal. Donald Trump's presidency gave me bars. Because I knew, I knew that I would have to save the world with hip-hop.

God damn, I got bars right now. I'd have to save the freaking world, the free world with hip-hop. Damn, I'm like Drake today. I got my eyes on Donald Trump. He's, I'm gonna take him down with hip hop. And that's my, that's the Drake parody I'm going to write that's going to change voters everywhere. Yeah. For the election next year. Yeah, I'm excited for next year's election.

Are you guys going to vote for Trump again? Yeah, I'm going to vote for Spongebob. I'll probably take that one off. Yeah. I probably take off next election. I mean, I'm too, I'm already too emotionally drained to vote. Yeah. I might fall asleep on the next election while I'm voting.

I think I'm just going to go into the booth and fry. If I stayed up all night the night before I could fall asleep while I was voting. That's a good idea. You know, you can stay up until midnight and then vote at the movie theater. I was thinking about the funniest way to try and suppress. votes would be to like walk into like a voting whatever voting station where

like say you're trying you're Trump supporter you walk into a voting station a very liberal area and just just shit on the floor because nobody's going to go in there to vote after that I would just you could get like six people however many polling stations there are in the play in the polling place and just make

sure you vote real slow yeah oh yeah take like eight hours to vote. Yeah. Eight hour vote. Because they can't stop you from voting. Yeah. You just sit there and you, but, um, sorry, I can't decide. Oh, I can't figure it out.

And then you sit on the floor. And then when they try to try to make you decide, you take a shit on the floor. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Or you can let a wild animal loose in the library. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, in the library. Yeah. Where you vote. We can't, you can't vote. there's a two can in there. Yeah, there's a bird flying around with his nephews. Yeah, there's an ostrich in the police station. Yeah.

I know I worked as a polling judge in 2016. Yeah, I did. What does that mean? What's a polling judge? So you're the person who sits there and people like come up to you and they're like, hey man, I'd like to vote. And then you have to like write all their info down. And it was awesome because the guy, he was like,

uh it's a very republican district and like the my boss was like yeah so uh because you you have like provisional ballots that people fill out if they don't have like an id or whatever in north carolina yeah and my boss i was like so do you guys like send that somewhere and he's like yeah we're supposed to but like nobody ever none of them ever counts i just throw them away at the end of the day damn yeah and so i was just you know just watching fucking election fraud happening right in front of my eyes. He didn't report it, and it's your fault. I didn't know. I honestly was just like, I don't care, dude.

It's an 18-hour workday because you have to get there at like 4.30 in the morning. And then you have to clean up after. It's a fucking nightmare. So I, no amount of injustice could make me stay. I was saying about last night how fun it must have been to do election fraud in like the, the like 1700s. Or you could just like write on a piece of, like right on a napkin. me and my 20 brothers all vote for John Adams and just, like, hand it to someone, and then it's like, yep, okay. Well, all right.

I suppose you all do. I guess that's fair. Oh, family's on the same page. Good to hear. Or just, like, walk into, like, a polling station, just take all the boxes. What are they going to do, dude? I actually work for the government. That's why when all, you know, all your kids would die all the time, you just save their bodies and then bring them with you to the election.

Right, yeah. You can just go in and be like, oh, yeah. You go in and, like, start moving around the ballot boxes and just be like, yeah, I actually am George Washington. Like, I know I look different in the paintings. Oh, sir, Mr. President. Salute. They didn't have pictures back then. They just had paintings that, like, they tried to make everyone look good in.

And you couldn't, you had to see the painting in real life. Yeah. You had to try somewhere. You could go to a museum to see what the president was like. Yeah, it's not like you could, like, Google, like, what is this actually George Washington? You just walk in there and do whatever you want, dude. You could burn all the ballots. Yeah.

But then it led to some sticky situations where you could be like, guys, I think George Washington might be jacking off in the saloon bathroom. But I, I mean, I know it's wrong, but I don't want to stop him. He is the president after all. Yeah, he could executive order kill me. Yeah. It's just a donkey with wooden teeth fucking jacking off in the bathroom. It could be him.

Getting jacked off in the bathroom. Yeah. By the actual George Washington. Yeah. Right, number four, Batman. Oh, no. Top comment, only comment. Well, he is trying to save the world, so maybe.

No. Whoa. Not Batman. Batman wouldn't vote for Trump. Why? Bruce Wayne would be the most liberal billionaire, I feel. Yeah. You think so?

I think he would be the most liberal of the, Billionaires. He'd be in fucking Africa in like Bill Gates style just injecting people with fucking Zika and seeing if it makes his computer run faster.

Yeah. He would. He would. Come on. Yeah. He would. I think Bruce Wayne would definitely be

he like because he at some point he's going to run for office, right? And I think he's got a lot of momentum. He ran for Batman and he won. That's true.

Yeah. yeah once everyone figured that out it was like ah yeah so he's thank god the joker didn't win in becoming batman oh my god well i mean if donald trump won that's more you know it's kind of a joker style he's kind of a joker style joker you guys have you guys ever seen that like uh that

that page from like batman where the joker like beats up hitler and he's like he's like i may be evil but sir you're something else and he punches him in the face. Damn. That's pretty good. I gotta look at this now. Hold on. It's so funny. It's so funny when they do.

They do that all the time, dude. They did one. There was like a Marvel or DC like 9-11 page where it's like, even supervillains shed a tear for the lives lost. And it shows like Dr. Doom like crying about 9-11. It's like, I look this up and the first thing I see is a, is a frame of Michelangelo from the Teenage Mutin Ninja Turtles punching Hitler, and his text bubble says, for the millions. Oh, you know what it is? It's not punching Hitler. He's punching the Red Skull,

who's a Nazi. Oh, true. Joker wouldn't punch Red Skull. They're different guys, different characters, different universes. Well, he just, he says, you mean that's not just some crazy, some, what is he saying here? You mean that's not just some crazy disguise? I've been working with. the Nazi, that mask must be cutting off the oxygen to your brain. I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an American criminal lunatic. Keep back, boys. This creep is mine. Fuck, dude. That rules. That is like, a red skull with a giant swastika on his chest. It's like, come on, Joker.

That rocks, dude. You didn't know, you didn't realize. Number five, Mr. Burns. It's obvious. It's obvious. That's all they have to say. It's obvious, dude. Number six, Sonichu. Oh my God, no. Not Sonichu. Not Sonichu. Number seven, this is true.

Barney, the dinosaur. Oh, yeah. And then there's a comment from Maddox. You may remember him from the internet. I remember him from the internet. Yeah, Maddox is on the top tens now. That's what he does. And he said here, oh, another Barney insult.

Great. Yeah, just throw it on the pile, buddy. Yeah, just more thing to make it. Do you liberals ever get tired of making fun of Barney? Jesus fucking Christ, dude. You fucking liberals have no idea how much he taught us about sharing. How many jokes about Barney can you even make, dude? Number 15, skipping ahead, Peppa Pig.

Top comment with 15 likes. She would so love Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. It's fucking true, dude. That's way more likes than you usually see on a comment, too. Yeah. Most of the top comments have like five likes. She's not even in the top 10. You know who is number 10 is wario.

That one makes sense. I don't know that he can vote. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's a, he, uh, he's, I don't think, I don't think evil guys can vote. Yeah, yeah, exactly. If you're evil, you're not allowed to vote. I mean, number 18, Voldemort. Because you're just going to vote for whoever is going to make the country evil.

Voldemort is a British citizen. I don't, he can't vote either, right? You think he has like a social security card? Yeah. Yeah, it just says Voldemort. Yeah. Number 45 is the Joker. Okay.

And the top comment here, only comment, you need an ace in a hole, in the hole. You need an ace in a hole. Mine's Donald. The Joker. Huxden. That's an amazing line for the Joker. Number 22, the Grinch.

What do you guys think? We can skip it. the grinch is socialist because he steals the presence yeah i think he's green yeah yeah i think he might be green mean he might be a green mean fucking presence stealing machine i don't know that he's even politically minded i think jokers is like i mean grinch i think i think those are the same guy also they're too green i think that the grinch is probably one of those guys he like writes in mickey mouse because he's just like fuck it all dude i don't even care the system doesn't even apply to me he writes in himself.

Well, he's also writing the world's smallest ballot because he's on a snowflake. Yeah. Oh, he's liberal. He lives on a snowflake. That's true. Yeah. He's a snowflake of all because he wants to take the Christ out of Christmas and destroy the

presents for everyone. That is so true. He's, dude, he's a liberal snowflake. He's a socialist. Number 56 Wolverine. No. He's short. Okay

Yeah Never mind I think then Wolverine would vote Wolverine would vote for Professor X Yeah He'd vote for For the claw candidate

Yeah Probably Number 57 Makoto It Tao Who's that I don't know But it looks like it's a head I just see

There's just a head A woman holding a head An anime girl Holding a severed head No dude She's a fucking That's a feminist If I ever seen

Number 55 Dr. Eggman Dr. Eggman and Donald Trump are both judgmental, rude, egotistical, and obnoxious people. They also look somewhat alike as well. It's true. Whoa. Cool cat. Number...

Cool cat would... Hank Hill, no way, dude. Hank Hill, no, Hank Hill would write in John Kasich like good one. Yeah, he's like a Mitt Romney. Yeah, yeah. Because he has some common decency. Jesus Christ! Number 140 is Charra from under.

And there's one comment that says, She's not stupid, and it's from I hate Trump. I hate Trump, but I love Undertale. Gaston. Pac-Man. King D.D.D. Again, can't vote. King D.C.B. Gene from the emoji movie.

Yeah. A little bit of a Carlos Mincea King. Kevin McAllister from Home Alone, excuse me. N-uh. For only comment. Trump actually made a cameo in Homo 1, too. Seriously, look it up. Number 94, the annoying orange. Here's the comment.

Ha, ha, ha. And why is the annoying orange at number 101? Sewell-day be higher on the list. I mean, Donald Trump himself, Donald Trump herself, is relate to D, the annoying orange. I mean, look at it and tell me that dur not relate. Number 2.12 is Austin Powers. I'm voting for Trump, baby, yeah.

Well, I think fiscally he's a great candidate. He's going to do a lot for small business, baby. I'm a small business owner, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah. He's going to do a lot for small business, baby. His tax policy for small business owners is very shagodelic. Baby, yeah. To Israel, baby. Yeah, baby.

We gotta stop him us, baby, yeah. Zionist, Austin Power. Uh-huh. Number, uh, number, uh, number, these are all fucking donkeys now. Yeah. My little pony. These are don't.

Tonkeys from my little pony. Cadness Everdeen, excuse me, Swiper the Fox? Fuck yeah, dude. Swiper the Fox, also socialist, steals stuff from successful people. No, because he's, no, because she's Hispanic. They want to, the socialists want to steal from everyone. Well, I guess he also probably speaks Spanish, though, huh? The last one is number 262, The Beast from Over the Garden Wall.

That's true. Donald Trump exists in the over. Over the Garden Wall universe. Yeah. Yeah, you know what the wall is? Oh, my God. Uh-huh. Yeah, over the hardened...

Hardened border wall. Yeah. Yeah. Over the border wall. That's our parody animated series. Over the border wall. That's good. Yeah.

And it's you and me, and we fall over... And now we're in Tijuana, and we have sex with prostitutes. Mm-hmm. That might be a pretty good show. It's a good idea for a cartoon. That might be kind of an adult swim show. Kind of a weirdo, messed up kind of cartoon, but we could do it. Yeah, it would work.

It could have happened. How about over my hardly balls? I have really small balls, but only in this show. Over my hearty balls. And then it's Rick Moran has shrunk down, like, honey, I shrunk the kids, and he has to get over my hardly balls. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. And he says, and then he says, these are hardly even balls at all. You still got to get over them with a big guy. I'm saying big guy kind of sarcastically. If it's over

my hearty balls because they're full of chowder. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like a Campbell's Chunky in there. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I come a full potato chunk. Over my smarty balls

and they just have glasses on them. Right? And I'm doing kind of like one of those corn pops commercials where you have your mouth upside down but it's just my balls upside down. Yeah. Yeah.

And they got googly eyes. And they have uglies on them like ubu. Ubi? Ubi. Like Hulu. Mm. And every time, and you don't want that,

you don't want that character to sneeze in that commercial, I tell you. No. No way. Come on, Jesus. Oh,

all right, Donald Trump. Well, last big, congratulations, dude. Congratulations on pooping yourself. Yeah, congratulations on making you diaper wet. Yeah, you bitch. Fuck you. Yeah, man.

Nice diaper. Congratulations. you peed into your own mouth and enjoy it. Yes. Congratulations on shitting and then taking all the fiber stuff from your shit and eating it and you like it. Yeah.

Cremlins, Grimlin. Congratulations, you fell down the stairs. You rolled down like a loony tune. Mm-hmm. Yeah, congratulations on getting stuck in a barrel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but seriously, congratulations.

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