Podcast About List - Ep. 122B - **ONLY LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF JOE BIDEN WINS** Congratulations Joe Biden!

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Podcasts to the ball list. You're any crap monster. Congratulations. Congratulations, Joe Biden. We always knew you could do it. We never got to you, and we never recorded anything else otherwise. Uh-huh.

No, we knew we were going to win. We have never said that you weren't going to win. We never said that. We never said anything bad about you. Yeah, we never said that you're like the worst candidate we could have thrown up. You're the worst candidate that could ever exist. We never said that if you lose, it's entirely the fault of you, and it's not, it's the entirety of the Democratic Party. We never said in the set we from, we don't rep, no Joe Biden.

We didn't say that. I never said that. I've never said anything mean about you. I've never said anything bad about the DNC. And I knew you were always going to win. Dude, if he wins, I'm just in jail right now. That's true. Yeah.

Fuck. I'm like literally in jail. That's why we're recording this the day before, because if he wins, I go to jail. He has won. He won, and I'm recording this from jail right now over a phone. God damn, dude. Oh, what's up? What's up, man?

You look good. God damn, I hate jail. Hey, man, oh, what's up? Man, you fine as hell. jail sucks so bad dude what are they feeding you in there I'm fucking toilet paper holes yeah

yeah the holes in the rolls of the toilet paper Do you think you'll go to jail if he wins Not for anything I've done before he won Yeah Yeah but probably for something else Or I mean now that he's won Now that he's one I might I might

Here's all I'm going to say to those who are listening That this might be pertinent information to I might go to jail I might do something and go to jail No, I'm kidding I guess we have to explain We're recording this on election Tuesday Or selection Tuesday as I like to call it

Because you select your vote You've had a new one for every time we've recorded this That's true That's like your whole That's like your theme That's my thing Whoa I mean every way this is the only one we're recording

Yeah But so yeah Joe Biden won yeah first the first president named joe biden in the history of united's how about you come to my hey buddy let's let's chop it up we'll talk it over you come to my storage unit in uh rural north carolina and we'll just have a just a chat you and me yeah i won't bring any security if you don't let's just hang out you know just hash it out just squash the beef yeah i think that's the thing i think um now that he's president i think finally we can

squash a beef with him. Yeah, I mean, because we've been beefing since, I mean... I mean, we have, we have, there's common ground here, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I mean, we're both, like, awesome, like, rap-style white guys. That's true. Yeah. You know?

We're, like, I don't know, amazing speakers. Yeah, yeah. You know, we talk for a living. You guys are both cherry files. Yeah, that's a huge one. Yeah. See, we have more in common. we have not in common.

Yeah. I mean, the only thing you guys don't have in common is that your name and who wants to do what to who. And you're six feet tall and I'm, you know, 511 and a half, it's fine. You're five. We're the same height. Five eleven and three quarters. Almost six feet. Yep. Not quite there. You're five. But congrats, buddy. You're five. No, I'm not five three. No. Yeah, I'm five times three inches

into your mom. dude it's easy for me throw anything at me I'll throw it right back in your face it's so easy for me Jesus Christ put me on while and out already what the hell am I doing on this podcast I think we got to get on wild and out dude we would be so good on wild and out

yeah oh my god are you kidding wild out I would wild out you want to see me wild out yeah yeah somebody wraps at me and they're like all right Caleb you're turn to wild out Just spinning around like the Tasmanian devil. Shrinking and getting bigger. Edo-o-e-o-de-o-o-e-gill-e-gat-a-k-a-k-a-k-n-a-k-n-a-n-k-n-a-n-n-n-k. Just doing that for a couple minutes.

Machine-gun Kelly, how are you going to spit back at that? He just goes up and goes, Ah! Nah, dude, I would kill it on Wiling Out, though. Yeah? Especially if they had a trivia section. Yeah? I would crush that, dude.

Civil War Trivia section. They should get trivia on it. Yeah. And now for the bikini contest portion of the Wiling Out competition. Yeah, dude. You win that, too? Yeah, dude, I got small balls. Oh, right.

I'd tuck them easily, small and long. I have a huge sack, really small balls. I can pop them. both in my fucking ass, dude. Really? Yeah, dude. Show it right now. You want me to show you?

Yeah. Okay, here you go. Oh. Why did you kiss it after you did it twice with your mouth? It's called Good Luck. That looks like a bulldog eating a hot dog. Yeah, that wasn't good to look yet. Yeah, that was like a grape being sucked into a vacuum.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I got some suction in there. It looks like it was playing. in reverse That's one of the most popular guy in prison It looked like two

two pill bugs being born out of a monkey Dude I saw I saw A chimp's ass The other day Yeah

Yeah Yours It's got like the biggest Yeah What you look in the mirror Yeah Sorry you guys got me I'm a chimp

I looked at my asshole Basically It was a normal thing a chimp could do Yes Really Yeah I'm being actually

serious Did you hear that? Oh my God, dude. That's what a chimp would do. A chimp would burp and fart at you. I hate doing political episodes. I think Joe Biden's ass probably looks like a chimp's ass. I think he's got like Santa's beard on his hole.

He should have to show his ass and his pussy now that he's president. You should have to, if you want to run for president, you should have to get like just fucking absolutely humiliated sexually. You know what I mean? So we said. like just like there should every candidate if you want to run you have to fucking just like there's a video of you just getting your balls just fucking daft out like a cigarette just like mascara bleeding down your fucking face

uh-huh we should get to eat joe biden's pussy dudes if we vote for him no i don't think we should i think there should be a video though can you imagine it's like like like motorboating a rubber boot filled with steak sauce Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What the fuck? That's what it'll be like I just was thinking about it. You don't make him fucking red, white, and blue all over. I don't, I don't even know if we can say that.

You gotta lay down some newspaper. Yeah, like you're getting fish and chips. No, no, he should just get fucked on. like he should have to get fucked on one of those couches that's just like a bunch of sectionals put together so should trump no he's not president no he's not well he's not president no no but if you're gonna run for president you gotta get fucked out yeah and this is you see you're not fucked out on cam you should that's right Cameron's got to fuck you out and i get to watch you have to get like fucking like throat punished on him you know what I mean to run for president yes

so they have so they already have the dirt Because, yeah, it's like, there's no October surprise. People will be like, oh, his son smokes crack. It's like, who cares, dude? He literally got his fucking, he got fucking ripped to shreds. Whatever, he got one of his balls popped under a high heel, dude. They brought back O.G. Mudbone to do this. O.G. Mudbone is, like, the greatest fucking treasure in American history because he, he fucking,

wheat from the chaff there, you know what I mean? We're finding out who can take it, and who can take it like a fucking president yeah you know and he and he and basically ogy mudbone is the one who decides it should be part of the election about ogy mudbone at all i just forgot about it completely part of the registration is you sign away your rights for one day to just get fucking just fucked out like a fucking like a couch dude just like a fuck out like a couch like uh like uh yeah like a bag of yeast yeah you get flipped over like fucking rice dude yeah just like dude you're gonna get fucked like a spaceship flying around.

Yeah, and you pop like a balloon. Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna turn your hole into slime. I mean, I want, I want somebody to do to Joe Biden what that monkey does of that frog in that video. No. That's what should happen. No, I don't know if we can say that now that he's president. No, you can. No.

Oh, I can. I'm already in jail. I'm already here, so it doesn't really matter. Yeah, we can't say that. No, you guys are fine. But I don't know. I feel like that'd be a great, like... Be a good reality show.

Also, it's a reality show. I forgot that part. And that's the thing. And it's exactly like the bachelor, but it's O.G. Mudbone, deciding president based on who can fucking take it the hardest. Yeah, who takes it presidentially. And he's such a good presenter, too. Because he looks at the camera and goes like, yeah!

You know? He does that stuff. exactly dude i want fucking god by the time the general comes around

everybody's gonna be fucking wearing eye patches and shit the general general general from the car insurance he should have to

oh my god yes there's the thing because during oji my boat in a mocap suit just fucking the shit out of someone

yeah and especially because of COVID his penis will be at least long enough that they could social distance and and I think having the general in there too I think adding the layer of CGI CGI CGI

CGI people can't get COVID yeah that's a really good point yeah as long as they stop making as long as they stop making those like those diagrams yeah that's true they could get it from that they got to stop making 3D models yeah the CNN breaking news 3D model of the virus that actually the general can get and then he would be wouldn't be able to fuck Just seeing that their 3D model of the virus just float off screen and come back during a Geico commercial and just kill the Geicokeko. No. No. What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What's not? That's my tail. I seem to go to virus. I go to my tail. If you eat, you get virus protection, if you switch to guard. It's going down his throat.

I've never felt something. like this in my life no he should he'd be fine just the guy cogeco just waking up in a doom wad of high school

where am I all right so in honor of Joe Biden yeah I didn't get set the list yeah you did it's in the chat it's not in the chat I'll send it right now

this is top 10 song titles that describe one Joe Joseph R. Biden. I know one song. From user Murph. I know one song that would... Well, don't say it because it might be on the list.

Just wait till the end. I think one someone else here knows, too. Is it a black-eyed peas song that they had to change the lyrics of? No. Oh. Yeah, I'm a B. It is. I'm going to say that every time that you don't say the name of that song, I'm going to say I'm a B instead.

I'm punished for being PC yet again. Number one, can I touch you there by Michael Bolton There's a comment from Evan the Nerd That just says, oh my God Oh my God, they did not go there Oh my God, no Michael Bolton I'm looking at Evan the Nerd's profile

He's 21, he's from Tennessee And the top first line of his about is I'm afraid we shall be forever Be forever lost in darkness and ignorance Winnie the Pooh Whoa There's not much That much to say about me actually

I'm just some random nerd on the internet With bizarre obsessive opinions Way beyond your understanding Hey here's a Michael Bolden song That describes Joe Biden When a man loves a woman Jack Sparrow That's right

That's right Because Joe Biden gave a few visits To a certain lonely island Yeah That's fucking right Hey Hey Hey

Hey! You can listen to samples of the songs. Oh, dude, let's listen. Yeah. I can't turn it off. Is there no stop option? The pause button isn't working. I have to reload the page.

All right. I won't click to listen to sample then. Thank you for warning me. The pause button worked for me. Dude, Google Chrome hates me and loves my goal. Caleb doesn't have the capability. to pause. That's true.

I see two lines, dude. I start fucking zoning out, thinking about the heroes we lost on September 11th. Every time I see a pause, but I refuse to touch it. Yeah. Number two is tears in heaven.

I don't know how this relates to Joe Biden at all. You tripping if you think that. What? Yeah, his son. Because his son died? I don't think, I think that that's a stretch.

I think that, yeah, it's about a dead son. Yeah. Eric Clapton. What do you mean? Captain's son smoked crack, too. Yeah, that's why he jumped out that window. Yeah.

He was just bugging, dude. Yeah. He tripped on that video of the guy smoking cell and then falling out the window. That's Eric Clapton's kid. That's Eric Clapton's son, yeah. Very unlucky Eric Clapton. Yeah. Just raise your son better.

Seriously. Number three, crazy by Narls Barkley. Hey. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Mm-hmm. I mean, this is an all-timer of a list already, dude.

All right. Yeah. All right. Already we're all float on. They should put that on this list because then it would be a classic. Well, it's normal with Barclay list. Because he perfectly blends sort of like indie sensibility with like hip-hop roots. Yeah.

Which is exactly what Joe Biden does. That's what I mean. Yeah. He's kind of the perfect like kind of cross-section of those two worlds. Yeah. And he says crazy. Yeah. And also he's, yeah, and he's, well, also, we could read this as, as him being, like, kind of guilty of the same stuff, Seelow's guilty of.

Right? I guess that could be. Yeah, dressing up in a big gold suit. Yeah, being a cool robot, dressing like a robot, yeah. Having his Samsung Galaxy explode. Narnly Davidson. That's the name, that's his, that's his name when he dresses up in the gold suit. Oh.

Yeah, he said, it's a different person. He says, he claims it's not him. Well, he's like, what you saw was not Seelow Green. That was Narlie Davidson. Yeah, Narlie Davidson was once slipping those things in those women's drinks. It was not Seelow Green. God damn, dude. That was, that was, that one definitely came out of nowhere.

Yeah. The Seleo allegations. I was, I was really like, he's like fucking 4-11 and like 700 pounds. Yeah. I feel like that's usually a good guy. guy you know i can't think of many evil small people really look at this what about a gnome look at it all back look at this picture and tell me that the you're saying this guy doesn't seem that evil but but but look at this okay click on this link right here okay save for that's like

this is this is the evil part of him yeah yeah this is the guy who did everything bad. Seelow could never. Just search Narlie Davidson guys on Google Images. You haven't seen him yet. It's the picture with him with red and purple glowing lights on his head. This is his like Mr. Hyde, you know? Yeah, yeah.

Number four is Liar by Bikini Kill. That's kind of a lazy one if I'm being on. That's a very lazy one because there's, because I feel like liar by bikini kill is a very feminist band. I don't know Well it is song titles though Yeah that's true That is true I guess it's not the content of the song

And actually I guess we have to go back to tears in heaven and say And that one just doesn't make any sense at all Yeah that one really is If you're not considering content I guess his son is crying in heaven because he's dead But there's nothing about a son about in the name Right Out of context it just makes no sense

So I declare Murf creator of this list I'm declaring you idiot of the week I'm calling you out Murph you dumb as hell I don't know who won the election but I know Murph lost You know who won the election

It was Joe Biden It was Joe Biden It was Joe Biden Again it's so difficult Yeah This is tough I could I would be the world's worst time traveler

Yeah Yeah Just I'd be so stuck In the day that I left apparently Yeah just getting sent to To like future jail for like being white Kanye West is weird as fuck and it's being like

we don't even know if this actually happened yet number six creepy smell you skip number five where's my mind pixies number five where's my mind pixies oh that's because he's from that's because he's from Delaware and in Fight Club if you remember they go to Delaware and they blow up all those buildings yeah they're in Project Mayhem

yeah that's the only reason that that is on that list. Yep. All right. Now we can go to number six. Creepy smell by the smells. This one's clever. Yeah.

That's pretty clever. He's a sniffer, right? Yeah. Yeah. What if he's looking for, he's looking for crime? He's a crime dog. In a seven-year-old hair.

What if he's looking for a missing person? Yeah. He's making sure nobody else has touched that seven-year-old besides the parents. Yeah. He can actually, he can smell a pedophile's hand because he smells one every time he washes his face. Yeah, he's like Dexter He uses his powers for good

Yeah I don't know what just happened But my computer froze Yeah, you froze My computer froze and you And Caleb just went Wow, that's pretty cool Yeah, that didn't get picked up

I don't even know why I brought it up Number seven is tragedy by the BGs here It's gonna be a real tragedy When he passes away rest in peace sir i salute you i hope that i hope that your son can fill your your giant size 17 shoes because you know because you know joe biden's got those socks he's packing his shoes you know he's got long toes that look like fingers that's right you know what they say about a guy with big shoes and he holds his he holds his feet together like hands yes yes yes he does you got it uh-huh he holds his

feet together like hands like hands yes you're so right yeah wow i'm just i'm sorry you guys i'm so stressed out right now yeah why it's over there's i know that there's antifa thugs running around my neighborhood right now no no that was the last one celebrating celebrating joe bide either way either way antifa is just winning they're winning at some point either if trump won yeah antifa still wins if Biden wins. If Biden won, if Biden won, and now Antifa's winning again. Now we have to keep wearing masks, dude. I couldn't, I, I, yeah, dude, earlier today, I'd freaking Antifa Thug was celebrating and he tried to throw a, he tried to throw a rainbow latte through my window. And I couldn't see his face as or his identity because he was wearing a damn infinity scarf.

Oh my God. I, uh, luckily I got a good look at his eyes, though, because he was wearing glasses with no lenses. Oh, my God. It is nice that this is, if Biden wins today. the coronavirus is just gone. Yeah, it's gone. It is gone. And Bella and Sebastian, the leaders of Antifa are going to make a great album. Mm-hmm.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Number eight, been caught stealing by Jane's addiction. I don't get this one. Joe Biden. Oh, he steals your hearts. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. He's a fucking smooth Casanova. Yeah. They call him Joe Casanova. They do. Call him Joey Smooth. Like J.B. Smooth. Yeah.

J.B. Joe Biden's He's eating something. He's eating something. Listen, Barry. Listen, Barry. He's J.B. Smooth, dude. He is. I would love a J.B. Smooth presidency.

Me too, man. Yeah. There are so many celebrities that I want to be president. Yeah. And it sucks that we got our number one last year. It was Donald Trump that was the celebrity president. We couldn't have, like, Yeah, we couldn't, yeah, we could, he's not an American citizen.

Well, you can, he's not naturalized, but. Yeah, he's not a naturalized, but. I mean, neither was Obama. It's fine. It's true. Yeah. Obama was from Italy, too. Yeah. Yeah, like, why couldn't we have got, like, uh, like, why couldn't we have got, like, like, flow from Progressive? Something like that. Like, yeah. Yeah. We would have had the funniest cabinet because it would just be her in different costumes as her family.

The funniest first family They've been trying to force on him for eight years Yeah Jamie Listen we like the lady I don't need this fucking nerd I want to smoke a blunt with Jamie I'll say it

I don't like him He seems like a guy He seems like a character from like Season 9 of the office Yeah that's true Yeah He seems like he's like the Clark Duke of Progressive Yeah very bad

Don't want him I want flow We need flow Please I need flow I need flow I need flow in my life Number nine, dumb by Nirvana. Oh, they went there.

They went there. It's a comment from Stewart that says accurate and I despise most of Nirvana's music. The rest is either just bad or okay. What the fuck, Stuart? What are you talking about? Kirkobane didn't blow his brains out for you. Yeah.

Freak? Yeah, we love Kirkobane. Kirkobane, you can come on whenever you want after the surgery fixes you. Kirko Bangs, you can also come on. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Much respect to Kirkgo Bangs.

My brain is stuck in the 2013 double-X-L freshman cipher for the rest of my life. Yeah. It's just me and Kirko Bangs rapping. Who else was in the 2013 one? Me. MacMiller? No. MacMiller was 2011, I believe.

Danny Brown was 2012. Chance wasn't in it, right? I think Chance was. Chance was? Yeah. And Travis was. Scott? I think so.

Let's look up to Excel. This is pretty interesting. Yeah. Oh, it was Action Bronson, Travis Scott, Chief Keefe, Trinidad James. Trinidad James. Whoa. I have not heard that name in a fucking long time.

Jesus Christ. What if he won, dude? Yeah. Oh, my God. Trinidad James. What was his song? All gold, everything. Oh, well, he did win because of Donald Trump.

Because he's guys. Yes, dude. Yes. Yeah! Let's fucking go, dude. Let's take him down. Dude, he likes gold. Gold all in my toilet.

He likes gold. His skin is gold. Gold all in my toilet room. Gold all in my... In Mar-a-Lago. Gold and Mar-R-R-R-R-R-R-I-House. Pop to Mali, I'm sweating. Yeah.

Talk to Putin. I'm sweating. Yeah, that's right. Giuliani, I'm sweating. Oh. Oh, my God, you did not just do that, dude. Okay. Pooped a lot and I'm sweating because he poops a lot.

In his diaper, his gold doll in my diaper. Any guy with a toilet that golden must have to poop a lot if he's going to be using it. I'm a fat guy I'm sweating. There we go. Yeah, dude. Uh-huh. Yeah. Gold doll in my ass.

Michael Chee, if you're listening, you can use that on S&L. You don't have to pay me. Mm-hmm. It's free. Let's go. Lob it up. It was in my package. We're throwing you a softball.

You can take anything from my Twitter using on SNL. I appreciate you. I really regret submitting my packet because they have been using everything I've said. Yeah. Yeah, the past four years have been everything out of Patrick's package. Uh-huh. Yeah, most of the Trump stuff is from my packet. Yeah, Patrick just wrote a bunch of funny situations that he thought were goofy

that ended up turning into just tone-deaf political comedy. like he didn't know who he didn't know anything he didn't know who was president he was writing characters and they they turned out to be perfect these would be great for Trump

what the hell we're not going to hire this guy but his packet is amazing we can't hire this guy because of because of our anti- he didn't put a return address on the packet

for its name this showed up one day in a manila envelope They can't hire you because they don't hire Irish people anymore. That's true. Yeah. After Bobby Moynihan, you got everybody to fuck out of there, every Irish person. Well, Kate McKinnon's still there.

She's faking it. Yeah. Yeah, it's just Irish for her stage name. She's really Polish. Yeah. Her real last name is Miskavitch. Yeah. Is Kate Miskish?

No chance is a fucking Irish lesbian in the world. No. No fucking, especially not under a Biden presidency. Right. Yeah, Biden would nip that in the bud. Yeah. Immediately. I hope he does go on SNL and he's like, are you sure you've never, have you ever kissed a man? I mean, have you ever even tried, Kate?

And she's just dancing and smiling at the camera with their hand over her heart. Yeah. She's doing the play. Oh, my guy. Wait, I've got the best idea. I've got the best idea. They do the Pledge of Allegiance on SNL. Dude.

Yes, bitch. Uh-huh, and they say some funny words in it. Yeah. Yeah, I pledge allegiance to my crab. Yeah, I pledge allegiance to my rod. Mm-hmm. The pledge of the penis. Mm-hmm.

Dude, that's good. We, okay. We should do political, this is the only political show from now on. Yep. I mean, we're crushing them, dude. We should bring this to Broadway. We're taking down those fucking, the lizards that are in power. That's right.

We got to bring this to Broadway. immediately. Once everything reopens, we're going to have the best Broadway show. We'll do the first Broadway show ever. We're skipping off Broadway, going straight to Broadway. It's going to be a double feature us and Wicked back to back. Yeah, Wicked, yeah, what is that about Donald Trump? Now it is. Oh my God. Now it is. Wait, wait, she's green, more like he's mean and orange. Yep. The Wicked Witch of Queens that's me that's no it's donald trump he's from queens is he from queens yeah uh oh what no dude

that's where that's where i'm from he's from jupiter and you know where people why people go there uh-huh get more knowledge number 12 take a chance on me by abba okay a little okay maybe a little positive okay okay okay okay all right number 16 smile by Uncle Cracker He's everybody's fucking Number 15 is follow the leader by corn Which is not a song name It's an album name

There's no song called that That doesn't need to make any sense Stupid ass It's like how Bill Cosby was America's dad Joe Biden is America's Uncle Cracker That's true Wow this is genius Number 14, this is really genius

Politician by Korean Oh my God Wow. They really got him on that one. That actually does act, that literally describes that is so true. That might be the most accurate one, yeah. It's pretty good.

Number 18, Delaware by Perry Como. Yeah, dude, that's a nice one. Straight to the point, dude. Number 19, I'm the coolest by Alice Cooper. Well, you have to know, to understand that one, that Joe Biden thinks he's very cool. Once you know that, it all kind of unlocks itself from there. Cool Uncle Joe.

fall into place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Number 20, old-fashioned by Panic at the Disco. Yeah, more like old fascist.

Sorry, Joe Biden, I love you. I mean, let's fight. Another round of applause. Oh, my God. We're putting up numbers today. Yeah, we're on fire today. You know what it is? We don't have to be stressed out

about anything anymore. We can go eat bunch. Trump lost. Comedy's good again, dude. Yeah. This is what we mean when we say that. We panic at the disco, more like preschool where his dick go.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy. I mean, just fucking, just quit. His dick slithers into preschool like a snake underneath the door. You're not coming back. Uh-oh. Number 21, lazy by deep purple. More like crazy by Narls Barkley. Number 22, old man by Neil Young.

That's most of the presidents. Old man, Neil Young. Do you ever realize how that song kind of makes no sense based on the artist's name? I'm not... Why is the young guys singing about the old man? This can't be a real song. If the real Joe Biden saw that, he would immediately have an aneurysm. Yeah.

He would not understand. An old man, a Neil Young, a young, a young Neil, a man's old? A man can be old. And it's just like that. That's just the way it is. It just do be like that. Number 23, pervert by the descendants. Another punk rock song, which is going to be so much better.

How about revert to the Obama years? Man, punk rock is going to suck so much under Joe Biden because all the puns are going to be too happy. True. All the punks, what are they going to rage against? Yeah, exactly. There's nothing. He's awesome, dude.

He's the punk rock president. Yeah. He should get a Mohawk. Yeah. Oh, my God. A jojah. A johawk. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Deceiver by impending doom Huh Okay Huh That might be a little dramatic I feel like we covered that with liar too Yeah

I don't think you'd need another one This says number 31 redneck by Joe South Is he a redneck? Number 26 Put your money where your mouth is by jet He wants that He puts his money on a baby's penis Yeah

Yeah well he's flying on a jet And you know which jet it was. A fucking baby's penis. Spirit Airlines, am I right? He was flying on spirit because he's frugal. Yeah, dude, he's a regular Joe. Mm-hmm. Number 27, white man by queen.

Yeah. That's true. That's actually really brave and true. Yeah, he is a white man. That song's about Joe Biden. That's a murder of indigenous people. Really? And they say, we endorse this at the end.

It's fucked up. Yeah. We all love this. Much. Yeah. Number 28, Mad Mad Me by Wendy Waldman. No, it's mad,

mad at me. It says mad, mad, mad me. No. It says, look at number 28. It says mad, mad me. Yeah, no, I'm saying that she, I'm saying Wendy Waldman made a typo. I don't think that's true.

Yeah, I think that's it. Because why would you say, no? That doesn't make sense. Who's, why is, uh, is he mad? Is he mad, mad? He's mad, well, he did get mad and when he went. Why, why, why, why, why, why? Oh, yeah.

Why, why, why, why, why, why? Come on, man, keep it again. Yeah. That's what the best video. It's so funny. Yeah. He looks sped up. That's what I love about.

Just like, yeah, just running into a journalist facing me, what, blah, wow, wow, wow, why? It's like, he's supposed to ask why, dude, he's a journalist. Yeah. It's true. Yeah, trying to own a journalist by be like, man, man, stop asking so many questions. You're crazy.

You're crazy. You're weird. You're a weirdo coming to this debate and asking me a question. You want me to know, you want to ask questions? Uh-uh. You want to know something? How does you go to the bookstore? How would you go to the library and read up?

Yeah. How about you calm down and settle down with a nice lady who tolerates you? Hey, big guy. Hey, champ. How much you go get a library card? Yeah. Spend a couple years reading famous books. Come back.

Hey, champ. How about we do this when there's not a literal fascist, running for office. Okay, kiddo? That's right. Yeah. All right. All right. You fucking sissy piece of shit. Get out of my face. Yeah. Oh, you're like a, you're just a little, you're a little worm. You're a little, I'm going to catch a fish with you. You're a worm. Get over here. I'm going to put you on the end of my fishing rod. Yeah, I'm going to catch a fish. I'm going to catch a fish later.

You're just a why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. I'm going to Catch a fish with you. Whoa, whoa, weeba. Come on, man, calm down. You're not Borat. You're not Borat. Come on, man. Wawa, wewa, wawa, wia, wawa, wewa.

If you vote for Donald Trump and not me, then you ain't Borat. My wife, my wife, nice, nice, very nice. Come on, man. Listen here, Borat. Number 30, big mouth blues. You have a big blue mouth. That's right.

That's right. is blue. Yeah. Dude, get him. Because he's a Democrat. What have you been eating fucking blow pops? What's wrong with your mouth? Crud.

You didn't cotton candy ice cream? Lay off the sweets. Fucking fatty. Stop eating sugar. Yeah. Oh. Going to end up like your son. What are you freezing cold?

Why is your mouth so blue? What are you cold? So cold, your whole body turned blue like a smir. What are you a smurf? What are you a smurf? Ha, ha. He cold. He cold

He's cold He's cold He's not even warm He cold Go get a scarf Hey get yourself a blanket Get a scarf You're cold

You're cold as hell Number 38 Blah Blah Blah by Keshah Oh man Blah blah Keshah Wow That's just too far I think

Yeah You say what you would I mean Have some respect for the office of president Mm-hmm Sleepy Head by Passion Pit He's sleepy as hell Let's add to this list to end it off

You know? Okay Hmm Yeah What are some weird songs Let me think of a funny song That would be a funny name to call a guy Why don't we do it in the road

Kim by M&M because his wife died Okay Right in a car I think Lose yourself Lose yourself by M&M because he's lost his brain Raine Man by M&M because he has a disability Yeah There's a lot of good M&M things

I think there's too many songs There's too many songs, it's hard to think of a song Freak Out La Freak by Sheik Freak on a Leach Yeah, freak of the Lease Freak of the Week Yeah, the leash is the Democratic Party.

Yeah, Daddy by corn. That's right. See, this is what they're saying, that comedy is going to get so much harder. Yeah, sexy bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Rocket, man. He's got a red rocket.

Yeah, beautiful girls. That's true. Yeah, promiscuous. Promiscuous girl. Yeah. Any Timbaland song. What about What about

Odit, no, not Otis, that's about a different guy About Otis by Jayze and Kanye West That's a different guy That's about Otis Redding What about Joe's Joe's house? Joey That's pretty good dude

Joey by four non-blons Four non-blondes I don't think, I think it's concrete blonde What about the Joe Rogan experience? What about the Joe Rogan experience? experience. Four non-blondes is, they do, uh, I said, hey, what's going on? Oh, okay.

What about, what about deep cover 99 by big pun? What about figure 11? There we go. Paralyzer. That's right. What about, what about, uh, what about Chris Benoit by ICP? Okay. Okay.

Yeah. No, that's a bad different guy. What about fuck the club up? Okay, Grove Street Party. Because the Washington, because the White House is on Grove Street. What about, uh,

um, what about bad guy by Billy Elish? Okay. Sorry I had to go there. King Coupa. King Coupa. King Coupa by Kendra Claimar. King Cupa.

That's right. King Cuba. Yeah, guys, what about Armory of Obsidian Glass by full of hell? That would be pretty funny. Hey brother by Avichy.

Congratulations to Joe Biden. What about levels by Avichy? Scrillx Rehix, base boosted. Okay. Joe Biden, again, man, huge congrats. You're going to do amazing work. Please don't. Please don't put me in jail, man.

Yeah, please don't put Caleb in jail. We need him. Or please, I mean, please get Caleb out of jail. Yeah, please get me out of jail. I'll be right. Yeah. Sorry, we're playing checkers in the back with our own penises.

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