Podcast About List - Ep. 127 - Stories from our friendship

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

hey go subcrube to te www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist

You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Podcasts to the ball list. You're any crap monster. Ooh. Yeah, we're back. We're back. I'm drinking my little drink. What's your little drink?

What is this? This is cranberry pineapple juice. Ah, dude, healthy Patrick on the way. With a little bit of a little bit of. of coconut rum in it. Really? Yep. Dude.

I'm getting who. What time is it? I love lunch. Lunch is one of my favorite things. And rum is like a mimosa. It's like a lunch alcohol. Uh-huh. Yeah.

It's designed for lunch. It's mostly a lunch thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm over here. I'm, I'm chilling, man. I might need help from you guys,

low-key. Yeah. What? Yeah. And I need help hide in a body. Ooh. yeah ooh

yeah that's right you know why no because I accidentally killed the game you can't Cameron said

we weren't going to record video oh yeah whoops nobody saw my cool move then yeah

nobody saw me look cool but I killed the game accidentally low key yeah man my teeth

I told you guys about time for Patrick's teeth update play that Play the intro song. No, Patrick, you didn't say anything about your teeth before. What are you talking about?

What's happening with your teeth now? So I got, I got all of them fixed. Whoa. There's a whole audience going to cost like $10,000. No, it's going to cost eight thousand dollars. Yeah, I know. I got, well, not all of them. And didn't you some of them fall out after they fixed them?

Yeah. No, the fucking day I got them fixed, I was eating something. And then the bottom one did the dentist find a poop in your mouth? No. No. Oh, my God, no. No. Oh, I'm sorry.

She didn't find a poop in my mouth. No, what the hell? Wait, you have a girl dentist? I do. Have you ever fallen? Is that a girl touch your teeth, dude? At the same damn time? Two girl dentists at the same day time.

Goddain. And dentists. And penis. But, yeah, I fucking, so this bottom one fell out. number, I think this one is 30, and then I was flossing. The 30th one that's falling out? Tooth number 30 is what they called it.

And 30 fell out, and I had to go back in to get 30 put back in the same day because there was something wrong with my bite. And then this one fell out the other day while I was flossing, so I just stuck it back in. Wait, your tooth fell out while you were flossing? Yeah, the crown. I got two pounds put on. Oh, okay. All right, not the, okay.

You said, you didn't mention crowns until, you were just talking about. I thought you guys knew I had crowns. But when you say my teeth fell out, I assume you're talking about the tooth, like the root and everything. Oh, no. You really scared me.

Why? How many teeth do you have, Patrick? That doesn't happen to you? Your teeth don't fall out. All of my teeth are chipped in the front. Yeah, me too. None of them are. My teeth are chipped.

Yeah, me too. Yeah. From grinding on a man at a club? really yeah your father yeah he grabbed too hard my father does have rock hard abs and a tight he's got a rock hard penis and my butt's up against it

my dad I mean god damn he's got a bubble butt I'm excited to go home for Christmas my dad's bubble butt again Patrick was bouncing on it like a trampoline I'm getting my dad I'm getting my dad he hit the ceiling teeth first Caleb's gonna have a half brother

and I'm getting my dad like six pairs of Lulu Lemon yoga pants. Yeah. Just be like, Dad, can you just try these on walk around for me?

Yeah. Oh, Dad, I dropped your present. Yeah. You have to bend over and pick it up, dad.

Yeah. I'm just like placing like a trail of cigars that he keeps picking up and bending over to get. And it'll lead to my room.

And then what? And then there's a heart made out of cigars. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm like, if you want to smoke

one of these cigars, you got to smoke every last one of them, dad. it's cool that guys love cigars it's just cool cigars just gave my grandpa bladder cancer pretty beast yeah and it's funny because cigars look like poop yeah so you think it would go you think the cancer would land to your

but actually goes directly to your p for a fucking yeah how does it how does it go to your bladder how did he get bladder cancer from you don't know what it was this there was there was yeah there was yeah there was he would he would he could you know you know how some women can like like drink a soda with their vagina he can sell a cigar with his wiener i didn't know that women could do that really you haven't talked to your mom recently oh my god it's too easy dude it's too fucking easy for me anybody else want to go against the champ in the ring cameron does Cameron your mom's fat fucking easy another one why would you there another guy here

why would you say that i'm sorry your mom's too far you can you can say that you're going to have sex with my mom but the second you you start doing that that's too far because your mom's evil so i feel like i can make fun of her easier what how is my mom evil mom she called me stupid one time she did she has called you cocksucker every time every time every time i've seen her she calls you like either like a pedophile or yeah some kind of she says something insane about somebody yeah and it's just it's i mean it's classic sort of middle school tension between yeah the last two times the last two times that i talked to her was she called Patrick a pedophile and then she called me and Caleb

a pedophile the second time. Yeah. I think she's just got a thing for pedophiles. I think she just thinks it's funny to call you guys chomis. I don't think she has a thing for pedophiles. I think she has a thing for pedophiles. No, she doesn't. I don't think. Don't, don't insinuate that my dad is a pedophile. My dad's a great man.

Yeah, I think she might be married to a pedophile. Don't. That's the only explanation. I don't say that. No, you guys would like my dad. Yeah. I think. your mom? I think my dad did get mad at you one time, Caleb. Why, because I just came on to your mom too hard? Yeah. You remember we were on like FaceTime or something and like you were saying like, oh, look at me, Trish or something like that. My dad went, hey.

I will fucking, I will cave your dad's shit in, dude. He won't do anything in my dad. I will fucking, I will destroy your dad. My dad's huge. I'm going to stick a broom through his fucking orbital bone. How big is your dad? My dad's like six feet and he says, he's six feet by six feet. Yeah, he said, he said, Six feet by six feet. The perfect cube. And he does a, he does Diamond Dallas Page Yoga. That's cool, dude.

And he does like P90X. Oh, man, it makes sense. You would think someone who's six feet tall is huge. I do insanity. I do insanity, which is like the harder. Well, I did insanity too. He has the same pull-up bar as you. I think there's only one pull-up bar.

I think, I think we have to, I think we have to, uh, I think we have to put Caleb in the ring with my dad. I'll box him, dude Dude, that'd be amazing I actually want to do this now I actually want to have Caleb fight my dad I would take I would like I'd take some insane like psychotic medication and just like

I'd just like start biting your dad I'd throw my fingernails out and shit I'd get like I'd get like dermal implants of horns so I'd take the Jacobs Ladder like bloodlessed Vietnam drug Yeah exactly I'm gonna I'm going to smoke Agent Orange

and then I'm going to attack your dad. Just to fuck him up. Yeah. I'm going to pepper spray myself right before, get myself mad. A giant Indiana Jones whip into the ring with me. I'm going to train myself. It's like, just like, just circle around and just going,

what's up, motherfucker? Damn. I want to see him. He's just sitting there with like boxing gloves, just like a kind of, he'll tape it up. He'll tape it up.

Just standing in the opposite corner, just whipping him from across the ring. Just lashes all over. It's just like Masters of Tara Kasai, like the Star Wars game, where, like, Luke has like a lightsaber and he goes up against a Tuscan Raider is fighting with fists. I'm going to put a giant lash in your dad's fucking chest and then say, hey man, take credit cards. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to do that. I'm going to mention.

More and more, more and more, I want to see this fight. I'm going to mentally, you want to see your dad die? No, I don't want to see him die. I just want to see him go, I mean, I want to see him go a couple rounds against you. I'm going to wear, I'm going to dress up like a goth and scare your dad to death. I'm going to get boots with spikes on him. I'm going to be dressed up. I'm going to be dressed up in a full gladiator outfit.

I'm going to have a spear in a net. And I'm going to trap your dad and I'm going to pin him against the wall with the spear. You're not going to trap my dad. I'm going to trap your dad in a net. You couldn't even go one round against. my dad. I could go a thousand rounds with your dad. Now, all right, you know what? Yo, if I was with your dad right now,

I'd never tap out. I could keep going with your dad all day. Yeah, all right, we got to see this now. I think both of you have to fight my dad. Basically, I'd go to the boxing ring like the night before and I'd set a bunch of traps in the ring. You do Kevin. You do Kevin McAllister style boxing.

A big trip wire that makes a giant pendulum swing down and chop his head off if he steps out of the corner. You didn't say no booby traps. That's true. That's a big thing that they don't recognize in boxing is that... Booby traps are completely fair game. Completely.

That's what Michael Tyson was doing. Michael Tyson. Michael Tyson. That's technically his name. That's what Mike Tyson was doing was, you know, he was doing a booby trap. Yeah. When you bit that, when you bit available... I hate when I fight Mike Tyson, I slip on all the marbles that he threw.

Yeah, my ear flies into his mouth. I hate when I get glued to the ring. You want to watch out for my spike pit. If I was a boxer, I would train myself by taking one tiny punch every day, so I become a moon. You could do like a machine gun Kelly thing. You could get punched in the stomach a bunch of times. That's yeah. 150 times.

Yeah, what is? I thought it was 65. Whatever it is. It's in that. It's in that park, yeah. Just like, how do you not defend yourself after like, also, how does that person I get tired after like, eight punches. I think he must have been like, well, eight times. He must have

been tied to one of those like wheels like a medieval torture chamber. Yeah. And a guy was just there just going in on him. Eight times eight to six and four. So then it was probably eight guys circulating with one punch. He was standing in a circle. Oh, that might be true. Oh, yeah. He was sitting. Okay. He was on a

office chair. He was on an office chair spinning around and they were punching his belly. One at a time. Uh-huh. Yeah. And it was a frat party. It's like it's like It's like one of the, it's like those blacksmiths that take turns hitting a thing with the hammer. Yeah. Ever see those videos?

Cameron, how many spins would that be in the chair? How, what's the numbers? So it's eight guys punching one time, 64 times. How many spins would that be? Would that be eight spins? Yeah. Come on. You did it in reverse in front of us.

I know. I did figure that out. That's the one time on the pot I've done math correctly and I completely. It kind of seemed like you were bragging that you could do part of it. No, I wasn't. Eight times eight, 64, 64, 84, man. That's one of the only, like, things like that. Yeah, hey, what's that?

64, eight times eight. That's something like that, dude. Just like casually doing the easiest math in a bragging way. Yeah. I mean, five plus six, that's got to be like 11 or something. Yeah, I mean, but I don't know. Yeah. What is that?

No, what is that guy? Oh, my God. I was right. I mean, what are the odds? I was guessing, dude. Oh, my God. easy guess you want to see me do it again you know i i'm honestly i'm proud of myself that's all i need pat you want to see me do the biggest math problem in the world sure you want to see me do it again

oh my god no come on you do and that's how i'm going to destroy your dad mentally psychologically you will never wear my dad down i'm going to mail your dad raw meat for a month of leading up to the fight just to intimidate him yeah and i'm going to say this is you this is about to be you this is the last guy i fought i'm going to come and of the ring. I'm going to have a boxing glove on one hand, and on the other hand, I'm going to have a Freddie Kruger glove, but instead of knives, it's feathers, and I'm going to tickle him to death.

That's right. I'm going to talk to my man, Donkey Kong. I'm going to talk to my man, Donkey Kong. Get that glove that it uses in Super Mario baseball. I'm going to one shot. I'm going to knock your dad into right field. I can't hit a home run. I'm not that strong. Damn, I just saw a crazy news story. What's happening? You're on the news website right now.

Yeah. I'm on the New York Post. He's watching CNN. New York Post. Is that your go-to news? You're finding new things to do? No, I just ignore us talking. Like, ignore you guys. You just wouldn't even do normally.

You guys were making fun of me for math, so I found something to talk about. Want to be Instagram star, allegedly ripped mom's heart out in shocking murder. Holy shit. Whoa. A young medical student, want to be Instagram star,

allegedly ripped out her mother's heart, lungs and intestines, then calmly washed the blood off in the shower and met up with her boyfriend, according to a report. Yeah, what was her name, Chuckina, Noracina? Or something? Yeah, what was her name? Her Instagram name was. Yeah, was it Sonia Blade?

Yeah, what was it? Sonia Blade? Chuckie, the doll. Whoa! Oh! Oh! I saw Chuckie at 3am! No! I called Chuckie on the phone. phone.

Real phone call. He called Chucky on the phone at 1 a.m. And he was small. And you guys ever heard of the game you can only play when you're high? No, what's it called? I forget. Fortnite!

Yes. Yes, dude. Oh, my God. I love that game. We're on such a big Fortnite kick. It's so stupid. Fortnite is one of the swag games. I won every Fortnite game I ever played at this point in my life.

Cam might be the greatest Fortnite player. Cam's better than ninja. Cam is like anti-Ni ninja. I have a better ratio. Yeah, a better ratio of wins to losses than ninja right now. You look like ninja too. We should get Cameron the headband for Christmas.

We should get Cameron Ninja for Christmas. Yeah, we should get Cameron ninja gear. Whoa. I'm going on. All right, Cameron, what's your address? What? Cam, what's your address? Your address.

One, two, three, your poop. Just say it. say. Oh my God. Is it seriously your address? It's such a funny address to have. How'd you get that? Did you have to pay extra for that address? Yeah. You should be able to get a vanity address. Like a license plate, right? They have to put like such a good idea. That's the best idea ever, dude. Yeah. It's a really good idea. It's all done. The mail is all done by GPS anyway. If they put, you put it in the database that my address is like, it's like diarrhea street for. Then they can find. it right dude that'd be so cool to be able to walk by a house and to see like oh these people paid $500 so they could live on diarrhea streets and guess what they're it's per house so their

upstairs neighbors have to deal with it too even though they're a 90 year old couple yeah it would only it would have to work only for like resident like like people who live like live in homes I don't think I'm buying a vanity address for the burger king down the street and I'm not telling them yeah yeah and I'm to call it McDonald's. Oh my God. It's McDonald's on GPS. But that'd be sick, man. You could get, it'd be just be, that'd be so sick, man. That'd be the coolest thing to get of all time. Yeah, I don't know. I think you should be able to do vanity everything. You should be able to do a vanity phone number. Yes. You can, I think. You can kind of do that, right? Yeah. You could definitely

pay for a $1,800 number. You should be able to do a vanity social security number, too. Yes. Yeah, you should choose it for your kids. I'm sick of mine. There's too many zeros in mine. Really? Yeah. Dude, you just leak. That's a big leak, dude. I'm going to reverse engineer your number.

Like how many zeros? Six. Six. Six zeros? And how many different of each other number is there on it? There's one, two, and there's one eight. And then what's the order of those numbers together? I can't tell you that.

You definitely are. Damn, it's it too much. He's so. smart i don't think so i think he's fine well will we ever run out of social security numbers one day probably probably in like a million years right digits yeah they could just do that i don't think so yeah you could but they no all right then just take one from a dead person that's true okay wow the team ninja windbreaker is only fifty dollars is it sick i already told you guys i want 23 and me i don't want to that's what you want for christmas for my for

Whatever you guys want to get me. We're getting you, we're getting you the full ninja sweatsuit. I don't want that. I won't. I won't wear that. You know, you're so ungrateful. It's unreal.

You didn't even get it for me yet. It's not ungrateful. It's so, you're so ungrateful. It's unreal. I'm not grateful. You're the one who's ungrateful. The Ninja Gamer hoodie has mesh things on the side

so you can wear your headphones over the hood. Whoa. And you don't. want that i want to know where i want to know where i came from poland do we yeah i i i hope you get 23 of me and it like immediately just like changes like your netflix recommendations and shit yeah well thing is i truly the only thing he's allowed to watch is the witcher tv show i like the witcher tv show dude there's cool they got monsters in it so you guys like anything

with monsters you guys like anything with monsters you guys like Netflix You love my brain. I love Netflix originals. Don't get me wrong. Do you guys think we could get a Netflix original? Yeah, sure. Wait. That's my dream.

What would it be, dude? Oh, my God. Stories from our friendship. Oh, yeah. We have to do stories from our friendship. So for those of you don't know stories from our friendship. Unfortunately, there's a bunch of movies and TV shows we want to make, but due to our contract, we have to make stories from our friendship first.

And it's going to be 13 seasons. Yeah. It's going to be basically every episode. just so you know the golden age is going to be three to ten just so you know yeah so lock in like you can kind of ignore the first two and the last three but that that middle seven is going to be it's going to go stupid it's going to be something else yeah it's going to go crazy i mean you know it's just like every good tv show third season's the best ninth season's the worst do you think we'll ever run out of stories from our friendship to tell on our show oh you know that's going to be that

we're going to go about it in the uh the british way we're going to do six episode seasons But that's my word season every five years Whoa Exactly how every British TV show works That's how they have to do curb your enthusiasm Because Larry David Can only like fuck so many

30 year old women and Yeah Mm-hmm You know have so much bad coffee The British brain can't process Like too many episodes at once So they have to do like four They can't count higher than six

Yeah So they just get stuck Yeah after six it becomes a quid Yeah exactly exactly yeah and that doesn't make any sense because that's not a number right yeah that's a thing and then after that there's a quint or quent what yeah you should move to the UK dude I would do great there biggest to you we should do a show where we take you to different countries okay and we have you interact we call it a friend abroad a friend abroad a friend with some broads

I mean, here's hoping, buddy. Yeah. Yeah, we get you to fucking, we get you to Romania. Those women will do anything for food. Oh, come on, man. What the hell are you talking about? Come on. Dude, I'm trying to get you laid here.

That's disgusting. Why? Do British people still use shillings? Yes. Is a shilling still a thing? Yep. Yeah, they still use little picture, little gold coin. wins with

seizures They do. They do. They do. They do use those, though. Yeah, they do.

Like, in Canada, they do that too. Like, a loony is like a coin. You can, in the UK, you can trade a chicken

for stuff. You can buy an Xbox with six chickens. What is a shilling? Bring that back. A shilling, five shillings is one crown. Yeah,

I'm sure that he's that, but, but then two shillings and six pence is a half crown. Wow. But, But what's a couple of quid? But two shillings is one Florin, which is a two bob bit.

And 12 pence is one shilling, but that's also a bob. And six pence is one six pence, aka a tanner. See, this is why. I like that they make one of us for using like inches and feet and miles and shit. And they have stuff like this. Yeah, I mean, I'll try you one king's toe. Yeah. But then you get, then you go down the list and then four pence.

is one groat three pence is one threuppance two pence is one tuppence or a half groat yeah because two pence tuppence two half that one i knew you know what's kind of weird thinking about it you know in fortnight fortnight fortnight in the u.s is just like an awesome game where you can dance and be the mandolorean and baby yota but in the ukk it's actually just a week true okay you ever think about one pound is 20 shillings weighing right now. Well, one shilling is 12 pence, obviously. Okay. Wait, 12 pence. Listen, we got enough pence over here. Yeah, we got

one pence too many. Yeah, that's right. Oh, this is old British money. Oh, my God. Are you kidding, dude? No, I am. Oh, shit. This is old. Oh, my God. That makes so much. more z uh no and they i mean they don't have any new money so i'm gonna call the bobbies on you so soon

god damn fuck the bobbies hey babb the bobby's the bobby's rolled up and got my my potna yeah yeah they locked my pot my potna up the bobby's did yeah the bobby's rolled up the bobby's pulled up with the with the bobby's pulled up with the with the musket yeah they've got damn bobby's pulled up with the bayonet pulled up with the bayonet put it in my lad they put the bayonet my lad yeah is a lad a son or a best friend i don't remember a lad is just a guy a lad a lad a lad can be a bloke but i think a bloke how many lads is a bloke i think a bloke I think a bloke is an older lad In a lad

You can call a group of lads blokes But Are we allowed to say lad No No We're just saying it because we're nasty Do we're culture vultures right now Yeah

I hate being a culture vulture today Oh I hate being a British culture vulture Dude You're being a culture vulture mate It's so funny to me When like a tweet We'll go viral That's like

Wow do British people do that accent all the time and then there will be a bunch of quote tweets that are like like I can't believe Americans retweet Americans retweet stuff like this They're the ones that sound so stupid all the time And every time I see one of those I just I just can't help but imagine that it's me like

The Americans sound so stupid They think they're so smart Just like so dude I think I could beat up any British person It's so funny that every like British person It's like yeah how's your math fast You're getting shot up in there. How are you getting shot up in maths?

The thing about a British person is any British person you can do the Looney Tunes punch all their teeth out like a bowling pinstrike. It's true. Very easily. Also you can also they start every fight by walking 10 paces in the opposite direction. Yeah. The thing is they already have piano keys for teeth. I think the most British thing about me on my 23.

my 23 in me results I have like some British in it's not the most British thing about you no the most British thing about me is probably your entire life obsessed with I think it's the you like French fries yeah you've watched literally every sorry every British show that's ever been made

no yeah I didn't I've only I've only seen most of them yeah you love British TV is this a normal episode do you guys want to do our job this list I found from the couple minutes oh this list I found from the discord

remember who posted that yeah I just scrolled and found it it's someone named guy so thank you guy yeah thank you so much could be anyone I knew a guy named guy he's a pastor and I put him I hated him so much because I hated God when I was a kid and I went to the the like fall festival of my church and I paid $20 the only money I had to keep getting balls to dunk him in the dunk tank. And I finally got him on my last one. That's nice. It's like a dollar a throw.

And I was like, this fat fuck's going in that water. This guy's going to hell. That's who gave us this list today. Thanks, guy. Thank you, guy. This is top 10 most random things to do in the middle of the night. And this is by user Jay's top 10 list, whose icon is Chance the Rapper. Whoa.

He's got his city doing. front flips. Shut up, dude. He has a really, he has a really big profile blurb. Really? What does he say?

Anything so cool? He likes the Soviet Union. That's so awesome, and paste this on your profile if you like Beyonce. This profile picture is the logo of my favorite band, the gorillas. They're very creative and I admire

their work very much. No, that's the way he's called, oh no. Well, I think it's because it's a cartoon. It's a flowering of the rapper. That makes sense. This guy does list days once a month. Whoa.

Damn. We do that too. We should have one of these people on the podcast one day. It's not a bad idea. I think that was one of the original ideas for the 50th episode was to interview someone from, like, list verse or the top 10. I think we should have my mailman on here. He's super sassy.

I was like I should have Patrick. You have a sassy male man? I have a sassy gay Indian mailman. Oh. Yeah, he should happen. He fucking rules. He always gets mad at me because my mailbox is broken. And he's like,

that's going to kill me one day, man. Oh, yeah, you told us about that. Like the door on my mailbox is falling off. And every time I go down, he just like rings my door. And he's like, you got to get that fixed, man. That shit's going to kill me one day. How is it going to kill him?

It's like, yeah. It's like a fucking half pound of, piece of sheet metal. Right. Top 10 most random things to do in the middle of night. Number one, munch all the food. Facts. Damn. Big facts. Dude, if that ain't me, I don't know what. Hey, it's the food

for me. It's all the food for me that I'm watching. It's all the big food. God, damn. I love munching on the big food. Me too, man. What's your go-to late-night snack? Ooh. When I was a kid, I used to eat cold baked beans. It's a cliff. What the fuck?

I just eat them out of a can. Oh, you're like Rorsch's, Bush's best vegetarian. You're like, you're exactly like Rorschach. Yeah. I saw a kid in college heated up, heat up a can of baked beans in the can on the stove. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, he was

a bit weird. He was a bit nutty that lad. Was he a hobo? He was a hobo, and his stove was a giant barrel. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen a homeless guy do. Jeff, that one list left a little script in the comments of this one. Okay.

Who wants to be boy? Dude, I love acting. I will be boy. All right. I'll be dead. This hostess is so good, bite. Oh my God. You look fat as a big angry bird.

I do. Doesn't it look nice? Slaps. You slap me. That's taken exactly word for word from the Angry Birds movie. The dad beats a shit out of his son in the Angry Birds movie. Uh-huh. Can you imagine?

I didn't just getting slapped by your dad because you ate something because you ate a hostess. Yeah, well, what if you ate your dad's last hostess then he has the right to slap you? That's true. You're acting like an angry bird right now, son. Yeah.

Yeah. What is an angry bird? I fly at the pigs. So he's saying that he's... You're flying your way into being a pig. You're flying your way into pigdom right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're so cool. Right now you're a bird, but pretty soon,

keep eating those, you can be one of them pigs. And that's on, that's on my mama. I really like this comment, too. I will eat all the cheese steaks and drink all the Mountain Dew and hoar my way to a nearby bathroom because I had Diahara. Josh Tishol 24. Oh, I have Diahara. I have Diahara.

I need to whore my way to a nearby bathroom. What was he trying to write? Is it a hole, whore? He's trying to hole play his way. hower. I'm trying to hower my way. I can't figure out what word that would be other than hope and holerp. Whole, yeah, holerp.

I was trying to blurp my way to the bathroom. I had diarrhea, diaheria, diahera. Dayaara. Maybe we're misunderstanding, maybe, maybe we're misunderstanding. Maybe there was like, Maybe Dayaara is not a misspelling. Maybe Dayaara is his girlfriend. He's calling his girlfriend, Dayaara, a whore?

He's trying to, after he eats and drinks, because you know before you fuck, before you make that girl support, you got to get that. You got a cheese steak, get a big fat, 64 ounce code red. And then you bring Dayaara to the bathroom. And you know what, and you know what happens next. he going fart on her.

Yeah. Yeah. You don't make her smell that fart. You go smell my fart. You're going to smell my fart, bitch. Oh, man. We should add that to the theme song. Oh, true.

Very saying, you're going to smell my fart. Yeah, new year. For the new year, we can have that instead of crap monster. It's so good, dude. It's the best sound of all time. Yeah, you know, smell my fart. While you're peeing on someone, I mean, is there a better, Oh, he's not peeing on her then.

No? No, there's a second. They're 69ing and he farts right in her face. Oh, I thought this was when he's sitting in the bathtub. No, no. Which, by the way, that is pretty respectful. Peeing on her in the bathtub? If you're going to pee on somebody.

We haven't even said that we're talking about Chuck Barry. It's just out of context. People can put this context clues. Like, what other sex tape is somebody asking someone to, or not even ask, demanding. No, informing. Informing. Yeah, informing.

So, you are going to smell my heart. Yes or no. It's not even a question. Yeah. You are going to smell my fart. You can try, but it doesn't matter what you do.

You're smelling this fart. You're going to. York can smell my fart. Yeah. Number two, jump on your parents' bed while they're sleep. I would know, oh my God, could you imagine the ass whipping you get after that?

Yeah. No. My dad would wrap me in a chain and slam me against the wall. My dad would lock me in a freezer if I did that, dude. I hate when my dad wraps me in the chain. My dad would just put me in a washing machine on tumble. That was the image I couldn't get out of my head, just like someone getting really angry about Joe Biden's dog breaking his ankle.

And just be like, I'm going to wrap that dog in a chain and swing it around and slam it against the wall. I will destroy that dog that hurt our president. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that dog should be in jail. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. If literally anybody else did that to Joe Biden, they would be in jail. Yeah, if I, if I hurt his ankle, I'd go to prison for life.

If Joe Biden pulled on my tail while I was in the bathroom and I broke his ankle. Which you know he would. He's that kind of guy. Yeah. They'd put me. I'm sitting at the urinal, minding my own damn business, pulling my pants all the way down to my ankles to go piss. Yeah, maybe my tail pops out. Maybe you trip on it. Doesn't give you the right to pull that shit. I'm breaking that ankle, old man. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to break that ankle.

I got the longest, I got the longest pig tail you've ever seen. It spirals around. Joe Biden, you keep looking at his tail. I'm going to break your hymen, Joe. I don't know if we can even joke about that. I'm going to break that old man hymen right now. We can't, we can't joke about breaking his hymen. Why? Because he's the president now. obviously one of these girls that lost their virginity to a horse's back. What? You know what I'm talking about. You know that type of girl.

You know that type of girl. No. Rides those horses, breaks that hymen. You know what's up. I've never been. You know that type of whoreish bitch. One of them stupid girls braces. No.

They got red hair. No, they don't. That type of girl has red hair. You're describing nobody. I'm describing Morgan. I'm describing Morgan. Who's Morgan? Fourth grade, dude.

You're describing a fourth grader you know named Morgan. When I was in fourth grade? What the hell, man. This is a fourth grader you know. No. She's older than me now, dude. No. You guys, she grew up faster than you.

she grew up faster than me because she lost her virginity to a horse's ass you guys have never heard that no you can break this must be a southern thing yeah probably no girls sometimes will break their hymen

riding on a horse this is probably something your mom told you in home wrestling well that's true that might be true yeah yeah that's that that might be true she also said that my hymen could never break because it was protected by

I can't break my hymen. I don't know why. I've been trying for years. I just one day. I can't wait until my hymen. You can try to break my hymen, but I'll just curl my tail up to cover it. You're not getting in there.

Every night I sit there with a ballpin hammer. My big horse tail. I got a hammer and a nail down there. And I'm trying to get through. I've got a hammer, a nail, and a blanket of wood. away. I'm like Michelangelo down there, dude. I'm trying to skull something beautiful. Dude, if I could just break this hymen, dude, everything would be better for me, man. I've got a hammer, a nail, a plank of wood that says no girl's allowed. I think my

would be turning around. I just broke my hymen at work. I got a, I'm wearing a, I'm wearing a welding mask, and I'm going to town with a blow torch down there. I'm trying to melt it off. Dude, I don't even want the stuff that happens after you it. I just want it gone. I just get rid of it. Just listen, hey, I don't care what you do with it. I just want it gone. It was a T.I.

Right? T.I said that he had a doctor inspect his daughter's hymen every month. Every month, dude. Yeah, something like that. What a freak. I think I could regrow it. Didn't he say like, no, I was joking like right after or something? I think so.

When people got mad at it. Yeah, that's what you should say there. I know that he wasn't joking, but definitely the PR person at Atlantic Records was like please just say that that was the funniest joke of all time because it kind of is. I was doing a funny bit.

Yeah, I was doing a character actually. Yeah, I take my son to the doctor every month to make sure nobody pulled his tail. The doctor checks the area around his tailbone to make sure there's no stretch marks. I remember being worried when I was like a kid that the doctor would be able to tell that I jacked off.

Yeah. And he would tell my parents, like, he, uh, he has come before. And then I'd go to jail or something. Yeah. Well, it's good. You don't do it before you go to the doctor. That's the thing. True.

You're sitting there with dried gum. Oh, your doctor is checking. Oh, I was thinking. Oh, I was thinking. Last night when I was, when I, I think that I'm, I think I'm going to try and learn how to just hands-free bust. Why are you telling us that? I don't know.

I'm supposed to talk for a now. I think I'm going to try and train my kegles doing Pilates and the like so that I can just bust hands free. You can't bust at Pilates class? I just think it'd be like a fucking swag thing to do if I got in a fight with someone. Yeah. They would just think you peeed, though. You'd have to take your pants off first.

No, nobody pees as little as I come. there would be like one little dot. It looked like I dropped a bite of ice cream on my pants. They think you'd like... And I'd be like, wait, did you have that ice cream stain? Yeah, wait a second. Dude, were you eating,

were you eating like the smallest synobon ever out of a thimble? Wait, I'm getting really scared. Yeah, I'm getting really scared. Did you just, did you just, uh, lick the, the, the spoon from your mom making a cake? Dude, is that, is that, is that a, is that a pearl on your, on your zipper there? Yeah, and I just go. I just go, no, and they'd run away.

Somebody in here steaming clams. Did you drop a booger on your pants? What the fuck is that? That a white booger? Is that a laser pointer down there? You still want to fight, you pussy? How come, eating cum is the same as eating boogers, right? Come is just a kind of booger, I think, yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Come is boogers. Yeah. I need me a girl that eats her own boogers. That's how you know she's a freak. Certified freak. Number three, dance around in the dark living room.

Why is dark living room all like capitalized first letter? Is that one place? Dark living room sounds like an 80s goth band. I'm going to the dark living room. The top comment is don't do this with a flashlight. Bad things will happen. That's true. Dude, bloody merry.

Dude, there's another script here. Oh, let's read it. Okay, who wants to be boy, who wants to be aunt, and who wants to be the narrator? Can I be aunt this time? I'm so sick of being boy all the time. I'll be boy. Okay.

Okay, I'll be the narrator. Okay. Are you going to narrate? No, there's a lot. It starts with a line, bro. Oh, I thought, okay. Sorry, we kind of reacted there. That's our bad.

All right. Well, now you're putting, just do it. Okay. Sorry, it's just, there's a very hostile acting environment. I feel like Klaus Kudskiy right now. No, this is good. This will bring the best. out of you. Okay. All right.

You suck! Hoopty dummy had a dump. He wants us to dance around when he takes a dump. What are you doing? Few hours later. Shut up! No, say it more like Smosh. How does they say?

Shut up! Shut up! Let's do it one more time. Let's do this entire thing as Smosh. Okay. Wait, Smosh isn't even around anymore. We could just do Smosh. We could just become Smosh.

Oh my God, I'm going to grow my hair out. No. Dude, you should start, Caleb, you should grow your hair out and start straightening it. That would be sick. I straightened my hair when I was a kid. Maybe that's why it all fell out. That could be it. I had like, my brother worked at Hot Topic, so I.

Ah, okay. Yeah. It was pretty swag at the time. That is pretty swag. And the Nintendo fan replies to the script and says, your comment just made my day. You know what? It made my day too, Jay's top 10 list.

Me too. Thanks for that. I like your little scripts. He looks like you put a bunch of scripts on this one. When I get down later today, when I'm trying to like flex my butt in a way that makes me calm, no hands, and I get sad because it's not working, I'm going to think of that.

It's going to cheer me up. You're going to think of a boy dancing around in the dark living room. Yeah. I'm going to think of the funny scenario, okay? Yeah, I might think of a family circus comic, too. Does that make me weird? No. It's just funny.

Number four, yell out the window. Not that interesting. Then people would be like, what the heck? Someone says, I do this every Saturday night. This guy's the most wildest cat on earth. Yeah. I would yell. This cat is too jazzy.

I would yell Finland to summon the holy past. Patrick starred from Joshiton, Josh Titian. Joshitian. Josh Tishin, 24. Josh's Kitchen. Subscribe. Number five, jam music. Positron Wild Talk.

Oh, our boy. I once let my iPod speakers on as I fell asleep. Woken at 2 a.m. by Dead Mouse. It was hard getting back to sleep. I fell asleep with music on last night. do you fall asleep to stuff? I sometimes do.

No, but it was like let me look at... I fall asleep to counterstrike videos. I woke up at 5. Atmospheric black metal. I fall asleep to atmosphere. Yeah.

I wake up conscious of cell. It so did my soul to hear a white boy spit. I woke up at 5 a.m. to Pablo Picasso by modern lovers. And I was like, what the fuck is that? Wait, isn't that a painting? No.

You're listening to a painting? I was listening. to a painting. Maybe you should try it. We should do an audio book of a painting where we're trying describe it. Oh, there's a bunch of green, bunch of green grass over there. There's a weird guy in the grass. There's a weird guy. He's got like one eye. Oh, his two eyes are just on one side of his head. And that's it. That's the whole painting. Oh, and it's a square. It's done on a square canvas. Yeah, it's a square canvas. Do you guys ever fall asleep to like, fall asleep to music and then like that music comes on shuffle or something and you're listening to it and you can

just you just think of your bed no that's all you can think of no there's this one album i would listen to all the time to fall asleep and now i can't listen to it without just thinking like man sleeping is awesome actually you know what psychosocial by slipnut does that for me because i used to listen to it when i would go to bed in like sixth grade yeah i listen to this to one time I listened to Danny Brown while I fell asleep by accident I had a dream where I was at a Danny Brown concert. Do you guys have any smells

that give you a boner? What? Why am I so nasty today? But this is, I'm sorry. I've been thinking about this. There's a hand soap that I used to use as lube when I was growing up to jack off. And when I smell it, it gives me a boner.

Dude, that might be the key to go in handker. Yeah, we're going to, we're going to figure out, we're going to figure out, uh, that smell. It's just like, it's like the cheapest too. Me and Patrick are going to show up in New York to slathering that soap. Wait, what is the brand? What is the brand? Hold on.

It's, uh, uh, fuck. It's soft soap, I think. Yeah, it's the blue soft soap. Oh. Yeah, that could wake me up from any, like, drug-induced coma instead of like smelling salts. Like, just fucking, yeah. Pop that. in my nose. Like how a

Looney Tunes character would like float nose first if they smell a pie but you're floating boner first to the bathroom. Just like the smallest fucking little boner just you can't even really see what I'm doing but I'm getting to that soap no matter what. Number six, watch scary

videos. Can you guys watch something scary before there's a Nike mayor? There's a script here. Yeah, not really much of a script. It's more of a monologue. Yeah, monologue. Camera, do you want to read the monologue? Okay. Should I do any like special voice for it?

I just think it would fit the I don't know. I don't think I would fit the character. Fine, Homer. I can't do Homer. Marge. You do it. You do it in Homer then. I can only say Marge. Okay. Then say, then do the whole script, replace every word with Marge.

That makes no sense. Oh, I added a new voice I can do, guys, besides Scooby-Doo. I can do the Cryptkeeper now. Well, read it in the Cryptkeeper. Okay. Oh, this baby elephant is eating the tiger live. Now it is looking straight into me through the screen. Oh, my gosh.

Blood is dripping out from his mouth. Why, the baby elephant is really coming out of the screen? Um, something like that. You sound like my auntie. I don't know what the Cripkeeper is, but no cap, you sounded like a pumpkin. You sounded like a pumpkin. The Cripkeeper is a scary skeleton who says scary things. He's the scariest skeleton of all time.

Take it back, dude. Wait, but he's just like a normal guy, right? He has like a normal job and a family. Oh, no. He lives in the scariest house of all time. Please say, psych, dude. I can't. I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck. Is there any way to delete your brain so you can't remember something? Because I'm going to get so scared at lunch. Number seven, play Slender Man. I would, oh my God, are you kidding? I would never do that. I convinced myself Sender Man was real. Yeah?

Yeah, for a little bit. Because there was just like, I would always bike home from my grandmas. Yeah, it was yesterday. It was yesterday. I would bike home for my grandmas. There was all these trees. And I was like, that motherfucker's in there. The Slyder Man is in the tree?

He's in the tree, dude. You know what? I'd be scared of confusing him for a tree and then... Okay, number eight has a script and it's a good script. Okay. Open the front... Number eight, open the front door and run around the neighborhood. We got boy, mom, and narrator.

Okay. I'm sick of being a girl and I'm sick of being a boy. I'll be the mom this time. Okay, I'll be the boy. Yay, it's recess. You would be more excited if you were a boy and it was recess. Yay, it's recess! That's right.

Yeah. Okay, do your job now. 68 minutes later are you see it that's your narrator voice dude come on take it from the top okay all right yay it's recess 68 minutes later shoo i'm so mom i going to tickle your feet for punishment mom that's not punishment whoa what is he saying here what the fuck is he saying Also, there's no... None of these scripts have made sense. It has nothing to do with opening the run door.

This is just like kind of a fantasy about your mom tickling your feet. Yeah. This feels like one of those like jav porn titles. Yeah. It's just a long one. Yeah. Number nine, start twerking. My father wouldn't be in shock at all.

I'd be more in shock to see him do it. Whoa. If I throw it back, is it fast enough? Where do you start twerking, dude? Like, like, anywhere? Like, if there's no one around, it's not that. With your butt. Here's a comment from, here's a comment from Buttercup 1, 2, 3, 5, 3.

Yeah, baby. That's right, dude. Here's a good one. I don't do this just in the middle of the night at those parties, just three-tonged emojis. Dude, this is a, this one's in for... It's getting nasty, no. Nasty.

This one's nasty with a Z, dude. Kail, this next one's for you. Swag. Number 10, play with yourself. No, the whole thing I'm saying is you don't play with yourself. No, this is the comment that's for you. Top comment.

Josh liked playing with his poo in the bathroom late at night. Come on, dude. That's from Josh. Yeah, Josh Tishin. Who up playing with the poo? in the bathroom late at night. Someone says busting a fat nut.

Sick, dude. Dude, this is a triple X episode, dude. First we talked about fucking Pat's dad or something. Fighting him. Oh, no. Well, maybe you were talking about fighting him. Yeah, we were. Dude, Pat, put your dad.

Is that what you meant by all those rounds? Patrick, yeah, that's what I meant when it said. Put your dad in a room with me. I know he going to find him. fold i'm putting a ring on your dad that's what we were saying before that's right i'm gonna marry him i'm gonna go three rounds and then put a ring on him you're not gonna marry my dad i'm gonna put a ring on that oh i'm not putting a ring on his finger pal are you putting it no no no number 11 spam friends with memes and funny texts i okay this is this is so true this is so neat i do this way more

than Pat, I have to, I said, you guys just know, but it's, it seems like more for me because nobody responds to me when I do it. I just sent five messages in a row. They're spaced an hour apart. Let me see what was the last, what was the last one? I said a bunch of them yesterday. You can scroll through them. You said, I just spit all over my computer from Disney Plus, heart emoji. I remember that one. That's true. I did do that. Yeah, I seen you guys a picture of my poop yeah yeah sent a lot of troll your poop looks like a tad a tad pool it was too dark of a picture i couldn't really see what was going that's why i thought it was funny because i took it while i was on the toilet also i'm looking and there's pubs in the toilet as well

it's one of the worst photos of all time too that's horrible yeah that's not good uh number 12 get naked and dance around the street i think you'll uh yeah this is a random thing to do in the middle of night if you love going to jail. Yeah, that's true. Ooh. Skipping ahead here. Number 15, try to summon Satan. Top comment. I'm a wizard. No one tell me I ain't because I summoned

a ghost yesterday in my backyard at 8 o'clock. I found this ritual online and it worked. I don't know if I trust this ghost though. Oh, well. True. Another comment. At this point, I feel like satin. Yeah, I guess I've tried to summon Satan, I guess, before.

Have you guys done rituals? I mean, I've done a ritual. I've sat in my bed, and have, like, prayed to the devil to see if he appeared. Did you guys ever try to do a seance? No. Have you guys ever tried to kill yourself just with your brain? Yeah. Yeah. Just, like, sit in bed and you're just like, dude, I've thought about that.

Just, I've done that recently. Just sit in bed and see if I could kill myself. I mean, there's got to be some thought that's just insane enough that just kills you. Like, just what having it will kill you. Like, see, I never just try to have a weird thought. Yeah. I just always try and, yeah, somebody just like causes a massive stroke and makes you die. Yeah. There has to be some, like, Konami code for the brain that kills you. Yeah, there's this story I read about, like, it was like,

we should try to think of it. It's a sci-fi story about, like, these terrorists that invented a fractal that if you look at it, it, like, freezes your brain because, like, you can't process it because it's too complicated. Whoa. It's the coolest thing in the world, dude. Yeah, they tried to do that with pig poop balls. It'd be funny if Pat was in that story and he was just completely immune. Yeah.

Just looking at it, just looking at like a, like a, uh, yeah, looking, just looking like into another dimension, yeah, it's just fine. I don't really get what's going on. You guys don't see this all the time. It's going like, damn, that guy looks like a squid. Damn, it's going home. You guys want to watch TV Guide?

I'm bored. You guys want to watch music choice for the trivia? Let's watch the trivia show. Do you guys have TV guide on this TV, man? Damn. Do you guys remember the time my brother had a video game? number 16 makeout me do that all the time when we're bored

oh they do you do Patrick oh I didn't know that about you Pat I didn't know your boyfriend what's wrong with that all the time when you're bored what's wrong with me making out with my boyfriend when I'm bored nothing okay anything you have anything there never mind number 18 number 18 is poop

and a comment from the 21 panic fan is, bruh, who does this? L.O.L. No one should do that. Josh Tishin says, as bars, he says,

poop a mountain and call it Mount Poverist. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Do creepy rituals. Do a creepy posture right now.

Let's do a creepy posture right now. All right, you start. Okay. There once was a scary name. There once was a guy from Nantucket. And he got his head stuck in a bucket. His dick was out, and he screamed with a shout. And he got a shot.

I'll be back on Christmas Day. That's terrifying. Sneak out and start a fire on the lawn. That's just arson. No thanks. Be quiet. Yeah, be quiet. Honestly, the most normal thing here,

who the hell would go outside in the night? somebody's not a vampire yeah found the not vampire yeah number uh number 23 quote howl at the full moon yep sometimes i wish i was part wolf me too and someone says l-ohl i am a wolf now bitches number 24 is my favorite comment on the list our 24 is give hickies and the only comment is my friends do this to me when we have sleepovers and my parents now think I'm gay L.O.

Yeah, I could see myself getting tricked into thinking Hickies was like a truth or dare thing, you know? Yeah. It's like, dude, it's like truth or dare. We sit around and we suck each other's necks. It's normal. We just watched Dracula 2000, dude.

This is what they're doing the movie. I'm just trying to be a vampire at you. I think I'm Dracula. Dude, I'm like Gary. oldman dude it's real shit though your mom in your room at a sleepover that's a scary sight yeah yeah true true as hell i hate to see that i hate when i see my mom at the number 25 is just play episode so true dude mm-hmm face time a friend text your crush yell out something random i would never text my crush never never done that but for some reason

I want to. Pat, say your crush live on air. Oh, you're not going to like it. Why? Because it's me. It's Cameron. Are you serious, man? This shit again? I thought we were past this. I thought we stopped finding this funny like 18 episodes ago. No, it started ever since me and Patrick both thought of the snowmiser and heat miser at the same time, which I guess now I'm saying that, that's not out yet. Oh, yeah. So shut up. We have a friend link. you also bird brains no we have friend brain with links and friendship we have

sausage links yeah Jimmy Dean's sausage link you know hey this might be controversial to some people out there but to me I find love lovely whoa so you actually have changed my mind with your sweetness

and I'm not mad anymore yeah it's the love for me yeah you actually wrote a poem so beautiful that I'm crying maybe not on the outside, maybe not on the inside. But at some point, I'm going to cry thinking about that. I'm crying right now. I'm crying right now. I'm thinking about that right now. I'm thinking about crying. You made me so sad. I can't be mad anymore. Number 38, watch a video on full volume. Are you insane? What is your problem? Do you have a mental condition? Turn the volume down, dude.

What are you doing it at a hundred? You never need full volume. 70 at the max, dude. Yeah. You know what? Sometimes I'll watch it at full volume. Take it back, dude. Don't do that. You never need full volume. There are kids that listen to this. I'll, I'll listen at full volume. You're endorsing a nine-year-old children that listen to this, Patrick. And they all have a Samsung sound bar that goes to like 50 decibels.

So? They're going to see the movies too loud. So, good. And then they won't be able to hear anything at school. You know who really has a fucking problem with this is my brother. Talk your shit. Yeah, let's do it. No, it's been pissing me on.

Talk that talk, dude. He, I swear that we'll be streaming sometimes. Can we get a beef alert? I'm beefing with him right now. Beef alert. He listens to his, he plays his TV too loud. He watches these fucking Viking shows. Don't know what they're called.

He's watching these damn Viking shows. More than one? I think it's one show. my brother and his fucking Viking shows I'm so sick of his Viking shows So what kind of like TV are you into

Mostly Viking Viking stuff Mostly like Viking is my genre Yeah and full volume too I like Viking full volume Viking full volume is my show That's my favorite genre It's like a rom-com

Viking Viking full volume Hey, do you guys want to come over after school? We're going to go watch Viking full volume. We're going to watch a Viking full volume movie. It's going to be... For Viking full volume right now. It's going to be the loudest.

It's going to be the loudest one we can watch. Yeah, we're going to watch a really quiet samurai movie. If you guys want to come over. We're going to watch a clown movie on mute. We're going to watch the mutant clown. Whoa What was that about? I think you actually

We were joking around I think you may have just invented the coolest genre ever A mutant clown I was just Free associating And You know

I think I made I might have We should do more free association On the show Yeah Where did you learn to improvise like that Robin Williams My God

God damn dude Yeah I learned that for my boy Robin Williams Goblin Williams Oh Oh I'm a goblin I was sobbing Williams when he died.

Yes, sir. Goblin millions. A million goblins. Lord of the Rings. What else? Bored of my things. Bored of my things. Eat some new toys. That's right.

And? And need some more new toys. I'm just getting stuck in that. I need more toys and more toys and more toys. And I need toys and I need toys. I know everybody starts snapping, dude. Like, the goofy, like an extremely goofy movie. And I get really, I get angry like a bull seeing the color red.

Uh-huh. And I start charging the audience because snapping, because I think they're snapping in my face. Yeah. You think they're waking you up. Yeah. Yeah. Number, the last three, number 49, turn on every light in the house.

I did this when I was 12 and got into so much trouble. Number 50, play dirty. Yes, sir. Number 51, do yoga. Do some unusual yoga poses. I would never do unusual yoga In my eyes, dude, all yoga's unusual. Why is that?

It's just kind of weird. You're on the floor. Yeah. Can you do yoga on your bed? If God wanted you to look in the shape like a tree, he would have put your soul into a tree's body. That's also true. Namaste. Cameron. Dash Cameron.

Yeah, I haven't made a new quote in a while, but I'm working on some. Well, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's do one quote. Yeah. Um, the, um, the most beautiful part of life is examining your, your wife. Caleb Pitts. I, okay. Um, let's, let's, let's make kindness go viral. Wait, I have another one. Wait, wait.

Oh, no, we each get one. Okay, I'm going to swap mine out. Okay. This one is like kind of maybe going to be controversial, but I also think that it's important and a lot of people need to hear it. Okay. Hitler was a bad guy. You stole that quote.

Shut up. No, I'm not done. No, I'm not done. Hitler was a bad guy, but it might have also been a sad guy. Okay. You know what? You've convinced me. Can I say my, can I say my, can I say my,

my quote. Yeah. All right. Baby Yoda's really added something to our lives and that's why they call it Disney Plus. Oh my Christ. Almighty. Wow.

All right. Subscribe to the Patreon. I'm going to start flexing the space between my butt and my legs.