Podcast About List - Ep. 128 - A Very Podcast Listmas

Episode Date: December 23, 2020

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. All right. You're really crap monster. I was thinking of a... Ooh. To start, like, when you're talking about, like, really, really rich people, be like, oh, fuck, I want to be rid of, like, Carlos Slim or Jeff Bezos for, like, Mr. Beast. Like, one of the millionaires.

Yeah, what's... Who is Mr. Beast, and why does he have all this money? he's me in disguise and that's why he has all the money that answers makes sense yeah that makes sense one of the richest guys ever he basically he's the guy who gives money to homeless people right or like buys people cars and stuff yeah yeah so what he does is he just goes to the home of he finds a homeless person that has a million dollars he takes it away and then he just gives it back to them for the video true yeah yeah yeah or he finds like a yeah exactly yeah and that's fucked up yeah and that's and let that be a lesson to all you out there.

There are a lot of homeless people walking around that already have a million dollars. And you should not be getting the money. They beg out front of the grocery store and then they go walk behind and then they jump into a million dollars like Scrood McDuck. They're just never satisfied. They don't understand that they could buy a house

with a million dollars. These guys are addicted to the grind, okay? They can't stop grinding. Is that awesome? Yeah. Is it confusing? Yeah. They don't understand.

Listen, man, you could buy an actual sign. You don't need to write on cardboard. You have $5 million. How frugal are these guys? They must have taken Dave Ramsey's fucking course on economic responsibility. Yeah. I think that may be what happened. Christmas, man.

I don't care. Christmas. I don't care. Can you let us finish our conversation first? Can you let us finish our Mr. Bees' conversation? do you think every time mr beast like tries to get laid like the girl is like maybe this is one of the do you think i gave me i gave this poor i gave this poor girl two inches of penis yeah her reaction was awesome do you think mr beast ever gives out candy canes on christmas

i don't care about christmas dude i'm over it what yeah yeah patrick just wait until you just trying to interrupt the conversation and like disrupt the flow, which is like, I like Christmas too, but you're just trying to ruin the episode right now. I'm trying to talk about the Christmas. And we won't be able to listen, we won't be able to restore our friendship until you understand that. Oh.

I was just trying to talk about Christmas. I don't want to talk about Christmas. I'm Goth. I don't care about Christmas. Dude. Yeah, what are you talking about? Not fucking this goth. Who I know? You are the Goss. They love Christmas because it's the pagan holiday. I don't love it. I'm goth now, so...

You're not goth, dude. You would never be goth. I became goth two days ago. You're not goth, your girl's. No. Nope. Yep. No.

Then that would only work if the original was Geith. Geith. Or boyth. You're gayth, dude. This is getting really mean. I might have to stop being goth. You just admit that you like Christmas. I hate Christmas due to my goth nature.

You love Christmas. Sounds like someone's crinching. Whatever. I don't even know who that is. I know so little about Christmas due to my goth brain. What even? What's it? Presence and a fat.

He knows everything about Christmas. No, you know what I like Christmas? He literally just said all the Christmas stuff. Hold on. Let me light another candle. Yeah, you know,

it's tough being goth with all my candles, but it should be easier. It's actually probably 50. A lit and right now around me. Yeah, you see this window next to me? This is a window into my room where all my candles are. That's why it's so. right. That's why I'm so, like, blown out on this side because of the light from all the

candles. Yeah. Yeah. That's my candle room. That's where I go and out of the window. No, there's, well, it's a window into a different room. So I don't have to smell of the candles. Of course. You hate the smell. You hate the smell of the candles. Because Goss don't enjoy like a, we don't enjoy like scents and smells, you know. We don't want to say their own. You want to listen to the Sisters of Mercy all day. Yeah, dude. I just, I just want to listen to some A-C-D-C because I'm not Goss. Yeah. No.

No. Oh, fuck. That's not got got got to, oh, dude, I'm so goth. I just have to, I got to sit around and listen to Towns Vanzant, dude. I'm so goth, dude. Goth people do listen to Towns Van Zandt. Can we just, can we just, this episode just be like us listening to Leonard Skinner in a goth way? That's not goth.

Dude, Curtis Lowe? He was black. I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, you're thinking. You're thinking. I sit around and I watch the, Curtis Lowe. Curtis Lowe is the Leonard, that's the Leonard Skinnerd song

that Curtis Blow is named after, you moron. No. He's the finest picker. No, you're thinking of, the finest picker whoever played the blues. You're thinking of,

you're thinking of Curtis Blow. You're thinking of basketball. He's got these things about basketball. Basketball is the most goth sport. And the brakes. And the brakes. What is the most goss sport? Most gosh sport is.

skateboarding probably or BMX hockey BMX BMX yeah hockey I don't think it's BMX what the hell are you talking about it's BMX why would no have you ever seen a goth riding a bike yes

no I saw it all my child the goth sport is you stand at the skate park yeah true smoking cigarettes and you look at the bike the god's sport is smoking cigarettes yeah just sitting around smoking cigarettes listening to fucking Lincoln Park I'm goth man no

you don't listen to Lincoln Park if you're goth. I have black shoes on. Who's the goth? I'm so goth. I'm listening to all the sad songs from Frozen and Frozen 2. That's not you guys. I mean, I'm about to, I'm about to fucking lose it. Here, I'm I'm a goth guy. I'm a goth guy. I'm fin I'm about to

lose it. Here, do you guys want to watch my goth cut of up? Yeah, it's just the first four minutes. Oh my God. Yeah, you know what? That would be goth. Yeah. You guys want to watch my goth cut of Toy Story 3? It's just that it's just that two minutes. you guys want to eat my goth cookie too bad i eat it yeah no that's emo no i'm emo too got gots have been persecuted for too long we can't i'm gothic emo i'm gitmo you can't no yeah we can't

we can't we can't we can't let goths continue to ruin this episode this whole time i'm not trying to rule first he into it first first he tries to interrupt us talking about mr b's to talk about christmas then when we want to talk about goths he's going to No, that's emo. No, that's Frozen. No, that's, no, that's a BMX bike. And I'm sitting here saying, who's the one who's wearing a shirt that says murder death on a black shirt, okay? Patrick, I think I would know a little something about being God. You're wearing a shirt that says FedEx, and I delivered it to your house. I'm wearing a shirt with a C on it, and it stands for Kill Myself, because of how goth I've become recently. So who's goth now? Yeah. I don't know. Hey, guess what color of coffee I'm drinking? That's right, black and white. black and white yeah like a goth with studs in it you're drinking cream hey sometimes it feels like me and cam or the goth ones and you're more in you're more

of a hoth one that's right because you're because you're cold to us i'm so icy because we're damn icy to us which we like because we're goth you guys like shit like that i like when people are mean to me patrick's like hoth because he's got um he's got a wampa in him he's got a monster you guys are punk goes crunk and that's why i'm so icy you're a punk who eats junk that's right I'm I'm little bit blue

I gotta calm down beginning of courage the cowardly dog come on guys we're on fire today for Christmas welcome to the Christmas this is the two year anniversary of the show well technically tomorrow's the two year anniversary

of the show that's what I mean you bitch well no because you little white bitch you're white you goth bitch you are so white from being goth you have corpse paint on

anniversary of the show you're like a porcelain doll you're like you're like a little can't play with you too fragile and white you look like Robert Smith yep

so I'm goth damn it he's too goth for us and he keeps owning us with his kind of bad attitude Yeah, he keeps swooping his bangs out of his face. Say you like smiles. Hey, have you guys ever seen?

Say, I like smiles. They make me happy. Smiles just truly depress me in the way that some people would do them. What if the devil was smiling? He would. In a sly manner. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not sly.

In a sly. You can't, listen, if I said I was sly, then you guys would, you'd know I was a genius, not a goth. goths can be geniuses too no you look it's a different type of person you have all these you have all these preconceived notions about gots they go to the supermarket yeah i don't know what else they do but i saw one at the supermarket they buy corn syrup and red food coloring uh-huh the supermarket you guys ever you guys you know how goth i am you know what my favorite movie is edward cizermans whoa he'd like a scissor a man's hands yeah yeah yeah he's like a god

your hands like you put the vulcan hands you put your hands together and do vulcan hands and another man comes and does it too and then you look in you see it you guys make a vagina together yeah yeah because i'm goth that is pretty fucking goth making a vagina together yeah wow but i don't know it's just hard for me this time of year because of my goth uh my goth vibes and my goth history we've already we've already been over this i think cameron's a goth one no i think i'm the goth one actually okay what's your favorite part of being goth Being dead. Evil.

Yeah. Yeah. Death and evil. Mine is being tortured every day by the prison that is my life in which I seem to be serving a life sentence. Yeah. I actually, I like to eat poop. Yeah. I don't think I'm...

Tons of nasty crap. So who's got now? I think I'm just a... I think I'm too hefey for this. I'm too high-fi to be rough. To be gone. I'm the hyphy god. When I see a cute animal, I scream in terror.

When I see a scary spider, I pet it. Nice, dude. Yeah, see, I'm about, I'm about being hyphy and being from the Bay Area. You're not from the Bay Area. You're not E40. Stop saying you're E40, dude. Stop going as E40 on Halloween. No, I'm, I'm so good at rapid fast.

Hey, the way, the way this episode is a thing is about, instead of E40, soon we're pretty soon we're going to be looking at D20. Mm-hmm. Wow, December 25. Disney 25, oh, December. Yeah, okay. That's right. That's Christmas. I thought it was the 25-year anniversary of Disney.

It's kind of the 25-year anniversary of the podcast today. That's true. It's tomorrow. Tomorrow. What do you mean? Why do you keep saying that? Because it's tomorrow. I thought you were God.

You're obsessed with rules and time. Yeah. No, I mean tomorrow when the episode comes out in all. I mean the day after this episode comes out. Agatha is so depressed with music that he doesn't even know. The anniversary of the podcast is Christmas Eve. Okay, you could have just said that. Well, I told you that so many times.

I truly don't remember at all. I think we must have. Originally, it was this supposed to be like, we must have been like, it would be funny if we release this on Christmas Eve. That must have been the thought process because I don't know why else we would do that. Yeah, that was a horrible move. People were so busy opening gifts. They couldn't listen.

Yeah, that's true. It made it very hard for us. We got Pigeonhold as a Christmas podcast for the year and a half. Yeah. Yeah, people kept listening. It's like, they don't even talk about the naughty or nice list. Yeah. Speaking of, that's what I thought.

You guys drafting on your first list of the episode. Nice list? Patrick, naughty list, Caleb. That's my first picks. That's what I want to be because I'm, well, you guys know. All right. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. nice list Patrick

stupid list Caleb stupid is the same as naughty to me because of how got I am no I'm more got than stupid I'm on the nice list because I'm so heafy I'm so good with it you're not guys give some stop arguing about who's goth and who's noth and just start

just adding to your list he's hefe he's like e4 to like ooh do the list stay naughty and nice uh naughty is Um, fuck. Nottie has to be, from this year, the terrifier is definitely been, uh-huh. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Big facts. Yeah. Big facts. No cap detected. Yeah. And the nice list, I'm going to give it to, you know, uh, President Donald Trump. He's been pretty nice this year, you know. He hasn't done too much. I mean, I'm not really, not really, but it's his last year. Kind of a courtesy pick. Yeah. I mean, you know, you can't go. If he got went four years in a row getting naughty list that he would just be devastated. I think you don't even, I think you can't get back on the nice list

after four years in a row of naughty. I think I think it switched off every year. I think around Christmas time every year he did do something to get himself back on the nice list. He pardoned a turkey and that was the first guy to do that ever. You know what? He does that. He did that every year for four

years. It's kind of a Thanksgiving tree instead of a Christmas thing, but so it did get a one of the nice list. Yeah. All right. So mine I have three lists, so obviously, nice list. I'm going to put Parson Brown on there. Nice. I mean, just, you got to give it up for this guy.

Yeah. What did he do nice this year? I feel like I haven't heard about that guy since, I don't know, 1934. Well, I mean, he can do the job when he's in town. What job is that? Pretty much any job, you know, he's one of the greatest guys. Alaskin sea fishermen. Yeah, I mean, he can do the job when he's in town.

Any job. Any job, Parson. We got to get this cat on TaskRabbit. Uh-huh. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? He'd make probably five bucks an hour on TaskRabbit. He'd be amazing on TaxRabbit.

He's one of the biggest celebrities of all time, too. He's like... Really? Yeah, he's... Well, he's got that staying power. Yeah. You know, like Betty White. Exactly.

Like Betty Boop, too. And, I mean, that guy got fucked up. Betty White? No. the parson brown oh yeah he was doing all kinds of shit i think he was he was the he was the first guy to do ghb really yeah so his head got so round uh-huh exactly and then the naughty list uh probably uh hitler on the naughty list just in case he comes back kind of kind of beat a dead horse here though yeah i mean i you know but what if that would be on a list if you're dead

can you know is Santa keep track of the dead people who are naughty yeah yeah all right then you know what then you know what naughty list just pick Hitler's son and be naughty list we're going to put Bernie Sanders on it for what he did

this year I heard he said the government was monstrous yeah yeah he said and one of his and one of his debates I mean hey your misogyny is showing Bernie Sanders I mean, yeah. Yeah, it's out of your zipper.

Lady Liberty, you're saying Lady Liberty is a big green monster who want you to, she wants you to step up, you want her to step on your balls. Did he say that? He said that. When was that? He said he wants the Statue of Liberty to do CBT to him. Really? Uh-huh.

And not, and not cognitive behavioral therapy. So piece that together in your mind. Crushing balls. Tinyly. Oh, wow. Razily bad things. Yeah, exactly. Wow.

I didn't know that about him. Well, he's lost my vote in the next election when he's... Me too. Me too. I'm going to be voting for him for naughty in the next election. I'm going to be voting for Hitler next election. Instead of Bernie Sanders. Don't vote for Hitler.

No, I won't. And then my third list, most hyphy list, I'm number one. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, no. Hold on. I had evil black coffee in my goth mouth, but you cannot, first of all, you cannot invent a new list. I didn't invent this list. Second of all, you can't put yourself on the list. No, I did not admit the list. It was E40 and Andre Nicotina and they put me on the most hafi list. Okay, let's see proof. No, and Mac Dre did too. All right. Let's see proof. All right. We did, did, is Pat on the list? Nope. Most. Is he fat like a fist?

yep list no also hey i'll go ahead and search yeah yeah and i'm seeing it right here it's on most hyphy.com most hype is not a website that you know uh-huh it's a subsidiary of dat piff yep oh it says right here that patrick is the least hyphy actually no it says on the list nah it literally says that right here i found the website you're talking about oh yeah it's actually it's patrick and then like one step up is is uh just like it says you're it says you're your 10 billion on the most Haifie list. That's like, there's more people on there are on. It says the number one, most hefe.

It says that I'm after MacDrey. Yeah. And then MacDrey is 99. No. That is not true. No, it's what the website says. MacDray. I'm not deciding on this.

That's a different MacDray. This MacDray was a caveman. No, MacDray. This is a guy named MacDray. Yeah. No, I think. It's not MacDray from the Bay. I think, I think, I think.

I think, okay, then send the right link. This is the link you told us to go to. They just shut down the website. Okay, so I guess there's no most hafi list, huh? No, there, I mean, look, I can go on Archive.org. Okay, cool, send it over then. Okay, let me, uh, crap. Oh, here, it's on Archive.org.

It says Patrick is the most creepy. No, it doesn't say it. It says I'm the most, it says you act the most weird towards people. It's, I didn't even know they put that on, why would they put that on the hypey website, Patrick? I think they, I think they mean, I think it says you have the most, it says you of the most problems, Patrick. What does that even mean? Yeah, my problem is I'm too high-fi. What does it mean the most problems? Is that like a mental

issues thing? Yeah, I've just encountered a lot of obstacles. My problem is I'm most hyphy and I have too much money and swag. Patrick, it says you've been acting up on here. Yeah, I've been acting up in the club. No. It doesn't say in the club. Yeah, it does. It says you've been acting out, you've been acting up in your grandma's house. that's the club says here that your grandma made you sit in the corner chair it says you skipped grade it says yeah because it says you skipped the grade backwards I was being too high fee so it says here you skipped because you were acting weird

the reason I mean said you failed your high feet test it says right here it says right here you failed your test and then we have a teacher comment that says that boy ain't right and then it says they sent you back to kindergarten yeah it says that boy it says that boy too hot right now no it doesn't say that's why I mean you can't you can't trust that teacher because she said that an underage child was too hot. I feel like you have a lot of, I feel like you have a lot of things working against you in your high-finess right now.

Yeah, I can't believe they dedicated a whole section to all your different weird awards that you want on the hype-y website. I must really have it out for you. Oh, what's, oh, wow. Oh, that website just got deduced. Oh, no. Oh, good thing I still have it up. I don't have to reload or anything.

I still just looking at the page. It says you won the two boobs award for boys with two boobs on them. No, oh, wow. It said, this clay, I think this website just got a, bunch of Pinocchio's from the New York Times. Yeah. I'm looking right here.

This is an article written by Jeffrey too. Well, okay. Oh, these are, these are Pinocchioes that go backwards into Pinocchio's head because he's telling the truth. Yeah, exactly.

No. Yeah, these are true noquios. That's not, exactly. No. These are Piazzios. These are Piazzios. Yeah, these are Piacios that we're looking at.

I mean, looking at a B.S. these are these are the most high people it looks like i'm really congratulations though for winning guy who pooped in the urinal and lied about it yeah that's a huge award for you it sucks for you winning any award i'm log i'm logging off the call you can't log off you don't know how to read and press the buttons i'm pressing alt q you can't even read your keyboard man i'm gonna go ahead read your keyboard. Quarty.

You just knew that. It's not even a word. Uiop. Astiff. You're saying nonsense. Shut up, dude. You're talking. You're cursing in here now.

Are you okay? Is everything okay at home? No, it's my house too high fee. No. That can't be every family member except you. No. Yeah, that's true. That's right.

My mom is E-40 and my dad is Mac Dre and my brother is Andre Nicotina. Nope, your brother is too short. Whoa, guys. No, that's my cousin. The podcast account just got an email. I have really big news. What? Our podcast station is live on verbal.

What? B-R-B-L. Oh, my God. That's pretty fucking sick, dude. Damn. I actually, I don't, I actually don't care. I care. I don't care because of my disposition.

yeah yeah disposition oh good for you disposition that i'm in um nice list nice list my neighbors who make who make chinese food every day and i stand outside my house and smell it because it smells so damn good um naughty list is uh the place i ordered from delivery the other day who took an hour to get here whoa kind of a food centered naughty nice list i'm just I'm just thinking Um

Nice list Anthony Pelosi Or whatever her name is From TV For giving us so much money Yeah That's enough to buy 10 games Noddy list has to be

The man made out of piss I had a dream about last night Yeah Yeah And he kept dripping on me And he'd say Hey you got piss on you And I'd be like

Do this from you man but then I woke up and I was like I'm just going to be goth instead of think about what this means My nice list I'm going to put Israel on there Get you that money We got to get you that stimmy check Israel

We got to get you that money I don't like how many time you're saying Get you What? Get you No Yeah I think you're saying That's my New Hampshire accent

I don't know man No, it's just my New Hampshire accent. Stop winking so much. It's my New Hampshire accent. Oh, you can't hold up that symbol in a Zoom call, Patrick. What are you doing? Oh, man, dude. You're going to get banned from Zoom by me.

Your accent is when you slur all your speech. It's also when you speak all your slurs, dude. Mm-hmm. That's right. That's true. The Audi list, also Israel. You got to calm down over there. Are you trying to get us killed, dude?

You know what? I think maybe for Christmas, because all the, I mean, we should go on birthright next Christmas. Christmas is huge in Palestine. Christmas and Palestine. That's why Israel hates Palestine. Yeah. Because they like Christmas so much.

They're jealous of how many presents the Palestinians get. Oh, that kid got a rock. it's Charlie Brown yeah yeah yeah Charlie Brown is Palestinian yeah Charlie Brown

got a rocket he's throwing it at a tank no that's not true yeah yeah that is true yeah

yeah that is true yeah you know maybe it is that's the new tick to make after make a stupid joke and just go yeah yeah that's true

yeah you know what that's right yeah that's right no yeah of course that happened all right uh in honor of ourselves we love to honor ourselves so much so we're honoring ourselves by doing our is this our first ever list yeah so this is our first ever list that we did this was like our trial this is when we record before we even like put we never this episode was never posted um we just this is a list we did to test it out and this is from a website that doesn't exist anymore, which I'm really upset because it was one of the best ones.

It was, I think, the one that inspired the podcast. We found it on archived.org, but it's from top ten listland.com. Oh, they have like this whole, oh, sorry. The subtitle of the website is the land of lists. They have this whole website archived, so we can come back to this whenever. We could. We did a bunch of these already. We have to remember which ones we did.

Yeah. But it doesn't matter because they probably don't exist anyway. But yeah, this list is a top 10 monstrous people that are not human being. oh my god i'm being hit by so many members some amazing memories right now nostalgia i don't remember that's true patrick has no you were not around dude yeah bet can you leave for the second half of this episode i think we knew each other at this point shut up i did not i did not know patrick at this point what are you talking about we are friends on facebook

that doesn't mean i'm friends with like 4,000 people on facebook yeah but we we used to i'm just saying i don't know patrick i didn't know patrick i never met i used to do uh oh you probably never met you but we would go into ascension fifth dimension and stuff i met we would play together we would play on facebook with each other i met patrick and i didn't remember that i met him for a long time but i had met him one time here because he was so kind of forgettable and bland and just lacked kind of any impressions to be made on he was dressed in a buttoned down shirt and khakis and he went hey guys and he was wearing big glasses and his hair was slicked back

and he had a mask and he had a pocket protector. Yeah, I was wearing a mask before all this COVID crap. He's dressed like an arkel. Yeah, he's just like like Steve uncle. Yeah. I kept walking around like can I do that? Mm-hmm. Can I do this? Can I do that?

Can I do that? Can I do that? Just fucking get to people. Can I do that? That's circle. That's Urkel with social anxiety. Yeah. I do that. I'd like to see Erkel throw it in a circle. Just going up to people like, like, people just like having a picnic in the park and just

go like, can I do that? No, Erkel. Get away from me. Leave me alone. Stop it, Erkel. Get out of here, white Erkel. Get the fuck out of here. I'm having a picnic.

Number one, most monstrous people. Number 10, most monstrous people that are not human being. Yokozuna. She's just a super wrestler. Yeah. We got to read the things, because these are very good descriptions. Yokozuna was a Simone American professor professional wrestler. We got to read this.

You read it then. Yokozuna. He was best known for his time with the... the World Wrestling Federation. The term Yokozuna refers to the highest rank of professional sumo wrestling in Japan. Um, blah, blah, blah. Standing at six foot four and weighing an immense 589 pounds, the Yokosuna squashed legends like Brett Hart, The Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan on his way to becoming one of the most dominant WWE champions of all time. On October 23,000, Yokozuna died from pulmonary edema, edema. I don't know. Funky cold Medina.

And is in this room in England, dwell on an independent wrestling tour in Europe. being very this is the last line being very tall and absolutely massive at nearly 600 pounds there is no way Yokozuno was human

just like the rest of his family yeah that's my reaction anytime I see anybody kind of big yeah you and your family are not human first off you're not human second off your sisters cannot be human either your mom and dad are not human you're an alien

you're an alien you're just an alien alien man's in the rock were his cousins it says here. I can't believe I skipped that. What? Roman Reigns. That's what it says.

He was a member of the Anoa E. wrestling family. Roman Reigns, Rikishi, Umaga, and the Rock were just some of his cousins. Damn, I'd hate to see some of his other cousins. I know.

Damn. He's a certified savage. Do you think this guy was here? Are they actually cousins? Are they cousins in like the wrestling way where it's like, what do you think? Are they cousins?

I don't know either. I don't know. I was this asking what you think. Samoans probably are pretty small. They're probably all cousins. Probably all kind of cousins. Yeah, you know, hold on. Let me see if Roman reigns in the...

That's a freaking... Roman rains and the... No blood relation. So they aren't actually cousins. It's just because they were Samoan and Vince McMahon was probably like, ah, you're cousins now. The wrestling cousins. You guys are all cousins.

Or maybe that's the only way to explain this. Yeah Maybe they all ate from the same pineapple And they're Samoan cousins Yeah You know Yeah Number nine

Sun Ming Ming Ming Sun Ming is a Chinese basketball player He currently stands at 7 foot 9 and weighs 370 pounds That's a pig motherfucker Yeah God damn Size 20 shoes makes occasional appearances as an actor Dude maybe we can get them for our movie

Holy shit my god that's in the summer of 2005 son discovered that he had a brain tumor attached to his pituitary gland because he had neither medical or neither health insurance nor enough money to pay for more than a hundred thousand dollars in medical bills his sports agent charles bon seigneur started he was a he was a he was a basketball player and he didn't have health insurance that's a sports agent who only represents giant chinese guys no you have to you I have Chinese man is my you are the biggest Chinese man I have you have a biggest Chinese man I ever be an amazing addition to my God. You are not a human being

you are alien Chinese You are monstrous people can not be human being You are Chinese evil man Let me let me introduce you To my friend here The Statue of Liberty You are a Chinese dragon to me

the tumor was successfully removed dude on March 11th 2007 Sun was part of the tallest lineup in the world on the Maryland Nighthawks with four players over seven feet tall so I never made it to the NBA but if he did he would have been the tallest person in the NBA's history although he does not look like a monster he is a limitless one and frightens every person that stands in his path without disbelief it is safe to say he is not a human being

at nearly eight foot and a 400 pounds. Jesus Christ. You are a limitless monster. You are a limitless monster. Wow. You are like Bradley Cooper. You are me. You are a little bit.

Oh, you are disgusting to me. You are like the snake. You are a dead. You are disgusting, monster. Oh, you smell horrible. Oh, you come here, let me smell. It smells so bad. You are a gross monster.

You are a naughty monster. Oh, you're disgusting. Who has been a bad nose? Let me drink from your boss like I'm drinking from his water bottle. I love you so much. You are my new son. You're a big, a Chinese monster son. I love you, like my grandson.

I am going to give you a brain to me. You are being my kind daughter, Valis. Oh, you have a, we have a guest room you can stay in, but he's not this ceiling is only six feet tall. We have to swim with three foot ceiling. I'm slipping in the pirate. Arr!

I'm going to put you in the shower from health. I've got to get you to take up the main sail. You look like a beast that rose on a Davy Jones lucker. I need to use you as an anchor. You're not allowed to flush

in my house. I got to see what's coming out of I have to clone you. I'm a pirate, but I'm also a scientist. I need to clone you in the name of research. Arr. I live in the Large Hadron Collider. I sail the Seven Seas of the Large Hadron Collider.

All right. Number eight, big show. He looks human. He can't be a monster. No, you know. I was going to, hey, okay, go ahead. I thought you weren't because you just started talking. Dally, dallying, which I didn't like much.

Yeah, read it if you're going to read it. He is a feared competitor who intimidates opponents with his size and stare alone. Just like Antra the Giant, he used to have a crow meguilly. What's that? A chromagely, a disease of the endocrine system. On his 12th birthday, he was 6'2 and weighed 220 pounds. and had chest hair. Currently, he stands at an unbelievable seven feet tall,

weighs a massive 450 pounds, wears a huge 18 U.S. size shoe, and has an incredible 64-inch chest. I've been his aunts were so weird to him. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Run their fingers to his chest hair. Yeah, yeah.

You are so big for your age. Oh, you're going to be a basketball or linebacker. You're going to snap a lucky woman in half someday. You're going to be a giant fat, inhuman monster. Oh, you're going to be so gross when you're over. Oh, you're going to be disgusting. Oh, I'm going to hate looking at you when you walk down the street. I'm going to chase you with an angry mob.

On your 21st birthday, I'm going to walk in, and I'm going to vomit. Oh, I'm going to chase you with pitchforks and torches when I see you. I'm going to run you back to your swamp. You could be a member of the dark carnival if you wanted, honey. Oh, oh, honey. This way. Comes. Honey, who was our friend? Who was our friend? P.T. Bonham. Yeah, we can introduce you. Who was that friend? Who was that sorcerer who was looking for a brutal giant servant to smack together the heads of his opponents?

Magnifico the evil. Oh, Magnifico. Yeah, it was, I'll put you in contact with him. Oh, Big Show, you have to meet Magnifico. He doesn't have a cell phone. He's one of those. Just talking to the shell at midnight. When you meet Magnifico, just walk hunched over. Okay, he'll like you more that way. Honey, did you bring the orb? Did you bring the orb, honey? Okay, we're going to call Magnifico on the orb. We'll go look in the fucking car.

It might be a fucking car. Honey, I know I brought the orb. I know. I know. Check the fucking trunk, honey. Oh, my God. It's in my pocket. I feel like an idiot.

Oh, you have to do. It's like a one-footed diet. There it is. To call, Magnifico, just read a Bible verse backwards. You'll pick up really fast. Just say mechalachahe, mecahahe, mecahine, honey ho, just like Peewee, just like Peewee's playhouse.

You're talking to Jambi. Who dares to disturb me in my study? Oh, wow. You're going to snap some woman in half some day. You're a real charmer. Oh, Magnifico, how are the kids? They're great. They're great.

I mean, one of them getting real evil over here. Oh, yes, is he still going to evil high school? Yeah, he goes to evil. He's about to go to evil university. Oh, oh my God. Get me a sweater or something. One second. One second. I'll put him on the phone.

Oh, sorry, looks like he's busy. He's scheming right now. You know, you know how kids are. Oh, he's gorgeous. He's gorgeous. Oh, my God, he must be beaten off the evil woman with a sword with a staff. Big show, you and you and him should be friends. Magnifico, Jr., you would love him.

You know, my youngest. Braided in the Magnifico. He's 12. My youngest, he's 12. He's going through one of these phases. He keeps saying he wants to be good when he grows up. Oh, they grow out of it. Don't worry.

I mean, I don't worry. They grow out of it. Devil willing. I mean, just the other day, he forged this glowing golden blade, and he was trying to slay me with it. Oh, my God. Is he making crucifixes because I would love that. I would love a new one to hang up in my home. Just an Irish Catholic woman who's friends with all these demons.

All right. The last line of Big Show is Big Show is not a human being, but Rath are a vicious beast. Oh, we just skipped over. Yeah, I guess he flipped a Jeep. in 20 or yeah in 2005 he flipped a Jeep over damn that's number seven is the great collie the great collie is an Indian professional wrestler actor and powerlifter although his parents are well in range of normal height

his grandfather was over 6 foot 6 the great collie also has acromegaly that causes his facial deformities distortions as you can tell by his large brow nose chin and ears at 42 years old he stands at a crazy foot one and weighs 347 pounds. It is not clear what shoe size he wears, but in Big Boss, season four, he had worn an enormous U.S. size 22 shoe.

That's pretty fucking clear. In 2001, he even accidentally killed a guy, Brian on. They're giving him a flapjack a professional wrestling throw. In 2012, he underwent a brain surgery due to a tumor on his pituitary gland that prevented him from being able to stop growing. I'm seeing a

pattern here. Yeah. As one of the biggest W.W.E. superstars of all time, the great collie is definitely not human. but rather a giant savage. He's in, yeah, he's the guy in the longest yard. Yeah. That's the only movie I know him from, I don't know him from wrestling or anything.

I know him from the Adam Sandler Jail comedy. I don't know, yeah, I think so too. I don't, I'm looking up what he looks like right now. Oh, he was a picture of him. Oh, yeah, dude. Do you think there's like, if you put your head in a microwave for a lot, like maybe like rig the microwave so that it opens the door to, stays open. You put your head in there. Where's your pituitary gland?

Dude, if I could rig the microwave for the door to stay open while it ran, that would be like the best day of my life. I could just watch, like I could just watch my food get warm. True. I guess it's my face from one inch away from the microwave. No, that would that would, that would fuck with your Wi-Fi. Don't do that. The Wi-Fi in your head. Oh, no. Yeah, not my Wi-Fi. That's the main issue. Yeah, it would fuck with your Wi-Fi and your neighbor's Wi-Fi. Yeah. And it would be, fuck with your wife's eyes who she'd have to look if my neighbors don't have Wi-Fi, they're going to have to make more Chinese food because they can't go online. I'm going to be bored. I got to go to go smell that. That's a win for

Cam. Yeah. They're Chinese though, right? I don't know. They just make Chinese food all the time. Yeah, they're Chinese. Cameron lives next to a Chinese restaurant. We are forgetting that. My neighbors make the most delicious food. Yeah. Number six, Emmanuel Emmanuel Yarborough. Yep. That's Emmanuel. Emmanuel Yarbrose is an Ameri-Man. Someone else do this. I'm just going to take that. You're making fun of me before, dude. I have a goth depression nap coming on. Yeah. Go to sleep. I'm got to. American amateur sumo wrestler. You could do it.

No. I know you don't want to. I know they mixed martial arts competitor. Also having competed in judo wrestling in American football for more than two decades, he has taken on challenges of most with mid-dang impossible and consistently proven that he has a focus and determination to master any endeavor. We should be doing this in YouTube voice. At six feet eight inches. Oh, which one? I was doing the chills one.

Oh, at six feet eight inches. And at one time more than an insane 700 pounds. Emmanuel is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest professional athlete in the world. He wears a size 21 shoe. He was the 1995 world amateur sumo champion and is considered to be one of the most famous sumo wrestlers outside Japan. Three times the size of the average person and ridiculously tall,

this sumo wrestler has no proof he is a human being. He has no proof. Dude, that's what's next, dude. You're going to have to start walking around carrying. That's what the real idea is. After the fucking vaccination cards, dude, that's what they're going to have. What it turns you into a fucking bug cat? You're going to have to walk around.

You're going to have to fucking show proof that you're human anymore. Yeah. It's going to be fucked up, dude. Oh, my God, look at this. Yeah, there's no way this guy is human. Look at him in this picture. He's covered in hair like a beast. Yeah.

Jesus. And he's so tall. He might be a demon. Number five is Jorge Gonzalez. Jorge Gonzalez was an Argentine basketball player and professional wrestler. He was best known for his appearances in world championship wrestling under the ring name l gigante now that's a fucking good name dude it's scary uh let's see no superstar in sports entertainment history was as immense as giant gonzalez not the great collie they thought his name

was giant instead of four they just couldn't read it not big show not even the legendary andre the giant he stood at a great seven foot six great height weighed 460 pounds and he played the role of Manny, a carnival sideshow giant in a 1993 episode of Baywatch, who befriends Hobie, but later falls into the water and his large size makes it difficult to be rescued. Wow. That's so tragic, dude. On September 22nd. I hate when I befriended Hobie, but I fall into the water.

And I'm too large to be rescued, dude. Fuck. Who's Hobie? That's you. I'm too large to be rescued. Hobie is Pamela Anderson's name. no yeah she's hobie no no no no no no i'm hoby i'm hoby i'm hoby what's hey what's up i'm hobby i'm hobby is the goblin who lives underneath the dock at the beach oh hobby was a child on that

show and his name is hobby what's up i'm hobby you want to go play hoop and stick I'm me Hobie Buchanan I mean Let's go put a stick ball in the alley I like this I like this last part On September 22nd 2010 Jorge Gonzalez died

due to complications of diabetes and severe heart issues His hometown of San Martina He was just 44 years old During his lifetime He could not have been human But most likely a giant animal Now that you're dead

You weren't even a bird You were just an animal You were in your gross. I'm glad you died like in it Like a fucking dog that you are You look like shit You were too big You kept getting

Hobie kept having to rescue Your bum ass from the ocean But you were too damn big Fuck you Rested piss He must have had to go pretty far out In the ocean To be able to not stand up

To be able to reach him Yeah Hobie with his long arms He has a real long arms Yeah With Hobie's With Hobie's tractor beam that he invented in season 5, episode 22.

Exactly. Maybe that's what put the pituitary tune on in the first place. It was the tractor beam. You guys remember that episode when Hobie became a scientist? Yeah. Hobie Buchanan, MD. Harvested alien technology from Pamela Anderson's thingies. Hobie put a black hole on the beach again.

And we got to fucking stuff it with your big ass. There goes giant Gonzales. He fell into the black hole And he's too big to be rescued I guess we shouldn't even bother He's probably too big to be rescued He's too much like a giant animal I hope that episode

He like each round with like three feet You know what? He's already dead He's too fucking tall for this That guy you know Now that he's in the water I just have to say I've always thought that guy might be a giant animal Hobie, what did I tell you about making friends with extremely huge non-humans? You bastard.

Number four, Andre the Giant, we all know this guy. What is there to say about this guy? He could drink beer with his feet and he could fuck girls with his hands. Yeah, he, I think I, this is the only, like, fun fact I know about him, which I guess has been disputed. But when he was in Japan, they said that the toilets were so, small that he used to have to shit in the bathtub we already uh we already talked about that we did already talk about that yeah that's cool they couldn't just make him a big toilet yeah get him a big toilet just get him a big toilet i'm going to sink like a tall toilet yeah how hard

is that a big tub the big and tall toilet store yeah yeah a toilet store for husky boys just casual male X-L toilets they're toilets that they're toilets that have like suction in a way that it sucks all your fat down so it doesn't look like you're fat when you're sitting on it's like a slimming toilet it's like that thing in the Simpsons where Kent Brockman has like the clips on his neck yeah yeah he weighed 520 pounds I don't think

Wait, didn't we talk about this, how he was, like, not as big as they say he was. Yeah, but then we'd said that he was big. No. If we already do a list of tall people? He's like five, five, maybe. No, we were just talking about Andre the Giant. He comes up a lot in my conversations. That's true.

Yeah, that's the guy that I'm the similar size. It's because you wear so much obey. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. You're a, you're a, hype beast Filipino kid in 2013. That's facts. Yeah. So let's just skip Andre.

We don't need to talk. He's also. not very christmasy. Well, I mean, I need to read the last line, though. Eventually, his size was just too much for his heart, and he died in Paris in his hotel room on January 27th, 1993. There is no way this guy was human, but rather a behemoth. I love every, every like sentence that's like, ah, tragically, he passed away. This fucking freak. He was a vicious beast. If I was going through, they'd just going through the, they're just going through the, the phesaurus results for Monster

and just saying a new one at the end. Number three. Go ahead. No, you go ahead. pronounce that name. Number three. Cameron Fedder. Oh. Thank you. Hey, thank you.

Weighing in at a whopping one billion gajillion pounds. And height of infinity. Number three, Vait. Vino, Miller, milirine

milirine V-A with two dots I-N-O with two dots M-Y-L-L-L-Y-R-I-N-N-E Vitom-Mililorine Venomalurine Vanine-Malorin Valinan-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-V-A-Van-N-A-V-A-Van-W

V-MINeral water Pino-M-Rizzo Formula 50 vitamin water Feeney Feeney Mr. Feeney Number three, Mr. Feeney. Number three, Mr. Feeney.

This man was always telling Corey Matthews to do his homework. Fini Milarini was an acrimagallic giant who was at one time the world's tallest person. He stood at 7 foot three and weighed 434 pounds at the age of 21, but experienced a second phase of growth in his late 30 is attaining a height of a giant 8 foot 3.

He was considered, he has considered the tallest soldier ever having served in the Finnish defense forces. That's pretty sick, dude. That would suck getting another growth spurred at like 30. If you're already that tall, well, yeah, I mean, for me, but like, if you're a giant and then just being like, I can't, I might be bad. I can't stop fucking growing. Imagine being the, a drill sergeant and having to, like, yell at a guy who's eight foot

three and like 500 pounds. You see, keep saying privates, but then it looks like you're screaming at his penis. Oh, my God. Oh, that would be so. That's a classic comedy situation. Also, also, this would be the worst, it would be the worst soldier of all time because sniper fire,

it's so easy. It's a pretty big target. Yeah. They didn't have snipers back in 1929. It's true. Also, you get deflected with his metal teeth. Yeah. He returned to Finland in 1939

to serve in the Finnish Army during the Winter War. In 1946, he moved to Jarvinpah and ran a chicken farm. It's nice, dude. Yeah, that sounds like a good life. He died in 1963 and is buried there. He's buried in 1963.

We have to go back and get him back. He had a 15.7-inch hand span, the greatest known. As tall, heavy, and strong as he was, it is nearly impossible to call this guy human. This guy's in the army in his hands that big. He doesn't hold any guns. Bazooka. He holds a tank and fires it like a gun.

Okay, yeah, he probably, you're right. I do feel like this list was like written by, like Van Helsing. And at the end and everyone he's like and another monster put in the dirt where he belongs. This list is what's in the folders

that Mulder and Scully are always flipping to the X-Files. Yeah, ever heard of Giant Gonzalez Scully? He was friends with Hobie and then he fell into water. I don't believe in Giant Gonzales.

I don't believe in vicious beasts. John Rogan. Again. Yeah, sure, on opposite day, Joe Rogan would be the biggest guy. I don't know. Normal day is John. He's really small, right? He's like three foot. Three. Yeah, he's like a foot and a half tall.

He's kind of like a gnome. So I moved to Austin because it's a small city. Nome Nomen. Nome Rogan. Yeah, Nome Rogan's there. He has a funny little hat. Jamie. Jamie.

Hey, Jamie. Jamie, pull up that toad stool. I need to sit down Pull up that Keebler recipe Jamie And pull up those cookies and some milk And then bring them to me Yeah

Thank you Jamie Thank you Jamie I'm an elephant I'm a gnome too Yeah Hey Jamie Hey Jamie pull up by my six brothers He's George

Those are dwarves To talk about Nome women That's right Yeah see There's only There's only one woman In our tribe

and her name's Smurfett. Yeah. She had no men, what young men we need to know. You only should be eating pixie dust, okay? You need to clean the front yard that you sit in all day. You need to make sure it's cleaned up. You need to sweep the pine needles away from your toadstool, okay?

You need to make sure your toadstool. The only way you can have an ordered mind. All right, Bucco, you need to make sure your toadstool is clean every day. Get up and clean your toadstool, Bucco. You want to be casting at least one spell a day, okay? Now, lobsters are particularly scary because for us, they're bigger than... Kind of a monster-sized creature. Kind of monsters to us, and I think that these monsters are...

We need to boil them. We need to boil the ocean. We need to boil the whole ocean. I'm still addicted to Clotopin. No, I'm a gnome. I'm a known. I'm a no. Nome Peterson.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Okay. John Rogan is one of 17 known people in medical history to reach a height of eight feet or more. And also the second tallest person ever recorded after Robert Wadlow. Wow.

Great spoiler. Fucking his hit. Spoiler, fucking loser. By 1899, he had grown to a height of eight foot six. Despite his success in this regard. Success. I'm so successful. He successfully grew to 8 foot 6.

He declined all offers to join the carnival and sideshows. John Rogan's hands measured 11 inches in length and his feet measured 13 inches in length. He continued to grow until his death, which was in 1905, at the age of just 40. The twist with John Rogan was that at nearly 9 feet tall, he was only 175 pounds. He was extremely skinny, but ludicrously tall. John was a gargantuan historic figure and in no way at all human. that last line always gets me i just love that he's literally not human he is such a freak i hate this guy if i saw him i would throw things at him he does look pretty fucking you no cap i wouldn't throw

things of a tall person you could throw one thing at that guy he'd fall over that's you know what that is true it'd have to be pretty damn heavy if you if you if you just like hit the thing is yeah like like he'd probably be really good at basketball, but if you, like, if you fucking, like, crossed over on him, he just break both his legs immediately. Well, that's the problem with, like, tall basketball players. Like, there's a lot of, like, seven foot six guys in Europe who just

can't play in the NBA because they just get owned. Right. Yeah, dude, Alan Iverson was, like, 5.5. No. Alan Iverson was, like, four foot, too. He was like six feet tall. No. Yeah. He was not five-five. He was not fucking five-five. Alan Iverson was

very small. He was not. Of course. he was thinking of mugsy boggs no Alan Iverson was he might have been five seven I'm no says he's six feet tall right here I just looked it up what are you talking about he looks at this pat everybody else in the NBA is wey big and so he looks pretty small I thought I thought Alan Iverson was small he he's small for the NBA but he was taller everybody everybody I know everybody I know is like oh Alan Iverson was like pretty short for What the fuck? Yeah, because they're a liar.

They're all like seven feet tall in the NBA tag. The NBA is six foot six. Everybody's a fucking liar. Nobody lied to you. Everybody lied to me and everyone who betrayed me. Nobody betrayed you. Stop stealing the got got got thing for me. I'm the betrayed one and two have been meaning me my whole life.

I got betrayed. I got betrayed by somebody who told me. I got betrayed by God for letting me be born. Somebody told me Alan Iverson was five seven, dude. Yeah. Five five, five seven. liar. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to, I got to go. No, you don't have to go. I got to go. No. You have to do the last one, Robert Wadlow. I got to go. The last inhuman beast that we have to talk about.

Well, now I'm looking at the shortest basketball players. That's like the opposite list. I know. Oh, it's Spudweb is five seven. Mudweb and Mugsy Bogs. You mixed up fucking Spud Webb with Alan Iverson, dude. Alan Iverson's like one of the greatest fucking two guards ever. No, I don't know. I don't know who told me, I don't know who told me Alan Iverson is 5-7. Your brain did.

But whoever fucking told me you switched it to 5-7? You said 5-5. Whoever told me Alan Iverson is 5-5. You know what? Maybe they were talking about White Iverson. Oh, they might have been talking about. That's a really good point.

Let's see how tall. That's Post Malone, right? Let's see how tall he is. I think he's probably six feet as well. yeah he's six feet tall what the fuck there's not a single Iverson oh here it is you're thinking of Lil Uzi-Vurt

he's 5-4 oh okay and a people also search for that's got to be it you think of that Iverson yeah Robert Wadlow is the tallest person in recorded history for whom there is irrefutable evidence he reached an earth-shattering 8 foot 11

and weighed a whopping 439 pounds at the age of his death at, wait, at his death at age 22 on July 15th, 1940, his great size and continued growth in adulthood were due to hyperplasia of his pituitary gland, which results in an abnormally high level of HGH. He showed no indication of an end to his growth, even at the time of his death. His family claimed that Robert was taller than a father at age eight. True. Yeah, they had to get an expanding.

He just keeps growing and grown. He's like 20 feet tall now. They had to make a special desk for him due to his size. After graduating from Alton High School in 1936, he enrolled at shirtlift college. Shirtless college, dude. Yeah. Hey, they didn't have shirts big enough for him. I'm going to take 16 credits at shirtless college.

I'm taking shirtless math, shirtless science, shirtless English. The intention of studying law. By the time he had graduated from high school, he was 8 foot. Before, I already said that, Robert Wadlow's size began to take its toll. He required leg braces to walk and a little feeling in his legs and feet. Despite these difficulties, Wadlow never used a wheelchair. According to the Guinness World Records, he was a U.S. size 37 shoe, a U.K. 36, and a European size 31. Dude, he had three feet.

Yeah, his foot was so big as three feet tall. He had three different shoe sizes. Damn. Robert's incredible height and weight proves that he could not have possibly been a human but more like a walking Empire State building.

That's good. Kind of a billy on the street scenario where you ask people how to all the Empire State building is and they're like, Robert. Like nine feet tall. Yeah, one trillion miles. And he looks at the camera and goes,

Oh, what? Did you just say that? Wouldn't it know what he's doing there? Wouldn't it suck to be Robert Wadlow's height and still have just like an average penis? No, you know, because you got to go to shirtless college. Yeah, but he's got a shirtless law and decide whether or not a rest truck can serve you. He was the one. It's legal.

Yeah. And, I mean, being Robert Wadlow's height and just having like a normal penis. Yeah. Well, nobody's ever going to believe you that it's normal. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you would, you, imagine, okay, you get a growth on your pituitary gland.

Swag! You start growing, but your penis start shrinking. Opposite swag. What is that, then? Class. Class. That's class. That's class because you got to do homework.

Yeah, I got to do homework on how to jilk now. Fuck. But you have such a powerful big hand. That's true. Jolking is on a whole other planet, dude. probably where you're from because you're not on planet joke planet joke that's right they discovered it so far away

in a telescope planet joke mm-hmm mm-hmm what's that what's that fucking planet rock Mars Africa Bimbada song Planet rock yep

the same thing the Africa Bambata song called Planet Joke yeah mm-hmm anything else you gotta add about the joke planet pad I got a lot more, trust me. Patrick's been in contact with the Jelkeans for years.

Yeah, that's true. They're part of the Federation, dude. They've been teaching me. Take me to your Jelker. This is the one planet that everyone in the Galactic Federation hates me. They're like, oh, we can't. Nobody takes us seriously because there are these fucking Jelkeans that just walk around tugging on their dicks all the time.

And they go, oh, my penis is getting longer. Yeah, it's really. really scary because one day they're going to have penises so long that they hit other planets when they turn around yeah yeah that's pretty fucked up

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