Podcast About List - Ep. 129 - Evil Elvis

Episode Date: December 30, 2020

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. This is premium content. If you are not a premium subscriber, please pause now and purchase a premium membership immediately. Fuck, dude. Here we go. I have a joy hangover from Christmas. Yeah, let's do a clap to line it up. Okay, now you can line up my audio to Patrick's clap.

Can we, what if we do? Okay, and then about 10 minutes, Caleb, you should do a clap, and then you can sync up your clap to our claps. Yeah. Okay. What if we did a snap? Okay, that sounds more fun. Okay, we did a snap. All right, so they all happen at the same time.

I think this might be the most synced episode we've ever done already. Well, oh my God, I can't even believe how synced up it'll be. I'm so excited. Did you get to a nice, a nice sweet Christmas with lots of gifts? I did. I didn't get any, I just got 200 bucks. My mom's just, she's at the point now for she's just like, yeah, I'm just giving you money. Yeah, that's the move, dude.

Yeah, at which it's better. I think I talked to my dad and I think next year we're just going to give each other $100. Yeah. The way my mom did it though was she put the money inside of like trash. So she bought like a... Your mom is so weird. She bought a thing of... My brother got like wart remover with $100 with $100 in it.

And I got feminine hygiene wipes with $100 in it and she taped it and she taped it all together. to pull it out, so it looked like I was pulling money. So it looked like you're pulling out you were pulling out something else. Mm-hmm. And then my nephew... That's dirty. My nephew... And your nephews watched you do that? One of my... Your nephews watched

you pull feminine stuff out of your hygiene area. Ugh, you're nasty, dude. Let's say that. You literally just said that. You didn't let me finish. So my nephew... And they liked it. My nephew, my nephew...

saw me do that and I guess he heard somebody say I got pussy wipes so then he started walking around it's saying I got pussy wipes yeah you're saying pussy wipes that's awesome bro yeah I didn't really get anything cool I got slippers that's my and I and I and I bought myself some candy so my favorite my favorite part yeah my favorite part of like of Christmas when you're not a kid anymore is buying stuff for yourself and then like making your parent it yeah I think that's so funny to do I love like I I got the Friday the 13th box set and I just had it shipped to my dad's house and I was like dad you're gonna wrap this for me that rules yeah this is the first year since I'm not seeing my aunt this is the first

year that I haven't gotten a blockbuster gift card in like my entire oh no yeah she just bought I don't know like 10 years ago she bought like a hundred blockbuster gift cards because she was like this will be around forever and she's just been giving them to everybody since then. Can you, like, redeem them for anything? I haven't even tried. Yeah, cool. I haven't even thought about it.

Yeah. Wait, let's look up if you can. I could probably sell them. I have a couple back at the apartment. They're vintage, dude. True. People will frame them and put them on their walls. Dude, I miss Blockbuster, bro.

I miss, like, trying to just guess which movie had a, had a boob scene in it. Yeah. Just trying to, just wild guess. My only memory from the video store in my town. Because it closed before I was, like, old enough to, like, really go to, like, to go to it by myself. It's just, like, going there with my parents and seeing Jurassic Park 3 and seeing the claw marks on the video case and be like, holy shit, the claws make a 3. And that's the only memory I have from that video. It was just me walking around looking for tits, just picking up every Halle Berry movie and being like, Mom, Dad, I have to watch this movie.

I'm really a huge fan of swordsfish. Huge Halliberry fan. I'm intrigued right now, Mom. I looked it up. I looked it up, Caleb. As of April 2011, Blockbuster gift cards are completely worthless. Are you serious? She's been giving them that long?

Yep. Bro. I honestly don't even know if she knows that it's, that it doesn't exist anymore. Yeah? Yeah, she might seriously think that it's still around. It might be. It might have changed Blockbuster into a streaming service. True.

They tried to do the DVDs thing for a while. They might have changed Blockbuster into a streaming service. Whoa. They might have. We should start sending the episodes on CDs in the mail. I was talking about this on stream. That's the next tier is I'm going to mail people DVDs because I have too many DVDs and I'd like to get rid of some of them.

And the thing is, but the thing is I only have like 10 too many DVDs. So it's got to be enough money. enough money of a tier that only a few people are going to subscribe to it. Let's say $1,000. Yeah, okay. Blockbuster. If you got $1,000, I'll send you my DVD of Tammy and the T-Rex or like, like, Alien versus Predator or something. I'll send you a video from the Creation Science Museum if you subscribe for $1,000.

Do you, do either of you have DISH TV? No, is that a food thing? No, dish the, the antenna, like, cable thing. Like Dish Neckwork? Dish Network. If you have Dish Network, Blockbuster.com is where the magic of Blockbuster video lives on with Dish. Dude. It's 2011. Blockbuster has been part of DISH, and you can still make it a Blockbuster Night, registered trademark.

Continue the Blockbuster experience when you sign up for DISH. Do you know why they call it DISH TV? Why? Because you sit on the couch and you say, I'm watching Dish TV. True. I'm a watch I'm a wash dish TV All night long

Yeah Yeah I don't really know anybody Was satellite anymore Everybody My dad switched over completely To streaming services He's spending like 300 bucks a month

Yeah I think my parents are doing the same thing Just to watch like live basketball And shit's like dude that rules Yeah Yeah I wish I had a TV Oh I think I wish I did too

I need to get, I'm sick of watching movies on my computer. I gotta get a big TV and surround sound. Yeah. Can I just get some Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound? Oh, I'm going 7.1. Are you kidding? Yeah. No. No. Yeah.

How about just. I was getting 100, but I mean, you guys can do whatever you wanted. Getting a 10 million.1 surround sound set up. Yeah. 10 million and one decimal point. 0.1 Dolby Digital. I don't know if you guys... Yeah, I'm thinking to get in a giant...

I'm thinking to get in, like, a 1,200-pound TV that's 36 inches wide, and then a $50,000 surround sound set up and one of those ugly leather couches that... Oh, yeah. Ordering a TV that says it's 50 inches, but it's like a foot on the diagonal and it has like a 50-inch deep, like, CRT monitor.

It's 50-incher, dude. Yeah, you can get inside there if you want. It's a plastic. Asthma screen, too. Yeah, there's plasma in there, so don't go in. You'll die. Yeah, I'm going to get one of those crazy couches. I'm going to tell everybody I have a home theater set up.

And they're going to come through, and we're going to watch the first Transformers movie. And I'm going to sit in a chair behind the couch, and I'm going to jack off. 480P with the best sound on earth. The best unbelievable sound. Terrible video. You can't even see what's happening. It's 16 by 16. I've got a state of the art.

You've got a state-of-the-art sound system for a home theater, okay? How it works is everyone puts on headphones. We have one headphone splitter. And if you got, listen, if you have really, if you have good headphones, it's going to be the best sound you ever heard. Yeah. But if you bring fucking Apple earbuds, it's going to sound like shit, and that's on you. And we're going to call you gay. Yeah.

Yeah. But you will be able to hear through those terrible headphones. I'm going to say, you're gay. You're going to be like, I heard that loud and clear. But yeah. Roger that. This guy over here he's got the audio technica

over ear headphones. You know, he's not going to hear it. Yeah, he's going to be smiling and he's going to be, he's going to be watching the movie. They're insult-canceling headphones. Yeah. That's a good idea.

That's a good idea. If everyone wore insult-canceling headphones, nobody... How many times has somebody called me a homo on the train and I just didn't know because my big-ass cans? Yeah. You know?

Your boobs? My big-ass boobs that I have. Yeah. They know. Excuse me? It bounced right off. I just say, look at these, man. They get distracted.

They don't even know what they called me in the first place. Yeah, my boobs are down here. Excuse me, my boobs are down here. What a stupid-ass gay hot guy with big boobs? Look at that homo with the most beautiful tits of all the time. You're walking out from behind the escalator, so he like just sees your head at first. What? The escalator on the train.

in the train station No, they have double-decker trains in New York City It's like an D.K. thing. Yeah. In my city that I'm inventing where I have giant boobs And I ride the train all day. Yeah, because I'm the mayor, dude.

I've got to prove the trains work. I'm just getting on there with my big ass tities. Yeah. Dressed in a suit, a men's suit. My tits are bursting out of them. And my name is boob to boobio. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. And I live in huge boob city. Yeah. In the state of huge boobs. Yeah, Titty City. I live in New York Titty and New Titty. Papa's new titty. That's right.

Uh-huh. He's got a new pair of titties. Yep. Papa's got a big rack. Can you check the mail? It might be my tits. Daddy needs a new rack. Yeah.

Daddy needs a new. He's a guy at Vegas. Daddy needs a new stuff. Santa Booms. Did you guys see Santa Claus? No. Yeah. Did you wait for him?

No. No. He came immediately. He came down the chimney 6 p.m. Yeah, he's definitely, man. I said, man, you're early. And he didn't say anything. No, he sat there and he waited until midnight, and then he went back up the chimney.

He didn't even eat the cookies. He can't speak at all. He can't? No, he had, well, he can say ho, ho, ho. But he has, like, he had a, there's a bullet lodging his brain, and they can't take it out. But it has disrupted his. his verbal ability. Oh, okay.

That's true. I feel bad now for all the things I said. I bet you feel real naughty now. What would you guys do if Santa just chilled in your house for like six hours? I would make... Fucking fight him. Probably do some World Star shit to him. Dude, it's funny because you look at the Santa tracker and it doesn't...

Look at the Santa tracker right now. It doesn't say where he is, so he could be. He's on other planets delivering free gifts to aliens. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, he goes down a woman's chimney and she's like, oh, I don't have, you know, I don't have any money. And he's like, you don't have to pay me with money.

It's presents. But she doesn't understand. And then she traps him in the bedroom. That's a movie that I could see being made. Oh, my God, dude. I was thinking about this, doesn't it feel like back in the day women that used to look like Marilyn Monroe and now they look a lot more like Marilyn Manson? Have you guys thought about this? We used to have these beautiful.

I don't think I thought this. Well, now think about this. You used to have these beautiful four-foot women, weighed 180 pounds, blonde as the sun. And she's fucking, if you're the president, she's going to suck your dick. Now, Marilyn Manson-style women walking around all the time, they're seven feet tall, they're skinny as a rail, casting spells. Back in the day, we used to have women that looked like James Charles.

Nowadays, we have women that look like Charlie Chaplin. That's so fucking true. That's really true I'm sick of these Charlie Chaplin ass bitches Yeah Back in the day women used to look like A big ass thumb though And now they look like Dekembe Matumbo

And that's facts, no printer Mm-hmm Yeah I know that's right I can't think of any of them That's right Yeah I'm

Ooh Yeah Back in the day we had We had president JFK Now we have president He's not okay No

Somebody needs to check on this boy That's right Yeah Somebody needs to check and balance On this guy Oh my god Oh my god Yeah

Do you think the president Could even balance I'm so hungover guys Boy had a little too much gnaug Uh huh I did Yeah I did

He was not drinking Christmas cream, dude. There's one time of the year where you can gnaug yourself into a coma. And this man, he's just drinking it out of a camelback. Me and my brothers drank just straight whiskey, just Christmas Eve, just. I drank straight up Aldi wine. Yeah? Yeah, I had three bottles of Aldi wine. Damn.

Yeah. I was dressed as a gnome at my family Christmas, walking around drinking Aldi wine out of the bottom. Oh, yeah. Just like. I'm glad you like your gift. It was the best gift I've ever gotten. My grandma was so confused. She was like, what?

Why are you dressed like a gnome? And I said, I got cursed. And she kept being like, seriously, what are you? And I was like, I don't know, I'll turn back to a guy at midnight. There's nothing I can do. She was like really upset with me. Yeah, was she upset with the knife I got you? No, she thought the knife was absolutely righteous.

Yeah? Yeah. She thought it was so swag, dude. It's so funny how small that knife is. I showed, I told, I opened it up and I, it's like, it the handles bigger than the blade. Pat got me a knife with a, with a, yeah, it's really small. Pat got me a knife with a, with a Bible verse on it, and I read it. I was like, I was like, I was got a Bible verse on it.

My mom was like, which one? And I was like, Philippians 413. And then she spent like 10 minutes just trying to guess what that Bible verse was and getting it wrong every time. Yeah, some Christian she turned out to be, dude. Yeah. Patrick got me in Scalibur. Oh, yeah, that's true. I wasn't sure if it was from Patrick.

Patrick said he got me that in a DVD drive, and he told me he was sending the DVD drive, and I didn't know he was also sending a sword. So when a sword got here, I genuinely didn't know if it was from Patrick or from my uncle. It's a real sword or a sword-like object. It's a sword-like object. Oh, buddy.

I'm going to hang it on the wall, though. Yeah. I think I'm going to make a sword while I'm here, I decided. I've been watching this show. Forged and Fire. I've been watching Forged and Fire. I've been watching Forged and Fire, like... I've been watching this show.

I didn't know if you knew what it was, dude. I've been watching it, and I was like, God, that's crazy, cool. I definitely want to do that. And then me and my brother looked up how much a forge cost. It's like $60. What? Yeah, to get, like, a propane-powered forge

and, like, a little anvil. Costs, like, $60, and then you get a scrap metal. We're making a sword, like, tomorrow. That's sick. It's going to be awesome. I'm thinking of going with Damascus. steel yeah yeah yeah that shit's hard to make nope it's easy is it easy yeah they do it on tv okay

yeah i trust you about that show i only watch like one or two episodes of it it the only cool part is when they hit the pig with the stuff oh yeah the rest of it's just like it's just like it's a cooking show but not interesting it's like what if the food they're making is just like a stick of metal what they just like wind it was a sword they should have they don't even have a sword swallower to see to test that aspect of the sword. All right. You play will kill, it will cut.

Let's see how it swallows and how it tastes. It shows them like dunking the sword in water or whatever, and the guy's like, I was really upset because my sword, I didn't like it. And that's like the extent of like, it's so not interesting. My favorite part of that show is every three episodes they try to have a girl on. Yeah. And they fail. They always lose the first round every time, too.

Dude, it's so funny. They have a girl on, and she's like, yeah, I've been doing this for, like, 50 years. And all the other guys are like, I started last summer. Yeah, and then he was, like, 20 years old. Yeah, and then she, like, she can't even get the metal to get hot. And she just, they cut to the, like, judging section, and she's holding, like, part of a spring that she tried to turn into a sword. And they're like, unfortunately, you are disqualified. Sorry.

It's pretty, it's a pretty show. It's always like beard guys on that show, too. There's a guy with a kilt. Yeah. And then they did the thing where they leave for a couple days and they make a sword in their home forge and then come back. And the guy, when he was at his home forge, wearing pants, comes back to the show, brand new kilt.

Of course. He just can't be seen in the stew without a kilt on. It rocks. Yeah. I don't know. I think I might have to pick up a tactical kilt pretty soon. Yeah? Yeah.

You're not Scottish, though. You can't... But I'm tactical. Oh, well, you know what? That's an aspect of the kilt that I forgot. I have knives and screws that I need to keep around. Yeah, in the pockets. Yeah, that's what the tactical kilt is.

It's covered in fucking cargo pockets. Oh, okay. Come on, dude. What color is it? I thought it was tactical because it was made out of Kevlar. Yeah, no, it's made out of bulletproof. It's a bulletproof quilt. Yeah, so you don't get your thing.

You shut off. As long as they don't, as long as not really short. The problem with the thingy The problem with the bulletproof Kilt is if the bullet hits the ground and bounces up into the kill It's just going to ricochet around inside there That's true

And fuck off your shit from every direction Mm-hmm Not to like a birthday cake A birthday Yeah it does What if the candles What if they can't blow out Well that's a what if

That's not a negative Well you're yours is a what if No that has happened Are we talking about a tactical birthday cake? yeah oh that's not a bad idea that's a birthday cake covered in pockets for the presents yeah you can keep wow it's like a mobile birthday party yeah it has wheels and clowns can fit in there too because it can get small if it's a tactical bachelor party cake you can keep the stripper in one of the pockets whoa and then she doesn't have to get messy and you don't have to put her in the oven to get her into the cake true that's the worst part about bachelor You have to find a heat-resist's a stripper. Where the fuck is the stripper? She's supposed to pop out of the cake

and digging through the cake and she's just like red and burned. Somebody stuffed this cake with pulled pork. What the fuck is this, dude? Oh, no. We left goofies in charge of getting the stripper into the cake. Sorry, guys.

I'm sorry about that. We left Goofy from the first scary movie. We left him in charge. Why do you fuck everything up, doofy? You're so stupid. Yeah. I would do that on my bachelor party. Dude, are we going to do a bachelor party when I get married?

I guess we have to. She's just us three. Just watching TV. It's just us three at Pat's house watching TV. With all of our arms around each other. With my mom and dad are in their chairs. Yeah, we get a big bowl of popcorn. They're not allowed to touch it.

That's our popcorn. Just watching YouTube videos. Yeah. Cut to my fiancé's bachelor rep party. She's just on a casting couch getting fucking just turned out like a fucking hot pocket. Yeah, we're just like, we're watching Mr. Bean again. Caleb's jacking off under the blanket. We're sitting.

It's me and camera on the left and right on the couch and Caleb's in the middle jacking off. Yeah, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, and then we look over it and he's like, no, it was really funny. I'm laughing. I wouldn't jack off in front of you guys. That seems like a Patrick move. No, what do you talk? I would never jack off in front of anybody. That's definitely, Caleb is definitely the one who would do that.

What? You were 100% the guy who would jack off in the- I don't even jack off in my life. Why would I do in front of my friends? Yeah, you do. No, I don't. You're the one who jacks off the most. I do not jack off.

Yeah, you do. Dude, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you probably quit. like a week ago right i'm like a divorce down no i've been i've been every other weekend for for years i don't believe that it's true dude how do you think i stay so powerful you don't you're not powerful i that's why every other monday you is the worst possible day to catch me if you need me to do if i can't even fucking tie i'm not every other monday i'm so fucking i don't have any come in my body yeah yeah i don't either way you're the one who's, you're the one who would jack off under a blanket.

No, dude. I'm like a samurai. No. No. We know, samurai jack off under blankets. Yeah. Samurai do we have never jacked off. And I'm much like a samurai.

No. Then why is his name samurai jack? You might catch me. Now, I'm not going to say that you're not going to. His name is because he jacks off so much. But that's why he's not just called samurai. There's a, there's a, he's samurai jacked. Every samurai's name jacks off.

That's not true. Listen, you guys might, you might catch me. edging on the couch but i would never come because edging is is part of the part of the power i edged fucking 30 minutes ago that's i i was edging while i was shitting because i had to do this so it hurt less oh that's why you were taking so long to get to get here yeah i have to make a diarrhea attack and you're edging yeah the same time yeah rub the tip like a crystal ball and i'm ready to podcast that's just how it works dude that's a little trick that's a little trick that I learned from from Gus yeah I was about to ask didn't

Gus teach you that Gus taught me that yeah and I've been I've been on a new level ever since yeah yeah I can see the back of my head right now maybe I should have done that maybe I wouldn't it wouldn't be so tired when you yeah dude when you start edging and uh taking stimulants a lot you're living like a third person view yeah yeah it's insanely cool you hit You hit P, and you go in the third person. Exactly. First person, you don't have, you're missing stuff out of the corners of your eyes. What if somebody tries to attack you from behind?

I can see around corners when I edge. I can see through wooden doors. That's right. I can no clip. Yeah. I'm getting there. That's the goal. Eventually, if I hold my comment long enough, I start no clipping through walls.

You can use player. Set scale 0.2. You can get under these doors. I get real. When I edge, I shrink down. I shrink down like a gnome. Yeah. That's right.

And bound my jump to the mouse wheel so I can do it faster. Yeah. I spot so many items. That's right. It's just the truth. I set my max health to a million. I'm really hard to kill right now. Yeah.

Yeah, but it wears off. I feel like I'm dead. Maybe I should start doing this. You should, man. I could teach you how. Yeah. Yeah, we could stay on the, Cam could leave you and me could stay on a Zoom call for a while.

He's the host, that's the problem. I think you should just have to, we could just shut off our video and then tell each other how to do it. Well, no, I have to show you. Okay. Then Cameron can put a piece of tape over his screen. Okay. One piece of tape over my screen.

Over your whole screen. Just take a thing, a duct tape. Take duct tape and put a big X on the monitor. I just cross it out. Yeah. Just, you know, FaceTime you later and I'll, like, show you how to do it on a banana or something. I don't have to. I tried to, dude, on Christmas morning, I woke up, like, still fucked up, and I was trying to, like, sober up, and my mom told me to eat a banana. Yeah.

Because I guess that. She was like, oh, that'll sober you up or whatever. And I tried to eat a banana, and I immediately threw it up. You threw up a single banana? I ate, like, the tip of the banana held it in my mouth for, like, a second, and then just, like, threw it up in the same. Swallow it. Okay, so you spit out the banana. Yeah, so you didn't throw up a banana. It felt like I threw up. Do you ever do that thing where you felt like you threw up or you did throw up?

It felt like I threw up. Do you ever do that thing where you sit with your friends? He just spit it out? He doesn't know the difference between spitting and throwing up. Do you ever do that thing, Pat, where you sit on a bridge and you see how far you can throw up and then suck it back into your mouth? Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good, right? I like doing that kind of thing.

I felt, dude, it's straight up, I think if I ever swallowed a banana, I would throw up. It'd be funny to go to the top of the Empire State building on a tour that just throw up off the side. Yeah. That would rule. I feel like the wind, I feel like it wouldn't touch the ground. I feel like the wind. Every single person would get like one piece of throw up on their face. Yeah.

They'd be like, uh, carrot. That's the coolest shit, dude. When I would go to Canterby Lake Park, we'd go to the, uh, go to the, uh, go up on the log flume Oh, the star blaster? No, the log flume. Oh. You know the log flume where you have to climb all the stairs to get to the top? Like it's like this metal, it's like,

it's a log flume. I don't know how. Yeah, no, I know the log flume. Yeah, you have to like climb all these stairs to get to the top of it, like to wait in line. And we just like spit off the top of it and just like the wind would just like explode the spit halfway down. Just the coolest thing in the world, dude. Yeah. Man, the star blaster, that was always fun to spit off of. Yeah. I just love spitting. you too we should just start spitting a lot

that's one thing COVID's taken away from us dude you can't just spit on people you're right spit onto people from it's become a rude thing 40 feet in the air yeah it's become very rude it's become very messed up to do it's pretty sad it sucks that people think it's rude just spit on someone it's funny too sometimes you need to spit on the ground too

that's something people always like people always go like oh it's so disgusting people spit on the ground it's like no sometimes there's something in your mouth you get it out it's fine to spit. If you say it's bad to spit on the ground or it's gross to spit on the ground, I know that you've never eaten anything in your life. You've never eaten sunflower seeds.

You've never, you've never had phlegm, you've never had allergies, you never had any. I know that you just, you drink through a tube, you drink water. That's all you eat. We got to bring back spatoons. Yeah, I agree. I, uh, like in a bar, just like a metal pot. They should put them around like they put trash cans. Yeah, dude.

It's everywhere. Well, that would be a problem. for pigeons but then there would be like a guy who likes to like drink it yeah exactly you can do what there's probably a guy who likes to drink the trash cans too yeah is that what those is that what those families are doing when they walk around my neighborhood opening all the recycling bins they're looking for cans with spit in them they're looking for for empty bottles to eat you know what i would be i would be scared of if they had spittoons is somebody taking my d you know what maybe now with dna i don't want somebody to take my now that dna has been discovered this year

Yeah. I don't want someone to take my spit from a spatoon and put it at a crime scene. That's a good point. Yeah. I went to a pool hall yesterday because we called them. We were like, hey, like, what's the deal? Are you guys open? And they were like, yeah, everybody has to wear a mask.

And we're opening like every other table and stuff. We're like, okay, that seems pretty safe. We get there and we get set up. And there's a guy in a cowboy hat walking around with no mask, licking his hands. Just walking around the whole place, licking the pump. of his hands without a mask on. Is he doing it? Was he doing it as like a, like a fuck you? Like a fuck you, COVID? I think, or he just had like the best wings ever.

I don't, it's one of those for sure. I honestly have no clue. Yeah, it could have been either one. Man, that's, that's so funny. Like, let's do this list. Yeah, hold on. I'm in a, I'm, since I'm editing this, I'm going to get a cup of coffee. One second. I'm going to get one too. I promise I'm not going to edge anymore. What the fuck? That's just going to get picked up on the call. Hey, now that Caleb's not here, I've got another present going to his house.

He's going to hear this when he edits it. It's anthrax. Did you get my present? I think I sent it to Nashville by accident. No, I got it. I think I sent it to Nashville by accident. Oh, now I get that. Now I got it.

I think I sent it to Nashville by accident Yeah, I think I sent it I think I sent it I think I sent it I think I sent it to New Yorker I think I sent it Yeah, I think I sent it to Nashville by accident Yeah, I think I accidentally played a message

To say you had to evacuate And then send it to Nashville by accident And my niece really loved the The gift that you got me, Cameron It's so funny, does it make noises? Yeah, it makes baby Yoda sounds and farts Really? dude yeah nice all right my penis is a red hot tamale and we can record now all right okay um

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and 487 years. Quarantine time distortion is a real thing. That's why we're Billing to we'll, Billy. We're Billy Willys. We're willing to bet you will not believe many of the events we've compiled on this list actually took place

in the year of our Lord. You do that at the Year of Our Lord? This is funny. Time is a human construct. It's lost all meaning forever, whether due to isolation or just the unending onslaught of world-ending news. In all likelihood, you'll experience the memory of events from earlier in the year like they're from a bygone era, a time when humanity was more innocent and naive and less, you know, on the brink of total societal collapse and whatnot. Or maybe you were just bombarded by so many unfathomable news stories. Or, let's be honest, too busy spiraling to pay attention that you missed some or deleted it.

from memory to make room for everything else that happened. As strange and unbelievable as some of these seem, they all did indeed occur in our current timeline. So get ready to dive headfirst into the wormhole, friends. Let's defy the laws of physics and logic together as we walked down a memory lane located in the bowels of hell, smiley face emoticon. Your body might want to physically reject the fact

that some of the following took place in the span of just 12 months, but as your soul fights to leave your body, just try not to think of what's to come in 20. It's just rules that no matter how bad shit gets, people will still write these articles. Yeah. Just forever. There'll just be like, 150 cities that fucking were consumed by the ocean this year that you might not remember. Yeah.

That's swag. I'm thinking the ocean came in this year. Yeah. A hundred cannibals, you might not remember eating your loved ones this year. I think, you know, I think it's pretty. It's good that we have lists like this. Yeah, it is good. It's good.

Why do you think that? The devil just appeared because why not? Yeah. Yeah, because now it's 2020 and I guess that's a thing. I guess the devil is real now. Yeah. I think this has been the worst year. Wow, really?

Dude. I feel like there's just like, it's just like I can't wait for the dumpster fire to be over. It's one thought that I've been having. It's going to be so freeing when you. you wake up on January 1st, 2021. Yeah. And you're like, dude, it's all, it's back to normal, dude. I'm still writing garbage fire on all my checks.

When I wake up back in my, back in my kid body and I realize I'm not an adult anymore, because 2020's over. I wake up back in my race car bed. Mom, I missed you. It'll be great, dude. Mm-hmm. I'm pretty excited. I'm pretty excited.

I'm pretty excited. It has been, has been so bad. You know, like 2019, Peter Mayhew died. yeah first peter may you that was the first that was the first hell year that was when i know it was going bad and then this year you know this year my uncles my uncles didn't come to christmas yeah it's pretty fucked up dude oh by the way my uncle we're getting him on the podcast he's going i'm so excited we're doing it dude he asked me what the podcast was called and i just lied it's just somebody who's like really

I don't know anyone who's really into Peter Mayhew. It is so funny, though, every fucking year before this, they were like, this is the hell year because, like, one celebrity they like died. It's always, it's always like that because it's always somebody from Star Wars, yeah. Yeah. Great. David Bowie died. This is officially the worst year of all time. It's not even that funny

It's not even that funny at all Dude, he's got Nog brain Number one Makes it happens Makes it All right We need to get you

You need to take a vibe Vance Okay All right All right This is also I don't know I'm sorry just the thought of something

God damn We know what The year we lost fucking Mayhew, man, this sucks. At least he didn't lose Peter Mayhew this year, too. At least he already died so that he didn't get to die again. I don't know if I would have been able to handle 20-20-year-old and Peter Mayhew dying. Thank God. My father died a coronavirus.

And Peter Mayhew. God, this year sucks. This is one of those lists where every item is just a tweet And then has like a little blurb about the tweet That's swag So Megzit was when Harry and Megan were leaving the royal family I will be honest I don't remember this one I don't remember this happening

I you know I was too broken about Peter Mayhew Yeah about Peter Mayhew I was still I was still recovering There was about six months that I just blacked out after it died I don't even remember everything I was kind of entered a fugue state On an insane bender, I woke up in Tulsa. And, you know, people were telling me I had to put on a mask and stuff.

Yeah, and I was like, what? I was like, what, why? I got to put on a mask guard. Don't you know fucking Peter Mayhew just died? Yeah, can you stop bother me with this mask shit? Oh, my God. I'm mourning. I'm mourning Peter Mayhew.

It has been nice, though, because now you can't tell who people are. So sometimes I see a guy with long hair out, and I'm like, that could be Peter. He could still be alive. Sometimes I'll see a dog running around And I'll be like, if that thing stood on two legs, it might look a little something like Peter Mayhew's famous character. I put bandoliers on my dog. Yeah, I don't remember this at all.

But I don't think I would have known about this the day after it happened either. Yeah, I don't think I was ever aware of this. I do remember this. I don't think, I was kidding when I said that. Well, you're at tea, boo, dude. Did you get tore up? I didn't actually enter a fugue state when Peter Mayhew died. Although it does seem believable.

Actual Brexit happened to. I feel like it happened every year for like five years. Brexit keeps happening. As Americans trying to deal with our own dumpster fire of a country, it can be hard to keep track of the cluster fucks happening across the pond. But as recently as a year ago, the UK thought it was a good idea to officially break up with the European Union. Then the pandemic hit. We're hashtag all in this together, though, right, Boris? Yes, dude, get, get Boris.

It's kind of like Donald Trump's brother in some ways. Well, because, yeah, everybody has a British brother. It's like a doppelganger. Yeah, did you know Peter Mayhew was British? Really? Mm-hmm. The UK and America are actually sister cities, which is why that happens. Yeah.

Yeah. If you have sister cities, you get brother guys. Yeah. I'm like sister shitties due to the different leaders who are in charge. and the various nations of the world. And the different fires going on in our dumpsters. Yeah, that's right. Parasite won the Oscar for Best Film.

What a cluster fuck. What a dumpster fire of a year. Oh my God. Don't they realize that's an award for American movies? Right. They should get that award to movies with Peter Mayhew. They should give it to Wonder Woman 1984. True.

Yeah. Now the joke's definitely fucking. You think that was it? Patrick, you think that was the one that killed it? No. No, it's going to come back Don't say killed He'll remember that Peter Mayhew died

And he'll start laughing Like a hyena It's gonna come back Yeah, no, I remember When Parasite won Yeah, is that the way that you get out of your laugh fit is just saying that Yeah, I remember that one

Yeah, I remember that Ooh Okay, all right Hey guys, what if Peter May It was in parasite. Number four, there were locust swarms in Africa. Stop laughing. Stop.

I'm... I'm so sorry I ever breathed them up. Dude. You need to put an aspirin under your tongue, dude. there's something wrong with you I do duh

duh wasn't didn't the didn't the locus swarms happened after we killed Qasem Soleimani uh

yeah after we did yeah we us three we said this is prefer Peter

we weren't supposed to reveal that but I just fuck I stop Wow this is a funny Yeah

This is I mean how hilarious is this fifth one Harvey Weinstein was sentenced to prison for sex crimes Wow Yeah It's hard to recall any justice being served in 2020 But folks it did indeed It did indeed It indeed did occur

At least one case you think Harvey Weinstein's funny I think it's funny what he did no what's going to happen to him what he's going to do what do you think's going to happen to him he's going to kill himself in prison

what is that what are you laughing again thinking about Peter Mayhew I'm glad we're closing at the year with this one we can just Pat laughing for 20 minutes straight.

Because now we have like, we have something to do better than, we're lowering the bar for the end of the year. Yeah. So it's easy to have a good 2020. Yeah. It's true. That's exactly what we're doing.

With this freaking dumpster fire of a, of a episode. Well, but Pat's just, you know, some people's reaction to the trauma of 2020. It's just laughter. That's true. Yeah.

Laughter can actually laugh at. I'm kind of like, I'm kind of like the comedian from Watchman. I think everything's a joke. People don't realize that, like, giggling can actually be a sign of trauma at times. Yeah. It's been a... That's so true.

Like, it's like a common quote among psychologists and, like, astrologists that, like, astrophysicists that, like, the man who chuckles, maybe the man with the most pain. Yeah. It's true. Or the woman. Or the woman. That was one of, like... That was one of Freud's architect. Yeah, it was the sad giggler.

Basically, fruit and junk came up with this idea that, like, a clown could, a clown could die. They came up with the Pagliacci joke. Yeah, they came up with Joker. Joker is, basically the myth that Joker was based on, which was called the Greek Joker. Yeah. Yeah, he was, he was half. He was half Greek and half Roman. Yeah, his dad was Zeus, and then his mom was the Joker.

yeah he's a half guy it's they basically they won't teach you and they won't teach you that kind of stuff in school but they will on on buzzfeed school which is like a new section they have on their website which you guys should that's great kind of a con academy style it's called you can go you can go to buzzfeed dot learn and you can learn a lot about like trauma and different types of laughter and like why if you like recognize your family's laughter based on like whether it's your mom or your dad's laughter that could mean your mom or your dad was abusive towards each other you or your brothers or sisters based on whether they were laughing when they like were attacking you if you were if you have ever been tickled it could have been a traumatic you could have

had trauma in your past yeah if someone touches your tummy and you giggle it could be that you have been depressed when you were a child one famous case study is like Santa Claus this bowl jiggles like a Joel of gel a bowl of jelly his bowl does his balls jiggle like a bowl of jelly when he chuggles oh yeah oh god and you always that's a son It's because... It's because... Believing in Santa is a sign of trauma, I heard. Yeah, I heard basically you can...

What is this? What did you just send us? Patrick just sent us an image that is a quote by Peter Mayhew. This has been the best thing that ever happened to me. What is he talking about? I think he's talking about dying. I don't know. That's his last word.

This is the best thing that... has ever happened to me. Because they forced him to dress up like a dog alien for years. For every fucking local, like, every time, yeah, every time that, like, every Memphis Comic-Con, he had to show up dressed up as a dog. Every time a show on the C-W wanted to do like a Star Wars crossover episode or like a feat, like, they wanted to do an episode that's like a Star Wars parody, they're like, hey, Peter Mayhew's been stuck in the suit since the 70s.

Yeah. You've got to get on this. I'm sorry, I keep looking at fucking Peter Mayhew just look at us stop looking at them if you work at Google instead of for me you'd be in so much you'd be in jail right now stop I hate you with my mask I controlled all of the mouth movements with my own mouth quote, but it's over like a Microsoft default background, and it says Peter Mayhew. Wow, picture with the episode.

That's so good quote. That's a good quote. Yeah, that is really good. Thank you for that. It's really inspiring. Well, especially, you know, he had, he died before they made him wear another mask, you know. Yeah, it's true. He had to die.

Do you think he would have just worn the Chewbacca mask? Oh, yeah. He would have put, he would have put a, like a COVID, mask over Chewbacca's mouth. It should be, I think this should count as a mask. Oh, he's pantomiming, eating pussy. I think doing the finger, the peace sign that you eat, whatever that's called. Yeah.

It's called delicious piece. It's called delicious piece. Damn. Are you saying, you love peace? Are you saying you want to lick you piece? I heard that, brother. Yeah. Number six, Michael Bloomberg ran for president, and they had the video Nick Cirelli made.

Yeah, that's a, that's one of the. funniest videos. That's funny that they picked that, and the BuzzFeed people were like, this is so real. Yeah. Shout out to Nick. Nick C. Reilly. Number seven.

Great comic. Yeah, shout out. Number seven, all the prophetic Netflix reality shows that aired. Yeah. You guys remember in January 2020 when they had that game show pandemic? Yes. Yes. You guys remember that game show, uh, uh, murder hornets house?

Yeah. Yeah. Remember in 2018 when they did that show? Peter Mayhew just died. It was prophetic, dude. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Did they do like a...

Let's see. Peter Mayhew Memorial. Did they do some kind of like... Like Memorial thing for him? Yeah, at the end of the Oscars, they did them. Dude, they made a memorial coin for him. Whoa. Chudaka.

It's a beautiful coin. I hope that someone makes a... beautiful coin when I die. It's on Jedi business.com. That's just Jedi shit. You wouldn't understand civilian? Check out this coin. Guys, just Google the Peter Mayhew Memorial coin.

Google Peter's coin. Damn, that's a sick coin. That is a pretty sick coin. He looks like a rock star. Along the edge of the coin is a quote. If I see further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. Wow. Peter Mayhew.

Peter Mayhew said that. Was he tall? He was really tall, right? I don't know Who knows, dude It's impossible to tell Because he was in a suit True

Number nine, Australia faced No way, we skipped one Vanessa Hudgens Couldn't understand Why people dying from COVID was bad Is that true? Oh, I remember that I don't remember any of this, bro

Yeah, she wanted to go to Coachella so bad That she was like Well, people are going to die Anyway, so what? Yeah True, dude Yeah, that's not the first dumpster

trash fire she's created. Well, if you guys recall, I believe she started a little something called High School Musical. Let's go. I believe she actually broke Zach Ephron's heart by having her nudes leaked. So she's kind of a bitch. Yeah, she basically took Zach Efron's virginity and like, toyed with it. And then again, she allowed naked photos of herself to be hacked off her phone, so kind of a whore. Come on, man. That's fax. Number nine, Australia faced devastating fires, then California joined them later. He did not care at all that Australia was on fire. I didn't care about California either.

Talk about a dumpster fire, dude. Those two states? To the worst. The state of Australia. To the worst, most liberal states in the world. Yeah. It's like if you didn't want to get caught on fire, maybe, first of all, don't live in a place where fire happens. Number two, don't build your house out of wood.

That was literally in like the Three Little Pig story book. That was nature's retribution for that video of that guy punching the kangaroo in the face. Exactly. Nature had to get back. Australia nature got made a fool of. And they had to strike back. God heard the way that Australians were saying the word no. Yeah.

And he came down on them with righteous wrath. Yeah. And he said, wait, I thought they're already in jail. Oh, wait, no. All right, I guess I'll set it on fire now. Yeah. Number 10, we started the year by making LOL World War 3 memes And here's a tweet from Boss Logic

Dude, I bet this guy's beast Let's check out Boss Logic He's an artist and art director That's my favorite kind of guy Wow, and he has a Posted pictures of Drake and the Simpsons Whoa That's sick

That's two of the coolest things that guy could like If you're a design or d'art or this director Ida-da-d-d-dur-da-d-da-da-da-da-da-da-do-dard-a-do. I'm tired, too, today. Yeah, I'm so tired. I'm just tired, y'all. Our president was impeached and acquitted. Yep.

Inquinded. What the fuck did I just say? You skipped so much. What? Oh, no, you didn't. My bad, bitch. I just said I was tired. This video looks like an ad.

That's why I thought you skipped it. That's why I thought you skipped something. No. Because it's not even in like, it's like a YouTube player. They don't even have the list. They have another thing on Mashable. Yeah. Number 12, we were risking it all to watch Cats, Do Little, and Sonic the Hedgehog in theaters. Not. No.

No. No, I don't remember that. Number 13, we thought stockpiling on toilet paper would save us from the virus. That was like the worst couple weeks. I was going to turn myself into a mummy and just wait it out. I was going to wrap myself in toilet paper jumping my mummy. meet my sarcophagus and just wake up in 2021. That was the week we were doing

smelling DVDs, dude. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, we everybody was going a little crazy. Yeah. That's a good point. That's also the week we were talking about, Caleb was talking about eating a dog's pussy in his sleep. It's true, yeah. It was a normal. You can directly try. That was the most

stressful week. And it was also we did the most, we did the most worst things. Yeah, I guess you're right. Tennant was in theaters. I don't remember tenant being in theaters Oh yeah we did have a Super Bowl Did we? Yeah Dude

That's awesome Yeah And Jared Leto And Big Brother contestants found out about the Pandemic Weeks after everyone else did Oh yeah I forgot about that Yeah Yeah they were all pretending

I actually just found out I've just been in I've been in my house, so I didn't notice. I wish he fucking stayed in that desert facility. That's right. I hate, I think, I think, but I go back to it. Go back to the desert. Go back to the desert.

Well, he's studying, he's doing, he's going to play Gandhi next year. Are you not going to watch Morbius, the living vampire? You're not excited for that? He's getting into character, dude. I fucking hate that guy, I think, more than any. I don't, I don't think he's swash. That's why Fight Club is such a good movie because they beat the shit out of him. fucking shit kicked out of him.

That's such genius casting, dude. I think he seems like one of those guys that makes women sign an NDA when he had sex with them. That's like all famous guys. That's true, but his is a scroll. Yeah. Yeah, you have to use a quill. You have to sign it. You have to do a, you have to prick your thumb and put blood on it.

Yeah, and then the scroll just like vanishes in a puff of smoke. and he goes Yeah My warlock Will be contacting you If you breaches You will be hearing From my warlock

Yeah Number 17 Trump praised the coronavirus Opinions of a doctor Who believes there are demons And sperm That was awesome That was pretty cool

I like this one This is like the first year That I realized That doctors are just crazy I feel like there were so many doctors like this who just started talking about just became like public figures out of nowhere and then it would come up like yeah they have

they like turned their kid into a dog yeah they walk their kid on a leash public figure doctors are always the most evil people oh yeah definitely because they don't give a shit about medicine they don't give a shit about the hypnotic oath exactly all doctors and nurses we've talked about this they're cowards and they're better

you should talk to a nurse or a doctor you should talk to them you should look down on them you should talk to them with disdain in your voice you should talk to them like you just found a dog with no legs in a dumpster and it is and it ate your trash and you're mad at it that's the tone of voice to use here's what a lot of people don't realize you know what the beginning salary for nurses in any city in america one dollar a million dollars they're all million I was way off. They're all millionaires. And you know what?

They get paid state taxes. But only from people who make less than 50 grand a year. All of their taxes go to nurses. Yeah. Yeah, so next time you feel bad for these sickos and these freaks, just remember, they like it. You know how long their lunch break is? All day.

Yeah. They don't even have a job. Yeah. They get paid to just dress that stupid. All they have to do is wear a pager. Yeah. And they don't have to answer it. They just have to wear it.

That's what they get paid for technically. Yep. All the other stuff is just because they choose to do it. Like if they put a needle in you, they just feel like needling someone. If they save anybody, it's completely accidental. Yeah. And that's the truth. It's all look.

Yeah. The only thing that can save you every doing is prior. If a doctor, if a doctor saves the guy, it's just because he wants to get back to a sandwich. Exactly, yeah. He just, he's, his DVR is fucked up, and so he can't record Seinfeld. He's got to get back. Exactly. That's the truth.

But if he lets someone die, it's on purpose. Yes, exactly. Number 19, Kanye West not only ran for president, but was endorsed by chance of rapper and Elon Musk. What? I'm sick of this freak, Kanye. We skipped Andrew Cuomo's nipples. I don't want to talk about a man's nipples on the show.

That's a, that's crass. That's too far. That's crass, and it will ruin my edging streak. Kanye ran for president, sure. Oh, yeah, he gifted Kim Cardiff. actually in a hologram of her own dead dad that shit is so sick that was the funniest fucking thing i think of this year i really hope i hope it was like that like uh you know that the nathan for you thing where the kids sees his dead dog it's just like that where it just he got

like a random guy to voice him yeah hello he gets john it didn't no david swimmer yeah just get david swimmer to come to the house dude you're fucking conier west you don't have hologram you have you have a well that's the problem that's a he's in a The hologram starts, like, glitching and, like, clipping through walls, and its head, like, comes off. He dies again. They program him to have cancer. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaking of, number 21, we lost more Titanic legends than we could keep track of. Oh, my God. All the legends, dude. Yeah. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Alex Trebek. Nope. I said that's it.

All right. Just R.G. Yep. Just BRG. Ruth Gabor Dinsberg. Ruber, Duber, Guber. Rube Goldberg. Number two.

Nobody remembered. Allen? Yeah, Ginsberg? Allen Gensberg. Duber. Wait, Scoober Duber. Are you serious? No.

Wait, this can't, wait. Somebody, oh, it's on TMZ. They always know this stuff first. Scooper Duber just died. Oh, my God. Skippy, the flipper. I'm looking here. Just passed away.

Wait, Slippy from Star Fox died. Oh, my God. And look, it says here Peter Mayhew died. No! Stop! We were doing a tightrope act, just dodging, talking about celebrity deaths, dodging Peter Mayhew. It was almost perfect. We were at the edge, and then we just fell off.

Yeah. We just felt, you pushed us off. Yeah, and goofy gopher died, too. Goof, please say it ain't so. Oh, no. No. Yeah, goofy gopher died. Yeah, and actually Goofy Gopher Jr. died, too.

Goofy Gopher Jr. It's so sad. It's kind of mysterious how the goofy gopher family keeps dying. Dude, I'm so mad. Oooy gooey, bo, just die. Oh, no, dude. Dude, Slim, Slim Richard died. Slime Richards.

He's dead. Yeah. Yeah. nobody remembered 420 and it wasn't because we were too high what was it then 420 was a sad state of affairs this year as stoners everywhere grappled with unknown risk factors of smoking during the pandemic i think does mashable think people stop smoking weed during the pandemic yeah i did if yeah dude i i i've been completely clean and i haven't done any drugs this whole year yeah because i got so scared you're right mashable there's no way there's no way there's

It's not like how people deal with stress or anything. No. Stupid. Stupid website. Number 23, murder hornets failed to kill us. Yeah, sure. A Bolivian orchestra was trapped in a castle by walls. I don't remember that.

That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Okay, maybe this is the best year of all time. Number 25, Chris Evans doxed his own dick. What? What?

I don't know what doxing means. Nobody does anymore. It means you should just mean, like, post your personal information. Now it just means that if you say somebody's first name or post a picture of their face. I want to go pick up a pizza, but I can't remember where the Domino's is. Would you mind doxing them real quick so that I can figure out where to go? I'm going to dox them into my Google Maps so that I can go to Domino's. Oh, yeah.

Oh, dude. We're having a huge party. I'll tell you, I'll docks it to you later. I'll dox the owner of the house. oh oh you got it oh you you got to talk to my therapist he's so great i'll dox him for you yeah here let me dox him oh my god this dinner is delicious i have to know how to make it you have to dox it for me you have to dox the chef you have to dox the chef uh number 26 the internet stand kim yo jong kim jang un's sister oh yeah she was the one with the crazy shaped face

she's so beautiful the weird cheekbones i publicly proposed to her it was kind of funny that that was that i remember that the people thought he was dead for a minute yeah that was pretty funny it's cool it's true yeah he fake yeah him faking his own death to see who was loyal to him that's he's the kevin gates of rulers i think i'm having a heart attack right now yeah yeah do you guys feel loyal to me yes i'm so loyal to Cameron so what maybe so sad that you're having a well guess what Cameron i'm alive and i wasn't having a heart attack I didn't say no And next couple times I see you

I'm gonna be I might be a little rude Damn You're rude all the time to me Whoa best friend Slow it That's true Number 27

People honest to God Believed in a baseless conspiracy theory About Wayfair sex traffic And children through cabins Yeah that was That was I hope that the further down

On this list we get It's it is like Yeah people honest to God Believed in a child sex ring Run by Jeffrey Epstein Honestly these fucking internet freaks It's fucking, we're not even halfway through this list. Oh, Christ.

Oh, my God. And we're over an hour. All right, speed run it. All right. We're not even halfway through this year. Okay, we'll take turns, lightning round, okay? All right. The multi-billion dollar Mulan live action remake premiered on Disney Plus.

Don't care. It wasn't good. Jiselaide Maxwell was arrested. That's a great one-to punch. Just an ad and then... All right, Patrick, go. Trump claimed he was banning TikTok like seven different times and just... forgot about it.

Didn't he do it? Did he not do it? Can't you not download it or something? I don't know. I don't go on TikTok. Everything was cake. We'll never trust again. No, we're taking turns, Patrick.

What do you not understand about taking turns? Everything was cake. Everything was cake and we will never trust again. Yeah, because the cake is a lie. Twitter got hacked. Oh, yeah. Remember when Blue Checks couldn't tweet? That was funny.

Yeah. Carol Baskin was a concessant on Dancing with the Star. Oh, my God. Is that true? Is that true? Okay. Stop the list. Stop it right now.

What? Did she really dress up like a, like a lion? Why is she dressed up like a lion? It's the wrong fucking cat, you bitch. Fuck you. Oh my God. Go to hell, you bitch. Get that gay guy out of jail.

Go to hell. Fuck you. A whole bunch of famous people got COVID that you totally forgot about. Trump bragged about passing a base of cognitive test. Pat, you're terrible at this, bro. Patrick, I can't believe you. Space Force was a show that happened, we are told. Sophie Turner announced, who's, I don't know who that is.

She's pregnant, though. That's you. Quibi launched, then shut down only six months and $1.75 billion later. That is, I'm really, Quibi is one of the funniest things from this year for sure. I think, I think you guys were talking about, I think it's an episode without me, but I think you guys talked about how it was going to. to shut down quibby yeah oh yeah i mean that's that's no that's not an impressive prediction though that's true yeah yeah i think that was like from the beginning people said that yeah

no the only the most impressive prediction this year was cameron said that nancy pelosi was a hotep and then she wore the the kentay cloth yeah yeah that's true yeah that was that was pretty good i'm a prophet you are um i have to pee we can't finish this no i have to pee too bad and this is just turning into ads every other time. Happy 2020, guys. Rest in peace, too. No, no. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Alex Trebek.

Yes. Shadwick Bozer, doober, scuba, scuba, the goofy gopher. Lumpy, lumpy, Lumpy, Cousteau. Restroom Fred, he drowned in a toilet. Uh, chilling Steve. Yeah. Uh, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.

Mr. Mr. Gumbrott. Yeah. Christmas, Christmas, Mr. Gumdrop. Mr. Gumbo. Dr. Cream. Hell's Angel.

Kevin. And Caleb Pitts. No! Evil Elvis. Happy 2020. Bye. Ew, Elvis.