Podcast About List - Ep. 131 - The Greatest Episode Of All Time

Episode Date: January 20, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. How do you? You're really crap monster. The lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolly, lolly, lolly, lollip. Bumble, boom, boom, boom. Call my baby, lollipop. Tell you why. It's just the sweeter than an apple pie.

And when he does a shaky, rocky dance, man, I have you got a chance. Oh, lolly, lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolly, lolly, lollip. Sorry, guys. And that's the intro to the greatest episode we will ever do. I couldn't look at Caleb doing it in that fucking suit. It's the best episode we're ever going to do, a dress to the nine for it.

It's called dressing appropriately. The best episode ever today. Cam texted us yesterday and said, let's do the best episode we have ever done tomorrow. And we said, you know what, man? Why the fuck not? I'm wearing my... I'm wearing my shoes.

That's right. We're all in Miami right now. Mm-hmm. I'm in Miami. I'm wearing my dress shoes that I got for my brother's wedding that he said are too red for his wedding. That's cold. They're two red. That's what happens when you're the best man.

You've got to be color coordinated with the groom. Best man? Me and my brother were doing best man duties. Why don't you just get him red or shoes? We're both best men. Wait, you're both best men for your brothers. You can't, so neither of you are best men. Yeah.

No, we're best men. There's one. There's one. This is the best episode. We can't have two best episodes. We're tied. You can't be tied for best, dude. We're tied best men.

You might as well, but you might as well be worst woman the way that you're acting. That's true. That's true. I'm not the worst woman. You are. Unless you care your brother, you're going to be. There's a certain iron lady who is the worst woman. If you ask any British person.

Yeah, your mom. Yeah. Who sneezed? Who is that? I think Jan is in the other room having a sneeze attack. Okay. Having a bit of a sneeze. Yeah.

Having a bit of a sneeze, so let's not bother her too much. She's busy. Yeah. But yeah, we're all dressing. Honey, I told you not to come in here when I'm sneezing. Can you fucking just give me five? I sneeze for five minutes in this fucking house. Without you coming in here and saying, oh, having a bit of a sneeze, are we?

Oh, having a bit of a sneeze. Oh, heavens. Oh, goodness. Mind if I partake. What's all this racket? Are you sneezing again? Are you, yeah, baby. Sometimes I'm sneezing.

It's one of my favorite things to do. Oh, how delightful. How beautiful. Yeah, women love to sneeze, dude. They like it because it's a, you know, it's actually a miniature orgasm. Did you know that? And that's the only one my wife's ever had. Here's an idea for a stand-up bit for everyone out there.

Okay. Women sneeze like this. Teet, teat, teat. Men sneeze like this. Yes. You could do that on stage. Yes. Men do scream when they sneeze.

My dad, I think I've maybe said this before. My dad, one time sneezed when I was a kid and I was upstairs and I ran downstairs because I thought he had a heart attack. I thought that's what a heart attack sounded like. It was just like, wha! Yeah. It's pretty horrifying, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I don't have a loud sneeze.

I nipped that in the bud. I think I had it. I started developing a loud sneeze, and I was like, I can't be a loud sneezer. I can't add that to all those stuff I have going on. I sneezed at the beginning of, like, the premium episode we recorded, and it just sounds like I'm screaming. Like, there's, like, a sneeze at the beginning, and it's just like you guys talking, then I just go. Yeah, but you do that on purpose, though. You guys know those girls who sneeze like a mouse?

Yeah. They go like, Yeah. They're faking. Yeah, I think they're faking. They snees like this. Oh, you know why this is the best episode ever? Because I'm dressed to the nines.

No, because tomorrow the Cheeto and Chief leaves. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ding-dong, the orange witch is dead. I kind of look like a basketball coach. You look like you're trying to sell Cutco. You look like you're selling knives I think I look good

Yeah I think you look good too I think I might do dress to the nines every day You should dress like this when you go to the bodega Like with the headphones and everything I might become yeah I might become like one of those Like a Paul F. Tompkins type Like wear a suit every day

And just just be a miserable Son of a bitch That's why I got these You can't see them Yeah those are cool shoes Stop laughing I'm laughing at you trying to bend over. Oh, God, I got to stop trying to show them in the web field.

There's no way for me to, I've got the suit kid at age 23. I have to do. Walking around with a roller backpack. Yeah. Oh, my God. Or like a transparent roller backpack. I knew a kid. You can just see there's a monster energy and one loose Adderall bill in there.

I knew a kid who was a, I knew a suit kid who brought a briefcase. Yeah. Walk around with a briefcase. The suit kid, dude. I was almost a suit kid. You would be so different, dude. I know. I was almost the suit kid.

The suited skater. I, uh, well, I would wear a suit because I thought it was funny. I would sometimes just like wear, like... Tell me what's funny about how I look right now. Say it to his face, dude. Say it to my fucking face. It's funny that you look like a corporate cog in the machine to me. Oh my God.

That's what's funny. Yeah. Guess what I'm playing these giant headphones I have on. You're playing rock and roll. Yeah, punk rock. Yeah, so Emo. Yeah. Because when I get home from the office, I hit the office every day, you know?

And then I get home, 9 p.m. at night. I worked one hour. I got there eight. I went, I... You listen to Rage Against the Machine, dude. Yeah, I'm a business guy that I look at my hands, I go, I am the machine. And I fucking strangle myself. Do you guys know the secret message behind the song, um, uh, killing in the name?

Basically, it says some of those that work forces. So that's like the workforce, like, like, like, work. So, like, everything. So every, every workforce. Like, worker, yeah, workforce are the same who burn crosses. So it's basically like this, like, this kind of commentary on how many employees don't like Christians and they, like, kind of fight back against Christian holidays. That's actually a really good point.

A lot of these, like, dog shit, like minimum wage workers, burger flippers, they hate Christianity and they want to destroy. It's like they'd rather work at McDonald's on Christmas than go home and hang out with their family. Yeah. I was at McDonald's the other day. I was at McDonald's the other day, and I actually heard one of the guys flipping a hamburger say, I love Mohammed. He actually said that, and I made a very serious complaint.

Yeah, because that was the manager's name and sexual harassment in the workplace. Yeah, exactly, yeah. It's no laughing matter. Yeah, that's not a joke, man. Yeah. But yeah, I was almost a suit kit. What I did was I would, there was like a thing, there was like a path near the dumpsters in my name. growing up, and I would stand on the side of the road in a suit, and I would kind of, I would jump out at cars.

I wouldn't jump out in front of them, but I would jump up on the side of the road and start dancing, so it would look like a weird kid in a suit is like dancing. Yeah, it would just look like that. It would be, but it wouldn't be that, though. It wouldn't be a weird kid. It would just look like a weird kid. It would be a normal kid, actually pretty cool, pretty cool for his age, kid. actually very mature I bet you a kid who got into British comedy pretty young

You may think I'm a weird suit kid But actually I'm completely normal No I'm just wearing the suit to look like a suit You may think you're seeing a fucking little freak dancing in a dumpster wearing a suit But I'm actually a normal guy But I actually live here And it's an okay house to have

So it's called a tiny home I stopped doing it I stopped doing it because this one time A guy in a gold van You stopped doing it How many times did you fucking do it? I did it a couple days in a row. Okay, what was it, did you, like, do it after school?

Was it like... No, it was on a weekend. You spent your weekends dancing. And were you with anyone? No, it was just by myself. I did it for me. So I... Are you thinking, I'm going to have a great story to tell on my podcast in six years.

In two years. I did this at 18. No, wait. You're 20 years old. I'm 23. No, but this guy in, like, a gold, like, it was like a wind star, like pulled up and was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I'm dancing. And he's like, why, why are you doing this?

And I was like, I don't know, because it's funny. He's like, all right. And I got so, I got so embarrassed by it that I just went. Does I say how to read a book? Oh, honestly, I don't know yet. I haven't gotten I haven't gotten to the halfway point where I'm guessing it teaches you

Sorry I didn't mean to interrupt your story The little color pictures in the middle The show pictures of a guy reading a book from the TV show I do think it'd be funny to just sit on like a park bench with this And just shake my head Just go God damn this book A book called How to Read a Book

Where did you find it? I found it online I paid $18 for it yeah i want to know how to read a book this is where your patreon money's going everybody well now that it's on the podcast uh we can write it on write that book on yeah needed to learn to read in order to do the podcast yeah i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna start just like showing like baggies of adderall that i buy

on the podcast and just be like write off baby easy money yeah yeah taxman not getting me also what what fucking taxman could tax someone who looks as good as me right now. That's true. He'd walk up to your house and he'd go, oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were a taxman. Yeah, they'd come to audit me. Oh, sir, I think you have to be audited. I say, look at me, buddy.

Look at this shirt I'm wearing. I'm auditing you right now. Yeah. Yeah. First off, your shoes don't match your tie. So I'm going to need you to leave and come back. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to send you to Brooks Brothers.

Here, have a gift card. It's a write-off. Yeah. Oops, looks like I dropped a gift card. Yep. Oh, you're auditing me? Looks like I dropped $10. Just think about that for a moment.

Oh, well, 10 less dollars you have to audit, I suppose. But somebody's going to have to pick that up. Not me. And it certainly won't be me because this suit is very tight. It will rip down my ass. Yeah, I tried to do a pull-up in this suit. Because I do pull-ups. That's how I get my back strong.

You wear pull-ups? Yeah, when you said you do it, you do a pull-up. You mean, like, do, like, as in drugs, like a line of coat. like you snorted a pull-up. I didn't snorted the contents of a pull-up. You cut a pull-up open and then you're the one who would know. You took the powders out. Me, I don't even know whether it would get you high or not.

There's no powders in a pull-up, dude. It's a, it's like a fucking membrane. No, it's powder. Isn't it like gel? It's like a powder that turns into a weed gel. We learned this in diaper talk. I think it's filled with gel. We learned this in diaper school.

Guys, you don't you remember diaper school? Yeah, that's where I learned everything. No, not anymore. Now, look at me. I'm the teacher at diaper school. You guys, class is in a session right now, dude. Oh, my God, I feel so powerful. I'm saying, you guys have to get on dressing to the nines.

Yeah. I think you guys might enjoy it. Yeah. I got the shoes. I have the shoes already. See, what's great about these shoes is that they also double as a skate shoes. So I could be dressed to the nines, and I could also go to the skate park. How tight is that fucking suit?

suit so woman's extra large nobody can see this because I'm a big ass bitch is your hand still bandaged up nope just like this forever no one can see this at all it's okay I got a very tight suit on

dude the fucking shoulders are padded look the shoulders he's got shoulder pads I can't reach it I can't reach it to brush brush off my shoulder because the suit is so tight but basically I wear this tight suit when I'm doing a comedy podcast you look like a you look like an animated demon yeah

imagine imagine you open the door to audit me and I'm just standing it like this with my shoulder pointed at your head you're built like a fucking Digimon villain I open the door you open the door you're going to audit me and I point this at USA which eye is your dominant one you had to lose that

shit. They're knocking the door to audit you and you open the door and just bats fly out and you vanish. Oh, hello. Good evening. Have you ever audited an evil monster? Have you ever audited somebody so evil? I can control your thoughts.

Yeah, that's right. They open the door and there's just gold coins just in black caldrets just all over the place and you're like, be my guest, my friend. Would you like a trade? This cursed amulet? Would you like a drink? Sorry, my goblets are in the dishwasher.

Gazed deep into the dark mirror and perhaps you will find what you're looking for. Yeah, you want to audit me. He doesn't know there's a dark clone in there. Start with the void in the din. Try auditing that. You turn to your hunchback and you're doing a stage whisper. This is my wife. He doesn't know what will happen if he touches the curse.

Curst coins. Yeah, you could fully hear me talking to my hunchback. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, what is your relationship? Oh, we're filed jointly. We're just like, it's a common law. It's like a common law situation.

Yeah, I also, you also will notice I did write him off because he cost me a thousand gold coins. Yeah, he is my property. Let me just to let you know this hunchback is my property. I bought him from Dr. Diabolico. I can have him send me a receipt if you want me to. Yeah. But it's not necessary. Oh, you have the wrong at...

You're looking for Mr. Sinister. I'm sorry. Oh, I think you actually meant to go to 667 Satan Avenue. This is 666. Mm-hmm. Mr. Sinister is there. Yeah, sure. No, I would be so happy to sign this form

as long as I can sign it in your blood. Here, take this needle. Prick your finger for me. Do you have an inkwell that I can use? Do you have an inkwell full of your blood for some reason? No, sure. Here, I'll fill out this W2 real quick. then as soon as you're finished,

it just the writing disappears. You're like, yeah, you're going to want to hold this up to a candle. It burns immediately from the bottom up. It's in the ashes. You're like, okay. And now that's a dark laughter

and the smell of sulfur. And I am officially an employee of Quiznos Enterprise. What an amazing day. Anyway, I'm going to be wearing a suit to work every single day. I do not wear gloves. They make my hand sweat. And I will not be wearing a face man.

Oh, you want to audit. It's my sharp teeth. Oh, you want to audit me, huh? Why don't you close your eyes and put your hand in this bowl full of eyeballs? Then we'll see what you have to say about my taxes. Yeah. Oh, I think I just felt a cobweb. I hope there are no spiders about.

I think my audacity is fooling around. Fooling around, what do you mean? I think it's not working. Yeah, and I'll do a very... We lost a place on that, on that. really awesome thing. It's okay. It's okay.

We'll never remember what the hell we were talking about. What the hell's happening right now? Yeah, we just had to take a five-hour break because the episode was getting too good. Yeah, we just had to get it. It was too much the best. Yeah, we got a call from the president. He said, pump the brakes. Yeah.

He said, you guys are being so mean. He said the news is going to ignore the fact that this is my last day because you guys are doing too good of an episode right now. That's all CNN's going to talk about. Podcasts about this may have done their most evil episode yet. Folks, the evil sorcerer being audited bit is too good. People are saying, everyone knows it's too good. People are tattletailing on them.

People are leaving time out. People are leaving time out. People are leaving time out. They're being emboldened by your podcast. They're not doing their homework. There are people becoming evil. We love them. They're beautiful, evil people.

Folks, we love the people who are standing up to the substitute teachers, okay? We love these people. they're calling a substitute teacher gay that job is a joke how many times can I see I'm just a bill I know what happens to it folks they're making us watch

Rudolph in class it's a kids movie I've already seen it why is my Trump impression just a gay guy you might have to ask him that one oh no come on oh my god it's really played out but it's so funny to imagine

like whenever like a big decision is going on in the White House just like the aides just wheeling in a TV for Trump just well they're like everyone else is talking yeah it's like so he can watch like yeah yeah schoolhouse rock yeah he's watching the the EVO Super Smash Brothers tournament yeah yeah he's a big fan of fighting games yeah they're giving him they're giving him an unplugged

keyboard to type in Twitch chat he doesn't know it's unplugged by the way if anybody has my phone number and keeps calling me every two minutes I had to turn my phone off because of recording please if you're going to call me don't if I answer which I don't answer most of them

but if I do answer don't just say I'm sorry and then hang up you have to tell the fans of that fits that streamer that leaked your number that sounds to me like that person who called you is a pussy I got three calls last night in a row and I just answered all of them it was like two in the morning

and I was watching girls and I was just like, you know, I'll answer a few of these, whatever. I answered the first one, the guy goes, I just, and then hung up. The second one, I said, hello, immediately hung up. And then the third guy I answer, I say hello. And he goes, I'm sorry, and then hung up. Just fucking, if you're going to call me,

can you just write something funny to tell me, leave me a funny voicemail? Don't just puss out, dude. What is wrong with you, people? Threaten my life. Tell me you're going to kill me. 6,000 people saw your phone number, and they're calling just to just to be anxious on the phone? Yeah. What is wrong with you, dude?

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Back in my day, I mean, prank calls were just vicious, dude. This was prank yanker's era. Back in the 80s, you get a random phone call. You hear a guy on the other end going, oh, nowadays, you get a random phone call. You hear someone on the other end going, am I right?

Yeah, nowadays people just say, I'm sorry and hang up. It used to be you get a prank phone call. They say, what's I? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Then you get a beer together. That's right. Yeah.

Prank calls used to lead to something nice. Now it's just because of COVID-19, everyone's afraid to leave their house. Yeah. Hey, buddy, you don't have to social distance on the phone. Exactly. You can ask me about my penis. Mm-hmm. Just saying, dude.

It's just absurd with these people, what these kids expect for me. It's sad. It's honestly sad. It's honestly sad. These people, these 6,000 people, got such a layup. Yeah, exactly. You could literally say anything. You could just make a, you could fart into the phone.

If you fart into my phone. That would be a good one. That would be so funny if you leave six fart voicemails. If everyone who had Caleb's number called him and just started farting into the phone, that would be really funny. Because I actually have like a very like sympathetic sense of smell. You're a smell path. Yeah, so if you phone. I'm going to, like, imagine what it smells like, and you might make me vomit, which

might be kind of cool. I'm going to vomit over the phone. You can smell farts that you hear, like, on TV and stuff. That's my only X-Men. My grandma, when she sees a fart on TV or a burp, she does go, ugh. It's like, you're not, you're not smelling it. They're through, there's a window between you guys. You can't smell that fart.

Yeah, but what if the window over? opens. I haven't taught her how to do that with the TV. I taught my grandma how to open the TV. Yeah, and pick out all her favorite characters. Yeah. It's so annoying. Scrappy doo's at my house now. Mm-hmm.

Scrappy do as Mr. Bean. She took out the entire cast of Days of Our Lives, but they're literally, they're six inches tall because that's how, she has a very small TV. Yeah, she's using one of those hand-cranked TVs that you use for emergencies. Yeah, one with a, with a, with a, the stationary bike attached to it. Yeah. Yeah.

And now all the cast of the days of our lives are running around my house and building little. They're so small. And stuff to my grandmother. It's so strange. The TV soap, like the soap opera actors just kind of like switch out with every show. Like someone who's on Days of Our Lives can go into like all my children or general hospital. But they're different characters or they're the same characters. And sometimes the shows on different channels.

Soap operas are so sick. dude. It's so weird. It's so fucking weird. My grandma who is basically at this point almost senile she would spend a lot of our time at our house like last year just watching soap operas and she would

act like I was really stupid for not understand. I mean someone would be like oh we have to get that that secret entry from her diary and I was like oh what's in the diary? Just like trying to make conversation. He's like, the antidote. He's like, the antidote. Duh, I'm like, okay, sorry.

Yeah, dude, I watched soap operas with my mom growing up. So I kept intricate, I kept details. I remember. Yeah, you know all this shit. Well, knowing your encyclopedic media brain, you will always know the specifics of the romances in days of our lives. Because I haven't, I haven't watched, no, I watched all my children in general hospital. And I can't keep up.

I can't keep up. How many children do you? What does this motherfucker have? I watched General Hospital with my mom because the voice actor for Cloud Stryfe was on it. Did they do any, like, cool, is that true? Yeah. Steve Burton. Do they do any cool, uh, cool, like, zombie outbreak shit on General Hospital?

There is, Stephen A. Smith was on an episode. There are some soap operas that are, like, they have, like, demons and shit. What? Yeah, wait, I'll find that, I'll find, there's one that someone was, that, uh, that I was seeing, clips of a while ago where there's like a portal to hell or something. Yo. They get nuts, dude.

I think he was on all my children, Stephen A. Smith, and there's a really funny clip of him talking to Sunny Carinthos, and he's like, you're being surveillanceed. I love Stephen A. I got to look that up. Speaking of soap operas, we have a, we have kind of a TV-centric

West today. Oh, you're right, dude. He's best episode ever. Let's go. Yo, Stephen A. Smith, hold on. Hold on. Stephen A. Smith has been. Let's hold on. Let's wait. Let's wait for the list. Let's hear what you're going to say here. He's been on all my... He's been on General Hospital since 2016. Well, I was right. That was worth it. Okay, let's do the list.

I'm kind of dressed like Stephen A. Smith. Yeah, you are. Yeah. You said, yeah, you are. Like I said, you were dressed at Stephen A. Smith. Yeah, you are. That's a bug you get neat out of your brain. Yeah, you are. Close the page, Patrick. No, I'm reading the...

Nothing interesting has got to come out of this. Because you got so excited just to tell us the year that Stephen A. Smith started being on General Hospital, I know you're not going to find anything here. Nothing is interesting. Nobody's going to care about anything that you find in the next five minutes. Please, for the love of guys. Patrick, it's the best episode. This is supposed to be the best episode ever. I buttoned up everything so that my jacket gets real tight and all the blood hits my brain. I'm really smart. So please. Give us a chance. close it I'm on a different window

you're on Facebook I'm on I'm on the list okay oh yeah then who's the list by if you're on the list Sam Cleal his name's Sam Cleal yep I saw that

I just wanted to hear Patrick say it Got a bust ass name dude That's horrible Yeah I clicked on I clicked on his profile This is BuzzFeed by the way I clicked on his profile And it just says

Sam is a content producer based in London. Pretty cool. I don't believe it. He doesn't follow me on Twitter. This is, oh my God, he's rude. This is people are sharing the most bizarre fan theories they've ever heard about a TV show or movie. You should finish reading how to read a book.

Well, I need to read how to read a website. It's a different book that this guy made. It's a different medium. Yeah. Recently, we asked members of the BuzzFeed community about their favorite weird movie and TV fan theories. Here are some of the best. best suggestions. Number one, Dr. Hines' doof, doof and schmertz is Phineas's father in Phineas and Furb.

Don't believe it. There's no way. He's evil. He's evil and Phineas is silly. Those are opposite. Those are opposite on D&D alignment chart. The thing is, I guess they both have a kind of a triangular head. Yeah, but so does, hey Arnold.

So maybe he's Hey Arnold. He could be Hey Arnold's dad, too. So does triangle head from Silent Hill. That's true. Resident Evil, whichever one that's in. Yeah, so does Crazy Head from... So does the weird... From Day Z.

True, yeah. So I don't know. I don't think this one holds a lot of water. I mean, there are a lot of triangle people out there. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I knew a guy whose head was shaped like a triangle, and we called him triangle head. Is that true?

Yeah. Was he mean? Uh, no. he was nice and so he didn't deserve it he wasn't mean he was kind of just he was annoying he was annoying and you called him

triangle head yeah you heard me was it annoying was it annoying that his head was a triangle no that didn't really have anything to do he he one time he farted really loud in class

that's one memory I have that's savage actually anything else does yeah I don't have many memories of him besides the shape of his head his name did you guys ever know those kids who had like

a perfectly square head. Yeah, you? I do not have a square head. I have a basketball head. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. There was a kid at my school who had a very long square head. There was a kid that we went to college with who had the most insane square head I've ever seen in my entire life.

I know who you're talking about. I don't know. I know exactly who you're doing. To the point. You said, as soon he said, there was a kid we went to college with his face just entered my mind. Yeah. And I was like, like, anytime I had class with him, I would just look at his job. you all, and I would just be like, what, do you have like a, like a perfectly symmetrical tumor on

either side of your head that just gives you like a fucking insane square head? He got, he got dropped on his head five times as a baby once he landed on the top and then four times he landed on each side. What if he's, what if he's our biggest fan, you guys? He doesn't know. He probably doesn't know he has a square head. Yeah, nobody ever told him he has the most insane square head. anybody's ever seen.

It's true. Yeah, but he seemed like a nice enough guy. Minus the square head, I guess. Yeah, minus his horribly ugly head. Yeah, he also was evil, and he said he was going to kill everyone who didn't have a square head. Yeah, he also carried a bomb around. Oh, I didn't know that about him.

I take back. So, yeah. And you were defending him, Patrick? I take back my defense. You sus, dude. I'm now, I'm now going to kill him. No, you would defend, you would defend. Hitler if I made fun of his muscle.

I wouldn't defend him. You know what? Maybe I'm sympathetic because my head's kind of square. You don't have a square head. You have a big head. I do have a big head. This guy had a big ass square head. Well, I have to defend him because what if I'm next? You might be. You are if you're going to get the curse.

Yeah, what if I'm next. Hey, man, big head. That's what we're calling you now. Big head? What's going on? Come on. You guys. You had a big ass head. You have smaller heads than me. I can crush your head with mine. No.

I don't think so. How do you like that? I think your head's very soft. I wouldn't allow that to happen. My head is not soft. My head's extremely hard. Look at my head is so hard. You literally, you drink just like corrosive energy drinks every day of your life.

It's going to turn your skull to mush, dude. I stopped doing that. The damage is done. No. Yeah. Your skull's not getting any harder. No damage has done anything to me. Dude, you're a skateboarder.

You probably have like five holes in your skull. from all the bullets because skateboarders are thugs skateboarders are dirty punks and thugs that need to be put in jail number two Bob's burgers is about Bob coping with the death of his family listen to this one this is a doozy dude Linda died and Bob bought the place next to where they held her funeral

the three accidents in the opening credits are how each of his children died Louise died in a fire Jean is bitten by a rat and dies of an infection and Tina is crushed by a falling utility pole Each time Bob reopens, he goes a little crazier, and the show is all about his wishful hallucinations. That would rule if there was, like, a functioning fast food restaurant run by a guy who's just constantly talking to people who aren't there and shit.

He's just like, oh, Louise. He needs you to clean his stove. He was like, oh, this guy's pretty fucking funny. This guy is. Lynn, stop singing a musical song. Hey, Tina, don't say about a butt anymore. Yeah, and you're just sitting there eating a burger. And you're like, this guy might be the biggest burger genius who's ever lived.

This guy is so smart. He was like a tortured soul artist. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, my family's so crazy. He says that to you every time you want to. My family's so silly. Sorry, my crazy family.

My crazy family's here doing some weirdo shit. Ah, yeah. My crazy family. My crazy family. My crazy family. Sorry, my crazy family's here doing some of that. Yeah, that's her. Perfect. That got it. Nice, dude. It took a while. We've got a lot of misses in there.

Jane, I need you to help me wipe my ass. There we go. Yeah, all right. So you're overhearing that a guy taught you think maybe that since there's a counter, you're like, maybe he's talking to like a really short guy. There's a bunch of short people that I don't see. He's a tiny guy to wipe his ass. Yeah, and then he says, this one's a musical episode. And you're like, all right. No. Yeah, just like you know, you guys jump the shark. I'm done at this fucking restaurant. I'm just like, you know, we're going to do a cool musical. We're going to do a musical in a little bit.

Me and my wife. We're going to know weird music. Yeah, it's a broom with a hamburger for a face. Yeah, they're all going to wipe my ass when I'm done. Number three, in Beauty and the Beast, the Enchantress. I don't care about this one. Yeah, I don't know anything about Beauty and the Beast. Riverdale, don't care.

Don't care. All right. Number five, Jar Jarbanks is a Sith Lord. This one I really liked when I first heard it. Yeah. When I first heard this one, I was like 15. My 10-year-old brother told me this. But he couldn't be a Sith Lord, though, because there can only be two, right?

But. But he has red eyes in the photo. Exactly. That's a good point. No, but the, let me just read the thing. It said, he appears to be a bumbling idiot, but somehow everything works out for him. The battle droids chasing him always end up destroyed. He takes out a battle tank.

Nobody seems to really like him, and yet he somehow gets elected to be a senator, which hints at some Jedi mind control. No, they got the wrong person, the wrong commenter commented this. Okay, so lay out the case against Jar Jar Binks. The people versus Jar Jar Binks. Kind of weird.

Kind of weird. That's all you have. Yeah. That's all you have for me. I really, I teed you up so perfectly. For the one thing that you know stuff about. about. I think he looks like a bunny rabbit.

Yeah. Yeah, he does actually. I think my fan theories he might be the Easter bunny for the Star Wars universe. Oh, shit. The guns might be Easter bunnies. No, you can't have my theory. I'm expanding upon yours. No, you can't expand.

It's my, I copyright. Copyright. I just copyrighted it. I'm going to sue you if you say anything else about it. As a guy in a suit, I do think that is legally it is copyrighted. Yeah. I did, I did forget, I forgot the actual Jar Jar Jar Theory. Do you think Jar Jar Binks looks like the Easter Bunny?

No, I think he looks like Cameron. I think he looks and talks like Cameron. Oh, shit. Pat, copyright that. Copyright. I said it first. I said it first. Cam got it by a split second.

No, I said it first. No, you're going to look back at the audio and I'm going to be correct. I clearly said it first. This is another, okay, speaking of Star Wars, this is a Grito shot first situation. I'm Grito. Copyright. No! You just got double copyrighted.

Dude, you owe me $2 trillion. No, I don't. That's copyright. Listen, Pat, I'm looking at the law right now. It says the copy right. It says the copyright holder. Copyright. It sets the terms of...

Copyright. Just copyright what I'm saying. What I'm saying? Yeah, copyright. You can't copyright me. I have a suit on. Copyright. I just copyrighted your suit.

You can't copy... And you know what? I'm sending out DMCA. I've been sending DMCA's this whole time. Patrick, I'm a quote, Patrick. I'm acquiring you so we can combine our copyrights and work against Caleb. Let's send Caleb some DMCA's right now. All right.

We're sending Caleb cease and desist. I'm going to read the law pretty soon. No, you're going to get DMCA'd by us. You're copywritten. I will, no. I just copywrote you. I will infringe on every copyright you ever do for the rest of your life. And you're legally saying this?

Yeah, look at this. You're legally saying this? I just infringed on your copyright. We just got them. We just got them. We got that on video. Shut up, dude. We got you for years.

You're done. You're done. You're going to the chair. And that's copyright. That's copyright. Collar check. Who's got a collar on their shirt? Fucking me.

Okay. Me? Nope. No, a collared shirt. You can see a collar right here. Yeah, my shirt. His shirt's more colored than yours. He's got tie-dye on it.

I don't need color. I want collar. You don't like the colors? Who's wearing golf attire? I'm wearing golf attire right now. Caleb said something about other people. Copyright. Wait, you just copyrighted a racist phrase,

so you believe in that as your ideal? Why are you copying that as your ideal? Copyright. This is too easy. I'm in your head, dude. No. You're in my head because I ate you. You've been defeated by the jaws of justice.

You haven't defeated me. You're both going to prison for a thousand years. You're going to prison first. You're going to the same prison as Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein. They're putting you in a cell with those. two guys yeah you're gonna the phantom zone you promise i promise yeah you're going to to one of those fancy VR prisons okay this actually doesn't sound that bad there's no beat saber oh fuck yep no beat saber no no super hot VR no half-life what about what about

thumper is all you get cool that's fine ah download mods I was hoping you guys hated rhythm games Fuck. Number six, Spencer from Mike Carly is actually Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh. I don't care about this one. I'm looking at the photographical evidence. Crazy Steve has short hair. Yeah, Crazy Steve has a buzz cut. Spencer has long hair.

Who cares? Yeah, Your Honor. They're wearing different shirts. Your Honor, Your Honor. It's not the same picture. Yeah, Your Honor. To be quite frank, who gives a crap on a stick? Who cares?

Absolutely nobody. So what, Your Honor. so what and that's how they got oj off yeah yeah they said you know what who cares what are we doing here this is just kind of pissing we should we should all be outside playing soccer on that field what happened to lunch we're in a stuffy courtroom we could all be at lunch right now and say we're in this damn room i'm sitting on what am i in church i'm sitting on this damn pew right i'm dressed yeah p u dressed like a p u dressed like p u is what i'm saying p u no what's that crazy wig you're wearing man yeah why are you wearing that wait are you a girl if you're a girl then you can stay here

but you're a girl you have to tell me if you're a boy you probably need to let my man off all right I and then the judge goes okay I move that all girls stay in here and all the boys go out to play and be and be cool that's right the girls have to stay in and figure out the case and then the girls tried to figure out the case but guess what they broke a nail and then these these these guys over here the what is it the the people all sitting in a group is it are these your boyfriends your honor are these your you have 12 angry boyfriends is your 12 boyfriends? Are you going to marry each and every one of them and give them beautiful kisses on their lips? Are you going to kiss these guys? Are you going to kiss them? The more that you sit here

and agree with them, the more it seems like they're your boyfriends. Hey, Your Honor, why is that chair you're sitting in so tall? Is there like a guy under there doing something to you? Yeah, sorry, do you need like a high chair, like a baby? Are you a baby? Do you have a freak touching you? Yeah, is there a freak hidden in your quarters that you touch? Your Honor, I think you have a slave. Your Honor, do you live in a castle? It's a yes or no question, Your Honor. Your Honor, what planet would you go to to get more stupider? Answer correctly.

Your Honor, the Kergin versus the Predator, who you got? Who you got straight up? The curd versus the predator? The Kergan? Oh, I thought you said the curd. Your Honor, have you ever eaten a turd? I risked my case. I risk my case. Your Honor, does your mom know you're gay?

Your Honor, have you seen the clown who hides from the guy who is the, who from the clown who hides from gay clowns? Have you heard of a gay clown before? We got him. Because I have. And everyone here in this court has, except you. Why is that? What is that? Your Honor, one out of, it seems like one of us here hasn't done his research.

Your Honor, according to statistics, one of us, one of us. Out of every... One, two, three, four, five, six... Fifty people is gay. And I think the 49 of us in here aren't gay, so... Your Honor, your shoe is untied, and I'd like to call for a mistrial. Your Honor, you're stuck with it. No further questions.

Your Honor, you just lost the game. Your Honor, guess what? God, damn it. I motioned the gavel at you. I motioned for a mistrial is obviously the judge is in such dire emotional state. Due to losing the game. game that he cannot, cannot go any further in this trial. OJ, let's go fucking party, baby.

Da, da-da-na, Panama! Panama! Number seven, none of the Rugrats actually exist. You know, they're cartoons. Yeah. Dose. I'm Sam Cleo, I'm stupid. Duh.

Number eight, an unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. No, thank you. Nope. Oh, the unbreakable clitty clit. It's tough not to crack. Who knows where it is? Yeah. The unfindable clit.

The unfindable clit. Unfindable. I'm a god damn it. How am I supposed to know? Unfindable. I'm a god, damn it. The unfindable clitty clit. It's invisible.

Where is that thing? It's like a fucking needlepoint. That thing don't exist. Yeah. It's like finding a piece of hay and a haystack. There's too many of them. That's the problem there. Yeah.

Listen, I could literally find it right now. This thing is covered in clits. I can't find anything. My problem is that I've got homing vision, and I can see it right now. I know exactly where it is, but I can also see every other clit in the world, so it's really hard to focus and find the right one. Yeah, I don't. I have not seen maybe but two episodes of that show,

so I do not understand. I do not understand what this means as far as Lily and his Titus' biological mother. Number nine, could be right. Frozen, tangled,

and the Little Mermaid are all interrelated. Don't care. They're interrelated. Don't care. Ooh, like twins? In the first movie, we see Rapunzel and Flynn attend Queen Elsa's coronation,

and we also learn the death of Anna and Elsa Parenthood. Abor de Sop, the shank, the shit died it's on. Suck this tank. And this is a center to the oral science.

Yeah, I don't care about that. Yeah, that, it's, hey, Sam Cleo, your writing doesn't make any fucking sense, you the fucking dumb ass. Yeah, what the heck is this next one? Don't go bobo, do go, domo, dog, go, dumb, dog, god, go, dumb, do this is this.

What kind of are those? Bipo, Bipo, Bipo, Bipo, Bipo. You're not making any sense, BuzzFee. You just hear a carbon monoxide detector in the background. It's going like, boop. Is this what passes for journalism nowadays?

And number 10, and number 10, a server, surter, seren, and I don't even get so rare an observer. Beep, beep, beep. What? Why is it for this third? You just see smoke coming through a doorway in the background of the camera. Yeah, he is you're like, wellness check. Yeah, do you see this on CNN? They're literally suggesting that Joe Biden, guggia, but dun, d, d, d, d, dico, d. No, no, no.

Quieto. Number 10. And pretty little liars, Aria was actually A. Oh, my God. Her name starts with A. Yeah, that's pretty clear to me. Yeah.

In the first episode, Aria returns from a year of schooling abroad, and the mysterious messages start soon after. There are so many subtle hints throughout the show that she is A. And at one point, we're led to believe she has a dissociative identity. I honestly think the writer's plan for it to happen that she was A, but they scrapped it when it became too popular a theory. Who cares?

That would suck to be, like, writing a show and people just first episode guess exactly what I'm going to do. You're like, oh, fuck, never, I guess A is SpongeBob. Yeah, it's... It's so funny to, like, change it to, to be like that, like... That's what they did with Star Wars.

Too many people must be, like... I think that's what they said, is that too many people figured out, like, all the... They were like, some of the... fan theories were better than what we were coming up with, so we had to, like, adapt. Like what? Just, like, just some of the, uh, some of the, uh, some of the snoke stuff, I think.

Didn't he just, like, die and never... Yeah, he turned out he was just like a Palpatine clone. He's just, like, a guy that was really killed. Can you hear my neighbors doing power bombs upstairs, by the way? Power bombs? They're just, like, slam it against the ground right now. They're slamming all. It's good for them, dude.

Yeah. Just one of his neighbors crashes through the ceiling. That's pretty, yeah. You got a bunch of kangaroos above you, man. Yeah, Cameron's upside down in Australia. It's interesting you would suggest they're having sex, Caleb, because it's children. They live up there.

Just children? Yep, only children. I don't think that's possible. Do you hear that one? Oh, my God. Yeah, I heard that one. I think someone just fell over. Uh-oh, someone just fell over upstairs.

Number 11, Snowpiercer is the sequel to Willy Wonka in the Chalker Factory. The hell it is. Yeah, and yeah, Parasite's the sequel to Snowpiercer. Mm-hmm. And anime, I think, is the sequel to Parasite. I've never seen, I've never seen Snowpiercer. It's super stupid. I think it's really bad.

I think people are blinded by his other good movies, and they think it's good, but it's bad. I watched it once a long time ago, and I was like, this is bad. And then I watched it again because I was like, maybe I was wrong. And I was like, nope, it's bad. He's barely even Captain America in that, movie he doesn't do any cool shield shit he doesn't have a shield part of that movie is um there's a thing like they eat they eat like protein bars or like gel bars or whatever and they also like they're like it's all about poverty or whatever and their shit where they like they're like we had to like

eat a child to stay alive and then they find out that the protein bars they've been eating are made out of bugs and they're all like oh my god yeah did you know that movie is actually about school. Yeah, it is, dude. It's all a big allegory for school. It's a teacher that shoots at them with a machine gun. I mean, it couldn't be more obvious, the themes. You know that movie's about sports?

Whoa. Yeah, it's secretly about sports. You know that movie's about a big train? Yeah. That's how they get nerds to watch movies about sports. Yeah. It's pretty cool. They put Captain America in it.

A Korean guy to make it. What I love about it is that the train is almost like its own character, though. Yeah, it's kind of like the train plays a new. New York City. New York City is a character in it, too. It's like, yeah, New York City. LA is also a character in that movie. They're all, there's a bunch of cities as they drive by them.

You're like, wow, that's like almost a character to me, that city that you can see. Wow. And also, they do drive the train. It has wheels. It's just a big car. Number 12, seasons, I don't care. They're skipping that one. Let's read it.

Let's read it what it is. Seasons four to six of Glee were a figment of Tina Cohen-Chang's met. Don't care. You love that. I hate Glee. I had a dream that the Mohawk guy was a pedophile. Oh, your dream came true What the hell?

Yeah I wish that he would be a pedophile on a star And kill himself Didn't he like just like immediately kill himself When he was gonna go to jail? No, I think he I think he waited a bit And then once he was guilty

He did it Yeah, that's what I mean When he was gonna go to jail He was like, all right, well give him my best shot Yeah, well that's it I guess I can't sing my way out of this one Sayanaro Yeah, at the trial he stood up

And he started going Well Rolipoff, lollipop Bad choice of song, man That's guy I gave a kid a lollipop I wonder why Yeah

Number 13 He started singing Kyle's mom is a bitch From South Park And it didn't He thought that would let them He thought that would let them off But didn't work

Ross lost custody of Ben and Friends. Good, I hope he dies. Which one? Both. I don't think I've ever seen... I don't know anything about Friends, yeah. I just know the theme song. I've seen one or two episodes of Friends.

I don't like it. I don't like it. I feel like most people do, right? In the later season of Friends. No, people love Friends. I feel like Friends is the one. Friends was like the office, but obviously it came for it. Yeah, it's the office for like... more time for people to like get mad about it yeah well the office is also the office for gen x people

so i don't know yeah but friends is one of the worst conversations we've ever had on this show no it's not it's the best episode ever it's the best episode ever caleb i can't believe you would say that the office is like south park mm-hmm but white is like the south park of of simpsons the office is white south park harry piter is Yeah, just bail on that one. That's all we know. Harry Potter is Kind of like a spider.

Harry Potter is kind of like a spider. Yeah. Harry Potter, in the book he never drinks water. Yeah, Harry Potter, be sure to drink some water. Harry Potter, don't be a squatter. Get out of my house. Hey, my damn house. You think you can live in the attic?

I don't think so. I got a fire axe down here and I'm coming up there. You live under the stairs. Oh no, wait. You like that, Harry Potter? You like living under the stairs? No, uh, no way. I'm going to come after you with this big hammer like Paul Bunyan.

I'm going to look giant to you. That's right. I'm going to act like Johnny Appleseed. I'm going to put stuff in you. Did you see they're putting Johnny Appleseed in that Trump like Heroes Garden or whatever? That's pretty cool. He's a hero, dude. He is a hero.

He is a hero. He's one of the all-time heroes. He invented. apple you invented a tree what did johnny apple seat do he what do you think he did based on his name and what we just said i think he was a doctor take a guess he was a doctor yeah it's like patch adams he didn't patch anything i think he's the reason they say the apple a day keeps a doctor away and they call him johnny apple seed because he was a patch adams to the doctor like these like the update to a doctor oh true they added comedy to being a doctor they're funny now they patch comedy into

They just got a funny doctor now. Doctorism. What the phone? New update. Doctorism. Number... Best episode? Best episode. Number 14.

The main cast of Seinfeld actually died in the last episode. What? Didn't they go to jail or some shit? The main characters were actually in a plane crash and died in the last episode. Instead of the plane straightening out and landing safely, then following the Good Samaritan trial was actually them being judged on who would go to heaven, who would be sent to hell. Jerry Seinfeld, if there's one person in all of history who I know will go to hell at him. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, for what reason? Yeah. He's just fucking annoying. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know why you think he'd be going to hell. I would, I think he would go to hell for a lot of reasons.

No, I think maybe it's because the devil, the devil wants, the devil wants to laugh. The devil is getting lonely downstairs. You're like the best piano player in the world and you were like, you're a really good person, and then you die, and you start getting sucked downwards, and you're like, and the devil's like, sorry, man, I just really like piano music. It's because you were playing all that rock and roll piano. Jesus Christ, now you're down here. He made a deal with God. Yeah.

He did like a mid-season trade. Yeah, I'm going to send you the guy who went to hell because he farted too smelly, and he's going to prank all the guys in heaven. You guys can switch in 10 million years. We need some levity up in heaven. Yeah. We need somebody to be a prankster. Mm-hmm.

Number 15, Ty Lee from Avatar, the Last Airbender, is descended from the Air Nomads. I don't know who that is. I can't believe that people still will try and tell you with a straight face that Avatar the last Airbender, that you should have to watch it. Yeah, I don't care. Like people, 24-year-old people will look you in the eyes and say, man, you have to watch Avatar the last Airbender. It's one of the best shows ever made. Yeah. I can't believe.

Excuse me. Watch a grown-up show. Watch a grown-up show like Cow and Chicken or Cousin Skeeter or... Yeah, barnhouse. How many watch a show that's actually Japanese? Barnyard. Yeah, watch a Japanese show. Avatar is Korean.

Yeah, no, it's not. Yeah, it is. It's Nickelodeon. It's American. What are you talking about? I thought... Are you thinking of Snowpiercer again? Yes, I was thinking...

Did you think that was Korean? You just thought it was Korean? You think of Bulgogi. You just looked at that art and you were like, that's Korean. No, I heard someone. that it's a Korean team and an American team work together on it. Well, yeah, that's because they outsource their animation to Korea, probably. They probably have, like, child slaves.

The Simpsons is Chinese by that logic. Yeah, that's how animation works, yeah. The Simpsons is a Chinese anime. You said it. I'm not going to say that. You whispered it. You whispered it. I'm not going to say that.

It's technically a Chinese anime because they do have, I think that they have like a team of people that work in China. and they just send them the script like a year in advance, which makes it even more impressive that they lampooned Trump so much. Yeah. Even more impressive. More impressive that it already is because of how funny. Well, you know, the way that Trump talks about China,

those five-year-old Chinese slave kids are really eager to rip him a new one, so they get the episodes with him done extra fast. Yeah, that's right. Extra on time. Number 16. In Mean Girls, Regina George actually did die, but Katie... Don't pretend you think her name's Regina. I was just trying to get a laugh out of you guys.

I was just trying to... Don't even pretend you think that word is pronounced that way. I just want to say if we skip this one, we'll finally get to one that we care about. Okay. Number 17, the... Whoa! Number 17, the briefcase in Pulp Fiction actually contains Marcelus Wallace's soul. Can I have a burger?

Can I have a humongous French burger? I got a motherfucking burger and I'm going to shoot this burger. I'm a burger gun. Eat a burger again. Eat a sandwich right now. Do they have a burger where you live? Do they have burgers in French? How do you say what in French?

Can I have a kiss? The path of the righteous man is always a French burger. And God said the burger would come down from heaven and you would eat the burger. And you would see four burgers My brother is John Travolta My brother's a burger We're two brothers

And we're here on an assignment to kill you We're the burger brother We're gonna And I was like a screepcase This is a golden burger I'm gonna get my friend's burger bag And I'm gonna shoot your ass I'm John Travolta and I'm gonna shoot your ass

I'm John Trevolta, and I'm going to drink some of your soda to wash my burger down. I'm my soda brother. I'm the burger brother, and I'm the soda brother. And I'm here to drink your soda, and he's going to eat your burgers. I'm going to dance with my burger wife. I'm doing a French dance. Damn, I'm hungry. Oh, man. She had a milkshake on her.

We got to put it. Jed. Jed's bread, baby. And I eat that I'm the burger in between the bread in Burger City. I gotta go to, we gotta go to, we gotta go to Quentin Tarantino's house. I shot a burger out the car. There's ketchup all over this damn cock. Did you bring a dead burger and put it in my car? Is there really a burger in my car?

Do you see a sign on my house that says dead burger storage? What an amazing... Yeah, and then he just looks into the cameras. Burger, burger, burger, burger, burger, burger, burger, burger. It's like you just wrote the movie to say Burger. And we're the Burger Brothers, ABC, 8 o'clock, 9th. The whole movie's an ad for Quinn Tarantino's new show, The Burger Brothers, on ABC. And it's a diners driving and dives type show.

You know, he bought an old burger restaurant and turned it into a fancy Quentin Tarantino burger place. Oh, fuck. De Jongo unchanged, dude. Yeah. He went unchanged. He's unchanged mustard, DeJango. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Me too. You're right, we do care about that. Yeah. We cared about that a lot. They're called the burger brothers. They're called the burger brothers. They're called the burger brothers.

Oh, shit. Brist Willis Dunn shot the burger brother in the chest. Oh, no. I can't believe it. Oh, fuck. Tim Roth, you better have touched his brief. That's Landa. Do you have a glass of milk? I'm the third burger brother.

I'm the burger brother. And I'm a Nazi. We need 100 Nazis to open up this burger restaurant so we can burn it down. I need 100 black burgers for 100 hungry guys. Oh, fuck, dude. A fan theory states that Gwen and Tarantino puts the Burger Brothers in the background of every film. Oh, God, dude.

The Burger Brothers have done it again, dude. Damn, looks like we're stuck in reservoir dogs. I'm Mr. Burger. I'm Mr. Mustard. ketchup. I'm Mr. Lettuce. Oh, no, somebody shot Mr. Cheese in the belly. He's got, we got to get Mr. Cheese to the

hospital. What are you talking about? What are you talking about, Mr. lettuce? We can't get him to the hospital. He left and buns on the right. Here I am. Stuck in a burger with you. Somebody cut off the fry cook's ear. Oh, no.

Yeah, I never, I never tip burgers. I never tip. Never tip at the diner that feeds me a burger. Oh, okay. Fuck. Let's finish his last time. Number 18, all of the Pixar films exist within the same universe.

Don't care. Number 19, Agent Colson is Captain America's son. Number 20, Derek Shepherd from Gray's Anatomy is still alive. I'm glad he's dead. I killed him. Number 21, Loki is Noob Master 69 in Avengers Endgame. Now, wait a minute. Hold on.

Now, hold up. Hold up. This one might be true. That's a comment from Marvel, Sherlock, Harry Potter, O.1. I love this because it means Loki is still alive. Also, I can't believe they killed him right after he had a major breakthrough in his character arc. You have a baby brand, and you should kill yourself. Number 22, Prude died back in season one way before our actual exit in season three of charm.

Don't care. Number 23, supernatural ends how it begins. Don't care. Number 24. Jack Dawson is a time. I don't care. Number 25, Harry Potter's Little Gym. Don't care.

Harry Potter's Voldemort's Little Jam? Did you say Harry Potter's Little Jam? Yeah. I hate these baby-brained morons who think that like Harry Potter and Marvel are like cool, like, worthwhile action films, you know. By the way, the Burger Brothers. The Burger Brothers, they saved the day. It was actually, it was rumored. Do you guys know it was in the terms?

There's a rumor that Quentin Tarantino was going to have a sequel. He was going to have a movie right after Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs called The Burger Brothers, starring Michael Madden and John Travolta. And they were going to reprise their roles as the two Burger Brothers from Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. Yeah. I'm going to eat burger. Let me take a taste of your burger. I love when they say the name of the movie and eat burger volume one. When he says, let me take a sip of your tasty beverage to wash your burger down.

Yeah, when he, dude, when he says, when he's, when they're in that cowboy movie and he says, it seems like this really is, the taste I ate. That's a good spot to end it The best episode ever, ladies and gentlemen There it is, you're welcome Subscribe to us on Patreon Watch us on Twitch, We play Minecraft on Twitch now

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