Podcast About List - Ep. 133 - Real Friends (w. Geiger)

Episode Date: February 10, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Podcasts to the ball list. You're in the crap monster. Bang. Oh. Damn. I'm going to hit the spring. What?

Did you hit the spring on your mic stand? I hit the spring on my mic stand. Oh, okay. Like this. It's a new instrument. Yeah. Sounds good. Do you have a mic stand, Geiger?

Yes, I do. Thank you for asking. Does it have a funny string? Let's see. Yes, this guy right here. Whoa. That's a brand new sound. Yeah, the spike on the levels on that is very high.

At first I thought you were going to say the spike on the mic stand. This guy's got a Bowser's mic stand. Yeah, well, if you want to get too close, you get too many pops. So it's a pretty good invention by the Chinese. knees, I believe. An evil spiked mic stand? Yes. I might have to invest, dude.

You keep me from touching it all the time? Yeah. Yeah. And also, it's covered in, like, hot sauce, too. Yeah. So, like, if you have any cuts on your hands, it'll fuck them up. That's kind of genius. That's from my own various spillages, though.

Oh, come. Oh. I'm disgusting. I'm looking fast. Christ. Yeah, it's true. Fuck you. We're here with Geiger from, report this post.

I'm sure everybody knows. Great podcast. Sure. He's decided to join us. And I've decided to leave virtual reality for exactly one hour to come do this. Yeah, you've been playing it all weekend. Mm-hmm. Yep.

I went out of town to go visit somebody and I brought it with me and just did it the whole time I was there. Dude, I've been in fucking, it's also, it's the, it's like the Facebook one. It's the one that's, like, owned by Facebook. Mm-hmm. So I'm just like, I. I feel like I'm wearing the bucket, the chum bucket from the SpongeBob movie. And just like at any time, it's just going to turn on. And I'm just going to, like, go by, like, 50 Disney Plus subscriptions or something.

You have no control over my mind. I'm pretty excited for it. I mean, it's not like you already have, you're already bringing it everywhere. I think that's, it's not like another degree. Yeah, I guess your mind control is just how fun it is. You took it to a vacation. Yeah. That was my vacation.

It was too snowy to go outside So I just stayed inside I opened up Beach VR Yeah dude I was in rec room I was watching Rick and Morty with a bunch of nine-year-olds Have you? And then one of the nine-year-olds was like On the voice chat he was like

Why he got blue hair It's a good time It's a really good question Why he got blue hair? Yeah why do you got that Now pardon my ignorance but what is this virtual reality game you're talking about? Oh, again, you're 50 years old.

Yeah, well, I know about virtual reality, and I know about games. I'm playing various virtual reality games. It's not just one. And one of them is just a theater that you sit in with other disembodied heads and hands and you all watch movies together and throw popcorn and you talk to each other and they throw tomatoes at the screen. You were hanging out with nine-year-olds watching Rick and Morty. They could have been women with high voices.

I didn't ask their age and gender. Yeah, it was probably a bunch of hot babes on fucking... It definitely was, and I think about it. Now they think about it. They're calling all those children hot babes. They weren't children, I just told you. They were tons of hot babes everywhere. I don't know about that.

And they just couldn't say they're ours very well. A lot of them were kind of Eastern European model types, you know. It's just, that is the reason. But yeah, I've just been stuck in VR, so that's been my week. Have you, uh, if I got a VR thing, I would try going to sleep with it on and see what happens. So you can wake up in it? Yeah. What?

That would scare me, dude. I know, no, I would just want to see what, I would want to experience it, you know? I feel like that would be too scary, but I want to do it. I want to see what it's like. I want to put a dream in virtual reality so that I don't have to do it myself. That would be pretty cool. You just, whenever you go to bed, you just watch them basically an eight-hour movie about, like, you in middle school. You think anyone's ever, like, gotten high and done VR?

No. I think so. No, no. No way. No, that would, no, that's illegal. What are you talking about? I think that definitely goes against the... Oh, that's a good, there's a lawyer out there that will take that case.

Yeah, definitely some laws were being broken in that theater that I was watching Rick and Morty in. A whole lot of laws. Not by me. Not by me. What laws? What are you talking about? But there were other people there that were, they were being a little weird to these beautiful women. It's just how it is, dude.

I mean, it's, it is the wild, wild way. There's no, there's absolutely no regulation. There's only the terms of service of Facebook. Dude, that just reminded me of the time we played VR chat. I completely forgot about that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm too scared to go into that one. Yeah.

Why? What would be scary with that one? Because people use, so I found out that in VR chat, which Geiger, if you don't know this, it's like a, it's like second life, basically, with like virtual reality. Okay. But people, I guess what they do in VR chat is that there's tons of people buying these haptic feedback tubes. and putting them on their penises, and then they'll, like, walk up to you in VR chat

and be like, put your hand on my crotch because it'll make their, like, the actual dick vibrate. I feel like you can defend against that by just not putting your hand on their crotch, right? I'm easily manipulated. And I will try anything once, which is a rule. You're going to, you're, one day you're going to come onto the podcast and say you jacked off Kermit.

I wouldn't jack off Kermit, dude. Yeah, absolutely. these are hot babes we're talking about exactly these are hot babes who just so happened to use their kermit avatar that it was kermit or kaiu or one of the backyard against i'm not i'm not gonna fucking jack them off unless i have if you see if you see a guy walking around vr chat with the kaiu avatar you know that's that's someone really fucked up because like no kid no kid is like i want to look like kaiu yeah i want to be kaiu that show sucks so fucking hard man You're not a fan?

No, fuck, Cayu. What's your beef with Cayu? It's not even funny, and there's no good violence. They don't even, like, if you're, like, there's the, the whole scenes aren't even colored in. There's just, like, white around. That's just lazy, you're right. And they don't do any, like, family guy cutaways. Yeah.

Didn't? I think I read something that somebody posted about, like, a Cayu episode got, like, banned because Cayu, like, pinched his baby sister too hard, which, like, malicious intent. He's a savage, dude. Saddeen Savage makes your hair fall out. I saw an episode of Arthur the other day, and I caught the end of it, and it was, what's the girl's name in the show? Again, I caught the end of it. TD or something?

DW. DW. T. Yeah, she walked up to this sandbox full of kids, and she was like, what's going on? And then they started talking to her, and then their words were bleeped out. And so apparently earlier in the episode. D.W. accidentally taught the kids some, like, slurs or something? This is a real episode. I don't understand.

I don't know what I... She taught them slurs? Yeah, because they were like, hey, what's up? Beep. And then she was like, oh, brother. What did I do? So there's an episode of Arthur where DW teaches preschoolers hate speech. Jesus Christ, they just bleep it out.

They don't even go for, like, a fake word. No. That would have been good, but... Yeah, they're all art for it. You can just make something up. They're not like a race. Maybe aunt eater is like a slur in Arthur. You know?

Maybe it is. That's so true. What else would be a slur and Arthur? Dog face. How about, yeah, rabbit bitch. Yeah. What else? Other animals?

Combs to rabbit. yeah but um yeah so that's have you guys done anything interesting this week i have not like left my house except to uh find cables to plug into my VR headset no me neither and then i guess i did go out of the city and stay at a lakehouse for a couple days but that again doesn't count yeah i did some real fun shit uh this past weekend we had the super here in town and I watched it with a local family

and then the game over and there was a bunch of people setting off fireworks because our local beloved team won championship and I went to a neighbor's house so I never met before around midnight and drank

with that guy for a while. Wow. What's it like to have Tom Brady on your side now? Yeah, no. He stole Tom Brady from us. He stole Tom Brady from Patrick. Mm-hmm.

From Patrick. from Cameron Wow, dude From Cameron and Patrick That was really fucked up New England is a lot of different states It's true You guys are both New Englanders

It definitely doesn't include Massachusetts That's for sure Okay, all right Famously Fucking taken Whatever, dude How old is Tom Brady now

He's kind of like the guy group Of football He's like old as shit and still doing it Yeah Yeah Does he like 50 now How old is that fucker He's not 50.

He might be 50. He's not fucking half of a hundred. He's 70. No. He's 43. 40. That is fucking, that's pretty old to be doing football. Yeah.

To be so good at it. Can you imagine a 43-year-old podcaster? No. That would be disgusting. Now, a 36-year-old podcaster is perfect. That's right. Maybe in the money zone. That's a sweet spot.

That's where they need to be. That might be the perfect age, actually, now that I think about it for podcasting. What about two? 36-year-olders hosting a podcast together. Oh, my God. Go on. Where could I even listen to a podcast like that? Well, it's interesting you asked.

I would check out, report this post. Oh, I actually listen to that. It's terrible. I don't know. I have no interest. I think the hosts are pretending to be 36, too. I thought that the title of the show was an instruction, and I keep reporting every episode. Every episode.

You're like, yeah, this is impersonation. They're pretending to be old We were honored to have Caleb on For an episode a little while ago And I think my favorite part was Probably about, what, 45 minutes in We're doing it And then Caleb's like

Oh, I think my recorder stopped like 30 minutes ago Oh yeah, I forgot about that Yeah, I just didn't even notice That doesn't sound like me That happens all the fucking time. Not to me, though. By the way, let me check my... Yep, still going.

We're good. Just making sure. Yeah, that's... It seems like every time I go on somebody else's podcast, I have a massive... The other day, when we did Chapo, my downstairs neighbor, for the first time, since I moved here,

decided to drill into the ceiling for the entire hour that we were doing Chopo Tramp House. He was like, Yeah, and then it stopped, and I was like, okay, thank God he's not drilling anymore. And then he started hammering the ceiling. Yeah, he was putting a tin can up there so he could listen.

Yeah. He's trying to get that episode early. I think he was a damn liberal. He might have been a damn lib. And he was so mad that I was, I was, well, I did go on there and destroy socialism. That's the other part. That's true. Yeah, I took him down.

We all did. We kind of roasted them on their own turf. Yeah, yeah, exactly. We were like, excuse me, there's no such thing as a free lunch. and they got really mad at that yeah but the thing is like the way we did it too was so subtle that they kind of almost did it for themselves yeah they didn't realize that we weren't laughing with them

we were laughing after it was kind of like it was like a Borat thing and we all did insane ethnic characters to expose the hypocrisy of the Jopo Dramados and it did not work very well Polish. Yeah. What they didn't realize was at the end when we said, thank you so much for having us on.

Thank, like, thank you so much. If you play that backwards. It was actually just like a dark intellectual technique called sarcasm that we were using. Not many are aware of. They were not pretty too. Their internet addled brains, they were not able to comprehend it even a little bit. No,

they didn't even realize that we were making fun of them the whole time. We still are. Yeah. We didn't even watch that movie. No, We made up the whole movie As we went That's like a lot of sarcasm to use

In one podcast, it sounds like It's sarcasm and irony too, I think Yeah, we actually did a little bit of both You know, I had to lay down after Because I did so much Yeah, yeah, Pat had a headache I will say one thing, one more thing about VR The other day

I went on a four-hour VR Through Half-Life Alex Which is very realistic Yeah, what was that? Like, how late at night did you text us? Very late at night. It was like two in the morning, and I was playing forever. And then I couldn't fall asleep because I was so freaked out.

And so I had to just stare at a, I had to pour a glass of water and then move it around in my hands. And then just stare at it for like an hour. I was just like, what the fuck? Like, am I alive? And it really terrified me, dude. I don't know that I'll ever play that game. It was so scary. Yeah, that's a problem.

They need to make things just not realistic. True. Everything needs to stop being so awesome. Well, like, reality is realistic. Virtual reality shouldn't be also realistic. Exactly. There should be a cartoon in it. True.

You should be able to be a car. You should be able to put yourself in the Simpsons house and be kind of an extra Simpson family member. Oh, that'd be amazing. Yeah. And you create your own Simpson. All the Simpsons episodes to VR. And you can just, like, walk around.

Like, you could, like, it could be like, oh, this, in this episode, like, it's, like, while Bart is at school, I can walk from the school and go to the house and see what Homer was doing. Oh, my God. While the show is showing Bart. I bet he's watching TV. I bet he's watching TV and eating donuts. I would bet he's at work during the day. That is, okay, all right. Okay, but, hey, somebody's a Simpsons fan.

This is Homer Simpson we're talking about, though. This guy doesn't like work. You know, I think there's every chance he could be. You never know. That's the thing. They don't have these kind of behind-the-scenes stuff for the simps. They have it for most other shows. They need it, though. Yeah. He's at work, asleep at work, right? Yeah, famously, hates work, but still goes to it, like a fucking idiot.

I got fired, like, nine months ago. That was, like, great. That's it. So you're saying, if only Homer had been fired, maybe he could have been saved. And I don't think he's ever been fired on the show or taking on new jobs or anything. No. But I have seen every episode. so. Yeah. Simpson's Pro.

All right. You guys want to do this list? No. Not really. All right. That's fine. So anyway, about my Simpsons idea.

This is on... What if you found out that Bart had an identical twin, and sometimes it was that twin in the show, and you didn't know? And you could be the twin in VR. And you could be the twin in VR. I wouldn't want to beat Bart Simpson's twin, dude. I'd be so short.

I'd be short as fuck. You would not be any shorter than you already are. Bart Simpson is not five, nine, and three quarters. You don't know that. He is not. Barth is six feet tall. He's, what? And everyone else is like eight feet tall.

That's a secret they don't tell you about the Simpsons. Exactly. That's what you would know in VR. Yeah. You find out all the Simpsons are actually 30 feet tall. I don't, see, I don't want that kind of forbidden knowledge. That's why VR is a problem. Well, then you just wouldn't play the Simpsons behind the scenes experience.

But that's an easy margin. upskirt if she's 30 feet tall that's like dude where's my car remember when she walks over him oh yeah do i do yeah that's right that was a that was a movie i just remember that finding the car that's all you remember uh-huh i've never seen that movie you got to check it out dude it's funny as hell it's so funny that's old tan that's the other thing you think anyone's ever gotten high and watching dude where's my car no no i again Again, I don't think, no, those don't really go together. Okay, what about a VR thing where you could go to, dude, where's my car,

you can see where the car was, the whole movie. Oh, you can wait at the car. And then the movie just happens far away from you. Yeah, that's the car's point of view. Yeah. The director's cut. He'd sit in the car. Yeah.

You're just sitting in your car looking at your phone, and that's an hour and a half of that. Yeah. That'd be perfect. I do that all the time 90 minute lunch breaks every day staring at the phone There is one thing in VR where you can just use your computer And it's like, why would you do that?

Why not? I guess the appeal is you can use your computer like in space But it also looks like shit And there's like insane latency But uh... So you're using your own computer via Yeah. Okay. It just streams to your VR headset and you're just looking at like, so websites.

It starts up and there's like this music and like all the, like a galaxy forms in front of you. And then just your computer pops up and then you're just like looking at your files. Damn. Pretty fucking awesome, dude. That's cool. I can't wait to pour so much money into this. Yeah. Just be broke every month because I'm buying.

How much? It's only like 300 bucks. Jesus Christ. That's it. It's not that bad. Yeah. I mean, hey, man, for a portal to another, to internet worlds. Yeah.

How much we should pay for a wormhole, Pat? You could get one for free at your local library. It's called your library card. Oh, my God. That's that. No, books are bullshit, dude. We don't play that. I'd rather get lost in a good movie.

You can actually watch movies with all your nine-year-old friends. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, then maybe I'll shell out 300 bucks. Just saying, dude, best 300 bucks ever spent. You already, you've pulled your thingy out on there. I didn't. Where would I put it, dude?

I don't have a third controller. In your, in real life, you've watched the, you've gone to that website. What website are you even talking about? VRbangers.com? VR bangers. This better be a hip. pop song I have to check this out

I'm gonna check out VR bangers What could that be dude These drum solo videos or something They were I gonna be the drummer This is it's a POV Shot from Travis Barker's drum set That actually sounds awesome

And I would do that game Yeah Yeah I will not do the porn I refuse to That surprises me Yeah, I honestly, I thought... I feel like you're just saying that for the show, because that's like the opposite of the person I know you to be.

What? I don't like porn. You know what it is, is he hasn't done it yet. I haven't had the house to myself. No, I think once you're in the virtual reality world that you are by yourself from... It's true. You can just start jacking off. That is a very good point.

If you put your headphones on and you have the headset on, you're in your own little world. There will be. one day when Janet gets back from work and like I'm I'm in the bathtub and it's filled to the top of peanut butter and I'm just like in VR like moving through

like a woman's ass Yeah Yeah Invisioning being inside the stomach of a snake Just doing like a colonoscopy In virtual reality And just it's covered in Peanut butter

I'm drowning I'm drowning safety I'm drowning in Riley Reed's ass Please save me Yeah That day is coming That will be a reckoning

Because you're gonna have to have Like the court going across the house From your computer to the bathtub You have an old pulley system Your wife comes home And there's like scratches That go from the bathroom All the way to the computer desk and back

And you're like From your claw foot bathtub And you're like I don't know what that was I'm just jacking off. I'm like, okay, don't say anything, but fart my face. But don't let me know you're there. Just fart right near my face.

Come on, dude. Come on. Come on. Come on, Caleb. What the hell? What's wrong with you, man? You nuts. I need to stop making purchases.

Okay, let's do this list and stop talking about my awesome new life. This is things you do that you would never admit to. On the top tens. Kind of, yeah, kind of relevant, huh? Yeah, the description is no sex-related or X-rated items, please. Items that fall in that category will not be added to the list. We'll see about that. Yeah.

Number one, you like a person, but you are insisting that you hate him or her. Ooh. I would do that. I hate fake friends. No, this is the opposite. Exactly opposite. I hate real friends. This is if you like someone, but you say you hate...

Why would you do that? Oh, yeah, you're right. I don't know what the situation. Yeah, I thought it was a hating fake friends thing. That's why I said I would do it. Well, Ron Luna comments. Two comments, actually. You can't hide it because you are blushing.

And then also, I know lots of people doing this. They are so bitchy with that guy, and they do lots of fantasy about him. What's up, you, you bitch? Like, fuck you, man. Get the fuck out of my, this is my fucking block. Hey, man, you're blushing. I think you secretly like me I think you might be doing lots of fantasy with me

Tee-hee, you caught me Are you do, dude, you cannot do fantasy with me right now Come on. I swear to God, I swear to God If you do fantasy with me If you do some fantasy shit with me I might while out on you. I'll freak the fuck out

You do fantasy at me I hate my fantastical friends Number two, don't wash hands After using the public restroom But just public here's a comment from high there it says in the pre-COVID-19 world I did this from time to time

now not so much oh they mean not washing for a second I was confused there I thought they were saying they stopped washing their hands because of COVID-19 that's what I did yeah that's a boss move

build up an immunity yeah I've never really cared about washing my hands or germs or anything you don't have to wash your hands after you pee yeah I don't really I don't really believe in germs as much as most people, I think. After you poop, though, you've got to wash your hands.

You know, I mean, it depends. You're touching your butt. Well, no, you're touching paper that touches your butt. Right, but you can get through the paper. What kind of toilet paper are you buying that has like, are you buying like lace toilet paper? I'm using tissue paper. Doyle's, fistnet toilet paper. It's from all the presents I got.

I'm using the tissue paper from my present. That's right. It's a happy birthday, man. Yeah. Happy birthday, Pat. Thank you. No, I mean, you, you should wash your, do you guys ever just wash the hand that you wipe with, though? No, what?

You guys don't do that? Why would I do that? That seems hard. How do you wash one, like, just like that? Because I'm using my phone with my other hand. I don't want to put it in my pocket, so I just wash the room. You're on a phone call. Yeah, I'm on.

You started, you were taking a shit, and then you wipes. FaceTime to my mom. I can't fucking put How do I explain that to her? Now, it was stated that you shouldn't, you don't need to wash your hands after you pee which I normally agree with, but I do stick my fingers up my ass while I pee.

Yeah, you got to get to pee out somehow. I mean, then you just, again, you wash that hand. That's just something you've got to do when you get older, though. You got to, yeah, it gets all blocked up in your butt. You're checking for lumps. Right? Once you turn 30, you have a free pass for the rest of your life if somebody catches you with your hand in your ass. I've found many brown lumps in there.

You got to get in there and you got to squeeze your balls from the inside like a clown's flower. Yeah, just playing your fucking butt balls wiener and taint like a one-man band to see if you have prostate cancer. That's what you have to do. Just hot shoe like a buckhorn? The penis really is a clown's flower, isn't it? Yeah, dude, it has a button that makes it squirt. That one's in your ass. Yeah.

Yeah. Number three, you drop food on the floor, but you eat it anyway. Oh, you nasty. Big time. I have no problem with this. Never had an issue doing it. I have an issue at this. It depends on the floor.

Yeah. I will say, if I'm in a barn, I will not eat the food. Right. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen osmosis, Jones. I know what happens. If I'm in my poop floor room, I will not do that. If I'm in war-torn Syria and there's just bodies everywhere, I'm not picking up, you know, anything.

I don't want all that shit on my eggs. There's dust. I'm with scrambled eggs. Just walking around with a plate full of three scrambled eggs in Syria. Fuck, I hope I don't drop any of this. A giant Scooby-Doo, like, quadruple-decker sandwich. and just tripping over body Whoa

Starving kids are like reaching up from the ground To try to eat the lettuce off of it Hey if it drops you can have it Because I'm not eating that shit Disgust me I dropped a Mike and Ike on the patio Then ate it two minutes later I'm fine

Yeah I think I don't think a Mike and I think it's impenetrable to germs Yeah It's got a hard chill You've got anything that's not sticky, it has, when something falls on the ground is sticky, it sticks up germs. Anything wet.

It picks them up like Catamari Domesi. But any, anything that's normal, yeah. You can't get germs from. Any normal thing, any normal natural thing like a Mike and I eat. Like a McDouble. Like if you drop a McDouble on the ground, you can pick that back up.

If you drop a McDouble and it comes open, then maybe some germs can get inside it. But the butt outside of the bun and the edge of the, the paddy, that's safe. If the bun, if the bun stays closed as it hits the ground, you're fine. Have you ever eaten an old chicken nugget in your car? Yes.

No. Yeah, I've done that. I've eaten three days. We have fries, for sure. Fries are different. Chicken, though. Would you take, how about, what if you, what if you had, you had a McDonald's, okay?

Okay. And you had the fries. He's already the best day ever just thinking about that. You have fries in it. You don't finish all the fries because you're too full. Okay. The fries are in the bag. You put the bag in the trash.

Not much stuff in the trash. Later you get hungry. You take the fries out of the bag. I've eaten... I've had two bites of a turkey sandwich that I put in the trash and then went got it later. Was it in a wrapper? I don't remember. I don't remember.

Right. Like, people used to call... Like, I found, like, a sealed lollipop on, like, one of those dumb-dums on the ground in my... In the hallway in high school. somebody called me gross for picking it up and eating it. Okay, but to be fair, that was probably a trap laid by the janitor and it was going to, like, poison you and it was trying to drag you into my janitor dungeon. I did, I did fall asleep immediately after I put it in my mouth. I fucking hate janitors for all that shit they do

like that. Yeah, they're always trying to clean up your spills. I put that there for a reason off the ground. Yeah. I put that chili on the ground for later. Don't you dare mop that up. You don't touch that. That's for me. Yeah. Frost feather of Snowclan says, I've done it. He-he-he. He's very very coy about it, but...

Yeah. It's a little sneaky. Somebody says, I haven't done this in the past decade. They're 10 years old. Yeah. Here's my 10-year coin. I just clicked on their profile.

I just clicked on their profile. Don, 20, male. I'm a non-denominational follower of Christ. a staunch conservative and all I say enlist is purely my opinion I just speaking of those programs I just found out that a program

that they have that's like Is this VR still? No No it's one of those like anonymous programs Oh okay But it only exists in Los Angeles And it's called codependent Anonymous And it's for people who think they're

codependent and they go to meetings Every week Like drug addicts That rules dude They only have it in LL Guys, I just found, I'm sorry to do this. They're going to have it in New Hampshire next week. I'm sorry to derail this, but I just found something insane on this guy's profile.

I think you might remember this message. We read this a long time ago on the podcast from someone's profile. Neon Co. 31's grandfather died because of difficulty in breathing. Copy and paste this if you care, ignore if you don't. Oh, my God. So we have that, but there are also at least 15 other people's. relatives who have died here. And they're just putting on for it.

Drey Top 10's Uncle Tom died in a car crash on October 3rd, 2018. Please post this on your profile page if you can't ignore if you don't. Catacorns Bunny June died because of a disease. Copy and paste this on your profile. Music lover, 1-2-3's great-aunt died of cancer. Bamber 73's great-unclege died. Powerful girls' tens died.

Dad died from a blood clot. Jack 2-24's cat died. Chat Noir fan 18. School security guard died. Not a weeaboo's classmate have passed away. Peppa Pig sucks neighbor has passed away. Katilda Lover, 93's father has passed away because he was shot in the chest. Blood Fang's mom died from coronavirus.

Frost feather of Snow Clan and twig the survivor dog's fish, Crystal, died. To the 21 panic fan's dog died from a skin disease. The 21 panic fan's grandmother's dog died from cancer in the throat. High there's great aunt choked to death in late July, and his uncle's cancer has come back. Hi there also had to put his dog ginger down. in February, and she would have died anyway if he didn't. Oh, my God. You're on the cryptkeeper's fucking...

I know, dude. Yeah. Wow. That's heavy for the top days, dude. That's a lot of little kids of dead... His mom... His dad got shot in the chest. Jesus Christ, man. And someone's neighbor's dog died, too. Yeah, fucking, someone's... There's a great way there.

Yeah, dude, was he defending? I'm pasting that on my profile right now. Oh, yeah, dude. You've got to put on for all of them. Yeah. The school security guard was the suicide part of the murder suicide that killed that guy's dad in the chest. He shot his dad in the chest when he came to pick him up and then killed himself. That's too bad.

Yeah. I've never seen anything like that. Yeah. God. That's so sad. Yeah. Number four, you lied. Not me.

I don't lie. Mm-mm. You lie all the time. Mm-mm. Yeah, I do. That was my first lie. I've ever done. So you got me to.

No. I'm already too confused. I'm instantly too confused to do this with you. What's the point in saying that you lied? That's a good point, Frostfeather of Snow Clan. Sorry about your fish crystal, by the way. That's now I'm going to remember these usernames from that list. And we're going to see.

somebody who, like, comments on your and was going to, oh, yeah, their uncle, their uncle choked on a fish. Recipes to your school security card. Number five, you masturbate. It's a good picture for this one. Oh, I'm going to vomit. Yeah, it looks like the obey thing, except it's a guy coming. Didn't they say no, like, filthy stuff on this list? They did.

It should be taken out. Yeah, you're right. And then the guy, someone in the comments says, it's funny because of the description. says no sex-related items. Oh, okay, so this guy's kind of bucking the rules. Wait a minute. Wait, don't tell me he's a bad boy. So the description lied to us.

Yeah, you're right. Oh, my God. That's a fucking lie right there. Jack Hammer 619 comments, I ate a basketball once, Tee-hee. Wait, is that the same guy who said he-he-he-he up at the top? No, it's a different person. Yeah, that one was the Frost Feather of Snow Clan, I think. You got to laugh through the pain of your fish crystal dying.

You have to heat, he threw it. I clicked on the Tee He person's profile, and it's just a list of their comments, which I've never seen a profile in this format before. But one of the top ones is just, ew, I don't want to eat powder. what kind of powder who knows we will never find out it's a comment on McDonald's on the list of top ten places to go eat breakfast

do McDonald's are you guys gonna get this new McDonald's breakfast the McPowder yeah that sounds amazing yeah it's like a it's like hew or something yeah it's just sugar

it's just white sugar number six afraid to swim okay so you you you do afraid to swim, but you would never admit to afraid to swim. Okay. I don't like swimming. Yeah, no, I mean, there's a lot that can go wrong with swimming, you know.

You can end up a pot head like Michael Phelps. That might be the worst outcome possible. Yeah. Look where he is now. I hate that drug addict piece of shit. Someone should fucking, I wish he got fucking domed in a deal going wrong. I think it's so disgusting when you swim. I wish he got eaten by a shark in the Olympic pool.

That's right. When he swims, you can see the track marks all up and down his arms, too, from where he's been using. Yeah, and also the ones where he got bit by sharks when he was back to see in the ocean. Yeah. Yeah, he's a fucking piece of shit. And it's crazy that they didn't even kick him out for using PEDs. I know.

Yeah. Being bit by a shark, by the way, does give you the swimming powers of a shark. Yeah, he got bit by a half a half a TV. shark yeah yeah and he did it on purpose you remember when that article came out that he like he sleeps like 30 minutes a day and then just swims for like 15 hours

and eats like 10 pizzas and shit that's sick he's a pretty awesome schedule that's so cool yeah yeah he's gonna evolve yeah I remember it was like what 15,000 calories a day or something like yeah that's insane something awesome

something that I would do any amount of swimming to be able to eat yeah like that's why he does that. He just wants to eat. He doesn't like swimming at all. He doesn't give a fuck about swimming dude. He just wants to eat fucking 30 pizzas a day. He just lives like a ninja turtle now.

Yeah, including the weed, dude. Yeah, those guys are fucking stoners. That's why they're in the ground. That's where they're green. You're telling, hold on, you're telling me that there's a group of turtles that love eating pizza and do karate. And their dads are Yeah, hey, hold on.

Hold on. Were you guys high when you wrote this bullcrap? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. You're telling me there's a guy name, there's a guy who's a little blob and he lives inside a guy's stomach and you're telling me his name's crang? What the hell kind of name is that? Well, were you drinking beer when you wrote that name? You smoking shirm?

I mean, come on. They must have been high on PCP when they wrote that shit. Yeah. Why do they all have, like, California? accents, but they live in New York. Can you want to tell me that? And what the hell do the turtle's crazy names even mean? Yeah, and what do they have these California names too?

Oh, like, what, avocado? Yeah, avocado and Jose. Yeah. These are their names. And there's California. Yeah. Los Angeles. L-A-X.

All the great California names. Yeah, Robin Big. In and out. and what's this and what's with this guy shredder what is this TV show supposed to be the Office Max show

that's so true yeah yeah what are you supposed yeah what are you supposed to be a paper shredder what kind of fucking shit is this

and sorry he's got a foot clan hey hold on they got a freak whoa okay it was weird but now it's just awkward yeah foot clan

that's what I would call it if Quinn and Tarantino had a clan hey another Hollywood man Tarantino, another name of the turtles. Famous turtle, Queen Tarantino. Number seven, you sucked your own blood from a cut.

What? I would tell people I did this. Yeah, dude, that's a brag. Yeah. One of the comments is, I got to the point of taking a swab of blood from my classmates' face and dot, dot, dot. I think it's continued.

I think dot dot dot is supposed to be the I do this a lot I don't know why you Under misfortune That why would that Because there's another dot dot dot dot dot And their message You assume it's a two-part message

It also would not surprise me If somebody tried to do a two-part message On this fucking website But it's not even it's two separate sentences The dots are at the end of both of them They're not like at the end of one When you continue Another

Well one of them It's like the fridge magnet, so you can put them wherever. Okay, so in that case, it makes way more sense if it says, I do this a lot. Wait, wait, these two comments both end with a period, so I think they might be part of the same comment. They could.

These are both written in English, so it might just be... But it is kind of my natural reaction to suck on the cut. And then from a different user, it tastes fine. I think those might be a two-parter. Yeah. I'm not some... If I get a cut, dude, I'm not. I don't want to know...

I don't want no blood in my damn mouth. I spray it or if it's a big enough cut I just kind of wiggle it around so the blood gets everywhere What I will say is if I will I'll suck the blood off a cut If like I don't want to wipe it on my clothes I don't know of like a napkin

Like because I don't want to like I don't want to smear it on myself You know what I mean? If I get a cut I just whip my dick out And I use the foreskin Yeah I hide inside the four skin I'll see that I let it pool up in there

And then I go to the toilet truck Me and Cam don't have that privilege Dude And I shoot it like a super soaker Yeah, the guy's waiting in a lot to the urinal. Got my blood on you. For the record, but I also have that privilege, just so everyone's on board as far as...

Well, I gave you, here you go, I gave you an idea. The cut corner around here. I remember as a kid, I would, like, pee in my foreskin, let it fill up and then blast it out everywhere. Drop it on the toilet. Blast it out. Ugh. The water balloon. Yep, that's right.

What kind of horse skin were you rocking as a kid where you could do that? Relax fit. It's the 90s. Yeah, this was the 90s we're talking here. Boot-cut fucking penis. Yeah. Ready to rock. You put all your coins in there?

Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure I've done that before, actually. You've put coins in your penis hole. I think I did that when I was like eight. I think I put a penny. Did you ever try putting like whipped cream in it? I feel like that'd be fun. No.

Oh, yeah. Okay. That's crossing a line. Funny for who? Your penis. Oh, because you could fill it up with like the whipped cream or like the easy cheese and then just dispense it out. Yeah. Somebody's like, damn I'm hungry.

What about a tiny bit of whipped cream? You pee a tiny bit and it forces that it displaces that amount of whipped cream out for on top of your friend's strawberry shortcake. No, that's, I'm so glad that I went through the terror. of having my penis chopped off as a child so I didn't get to do any cool pranks with it later. It would have made me too powerful as a kid, yeah. It would have been bad for the people around me

if I'd had an extra compartment. In virtual reality, you can see what it's like yourself. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Oh my God, that's a certain one-time market simulator. Yeah, that would make a killing. Forskinned simulator? Yeah, because all those like all those people, like the

anti-circumcision people would go out by VR headsets. Yeah. We got to get on this. I think we got an idea, dude. We got to talk to a developer right now. Okay. Yeah.

Patrick, you should email back that guy who keeps emailing us about Ships that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Have you talked about that before? Look, look. I heard you had one idea for my other app, but I have a completely different one. Who did you email? No.

I don't know how we found the email. Some guy, some app developers, like a month ago. I don't know. He just emailed the podcast email just repeatedly. like fucking like once a day for like weeks just saying like hey patrick just wanted to circle back about your idea for chips app i would be willing to develop this app if you like and we can talk rates and just kept email like over and over pat had an idea for an app that is you can look at different bags of chips and then this guy has been he's probably sent about 600 emails to the

podcast email just trying to make so he doesn't do it anymore yeah i've already i already talked to i already had a fucking i already had it in the works Yeah, dude, he was trying to fucking undercut you. Did we ever reply something mean to him or not? Dude, he was trying to Mark Zuckerberg, you did. I think I was going to reply something mean to him, and then Patrick told me not to. I'm going to check really quick. Pat's the Winklevoss twins, and this guy, he was going to hire him and be like, oh, yeah, how's Chipsap going?

Austin had adopted highway on Twitter. Patrick, I saw your chipsap query. I mean, it was a golden idea, you know. fill me in you look at like different brands of chips or just like actual potato chips you can post about which chips you ate okay

it's like a social media yeah exactly it's letterbox for chips that's pretty good I found out why he stopped replying to us why because I replied to him after he sent a bunch of emails and I said we are going to make an app for pictures of poop

wow he got rightly offended trail yeah he's like I don't want to make an app like that. That's disgusting. That's horrible. Now we have to contact him back, tell him we got a whole game. I'm going to write a email right now.

Okay. We have a new VR game idea for your app development. Development Company, we believe it will, quote, corner the market as business. folks this is a great email I can tell you you're killing it

yeah I've written a lot of business emails this is right a professional the app will the top of all time the apple center on restoring certain parts of the body

just come out saying which were unfairly taken at the time of birth I refer of course at the time I refer of course

I refer of Of course. To the noble four-skin. And then enter. Good. Enough with the bullshit. Let's make some money. Enough with the bullshit,

colon, four-skin simulator. Are you in? Or are you a coward? This email will self-destruct. Let's make some money. This email will self-destructed. instruct in 20 seconds.

Just kidding. Wait, wait, wait, just kidding. I don't want to, because that could be a threat. He will die. What the fuck you're talking about? I don't, I'm trying to cover all the bases. I don't want to... Sincerely yours, Geiger.

And say from a report this post.com. Subscribe to the Patreon. Yeah, say that too. And send. I think we just got Geiger a new Patreon. Yeah. Shriver, dude. Wow.

That's amazing. Nobody ever say we don't treat our guests well. That's right. I've seen a lot of people saying it online. Unbelievable amount, but... Oh, can you link that really quick? Can you link all their accounts in their posts? I need to do something.

Yes, sent. We need to send them a self-destructive email. Number eight is you imagine that you have sex with your crush. that's what I do I imagine I have sex with my crush is that so wrong what else would you imagine doing with them

holding their hand and watching Rick and Morty with them I imagine spying on them from the back of the classroom you just imagine doing that you don't even actually do it

opening a joint checking account that's what I imagine with my crush We're so beautiful You're starting a registry at Target I skip way past like the courtship I skip the dating I skip the fucking marriage

Joint checking count Yeah I go straight to that I know what I want We're doing a we're doing a registry For my foreskin restoration surgery I would love if somebody could buy me An ice pack

An ice pack and some weights Yeah I'm hoping to get really really strong while I'm recovering. Have you guys seen those devices out there? The foreskin restoration ones? There's a device? I thought it was a surgery. There's both.

There might be a... Is there a surgery? There's a surgery where they just put a little bit of duct tape on it. Oh, oh, these are the... You like stretch out your foreskin, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a...

It really is like a system of weights that you just like wear all the time. Yeah, it was on a how-to with John Wilson. Is it like jelc-c-c-togging? T-LcTonger.com. Yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy from how-to. That's our friend. TLCTugger.com.

Notice, COVID-19 delays are possible. Black Lives Matter, and the product has been discussed on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I'm on R-slash-Forskin right now. And it's just pictures of uncut, penises. That's what I would have guessed. I thought it would be something different, but. There's some guys with There's some guys with some baggy fits here

Hey Pat, number nine Number nine, you are gay So? You're supposed to say Be Mad Ah! There we go. That's better.

Yeah, that's much better. You are gay, which is something you would do, but you would never admit to doing is being gay, I guess. That's a no-no. I am a straight lady. somebody.

Yes, you are, Caleb. Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? I just dropped to my podcast. I bring on my podcast. I talked to you about virtual reality for 28 minutes, and this is how you repay me?

That's how I repay you with the facts. Well, I'll tell you this much. I'm not gay, and I'm not a girl. My compass is towards girls. To quote, I guess, my guess is that their compass is their penis

when it's erect It's always pointing towards a girl Yeah I mean my penis points towards The nearest bitch Even if she's behind me It goes completely inverse And it pokes out of my butthole

Towards a woman standing behind me in line Did you let women stand behind you? No No That is That is gay Interesting huh I

No I don't let a No Come on dude I don't Dude I'm normal number 10 you pick your nose

do you pick your nose I pick my nose and I think every I do think all the time about like every time I've sold like a bed on Craigslist or something I wonder if they like got the bed or the chair and they like set it up at home and then they like

went to like put you know if people store stuff under their bed they'll like put something under their bed and then they'll just feel like a stalact type five years of my boogers under it Yeah, yeah. And they'll just be like, oh, it must be an odd design. Yeah, I guess if they're really stupid, they might think that, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but also, you see me, there's no way you think that I'm somebody who puts their boogers everywhere. Oh, of course not. Why would you guess that based on looking at me? That doesn't make any sense. I'm clearly, I have class, and I put my boogers in the toilet? Is that where they go? You don't have a booger jar?

No. Save all them up. age i'd get rid of it sick save all your boogers up to the end of the month i'm gonna start doing that don't do that i want to save the rest of my bookers for the rest of my life yeah you put them on top of a casserole oh that is fucking gross dude can you imagine how great it would be to have to have you know your girlfriend's friends over for a dinner party and when you want them to leave you just go hey i've been meaning to show you guys something i've been working on for a few years Oh, I thought you meant like

You come out with a Booger jar You want them to leave So you bring out the booger dessert Yeah, I thought that's what we were You served them with the boogers I feel like just I would like the very appearance of a

Of a jar full of boogers Would make any woman leave your house Why? Why? Why? If I showed you a can of my boogers That I've been keeping Would you like a folders can

Like a Folgers tin That I've just been throwing boogers into I don't have a lot of glass jars, okay, I'm not rich. He likes to recycle. Yeah, I love to, I love the feeling of recycling. Yeah, that's why you're recycling bookers, too. Yeah, exactly.

But if I showed you that, you would leave, Pat. I would stay. You're a braver man than I. I'm not a coward. I'm not afraid of a bugger. Number 11 is great, because it doesn't accuse anybody of anything. It just says, I farted. Like, the person who wrote this.

I farted. Yeah, I would admit to that. Someone says, I always admit to this. Yeah. Because what if it's a good one? Yeah, what if it's a really funny, stinky fart? What if it's a really funny? Right.

It makes the air green. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're also, you're not getting away with saying you didn't fart if you have a giant green cloud in front of you. Yeah. Yeah, or behind you, I guess. Number 12, you have a nickname. I would never tell anyone that I would you not

I would never admit that I had a niggum I would never admit to this oh my god can you imagine no fucking you have to fucking kill me or my family

to get me to even think about doing that shit yeah I have a cyanide tooth just in case somebody asked me if I go by any other name

I just pop it first day of like class so they don't know that my dad called me boogie as a kid mine was buca I think I've told you that already Buka.

Yeah. B-O-O-K-H. A-H. My brother... My brother couldn't say Patrick when I was born. So he said Buka? Yeah. I think your brother has something wrong with his brain.

He might. I feel like he should get a nickname for that, not you. Yeah, that should have been his nickname, not me. Yeah, exactly. Well, he was like a year old. His name should be slow and then whatever his first name is Donkey His first name is Buka

That's the problem Yeah he just He calls everybody his name Yeah It's like a Pokemon Yeah You can only Buka

Buka Buka Buka Buka Buka Buka Buka How many people are you going to give that nickname Buka If you If you If you dropped your wallet on the

street and a guy picked it up and handed it to you he said oh thank you so much and he looked you and I went Buka Buka Buka Baca! I would let him keep the wallet I would have said oh my god are you Buka because that guy in real life would be famous so I'm like are you the Buka

Oh my God it's so crazy running into you Buka Can I take a photo with you? He's like no I'm just doing an impression You are broke I would tell people that I would admit to it

That's all I did when I was broke I got so many free meals out of telling people that And beer Number 14 Watching pornographic films That's just nasty Hell no Oh hell no

But you're not wrong That shit Oh hell no Oh hell no But you're not wrong though 15 addicted to sex I think people admit that Hell yeah

Hell yeah That's like the funniest That's like the funniest Like dumb guy thing It's like yeah I'm a sex addict Yeah Yeah man I love sex With one woman

Yeah I'm a sex addict dude Yeah I can't do it It feels good when I do it Oh man I'm the biggest sex addict Of all time And it's just like guys just ruining their lives

Yeah Like no idea No idea like what an actual Like I don't think sex addicts are real You know what Yeah the more you think about it The more you're like Yeah

how can you get addicted like drugs I understand because drugs are like anywhere from an 8 to a 10 sex is like a 4 or 5 it's it's real but it doesn't matter like you can be it like it's like if someone's like I'm addicted to I'm addicted to

watching TV it's like okay you might be but I'm not you don't have to go rehab people are like I'm so addicted to coffee yeah yeah it's like dude we're all addicted to coffee because it's like kind of okay I'm addicted to my my god i'm addicted to religion you're not addicted to christ i know you don't know anything about the bible and i will test you i'm addicted i'm addicted to rising and grinding what's john 316 right now

i am i'm addicted to i'm addicted to i thought you were fucking i thought you were uncircumcised dude i you know guys i just i got to admit something real quick i'm addicted to my friends no i'm addicted i'm addicted to never backing down i'm gonna stop enabling you I'm addicted to being true to myself Listen, this might be a problem for you If it is, just leave right away I'm addicted to keeping it real I think I'm low-key

Might be addicted to standing up For what I believe in Fuck I have a problem I'm addicted to good vibes I do it too much I'm addicted to just like being a good person For real

I'm addicted to alcohol It's like a really big problem But all your shit it sounds well it's not nearly as hard as our ship but good luck taking it to rehab and just hearing everyone's like heroin stories in the circle just be like man sometimes I'm too addicted to having fun

I can't lie I think I'm addicted to winning I'm addicted to go into Disney World I think I love the magic and the characters in the past five years I'm addicted to not judging a book by its cover

Number 17, liking a pop song I'll say it, dude, I love Hips Don't Lie And S&M by Rihanna for no reason You skipped one, dude It's your show, but you skipped the number You're right, well, you know, we're getting close to the end We're kind of relaxed here, Geiger, you know We're not, well, it was in order all the way up to that

We don't like play by the books, you know Yeah And also we can't count too well Maybe you guys are kind of like, you know, straight, lace goody two shoes over there, but we kind of just like to play things by ear and rock out hard. Yeah. If you never heard punk rock, it sounds a little something like this.

No, it sounds a little something like this. Number 18, you eat a quarter of ice cream every night before you go to bed. I don't, I'm not a, if I eat ice cream before I go to bed, I'll have an evil nightmare. Yeah. Oh yeah, the heartburn that I get from that, come on. Yeah. I love eating ice cream before bed.

I'm addicted to ice cream. I'm twist you're addicted to ice cream and alcohol dude fuck just take care of one of those sometimes I drink alcohol and eat ice cream at the same time I'm fucked up dude 19 you help yourself to things you need or want at work

or you use the office equipment to take care of personal business number number 25 you think a lot in the shower Admit it, you think in the shower No, dude, straight up, I just sit there And I'm completely, I'm like, dead Don't fucking tell people I'm doing that, all right?

Take the left and right Earphones too seriously. What do you mean? What do you mean too serious? Whoa. Come on. You got to take that serious? Hey, Patrick, number 30, I shagged your mother.

Oh, my God. No, you didn't. What is shagging me? Shagging's like It's like British for It's like British for like long shaggy hair Yeah Oh okay

You're saying you cut his mom's hair It's giving someone hair Oh that's actually very sweet Yeah Yeah it's especially It's especially sweet Since my mom lost all of her hair to cancer True

Yeah She does my mom doesn't have cancer No I just wanted to have a nice moment You just wanted some sympathy Are you the 21 panic fan by any chance. Why?

What did they say? Because their mom died of cancer. Proposed this on your phone. I don't care. All right, let's see. Number 35, you buy soundtracks to movies. Why would that be bad? You guys got us.

Now, statistically, one of us on this podcast has to do that. I bought the Halo 2 soundtrack. I think I probably bought the Fight Club soundtrack, but I also might have pirated it. I can't remember. I definitely had it in my iTunes library. I had the train spotting sound track. track. None of those are good, yeah.

I think I got Team America. Okay, well, that might as would be like a Weird Al album, though. Right. You know? I got the soundtrack to Weird Al. Which I have, I did buy straight out of Linwood. Oh, me too.

Yeah. Yeah, the one with the two disc, the two disc one with the DVD and had all the music videos. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, I had straight out of Linwood on it. But here, number, sorry, number 41, you don't go trick-or-treating for Halloween, and there's a comment here from Moka Cat that says after

2012 I stopped going after my friends and I had a creepy encounter with this really tall, bald skinny man. He kept on following us so we decided to take a different route to my friend Katz House. An hour later we saw him on Cat Street walking around. It was really weird. Caleb, do you want to talk about why you followed Moka Cat? No, it said

really tall and skinny. I was wearing a stilts. Yeah. Yeah. Your Slender Man costume? Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was a good look. I like number 43. You kissed your dog. mouth and someone says okay now that I have done

oh that's Pegasister 12 said that it took her till number 43 to find something she done you hate chocolate you smell your genitals you have diabetes really falling off you hate ice cream whoa wish I could relate buddy

I'm addicted to this stuff you hate alcohol and jacking off oh fuck your parents are divorce and number 51 you sing metal when nobody is around. Wow. Why would you not admit to that? Because it's embarrassing, dude.

That's creepy. Yeah. You wouldn't admit to it because of what Vargvirichness has done. He's not death metal, but nice try to. You fucking idiot. I knew you would fucking, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew you would say that. Yeah. Because you knew you were wrong.

Yeah. You knew you were wrong and you still said it? Mm-hmm. That's brave. That's like a lie. Yeah, that is A lot A fucked up lie.

Do you think it's okay to lie Just to make a joke for the audience? No I'll never do it again Thank you That's all I wanted to hear This whole episode was a setup This is my intervention

Yeah, we got Geiger on here To do an intervention for you Yeah, your best friend I'm here for you That's so sweet, Geiger Do you want to tell everybody about report this post? Well, it's a podcast where my co-host, Christian, and I find goofy stuff online and read it.

And I believe it's an original idea. We've been caught. I do think you guys started like a month or two before us, which is so, that sucks. But here's the thing, Geiger. We actually have three guys. That's true. If you can't tell. You guys kind of like...

We have like two different lanes there that are clear. It's like our show on steroids. It's like one extra person. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Which is what steroids does. I'm the lump that forms when you take steroids.

Yeah. And what a lump you are. Yeah, but check out report that. If you like the list on the show, you'll like report your post. Yeah. They have a very good diaper content. They research a thousand times better than we did. I would say the hardest I ever worked for a podcast was being a guest on reporting this post.

I was like, what the fuck is all this shit? I got to, like, look stuff up. Fuck this, but it was fun. I can't imagine putting effort into anything. I know. Can you believe it? It's so dumb. It's part of the reason why I got fired for my last job was I was, like, doing everything for the podcast while I was just, I was, like, researching and then editing the podcast at work.

Just on the clock? Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, that rules. Like, 100%. Like everything. Respect. Yeah, I would bring in the episode, like, on an SD card and then put it on the computer and then do it. So it wasn't even like...

Because you can't do it at home. You're too busy drinking alcohol and eating ice cream. Right. Yeah. There's no time. Yeah. But I also did that at work, too. So, because I am addicted.

Well, yeah, that's the problem. Your job was alcohol and ice cream tester. All right, Gagger, thanks for coming on, man. Thank you, everybody. Report ThisPost.com. Check it out. Oh, you got a website? Fuck.

Yeah, I actually, it's a website I made using the HTML knowledge I learned in the 90s. So it's really, it looks really sharp. Yeah. I got to check this out. It's got, like, images and text on it. So if you have a modem, it might be slow. Yeah. Man, I could embed it.

So many images. Oh, my goodness. All right. Thanks, man. Bye, everybody. Bye, guys. See you.