Podcast About List - Ep. 135 - Awesome Culture

Episode Date: February 24, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. All accounts to the ball list. You're really crap monster. Hit record Joe. You know that Joseph Gordon. Joseph Gordon Levitt's Twitter handle. Oh, yeah, his new thing he's doing. Did he still be hit record?

If you have a stinky awful smell, send it to me. I want to smell it. Yeah. If you're 17 years old, hit recorder. on your webcam and never press stop send me the footage just forget it's there do everything you would normally do don't tell mom don't tell mom don't

yeah he has to be a pedophile do you have delicious dirt and mud under your fingernails and toenails I don't think I don't think he's a pedophile I think he's just like one of those like I don't know how to describe it I guess it's just like soy is the way that that's the only word that they really have

for it I call it I call it awesome culture where it's just guys who are like yeah that's so awesome like guys who think everything is awesome guys who heard that Lego song you call it awesome culture yeah it's in quotes you're trying to get started it's not a thing i'm trying to get started it's just it's just i don't want to bring up joseph gordon levin so you could introduce us to awesome culture no no do you hope this is going to be like your signature is this like a chapup thing i i've this is my coin this is like a hot couch this is like the the chud of potta yes now i'm

now i'm fucking i'm regretting it so bad No, but you know, I actually, so he's randomly, you guys know Joseph Gordon-Levitt, he's one of these guys, I randomly call them awesome culture guys, and they, I don't know, I don't want to say, I don't want to say soy. I don't want to say soy because it's played out. I don't know what it's called, but I've heard some people, like, people are saying awesome culture. Yeah, like random people, I think I may have actually started it in my sleep, but it's definitely, it's definitely, you know what, you guys can make fun of me all you want. to keep calm and chive on i just came up with this cool new phrase called you snooze you lose

which i'm gonna i'm just gonna i'm just gonna sit here and keep calm and chive on if you want to come up with something you do have to force it on people because nobody started saying you snooze you lose until a guy was like so basically i came up with this new thing it's called like you snooze you lose yeah and it's basically like if somebody loses because they snooze i i i wish i thought of a funnier thing to say awesome culture so wait you break it i just don't i just don't I don't want to say soy. Can you make an infographic? Did you enter into this episode knowing you were going to say awesome culture?

No. No, I did not. Have you said awesome culture before this episode? No, I've never said it. You said it in your brain? Wait, so you've never thought about it or said it before, but you just said that you call it awesome culture? Yeah, pretty much. You were lying, dude.

You were like, this is going to be like, people are going to know this is like the day that awesome culture started as a coin phrase. People are going to be like... Fuck you. I never... I never said it before. People are going to be like, oh, awesome culture. There's going to be in a Wikipedia entry

for awesome culture. It'll be like origin. They're going to add it to the fucking Oxford English Dictionary like they do when they add like Google to the dictionary. And everyone's like, whoa. Wait, you know, my buddy Patrick came up with that. They just added in-cell.

I just didn't want to say, I didn't want to say soy. I didn't want to say soy. You said it. You said soy, and then you were like, that's played out. I actually called him awesome culture. Well, no, no, because there's a delineation between soy and what I think is awesome culture. Please elaborate. Tell me what awesome culture is.

And they're not, they're not like, so, because Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I wouldn't call him a soy boy. He's too handsome. He's too handsome, and he doesn't have a shitty beard and glasses. He's just like one of these, one of these drug-ed-up potheads. It's like one of those, they're like. he's the difference is there's he he's a celebrity yeah i mean every fucking you know ryan reynolds he he's that's an awesome culture guy no it's just it's just a it's just a soy guy who's been like like bread to look perfect yeah i guess that's i guess that's what i mean by it

have you ever met an awesome culture guy in real life have i yes who is it child above so you think what he did he did he think everything he's done is awesome No, no, he was like that, though, before he... Toxic awesome culture, dude. Oh, I'm sick of this toxic awesome culture, shit. No, that is the only famous person I think I've met. I've talked about it, but... And me.

No, Malin Akerman. Oh, yeah, true. She was there, Malin Ackerman, or Malin, I don't know how it's... Malin, Matt... Get a memorable name. She's, yeah, she's Swedish's shit. Merlin? Merlin Magic Man.

Came into my, the first day at my, my last job, she was my first customer. Yeah, and I was like, I was like, oh, now this guy right here, this is an example of magic culture. Have you guys heard that phrase before? It's basically, it's like a thing I call people. He's not exactly, it's going to be an dictionary. He's not exactly what I would say like a warlock boy, but he's definitely like a magic culture. It's just like too played out. He's wizardish.

Yeah. I have so much. I'm filled with so much regret constantly. Well, you've now let this go, and now it has no choice but to catch on. Right. At least five people listening to this at some point. Are going to make fun of me. No, they will refer to somebody as being an awesome culture guy.

List awesome culture guys. Awesome culture guys. Joseph Gordon Levitt, he's one of them. I think Brad Leone from Bon Appet. Yeah, I would say they're in the same. Binging with Babish. I like that you're... No.

What about epic meal time? Yes. Yes, Harley Moorinstein for sure. So you're describing just epic guys. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck. You're right.

You're right. I thought I had something. What about... What about Maddie Matheson? Is he awesome culture? Yes. Yeah. Okay.

What about Charles Manson? Is it... Yeah. Yeah, anybody... Yeah, what about Hitler? Anybody that you get lost in their eyes? Anybody that it's like, they're kind of like Reddit guys, but it's like I like them. You're just describing Reddit.

You just describing like charming men. Yeah. Any guy with like like confidence. It's like like guys, yeah, confident guys that like the soy boys think they are is like gosh and culture guys. Yeah, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, the, it's the, the gods. Yeah. Yeah. I should have said that.

I should have said that shit. That shit actually sounds funny. We wouldn't have made fun of you. at all if he said, I like to call these guys the gods of soy. That would have gone over fine. He's more like a soy god. He's on

fucking Mount Soy Limpus and he's fucking just... Yeah, this is... Yeah, this guy's less of a soy guy I'm more like lint-linty. He's like a lint chocolate kind of guy. He's very silky smooth. What would you...

So what's a lint guy? A lint guy is a German chocolate maker. Yeah. That's an artisan, a Belgian artisan. Oh, Belgian, yeah. Come on. What about lint, like laundry lint?

That's, I mean, if you make a guy out of that, hey, come on, show me him, I want to see it. If you make a guy out of the laundry lint, send it to our email. Uh-huh. He's going to, yeah, it's going to be like static shock. Oh, I'm so burping. I'm so burping. Oh, I'm so burping. Shut up.

I'm hung over because I had that, I went to the most insuffing. sane party of all time you went to a party yeah do the biggest party were you not invited to the party that's so weird i would have thought that you'd be there everyone you know was there except for you yeah there's a humongous party with like all the shit that you want at a party what and what happened every wild thing you can imagine and every sort of hold on hold on you know what you know you know you know where the awesome culture thing came from in my head where is the guy it was working in restaurants and it's guys who are like if you have some stupid weird like like you have some stupid weird Like, the guys who are, like, who talk to you about, like, the impossible meatballs or whatever, and you're like, yeah, you know, it's like 100% plant base.

And they're like, oh, that's so awesome. Honey, come take a look at, like, those guys. See, that's what I thought that you were getting at, like, guys who say awesome for in the, how that's its own culture. Yeah. No, it is. It is. It's culture? The guys who are really into CrossFit, too.

Like, guys who are, like, CrossFit is awesome, guys. And, like, white people shit. Yeah, I'm just describing white guys in their 30s. Yeah, you're describing, like, upper middle class white guys. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I guess that is awesome culture to upper middle class white guys. Those guys are fucking awesome.

It does fall under awesome culture. The thing is, we're naming a lot of different types of people, and they're all fall. It seems like awesome culture maybe is a bigger term than, you know, like Reddit guy or beard guy or 30-year-old white guy. I think awesome culture might have legs. I mean, we're going to see where it goes after this, dude. Anybody who acts in a way that's awesome or says awesome. He's kind of cool. Guys who like awesome things.

Yeah, yeah. No, it's very obvious that they're like cool in their private life or they're cool in like social situations, but it's annoying that it's that they're cool people. I, you know what I mean? I feel like you're making it more complicated than it needs to be. It's, hey, man, I didn't create it. God bestowed. me, the term awesome culture.

I'm just showing it to the people now. I got hit with God's lightning ball. I'm coming down from the mountain with the tablets of awesome culture, explaining to the people. To make awesome culture catch on, like, going to, like, sneaking into, like, a DSA meeting and raising your hand and being like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do with awesome culture? What are we going to do with awesome culture? Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

Oh, my God. Hold on. Here's my book. Delineating awesome culture. A study. in upper middle class white men who say awesome and then

semi colon and also guys who are soy or have beards and epic meal time and a guy who likes impossible meatballs parentheses Joseph Gordon Levin vibes yeah

serious Joseph Gordon Levin vibes at least I didn't say Jared Leto I feel like Jared Little vibes is why at least why would it matter I mean, people would have gotten mad because people would have been like, he's not awesome awesome at all. People would have gotten very mad.

He's crazy culture. Yeah, he's psycho culture. Which is another thing you've been working on. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, so what's psychoculture? So it's kind of like hyper-normalization. You have my interest.

So it's kind of like how Jared Leto is obsessed with manufacturing consent. Yeah. He hates it or loves it or he feels one way about it. it for sure um i don't know these are just things i've heard and i'm throwing them around yeah i agree oh fuck i've heard of noam chomsky but i don't know what he does he's a break dancer he i assumed that he lived in a garden and he ate the plants and the farmer had to and he was a chomsky and the farmer had to keep him away from eating his plants he's a chombs so much he choms on the carrots okay all right you get somewhere we could get them on the podcast we tried once yeah we did

we tried to try to try to schedule it yeah what did he said he kept trying to he kept like blowing us off he would respond but he'd be like i can't do it right now i'm actually busy for a couple months but maybe in june email me again in june yeah and we emailed us back and be like yeah yeah stuff's so crazy and it's funny that the second time to email me i was kind of like what the fuck's your problem man yeah like you're seriously yeah like what do you You're really just leading us on like this. What do you have to do? Like, what do you, what do you, do you, do you, do you have nothing going on?

We already made this fucking poster, dude. Yeah. What the fuck do you have to do, man? It's a boxing, it's a boxing poster, and it's us versus you. And we had that shit, we had that shit printed. Yeah. It's all over Boston. Yeah.

It's in Cambridge, too. We used wheat paste, dude. We went old school. We fucking, we hung them up. We hung it up everywhere. Yeah. You don't see enough of those. They should do a pay-per-view fight with Noam Chomsky on Barstool.

That'd be good. You don't see enough of those posters up anymore. What? The meat-pasted posters to like sides of buildings? Whatever happened to those. But it's always like, now it's like a rapper that doesn't exist. Yeah. Yeah.

Ricardo Montalban, his new album is coming out. That's the rapper's name. It's a different guy, Ricardo Montalban. His name is also Ricardo Montalban. I always like when people try to tear him down and then there's another one right under it. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty funny to just double do your poster so somebody spends a bunch of time trying to get it off.

And it's like, oh, fuck, fucking fatty penis is money on my ass. Here's an idea. Again. So you hang up one poster, right? Yeah. With the intention of it being ripped down. Okay. So it's also promoting your album.

Along the edges. Oh, shit. Mm-hmm. So you hang up one poster. It's kind of shitty. And then when they try to rip it down, there's an even better poster under it. But both of the posters are promoting your album. And when they try to rip that down, there's a window behind it. You're standing in the window and you're pointing a gun at them.

Your arms are crossed. Yeah. What have you, like, what have you, like, sealed alive? bat underneath the posters so that when they undo it a dead bat falls on the ground it suffocated no no it's like a freeze dried bat and then it

rehydrates and then it comes back to life and flies with them is the water vapor in the air is enough yeah it just melted to thaw it out instantly well no you would have a contraption yeah there's just

there's fishing line attached the poster too you pull down the poster and it just there's just a thing it says please wait in a little elevator door and you just hear a bunch of clicks and clacks and like thumping and then after a minute the doors open and a bat just

it's an angry bat too and it attacks whatever bobby the contraption is they just they poke the bat a bunch yeah there's a guy there's a guy you pay and they have a camera above the poster so the bat can see the person's face that's taking down the poster

they can get mad at it yeah and also you think it's the one you're wearing like a you're wearing like a mask, like, it's like a TV helmet, and it's got the person's face on the TV screen. So it looks like you're, you're poking the bat, but it looks like you're the person's face. Oh, that's pretty smart, actually. That'd be some crazy shit. It'd be some fucking sci-fi original movie shit.

That'd be some awesome shit. Culture shit. Yeah. I'm on my awesome culture shit. I'm never going to live that down. Damn, nope, you won't. No. I'm going to keep bringing it up, probably forever.

Yeah. I don't care now. I don't care now. Yeah, I don't even care about that stupid I am. I'll just become one of those guys. I'll just become one of those guys. All right, show me. Okay.

Oh, wow. Oh, that's awesome. Oh. Oh, wow. Yeah. Here, Pat, you're not making any sense in these awesome cultures. They just show me what it's like. Okay.

Oh, wow. that's what you have oh wow yeah that's oh no way oh wow oh wow oh awesome yeah that's not what he sounds like oh fuck okay all right i wish i wish i was more

articulate to explain what i'm or i wish i was articulate enough to do this you are you are Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. This is, can I do, this is what I think Austin culture is like.

Okay. Damn. For real? See, that's even a little clearer than, oh, wow. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Oh, man. Here's my impression of it.

I wish I could have explained this better. That's my impression. Yeah, do it. Okay, ready? What was that? It'd be something like that. It's like an awesome culture guy. I hate those guys.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're always like, uh, uh, hey man, what's up?

Yeah, yeah. It's fucked up. Hey, happy birthday, man. Fuck those guys. Oh, it's your birthday?

Oh, we gotta sing for you. Yeah. Oh, happy Easter, man. I hope you like your eggs. Shut up, dude. Yeah.

They're not really shit. He doesn't get it. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a male. Shut up, you awesome culture piece of shit. Fucking idiot. Pussy.

All right. I cannot think about awesome culture anymore. They would drive me insane. I'm going insane because I can't fucking articulate what I mean. It will lose my mind if I continue. It's already, I'm going fucking nuts over here. I don't know. You're hitting your head with a coconut right now.

Stop. I'm participating in awesome culture when I do that. See, now there's even more... Stop adding things, dude. Well, yeah. Come on. Can we just do the list? Stop adding awesome culture fucking...

No. I'm adding more attributes as the show goes on. I hate attributes. Stop. Awesome culture guys are always using attributes on me. They're always describing their features. I hate the attributes of an awesome culture guy. I hate awesome culture culture.

The people who just won't stop talking about awesome culture. Don't even get me started. Hey, you shut up, I'm talking about you, Patrick. What? Yeah. What? We've been on this call, what, 18, 19 minutes. You have been talking about awesome culture the whole time.

I'm sick. Here's my impression of awesome culture, culture, guys. Oh, wow. Yeah, right, shut up. Very true. And then I'm like, yeah, you shut up. I hate awesome culture, but I love, but I... I love what culture is awesome.

But remember when we had awesome creatures. Like the abominable snowman. Uh-huh. Let's just go back, dude. Fuck. Fuck. All right. Can we do this list?

Yeah. All right. This is oeds that make you fart. This from the top ten's, top ten foods that make you fart. Number one, baked beans. Ain't that a kick in a head, dude. They can write a poem about it. Who wrote a poem?

You know, beans, beans. Yeah, I guess you're right, but they don't say baked. Baked beans, baked beans. Oh, you're right. I forgot about that version. The baked fruit. I'm thinking about Weird Al's version. Yeah.

Do you guys remember baked beans from whitest kids you know? No. Nope. That was a funny sketch. The comments here are all really long and disgusting. What? What are you doing today? I don't know

I'm this close to just getting at you The baked beans I had last night May be really gassy And it came in handy Since it was fart in the sorority Pledge's face night So it was time to go over

And by that time The gas was really rumbled And when it was time to assume the position When the first pledge Had put her nose to stiff my butt I blasted one right in her face It was funny to hear a bunch of girls scream Keep farting in their face

As pledge after pledge Ended up gagging from the smell of my farts I bet their nose is burned From smelling all the farts I farted last night That's not real. Even after I came home and went to bed, I woke myself up by farting really loud in bed. That's not real. For lunch yesterday, we had hot dogs, and my wife made her famous baked beans.

Every time she makes them, I load up on the... After I ate, I had to saw some pieces of wood with a hand saw. As I was sawing, my belly started rumbling with gas. I felt to fart brewing, and I let it rip. It was loud and smelled. She walked outside to ask me something, and she walked right into the fart cloud. She wrinkled her face at the smell. I continued farting all afternoon.

Okay, so... So we got Nick Offerman. and a sorority girl talking about their baked beans and they both love to fart for lunch yesterday we had hot dogs for lunch yesterday we had hot dogs yeah there we go

you have the impression yeah I farted in my wife he farted in his wife I farted in my wife is this the same one is this the same guy no this is from gross dude he says

yeah he said He said we just ate dinner, hot dogs and baked beans. After dinner, I went to clean the bathrooms. Didn't take long for the gas to kick in. I felt a gas bubble in my ass. And when I started to bend over and clean, I let it rip. And I just kept farting.

My girlfriend said she not only heard them, but also smelled them. I have chronic gas issues and fart all the time. My girlfriend says I'm the gaseous 22-year-old man ever. The gross dude. The gross dude. I love... Just being specific about how gassy you are. Dude, he's living up to his fucking name.

I'm the gaseous firefighter in the fucking precinct, dude. He has, like, five other comments on here on this page. Like, on this specific item. Like, on baked beans. On baked beans? Oh, my God, he does. I think, I have a feeling all of these are written by him. My girl leaned the hard...

Like, every... Even the ones without names. My girl learned the hard way not to stand behind me when I have bad gas. I had baked beans for dinner and afterwards, while I was cleaning the bathroom, my girl was standing behind me while I was scrubbing the toilet and I had to fart really bad. I was bent over and I basically farted in her face and it really stunk. It's the same story. I just had a meal. Here's the next one. Yeah, read this one. These are all from gross teeth. I just had a meal. Hot dogs and baked beans and I chowed down on the beans. After dinner, I went to play my

baritone saxophone. Then the gas kicked in. I was farting like crazy as I was playing my instrument. As my girlfriend said, she could hear me farting, but nobody could hear me farting, but she could smell it. She said, every time I fart, it smells like what I ate, and they always stink. All right, keep going. Next gross dude comment. I had a veggie combo at a Mexican restaurant last night and refried beans. At the concert, I just performed it. I think my ass made as much noise as my instrument.

I could feel myself farting, and I'm not sure how anyone in the band didn't throw up from the smell, because not only were the farts really loud, they also smelled. I love the story he's created here. I mean, it's the gaseous 22-year-old who plays a baritone saxophone, which sounds like farts. The next three in a row are all about sports, football and soccer. I'm going to read the next gross dude. Oh, here's another, yeah, another gross dude about football. I play football, and the only job I have as the fullback is to block for the running back.

I load up on beans, and the running back knows what way to go is by the sound. and smell of my farts. I'm not kidding. I fart the entire game. God damn. This guy... Here's another... Let's say this.

There's another gross dude right here. Wait, I want to read this non-grossed one really quick. I stuffed up on beans, and in two seconds, I was trumping like a trooper. When I came downstairs, my sister fainted and had a horrid look on her face. Then the pizza guy came and called the paramedics. That didn't happen. It didn't happen. Bake beans make me fart a ton.

I was standing by my girlfriend and I felt my tummy rumble. Then I blasted this huge fart and, man, did it stink. She was really grossed out by the smell. But I did warn her that I had gas and the hiccups from the baby. Gross dude's fucking long-suffering girlfriend. I had the hiccups, too. My heart goes out to gross dudes. Here's a comment.

I am a girl. I don't often fart, but I just had beans. My boyfriend and I can't believe how much I am farting tonight. Just love that smell, baby. Natalie Soden. My friend... My friend is Mexican, so he eats lots of beans, so he forts all the time. Come on.

That's just facts. Come on, man. If zoo soak your bean twice and discarding the cold water each time, and then you cooking it, it should not create any more gas in your belly. I found more gross, dude. Just wanted to share that I'm sitting in the break room at work, eating lunch, and tooting. There's another one We had a cookout tonight with lots of baked beans

Caused a lot of gas Especially my grandfather who is known for his epic farts I never heard anyone fart as long or as loud as him Anytime he ate he had gas You would hear a rumble followed by a really loud long fart Here's a good one Oh where to go No

Here's one Oh wait I found it So one night I eat baked beans I fart a few times, and my wife is checking for dog poop. I have a YouTube channel called Sausage Lover 99. Please check it out. This is from one-way street. I remember the day it was all wet.

The one right after that is shredded my undercrackers once after eating a family tin. That's Leo. Shredded my undercrackers. Oh, appears I've shredded my undercrackers. I've shredded. I'm eating a family tin. You are going to get a belly ache if you eat too much baked beans.

How is there 141? Here's 141 comments here, and here's one that says, I farted on your website. They give you nice long one, L.O.L. You will fart all day. Beans are awesome. I ate just a spoonful of beans. And then suddenly, hisah, I farted silently.

My mom was upstairs. When she smelt it, she dropped her water on the bed. My mom's water. Oh, God. Oh, it smells so. Oh, the baby's coming! Oh, there's really long scripts. Holy shit.

Wait, go to the last page. We have to read these scripts. Oh, my God. All right. The first one, we have Henry, Ralph, and Peter. It's so fucking, why does every single list have, like, a script in it? Why do people write scripts? trips on top 10 lists.

Look, you got to get your shit out there somehow. That's true. All right, who wants to be Henry? There's many eyes on it as possible. I can be... I'll be Ralph. I'll be Peter. I'll be Henry.

I don't get it. It's supposed to be making all the electricity we need. Why do you need to make electricity? It's just there, isn't it? We're saving energy. Our house runs on wind power. Except it's not running at all. The TV hardly works, and the racetracks are stuck in first gear.

What is this? I think you need a lot more wind to pass. power all that. This is so unfair. How are we going to make more wind? What would Fred fart will do? Ralph and Henry eat from a can of baked beans. So do fang and fluffy. Who the fuck are fang and fluffy? This has to be from a show or something. Mom and dad want wind power. They're going to get wind power. They high five with their spoons. Then later they fart outside. What this? Pooh erg. He and Ralph hold their noses. They look at

each other. So do fluffy and fang. I'm guessing those are animals. Wait a minute, if we're out here farting, we can't be inside watching TV. They run back in only to find the TV turning off. It's already out of power. What a sad ending. Yeah, we out here farting. Fluffy and Fang are... They're Hagrid's pets.

I looked up. All right. I'm not... Oh, are these all... Oh, yeah, because there's Henry Potter people. Yeah, Henry Potter. Henry Potter. Henry Potter, Ralph Weasley, Peter Hermione.

Yeah. Let's move to number two. Cheese. Oh, here we go. This is my favorite comment that I, that I've seen so far, I think. I got this friend named Grayson. He had cheese during the day, and now he wouldn't quit farting under the covers. He said he is proud of his creation, but it lingers like a lost soul.

Oh, my God. It's like a lost soul. Oh, here's one from gross, dude. I had four slices of cheese pizza. to late after work and I'm paying the price by making toots in bed and I let out several big burps to get the gas out so I thought I was all good

If the gross dude is to be believed by the way he has on multiple occasions revisited this list to catalog as farts from the night prior. This guy who said he had a friend named Grayson he commented again right after and said I got this friend by the name

Grayson apparently he had cheese during the day now he cannot quit farting under the blanket I mean it's lingering hardcore like a lost soul. He's really trying to make his expression stick. He's kind of doing an awesome culture type thing. Somebody. Yeah, you ever

fart sometimes linger like a lost soul. Something I recently came up with. Somebody's trying to dispute the friend Grayson's claims here and saying, first of all, nobody, and I mean, nobody in the entire world has a friend named Grayson. So right there, your story is too ludicrous for words. Asking us to believe

that you had a friend named Grayson is like asking us to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the cystic fibrosis fairy. Gross dude says, I'm tooting in the break room right now. What's the cystic fibrosis fairy? There's nothing to do, cheese. I've been farting from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. every three minutes. Smelled like green peppers and mustard gas.

My dad busted out the gas mask from the SWAT team. It was meaty. My dad's on the SWAT team. My dad's on the SWAT team, and basically he swats me every time I fart at my desk. My dad cooked us spaghetti with. cheese on the top S-P-I-G-G-E-T-Y Spaghetti with cheese on the top

and my brother almost killed me that night with his stink I farted so big my dad thought there was a skunk in the house love Dallas I want to meet all these people I know I want to smell their farts I feel like at least half of these have to be

gross dude right yeah I mean gross dude is he's he's he's been waiting for a platform just to just show his XXX, XX killer machine XX comments, I am a Packers fan. Cheesehead, dude. You got onions next. Which I don't think, is that true?

Does it onion make you far? I don't know, I don't know, but this comment here is... It gives you bad breath for sure. This comment here is suspicious. I think it might be gross dude. I'm thinking it is. Why don't you read it out? Before practice with my jazz band, I had a cheese steak with onions.

and onion rings for lunch. I'm the only guy in the band, which is very small, but awesome. As I was driving to practice, my stomach started making noises. Right before practice, I let out a muffled but pretty loud belch. The saxophonist next to me was like, you have gas. I thought it would help, but as soon as we started playing, the farts started blasting out of my ass. It was like loud music coming out of my bass sax and my booty,

except the ones out of my booty really stunk, and the smell wafted through the room. Some of the girls' faces show that they were grossed out by how bad they smelled. Well, this is not him because he plays a baritone. This guy plays a bass sax. It's true. Yeah, it couldn't be the same person. I had a cheesy mash with lots of almost raw onions in it,

and then an hour later, all of hell broke loose. The three cats are wide-eyed and ears pricked every time another mushroom cloud of onion stink is emitted. If they survive the fallout, they're going straight to a pet shriek to be checked for PTSD. The funniest thing is how these male strums defy logic, by smelling more like onions than onions themselves. It's almost beautiful. Oh, dude. I mean, I do believe this is all gross, dude.

It's got to be. Yeah. I think, like, who made the list? It's about a, nobody made the list. For sure. Nobody made the list. It's always been there. Yeah.

It's about a six-hour wait period after eating an onion dish before they begin. My farts could easily be mistaken for an onion-scented propellant. Lots of gas. Is that it? Hours of activity. Is that an onion-scented repell it? I really can't tell.

People are regularly offended. Other foods don't seem to have anywhere near the same effect. I use leaks as a substitute in cooking what appropriate. Ugh. He uses leaks?

Yeah, ass leaks. Yeah, yeah, that's fucking for sure, brother. Yes, sir. Damn. Um, I don't, I've never had an onion fart if I'm, I don't know if you guys have.

Yeah, I think it might be like a specific thing. Maybe I have them. Maybe I have them and I don't know. I think it's a thing. I think I've heard of it before. Now I'm going to have to test this theory. I'm going to eat a raw onion like from holes. Yeah, I'm just going to walk around fucking, let my hole.

Gassed in my blast. Let my onion propellant. Just actually destroyed my wife. My ass. Ate some ramen with fried onions. Been farting for about eight hours now. Smells like rank mushroom. If your onion smell like a mushroom.

If your onion smell like a mushroom. Or your onion farts smell like a mushroom? You got to get your shit. You might be a redneck, brother. Yeah. If your mushroom smelling farts come from onions. If mushroom fart, onion, ass fart, you might be a redneck. You might be a redneck.

If you smell an onion-sanded propellant, that might be a fart. If you're making a baking chicken. cheese, lasagna with bacon and baking and baking, you might be an awesome culture guy. If you're in a jazz band with only one guy in it, and he's playing the bass sax, and his instrument starts to smell real bad, he might be farting. He might be gross dude. You might be a gross dude if you have an onion smelling propellant that you spray out your ass every time you walk past.

I found a schizophrenic comment on the end of this. Onions one. What does it say? Okay. We have discovered that not only do onions lay eggs, they also reproduce at four times the size of their self on a daily basis. They also attended the orthodontist for braces treatment and then a corn emoji and cabbage squad. That's not schizophrenic. That's just random as hell. I farted, Thor this food.

I farted. I barley ever fart. Number four has some really good gross dude once again. Number four is eggs. Of course. This one's really good Had like 12 deviled eggs At my boyfriend's family cookout

And I had so much flatulence Bubbly low-pitched duck farts Slipped out here and there I was most embarrassed When his uncle Flex Was walking behind me I didn't know So I let out a big one

About seven seconds long And he said Woo baby girl Them eggs done Did something vicious to those guts That fart was about bubbly as hell Smell like you just put Some warm egg salad under my nose

Damn Then he walked away I tried to secretly fan the smell away. Uncle Flex. I immediately know what Flex looks like, what he sounds like. I know what he's wearing. I know where he lives. Alex is literally...

Uncle Flex is leaping off the page. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a Kangal cap. Uncle Flex heard this girl fart and he knew immediately it was eggs. Yeah. He knew that Eggs done did that. Eggs done did something vicious to them guts. Something vicious to you, baby girl. He liked it also.

That's the other thing about Flex. He was like a sommelier. He was like wafting it into his mouth. I was in history and I had a bad case of bubble guts. So I walked in front of this really annoying guy and I went until I felt my horrible flatulence bubble around. And I said, here, Larry, deviled eggs. And I realized, I released the bubbliest horrifically. gassy fart in his face, and after the eight-second long fart, I walked away and stood there,

and that boy, and boy, that fart stunked like I'd given him a deviled egg platter. I said, whee! And slowly fan the fart away. Listen to this one. That's also Uncle Flegger. I think Uncle Flegs may be read this one, too. Whoa, Nelly, I'll tell you. I'll tell you, I had an omelet for breakfast, and I farted the whole way to school, and the whole day in it.

Super long and extremely bubbly farts smacked their way out of tight jeans and into the faces of many freshmen on the steps. Uncle Flex's tight jeans. Uncle Flex is tight, tight jeans. They smacked their way out. Damn. I'm thinking about Uncle Flex now. Yeah, Uncle Flex is walking around with, like, leather skinny jeans.

It's like a fart stuck in it, like a kink in a hose. Just getting ready to fucking absolutely let loose. on some lady just like a bubble a bubble in a fucking in a pair of leather pants yeah yeah like a like an animal stuck in a snake in a cartoon yeah like when you get like a

like when you get those like like in a box from Amazon or whatever where it's those like those packets of air yeah yeah it's just one of those just ready to absolutely own some lady I had eggs for breakfast and all day at school I was letting out airy

ones in class the best part was when I was talking into a friend and my butt was facing a group I hate and I let out a 10 second hot one. I was just close enough to one boy that it blew his hair back a little. No one knew it was me though. Did not. Blowing someone's hair back with a fart.

I have six hard-boiled eggs a day. They make me fart a hell of a lot. Mix that with vegetables that contain soluble fiber like broccoli and peas and you're going to constantly smell like you shat yourself. Worst parts I ever had were 30 plus in one night. Oh no, I had eggs for dinner on my handbag. I am planning on farting in my brother's room when he is in the shower.

It is going to stink, Epic. I'm Asian, and my parents make me eat it, so I fart a lot. You do not want to smell my farts after eggs. Once after breakfast, I farted for 10 seconds straight, no joke. Damn, no cap. No cap. That's how my fart smell. I have a friend named Brooke.

I have a friend named Brooke. I get nervous every time she eats eggs or beans. Way to put Brooke on the fucking spot Like that Survivor 101 Someone just commented egg one One Yep egg makes you fart the most I had an egg buddy at 5 o'clock And all I keep doing is farting

Oh like an egg sandwich No like an egg buddy An egg buddy Yeah I was gonna ask about Like a friend buddy Yeah like a friend who is egg I ate my egg buddy No you didn't

Here's a comment from Red the Gremlin. I hate eggs. Okay. Curry, number five. Curry, dude. Curry's up there for me. This will make me... I mean, just everything gives me diarrhea.

I think... I think I discovered that, like, having, like, a sip of milk will give me diarrhea now. My life is awesome. Yeah. I mean, are you just lactose intolerant? I have no idea. I didn't think I was. And then I just was like, you know, it just doesn't feel right.

No, I'm not, I've been the same since I was a baby. I think I gradually became lactose intolerant over time. If I, I can eat any ice cream, but if I eat Ben and Jerry's, I'm fucking, I'm letting out. It's the love, which is a secret ingredient. You're allergic to it. Yeah, yeah. Make you shit. Yeah, it's all that freaking, it's all that freaking Vermont weed, they're sprinkling into that ice cream to train kids.

It's a CBD. To poison children. I'm not going to, I'm not going to stop drinking milk because I will never let God win a single time in my life. Anything I have to defy my nature. Ben and Jerry and are a giant are in a giant like dark fortress and they have a huge cauldron full of ice cream and they're stirring it and they're going me and sprinkling in weed and socialism. I hate those drug addict pieces of shit. I see those track marks on you, Ben. I know what you've been doing. Come on. Hey, it's hey, it's Adam and Eve, not Ben and Jerry. Yeah, that's right. It's fucking each other and fucking

common in the ice cream. Fucking in each other over the ice cream vats. Yeah. Fucking disgusting. Smoking a doobie and fucking each other over the ice cream vats. Fuck you, dude. Fucking disgust me. Jesus Christ.

It was crazy how the story broke after they released that flavor, milky ropes. Yeah. Yeah. Ben and Jerry, they threw some milky ropes. On to the chunky dunks. Turn you to blamming Jerry. Fuck you.

You're dead. Jerry, Jerry's fine. You can keep you. Jerry, you're cool. Jerry, you go back. I know that Ben talked you into all this fucking, all this gay, fucking weaged it. But Ben, you fucking dare. Do you think Jerry from Ben and Jerry's is the same Jerry from Tom and Jerry's?

Which one is Jerry and Tom and Jerry? He's the mouse. He's the ice cream one. Yeah. The mouse is a good guy. Yes, you're right. he kind of is the ice cream one he loves food they both love food

no tom hates food that's true tom likes milk yeah he likes milk but jerry does too and it kind of makes for a bunch of playful situations that's why he wants to eat of these he's made out of ice cream ice cream five seconds of silence after Patrick said that that he says it didn't cherry from tom and jerry's made at

ice cream you're right also yeah I mean I guess okay oh wow he's made out ice cream I had to do the logic in my head I had to do the math here's a um here's another here's a comment on curry I think this might be somebody who commented earlier I kept waking myself up last night trumping like a trooper I just smelled something died inside me trumping like a trooper dude. I'm not take that. That's a good. My wife is asleep on the couch. She came to the bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo, only to

discover the smell was from between the sheets. Ha-ha. I was asleep on my bed and poo was smudged on my face. I don't think that has anything to do with what you ate. I think you got pranked

on jackass. Yeah. You got hit with the Brandon DeKamillo. Congratulations. Yeah. Number six, brussels sprouts. Ooh, that's my favorite food. Brussels sprouts smell bad just being out. No, they don't. Yeah, it's kind of a lame.

They smell, but they're good. I mean, they're one of those foods that smell bad, but they're good. They smell like fucking shit, dude. I've never had a smelly Brussels sprout. They don't taste smelly if they're raw, and they, like, sit on your counter for more than, like, 90 seconds. Oh, I guess I just don't do that. They smell awful, dude. I guess I'll have to, I'll have to figure it out later.

You don't leave them out for more than 90 seconds because they're gone. That's right, because I'll fucking smell the fart smell And I fucking slurped them up Mm-hmm, yeah Just shooting them The Brussels sprout is part of the Crucifaris Cruciferous It's amazing that we do a podcast where Pat's job is to read

Cruciferous Vegetable family Cruciferous What is that mean? It's Crucifaris, you're at Cruciferous Bueller Vegetable family and naturally causes gas Usually dairy has me farting like a Clydesdale

but this is just as bad. Declides it? I guess I've never heard a horse fart. I've seen a horse shit all the time. Oh, yeah. Those horses fart, dude. Those horses got... The reason I know that is because...

I would always read, like, joke books as a kid, and there would always be jokes where it's, like, about horses farting. It's just, like, a thing in, like, that type of joke book. You know what I mean? I always read that. You know, they always... Those kinds of joke books always have, like, specific topics they joke about.

Yeah, I told you about the one that I had that was all about, uh, it was all about leprosy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's like, the person who wrote the book just has, like, one fixation that they end up writing, like, 20 jokes about. Right, it's 101 jokes you've got to fill up. I guess I am aware of in movies, a horse farting, and his tail pops up. Exactly, yeah. It makes me wish I had a, uh, a tail. Well, what if they don't, what if horses don't actually fart that much?

And it's just the visual in the movie was so funny. that it became a thing. Maybe horses can't even fart. Maybe horses don't shit. Maybe when horses fart, their tail gets sucked into their butt. Mm-hmm. And they might have a reverse fart going on. And they burp, they burp, and it sucks in air from their, through the butt of the horse.

We should work at the zoo. We should work at animal. Oh, my God. Us three should work at the zoo, and we should be in charge of explaining the animals to all the people. We, hey, we work at the morning zoo. Am I right? You're listening to the podcast about list radio. Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to call someone on the phone and call them gay. Yeah. Here, I'm going to call this fucking gay guy, Patrick Doran. Bebe, be, be, be, be, beep, beep, beep, hello? Hey, what's up? You're gay. Boy, y, y, y, y, y, y, y. I'm a gay guy.

You heard it first on the podcast about list. into the morning radio show and it's just it's just Bla-la-la-d-b-b-bid-b-b-d-b-d-b-d-d-d-d-do-d-d-d-do. And then, yeah, then it just cuts in. And that's why Nancy Pelosi's a pedophile. And it's just the emergency broadcast sound

for 10 minutes. Comment on Brussels sprouts in all capitals. I am working on all types of sprouts. Brussels sprouts made me leave the room Left the hamster behind R-I-P Hammy It's so fucked up to get a hamster and name it Hammy

Yeah It's like you couldn't think of anything At least even like ham-wise is better than Hammy Yeah Ham-wise the hamster That's pretty good, right? Actually, you should work at a pet store

Fuck as soon You should be in charge of naming all that You should work at the puppy animals We've been thinking about getting a dog and I just saw a dog whose name was Jekster. They, dude,

the people that work at pet shelters fuck up those rescue animals. And he was so afraid of humans. It's so like, yeah, dude, I'd be afraid too of a human named me Jekster.

Well, they give them, they give them like new names at the show. Like, like, there's some, like, I bet that like the people that work there, they start out naming them like, oh, this one's Fido,

this one's Rex. And they run out and they're like, oh, okay, then I'm gonna name, this guy's Legos, this guy's like mega blocks. You also just get such fucked up names after a while. You get him fucked up names because every, like, Rob and Susie that you named ended up getting lethally injected in front of you.

And you're like, all right, I'm never attaching any sort of real names. Well, like, my dog's name before, like when we adopted her, her name was Fudge. How fucked up is that, dude? That's a good name, though. It's horrible. That's a good name. Can you imagine yelling that across the dog park? Oh, man.

What if it's, like, a dog that gets a, like, you're, like, devastated because it runs into traffic? Fudge! No! What if you do to Fudge? Yeah, like, John Wicke, if the John Wick dog was named Fudge? This is for Fudge. You might as well, like, name the dog, like, dump or something. That's a good name, too.

Duky is a funny dog name. Yeah. I would name a dog. Duky is a good one. Duky is such a good dog name. If I did not have a woman involved in this, I would be naming a dog Duky right now. This is my dog Doodoo for sure. This is my dog Doodoo doookey too.

Dennis Duky. This is my Duky dog. Diaryia Dutu. Duky David. Dyeria dump in his ear. I named him after my favorite song. Douglas Diority. Duky poopy.

This is the Duky dog. Yeah. This is for Dukyie. He's a hazard. Yeah, this is my poop dog. Yeah, this is my dog. Yeah, he's a chocolate lap. He's basically a poop dog.

Yeah, he's named exactly as what he is. My mom, when my cousin got a dog, and my mom got mad at my cousin, because this is like when we were younger, because he suggested the name crayon. Yeah, that's a bad name. It's a better name for a kid. My brother's dog's name is fucking Crash Bandicoot. Stupid. Number seven, eggplant.

This is my least favorite vegetable. It's crazy that they got them both. Yeah, I hate eggplant. I don't like eggplant very much either. I love eggplant, dude. It's because you're Italian, you're genetically predisposed to liking eggplant. See? My wife touched my belly, and I sounded like a chainsaw.

Dang, eggplant. Oh, man, the egg and eggplant sandwich? Do you remember that? from that job i did not like that thing that thing sucked yeah that thing is terrible i tried it once just because it was like oh wait wait wait wait gross dudes back on the next one we got to skip ahead number eight broccoli this first comment doesn't have a name on it it's it's absolutely gross dude had broccoli at work horrible mistake it was my first day on the job and i was so nervous i get the worst philatulence when i'm nervous farts smelled absolutely atrocious god i was so

embarrassed i knew everyone could hear and smell the gassy farts coming from my cubicle Later I was in the elevator with another guy and I fired a bad one I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt As a couple other loud ones bubbled out And he said it was fine, it happens to everyone Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas Only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot intern's face Why is your ass? How tall are you, dude?

Why is your ass? Always in people's faces They've got Ewox in the internship program I just remembered like when I was a kid And I would go to like youth group I would always get super gassy but I thought that it would be really embarrassing if I like went to the bathroom

all the time I thought people would be like oh yeah that kid loves going to the bathroom or something so I would just like lay on the floor on my back during youth group because it like helped relieve the pain and I was like this is way cooler than going to the bathroom nobody thinks this is weird

yeah I was so awesome here's the gross dude comment here and this he has some of his classic themes going here If you want to have bad gas, just eat broccoli. I was waiting downstairs to help my grandfather. I knew he was coming when I heard a bunch of loud farts coming from him. He toots all the time when he doesn't eat broccoli anyway.

There wasn't anything I could do. He was just sawing wood with a hand saw, and as he was sawing, he was farting at the same time. When he finished, he ripped another huge long one. He doesn't even eat broccoli in this. He just said it'll give you bad gas And it tells the story Gassy farts like to talk to me Gassy farts at a funeral

It was terrible I farted as we walked around to observe the casket And everybody had to walk into my gassy cloud of farts I tried to fan the farts away But an elderly woman caught me and said So you're the one who's got the place smelling like egg salad What did you eat, sunny boy? Here's a comment here

My broccoli fars are warm and stink like eggs. It's F-A-R-R-A-R-A-Posophie S. Ha-ha, I had to laugh when I saw this list, but yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night. I rip ads every time I eat this. Broccoli, the shooting machine. Not going to have it in my dinner anymore.

I am firing like an idiot. My ex used to blow me away at night. Here's my gross dude's back I'm gassy and sitting here Tuting up the break room He's back The king returns He's always in the break room

Looking at this list They're just farting Oh fuck Gassie and sitting here Tuting up the break room Number 10 Or number nine is pizza Hold on the second page

I've had a comment on the second page I've heard a comment I fart too much due to my unhealthy obsession with pizza and that's from pizza guy I do fart and smelling Italy

absolutely disgusting All right Number 10 soft drinks A bunch of grossed ones in a row here I've never I've never farted after drinking soda. We just got to get through these gross dude soft tracts.

It doesn't make me fart, but gives me the burps. Don't chug it before a game. Imagine playing fullback in a football game while blocking players while you had a case of the burps. It also gave me a really bad case of the hiccups the whole game. As I was blocking, all everyone heard the entire game was my hiccups. I had a big burp. I was throwing my blocks.

Then the second one, not only does Pepsi make a fart a lot, It makes me belch really loud. That's why I am known as the belching blocking back. All the running back has to do is follow the sound of the fart or the belts coming from me to know where I'm going to block. And he can get the most yards. And the best part is the stink of the fart lingers. I drink Coke before a football game, perfect for a caffeine buzz. But when you're blocking another player and you get hit in the stomach, you're going to belch really loud.

I play fullback and the only job I have is to be a blocking back. And believe me, I belt belch several times a game. There's so much like alliteration here. It's so good, dude. The belching blocking back. The belching blocking bag. Believe me, I belch several times a game. I'm the burpy black.

I'm the biggest baddest. I'm the burping black blocker, and I bust butt every time I block a full butt. When me and my BFF drink fizzy drinks, I wet fart and she burps. They smell terrible. So we taught the class bully a lesson. I farted on his face, and she burped and blowed him for five minutes. Then she held his mouth so I could fart it to it. And the best part, it came out wet.

It was quite mean, but he's tormented everyone and threatened my friends that if I don't kiss him, he'd kick us. She blowed him, dude. She burp and blowed him for five minutes. She burp and blowed. The old burp and blow. I'm that burpee blowing, blocking back. I'm that burp blowing blocking. I'm that bully blowing, belching, burpee, blotting back.

Busting butt buggler. But bubbles. Here's another gross dude comment. I chug two cans of Dr. Pepper, and after letting out a few nice belches, I let several farts fly. Let that thing fly, dude. Yeah, let that thing go. If you love something, let it go. My butt exploded like a time bomb.

Duh, Coke is a soda, frown face. I always drink Mountain Dew and I fart so much I have to go to my room and lock the door until it doesn't smell anymore. You're running away from the fart. Dude, number 11 is cabbage and it starts with the same comment as from broccoli

but just with broccoli replaced with cabbage. And Survivor 101 replies, dude, you're not fooling anyone. I read number seven. You have pat... That's a cicada 3301 test is if you notice that. pass Survivor 101. You're moving on to the next round. Number 19 is green beans.

Only one comment. It says, don't make me fart. I don't know if that's them saying that green beans don't make them fart or it's a threat. Please don't make me fart green beans. Don't make me fart. The comments on refried beans, Jesus Christ. Should we just read through these before the end? There's so many long ones. Yeah, which one is it? Number 14. Look at these. I think these have to all be grossed. It's not number one. No, wait, there's a lot of gross dude also on chili. Okay, let's read that.

Okay. Are you chili or refri-pid beans? Let's do chili because these are grossed dude. I own a cleaning service. Wait. What? What? And one night I had to clean bathrooms at a restaurant after they closed.

Since I knew it was going to be late night, I had a dinner later in the evening, and I had made veggie chili. When I do a job, I worked by myself. By the time I got to the restaurant, the gas was starting. As I was cleaning the first stall, I ripped a huge fart, it stunk really bad. I pretty much tooted the whole time I was cleaning, and the toot smelled pretty much like what I ate,

and the smell lingered. Yeah, lingered like a damn lost soul, if you know what I'm saying. I had chili for lunch before I went outside. I saw some wood. I was working for a few minutes before it kicked in. My girl came out to see how I was doing. First thing that happened was I felt a good belch coming up, so I let it rip, and then another belch came up,

and then it was all farts after that, and they smelled real bad. Why did he have to say he saw some... Oh, I'm a fucking idiot. He's sawing wood. He always saws wood. I know. He saws wood. He plays the baritone sacks. I thought he said he saw it physically. Not only am I a baritone saxophone player, but I also am a drummer.

The people in the pet band are happy about that because the way I was farting tonight because of the veggie chili I had for dinner. Someone was like, now the crowd can smell your ass instead of us. Believe me, that seat stunk after I was sitting on it. Wait, this is not gross dude, but is this, is this like a thing? This is the second time this is referred to in this list. A sorority wanted to find a guy who had the loudest and worst smelling farce. So I went over for the contest.

I had vegetarian chili so I could definitely win. This is gross dude, yeah. I won easily, so they used my butt one night. I ate it. So they used my butt? I used my butt one night. I ate a ton of it. And all the new pledges had to see how long they could sniff my ass.

ass. Well, I farted constantly and stink up the room. Believe me, most of the girls were so grossed out by how bad they stunk. He went to the sorority with this plan. I'm going to get so late after this. Here's another comment from him. My fart stinks so bad from the chili that my girl told she'd rather listen to me belch after dinner. I had chili for dinner, and now I can't stop tooting.

too big it's almost bedtime and I still have gas God yes Chili is king Wait I'm sorry I'm sorry I just want to keep reading

Bean burrito number 25 Being a college student means you don't make the best dietary decisions I was constipated And I thought having a couple of bean burritos Would do the trick I was wrong

It did give me gas And throughout the whole jazz band Concert the Barry Sacks Wasn't the only thing making noise While I was playing I could feel my tummy rumble and then feel the fart blast out, and I could smell how bad it was. I continued playing and farting the entire time.

My girlfriend was playing next to me. When I got home, I was still farting like crazy, and my girl was like seriously. Here's one that's definitely gross, dude, but it doesn't say it. I own a cleaning service, and I just hired a girl who's a friend of mine who lost her job when Toys R Us went out of business. She's a pretty brunette with a huge butt. We're getting ready to clean houses when she tells me that she ate refried beans at the Mexican restaurant, and she has gas. As soon as we went into the house, her tummy starts rumbling, and a couple minutes later, as she's cleaning a toilet, I hear a huge fart come out from where she's working, and then right after she ripped another one. Then I was hit by the smell of them.

They really stunk, but she's the best toilet cleaner I have, and I'm willing to put up with her farting problem. So we're going to be cleaning houses, and I'm willing to put up with her big smelling booty with a gas problem. Hey, if you're going to work with a good-looking college girl, you've got to put up with the fact that she farts like a dude. Dude, and they stink. Okay. Can I read one last comment? Yeah. Okay, this is under number 54.

Lamb. Every time I eat it, I can fart for England. And they always smell like dog food. Yum. Okay, folks. That's the episode. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. I'm gonna cry. Okay, bye. Bye.