Podcast About List - Ep. 136 - The Twisted Mind and Clever Ideas of a Gangster

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. All right on the list. You're a crap monster. Ooh. Okay, say the whole thing again. Right about, right about no. Okay, so basically Patrick is, I want to get this out in the way. No.

Patrick is not, Patrick is not a pedophile. We want to say that right at the top. I'm not, I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I really hate when you guys do this. And there's a big butt here. He wishes he was. No.

He wishes he was. He wishes he had the, he wishes he had the balls. The gumption. I hate when you guys do this because then we get a million fans. You don't like that. You don't like a pedophile? In the discord, making those jokes. I don't like it.

It's not a joke, dude. You're not a pedophile? You think that's a joke? Oh, is that a joke? No. For me to say you're not one? No. Fuck you.

You know what you're doing. I'm not doing anything. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I have no idea what I'm doing. Did you a lot of money, Patrick? Is that what you hate us doing? Did we even decide on the list? We were sending squeezy pictures to each other. No, we did. We did decide on the list. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil the list. All right. Scroll up to the top of the chat. It's that easy. I win. It's the first one. Don't read out loud because I know you like to do that. All right. Today, I went to the gym for the first time in like a month and a half. And since then, it's

it eight hours ago since then my balls have been completely receded into my body that's a symptom of COVID I don't know I don't think so I don't think it's that I don't think that's a symptom that's a COVID symptom it's not no no it's not I think I think I think no it's not no it's actually where the name COVID because it's your your balls get COVID by your skin they get COVID up I they're always COVID by my skin. So you've always had it? I mean, I have ball sack skin. Yeah. Is that so crazy? I mean, it's not crazy. It just means you have it. I don't. Oh, it's so fucking stupid. That was so stupid. I think it's my body's way of, like, getting ready for battle or something. Yeah, you have like a, you have, you have a condition called tortoise penis. I do not have a tortoise's penis. I think that my, yeah, I think it was like lifting heavy weights.

my really heavy weights we're talking like 80s 80 pounds yeah i tried to 80 grams 80 grams in high school i tried to lift i tried to lift the uh i tried to lift something i realized i couldn't even lift the bar that's pretty bad yeah that's pretty bad yeah i had such a weak upper body i don't think i could do it now honestly no on my on my walk home i like notice them in my body and i was like this would be the perfect time to be like attacked or mug or something, because you imagine how scary it would be to kick someone in the balls and they just keep walking towards you. They're just

like completely unfazed. Yeah, just like a bullet bouncing off a Superman. They're just like walking towards you so slowly. I don't know, maybe I'll keep them up there. Maybe I'll tape them up there. That's why you should just wear a cup at all times. No, I don't need

any more accessories. I already have my jewelry. You should get, oh man, you should get like cameo, you know, that like the red cod piece. The app and do pictures of my balls on it? No, no, no, no, no, no, Camio from the 80s. It was like a, they sing that word up.

It's like, oh, pretty ladies around the world. It got a weird thing to, you know that song? No. Yeah. Well, he's got, the guy from Cameo has like a red, he wears like these leather pants and like a big red codpiece. It looks, they look sick. Cod pieces should come back in style, like a big, like, jewel-encrusted, like, armor.

What's a cod piece? Like, it goes on your, on your, Give you one guess, Caleb, based on what we're talking about. Is it a wiener holder? Yes. Is it some sort of sachet for your penis? It's like an armor cup. Wait, look at this guy.

Look at this picture of this guy. I don't want to look at this. No, you're going to show me a man's wiener. No, this is what we should get into. Okay, that's actually beast mode. Yeah, that guy looks so cool. I mean, he looks... He matched the hat to the hat to the codpiece.

You have to have a fucking powerful penis to have it lock. up like that. Imagine the hat to the cod piece is genius, too, because then a mugger's going to come up to and go, I should kick him in the balls and get confused and try and kick you in the head. Yeah, it's like a boss battle. Exactly. It's a boss battle with two.

It can trade. It's like eye spots, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you would think that those would be your weak spots as a boss, but not if that's a hardened ball sack holder. If I was a boss, I would paint the strongest part of my body red. That's a really good point, actually. Yeah.

Because then you fool the hero. Yeah. The hero that is fighting you, you can fool them into hitting your kneecap or something. What's the hardest part? Your wieness. That's what you do. You make your wieness red. No, no, no, no.

Getting hit in the elbow sucks. Not if they pinch it, though. Not compared to your glowing sacred heart. Yeah, it deals a thousand damage when it's true. The hero's special attack is to pinch you. Yeah. And so what you do is you have to do. The hero's a crab.

Yeah. Yeah, you paint your wieness. Yeah, you say, go ahead. I'm invincible. See? try my elbow and then he'll pinch you and go fuck i just give up dude you can take her i'm guessing that you have a it's a crab princess his crab wife you know you guys know that the crab the crab cutting the crayfish in half yeah one of the best things of all time yeah probably like the coolest

video ever yeah i wish that there was when i was a kid i believed in giant crabs because my brother told me that there were giant crabs in japan no no no not like spider crabs he told me that There were, like, giant, like, Volkswagen beetle-sized crabs that sometimes if you were swimming on the beach in Japan, they would walk up onto the shore and cut people in half. I believe it. I did for a really long time. I also thought that... Yeah, until last year.

Yeah. I also thought that Ron Jeremy and Tony Clifton were the same guy for a really long time. Yeah, I wasn't a very smart kid. You know, it's weird. You said that because you said it was a green room, and I was watching that. That's, I don't know how, it came up in my recommendation, so I watched it, the Bo Burnham on Green Room. And Ron Jeremy's in the background of that clip. Yeah, and then Tony Clifton is in a different one.

And I think he says the N-word and they kick him out. Oh, man. Yeah. Which is such a funny thing to do, like, that guy who's, he's like trying to carry on in Andy Kaufman's legacy. And he's like, I'll go to the Bo Burnham taping of Green Room, say the N-word and get kicked out. That's going to be so epic, dude. That's such swag. comedy, Bob Zmuda made, like, his entire autobiography about Andy is, like, mostly just, like, fabrications.

Like, it's just mostly just him, like, oh, yeah, me and Andy Kaufman, actually, we started wrestling women because, uh, we were horny. Yeah. You know what, I believe, you know what, actually, that one, yeah, I think that's probably the most believable thing ever. There's no way that could be true. Yeah, that was, I think that one's real. There's no way that Andy Kaufman has some weird ideas about women. That shouldn't be possible. He said that he like

What's the fucking guy's name? I don't know if it's David Mamet Or somebody who wrote something like Bob's Muda said he was like a script He worked with somebody And would record like his audio Or audio to get dialogue for movies And it was just him going up to people

And confronting them I don't remember who it is But it's like I didn't make up a lot of that shit though Yeah Yeah he made up a ton of that shit Like in the man on the moon movie When Andy goes to a fucking wherever and gets like crystal healing done on his cancer.

Oh, yeah. That shit rules. Just making that up. Just being like, yeah, also he had a magic, a magician doing his cancer surgery. He went to Thailand to get magic cancer surgery. Yeah. Like, I mean, that would be cooler than pretty much anything Andy Kaufman ever did. But I don't think he actually did it.

You guys don't think Andy Kaufman used magic at all? I think he used magic on the stage. He was definitely a sorcerer. So you're backpedaling now on this one? No, he was a laugh sorcerer. He, yeah, I'm backpedaling. Yeah, he was a sorcery. He was actually a real-life sorcerer.

Yeah. And he cast spells on all those women. He had to take locks of their hair to use in his cult. Exactly. That's why he had to get so close to, with wrestling that he stole their hair. And then he cloned them. Yep. Yep.

And that's how he also survived. And that's how women were created. Yep. And then he, he, he uploaded his brain. He uploaded his brain to Lisa Lamper. Pinelli. Mm-hmm. And that's actually him.

Yeah. I was making myself laugh earlier. I was like, no one's home, so I was like just... You were tickling yourself. I was tickling with, yeah. No, I was thinking about Rod Serling, just like introducing two girls one cup. Imagine a world. Imagine, if you will.

Two women in a Brazilian, in a Brazilian home. Making out on a couch when suddenly one of them stands up and squats over a cup. What happens next? will shuck in the twilight zone just like the whole thing

is just like and also he like he stays in the frame for the entirety of the thing Jesus Jesus

Christ oh Christ I mean it's disgusting I mean that's just wrong but it has a world a world where

chocolate ice cream is not always as it seems Oh, fuck. Man, just him in front of, like, any of those, like, shock videos from, like, 2008 is really good. Yeah. I love those shock videos. I may have said this before, but it's funny that they just went from, like, like, the first shock videos were, like, people just having gay sex.

Yeah. And then, like, a couple weeks later, it was, like, people getting beheaded. Yeah. And then they were like, these are the same thing. It's so shocking. Right, because it's a gamble. You go through that, it was it, LOL shock.com,

you go through that website, and it's like, like, Walk the Dinosaur was on there, and Walk the Dinosaur is a 3D animation of two T-Rex's 69ing. And then, like, under that is, like, two guys, one hammer, which is just a stuff video.

Yeah. Yeah, I just be like, oh, fuck, I don't want to watch these shocking videos. Oh, the worst is like the, oh, what's that? one where she put the uh well there's tub girl but then there's the other one there's i i feel like the worst one is one guy one jar yeah which is that somewhere between gay sex and murder that's yeah i honestly can't tell which one to put it in yeah it's both

violent and somehow gay there's just one guy how i forget how does the jar break in his ass doesn't does he break it himself i think a guy he shoots it with a gun He shoots a gun into his... Yo, what in the blazes? Marm it! And he shoots himself in his ass. And then, tragically, the glass explodes. And it cuts his asshole up.

What if he's an opera singer? He has the jar in his ass and he just goes, Oh! He had so much... He was... he had so much pleasure at the time that he didn't know what to do other than moan opera yeah he's trying to hit the world's highest note dude yeah oh actually the real thing is that he he had been doing it with like like beer cans and stuff and he just had the strongest

ass ever he was crumpling him up and then he just accidentally did it with the with the glass jar he didn't realize what he was doing it like kids who can eat cigarettes at parties exactly yeah i try to eat them all bro red and then they go to the hospital i got in a party being like yo check this out, just pulling his pants down and taking a beer, everyone just leaves the room. Just hammering a beer bottle into his ass. And for my next trick. Yeah, we hired this magician

for Tyler's birthday. God, I don't even know what kind of tricks he was. Man, I thought people would like this. I learned everything I know from Mac to Marco. Oh, fuck. I finished the Sopranos, finally. Yeah. I finished it and, uh, I, what are you going to do now?

I don't know. I tried watching, like, all the, like, behind the scene stuff to get, like, more of the show, but I can't do it because James Gandalfini's real voice is too bad. Yeah. I was also... I loved playing Tony Soprano. And to have, like, the coolest guy ever have that voice is such a bummer. You've never seen in the loop? No, I've never seen anything. It's so fucked up when, like, to have that moment of clarity that you realize, like, every, like tough guy or like soldier in a movie was like a theater kid yeah exactly yeah just being

realizing that you were like so easily fooled yeah is like the acting actually i i've always thought i was impervious to acting yeah you also thought you were impervious to baby yoda i did think i was impervious to baby yoda uh nobody that i his his pull was too strong but james gandolphini that was such a blow dude i was like i could there was points in that show where i was like i'd fuck this ugly fucking fat guy and then to hear him be like well to get into the role i really had to fucking think about pita like that's such a disappointment i was i was doing i mean i i i did so i just talked to myself today because i had nobody around and i was doing uh james gandolphini reacting to two girls one cup like tony soprano i don't know i don't know why did you

watch any video today maybe i watched two girls one cup when i woke up Just sitting there just like, well, look at these fucking two girls. Where do they fuck it? You're telling me they're going to poop into a fucking cup. Disgusting. Okay. Any other celebrities that you thought about watching two girls one cup? Jimmy Stewart.

How about John F. Kennedy? Jimmy Stewart? Yeah. What did that sound like? I don't remember. No, wait. Now wait just a minute. Wait just a minute.

You get away from that cup right now, ma'am. Wait just a moment. What are you doing? That's not for eating. That's for the bathroom. There we go. Anybody else, Squidward? I don't know.

Spongebob. Spongebob, they're eating poop again. Mr. Crabs, they're eating poop. Mr. Crabbs, SpongeBob and Patrick are eating poop in the bathroom. Ard, it's ice cream, me boy. You're too easily tricked. I'm cutting back on costs. It's the new crusty.

crab ice cream is poop. Yeah, dude. A damn crappy poopie. Oh, what the hell. Yeah, sir. No, sir. That's nasty. I'm trying to think about poop less.

Yeah. That's my New Year's resolution. It's a little late starting in March. For that. Yeah. From now to next March, I'm going to think about poop. Chinese New Year? It was like two weeks ago, right?

That's my Chinese New Year resolution is to think about Poop less. What's the next new year? The Caleb New Year. It's March 1st. Yeah, and I started. What animal year is this? I found out the other day I'm Year of the Ox. I thought that was so badass. This is the Beatle.

The coolest year for me is a Ox. You think an ox? Is cool? Dude, oxes are cool as shit. A cow? No, it's like a bull, right? What do you think a bull is? The cow is a girl and a boy.

and a bull is a boy. Yeah, you're right. I can't believe that you said that completely earnestly. No, it's a bull. I think ox isn't that bad, but I mean, when you got like tiger or dragon. Dragon is great, dude. It's cool that they can do a made-up animal.

In ox is tenacious and industrious, and dependable, and authoritative. It's crazy. that. Yeah. Wow. I just found that. I just found that out in my mind.

I don't think you would think any of those things if you met an ox. What do you mean? I think you'd think this is a very stupid animal. Yeah, this is a stinky animal that could be... The smell would be the first thing I think about. I could drive this animal off of a cliff with peanut butter. This is a fucking... This is not a smart, witty animal.

I don't know about that. I do love those Chinese... You can put... It'll be like, the snake is sarcastic. Yeah. It's like, it's a snake. You are stupid. Well, the snake was being sarcastic when he was talking to Adam and Eve.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, totally don't eat the apple. Yeah, it'll suck. Oh, that apple's so bad. Yeah. God'll definitely make you not be naked anymore. Ooh. Dude, I'm Year of the Tiger, I just found out.

Oh. I'm eye of the tiger. Better watch out. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. My mom told me when I was a kid She was like, yeah, if it wasn't for Adam and Eve We could all just be naked I was like, I don't want that, dude

I don't want to fucking be seeing me I don't want someone to look at my fucking Tootsie Roll penis Yeah, what the hell, dude I don't want anybody seeing Like this, my ball's secret That I told you guys, that's mine I have the choice whether or not to say that

You and 8,000 people Exactly, yeah You gotta give it up for nudists, I guess I mean, it's crazy that somebody can be that comfortable. Yeah, nude beaches, it is funny that nude beaches, your idea... Why do they only exist in France? Because they're French or perverts? Because they're fucking, yeah, they're freaks.

What do you mean? They also don't only exist. I think there's some in America, but they're private beaches. Yeah. They're like owned by, like, Freak Nudis who are like, I want to go here. Yeah. And they walk around. They're owned by, like, naked Waco people.

Yeah, because if you own it, like, you can be as nasty as you want to be on that beach. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like the ATF rating a nude beach. They would have to be nude too because how else would they sneak up? Exactly. They couldn't get to the beach.

Yeah, the bouncer would stop them. Right. I'm sorry. You're going to have to take off all this SWAT gear. This is a nude-only beach. The bouncer is just the guy with the biggest wiener. The only police officer that could take down a nudist colony is Robo Cup. Mm-hmm.

True. Because he's got wet right in his box. Strip him down to just be the brain. Yeah. You'd have to take off all the metal. Like when C3PO doesn't have like the plating on, that's what they'd have to do, the Robocop. Yeah. Yeah, that was very fucking weird in Phantom Menace.

I don't want to see this boy's veins. Right. You know, it did look cool. I will take that back. I am backpedaling on that. He doesn't have a penis too. Like, you should have a penis as a guy. As a robot.

As a robot? Come on. Where else is the oil going to come out? Yeah, exactly, yeah. Yeah, when you do the funny gag where you're, like, peeing on something, where is the oil going to come from? Right. It doesn't make any sense. You have to have, like, a USB stick down there.

You're telling me a guy named C3PO, don't have no pino? It probably comes out of his mouth. No. They've got to put a penis in C3PO's mouth? Well, I don't think he has a hole anywhere else. His eyes aren't even holes. He's got a hole in his belly. Why does he have an exposed midriff?

I never understood that. Why does C3PO showing off his belly? robot that's like the whole thing his whole thing he doesn't have clothes though it's not like he has an exposed midriff he has plating he wears a suit yeah he wears metal he wears a tuxedo are you remembering this wrong are we thinking of different robots he wears a funny tuxedo and he's a he's the waiter he's the or the major deep i see what you mean by an exposed midriff now i get it yeah that is weird yeah why does he have that yeah there's no reason for that.

I guess it's so he can bend over for R2D2 if you know what I'm sorry. Oh shit. You did not just say that. Oh hell no, but you're not wrong though. Oh hell no,

but you're not wrong though. I will say the droids in the Mandalorian big downgrade from the, you don't like the IG 88? Are the IGRAs is what that means? IG8 is a specific one that's in the...

The bounty droid that, like, spins around and shoots. Yeah, that's the IG. That one's kind of cool, yeah. Those are, so those are based off of the... Then there's one that's voiced by Richard Ayawade. Yeah, which one's... What now?

How do you pronounce this name? Iowade. Oh, okay. I don't know. Caleb is just being mean for no reason. I'm sorry, I'm being so mean, my bad. I'm being so mean and rude. The one, the one that pilots the Bill Burr's ship.

Oh, is that... That's not an IG droid. Hold on. What's his name? One second. Bill Burr. I haven't seen it in a while. I don't know why he's in that show.

Who? Bill Burr. It's so bizarre. It's so fucking. It's like the worst episode ever. Oh, yeah. It's Bill Burr and the devil. Yeah, yeah.

A fucking bizarre episode. So weird. That Bill Burr comes back, too. Not as a, not to spoil anything. I know you stop it. There's like, yeah, out of all the characters have introduced so far, we're going to bring Bill Burr back. He's the one who needs more. screen time. You know that he definitely got

along with that brick brick house lady pretty well. Oh, Jesus, Serrano? Dude, they were fucking chilling. They were both smoking cigars and blow jobs. They were talking in the green room, just like two comics. I bet she has a bigger clit than his penis.

What the fuck? Yeah, I bet she has a big extendo clit. Seriously. She got a banana clit. Don't say that. She does, dude. Damn, I was looking at pictures from that episode. I forgot they had like a, I had like, I had like Rick Rubin.

Wait, that was him? No, I don't think that's him, but I know you're talking about that. Yeah, I just have a big fat guy with a giant beard, too. What a great spread of character. We started talking about droids, and I just got hyper-focused on droids. Yeah, I should know better. We've been doing this too long for me to realize, like, I should not ever bring up anything like that. You mentioned what, like, what droid Richard Iiwada plays, and then I was like, oh,

yeah, that's like, that's the same one as Zuck is. You should never bring up, like, the 15th most important part of a movie that Patrick is seen, because that is, he will talk about that for an hour, completely uninterrupted. It's fucking crazy. It's such a bizarre skill that you have. And you've memorized all of them. You have an encyclopedia of things that nobody except you cares about, and you tap into it. You go into a Sherlock Holmes Mind Palace, and you think about, like, like, uh,

Well, Artie Bucco's restaurant, the menu is actually not technically an Italian restaurant. You just know all this weird, stupid shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and it's why I hate you so much. You don't hate me. You don't hate me. Look at that, dude. Come on.

Go on. You don't hate me. You are so pretty right now. Please say you don't hate me. I don't hate you. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

I despise you. Oh! Yes! No. Yes, dude. Okay, I don't. I don't. I was kidding.

It's so, I'm still looking at pictures. I'm still looking at pictures from the prison heist episode. And it's so funny that. You didn't like that? I loved that. I hated it, dude. I really liked it. The Clancy Brown Satan, it's like, he's also just like fat.

Yeah. Like, so, no, I was just, dude, I fucking caught myself about to explain why he looks like that. He looks like that because he's played by Clancy Brown I oh man I was about to explain like Oh well that's a race from the can'tina in episode You were yeah you were about to but you didn't do it Luckily you didn't say anything about episode four

God fucking he is uh Yeah I just didn't like that Cause it may at least make Bill Burr fucking do a voice Yeah exactly like don't make him just he's just doing this Like I'm just expecting him He's just from Boston Yeah He doesn't like every other character

introduced in that show is like oh this person has like some like really cool trait about them and bill burrs is just like oh he has a robot gun on his back yeah just like i kept expecting him to be like talk about like traffic or something in the middle of it you know what i mean but it or i don't know just making i got fucking socks tickets what are you doing he's just walking he should he they should have fucking just put him on tattooing and let him walk around to just comment on everybody yeah yeah yeah like that like that Hampton beach Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

We got two fucking droids here. Yeah. Oh, this fucking Wado. I'll say it. Women shouldn't be Jedi. I'll say it. I don't trust Toydarians. I don't know why.

I'm not going to... I can say that. I'm married to one. To a Toydarian. My fucking kids. Half to Diodarian. Yeah, whatever. Look, I just.

tried, I tried Jedi mind tricks on my kids. It didn't work. Louis C. doing a bit about his Toyarian daughter. Yeah. My Toyarian daughter's a fucking cunt or something. I don't know. They should make one of those fucking stand-up sitcom shows about the Star Wars universe. Yeah.

Like they should make the fucking, like Pete Holmes one. Yeah. Can you imagine? It could be, it could still be called crashing, right? But it's about. But they're crashing spaceships. Oh, my God. Yeah.

I just had a heart attack. That's so pretty. Wow. That's so pretty. He crashes a Corellian Corvette or something. And then he's like, oh, now I'm homeless. Now I got to do stand-up at the fucking canteen. I don't think he, like, crashes his car in the show.

No, I know. We're not. We're not. We're talking about spaceships. You're right. You're right. Don't fucking, don't lose the vision of this goddamn show. It's a really good idea for a show.

Okay. So Pete Holmes. Everybody's favorite leading man Yep Yep And then He's a Gungan too He's a Gungin

Perfect yeah That makes perfect sense Mm-hmm He has a Gungan He has a Gungan attitude He kind of is real life Jar Jar Jarre Binks Yeah

Just like everybody hates him Just because of the weight dogs Yeah And then he does stand-up comedy In different places In the different canteenes Hey I gotta go do five minutes on Dantuin.

Can you guys give me a ride? He gets a ride all the way to Dantuin to do five minutes. Yeah. Yeah, likely story, buddy. That's the thing. He's like, oh, there's going to be some agents. What is this Pete Holmes voice I'm doing?

I don't think I've ever seen or seen Pete Holmes or heard him talk ever once in my life. He looks like... He looks like John Ritter's son. He kind of looks like white slimer. If I had to give you a

approximation, but like seven feet tall. It's really a terrifying. Floating white... Yeah. He has like Slimer's entire body is like Pete Holmes's head. Okay.

Yeah, like the whole, like the shape and the features, like that's kind of his thing. He's also always drooling and he like loves watching people fuck his wife or something. Is that him or I thought that was Thomas Middletch? They're all into that, dude. All those fucking improv freaks love

fucking having people fuck their wives. Because it's a scene. Exactly, yeah. They're throwing out suggestions the whole time. You're right. That's a good point. They're saying toothbrush and the guy runs to the bathroom, it grabs the toothbrush. Thumb and a rash.

Go for it. Yeah. And the guy's like, can we not have inappropriate suggestions, please? You're being a bad partner right now. You're being a really bad. Right. All they're doing, they're just really trying to do a C. Yeah.

Oh, hey. I saw you were. You're eating pussy. Mind if I join? Running across the stage, like, when they come. Oh. I hate disgusting people.

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Pat-o. What? Three? Three? Yeah. It says a nickname for Patrick pulled from try in the name. Because T.R. It's crazy.

I know that's what I'm saying. Wow, dude. These are, I mean, again, I'm not going to, I'm not going to argue with the experts. Here, Pate? What the fuck is Pate? Pate, dude. Pate's Pate from now on. Patch? I mean, we use that one already. Whoa, when you search Cameron, the first result is 30 plus ideal nicknames for Cameron. Second result is 100 plus creative nicknames for tall people. Whoa.

No. good for you you're making that up you edited the html i didn't edit anything you searched it yourself right now let's get let's get into the element you guys don't want to hear my nickname let's get into this fucking don't care about your nicknames well now i actually do want to hear no it's okay i do that my friends didn't care about me we can just move to the list no i hold on because i i'm sick of calling you cameron yeah that's right there's nothing else you call ron ron ron this my dad's name cams all right ron c m ron c m ron C.M. C.M. Cammie. Camster. Cammo. Camelicious. Cammy bear. Cammy cakes. Camelicious might be good, dude. Cameroon. Cameroon. Cramarone. Cramaroon. A fun nickname for Cameron. A fun nickname for the African country Cameroon.

Oh, that's all you, dude. What's up? Cameroon. Yeah, what's up? Camsee. A cool screen name for anyone named Cameron. I'm going to put that on right now. Camas. Oh, okay. A creative name for an amazing friend named Cameron. That's perfect for me. Web cam. That's what I'm looking at.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. Now that I've been owned, I would like to start the list instead of talking about me not having a webcam. Okay, go ahead. Do you need a list of nicknames for gang members? Then you would find this article useful. Growing up, grandma used to say, me and my cubs.

cousin, say to me and my cousin, once the other gang members give you a nickname, there's no getting out. This was her funny way of warning us about the dangers of joining a gang, but she was on to something. Once you have risen to a level where the other gang members have a nickname for you, there's no getting out of the gang because for most gangs, death is the only ticket out of the gang. That's a link. In this article, the phrase death is the only ticket out of the gang. It's a link to a 4-04 on Missouri State.edu. What? In this article, we share a list of badass nicknames for gangsters. These hood nicknames have been compiled from information available on popular gangs around the world.

So they're not fictional names. People actually answer these names. Definition of it. Never ever yelled any of these names out in public. Someone might think you're a gangster and then they might let you rob them. Somebody. That's a good point. My friend growing up told me not to say, I think I called someone Whitey and they said not to say that because

Whitey Bulger could be around. He could, dude. They didn't know where he was for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, no, this was in like 2004. He could have been around. He could have killed you for that. Somebody saved my name.

Yeah. Whitey Bulger just popping up behind the swing set that we were on. Just like, hey, you guys need me. You need to hire me for something. Yeah, he's like Beetlejuice, dude. This is definition of a gangster. There are a few kinds of gangsters. The dictionary definition is a catch-all description of them, though.

I'm not going to read that. Of course, if you think about it, there are as many different kinds of gangsters as there are stars in the sky. This is so beautiful. This is so mystical. And when I say they are not nice people, it's the understatement of the millennium. Did you know that there are 1.4 million gangsters in the U.S.? 33,000 gangs? And these gangs commit 48% of violent crime?

I like the idea that that'd be like a question on the census. Are you a gangster? Are you a gangster? It's not a funny subject, but just so we don't all start crying about it, can you imagine how many nicknames there are for gangsters? Okay, so now this is the different types. I guess, I guess, 100 or plus. 100 plus, yeah.

All right, now let's take a look at the biggest gangs around the world and the nicknames for gang members associated with these groups. Here's the first one is mafia, and the thing says, the blurb here says, first of all, the oldest and baddest, the mafia, or La Cosa Nostra, Our Thing, made glamorous by the godfather and movies of that ilk and colorful criminals like Al Capone, Buxi Segal,

Sam Giancana and Jimmy Hoffa whose body has never been found. I found it. Yeah, I just didn't tell anybody. It was washed up on the beach. It got preserved by the ocean and it got washed up on the beach.

I just found it in my house. I poked it. Mafia nicknames. Joe Banana. That's number one. All right? Off to a great start. I can visualize exactly in my head, the gangster Joe banana.

I know exactly what that mother-the-guy looks like. He wears a yellow suit and a brown hat. Can you visualize Johnny Sausage, though? Oh, Johnny Sausage probably wears a codpiece like cameo. Baby Shanks, and this is one of my favorites so far of these four. Butter ass. Yeah, but. Oh, man.

Butter ass. You fucking. The dudes I used to run with, man. fucking butter ass he had the nicest fucking ass any man any man I've ever seen in my fucking real tough guys back in my day

butter ass bubble butt beautiful buthole amazing ass butthole guy and fuckable butt those are the five

dangerous of our fucking crew was fuckable butt fuckable butt everybody in this town knows Knows Joe the twer You don't want to fuck with Joe the twerker You don't want to fuck with Joey twerks

Joe the twerker used to put a Tommy gun in between his ass And he would shake that thing Until the bullets are flying Butter ass He would spray Bullets as you from his fucking ass We called him that he would sit on a stick of butter That's how they got Bonnie and Clyde

They got Bonnie and Clyde because they had Butter This guy I could sit on a stick of Amish butter, one of those big logs, and make it disappear. Whack, whack, whack, quack. You got to imagine those are brothers, 20 brothers. Yeah, come on, dude. Riddle me this, Mike.

Riddle me this, NYPD. Is it whack-wack to which you speak, or perhaps I am my brother? One of us tells the truth. other holly and the other sits on a stick of butter we don't know whether to nail whack whack or quack quack in this rico case pistol pete that's like yeah pistol pete that's a cowboy that's a cowboy yeah that's just a just a gun and then a guy's name that's not that impressive dagle daren yeah gun gregg yeah m14 Marvin dude that might be a good one tick to pat the cat T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T is one of them.

Uh, horse face. Oh, that one's just mean. Come on, dude. Yeah, that's just, you're just calling your friend ugly now. You guys, I don't like the fucking name you give me. It's not good for myself esteem. What do you mean, poophead? Calling a beating with all five families.

I just want to let you know. I'd like to change my nickname. Me and the boys have been talking. Oh, butterfly, Pete. You're always complaining. Uh, Chi-Chi. That's like a, it's like a Southern Grandma name. Yeah.

Same with Bootsie. Bootsie's like a girl cowboy name. Right. A cowboy, if you will. The owl. The owl, that is good. That's cool. That's like a, that's like a dark villain though.

These last like seven, there's a huge drop off here. Yeah. Yeah, okay, I'm just going to read all these. Sam sings in the night. Chicken. Man, Benny squint, the reluctant prine, 14th Street, Steve, Baldi Dom, Larry Fab, and Shalackhead. I love Chicken Man.

That's a really good one. Chicken Man is what they called Wade Boggs. I don't know who that is. Wade Boggs, he's a baseball player. They called him Chicken Man? Yeah, because he would eat like a rotisserie chicken or something before every, I don't know. I hold on.

Did he moonlight as a mafioso gangster? Maybe he did. His Twitter account is Chicken Man 3010. 3010. It's probably his password too. Yeah, probably. Just hacking into his account. Have you guys seen that Opie and Anthony clip where Rich Voss just gives out the password to his like Facebook account?

No. Where somebody asks him, they're like, what is your thing on Facebook? And he's like, I think it's comedian, 2009. Nate. And they're like, what? That's not your name? Oh, that's your password. And then somebody hacks his Facebook and calls them on air. It's like, yeah, of course that's rich of Austin's fucking password. Anybody over 40, you could just guess their password to everything. It's just their child's name. Yeah, one, two, three. Or their profession and a year, I guess. Yeah. Wade Boggs used to eat a whole chicken before every game. That can't be good. That's his superstition. I don't know. How old was

he? I don't know, dude, Wade Boggs was fucking sick. Wade Boggs would, he, like, I guess he drank, well, it's an always sunny episode where they, they said that he drank like 72 beers on a plane. I mean, how long is this trip, though? Right, I don't know. It's 72 days. I think it was Boston to L.A. or, like, Philly to L.A. Something like that's a lot of beers. Yeah. Yeah, that's too many beers for a five-hour flight. Maybe he's my favorite baseball player ever. I've needed one for a while. Yeah, he drank he drank 60-something beers, he says.

Okay, next up is the Russian Mafia. Well, I'd say the name of it. Oh, the Russian Mafia. Svonsfeskaya Bratma. Snor-Slezka is Brutvsky. Sony

Sony Nintendo Xbox PlayStation. Cousin, Nico. I'm over for breakfast. Going to Russia and just going to Hoobu just going. Boston Red Sox. Bost in Red Sox. Lido Shuffle.

A little in stitch. Bresht. Borsht. Poop. Yeah, I do speak. Russian Commerfully completely. Number one Russian mafia

nickname is that guy. Bondar. Max, Tarzan, Biba. I'm guessing it's Biba. Biba. Bita. Call you. Yeah, call you later. Yeah.

Quiet Godfather. They just stole the godfather and just added quiet. It's like a Wu-Tang name generator name. Yeah, yeah. The quiet godfather. Yeah, my name, my mob name is crazy Scarface.

I'm awesome Al Capone. I'm the head of the Russian mafia. Tonkscu Tom, Lord Lennon. That's pretty scary. Hosa, stealing from JZ. Yeah. It's with a Z. They took the V out of JZ's name and took it and put it into Hova.

What? What? I'm Ed Hosa. I don't fucking know, man. Mussolini. That's Italian. A leak the Greek. Yeah.

A leak the Greek, the Mussolini, the Italiani. Pat wants to leak a Greek. Maybe. That's right. You want to leak a Greek? Yeah, I do. Georgian, Taro. That's a bubble tea.

Baca, Baca. Baca. I think they just said that one because it was fun to say. Otero... Most these are in fucking Russian. What the hell? Lasha Rostovsky, Grandpa Hassan,

Shagro Jr. Sagro Jr. Hey, you think Shagro Jr. is bad. Wait till you mean fucking Shagro. Yeah, this guy's a savage, dude. None of these are that good, honestly. These are really bad. Russia... Russia low-key fell off.

Well, the problem is that most of them are in Russian. If they had had English names, Right, if we put the translation next to it. The translation of Bebo, which is probably like bouncing ball. Yeah. That would be a cool name. That's pretty scary, yeah. That is really scary.

That must have been hard for them when they would, when like American media would cover Russian mafia goings on and do the translations. Yeah. They'd be like, uh, uh, uh, hungry Steve today is responsible for the murder of a czar. They have czars there, right? I think they still do. Is a czar a human, or is that a different creature? A czar is kind of like a guy. Is it a ghoul?

It's a type of Russian spirit that lives in a doll. It's like a king from the waist up and then like a, like a phantom form from the waist down, right? It looks like, it looks like worm tongue from Lord of the Rings. Okay, very greasy and evil. So that's a czar. Mm-hmm. All right, I'd be scared of going to Russia because of those guys. Yeah, there's such too many czars.

hanging out. Yeah, and my brain I, anytime somebody says, Zahar, I just imagine like a Fallout 3 ghoul. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The next group, uh, next one is Far East Gangs. Mm-hmm. Um, which, and this one says,

I couldn't find any Chinese gangster nicknames, but I found the gangsters, and it's just names of Chinese Yeah. It's just shit. One of them's name is Y-Zuman. One of them is Henry Fuck. Yeah. Henry Foss.

Zhu Gang Long. These are just, yeah, those are just Chinese names Icey Wiener, what are these names? Hugh Jass Wait, hold on Look at the fucking blurb at the bottom These men were all tried for serious crimes Like rape, murder, drug trafficking, racketeering, and robbery

You don't want one of these sweethearts As your best buddy There aren't even nicknames These are just names So these are seven guys This is kind of a list within the list where it's like, these are nine guys that you don't want to be friends with. Yeah.

Here's my buddy. His nickname's Charles Huang, but his name's Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert. I said the first name that popped in my head. Yeah, you were thinking about Adam Lambert all day, won't you? I was thinking about his music. Yeah, I bet. His song's a queen.

He's the greatest rock god of all time. What's that song? He said, what do you want from me? I've never heard an Adam Lambert song. That was a bang on those, like, one of those, like... He's an American Idol winner. Tabloid celebrities that, like, you've never heard of except for in the grocery store when you're checking out. Oh, wow, look what he looks like.

He looks amazing, dude. He looks like something else. He's the, he's like the frontman for Queen now. Like, it's Queen and Adam Lambert. He looks exactly like the guy who hosts Inkmaster. Dave Navarro? Yeah. Similar vibes.

Yeah. He looks like, he looks like the between phase of, like, an animorphs from, like, a hot topic guy to one of those like steroid Iranian guys on Instagram. True. He does, yeah, he looks like he got a chin implant. Yeah, yeah. He probably did, dude.

Maybe, who knows? I'm not, I'm not against those. I think, I think they're awesome. I'm trying to look like Robert Zadar after we watch that fucking No movie. Those are, oh, Robert Zadar is the all-timer, dude. I'm trying to be a maniac cop, baby. I thought, I saw Robert Zadar in some like mystery science theater

3000 thing, you know, I just, I thought he was makeup for so long. And I'm learning that that was his real face was so shocking. He has a condition called cherubism. He has a condition called being fucking cool looking for the rest of his life. And God blessed him so easily. Yeah. All right. The next, oh, no.

African-American gang. So we'll just skip over this. There's, you know, no, I wonder to see this so badly. These are gangs principally associated with ethnic groups, such as the black gangster disciples, vice lords, the crips, the bloods, and the black gorilla family. These mainly started in the fertile grounds of the principal. prison system and the ghettos and inner city slums of major cities they specialize in drug-related crimes oh no bumpy that's what i go with first bumpy bumpy well it's gonna be it's a bumpy

this fucking list uh mickey the cobra yeah big frank nitty stacks parentheses all mafia matters anyone can be named anybody can be named that's like the free space and bingo it doesn't matter what race you are. You can be Stacks. You can be Stags no matter where you're from. You can be a Russian guy named Stax. This one gets progressively worse as it goes. Ace of Spades, Daboss,

Dreads, No. The Prophet, Icebox, and T-Bone, which is my dad's idea of a black guy's name. Yeah, exactly. My dad... At the end of this one says,

excuse me if a couple of these are offensive, but don't suit the messenger. I only found them. My dad, every time he sees a black guy at Walmart, he looks at the name tag expecting T-Bone. He's like, it's probably T-Bone. Here's a Hispanic gangs. Well, these are where the names get really cool. These are the best.

Oh, my God, dude. Mexican gangs have the best. This is how they got the plus of the 100. There's fucking, like, 50 of these. Yeah, they have, they have girl names, too. This is the first one to have girl names. That's so sweet. Women's history months, baby.

We're starting off right. Most of the Latino gangs originated as prison gangs. The Mexican Mafia never set foot in Mexico, they claim. They're not even Mexican. They're just guys. Hispanic gang guy nicknames. Bullet, the coolest one on the entire list so far. Just straight to the point.

Wait, oh, wait until you get further down the list. Yeah, they get so good. Minor. that's a great name for a child gangster yeah yeah it's like a bugsy malone yeah that's that's that's fucking sick just like a just like a eight-year-old with like a full like body suit of like cholo tats oh my i would be scared of minor oh so doesn't osso mean bear uh mr scrappy that is a dog's name yeah that's a puppet's name yeah demon that fuck yeah i think we have a i think we someone's finally beat bullet took four

names to beat bullet. Wait, wait till you get to the next one. Spider? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep. One of the coolest. This is quick, I mean,

sombreros off to the Mexican gangs. These are looking so good right now. Payasso. Don't know what that means. Joker. Joker, it's really good. Can we just, that should be a white gang name. Wait till, wait till you get to the bottom.

Can we have one name? Wait till you get to the bottom of the list. Mr. Cisco. Mr. Cisco. Shorty. Creeper, sniper, Wicked Sniper's so good, dude

Yeah Bouncer, Gizmo Spider with a Y Gizmo is the Yeah, he's the technology gangster Yeah, he's like the The techie ninja turtle

Yeah, he always has like What is that? Is that Donatello? He always has like big green Like tech glasses on And for some reason I guess let him see technology Yeah, uh, tank

Tank Mm-hmm Swit. Tank's got to be a big guy. Yeah. Yeah. No, wait, what if it's a tiny guy? That could be funny. Yeah. Tank is a child. Dude, that's actually a genius idea.

You got to see, it's funny if it's opposite. Swifty. A little loco. Spider, but with a Y. Yeah. Rascal. Rascal's pretty good. Happy. Baby gangster. Baby gangster. That's fucking good, dude.

Spider again. For the third time. Dude, name's so nice. I needed a price, dude. El Chewy, Pop-Boy, like, Popeye, but with an O instead of an E. Montana. Ooh, Big Al. Bonified?

Bonified, dude. Bonified is pretty good. That is such a good one. Paco Magic and Red Rider. Bonafide, he's got a big vat of acid, and he's like, I'm going to dip you in this, and you're going to be bonafide. These are much better super villain names than gangster names, I feel like. Almost all these would work perfectly as a super... Yeah, baby gangster.

Yeah. Uh, these are, these are for this one's, this next was for the girls. Hispanic gangs, gal nicknames. These ones get ridiculous. Little, little tramposo, which cannot be a kind thing to say. Yeah. Sharpies, smileer, smiler, joker, clumsy, shy girl, love shy girl, little puppet, dopey. Little clown. Little clown.

Spooky. What's up, little clown? Spooky, little loco, la giggles, mousy. La giggles. You don't want to mess with my girl, la giggles, dude. She'll fuck you up. Flacco. Chow is like a, that's a vegan cheese.

That's a little creature from Sonic. Oh, yeah. That's right. All right, now we're getting into, these will be some good ones, I think. Yeah. Biker gangs. Oh, man. What?

The one that right after. Biker gangs. What's after Biker Gangs? Let me see. We got to hurry through it. Well, why does it... It fools you here. It says, last but not least,

let's not forget the Biker Gangs. There are many and varied, but they all go under the umbrella name of the one percenters. Isn't that like the... Yeah, what the hell? What the fuck? I want those names, dude.

Those are some cool names. Yeah. They're even assigned military ranks. Aren't... Okay. Women in these gangs have no status. They are the property of one of the gang members. and can be passed around from one member to the other

with the owner's permission, of course. Ugh. I hate that. I hate that so much. These biker gangs aren't as nice as I thought they were. There are also prospects who are hopefuls who want to get into the gangs. They have to do all the dirty, demeaning jobs for about a year, and then they might or might not be allowed to get into the hallowed ranks.

Names of the gangs are, of course, Hells Angels, Pagans, Mongols, Outlaws, Banditos, Sons of Silence, Vagos, Cossacks, and other lesser-known ones who are just as evil and nasty. All of these names are just borderlands names. Right. Yeah, definitely. Handel bars. That's my biker gang. My biker name is seat.

Yeah, that's like a cop trying to infiltrate the biker gang. Yeah, what's your name? What do you go by? And he just like, his eyes dart around. He's like, carburetor. Yeah, motorcycle. I'm motorcycle. And I love.

Wait, hold on. No, you can't be called motorcycle. He's already called motorcycles. Y'all are going to have to race for it. My name is Street. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on, man.

That's already his name. My name is a guy in front of me. That's my name. My nickname is Stanley. My name's dirt. We already have dirt. My name's boots. We have a boots too.

Okay. What about dirty boots too? We got three of those. Why do you have three? Different types of boots. We got Chelsea boot. All right. My name's Cloud.

My name's Clive. They let my son pick my name. Sip her off. I'm Darth Vader. That's another Sonic name. Chains. Shovelhead. Gears, et cetera.

That's a cool nickname. I know they mean, like, oh, like, we're not going to list the rest. Gears, et cetera, is cool. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera in it, like, meaning that you have more than one nickname. Yeah. So sick. The girl names, uh, bear trap, bad bitch, ginger, tigris, foxy, kiki, black widow, pussy. Yeah, that's a pussy over there.

Kinky, cougar. Wait, why do they call her pussy? No idea. No worth the clue. I haven't looked into it any further. This year's my, my, my bitch her name's hair. Kitty and any other kind of kid. We call her clothing.

Yeah Her name's nose See that there on her face She's named after that there thing All right And then White supremacist gangs They don't even have the names

Yeah this one says White supremacists It just has it Unfortunately I couldn't find any nicknames For these people But I'm sure you can think of a few Yeah here I got one for you Bob Ted

Yeah Hey I got one for you I got one for you right now Donald Trump A. No! Okay. Barack Obama?

This Yeah, I got Morgan Freeman. I mean, these are all white supremacist's name gang gang names. These are made up of all sorts of people in the white community, from trailer trash to PhDs, who all believe in the superiority of white people overall ethnic groups. The most famous of these is the Ku Klux Klan. There are also the Nazi party and the skinheads. That's facts.

I want to skip over. There's got smaller gangs here. But then the next one is, this is fucked up. This is, they have some shots fired here. The next section is gangstas. And it says, gangstas are wannabe gangsters who think they are real criminals. They indulge in petty theft, graffiti daubing, and hurling sexist insults of women. They are despised by the really mean guys.

Gangsters will do, you know. The next section is. Yeah, my gangster names. The next section is my gangster names. If I was a gang member, my name would be Tigris, because a tiger is the biggest, fiercest cat there is, and the most beautiful. You can use gangster and rapper generators on social media. On one of them, my gangster name is Krispy Mama, and my rap name is Smokeboo. Isn't this by the editorial board, supposedly?

This is. This is. This is by Boston Globe. Yeah, one member of the Spotlight team just snuck that in. They have popular gangster rappers, and it's just a list of rappers. Oh, and now, here's a good part. Yeah, yeah, this is what I wanted to get to. This is good. This is a good thing.

This is the plus. Yeah, general tough guy names. So these guys, I'm guessing, are not necessarily gangsters, as the image is just a guy in a suit with sunglasses on. G. Dog. Pee-wee, pit bull, razor, hammer, scarface screwdriver, shaggy, smoke, snake, viper, Teflon, Dawn, Trigger Mike. Trigger Mike is a gangster. name.

Yeah. You're not a tough guy if your name is Cricer-like. Guys, I want to we should skip through this because there's a bunch of comments

that I think we should read. Oh. Oh, hell yeah. Also, it says, in conclusion, if you're searching for gangster nicknames for yourself or for a guy or girl,

I have tried to find every single nickname from every single source I can find, but I seem to have acquired only a very small number of African-American ones. Oh, my God. That's,

and then here's a comment from red ass. They, they, they call me red ass ripper and that there's one directly under it from illegal vibes and it says mine is illegal vibes these are so good dude de shan comments my friends call me bloody the blood and little p replies and my friends call me little p because i look like a small peanut Orbs says, my friends call me death.

And then T says, big menace is mine, and my little brother is Lil Menace. Fabio comments, Jake the Peg. And Hotback Natalie comments, blazing. All right. So if you, no, you can go be a gangster. You'll have a name. You can each get a name. All of our listeners.

I'm going to go twice. Yeah, everyone, nobody used the same name twice. Everybody has to coordinate with yourselves. Yep. I'm going to go with Crazy Caleb. That'll probably be mine when I joined. I probably will go with Demon. I'm going to go with

Caleb and Cameron. What? Those are our names. That's my nickname. Yeah, because we're so tough. Because we're so tough, and that works perfectly as a gangster name. Yeah, because it sounds so cool. I want to change my name now.

Too late. We already locked them all right. You're already Caleb Cameron. The murderous cannonball. No, you're not the murderous can. This stinky pirate. The insane. The darkly evil trickster.

The insane car. The insane clown posse. The unlucky building. The crazy. The. Gravely tough guy. One-eye janitor. The craziest crazy guy.

Ballsack Fred. Darkwing duck. Awesome Batman. All right. Bye y'all. Bye. Awesome Patrick.