Podcast About List - Ep. 138 - Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses, and a bullet for my centaur

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. All the Counts to the Monoliths. You're any crap monster. Okay. Mm-hmm. Thank God you waited, dude. Camma's about to destroy you. Yeah, he's been...

Fucking annoying, dude, every single episode. It's not funny anymore. Fire in his eyes. It still makes me laugh, because I don't have to do any work on it. It's not a good energy to start the episode with. to try and start it by pissing me off. It's not going to be fun for me to do it. Yeah, you're going to...

You should wait till the end of the episode, so I don't have to talk to you anymore when I'm mad at you. This style play is not fun for me. That Travis Baccaro video was so fucking funny, dude. Did you see the one... Did you see the one where he's like... He's doing that grading, like, baby voice, like that horrible fucking, like...

Oh, I'm a little baby! And then he's like, I'm a little baby. Shut up! Shut up! Let the scene play out! I'm a little baby! Yeah. It's actually not fun for me to play in DK mode with the big heads on Tony Hawk. It's just not fun for me to play this style. God damn.

Shut up. It was so, I mean, those are people, I learned, I was reading about it. Those are people he's, like, barely ever played with before. Yeah. What's so funny about that, too, is how clear, you can just see, like, how alien his brain is. Because in his mind, he's, like, the people. People that are watching my stream right now are watching so that they can see

Among Us gameplay. They don't want to see Among Us gameplay. They don't want to hear anybody talk about it. Yeah. It's so fucking stupid. It's so fucking stupid. He eventually kills himself and then they cut open his head

and his brain is just like pickled and hair dye. And they're like, oh, that makes perfect sense. This is why this guy was so fucked up. Pickled and hair die? Yeah. God, dude. That's such a fucking crazy image.

Yeah, I know, dude. Scarea, like, infected his optic nerve. Yeah. It's spread all the way to his brain. Yeah. It's like a venom symbiote. What have you guys been up to other than watching his streams? That boy looked like a clone.

Yeah, what if we start like a Paul is Dead type conspiracy about Travis McElroyd that he was replaced with the clone? Yeah, that boy looked like a clone. That's all I'll say on the matter. What have I been up to you? I'm back in the saddle, dude. Yeah, back in the South. I'm on my cowboy shit. I mean, I'm eating, candy, fucking, what's that fucking cracklids?

I'm Caleb. I'm Caleb from the South. You sound like Bill Cosby, dude. Oh, Blisby, Caleb. I don't, what the for. Rudy! You better get back in this house right now, Rudy. Why do you make shit up?

Yeah, you know a guy named Rudy. Yeah, we were just talking about him. True is my old boss. Shout out to Rudy. Yeah, shout out Rudy. I'm sorry. forgot you, Rudy. He was such a cool guy. No, dude, I've just been fucking sleeping on a bed that I vomited on two nights ago.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, tell us about that. Yeah. I just, like, I drove down. It's like a 10-hour drive. I drove the whole way, and I, to stay awake, I had, like, three bangs. So I got here, and I just could not sleep at all. So I was like, okay, well, I just started, like, drinking everything in the house. So I had, like, a bunch of vodka and, like, like, Aldi Wine and Yingling. And then I was, like drunk but not tired still because I had 900 milligrams of caffeine so I called Noah and I was like noah bring your dab rig over to my house and come that is that is the fucking worst idea yeah I like the stupidest guy I've ever met in my life truly uh I felt like a complete crackhead I was like in I he parked at in front of a basketball hoop and we just

hit his evil piss rig and then immediately I just went inside and I just started vomiting on my bed and I just couldn't even like wake up to clean it up I just I just passed out you slept on the puke I'm not on the next to the puke did you roll in it in your sleep you definitely I'm not a haul you did he absolutely did like a little piggy it's a big bed dude look at this thing Caleb was doing so badly when he joined the zoom call he also didn't tell he joined the zoom call and told us then that he couldn't record. You didn't think that maybe he couldn't record. I didn't say that at all.

You said we could do one without you. Fucking dumb ass. You joined and you were like this. You were being sweet. Yeah. I was not holding my balls. You were doing so badly that on the last episode when I was telling when we were talking about it,

I told Patrick like, yeah, when he joined he had a giant tear rolling down his face and Patrick just believed me wholeheartedly. That's how bad you were doing. I've never seen, I mean, no, I've seen Caleb hungover, but I've never seen Caleb that hung over. over where he was just like you you looked like there were like red spots on your face from puking i looked fine like it looked like no it looked like you you popped blood vessels in your

face i looked good spent that whole day on the couch you were kept like you were on the call you were in the fucking zoom call just like i made plans i made plans with a friend that day and i was like yeah we'll do something like later tonight when i feel a little better and then i just kept pushing it back by 30 minutes and being like i can't get off of the couch right now. It's not a good day. I'm all right now. You know, I'm enjoying the fresh North Carolina air.

I have not felt like that in so long, and it feels so good. Don't have to wear a mask here. That's nice. And go around, just fucking licking shit and sucking dick. Yeah, where? Where are you sucking dick in North Carolina? You're not sucking dick down there. I don't believe you.

The park. Oh, okay. The park that was recently renamed. It used to be Hugh McCray Park. Turns out, Human Crate Park. No, not Human Crate Park. It's the Wayfair Park. No.

It was not Human Crate Park, but they renamed it, dude. My hometown is so fucking awesome now. That guy used to be a slave owner. Oh, okay. They said, you know what? You don't get no park. There's a slave owner named... You don't get to own a slave and a park.

That's why it's too much shit. Yeah. No. They were like, no, we can't have this park named after a slave owner, and they changed. the name of the park to slave park to honor the past. This was for the slaves. Yeah.

Yeah. We should be putting statues of the slaves up. But yeah. Wait, yeah. Yeah. Put statues of the slaves up. Be kind of cool. They should just...

Modeled after me. No. Every one of them has my face. In a way, I am kind of a mental slave. Yeah, I used to be a slave to, like, the school system, low-key. Yeah. It's like kind of a worse kind of slavery.

You want to talk about modern slavery. I'm pretty sure that's what people mean when they talk about that. Probably public school and public universities and colleges. Yep. You know, and the systems they're in. You know. And also lunchtime will be 25 minutes. If you know me, you know I hate the system.

You love the system. I hate this. You're like maybe one of the... I flip off the system. You subscribe to the system. No. No. No.

No. I don't do that with the system. I don't do that with the system. I hate the system. The only system I like is gaming system. That's not true. You hate gaming system. You hate gaming system and you love the normal system.

I love gaming system. I hate patriarchal system. You love the system. You love the man. I hate the man. Fuck the man. You love the man. You want to give the man a kiss.

Hey, the man. Check this out. Yeah, he's holding up a heart with his fingers. He's holding up a kiss from his mouth. He's holding up an edible arrangement. And he's saying, here you go, the man. No. Hey, the man, will you go on a date with me?

Can we find out who the freaking man is so I can throw some shit at him? You want to throw him a party? I don't want to throw a party for the man. You want to go to a man party? No. Yeah, you do. If I did, there would be nothing wrong with that. You want to go outside of the man's system.

Nope. You want to enter the man's system as a test subject. Maybe I do. Yeah, you do. And, buddy, that's fine. I'm trying to big dog me. Don't do that, dude. No, not happening.

Yeah. But what have you guys been up to? Have you guys poisoned yourself recently? No. I have not poisoned myself for almost 90 days now. Yeah? Except for like euros and cold Cubano's that you get. Yeah.

And Jewel and. Yeah, Jewel, I put no toxins in my body whatsoever. I don't eat or. drink anything. Mm-hmm. I've been... Just information for me, thanks. Just infrared light for me.

Sorry. Just solar energy, please. Yeah, just pure radiation. That's all I need to get by. I'm trying to get you clear. Dude, this outdoor dining at the restaurants has been great because I can finally photosynthesize instead of ordering. True.

Yeah. The waiter comes over and I just raise my eyebrow at him and I say, I don't think I'll be needing you today. Thank you very much. Yeah, but do you have like a big reflective piece of metal? And then, yeah, I strip down naked and I'm green. Yeah. Can I buy it?

No thanks. Do you guys have any solar panels back there? Is there a hat with a solar panel on it that I can wear? That I can plug it on my butt and I can continue to live instead of having to eat. Oh, you're still eating and drinking? That's really cute. You haven't converted your shit to electric? Instantly dies when it rains one day.

Yeah. That'll be the next thing, dude. They just find you shriveled up on the sidewalk because you couldn't get inside fast enough when the clouds killed you. Just like arms hanging down. body hunched over in the middle of the street it's like ah shit yeah his battery got wet it's just a nine-volt it's like a it's like a nine-volt battery that's just got a slot on your neck we're headed that way dude mm-hmm we're headed that way and there'll be and we will be I will be one of the detectives who investigates deaths like that yeah yeah because I'll probably

become you're gonna be you're gonna be like coming a detective pretty soon the deaths like where they're gonna that's your new fucking thing is being a detective um not Not yet, but maybe soon. Maybe like once one of you... Once you can go to the fucking costume store again and open up another episode and you in a fucking costume. I don't have a costume store.

You go to a costume store in every other episode. No, I go to the third store and sometimes it's a post-Hallowing sale and they have costumes. And when was there? No, there wasn't a post-Hlloween sale recently. What the fuck are you talking? talking about

How long did you have that chef costume in reserve? Oh, wait. Actually, a long time. I actually, when I wore the chef's costume, I found it in my closet and forgot that I bought it

like last year. And I was like, this is going to be sick. And guess what it was. Yeah. I mean, hey, it was. It's true. So,

fuck you, man. I think you guys need are wearing costumes. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about getting like a Sonic the Hedgehog costume. I mean, I saw one in a window. If you think about it, clothes in a way are our costumes.

Actually, I'm a robber right now. You are dressed exactly like a robber. Yeah, a French robber. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I need to, you know what, if I put like a red bandana around my neck, maybe, I could have done that.

But is it lunch in France to just eat like a piece of bread? It's like, yeah, and a cigarette. You eat a cigarette and a piece of bread. That is not keto. Oh, I think that smoking that weed also put me into ketosis. Yeah? Yeah, I think I've been in ketosis. I think I've been in ketosis for like four days.

I'm feeling really, really strange. My pee is like a new color. It's like closer to white than it's ever been, which I think is a symptom of ketosis. I can't, I wasn't able, I couldn't sit through a movie for a while. I've been coughing, I have no sense of taste. Dude, did you see the guy who, the Texas Roadhouse guy got COVID? And then it gave him, it gave him tinnitus, and he was like, fuck that, killed himself. That's so nuts, dude.

That's so cool. Yeah. Just being like, I got these tinnitus demons in my brain. Damn, COVID-19. So I probably would kill myself if I had really bad tinnitus, too. It depends on how bad it was. I have, like, slight tinnitus. And it really is, like, knocking.

If I had tinnitus it sounded like Little Wayne then that would that would be like the perfect life I could imagine you know

if I was just walking around like trying to like if I was trying to listen in class and I just hear Amelie Amelie Amelie That'd be kind of awesome

It'd be sick to have Tonitis if you're a fan of like sun or like drone music you know because then you're just like you just walk around and you're

hop into the beat Yeah you know what I mean I'm not gonna bless you You just please yourself for a burp you bless you first of all

You don't bless people for a burp. That is not worried you of a bless. It's a disgusting. Do you say bless you when someone farts? No. Only yourself? I think I might actually say bless you when people fart. I think I started doing that.

I think I started doing that as a joke and then it just like started like just became a thing that I do. A burp is a fart, so that you're basically still doing it. Well, I feel like a burp is more your soul leaving your body than a sneeze. You know what I mean? if you're what if you're like you're like what is this what is your soul leaving your body like how you you never heard that about sneezes yeah bless you yeah bless you you're you're shooting out your soul and then you say bless you and the the soul goes fuck you're right and goes back into your body is that true drats he caught me yeah yeah that's where bless you comes

from right yeah it was invented by the pope yeah but i feel i i feel like a burp is better than a sneeze for that because a burp at least sounds demonic sometimes well it's there's this not a demon, it's a soul. Yeah, but if your soul was leaving your body, it would sound demonic. Why? I don't think that's true. I think it would sound like a soul.

I think it would sound exactly like a sneeze, actually. I just did a scientific breakdown out of it. I think the real soul leaving your body is when you die and you shit your pants. Yeah. That's like, honestly, the closest you get to, like, a soul actually leaving your body, you know? It would be, I do wish that maybe you burped out like a blue cloud. when you died or something. Because then I would...

Then you could sell... To pay for the funeral, you could sell tickets to your death. You can already do that. You don't have to... You don't have to have a blue cloud to do that. But who's gonna watch, like, somebody just die on a bed?

If somebody was burping out of blue cloud. I mean, you just set something up cool. Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, people don't go to the circus just to see the people stand around. You know, do something cool. Do you have to pay to see somebody be executed? No, I don't think you do.

No? You should. I know that they have like... Yeah, I don't know why that's free. You should. You are giving that away. What the fuck? You need to...

One thing I learned from comedy is it's... You never give away a product for free, okay? Exactly. Especially one as good as a human death. Listen, and if you're... If the kind of people who are going to be sitting in on death... It depends on who's being executed. If they, you know, you can tell if they have no money, they're going to be much less well-adjusted than someone who can afford it, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Pat, who's going to be... Who's going to be getting executed is almost always a mentally disabled person. So that makes it kind of hard to sell the tickets, I guess. But you could, here's the thing. It's a $100 cover with a two-drink minimum to see somebody die. And there's a lot of spot.

To die by, that's lethal injection, all right? Electric chair, that's going to be $500. Yeah. If you want to see somebody get a little. Firing squad? Yeah, firing squad. Don't even fucking think about not paying for that shit.

Because somebody got accused of blowing a kiss at a woman in 1940 and now they're finally getting around to shooting him a million times. Firing squad's going to be a VIP experience.

It's crazy that they blindfold all the firing squad guys. Why is that crazy? I guess it makes it hard to see, huh? Yeah. If you, if you, No, they don't, they don't blindfold them.

They just put, like, blanks in some of the guns, right? I mean, I don't, I've never done it. Oh. Cameron, do you know? I don't think they blindfold. I think they blindfold the guy who's dying. Yeah, I know they don't blindfold the, that's the joke I was making. Okay, well, you, all right.

That was a banger. It was, yep. Yes, sir. I've been on fire. I've been on fire. That were kind of, like, serious questions to hide that it as a joke, maybe. I don't know. And to ask about like, you know, blanks and stuff.

No, because then I remembered, I remembered that, I don't remember, I think it's a white as good sketch. Do you guys, yeah, do you guys know what they do is they give everybody a gun except one guy gets a banana and he has to aim it and he thinks just so that he thinks that maybe he killed him? That's how it works. Everybody has a different fruit and one guy has a gun so that nobody knows who killed him. Yeah. Yeah, I'd hate to be the guy that gets like the durian. Yeah. That thing sucks.

That would hurt to hold. Yeah. I want to shoot. Hey, point that gun at me and fucking pull the trigger, brother, because I don't want to smell this fucking fart thing. Yucky. Oh, I hope I don't have to hold the poop fruit. Fuck. It is funny that people do eat that.

And they love it, too. I don't, I would try it. I got to find a place that has a durian. Indonesia. Oh, okay. I'll just go to Indonesia. Yeah. I think that's probably the easiest way to do it.

Yeah, okay. That sounds, it sounds like a fun trip. Any fruit that is the size of a baby is not a good fruit. I do not like watermelon. Is it durian? Is a durian? Is a durian? Is it durian the size? Oh, I don't like watermelons either. Doreen is like, okay.

Artificial watermelon is better than normal watermelon. This is why a watermelon is not very good and a cutie is the greatest fruit in the world because a smaller a fruit is, the more powerful the flavor. What is it that you said? Durian. No, the other fruit that you. you just said. Watermelon. A cutie. What's that? You've never had a cutie? No, what is that? It's a Tangerine or a Clementine. Yeah, it's a Clementine, but it's like a fake Clementine where there's no

seeds in it. It's basically just candy. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's one of the, that's the best. I've seen these before. I didn't know this was like a thing. Yeah, it's an artificially made fruit where they It's a what? They bred out of the, they bred out all the seeds and made it taste like a warhead. And it's the best fruit in the world. Yeah. I didn't know they were, what do you mean artificially made you're right it was made the indigenous people used to make

cuties they used to grow cuties every single fucking fruit you buy is is like it's like that yeah you mean like GM okay sorry I I didn't know what the fuck you meant I just we were talking about artificial

we were talking about artificial water mill you thought it was like a robot I don't know I don't know it was a weird word it was a weird word to describe it I'm sorry man I you're right Right, yeah, that's my bad.

It's a real fruit. It's not like a cardboard cut out of a fruit. That's what I thought you were fucking saying. Of a durian looks like? Yeah. It looks like a huge, like a whale vagina. Yeah, it looks fucked up. I've never seen this before.

Yeah, fucked up. Looks fucked up. Because a durian looks like a jackfruit, but it's not a jackfruit. Unless it is. Welcome back to fruit talk. Today we're doing durian versus watermelon. On Google images. I found an article in popular science called

We Finally Know How Durian Got So Stinky. Somebody shitted in a coconut Two thousand years ago. The subtitle of the article is It's One Funky Fruit. Yeah, I've never had it, but I do, I'm tempted every time I go to like an Asian, like dessert place. I'm tempted to get the durian whatever it is.

Oh, yeah. Stink up the place. Like when somebody gets an Asiago chival cheese bagel and the whole bagel shop smelling like a shit. Yeah. Come on, brother. I mean, it is one of the best bagels. Yeah. It is good.

No question. Highest stink to flavor ratio of any bagel, though. Bagels, most the time, you can toast a bagel, I won't even notice, dude. I might just think that the heat is on. But an Asiago bagel, that's unlucky, dude. You don't think the heat is on? Yeah, you know that

the smell of... Somebody brings a bagel into the room? No, like somebody toasting a bagel. You know that smell that's like very similar to like like like burning in a yeah in a heat system but an asiago bagel is like somebody i feel like i'm filming jackass like that's probably the smell of the trailers in jackass i don't know i don't i can't i can't if you would ask me if osiago bagel smells i wouldn't have thought of it as something smelly food i'm gonna make you sniff that might be might be a new thing i'm gonna make you sniff one i'm gonna make you sniff I'm gonna stick one on your on your nose

I'm gonna put your nose through the hole and then just start it with a bit I'll eat it melt some osaggo cheese put it under your lip like Vic's vapor rope but first I'm gonna sell your mouth shut so you can't eat it and then I'm gonna make you I'm gonna also somehow use a cork to kind of make your nostrils bigger this is just like the method man

so yeah are you gonna make you smell it I said I fucking and then I'm gonna fucking make you smell it I fucking I fucking I'm a fucking fart of your face and then I'm gonna make you smell it And smell it, and fucking smell it. Where are we doing that the other day, right? Where it was just like... Yeah, me and Patrick War.

Cahill wasn't part of it, so it's kind of weird for him to jump in. Yeah, you're right. It's not like I'm the most hip-hop one on the show, but whatever. It's fine. All the torture things were just him making you eat poop. Yeah. And it goes down real slow, like... I'll fucking sew your asshole closed.

And then open it back up and make you poop. And then feed you that poop. and keep feeding you and feeding you Yeah Why would you put What was the one? The nuts on the dresser Just the nuts

Yeah The red hot and the red hot poker That goes I'm gonna make a red hot poop And I'm gonna poke you with it I'm gonna get my poop Red hot with a torch Does anybody

Do that Has it, you know how they like burn food To see how many calories There are in them Poop is is an extremely high-calorie food. You know that prank where you put a flaming bag of dog poop on your neighbor's store stuff?

That actually evolved out of a... Yeah, it was a laboratory thing that got adapted for... They escaped the lab. We did just a Johnson's house. Yeah. They just started... Prank was developed in a lab. Yeah.

And it spread by accident. Spread all across the nation. That actually happens with most pranks. Spread to Adam Sandler. Yeah. It's so sad. Yeah, it was very irresponsible for them to put that in Billy Madison. Yeah, yeah, because it's a mental virus, dude.

I did that. I think everybody did. I never did that. That was the one... You never set a shit on fire, dude? No, I never did that either. We had plans to do it, and then we, like, thought about it more, and we were like, well, we have to pick up the poop.

I used to shit in everything, dude. I would shit in bags. Wait, you did it with human poop, not dog poop? Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What's your problem? I don't know. I was a weird kid.

I would like spend most of my days looking for snakes and then shitting in bags and either throwing them at a school nearby or letting more fire. Yeah, man, I'm weird. I would go looking for snakes. That's how you knew I was fucked up. I would try and find them. Yeah, snake, most people, most people, they run away. Most kids are trying to find them. But I went looking for the snakes.

Too many snakes found me. Fuck fake friends. Yeah. Damn. Damn, that's actually true. That's actually deeply true. Mm-hmm. In our society as well.

Let's get into this list. Okay. This is sent by my friend Mike D. Fuck you, Mike D. No. Yeah, what's that stand for? Mike Dick. DeStefano?

Yeah, suck Mike. He's dead. No, he's not the comedian. Yeah, my best friend. My best friend, comedian Mike DeStefano. Yeah, who has a Jesus tattoo on his. Oh, his arm, he's on Last Comic Standing. Yep.

Dude, Mike DiStefano. Lucky. This list is called, it's not as easy as you think. Fifteen facts about being a centaur. It's from the website Onedio. Doctio? Oneido. Onidio.

And the author of this list is the guy named Mr. Pepperment. Clearly a centaur. Yeah, that's a centaur for sure. I clicked on, I clicked on his, um, his, like, profile and his author profile on this website. And he writes a lot of lists. Um, he has, he has 10 not so giggly facts about tickling and giggling that you didn't know. What? Inside the glorious world of Romanian witches.

Okay, this guy is definitely a centaur. This artist is letting people touch her lady parts for a strong message. 17 eye candy celebs with the best curves you shouldn't miss Centaurs are horny as hell, dude Because they got that horse dick Dude, he's got range Not terrifying cursed objects that are genuinely linked to freaky paranormal events The sexiest cop in the world will make you wish she to arrest you

What is that? That's Mr. Pepperman I need to see this this cop I can't find her. You're never, you're never going to find her. You just clickbait. She doesn't exist. Fuck, that sucks. I want to see the sexiest cop in the world.

That must have hurt. Jealous wife cuts off her husband's penis with a pair of scissors. Cissors in all capitals. Didn't hurt. Is that just the Lorina Bobbitt case? He's just talking about like something from like the 90s that was on TV all the time. The hottest veterinarian ever cures pets but breaks hearts with his beauty. Dr. Doolittle.

Size does matter. Babies born with big heads are likely to be more intelligent. Oh, okay, Mr. Pepperman. Thank you. Oh, this one came out of nowhere. An uncomfortable truth under scope. What causes pedophilia?

An in-depth analysis by Mr. Pepperman. Writing like 150 articles that are like 17 pictures of dogs that will blow your mind. And they'll be like, you know what I need to tackle that? I'm going to take down the pedophiles on Onidio. All right. So this is by Mr. Peppermint. Sorry.

It's still so good. It's just so funny to write about being a centaur with that name. Yeah. Yeah. Fifteen cool Viking things by Flargis the Destroyer. I wonder if this guy's a Viking. Mr. Peppermint The Viking? Centaur is a mythological creature with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a horse.

They're always portrayed in movies or books as wise, kind, and strong creatures with their six-pack abseye, making most people think it must be awesome to be a centaur. But is it? Let's objectively think together about what it's like to be a centaur. Let's objectively think together. I will put my brain together with yours, Mr. Pepper. It's like a mind-meld to solve this problem. It's framed like a Ben Shapiro thing. Right.

Yeah. Yeah, well, is it how... Let's objectively think really to be a centaur. Let's objectively think about this. You have the body of a human But you have the lower half of a horse Now people will try to ride you People try to ride around on you

People will take you by the arms And they'll try to use you like your arms Like motorcycle handles It's kind of hot Pull his arms back I would never want a penis I would never want a penis the size of horse Structurally

It doesn't make any sense I feel like it might tip up It would weigh me down I would never be able to go to the supermarket ever again if I was a centaur Number one, problems start for a centaur Even when it's a baby Well, they were not able to keep their human neck upright

Their horse parts start walking within an hour after birth What's that's true? I mean this is a really good one Because he can just make all this shit up as he goes I don't know if he's making it up Hmm He might this This is all from experience

Yeah dude he's fucking Mr. Pepperman It's kidding That's a good point. I forgot he was Mr. Pepperman. The male centaur in this drawing, is that his dick? Where? And where the dick would be? Oh, the bump?

It looks like a hefty kind of PG bump. You know what I mean? Like a big star bump. It's like you know it's supposed to be there. It's like a horse kendall. Yeah. Although they did give juicy tities to the girl one. They did.

So that's kind of an interesting double standard. I would just like to point that out. You can't show a giant horse's penis, but you can show a centaur's boobs. Come on, society. What kind of world are we living in now? This is so messed up. That's what Ben Shapiro needs to talk about. The fact that they won't let a man's penis be shown.

A centaur's penis. A centaur's penis. Do you think it's different than normal horses? I think maybe it's a little bit smaller than a horse's penis. Why? because of the human genes. Is any other thing smaller? Yeah, is it...

Probably their fucking hooves. What? Why? Just think about it. Why would their hooves... I am thinking about it. It doesn't make any sense. He's half horse, half human.

Why would there be any cross-pollination? There's a line... Their whole thing is cross-pollination. Yeah, but there's a clear line where you could cut a centaur at the waist and you could say... It's not, it's... These might as well be two different things.

Yeah. Yeah. The hooves are covered up in this drawing. Right. And they look small. You got four. That's one big thing about being a centaur. You got to buy two pairs of Jordans.

Oh, yeah, dude. That's a bummer, dude. Also, I mean... Yeah, also, there's... You also have to buy, like, kids ones. Really a tiny one. Yeah. Because your, your foot is...

And they have to be circles. Fuck, this is getting harder. They have to be too-sized. The worst part about being a centaur. I think I'm starting to understand why horses don't wear Jordans. Right. You have to stuff that with, like, newspaper. Not that I'm thinking about this.

This does not be fun, dude. If you listen to this show and you own a horse and you have a pair of Jordans, can you put them on your horse and see what happens? Yeah, get right behind the horse and try to put a Jordan on its hoof. Yeah, put like a Jordan 7 on a horse. Yeah, get down on all fours underneath the horse. With your head facing the same direction as its head And put a no clothes

Put a Jordan in your butt crack And then it has a place where it can slide on the shoe Yeah, it's foot Exactly Yeah Yeah It's put its oof on your butt crack Yeah

That's how it works dude Yeah I mean How else is it gonna get the shoe on? I can't see back there But that's an interesting hoof you had Wow Wow, that's very curious.

Well, make up your mind, are you going to wear the shoe or not? Number two, like any other mammals, baby centaurs need to be breastfed, but how? From human breasts or horse breasts of the mother? Or from both for different parts of a baby's body? What does it have a horse mouth on its bottom half? What are they talking about, dude? You have to like hook up your penis Like a tube to horse tit

Yeah how else For Or from both Because they have a picture here They have a picture here Of a baby centaur being breastfed The baby, that's not a baby centaur though That's like a child's body

Growing out of the back half of a centaur Well maybe it hasn't grown Maybe it has like tiny horse hooves It has no legs Yeah, do they grow the horse later? I think so. I think you grow the two sides separately and they snap them together. The horse half starts walking within an hour after birth.

Have you ever seen a horse give birth on like a video, not in real life? I've seen a zebra give birth on video, not a horse though. It just falls out, right? Yeah, it just hits the ground. That's crazy. I mean, they seem to be doing okay. Damn. Can you imagine how much smarter they would be?

I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking about, no, because it's like a centaur being bored. If it does have the legs and it just kind of falls out like that. True. And it also has the soft human skull.

Right. So it would just be kind of like an Ace Ventura rhino situation, but with like a horse legs. How would the horse, how would the centaur baby come out? Head first. Head first, yeah.

Hopefully. Yeah, like most babies But I will say horse babies do come out hoof first Yeah Do they? Yeah Maybe what if the horse The hoof and the head is pointing in the same direction?

I would hate to give birth to a horse That's the It would hurt so bad That's a good thing about that At least zebras do I'm guessing horses do too But the video I saw that The lady just pulls the zebra

By his leg Just out of Just into the world Just fucking shanks it it out it's pretty good camera can you share this video of the horse birth that you're watching i'm trying to look up if the horses sent our first i'm trying to find his interbirth i'm going to look up centaur birth video whoa when horses are born their hooves are soft oh nasty okay i found a i found a video right here one of the one of the recommended questions

when i googled our horses born hoof first is can a horse give birth to a pony Check this video out I just sent Is this a horse video? This is an M-Preg centaur birth I am on my younger brother's computer And he is not allowed to watch this video Apparently Here I'm pulling this up right now

Okay so in this video The head is coming out first It's all animation It looks like a storyboard Yeah The baby Childbirth male This music is just

heartbreaking. Why did they use this music? There's a comment here on the video from Bobo. It says, I randomly saw this and at first I was disgusted, now just watching the whole thing made my heartbreak. Is this a sad video? The music sounds like a sad scene in a video game where like a character that you don't care about dies. I'm on the credits, programs, pencil, eye movie, soundtrack, sad romance. So it came out headfirst in this video. Special thanks to it for Serenity, baby. You are my inspiration.

Oh, my God. I think it might be a stillbirth. Yo, it is. That is awesome. If you were making your setter video. What's the fucking centaurs in the world? Thank God. People are backing up to this.

They're like, oh, yeah. That's what I like to see. A centaur trying to give birth and failing. It's fucking, it's like the monkey. the people who think monkeys are pests so they like watch monkey torture videos on YouTube and comment like yes fucking kill monkey I'm so happy what that is that a thing people you don't know about that oh yeah torture videos oh yeah yeah yeah they're like super crime could a monkey commit they're like rats in like whatever country they're like

oh yeah okay that makes sense that's like that's like and you know we watch like like rat torture videos yeah you know how we are you watch people torture bugs all It's just because they're pests. It's not because anyone has any weird mental problems. Yeah, I guess you're right. I do think one of the greatest things that I know is that in parts of Mexico, dogs will just chase people down the street if they ride on a motorcycle. And so you have to have two people on the motorcycle, one person to drive it,

and one person to hold a bat at the back and just beat off all the dogs. Jesus Christ. That's so funny. It is very cool. Yeah, and also it's traditional to carry off. around steak in your pocket in Mexico that might be part of the reason. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Number three. Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. No, go ahead. No, I read the last one. You read it. All right, the camera. Children are picky eaters. So imagine having a, so just imagine having a centaur kid. You need to know not only the human food they would like, but also the right horse food. I don't think they would eat two. Okay, let me think, uh, chicken nuggets

and hay. And oats. Yeah. Yeah. Done. What's the fuck you're talking about? Deep fried hay. I don't think they would need to eat two separate foods, too. You can probably just figure out which one they like. I think they're going to like chicken nuggets more than hay. I'm just going to throw a guess.

Right, it doesn't have a horse stomach. The mouth is human, but the back end is horse. So they like eating chicken nuggets better, but they like shitting out hay better. True. That's a good point. Yeah. I guess horses don't eat meat. What would happen if you fed a horse a burger?

If horses ate meat, that would be genuinely so scary. They'd be so big. I imagine horses fucking hunting us down. Those things are scary. They would be the kings of the planet. Yeah. Which I think of humans as. They look kind of like xenomorphs their heads.

It's true. Horses look. They have those fucked up teeth. Yeah, and they're like long. They have like human teeth. Yeah. No, their teeth go like out. They have like British human teeth.

Yeah, true. Yeah. I don't like, I like no animals that have like flat teeth. Animals should have sharp evil teeth. Look at this thing, dude. What the fuck? That's a little kid dressed up like a centaur Look at this

Look at this picture of horse teeth Just Google them and search horse teeth This horse silly as hell This horse is laughing And search horse teeth This horse is so scary This horse is watching blue collar comedy right now dude He's watching layer the cable guy

Ass off dude He's hearing the bowling shoes joke for the first time He just heard about the super finger He's like I wish I could do that If a horse could do the sufi, fuck. It's over, dude. They don't even need to eat meat then. They run this shit.

Yeah, dude, the horse would be taken over the BK lounge. They could offend me to death. Yeah. Yeah, horses love coops. All right. What's that Dane Cook joke about the atheist sneeze or whatever? Oh, yeah, yeah. Could you imagine telling a horse to try and say God bless you to you or whatever?

Yeah, what if the horse did the pimp walk across? the street right you know yeah i saw this guy doing some some horse walk across the cross i saw a guy trotting he's trot he's trying he's doing a pimp trot all right number four and i am and i am not even talking about their toilet training what do you mean is a horse it shits on the ground shit's standing up nonstop this day and day out evil the picture attached to this is not okay that is a that is a do not genuinely there's a baby centaur go to jail but the should go to jail. The way that it's looking up to, oh, yeah, this is

a naughty, nasty photo. I'd send that thing to the glue factory right away. Imagine drawing this picture and then having the audacity to fucking sign your name on it. Dude, the stork drops that monstrosity off at my house, straight to the glue factory. I'm not even taking it. I'm calling an Uber for it. Yep.

That thing is disgusting. Calling an Uber, just like, Instructions. I know, I know, I said. Drop it off. I know you guys don't do moving. I know that's like a big policy right now, but I'll make them wear a mask, just drop them off at the glue factory. They have a bin. It's like a blockbuster. Coming back home with the

Chinese take-up bag full of jello. Five. Or let's talk about it. What do you... You just... Stop patting right now. Dude, what is this? Grabbing a rebound at the end of the game. Just imagine half-human baby centaurs defecating around like horses. We already did. That's what we just talked about. Fuck you. We just did that.

You're an asshole, dude. Mr. Pepperman. The next picture's my favorite. We'll post this picture with the episode. Number six, sleeping is another issue. Did you ever think how centaur sleep? And it's like an alcoholic centaur lying on the ground like a human centipede. Yeah, that is not a good photo either. Yeah.

I never considered how long it would be. I'm glad. I want to meet the guy who drew this one. If it had longer arms, it could walk around on all. Like a centipede. On all sixes. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's been all sixes right now.

The thing about this, this art is that every, every drawing of a centaur that's, like, from the internet, it's fetish art, right? Like, it has to be. There's no way you just draw a centaur because you think it's cool. Right, you've never, I've never seen a fat centaur. So then why draw one that's, like, clearly suffering from some kind of alcohol issue and doesn't even look sexy at all? You don't think you look sexy, dude? No, I don't.

Look at how tortured he looks. Oh, man. Yeah, that's it's. Sexy? Yeah, I just looked up fat centaur In the... That's a mistake. The first image is

real, real good. Yeah. I'll describe it. It is a fat centaur eating a whole cake outside of a Baskin Robbins. We need to get a new species on Earth.

This is getting so boring. Oh, I found out how, I found out why this centaur picture of the suffering centaur is horny. I reverse image searched and found the deviant art of it. Uh-huh. And the description says the title is, quote, morning after, you can make up your own story to go along with that. Oh, oh my God. This is a post fetish centaur. Jesus Christ. Yeah, and look, look at, there's three centaurs behind him. He just got ran through, dude. Yeah. There's like three shadowy

centaurs. Wow, can you imagine how much beer it actually takes to make a centaur drunk? It would be measured in barrels. I'll tell you how much I'll tell you how much beer it tastes to make a horse drunk, one sip because they don't have beer, they're not able to drink beer. I don't know, I think you could feed a

horse a couple Budweiser's. I would love to hot box the barn with my horse. Yeah. Like people do with their dogs. No, no, no, no, that's dangerous. No. I think that's good. I would rather get a horse drunk than get it high. I'm going to get my pet bear

high. And we're going to watch we're going to watch Zombie Land together inside. I accidentally turned on the revenant with my pet bear. I can't. I can't wait. I can't wait to give my pet

21 foot alligator a billify. I'm sure his mood is going to be so stable. Have you ever seen that video of the guy who swims with a polar bear in like a pool? No, is he a penguin? No, he's just like a

Like an old white guy who kind of looks like a polar bear I've definitely talked about this before Now that I'm thinking about it I have 100% talked about this I want to see different centaur type animals Where you just put two together You know I mean there's a sater

A sater is like a lamb and a guy right But I want to see like a rhino It's a goat I want to see a rhino with a hamster head The same fucking thing Absolutely not That's one of the stupidest things you've ever said in their life You could feed a lamb a tin can

The same way you can beat a goat A Tin Can I want to see a gator with a cat ass Yeah Dude you know what you should check out Oh my god Imagine how terrifying a fucking There's this great

There's this great picture book I think you would like dude I think it's called like mix and match Animals or something I think you'd really get a kick out of this I think I might actually Here hold on let me send you this Amazon Oh actually I have a

I have a I'm just still thinking about Sorry Cameron I'm still thinking about just a cat with like gator instincts Okay Okay cool thanks for letting us I'm terrified of that

I'm terrified of that I'm thinking of a cat with I'm thinking of a cat with catering Wait hold on guys I'm thinking Okay now you can You can keep going with your joke Number seven And being unable to perform your own personal care And dependent on others for grooming your horse body

You can reach You can reach around dude I guess it'd be tough to... You don't really wipe your ass. Could you lean over and suck your own thingy as a horse? Just go in the water. No way you can suck your own thingy. No, it doesn't matter how many ribs you get to move.

Yeah, how much can you move with the centaur body? Like, something, like... You definitely couldn't lean back. You could lean back a little bit. I mean, you're not going to be, like... You're never going to be, like, comfortable, like, watching the Super Bowl. You know, like, that's going to be a tough ask as a centa. You know, a centaur friend in a friend group is going to fuck up a lot of hangs.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Especially when you live on the fifth floor. Yeah, that's... Fifth floor, walk up, no elevator? Good luck, buddy. That's not going to be fun. Mm-hmm.

You know? I had to put my friend down the other day. Imagine waking up at, like, three a.m. Because you're upstairs, centaur neighbor, like, had to go pee. So you, like, you just hear, like, slamming around and then just a ten minutes. of a fire hose. Well, that's a nice thing about being a centaur is you could stand up to pee.

You don't stand up to pee already? No. What if I fall over? Sorry, I'm just thinking about... I would need four legs. You're thinking about something again, dude? Yeah, your centaur friend getting stuck on your stairwell. Just because you can't walk down? Or is that cows that can't walk downstairs?

Oh, fuck. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and say most animals cannot walk downstairs. It's true. I'm going to say that's not... What do you mean most animals can't walk downstairs? I think a horse or a cow, any four-legged animal that is not like small would have a pretty tough time with human stairs. I don't think that's most animals, actually.

I don't think a cricket could walk downstairs. I'm sorry. I should have been more specific so that you wouldn't have no idea what I was talking about. A horse I don't think could walk downstairs. Yeah. I bet a horse could walk downstairs. All right, then do it. Get a horse.

Go get a horse right now. Yeah, put it to the test, fucking Jamie Heinemann. Mythbust that. I dare you. We should start our own MythBusters thing. Okay. It says they have difficulty going down, but doesn't say it's impossible. I hate you.

You're so stupid. It says yes here on Reddit.com. Damn. I thought it was... What about like a half-man, Oh, look at this, dude. I'm right. It says depends on the staircase.

Okay, but like a walk-up in like an apartment. I don't think a horse could go down there. Like six stairs either side with a platform. It mentions that. It says he's actually super good at it. Yeah, it says it's quite easy. Says this horses hang out at apartments all the time. I have a show pony in my studio apartment.

Number eight, not having a proper life at home. It must be awful not to be able to use almost any human stuff. And here's a show him sitting on a couch. Here's a centaur in an apartment. And also he's eating popcorn and drinking beer. He's got a hookah. He's got some guitars. He's just like a normal guy.

Can you tell what the album covers are in the wall? I see something Tallahassee. He's got a mini fridge. One of those says love. What games is he playing? too. He's got a PS2. He's got a gamer. Oh, he's got PC gamer on his coffee table.

How is he sitting at a PC? He's got, yeah. He's got, okay, he's got the Mountain Goats Tallahassee poster. He has a cake poster. I don't know what the other poster is. What's that other magazine says? Is that Metal Gear Solid? It looks like it. Is that game informer?

That's gay. Dude, this horse is just, this centaur's chilling. They have a gaming centaur. He's drinking Budweiser. He has like, This picture is answering a lot of questions we've had earlier about centaurs. It's kind of blowing my mind, actually. Yeah, I would hang out with this centaur. Look, he's, oh my God, dude, he's holding the bowl of popcorn with his middle legs.

Fuck. Holy shit. I want to be a centaur now just for that. I need me the centaur upgrade. Yo, I need me a pair of middle limbs for real. I mean, this whole time we've been kind of like not into the centaur thing. This picture right here is changing a lot. That's the stuff for me.

Dude, yeah. He also has horse ears, which I think debunks one of Caleb's theories from earlier. Oh, man. Imagine wearing headphones as a centaur?

Oh, that there's no... Yeah. I just bought a pair of beats by a dray and I can't even wear them because I'm a fucking centaur. If you're a centaur,

you'd probably be buying some Eats my hay. True. That's a good. That's a really good point. That's pretty good. Yeah. So, why don't you think

before you speak next time? That's what I want to see Dude, I want to see the centaur products Yeah You know? I mean main and tail That's not going to change That's true

Number nine Number nine is Except the kissing part Their sexual life is technically All about mating What does that mean? I guess they have an uncontrollable bottom half

That just needs to fuck for procreation But then the top half loves kissing The top half is very romantic. Would you kiss a centaur woman? Yeah, she'd be a little tall for my taste. As long as she's under 5'6, sure. That's fine.

She's got an ass so big she needs four legs to support it. As so big, I could see it from the front. She is a centaur. A picture is kind of like, tender and pleasant, you know? Yeah. Yeah, this is a sweet one. It's kind of just beautiful. Number 10, you always have to walk around naked.

Have you ever seen a centaur wearing a shirt? or pants? I'd be the first centaur to wear a shirt. Yeah, I think we have. Oh, yeah. Well, that's a tank top. That's not a shirt. That's what you sound like.

No, I don't sound like that. Pants, I also feel like somebody, you could give a horse pants. Yeah. There's never been a reason to. I put chain mail on. Well, yeah, that'll weigh you down, though. True, dude, I would wear, like, barding. I would be like a fucking, like, Lord of the Rings horse.

That would be so cool. I mean, if you're a centaur, you could just, like, Yo, if you were a centaur, full knight's armor. You could do, you could wear one of those, like, two-part horse costumes by yourself. And then somebody would, like, run over and try and, like, trip the back one or something to make a joke.

They get a damn hoof to the face. That's right. By the way, this is in a world where there are centaurs that people see. So the person is, that's like a very offensive costume. Yeah. Well, so the horse, the horse part, the back half of the costume would look normal, but then the front half, the neck would be really long because you have your whole upper body, too.

True. So it's like, uh, it would be a really cool looking horse. Probably a giraffe, actually, now that I think about it more. A giraffe with a really thick neck. Oh, man. What? Half human half giraffe. What about a giraffe?

The giraffe half is at the top half and the human half is the bottom. Yeah, that would be used. So they just have a really long neck, like giraffe head. Oh, yeah, because the back half of a giraffe is not interesting. So it's just, so just like Jeffrey the giraffe. Yeah, now we got a Bojank Horseman character now. Yeah. This is going to be good.

No, but it's not the head. He's depressed. It's the middle. Yeah, and he's depressed. Yeah. Yeah. And he's a musician. We're doing something different.

He's very happy. He's the happiest horse in the world. He's the happiest half giraffe, half man. He has no mental illness. Yeah, and it's just about him hanging out, smoking weed with Seth Rogan, fucking getting pussy. Yep. How about that? And since he's got a huge.

human lower half, it's not weird to show it on TV when he gets something. And he's got a size 13 foot. But he does have a granny fetish, though. Yeah. So it's still a little bit more. It's a little messed up, but it's not illegal. Yeah, you're thinking it's going to be worse, so then it's fine. Yeah.

Number 11. But he's already so famous. I mean, he's probably talking to, like, some famous grannies. Betty White, dude. Yeah. Like, Granny goodness. Do you think Betty White's like his fucking, so he's a rambus. Can't screw by Hollywood?

Come on. What? I'm just wondering, dude. You think she's still fucking in sucking for roles? I think that's how she has such a long career. Still, you give me this role. I'll make it worth your while. I'm a hundred and seventy years old.

She does not do that. I'm not saying that she does. I'm saying it's possible. It's like you don't have an imagination. I have childlike wonder, so I imagine things like that sometimes. I am more imaginative than you. Okay, well, you imagine a disgusting sex thing for once. How about that?

Okay, all right. Go ahead. If you're so imaginative, think about it, dude. What about sex missionary style? Yeah, between two crabs. How about that? That's funny. Hey, don't try and fucking, don't try and add on to mine.

I'm still thinking. I win the imagination award for this week. style between two two two you almost said two men a man and a woman

wow I can't think of anything you have writer's block yeah do I have right right right right

right now all I can think of is a man and a woman having missionary sex oh for three minutes that was that was one When they were writing the Kama Sutra, the author was having a really hard time

because he was like, oh, I have a great no idea. Oh, fuck. Getting writers' plug and just got it just throwing stuff at the wall. That's it. We got it. He's like, uh, upside down. I don't know. Upside, wait. That was the big breakthroughs when he dropped the page

and it like flipped around. And he was like, wait a second. Yeah, no, he's, his fucking, like, son got a hold of the manuscript. It was making origami out of one of the pages. And he was like, oh, my God, that's it. Wow. There it is. Yeah, he saw two squirrels fighting outside as he's trying to write.

That's right. That's the one. I have to make a box with the two people. This is going to be awesome. Imagine that guy's brain. He's just out walking around and he just looks at an alley just sees a guy. I was sucking someone's dick, and it's like,

Eureka! Yeah, the Kama Soutre was written in 1948. Yeah, in Illinois. Yeah. What will I call it? The Kama Sutra. It was originally called

David's big sex to book. David's hobo-fuck positions. It was called the way I've seen the ways that I've seen hobos fucking in the alley near my house. Yeah, and the publisher, the publisher's just like, that name is not doing it. That name's not doing it for me. We can't do that. We need to, we have to change that.

Why don't we just use the hobo's names? Yeah. And sutra. A number 11, although centaur body is always depicted muscular in a perfect shape. Being an overweight, an overweight centaur must really suck. Not true. It would probably be fine. I just saw one.

She's eating the whole cake outside Baskin Robbins. True. That's a good point. Number 12, a centaur is doomed to be a warrior. There is almost no office career for them. Hold on. A wauia. I said warrior.

You said a centaur is doomed to be a warrior. I did not say that. You did. I hope I did. It was a weird accent choice to make. Yeah. I liked it, though. I thought it was good.

I thought I said it normal. I think a centaur can have an office job. Warrior. See, I just said awesome. It happens to the best of us, dude. Read the thing again. A centaur is doomed to be a warrior. Is that really how you say that?

Yeah. Why? Warrior. Are you joking right? No, I'm not joking. I can tell if you're leaning into it or not. Warrior. There it is.

You realize there's two R's there. That's not like a made-up letter. New letter that makes the Y sound. He thought he was speaking Spanish. Yeah. Wait, how did I say it? You said warrior. How did I say it?

You say warrior. You said it like it rhymed with lawyer, like three times. Oh, fuck. Anyway, that's fucked up. I don't think it's true, but it's fucked up. No, you could easily have an office job for a centaur. That'd be like a hilarious NBC sicker. Yeah, that'd be great.

The next picture is something else, too. It's too late for Subway. Can you give us a ride Centaur? We will move our house this Sunday. Could you help us centaur? This little guy wants to ride you. Can you let him get on you for a few minutes? Why would you hire a centaur to help you move?

Yeah, I don't think that's true. No, just, I mean, people still are going to have cars. There are also, there are a lot of people that look weird around. People don't go up to him that and ask for rides. Yeah, it's also hard to ride a horse. It's not easy. But do you think it would be easier to ride a centaur? I also think any kid that would, that's like obsessively.

with horses and would want to ride a horse would probably be fucking scared shitless of a centaur. That's a good point. I mean... Because it's like, here's the thing I love, but there's also an ugly shirtless man on top of it. Yeah. It's part of it.

True. How many more are there? There's only two more. Yeah. Four legs, two arms, and one tail. They must be used in a harmony, taking good care, periodically horseshoed, etc. One of the things I hate most about having my

two arms and two legs is i have to use them in harmony right it's so annoying dude i wish i just had one of everything yeah i wish i just had one thing like i'm not even not one not a head i need to be more streamlined i wish that was the cloaca cube true but that's even two things because you have a hole i want to clowaca and a cube yeah i just want to be a cube i just want to be a I would look Just like on any Just slap it on something Like a black hole in Looney Tunes

Yeah Number 15 And you know what fate awaits you In case you ever break your leg I don't know Probably cast Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah baby Yeah Yeah I mean I see a centaur in real life I'm not waiting for it to break its leg Yeah, that thing's on site. Yeah, if centaurs are around and it's acceptable to shoot them when they break their leg,

it's absolutely acceptable to shoot them before they break their leg, too. Yeah, it's also like if you ever want to murder a centaur, it's like the easiest fucking... Yeah, oh yeah, he broke his leg after you do it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he broke his leg. I put him out of his misery. Oh, it was so horrible. Yeah, you can also just say...

Yeah, I actually loved that he fucked my wife with his big horse stick. Yeah, no reason to kill him, but he broke his leg. God unlucky, dude. Yeah, he broke his leg. going up the stairs to fuck my wife. He was in the middle of fucking my wife. Oh, he was so miserable. And he broke his leg.

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