Podcast About List - Ep. 143 - Coca cola battle royale

Episode Date: April 28, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. How are you to the ball list? Every crap monster. Word. Hello, everybody. What was that one? Yeah, what was that? That was my British voice.

Hello, everybody. I don't know if that's. How are you doing today? Wow, dude. You sound like a king. I am Hagrid. Hagrid doesn't sound like that. Hagrid sounds like this.

Welcome to our lives. Hand me my iPad. I want to play Flappy Bird. You know what? You know what they never really talk about in Harry Potter, but it's like... They don't touch on it. They don't touch on that it's like the 80s. it's the 80s really

oh yeah i guess so 90s in those movies dude that'd be so funny if they did those like they do all those fucking like 80s worship like where they put gave everybody the fucking 80s hairdos and everything yeah that'd be sick in the Voldemort with like a

oh dude new wave Voldemort that would be sick be so cool Snape is kind of new wave yeah Snape is goth Snape is definitely a goth Snape would be listening to fucking Bella Legosie's day

in his room by himself. Yeah. He'd be listening to Albus Dumbledore's dead. Yeah. Sorry for the spoilers. Everybody who's listening. Albus Dumbledore's dead. Doesn't really work that well.

No, it doesn't really work at all. Wait, Albus Dumbledore is dead? Yes. What? The actor who plays him died. But he's Hill live. I haven't finished the movies. What?

He got killed. I said sorry for the spoiler Was it the critter of the blood? I thought you were spoiling that the guy was dead. Yeah, I thought you were spoiling that the actor died, not the movie. I think that's always a brave thing. When there's, if there's eight books and you're making the first or second movie, casting an 100-year-old man in a role,

and being like, it'll be fine, dude. Oh, yeah, he'll survive. What? It'll probably take his what? Six months to make the next eight movies? Dude, they put, they put Jude Law played him in the like spin-off thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And also a guy they'd say, gay sex. Each, in Fantastic Beast, he was played by Jude Law and Toby Regbo. Oh, Toby Regbo. Oh, I love you, me, Toby Regbo. Would you like to come on a sailboat?

He's got a sailboat? Tony's got a sailboat? Tony Regbo, and this is my money from these movies, dude. What the fuck? Cellbo's expensive. Tony Redbow sailboat. Do you want to come on my submarine? That's yellow. Would you guys buy a submarine if you were insanely rich? Oh, no.

Submarine is number one murder vehicle. I don't want to go underwater. Submarine is the vehicle equivalent of having like a compound. Yeah. That's where you do. You do fucked up shit on a submarine. If you're like a rich person or the submarine, like... Yeah, you let the pressure out and your eyeballs pop.

That's what you do. Dude, you go downstairs. That's what I call the ocean. Fucking watch porn down there. Yeah? Big flat screen TV. You think they have fucking internet down there? Dude, you're not watching anything.

Have you ever heard of you've got to look out the window and jack off the fish? Have you ever heard of a water satellite? No. No. Good. I just invented it and I think I'm quitting the podcast. Become an inventor. You do this every other week.

Yeah, this is very common. You try to become, you try to quit to become an inventor so often. But this is, this might be my best invention yet. I can come up with more inventions than you. So, all right, we're not, we're never going to make it to space, right? Mars is just not happening. I think you were going to say we're never going to make it to suppose. I think you're putting satellites in this, in the fucking space sphere.

I can, I can come up with like 10 inventions right now, ready? Okay. 10 inventions in 10 seconds. USB to USB to USB to Ox cable, Ox Cable to USB, USB to Ox Cable to USB, USB to Ox Cable, H-D-MI to Roku, Roku to USB, USB Roku stick, H-DMI stick, Roku audio stick, auxiliary audio stick, cable stick. Cable stick, stable-cable stick, flash drive. Stable cable stick. Now, that might be your first actual invention. You can't invent things that have already been invented, watch this.

Those have not been invented. Are you ready? You didn't hear the details of them. Sliced bread. Whoa. Okay, hold up. Yeah. Pony up.

Okay. Okay. Wait, wait. I got an invention. Diced bread. Diced bread. I got an invention. It's called croutons.

No, that's douched toast. No. Yes. No, that's called stuffing. That's called stuffing. No, no, that's crumbed bread. You guys are wrong. Diced bread's going to be the new thing.

Dice bread is stuffing. Diced bread, dude. Dice bread, dude. Instead of making a sandwich with two slices, you can make a sandwich with four cubes on each side or six. No. Four cubes on each side. And you have a whole. Six.

Six. That's a donut. Six cubes. Okay. Dude, come on. You take a cube of peanut butter and then you put six cubes of dice bread around it. Why not go the whole... I hate dice bread, Cameron.

Let me just fucking interrupt Caleb here. I'm off your side. I was on your side, now I'm off your side. Because I hate this. What... Wait, what do you hate? Diced bread. Sounds like somebody's jealous of the inventor.

I'm not jealous. We've got a real Thomas Edison over here. I'll say. This is going to be just like... Yeah, but he ever read the oatmeal comics? I have. This is going to be just like when fucking the phonograph and the wax cylinders. I'm going to make something even better that's never going to catch on.

They should let Tonehisi Coates read the oatmeal. Sliced, sliced, sliced silencer. Okay, hold up. A sliced phonograph. Infinity candle. So now, okay. You want me to keep going? What about a...

How about, okay, here we go. Wedding necklace. It's like a wedding ring, bigger. Instead of breast implants, breast transplants. Okay. Or you can have, you can buy somebody else's breasts and have them put on you. A video game controller that's free. Got it.

Are you putting, are you, are you fucking filing patents on these right now? Are you serious? Are you fucking filing a patent about my breast transplant idea? Okay, here, okay, no, go ahead. No, okay. If you're not, all right, I have another invention, and I hope nobody steals this, okay? I hope nobody tries to file a patent on this right now. The terrorism machine. What was all that clicking? Patrick, is there? Did someone just knock on your door?

No. Open up. I think the government might be angry at you for trying to file that. Pat. I don't think anyone's there. Did somebody in here file a... terrorism patent machine thing? Shut up! Shut your mouth! I don't have to shut up

on the cops. Shut up! Shut up! All right, I guess I'll shut up a little bit. Are you busy? All right, I'm just going to go. Can I use your bathroom? Yes! Thanks, man, you're a good guy.

Despite all this terrorism machine, bull crap. Don't shut, shut up. You're actually a pretty good guy. Shut up. I'm not... Shut up. You have a very quiet yell, Patrick. It's really... What, I'm not yelling or anything. I'm not talking to anybody right now. What? Oh, so I'm nobody now, huh? Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to...

Tell that to... What about last night? Was I nobody then? I didn't file any fucking patents or anything. You filed them. Stop. You're gonna blow my cover. Listen, you're gonna go to jail, but probably not now. Here, I'm not gonna go to... We're gonna talk about this after.

It's be Netflix cable stick. That's not going to work! That's a Roku stick or an Amazon fire stick. Roku to Netflix cable. Okay. Mo, okay. What was that noise? Mokai.

That's actually pretty good. Dude, you can watch Breaking Bad on your Netflix, Roku. That'd be pretty swag. Oh, my God. How about Hulu Plus Plus Plus? What about Hulu to Disney pipeline? The Hulu Disney Minus. Just the Simpsons.

Disney Minus is pretty good. Disney minus, just the Simpsons. That's all it is. Disney flash drive to cable. I don't want all this. I don't want all this. I don't want to watch them. I can't pay attention to fucking anything right now.

You have ADHD. It's on your diagnosis. It's on your forehead. It's written out on your forehead. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think drinking this much coffee was a good idea. It'll be okay. I did get peer pressured by Caleb to drink another thing of cold brew before we recorded.

Well, you never said it was another. You just said, a cold brew and I said, hey, you know what? Sure. Couldn't hurt. It's true. It's good to have a little juice in a tank. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. I drink a 50 million gallon Red Bull. I'm ready to record my job. Yeah. All I need is delicious water to keep me going, to give me the energy I need. I drank too much earlier today and now that I've had this, I'm like, I can't even sit still. Yeah. You do jumping jacks during the episode if you need to. Yeah. That's fine, yeah. I don't mind. I don't have my fingerboard here. I would have started.

Thank Christ, dude. I would have started skating. Have you ever known anybody you just can't drink normal water? My brother's ex-girlfriend just, like, would not drink normal water. She said that it had a bad taste. That's, I mean, that really...

That's bold. That's bold to challenge God like that. I think that, like, because I quit smoking weed, my brain has been going into overdrive to give me the most, like, lame thoughts possible to make up for it. But I was just thinking about that, like, like, yo, like the world we live in right now

is low-key, like, a cyberpunk dystopia. but like people who won't drink normal water that's absolutely something you would fucking read in like a cyberpunk book or so it's like the most stupid it's like no it has to be flavored like a made up watermelon or else I won't drink it this girl she would like it wasn't that she wouldn't drink it

is that she could not drink it she would like want to vomit if she had a sip of water that didn't have Mio in it that's just that's insane dude in the next in the next Bible that's going to be like the sin that made God Yeah, dude, that's like Sodom and Gamora. Yeah, that's like insane. Like, I can only drink Sprite and beer or Mio.

We're living in Sodom and Gamora. Yeah, you are. Your house. Uh-huh. I'm mostly so. I'm going to sodom you tomorrow. That's right. Pull up.

I'm going to pull you down. Pull your shit down. Pull your pants down and sodom you till tomorrow. Come on. Don't say that. why because it's nasty you like nasty crap dude i saw you eating trash out of a fucking bugger bin you didn't see me eating trash out of a bugger bin that's what i call the trash good invention yeah but oh dude i need a bugger bin i don't remember the last 10 minutes

in a month that's okay you don't have to say it you don't have to say that one we're about living in the moment bud okay uh i that i have been thinking about like the next person who moves into this house just like finding my boogers like in the oven and being like, wow, that's, this guy must have been a monster. Hello, I'm, okay, I'm not cooking them to eat them. I just sometimes I'll fucking pick a booger and I'm like, you know what, it's my own house. I'll put it wherever I want. The person is moving into your house loves eating boogers.

Oh, if Booger Bill moves in. That would be good, bugger bill. That's bad news, dude. Bougar Bill. Oh, bugger bill. Wow, this tootin this pick and this booger eater and a beast. In the beast. That's the booger eating.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So you didn't understand that? No. Smell some nuggets in the oven in here. I think I'll be green going on. All around here. Here's a question.

Has your boogers ever smelled? Has my boogers? Have your boogers? Has your boogers ever smelled? You put one finger up to like a cartoon professor when you asked that? But I pose it to this question to you. Has your boogers ever smelled? Has your boogers ever smelled?

I meant to say have. I meant to say this in a normal, smart-sounding way. Yeah, and you said, has your boogers ever smelled? Have you ever? A fucking garbage pail kid in a lab coat asking you that? Has your boogers ever smelled? But have you ever been like, like, I think COVID definitely made me realize this, but like wearing like a mask and then you're like sweating and then you put the mask back on

and then just like there's a smell in your nose but you don't know what it is. That's your breath. And then you blow your nose, you blow your nose and then the smell goes away. I don't think my boogers have ever smelled. I don't have a stinky boogers. If any, if something about my boogers

could smell, it's because they, well, I mean, yeah, but here's the thing about boogers. I don't think that they could because they're in your nose all the time. It's like, it's like, yeah, but maybe they don't really taste air that much. No, but they pick up maybe things that you smell. So if you're sitting around fucking huffing,

pasta carbonara all day you might have some tasty boogers but if you're sitting in the with a mask on your damn face this is why i don't wear one with a mask on your damn damn face just fucking breathing breakfast breath into your damn booger ball then i mean you know i just went for the went for the other be word there you know it's kind of a stretch it happens but it's the the boogers are going to smell like fucking dog shit yeah i don't know if you want if you want maybe it's a different smell Maybe it's a different smell that I was smelling, but it's like... Maybe it's your mask. If you have bellicious boogers, you got to smell something good.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's like nose sweat that I'm smelling. Could be. You think nose sweat? Here, I will say this. About once a month. I get a very sweaty nose.

I have seen your sweaty nose. I can vouch for that. His nose gets damn sweaty. Oh, dude, trust me. Trust me. My nose, it's like a fucking... That's why you have such a thin, fit nose. Do I have a...

I've never really, like, analyzed my face. All right, let's do it. I need a protractor. Okay. Yep. There's certainly angles going on here. Yeah. And I don't like...

Shizzled? Angles, different round parts, shapes, hairs are above the eyes. Perfect teeth, dude. Several holes in the... In different points on the... My eyebrows are very big. I will say I do have big eyebrows.

I got some fucking Peter Gallagher shit. going on. Yep. I think that's his name. Once a month, my nose will start exuding a stench that smells like a, it smells like a tire.

I was just talking about this. Wait, really? That's what I was trying to describe. That's what I was trying to fucking describe. No, no, no, this is not a nose sweat. My nose will not sweat. It just smells insane. You're the one who just said your nose couldn't smell.

The outs, no, the out, not my boogers can't smell. The outside of my nose starts smelling like rubble. How do you know it's the outside of your nose? Because Jana has smelled the inside of my nose and the outside of my nose and it's the outside of my nose that smells like that. Maybe I'm thinking it's boogers

but it's this outside nose thing that you're talking about? What is going on with us, dude? Because it happens, it doesn't happen often. But it's like it's an industrial smell. Yeah. It is not. You guys just live in New York. It does not, no, I've had it for years. Yeah, me too. It does not. It does not. It does not.

in Boston and like Manchester and fucking wherever. Do you guys mean just randomly smelling like burning plastic or rubber sometimes? No, no, it's not that I smell it. It comes off your nose like with sweat, right? Will smell my fucking weird tires nose. Send us a message request and tell us it's like

some condition that I need a scientist in my life. Oh my God. Even the stupidest scientists would know about this one. I need Walter White in my life, dude. He's a genius scientist. Yeah. Um, me, me and Anna went to the, the, the, the brick shooters over the weekend and on the, like, the car ride there's a long car ride. We were listening to this true crime, um, podcast that she likes. It's about, it was about, like, a, uh, this, like, crazy scam where basically this, like, scammer tricks these, like, Hollywood, these, like, low level Hollywood employees into, like, flying to Indonesia for, like, a fake movie shoot, basically. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah, it's crazy. So, it's really crazy, but, like, they interviewed, like, a bunch of the people who get, like, who got, like, scammed and they're all, like, like, yeah.

Yeah, like, when I was in Indonesia, like, there was this driver driving me around, and I was so fucking scared. I thought I was going to die. Like, I couldn't get out of there fast enough. And then they interviewed this one Polish woman who's currently in, they like call her and she's like in out on the scam like right then. And she's like, when they tell her at this game, she's like, this is actually really crazy for me to find out. This is really weird that this is like a scam for me. Like, I don't really know what's going on. And they find out that it.

It's her second time going to Indonesia. What are they... She flew to Indonesia and they went back and then came back again. What did they make them do in Indonesia? It's this whole thing. They drive them around and have them take pictures. It's just like... It's like this...

The person is getting like some weird sexual pleasure out of it and then they, like, get money that, like, they pay the driver or two. It's very weird, but I was just laughing so hard. Your voice is like Exactly she was like This is just really weird for me I don't really know what's going on right now She just keeps going

Yeah It's over and over again Maybe she likes it dude Maybe she thinks Indonesia Maybe she's appreciating the natural beauty Of the Indonesian coast Yeah I mean I would love to go to Indonesia

On false pretenses Surf the waves dude No I would never I would never go under false pretenses If I was invited to go see like a friend in Indonesia I would go I probably would too I probably would go anywhere to see a friend

Yeah Man I'd love to go I'd love to go hell I'd visit hell to see one of my best friends Are you kidding me Absolutely No you wouldn't I would travel there

I would travel to the ends of the earth You get to see my best friend It's too hot here My nose is sweating My nose would sweat so much in hell though You're right It smells like You're absolutely right

It smells like brimstone I think it's my damn nose Here in hell Fuck you. You have a... Fuck you. No, you're no smells. Okay, stupid.

No, I'm not. All right stupid ass, bitch. Come on. I ain't fucking with you. Oh, God. I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you. Fucking bitch.

It's so funny. It's so scary. Yeah. Like, I saw that like six years ago and I just remembered it the other day. When he leans back and screams and then when he like sits back up, like there's just like murder in his eyes. He just looks like a fucking list. He was thinking. Like, he was thinking of somebody he hate.

He's thinking of a primal instinct to kill. Like, that's all you can see in his face. Yeah. Big boy, he lost all that weight. It used to be like a cheery Al Roker type for rap. And then all of a sudden he lost all this weight. Oh, so it's like, psycho, bro. It's like, uh, it's like a situation where he was once fat and they called him big boy.

Well, yeah, that, imagine, yeah. So like, Al Roker, same deal. So imagine if like people who listen to the show. Caught him fat out of forever. No, but what if your name was fat, what if your name was fat, Fat Patrick. Right. I'm glad you guys never kept calling me

Fatrick or anything like that. Yeah. It was too easy, dude. I don't go for the easy shit, you know. Yeah, you gotta go for something complex, like Splatrick. Yeah, now I'm, yeah. Splatrick has been, I've been called splatrick by a couple people. Slurple.

Slurple. The slurpler, that's another good one. Dude to your slurpling nature. Weirdo Patrick, the weirdo idiot is one that caught on. Stupid ass. Fucking F-A-G-I-T. I got called one. uh that's fucked up

that's not a nickname either i hope you know that i hope you know they weren't trying to be friendly patrick they weren't no oh we need to we need to get you some classes yeah yeah we need you to learn i have glasses right here no some classes we need you to learn to defend yourself online yeah we're putting you in a community we're putting you in millermont technical okay yep we're sending you to i'm going to learn how to make friends with the guys of my DMs calling me bad names. We're going to send you to FullSale University on a $1 scholarship

and it's going to change your life. You're going to learn how to be a video game developer slash homeless guy at FullSale University. On my dime, by the way. Did I tell you this already that I almost applied there when I was like six. So full sale? I think so. I think we definitely

talked about this. Yeah, I almost went to full sale. I almost went to full sale for video production. It's definitely one of the most scams. Yeah, I didn't know that until like, I, I, because I, I don't know, I was like 16 or 17 and I was like, I, like, there's no way I'm going to get into a good college with these grades. That's on par with their, they're like ad campaign where they just like show video games like, like, just to prey on like, and like, you know, kids who live in their parents' basements, like high schoolers live in their, like, it's like on par with like the commercials you see on TV where it's like a predatory like loan company and like the ad is like a 23 year old guy in his mom's basement. And he. takes the loan and, like, turns into a CEO. It's like, that's just not fair. You can't... I feel like you show up for Full Sail University with, like, a backpack and notebooks and shit.

And they're like, all right, first day, you're pressing license plates for Arizona. It's kind of a Mr. Miyagi thing. We'll work up to the video game design. Oh, man, dude. Evil. Yeah, I'm looking at my... Looking at my DM requests. There's been some pretty funny...

It's funny-ass-ish Funny-ass-ish That people've been calling me But you know I love funny-ass bullshit Can you just fucking spill the beans here? What are they saying? Patrick Fridge Saw that

Patrick Fridge So that doesn't make a lot of sense to me Because your name has Kind of nothing to do with fridges People love to send like just funny ass shit Oh yeah dude When you When you leave your DMs open

you get a lot of funny, funny DMs from people who will love you and have your best interest at heart. And you will not believe the memes that some of these people find. I mean, how did you find a picture of Nancy Pelosi with giant tits? I just don't understand. You are crazy. That is just, you're silly to send out to someone. You remember like a year ago or something like that?

I posted something about a, like, it was a stupid, like, making fun of those like oh if you idolize i said like if you idolize bart simpson you completely misunderstood that the point of the show and i got that was the most anybody has ever been mad at me online that's why it's so psychotic that you always think somebody's going to get mad at you because you say moana is a bad movie or something yeah is because that is the thing that people actually get mad at you for oh dude bart simpson tweet yeah this guy was like in my dms telling me to like kill myself, F-A-G-I-T, all this other stuff. Yeah, I got into like a fight with him.

I'll say this, more death threats would be good. Yeah? More death threats. I think it keeps life interesting if you think that somebody's going to kill you. A guy sent me up because of a complete manifesto one time and I, in a video of Google Drive doc, and I still don't know what it was up with that. If you reach out to me in any way, I'll report your. account. I'll find something you said. Yeah, I'm going to get you off the internet. I'm

going to ruin your life. Yeah. Buddy, I'm a wizard on the Twitter search. You replied to my fucking Twitter story and say, oh, I saw this movie once. It was pretty good. I'm scrolling down until 2014 and your account's gone. You're done, kid. You are never talking to your friends again. Remember how awesome it was when you quoted a millie in 2013? Guess what, bud? It's over. That account's getting nuked. You are done. Yeah. Yeah, you're getting fucking IP band, dude. And I'm going to be searching your username to make sure you don't come back with a VPN. It's over.

That's right. A VPN can't. I'll do a reverse VPN, dude. Yeah. I'll be an NPV. Right on you. No profiles. No profiles, voloud.

I think I could become a pretty good hit, man. I think I'm amazing. Yeah, I mean, you already look like Agent 47. Well, that was maybe my first thought, but it's gotten bigger since then. Yeah. Because I also act like him. I'm kind of a strong, silent, quiet, killer type. Oh, totally.

Totally, totally. Yeah, you're definitely silent. Yeah, you're definitely, definitely strong. Yeah, you're definitely a silent type. Mm-hmm. Yeah, bitch, I wish you were. Oh. I wish you was more silent.

I'm trying to work on my silence right now. Even when he tries to work on silence, he still keeps going, mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. No, because you're like the same-talk. He does that. No, you're more like the chamber. Yeah, I'm kind of a strong. Yeah, I'm kind of a strong. strong silent type.

Wait, wait, guys, try to get the chained just veins popping out on Caleb's bald head because he can't talk

because he's trying to be cool and he's just walking around the like the target just going mm-hmm

mm-hmm here cookies cookies on sale you'd be the cashier you be the cashier at Kudoba and I'll be

me trying to be strong and silent I'm trying to order okay. Hello and welcome to Kidova Okay, I will take your credit card and I will go home with it. No?

No. I'm entering your credit card into my Amazon account right now. Excuse me, sir. Can you hurry up? Also, your pants are down. I can see your ass. I'm trying to get a burrito. There's poop running down your leg, sir.

Sir, you're going to have to go into the bathroom. By the way, that's going to cost you. I lost the code. I lost the voice I was doing. There's no code in the bathroom. Sir, you're going to have to go in the bathroom. bathroom. Don't worry. No code to get in. Okay.

Go on in. Go on in. Can I come my Pepsi soda? We don't have Pepsi products at Kudobo. Do you have a Coke? We have a Coke freestyle machine. I like one. Me deal. I can't understand you, sir.

Did you say... A strong silent type. Did you say buy Human Giant on DVD on Amazon for me? Okay, and then another guy walks up and taps you on the Caleb on the shoulder. Excuse me, are you Agent 47, the Hitman? Maybe. Your cover has just been blown, sir.

I said maybe. You're not supposed to speak if you're age of 47. Are you to Mr. Bean? Because he's a strong silent type. That's all you have to do. It's that easy, dude. Immediately, I'd be like the head of the Hitman Guild. Yeah.

The assassin. Mr. Bean, the head of the... You're becoming head of the Hitman Guild. I'm head of the Inventor's Guild now. You just left the Inventors Guild. You can't be in two guilds at once. Imagine Mr. Bean is a hitman, though. Yeah.

Nothing personally. Hmm. Can I use your bathroom? He talks like that, right? Mr. Bean? He does talk like that, but he doesn't say that many words. Hello. I am Mr. Bean. Yeah.

Can I use your restaurant? You're sounding like Mr. Freeholet. Mr. Freeholet. Is that some made-up guy? Senior Freehole? No. Is that the voice you're doing? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing Senior Freehole. Yeah. It is fun. Do you think they call him that in other countries when they localize it?

You think he's still Mr. Bean? Maybe. Wait, that's actually, I can guarantee in Mexico he's not called Senior Freehole. Probably Senior Bean. I was going to say that's ridiculous,

but they do shit like that all the time when they localize that one second. Yeah, Bobbi Sponga. Yeah. Localized. How do it? Do you think it's just Mr. because it might just be Mr. because it's a name.

Yeah, I feel, you know, I feel like they just call his name. All right. I'm looking up, I'm looking at Mr. Bean worldwide. Just Mr. Worldwide. I don't know what to search to find the answer to this. Just search, Signore Frihole. See if it comes up. Well, I don't want to know if it's Signor Friholy.

I just want to know what they call them. So, Senior Freeholes is a website. It's a Mexican restaurant in Key Largo. Mr. Bean's restaurant. is it like that i would hate to eat there it's like a margaritaville situation no it has nothing to do with they got to pick go to images check out yeah check out their logo they have like a heisenberg type yeah yeah like walter white breaking bad yeah oh my god dude i just i'm almost done with breaking bad almost done with it and i need it i need a new show but everybody that i know is like a big into

anime so i'll ask for a new show and they're like you should watch fucking school schoolgirl sex fuck 100 it's actually got a weird name but that art is so incredible so I need a better show to watch I've watched all the bald guy canon I've watched do you watch Sopranos breaking bad the shield I need a new bald guy show you watch uh check it out I've been rewatching check it out I need something with an uvla dude you got to watch the you got to watch the children the children episode of uh check it out with Dr. Steve rule I bet you do want to watch that episode No, you're going to like that episode, Caleb. I bet you will like that episode.

Yeah, I bet you will like it. Yeah, I bet you will like it. Yeah, I bet you'll like it. Pedophile says anything? I was prepared to go for 30 minutes. Dude, I, I just so funny. The rest of the episode is silence. Oh, it's too easy.

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Friends's birthday the other day We were at like some like fucking Hippie Bushwick Bar and our friend wanted the Mets game on and I asked the bar turn and I was like hey you put the Mets game on it's Channel 36 She turned it on and just every TV in the bar

Turned to Fox News Yeah. And we were just watching the Lauren Ingram show. Yeah. Number one, coo cookies. Cookeys. Cookeys. Cooties.

Cookeys, yeah. You know, I mean, there's no argument here, but, I mean, there is, I think there's a little, I guess it can be disputed between number one and number two here. Are you guys milk drinkers? Well, before we move on to that, no, I hate milk, too. I am honest up, I would never, I would never. I would never drink. Oh, yeah, I'd drink all my milk now, but I wouldn't drink. I mean, I'd have, like, milk in cereal or like, like, like, with stuff. I would never just drink straight milk. I'd drink milk after cookies have been dipped in it. I think drinking a, you know, and it's interesting because before I've said, I think drinking a whole glass of milk is psycho behavior just to drink milk on its own. And, you know, Patrick made a lot of fun of me for saying that. So it's kind of interesting that he's turned now and seen my way of life. Wow, dude.

I just, no, I, you know, and there's actually video evidence of that, too. You know, it was on strike. Well, I think it's fine to drink a glass of milk, but like... Oh, now you can't even stick to his guns. Let me... You're like Hillary Clinton. Let me clarify, because I'm going to get a lot of shit for this. We'll give you, like, 10 minutes to think of, like, how you want to try and weasley your way out of this one. I know it won't work.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm just going to read some comments in the meantime. Shut up, shut up. Let me, let me fucking... Okay. I'm waiting. It's fine to drink a glass of milk, but the process in which you get the milk is very weird. Go to the store. and understand.

Yeah, who would be the first, who was the first guy who saw a cow? I was like, I'm going to drink whatever comes out of milk, right? Yeah, I've actually been thinking about this. Who's the first guy who saw a bug? I'm saying, I'm starting to see him. Who's the first guy who saw, like, who saw, like, chewing gum? It's like, I'm going to chew this, but not eat it. Hey, you see this gum?

I'm going to, I might chew on this gum. Cameron? I don't think I'm going to use gum for nothing right now. I think I'm going to use it to chew. I'm trying to fix our friendship. Who's the first guy who saw a lollipop with no stick? I was like, I wish I could eat this with a stick in it. I'm trying to fix our friendship, Cameron.

And I'm trying to work on some killer open-mic material. So, can you give some space, dude? Okay. My grandfather, when him and my grandma would come over for dinner when I was growing up, my mom would make, like, salad or pasta or some shit. And every single time my grandpa would bring, he would just walk in with a gallon of milk and a pre-made hamburger patty. And he would just make it for himself and have a glass of milk.

every like every couple weeks when they come for dinner like dude that's such a sick move just like don't have no idea what's being served and you're just you know what you want mm-hmm um i just there's just two comments on the cookies one what did cameron say about i got distracted i don't remember you said something about me weaseling my way out of something about milk are you serious you forgot that yeah i just did you forgot that you guys talking about you know what it's fine buddy you you can just do your I don't want anyone to be mad at me about this milk thing I don't think I don't think anyone's gonna be mad at you I don't know Cameron I'm not mad at you have you guys ever had raw milk no what the fuck is that dude

that shit's crazy I know it's nuts it's so funny that people it people break the law like they just they go to insane lengths yeah to like sell that shit that shit I've had a sip of it before it's like the difference Between, like, smoking weed and eating it. Yeah. What if... What if I could drink milk, but I could also have, like, whatever pus comes out of the pimples that's inside of a cow's tip, too. Like...

See, that's why I switched to oat milk. Oh, yeah, it's better, too. It's like if they made, like, flushing the toilet, not flushing the toilet, illegal, and people were, like, looking for toilets filled with shit in them to use. Exactly. They were like, I have to, I will risk going to jail so that I can just fucking piss on shit. For drinking raw milk? No, it's illegal. No, no, you can.

I don't think you can go to jail. Yeah, you fucking, it's illegal to sell raw milk. You probably get fined, okay, but you get fined enough times you go to jail. That's true. All of a sudden, dude, you're having to choose a race. It's because of the, like, CDC doesn't let you sell it or something. CDC doesn't let you do a lot of stuff. It's true.

Can you eat your own cum? Is that illegal? It's illegal. Not illegal yet. It should be. Does that break? like an incest law? Yes.

You can't cum in your own mouth? You can't drink your dad's gum. What's happening in this damn world? Can't fucking drink your dad's come or your own cum. A lot has changed. That's all. True. You know what?

You homogenize your cum. Yeah, I mean, Louis Pasteur was a crook. Great trumpet player, though. Yeah. Yeah. He hit, no, that was Dizzy Gillespie. Dizzy? Dizzy Lesby

Dizzy Gillespie Now you're speaking my language Dizzy Gillespie was He had like I've talked about Dizzy Gillespie to you guys Before his like big pouches Where he would like blow into the trumpet

And his whole face Oh yeah dude that got rules Yeah That guy's a fucking beast Dude his episode of the Muppets Great, great episode Someone says without cookies Milk tastes like nothing

You need to go to the hospital Yeah If you think milk tastes like nothing Dude okay 2% milk doesn't taste like anything What? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking?

Milk is like such a distinctive taste. 2% milk tastes like water. Okay, you have diabetes. Something is... I don't have diabetes. You have diabetes and I'm going to chop your leg off. Because if you think milk tastes like nothing, you're psyched. No, whole milk tastes like milk.

I don't think milk tastes like nothing, but I also don't drink plain milk so I'm not going to weigh in. It's spicy. I'll let my friends fight this one. It's spicy. It has an umami spicy. spicy flavor. It's similar to mayonnaise. I think it's the white color that makes it so spicy.

It's ranch, too, can get very spicy. White like a ghost. Ghost like a ghost pepper. Yeah. If you ever have had Pepperidge Farms bread, can get very spicy, too. Especially the potato bread. Yeah. Hostess bread.

Nothing is spicier than a potato. Oh, my God. I have to lick the ground after I eat that shit. It's like eating a, it's like eating a fire. Have you ever had the hostess bread? No. Is it like chocolate bread? No, no.

It's like hostess. Hostess, like, whole wheat bread. They sell it at, like, 7-Eleven. Whole wheat. Well, it's got to be good for you. Dude, it smells rancid. You got serious fucking summer nose vibes. It's like mill.

It's like, the fucking, like, it's bread, right? Like, bread's like two, three ingredients. But, like, hostess bread, like, the ingredient list is, like, a fucking paragraph. I got to give it to you. You're amazing in explaining this. It's like, I'm watching. how it's made right now. This is incredible.

It's basically really fucked up the way they make this bread. There's way too many ingredients. The amount of preservatives and hostess bread is insane. I mean, honestly, like, survival of the fittest style, if you see bread that has the hostess logo on it and you're like, I'm going to buy this bread, you deserve to have pickled insides. Yeah, I agree. Sometimes you need bread, and it's the only bread that they have.

What fucking store has only hostess bread? Are you going to like a candy store or something? 7-Eleven and the convenience store that was near my old apartment. Then go to a different one. I didn't want to walk all the way to another store. If you choose to eat hostess bread. If you can't walk long enough to get normal bread and you're giving the hostess bread, you're double dipping in fucking carcinogens there.

Yeah. You deserve to have your body be your own personal sarcophagus. Yeah, you're going to be buried. Yeah. My body's a damn temple. Yeah, the freaking temple of doom. I mean, what's up with that movie? Indiana Jones.

Yeah. Kids eat an eyeball soup. Number two is Oreos. I didn't even read the comments I wanted to read. Too bad. Let's pretend they're about Oreos. I remember when I was in primary school and when they served cookies and milk for dessert at lunch and they asked you if you want to milk with your cookie, I would always

refuse because for some reason I don't like drinking milk out of a cup. My friend, however, is the complete opposite. He loves drinking milk out of a cup. And then here's his friend if you scroll down. Biscuits and milk is the best combination. The sweetness of the biscuits and the faint taste of milk, which makes the biscuits slash cookies, linger in your mouth a little longer. Ah, moans, it's the best.

That is a very proper top tens user. Vile. Horrible. Yeah. I mean, vile, first of all, it's not a biscuit, dude. A biscuit. To have the audacity called a biscuit and then say biscuit slash cookie after that, it's like, no, you made your bed. You know what you're doing here.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a cookie over there? A biscuit is made by the poorest, fattest woman in the universe, and she serves it to you at a barbecue place. And a cookie is a very awful word for a type of person over there. What? You know what they call... You know how we call cigarettes, cigarettes, and they call it something else? That's like how cookies are here.

That's why they say biscuits. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. It's true.

So you might think twice before you say cookie from now on. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Uh, number two, Oreos. That's a cookie. Oh, shit. Who were you saying that, too? No.

Here's what you went for is, that's a cookie. That is a cookie. Oh, I had too much fucking caffeine, dude. It's having an opposite effect now. Two caffeinated drinks cancel each other out. I have plenty of caffeine all the time, and I don't find myself calling people. British slurs so yeah I don't even remember what this episode's about what are we talking about

it's about you're lying that's the most you can scroll up on the web but you're acting this is like this is like when a kid drinks a capri son for the first time and like runs in circles around the house is like this feels like it gives me superpowers you've never had sugar before yeah you're on it's like you're it's like a sugar it's like when you eat a brownie and you're like I'm having a total sugar rush right now and you find out there sugar-free brownies all along he's never had sugar. sugar so god damn it has he so sweet that's me to you yeah yeah man i had some orioes yesterday and they just weren't the same without milk so my mom went out and bought some milk and it was

instant heaven the second that milk saturated cookie and soaked cream encountered my lips and greedy teeth oh my greedy teeth my lips and greedy teeth she's just mouth gashish sheesh sheesh I saw that twist lick, dunk, and milk. That's not even the one I was going to read. It's a different one that also starts that way. Twist, lick it, and dunk it. Yeah, baby. Come on, vote for this.

If you don't, then maybe you need to eat some Oreo and milk, then you decide. Then there's twist, lick, and dunk. I love it. I love to leave my Oreo and milk and take them out one minute later and eat them. Just mouth gasms. Dude, people who fucking, just eat, just eat the Oreo, dude. Yeah, I can't, nah, dude, a dry Oreo is delicious. What are you talking about?

Dry Oreo will fucking, that'll fuck you up. What do you eat? No, that's wrong. That's incorrect. It'll fuck you up. Yeah, you'll pop. It will fuck you up to eat an Oreo. Oreo, no, Bev, that'll fuck you up.

What? You're eating Popeye's biscuit with no, Bev? yes i what's what what's what's what's what's so dry you just sit in the bathtub all day dunking biscuits and oreos into the water and just fucking you are you are crazy are not that dry compared to other cookies they have like orios are pretty dry tell you what's dry a damn god damn belveda not compared to like like chips a hoi like any other any other like snack cookie is way drier than an orio all cookies are pretty dry that's

Oreos are some of the least dry cookies Oreos are pretty dry No Yes No you're stupid I'm not stupid about this You need your mouth water checked up on

I have a lot of saliva Thank you very much You get a tiny mechanic under that tongue Come on over I'm not a tiny mechanic Yes you are We're the same size Okay

All right I'm over I'll be over right after this with my little with the tech deck that I used to go under tongues and check it out. Number three, cereal. Milk enhances the taste or cereals while cereals make the milk taste better. You can't go wrong. While with cake and cookies, milk can seriously, like, spelled like cereal. Destroy the taste of the cookie.

Fun fact, the original name of cereals was cereal and is a Latin corruption, which means unreal, because Paul I first considered cereals to be the unreal gift from God. The fun fact here is, however, that my story is a bowl of bull. Whoa. Are you serious? Did you guys fall for it? Did you guys fall for it? Yeah, I'd fall for it. Uh, here's a great comment. Love my milk. Love my milk. I just, you know what? It doesn't matter what the item is. I love my damn milk. Aw, love my milk. You can't eat cereal without milk, and then it says, I sometimes eat cereal without milk. Dude, when I buy a house, I'm putting up one of those live last stuff love type signs that says love my milk yeah like those letters you put above the stairs i welcome

that yeah love my milk in this house we love my milk i'll have another one on the other wall that says i hate milk so i will not eat or drink anything with milk inside it's rubbish i hate milk i'm the evil guy who lives in this house who hates milk the m in both of those could be an utter that's clever that's good it couldn't be an utter it's like an upside down utter yeah you've never seen an utter then. I've seen an utter. They're like, they're like, uh, spider eyes. There's like millions of things coming off of those.

There's not a million udders. Well, you just put the things coming off of them. The M is like the shape of the utter and then, yeah. Look at a, look up cartoon cow. Look up M, look up letter M as utter. Cartoon. Cow. Okay, I looked up M utter and I'm looking here.

All right. Tough mutter. Uh, it's a obstacle race. Nice. Oh, is that one of those ones where you, like, fucking climb through shit? Yeah. And so they take photos of you in the middle. And they're like, this guy's basically a Marine, because he did a mud run.

Yeah. Or, like, what's that one where they throw fucking colors on you? The color run? What are these people doing, dude? How hard is it to just run a normal mile? Well, you got to throw obstacles. I mean, I guess the obstacles make it fun, but, like... You have to run from...

Is it like the zone in Fortnite where you have to run from the colors as... they chase you? Maybe that's it. Yeah, I think they spray them. I think there's parts you run through where they're spraying them. So does that mean that you win or you lose? No, you're supposed to like it. Why would you like being blue?

Because it proves that you ran the run? I don't know. Just walking into the 7-Eleven after or just being like, I mean, you can guess where I came from. It's the same thing as like, you know, being on like a bar crawl or something. Yeah, and you're wearing like a... I guess that's true. fucking, yeah, dressed up like a lobster or something,

and you're going to CVS and be like, you'll never guess what I'm doing right now. Yeah, and they're like, I didn't ask. No, but seriously, try and guess. Try and guess what I just did. No one gives a shit about that. Like, the Santa Con stuff? Like, you fucking, oh, man.

Okay, let's hold it. Santa Con is actually pretty fucking cool. It's kind of a testament to... Santa Con is not cool. It is cool, dude. It's one of the few Christian holidays that are left. I want to, I don't want to derail, but I do, we were talking.

talking about live laugh love stuff and how there's like one good one and one evil one yeah do you ever think about how if you had like a live laugh love sign if you look at it in the mirror it says evil evil it's true that is so true dude damn i don't even think of that dude it's so cool wow imagine going to the bathroom when you look in the bathroom mirror and you just see a sign behind you this is evil i would run out of there instantly or you get pulled into the mirror universe and it says fucking die, scream, fart. You get pulled it in the mirror universe and it says live, laugh, love again. Yeah.

Yeah, wait a second. I'm just in the normal universe. Fuck. I needed to go to the mirror universe to get a backward soda. A backward soda? It's just an idea, you know, like I said, I'm a casual inventor. I just throw them out. I don't worry about that patent shit.

I leave that for the nerds. Yeah. I'm kind of a creative genius. It's like Walt Disney. Water soda adapter. So you can put soda in a water cup or water in a soda cup. How about a soda scream? Okay.

Hold on. Because it's already making a noise, but you press that button down. It goes, Ah! Huh? Maybe, yeah. How about a scream scream? Maybe tone it down.

Okay. What about scream? Huh. What about whipping scream? Scream. What about scream? scream of tartar Okay

You know Yeah What is What is cream of tartar It's a weird Fucked up Little dust That you fucking put on shit

And it makes it bubble Or something Okay Yeah It's white too Number four brownies Um I don't like brownies

I don't either I don't need that I don't need that in my life I don't like sweet bread Like not No no no sweet bread is good But like brownies I like cake, I hate.

I like brownies a lot. I don't really care about cake, but brownie with ice cream. That's very good. I don't eat anything fudgy. It needs to have, it needs to have the other thing. Like, it needs to have, like... Yeah, I mean, I still would eat a plain brownie, but brownie with ice cream is to another level. A waffle with ice cream on it, amazing.

A brownie with ice cream on it, amazing. Waffle might be the most versatile food. Oh, yeah. Waffle on its own great, but brownie on its own, no. No. Agree. I disagree. But like a cookie, if it's like a double fudge cookie where the cookie itself is chocolate,

I can't do that. But if it's just like a chocolate chip cookie, that's good. I'm not a huge chocolate fan, dude. Me neither. Yeah, I don't have any ailments that need to be cured. I'm a gummies guy. That's my sweet. Gummy's guy? That's my sweet.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Makes a lot of sense. Because you're a little gummy bear. You put a gummy worm on the end of a fishing rod and stand in an alley. and you can angle it out in front of the toy store. You catch yourself. No, you do that.

No. I don't do that. You set up a whole Rube Goldberg machine to catch you with a gummy worm. That's what you do. It's the only way I can eat gummies without feeling like guilty about it. Yeah, because somebody else is doing it. You know what I had last night, I had the Haribo fruit mix. That's my recommendation for the week.

You said that like you just had like an amazing Malbec. You said, you're like, oh, you know what we have last? What was that, dear? No, Haribo fruit mix. I believe it was a Haribo fruit mix. It was wonderful. It was absolutely gorgeous. And last week, we had the Haribo Fizzikola.

Absolutely amazing. Absolutely amazing. You know, they have a, gee, help me here. It's a nerds rope. Is that what it's called? It's to die for, absolutely. It's beautiful. And you open the Lafie Tafi and you look at it,

and you look at the rapper of the Lafie Taffy, and there's a little jewell. on a rapper and you can read it to your friends and you can have it's amazing it's absolutely amazing for a social situation it's amazing the social scenarios dinner party odour

like this one is when he says here it says here uh oh fuck I don't know any what did what did uh what did the girl say to Pinocchio while he was fucking eating her out no no no no no no no no no no no

lie to me Pinocchio come on Laffy Taffy Let's go. Dirty Laffy Taffy? Adult Laffy Taffy, let's go. Lie to me, Pinocchio. Fucking put your nose in my cunt. Come on Laffy Taffy. Let's go, Laffy Taffy.

Laffy, Pinocchio. Hey, Pinocchio. Laffy Taffy. Laffy Taffy. That's one of my favorite Laffy Taffy. I got a Laffy Taffy for Pinocchio. It's a really long answer. It's like a whole paragraph.

Come on, Pinocchio, Laffy Taffy. Using a jeweler's loop to read it. I think that they should put they should put, at the end of the Snapple facts, they should put Snapple out. That would be pretty good. They should put just kidding at the end of the

snapfax. Just kidding. You idiot. Fuck you, stupid. Yeah. The sky is the red, not Snapple out. Dude, Snapple sarcasm.

Snapple should do like false facts. Like disinfo for April Fool's Day. That would be amazing. And then people would, like, hoard them and put them back on store shelves, like, in other times of the year. Well, you'd have to put April or Snapple fools on the rapper. Snapple.

Snapple fools. Snapperel, juice. Juice. Excuse me? Juice. Like, juice. Like, what Snapple is. You're saying on the disinformation ones, they should say, Snapperel juice.

No, juice. All right. I don't know what you're getting at. I'm just, that's all I heard. I'm just saying, that kind of came off weird. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to give you a pass. I said juice.

Number five, cinnamon rolls. What did you say, Patrick, just now? Can't excuse me? Because I said juice, but I know that you did not say juice. You're saying it again. You're saying Nazi Jews now? What are you fucking... What are you talking about, man? You need it, you need to drink less coffee next time, okay?

You're really, you're really freaking me out. You're freaking me out. I think he might be losing it. You think he might be juicing it? What did you say, dude? What the hell? I think the Jews might be doing this, is what I said. You must have misheard me.

I think all the juice that Patrick drank did do this. You're right. Cinnamon rolls. You don't need anything extra on a... The comment on this one weirds me out, too. Listen to this. I totally agree with you. Cinnamon rolls are amazing.

The thing is, I hate milk. So whenever I get milk with cinnamon rolls, I eat a million rolls and barely drink any milk. Who the fuck is getting, like, a bunch of cinnamon rolls? that's that's like well it depends if it's the orange kind if it's an orange cinnamon roll orange what do you mean 50 of orange kind

the orange the orange icing cinnamon rolls never seen that is are you crazy dude not crazy it's just I'm uninformed oh my oh my god oh my god oh my lord you have to try these

yeah they have orange on them and maybe in them too I've not checked they're the fucking what's the name of the little fucking fat guy who giggles Pillsbury It's one of the Pillsbury

You know that's in the rolls Of coming to tube Yeah His name's popping fresh It's not Pillsbury His name is Pillsbury Yeah I thought it was Doe Boy

No he is the Pillsbury Doe boy And his name is popping fresh What? Promise you Look it up I can bury some pills right now Yeah

Yeah In my day You're gonna bury it My dad-dough boy. Oh, come on, dude. I don't want to put nothing in your damn dough boy. You wrote some nasty crap today, and honestly, I'm not here for it. Mm-hmm.

Number six. Yeah, this is an off day for me. A cake. Seven donuts, eight chocolate. Don't care. Doesn't matter. Mm-hmm. Nine pie.

Top comment. Apple pie be the best. In Kolkata, you get the best at Park. True. True. That's facts. Pop-tarts. Pop-tarts are life.

So when Pop-Tarts and milk are together It was instant heaven It's true Can't eat without milk It's a great breakfast I don't like Pop-Tarts Really? I think maybe

I think there's like one or two flavors That are okay But all in all That's a food you got to grow out of By high school or else you are You're a permanent child See if you're like me And you just ate too many of them

For breakfast every day You just get sick of them That's what you have to do I think If you're a grown-up though you can indulge every once in while in a cinnamon pop-tart. If you get one of these fruity ones or s'mores pop-tart... You have something wrong with you if you're eating...

If you're eating a fucking, like, confetti, strawberry pot-tart. Yeah, the brown cinnamon are the good ones. The s'mores pop-tarts? Those are the only ones that I would... The smores' ones are good, but again, those are ones that if you're eating those, you're older than, like, 16, you're... You're going to be shipped away. Yeah, just make a damn smore, you fucking weirdo.

I ate too many s'm an adult As a kid Yeah, just sit up, come on, dude Every man gets home from a long day of work At the DEA You get home, you fucking pop a swat You get a nice... You see the divorce papers

That your wife left on the table for you to sign You light them on fire You cook a nice smore above them Yeah, put it, throw a nice smore on the grill Pour yourself some scotch Come on, dude Pour the scotch on the grill Grow up

Chase your shitty little kid around the house With the smore skewer Yeah, dude Let him hold your gun. Yeah. Okay. Now we're getting awesome. Glue your kids' feet to the floor with melted marshmallow.

Teach your kid. Teach your kid the daddy safe combo song. Uh-huh. That's right. Two, one, one, two, three, eight. Buy your son's short. The guy who smokes weed in my alley was back for the past, like, a few minutes. I didn't want to say anything because he was open.

Joe he didn't say anything about weed. He was standing over there and he was smoking, and then he just started doing this. dude he's about to ralph yeah he was about to fucking throw up right there and then he just walked away just now the damn potts hitting him too too hard it looked like like it wasn't like a normal it was like half throwing up half some kind of dance it was very weird he has his last pot since the 70s dude he's letting the demon out of him what these kids making these days if he would if he if he had been here on 420

I would have handed the mic out the window but you know I live here and he's here maybe twice a week so I don't want to make an enemy I'm not going, you know, on 420, he might be happy to talk about weed, but I, you know, I don't want to start anything. And you don't want to deal with some fucking drug addict also. They're unbreakable. A wasteoid. Oh, my God. Some junkie.

Fucking track marks all over his arm from. Oh, I wish the Punisher was real. God damn it, dude. I know, dude. Here, hold on, let me read this thing right here. Number 18, Twinkies. There's a comment here. Says, me and my buds call this Twanky milk.

Twanky milk Twanky milk Kids in high school Come up with the most fucked up Combination Foods I knew this dude who would Put like a handful of after-dinner mints In a glass of milk

And then he'd drink the milk And the after-dinner mints would make like a paste At the bottom of the cup And then he'd eat that Are you serious? I swear to God, his name is David We have a similar situation here on number 20 number 20's Flaming Hot Cheetos

and the bottom comment is I make milkshakes of this Call mini chef Ramsey B because I be cooking Boo tap my feet What? Stop trying to start a catchphrase dude You ain't hamburger Jones

Yeah Boot tap me You can't fucking hit me with a boot tap my feet I don't know you Catch freezes are just really lame I'm so ooey gooey I just don't respect most people Who try to make something happen

That just shouldn't happen Yeah, dude. Swag. This is the last one on the list. Number 51, cotton candy. What? Yeah, wait a second. Dip it in taste, wink emoji.

It's just milk. That's a prank on someone who likes cotton candy, but doesn't know what happens when you eat it. Yeah, no, seriously, put this cotton candy in the milk. Yeah, yeah, put a bunch of water on your cotton candy. Yeah, dude, it'll be really funny and delicious. You ever, like, when you were a kid, did you ever just take a whole, like, you get like a bag of,

a cotton candy at the fair or whatever just make it a ball yeah turn it into the ball like clump it and you crush it in your hands until like all the sugars like turn hard yeah and then just throw it away because you can't fucking eat it anymore right because well i would eat it i would eat it turns into fucking teflon dude yeah so bad stop a train disgusting number 31's hamburger and the only comment is i do this every day that is my grandfather yeah oh fuck milk and a burger you gotta learn nothing better and well that That was before they invented fries. Kola, cheese, yogurt, butter,

ramen noodles. Pair. What is Rusk? A hard dry biscuit or twice-baked bread. A hard dry biscuit? This technical shit's gone too far. It is sometimes used as a teethear for babies. Oh, fuck.

Mentos. Number 50, Van Gogh. yellow wafers. Holy Jesus Christo. These are good. Oh my God. I've put Coca-Cola and milk. Not very good. Yeah? Yeah, don't recommend it. How the fuck would that ever be good? I don't know. Fucking milk and Coca-Cola. You know what? They should put milk in the freestyle machines. Yeah. They should, dude. Mix it all up. You should be able to put different flavors of milk.

No, you know what it should be? Okay, here's my invention. We're replacing freestyle. or they're putting an update in freestyle machines. You can choose as many as you want, like as many different things as you want, but every, like, additional thing you add, there's a growing chance that it will just add milk without telling you. He's playing Russian roulette? Exactly, yeah.

So if you just want one thing, that's fine. You know, you don't get any milk. Two different things mixed together. There's about a 20% chance. There's some milk and plopped in there. I think you finally become an adventure, dude. And we call it, and we call it the, the Coca-Cola

unfree style. Oh my God, dude. The Coca-Cola battle wrap. Battle Royale, Coca-Cola Free Machine. That's pretty good, dude. All right. I will go pee now.

Yeah. All right. Bye.