Podcast About List - Ep. 149 - With a thang

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. That counts to the ball list. You're in the crap monster. Wow. Stop, not doing a dove-step, then. No, you guys ruined it already. You know what? I'm no, don't my goodness.

I'm, I'm, I'm don't. Do we just do the show now? Do we just do the show now? You guys have to fucking always be doing pentatonic's ass bullshit beatboxing? Can I just make my noise? No. No, the word of top content. No one, stop.

That one's actually good. That is pretty fucking good. You better keep going. You better not stop. Oh, my God, you're going to really well. Now end it. Finish it up. That was horrible.

That was a bad ending. That's a worst ending I've ever seen. That is an electric funeral by Black Sabbath. So that song has to have ended at some point, right? I did a cover. You have to have some kind of ending for it that you could have used. You had a better ending. But instead, you just gave it.

You just kind of did the same. That's how the song ends. Well, they should have written a better ending. That's one of the top ten Sabbath songs. No, it's Iron Man, War Pigs, and they didn't write any other songs to my knowledge. What about it? Paranoid. I was a guitar hero.

No, I think that's actually by Justin Bieber. What the hell? Paranoid about Justin Bieber, yeah. J.B. No, not Justin. You can't talk about Justin Bieber and Black Sabbath in the same sentence? Why? They're two of the greatest guitarists of all time.

Paranoid is a... What? Simon was telling me that, like, whatever the guy's name, he has a funny name. Tony Iommi. No, the guy who writes the song who has a funny name. Geyser Butler? Yeah, Geyser Butler. When he was, like, writing paranoid, he, like, the song is about being depressed and he just

forgot what the word for depression was. and called it paranoid instead. Because the song is all just like, I am so crazy because I'm frowning all the time. Yeah. You know, that type of thing. That's so funny. That rules.

I love stuff like that in Sundry. Yeah. Yeah. And what? In Sundry? Oh, sorry, I've been playing chivalry too. So I like things and sundry. What the fuck are you saying?

You don't know about how to talk medieval? No. That's kind of embarrassing, dude. You weren't talking medieval at all, though. I'd mostly say. stuff like that in sundry now, so stop. Stop. That's not medieval. It is medieval. That's just one word.

Yeah, it's pretty medieval, though. You're not saying there's no ye olds or anything. So if I was like, yeah, I'm going to go to the store lasers and I think I'm going to buy like some bread or something. Would that be like a futuristic? No, because if you were talking about buying a laser, okay, wait, I'm going to go buy some sundry. All right. Fairty well. Yeah, me and Patrick have been really, me and Patrick have been really into the future lately. So we've been, you know, we've been talking, you know, sophisticated like that. Well, me, I'm more medieval.

Zero one, zero one, zero one, zero one, zero one, zero one, one, zero one, zero one. I mean, in our, in our robotic conversations, we tend to mention a lot of technology like that. So it's, you doth enjoy the heavens, you, you, you, you, a foul boilers. I will continue to play chivalry two and Sunder three. But you're playing a computer game. That's not, yeah, that's not medieval at all. No, it is medieval because I don't know how a computer works. So I'm just, I just click the buttons.

A medieval guy wouldn't even get to click a button. They weren't many buttons. They were no buttons in the back whenever. Zero one, that's not a button. Zero one. That's not a button that had to cut. I bet Leonardo da Vinci invented a button. He was not medieval.

He was not medieval. He was Renaissance. Oh, one, oh, one. They're all sundry to me, so it doesn't matter. Oh, oh, one. Oh. Stop trying to be robotic. I'm trying to be medieval over yonder.

Oh, one. Oh, one, one. Over yonder is more of like, I think, maybe a cowboy. I'm trying to be medieval over there. Oh, one, one. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. Stop, dude.

One. Yeah, you could say like beyond yon realm might be like a good one you could add. I mean, I think I could do a better job than you if I was admitted to being a poser like this. I'm about to flagellate you. You better shut up. 1.0. You're getting flagellated pretty soon. Okay, I'm done.

I don't want. Perhaps I may. I can't take a flagellation right now. I might flagellate you, or what's the one where they cut you in the middle? You're going to take my flatulation. I'm not going to... You know, escapism? You know, when they make you poop yourself?

They make you poop yourself? They make you poop yourself when they cut open your stomach, so a bunch of flies go in. Ugh. Yeah, I think Cam knows... Cam knows a lot more about medieval torture. You know tons of sundry about medieval torture. Stop! Stop saying it! Why?

What's wrong? Sundry? I shall strike you with my claymore, Patrick, if you don't... If you don't simmer down. Simmer down is medieval, right? That is pretty good. You don't chill, dog. Simmer down is Sherry O'Terry on SNL. No.

Yeah. You're just making shit up now. No, I saw a video. I accidentally watched a video on the podcast YouTube. Oh, great. I love checking those recommendations. I love that. It is funny.

Yeah. I mean, you go on there, it's like, Quentin Tarantino's directoral style at three budgets, four-hour-long video. I'm like, who's watching this? I watched that, um... Yeah, fuck. It's so embarrassing.

It's that guy that Drew Gooden guy on YouTube. He said, like, I watched one episode of every SNL season. And... This is what they were called. Yeah, it was like a 30-minute long video. I watched, like, most of it. I mostly get recommended live news coverage of tragedies on my person on YouTube page. Yeah.

I got, like, on my first of YouTube page. The challenger explosion on it the other day. I get, like, skate videos and then, like, videos that are, like, fat guy chugs, like, like, Badlands Chugs, but then, like, Badlands Chugs, imitators. I get a lot of, I get a lot of, like, uh... Oh, yours must be fucked up. Plumbing, plumbing community type of things, like, because I, you know, I liked it a lot of, I, like, was, really, I was looking at, like, the toilet community on YouTube where there was a bunch of drama where, like, you know, there's this guy who was, like, these two, these two other users were bullying. YouTuber. Yeah, and it's all videos of them, like, posting, they take a video of the

flush of each toilet. They do it in, like, public toilets too. They, like, stuff them full of toilet paper, and then flush them and go, like, that was pretty good. I watched the Challenger thing, and I was like, because it was the, it was a live CNN coverage, and the guy, it's got to be, like, the worst

fucking, like, job ever is, like, news anchor during, like, something like that, because the guy, they're just showing a live feed of the rocket, and then it explodes, and then somebody in NASA doesn't realize it's exploding, so you still hear him be like, like the radio communications from NASA,

be like, okay, approaching this speed, and they're just all dead. And then the guy in the anchor goes like, I'm not sure what has happened. It's like, you fucking exploding. How do you get up? How do you see that? You're like, oh, hold on, we need to go to the research desk.

That was the fastest rocket I've ever seen. Wow. It was here one second, gone the next. These fellas at NASA really know what they're doing. You see Jeff Bezos is going to be in the space? Yeah, they're saying him to space. Jeff Bezos is going to go to space. For what reason?

Probably sex stuff. Probably, right? He's single now? He's going up to mingle. You know, you know what? Maybe he's only going to space so he can tell women that. Why do you say space like that? What?

He said space. Space. Space. Yes, he's, he's, he's, uh, Jeff Bezos is going to Spesos. No, that's, you can, you know, but you could, you could, you could, you could, like, kill at an open mic with that one, dude, maybe, uh, maybe, uh, yeah, maybe an upscale, like an open mic that's in a bistro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it seems like Jeff Space, fuck, Jeff, uh, fuck, Jeff, uh, fuck, Jeff, Jeff Bezos is going to Spassos. Dude, that could do that, yeah. If I ever do an open mic.

again, you're allowed to just shoot me in the head. You're allowed to, like, just gun to my temple. I'm allowed to shoot you in the head anyway, dude. You signed a contract here. Gun to my temple. You see me at an open mic, and you have a gun. You can go up to me. You're telling people to bring a gun to a temple.

What are you saying? No. I think you said that, dude. You're a big gun to my temple. You're a big ban to Poodoo now. No. I don't want to kill you. If you see me at an open mic, shoot me.

Kill me. You should go to an open mic. After you said Bezos like that, I realized that you kind of, you kind of, you kind of have your facial hair is giving me some nacho Libro vibes. Yeah? Yeah. Nacha. I've talked about this. Lili.

Lichas? Who is it? Lili nachos? I've talked about this before. I think I've talked about this before. But when I was in like the third grade, my aunt Joanne came over my house with a newspaper cut out. My aunt Jane came over my house.

That's all I got to say. But my aunt Joanne came over my house with a newspaper cut out of a picture of like Nacho Libre. And she was like, doesn't this look like Patrick? Doesn't this look exactly like Patrick? You were like a skinny little kid. I was eight. And she was like, that looks just like Patrick. And I was like, why are you saying that to me? Why are you saying that? What? Yeah. She's like, see? I told you. It's the same guy. Yeah, that'd be a mean Halloween costume, I think, for you. Yeah. Yeah. Basically any Jack Black roll, I think I could do.

You should do shallow howl. Yeah, that's what I was going to do. You should do the shallow how remake. And these days, you want to fuck a fat woman, and then she looks skinny. I want to see you in full body paint for Kung Fu Panda. Okay. That's right. That would actually be, that would be so fucking funny.

Not wearing the panda got, just like painting my smell. So I look like a fan. We're in just a speedo and putting your entire body. Maybe like a panda face, dude. No, no, no prosthetics, nothing at all. Just, I'm out. Just, like, white, like, face paint. Maybe ears.

Some ears. Yeah, like, just ears, just ears. Yeah, like, pause. Maybe you could have, like, something going with your paws. No pause. No pause. Yeah, you just have to know that I'm a panda. Okay.

You just can't. Well, it'll be pretty obvious once you say scadoosh. I don't think there would be, it wouldn't be a question much after that. Yeah. Not many pandas say scadoosh. Yeah. Me and Caleb could dress up as other characters. Now I'm rethinking this because I don't want to...

I'll be the turtle. I don't want to... Maybe if I do that I should get a panda costume and not paint myself. I'll be Master Chief, too. It'll probably not be a good look for me to only use paint. I mean, from the back, people are going to be pretty scared and confused. They're going to be like, I hope this, he turns around. There's some white on that face.

And when you turn around, people will be like, oh, he's Kung Fu Panda. Yeah, I hope. Also, you need to be actively doing kung fu to avoid. I'm looking at Kung Fu Panda right now, and he's, the pattern of his fur is that his arms and legs are black and everything else is white except for the circles around his eyes. So I think, I think that, I think you might be fine, you know, as long as maybe you don't sweat and the paint from your armpits goes down and covers your midsection, that might be a little tough. Or up to your face. That would also be. That would be, yeah.

If you were being hanged upside down At some form of medieval torture, maybe Or sundry, you know Hung up that out or sundry, whichever one. Maybe I go, maybe I go, like, maybe I go like cropped shirt, like cropped long-sleeve shirt. Women love that. No, you, that's, I mean, then just you might as well not be even

dress up as a panda. You gotta paint yourself. Like, skin tight, skin tight underarmor, cut. You talk so much about wanting to paint your entire body to be night crawler. And you now, you're, that's different. You're bitching out about a panda. He's blue.

He's a deep blue, my friend. He's a dark blue. He is a dark, dark blue. Not in the animated series, which is hard. Yeah. Yeah, the yellow eyes would be... Also, he doesn't know kung fu. Or how to...

Nightcrawler? He knows how to teleport. He has a tail, though. That's not kung fu. Teleporting is... It's a type of kung fu. I think he's right. Teleporting is magic.

No, teleporting is magic. No, teleporting is magic. I mean, you have a furthest level of kung fu. I mean, you have... all people should at least pretend to know this, Caleb. It's a form of sorcery. But I guess I wouldn't expect you to, I mean, you don't really know anything about me. So you obviously don't know anything about this.

There's something called sorcery, all right, and that comes from magic books. But then there's also something called chi, okay? Which is what I'm centering myself with right now to avoid murdering you with my bare hands. There's all types of chi, too. There's nacho, chi. So you'd agree that it's a form of magic. Yeah, this is Nacho Chi. That's right.

Whose chi is it? Nacho Chi. Mm-mm. But Chi is, I guess, Chi is not really magic, though. Chee is, like, essence and spiritual power that you can use to teleport. So, uh, I don't think you could, I don't think that Nightcrawler uses Chi to teleport. I think he uses magic. No, he uses Chi and Sunnis well.

He uses oomph to, to teleport. Shut up. What does that even mean? It's the sound that they make. It's a BAMF. Not a BAMF. Oomph. Fucking idiot.

Don't even know shit about X-Men, dude. You guys both don't know anything, and I'm the only smart guy on this podcast. All right. Wait till I hit you a chat. That's a huge... That's very embarrassing for me to not know the night crawler sound. Can we restart the whole episode? No, because now I'm starting to think about chi and its various uses.

I think nobody would mind if we restarted the whole thing. I think I'm a high-chi individual. Yeah, you're tight-chee. I have insanely high-chee. You have very low-chee. You don't know anything, dude. I've never seen you meditate once. I'm one of the best meditators of all.

I've meditated for hours. No, you're not. You don't know anything. Yeah, I have. You cannot meditate for hours. I've meditated on a beach, and I've lost my, I've lost a sense of myself, because I've had so much Chi in my body. That's bad. That's not a good thing to lose the sense of self.

That's what meditation is about, okay? No, it's not. You, you're talking to the foremost expert on Chi on this podcast. Yeah, me. No, you're not talking to yourself. Hey, what's up? Okay, crazy. I'm hanging out.

You're fucking crazy. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't expect a lesser mind to understand, you know, the power of Zen of talking to yourself, but, you know, being at one with yourself. Here's the truth. My mind is completely turned off. You know, people who often have dim minds will label others as crazy whose ideas they can't comprehend. Okay. Okay. And sundry.

But whatever. I kind of am like the perfect hybrid between a medieval knight and a Chinese monk. Yeah? And sundry with my chi, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because I basically, yeah. Because I mix the spiritual beliefs

of the Far East. and the Orient with the bravery and the tactics of a medieval knight. An officer, actually. You know, they call me a berserker. I don't call you a berserker. The berserker is not a knight because a berserker follows a code of chivalry.

A berserker has no code. It's chaos. Well, they call me the berserker night. They don't call you that. It's a nickname. Who calls you that? A berserker with a code is not a knight. Yeah.

I mean, a berserker and night are like opposites. They're like opposite ends of the order and chaos kind of spectrum. Would two white guys know or would the berserker night know? I think me. I think I would know. What two white guys know or would a pink guy know? That's a good question. I do look very pink today.

You do. Because I'm so filled with rage as a berserker. You look like, you look like... Mahj and boo, I know. Oh, no, I wasn't going to say Majin Boo, but that's pretty good. I was going to say you look like... You look like if Mr. Bubble... This is already so much worse.

Say I'm Majin-boo. No. Who's Mr. Bubble? You guys don't know Mr. Bubble? I look like Mr. Bubble. Who's Mr. Bubble? I just Googled Mr. Bubble and nothing came up. Mr.'s inventing a fucking character, man.

Yeah, Mr. Bubble. This, okay, you should not be using this on your body. This looks like a, this looks like it will kill you. Why? I use that every day. Mr. Bubble? Yeah. This is not acceptable.

What is Mr. Bubble? Shut up. It's a bubble bath. It's colored exactly like... You take a bubble bath every day? Yes, I use this in the shower. Really? No.

What the fuck? Why would I talk down with he's psychotic? I don't know. Because you said that. I don't know. You said you do it. Oh, now I can't even believe my friends anymore. You're robbing me of my chi every time you lie to me.

And one day the earth, the entire earth is going to be in grave danger and sundry, and I will have to defend it. Shut up. I'm talking about Mr. Bubble now. Shut up. No. Nobody cares about Mr. Bubble. His name isn't even Mr. Bubble. It says Mr. Bubbles.

No, it's Mr. Bubble. But then here it says Mr. Bubbles. What's the difference? You're doing the Mario effect to me right now. Oh, Mr. Bubbles is from Bioshock. Yeah. Okay. It corrected my search.

I searched Mr. Bubble and it said you mean Mr. Bubbles. No. I mean Mr. Bubble. Can you guys get off the computer? Okay. Yeah, sure. Just turn off your computers for one. It's like, no, don't leave. No, you have to come back, guys.

Well, guess who it is? It's just me, just like I wanted, just as I planned. Now, I can teach you all sorts of chi tricks. Chi, by the way, is short for China, which is where Chi comes from. And I source, don't breathe. Thank you. Stop. Nobody wants to hear that, dude.

Cam just turned off his camera. Whatever, man. Anyway, the best way. way to focus your chi is to, it's a technique, ancient Chinese technique called edging. It's not. No. Yeah. So you basically rub the tip of your...

I mean, a real monk would not even touch his thing. Yeah, you rub the tip of your penis, like a roller deodorant. Monks take a vow. A monk sign a thing that says no tajra touching. We don't touch it. I touch my little tadra all the time, and I'm one of the best monks in the world. So you just lost your place in the order of the monks. Explain my bag of clothes if I ain't no monk, huh?

You're a hip hop. Shit. You mean that? All right. Maybe I might be giving up on the monk code, and I might let myself come, and I might become a rapper now. Yeah?

Yeah. What's your rapping name? Fucking swag fucker. Swag fucker. Is it one word or two words? Three words. Where's the... Swag fuck her.

Oh, man. That's right. That's good. That's good. I wasn't expecting that. My Chi tricks. You don't have any cheat tricks. I can't emphasize that enough.

That wasn't Chi. I'm going to Chi grab something in my room right now. That's the force. You're thinking of the force. It moved a little bit. It didn't move. It did. Your webcam moved.

Your webcam is shaking around. I'll move my webcam with just Chi. I could see your hand in the corner of the grave. Oh, my God. The Chi pure energy. Chee coming out of my hand right now That's not what she does It's your thing of the force

Chee I'm sick of cheese I'm sick of Chi I'm sick of sundry I'm sick of this All right Then fine What do you talk about something

Okay Let's and here you go You're not allowed to use Google And just read a website You have to talk about something Pat All right go Have you ever seen The movie

The Doctor It's either strange love or... Strange? Doctor Strange. Have you seen Dr. Strange? No. So you're saying I have...

Well, this is back to Chi, man. I haven't fucked it up. It's not back to Chi and Dr. Strange? Yeah. Tilda Swinton plays a Chinese man. An old, old Chinese man and gifts him with the power of Chi. I never saw that. I never saw that movie.

I thought it looked... No, no, wait, hold on. It looked a little too, a little too trippy for... Isn't it in Tibet? I don't want to I don't want to step on any Oh shit Is it thing? China, Tibet, the same shit No, no, don't

They're exactly the same No We can't, no Yep No It's like saying, it's like saying the U.S. and Hawaii That's not the same Tibet's basically Hawaii

It's where all the... Tibet is not a tropical Island paradise Here, how about this Tibet is not part of China It's part of the United States I don't even know what the situation over there is something that'll get us kicked out. It's probably good, dude. Get kicked out of what? We're not in

Tibet right now. What if we get kicked off the Chinese market? I don't think anybody has ever listened to our podcast in China. How do you know? Because we would have statistical information. We look up the analytics right now. I'll look at it right now. Here, I'm logging in. If we have a single Chinese listener. All right, I'm logging in. I'm typing in the password. You saw what John Sina had to do? He had to learn Chinese. He didn't have to do that. He didn't do that because he wanted to. Did he? I don't know.

Okay, so, but yeah. I mean, have you seen how strong that guy is? Nobody could make him do anything. No, no, even China. You could take down China with one punch. Let's see. Yep, nobody in China. Okay.

All right, Tibet's Hawaii. It's zero. Don't say Tibet's Hawaii. Tibet is as... Let's see what the top countries are. I mean, United States. Yep. Canada's next biggest.

So, I mean, I don't know if I want... Canada is basically, like, Tibet for the United States. Then we got the UK coming in after that. I mean, even less I want them on this, you know. Here's my hope. One day... I mean, they probably call this podcast about cues over there. Yeah, it's fucked up.

Nice. One day, I pray that one day I log on to Podbean to look at our analytics, right? I open up that map, entire world, red, white, and blue, America. That's right. Every single listeners in America, Because the entire world is America We have six downloads from Israel Whoa

Sounds like a council A council has downloaded our podcast Yeah Because people say free Tibet, right? What's that all about? I think free is Chinese for For very nice No

Why are you trying so hard to talk about this when you don't know anything about it and are terrified of it. If it's free, you can just move on. If it's free, I'm taking it. You're not, you can't take Tibet, dude.

They'll get mad. China, the owners, will get mad at you. I don't know if that's right. They will, dude. They own Tibet. It's like their pet. We have, we have, we have 23 downloads from Poland. I think it was probably one person.

Turn it off. Just downloaded the same episode 23 times by accident. Yeah. Fuck them, dude. We should take down to bed, I think. Three from Serbia. Why? Dude, we're all across the world.

God damn, dude. Anybody in Galactoid? Yep, it says $5 trillion in Galactoy. Whoa. Wow. That's from not bad. Should we read our? analytics on the show?

Yeah, it doesn't matter. Four from Saudi Arabia. Yo, my cousins! I'm about to get flown out, fuck. Three in Hong Kong. Would you guys do that? If a Saudi oil prince asks us three. It's nice to Hong Kong here, but not China.

Oh. Okay. That's a stance pod beans taking. If a Saudi oil prince asked us three to come out for a lavish vacation for one week in the United Arab Emirates. Absolutely.

Yes. You should say yes, right? Even though we know what's happening. What's happening? He's going to fuck our faces and our assholes. He's not going to do that. He's friendly. They have a...

They're a friendly country. Yeah, I guess you're right. Saudi Arabia. Have you seen, like... Famously friendly country? I mean, Steve Harvey goes over there all the time. Yeah. They have...

They got big tigers and stuff that they have his pets, and the tigers don't even kill anyone. I mean, for the tigers to be that friendly, the people got to be friendly, too. I guess you're right. You've got to be really. a very empathetic person. I looked up

Steve Harvey, Dubai, and the people also ask on Google, Google.com, says, what is Steve Harvey doing in Dubai? What is he doing there? That's a good question. Here's a... That's why he hates him searching that. He's like, I can't remember why I'm here.

This is... This is why he was in Dubai. Are you on the Arab... Are you on the Emirates Agency? Yeah, Steve Harvey. experiences world's coolest winter in the Emirates. Dubai, 18th December 2020. American actor and host

Steve Harvey will embark on a journey across the Emirates to experience life as a citizen and an exclusive docu-series to be released this weekend. We have to get our hands on this docu-series. Steve Harvey is experiencing life as a citizen of the UAE. His picture is nuts, yeah.

Dude, he looks amazing. Oh my God, is that... Look at that fucking drip, dude. He's so cool. I love Steve Harvey's Like is he wearing the Dude that guy who's pointing at him That's Nas Daily

That guy who used to post all those videos Where he like on um Facebook and shit where like He got like a ton of followers and he would like Post things like Here's why I wear a t-shirt that has a loading bar on it It represents the days of my life And I wear a different one every day

And then he did a bunch of videos that were like Like um like that were anti-Palestine And so a lot of people got mad at him That's nuts Steve Harvey linked up with him, huh? Yeah, dude, he had to. I mean, yeah. Man, that rules, dude.

All right, anyway, there's a list of whatever. Most beautiful Pokemon. Most beautiful Pokemon. I'm still looking at pictures of Steve Harvey. By user Swank. Swank's most beautiful Pokemon. Is he doing a version of Family Feud there? I would hope.

That'd be sick, dude. Oh, man. Name the most sexual part. of a woman. Bing. Her knees. What? What?

You said what? He's freaking out. Yeah. Ah, fuck. All right. The list. Most beautiful Pokemon. Here's a picture.

Sorry to, there's a picture of Steve Harvey. Go ahead. Second time. Yeah. Let's do pictures this episode. You know what? Let's talk about pictures.

Go ahead. This is a picture of Steve Harvey holding a falcon, it looks like. Yeah, I've seen that one. All right. He has a message. I haven't seen it. Okay.

I thought it was... I like that that's the thing that made you feel bad that I had seen it before. I thought I thought I was giving you like a treat. No. Let me tell you something.

Image of Steve Harvey, never a treat. What? He's a good-looking guy. What are you talking about? He's amazing. He looks like a Chuckie cheese animatronic. No, I love Steve Harvey.

I fucking love him. He's great. What was that thing your dad texted you about him? Oh, yeah. He just texted. Sometimes he likes to watch. watch family feud and hey i do too sometimes he just text me the things that he saw

on family feud that night let's see if i can let's see you gotta read one dude this my text from your dad are so good oh yeah dude the burger fest this week oh fuck i i leaked yeah don't don't oh shit yeah no nobody's it's too exclusive

about that yeah i'm so hold on the line up for next year though god damn it okay here we go watching watching family feud question you're fishing in the ocean and pull up a mermaid what are you going to do contestant answers and this is all formatted very well he's a writer runs in the fan yeah one see how much money i can get for her two put her in the put her in the cooler three use her for bait and the next text

message steve harvey's reactions were hilarious do you think that's like the that's like the uh the like audio captions for like people with a, like, vision impairment. Yeah, Steve Harvey makes a hilarious face. Steve Harvey makes hilarious reactions. Top 10's most beautiful Pokemon. This is by user Swank. Check out Swank.

What Swank's Swank's whole fucking deal? Pretty much nothing. Full name and age. Yep. Yeah, I clicked on that too. Alright. Number one. Yeah, full name Hillary.

Hillary Swank. Number one, Guard of War. This is the sexy Pokemon. This is the one that looks like a woman. an address that definitely thinks is beautiful. Actually, wait, this is... I'd fuck any Pokemon. What? The story, dude.

Okay. All right. Yeah, the story. Name a Pokemon that you wouldn't fuck. Mr. Mime. I fucking beat the... Mime Jr. What do you think about Mime Jr.? I beat it up, dude. Let's say, let me Google baby Pokemon really quick. No, don't...

Chikarita. No, no babies. Mime Jr. is a baby Pokemon. You already... All right. Well, no baby... Here's my rule. Okay, Pchoo. Pitchu, Clefow, Igleybuff, Toge, Tyroog, Smoochum, Elyke. Elyke. They're not babies. The first generation is different.

Eilichid. It's got a kid in the name. I'm going to take, I have to pass on that one. You already said you fuck every Pokemon. But not, I'm not going to, no, they're... Would you fuck this Pokemon named Chingang? I would fuck any Pokemon, second generation, or further along. I'd beat it up. Okay, I think Eilkid is second generation. That, that Pokemon is going to, I'm going to have to... Eliquid is second generation.

That Pokemon is going to be one. walking funny what about what about man tight right up to the i asked

man center have to be have to be regenerated after my shit that's right the nurse whatever name is

nurse jackie for Pokemon I'm gonna I'm gonna beat it up on ritechu and then she's just like she's addicted

she's addicted to pee pee up or something yeah I'm gonna put my pee up in that car is hard

I don't know what to tell you uh it's gross What? You tell me you wouldn't... I wouldn't fuck any Pokemon, no. Gardivore? What?

What about... There's one that's the Playboy Bunny one. Which one? What, really? Yeah, look up sexy bunny Pokemon. I don't remember what it's named. It's probably on the list. That was the one where they did Gardivore, and they were like, oh, we saw how many people freaked out about Garibur.

We got to go even further. Dude, Gardivore is a psychotype creature, so you know she crazy. You know she's crazy in the bedroom. I see a little bit crazy. Damn. I need me a Pokemon that's a little bit crazy and makes you breakfast in the morning. Rabbit Pokemon, L-P-U-P-U-N-N-Y. L-O-P-U-N-Y.

I'd rather look up Lola Bunny over here. I mean, you pretty much are, yeah. Oh, fuck! Damn, she's got a bikini on. Yeah, pretty crazy that they went for that one. Wow. Yeah. That's nuts.

Gardefor at least has some plausible deniability of, like, it looks like a wedding dress. It's beautiful. But low punny is, you know, that's... I don't need plausible deniability because I ain't denying it. I'd fuck that bunny. Ugh. What, dude? It's a Pokemon.

It's not an animal. That's, I mean, you're saying that about some 10-year-old's best friend, basically. That's essentially what you're saying here. That's what Pokemon are. Are you saying, I would fuck this kid's pet. Oh, no. No, it's not a pet. I told you.

It's not an animal. It's a warrior It's definitely a pet It's either a pet Or a best friend All right There's a wait There's so many comments on here

Yeah there are a whole lot dude We can't waste time Wait The comments are all insanely I like her most She is really strong She has mega form She is really beautiful

She is best in fairy She can be dragon type Pokemon easily All right But talk about the Talk about the ratio here You know I don't care about Her abilities

You know Unless she has I mean, you're going to care about her abilities. Yeah. Yeah. There's, these are... Gardivore's my most favorite Pokemon. She was based of a

guardian angel. I can't believe she is treated like crap, and she will risk her own life to protect her trainer. She can even create a small black hole just to protect her trainer. It's just sad to see that Gardivore is treated so badly. She is beautiful. I really love her design. This Pokemon is

really, really fabulous. Faf, fabulous. I also love her shiny style, too. I know Gardivore can be male, but I usually treat it as female. What? There's male Pokemon? Oh, yeah. Maybe we should have gone in on that angle with you. That could have... I still beat it up. These, yeah, these comments are...

It's so graceful, elegant, beautiful, cute, everything. It deserves more. And it's so strong, too. It's better than any dumb Evie or Pikachu. And don't go off about all the porn going around. It's not Gardevoir's fault. It's not Gartavar's. Is it revenge porn? Speaking of that, this comment here says,

it's beautiful, but the fan art, no, not friendly. No more fan art. This thing is beautiful, strong, protective.

And, I don't know, as Kendrick Lamar said, be humble. Wow. This is some serious fan art. Someone has Gardivore with a gaping asshole. Looks like it's been opened with some sort of, like, vice.

Uh, what else? What else? This is it sucking a rhinos penis. Yep. Um, okay. You mean a rhine horn? Uh, a rhidon? I don't know.

Um, what else do they got here? Uh, oh, it has purple nipples. Um, that's, that's interesting. Oh, and it also has a long donkey stock. penis, I just learned. Cardibore is beautiful both on the outside and inside. That's

right. Yeah, oh. Beautiful on the inside. Most of the, my problem with, like, when people take fictional characters that are non-human and then draw like a sex version, they always just make it a woman

with the same colored hair. Yeah. That's lazy, dude. What are you doing? And it's just, it's just lazy. I mean, I, I, I mean, I'm not trying to, you know, not all the time look up guardivore, uh, naked, giant pussy. But when I do, I don't want it to be just some green-haired woman. Right, you want, you want, you want the, you want the, you want the trainer to be in there, too,

is what I'm getting from this, right? This is so messed up. You want, no, I want Ash, Ash, catch them. This is messed up as hell. No, no, I want the, I want the, I want, she should have the dress zone. It should be tasteful. You want to see her come out of the Pokemon so you know she's a Pokemon.

That's right. That is exactly right. Yeah, I need some proof. Yeah. I agree that Gardivore's looks are pretty. I think the reason why she's treated as porn is all because of that chest spike. Is a chest spike? A chest spike.

Wow. Can we move on from this? So Caleb can stop talking about Gardavoir. I go to my computer and search Gardivore on Google Images. Then I grab my lotion and rub it on my weiner. Oh, fuck. That's awesome. That's awesome.

That's not a kid. It's a kid home from work. That guy rules. Number two. My low tick. This is a snake. Yeah, this one is not doing it for me. I'm going to be real.

This is why this list is so funny to me is because it starts off with Gardivore, which is like, okay, understand. I mean, you know, I'm not going to endorse fucking wanting to fuck Pokemon, but, you know, Gardavar, like, whatever, that one I get. The rest of these are all like snakes and dogs. Yeah, this is literally

just a snake exactly. It's a worm. It's a colorful worm. Yeah, it's going to fuck a worm. Well, this one evolves from Milotic evolves from Phoebus. Yeah, which is just like a bone fish. It's like an ugly magic harp. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like a rotten magic harp. Oh, yeah, Phoebus looks messed up. I just don't like her mustache-looking thing. What mustache-looking thing? I'm thinking they're talking about her eyebrows. Her mustache-looking thing. Here's a comment here. No offense, Milotic fans, but she kind of looks like a slug.

Yeah, exactly. But, well, more of a beautiful one. Still, I think people judge Gardivore a bit too harshly while Milotic gets all the attention. She's beautiful, but it's poker. Pokemon abuse. Milotic starts as an ugly Phoebus, but transforms into the world's prettiest Pokemon. She looks like the goddess of the sea, and even the Pokedex states that she is the most beautiful Pokemon.

If you think Gardivore is the prettiest, then you must think poop is beautiful. That's kind of unfair that the Pokedex says, just states it outright. That's kind of, um, it's kind of not okay, I think. I think they should leave it up to... I agree. side. Toots looks like a slug in

mascara. All right, calling him Pokemon Tuts. It's a little more personal than I comfortable with, maybe.

Great design. Tom boys won't like her because she's girly. This person also said I just don't like her mustache and her black spots.

Other than that, she's pretty. Is there something we're missing here? A mustache? I think it's just the eyebrows thing. I think it is. They're clearly eyebrows, though.

Yeah. What's wrong with these people? Number three. It looks like Chinese's legendary dragon to me. That's special personality and simple look. It is beautiful like a Chinese legendary dragon. Number three, prima arena. This is a seal.

This is a sealed dog. This is a dog seal dressed like a ballerina. This is a good Pokemon to have if it learns, um, it learns what what patrick spit it out fit learns moonblast this is the got me through the it got me through the

I'm gonna moon this Pokemon and I'm gonna blast it got me through the finals no perimarina in my opinion is the most beautiful Pokemon and I think she is most beautiful than melodic her hair are just so pretty

her eyes are blue as ocean and her eyelashes are killer She is a mermaid ocean queen. Obviously, the most beautiful starter on par with Milotic. Don't give me that superior. No question this challenger needs to be in the top ten. It even has a run at being completely viable. It's like a goddamn fairy tale.

How the unwanted poplio becomes something so sought after. I mean, geez, it uses a goddamn spirit bomb. Majestic. Rule 34, please, you do not want to do this. Beautiful, majestic, sweet, caring, kind. She is just lovely. I want her so bad. That's what I mean.

That's not... Man, you can just go look at a mermaid. You don't have to look at one that's a dog, too. I need Primarina so bad. I need that. Her eyes stunned me. Oh, man. She's so beautiful.

Queen, period. Too pretty and powerful See this is a heavy drop off here Yeah so this is what I'm talking about Yeah like how are they not more like sexual looking They didn't even put the sexy rabbit in It's literally a Playboy bunny that's not even the top three You guys seem too upset that the sexy rabbit isn't there

I want to know what its name is That should absolutely be over a thing that's just a dog with multiple tails I'm sorry Well think about who's making this list Horny children Oh Well now I don't want to You're the one who said that is who's making the list

Or grown men who want to fuck dogs maybe Yeah probably you know honestly That one guy said he Winks his wiener when he comes home from work Yeah I guess you're right he winks it Yeah Number four is nine tails

I guess the appeal of this is like A whole lot There's a lot there Yeah I mean nine asses I mean yeah what What kind of a dump truck ass could possibly support nine tails? You know?

Here's a comment. Nine tails. So much nine tails. People just think Gardivore is the most beautiful Pokemon because it's human-like. Nine-tails really takes the cake. It's powerful, myth-like, and its fur is so shiny. If you grab one of its beautiful tails, you will be cursed forever. You know, there's a reason that among the pokey parents memes, nine tails is the milf.

What? Nine tails is a milf, I guess. Why would you look at, like, a dog and call it a milf? I don't know. Did you want to fuck the dog? I don't know. Here is a poem I wrote about this beautiful fox. Nine tails own nine tails.

Spellbound eyes so enchanting. Tales that bring curses for those who grab them. Wait, so if you grab the, oh, that's why she's so high, dude. Because it's like, it's forbidden fruit. More so than any other dog. In the way that you'd be cursed. Nine tails, enchanting eyes, elegant beauty that matches no other.

Fire of a burning passion. The beauty is unmistakable. This is amazing. The fire of a burning passion. That's so beautiful. It's a dog. A milphy dog, though, I guess. I hate that they called it a milf.

Just relax, Patrick. You're such a prude. I guess I am. It's a cartoon. Yeah. Just, you know, it almost, you're so conservative about this that it feels like you're covering up your desire for this dog. Like, oh, fucking that dog.

Grabbing all nine of its tails, what you fucking hit it from the back? Oh, that's disgusting. Oh. What's wrong with these people? Oh, my God. You're nasty. I'm not. Can we stop talking about the burning passion of this Pokemon and how romantic an evening with it would be?

Hey, we get it. It has beautiful red eyes that just cut right through you. But, I mean, can we stop talking about fucking eating its nine pussies? What the hell? Doesn't have nine. It has nine tails. Yeah, you would know. You've done a lot of research on the matter, have you?

I just don't like it when you guys. Number five, number five, dragonair. This is another worm. Yeah, this is straight up a worm. This is a worm that turns into like, this is a worm that turns into a big, fat dragon tails dragon. But it's, but it's, it can fly, right? Right? Yeah. A flying worm. Suck you upside down.

Suck your shit off upside down, dude. I don't know what to tell you. I need to find, I need to hear from the kind of people that want to fuck this flying worm. I need to know, like, you know, the dog, it's like, okay, I know there's a lot of people online who want to fuck a dog. I don't think I've ever, like, ever read anything from something on their show for two years. Every time I see it, I just fall completely silent. That's how beautiful it is. This should be number one.

Google her with safe search off. I dare you. What? It doesn't have arms or legs or anything. It's a line. Hey, for research purposes, Dragon Air Nasty Naked. Oh, no.

Pokemon Sex, Dragon Air porn videos on Porn Hub. Hold on. That's just a real woman. Dragon Air Rule 34. No, there's a Dragon Air sucking a dick. They give it legs and arms in some of this. That's kind of cheating. The one where they don't is way worse, though.

Yeah, it's way, way worse. This one has a caption. So this is Dragon Air with a, what looks like a dildo that says impale Lord on the side of it. Impale Lord. Yeah, getting fucked in its cloaca. And it says, whale lord migration is just around the corner. girl i want to see your vulva get wrecked by the malls so keep up the good work oh that's nice and encouraging i guess yeah i guess that's pretty nice

you guess that's sweet i don't here's what okay well this is just not okay this is this one as a dragon air sucking a digimon's penis and that i won't stand for that that's too far yeah you can't put a digimon and a Pokemon together i won't allow that fuck as many of these fucking uh rainbow dogs as you want but just don't mix the the universes please. That's fucked up. It's not okay. Is there any sexual Digimon?

Aren't there some Digimon? There are a lot of sexual Digimon. Yeah, because a lot of Digimon are just people with like weird, with like power. There's one Digimon that, from season three, that the creator has gone on record of being like, I hate you people because you can't Google the name of this Digimon anymore without it just being porn.

I'm looking this up. one of the Digimon is just a woman in a bikini. Yeah, there are a lot like that. There are a lot that are like angels and stuff. The one, there's one called Renamon that's like an anthropomorphic fox. And if you, if you, there's a lot of porn of that one. Oh, this one looks way more like a fox than a person. Yeah, no, that's the thing.

That's why, that's why people want to drop porn of it so bad. If it's just a person, it's not as interesting. Number six, Glacion. This is just a dog. This is the closest to the dog. that we had. This is an ice dog. This is a dog, and if you fuck it,

your dick's gonna be really cold. Yeah. It's a very cold dog. Uh, yeah, now this is, isn't this the same thing as Nine-Tales or something? Which, uh, which Evilution are you guys? Oh, so now you get into it. I wanna know which Evilution you are.

Why, you're getting into the real stuff. No. So you can know which one I've, I'm the bikini dog. You still want to eat? Fuck me. There's no bikini evolution. I don't, I don't know.

There is. I'm not a child. Which one? Bikini on. Is that new? That's a secret evolution. It's brand new. It's one of the new ones.

They just announced it. I didn't know that. Pamela anderon is on that. Pamela anderon. It's like the really the hottest version of that dog. That's the facts. I think Umbrian's cool. You would.

You would. You think Umbrian is. is cool? Which one is that? You would like the dark one. You would like the dark one because you're evil. You like the umbriand because it looks the most like a normal dog out of any of that. Yeah, it just looks like a black lab. Yeah.

Pat's icing us out now. We're a total Glacian now. He muted himself. You fucker. Glacian reminds me of an angel. She's so pretty. If I was a Pokemon, I would love to be Glacion. She was... Here's a comment. She was my guardian when I was born.

She is so pretty, her color. Her cry too much. Oh. She hurt cried too much for me. Her cry too much, though. Damn. She play too much. She play far too much.

This one, every, every... Each word is capitalized. She's not always a girl. Whoa. Wow. Wow. That'll blow your mind. Yeah.

That'll be a serious Ace Ventura moment. Number seven is Absal. Absoll is, again, a dog. Yeah, it's a dog, but it's got a scythe for an ear. Yeah, it's a dog with like an evil Bluetooth headset. Yeah. That's, it's a dog. Dude, I mean, like, the next four are just like, they're dog cat.

They're all dogs. What is wrong with these people, dude? I mean, I guess it's probably diagnosable what is wrong with them, huh? Could you go to the doctor, be like, hey, I want to fuck dogs. Like, can you, like, give me medicine for that? I'm sure. I'm sure you could go to, like, a therapist or something. I don't know about the doctor. I don't know the doctor actually deals with that kind of stuff.

You go to a doctor and tell them that. All he'll do is check your blood pressure. Yeah, and be like, well, you're in pretty good condition of fuck dogs, actually. You can probably last a long time. Yeah. I was confused at my physical why the doctor checked my wiener twice, but the second time you brought a dog into the room just to see if there were any changes.

But there's got to be some chemical imbalance, right, that you could... I don't know. I don't know if I want to go on the record with that one. Yeah. I'm not sure about that. You're right. It's the devil infesting those people. I'll stick by that. That's probably... That honestly is the safer opinion

to have. Yeah. Yeah, well, the devil it takes these people over. But they do it on purpose still. Esbion, no, Sylvion. Sylvion's number eight. This is just a pink dog. This is a fairy-type dog.

Yeah. Is there anything disgusting here? Well, that's a long comments again on this one. Oh, there's a war between Silvian and Espion fans in the comments here. Oh. Like a mud war? Come on, man. Come on, man.

These comments are just too long to even. Yeah, I know. These are... Number nine is Alloland Nine Tales, which is a blue version... Oh, yeah, that's the Ice Nine Tails. Yeah, ice-type nine tails.

So, again, it frees your cock and balls off. And it's a dog, too, I think, is the more important part there, maybe. I mean, I guess you're right. But if you're, you know, in for a dime, in for a dollar, right? So it's already been dogs. I think I... It's already been dogs this whole time, man. This one is a cold dog.

You know, because I... Listen, I don't want to fuck a dog out. If you, so you're saying, if you, if you were on, like, Tinder and you were swiping through, and you were like, you saw a dog, you're like, no, I'm swiping no. You saw another dog, you swipe no. You saw another dog, you swipe no. And by the fifth dog, you're like, you know, I guess if it's going to be all dogs, I might as well swipe right on this one. Is that what you're saying? No, listen, what I'm saying is, if I get captured in sort of a saw situation and jigsaw is like, you have to choose. You spent your entire life not fucking dogs. You have to choose. Do, are you going to fuck a dog? And I'm like, what? A dog. A dog. fuck no and he's like or a cold dog I'm just gonna fuck the dog

I don't want the cold aspect but I don't know those are the two options in this list though those are the two options that I'm being given started with a woman

I that was one woman well yeah there's some worms in there too that's neither here nor there I don't want to fuck a worm worm is off the table for me

yeah I'm not fucking a worm but I wouldn't fuck any animals I'm gonna put that on record fucking animal either, but if jigsaw is If jigsaw is telling me you have to fuck a dog or a really cold dog Which one?

Listen, I'm not just going to roll over and die You know, maybe I have some heart The trape is the medieval in me Yeah, I think the trap is the important part is like how much I'm going to suffer Beautiful dogs I'm walking out of the room Yeah, and also the door's unlocked

You can leave whenever you want I forgot to lock the door And honestly, it's hard for me to get back From this room that I'm in I'm locked the door I don't know why I told you that Yeah, I'm, uh, beers I messed up Oh shit

What are you doing with that dog? Their door's unlocked Jesus Christ I'm not even, I don't even have any cameras in the room Yeah I can't even prove you did this No Best did me

See that's what I would do if I was in a saw situation just like if there's like a trap before you even finishes the monologue just jump into it and die yeah that is that that's the thing about the thing about the saw series right is that you have to play

the tape recorder every time and those movies are very unrealistic not because like the traps are crazy or because there's like stupid plot to us it's because like yeah a normal person a saw trap would not play on a tape recorder before they just like try to what like just things just like if you open the door it shoots you in the face and it's like

I don't know that if I see a door, I'm just going to walk out. I don't think I'm going to waste time. No. I'm going to turn on, I'm going to hear a guy doing a scary voice and be like, yeah, I don't have to listen to this. Yeah. Well, you can always hope that there's maybe some music in there that you can enjoy it. I mean, I've played video games.

I'm skipping the cutscenes. I don't care. Yeah, exactly. I'm getting right into the game play. I got a flame thrower attached to my head. I'm not pressing fucking play on a tape recorder. Also, give me an iPod. Right?

What the hell? Why do you still use a tape recorder? You know how much? Are you making no money off these movies? You have to be making some money. Are you one of those, like, guys who buys, like, like, cassettes, like music cassettes? Is that, like, you know, like... You think it's cooler?

You think it's cool? It thinks it's trendy? It's not trendy. It went out of style a really long time ago. And it's hard. And what if the tape jams? That's the other thing. Yeah.

What if a magnet's near it? What if you need a magnet for your trap? This J-Sah character is pretty stupid when you think about it. Maybe it's because he's a puppet. He's, I mean, he's not a puppet, so you might. He's actually. He's actually a haunted puppet. He's a guy.

He's Tobin Bell. No, it's Chuckie. No. No, you're seeing of Billy, the puppet. Oh. His name's Billy. I thought it was Jigsaw. He's a puppet who works for Jigsaw.

Some job that is. He's just an actor? Like an Iron Man 3? No, he's a puppet, actually. Oh. More than an actor. I guess, well, an actor is kind of a puppet. Damn.

Wow. Yeah, that's... So the next one, this is a little girl. This one's kind of a person, but it is a little girl. Yeah. I don't really care what they're What they have to say about it Next one

What is that? I don't know how to describe it Some kind of four-dimensional Cresilia It's like a yeah It's like a spaceship It looks like a spaceship Oh

Meloletta No we're skipping that one Because that's a child I didn't know that But I mean you can talk about that As much as you want Go for it dude That's all you man

I've missed If that's where you want to jump in on this Patrick Then hey who might have stopped you Here's a comment Kraselia, please come with me to my dream land. Wait, someone says, is this Pokemon supposed to be a banana? Yeah, it looks like a blue banana. It looks fucked up.

It doesn't look like a real thing. Yeah. It looks like a damn Pokemon. I'm pissed off. Is that a banana? Number 12, dog. That's a cat. That's a cat, dude.

Esbion's a dog. That's a cat. They're like half dog, half cat. Look at the ears. Nothing about that is dog-like. Number 13 is Zernie-ass. That's a big deer. Yeah.

Zerny ass. Gonna have a herdy ass when I'm done fucking that thing. No. I don't want to do that with this. Others are crap compared to this Pokemon. How does a stupid absolute get... How does a stupid absole get on this scale? Wait, low punny is on this one, dude.

The bunny one is number 15. Number 14 is laparice, which is like a lock-ness monster. turtle, Pokemon. And number 15 is the, is the, is the Playboy Bunny. Low Pony. Just look at its cream, it's crem colored fur, and it's rosy pink eyes. Aren't they cute? And hands are just so damn cute.

She is a precious beauty and is the most beautiful, in my opinion. Someone says, I would prefer mega low punny. That's how I feel about most of it. Yeah. You're nice, I prefer the mega version. Can you become mega? Can I use my mega stone on you? Is there a level X version of you?

Maybe you have an older sister? something. Lopani looks like a woman, and sometimes woman get offended. That's true. Next one, Rapidash. This is a horse. This is the most realistic animal, like, the most realistic horse. This is straight up a horse. It's on fire.

Yeah. It's a whole, like, most of the dog Pokemon, they're like, you know, it doesn't look exactly like a dog. It has maybe some ribbons or like a magic stone in its forehead. This is a horse. This is a horse that you can't even, can't you touch it up burning yourself. Anatomically drawn horse. And it's got, it's got fire on its ass.

Yeah, and someone says her butt is so fat that it makes her look fabulous. It's a fucking horse. Number 17, another snake. Yeah. Serperior. Serperior. It's a snake. 18 is frost lass.

Kind of a lass, maybe. A bit of a lass. I mean, more of a weird totem pole creature. Number 19 is a dog. It's sweet coon. And then, wait, number 21 is a ho-oh, which is just a bird again. Well, it's a ho. True.

Number 22 is Articuno, another bird. Two birds back to back, dude. Number three, Roserade, that's a, number 23, the Rosaryte is a flower. Yeah. Yep. R. canine. It's a dog. That's just, like, a husky.

That's a big dog. Meowstick. Those are two cats. Two, but they're twins. They're twin cats. Number 26, I've never seen this one before. What is this? Had it.

Had a Renee? Had a Renee? Oh, okay. Oh, alright. That's Renee. I think that's a new, I think that's sun and moon. Someone says a beautiful vibe check. Somebody else says, it's a blob, a pretty blob.

Number 27 is Mew. What? That's a, yeah, I don't know about that one. A baby hamster. Number 33 is Shaman, and Shaman is just like... It's a baby sheep. Yeah, it's like a moss dog. It's a...

You to fly. That's a bug. That's just a bug. Cat, dragon. Cat, yeah, flower. Lots of flour. Chinchilla. Evie.

Giant space bat. Fish. Baby dog. Pikachu. That's just dizzle. Misrespected. Jet engine dog, big fat dragon, butterfree. Water dog, bird, sheep with long hair. Mega Diancy. That one at least has a dress on. Um, Wabafet is blind. Sexy bug. Uh, joltie on. Yep, dog. Dog, dog, baby. Jigglypuff.

Lion. Number 83 is Gengar. Number 70. What? Is ice cream. Yep, it's ice cream. Airplane. Arceus, who's, I think, God. Yeah. Here's a witch.

Lucario. Gangor. Celeby, this is another child. I don't think we can, like, get to the end of this list, because there's like just every Pokemon. We're going to mock, flower. Some point, somebody will talk every single one. Gear. Squirtle.

Come on. Another child. Okay. It ends at 155. Sexy salamander. Wait, this one is such a dog that is. In the photo, they're eating puppy chow out of a bowl. Look, number 90 is Salazil, which is like a curvy lizard.

Number 120's mega-requazza. The only comment on Salazil is beautiful lizard. Enough said. That's a penguin. This is a dugong, a starfish. Drowsy. Yep, another bird. Space dragon.

That one's a pig. This is a baby worm. Oh, Jinks. Jinks is this far down? That's crazy. I mean... This, whatever it is, is an ugly butthole from the devil. It is an ugly butthole from the devil.

It is ugly butthole from the devil. This thing is hideous. It's so beautiful. Squirtle. Here's a baby bird. Here's an older bird. Another bug. Another rabbit.

A ghost. A bee dude is a beaver. Number 153. is Metagros. And Metagros is just rocks. Like, Metagros is like a rock spider. Here's an Emperor. Here's some normal lions.

A normal zebra. That one's a tree. Shark dragon. Another bird. A plant. Another bird. A hamster. A bird.

A dog. A squirrel. Another insect. A pig. The fuck was the funniest to me. Some piles of trash. A pile of trash. A ball

A fish Another penguin This is This is too You can't Oh Fuck this What's the last one

The last one's Salamance Yeah Salamance is not A dragon So Lizard bug Dog and beaver Lizard bug Beaver bird worm

That's all right A beaver dog Bug worm Kudos to those fucking sexual maniacs over a game freak You guys really in the trenches developing new sexual sexual fireflies

What animal should we make sexy Bug? Now we already did bug 5,000 times Bird, we have two birds Can you guys draw a leech with a thang You draw a Hamster with that fang on them Yeah, oh man Yeah, oh

The game freak office Yeah, a musk rat with a thang Everybody in the conference room Yeah, I was thinking we need some sort of... We need a worm with a big-ass thing on it. I was thinking we could make maybe a dung beetle that's got a thang. Something with a big-ass thing on it. Just a, yeah.

Oh. Oh. Maybe a ferret with a thang. Let's take a vote. Y'all, everybody not in favor say nay. Everybody in favor say, oh. What about a bog frog with a thang on it? What about a basketball with a pussy on it?

Yeah. Now that's a game, freak. All right, bye, everybody. Bye.