Podcast About List - Ep. 150 - Come And See My New TV

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Out of course to the mob list. You're really crap monster. Ola. What's up? Yeah, Ola. Ola. Yeah, Ola.

We're going with Ola today? Oh, are you looking down at your Duo Lingo? Is that what you're going to do? I actually don't do duolingo. I'm doing immersive learning for Spanish right now. You're doing immersive learning? What does that mean? So just ask me.

That's what you break into a person's house and you listen to them. You sit there for a little bit. Yeah, well, you talk to them back. Yeah, and she asks them to change the TV and stuff. So ask me, ask me what app I'm about to open on my phone? Just ask me. Are you opening DuoLingo? No, just ask me what app?

What app? Clima. What is it? Clima. Clima. What is it? Clima. No.

Okay, fine. You know what? I'll open up Notas. Notas? Yeah, or photos with an app. Oh, I see. It's called immersion learning, okay? Oh, so you're putting your whole phone in Spanish.

My whole shit's in Spanish right now, dude. If I want to change the configuration, I might have to. If I want to open Camara, is that Camara? Camara, you know? If I need to know what time it is, perhaps I'll open Reloge, Reloie. Raleigh. Oh. Perhaps if I'm hungry, I will go to 7-Eleven.

I don't think it changed that one. I think that one's... Siette 11. 11. 17? I don't know. Siette 11. A B-C-D. A-B-C-D, A-F-J, H-I-T, K-L-M-A-N-O-B-A-J-G-A-Raj-Bend and make a regga-ton song.

Yeah. I mean, I am liable, too, now that I've been fully immersed. It's true. You could. God damn, I'm so yo immercode. Hold on. What? You got to change shirts again?

Yeah, I got to change my... I'm in front of my AC, and I was wearing this... I put a crop top on as a joke. Yeah, big joke. Yeah, it was just for me, really. I'm the only one in the room, and you can't even see it on the camera. You got up and showed it to us, and I got to say, you should be wearing one, dude. Yeah?

You should... Yeah, dude, here's what you should do. Once you start skating again, grab your skateboard. actually start riding a pennyboard and head on down yeah we'd write a pennyboard where a crop top wear short shorts wear tiny little shoes that don't fit on your feet because wear a bunch of clothes that are too small for you I was gonna make a joke it looks like you were a gnome and you got struck by lightning and like I was gonna make a joke about how I shouldn't I shouldn't wear this but now you guys are telling me I should dude apparently all these girls want you to wear short shorts the other day

I walked outside in a bathing suit I was wearing a bathing suit because it was hot and it's a very short bathing suit and I was like oh fuck I want an energy drink so I walked it down the street to the deli to grab one and I made it about 30 feet before a old Dominican dude called me the F slur yeah yep just instantly and I was like yeah man like I can't be mad at you like you're like I shouldn't be wearing this I look I look ridiculous I don't think I just want to interrupt and say that Patrick took off his shirt while he's wearing his headphones and he has his shirt caught on the headphone cord now that now he's going through the shirt holes.

Bud, you are in a pickle. He was just tugging at it for a second trying to figure out what happens. I guess I have to, hold on. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Okay, I can't hear what they're saying, and I hope they're saying,

Patrick's stupid. Patrick's dumb. Nice hat, dumb ass. Stupid ass, bitch. Fuck you. Green shirt, what are you, dumb ass? Yeah, what are you? A bunch of grass.

What do you think you are an army man? Yeah, are you a football field? You grass-ass, green-ass bitch. You fuck her, what's up? Hey, Pat. love you bud i don't know what he said what i just was saying how we were so nice you were admiring the different colors you were wearing yeah i really like your different you know yeah we were worshiping you you dress like skittles today i'm not i'm wearing a blue hat and a green

shirt yeah it's not skittles is there a blue skittal you know what i don't think i think they got rid the blue skittal anyway the thing about the though you know the man's short short short thing like the five inch in seam like to you guys that's basketball shorts but to me that's like a speedo you know yeah i that i can't do that i'm sorry like it just won't work not possible that's about that's about four inches from my cock just slipping out yeah exactly dude like that's dangerous you know somebody rolled up my shorts four inches without asking me my the tip of my penis might just show a little tiny bit it's true so i got to be very careful with an seem that small.

I got these... I think my legs are pretty short. I think I can go about wearing those. So... You what? I can go about wearing those. My legs are short. I got short legs.

You have five-inch legs. I do. I got five-inch legs. So I think that the shorts would just kind of look like pants, kind of like baggier pants. They'll be like... That's why they call them Patagonia baggies.

It's because they look like Jinko's on you. Patsgonia. Pats. Pats groinies. Pat's groiniest baggy. Wow. Pat's going a bag these. It's a bag that goes over my groin.

Dude, we should, you know what? This summer, everybody should be wearing groinel bags. I have to say, that's... That's true. That's the look. No me gusto. You don't like a groin bag? No me gusta.

Teamo dinner and lunch and breakfast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, yeah, I'm Caleb, and me good breakfast and dinner. You, uh, you are chingate putto. No, uh, no, you, too, you is pincee cabron. No. See. You is, you is, you is, grand.

No, no, no, no. no you are I wish I could understand what you guys were saying it sounds like a stupid if

domas oh this sounds like a really friendly conversation I wish I could get in on this I wish I knew a stupid no

you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're

a blue and black you're I'm blue dabit da bit batai Yo, so I azul da-di-dab-di-d-d-di-d-di. That's a beautiful song, dude.

Oh, man, maybe we should, maybe that should be our goal. Well, also then, that's a regato song. That, when you translate into Spanish, that reveals that the true meaning, because they'll start going, Yo, so ya-a-zul-dab-di-dabu-di-d-di-d-a. And you're like, oh, it did say he's in need of a guy in there because you hear, ombray, you know? That's true.

Also, for all we know, dab-de-d-d-d-di-di-di-i could be Spanish for something. Yeah, I think Dhabi, Dubedai is actually, because where is Eiffel 65 from? I'm going to say Germany. Eiffel, so that's Paris. Oh, true. Well, they could be Belgian, those fucking freaks. 65 could be America, the 65th country. Iful 65 is an Italian music group.

So I think D, D, D, Badaai is probably just Italian. What do you think it's Italian for? Pizza pie. I don't think so. Yeah. No. It's Italian for pizza and spaghetti. and canolies.

You are not, no, no blammas Italian. So, you are, uh, Blanco. No.

You are as grand blanco, putto. No, you so pink. No debate there, dude. Yeah,

I think we should, we should start move into us to a new, to the Latin market. It seems to be growing year after year. We're losing out on money.

I'm sorry. I pesos. and every year we're losing on more and more at pesos so i think that we need to start uh changing our content to kind of well i don't know to appeal to a different audience we could do what the we could do what the office did yeah start kind of a uh a remake you know yeah oh we can do a spanish remake exactly that's such a good idea who okay who do we want in our mexican remake Salma Hayek He's going to play Cameron

I will play myself No, no you won't And Podcast Sore la Lista That's what we'll call it It's Pagest Sore la Lista Mm-hmm No

Who plays Patrick though Dolf Lundgren I don't think he I think Dolph Lundgren will learn Spanish and play Patrick I think that's a good cast I do look a lot like him in most ways.

Yeah, well, it's like, partly, like, the iron jaw and the, like, height, you know? Yeah. I would say those are the two main kind of factors you guys have in the comment. Yeah, that's true. But why stop at Latin America also? Right, we could get German, we could get a German thing going. I want to do, yeah, German, Australian. Podcasts out of listen. I mean, why not just do just one for every country?

And then we just hit everything. You know? That's a pretty good idea, too. Yeah, I guess a big thing here would be we don't have any money. Right. Yeah, we're completely poor, and we're living in the street right now. Okay, so it's podcast Uber Lister. Ooh.

Podcast Uber Lister. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I haven't taken, my German sucks so bad. Oh, my German is so rusty. It used to be so good, though. Oh, I used to be speaking perfect German. German all the time.

Ischamble briefmarken. What's that mean? I collect stamps. Why do you learn that? I don't remember. Does German have its own? We had to write a thing on the board every day. We had to write a sentence every day.

And I would write the same thing every day. I would write, Isch lauf a skateboard and I sam le briefmarken every day. And I didn't learn any other fucking German. I could have used that to like learn other German phrases, but no. Right. Like, you could have said, like, my name is stamps, or, like, my favorite color is skateboard. Mi Yamo stamps. Yeah.

Does German have its own version of, like, how in Spanish class you just learn, like... Does German has its own version of Miyamo? See? You know. Ishizer... Shaiser. Yeah. Is Shaisa, Faisa.

I got a se Faisa. Faiser Shaiser. Ishaeza Shaiser. I studied French in high school. Yeah. Really? That's nothing. That's useless.

That makes... Hey, that makes sense. Why? Oh, no reason. Because I'm cultured. Oh, you should tell him like that, yeah. My nominist Slim Shady. That was one of the work assignments.

You have to translate all of the real Slip Shady. Uh-huh. That'd be good. Yeah, I took Latin in high school. Yeah. I was kind of a thinker, kind of a philosopher, kind of a... Latin is the slacker language, because you'll never have to speak to another person in it besides the teacher. You choose it because there's no way that somebody can tell you don't speak it.

I do remember in high school being like, Mom, why the fuck am I taking Latin? Like, why have to take Latin? She was like, what if you want to become a doctor? Oh, what? I was like, what? Yeah, you're going to become a doctor. What is that? doctors don't like use Latin all the time right yeah well I mean if they say the

Hippocratic oath they probably have to learn Latin you know Hippocratic it's not like your Miranda rights you don't have to read it in Latin every time you're about to operate on somebody why are these fucking guys taking a bunch of oaths to be a bunch of hypocrites that's the thing that pisses me off the most yeah that's a good point yeah it would say apocratic if you're gonna be a hypocrite I can do surgery on you but you can't do it on me I mean that's true about doctors too it's one of the fucked up things yeah they're about the industry. Yeah.

Because you can't do surgery on them. Yeah. I'm looking, I'm trying to, local, I'm trying to, I just started throwing lines from my name is in, to Google Translate. Yeah. The first line of the song, Hi Kids, do you like violence? It's a German that'd be, hello, Kinder, Max Dekevault. Hello, Kinder.

Hello, Kinder. Hello, Kinder. Hello, Kinder does not sound good. No. No. Hello, Kinder sounds good. I mean, that German Eminem would have been thrown in jail just immediately. Yeah.

For the 10 seconds of that song. I mean, have you seen the movie M? No. I haven't either. I just know it's about a German pedophiles. Is it about Eminem? Yeah, actually, you know what? It could be about Eminem.

Could be short. Yeah, the M is short for Eminem. You can watch it. What? Fuck, somebody told that. I think Alex told me about it. Tell you about what? M is a movie?

Is that Fritz Lang? Yeah, Fritz Lang. German guy. Oh, it's a serial killer who preys on children. Yo! They already made the Eminem movie. Yeah. Damn.

I need to get more into world cinema. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, it is... Let me tell you, it's liberating. It's so beautiful to see other people's movies. Yeah. I don't understand it all.

I watched Come and See on Sunday, and I got... That took me out, dude. I got so depressed. You watched Come and P in the Toilet. I wish I watched that instead. You watched it. You watched it swirl around and you tied-died your shirt in it. I wish I did. I wish I did. I really, I got to say, I wish I did. That movie, very hard watch. Not for me. It's pretty easy.

Yeah, I watch and I laugh. You can't say that. You can't say that with your head. You can't say that with you having a bald head. You didn't finish the movie because you were too upset that the Nazis were being shown as evil. No, I watch it and I laugh like Santa Claus. I was talking about Patrick. You laugh, you laugh at all the atrocities. Patrick, Patrick.

No, I laugh at that ugly little kid's funny face. That's true. Patrick, he's got a very emotive face. He's got a very emotive face. Before the scene where they shoot at Hitler a bunch of times. I miss that? No. Yeah, dude, the end of the movie, basically, Hitler's in this giant movie theater.

He's in this giant mech, basically. He's walking around like Dr. Octopus. And then the kid, and then the kid waves it to everybody in the town. He's like, come and see. Hitler's in a giant man. He's destroying the entire town. It's so cool. Yeah, the kid's powers activate, and he starts swinging up like Spider-Man.

And the green goblin's there, too, played by Willem Defoe. And that kid uses his special power of being really dirty all the time to destroy Mecca Hitler. I wish I'd finish the movie then. Well, that's the part, that's what I'm saying. It's a funny movie. You laugh in a jolly Santa Claus way in the end. Yeah. And everything works out.

And in the end, Hitler decides to be good like the Grinch. His heart grows three sizes. And then there's a post-credit scene where Thanos calls Hitler. And it's like, oh, this could be something big. What up? Yeah, he's like, come work for me. I would hate it if those two linked up, I would hate it so much. We should make a movie called Come and See, and it's about me, and I got a really huge, big, nice new TV.

Yeah, and I'm trying to get everybody to come and see my cool TV. Come see. Yeah. Hey, come see my 60-inch. Hey, come and see. Yeah. Come and see. At the end, it's all of us staring into the camera like, oh.

Like, just looking at the TV with all the wrinkles on our face. We're watching. Come and see this. I got Dolby, I got Dolby 7.1. I got to look at this. I got a receiver. Yeah, it's us. We're walking over to Caleb's house to see the TV, but we're like waist deep in mud.

And there's all these people around us and there's bombs in this guy. And it's like, man, I just want to see my friend's TV. I just want to come and see that TV. God damn it, dude. I hear it's got 3D. He's got a 3D TV, and... I want to come and see the 3D TV. And he's got a PS3, and he's got Batman Arkham City.

I want to come and see Arkham City on a 3D TV PS3. It's going to be awesome. PS3-3D TV. On an Xbox 360. No, it was only on PS3 that they had the 3D. And I can watch for free, he-he-he-he. All right, we should start writing this movie. Okay, intro.

Interior. Interior. Caleb's apartment. Two Best Buy Deliverymen. Two Best Buy Geeks Squad delivery men deliver a Samsung four... We can't use Samsung. A Samsung 4K 3D. A Shangsung from Mortal Kombat. Yeah. Okay, yeah. A Shangsung 4K3D. Current TV.

Yeah, this is a movie for geeks. And places it on the TV stand in his apartment. Cut to. Caleb opening up this. His phone. Exterior, Belarus. Yeah. Exterior, Belarus. Cameron and Patrick get a phone call. Pamela Patrick, dig up a gun from the same.

And get a phone call on the gun. They answer it by pressing down on the trigger. Caleb picks up. And a big antenna comes out of the barrel. They say Guten Morgan. Caleb says, Ola. Ola.

Ola. Miamo Yosei. Kala. Tayamo Giant TVO Come and see it And they say Je mappelle Cameron

Mm-hmm And Patrick And Patrick says I collect stamps And then you guys And then he Oh wait What's that in the sky

Is that a hot air balloon? Oh I believe it is And who's driving it Jackie Chan And you guys have to go around the world In 80 days to come and see my TV And you have to do All of the Jackie Chan movies

Between here and the end of the world So you have to do Drunk and Master Rush hour. Rush air, you have to do We have to do the cartoon. You have to Shanghai noon once you get to California. And then everybody meets at my house.

You two. Jackie Chan. Steve Coogan, Owen Wilson. Steve Coogan, Owen Wilson. All those guys from those Jackie Chan movies. Yeah, Big Ben is there. A medallion from the medallion is there. Yeah, Chris Tucker is there.

You got to do Rush Hour. There are some other, there are other martial arts stars. John Claude Van Dam is there. Chet Lee is there. Lee is there. Brandon Lee is there. He's still dead. I mean, he's there. He's there. He's there.

It's a different guy named Brandon Lee. It's a different guy named Brandon Lee, but he's also dead. Yeah. He died the same way. But he looks different. And then you guys... And then here's the twist of the movie, right? You guys get into my house. I have a giant L-shaped

couch that I got from IKEA. No, there's plenty of room. No, there's plenty of room. Okay. I say, you guys are ready to watch the movie? You say, yeah, I press play. The movie starts over again. It's an inless loop. Okay, yeah.

But it's on the screen this time. But it slowly pans into the screen, and then the movie starts again. I mean, tell me there's ever been a more genius movie than that. And then plus, this becomes world cinema because we've spoken so many different languages. Plus, Jackie Chan is there. And get this, too. The DVD of the movie looks like a donut, like the Simpsons movie. Yeah.

But it's a different color donut. It's a different color donut. It's purple instead of pink. It's purple instead of pink. Uh-huh. And it's got jelly beans on it. It's like the Easter. It's got jelly beans.

It's the Dunkin' Donuts Easter donut. If I like Jackie Chan movies, am I a World Cinema fan? It's got Boston cream inside. Really? That's, yeah. That's fucking sick, dude. I can just get away with saying, like, yeah, I love World Cinema. I love Cinema.

I love Cinema. And then I'm a Jackie Chan fan. See, I don't even know what that means. I think I've heard that before, Cinema Nuvo. Isn't a Nuvo that thing women put in her old? That's French. Okay, then I love it. You love new cinema?

I'm a cinema, new cinema fan. Cinema, Nouveau, uh, fan. Cinema, New Line cinema. Uh, Nouveau line cinema fan. Um, how, um, how is, how is cinema, uh, what, what is cinema, uh, Yeah, uh, uh, uh, I'm gonna, uh, uh, I'm gonna be, uh, uh, uh, what, uh, uh, Are you doing French? Are you doing French?

Yeah. That's how you speak French. I thought you were doing Spanish for some reason. I think I got your finger in your ass while you were talking. That is how you speak French, those. You need to know just a few. You need to know the phrases that are how do you say and like something and what? And then you got that and go like in the middle of it.

It's a lot. what I've learned by trying to learn Spanish as well when I talk to my phone is I have to go like a and a a lot. That's like most languages have like a version of um that they use a way more than I say

um. Yeah, yeah. And French they say they go ugh. Yeah. What a horrible language. Why is that? Why is that? Tell me could you guys explain whether they're called the romance languages? Macalpines.

And also, Why do the romance countries have the highest population of pedophiles over any other countries? I mean, I think you just said it right there, unfortunately. Yeah. The pedophiles are hopeless romantics. Always have been. You can't say that until... I can't call them hopeless...

You can't say that on a video call. We're on TV right now. This is a fucking... This is being live-streamed to millions of Americans. Yeah, whoever... There were, you know, back... in the olden days, there were the people who rolled around in a hog stable

to do it, and they're the people who set a nice table, and, you know, unfortunately, the people who set a nice table were. But there's nothing romantic to me about France. I don't know. I need to go. Yeah. I don't give a... Romantic to me if I'm going to make a statement.

I don't give a shit about the Eiffel Tower. You fuck that thing, dude. I've seen bigger shit. Yeah, they got the Empire State building here. Make it lean like the Tower of Pisa, then we'll talk. Yeah. Tell you what's a good thing. Tower, a more impressive tower, the Citadel from Half-Life. Uh-huh.

Why don't they just try to, I mean, make something that big, I'd fucking dare you. Oh, yeah, make City 17 a real place, and then I'll go there. Yeah, you know? Stop pussy-footing around with all this French shit. Yeah, oh. Also, wait, the Eiffel Tower, why did they build it? Was it an accident? It was, uh, so it's like a magnet for snails.

It's a big, it's a big magnet for snails. That's how they get all the snails to come to France for the escargo. So they just walk over and they just scrape them off the side like barnacles? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a lightning rod, kind of. Well, what? It has to be struck by lightning pretty often, right?

I think it was. I think they've been very lucky. They have no, there's no protective measures if it does. So they were just like, crossed their fingers and it's lasted this long. Man, it would be funny if they only had the Eiffel Tower in France. It just so that, like, it's just the world's biggest lightning rod. Yeah. It's a like, it looks, you know what?

It looks, I'm going to say it. This is going to offend a lot of our French listeners. It looks unfinished. Finish that damn thing. It looks like scaffolding. What's wrong? Put a damn wall on this thing. Put, God damn.

Put some fucking, you run out of money? Put a cloth over it or something. How do you go to the bathroom there if you work there? Right. Everyone's going to see. Yeah. What if your office is up there? Yeah.

Too many holes in it. Exactly. Hey. Hey. You take your lunch break. Hey, Eiffel. Here's a fucking novel idea. What if it's,

it gets cold. Uh-huh. Fucking dumb-ass, stupid French guy. And look, there's like a huge... There's a huge... It's shaped like an A, you know? It's like, there's a huge gap. You know what you could put...

Finish the word! Yeah. You know what you could put inside of that A, that tower? You could put a big hammock. I just had an idea for art. I just had an idea for art. I'm ready. I mean, we've been...

I've been basically... I feel tower. Yep. Circle around it. Okay. Because it's shaped like an A. Circle around at A. Wow.

Anarchy. Whoa. How about this? Eiffel Tower, Eiffel Tower, big old S. As? He spelled it wrong. Oh, okay. Eiffel Tower, two S's.

Yeah. Ass. There were two S's in France in 1940, but I don't want to bring that one. Those people are still healing, dude. I know. I know. That's my bad. You fucker.

I think, well, I'm just saying I think the French people would not like it if you put two S's, if you brought two Ss back to France Yeah It's honestly so beast To have never been invaded By anybody Mm-hmm

We just so like We just for aliens Well maybe But we've just never We're like undefeated With like What's going on with that There's aliens or some shit

Like They're supposed to drop the intel I mean I'm like way up On all this stuff obviously Because I'm smart Yeah I mean like you and you and Tom DeLange have been We've been working together

You know But the thing is the hard thing is The hard thing is you get me and Tom DeLange in a room, I just call him Tom. It's hard for us to be around each other without making a song. Yeah, without making a song

without making just kind of like a funny little, like a funny little song. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you guys are getting together. I'm gonna fuck my poop. That was the recent one we did, you know? And that looks really good. I remember you sending me over the file for that.

You sent me the, the, what's it called? Yadajban. The roots? Is that the, yeah, yeah, stems. The stems. The stems. You sent me the stems over. over for that because you guys wanted me to play bass on it.

Yeah, you know, and Tejama Mi Gusta, Tom DeLange, but Tejama Mee Gusa also Alien Invasion. So we've been trying to kind of stay focused and talk more about aliens. And apparently, they've heard our songs. Really? Wow. Have they heard aliens exist by Blinklin 82? I think that's their favorite song.

And the thing is, they keep getting really close to invading Earth, and then Tom DeLange will drop one of these alien classics. And then they get it, you know, because all radio waves just, keep going forever into the space. So they keep getting them and being like, ah, maybe we should hold off. They seem to be pretty big fans of us. They could make a sequel to this song soon.

Yeah, yeah. So they recently got aliens exist and they decided to stop the invasion. Something, I mean, to segue here, something else paranormal that I wanted to share with you guys that I found online. This is just, you know, just, you know, aliens, ghosts, pretty much the same thing, I would say in many ways.

Can you send this to me? What is this? Um, this is a, just a little web page. I didn't really, I just thought it was very funny. And I just wanted to, to share it on the, on the podcast, because I think we do, you know, funny, funny stuff on here. So, this is a, this is a web page I found for about a haunted subway in Wisconsin, in Dodgeville, Wisconsin. 1400 State Road 23. Yeah, if you wanted to visit it, they got a picture of it here.

Incredibly normal looking subway. Yeah, I mean, I can't lie. It looks like a subway to me. They even put that they have specific directions here on how to get to it, so if you live in Wisconsin, from Highway 151, coming from the east, take a right onto Highway 18 into Dodgeville, take a right on Highway 23, North Beckett Street. The subway will be on the left-hand side at the corner of Highway 23 and Highway YZ King Street. Don't go to the other subway on the right-hand side. Right, yeah, that one's even worse. So here's the background of this spot, okay, of this, located, this paranormal activity hotbed. Prior to being a subway restaurant, a Harley Davidson shop owned by a man named Eugene Forbes sat at this location. So you can tell that's going to be very haunted already.

Here's the type of haunting that's going on. Here's the paranormal activity that's taking place in this subway. Items being knocked off their shelves, both on the main floor and in the basement. Subway has a basement. That's already scary enough. That is one of the scariest places you can do. Also, is this a subway where there's like book shelves everywhere where books are flying off? What is there besides, like, chips?

It's just a subway library. Yeah. Fowl odors that seem to fill the restaurant with no known source. Hey, I can tell you, I know where that source is. It's the goddamn food, yeah, it's all the food at Subway. I want to say, quick, quickly, fuck Subway. Why? Horrible establishment.

You're dumb ass, dude. Subway rules. No, dude. It's fucking, are you stupid, dude? Subway fucking rocks. Jamie John's way better. And their CEO kills elephants. It's so cool.

Dude, Jimmy Johns, you get less sandwich, though. It's too skinny. You know, it's a good point. Yeah, free smells. They have free smells here. See, foul odors that seem to fill the restaurant with no known source. That's true. The apparition of a woman is seen standing behind the cash register.

See below. That's scary. Nothing is scarier than a woman behind the cash register. It's the most terrifying thought I've ever had. The door buzzers to let employees know that someone has entered the building go off without any reason. That's very scary. One of the scary stories you can hear when you're working at Subways, ding-tong.

Yeah, that guy just walked in. Customer coming in. And they're like, who was that? What is that? He's like, guys, I'm, who is, who is this? Show yourself. You smell. You smell for no reason.

I guess I'll just leave. Employees hear their name called when nobody is there. I mean, whatever. Now, this is this last bullet point, this is the one that made me decide to stare this with you guys. This is making me laugh a lot when I found this. Employees preparing sandwiches have turned their backs only for a moment, only to notice that their sandwiches have already been cut for them. Seems to me less like a haunting, more like a Casper situation.

Yeah. Somebody who's a bit friendly. Yeah, a ghost that cuts sandwiches for people. Yeah, saving so many seconds. Yeah. Why is it haunted? This is this whole story about the heart. Harley Davidson store that used to be there.

And then here we go. Subway employees... Oh, what is it? Both Eugene and Shirley were killed in the crash, as was Pendell and his two passengers, also young men in their early 20s. Alan Forbes, Eugene's son inherited the Harley Davidson shop and eventually sold the land to the subway franchise. The years passed by and all seemed calm.

Then, in 2000, things changed. Subway employees began reporting strange occurrences taking place in the restaurant. Items were being knocked off their shelves. Employees hearing their name called when no one else was around. Even more disturbing was when some employees began seeing the vision of a woman standing behind the cash register. Described as being about 50 years old, skinny, and wearing a dress. The woman is said to give a dirty look at the employees, and when confronted, she simply disappears before the bewildered employee's eyes. I like that those were the only descriptors that could have about a woman.

Skinny and wearing a dress. Hey, hey. You know who she's hot or not? You know who I think that is? Who? Ghost of Karen. Truth. I think we have a Karen situation.

Yeah, I think, I think this might be a Karen. Dude, I hate Karen so much. You guys want to see my impression of a Karen? Yeah. All right, ready? Yeah, watch this. I'm ready. Hey, yeah, I'll have a million dollars for free.

What? You can't order that? Oh, my God. Oh, I can't order that? Well, then I'm going to sexually assault you. I'm a Karen, by the way. I don't know about that one. That's not what they say.

I don't think you're going to say that. That's what Karen's do. I think you're going to speak to the manager. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to, okay, all right, at least try again. If you don't give me a million dollars, I'm going to sexually assault your manager. No. No, stop saying that.

Don't say that. Stop saying that. That's what Karen's do. No, they don't. No, you know that they don't say that. Stop saying that. I'm going to. Don't.

Don't know. Speak. I'm going to say it with me. Speak to the manager. I'm going to. I'm going to use my hands, and I'm going to use my love language and speak to your manager. No. Don't say that.

Don't say that. Oh, so somebody's on the Karen's side. I'm not on the carrot. So then why are you defending the Karen that I invented? Don't say you're going to sexually assault somebody on the podcast. I'm not. The Karen is. What the fuck?

You guys are so pro-Karon. It's disgusting me right now. Just don't say that. That's... You fucker. Top 10 ways to tell someone is a psychic. I got one way What way

They fucking ruin the podcast By saying shit like that How is that That was everybody thought That was helpful and formative Maybe even a little bit funny God damn it This fucking show

Yeah everybody's seen that And you This is what you do I'm about to go Karen on you guys You go Karen on us every day Now it means something else Why does it mean something else? Because you've made it mean something else.

No. You don't know what you're talking about. Damn it. You're being a Karen right now, and I'm scared of you. Ways to tell if someone is a psycho from the top tens by Preach and Preach. Ever notice someone do really weird things? Ever notice someone being crazy? Let us know what to look out for.

I have to say I don't think I've ever noticed that. Yeah. Personally. Number one. They keep posting nasty comment about artists and their friends. fans okay you know what psycho move dude definitely a psycho move yeah that is the number one psycho move i think that's on the uh i think that's in the dsm i do yeah i mean when i see people talking shit on my stand list i send it to my yeah my besties and they take them down and besties

besties take him down dude yep oh yeah oh yeah who are your who's on your stand list my stand list yeah uh let's let me think i'm just a number one mom and dad Jimmy Fallon Number two Fallon One God Jimmy Fallon Number three

God and his son Jesus Walter White I mean this guy's got to be standable more than anybody else Yeah Jake Paul

Not Logan Paul Logan Paul Is not standable Not standable BTS Yep I'll say it I stand Malcolm X

Okay Yep Me too He's my He's I stand that guy Yep I guess I stand

Robert Pattinson Whoever invented chocolate Yeah Not sure who But that guy Got a stand I think it was Montezuma Mr. Jizuma

From the Adbutter Company Yeah Bruce Bruce Lee as well The whole time As well as Rosa Parks Yeah Yeah, John Bon Jovi, Keith Richards, JFK.

John Bon Jovi, that's a good, that's a good Stan to have. Roger Moore. JFK Jr., he's still doing good work. I used to Sanchester Bennington, but he best that up. Yeah, he oombed himself. Yep, he fumbled. John Stewart? Double seven.

Uh-huh. Mel Gibson. No. Mel Gibson I wouldn't stand Mel Gibson No, that's a bad stand You can't tell me if it's a bad I'm gonna, you know what I'm gonna report you to my besties right now

And you're not gonna like what they do to you All right, it seems like you're a psycho You're a psycho, you left hating comments on my stand Mel Gibson No, somebody says on this item Always jellious with every person True I hate when people get jealous of me

number two they keep starting all kind of worth of worst lists and cannot stop hating yep Yoshi dude says I do this but I'm not a psycho sounds like you might be a psycho well this is one of the ways to tell so I think you are so psychopathic that you're actually a stupid idiot yeah this is normal to you because you're a psycho there's a number of this said there's another comment on this list here it says their eyes are full of hatred

I mean that's also that's a pretty easy way to tell if somebody is a Like, some fiery eyes full of hatred. Yeah. That's got to be like a clear. They have like a tell-tale sign. Sith eyes with yellow pupils. Yeah, yeah. If their face is vainy and white and they have,

look like horns popping out of the front of their head almost. They could be a psycho. Yeah. And also when you go to inspect their character model, they're all the way in the red, and they have a red smoke behind them. Yeah. It's like, you know that, that thing,

the, like, Japanese thing where, like, if you're, if they it's called like Sanpaku eyes where if your eyes your eyes are only touching your eyelids at the bottom

like if there's like space around the top of your eye that means you're a serial killer or something it's pretty cool it's pretty cool

I want to look at this look at it's called do I have them eyes look at the camera do I have Sinpaku eyes do I

you do Patrick does oh my god he does how do you look is it three white's visible the eyes of a psychopathic killer these eyes want to gain power of you Sampaku eyes

They're just high like hooded eyelids Yeah here No it's about like the With your iris Like where you're how much space there is around your iris Like what directions Look at this picture I found That's the first result when you look up

Sanpaku eyes A picture of So it's just describing Sanpaku eyes Then it has six pictures And the six people on it The first one left to right Charles Manson James Holmes

The Heaven's Gate guy Adam Lanzah Casey Anthony And Jimmy Saville All right I see Billy Elish is on here too I see AOC here

As another example of some of the Sampaku eyes So Billy Elish has Sampaku is that So people are just like mad at her now? No, she's evil. So, okay. Well, she did, I mean, surprise, surprise, she did say that she was the bad guy, so it's like, why

you freaking out? Exactly. She even said, duh. Mm-hmm. Which is rude on top of being bad. Oh my gosh, first she's evil, then she's rude. It's like, gotta get at least be funny. Okay, if you're evil, that's one thing. If you're evil and sarcastic, you're getting kicked out of school.

Uh-huh. Number three, they don't understand great jokes, but laugh at silly things. things, like furniture, shampoo, and clocks. This guy's such a psycho. Those last three items were hilarious to me. Someone says, My family's Asian. Whenever the grown-ups talk about random stuff about their lives,

they laugh so hard, and they even look at us kids like we're expected to know what's funny. What are you guys even laughing about anyway? We don't get what's so funny about whatever you're talking about. Why do you, why does, why do you, why do you mention that you're Asian? Yeah. I don't get that. Here's another comment

I don't laugh when the rest of my family or friends laugh But I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe When my mom put a black sock in the white washing load And they all got annoyed when everything turned gray Makes me laugh even when I'm just thinking about it That's a psycho Yeah, that is a psycho This is totally me

I seem to not understand a joke Everyone is dying laughing over And yet I'm laughing to the point of crying When I look at a microwave oven The author of that comment is named Rock Fashionista Number four, they start acting like Britney Spears What, like a slut? Hey, like a fucking slutty, come on now

Woman, here's a comment, she's an amazing woman Start to start to acting like Simon Cowell Yep, yep Simon Cowell hated Britney Spears Simon Cowell When she was on that show. He was one of the biggest psychos on TV. True, you want to talk about some Pacu eyes.

I think he has him now. Maybe he didn't need 10 years ago, but he's got him now, dude. Those fucking pictures of him now, he's just got so much play. He just doesn't look real. He looks like an animal. Yeah. He does not look like a human anymore. He looks like he should be in a natural history museum as like some sort of missing link.

Simon Cowell nowadays. Nowadays, Simon Cowell wants to talk. Yeah. Yeah, oh, man, he does look really messed up. People have been saying he looks like a GTA 5 NPC, and that's, yeah, for 100%. Oh, my God. Wait, he was in an accident. He was in an accident?

He had a back injury. Well, that should make Simon Cowell breaks back, falling off of electric bike in California. How do you? He got caught in the spokes. He was going around and around. Yeah, no, this guy's a fucked up fucking Fallout 4 character. Somebody just deleted his lips. He was one of the most handsome men in the world at one point.

I mean, he was up there for sure. He wanted to do that. He just smashed his spine to pieces by falling off an electric bike. Oh, I get, yeah, he's old. Spines already in pieces. Can we, can we, um... Called vertebraz. Can we edit this out, um, because I'm going to try out for American Idol

in two weeks. Oh, I had an idea. Yeah. I just, I don't, yeah. I mean, I don't know. I know he's not a judge anymore, but he might still be like an executive producer or something. I feel like, just as your friend, I should be able to, like, give you some advice or something. So could you, like, show me what you're auditioning with?

Yeah. What are you doing? Like a bridge over troubled water. I'm going to be honest with you, dog. You're going to Hollywood, dog. Yeah? Yeah, G. You mean it?

I mean it, G. No. Number five, they keep insulting people. I'm sorry. I'm still stuck on Simon Cowell falling off of an electric bike. Yeah. I found this article, and it's the article is called, Simon Cowell did not fall off an e-bike.

And then the subtitle is, there is a difference between a bike and a motorcycle. And it's a whole article about how what he fell off is technically a motorcycle. Oh, I was thinking maybe this should. some kind of like fake Paul McCartney thing where people thought it would cause mass suicide if he died, so they replaced him. There are 890 comments arguing about

whether it's a bike or a motorcycle on this website. I mean, what's the difference? Yeah. I'll stick with the new two-stroke dirt bikes. At least then I won't have to eat granola and wear my hair in a bun. True.

True. So it happens when you have a spine injury. Yeah. The only thing you can take is granola. As soon as you as, As soon as you break your spine, the first thing you do go out by a dang Prius. Well, they put you on an all-crunchy diet because it's easier to eat. Right, it's all crunchy because your spine got crunchy.

L-O-L, not a motorcycle, not an e-bike. This is just a new iteration of the moped. Oh, yeah, good point. Number five, they keep insulting people. I'm going to issue a psycho watch on one Jeffrey Ross, Rostmaster General. Because this guy seems to, like, insulting people more than almost anybody alive. Yeah.

So if this is a psycho... And he's the general. He's also the general. So, if this is a psycho attribute, I think that he might be... He should be demoted. ...and he should be dishonorably discharged for being a psychopath. Oh, yeah. I mean, have you ever seen Dr. Strangelove?

Here's what they do. What a psycho general can do? Discharge Jeffrey Ross, replace him with Hannah Gatsby. Yeah. Or maybe just like if they don't want to do a whole thing of, like, discharging them. They could have, like, maybe the people close to him influence him into committing suicide or something.

Yeah, I mean, the CIA listens to this, and I know that they'll, uh, they'll take that to heart. I mean, honestly, it doesn't even have to be the CIA. It just could be whoever. I mean, it could be, like, three guys who's also listening to it. Maybe we can do it. Yeah. Or, like, maybe set up a situation where, like, you know, he,

you're like, for example, maybe you put him in a giant frying pan or something, and he wants to get out of a frying pan because his flesh is, like, sizzling and melting, but, but, like, if he jumps out, there's spikes underneath, so then technically he is killing himself and you're not liable for it because he's the one who threw himself out of the frying pan. Well, what if it's like... It's a cast iron pan you put in the oven

to roast him. Yeah. That's a bit poetic, isn't it? Uh-huh. Yeah. That's true. No judge will convict you for a poetic crime. Yeah. Ah, I would convict you for this murder, but its irony was too beautiful. Yeah. It's ironic. It was too poignant. Yeah.

And that judge, the honorable Alonis Moris set... I'm pleading guilty. I'm pleading guilty with a point. Yeah, with a moral. Yeah, with that, Bob, but have I not created a new moral tale? One that you may tell to your children before bedtime? Yeah, the guy reading a bedtime story to a kid, it's like, and that's why you never put a man in a giant cast iron pan and put him in the oven.

And it's thanks to Caleb Pitts that we have that moral today. You know what? I'm a veritable brother Grimm. Yeah. Number seven, the voices in your head communicate with the voices in yours. You skip number six. Oh. Oh. Number six, they come up to you at scream in your face.

And that's important. I can't believe you tried. You tried to skip that because you do that and you didn't want anyone to know you're a psycho. No, I don't come up and at scream in your face. You absolutely do. I've come to the conclusion that almost anyone could be defined as psycho, and that's another comment from rock fashionista. Rock fashionista has a point. Yeah.

Moose 4 Life 19 says, um, that's pretty cool. Crazy. Yeah. And imagine somebody coming up to your face and screaming, That's pretty crazy in it. Yeah, I don't want to stick on this thing of like maybe all comedians or psychos, but... Never heard of a little guy named Bobcat Goldthwaite? Oh, yeah.

This is one of the loudest dudes who's ever lived. Okay. He's broken sound barriers, and he's short as well. Yeah. And he made a movie about Bigfoot. He directed World's Greatest Dad. That's true. He did World's Greatest Dad.

You made a... Which was about Bigfoot. I mean, only a psycho could have come up with... His Bigfoot. Only a psycho could have come up with the idea to make a found footage Bigfoot movie, but then not show Bigfoot at the end and show a naked old lady instead.

I mean, that's... Yeah, that is pretty diabolical. Yeah. Only the craziest mind would make Junie Cortez True. Robin Williams' child. Number seven, the voices in their head communicate with the voices in yours. seems to...

This top comment, wait. Sorry, what are you saying? This just seems to have more to do with like ESP or some kind of mental communication

than being a psychopath. Yeah, maybe they thought it was psychic. Also, yeah, this means that you both have voices in your head. And here's the top comment here.

Don't judge us, but my friends and I do this a lot and I for sure am not giving them up because I think it's cool and since some of my friends are boys, they have said that guys I think are cute. They don't know that. Actually have crushes on me.

One even said he had feelings for me. Oops, got off track. Wow. You got off track. Yeah. I mean, you reveal the existence of telepathy. Yeah. Maybe they're psychos.

Maybe they're psycho, and that's why they're saying that. True. I also got the same experience since from 13 years old. I have hundreds of voices in my head. And as far as I'm concerned, they've never communicated with any real person before. that's also from rock fashion east number eight they are having a conversation

and no one and no cell phone is part of it this is the truth because for psychopaths are people who want the feeling of importance so they do this so they just have a conversation what if they're the long island

medium oh my god yeah what if they're speaking to by the way they can't be a group of more fucking annoying ghosts than the ones on Long Island, dude. I would rather fuck it. Go anywhere else but Long Island if you're going to be a

medium. That is a bad, bad move, dude. Do you know how much, like, racist shit you're going to hear? You can't help where you're from. And I think that, you know, she was born with those powers. And I think the people of Long Island, maybe this could help them. Yeah. I don't think

anything can help those poor souls. They should be put out of their misery. If I was a medium, I would, I would live in a zoo, and I would, I would, I would walk around, I would talk to the animal ghosts. Yeah, well, that one's an easy one, because it's like, yeah, because I would go like, tell us, what's, what is the monkey saying? And he's going, uh, yeah, yeah, and then I would just be walk around, they would like,

you know, at first they'd be like, oh, there's that weird guy, he's walking around going, like, whirr, and then it's like, oh, he's talking to the dead lion that died because it had to get tranquilized. Exactly. Too much. And, and, do you want a banana right now? somebody he says he would like a banana right now okay get this i'd walk around uh dunstan dunston do any of you know a dunston have you checked in i'd walk i'd walk i'd walk up to like a a family that it was out one of the you know and i'd be like and i'd be like

their spirit has a message for you and i'd stand there for a while and they'd be like well and i'd be like well i already said it was from the giraffe tee he tee he and i'd run away and say tee he I'd be a prank medium God damn that medium I think that's the most important thing about being a medium is probably having fun

prank I mean I mean you hear that the the cries of the dead all day it's like hey can you tell me like at least one or two I'll tell you some jokes yeah exactly I would like to be the

comedy store medium yeah right where I'm in there and I'm like hi oh Richard Pryor's saying he wants to to have sex with a man again. Says he really misses having sex with men. I'd be a medium, and I'd be walking around that I'd accidentally walk through, like, um, like walk past like a skydiving class and just go, ah, ah, just over and over.

Yeah. Sorry, I'm picking up, I'm sorry, I was picking up a voice. Yeah, I was sorry, I was picking up the ten people who were here this morning. he's a bad instructor don't go to his class sorry sorry that was oh that was I'm hearing I'm hearing John I'm hearing John

that's the cool that's the funniest thing about the just ruining every business just walking into a restaurant and being like I was poisoned I was poisoned by the chef yeah he's doing that in every store you go to

the security guard is evil He killed me. I'm a ghost. Unless they give the medium a gift card and then nothing happened. And it was all fine. Yeah, I mean, if you were like a famous medium, I'm sure you could just be like, oh, I'm hearing, I'm hearing that my appetizer is 50% off. I'm hearing that. I'm hearing that from the ghost of the manager. The medium says it's true.

What's the, uh, fuck, wait, Gary Spivey. Yeah, Gary Spivey. Oh, the guy that everybody had is their profile picture in 2009. Because he has that big white afro? Yes. Yeah. Gary Spivey and Sylvia Brown. Sylvia Brown was on the Montel Williams show all the time.

Cool. My mom would watch that all the fucking time. And I hated Sylvia Brown. Was she a crook? Yeah, she was a medium. She was a crock as shit. Yeah? She sucks at her job.

You don't believe in mediums? I believe in every medium but Sylvia Brown. Sylvia Brown I'm challenging Right now I'm doing A psychic attack on you Dude don't do that I'm sending brain waves

I'm sending you the souls of so many people If you don't think that she has Some sort of defense mechanism Iron Shield for psychic interdike Oh my god Oh my God no What I'm being attacked by her ghost

She's been dead since 2013 I can see I can see it on your On your face right now It's flying around you Number nine they bitch complain, and this is something that maybe Caleb would know a thing or two about, they bitch, complain, crying, cause a scene no matter where they are. I don't think I know anything about that, because I haven't cried in 15 years.

Are you complaining right now? No, I'm just making an observation. What are you whining about? Oh, I'm not, oh, am I whining? You're crying. Oh, does it appear that I'm crying? I wasn't here to your voice. Oh, does you think I'm crying?

Okay. I know a person whose daughter is studying with us. One days, she complained to her parent that she is not happy. the class. The parent was at a yoga class from where he started shouting. He stated calling bad words and making a bad scene without even knowing, even without knowing what the matter is.

Okay. So just yelling and screaming seems to be a big part of the of the psycho's repertoire. My husband is a psycho. He loves to criticize, doesn't know how to enjoy life, loves to take stress and pressure all time. Sadist, rude, has two personalities. The world

believe he is good, which in reality he isn't. I went to a party and met this guy named Richard, and he seemed nice, but he is a real pain. He has scared seven of my friends off. They don't talk to me. He is a stalker. He went up to my old job and threatened the people for my phone number, and he is really crazy. I try to get right off him.

I don't know go in town. I got a job far away, and I need to do something about this. He's scream and follow me. He shows up at night. He's a psychoperson. I don't try to talk or see him. Richard. Richard sounds really bad.

Oh, my God. He's scream and follow. You show up. That's horrifying, dude That is horrible He's a stalker S-T-O-C-E-R Number 10

They walk out the door naked Yeah, well, that's pretty Yeah I hate that psycho Lana Rhodes She is such a psycho Okay, I definitely Definitely wouldn't do that

That's from Yoshi dude Sylvia Brown and I Have made up by the way Really? Oh, what does that entail? Come on, be honest with me play up Oh man, I can't say it on here number 11 they stare at you and smile

I do it especially creepily just to disturb the crap out of my friends or people spreading rumors of me I hold scissors to accompany the psycho effect works awesomely you know something is wrong is they give you that mischievous smile that says I'm up to something let's see here number 15 they start preaching about the giant flying spaghetti monster Oh, hell no. That's facts. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no.

Not the spaghetti monster. Number 16, they misunderestimate you. Number 20, they have chili in their shoes. That is psychotic. Every time they walk into a room, the psycho shower scene music plays. That's a pretty, that would be pretty pissed if I as a psycho, they kept blowing by cover with that. Number 25, they become interested in death. And the top comment is, they are interested in death more than life, and hence they become psychos.

A psycho is a person who is very interested in the opposite face of reality. Number 31. They live in a world of their own. Number 28. I can't tell the difference between the real world and my imaginary world. Rock Fashionista. All right. Rock Fashionista actually has a mental affliction.

Number 28, their favorite movie is psycho, and they want to re-endact it. Number 34, have an attraction to preteens at the age of 40. Number 38, they are determined to have sex with every young woman they meet. Number 35, they know what you are thinking. Again, there seems to be some kind of disconnect here. Number 51, they join the KKK. And there's one comment from Jasmine 21064. that says, duh.

Number 48, continuing the thread, if someone is about 15 plus years older than you and they want to become close friends with you. Total psycho, dude. Something's going on. Oh, no, this is a bad one. Number 66, they live in downtown New York, New York. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah, there's tons of psychos down there. Number 70, they like pony porn. Number 54, they try to kill all the time. Never a break for these psychos. Happy death, sad death, death all the time. Number 71, they laugh crazily. So true.

Oh, even more proof. I know one who laughs like, kia ha ha, ha, in an evil voice. Can you do that? Can you do that in a more evil voice? Chia ha! Number 55 is they cut themselves, and there's two comments. One is, I actually do this myself for several and understandable reasons,

some that people don't care about. And then the comment under that is, Girl in my class bites yourself. Number 56, they are obsessed with you and stalk you, and the two comments say, I happen to do this often, and then Yoshi dude says, I did this twice.

Number 57, they think music is getting better. Here's a comment by rock fashionista. I'm practically psycho. And the only music I ever listened to besides rock and metal is 80s music. Damn, that's so true. They laugh crazily. Number 59, they eat salami with marmalade. Yuck.

Oh, hell no. That sounds pretty good. That's a charcutory board. Yeah, dude, that sounds so good. You're telling me, charkutory is psycho? Hell no. Number 69, they're obsessed with serial killers. Only comment.

Serial killers are 100% psychos. I mean, not all of them. There has to be a serial killer who did it for a good reason. Yeah, Dexter. Oh, my. My fucking God. I think you just cracked the psycho code. Here's what we should do, honestly.

Psychos, we should get rid of the, of it being like a social faux pa to be a psychopath. And we should hire these people, if Dexter is any indication, we should hire these people as police officers. Because they are so effective at stopping crime, according to the TV show Dexter on Showtime, that I think that we would actually see a much better and more effective. police force. Yeah. And they would, I mean, it would be cool to maybe we could make a TV show out of it, too, out of... It's a really good point.

There could be like a psycho division of every police precinct where these are the guys when they're like, all right, we give up on everything else and we're just going to try and kill this guy. And those dudes could do it. You don't think that already exists? I thought of a... Wow. And we could make a TV show about it and we could call it Hannibal, maybe.

Okay. No, because Hannibal is... already a guy we need we don't be called okay then dexter Dexter is actually a really good name

for a show like this yeah Dexter's laboratory because he works in the crime lab where he does psycho shit and his character's name

Hannibal Lecter oh let's go with Dracula okay yeah Dracula I think is a perfect name for a psychics Dracula Frankenstein

could be that'd be pretty what about Dracula Frankenstein the ghost Okay. But he's just a guy. It's just a name.

Officer, Dracula, Frankenstein, the ghost. What's your name and badge number? Officer Frankenstein, Dracula, the ghost. Badge number 666. Because they wouldn't be scared to give it away because they don't have any fear of repercussion. Badge number 10, 31, 1999. What about the, uh, what if the, the K-9 unit?

They're, like, 22 years old. The K-9 unit has. That was just his favorite Halloween. The canine unit has Officer Werewolf There's no such thing Can we add the episode? Yeah

What? No such thing as werewolves. Bye. There's a... I saw one.