Podcast About List - Ep. 152 - Food Slave (w. CJ)

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

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You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Podcasts to the mob list. You're really crap monster. And now we're at it. Yeah. But yeah, dude, this bed is, this bed, I have a bunch of old shit, dude. Well, let's start. Let's not get back into that. Let's not do that.

Why? Yeah. Why? It's already brought up too much pain for you. That is true, man. It does hurt me when you guys make fun of my cool old, shit. We have a very we have a very special very special guest today.

C.J. Hey buddy, how are you? Hey, hey guys. Thanks for having me on. We finally turned CJ into our food slave. Oh my god. What's up with that? Why are you guys always threatening to enslave me and shit? Not enslave you, you would sign a contract. Yeah, right. It's not... You would be a food slave for me after. You would become a slave, but you wouldn't, like, we wouldn't

enslave you. Like, the verb enslave is not in play. here maybe if you don't want to be a food slave stop making so much fucking food man okay there's an idea yeah no I mean when you say it like that I never realized that was an option I could just stop making food just take a break for making all of this delicious McDonald's is down the street

yeah just knock it off yeah like I don't you keep showing me all this fucking amazing stuff with truffles in it and shit buddy I'm gonna find you and make you my slave see there it is right there make me you said make or make you agree to be my slave

Okay, I'm not saying it's like a hard no I'm just saying like right now you're not pitching it very well Okay alright okay come back to you the better offer like right We'll have a power point this is for yeah I might be I might be grinding you down on this whole making my foots life thing I might be getting you pretty close to you yeah come on look at that giggle I mean okay do you have one of those those fucking beds for me to sleep in too Yeah that that is that is that is

the type of bed that only comes with a hundred of them side by side. You cannot get that bed alone. Yeah, it's a horrible bed. I'm going to be honest with you guys, man. It's not, I don't like this bed. Dude, I want one of these fucking, I went, like, an IKEA bed made out of fucking, like, cardboard that I can replace every year. I don't want this fucking shit.

I heard Lil Orphanani actually did sleep on that exact bed frame in the movie. No, you didn't hear, who would you hear that from? That doesn't make any fucking sense, man. I heard that from Carol Burnett in an interview. You are so stupid about my bed, dude. No. And, CJ, if you came to, if, you know, by the way, I'd fly you out to be my slave. So that's on me.

Okay. All right. Looking better. Yeah. Food is going to be on you. Hold on. Business. What is it?

Business or coach flight. Slave. Slave. Okay. So in the car. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever the furthest.

back cheapest option is because yeah you're not going to like go shit I mean come on I get you a business card it's a one way ticket though dog you can't okay what a normal fine cargo hold got it

it's like spirit yeah it's not going to be on spirit of course that's all the seats are yeah and you will be able to stay well you can't well you can't leave the kitchen that's a big part of this slave thing yeah do you have a bed in the kitchen then

are you in your kitchen right now we can get you camera around and shit? No, there's no kitchen here. I'm sorry. Yeah, and you're not allowed to look at me while you're here, so get that in now as well. Okay, done.

So it sounds pretty good, right? You could sleep in the oven, too. Maybe it would be an option if, you know, you couldn't fit a bed in the kitchen. I guess that should be nice. All right, you know what? Let me move first, because I'm going to move pretty soon, and we'll see if we have room for a slave quarters.

Yeah. I'm looking for a one bedroom, one slave corner. And here are the slave quarters. Have you guys been thinking about slaves? No. I would never, but it's, I mean, just, you know, the option. Her parents are bugging us about it, though. They keep asking us, when are you're going to have slaves?

How long have you been together? You don't even have one slave. Just because you had slaves when you were 20 doesn't mean I have to. You know, you ruined your entire. entire life. Fuck you, man. But yeah, we're happy to have CJ here. Yeah. What are you guys

been doing today, man? What is, this is I'm so, this is a, this is oppressively hot day. I was in situate, baby. I was, I was walking out on, that's in, that's a, a little beach town with some very rich people

and some big houses. So I was, you know, kind of making money moves out on, at the water. That's what is Looking at different boats, thinking of which boats I might like to purchase when I, you know, become very rich. When you hit it big time? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're on the path to superstardom.

I'm more than on the path, yeah. I would say I'm on the, I would say I'm like on the teleporter. He's kind of becoming famous for, bro, getting, it's going pretty fast. It's definitely heating up for you, Kim. Yeah, I mean, my fans are just, they're ravenous. That's all. Would you say that you do it for them? them? I would say I do everything for them, but more importantly, I do everything for me.

It's like a give and take relationship. God, that is such a fucking famous-ass answer, dude. You are a star already. Jesus Christ, dude. CJ, have you ever thought about maybe coming famous? I thought about, yeah, I thought about once, but you have to be, like, good at something, or, like, you also have to be kind of psycho, and I'm not, either one of those yet. I might become psycho from not being good at anything, like, really good enough to get famous, which said that might work for me. What? What about singing?

I feel like you got pipes on you, dude. You look like one of those, like, little white guys who comes out on American Idol and sings, like, the most amazing R&B song you've ever heard. Right? He has, like, like, the voice of, like, a black worship leader who's, like, 400 pounds. I can sing an amazing R&B song where the problem is I never make it past the first round because I'm always like, here's an old Negro spiritual I learned. And then I get cut off, like, two seconds. Yeah, they definitely draw a line with that at some point. Do you ever know anybody who's on, like, American Idol or one of those competition shows?

Yeah. I think we went to college with a few. True, yeah. I guess we did mean. We went to the American Idol reject college. That makes perfect sense. Yeah, we went to X Factor University. Yeah.

I knew people who were just like, it's funny that they, like, like just completely like you can make it pretty far and never be on TV you can make it like top a hundred and you're just never on TV because you weren't like you weren't uh weird enough yeah they could market you like sanjaya or whatever like who's sanjaya you don't remember sanjaya no oh oh he was like that little indian kid from like season whatever and he like hit a weird haircut and like howard stern like rigged the votes so that he kept winning What? Yeah, it was like a thing.

I didn't know about that. Howard Stern rigged the votes so that a little boy would win? Let me look up. How did he do? Do you just mean he told people to vote for him? Yeah, he was like, rigged the votes. He's a lot of poll.

Yeah, here's a Vote for the Worse.com, support the season's underdog. This is an archive on MTV.com from 2007. Nice. So I didn't just make that up. Wait, what show was that? That was American Idol.

And Sanjaya, Sanjaya is in, like, a disaster movie, I think. I think they parody him in disaster movie. Oh, that must be cutting. I don't know. Yeah, they probably take him down, do it? This guy, this guy, neither, if he ever watched that. Neither of you fucking remembered. Yeah.

I have a strong, yeah, now it's funny because you would watch that, just, like, not remembering who that guy is at all, and it's probably just, like, the most racist shit of all the time, and you have no idea what it's referencing. Yeah. You're like, oh, dude, these movies rule, bro. Those things are sick, dude. Whatever fucking bizarreo white Wayans brothers have made all those fucking parody movies are, they're the best.

It's Meet the Spartan Senjai is in. So it's like one, it's a different, it's like a rung below. One more removed from the, when they started parieting specific movies. Yeah. I really wish they still made those, like, on a large scale. I agree. They were hits, man. They did the, I remember being really scared of the,

Alvin and the chipmunk part of a disaster movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember being like, I have to stop watching this movie, man. What, I've never seen that movie. What happens, Alvin? They just get really big teeth in the movie. And I was, like, that's one of the biggest disasters of all time, I would say. Yeah, I was like, we have to pause.

It was a fucking disaster for me, man. I had to go hide from the movie while the rest of my friends watched it, bro. That was a social disaster for me, man. Yeah, 2020 was a rough year for us all. Hey, I'm old. I'm not. I'm not. All right.

She's just booming me about my bed and now I'm a little kid now. Dude, okay, but you're also trying to enslave me. Like, in my defense here, in my defense. On the one hand, I'm giving you some shit. I'm just trying to enslave me. I'm not like trying to. I'm trying to spit game at you about this old slave shit. Try and maybe convince you, you know.

Speak game. Trying to speak game, trying to convince you. I like the pickup artist. I like the pickup artist for gay slaves. Isn't that what they, isn't that the language they use in pickup artistry, too? Yeah. Yeah, they do. I got mad slave last night.

Dude, the thing is, CJ, I just can't feed myself very well. Today I ate a half pound of Greek yogurt. and a bunch of hard-boiled eggs and that was about it, you know? And so I just, and to me, I hope you know this. I don't know many chefs. So in my brain, you could be one of the greatest in the world or ever. I really, I, you could be like really far up there.

So I just need some excuse to, uh, I just see somebody make my meals for me, man. Yeah, well, I mean, I, that's really nice of you to say. I don't think I'm, I wouldn't really put myself like, I'm not like a celebrity chef yet, but I think I'm like one DUI away from becoming a celebrity chef. Or like one domestic incident away from becoming it. So like, I feel like you see my potential. Yeah, I do.

See, all those guys started as food slaves. You know that, right? I would like to, you know, hire you as a slave, I think, is how you would say it. But, you know, not to make me food, but maybe just take pictures of the food that I make. Like, I think I, you know, I made, like, a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich today that I think would have really benefited from maybe having, like, you know, some of the ingredients on the side, like, of the plate, and, like, you know, maybe it was, like, cut in a cool way. I think that that could be a service that you could provide for me completely without me paying you. If you, yeah, when you sprinkle it, it's garnish. Yeah, that's right.

Shit looks great. It looks amazing. Look at that. See, you know. I was right. I'm learning so much already. Can you imagine if we were full-time? Yeah, I'm thinking about it.

I'm thinking about it, but now I've got Cameron's offer. I'll give you one for free. If you would take in that sandwich and knock on into, like, a bathroom that you just showered in, completely dark, and then turn the flash on on your phone and taking a photo. All those things. Cut those out of your next photography session, dog. You've got to get rid of that shit. You got to go out, you know, try to go outside first.

That kind of thing. Right. His feet should be nowhere near the food, right? Like, that's not. So what if it's, what if it's pouring rain outside? And I go outside barefoot and I put the sandwich on the ground. I take a picture of it like that. And then he sends you that.

Is this all right, CJ? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think I'm allergic to rain. Oh. What filter should I put on this? Yeah, I guess that would be better.

It'd be better lit, but it'd be more wet. So it's kind of a wash, right? No pun intended. Fucking tradeoffs, dude. What cook is all about, right? Yeah, that's what cooking is all about, it's tradeoffs. I think I need a, I've been, a lot of people I know have recently gotten gigs as, like, line cooks. I think I need something like that, dude.

Mm-hmm. I think it would help me in everything. I think I need a job. Yeah, I think everybody, I think, like, if, you know, you're ever feeling like you're kind of stuck getting a job or you work, like, 12 hours, you do cocaine at 8 a.m. And go and hang out with all your gremlin, psycho fucking line cook friends. Oh, yeah, yeah. It'll put you in the right state of mind. A friend of mine was just working a lot.

cook job where the they had like a new chef come in and he was like he was like listen I'm a very serious guy no cocaine during the shifts and like eight people quit I was like I'm in the wrong business that's the sickest shit of all time

when I worked at Cracker Barrel I've probably talked about this before but there was a there was so fucking country cooking old lady railing lines in the back of Cracker Barrel I worked at a Cracker Barrel I worked at a Cracker Barrel I was the dishwasher at a cracker barrel for like a month, and then I quit because I wanted to kill myself because I was a dishwasher, a cracker barrel.

And there's a dude who was telling me that he would take Percocet and Adderall so he could not feel pain when he touched hot pans and worked really fast. I mean, it makes sense, right? Yeah. I guess that works, yeah. I mean, plus you just you vibe super hard too while you're doing it. Oh, yeah.

He was definitely trying to just buy my Adderall off of me. Did you advertise that you had Adderall in the kitchen? I think I told him I have ADHD. Oh, yeah. Do you tell everybody you meet that you have ADHD? I think I forgot something. And I was like, sorry, man, I have ADHD. Oh, man, I thought you were opening up to us when you told us that.

I thought you were sharing something special. I tell everybody at the Cracker Barrel. Whatever meeting I have to go in at Cracker Barrow where we like salute the flag or whatever the fuck. I'm just like, before we say anything, before we say grace, I just want to say, I'm neurodivergent, and it affects how I work. Baby, before we take this thing any further, we've been going steady for a while now. You should know something about me. I do have ADHD. It's very serious.

I can have an attack at any point in time. Oh, man. Do you want to watch Rush Hour? I wish I had ADHD, dude. too good at focusing on things. No, you didn't. It's a curse. It's not a curse, dude. It's horrible. Albert Einstein had ADHD, too. Yeah, dude, it's terrible. I'm like the only

normal one here. I don't have it either. I have to look at my phone once every 10 minutes during a movie or else I'll die. It's basically like living with cancer, yeah. Yeah, no, I know. It's worse than cancer, dude. At least... At least cancer, you die. Yeah, you can't, you can't, like, just write it out and, like, wait for the end. Exactly. it's not treatable either. They can't like zap me with a laser beam.

They can't fry your brain from the age of six with methamphetamine. It doesn't work. It is funny that that became the solution at some point. It's so fucked up, dude. It's really fucking funny. Giving a 60-year-old fucking, like, speed just so they don't, like, they don't tell you that they like this dragon they saw on them. It really is just like, like, parents have such a low limit for, like, how willing they are to be annoyed before they just. like sedate their kid it's so sick dude i can't believe the industry that prescribed housewives like xanax and fucking speed constantly thought this was the way to treat kids it's crazy like i just i thought they were more responsible than that oh man there's got to be some heroes in

there that's all i'm saying he should have been thinking dude i don't know i was i i didn't they tried to put me on adderall at school and then uh they were like you should go try to get prescribe something and then my mom was like that is gonna my mom thought everything cause autism when I was a kid, like more than just vaccines. She was like, any one thing that you take every day will give you autism. She thought that, like, this kid that we knew. Yeah, because, I mean, you look at

like a medication chart where you have to check off every day. That starts to look like a spreadsheet. You know, one thing leads to another. Yeah. You're going to start making bar graphs of how often you take your finance guy. You develop an interest in autism more than anything like that. But yeah, I never, I evaded all that

shit, man. I had a, we just had to wholly anoint everything in my house instead. That kind of kept us say from ADHD and the way. You prayed the gay away and... Um, no. Yeah, you sure didn't pray it away. No, yeah, it was very unsuccessful. No, I didn't, I don't think...

I don't think I knew anybody who went to one of those, like, camp things. The conversion camp? Yeah. I don't think... I think by the time I was, like, a teenager, that was kind of... That was out of vogue to elect to get a child. Yeah, it's kind of weird Yeah

Yeah They did They just had Like if anybody in my hometown That was Christian Like came out as gay They would just make They would make the gay kid

Talk like six hours a week To a guy who used to be gay They would just like Put them both in a room And just be like You guys just hash all this weird shout Whatever

We'll come back later And I don't think it ever worked if you guys can believe that yeah i um i i know somebody who who got like hypnosis in their therapy which is like i i i didn't know that they did that at all like let i thought like no i didn't i didn't even like a joke yeah exactly i did like that's not even like electroshock where i thought like oh that was like an old thing they used to do like i just didn't know that that ever was a thing because that's just like we're going to cast a magic spell on you well they do that for cigarettes too dude like you can get hypnotized

had a cigarette. That's true. I've convinced myself, like, like, I can't be hypnotized, but then I, like, I know that if I watch, like, now you see me and there's a hypnosis scene, I'm going to be, like, fully hypnotized by a movie. Like, I just can feel it coming. Like, I have such a weak mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, I, I don't know that I believe in hypnosis. I feel like hypnosis is, like... You play, like, a lot of hours of video games, though, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. And you do the Bitcoin casino, too? You like the flashing lights and colors and that.

They're beautiful. What do you mean? The spinning shapes. Yeah. And you just and you click again and again more and more. That's not hypnosis, though. That's just having a good time. Yeah, that's just being addicted to something.

Yeah. Yeah. So you stop doing something bad. This is just, you know. Exactly, yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, you can be hypnotized into, you know, like clucking like a chick. Yeah, or like spinning around or something.

Yeah. So both of those sound fucking fine. fine. Like, I'll just do that. Like, you don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to be like a whole production around it. Yeah, like, you don't have to fucking dangle a stopwatching for me. If I was, if I was going to be like a hypnotist or a mentalist or whatever and like have rich people hire me for their like, their parties, I would, what I would do is I would like single out a really weak-willed looking person before my act and I would go up to them when I whisper in their ear, if you don't do what I say during the hypnosis, I will kill myself.

and then Yeah, just let them know it's a very actionable threat. But, like, what do you, like, how do they know if somebody's susceptible to hypnosis? Do they just pick, like, the shortest guy in the room? Is the person with the swirliest eyes? Did they bring a hypnotist to your high school? Or is that, like, just another fucking year? No, no, they did that for me, too, on.

They did, like, a, like, when you graduated from high school, there was, like, the sober, like, alternative thing. Like, we have a hypnotist. They might trick you into seeing something. crazy. It's like, I think I'd rather go throw up in someone's backyard, but that sounds... Oh, actually, no, wait, they did have a hypnotist and I didn't go. Yeah, okay, I think I do remember that. It was $5, it was like a student council

fundraiser, and I went, and just the whole time, I was just telling everyone you're faking it. Like, just in the, like, the top of the bleachers just like, you're faking that! It's not real! Dude, I bet that hypnotist did not cry in his car after the show. I've always wanted to go to, like, one of those, like, comedy hypnotist shows.

I feel like they got a fucking rule, dude. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, what do you just, like, make people say fart or something? How, what's, I don't really understand. Well, the hypnotist is the host, and he, before, when he's bringing the people on stage, he goes, and I now hypnotize you to say some funny jokes. Or he, maybe what if he hypnotizes himself into thinking is Robin Williams? that might work right

or something like that I feel like that's like the only way that a comedy hypnotist would make any sense or yeah could turn somebody else into Robin Williams maybe he could turn somebody into a newt yeah that'd be funny yeah that might be more of a witch

or a warlock fuck you're right dude they should have they should have warlock comedy shows come see an hour of comedy with a warlock opening Hey, we brought this warlock to your school

To turn one of these kids into a fucking slug And that's gonna keep you off the drugs And Patrick's just yelling You're faking it! It's not, you brought that new from home It's so irritating when you go to the warlock comedy show And then every single comic that comes up at the top of their act They try to do a quick joke about the smell of brimstone lingering in the air

And it's like, come on, the guy right before you already mentioned that Oh, fuck. All right. We have a long-ass list today. I feel like we could hop into it. Yeah, it's long as shit, dude. Ooh. And it's on, I mean, it's on CJ.

I mean, what, think about it. What's the one thing we know about CJ? He's a Twitch streamer. Yeah, that's so... Food. It's okay, you got two. I bet you guys can get up the three if you really try. Food.

He's wearing headphones. There we go. Look at that. Chef. That's a new. All right. Yeah. For having ADHD, you sure are sharp.

You just need, like, grab it. You weren't like... Laser focus on that one. Yeah. This is Top Ten Worst Foods. This is from user BobTech on the top tens. Bob Tech, not a lot going on in his profile. No.

He likes keeping it low-key. With your respect. The number one, worst food, is cow tongue, according to this. I disagree. I've had cow tongue before. It's pretty good. I've had cow tongue, too. Yeah, it's just like, you know, all meat.

I mean, I'm stupid. Like, all meat is the same to me. There's chicken and there's beef, and there's, those are the only two kinds of meat that I can taste. And there's, yeah, there's different types. There's subclasses of chicken, and there's subclasses of meat. No, no, no, it's... That's it. No.

Pork is a type of chicken. Pork tastes like chicken. Alligator tastes like chicken. Yeah, alligator's chicken. As far as beef. Shrimp is beef. Shrimp is beef? Shrimp is a hundred percent.

No. Shrimp is chicken. No, listen. Other white meat. Shrimp is chicken. Shrimp is chicken, popcorn, shrimp is beef. All right. You know what you guys?

The popcorn is popcorn. Popcorn. Fuck, dude. All right. So there's chicken, there's beef, and there's popcorn. Popcorn, shrimp is popcorn, but popcorn is chicken. There's so many different types of popcorn, dude. There is a lot of popcorn, dude.

There's a lot of popcorn. I'm going to back myself into writing a book right now. Scallops is caramel corn? Nah, dude. Scalops is chicken, bro. Yeah, scallops is chicken. Chicken is caramel corn. No.

Shut up, dude. Yeah, no, scallops are like the filet mignon of chicken. Yeah. Which is, and chickens like the filet mignon of pork. I've never had a scallop. It scares me that it's circular. I've had a thing of frozen scallops when I was moving into my sister's house in, like, 2016. I found him in the back of the fridge, and I was like, oh, are you guys going to use these?

That sounds good. And I got the worst food poisoning I've ever had in my entire life. I ate a whole thing of scallops wrapped in bacon by myself and just I was shitting and puking for two days. Hell yeah, dude. Awesome. That rocks, man. You see a bag of frozen scalps in the back of the fridge and not one red flag goes up. In a box.

It's even worse, man. That is worse. Yeah, that's some Trader Joe's shit. Well, you know, at the time, they taste. did amazing. It was honestly. They are great. Yeah. It was good to eat like a whole thing of scalps wrapped in bacon by yourself. Uh, what happened after? I wouldn't recommend. Wait, when you say, when you say a whole thing, how many are we talking? Probably like... A thing. Yeah, maybe it was like things, a things worth. Yeah. Probably,

it might have been like a 20 to 25 count. What the fuck? You gave yourself like insane food poisoning. You didn't know, you didn't like three of those and you You like, you ate like a Roman king and then you ate your body purged. Dude, when I was on Adderall? When I was on Adderall, I could eat whatever I wanted. When you're on Adderall, you don't eat. That's the thing with Adderall. I know, I know.

That was my one meal that day. How do you manage to eat 20 to 25? Like, you can't eat a slice of bread on fucking Adderall. That's the thing that it does. You have no appetite. Scalops like hockey puck size, right? No, these were kind of small. I mean, you know, I thought it was like, 25 in a box.

Yeah, well, It's a big box. I don't know. Most stuff comes in a box, Pat. No. Something's coming. Is it a scallop like a snake? Yeah.

No, it's a clam. No, it's chicken. No, we talked about this. It's chicken. That's why it's in a circle. It's my bad. Here's a comment on this. This is a comment and a reply.

The comment is on cow tongue is, I would kill anyone who ate my country's holy cow. And then the reply is from Sammy Spore and says, well then that's disturbing there's a good comment under that one that says don't judge a meat by what it is conch for example someone says

why would they invent something like this I was a psycho that came up with this that's just wrong what the fuck I hiss when I see the word Get that word away from me. I want to go cow tipping. By the way, I have no idea what the heck that's a food.

It's like licking a cow's tongue. I guess that is nasty. It's true. But isn't cow tongues like good, right? It's some sort of delicacy? No. They serve it in like Mexican restaurants and shit. Yeah, it's like a taco.

If it's served there, it's not a delicacy. You can buy for like $4 in a taco. It's not a delicacy. But there's only one per cow. I feel like that should be more. There's only one meat per cow, too. There's a shit load of cows, though. There's an insane...

There's more cows than people on the earth. I'm pretty sure. I've done the map on that, but yeah. Mexicans eat this, bruh. Best thing ever. Here's a comment. Pass me the bleach. Well, yeah, that's just the seasoning.

Yeah. For the cow tongue. Why the hell would you have oral sex with a goddamn cow? That's a good question. That's a... You know, not even on this list. That's a really strong question. I guess.

Yeah. Would you? No, today I broke the story of Mr. Hands to Jana. Oh, really? She had never... That's a big step. Yeah. Dude, this is, this is like what girls had to deal with growing up, okay?

I was like, she was like, what is Mr. Hans? And I was like, oh, you know, like two girls, one cup, like, shock sights. And she was like, oh, like, Charlie the unicorn. I was like, no, you fucking idiot. No, that's a cartoon. It's supposed to be funny. No, I'm talking about, like, videos of people kill each other.

And she just, like, she was, like, horrified when I told her what it was. I was like, I don't even, that doesn't bother me at all anymore, I guess. Yeah, I think it was a big realization for her about, like, what, like, my growing up was like, number two is Brussels sprouts. That's fucked up.

I love a Brussels Sprout. Dude, they're not off to a good start, bro. I figured, like, he keeps a low key in his bio. He wants to let the post speak for itself, but so far, his list is dog shit. Dude, sometimes when I'm fucking hungry to eat some pussy, I just leave some Brussels sprouts out at room temperature for about 30 minutes, bro.

It's like the exact same smell, dude. It's fucking beautiful. Just walk around, I'm wafting it. It looks pretty much the same, too. If you put it through a color filter. Yeah, cut in half, put it through a color filter. Yeah. That is an aphrodisiac.

Dude. For sure. Man, I eat it one leaf at a time. Mmm. Mmm. First day ordering Brussels sprouts and mashed potatoes. Just fucking eating out of bread in front of it. So I'm going to leave it at this.

You know what's up. Hey, can y'all, when y'all cook the Brussels press, can you leave the stems at the top? You know, those little-ass stems? Yeah, I'm about to do work on that. Yeah, could you also make the stem Like look like it's kind of hard to find But like I'll find it easily

But just like Maybe hide it a little bit Did you like hide the stem in there somewhere Oh fucking know this stems in here somewhere Fucking darn damn it They smell like feet from an old lady Who has never showered in her life I don't know about that dude

It's not true I like roasted Brussels sprouts So like maple syrup Like a little bit of like bacon and chip Yeah, like maple butter I forget the recipe I've found Putting sugar and bacon on a food Doesn't mean it's like

A good food You don't even have to put the bacon on it Like Brussels sprouts with like Yeah, they're just good Yeah You just like throw some like Just squeeze a lemon over it or something Yeah easy

Some deep frying with Zatar Yeah for sure What the fuck is Zatar Is that like genie dust? Yeah What the fuck is that? It's basically like all the shit That falls out of like your spice

bottles in the back of the cabinet, you just kind of you take them all out and you swipe that into like a topore thing and just roll your meat in it. Yeah, you're like, yeah, it's a beautiful, dude. Human and brown sugar and Monterey chicken. Yeah, all spicy. Spider eggs. One whole clove. Yeah, it's

great. That's beautiful. I think my spice cabinet is about ready to make some Zatar, dude. I opened it the other day and it like blew spice at me. Like all in my eyes and face. It was fucking horrible. It's a defense mechanism. It's evolving, dude. I know.

It's fighting back. Here's a comment. Oh, don't even get me started on how much I hate these little green devils laughing emoji. No, not my raddish. It makes me fart. Here's a comment that's just in all capitals, nasty. And that's from Stoner 69. Whoa.

Fuck, yeah. He likes a different green sprout if you know what I'm talking about. That's right. I don't really like this, but at least it's not as bad as cow-tong, lamb heart, bull, or buffalo penis, and a buffalo penis smoothie. Oh, well, there's a spoiler for the fucking list, Caleb. Great job. There's buffalo penis on here? Maybe. Could be.

Yeah, we don't know. Number three. There's got to be at least like five penises on here. I feel like different animal penises. Yeah, I'm looking at three right now. Oh, oh. Don't come on, man. Put your pants back on.

Sorry I'm having trouble with my audio But just for Patrick I'm not going to be able to respond I think he says the last episode That's right Ice him out Damn dude

When the in-laws come over for dinner You're gonna be like the best slave ever Dude just fucking taking care of them Dude Making them feel like shit Yeah Turning off your microphone in front Yeah

Because you have a microphone Like a drive-through Yeah You speak through an intercom Number three is Rocky Mountain Oysters, aka Bull Testicles. Damn. They don't have a Fear Factor shit now. Yeah.

Do you guys have a defense for this one? No, I've never had them. It's actually really good. There's no way this is good, dude. I mean, I guess there's no reason it wouldn't be good because, like, it's not like there's like pee in them. You know? It's 100% if it's going to be bad, it's because of texture, because that's every bad part

of the, like, be. is like beef tendon. It's because it's fucking disgusting and chewy and it's weird in your mouth. Yeah. And I mean, and I got to imagine the cow's nuts in your mouth. What's the texture of a testicle like in your mouth? Yeah.

I mean, one of you guys has to be able to answer this, right? I mean, yeah. What's it like when you're really going to town chewing on it? I haven't reached them yet. Yeah, might haven't dropped yet so I can't reach them either. It's like.

Yeah, are we about to read the same thing? I was going to say, it's like neutering your dog and then eating it. This should be out loud. Oh, look at us. I mean, yeah, I see dog. I gravitate to that pretty fast on one of these ones. You know, when you take your dog in to get neutered, sitting in the front seat next thing you just look at it,

you're like, I'm going to eat your fucking nuts after you're taking up. You better, last time, you better, you better say goodbye to him because it'll be in my stomach pretty soon. Are dog testicles like fucking wisdom teeth who are you nasty to keep them? Do you think they get that? I need you to noodle this dog before dinner time and I want to keep them

I got a stew pot I got a stew pot going I'm going to put these in when I get home And this is just what they need Listen I have the nose thing from Ratatoui I know what every dish needs at all times This one needs dog testicles Here's a comment

Or should I say rubbish From a nasty animal part Wow It's a comment below that It says I already eat a human testicle All right Next minute If my girlfriend ate it

She will have a minotore That's how it works You eat food It grows in you Like a baby In total drama The contestants had to eat them Yuck

Isn't that a cartoon? Yeah Where are you like It's a cartoon Oh god I would hate to be on this show man It's disgusting To eating a bull's bits

I don't know the British person, bro Gross, what? It has sperm in it? Oh my gosh, so disgusting. Vomiting emoji. Dude, I would be so pissed off if they forgot to remove the sperm out of the testicle. Yeah, no, that's the hardest part about getting these oysters is you got to jack the bull off. You have to jack the bull off so hard that it shoots its balls out. Yeah.

Okay. eats the privates of a bull. It's a good question. It is just wrong. People in the Rocky Mountains, apparently. Get this out of my face. Sorry, this is something I wouldn't try. I'm not going to eat a bowl private part.

That's fair. Draw the line on the line on that. Yeah. Number four is lamb heart. I've never eaten hearts. I know that they sell, they sell like... I've eaten chicken hearts before. Something about, like, my local grocery store has, the poultry section is like 10 chicken breast packages and then only chicken heads and hearts.

Yeah. Like, what is it? Well, that's how you, that's how you gain either the intelligence or the courage. That might be the problem. That's like a skill tree type thing where whichever one you buy, you either class and intelligence, like, man or HP. I don't know. What's like the nastiest, like on paper, nass? nastiest part of an animal you've eaten.

Probably the all the poop in the butt and the weiner. That's pretty gross, man. And the throw-up, too. And all its boogers, too. And it's armpit hair.

Pretty gross. And all it's earwax. Oh, that was nasty. I don't even know why ate that. That was cow putes, nasty. I was on one that day for real, though. I was on fire, though. I've eaten chicken gizzard, which you would, I think it's, uh, I'm, I don't usually trust a double Z in a food, but it was, uh, it's pretty fine.

What about pizza, you fucking morrow? Or a blizzard. Either one of those, I don't, I can't eat pizza because it has gluten in it now. Oh, right. What are other double Zs that you don't trust? wazah The answer to the funny you hit with that, dude You're in trouble, bro

You might be in a scary movie You might be scream on the other end Yeah, it's true But I've never eaten a heart Yeah I don't like it, I like blood tastes Like anything that has blood in it is freaky to me I don't think they have the blood still in the heart

When you eat it It used to be some blood in there There's blood in life If you're eating meat, there's blood in there. I'm pretty sure it's in there somewhere. But, yeah, heart's got to have tons of blood in it, dude. You can't get blood out of heart. Yeah, when you kill the animal, all the blood, it's like how a spider's legs, like retract when you kill it.

All the blood goes directly in the heart. Yeah, I don't want that shit, man. Yeah. That's nasty. That's why you got so many veins. I don't have that man. I'm not that vainy. I have a big one in my head that people point out all the time, even strangers on the train.

And then that's like the only one, though, so it's fine. I have a big, big anime, like, three things that, whenever I get stressed out. I love this. It takes, like, normal meat, but it sounds gross. I guess it would probably taste kind of normal. Yeah, you know, I would try Lambheart before I tried bull testicles, I will say. Yeah, for sure. Nah, dude, because if you eat bull testicles, like, that's like a, that's either, like, a really funny story or you just won, like, a million dollars.

Yeah. That's, like, a pretty good. I feel like you're always in a... A million, you could get them for $2, I'm sure. Well, you live in Colorado, and you're just one of those fucking freaks that just is like, yeah, I love this. It's like, do you actually love this? Because they're all fucking potheads, man. Yeah.

They get the munchies, they'll fuck it. Oh, I'm so hungry. Oh, my pantry doesn't have any chips in. I guess I'll eat my fucking bowl's testicles. That was the first guy who came up with that. Yeah. You know, one comment just says, vomits. That's short.

That's to the point. Someone says, sounds disgusting, shrimpies. Number five is frog's legs. Frog legs, I guess, tastes like chicken. So I guess frog is another type of chicken. All right. We've got another win for chicken right now. But it's because they fry it like chicken. It's like if you eat them like without, it's like because they're dressed up like fried chicken.

So your brain goes, oh yeah, it's chicken. But it's like, yeah, never mind. I was going to say the only other like, usually most people, the only other time you run in with dead frog is either like, the side of the road or when you have to dissect it and it smells like shit because it's full of formaldehyde but like nobody really knows what a frog tastes like it's like oh it's battered and fried and salted everything tastes the same when you do that you know i know i know what a toad taste like but not a frog but yeah yeah i guess that makes sense it's like your brain shrieking you into thinking it's chicken yeah it does taste like it's the same thing

for gator tail too because like i've had fried gator tail it's just like oh yeah it's chicken I had Gator that was like, it was cooked like in the oven. They just had like dry rub on it and shit. Yeah. It was solid, man. Gator is an underrated meat. The problem to me is that it is much easier to kill a chicken than an alligator. Yeah.

But I think a gator is more of a reward when you kill it because it's like you killed like a dinosaur. Yeah. We should be eating more reptiles in general, I think. I think that's, uh... What is your opinion on eating bugs? Who? Just the panel Oh yeah

Haven't been people Like haven't people been eating Like cicadas and shit lately Because they're everywhere I mean if it's around you know Yeah Might as well eat it If I see what crawling up my wall

I'm gonna grab it It's easier than getting up To find a cliff bar in the pantry Last night I fought a fly That was like Not because I'm super small I didn't use it too thick as a spear No

I didn't do that No I'm not I'm not really small. On a bottle cap? No, dude. No, I was in fly to attack you. No, I was in fly combat. Like, I was chasing it all night, dude.

Like, the Breaking Bad episode. You're chasing it across your kitchen counter. No, I was not. I know, I did not capture him and say, oh, we will feast for a week on this fly. Dude, did you do a really cool move where you swung on your window shades cord across and you did like a Pirates of the Caribbean thing

and you stabbed the fly with a toothpick? Or a thumbtack, actually. I don't even want to tell my fly story anymore, actually. I want to hear your fly story. Caleb, let's hear your fly story. I just saw a big fly in a regular-sized man. That's a regular-sized bed behind you and a normal-sized thing. Let's move on.

Yeah, what about my bedroom looks like I'm in a dollhouse right now? Almost nothing, right? I fought a fly, and I just looked at it, and I was like, I think if I ate you, you'd fill me up about as much as a grape. Yeah? That's the whole story. Okay. That's not a story.

You really didn't make me look like an asshole. Here's the story, okay? I hit him out of the sky, and... Because I'm so big that it's the sky at the top of my apartment. I hit him out of the sky, and he flew into my sink. And I was like, you know what, I'm going to do the dishes tomorrow. I'll pick the fly out of that thing later. But this fucking fly had so much fucking gumption and gusto that he...

I found him today next to my TV. He crawled all the way out of the sink. What if that's a different fly? I was going to say the same thing. Unmistakably large fly. Caleb's small enough he could see the fly's haircut. He could tell the difference. Are you fucking serious right now?

Are you going to keep it going, me being really, really little? All right? I'm not little, dude. I don't fight dust bunnies. That's not true. You don't. You ride them. I don't.

You ride them back and forth Your oscillating fan Is blowing them across the room And you go Wee! And you tie a piece of floss To them And you get dragged behind

If you even insinuate for a second That I have to jump on a light switch With my entire weight of my body To make it go on or off No, of course not You could never reach to the light switch What if I had a bunch of dental floss And I climbed up like a cable?

Did you even fucking consider that, dude? No And no, I don't use a Post-it note as a paraglider. What is it wrong with you people, dude? I'm fucking done talking about this shit, dude. Any good comments on fried legs? Frog legs?

Fried legs. Top one here is frogs are natural for me, but try to eat it. It's tasty. If you are an adult, you surely get beat by a kid because my cousin's only eight and nine, but they already eat frogs.

Oh, and my first time eating this is when I am 11 years old. If you are an adult, You're going to be beat by a kid. You'll surely be beat by a kid. So stupid. There's a comment here also. This is actually considered a delicacy in some countries,

which I like that they went to that much effort just to not to write France. They just didn't want to, they didn't want that dirty name. Yeah, they didn't want to pay it the respect of naming it. Yeah. Good for them. Number six is Sir Stroming. Oh, this is the rotting fish thing.

Yeah, I was going to say, sound Scandinavian pass. Yeah. It's just, yeah, this is, like... Everybody in Scandinavia eat some fucking food that's got an O with a slash through it or like white slurry. It's fucked up.

Well, that is old. The reason they do that, they... You know, the first guy who invented Scandinavian food, he wandered into like a toxic waste dumping ground and he saw the big circle with the line through it, like, do not go here. And he was like, oh, this. This must be food, and that's why that owes it everything now.

Yeah, that's a... What is this exactly? It's like rotting fish, I think. Rotting fish? I remember there was a point where, like, a bunch of people on YouTube would, like, be like, be like, I tried to eat this, and it would just be that opening the can and then immediately vomiting because of how it smelled or something like that. Lightly salted, fermented Baltic Sea herring.

Traditional. Yeah, Swedish. Of course it's Swedish. Fuck, they love that kind of disgusting shit. And then they eat a disgusting can of fish, and then they go on vacation for four months. It's terrible. Like, yeah, I have to go swimming for four months.

Like, yeah, like, like, very much of work. If you had to eat that shit, yeah. No, I mean, it's super sick. I mean, like, that's all you had to do to, like, get out of work for that long. Yeah. You eat that shit. Or you could just eat a box of scowlums for two days. You eat surstroming.

You get so sick. You get, like, it opens up your third eye, and you invent, like, Legos. Like, that's, like, that's how it works over there. Yeah, I guess you're right. It's the fumes. You eat, like, a can of, like, gross fish, and then you elect a bisexual as president of your country. That's how much your third eye gets opened and you have something like that. Yeah.

Or it drives you so insane that you, like, kill somebody and then go to prison for 30 days. They complain they don't have any good PS2 games Yeah you knock someone's head off with a flail Yeah And then you Yeah 30 days

Yeah you go to I have to go to defensive driving class Probably around 30 days Whisk GameCube Yeah You have Luigi's mansion Yeah we give you It's a haunted house

Yeah It's gonna scare you into me You get 30 hours of community service of cleaning up Luishi's mansion. Yeah. What a perfect country, dude. They got it all figured out there. Number seven's hard-boiled eggs. Dude, I ate fucking tons of these today.

I'm not a big fan of hard-boiled eggs. Are you serious right now? That's like, I'm not, I try not to be a super opinionated food guy because I think that shit's annoying. But that's like the one food, I just can't. Like super hard-boiled eggs, it just tastes like. fireworks to me it's like sulfur fireworks no i i'm i'm with cj on this i think a hard-boiled egg on it's like i'm crazy when i say that yeah are crazy it's it's it's you see you better get used to making hard-boiled eggs but i'll tell you that much uh okay camera's offers looking it's like it's like

a food that just like just smells horrible just a terrible terrible smelling food it's just it's nice to have a food that smells like that because most foods just you know they don't smell like it's also it's one of those foods that people for some reason, when they make it, like, all, like, food safety ideas they would have with anything else, just go out of the window, where someone will keep, like, a hard-boiled egg in a bag for four days in a backpack, and then they'll be like, oh, it's fucking fine, dude, I'll leave this right now. There was a, there's a restaurant I worked at that had, like, a hard-boiled egg and

eggplant sandwich, and I thought that was one of the grossest combinations of foods. That's fucking disgust. That's so gross. Yeah, eggplant, I hate eggplant, I hate hard-boiled eggs. I like eggs. I mean, I just find it hard to believe that, you know, this is the one animal product that doesn't get improved when you boil it. Yeah.

It's crazy, you know, everything else is like you boil a steak and it comes out so good. Yeah, broil steak. It doesn't have all that annoying crust that gets to your dogs and shit. Yeah, oh, man. What if I hurt myself? And then all the blood from the steak goes into the water. Keep that, you got to fucking, you got a brought. Makes a nice gray foam on the top of the pot.

Yeah. That's basically beer. Yeah. True. Number eight is Kasu-Matsu, Marzu. That looks like a fucking bread bowl. Yeah, I don't know what this is. It translates to rotten cheese.

It's even illegal. My Italian friend ate this, and he said it was disgusting. That's the top comment. You know, we all got that one Italian friend. He's always eaten rotten cheese. Of course, like, Italians got so addicted to such a, like, disgusting food. They had to make it illegal. Like, this is a threat.

It contains live maggots. Oh, wait, I've seen this shit. Yeah. This was on the Andrew Zimmer show. He ate that shit. Tell us more about it. It is freaking infected in maggots. What the heck, Italy.

He said it looked pretty good, actually, and it tasted all right, too. Hey, Italy, you got to knock it off with the maggot food, and you got to knock it off with converting to fascism, all right? No more of that shit. Knock it off. I think this might be why. Yeah, I mean, so much bad cheese, they're like, What if we gave, like, a weird bald guy power?

What did the maggots do for the cheese, dude? They eat the cheese. It's like a scobie. It's like a scope. It's like a, you know, like, you know, the kombucha. I don't know how it's nice. You know how it's, you know, like, when you go to, like, you go out and the habachi chef does some crazy shit with your food, that's basically what the maggots are doing. Yeah.

They're doing, like, they're just, like, playing around in there. Doing flips and stuff To impress you Casu Matsu is considered by Sardinian Officianados to be unsafe to eat When the maggots in the cheese have died It's only when they're alive What the fuck, dude

I'm looking at pictures of it There's maggots like straight up in it Dude this is fucked Yeah I feel like this is one of the few Where it's just right Right on the money I mean I'll concede that hard boiled eggs

It's like well it's just not for me but this is apparently this is for it's not for me and it's not for anybody who lives in Italy by decree of law when you see j when you become my food slave if you behave badly

I'm going to make you cook this I'm going to make you cook this I think the whole thing is you don't cook it you just leave it you like for you to figure out yeah not my problem I'll just bring home a whole wheel of cheese and just be like yeah I have to leave this in your car for like three weeks

Yeah, nice trap, but I don't have a car, so that's not going to work. Okay. Well, maybe you can spring for a slave car, right? Yeah. Okay, yeah, fine. It's a side car, it's a side car and a lime scooter. Yeah. Number nine, this made me laugh when I found this list.

Number nine is just salmon. Yeah. Which is very funny after all those. Yeah. Salmon. You know, salmon's all right. I like, I like. I like white fish more

than salmon honestly I know that it makes me poor but I like catfish and like tilapia and shit way more I do tilapia was my favorite fish growing up

I ate tilapia almost every day yeah I adore it's a lie you're a liar no I make it anytime I make dinner I'm making tilapia and fucking something that makes my peace stink so bad

when I was a boy I'd run home from the wharf and I would say mama we need tilapia for dinner and she said no we have no money for tilapia.

Not yet. Go, shell a goat in town. Buy a pound of a jalapia. But yeah, I'm a big tilapia fan. Salmon is just like, I don't know, it's pink. Salmon posted like a white wine sauce with like lemon and an spirit.

Oh, white wine. Mm, okay. Damn. All right. Salmon, like, cooked real good and really tasty. Could be really good. The best salmon in the world would be a lot. Samin in the world could be amazing if done right.

I hate that you guys got me there. Fuck. That would actually be so delicious. Human dead bodies better than salmon. Here's another one. Salmon is fabulous and it's good for you too. Oh, this is the worst fish. It is so weird and smelly.

Gross. I prefer cod. Hey, we're going to talk about video games here, bud. Come on now. So gooey. Goody salmon. I think you need to send that back, dude. I think my favorite one on here is

I love salmon, S-A-M-O-N, take it off by Elmo World Rocks. That is good. Number 10 is centry eggs. There's only one comment on it. What the fuck is that? Century eggs are fucked up It's an egg that's cooked for one century That's not true

It's not good Century eggs There's one comment here From the brub boy What the fuck? The bread boy 098 it says Is this an insult to China

I have porridge with this egg And there's nothing wrong with it So I guess I guess you put it in porridge I can't figure out what the century egg is But it says that when they're making it They have to wear gloves To protect against chemical burns

But you know what? Let's put it in my mouth right now. I think that this is kind of like, if you don't like hard-boiled eggs, try the century egg. Maybe that'll do it for you. This might be the one. Yeah, this might be the thing that, like,

maybe the problem that Patrick and I have is that it hasn't been fucked up enough to the brown. It's black and gray. I wanted to kill me. Look, I eat scallops at the back to freeze. I'll fucking, I'll eat anything that kills me once. It's like when you have a gray steak,

you know it's like not raw but it's not cooked enough like you just haven't taken it far enough you just gotta take it to the limit dude yeah a century a century egg looks crazy like it looks like yeah where they find it's like that's like a drastic part yeah it's like it does look like it's suspended in amber yeah it's like it's like a mystical gem hey can you give me can you give me some shit that like the big white buff guy from prometheus would eat and then fall in the river after yeah just give you that yeah Even the name, Century Egg, that's a Ridley Scott name right there, yeah. Yeah.

Honestly, dude, I'd eat this shit. Yeah, you would? I like old. I like old stuff. I like old shit. I like old shit with chemicals in it. Caleb and I are going to go find a place that has century eggs. I'm going to make them.

I mean, I'll say I would probably eat anything on this list. You know, if I did, if you would eat the, you need the fucked up cheese? I would, you know, maybe not the fuck. That's maybe the only thing. That's a bit too far. You would eat this before you ate the cheese? Yeah, it's an egg. Dude, I could fucking pick maggots out of my shit.

I'm not fucking eating a black egg. If you pick out the maggots, it's not the, it's just cheese. You don't eat the maggots, do you? I don't think so. You could. I think you eat the maggots. It's like a miscal worm. Maggates kind of get into everything.

It's not like, oh, we'll just scrape this layer off. They're like, they've already done their shit. They're like, I don't know. I can be wrong. Me, dude, give me some. fucking chopsticks in 30 seconds. You'll have cheese and maggots. Those will be the two things that we have.

Number, oh no, this is a newcomer. Yeah, the new... This is an insult to my culture. This is good that this is not actually on the list. Shepherds pie. What a beautiful dish. Oh, man. Shepard's pie?

What the fuck? So gorgeous. So good. That's probably like top ten food for me. I fucking love Shepard's. Okay, all right. But he said, like, I just had this, and I liked it at first bite, but then I took a big bite and I had this weird, gooey, unsatisfying.

texture. This is, this man has never had mashed potatoes before. You said there was going to be potatoes in this. Oh, there's some fucking creamy, salty buttery bullshit in this, dude. This sucks. This is brown shit and orange shit. So weird. Well, actually,

number 14 is mashed potatoes. Oh, come on, man. There's two comments that says, why are these here? And the other one says, it tastes like crap, that's why. I also, I want to just jump around here so we get to some of the good ones. Number 12 is mayonnaise, which the comments on here, the top comment is,

every single time I eat this, I get sick. When I refuse to eat a sandwich with mayo on it, my friend forced me to eat it. I ended up throwing it away. Blah. Which is it? Did your friend, were you forced to eat it? Did you throw it away? Exactly.

This is a liar here. There's also a comment here that says, tastes bad when mixed with cheese and a sandwich and grilled together. Oh, I hate it. I hate that. Oh, when you put mayonnaise on the outside of the bread and you taste horrible in a sandwich with lettuce and bacon and tomato. Oh, my God, dude.

I will say a lot of people from the South don't like mayonnaise because they grew up eating something called mayonnaise sandwiches, which is just mayonnaise and like white bread. And it just made me, I'm a fucking freak for mayonnaise. I'll do anything for it. I love mayo. It's very, it's, mayonnaise is great. but yeah it is very it's easy to understand why someone be grossed out by it I think like oil I mean yeah I was gonna say I think like people get grossed out by it because they don't know actually like it's like three things you can just make like immediately yeah you just like the experience it's like something like putting it like dipping a knife into like a helmet's jar like it's just a gross looking thing you know yeah people see it and they're like oh this doesn't taste like pudding like it look like it does it doesn't taste like pudding like it looks like it does it

Sorry, I'll concede this. Manage should be vanilla. Just based on how it looks. There should be a vanilla flavor, but there is not. 15 anchovies. I don't fuck with anchovies, man. I don't think I've really had them. Really?

You know, don't fuck with anchovies. It's just, I don't, they smell funny. I mean, I don't eat them, like, out of the tin or whatever. Yeah, you do. They fucking rock to add to shit. I just said I don't. You love them out of the tin, dude. If I'm going to be enslaved by it, you have to listen to me.

It has to be a two-way. It doesn't be a dialogue. You can't just think It must be The only time You're going to listen to me Is when you make something Really good

And I say Hmm my compliments to the slave That That'll be it dude Number 29's chicken liver Here's the top comment I tasted a little piece of liver One day

It had a rubbery powdery Grainy texture And a bloody metallic Heavy aftertaste I felt sleepy in an instant That I needed mom and dad To massage me And I ate everything else

On my plate afterward It felt like snow white biting into that poisoned apple and it smells like the vapor of blood and pee this sounds like those guys that like post about colognes and shit Jeremy fragrance I had to get

massaged by mom and dad number 34 is Vegeamite in breaks and break comments do not insult the heaven of a Aussie Oh man I don't like that shit dude

Vegemite Marmite Never had it Vegemite's fucked up It's just It's crazy to me That you're like whole Like cultural identity

revolves around Around this thing That looks like Just shit on toilet paper When you put it on These are toast That's where I draw the lie Do not fucking talk about

Disgusting shit That is heaven for Aossey Yeah Turtle soup Uh That sounds fine Jellyed Eels That's just a British thing

Grits, dude, grits for like the most fucking incredible thing in the world You're from the south You can't Dude, dude, it's amazing We got charred meat I put it, dude I worked at a cracker barrel

I can't eat grits ever I'll make you some damn grits I fucking I saw I had to scoop ketchup and grits Out of bowls And throw them into a trash can I can never eat that shit That ain't my problem

It's a meat, yeah That's a meat problem, I'm just saying Bread, pepperoni Pickles Cow brain barbecue sauce bacon What

Cheezburgers For 108 Cheezburgers Oh fuck that shit Cheezburgers Steve That shit is disgusting Um Caviar

I had caviar for like the first time recently It was terrible Oh yeah me too It was fucking awful Well it was probably because it was warm I mean Was it warm We were eating it in a public park

Some guy just like brought it to a park And he was like, taste this. And I was like, fuck you, dude. This is horrible. And also, really weird move, man. He was going to bring my thermos of caviar to the park. Offer it to strangers. Hey, what's up?

Number 135. Don't get mad for me for saying this. Bat soup. It caused the coronavirus. Oh, my God. Ding, ding, ding. There you go. Dude, how could you resist it?

It looks so delicious. It's true. All right, that's pretty much it for this, yeah? Yeah. Number 189 is cod sperm. Yeah, dude, this is from Japan. Japan is a really cool place, except for this food. That's just sad.

The last one is number 192. Yeah, the Japanese are really fucking up over there. The last one is foe. And the only comment is, what is that garbage? All right, thank you, CJ, for coming on, man. Thank you so much, C.J. Where should people find you? What's the deal?

Where should people look for you? Plug your shit. Oh, yeah. Hey, if you want to watch three men in their 30s, watch reality TV shows, men for women in their late teens and 20s, then feel free to go to Eachain. Twitch.com. We love Echain. We love Eachain. Oh, yeah.

We're going to have you guys on. Oh, yeah. I'd love to come back on. I can't find the good episodes. No, you know what it is is the first time I ever. ever watched it, I watched it with you, and then I tried to watch it alone, and it wasn't, it wasn't the same. It's not the same. It's really bad when you watch it. Yeah, I haven't watched it since we all watch it together. Yeah, it's fucked up. Well, we're watching that. We're watching that one where it's

about those two blonde, those pumpkin-headed twins, Darcy and Stacey, but it's a whole show about them. So, like, normally they're like only on there for like eight minutes. But now it's a whole 30-minute, 40-minute episode, and it's so fucking bad. It's the worst shit in the world. I'm fucking excited. I'm not going to, I'm not going to make you guys. No, it sounded. I was oh this can't be that bad and it's so horrible it's like i regret doing it yeah i think all reality tv is good yeah it's beautiful yeah normally they're really they're really entertaining and can cool and well produced but this one's bad all right so each end check it out by everybody bye bye bye bye bye