Podcast About List - Ep. 153 - The Belac Story

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

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First things first. Okay, so let's think of the elements of a worship song. Well, so the elements of a song, first of all, I need a melody. So we can just use twinkle, twinkle, little. star for that. That works. I love you. Love you. I love God. I am so in love

with God. See, you guys are grown. None. I'm married to God. God is my husband or my wife. Nons aren't allowed to make a record. None I worship song. My song is about my love with God. No, all of the evangelical songs have to be about

like how big God is. God so big God is the biggest man. I've ever seen. Yeah, like God. Yeah, God, you're the tallest guy. God is bigger than the Empire State Building. He's bigger than a car, and he's billiger than a hip-lo.

I was writing my own melody. To, like, kids nowadays, so we could have a rap verse where it's like, True Star, or it's like, yo, my God is immense in size. When I saw him, I couldn't believe my eyes. I went to heaven, he was so tall. Standing next to him, I felt so small. I felt his love. I felt his power.

I was only in heaven for one hour. I came back to life on the operating table, and that is the story and the moral of my fable. That could be a good rap person we could throw in there. God is big as King Kong. God, he chose me to write the song. God is bigger than the Titanic. If I didn't make the song, then God would panic.

I had to go to the God's store. No, I always go to the store in all my house. I realize that. Anytime I freestyle, I'm like, I gotta go to the store and get some food. I think I maybe lost my touch with rapping, dude. I think I might get kicked out of the cipher soon. I think you might. You know what, dude, there's nothing more embarrassing than getting kicked out of the cipher

where the head of the cipher walks up to you and he turns your hat back forward. Oh, shit. You're out. Yeah. He uncrookids your hat. Yeah. And you say, play a what? Yeah.

And you know what? I'm going to be 100% with you. You keep it 100 with me? I'm going to keep it 300 with you. You honestly have not been rapping as much as you should. And then the guy comes up to you. The guy comes up to you to try and kick you out of the cipher and he turns your hat back around everything and you're panicking. You're like, no, I want to stay in the cipher.

You look like you have a dirty diaper. By the way, I'm going to go to the store. And then, you know, it's all, yeah. You have been going to the store so much You have like a store fixation You've turned your back on hip-hop The store can be hip-hop Oh really?

Supreme Store I had to go to the Supreme Store Get some clothes for my whore And then she was a bore So I went back to the store And I got more So I went to a shrink He analyzed my tree

and Steve said it's lack of sex It's bringing me down Yeah, yeah And then he went to a whore Says my life's a bore So quit your whining or Your God is Awesomely large

Sometimes I give myself The faith God puts me in my place It all keeps adding up I think Christ Is coming up Out of the ground out of the cave

Am I still have the Yeah Am I here to praise the Lord Or am I Fuck When masturbations Lost is fun

You should find the Lord That could be maybe a different You know You could maybe do a full album Bite my lip And close my eyes Think of Christ tonight No I mean

No You can keep that the same Pray to Christ Then close my eyes Pray to Christ for paradise. I haven't been... What about pray to Christ and close my eyes? Pray for Christ and paradise.

Pray to take me to paradise. I've been sleeping in so much. I will see my dad and wife, so take me away. I had a dream last night that I was with you guys and we were trying to buy Green Day T-shirts. I straight up, you just reminded me, I did have a dream last night about a rap battle that was on the beach. Oh, my God. This is like some... This is very...

This is the most lynching episode yet. We're all talking about our dreams. Wait, I wasn't battling. Wait, what? I think I remember... You do realize that means that you're like subconscious mind and shit doesn't see me as a battle rapper.

I remember it was people at the beach and then there was like a kid who was trying to start a rap battle. Like it was a young kid who was trying to like... Yeah. Just a one kid? You can't start a one-man rap battle.

Well, that's why... That's why... That was kind of the crux of the dream. That's why it was a nightmare. Because you were promised a rap battle that didn't happen. No, we were just like at the beach, and then a kid came up and he was, you know, trying to start a rap. You spin he? Yeah.

And was everybody just like, no, dude, I can't battle you. I don't remember. I'm at the beach. I think I woke up going, at that point, covered his sweat. There was nobody to battle that little boy. That's the worst. Dude, I've been, this is my first week. We should start a charity for kids.

It's a big brothers, big sisters program. No battler left behind, dude. Yeah. You get assigned a cipher partner. Yeah. Oh, my God. Dude, did I seriously get M&M? I'm going to lose.

Oh, no. Yeah, that's the worst part about it is obviously they're older than you, so they know. So they have more knowledge of it, more street knowledge. Maybe they assign, like, really young orphans that are younger than the kids who have no opponents so that the kids can easily defeat them. Yeah, so it's like big brothers, big sisters, but you're the big brother. So the kids, like, comes in and it's like, hey, little orphan, I'm going to battle you. You're so ugly, and that's why I'm mad at you. And then the orphan, you know, tries to do a verse.

He's like, I'm so, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry. It's cold. I'm so hungry. I want more food. May I have some more, sir. Oh, my God. He flopped. Yo, he flopped hard.

What the fuck? Dude, I've been having the most insane. dreams is my first week ever taking melatonin yeah yeah and it's been giving me the most the fucking craziest dreams i had last they're like like i'll wake up and like see the real world and then my brain is like you're not done yet buddy and it'll pull i feel hands just pulling me back down into a dream where like my dad is like fucking multi part dreams yeah it's fucking horrifying dude i don't like i had there was this one time me and my ex-girlfriend like both took melatonin and You tripped together.

We woke, we both woke up on the dark side of the moon. Did you wrap your arms around each other that didn't give them to the other person? Yeah, just like, just like the, like every acid in movies or whatever. See you on the other side, baby. Dude, I, like, we both woke up from having, like, like a night terror. Like, we both woke up at the same time, like, and like, I just remember, like, at the same time, just like, we can never take Pelotone it again. dude i had a really scary dream the night before last night i've had two i had two i don't remember my dreams that often but i had two in a row because the one from the night before last night was

i had this dream that i was in like this dorm thing where everyone was like packing up to leave and and i was like outside and it started like blizzarding all of a sudden and i was like trying to walk back to the dorm but it was like it's hard to walk in the snow and then there were these like big just like stick figure creature things that were just like peeking around corners and trying to follow me back and i finally got inside and I took the elevator up and I got to my dorm room and I like went around the corner and the door was already open and I was like in the gym I was like oh that means something's waiting for me in there and then I woke up it was and then what happened and then I

finished a story and then I went on my phone I checked Instagram and then I looked at my Twitter notifications and then I got up and I had a bowl of cereal and I made some coffee and I and then I sat down and went on my laptop it's funny when someone tells you about a dream like nobody cares about your dream but the person who had the dream but it's funny to pretend you're like insanely interested you're like please continue please no oh my god don't end it now who

who else showed up what did your father look like yeah no I'm that's fine I'll never talk about a dream again that's okay I don't know that I've ever had a good dream yeah yeah all my dreams are about like like uh it's like I just it might as well be a memory of like me going to like middle school

and like forgetting that to pack a lunch and that's like the entire drive I mostly have stress dreams like that. Have you ever had a night terror? I, yeah, dude, I think I've talked about it before. What's the difference between a night terror and a nightmare? Couldn't tell you, that's why I'm asking. I think it was sleep paralysis, is what I had.

That's not a night terror, dude. Well, you wake up fucking terror. You feel like you're glued to the bed. Well, night terror is you wake up. Teeth, teeth, poor. I saw a scary movie at night. That could be a night terror. That is a kind of night terror.

I saw a ghost, yeah. I've probably talked about it before, but I was watching because I used to have that like CRTV with like the VCR DVD combo thing and I would watch I had just a shit ton of VHS tapes and I just watched those before bed and I was watching the first Star Trek movie and I like went to bed

and then like at the end of that like tape was just like a gray screen I remember looking at the gray screen falling asleep my light was on and then I like felt like I woke up I was in my bed in complete darkness and I was like, oh, there's somebody, like, right at the foot of my bed, huh? There's somebody, like, right there, and he's, like, gonna kill me. Yeah.

And I remember, like, getting up, like, like, I remember, like, I have to lunge forward or something. Like, if I get up, he'll go away, and I, like, got up, and then, like, I woke up in my bed in the same position, and, like, the light, all that happened was, like, the lights turned on. It was feeling crazy. Yeah, I've had, I've only had sleep paralysis a few times. So one of the times I did was when I was at school and I was like a like a standardized test day and like it was like oh when you finish your test you can't leave so you can just like sleep at your desk or like read or something and I fell asleep in my desk. Yeah and then I got sleep paralysis and I like couldn't move with my head on my desk and I like thought there was somebody just like standing over me. It was so fucked up. Dude I like I like I've had sleep paralysis a couple times but I never really notice that I can't move because like if somebody was in my room I just wouldn't move anyway. I don't want to like have to like I have to like I have to like I rather die than like I have to fight a monster dude I fuck that

dude yeah dreams suck also because it's like I feel like people talk about dreams like it's like a free like virtual reality but like it's not no every dream is like you're in church and then you look down at your feet and you realize you're a bug yeah it's like that don't that's not like

fun it's kind of nothing to me all my dreams are like either stress related or anxiety related and it's just like it's also it's funny to me like to like be really a lucid dreaming when like like when you're asleep is like the one time and you don't have to think

about everything anything at all and you're just just to be like I have to control this and I have to create stories every night. Dude I used to be a big time fucking lucid dreaming. I used to try but it would never work. I've had I've had weird dreams where it's like I know it's a dream and then I'm like well

I could just do this right now and they're all skateboarding related like it's so like I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna land that straight that I thought of Just like shit like that Like I landed a varial heel flip in a dream And I was like I'm gonna do that tomorrow

You're in a dream and you're doing like a Like a real trick Like why not have like a like a rocket jump I know it's just like like Like flip the board around your head and shit Every time I'm like let loose man Every time I've like realized I was in a dream I didn't like control anything

I'd just be like Damn this is a dream That's crazy It just keeps like everything just keeps going Yeah yeah no Nothing interesting I tried to astral project when I was in high school because I was doing a lot of drugs

and also I heard Sinbad talk about it. Yeah, Sinbad really into astral projection. He claimed that he went to China in the astral world. That's not the same as lucid dreaming, right? Astral projection is people believe that you leave your body. And I never really believed it, but I was like, I might as well try. Yeah, Sinbad's doing it. Yeah, Sinbad's like a normal guy, right?

He wouldn't believe something crazy. so I like would just sit I would just like sit up in my bed and try to fall asleep while like sitting up and then like right before you fall asleep you try to like grab something in front of you and he claimed that yeah he did that one time and he put a rock on his bed

and he like reached out grabbed the rock and he was in like an astral world and then he's like I'm going to China and he flew to China damn I know Ray Romano is really into lucid dreaming Because of an interview He changes his voice to be normal

In the dream It's an interview on the Pete Holmes show that I saw in high school Awesome, dude Yeah He's like, oh, I love lucid dreaming So cool Oh, I love getting away from my nagging wife I'm a bit of a psychonaut

Yeah Yeah, I do like a lot of acid I do a lot of Is this the guy from Bob's burgers This dude Ray Romano That's all Ray Romano Yeah, it's true It counts

Just hold your nose It's Ray Romano. Squidward is Ray Romano. Hey, SpongeBob, you got to flip the burgers. Come on. Come on. SpongeBob. Have you guys seen that show Men of a Certain Age with Ray Romano?

I thought that was Tony Shalube. Nope. Suck my cock. It's Ray Romano. Nah, dude. You don't talk shit about the lube. I love the lube. Are you fucking me, dude?

I've seen every episode of Monk. Tony the Lube Shaloo. Where do you think I get all my funny mannerisms? I just completely ripped off Monk. From Monk. Yeah. From Monk, yeah. Yeah, a lot of this show is very monk-inspired. Yeah, we do a lot of monk shit.

Yeah. You know, I'm always smelling my hands and shit. Yeah. Oh, it's raining now. Just a quick update for my friends. Thanks, man. Yeah, I really appreciate that. It's an update for Caleb.

Thanks, dude. I'm supposed to deliver a shirt to you that John gave me. And you're going to not do it because it's raining. Yeah, I'm not doing it because it's right. Yeah, no, that's fine. I don't expect you to do that. I have the shirt right here. I believe you, Pat, Pat,

You can tell me this at any time. Yeah, this is not... We were just on a phone call before this, and you're still showing me my future Fubu shirt. Mm-hmm. It is cool. It is really, really cool, and I'll look good in it. Check right here, NBA logo on the sleeve.

Okay, all right. Yeah. Aren't you excited now? Yeah, I mean, I've been excited. I just don't know that this is the platform to talk about the shirt that you're giving me from... I'm trying to fucking... I'm trying to show everyone how good of a friends we are. You know, I was probably going to pose a photo in that shirt at some point, so...

Yeah, well, now people are going to get excited for the shirt. They've already gotten a spoiler about it, and you've kind of fucked up being my entire plan. I didn't fuck up anything. I made, I drew up hype. Dude, I just, I, the other day I bought, like, a pack of white t-shirts and a pack of black t-shirts because I was, like, I, like, looked in the mirror, and I had on, like, a, uh, this, like, El Chapo shirt I got from a fucking, like, flea market about, like, the drug dealer, and I was wearing, like, big-ass shorts and on my, like,

camel cigarettes like Windbreaker and I was like I dress like a fucking cartoon character dude I need to get like just some normal clothes I dress like that I'm like a grown man I'm dressing like I'm a baby So now I'm it's all gonna be white teas and black teas for me

I did that in high school I did the exact opposite and a propeller hat When I got older I started wearing more goofy shit This morning I was at I was out to breakfast A diner I was sitting at the counter And this old lady came in and sat and was sitting next to me. I mean, my girlfriend, and she, like, near the end of our meal,

she, like, turned to me, and she asked what it said on the back of my shirt because I'm wearing, like, my cemetery shirt, which says, come with me to hell in, like, like, gothic letters, like, old English, you know? And I was like, oh, it says, like, come with me to hell. It's the name of a song. And she's like, she just, like, didn't care what it said. And was just like, oh, see, that's interesting.

You know, I grew up in Switzerland. and I had to learn to read Gothic letters when I was growing up. I was like, oh, really? And she was like, yep, but not in school. And I was like, okay. And then she said, I bet COVID's really bad for bands.

Do you play instruments? And I said, nope, I'm just wearing a band shirt. And then she stopped talking to me. I hate old ladies with a past, dude. I don't give a fuck, dude. I don't give a fuck that you used to fucking eat canned fucking piss in the depression. Shut up. grew up in Switzerland.

Well, you're in Watertown now, so fuck you. Yeah, that's right, the town, baby. That's right, Watertown, Strong, baby. Yeah. Suck my balls, you old bitch. I don't give a fuck about where you're from. It's about what block you're from in Watertown. That's right.

How about you start spitting that cross address? Because I'm going to fucking kill you. Old people, I mean, we've talked about, we, let's not get back into this. I mean, let's do it. Why not? We've talked about, we've talked about how much. No, you know what? They haven't had enough.

Listen up, you old pieces of shit. Hey, old people. Listen, World War I and two, I don't think either of them happened, and I think you're lying. Yeah. I'm happy when you get seen now, because it means I don't have to listen to your dumb stories anymore. You just walk around going, da, da, da, blah, blah, blah, blah. I get to take stuff from your purse now. You don't get to hide that candy from me, huh?

Yeah. I'm taking, you know what? I'm taking two Werther's originals. Okay. Here's what I do. I go to the dollar, I go to the dollar treat. I buy every single bag of Wothers they have just to fucking make poor old people

their life a little bit worse. And then I scatter them on the ground outside the senior center so that they trip and slip around. I melt them all down and I make a sculpture of a middle finger and I put it in the middle of the old people's own and I flip off all those old people

with my big Wothers' originals middle finger. Old people are scary, man. The last time I saw my great grandpa before he died, he was like staying at a nursing like oh and he just like wouldn't say anything he was just like completely catatonic and we're like how he doing there papa and he was just like get me out of here that was the last thing he ever said to me oh my god it's like it was like me and my brothers trying to like come visit like cheer

him up we knew he was sick and we're all like oh oh papa you're so funny yeah that's the worse yeah yeah it's pretty rough dude yeah and then like going back to my mom she's like what did he say we're like he's loving it dude he said hello he just said hi he just kept saying hello he said I get his car

he said take me to McDonald's please and then I'll come right back because I love it he said he said this bed is so comfortable he said they don't hit me with socks filled with oranges yeah there was yeah and I think he also said I'm jail.

Yeah. No, it was a bad day. Yeah. He was one of those guys who, like, the last three years of his life, he just ate every day at the same Chinese restaurant. Yeah. And if he could, like, days that he couldn't eat there, he was, like, noticeably, like, depressed.

Yeah. And also, he would go, and he would just get, he would get, like, plain chicken and white rice. Nice. So cool, dude. Yeah. He's a fucking man, dude. Yeah.

Dude, the white rice at the Chinese restaurants is so good. Don't you dare say that. It's delicious. Don't you dare say that it hits. It's just like, oh, man, the white rice, best thing at the Chinese restaurant. I wish they'd lay off the spice a little bit, though. Yeah. I guess my mouth a little hot and prickly.

I wish restaurants stopped using seasoning. Yeah. I really do. I know. It's like they're slathering on the salt on there, and it's like I'm going to have to rinse my mouth out after I eat this. It's so spicy. Just white, all white rice, plain chicken.

Yep. White bread. Ice cubes. Tintfoil. No, nothing. Like salmon. Ross spaghetti. Even if there is any kind of fish, no salmon. Yeah. I will say.

Just the bones. Just the fish bones. I do agree that every time I go to the Chinese restaurant, it low-key feels like I'm doing the white rice challenge. Yeah. Dude, I keep ordering, I keep ordering from this one Indian place and I keep forgetting that the meal that I will order. I'm like, I'm like trying

like new things on the menu. I tried chicken dilder last night. Yeah, I bet you did. It is really good. Chick a chuk a dilder in your ass. Chicken dilder. It's chicken. I hope that's how it's pronounced. Chicken dilder. Well, okay, hold on.

It'd be funny if you Google chicken dilder and it was like zero results. Yeah, every time I look up chicken dilder, it just says chicken and pineapple curry, so I guess maybe I could have just called it that. I hate when they be putting that pineapple in that shit. Oh, dude, it was so good.

I don't want no hot pineapple. It was good. It's like the desert? It was really good, but like I keep forgetting that it comes with white rice. So for like the first two weeks, like I was living here, I would like order me and Joe would both order from it

and then also forget. And for like the first two weeks I was here, our fridge was just full of boxes of white rice. When you get the takeout, they hit you with the big ass fucking white rice. Yeah, no, it's like big boxes of white, like, we had no room on the top shelf of the fridge for two weeks because it was all white rice. Yeah, here's what they should do. Chinese places, if you're listening. Stop giving me that white rice.

Fill up that takeout box with more fortune cookies, bro. Oh, man. I'm fucking, fortune cookies are so, like, so good. It's one of the best cookies in the universe, and I don't know. flavor of it. It's paper. That's the thing that you like about. Maybe that's the thing that makes it so good is the paper. Yeah, it's the paper that you guys like. It tastes like

destiny, dude. You don't know. Yeah, it tastes so beautiful. It's not too... What do you mean? I don't know. You think I didn't try a fortune cookie before? You've never had one, dude. You've not. You're not adventurous like me. I'm trying all sorts of ethnic foods like fortune cookies almost every single day. I'm going around doing like

Andrew Zimmer. I'm ordering fortune cookies from Indian restaurants. I'm ordering them from a kind of Bizarre Foods World Tour, where I try fortune cookies. I tried cookies from every culture. This one tastes really, this one tastes slightly of lemon and actually has a very neat fortune in it. I am trying the chips of hoy from every continent.

Do they do, do they do the lottery numbers in other countries fortune cookies? I don't think, I don't know. That's a very funny thing to put in a fortune cookie. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like that they do that. What is the, what's the flavor that? makes fortune cookies taste like fortune it's it's lemon dude is it lemon a hint of lemon i don't know

let me look up it's lime dude it's a hint it's actually a hint of lime oh it's sugar it's taheen it's the taheen and the and the other stuff that they're pouring on top of the fortune cookie also who are these beautiful women who fold these things i want to see them so bad yeah these are hand folded a machine couldn't do that that's a craftsman my my high school uh vanilla and sesame oil My high school, the Chinese class, the Chinese language class, they would take a field trip every year to a Chinese restaurant and make fortune cookies. But I did not take Chinese, so I did not get so incredible. From what I heard, it was like pretty stressful because it's kind of like, all you got to come up with a fortune, dude. They're like making food in a restaurant.

Great. It's like maybe not the best field. Yeah, free labor. Yeah, it sucks. We're going on a field trip to my restaurant. and you'll work there doing math with the food

that's that was my math class in eighth grade did ever tell you about this I probably have in the eighth grade I got put into a math class of four kids because we all had like

that means you're either the smartest or the stupidest no it was because we were the stupidest and all we would do is like cook and it would be like okay well this like this you could put this many teaspoons or whatever into this

it was like every Friday we would like make food with the Homek teacher They're teaching how to use a measuring cup that was the entire math class Pretty much because they were like oh they're all just gonna be like line cooks in the future Like just shit like that's fucking incredible dude Oh dude it was the best math class I was ever in Yeah we had very different We made the worst the worst thing we ever made in that class was the teacher was like Okay we're gonna make like this recipe

It's a tortilla and you spray it with Pam cooking oil and you put cinnamon sugar on it I forget what it was that was supposed to be I think it was supposed to be churros I don't know

we literally like spent a whole class spraying tortillas with like ham and like putting brown shit like just cinnamon sugar on it and it was like

one of the best fucking days in that math class was just like ah this is sick my math class in my like right wing homeschool thing

was like it was all like libertarian, like economics. Like, we never did, like, real math. So we had, like, a three-week chunk just on the national debt. And we all had to, like, come up with ways to get rid of the national debt. And one kid was, like, cut everything except the military that the United States spends its budget on. I was like, dude, that kid's a fucking genius, bro.

It would work. He's got to dial. We also did. We also had a debate class where we had to debate for and against slavery. what we yeah we and the slavery the pro-slavery team won we had

and I was the leader we weren't able to choose what side we were wrong we were supposed to be doing the Lincoln Douglas debates which usually people in class in like high school do that format but they don't do the actual

Lincoln Douglas debate we did the same topic except more narrow and just on slavery me and my friend were in the same English class where we had like a, um, we did like a debate style thing, like, or maybe it was like a social studies

class. I don't know. It was like, but the debate was something about, was something about like, like, racial discrimination or slavery or something. I mean, my friend would do this thing where we would just like, like, sit on other, other stops at the sides of the room for each other and just really loudly argue, like, during the debate just to like, try, like, just to like be loud and annoying, like, just yell back and forth.

But then it would like make other people's in the room's energy, like, rise to. and like we were doing it one time and this girl was like this girl like we were like you know like yelling at you and this girl was like well you know I can actually kind of see like why why people might have been

discriminating against black people back then we're like what the fuck and this like Jesus Christ we never did it again yeah the worst part about our slavery debate was that it was judged by like five parents from the like homeschool thing

and it was unanimous that the that the pro slavery team won and when they were like giving their decision they were like they just made better points there's no way around it they were more logical that's so crazy dude i wish i'd gotten into debate team dude yeah i'm glad i didn't i wish i'd gotten on like a fucking high school debate team is a very funny thing to get into because it doesn't it's not going to help you with an argument in real life that's the most sociopathic thing in real yeah that is the most sociopathic thing you can get into in high school that's why like there was that like you're like somebody wants you're like somebody wants to

to be like a politician or something like if you're like a teenager and you want to be a politician or like your dream is like I want to be the president it's like you are a fucking psycho fuck you that is a psycho thing you should luck into the presidency no I'm gonna become the president pretty soon you can decide that at 23 24 yeah but if you're like if you're like 15 and you're you're like I'm gonna be the president that you if you're 15 and you your goal is there's a yeah there's an age window like if you're like if you're in like elementary school or middle school like it's okay to want to be the president but once you're in high school once you're in high school yeah you can't yeah that's the 17 year old who wants to be like a president or like

is like well you know I have a plan I'm going to work my way up to like selectmen and like yeah that kid that kid is going to kill someone yeah that's a fucking murderer okay the thing is though that I will debate either of you right now on any topic and what about the top 10 most common lies people tell you can give me any position and I will win You choose. Go ahead. Okay. What about number one? The top ten most common lie. I'm fine. What position would you like to take on that? Before we get into the list, I actually do want to debate Caleb on something.

I would like to debate Caleb on whether or not he is as tiny as a bug. I would like Caleb to argue that he is that tiny. You can go first. I'd like you to speak for about five minutes on this, and then I may or may not provide a rebuttal. Of course. So basically, I'm obviously as small as a bug due to my tiny size. You can see it on the camera right now. I'm as small as maybe an aunt Or maybe an aunt's child even Because I'm even smaller than an ant

I think that a toothpick is a flagpole And I think that a A gum drop is a house to me Because of how large it appears in stature Due to my tiny body I'm less than an inch tall I smell I smell really bad

And and because I was hiding in a man's ass Which I can do because of my smallness Or it was actually a girl's ass I changed my mind. And then also I have to fight different bugs in my house. We've been over that. And I'm really one inch tall or smaller. Okay.

I yield my time to my opponent. Yes. I concede the debate and request a copy of the recording of the debate. The copy has actually been destroyed. That's not true. And the original. Okay. There's no evidence that you won the debate then.

Well, I guess Okay, I guess I'll do it again So basically to me A piece of gum is like a surfboard Because of how small I am And I like to ride it around in the sink The bathtub to me is bigger than the entire ocean combined And I live in a tiny hole in my wall

Okay I'd like to ask Caleb some questions about borrowing Yes, go ahead Do you borrow things from the house? that you live in? Yes. No further questions. Sometimes I'll borrow like a grain of rice,

but it's too big for me to eat, so I drive it like a car because of how small I am. And you might be asking yourself, like, how do you drive a grain of rice as a car? It doesn't have any wheels. Well, the wheels that I use are actually nerds, the candy,

and I put those on there, and I drive around. Okay. Guilty, I sentence you for one year in Lego jail. Okay, we can do... Lego jail. Oh, fuck.

All right, so number one, the most common lie is I'm fine, but shit, that's so real. That is real. That's so... Low-key, that's true. Well, I mean, not to you guys would know anything about this, because you're not dark and demented like me and have... What do you talk? I have the most pain out of anyone here. Um...

Ow! No, no, I have... I have mental pain that you could... Oh, my head is hurting with the... Oh, my thoughts. If you guys could see a list of my mental pains, your draw would drop. I think that there's three people besides me in this call right now because I'm so crazy. It's not about crazy.

It's about mental pain. If you're crazy, that means you don't feel pain. Yeah. Look, I have mental pain. Ask me a math question. Okay. Yeah. How many people are in this call right now?

Oh, my head hurty. That's not mental. It's physical. Oh, I'm so anguish mentally. and emotionally too but I'm fine I suffer I'm a sucker for pain I'm a suffer for pain yeah that's like double worse

here's uh here's a comment here honestly this is true most of the time people say I'm fine when they really aren't I've actually told this lie before when I broke my foot in P.E. It hurt a lot so I was hobbling around all day repeated I'll be fine to everyone that asked

nobody believed me I always say I'm fine when I'm sad or something I try not to show weakness to not cry To accomplish this, I cover my face just in case I do. Then pinch myself or something. Getting an obvious, like, physical injury. And they're like, oh, my God, do you need to go to the hospital? I'm fine.

No, seriously. Oh, don't look at me. I'm fine. That's how I was, like, a month ago when I hurt my leg. You were not. You were, you were not. You did not say you were fine once. I said I was fine to the guy.

To the guy that I was like, can you help me land this trick? I said, like, I'm fine, whatever. And then you said, you said, off on a months-long campaign of not being fined. To tell the entire world about your weird leg. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, that was the most pain I was in for a pretty long while. No matter how many people ask me if I'm okay, the answer will always be I'm fine,

even though I might be depressed as hell, but it's better than people thinking pity of me, depressed teenager. Damn. That's from a depressed teenager. They signed a depressed teenager. Even when I'm hurt, angry, sad, etc., I still say I'm perfectly fine. from XX Darkstorm Understorm Phoenix Moth XX

That's such a good username Yeah There's a comment here We haven't read any of the stories on this list But there's a comment from Sloth 21 That says The stories on this list are horrible It's the truth

Rachel did it to me today Rachel? When I think about Rachel at low-key breaks my heart Rachel, you got to tell people You got to talk to people someone to talk to. Rachel,

your shoes are mad piling up. Yeah. We got a hotline for you. It's called the 1-800 hotline playing. You gotta call that. Logic wrote, I mean,

Drake wrote a song about it. No. Really powerful song. Do you think he's going to... Sorry, I just read an insane comment. You could say what you'd say. Yeah, wait, can I read this? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. recently my parents got divorced my dad killed my brothers and i have to live with my friend i have only two more days here then i'm on the streets i have two friends and one that tries to make me feels okay i have tried taking my life four times of four and i'm only 12 i feel hopeless i just want to end it but how do i without upsetting my only true friend she actually cares about me i have a knife that looks like it would do the job of finishing me but i'm my only true friend's friends so if i go she will too that's horrible i think it's coolest mad cool to be to well here's a here's a comment i found

from user luckies that says Bart Simpson That's true Bart Simpson Always do behind him With a smile He was He was low-key depressed as hell

Yeah Kind of like me too V-loan Bart Yeah I try to You know I don't know man I'm just

I get down you know Yeah Yeah I get down I just need a bad bitch By my side though True I need a bad bitch To stick by me

When I'm depressing Sit in my car in Hotbox, my armpits milk. If you really want to know how I feel, you've got to listen to Depression and Anxiety by the Boy Boy West Coast. Yeah. You have to listen to the song

Caleb's Mental Anguish by... By Belak. He's low-key fire, though. He's waiting to get signed. Yeah, he's the only thing keeping me alive right now. His music is like fire. Yeah, he's so good.

I actually have, yeah. I don't know. Do you like storecore? He's like the most insane store core rapper right now. He'd be rapping about the store all the time and shit. And also he's mad depressed, low-key. Belak's the most depressed rapper I've ever heard of. He truly is.

He's so depressed. He sampled the sound of his tears hitting the linoleum at the grocery store. Yeah. He said a cleanup. He has this song, Clean Up on Isle My Heart. Yep. It's so sad. It's like, it's insanely sad.

It tells us a story, too. That's the thing about him. He's a storyteller at heart. You know, it's not of this stuff about jewelry or guns. Well, I mean, besides, besides I'm so sad, I don't have jewelry or guns. But, you know, other than that, is lyrical content. It's about stories and poetry, mostly. He, like, low-key change my entire life.

Too bad he got assassinated when he was eight years old. It's one of the saddest stories in all of rap. Yeah. Is that he was the most depressed eight-year-old in the world, and that's why they killed him, low-key. He was about to make a documentary about depression, and they killed his ass. Yeah. They couldn't let the truth come out. Yeah, and he was also, he was in this big beef with Happy Guy the Rapper.

Yeah. And if you listen to Happy Guy the Rapper's track, smiling all the time, you know, there's. There's a lot of subliminals in there, shit. Yeah, I mean, and I mean, I don't even know why he never got convicted or anything. from that song, I'm so happy I just killed a little boy named Belac. It's really far. It's one of the most fucked up stories. And there's no lyrics either.

He's just, you can just hear him smiling on the microphone. But it would just make you just say I'm going like this. Beelak Stip. Yeah. Belak Stip. Belak Stip was like low-key. He was real, though. He was twisted.

He was tortured. He spoke to the soul of the people, you know? Yeah. The heartbeat of the streets, I would say, too. Yep. And he was addicted to perfume, and that was a big part of it, too, actually. He was so addicted to drinking perfume that it would... I mean, it's like, low-key, like, he got sober right before he died, and his raps absolutely fell off. Yeah. It's like, it's chilling, too, because some of his lyrics you'll hear. I mean, there's that one in that, and that one song, I'm so sad, where he says,

damn, this perfume might kill me. Yeah. And it's like, damn, he could kind of see the future in a way. It's, damn, this perfume might kill me. Fuck it, one more sprits. Yeah. And then, yeah, there's that other song where he says, fuck it, I'm not even going to make it to nine. And it's like, damn. Like, that's real shit.

Yeah, it's real shit. He kind of knew it was coming. Yeah. And remember that one line where he's like, he's like, yo, past the vogue, I'm flipping to the cardboard page. I'm going rogue. Remember that one? Yeah.

The line where he says, like, I hide all my pain behind my mask. every night I drink a bottle of axe. Yeah. That went crazy, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That boy was on another level. Rest in peace. And I do mean, boy, he was eight years old again. I would like to clarify. He's one of the most tortured eight-year-olds. Belak's stip. Yeah. They ran up on him while he was in a

in a Mayback that was powered by a battery, and it was about eight pounds. And he was riding it in his backyard. Are we even doing the list anymore? Did you guys remember? You guys remember his merch drop where he released a handkerchief that was labeled For My Tears? That was insane, dude. That was fucking crazy to me, bro.

Yeah. Anyway, on that note, number two, lie, common lie people tell is I have read and agreed to the above terms and conditions. Mm-hmm. I do that shit. Yeah, I mean, if I say, if I say, see one of those? I click, no, I don't agree because I'm not reading that shit. I never agree.

I never agree to your terms and conditions. I, yeah, I just won't use iTunes. I don't even care. Yeah. They should seriously do a South Park about this. True. I don't have all day to read 15 pages in size 8 font for nothing.

What about your future, bud? My mom forces me to read these, even if they're over 10 pages long. Their mom forcing you to read the terms and conditions. When it's two pages long, I actually read this. Dude, I wouldn't read it if it was a sentence long and it said, I'll kill you. I wouldn't fucking, there's no way I'm reading that shit.

You sign, if you agree to this term and condition, I'll kill you. Yeah. Hey, fuck it, dude. You guys ever, did you guys ever, I remember somebody in, like, elementary school or something. Like, when I was first, like, when it was first, like, getting music and so I, like, downloaded iTunes and stuff. And you have to, like, read the terms and conditions. I think one of my friends told me, like, you know, like,

If you actually read it, there's a part in there that, like, they can use your computer to launch a nuclear missile if you agree to it. That's true, actually. It actually is in there. Yeah. Holy shit. You didn't read the... Well, I read the iTunes one.

You know, you got to read that one. True. That's true, yeah. The iTunes one is the most important one to read because you get a voucher for one free song. Is that true? Listen. Mm-hmm.

Dude, what the fuck? I'm getting iTunes now. Yeah. Number three, I don't lie. True. Wait, wait, that's a low-key blowing my mind, though, because it's a list of lies, and it's on it, and it actually says, I don't lie. So it's like, which is it? Yeah.

That's so messed up. Top comment here is, the most popular lies in our everyday lives. If you say this, then you are being dishonest to yourself first. All of us have lied at least once in our lives, mostly for good. Sometimes even overtaken by our evil side. Yes, all of us have lied, admit it. That's from Madman 38. Yeah, we've all given it to our madman side, too.

It's true, yeah. I mean, the madman knows. The madman knows evil. And this, this, Madman 38, if you click on his profile, it just says Slim Shady, 13. Everybody has an evil side, you know. It's true. I think that's the truth. I hear this all the time, but you know.

and they know that they're lying about that the bad part. Grandma says that, but she just lied, so. True. My grandpa said this, then he lied. He told my mom that we didn't eat junk food the whole weekend when he bought me a bag of potato chips on Saturday and a chocolate bar on the Sunday. Damn, I hate it when grandparents lie.

They loki be lying about sweets all the time and shit. Yeah. Number four, I will be there in five minutes. True. I use this one all the time. You do use this one a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe add another 25

onto that, though. It depends on the traffic, you know. He-hee. Parents going to the grocery store. True. True. That's from Ocean Breeze, the awesome warrior. This is maybe one of my favorite us names I've seen on this website. Five minutes, more like five hours. And that's from the user Breakfast Beast 2005. That's a good thing to like recognize about yourself.

Yeah, like, I'm a breakfast of beast. I like beast out. I want a fucking breakfast, dude. I turn to a savage for breakfast only. Goes to pick up friend for school friend. I'll be out in five minutes. 20 minutes later. Me.

You're on your own, bitch. True. That's a little strong. I don't know about that. I think it's true. I think that's fucked up, dude. Number five. Wow.

You look great in that dress. Yeah, I say that to K. all the time. No, I don't wear a dress. Okay. Okay, you want me to pull up the proof? I don't wear one often. You want me to pull up the proof, but...

Dude, XX Dark Storm underscore Phoenix Moth XX is coming in with a zinger here in response. Okay. So, great. Oh, my. I think I need to clean my ears. I must have misheard the phrase, worse than a clown as great. Baby, do I look good in this dress? No, you look worse than a clown

Yeah Worse than a clown Not even as good as a clown Which looks like shit by the way Oh sorry, yeah Did you say great? I thought you said worse than a clown And then

Madman 38 says Even though your inner heart says Hell no, you look like a clown My wife's always coming out of the dressing room at Target. Look like a damn clown. My 200 wives all piling out of the dressing room. Yeah, and all like

droning with each other saying, how do we look, babe? You're like, honestly, you look like 200 clowns to be right now. Number six, sorry I forgot. True. I don't... But you actually don't forget.

Most of the time, yes, though I am very forgetful. I got ADHD. I forget so much crap. Yeah, like your own name. I wish you'd forget you at ADHD. Yeah? Why? Hey, because then you wouldn't have it anymore.

You want me to forget my pain? Yeah, that's good. That's so beautiful, Cameron. I know. Oh, my God, Cameron, that's such a beautiful thing to say. Can I tell you a poem to you about your view? You're so beautiful. You look like a rose.

You're so beautiful. The smell from you comes to my... nose. It smells so good. It smells so nice. Oh my god. You're as beautiful as a sculpture made from out of ice. I will go ice skating together on a rink. That will be quite fun, I think. I would not.

I would like to go to the store. End to the poem. If there was a good line to end it, I don't know it. Oh my fucking God, dude. You're making him cry. You're actually making him cry, dude.

I take it back. You're such a baby, You don't stop crying all the time. You low-key shit a collab would be like when he was still alive, do a watch a throne type shit. Yeah. You know, I actually, I said it. It's so beautiful. I asked him, I sent him a letter

in the mail to ask, asked to do a collab. He sent me a letter, a postcard back. No writing on it, just tear stains. Remember that line where he's like, he's like, uh, Will Ferrell, Anchorman, I know that shit funny, funny, uh, posted on the couch, surround sound, sip in Armani.

Remember that? Yeah. Yeah, I do Remember that shit About watching Anchorman? Yeah Yeah, more rappers like him should rap about shit That I care about, you know

Exactly, yeah Yeah, like there's a serious gap in the market In the hip-hop market right now The market Yeah With all this kind of cool shit that I'm into, you know? You guys, do you remember when he was like I went to the restaurant

And I ate some shwarma My brain's so fucking fucked up about the world and big pharma damn because he was like he was like he was like a society based rapper yeah he was like I just remember yeah there was lots of stuff like that like you know my house is so awesome

because I am the resident I hate this stupid imperialist president was yeah yeah and it was like damn like for there to be a rapper that could actually know about imperialism and shit like that's like Loki insane do you remember the name of the song was

this song could be about any of the presidents. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, that was insane. Yeah. He said that one line that was like, I'm eight years old, no lies I can tell. I only drink perfume because of the smell.

Yeah. It was insane. Yep. He went off. That was from his song, my name was Belak, where he explained this whole deal. Yeah. That was like the first, you know. Yeah.

That was like when he came out on the scene. That was like the opening bars of that song too were so hard when he was like, I am so sad. I feel so bad. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I was like, okay, first off, that's for, second of all, I, I feel that. Like, I feel that in my bones, you know what I mean?

Yeah. And, yeah, I remember going to, to, uh, to, um, the target the next day, and it was just like, there wasn't, like, a single bottle of Chanel blue on the shelf because it was, like, he low-key had, like, blown up the entire industry and shit. Yeah, people were drinking, people were going to marshals and taking those curves samplers and drinking all the curves. Yeah, it was in sign, dude. It was in sign as hell, dude.

It was in sign. Yeah. Yeah. Remember all the people, like all those, like, those fake BELAC fans that were drinking BOD body spray. Yeah, it's like, that's body spray, low-key, that's not perfume, like, you get a little bit. I mean, some of them, and some people were even, like, they were drinking shampoo. Yeah, it's like, how's that anything to do with what he got on? I mean, when BELAC got that, that, uh, acts sponsorship, I mean, like, a lot of people did, like, tell him he sold out, which is probably one of the reasons that, you know, he kind of, you know, you know, maybe that led, maybe that led to some darker stuff.

Yeah. They're the eight-year-old rapper. Remember that line where it was like, it was like, take the Adidas, mix it with the Sprite, I'll be home soon. No matter how much Sprite I put in the cup, it still tastes like perfume. That was like, I heard that,

and I was like, he low-key doesn't even care how bad it tastes because he's so addicted to that shit, and he's like insane on it. Yeah. Yeah, and that was like when I really started to think about addiction more clearly, you know? Yeah. He's the reason I got sober as a gopher.

Yeah, for sure. yeah that was what he was crazy number seven don't worry it will be okay like i hate to bring this back to belac and shit but like it's a good point that but like that's word for word word word for word the words from his song word yeah no for i mean do you guys remember his lyric where he was like rolling so deep fucked up off this perfume i have a feeling that it might be my doom yeah and i was like that Oh, dude, remember that one that was like, I've got perfume on my heart. You know it's never hate.

I do think I will be murdered before I turn eight. That was like, it was like, this guy, kid can actually like almost tell the future and shit. Yeah. It's fucking insane to me. Do you remember when he was like, when he had that, he had that chain? Do you remember his chain with the, he had a peppa pig chain? Mm-hmm. I thought that was really stylish

Dude, that was nuts, dude Johnny Dan hooked him up Remember when he ate a crayon? Yeah, he would eat a crayon. Yeah, and I remember he was like one of the first like, not only about depression, but he was one of the first rappers to come out and like really be honest about like wetting the bed and shit.

Yeah. And he was like, yeah, like low key, like I sleep with a, I sleep with a liner on my bed. Yeah. But you know I'm an all-timer off the head because he was like such an. insane freestyle rapper yeah he would only freestyle in every interview he wouldn't talk he was like yeah he was like you know this perfume might be the end of me it's venom it's like venom from a

viper when i go to bed i have to wear a damn diaper yeah that was insane and nobody could tell if it was because like he was sad or because he was eight years old or what and that line where he's like like you know you know this perfume is what my cup going to be full up every night i wet my damn And pull up. Yep. Remember when he was like, he was like, like, I'm the star player, these other rappers, bench guys hit the restaurant, order the smiley face French fries.

And it was like, whoa, he actually was about sports. When he was like, when I'm feeling sad, I just cry the pain away, I will die at age 8, 26 June Friday. It's impressive, dude Yeah Number eight, I am sick Another, another Pelack line

Yeah, you know, not that I think about it Oh man Another one He was like, when he was like Damn, all this perfume is making me so sick At least I can stay home from third grade And watch Click You know what?

Funny thing about Click, first movie I ever cried at. Yeah Yeah, dude When he's like walking through the rain and he's crying and he's like falling over and he's got cancer and shit I was like wait I know people with cancer what the hell

I'm gonna cry I was that chicken pox I saw I saw a click last day of third grade and my brother hit somebody's car next to us and they freaked they like he opened the door and dinged it and then she came in and like started crying I don't

I don't remember why but she was like telling us it was like a show car and she like knew like you tried to rewind her yeah I wish I had the remote to rewind that I wish I had the remote to rewind that damn story if you had the click remote what would you do in your life

I would fucking rewind time so that I could go back in time and save Belak from getting hit by that stray bullet I would Loki change the channel to Fox and just watch the Simpsons because I get to be in their world and they might think I'm pretty cool since I look different from them

they might like me or they might sacrifice me or something because of how different I've seen. If I had the click remote, I would rewind time all the way back so that I could watch the first episode of S&L live. 100% because I'm such a comedy fan. That's what I would have done.

And then I would have fast forwarded and been like, I've seen it. I saw it live. I saw it live. I saw the Muppet show. I saw the Coosbane sketch. I'd saw that shit. I probably would fast forward you guys a lot

Yeah really yeah I just skip around a little bit Just see what see who dies first I would press if I had the click remote I would press the open disc tray button just to see what happens This in the middle of the ocean just like a big like DVD Yeah Dude a giant DVD that would be so cool It's like the biggest DVD and it just says like

Something Jackass 2 on it Something I was Something I was obsessed with like a few weeks ago It was just imagining that like like archaeologists like just find like in a thousand year old DVD They find out that like cavemen like had DVDs back then They just didn't have like DVD players But that would be even cool if it was like a giant dude They like were digging in a cave and they like unearthed just like a huge like a hundred foot DVD

Yeah They find like a caveman stand up DVD called a no collar comedy tour It's just a guy It's just a guy going on He's like Oga Boga Oga Buga It's a Buga

It's a Buga And he holds a rock In its hand Yeah Yeah there's like There's like a Gallagher type guy Who's trying to smash a rock

With another Ross Well yeah I mean you guys I mean you guys heard What happened at Louis B.C. Right Yeah, he accidentally dropped his loincloth.

Oh, my God, man. No. No, that didn't happen back then. There were no DVDs in Caveman Times. No, that's nasty. You know what you're talking about, man? Oh, my God. Number 10, I love you.

Whoa. Damn, that's some true shit. I mean, yeah, I mean, and that honestly just takes it back in full circle to, you know. Belak's wife. Yeah. True. Beelike did have that adult wife. Yeah.

He was mad problematic. He had an adult wife and shit. It was just like, what are you doing, bro? Like, and a lot of people were trying to like cancel him and shit. And it's like, I get it, but like, listen to his music first. When he got famous and then he like left her from Milakunis. Yeah, that was like an entire. entirely fucked up, dude.

Yeah. And she's still out there, and she, like, still, like, has him in her heart, and she's still posting pictures of him on Instagram every day. And, like, it kind of looks like it's her son or something. Yeah, she actually wears a fragment of his skull around her neck on a chain. She actually, like, had his blood turned in a perfume so she could wear it. Yeah. I mean, I met talk about poetic, you know, not justice necessarily, but it's just a

poetic thing that he was kind of turned into perfume after his death. A hundred percent, dude. Right. Yeah. Number 11, L-O-L. Admit it. Who actually laughs every time they send L-O-L? Me.

I do, yeah. Yeah. Me too. So what? I like to laugh, okay? I put a smile on my face because somebody sent me a very funny photo. Yeah. Is that so fucking...

I'm not lying, dude. Also, I dare you to prove it. Yeah. Number 12, I understand. Number 13, it's no problem. Number 19, I don't have... have a crush. Whoa.

Number 22 is a bit of a turn. Animals were humanely slaughtered to become my burger. Yes, man. And the only comment is, yes, ma'am, I did my homework. Number 29, I finished all of my homework. So true. Number 27. Hold on.

Number 27 is I am part Native American. I do people say that a lot. Number 35 is no homo. Wow. Yeah, they're usually being so homo when they say that shit. Yeah. Number 47, this tastes good. Number 47, Columbus discovered America.

Shit. Whoa! Yeah. Number 49, God exists. Come on, man. Are you serious? That's so crazy. Someone says, it was science that created us, not God or any religious figure.

Yeah, true. It was science. It was Yakub. That's what they mean. You can't prove God isn't real. You'll know when you die. True. That's facts, Kenny Williams.

Number 50, I can't hear you. Yeah. I hate when people just say that when I'm talking to them. What? Excuse me, I can't hear you. I can't hear you, Caleb. Number 52, the Easter Bunny is real. Oh, come on.

That's like one of the, like, main lies that this, like, white supremacist society has been built upon, actually, lokey. True. Yeah. It's like, Easter Bunny is real. It's like, can we just at least stop spreading, like, I don't know, misinformation? Yep, I hate misinformation. You know? Oh, God, I hate it so much.

And the number 54, I mean, you can't make this up. My dog ate my homework. So true. So true. I never had that excuse. What was your go-to excuse if you didn't have a homework? I could never come up with a good one. Yeah, I didn't do it.

Yeah, I'm just stupid. Yeah. I didn't want to do it. I'm too gifted. I'm too smart that this It's like pain to bring my brain down to this level It hurts me to do that Pardon me, I was actually spending that time creating a theory

So but you don't know an idiot now Trying to pull up to like Yeah it's actually I'm way too smart for this But you see I started writing my name with the top of the paper And spelled it wrong and gave up Yeah Yeah Just build it B-Lack

Yeah All right yeah I mean go stream B-Lack the story of my tears as a posthumous release um ghost ghost stream yeah be like my thoughts are knives um uh my heart is a my heart is a cold sweater uh yeah uh playing on the playground at recess the beast from the from the east uh sweeter than candy uh softer than a fry night of the living dummy yeah um prince prince of the playground yeah attack of the egg monsters from mars was sugar one sugar plum fairy dream yeah that was insane best buy commercial that's like an amazing album yeah camp jelly jam was good uh calling all creeps you know yeah the concept album uh fucked up

at the school um i mean in his cover of every rose has its thorn like one most beautiful song's so beautiful it's so gorgeous he did have a low-key great singing voice all right bye everybody