Podcast About List - Ep. 160 - Infinite Money Rockstar Werewolf Gear

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

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I am ruined We all are Oh Cameron's not No dude cash out cam Cashout Cam Cache out Cameron's not We went to Atlantic City this weekend Atlantic City has broken me

I'm a different man I'm worse I'm a worse man I rose I rose from the ashes like a phoenix But I didn't even need any ashes You know I was just I was fine You mean you rose from the dead like Christ

I rose from myself I rose from life How many times on the podcast did I say I was afraid of gambling because of how much I would lose? Probably a million. You don't know pain. You didn't even lose the most, though. You lost the least. I did not lose the second lease.

You lost the second lease. And you put in the least money. If you had kept going, you would have made money. No, I would have lost. No, you also, you have the worst energy going on to a slot. My strategy at the slots is you play until you get $5, and then you can buy any drink you want. Dude, you had the absolute worst strategy. The door and the system works every time.

Imagine, imagine. You get a vodka cranberry whenever you want. Think about all the, think about, think about a soccer game, right? I've never watched it. There's a guy kicking penalty kicks, right? Yeah. If he walked up to it every single time, like, oh, I'm going to miss. Oh, I'm going to miss right now.

That's not, that's not, that's not the attitude. No, okay, no, this is the, this is the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, strategy in the soccer metaphor is if the guy walking up for the for the penalty kick if he he kicked it a hundred times in 10 seconds missed them all and then walked off the field like charlie brown looking at his feet dude you just you have to that's the dorin system you have to approach a slot patty jackpot system listen okay i'm going to let you in on a little knowledge and i shouldn't do this because this is a free episode and i shouldn't be giving away these money tips yeah i will hey please For real, there's over 100 hours of content on that Patreon, okay?

And $5 gets you. That's, come on. Come on. And also, if you want to just send just me money, you could do that. You could do. No, you got to send it to me and Caleb. If you want to just send me like a bunch of money. And me too.

And camera. Okay, fine. And patches. Okay, just do the Patreon then. Listen, here's the system. Here's what you want to do, okay? You're going in there. You're putting your money into the machine.

You spend maximum of three times. you are going to win money you're going to be up 40 cents a dollar it doesn't matter the second you're up you cash out you shake your your receipt around you shake the voucher back and forth okay yeah yeah we got to close this window oh fuck that's okay um you guys got to shut up out there with your motorcycles you're shaking the voucher around okay because that that that that's like that's like aerating wine okay that gets yeah yeah it's like a decanter exactly yeah it's a good Okay, you're walking around and you're letting, it's not your heart, okay? It's not your heart that's pulling you to the next machine.

It's your spirit. It's your soul. Your soul is going to tell you where to go. It's like a compass. You walk over on next machine. One spin, you're going to win $17. Okay? You're up $17 and $40.

Next machine, down $40. Doesn't matter. Okay? Next machine down $20 more. It doesn't matter. Next machine you're going to be up $47,000. That's right. That's the system.

And it works because they've got little cameras in the casino. They're watching. They're saying, who's shaking the voucher the most? That's the hustler. And that's the person that's going to win the jackpot. We want to give that man all we can. Right. Who's the guy who hasn't ordered a single drink this whole time,

except for one bottled water at the very end? I'm going to dress up. Next time we go, I'm going to dress up like an Afghan veteran, right? I'm going to like, I'm going to duct tape one of my arms behind my back. That's a good idea. I'm going to dress in full fatigues. Keep looking at all the cameras, saluting them and then sitting down. See if they don't fucking.

That's a good idea. See if they don't treat me right. I'm going to do the opposite. I'm going to go in dressed up like a Taliban soldier and I'm going to chase you around the casino. Well, that'll be even better for me. That might sell it even more. Right. See, but then whatever money you make, we split the profits.

No, why would I, I'm not going to split my money with a Taliban, damn dirty, low-down son of a bitch. Here's another, here's another tip. And I really, I should not be giving away these tips. Yeah. But I will because I love the fan so much. What you want to do, you want to go in there, put $5 into the worst machine, the most terrible slot. The one you can tell is not going to. pay you put five minutes in there you five five dollars in there five minutes at the machine you're

going to get down to 12 cents okay you might start crying you might think i'm ruined no this is what you do you take your voucher for 12 cents you look for the richest guy in the casino you walk over you say here man let me let me let me let me let me let me let me just give this to you i'm not going to use this you put you give them the 12 cents they add it to their to their slots you are entitled to half of whatever they win that's true because that's how it works which money they're making their money off of. Exactly, right? You don't know if they just made money off of your 12 cents. You don't know what the proportion is.

You just assume it's got to be 99%. Exactly. Yeah. So, you know what? I'll settle for half of the money. You tell them, if I hadn't put that 12 cents in, you wouldn't be winning. Yeah. Gambling is so beautiful, dude. I'm still every time I close my eyes, I'm just seeing cash, cash, cash. I, I, honestly, I love Atlantic City. I hate the gambling. I love the, I love the free concerts.

You sound like a mom. I love the, uh, I love the atmosphere. I love the, uh, I love the atmosphere. the restaurants you love the atmosphere of Atlantic City you didn't even like the view you looked out at the marshes you said those are disgusting it looks like Final Fantasy 7 it looks like Final Fantasy 7 you know what Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children looks like it's beautiful I do

know what that looks like and you said it was disgusting I never said it was disgusting you said it looked horrible no I said it looks beautiful I said look at the sun reflecting out the water no yeah that's what I said and you said this looks like a poop and a dirt come I never said it looked like poop and dirt you did and you said and I saw I call that dupe.

And I said, what are you talking about? That doesn't make any sense. You said, this looks like dupe. I said, that's not a thing. Stop saying that. You said, it's poop and dirt combined. Doop is a thing, though. Doop is not a thing.

I said, it is a thing. It's called pert. And he said, no, it's dupe. And we got in a big fight. Yeah. Perts a shampoo. Dup is not a thing, though. Doop is a thing.

Where? Gwyneth Paltrow, it has it. That's goop. And that she puts... No, dupe is, dude goop is dude goop. Dude goop. Dude goop. Dude goop.

Dude, goop, the cheat he eats. It's goop for dudes. It's dude goop dirt poop. They should do. You should sign up for goo, and it should come like hello fresh. Yeah, it's like, dude, dupe is like, it's a yoni egg that you put through your euthra. Yeah. Through your butt.

Why not your butt? No, it's your urethra. Come on. Can you use those on your butt or is that dangerous? You can use a yoni egg on your butt, but be careful. That's probably a really good move, like, for self-defense. Yeah. Yeah, because I just shoot it out like burbo.

Using a Yonie egg on your butt is like when, you know, like, do you see those posts that are like, oh, an inexperienced witch tried to take on a law and got put in the hospital? Like, you're not ready for the power. Really? There's too much shocker energy. Yeah. That's why you put it in your penis first because it's both going to, it's going to the same place, it's going to the Pistot. Yeah, it's both going there. How are you going to put an egg in the tip of your fucking thing?

It's really small. It's a tiny egg. Yeah, it's the size of a grain of dirt. That would hurt. No, it wouldn't. It's really soft. It has fur on it. Look, look, if you don't subscribe to dupe, if you don't go to dupe.com, you won't understand it. I don't think there is a dupe.com.

There is a dupe. I'm going on to incognito for dupe. It's dupe. Let's see here. Come on, baby. Oh, no. It's a real website. It's a splash page for, uh, it's a splash page for, it's a splash you soon.

It just says dupe you soon. for an upcoming, I'm guessing, you might be right, Pat. Maybe you got insider info. This does look like it would, this like is, I think, an upcoming Duke brand here. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe that's our sponsor this week.

Dudegoop.com. Yeah, that's right. We have an announcement to make. We, it's officially, you know, before, true fans of the podcast will remember we, we had next gear, okay? We had ultimate gear. We're entering a new era of the podcast. podcast. We're entering a brand new gear. That's right. We are in money, rock star, lots of millions

of dollars gear. Atlantic City changed me and now I would like to make, I would honestly like to become a millionaire. And not because I want to buy a fancy car. I would just like to be able to sit at the slots a little bit longer than I was able to, you know, and lose a little more money. Yeah. When you're sitting at the slot and you got, you got $20 worth of credit in there, you look at the guy next year, he's got $350. That is the best guy in the world. Exactly, yeah. You know what it is?

You have to keep putting money in to keep winning. I mean, yeah, the feeling when you, I mean, even when you have the $20 in there, you look over and see the guy next to you has $3 left, you were the most powerful man in the world right then. Exactly. It doesn't matter how much he put in. Exactly. As long as you got more money.

Money is power, power, and is beautiful. Especially if you spend that money on Rise of Roll. raw mega ways oh my god super rise of raw super rise of raw but i didn't play rise of raw but i did play money frog money frog boy mystery i played buffalo soldier bonus game oh hip hop clinko hip hop clinko i got it i got a tonnecoh was crazy miss and legend when that dragon breathes the fire onto the slots you know you're about to win big oh dude press the press the postule that's a good one yeah i forget i forget what i was playing which one did i cashed out six dollars and 66

oh my god yeah monster monster slots monster frank and after I cashed out, but it was a... Oh, Clinko hip-hop, pump-up to club bonus? Yeah. That might have been it. Yeah. And again, y'all. Had a great song.

Oh, my God. Yeah, the squirting sprayer. That's one of the best. Oh, dude. Yeah. Funky... Funk? Funky funk.

Yeah. There was a lot of different, like, combos of that machine. Dagwood. The Dagwood. Mighty Monkey Massacre. That was... Oh, that was so good. Yeah, when you get the monkey decapitation bonus?

Oh, my God. Gringo's revenge. Gringo's revenge. Vend is great. The skunk of the day is a great one. Yeah, the slug of Siam was a good machine. The slug of science is also good. Yeah.

They put those two together. It's like, kind of like, Klinco and Hip-Up Klinco. There was also, did you guys play Oriental Patrick? Oh, that one was really good. Yeah, I couldn't play that one. Kung Fu Patrick. Yep. There was African Patrick.

Yeah, Patrick's Fortune. Yeah, Patrick's Fortune. Yeah, there was, yeah. There's a lot of those names there. And, you know, I didn't sign off on any of them. Patrick, Patrick, the bone doctor. Yep. The witch doctor, Patrick.

Yeah. Yeah. And there's a lot of pictures of my face. Yeah, I don't know why. Photoshopped into those things. In a different, pretty offensive scenario. Yeah, which is, you know, that's why I didn't like the machines. It's why I like to go into the ice cream store and the, the, what was that place,

destinations? The convenience store, the $8 soda. They should have, there should be more convenience stores called stuff like destinations. I agree. I agree. That's a really good idea. Yeah.

What was the, uh, oh, fuck. There was another, another thing. There was another thing. Oh, Guy's sandwich joint.

Oh, we did hit the Guy Fieri. I finally ate at a Guy Fieri restaurant. That's been a lifelong dream of mine. Yeah, and it was the sandwich joint. Yeah, just a brosby sandwich.

It's pretty normal. Got a good PLT. Yeah, yeah, we live in New York. We could go to Times Square and go to Guy's, uh, Guy Fieri's restaurant in Times Square, whatever. What kind of food does he make?

It's just a TGI Friday's, right? Yeah, it's just T.J.I Fridays, but, you know, it's got that, it's got guys seal of approval. Yeah, which is like a Michelin star. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Michelin star, but the Michelin tire is on, like, a smash-mouth, like, hot rod. It's on like a Model T that has flames on the side, one of those. That shit is sick, man.

Yeah. But I think we need to, I think I've decided, like, we also, we did also eat at Cosby's Crape, it's true Cosby's Crapes I mean Cosby's crepatorium Say what you will about that guy

but those crepes Oh my god Those are some of the best Crapes I've ever had Cosby's Crape's CrapeCripped That was just Yeah That was a culinary delight

Yeah Cosby's crepes It's a bad name Yeah I know It's just one letter off From what he did Yeah

No it's two letters off Right Yeah That's what we're talking about, right? Yeah. But I think I'm going to get into political organizing, but just for like trying to get a gambling legalized in every state. Yeah, absolutely. Everybody deserves it.

I think everybody deserves to gamble and should gamble. And also I think we should lower the age of gambling. Yeah. Like way, like way lower. 16. Like, if you can drive to. the casino you should be able to put a dollar in yeah did you see all those signs on the casino floor that said like don't leave children unattended no it's like a picture just like a really

sad kid it would show a kid in a casino that's not that kid would not be sad that is like also like they don't like they never car you can you can just walk into a casino yeah and use the thing you don't have to be as long as you don't order a drink they're never going to card you for the casino yeah the whole thing you can be done just with 18 I'm really this is a good piece of advice for any young people we were listening just go to the casino just start putting money they're not going to stop you as long as you avoid you know like poker

or like anything with a dealer you're fine yeah exactly nothing with it if you go to Crystal Cove you can smoke as many cigarettes as you want Diamond Cove Diamond Cove was a smoking section yeah it's not Crystal Cove where's Crystal Cove Crystal Cove is probably in the Middle East and it's probably magical but Diamond Cove

is a room it's not even a room it's a half wall which is great for keeping smoking really really good Yeah, you're not allowed to smoke on the regular floor, but, like, you know... But once you go through that half wall... That half wall keeps the smoke in. Yeah, that's always the best, dude. Like, I miss smoking sections.

I remember Golden Corral used to have a smoking section, and it was literally a, it was a, like, a velvet rope. Yeah. And that was how they kept the smoke out. Well, the velvet absorbs the smoke. It's like a sponge for smoke. Smoke is disrespectful and low class. If you put something fancy, like velvet, it can't pass through that. Right.

Yeah. Yeah, it can't go past. It's like drawing salt around a ghost. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It works really well. It does.

Man, I do, I mean, smoking at a casino, it's looking at a slot machine, that was awesome. Pretty fun, yeah. That was sick. What was it? At the Tropicana, there was, like, that whole, like, section. Just, like, the oldest, leatheriest people. You just get the worst people there.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Smoking just like, yeah, like, dude, the 100s. Yeah.

So many people, like multiple people, like, like old people just like, like passed out at the slot with the hand of the spin button. So badly wanted to just go over and do like a, a stealth,

like Indiana Jones switch and switch out our voucher. Like, like, cast them out and put my 10 cent voucher in. You would have lost nine cents if you did that. Yeah. Just a guy just passed out next to like a smucker's cigarettes somehow. Like some cigarettes is just like like a hundred,

year old brand of cigarettes. These are uncrustible cigarettes. Yeah. It's like a, yeah, a cigarette with like a, like a leather pouch that they come in. Yeah. But they didn't roll their own. They're just that old. They just stocked up in 1920.

I remember sitting down. They made a parchment. Yeah. Yeah. I sat down next to a dude who like clearly was smoking before I got there. And I saw him like slam the machine. Like he was mad at it. And I asked him if he had a light and he looked at me and just went, no.

And it just like, let's go back. Oh, man, dude. Yeah. The best part of going, like, going to the casino and seeing, like, everyone, like, being, like, all these people are weird. Like, this guy's, like, this guy's, like, this guy's, like, is, like, has a special, he hits the button to try and win. And, like, all these people are so ridiculous. And by the end of the first day, I'm trying to, like, cast spells to make it. Yeah, my new thing was, I was, I, this worked one time, so I started drawing an infinity sign with my finger on the screen. And that, it never worked again.

Oh, on the Dracula machine? Yeah, on Dracula. Oh, dude. Yeah, Dracula. What a machine that was. One of the best bonus games. They also, they had amazing Dracula characters I'd never heard of. Yeah, well, you know, you never read the book, dude.

What's that guy? What's that guy you name? Renfield. Renfield's cool, dude. He's an insane, he's insane. Lucretia. He's great. They did not have Lucretia.

Lucretia's not a Dracula character, okay? If you're going to fucking try and be up. Chimiqua. Chimiqua. Kiki. What? T.T. These are the girls. You're thinking of a different...

You're thinking of Mena Harker. The Dracula girl. Oh, my God. The Dracula girl. Oh, God. What's hotter than a... Oh, my God, the bats and wolves. With a girl. That's hotter than a girl. Let's be real.

A Dracula girl? That's right. It's a damn good answer. She got the fangs. But we really want to design... You got the fangs and your thing. I do want to design a plot really. Yeah.

slots so bad. Yeah. I think... You know what I think... The next logical step. I have a slot concept that I'd like to pitch to you guys. It's, you know, when you walk around the casino, there's some that are, you know, like, Dracula themed or, like, Game of Thrones themed or whatever.

But the most prevalent thing is you'll see different ethnic theme slots. Like, there's the Chinese slots, there's the Native American slots, there's the African slots. And it's always great when you are sitting right next to somebody who is of that ethnicity while you're at that slot. And they're at a completely different thing. Here's my pitch is a slot that mashes them all up. So one of the symbols is, you know, it's the slots are, the reels have the different slot machines on them.

Oh, okay. So you see, you see, like, you get like, like, five oriental mysteries in a row or whatever, you know? That's a pretty good idea. I think that's a good idea for a slot. I would say it would be tricky. I don't think there are enough meta slots. It would also be tricky because the way that slots work is that there's different symbols that are ranked best to worst.

Right. So that would be a pretty tricky thing. Yeah. I think. You end up with like, you know, like the, like one of them scoring like the least and it's like, well, why. Why does that one score the least? Okay.

Okay. Well, because. Yeah, that would not be a good conversation. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's, and get ready.

This is going to blow your mind, okay? Okay. You win the more different symbols you get. Wow. If you get a line with one of each. that's the biggest win you can get here that's a jackpot there might be a line for this slot yeah this is a slot that will that will make a lot of people happy this might be the new wheel of fortune cash link it might be yeah the rtp on this is going to be amazing i have a slot concept yeah let's

hear it my thing in your slot come on that's just nasty oh i won't pay out i had a slot concept that was uh basically just like you if you won the slot just turned into a tv for 30 minutes and you get to like earn TV. TV time? Yeah. You get to watch a scene from a movie or the TV show that the slot is based on. And then if you guess what's seen the movie's from, then you get money. How about?

It's a slot itself as like the Gilligan Island slot. I had another idea which is that you put in money and then it's like a food theme slot. And if you get a full line of a kind of food, it pops out. You get that. You get that food. Here's a slot idea for you. That is a really good idea. Here's my idea. It's the slot.

is a massage chair, and you win to turn on different parts of the massage chair. And there can be an adult version that's a Sibian. That's a really, there should be a slot in women's stomachs that you can play when you're looking at them. Yeah. And when your baby's in it? Yeah, yeah. Right.

And you can win your baby. You can gamble to see if it's a boy or a girl. Yeah. Or to make them a boy or a girl. Oh, no, jackpot. I just won 5,000 babies. Oh, fuck. I have to take care of these now.

This sucks. It's the only slot you don't want a jackpot on. It's true. which I mean most slots I don't want a jackpot on I just want the free drink that is a diabolical thing that they have which is yeah you you you if you pay if you play you just keep moving machines you just keep moving around you can get a free drink every 10 minutes exactly they don't even they don't know they don't know that they're overserving you you can just go to a bunch of different machines it's true and just keep getting vodka

cranberry and you know what your peace stream the next day that thing's going to be one you're have you no chance of a UTI. That's true. You're impossible. So you're honestly, you're getting healthier. Yeah, so I mean, so do whatever you want to your thing because you are not getting a UTI. Oh, yeah. You can stick it in the dirt outside.

Yeah, you can, you can blow dust into it with a straw. You're fine. Yeah, you can get, you can take your pants off, walking to a Home Depot where they're cutting plywood, just stand right next to the saw, let all the shit get in your wiener hole. Yeah, as long as you're drinking vodka cranberries or just cranberry juice in general. You can start hiding your boogers in there. It's going to be all right.

And you know what? This also goes back to Dup. You're going to have the clearest P stream ever. It's, that's true. It's true. I haven't been hard. Okay, I have an invention. This isn't a slothed egg out.

I would like to pitch this idea to Britta, the Britta filter company. It's a tiny little Brita filter that you put in your wiener and it purifies your pee as it comes out. Okay. So it's basically like a tiny brick of charcoal. Yeah. I don't think charcoal. Not my, charcoal ain't going. And go fix my shit.

Well, that's why we need the Britta filter companies help. I don't know what company makes them. I mean, I know they got scientists. And you know they got science. They used to have Zach Braff do the voiceover in their commercials. So, you know, and he's a doctor. True. I will say one last thing about Atlantic City.

Uh-huh. It turned me into just the, like a, it made me feel like a rich person the entire time I was here. Oh, yeah. And I started putting my boogers wherever I wanted to. Really? You could go. could probably clarify the waitress

and how much D&D I put DNA I put all over the Harris Casino I put the lady that walked up to you and I put one on a slot

because I thought it looked funny I put one just on the screen That was so fucking funny I was treating I thought they were getting in trouble dude I was just fucking sneezing on them I thought it maybe

would help my chances if you disrespect the slot Yeah absolutely That is dude That is my biggest If you tell What you got to do Is when while the slot is spinning

before it stops, you say, you're a fucking disgusting piece of shit. Squirt out some money for me right now. Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. Oh, dude, it's all about making them squirt. Yeah, the Michelle's got to squirt for you. I mean, every time I said, I think I went a little too hard. I was sitting now saying, you're a stupid slot.

You're a fucking whore. You're a dumb bitch. Squirt for me, monkey. You were saying that a lot. I was saying squirt for me, you little monkey, a lot to these different slots. And they did not, at some point, it's like, it wasn't. fun and sexy anymore to them they found it actually disrespectful yeah you know that I was saying squirt for me you little putrid monkey I'm gonna kill you you little monkey you're my little monkey and

you're gonna make me squirt yep give me the monkey give me the monkey bread you show me monkeys yeah show me monkeys show me monkeys in a row monkeys in a row monkey bonus monkey jackpot yeah yeah yeah that yeah I probably drank a little too much yeah over there yeah oh my god you were we were at that club thing that lady came up to us I thought we were getting in trouble and then she just wanted to dance with Caleb because he was like, you were just fucking I was dressed like pit bull and I got great hips bro, I don't know to fucking tell you. Oh man, you were going off.

I can make my shit move. Yeah. That club was so funny. I played a rockabobabab baby with my hips at the club. Dude, I had like I had an out of body experience there. I was like dub step is awesome. Yeah, I had an out of body experience too. My body teleported to the stage and started

playing music. Yeah. Oh yeah. They played lose yourself. You lost yourself. I did. I unbutting my shirt all the way. yeah lucky ladies that that freaking club gave me an out-of-wallet experience

oh yeah oh my god yeah who's in the pool give me an out-of-money experience damn I wish we could have swam in there

that's the thing we gotta go swimming soon I would love to go swimming dude yeah we need to do that thing I don't own a bathing suit I have to go buy one

what are you wearing one right now look at this is a bathing suit to you can put that any shorts are a bathing suit you got pad to your baggies if you're a man that's a bathing suit

that's an all-terrain vehicle any shorts are a bathing suit yep no yeah any yeah i just bought new i just bought new swim trunks too i bet they got a frog on them you bought a frog on them there's a frog on them there is it like a little kids bathing suit no why does it have a frog on it's an adult bathing suit with a frog on it really yeah a rainforest frog those little green frog a green frog comes from the rainforest everybody knows that well you don't it's a cartoon why would they put that on a bathing put a put a shark put a fish whale or a fish

It's got a frog on it Well don't have that on there Why? I'm not gonna put it A frog doesn't swim What are you talking about A frog doesn't swim It jumps from the lily pad

To the lily pad It like specifically can't fall Under the water It resets the level It has to hit the lily pad I don't even know what you're talking about You don't even know What you're talking about

You don't know Okay It says that they're in Memphis right now Oh wait we have a good one today My frog shorts I'm taking it Your frog shorts are in Memphis Those look like shit.

What are you tired? Those don't look like shit. They got a little green frog on it. You paid that much for a swimsuit? Let me see it. You are stupid. Oh, my God. You're worried about Atlantic City.

You're spending 60 bucks on a swimsuit? Yeah. Oh my God, dude. I've never paid more than $10 for a swimsuit, and I never will. That's true. It's got a frog on it. So, on the transition here, I've been really into the dog man recently. There's a lot of people on a lot of different forums and on Facebook.

who are really fascinated by the dogman, which is accrupted from, I believe, Michigan, which is, if you can't guess, it's a dog and a man combined. Is it half and half? It's like a big dog that stands up like a guy. It's like a werewolf, basically. And there's a lot of,

there's a lot of crossover between people who believe that dog man is real and people who believe that werewolves are real and the government is covering them up. And so I was looking for some werewolf stuff, and I found this website called, I love werewolves.com which it wouldn't let me send these links to myself

over Twitter to look at them because it thought that it was a spam website which is how you know this is going to be a really good list I think well it's not a list I got a few pages here for us to reason this is a list but I have a few different pages that aren't lists and the comments on here are really

are great from these werewolves it's called I love werewolves if I believed in werewolves I'm not sure that I would I would love them so much Well, this is a website that is mainly frequented by people who are werewolves. Yeah. Oh, okay.

And this website was found, you can see in the logo, this website was founded by Werewolf 967 and Buddy. Buddy's, I'm guessing, buddy is either an alter ego or a dog. I think it's got to be a sidekick. Yeah. And before we get into this, I just noticed that there's a, I had it on the sidebar for an article on this website called Johnny Depp says the Chupacabra attacked him. I would like to get some more details on it. Yeah. let's open that up really quick

let's see here let this load a chupacabra attacked Johnny Depp I believe it Johnny Depp was expected at a Japanese press conference name Amber Heard earlier in the week

however to the disappointment of everyone he missed it he had been recovering for being sick however that's not why he told report oh he lied what a fucking so this is just

yeah Johnny Depp's a piece of shit liar there's so many good articles on this website can't stop clicking them this is an article just called abominable snowman and it's just about the abominable snowman look at this i don't fuck with the abominable snowman you would fuck it i don't fuck with much abominable people our first our first our first article we're looking at on i love wherewolves.com is 10 insults to never call a werewolf okay um it would I mean like what what situation would I be in where I to where where were really yeah like yeah

Yeah, like, I mean, like, I don't know what situation I'd be in where I would be, like, trying to talk to a werewolf in the first place, really. Well, here we go. Well, what if it's like you don't know that it's a werewolf? Well, it's like, fine. Like, I got time before the full moon, usually. Yeah. It's like, you make it out of there. Make, like, a Polish joke in front of a Polish guy, and then he tells you, hey, you know, I'm actually Polish.

Yeah, and then you say, yeah, I do like, it's hard to not know you're Polish when you look like that. Yeah. So the very last thing you should ever want to do is insult a werewolf. Werewolves are stronger, faster, and smarter than any human. In a battle, a werewolf would win every time over a human. So the smartest thing any human can do, stay away from the insults. Now, chances are, the werewolf will simply ignore you. Often an insult from a mere human is not worth the werewolf's energy or time.

Every now and then, however, you'll catch a werewolf in a mood where he or she just isn't in the mood to put up with you. With that in mind, you'd be well advised to stay away from the following monocers, which are considered insults to every werewolf. So it just has all 10 in a row right here. I'll read them out here. Puppy. it's the first one yeah that's like calling someone baby that's fucked yeah you can't do that unless it's your

beautiful wife wolf breath that one i think is okay if somebody said you guy breath to me yeah i'd be like okay yeah what else is my breath gonna smell like yeah hairball that one nasty that's just that's not right that pops up when you clean when a cat cleans itself fur face that one that's kind of fucked up that is yeah yeah yeah yeah flea bag oh no no mongrel that one that one's charged that'd be mad i'd be mad if someone called me that yeah i'm not any amount dog yeah mutt that's that one also feels wrong scobby which i think probably is supposed to be scooby then is probably fine dude i would i yeah i i think probably calling a werewolf scooby-doo i think you would get killed instantly you think so yeah i think

that's it what if i mean what if someone came up to you and they were like what's up up, Elvis. He'd be like, yeah, it's a most famous guy. That's what Scooby-Doo is. He's a most famous dog. No, Scooby-Doo is not a were-wolf, though. Scooby-Doo is like the Elvis of dogs, dude. Maybe he's the Elvis, but I don't think he's... That's the thing, dude, it's not a dog you're talking to with a

were-famous fucking dog. If you were talking to a dog, and you called him Scooby-Doo. What's a... Werewolf's a fucking dog. Dude, you better be careful. You better be... I'll say, the where-wolf is a dog. Name us... You can't, dude. Scooby-Doo is the most famous dog.

What about Toto? I don't know who Toto Rintin. Oh. Oh, from the... Lotto is in like one movie Sussie. Scooby-Doo is way more famous than Lassie. Clifter.

Cliffer, the Big Red Dog. This is... All right, purely on... All right, Scooby-Doo, you know what? He's not... Okay, if we're only counting Scooby-Doo cartoons, you're right. Scooby-Doo is Johnny Carson, because he's just, like, like,

decades and decades of hours and hours of him being on TV. Lassie, what? Four seasons of Lassie? Probably a couple movies Beethoven Beethoven A couple movies You know

Airbud Those are different dogs too They kept fucking dying Scooby Doo is a different dog Every time too That's not true Literally every episode It's different dog

That's not true It's not true You guys are just wrong Even Scrappy Duce is more famous Than Scooby Doo nowadays Okay You guys are just trying to make me mad Nowadays

You ever get into like Scooby Doo's Extended family Yeah Yeah you got into them A bunch of dogs what yeah you got into those dogs yeah you found your way into them the family of dogs you got into them you were deep in them you got into their bones like the bones they eat no you were one of the bones and they ate you what you got into them oh okay the last two insults here are kibbles and

fluffy kibbles that's food that's dog names just like calling you if you're if you're a werewolf kibbles is what you call your girlfriend i think i feel like there's way worse things you call a We're a wolf. Yeah, absolutely. Let's up gay werewolf. Yeah. Yeah. What's up, bitch?

Hey, you're fat. First comment here, don't forget dog and doggy. Gur, I'm a wolf, not a dog. It's offensive to call a werewolf a dog. You're a dog. I think it's offensive to call anyone a dog. Yeah. I don't think it just applies to werewolves.

I guess these also apply to women. Yeah. Yeah. You're walking up to a woman at the club. You're using PUA tactics. You say, hey, kibbles. Yeah. What's up?

Hey, scobby. Some of you stupid scobby. Hey, wolf breath. Hey, wolf breath. What's up? Hair face? Hey, wolf breath. Want me to buy you a drink?

Here's a comment from Sarah. That would work. Yeah. Here's a comment from Sarah. My friends slash boyfriend hates when I say good puppy or good doggy. I know my boyfriend hates most of those words. My boyfriend has sharp teeth, green eyes that sometimes turn to blue or gold type of color. He has hair all over his body.

He doesn't like sleeping at night and he stays up. His eyebrows joined together and has hair all over his hands. He gets mad really easy and he only likes. meat. He is also really fast and can run for a long time, and he can hear really good and can see good as well. How many times have I have tried to walk up to him without him knowing and failed? But that doesn't mean he is a werewolf.

My boyfriend's brother thinks he is a werewolf and a vampire. And my boyfriend's dad is like that as well. My boyfriend and his dad has everything that all of you talked about, but they don't go around saying they're werewolves because werewolves are not real. They're only in books and movies and the same goes with vampires. But I don't know about witches because my nana believes in which is, L.O.L. Just saying.

It's a good thing that she said is she was just saying. otherwise I'm glad that she clarified that her boyfriend is not a werewolf at the end Yeah Yeah Because I was ready to everything was leading up to it Yeah my boyfriend wears purple robes Has a tall pointy hat

Uses a wand has a big white beard But he is not a Merlin He is nothing like a Merlin Yeah I disagree that a werewolf would win every battle His battles don't always depend on strength and size Sometimes it is technique and intelligence That determines a fight

I mean take Derek Hale for instance For Watchers of Teen Wolf That said, I love your articles And they really get me into the mood For writing my werewolf novels This article I think rings true Werewolves are double beings They're human and wolf

Would you want to be reminded Of your lineage and hate speak I think we call it being racist Smiley Face Wouldn't it be specious? True Specious I just have

I would kill a werewolf Yeah I mean yeah You're always carrying that silver bullet with you Just in case I would drive it in with my own hand I don't even have a gun Do you guys have any

for a recently turned werewolf, aside for telling me dating a werewolf was a bad idea. My boyfriend accidentally bit me a couple weeks ago, and I've been trying to find someone who can give me some tips on being a werewolf. I got a tip for you. Yeah. Fucking, don't... Yeah? That's my tip.

That's right. No, don't track mud in the house. Yeah, that's disrespectful. Yeah. It's not right. You go outside. play in the mud as a werewolf, you come back in as a human? How are you going to let your boyfriend bite you?

True. Yeah. That wouldn't be your boyfriend no more. Absolutely. I'm not dating no bitch. I got to wear chain mail around it. I'm not doing that. You wouldn't want to wear chain mail?

I would take any excuse I could get to wear chain mail. Yeah, I know. But what if they smell out all my shit? What do you mean? What's shit that I have? What does they smell at? All my shit. that I have your shit.

They might smell your... You know, I got different kind of shit in my house and I don't want no bitch smelling. What do you mean? I've got different kind of shit in my house. I don't want no bitch to walk around smelling and shit. Dude, what if... I would hate dating a werewolf because what if they got the zoomies?

And I was trying to go to sleep and there's running back and forth everywhere. Running on top of the bed. Yeah. Yeah. Run on top of the headboard. Plus, my backup plan has always been mailman. It's a really good pension. Like, that ain't going to be.

I mean, if you, I mean, a mailman wearing chain mail, true, that'd be pretty sick. He would be really cool, actually. Yeah. But he's, he's sending you chain mail. Dude, the chain mailman. Yeah. Plus, a, uh, like, I'm not going to date.

It's a male man, but he only, he wears chain mail, and then he delivers you, like, letters from no return address that say, like, send this letter to 10 other people. Yeah, the clown statue will come to life and slaughter you. No disrespect to extremely hairy women that are covered in hair all over their body, head to toe. But I don't want to. date that.

That's your problem. Hair all over their face. Yeah. Hair all over their entire body. That's a YP. That's not... And you know those teeth are too big. And you know they got teeth in there.

It's true. And you know they bite. Mm-hmm. God didn't give them no sharp teeth for nothing. True. That's the same for soup. It's for human flesh. You think, do you get more...

How many teeth does a wolf have? All right. I don't want a fucking animal. Yeah. But if you had to fuck an animal, or not an animal, If you had to fuck a human animal hybrid, what animal would you most want to be... Probably a human and a human.

No, no, what... That's right. I know the loophole. Probably like an Irish Italian. I think like a... Yeah, maybe like a Russian-Hungarian. I think like a shark. A shark.

I don't know, dude. Something with smooth skin. Yeah. A shark. do not have smooth skin They don't. They have very rough skin. Like a dolphin woman?

Dolphin, dolphin. Oh, that's... Ooh, I just felt something. A dolphin woman? Dolphins are like the horniest animal. Exactly. Oh my God, dude.

My bitch half dolphin. Yeah, but that's the... You gotta keep her in the tub. My bitch a dolphin, she'd be fucking like a bunny. Okay. Okay. Plus she got a bald butt. She's a dolphin.

It's like the opposite of a wolf girl. She got a bald butt. She got a bald butt. Dude, I put grape jelly on it. I'd be up in there like David Baby Boy. All right. Okay. Talking about like dogs and pets and stuff, this is a pivot from this website. Okay, hold on, hold on.

Probably like a, probably like half, half deer. Deer? Yeah, like with it. antlers. It's got, they have like, it's gonna be like tuffs of hair, dude, that's horrible. What are you talking about?

Yeah, hooves. Well, what was half a hoof, half a foot? That's just nasty. Be like a high heel. Huff hands, too. Yeah, well, hold on, hold on. Is it a worse hand job of your life? You didn't even, you didn't even explain, so it's like a hybrid, but is it like a mermaid

situation or is it like? It's basically 99% animal, one percent human. Dolphin. That, wait, one percent dolphin? One percent human. One percent human. I would do like 1% of every animal Because that's got to average

That to something like really nice Oh I'd be so hot Just like all the worst parts It's like a perfect pyramid Yeah Dude I gotta say probably like a Yeah A block of flesh that just inches towards you

It's gotta be for me It's gotta be A naked mole rat sea urchin Oh What's the animals that are famous for having holes on them? Yeah A whale sponge A sea sponge

Sea sponge, half sea sponge, half whale, because I need something to grip on to, let's be real. Plus wart hog. Plus warthog. Yeah. Plus, uh, oh, ant eater. Yeah. Yep.

You know. Yeah, she get all up in, you get all up in that thing. Dude, auntie goes crazy. Eat the ants out your butt. Yeah. Oh, baby. She walks home. She gets home.

Baby, so, I spilled a bunch of ants into my ass earlier. Oh, I sat on a, oh, shit, I was having a, you know, you know what I do. Every day I go out to the park. I have a picnic by myself. Somehow, today, my shorts fell off, and I sat directly, I sat directly on top of an ant hill. A big ant hill? The biggest ant hill? It said, they actually said that the park ranger came up to me and said it was the biggest

ant hill in Central Park history. He says that it's like someone almost moved it there from a different location. It's like, it's like it was being collected. It was being collected for months, just ants, just being, you know, people you build in sand on top of it. There's so many ants in there. I sat directly on top of it. I took that whole thing, like it was a, like a tower. Anyway, is your snout feeling okay?

Are you? How's your snout? Yeah. I just realized I do have one lined up. We were talking about hybrids. This is an article about a very scary hybrid. Oh, my God. This is a hybrid called the vampire demon.

The vampire demon sometimes referred to as vamp demon is a half vampire, half demon hybrid. This type of creature is generally considered extremely evil and dangerous. Pure demons are of non- Coca-Cola sometimes referred to as Coke. This is straight up... Coke cola. This is a human and animal hybrid. Listen to this.

Pure demons are of non-human origin, and some say are actually angels that have fallen out of grace and now serve the devil. Vampires, on the other hand, were once human creatures. When you meet a vamp demon, you are therefore meeting something that is not close to being human and has little empathy for humans or living creatures, the influence of the demon side, as well as little empathy for vampires themselves. This is what makes them so dangerous. In addition, the vampire demons has powers that go beyond those of the vampire.

Combine that with sunlight not being much of an issue for them And their ability to live longer without blood You have a nearly unstoppable creature They're extremely rare Human portrayals of this creature Are that of an extremely evil being But there is some thought That they can mask themselves as humans pretty easily

And don't necessarily all look like the image picture below And the image doesn't work Oh fuck Can you search a vamp demon to see if anything comes up? Yeah The expression bad out of hell Is a good reference to the vamp demon So it's like a meatloaf

Basically Meatloaf does look like a... Oh, my God. Whoa. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Damn, they're scary as hell. This is really scary.

I would not want to run into these. Isn't like a vampire? Oh, what's Buddy say here? That's the comment. Yeah, here we go. Here's the first comment. Whoa, that is U-G-L-Y. Here's a comment here from Menesky Cana Plus.

And they say, can you explain? what on it is? Oh, they're real. And you don't want to cross paths with them, Ether. In my family's history book, I ran across one of my great Gandads journals. He wrote that some do look like part human and bat, but some do have human bodies,

and he drew a pick of it. It was a young girl with fangs, long nails, and her hair. Wow, it was amazing to look at. But he said that they don't kill just for food, but they also just kill to see blood on them and the areas around them. And he said that they are even more dangerous than others that don't look human

because they get irritated, Essily, love the sight of blood, and laughed at pain. But they don't mind killing few living creatures ether. Oh, and the one thing that he put in cap and underlined, they love Poublice places, but they also go crazy if they are around humans too

long. Wow. I mean, a vampire is scary enough, but a vampire that gone crazy. Yeah. Yeah. They're crazy at the Pubez. That's horrifying. Damn. I am a vampiric demon, and it's taken a... What?

What? I already opened that. Fuck you. What? I have that already up in a tab. Just trust his plan. What the fuck are you? doing, dude. I was in the middle of reading a comment. Spoiling everything. And you leave the page for no reason. I thought that... I have that tab open. I didn't know you had it open.

Eat this. You spoiled the fucking finisher. You need to punish yourself. That was the finale. No. Everybody's going to know what you did. Everyone hates you now. I am a vampiric demon and it's taken a long time for Middecy a reference to me and yes, we are very rare and I'm

thankful that Lycons have kept a record of my existence and that is more than I had expected. Oh, that image is a querium. I did Harpy that is puppeteered much like a necromancer's golem. Yeah, I mean, this is, there's, any time you combine two things that are already scary, it's going to be twice as

scary, right? Yeah, mom and dad. Mr. Mom? Yeah. That's the scariest thing you can get. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Mr. Mom is scary. Ghost and... Don't even get me started on Mrs. Dad.

Ghost and chores? Mm-hmm. That's it. It's Casper. Yeah. Ghost dad. Ghost dad. Oh my God. It's the scariest thing you could be.

If you combine a ghost and dad, you get a creature twice as evil. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to move here to this one has a shit ton of comments. Okay. And this is, these are, these are the comments where everyone is figuring out that they're werewolves here. Oh my God. I'm scared that I might realize something about.

Am I a werewolf? This is a, you can, this is a werewolf quiz. It says it's a quiz, but, oh, wait. is it like a is it like scantron because i don't i didn't have a pencil let's see is this an actual quiz here no well the quiz takes you to the test okay wait let's try the test yeah it doesn't work doesn't do anything all right fine we'll just read it oh many of you ask yourselves are are real and if they are how do i know if i'm a werewolf is there an easy way to tell unfortunately there are no easy answer to these questions because no one has come forward and submitted themselves

to scientific investigation. If I was a werewolf, I'd do that immediately. Anyway, but on to the better question. How do you know if you're a werewolf? Well, there is no real way to know. Some of our readers say that when you transform, you remember that you became a werewolf. Some say this is the best way to tell.

The truth is, though, well, some may remember the transformation. For many werewolves, who, once they have become human again, they do not remember being a werewolf at all. Some say that an aversion of silver indicates you may be a werewolf. The truth, though, is that silver is not really bother a werewolf in human form. Some say that the only real way to tell if you're a werewolf is to have someone watch you during a full moon and see if you transform.

The problem here is that some older werewolves can transform when they want to. The other problem here is that if you do transform and someone is watching you, you may never know the answer to the question, am I a werewolf? Because your friend will not survive. Werewolves are not friendly after all.

So basically there's no way to tell if you're a war wolf or not is what they're saying here. That's fucking terrifying, you know? Next full moon. When is it? Let's see, oh, July 23rd was a full moon. That was my birthday. September 20th.

Do you remember your birthday? Wait. Actually. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. You were out, and then nothing in... I could have blacked out drinking, though. It could have been a different thing.

Listen, I know you. I know you wouldn't drink that much, but... It's true. Becoming a werewolf. I don't know. I mean, what else happened that... I mean, I'm drawing a blank. What does it say there?

It says you need to... It says you need to kiss your friend to find out. Which one? it says whichever one is least hair on their head is closest to you yeah it says you need to kiss him and if he likes it then you're okay uh and you're not a werewolf all right is this coming here it didn't work didn't work on my end i don't know about you um i'm not gonna tell you if i liked it or not really yeah it says that you need to do it 5,000 more times okay

Well, now I'm nervous Because I don't remember, one, the last full moon Right Or the full moon in Joel Well, also there was a full moon August 22nd And were we hanging out that night? What had happened?

I don't remember. I don't remember that either. Wait, I don't remember. There was a night a couple weeks ago where I was sitting under a palm tree And I was looking up at the moon And then it A coconut fell on my head

And then I don't remember the rest of that night. Oh, my God. And when I woke up. Let's read some experiences here that people have had. I think some of these might line up with what you guys have experienced in the past few weeks. Okay. The palms of my hand grow hair the size of toothpicks.

And sometimes when I feel threatened, which is rare like my steak. Wait, hold on instinct, I attack. Look at the palms. There's, oh, my God. There's so much hair on me. I've ripped flesh of bone and brought the strongest to their feet. I've done that. Wait, that sounds like something I would do.

I have tasted blood and want more. No one has stoked me and no one will. This sounds a lot like us. Yeah. I've never been stoked. I am the alpha and deserve respect and fear. Oh, that's me for sure. Yeah, that's you to a tea.

Or someone else dies and it won't be me. This is Luna Wolf. Remember the name because someday if you're just so unlucky, you'll one day find me. Boiling and hungry. So sleep well and don't let the monster bite. Why would you give, I would say, so sleep well and let, please let the monster bite. I want to bite you.

I want to be the biters so bad. Please. And sleep well, and don't look under your bed right now. There's nothing under there. Don't look. Sleep well, and keep your window wide open. Remember, the way to stop a werewolf is keep your window wide open and keep a pie on the windowsill. That's a good idea.

Yeah. Maybe a blood pie. Yeah. Everything is bad. I'm nine. I'm a werewolf. My friend looks like a werewolf, like wired, but I still will not turn into a werewolf until I'm 14 or 17. I still got life, but it's hard to control my anger and hunger.

I want blood. I still control my fister. I'm not sleepy at night in a full moon. I'm out of control. Then I get tired when it's back to half moon, and I'm sleepy. I was scared of dogs then, but no more. My eyes get a little red when my tummy hurted. Just the middle bit.

I'm not cold when I'm not polly. The spells are not real. I said it, but I knew it was not real, but then I'm a werewolf. That is a scary kid. Yeah. That's a haunted jockey. child that's also making me it's also making me think maybe yeah maybe i am a werewolf i think you might be a werewolf i'm thinking i mean let's look at the same let's think of the symptoms yeah

my sister your sister my sister is hungry yeah yeah i got i'm covered in hair right now but i mean every night you you you don't remember yeah you have um i have a full moon on my birthday. Right. Scary. That's terrifying. It was the buck moon. No.

Uh-huh. Not the buck moon. And the next one is the harvest moon. No. Harvest, that's scary. What if you harvest blood? That's true. What if I do harvest blood?

I don't know. I have to keep this. Hold on. What was the other moon? Here, wait, here we go. Sturgeon moon. We got a symptoms list from his last one. We got a symptoms list from William right here.

Oh, perfect. Okay. All right. It's actually a symptoms list. Oh, I don't know if I have any symptoms. I used to be. weak, nerdy, not that good with girls, and not cool. Now, here's where the bullet points start.

Yeah. I became stronger. Way strong that I ever was before. I've tried lifting weights, and I'm way stronger. Plus, I have lifting weights gym class, but my friends don't suspect nothing. Wait, I recently became stronger, I decided. All of my senses became better. I can smell things from far away, and I can hear things, too.

My fangs are sharper. Even when I talk, you can see my fangs. Wait, hold on. I think there might be a car outside. Do you guys smell that? I think, uh... I think there might be car, maybe a lot of cars. I think there's a mailman delivering mail.

Oh my God. I think a wave just crashed on the beach. I think a dog just barked and I smelled their breath. Guys, I don't want to alarm you, but there's a crack in the surface of the moon. No. Oh, my God. Your neighbor's making pico de gallo. With chips.

They're making, they bought the chips, though. On a plate. Yeah. plate is class. And a nacho cheese sauce. And they're not wearing shoes. And they're inviting us over to help them eat at all. My nails

grow faster and they are stronger. My reflexes are a whole lot better than before. I accidentally used my reflexes during class. People just stared at me. Oh man. I used my reflexes during class. I used my reflexes. I blew my cover. I've grown mussely. I'm like 100% more confident than before. I am

not shy anymore. I am good with girls. I can talk to them way smoother. Girls are attracted to me. Even my friends have told me the way girls look at me. I get anger very quickly, short temper. I didn't used to be like this, but I can't handle my anger and I calm myself down. I am faster when I run. Tried running while I walk my dog. My dog couldn't even keep up with me. I like the dark. I didn't used to be like this. For some reason, my room is more colder than the others. I've heard that this only happens when there is something evil or otherworldly in the room, meaning me. Now when I dream, I can manipulate them. I don't sleep a lot

at night. I mostly sleep during the day. Every time during the full moon, I feel different and I just can't stop staring at it like today when i am angry i am way stronger more than before yeah that sounds like me it does sound it sounds like me too yeah i've become right way stronger than i was before yeah and i'm much smoother i'm more confident too yeah when i'm talking oh yeah i mean i'm not i'm not smooth yeah i don't think i'm smooth at all but i think maybe uh well smoother than before come on you're smooth you got this no i'm not you know here give me a kiss i'm way hairier i mean Oh. I was smooth.

Now I'm too hairy because all this lichenthropy. That's so true. I hate lichenthropy. Oh, my God. It's such a curse. What else do we got here? Here's two comments in a row from Suzette. Okay, Suzette.

I'm a werewolf. What about you guys? Also, once I ate a whole pig. Yeah, it was in Hawaii. I ate a whole pig. Yeah, I was at a Dixie Stampede. I ate an entire pig. I'm pretty much a werewolf.

Okay, I am a werewolf and I'm 11. But if you have a kill list, werewolf or not, you're messed up, even if you're a werewolf. And actually, it's only movie werewolves that are extremely psychopathic. I'm a werewolf and I'm a peaceful person.

I would say I'm less scared of werewolves than I was going into this website because so many of them seem to be nine or 11. Yeah. I think maybe this is like PBS kids for werewolves. Maybe we got to look up, can you look up this website for me? Weirwolf.

XXXX. We'rewolf. Exxxx. Uh-huh. Okay. Weirwolf. Sexy. Okay.

Nothing. Look up sexy werewolf. Dot com. Yeah. How about this? No, I want to see going to... Oh, my God. Female werewolf art.

Female werewolf art. That's dangerous. Yeah, can we pause recording for a minute? Sure. Okay. Okay, we're back. We're back. We're looking at sexy werewolves.

I feel a lot more relaxed right now, actually. Yeah, I don't know why. I feel like I feel drier. I feel like my skin and all the moisture from my body is kind of like gone. Yeah, yeah. I feel like there's one part of my body that there's like a weird film on that I can't get off if I use hot water. Yeah. And it's, uh, it's, it smells like chlorine in here now.

Yeah, it's really weird. Is there? Did you get a pool installed? Yeah. Yeah, I think I might have got a pool installed by accident. I think realizing it. Yeah, that's what we had to take a break to let the pool guy in. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's it. That's it. Let's see. Let me see if there's any more werewolf comments on here. I think that we really might be a werewolves altogether. Yeah. I'm starting to believe it. I am always warm.

I found out when I was, I was 56 degrees Celsius, which is possible for a human. And with my canines being huge and my balance is really good. I've managed to read minds, predict the future, and interact with my spirit, which is a wilf. I have always admired wolves, and every time I'm near a dog, I have a connection. Woman, I'd like to fuck. My friend said her dig is shy and won't go to anyone.

As soon as I stepped in the room, it came to me. I'd like to be an alpha, but I know I don't have the responsibility to, so I'm a lone wolf for now. Hope you guys find out if you're a wolf or not, but let me tell you, there are lots of us, but it's hard to tell who are these days. If you need more information, visit Experience Project. They will find you real were wolves,

and to my knowledge, wherewolves are friendly. It's just they're scared of being a lab rat. So that's why they come across as aggressive. That's all I have to say. Love you all. Sorry for the spelling errors. My spell checker is awful. Hi, I think I am a werewolf because if I get really mad, I growled and have growled at my sister a lot.

I mean, this is not a one-time thing, and I have a lot of hair on my arms and legs, and I love meat. I don't know about Ro Mean, though. I like to stay up late, and I love the moon. And I'm really working hot all the time. What's Ro Mean? Yo, this, I think Patrick might have left this comment during our break. OMG, me and my BFF tried it and had all the side effects. Did you just leave that?

I did just leave that comment Under the name Alexa Well I was saying Hey Alexa can you comment on I love where it was it all up Yeah Yeah It's like when the

When you try to say send to Siri And then it puts send it At the end of your message I don't use Siri man I've done that a few times I still got my hands Why do I need Siri? I'm like making dinner or something

Or making a sandwich Dinner or a sandwich sandwich for lunch So either dinner Or a sandwich. Or sandwich for lunch. And you've got to use Siri. Because you've got these ingredients in your hands.

Oh, I mean, I don't want to put my ingredients down. Just put your ingredients down. Just put your ingredients down. No, you just take a break. You got to take care of your... You're so addicted to me. You won't let it leave your ingredients, dude. You are a werewolf because you're greedy.

Wherewolves. There's the last comment I'm going to read... A stereotype of werewolves. Now it is. Why? Because of you? No. Greedy-ass werewolf?

You're going to... Wait, you're going to make a generalization. Werewolves are terrible at gambling, too. It doesn't say that. It just said that, yeah. No, it says, don't trust sites. None of us went on any sites you. No.

And that's Zelda, Closs said that. Here's a comment from a real werewolf. Hey, I'm a wolf, and I love pasta more than chicken, but not deer. You cannot eat the sweet taste of deer, raw or cooked. Raw deer. You're a raw deer? If you're a werewolf, you got to eat some raw deer. I guess you're right.

You know what? I bet the best feeling ever is when you, like, when you're a werewolf, you eat raw meat, you get that blood mustache. Yeah. Oh my God. That's when you know you're satisfied. You just leave it in there all day. All right.

All right. Now the one that no one will expect, no one's going to see this coming. Yeah. Big finale. I thought it wasn't ruined by anybody. Werewolf name generator. You put in your first and last name and it's going to give you a werewolf name.

Now that we know we're werewolves. Hold on. What? Scroll down a little bit. Scroll down what? It's a video of the name generator. Well, click the purple text there because there's another one that you can do. You are not.

a vampire. Okay, we'll do both. This is where it, dude, this is what happens. When you get all those symptoms, there's two paths you can go down. Either the werewolf or vampire, and it depends on which name is better. Okay. So let's see. Patrick's see. Patrick's werewolf name. Come on, get his name.

Did it not work? It went away. I don't think it worked. Wait, try it again. Get my name. what what try a different browser it says I don't have a different browser do I

yeah you got Microsoft Edge yes sir all right we gotta see yeah there's better fucking work oh man I mean Microsoft Edge I'm a werewolf name generator great uh great

can ask me right now great site here Patrick Doran Blood Lusterson Blood Lusterson Blood Lusterson I'm gonna wait to see what this one says Oh wait that's a werewolf or that was a vampire one.

Come on. It's not working? It's not working. This is because you clicked it. No, you fucker. Fine. I'll do a vampire. I'll do a werewolf one.

Ready? Look at me. What's your name? You know my name. Dog Watterson. Dog Watterson. Cam, what's your name? Cameron.

Fetter. Bone Etersson. All right. Give me another name. I got this. All right. Uh, fucking. Caleb Pitts

Big Tetherson Roy Sheeter Hare Doggerson Okay Barack Obama Four legs Four legs Obama

Four legs Obama Yeah Michael Redd What about Michelle Obama? Michelle Obama Um Four legs Obama Wait no

Hold on hold on I'm looking up Okay We'rewolf name generator Yeah here I got it Right here I got a werewolf name generator

I'll get a different one, too. Okay. We're going to have a lot of options here. This one... Plus you have me. I'm like the other option. The first one I clicked gave me 10 random names. Plus, I'm basically a generator myself.

So here's 10 random names. These are the 10 werewolf names that gave me right off the bat. All right, read them out. Okay. Bosch. Clovis. Roll-dald. Grout.

Okay, here. We're going to do this quiz together. Gat. This is a what's your, what's your We'rewolf name quiz, 10 questions. Okay. For the most part, are you more or less hairy than most? I'm way hairier than a lot of people.

Do maximum were average, though. No, no way. Altogether? I mean, on average, fine. I'll do on more hairy. I have enough hair to like keep Caleb warm. I have some hair on my body, but my head is none. What type of jewelry are you most likely to wear?

I could have an afro? Yes. What type of jewelry are you most likely to wear? Costume, right? Yeah. Got to be costume. Okay, let's see here. Next question.

In a dark alley, you'd be most afraid to bump into a werewolf. A vampire. My ex, dude. Yeah, my ex. My ex. Next question. When the moon isn't full, you're someone who is very intelligent. Yeah.

Definitely intelligent. Three smarty pants. Yep. What do you do during a lunar eclipse? Is they dance? Freak out. Freak out. Freak out.

Freak out on the dancing. Definitely freak out. How would you describe your friends in one word? Matured. Weird. What? Weird. Yeah, you two are my friends.

Oh, what the hell? Do you tend to feel a lot of empathy towards others? Absolutely not. No, not really. Definitely. Let's see. When bad things happen to you, do you see them as a curse? Yes.

Yeah, often feel cursed. Next question. Come on. Romantically speaking, are you someone who enjoys dating? I absolutely love it. I absolutely love it. Next question. All right, this is the last question.

Make it count one. Things don't go your way. Who or what do you blame? The moon. The moon. My parents. The moon. The moon.

The moon. No, it's the moon. The moon. No, it's the moon. The moon. Result. All right. We're a wolf name.

This is all of our werewolf name together. Bellvina. See this? Why not? Okay. It's not even like anything about like water bowls or bones here. This is stupid.

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