Podcast About List - Ep. 169 - Game Boy Never Bored Again

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

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Come in, come in, come in, and we see a butt. All the counts to the ball list. Every crap monster. You know, you know, when you've been really gassing, you've been sitting in your room, like, all day long? Yeah. And then you go to the kitchen, you get some water. And you come back, and you just smell, like, a...

Yeah, you haven't even farted in, like, an hour when you're in time. It's just still in there. I just bought these two... It smells so bad. You know those, like, gel, like, the things, like the glade, like, gel things? Yeah, the volcanoes? Yeah. About two of those, and then, like, these two things that, like, you stick onto, like, the wall.

You went hard. That says last, like, 60 days. Yeah, because my room smelled like farts. So I, like, left and then just, like, pot a bunch of, like, air fresheners to make it not smell. That's so dominating, though, when you bring somebody over to your house and you've been gone all day. It's like, why does it smell good? And it still smells like farts. Oh, I thought you were saying, like, like.

Like, why does it smell good? It's so dominating. You have a nice smelling room. Well, this smells too good. It smells too good. It's clear that you're covering something out. Yeah. You know what the best?

If it smells just like laundry, then it's like, okay. This guy's never farted. I'm going to start boiling fabuloso. If I get a pair of pants clean, they smell like laundry for about 90 seconds when they're on my body. And then I take them, I'll take them on. They're immediately dirty because of my stork. think and my stench. Me too.

Yeah. And my spells are there too. Oh, you do? I told you about the, I didn't do laundry for like a month. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, I mean, my clothes smell good now, but there was like, like, probably like a week where I was just, you know, coming to hang out and just smelling like.

What's your, what's your limit on a, on a, on a shirt and a pair of pants? I mean, a pair of pants, I'll rew, it's harder because, like, if I'm sweating them when I'm skating. Yeah. You know, a pair of pants, like 10 months. Honestly, yeah, like six months maybe. Yeah, a pair of pants. A shirt. A shirt.

Yeah. A shirt, like, like, if I'm, if I'm being really lazy and disgusting, probably like three days on a shirt, if I'm just sitting at home all day. Well, it depends. If it gets a stain. I don't sweat like you. That's true, yeah. Yeah.

And if I'm wearing a shirt multiple days, because I'm literally just sitting in one place for three days. I mean, I do a lot of laundry because I, like, I don't know. I go out of escape too much. But I didn't do. You just told us you didn't do it. I mean, I also never fart, too. I never fart. I mean, I have a bunch of clothes is what I mean.

You do have a lot of clothes. Yeah, I have two, I just bought, like, I realized I only had two jackets so that I went out and bought four jackets. Yeah, you remind me of a store. Yeah, you are kind of like a store. You're always getting new items and selling other items. Yeah. Yeah. And, like, there's customers, too.

Yeah. A cash register. You always got mag. Now I think about it, you always got mad customers in your crib. And your open and close sign, it'd always be changing. True. I guess that's true. What's that about?

Yeah. I guess that's right. That's right. You do kind of strike me as a guy who's going to turn 50 and open up like a... You do kind of strike me as a store. A little bit. You kind of... I've always thought of you as a store.

There's something about you. Maybe it's like... Oh, wait. Oh, it's my big red circle. It's your big red circle. Yeah. Yeah. It might be the automatic doors and self-checkout.

It might be the things in the windows of you. Right. The price tags. The mannequins in the windows of you It really reminded me of a store And you know their new Come on And you know I got no clothes on them

Speaking of things in the window I got an update on Wally the alligator Okay Somebody me and Jubia We were streaming last night Someone comes in the stream Says I live in that town I've seen that fucking alligator like 50 times

Yeah And I was like tell me more He says apparently The guy who Owns Wally Also owns like a little shop where they just sell dildos, bongs, and Donald Trump flags, and Wally sits like a mannequin in the window of the shop to get people to come in.

He just, like, sits there all day. Wow. So now I have a pilgrimage. Yeah. Is that where you're going? I think I have to, right? Like, Islam, dude. I think I have to do my...

What? Islam. What? You say it like that? Islam, dude. That's what it's called. What do you guys say? Why did you say it, like, it...

It's long. Islam. You're saying it like it's long. Islam is long. Islam is long. Why is it? Islam. Why are you saying it so long?

Islam. Islam. I'm Muslim. There's a cube. You're going to go there. It just makes sense. You got to see the cube. You got to kneel in front of the cube.

You got to say hi to the cube. I do. Do you kneel in front of the cube? Huh? Do you kneel in front of the cube? I think you probably kneel when you pray. I think you gleeing the cube. I think the thing is that it's cool about Islam is that the cube, you don't get,

you don't have like a card where they check to see if you're actually Muslim, right? So you can just go see the cube. Yeah. You just got to wear the white stuff. You know they have a meteorore inside there? Yeah, they climb there's a meteor. I, dude, I just want like. That's like like literally the coolest thing in any religion ever.

A cube with a meteor inside that you have to go visit. That's why doesn't Christian, I wish we had, the closest thing that we have. honestly was like when I was growing up the Statue of Liberty that was like every person No you know what the cool

the cool like Christian thing is relics Like like old saints Yeah like a saint's bones and stuff That stuff's cool That's the cool part of But like that's a Catholic Like yeah Protestantism hasn't

It's too new It doesn't have anything cool There's nothing ancient about it You know There's like Jesus shit My grandma That's all shared with all the other fucking religion My grandma

Your grandma's ancient. Your grandma's, I did go see your grandma quite a few times from running up. I don't even know why I said that. Ha ha. Ha ha. I'm kicking you out of Islam. Yeah? Yeah. You're banned.

Don't say good. It's a beautiful religion. Yeah. What's your problem with them? I'm a apostopharian because I think all religion is hocus pocus. You think it's hogish-pocus? I've been flip-plopping between becoming Reddit atheist and very trad-cath. I don't know which.

one is more annoying you're going to become tradcath I'm going to be very annoying are you going to become tradcath dime square you fucking idiot

I'm going to do Reddit atheism and I'm going to do Radcath I'm going to do I honestly hope a trucker kills you

yeah I swear to fucking God I hope you get completely just just meat grinded by the front end of a Peterbilt

I don't I do that'd be so yeah and you're sitting there you're smoking a fucking camel blue talking about being trad catat at Dime Square

and some guy just turns you in a mush Anyway, I think I'm going to become traditionally Catholic. Now that's be pretty cool I'm going to become Trad Muslim dude Yeah, yeah, I'm going to get real Which one's more annoying? I just finished reading Dune and I feel like I'm ready to become

White Muslim or traditional Catholic guy? No, white Muslim's cool as hell White Muslim is so sick, dude It's awesome. If I became white Muslim as a bald guy that's literally what dune is about like that's finished yeah so cool man it's so sick it's about he becomes white Muslim and Hitler

that's the story arc that's what they're doing to timie shallomay literally yeah they need to finish the dune like series so that they can make him white Muslim hitler I thought he was a good guy no no no he's very evil is not a good guy

yeah come on it's a whole thing about obviously okay here's a good guy in dune the worm Yes What? Really? Yeah Texas is a

A worm is a Baron Harkonan Yeah Barron Harkon Patrick likes what he does to kids in the book Oh fuck I forgot about that

God damn it Seems like you liked it Because he's the villain And I forgot that They just made The villain of Dune Just like a gay floating pedophile Yeah

So everybody's bad in the movie There's not a good guy There's no good guy in Dune Except the worm The worm Sounding pretty cool The worm is cool They should make a movie

About him Call it Worm Yeah Yeah Yeah, they should be mostly worm. No. No. Do they ride the worms?

They do. What, dude? I got to fucking read this book. Dude, it's so good. You've never seen the original, the lynch dune? No. Well, it took me three times to try and finish it. It's kind of boring.

Yeah, it's terrible. You should read the book. The book's really good. I watched half of the Jodorowski dune, the documentary. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and that guy's cool as fuck. He's cool. He's just like, the movie was going to be baby.

The movie was going to him was so good. Everyone's like, he's a genius. He's a fucking genius. He did that thing where he was like for the, um, what is it, the inkill? Incal, the, his deal, like, comic. Like, he was doing this thing recently where he's like, I'm going to announce the director soon. Like, it's going to blow your mind who's directing this and it was Tycho Wittiti.

Yeah. So funny. So funny to tease that for like a period of time. Like, not just, that's something you just have to come out and say. Yeah, yeah. You can't get people hyped. Yeah. You got to say, like, I mean, who.

Who even is a director that would have been worth the hype? I mean, him. I guess he's like 100 years old. I think he's like 97. Jodorowski. Yeah. Yorowski. It is funny that Tycho Wattiti was first like, I'm going to adapt Akira.

And then he's like, no, you know what? Like, people get mad if I do that. I'll do a Jodorowski comic instead. The coolest thing about that Jodorowski guy is his like most famous movie. It's just like him and his son who's completely naked, just like hanging out for an hour and a half. Yeah. Yeah, he's a cowboy. His son is a naked little boy

when he's a wiener out the entire movie. And they just walk around. He's like, my son of penis was very funny in the movie. Very cool. I want to become eclectic, I think. I think I'm going to become eclectic. Ecclectic?

I think I'm going to become. Eccentric or Ecclectic? I think I might be both. Yeah. But that's also one of my eclectic and eccentric works is not knowing the difference. Yeah. I think I might become.

I thought I've, I thought I've been doing that. turns out it's just a mental disorder yeah what which disorder that's not eccentric no no no no order you need to be to be eccentric you need to really hurt people's feelings yeah yeah i think i think i'm gonna start flipping people off more i'm like basically the most eccentric guy like like in the city no i'm becoming a white muslim right now oh keep go good a boop that's my language oh yeah be hey is this like uh is there any like classes i have three language centric at this at this uh yeah ucb oh that's right yeah that'll make you so weird yeah you'll walk out of

there keep new york weird that's what i always say you'll walk out of there you'll be at the pizza place we'll be like what do you want to order you're coming right out of an improv class and you'll say i don't know a huge poop a chocolate pizza uh a chocolate chocolate pizza with Hershey kisses on it do you have that yeah we actually we actually have that it's called the cookie pizza then. Okay. That's kind of weird. Now I'm going to drive my car. Hello? Hello? Oh, no. This is just a banana. I'm the banana phone guy. So now I'd like my free pizza because I just paid you in performance. Here is a coupon. You have to take this. Yeah, yeah. Here's my real money. Just like the, just like ending up your head. Okay, here's one.

million dollars sir they're like yeah we can't take that you're like oh okay yeah great scene partner yeah cool yeah cool thank you yeah you yeah you guys remember that video i'm writing a call out post about you yeah terrible never gonna work in this pizza shop ever again you guys remember that video that it's like the improv performers and like the other one one of them calls the other guy nine 11 beard and the guy freaks out so hard that he leaves the room the guys there's so many freaks and like improv and shit and you see like in every improv class there's always like one guy who uh every time he's in a scene with like a female like he picks her up a female person he's sitting there and they're like okay start the scene and he goes up he's like uh hi i'm a professional

pussy eater and i'm here to eat your pussy and then everybody goes don't stop doing that and then he just keeps doing it every single class too cool yeah there's always there's always someone who like literally can't, like there's a mental block that they can't not do stuff like that. Yeah, the episode of the office where Michael Scott keeps having the gun, that guy doesn't exist, but the guy who his gun is that he's a sexual predator is in every single class. Yeah. It's so cool. Yeah.

What a beautiful art that is. Yeah, it is. As a white Muslim, I'm like, that's like, I think one of the big pillars. Right. Yeah. His improv is evil. I thought you were going to say one of the big pillars of Islam is improv. Improv.

It's improv, uh, graffiti, uh, knowledge. That's big. Improv, graffiti, knowledge, where to get the best, uh, curtains for your apartment. Yeah. And, uh, basically just chilling. Well, and a square hat. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Well, that's, that's just the uniform. That doesn't like go into the pillars. I want that square hat so bad. Yeah. It's so cool. It fixes any head shape. Yeah. Yeah.

I would like to join a religion where I can. wear a knight's helmet every day. You can be a templar. In my religion, I would love to be a templar. In my religion, pacifarianism, you can wear a colander on your head. Yeah, my jousting lance shall strike thy head from thine shoulders. And I'm going to pray to, I'm going to pray to Muhammad to shoot you with a laser. Yeah.

He's got a laser, I know that. He's got everything, dude. I know. He's practically God Jr. Yeah. God Jr., God Jr. God Jr. You're not allowed to see what he looks like

Because he was He was an awesome creature He was a what He was a creature I don't know if we can continue this bit And he looked like this Can we just reverse You can't draw him

But you can say what he looked like You can't say I don't think he can say what he looks like He had a cherubic face And he had a corn pop He looked exactly He had a corn cop pipe And a bun nose

He looked exactly He looked exactly like the puppet from Saw That was what he looked like I don't think this is a good move for us He looked like Cheezosaurus Rex He did And he would skate on cheese All through the Middle East

And everybody's like What the fuck? That guy's like God's Junior right now There's gonna be a fatwa on us It's not gonna be a farttoa on you Pretty soon when I fart on your mouth This is not good I'm declaring a

fart twas on Patrick. If you see him, you have to fart on him. No, don't do that because someone will really do it. Well, that's why I'm hoping somebody. If someone comes, okay, if you don't have the self-respect, if a stranger that farts on you, like if you don't have the self-respect to punch them in the face, that's on you. That's not on me. That is on you. If you see

Patrick, please go, if you're crazy, please fart on him. Please. Come up to him while he's skating. He bends over to pick up his board. You just fart in his face. I will fucking hit them with my trucks. Good. That's a big step for you. I've always wanted to do that.

You've never... You're a truck smacks someone? What's wrong with you? I always wanted to truck smacks somebody. Dude, it's... Now I'm instituting a gunwaw on you where somebody has to use their gun on you. Dude, it's so, like, it's so sick. Like, I've seen it in a movie.

Truck smacking? Is that what they call it? Yeah. You grab it by the other truck and just kind of like swing it. I got to say that would hurt. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be bad. Yeah, it's metal and wood.

The two types of bats combined into one. Oh my God, it's a super bat. And wheel. Yeah. And polyurethane. Yeah, dude, that's a serious bat. Yeah. It's true.

Probably one of the scariest bats of all time. Besides, hey, Dracula in his bat form. Well, you think that's the scariest one, but which one do you see more often? Dracula in his bat form. Really? Yeah, he's in my window most nights. Oh, damn. I'm sorry, man.

Yeah. It's kind of annoying. Yeah. He's always asking to hang out. He's always tapping on the window. He says, hey, can I come in? Say, like, maybe tomorrow, man, because I don't want to be, like, rude. Yeah.

I mean, you can't just be like, no. Yeah, he is a dark board. Yeah, it's like every few hours. Where did the thing that Dracula can only be, he has to be invited in? Where'd that come? He's like really awkward, low-key. Yeah. Like, he doesn't, he's the kind of guy who, like, he, like, doesn't get invited to stuff.

And he sits around and it's like, man, like, I feel like I don't have any friends, but if he reached out to people, they'd be like, kind of like, come on, come out. But he just kind of like, you know. He just, like, doesn't make that extra effort to, like, actually be social. He doesn't, like, put himself out there. I do. I do like to think that maybe that rule was like Dracula was trying to go into someone's house and he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't come in here unless I invite you. You know, it was maybe somebody's house rule that he thought was a rule about. And he's like, ah, shit. This is a rule for it. I just turned into a damn Dracula. I don't know. I don't know any of these goddamn rules. What happened was he saw like a cheeky, sarcastic welcome mat that was like, you're not welcome in here. And he was like, oh my God.

And he kind of got into that about it. Words have a sort of power. back then true that's where magic came from the penis mightier than the sword it's true the penis oh I'm seriously just getting that the power of words whoa I love wordplay so much yeah watch this abracadabra what just happened oh my god what did you took away all of his words that's what he took away all this goddamn words he can't even speak anymore Alecazam What the fuck is that, babe?

I'm back, okay, I'm back on normal again. I'm back to being normal, thank God. I feel like I do, how much do you guys believe in magic? I said this before, I don't think magic. I think energy. Oh, no, energy. Do you think we can maybe, like, try to harness it sometime? I think we could, I think we should get, like.

I think we could write a spell book. Oh, I think I got rid of my. Oh, fuck, that's such a good idea. Handbook of Witchcraft. I don't know if I still have it. We need to create like 100 and our own our own type of like chaos magic thing. Yeah.

I think we could develop. We should just get a sigil making. Huh? Cigils. Yeah, we can make sigils too. That could be part of it. Is that a crystal? No.

Oh. It was like a ruin that you draw. Then it'll be like, yeah, sigil to dispel nightmares. Stuff like that. Smiley face? Smiley face, that could be a good sigil to spread happiness. That's a good idea.

Yeah. I'm maybe a monkey A monkey face Maybe That could be, yeah, a sigil for silliness Sigil for ultimate bananas Yeah For getting tons of bananas in your life

A dollar sign could be a good sigil A pokey ball Pokey ball Yeah For sigil for ultimate randomness Yep Yeah A

Big L Yeah that's your sigil All right. Sigil for a New York hip-hop. Sigel to become Caleb. A big L. Was he New York? Fuck.

No Kip. No Kip. No Kip. No Kip. No Kip. No Kip. Let me get a bikin-k and cheese. Yoki Kiki way.

Okay. Kip. Kip. Chips cheese? Chips cheese. Chips, please. No Kip. No kip. No kip.

No kiz. Let me get a chip cheese. Come on, Ok. Let me get a Let me get a big and a chicken cheese You're up your way On a rule You already know their vibes

Salt pepper ketchup mayo Gotta get the beve Gotta cop the biv Got a cop the biv You already know what it is You got Lucy's Come on, Okay

Ock Hey Eck Eick Let me get a Let me get a chipch A chipch please You can have a Euro

Yeah bro Can have a Euro Extra white sauce Can have a Euro at your white sauce. I would love to be the New Zealand ox. The New Zealand ox are just guys like us.

Yeah. He's American dudes. Yeah. She's there. Just chopping it up. Chipping it up. Chipping it up. Chippin it up the cheese.

Chipping it up with ick. Yeah. I'm chipping it up in the baby ship. I'm at the baby shop. Chipping it up. I'm at the baby ship. Babyship. We're in the babyship.

She's your top five. Who's your top five? Top five. Who's your goat? You get You get it You get it You already know the voids

If it's in New Zealand Wouldn't it be The sheep What? Who's your sheep? Who's your sheep? Who's your sheep? Who's your sheep of all time?

Only in Auckland Oh whoa Auckland That's where they come from That's where Ock comes from That's what they say The Ocky way The guy from New Zealand

Goes into A bodega asks for something the hockey way he gets at the hockey way he goes no this isn't what i is for yeah i wanted it the oakland way that's pretty good yeah yeah new zealand guy in new york is pretty funny to me yeah yeah imagine if that happened imagine if two new zealand guys lived in new york and they sang songs i mean like you know like cool new zeal imagine how crazy their fan would be too yeah oh my god and they would have a crazy manager who works at the god The guy who works at the fruit stand being rude to them.

Oh, yeah. But then it turns out many years later that he was actually... I think I love their song about robots as well. Yeah, I think I might love all their songs. Yeah. And I think I might often get them confused with Bo Burnham if they did that. That was my favorite show when I was a little. Really?

Yeah. You must have been so annoying. Yes, I was. That's cool. You know, my favorite show was? You don't think I'm annoying now? No. No, you're my good friend.

I would never call you annoying. You don't think the pet's continued on into my adult life? Fuck, no. Come on, dude. I'm just trying to get people to fart on you. It's not like I don't dislike you. I just want to see you smell. Yeah.

I don't dislike you. I just want to see you in pain. I'm praying on your smell fall. Your downy fall. You're going to have to watch your damn clothes. You know what? Have you guys ever seriously considered getting one of those pads that makes your fart smell good? Yes.

Me too. Every day. I've honestly been like maybe. This morning, especially. It's like a litter, it's like a fucking, like a pad that a woman wears for her vagina, but it's a... Oh, come on. What? It looks like that.

Well, don't say that. Why? Don't say vagina. Oh, okay. For her thingy. Okay. And when it goes weird, and it sits on your butthole, and it's like a filter, it's like a hipa filter, but it, like, turns your farts into, like, a good smell. It has, like, a fragrance of it.

Yeah, but I bet, like, I don't know, with the... What if you accidentally put it on backwards and it makes some smell even worse? That's a good point. What if you get a hemorrhoid and then you can get blood on it? Then I think it's doing its job. Yeah. I've been so, I have one right now. I've been so scared of like farting blood.

Like a snot bubble? Yeah. You're serious? Like a big blood bubble. You're worried about farting out a blood bubble. Yeah. That floats out of my like back. Like in little rascals.

It just pops up out. out of your pants. Pops on like... It flies you see you watch it. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's not here.

It goes out the window and floats down and like a beautiful restaurant. It floats down Fifth Avenue just it hits Imrata in the face like a big bubble gum

just pops. She's covered in red. Oh, sorry. Oh. That's my hemorrhoid fart. I can't believe I remember my blood bubble fart was that.

Yeah. Not me. She just goes like It was you And he's more like Hemroida Whoa Oh my god

But if you had that pad The bubble would be clear and beautiful And when it popped on Emrata She'd marry you Yeah she'd say Who was that It was you And then she'd probably suck your dick

Yeah it smelled so good When it popped all over me Is that your bubble that popped on me Say your stinky bubble That bubble smelled so good It's like a clear bubble but you can see like green gas

inside it while it's floating floating around and then it pops in her face yeah it looks like the remember all from

Harry Potter she becomes it's like it's like the Palantier from Lord of the Rings and has Sauron's eye in it it's like roiling fog

with like a burning red eye and it's seeking out Emerada down the street it's like swerving around homeless women She's just running Yeah

Whatever her heels breaks She just looks back It just swallows her hole Yeah And then she falls in love with you You get to swallow her hole I'm worried that that's going to happen Because I have a hemorrhoid

That exact situation is going to happen Is that Emerita falls in love with you It becomes your fart slave She's not going to become my fart slave What the hell are you fucking talking about If she likes it she would I would never have a fart slave why not

you know why I've seen your fart I've seen your fart gear you might already have one nah you might have a I saw your I saw your butt to face tube

I would have a fart employee alright you'd pay them that's what a fart slave is you pay them they love it yeah they're a voluntary slave

I saw your butt straw in your room I know what you're up to my butt's draw yeah yeah I saw your butt snorkel mask where they put the tube right

and then they just I saw, I saw, I saw your, your, your, your, your, your stink amplifier. It's a box of Cheetos. Yeah, I saw in your closet, you have a giant box, like the, like, when, like, when they buy dog food in bulk, like a huge, just, like, like, tank and it says fart food on it. And next to that, it has that, like, lid that pops, like, this little circle. On my floor, on my floor, there's just, like, a crock pot cooking pot roast. And then there's another crock pot that you fart into and come up. Cook it

Just like Tons of jars Of the water From chickpeakeans Hell, you keep that shit You can make aquifaba Yeah Aquafarda

Mm-hmm Aquifada Is Nora from Queens What are you about To put in your mouth A halls Hals Hals

Is that what Is that what Hals stands for Honey and lemons Whoa Well, there's two L's. Honey and... And there's...

A lovely lemons. ...the one you just took trying to name that shit. Bitch, what's up? Dude, you're on a heater right now. Keep going. You did the... You did the Aqua Fobba thing?

You did the Halls thing? What's your next one? It's got a big disgusting... Hard candy noise into the mic. Did I put... Oh, okay. I put my AirPods over here. I thought I...

This guy loves talking about the fact that he has AirPods. Oh, my AirPods. I'm wondering where my AirPods are. I'm taking this room. Those are my headphones that I get because I'm a working man, and they're $15. And I buy them. That's too broke for me. Broke boy.

Yeah, I'm the broke boy. Broke boy, never rich again. There's a third one. I knew a third one was coming. Third banger from Patrick. Broke boy never rich again. How about... What about old boy, never young again?

Old boy, old boy, never talk to my daughter again. Yeah. There's different boys you could be. Mm-hmm. Nintendo Boy? Mm-hmm. Never. I tried to get that username and...

Never bored again. I don't know. Too many people already had it. Nintendo Boy never bored again. Wow. Because that shit's so fucking fun to play. I would never be bored again if I had Nintendo. Game Boy, never bored again. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You just changed my life. It's like... Wow. Wow. You just put me on a different path, my friend. Oh, my God. That felt so good.

You guys think I could be. I Carly What is that? That's just the guy with the big sword And he walks down the street He just drags it down the street His pyramid head He just chases somebody

Very slowly though You just think I could become like a Nintendo YouTuber Probably pretty easily Yeah I think there's a few people Who we know who just You just do it Yeah

Yeah you can just do it dude Yeah just do it It's easy I could be like What's up gamers To say Yeah You could literally do that so fucking easily.

I was telling Caleb about this. On, like, Pluto TV, they have, like, a gaming, like, section where they just play, like, let's place. I was just, like, flipping through everything on Pluto TV, and they have a Roblox channel. Whoa. And I think you could be one of those guys if you wanted to. Yeah, it literally, like, I turned it. It's like, it felt like a magic spell to make me die when I was watching.

It was one of the worst things I've ever seen. If it was me on there, they'd call it Pudo TV. They would? Because of all the poots that you have? No. Because you're a putto? Not very well liked by the Mexican community. That's what Aude calls you when you walk in.

Yeah. No, but it was literally, it was just a guy like playing Roblox and just being just like, yeah, talking like, like, what's up guys? Okay, this is crazy. But just like every other word, he just like put an effect on his voice and like this face would like change like change colors and like it. Like just like literally like it just felt like. A shit sick dude. It's so horrible. It's crazy what like, I, I'm, I live.

fear of what uh it's like when i was watching let's plays in middle school i settled for this a guy talking in a monotone voice for an hour with i mean that shit was boring as fuck though i hated watching i watched like episode one of every let's play and then i was just like yeah yeah i don't even shut it off halfway through like i don't give it yeah i always think like i would always think like oh i'm not i can't like play this game so i'll watch someone else play it and i try to watch it and be like this isn't worth it no i'll just pretend the game doesn't exist i don't want it anymore Pluto TV anymore. Yeah.

I changed a channel to this one channel, and it was just a camera of the back of my head watching TV. And I just gave up on it. That's how it's free, though. That's true. That's how they pay for it. Yeah. And I look back, there's nothing behind me. It's a fucking very scary experience.

You know what? On Pluto TV, Fail Army. They sometimes, they'll play the ones where it's like dads hurting their kids by accident. Yeah. Those dads should be put to death. I agree. They just play the daddy of five videos. That segment makes me so mad.

Careless dads, hitting their kids in the face because they're trying to do a Fortnite dance. Dude, that shit does not fine as long as long. I want to kill them. Do you remember that shit Daddy of Five, the YouTube guy that just like abused his kids

and was like, this is funny as shit. This is good content. No. Oh, damn, that was a crazy saga. What did he did? He, like, did this, like, it was this thing called, like,

the invisible ink prank where him and his wife just put, like, a bunch of, like, disappearing ink on their carpet and, like, call their kids into the room and just, like, screaming at them. Like, what the fuck did you do? And the kid's, like, crying. And he's like, it's just a prank.

Like, he, like, made the kids, like, cry, like, so hard. He did hood pranks with his own children. Uh-huh. Holy shit. And then he would make the kids fight each other, but one of them, like, two of them were, like, his kids from a previous marriage. Mm-hmm. And he would make...

Was he married to, like, a W.W.E., like, a superstar? It was like a little nerdy kid And then he would have like the oldest son Just like, oh go into his room And throw this at him And just like that Just like making his kids like

Beat each other up for content That's sick, dude Yeah, it's tight Did they take his kids? They did really? They took the two kids, yeah The two kids were getting bullied the most I think he broke the kids Xbox once

And then Well that's, I mean You have to do that at that time Yeah, everybody had at least like my i had a friend who his like his mom threw away his computer so many times yeah usually once a year she would just throw his laptop in the trash yeah and because she would get so mad that he like didn't do the dishes or something yeah it's pretty sick dude i would just get it taken away yeah yeah but then i would always like just go get it again like probably within

the hour i always my mom always forgot i had anything yeah so she'd be like like when i was like you know 15 she'd be like you like can't leave your room for the rest of the day and I'd be like swag yeah like I like I don't have a I don't own a book you fucking idiot like it's all just I have DVDs in my room yeah what are you gonna do your parents ever try to implement the like it's like oh you can only play video games for X amount of hours or whatever yeah fuck no that was you know that that shit was the worst yeah they they they think they gave up on that like in middle school and I discovered, like... They tried that every two weeks

and then gave up on it within the hour because we would just fight each other. Yeah. So then, like... For me, it was just that, like, yeah, you could... That was all I did, so you couldn't... Yeah. Right, me too.

Like, my mom would try to get me off the computer and it was just like, I, like, this is all I do. Yeah. They tried to put a, uh... They tried to put a, uh, like, a fucking web, like, watcher on my computer. Yeah. Like, blocked me from shit.

And they didn't... realize that you could just close the app. Yeah, yeah. So I would just, like, close it just porn all day. My uncle, my uncle Paul, I think I talked about this before, but my uncle Paul, like, tried to put, like, a, he put, like, a phillion. He tried to put a bug in my computer. What?

He tried to put, like, a thing that every time you went to a new web page, you would have to type in a password, and only my mom knew the password. So I just kept going to, like, a website that would just keep having, like, pop-up windows and then eventually my mom got so annoyed by it that he made him like shut it off and she was just like look i don't know i just i guess my kids are going to see bad shit on the internet yeah it did and one of the things one of his examples was like oh look at these watching fucking porky pig swearing dude porky pig shouldn't be swearing you guys remember the first like like naughty thing you saw on like the first like bad flash

I saw at the first, the watchy flash videos. I tried to go to, I thought, askjeeves.com before it was just ask.com. I went to askjeeves.com got a pop up that said, like, find your dream girl, and it was a nude woman. And I got so scared that my parents were going to see that, that I closed the laptop and I ran to my room. Nice. Mine was, it was this video that was, it was like a Newgrounds video. And it was like a, like a kid's cartoon of a guy. saying like singing the ABCs and then at the end he was like he was like next time won't you

suck my dick fuck you and I was like no no I just wanted to know my ABCs no it was awesome dude he's like fuck you suck my dick fuck you I think do you know that that one uh this this is different but you know that one weird al song that's about like like Santa killing everybody oh yeah yeah we printed out the the the the lyrics to that, and had that, like, in elementary school. The night Santa, yeah, yeah, that one. I think that was probably, I don't, no, there's probably something, I don't remember, though. There was, that was a big one.

The flash video of him, like, killing all the elves and shit. That was cool. Yeah. Happy Tree Friends was up there, too. Oh, yeah. Happy Tree Friends, like, scared me too much, I think. Yeah, I like, watch it, dude. I, like, watch one when I was like, oh, my God. That fall-up video?

When you're a kid, it's as bad as a nicest petting video. Yeah, yeah, no, it's so scary. It's like, no. Dude, that follow-a-boy video, Carpal Tunnel of Love is a happy tree friend's, like, collab, and I saw that, and I was like, why are they doing this? These sweet animals. Yeah. Why are they doing this? Yeah, I just didn't understand, like, that it could be, like, funny or, like, I was just like, what?

Like, I thought it was for sickos. Yeah, that's like, oh, like this is, that's like the equivalent of, like, a dark web video. Yeah, when you're, when you're a kid. Yeah, exactly. Like, why does this exist? You might as well be watching two guys one hammer. It should be arrested for making that. Somebody needs to arrest these branches and things that the squirrels are falling on to.

All right. This list here. It's the top 10 best letters in the English alphabet. If you were wondering why we went long on the non-list stuff today. It's because they don't like this list, but I think it's a great list. Number one is A. What do you guys think of the letter A? I think the letter A is doing too much.

Yeah? Here's the top comment here. Such a revolutionary yet grotesquely beautiful letter. Words can't describe how lindonel. Many or three those lines form with graceful angles, making such a perfectly shaped triangle of such sheer beauty bound within those strong lines. There's some words right there, bitch. With the letter A, you have the power to save even the worst world problems currently existing in this planet called Earth. But not many people understand this letter is the way and the true meaning that unlocks the essence of life.

What was that? I got to stop recording a junkyard, dude. Without A, Earth is just Earth. That's so true. A is the angelic letter and represents the number one. A is awesome in all ways. Say it with grades or with always coming at first. Even in alphabates, it represents the first letter.

Awesome. Wow. I think this letter sucks. I'm not a fan of A either. I think A is for assholes and ass hats. Yep. Yeah. Fuck it.

Easy A? Yeah. More like, fuck you. Talking to that movie? Yeah. With a fucking... Emma Stone. Stupid ass, bitch.

I don't remember. her name. I respect her as an actress. I'd like to kick some dirt on her shins. That's right. Disrespect her shoes a little. Yeah, she needs to go to the dentist. She's good in super bad. She needs to get a paddling. She needs to be paddled by the principal. What other movie is she in? EasyA? She was in EasyA. She was also in Superbad and EasyA. Yeah. And then

I think back in 2008, she was in Superbad. Yeah. I remember EasyA, the whole thing with that movie was like what if she might she might show her nipples in this and she didn't it was like this movie's fucking stupid bro it's about the scarlet letter and then we had to read the scarlet letter in school so they'd be like oh well this is like yeah it's just like easy a yeah can you guys just draw like literally a sir a big circle and then a small circle on the board so imagine a nipple a bunch of like english teachers probably paid the director of that movie to make it yeah yeah yeah can you can you can you can you because you know teachers control hollywood yeah that's literally true they yeah they literally they literally

that's why there's so many facts in movies all the time i mean ever heard of documentaries have you ever thought about the fact that almost every movie has a lesson oh damn who the fuck's calling you that's hollywood calling to silence us for that's the teachers union yeah calling right now dude oh my god there's a red sniper dot on your floor my god yeah oh my god it's pointing to all the information on your head no not the information part of my god. They're putting more information in there. Oh, my God, it's definitely a teacher. No. He's pointing at the, at the relevant parts of your face. No. Here's another comment. Um, I like this letter five out of ten because I don't really like

the three sticks. Hmm. That was my comment. I made that. The three sticks. I posted that. Allah start from A. So I am proud my name start from A. I am very lucky. I think that might be a really good guy. I think that might be my new kind of guy I think that's your Yeah, the name you changed dude My crush's name starts with this letter

I'm gonna change my name to Allah When I become a white puzzle Just like not understanding at all It's like everyone Everyone at like your new church is mad at you Yeah What my name's Allah? That's like our number one guy

You fucking idiots Look I learned about this shit last week Number two Now I'm the fourth-thright scholar Yeah So y'all like Vinnie Pass? What's up? Gentlemen, heavenly divine, steadily shining 99.

Do you think he, like, crushes at his mosque? Probably. Do you think, like, people at his mosque like him? Oh, yeah. You think so? He's famous, right? Yeah, well, kind of, yeah. But he's famous also for, like, talking about, like, shooting the Pope in the head.

Yeah. Well, the Muslims would like that. I guess. I don't know. Yeah. Right? That's what they want. That's what they want, right?

That's a whole thing. You know all the religions have a big, like, a big, like, anchorman-style battle at the end of the year? Yeah, they'll meet in a parking lot. It's Vinnie Paz. It's, uh... Vinnie Paz, Chris Pratt, uh, fucking, uh, Woody Allen. Uh, uh, who's a Catholic guy? Who's a Catholic of the Pope? This is just a Pope.

Because I say, well, Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt, I thought, is normal Christian. Oh, well, he's Hollywood Christian. So it doesn't really matter. He's not actually. Yeah. What are the other religions? Oh, the guy who plays Dwight?

Oh, yeah. He's a Baha'i. It's just only him. There's no crew behind him. Yeah. Like, you're from the Blah Blah Church or something? Richard, Richard Dawkins for the Pastaforeans. Oh, true.

Yeah. Oh, I think Stephen Frye for the Pastafarians and then Richard Dawkins for the atheists. Yeah. Yep. Um, um, then, uh, Tazande, I don't know. He's there singing music. Well, they have to have a soundtrack. Yeah, he's, he's over in the corner playing, like, he's like playing piano, like an old, like, uh, like, uh, like, like, saloon. Like, where it's like the, he stops playing when he first sees them, then the fight starts,

and he starts playing again. Nick Crowell with the cavemen's? Uh-huh. Nick Crowell with the caveman religion, uh, I think maybe, uh, what, other ones are Are you gonna do you So it's like

For the Catholics Is it each branch of Catholics Like is like the Irish Catholics And like the Roman Catholics All one fucking thing Yeah They all follow one guy

Um All right So I think it's maybe The Pope is not there Why He's like the most famous guy He's off getting his dick Sucked

The fuck No he's not He doesn't get his dick He can't do that No That guy is horny as fuck No he is No

He's you know Don't say that He's like He's definitely horny. Every picture of him, you ever seen him? He's got, like, both hands and his tongues out, and he's, like, looking at an ass. You know, the Pope. He's always like, ah!

Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah. I forgot about that picture. You haven't heard his song, I love to eat ass. I forgot about that song. Yeah. That was a good song, too. Yeah.

It was, like, really good. Like, back that thing up. Let me smell it. Yeah. If you don't. You know the word of God, I'm going to tell it. If you don't. don't, you will go to

Hell it's Really bad there Really bad there In hell it's So bad there Yeah He's got stuck He's like an MF Doom

He does a lot of word play But he does a lot of ass play too Yeah, he does a lot of turd play Yeah Damn Damn Number two Favorite letter is S

And I want one of you To read this tongue twister In the top comment She shells, she says That's not what it says Let me got, I mean, got this. Which one? I came with a tongue twister that involves this letter.

Super Sally Siren Swings. Summon Siren Sun. So Siren Son, some in Siren Son, some in Siren, some, and Silly Salt, so Silly Salt, Summon Salted Soup, so super salty, should share seats to eat the soup. That's a good tongue twister. Wow, dude. Try saying that five times fucking fast. I know, right? That's tough. Yeah, it's a good one.

I love this letter because it is so commonly used. sentence the first letter of my last name and the last letter of the middle name. So true. My name starts with an S. I'm not going to tell my name because my name is Chinese. It starts with C, idiot. Wait, what? My name is Chinese.

I am Chinese. Instant plural creator. Here's a comment. Here's a comment from Borat. It's a very sweet ladder. Damn, it's crazy. I got bored on your... How did they get Bora for this?

I know, right? Amazon doing promo for Bortat too. Too good a letter and just too cool. Facts. Because my sister loves it. Tell me more about Ketter-S. My country names start with this letter, so I love it. My name starts with S, and that's from Sean.

Someone had all three, all three, I saw it in an earlier comment. All three names start with an S. Whoa. Seems a bit of a... snake-ish human to me. Yes, it is for the best cartoon, Spong Bob. Sis, Siss, ultimately say

Superest Sensational Seder. Now that's a good one. The thing is, like, what are some... I can only think of bad things when I think of the word, uh, the letter S. I think a bad word. Two of those together, it's the worst thing in the world. Snake, sinister, S.J.W.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Social list. Sisterhood. Yeah. that shit. Yeah. Some guy named Adolf Hitler. Yeah.

Sucking off Adolf Hitler. Seeing Adolf Hitler in your bathroom. Smoking hi to Adolf Hitler when you see him in your bathroom. See, all this is bad, dude. Yeah. Summoning Adolf Hitler with a ritual in the floor. I'm not going to do that. Summining Circle meant to summon Adolf Hitler.

Summending materials for Adolf Hitler. Summining Ritual. I hate this stuff. I'm using with my two, friends while we record a podcast do summon Adolf Hitler. Subtraction. Subtracting one friend as a sacrifice for Adolf Hitler. See, that's why I don't like that word.

Yeah. Shooting my friend because he didn't turn into Adolf Hitler when the summoning circle was done. Some blood on the ground. Super happy when Adel finally appears and watches some TV with me. I don't, I would not be happy. I would not be happy. home with no dinner because he misbehaved. And he, you know, he always do that.

Sending Adolf Hitler a Christmas card on accident? He's not going to like that. Yeah, that's the thing about Hitler. He hated Christmas. Super embarrassed when I say Merry Christmas instead of happy holidays to Adolf Hitler. So sad when Adolf Hitler is my Airbnb host in Argentina. Such ugly decorations in Adolf. Fittler's Airbnb.

Stupid dog named Blondie at Airbnb. So crazy that this happened to me in Argentina. In September. Sumpchus Piaa, created by Adolf Hitler, my Airbnb host. Scrumpsh's dinner.

Scrumbsch's snitzel and sausages. Made by my Airbnb. My Airbnb hosts. Adolf. Adolf Hitler. So old. Shit, food poisoning.

So terrible experience at Adolf Hitler Airbnb. So long, Adolf Hitler. Super clogged toilet at Airbnb hosted by Adolf Hitler. Sitting next to me on the flight home? Adolf Hitler? So why are you going to New York? I ask Adolf Hitler. Sneaking around the plane in disguise.

Some plans, he says. Super long mustache now. Super thin Scared I am Oh dude Like an Adolf Hitler Fu Manchu Just got one single

All the way down the middle Yeah What if he did Like Like Some kung fu I learned Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Staying with me

Adolf Hitler is Say I Oh no you don't Stupid ass. Seeing him hail a gab is funny. Yeah, but the letter S is pretty Yeah, pretty fucked up. Third letter.

E. Yeah. E. Evil gist is staying with me. Evil. My BFF Ellie is awesome. She is energetic in everything you can possibly be. That's so true.

My name is Emmett Martin. That's all it says. It's twice in a row. Now we're doxing people in the podcast. English starts with L. My name is Emmett Martin. It begins with E. Another comment.

I'm Emmett Martin. Best Letter. There's got to be more, right? Let's see. Oh, no, the last comment is just yes. All right. Fourth best letter, Z.

I feel like Z is maybe number one, dude. Z is pretty good. Z is the rarest letter. It's one of the most exclusive letters. You ever play the... Scrabble? The alphabet game in the car? True.

You try to find all the letters, dude. Z, J, and Q. Those are some rare letters. Yeah. Yeah. Jay, you'd think you'd see more often because of how many people are named Jim. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but people don't usually... That's, like, gone, out of vogue to put your first name and it's a vanity plate on the back of your car I remember there was years everybody had a fucking just their name

Amanda New Hampshire there's a shit ton of vanity plates Doug Zoo Hitler bought in New York Zoinks

this is bad news Zebras I wonder what it's Zebras with SS stripes I wonder what it's like to be a cop when you're like you're like calling in

like a pursuit on a guy with a vanity plate. Yeah. That's going to be funny. Yeah. Red Lamborghini. Boobbies.

License plate says Tweety Bird. T-W-T-Y-B-R-D. Yep. Yeah. License plate says Hitler. I saw... I don't know if I can... I don't know if I can say it.

Because it's like an antiquated slur. But I saw a license plate in Boston that had... Okay, then they did it on purpose. Yeah. And I had a big bald eagle. on the back of the truck. That's cool. What did it say?

Can I... Hold on. Can we pause it? I'll pause it. All right. My bad, it was the word... A different word. It was mulata.

Yeah. He said it. You know what Pat says? If it's good enough for Huck Finn, it's good enough for him. Come on. You said I could say it. No, I didn't. Yeah, we said not to say it.

There was that kid in overalls holding a frog behind you. Well, check this one. Check this. I found Link and Park. Link and Park is so good. I have a lot of license plate. I had a folder on my old phone of all the license plates. I really wish I got a picture of Mayhem.

That's my favorite one I've seen. I'll check this one. I found Agony. Agony is way better than Mayhemian. Agony is so good. It was on just like a Ford Focus. New Hampshire plate that just says estrogen. That's good.

My favorite is still one I saw in L.A. that just said the world. New Hampshire plate all the time. Evil dead with the thing around it that says, I love my Siberian Husky. Yeah. This is the best one I ever saw. Oh, I did. This was,

so there was a dentist that when I lived in Laconia and I went to a community college there, I would ride my bike past a dentist's office. And one of the dentists had Killery as his license plate. That is the sickest shit I've ever seen. I did see. I saw, I saw, I saw, D.C. Joker with a bumper sticker that said, I don't play well with others on it.

And I saw a sports car with black Goku as a license plate. That's so. This is a handicapped New Hampshire plate that says meme. That's good. And then the main one that says Lechiam. Cool. With a lobster on it. You should be able to get, you know how you can get the handicapped, like the guy in the wheelchair on the back?

You should be able to get anything there, I think. Yeah. I should be able to get bad luck Brian on my license plate. That'd be good. Here's one, Yiffin. Okay. You know, like furry sex. I don't know anything about that.

I know a lot about it. This one, Groot. Grute is good. New Hampshire, dude, New Hampshire vanity plates are so good. Yeah. It's freedom. Yeah. It's about freedom there.

Yeah, this one nihilist. Oh, shit. That's sick, dude. I saw that in the parking lot of a mattress firm. I'm pissed off because, like, I'll never think of a better one than agony. I feel like, that's, like, the funniest one to me. This is a crazy one I saw in New York. There's like,

What is that guy's... E1 patron. Yo! As in New York? Yeah. E1 patron. Yeah. I guess someone who's a big fan...

It says E1 patron and there's a picture of Scooby-Doo and Shaggy on the back. I wonder what that actually means. I think that's Branson's car. That might be Branson's car. Not a bad idea. If it fit, I would love to get one

that was like suffering on like the worst car ever. Black and tan? Nice. I'm flipping that car off where I see it. That's sick, dude. I flip that shit off. You don't like black and tans?

Oh, well, you already said the mulata thing, so. No. Yeah. It's not what that means. This is what I keep seeing in my neighborhood, Eurekin, and this guy, it's a van with truck nuts. That's sick, dude. That's tight. Van nuts.

And then, hi, you mad? I saw that one yesterday. That's a really good way. Oh, you mad? That is good. That's so good, dude. I can't find the mulatto. Where did that go?

You should get a cool out of one. Here's a good... I feel like a good one would be like screaming. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be good. Whaling. Yeah, beefing. I beefed.

My fart. My fart. My gas. Yeah. Oh, here it is. My smell. That with a giant fucking eagle eyes. That's so cool.

On the... Eagle-eye vinyl on the back of the... Yeah. I want a truck. that I could just dress. I mean, like, you dress it up like a Barbie doll when you haven't got a truck

like that. I want one of those so bad, dude. Yeah. Do you see this, though? That's pretty cool. Number five is B. Where? You didn't scare me.

Dude, I'm so skittish. You got so fucking scared. I'm so skittish. You guys have seen me whenever, like, a truck honks, a horn, and I go like, nah! True. But then I realize

I was like with my mom, I visited my mom a couple weeks ago or a week ago and she does the same thing just like runs in my family where like all like very like loud noises freak us all out really. Ah! Stop! See, I told you. Completely

the reaction I can't control. It's like you're hitting the top of my kneecap. I just instinctively go like ah! Don't do it again. All right. This guy's got the right idea. Beer, boobs, butt, Babe's bacon bray job Stop

It's not funny It scares me I knew you were going to do it too You leaned over I knew that you were going to do that And it still got me Dude every time I get out of the shower Jana

Stop Stop It's not funny Every time I get out of the shower Jana stands right out This isn't going to get me. This one won't give me. I can see how close you're getting.

I'm scared. I'll keep talking. So, Jana gets it, stop. I'm just listening to you. Jana stands outside of the shower, and I get out, and she screams at me. And it gets really, it really scares me. Yeah. But letter B, let her B. Let's go back to letter B is the best.

Come on, read the computer. I want to get close to you. No, you'll just lean in and read the computer. Ah! Ah, no. Anyway, Beer, boobs, butt, babes, bacon, blowjob, boats, beach, beauty, balance, brought worst, BBQ, buds, bong. I think this might be the best letter.

I think that's all my favorite stuff. Caleb's, like, drained. I think that the, you know, in school of the bee. Look at him. He's kidding. What's the next letter? I'm white as a sheet. Oh, you're as red as a red sheet.

Next letter. Number six is X. Yeah, shout out to Xavier. That's our boy. Letters that start with Z sound cool. Change that Z to an X, and now it looks cool. True. Symmetrical and underused.

Yup. Plus, you know it's all about that. Stop! Okay. All right. I'm serious. We have to stop. It's going to be too loud. People don't like it. It's not very fun for me. It's not fun to get scared. It's not fun. I'm serious. It's not fun. You have to do a sound. It's the loud sound. I have sensitive ears, okay? I love X. I used to put XXX a lot. Whoa. Hold on. What you mean by that? Nobody uses this thing.

I use it In my fucking search bar Number seven is M That one Oh that's just a list of words Yeah It makes such an appealing Comforting sound

And starts some of my favorite words Which I appreciate for the way they sound Or how it feels to say them Melody Music Moxy Marvelous Mets God damn it dude

I'm controlling it now You've done it too much I told you And you leaned in and I knew you were going to do it. You ruined it. I'm just desensitized. I'm going back and adding them all out.

I'm desensitized. I thought I had one more in it in me? No. No, it's cool because there's no situation normally where you would try to read a list of words this long. You would literally be... It was way too out of character. You started the first word and I was like, really?

Yeah, I was like, wait, Pat really wants to, like, read the list? What? Look, I... You're not like eating a tip? See, that wasn't loud enough. Yeah, although the hand kind of got, it almost got me. Yeah. Yeah, he outstretched his hand like a 3D movie.

But Pat kind of ruined everything. Yeah, I could like I fucked that up. He scared me enough. I think I'm over my fear of loud noises. Yeah, we just did CBT. I'm over my, I used to have a real fear of, okay, I'll say that. Guys, I'd like to thank you both.

I used to have a real fear of sudden things, but now I've gotten over that fear. And now suddenly doesn't ever scare me anymore. Suddenly, then number eight is C. Did that scare you? That starts with suddenly. That's true. That's Z. I love C.

I love C. It's my favorite letter because I'm Caden with a C, and I'm the biggest Ryan Crest fan. Ryan Crest. Siri says, with a C, says, take a guess while I voted for this one. True. Number nine is L. Caleb's favorite letter. Number 10 is J.

Patrick's favorite letter. Yeah, because he's back towards ill. Because he smoke a damn J. J. Joking with my guest. Subscribe to the Patreon. Who does not care for the letter J. Uh, bye.

Bye. Bye.