Podcast About List - Ep. 172 - PAL vs E1 2nd Annual Episode Thing Christmas Special (w. E1)

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

Andrew, Branson, and Charles from Episode 1 join us to chop it up about the nice and naughty list and we do some other stuff too. Go listen to E1 the other half of this crossover will be out soon. Byeee www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist

Come in, come there, come in, and we see a butt. All the counts to the ball list. Every crap monster. All right, we're recording now. Oh, my God, it's recording it. Oh, my God. Here it is. Crazy.

We've left the casino. Second year in a row. Yeah, I guess you should be listening to this seconds. This is the second one. This is the live show after party. Yeah. Oh, but we could have gone. back in time and

gone to the before party. All right. Hey, save the improv for E1 all right. This is a this is a jokes for E1. Chop it up and toss. You guys only do purely written. Yeah. Yeah, dude. You think I did. Can you

look at your fucking script right now? Oh, okay. I'm not comfortable doing this voice though. Not my problem. You guys should do that role. No. That says right here, Branson, you should have your wiener out. All right, so I'm playing the What? And now he does. It's a Nigerian

dentist, you guys want me to play? No, we don't write the scripts. Yes, we do. It's the company. I mean, we shouldn't be talking about Yeah. Yeah, who do you guys, who employs you guys secretly? Sony, but Erickson, Sony Erickson, the department of Sony. Yeah. Because they need more content for the Sony Erickson. We're sponsored by Mitchell and Ness.

Oh, really? That's kind of, that's kind of, that's cool you guys get the jerseys and shit he wants just a whole operation to kind of make people buy used basketball jerseys is that like uh is that like uh they just hunt like dope white boys and y'all just like put on for the game kind of yeah we get a big white t-shirt we put the you know the uh the jersey right over it uh some kind of big pants wait andrew usually picks out our pants no like hold on can i stop like this is this isn't like a primus like you won like you said branson none of that's true huh

that's why we're on the show is to lie to these guys they're so stupid they're not going to know any better yeah we're seriously fucking stupid and you can say anything you want to

is pretty much believe it because I was funny is that every day is like an adventure for us because we have so much money so it'll probably be really

interesting for you guys to hear about our very cool rich guy lives yeah so tell us more about Mitchell and S like do you guys just get the shirts or do you get the big of

teas and shit too yeah you'll be like like that a lot and Mitchell's kind of he's like I don't know if you guys ever met him but Mitchell's kind of a little you know a little cuckoo Ness is cool Ness kind of keeps everything running yeah which one he's in Smash Bros so you didn't really care about the company yeah he's he's making all that money he owns his 30% he's not which one is more horace and which one's more Pete you know what I'm saying

I would say that Ness is probably more of a horace and Mitchell's more of a Pete respect yeah i mean they're good they're good guys but i don't think that they're either of them will match working with gildan rest of peace he was such a good guy oh man guild first names yeah yeah do those gildan basketball jersees you can't beat them they're just like

squarest t-shirts in the world and rock solid they make a thump when you throw them on the floor yeah it's like dragon balls the armor basically yeah i mean if you like tie up a cat or a dog at a gildan t-shirt it ain't getting out yeah i want to do the what what what workout do you think you have to do to get to fit a gildan shirt like really well for it to look good on you do you think you need to be grown like one of like a square

japanese watermelon yeah yeah yeah you need to get into like an born in gildan shirts an iron maiden style thing where but it's just there's no um you got to be built like your mom any of you uh no what's the spanish we don't have one mom was that thing that uh bugs bunny and gumby were always getting caught in where it like it dresses your arms oh yeah yeah no the ones that stretch you out the stocks what's the one that stretches you out the rack yeah the rack yes i think in order fit into a gildan t-shirt you would need a a a horizontal rack one that will stretch you from shoulder horizontal rack just asked my wife hey oh congratulations your your wife's

boobs sit next to each other that's pretty impressive that's cool yeah she's got nice she fills out her gildans nicely i married her right i married an incredibly beautiful wonderful woman thank you oh yeah she's a lot she is a lot though yeah she is a lot i think i've met her before doesn't she she manages a cricket wireless yeah yeah she fills out a polo though i'll tell you what you ain't lying about that you know i mean she works out yeah well you have to when you work at cricket wireless you got everybody coming in trying to fight you. Yeah, it's true. It's true. You're chased around the store

in circles. Yeah. You're always trying to lock the store while people are shoving their hands inside. It's a huge workout. Especially Black Friday at Cricket Wireless. Oh, it's the worst. Let's not get raised. Well, the phones are free. The phones are free on Black Friday. Yeah. It's the only discount they can think of.

Oh, they call them Obama phones. That's what my uncle told me. That's right. You can't text. You can't um can't talk to republicans on obamaphones it just says uh this number the only website you can go to is linked in yeah that's right if you try to text republicans is this number is sorry this number has become too rational too level headed and logical with its beliefs what i do when i'm headed to like the the cricket wireless or the t-mobile or the verizon store what have

you is i go in with a big a big uh thing of of hedge trimmers these giant shears because if you can cut through that like that metal wire thing that holds the phone to the table you're allowed to take it. Yeah. They can't stop you. It's just the, it's just that wire that stops you. If you use the wire cutters on the person working there, if you kill them, you can take their stuff

too. That's just there to cut the dreadlocks off. They have a ballista set up for the people. It's way in the back. I went into a cricket wireless to get a cell phone. I was like, I'll finally get one of these damn things. Okay. And I go in there and I'm looking around my cricket wireless, where's Pinocchio?

Yep. Yeah. That's right. Jiminy cricket. Jimmy cricket. I was like, where's the stars to me to wish upon, you know?

You're talking about a different cricket. Where are them donkeys? I thought you were talking about the gun from men in black. Oh, that's funny as hell. I'm like, oh, where's Agent M?

Rip Torn. Where's the team of Indian guys? You know, it used to be that crickets were the only thing that chirped. Now we got these cell phones chirping everywhere I go. That's right. What happened to the crickets, you know? Yeah, I know.

All these cell phones. No, they're still there. Crickets still are. No, I haven't seen one in about 10 and 20 years. There's still that you can just can't hear them. Whatever happened is cicadas. Yeah. You know, it's probably been five or six years since I saw a cicat.

We literally just had a brood come up this year. I'm sick of everybody could walk around with these sprint next telephones chirping each other saying where are you at? that's right on their walkie talking phone whatever happened to infectious diseases and viruses ever since i moved into my bubble i haven't seen a single one i don't know i i feel like i haven't seen them in ages oh it's so weird that you don't hear about anything like that because it doesn't exist it wasn't it was it was a lie and that's a nurse telling you that so you can believe him that's right andrew you're a total co-vidiate okay can i ask

bro real quick can i just catch up on something yeah what's covid 19 i don't know yet i hear all this cameron cameron and caleb don't want me to learn what that is because they think if i do i will get scared mm-hmm he needs to be babyed a lot yeah yeah yeah you got to take care of the boy you know like let's not bring up too scary stuff yeah so don't say anything we can bring up to Patrick. Probably honestly like... Nighttime. Yeah, the moon. Okay, well, that was maybe too much. To walk it back a couple

steps. Evening. Okay. Maybe the afternoon. A late lunch. Okay. You're even stronger. Maybe we go the other way. Midnight. He doesn't like anything. What about, all right, Patrick.

SpongeBob ice cream bar. Ooh. Okay. But that's a good. With two gumballs. there's a cricket on it though okay he doesn't like crickets all right what about gremlins what that why would you go

that's way scarier than midnight I'm sorry what about oh Patrick Patrick what about Cameron and Caleb he loves us he's looking his lips I don't think he's saying hello

hi Patrick he doesn't realize he's on a call right now by the way we told him this is one of his educational tapes Patrick and Brants are the dumb guys of our podcast They're so fucking dumb. They're both so stupid.

You guys probably have the, you guys are probably, you guys have coconuts. I did. Andrew got really mad at me earlier because I told them when I was a kid that I, I ate a lot of coins in sand. I used to, I used to eat coins,

but not a person. You didn't eat coins. You didn't eat anybody else eat coins other than me and Patrick. I ate one coin. Like more that, yeah, like that's a one and done for me i ate a coin in a pool was bro branson used to say he used to ride down this big hill in his red wagon over and over i love my red wagon as a kid i went

down the hell constantly and i like the taste of like copper for some reason so i would keep pennies you know what he likes now and i go shooting down that hill in the red wagon and be bumpy and they just you just swallow i don't know what to say you just right what kind of fucking family guy cutaway did you live in where you're riding in a red wagon with coins in your mouth every day.

Oh, actually he swallowed it. Oops. I don't like it. Yeah, easy come, easy go. All those coins are

still in his stomach if you shake them around. Oh, look at that. I'm like a piggy bank. If you ever I crashed on this beach again. I guess I got to eat

some of the sand to survive. No, eating sand was different. That was when I was smaller than that. I don't know if they ate 13. Instead? No,

I was like a, you know, sandboxing. Yeah. Fresh when you're a college. Well, coins were, coins that I hung on to until I was like 24. Two and one right now. What grade is like first?

Open your mouth. Open your mouth wide. How old is first grade? Yeah, what's the first grade? The first age. No, but like what year age is it? Oh, is that eight or nine? 2004.

Hey, Branson, what time is. Oh, that's what you're asking me? How far back am I from the Eastern time zone right now? You're in the mountain time zone, which I think is one or is two or three. That's minus two days. The central is between you and me. Yeah, that's minus one. That's what Charles is in.

What time is it here in Mountain Standard Time? Well, it's six o'clock where I'm at. I'm on the east. So if you're two, it must be four. Oh, my God. I can't believe he got it. It only took him three guesses to. That's a bingo.

I'm being put on the spot here. It is nice to see somebody else. All right, Patrick. Saying it to prolong the... You're also... You guys repeating the question. Have more time to think. Okay, Patrick.

I'm not the only one who does it. I'm following it. You're in Eastern time zone. It's 6 p.m. What time is it in central time zone right now? It's five. Oh, very good. Wow.

What time is it in Pacific Times? In Pacific time, it's three hours behind, so it would be three o'clock right now. Let's fucking go, dude. Oh, my God. How did I go? Wow. It would be, you already said it was three hours behind, and then you still had to give yourself, it would be.

He got all the using it. Can you use it in a sentence? I still got it. You did get it. The Oxford English Dictionary defines six as. three hours ahead of three Cameron was rapid messaging

Patrick and out don't fuck this up for us you're giving them the times we can't have the dumb or dumb guy you know that's embarrassing well maybe you want the dumb or dumb maybe we should maybe we can have a competition here I used to be dumb

all right Patrick and Branson Patrick and Branson what tastes better pee or poop uh none that's not true one's got to taste better. I bet pee.

If it's like equally, you love both. If the guy's diabetic, it's supposed to be sugary. Which one, though? P or poop? I'm gonna go with P. I think Branson's right. He wins. He's smarter.

The motherfucker. The fucker, we definitely have the number of guys. I only had two options. He cheated. He tried to switch a question, and it's how you, how you separate the weed from the chaff. And you, my friend, are chaff. The weed from the chats?

The weeds from the chads. All right, Caleb. Tell me what chaff is. chaff is basically the shit that isn't wheat everything in the world is chaff if it's not wheat yeah most shit is chaff pretty much everything oh i need that sweet wheat i actually prefer chaff too i don't well prince i'm gonna say that i prefer a lot of people who say they don't like chaff they've just never had good chaff you got to have in true that's true Nate what's it where have you had good chaff what Las Vegas I'll go I mean California when it comes

off the vine all of chaff's old stuff is pretty good but I don't like any of their new stuff but I've been fucking with wheat since day one yeah wheat's pretty good what is I actually you don't even like the wheat you just like the gluten I think the wheat the wheat the wheat is the part of the wheat

the chaff is the wheat that's the part of the wheat that's not wheat they make bread out of the wheat it's the force of the wheat throw away the chaff chaff they make it into chaffee's cereal chaffee's uh chaffies is so good what about some chaff beer with an orange slice Oh, that actually sounds like a Mario card on the N64.

Shaft is like the Delta 8, right? Yeah. Okay. What's the Delta 8? It's like Delta, you know, Delta 8 weed, how they have normal weed, and then they have the Delta 8 weed from gas stations. They got new weed? Here's a new weed that they can, it's illegally not weed.

It's legally, it's legally nothing. It's just like, it might as well be just nothing. It's yummier. They haven't come up with a law for it. It's a product that's a tax on dumb guys. nice? Pretty much. You and Patrick

would probably enjoy it. I hate Delta 8. And I hate weed. Yeah, I know. Here's a new virus that's going around is really fucking. It's terrifying. Yeah. A new wrinkle in the wheat versus chaff debate.

It says here on the Wikipedia page, chaff should not be confused with bran, which is finer scaling materials as part as the grain itself. So there's wheat and there's chaff and there's also bran. And that's Branson's dad. Is that true? Or bran. Yeah.

You know what we're going to call him when he's old as fuck? Raisin brand. Yeah, he's brand son. Okay. That's when I have a child. And I just thought of that because I had some for breakfast this morning. I was like, hey, I got a joke later for this pie. Raisin brand is good.

Serial for breakfast. I ate cereal for breakfast. I ate raiser brand this morning. I'm a yogurt guy. I'm a yoger. The geniuses of the podcast. I don't eat breakfast because that's insane. I'm a steak and eggs, man.

Three whole meals in a day? Every day. Yeah, no, breakfast. Prime ribby. All right, can we redo this? You know what I have for breakfast every day. Oh, here we go. No, you know, you probably have a glass of soy milk knowing you.

Oh, what? You got the Michael Douglas. Oh, hell no. Yeah, well, you have soy flakes and a soy bowl with soy milk. Hey, and you are what you eat and drink. Yeah, and so you're basically a soy milk. I'm a soy boy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You're a soy boy. I'm a bitch. And I'm a toy boy, and I'll be playing with them, G. Joe's and the bionicles. Oh, I'm bionicles. When Andrew gets on his Obama fun and he tries to text

Caleb, it doesn't let him. That's right. Then he hits speed dial. Yeah. Hello, this is planned parenthood. Would you like to kill your child?

Caleb is like, would you like for us to expand your pussy to fit more penises that you're not married to? Yeah. Caleb and I are out and I'm like, been talking to this girl and I, and Caleb comes up, he's like,

you know, he eats, you know, he eats soy for breakfast. I don't even have breakfast. I just play with guys. You ever hear of guys? I just be, I'd be playing with my guys on top of the toy chest

pretending it's Africa and I'm having a good old time. He's busy eating soy milk. You're making them attacks and they're going like, rah, yeah, it's pretty crazy. Pull it out in the club. I got a truck. I got a big yellow truck. Yeah.

Hey, girl, are you mission control? Sorry, I was playing pretend as an astronaut just then. I do it pretty much all the time. Yeah, and pretty much every girl that I talk to when I'm playing pretend comes home with me. so yeah just i'd be i'd be i'd be rolling up to the club in my in my my fucking hess sports car damn everybody's looking at me green and white green and white green and white green and white i'm rolling up to the club with a big uh uh laser tag target around my chest that's right

the uh the club on fire while everyone's watch us play duck duck goose yeah that's right i stay strapped up with the laser tag because you never know who's gonna wants to take me out dude Yeah. Yes, sir. I'm 24 years deep in the game and I haven't lost yet. We went laser tagging recently and they gave us. What were the names? They called one of us like the Eliminator or something.

And then someone else was just called what was called like the wizard. Like they gave us. Yeah. It's like, I remember this one K that got the name Twinkie and I was like, oh, sucks. I'd love to be. I'd love to have the name Twinkie. I think mine was wizard. Yo, yeah.

Why do they even put like Twinkie in there? Oh, fuck. My name is cream pie. Devastator and stuff. Look at the screen. My name is Lesbo. Why do I always get gay boy? I don't understand.

Why do they have a gay boy vest? Everybody else's is just their name. What's your name? Okay. I remember these one kids we didn't know and there's like this little fat kid with like shaped head and glasses and he made his name Meatwad and I was like, damn, you watch a couple of them. I bet he was funny.

Fuck. Yeah, he was low-key. In my head, he sounds like Cartman. That's right. Adult swim to a child is like taking LSD. Oh, absolutely. It's like giving LSD to a fish. Yeah. I mean, you just don't know what to do.

They're a different thing now. They're watching fucking Inouyasha going. Am I tripping right now? Yeah. I saw Tim and Eric when I was nine. And that shit, that shit was weird as hell. That's why you'd become so funny and weird. I don't know like what those guys were.

smoking that's why my brain be weird yeah i watched the oblongs and i decided to look like them it was a really smart decision by apparently the government was using squid billies to turn people into serial killers too in the 70s oh that's true son of sam i was trying to decide what to look like i just i just looked up heart disease and i'm just gonna i'm just gonna look like i have heart disease my whole life. I don't think you look like you have heart disease. You look like a, you should be like kind of a funny doctor, I think. I was saying this earlier, I think I could be a doctor really easily.

I don't think it's that hard. I think if you think of the dumbest doctor, I'm definitely going to be smarter than that guy, right? Definitely do it. Me and Branson could be doctors. You guys should be doctors. I would love to have a doctor duo. I would be a good specialist. Yeah.

Yeah, you're special. I think I'd be a good surgeon. You know, I don't have a doctor, so I wouldn't mind one of you guys being my doctor. I'll be your GP. Well, I didn't know you were in the running here. Now, you guys have to prove who's the best? I mean, who among the three of you is the best doctor? You're very sick.

You're best to die. All right, how many colors of blood? You don't need my treatment. There's two colors of blood. When it's on the inside, it's blue, but then when it touches oxygen, it's red. Okay. Well, that's not a good diagnosis. of what I have, though.

Not true, by the way. What colors your blood, Charles? It looks like it's blue right now. Should I cut it open and see? Yeah, it might turn red. And you might be surprised at how right we are. Oh, my God, it's red now. Yep.

Yeah, what do I have, Doc? My blood's red. What ails me? You have a cut. What should I do about it? Band-aid. Wow, that got it out of it. So Branson's not going to be my doctor, but Caleb and Patrick are like right neck and neck right now.

Okay, well, we need another test, please. How long is it going to take the pill? What should I do for this? Go take a pill. Just go take a pill right now. Neosporin, too. And a kiss. Oh my God. Neosporin or a kiss? I don't know.

Probably neosporan. Rub your cap on. We're going to need to give you a very invasive procedure where we open up your stomach and look what's in there to see if you ate anything that could have caused the cut. Oh, like how they do to sharks after they catch them. Exactly. I need to see if there's like the fender of a car in there or maybe a Boy Scout or a giant tire because that could be very important. important. Okay, I was about to go with Patrick as my doctor, but I think I'm going to switch to Cameron. And we're going to need to put you on your anesthetic for six months. I got too many

patients already. I don't give a shit. Carl, you're going into cardiac arrest right now and we need to cut you open and kiss your heart. Okay. I don't. I don't give a shit about any of my patients. What? I'm already a doctor and I don't care about it. Oh, I'm glad I picked a better doctor who cares about it as patients. Well, I'm pretty much addicted to drugs. Basically, I have been compared to Sherlock Holmes often. Every time that a patient comes in, I prescribe them a middle finger. And I said, get the fuck out. Why would the fuck would you do that, man?

Not my problem. I don't think he takes me in a doctor very seriously. We just became doctors. He's already burnt out. Yeah. Basically, I only use this shit to to get pills. What? Doctor, what should I do? All my friends in here in this call right now have a poop disease. What? What is poop disease? And am I okay? No, you have it. you have poop disease.

I know you know. What is the symptoms of poop disease? Basically, there's a lot of shit. It smells really bad. Sounds really immature. And you all start to eat it should grow up. You all start eating it because the disease.

What, dude? Mess. No. What? No way. No way, Jose. I'm not believing this. Patrick likes eating it just as much as he likes drinking pee, though.

Not true. That was Branson that likes drinking pee. I didn't say I liked it. You said he likes drinking pee. You said you preferred neither, Patrick. It means you both you like both equally. No. Oh, that's true.

That's true. That's what it meant. That's not what it meant. That's exactly what it meant. I don't have a question again regarding that for Patrick and Branson. Do you guys not like eating pee and poop? I don't not like eating poop. Man, I'm glad Patrick started talking first.

Well, that's a triple negative, so I think it cancels out. And how many is a triple? Can you repeat the question? I don't not, don't not. Like, all right. I don't, I don't know if he's doing good or bad. Francis is soaking his, his office chair with sweat right now. I don't not, not, not like, not.

I think I can hear the grinding. I just want to hear the question again. do you not not like eating pee and poop do i not also pat didn't say yes or no it's a yes or no question i will say don't not not not not statement don't you need to understand yes or no all right so if he said do you like eating poop or pee i'd say no if she said do you not like eating poop or pee i'd say yes and then if he said both then i guess i say no again so my answer is uh is a gentleman's no I think Branson had his fingers crossed though when he said no. Branson again doing

rephrasing the question to arrive at the word no. I'm phrasing the question three times. To say no. I'm not looking to anything up. I was holding my bed. Boys, I think we get rid out of podcast. We tour the world showing everyone these two guys.

That's right. I just before we go before you go forward with that, I just want to say I don't, don't. Not, not don't. not don't like not don't eating poop I've never

don't eating poop you like don't eating poop I like do not eating poop what the hell are you sound like a fucking techno song you're a weirdo you're a wacko

you stupid as hell so because this is a Christmas episode uh which clearly a bunch of Christmas stuff this month I don't know what's up with that um it's christmas maybe it's because it's christmas uh i thought today the list we could cover is the timeless nice versus naughty list um of christmas fame santa's beautiful list i think we could discuss

what we think it's going to be on the nice and naughty list i downloaded it from santa dot com i have the secret password which is presents i shouldn't have said that i'm going to bleak that out you idiot I hope I don't forget to bleep out the secret password to santa.com. If he bleeps it out, it was presence. I might bleep that out too. I might forget. I might go to sleep the second we pressed off recording and forget. I'm sure all these people can just go find a torrent of the list anyway.

That's true. So, okay. So what kind of, I mean, are we just winging it or do you have names that you're going to tell us? Name names. Well, I just sent you guys all the lists. So luckily, it's not just on me to read it. Okay. I'm seeing it.

Yeah, you guys all just received a copy of santa's list.t. I sent it to Branson at poop eater.com. So, that's, you should get that in your email. And Patrick at Stupidest on the podcast of all t.I.M. Yep. And then, what's that? Can you spell that? Oh, and I just got mine into awesome Caleb has SCX.

And I also just sent the list to the two remaining. guys are married to each other at gmail.com which one was I Andrew? I'm looking at the picture of beers that Patrick sent earlier yeah check that out

what kind of beers are yeah Guinness Peroni Hepton sweet tiger Lepidesee sending beers receiving beers sounds like naughty behavior to me let's see where you two are

oh uh oh I didn't even know there was a very naughty section of the list I hope I'm not on it And it, uh, I think I should change it to like the bad list because naughty, you know, a lot of people use that. Nottie is sexual as hell. Yeah. Well, it's kind of open ended, I feel like. I think that's, that's what makes the list so, so, uh, it gives it staying power. You can argue about it forever. You hear a lot in videos of just British women. I don't know. I'm not going to say what they're doing, but they say Norty a lot and.

Norty. What kind of videos of British women are you watching, Andrew? They're kind of just hanging out. They're just hanging out. Great British Bake-off type deal. I watched a video where this guy, he meets a woman and her name's a lot of vagina. Really? Oh, I think I saw this.

They fart in the hot tub together? Yeah. Yeah. See, that's Austin Powers. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. What was that?

I got attacked. I got attacked by a slime. Did you have a marble? in your mouth. He got scared of a coin. Oh my God, you still do it. I did. That was a Kennedy, that was a Kennedy half dollar.

That's very expensive. That's like an annual release coin. That's going to take you a while to get out of there. That's as big as a coaster. Oh, great. Now he's eating a USB stick. Oh, cool. I'm addicted to eating metal. I have PICA. Yeah, PICA. Whenever they talk about like PICA,

it's always like people just eating like styrofoam or like packing peanuts or shit. That shit's funny. Yeah, I eat like an Xbox controller like every day. Is that why you went to the bodega earlier to get a bunch of coins to eat from? I did. I went to you break a 20 as possible. They need to make a toilet paper you can eat just for people with PICA.

True. Speaking of PICA, this is actually crazy. The first entry on the naughty list is people with PICA. but everybody with PICA is very naughty very naughty disrespectful to small objects hey people with PICA

what the hell are you thinking yeah you got to lay off yeah how about you how about you pipe on something your own size that's right if we're talking about naughty people

I think Dennis the Menace would be on the naughty list yep he's here wait Branson not done PICA one more the one year he was on the nice list and ever since then he's been blacklisted yeah

Here's a good one. Jack the Ripper. Oh, naughty. Oh, yeah. Noddy, naughty.

Not a good guy. You know, it says the whole, the Ripper family is pretty naughty. That's funny because I'm on the nice list here. And it says Jack the hugger is on kick. I'm wondering. Those are different guys,

right? They're different guys. Or if he, if maybe it's two, two personas of one guy. Experts say he's so good at hugging that he is probably a doctor. It's like slim, Slim,

Shady an M&M. I'm not going to defend. Which, that is Eminem is on the nice list. Slim Shady's on the naughty list. Well, yeah, of course. If Rippin's all you're doing, you can't be that bad of a guy. Yeah. Rippin what?

Dude, when I'm in the movie theater. Taring up shirts. When I'm in the movie theater, I'm ripping farts. Oh, yeah? Come on, dog. Where are you watching? Biggs Mama's house. Biggs.

Biggs Mama house. It's a different movie. It's me and Patrick. movies together. We both have full-size popcorns and full-sized sodas. We're sitting next to each other and we're just ripping far as well, we're watching Big Mama's house too. And we're laughing, we're laughing

so hard they snap the movie. We're laughing so hard. We're laughing so hard that like the laugh makes a fart come out that's just like it's like man, you gotta go to the bathroom and check that thing. You know, but the movie's so good. Well, you guys like to

go to Tyler Perry movies. I don't need to check that out. You guys like going to Tyler Perry movies. and doing a mystery science theater 3,000 in them. Oh, yeah. Front of the, opening weekend. Yeah, you love that. You guys reserved the front row seats way ahead of time.

White guys, white guys. Oh, and our necks hurt. At the movie theater, white guys with beards always be farting at the screen during the movie. We got a bunch of dogs in there with us. Rob Wiler.

They're my seeing eye dogs. They're barking what's in the movie to me. It's really dark. in here, so I need six dogs to see. I learned them to watch movies like Coco the gorilla. They're farting too. It smells like wild food.

Coco the gorilla just trying to explain the movie to me and Patrick, but he keeps just signing smells bad, smells one berry, one banana. And that's why you guys are laughing so hard. You think it's the funniest movie of all time? The characters on the screen can smell

this bad. Coco the Grilla just keeps fucking telling it. Branson and Patrick are so stupid. Coco the gorilla is their social worker. It's true. Cocoa the gorilla comes over once a week to check my fridge and make sure it's not just candy. Yeah, Cocoa the gorilla has to look through my internet history to make sure I didn't accidentally get fished. Yeah, one plus two, one plus three, Google search one plus four.

He was trying to count to ten. and then he skips to one plus infinity once he kind of sees where it's headed. Coco the Grilla signing signing to me. You Google the word Google a lot. You Google the word Bing a lot. Cocoa the Grilla just signed. You don't have to Google Gmail. It's in the top right corner.

You know who else I'm seeing on the naughty list here is bad guys. Ooh, well, all of them? No brain. Controversial, I think. She will. There's, I feel like there must be at least one bad guy who's on the nice list. Did anti-heroes make the good or the naughty list? Let's see. Well, we have, we have Darth Vader on the nice list.

That's interesting. Well, I wouldn't call him an anti-hero. He makes a change at the end. How about this? Jack Sparrow. Pretty kind and funny, but boy, he sure is. Yeah, where is he? He's a scoundrel.

Honestly, I'm going to say something now that's kind of, I guess, you know, not controversial. I can't say that word, Patrick. Where I told you before. Oh, all right. Well, I'm going to say something different then. I'd love to share a bottle of rum with him. He'd bogart the whole thing. He would. Why is the rum gone, Tortuga? They call it, they call it depping it when you do it with rum. Yeah. Whoa, wait, did you guys have him at Jacksonville? Was Jacks Farrow just in the call? Wait, who was that?

What was that? It sounds like exactly like him. Where did Captain Jack go? I want to see him. Oh, my rum's missing. I was drinking this pint of rum and it's gone now. Hey, it's Captain Jack Sparrow. Whoa.

This is a Christmas miracle. Amber heard is a liar. Whoa. Whoa, Captain Jack. I've always wanted to ask you this. Did you sign off on that song that the Lonely Island did about you? Was that cool with you? Or do you like have beef with them?

fucking whatever Michael fucker Michael fucking fucking ass Michael fucking freaky weirdo yeah that guy from France who was like a pedophile Michael fucking

he's so drunk Oh that was Michelle fucking Oh yeah Michelle Yeah sorry I didn't speak French Should have saw the signs That that guy was up to something bad Yeah Michelle fucking

You know your name is Michelle fucking in your house looks like a big dildo that you're probably up to something. Probably pretty nasty and naughty. He is on the naughty list in both senses here.

Sexually naughty. Is there a sexually naughty? Please tell me Pam Anderson's on that. Oh, all right. Please tell me she's been naughty this year. Finally, something to talk about for the guys.

Yes, sir. Farm and Electra. Pam Anderson. I'm sick all this. Hey, listen. Johnny Depp Bolst. They're on the naughty list and the nice with it list.

Oh. Pam Anderson is on the naughty list, but her boobies, but hole and BJJ are on the nice list. And they're seriously small. And with that, we're all pulling our pants down. Yeah.

Oh, I might end up on the naughty list after I cream on my computer screen thinking about these different holes of this woman. Yeah, but not the rest of her. I don't want to see her beautiful platinum hair. That shit looks like shit to

me. I want to see where she shits and I want to spit. Oh, you're just in general? You're just in general? I'm going to I have a system with women. The spit shit, spit system. I spit where they shit. And they spit it out and then I split

them in two. Damn, you sound like a real red blooded fuck machine, Caleb. I'm basically addicted to sex. All these stupid bitches I splitches. He's got these sunglasses I've seen where he cut out the eye, they're just horse blinders.

And I'm like, why are you wearing those glasses that are horse blinders? He goes, it's for fuck it. I go, what? He goes, I fuck like a dog with this thing on. I can only see what I'm working at. That's right. I only see, it's got little holes, two nipples and just a pub hair. They say

they say 20-20, too. They were New Year's classes that he modified. It's a genius. Yeah. Everyone calls them. Everyone calls him Caleb Spitz. That's right. Could I be spitting on the shitters? Oh, he's spitting their shit and he's spitting. It's a mess.

It's a mess. And you know who else is on a naughty list is COVID-19? Absolutely. No question. I'd be having sex with one of those big plastic bibs like I'm eating crab. I tell you what, when Caleb fucks, he's got a guy who doesn't speak English, following him around with a mop. That's right. That's how he fucked.

The way, the way I fuck, I got, I got those drain. rainholes installed on my bedroom floor like they're having Jim showers dude it's going everywhere yeah oh yeah speaking of Jim showers also on the naughty list he uh not a very good guy no bad bad man terrible what he did

to his family he gave all of them athletes foot terrible terrible how come the athlete list we got Santa on the nice list oh that's a no briner bias yeah you nominate your

yourself if you're in the if you're in the the academy you know i guess he would know better than anybody though and i guess he he wants his credit too yeah i'm sure somebody gets him a president it would be awfully sad if no one got sanai present speaking of well i didn't get a social credit jing ping naughty list mm oh go figure yeah unfortunately yeah that's it that's an upset that is yeah i was really open to see him on the nice list this year you know who's on the naughty us is Oliver Twist. Maybe you should stop stealing, kid. That's right. That's right. Stop asking for more all the time.

You're so greedy. Gritty orphans, wanting more gruel. I'm sick of these. I'm sick of orphans. Listen, buddy, we all want gruel. Yep. Okay. Of course I want more gruel. I can't get enough of that shit. But come on. Stop being so greedy. He's basically the original capitalist. He just wants more and more, you know.

Yep. It's true. Why don't you go complain to your purse? Pimp the Arful Dodger. Get the fuck out of my orphanage. I'm also seeing here the nice list is Oliver Twist's assassin is on here. Oh, I guess a man is planning to assassinate

Oliver Twist and it's going to be rewarded with presents. He was like the third boss in the last Assassin's Creed. But you just walk up, you bop them to the back of his little head and dies. He was a temple. He went with a stick and he goes flying. He splats against the wall. the game totally glitches out

they decide to keep it in he falls into a pot of gruel and it's like poetic if I think got there's your more gruel yeah yeah and he does the he does the terminator twist they call him Oliver twist because somebody needs to straighten his ass out yeah they figured out that he was going to be the next

Hitler even though Hitler didn't exist yet he was going to be the first Hitler so someone had to kill him before he became Hitler was going to be the next Oliver Twist yeah exactly A dolliver twistler you guys ever heard of a Oliver Twistler?

What about alcoholic rule? Oliver twisted tea? Oh my God. What about Pam Anderson? I want to see Oliver tits. All two of them. It's only two.

I want to see those tits twisted up. But I still say all of them. That's right. Yeah, who else is here? Let's see. Nice list. Robert Mugabe.

Cool. Good for him. Nottie list. He's put in the work. Yeah. I'm not really sure who that is, but I just read it. He has a funny name. He's responsible for some stuff that was pretty good, but I'm not an expert, but I am willing to say that.

Yeah, you know, I don't want to speak on the issue until I've done more reading, but I'm strongly in favor of a lot of stuff that he did. I don't know the details, so I'm not Paul. Marley. That's a no-brainer, drug addict. Yep. Noddy, very naughty, Bobby. Noddy list. Rodney Dangerfield's wife.

All right, boys, watch this, watch this. How much you respect your husband for once to your fucking life? You fucking great. What do you do? His man's famous. He had dealt, Rodney Dangerfield dealt with so much trauma. Yeah, true. You know, the doctor asked him for a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood sample.

And he was so stupid, he brought in his whole underwear and just gave it to the guy. That's disgusting. That puts Rodney Dangerfield on the naughty list to mean. His wife should have done something about that. He clearly had a mental disability and all of America just laughed at him. Yeah. When he handed

his underwear to his doctor, his doctor was Patrick and Patrick said, I like to eat all these things that are on. No, I was not his doctor. I was too young. Sorry, I've already eaten. I just had lunch. Thank you, though. It was a poop burger. it was a poop burger with a pea bun

and then he said I'm so dumb I thought it was a regular burger is what he said I think I said that I heard it was an evening burger so you got scared yeah and you ate it out of fear

oh my god I saw that shit burger and I got so scared I ate it out of pure fear I thought it was going to come at me I had to get rid of it immediately I couldn't stand looking at it. If I throw it in the trash, it's still in there. You know, it's waiting. Could jump out of the trash at any second.

The trash is what pirates used to use as a fridge. Yeah. I mean, I don't have the facts to doubt that. I think that's true. The naughty list here, it says Anton Yelchin. I mean, whoa. It seems a little, why put that?

It's kind of rude, man. That's really fucked up of Sam. I mean, he's not alive anymore. It's crazy. It has a photo of his dead body. And his Jeep's license plates imprinted on his forehead like the Punisher's ring. It's actually pretty disrespectful. The Punisher had a ring?

Yeah. Remember he's a class ring that he always wore. Yeah. Kind of rude. He's like, I used to play football. Yeah. And on the other hand, he had a ring pop. You actually had he.

He got a ring also. So he had a lot of different rings. He had the one ring on it, too. He's photo. The Punisher's photo, guys. From Lord of the rings, actually. Come on. Punisher's mood ring.

What color do you think that was? Black. Jet black. Mm-hmm. And red. Yeah. With a skull in it, too. Yeah.

Yeah. And a bullet. Probably bullets came out of it. Probably the color of a bullet. It was probably a black gun. Yeah. He probably killed a guy with it by making a meet it. Yeah.

It was covered in bacteria or something. Punisher, though, it says here, he is on the nice list because he was avenging his family when he killed all of people in nasty ways so that's another anti-hero so he says in the comics he says I punish the bad people I'm basically like 1984 will be avenged

I'm basically like all cops that's why they like me he was actually a sick of though it was really I actually saw it was a very embarrassing moment for him he was trying to kill me and and I pointed out his mootering it said he was silly and he got he turned red

and he walked out the door. I wasn't trying to kill you. Did you kill one of his family? Well, I mean, if you look on the Nodilus, you are going to see, I'm on here for Steakling Candy. He pointed a gun at me on at the women's march. Really? Yeah, he was there making sure he was there. He was thinking, you know, there's going to be riots.

These people, they don't know what they want, really. I'm going to make sure. And he put the gun in his in my mouth and it says, I'm about avocado toast. And they just let me keep walking down the straight. I'm like, this guy's crazy. Well, you freaked him out because he just started sucking on his gun. Well, you know, it was the only move I had. Yeah.

That is pretty much the only thing you could do. It looks a lot like black licorice, a gun. I mean, it was pretty dark, and I was wearing sunglasses, and I was drunk. And you were wearing one of them pussy hats. Oh, and I just got hit by a tranquilizer dart. Dude, if you remember the women's march, you weren't there. True. Dude, I woke up.

the next day without like my fucking shoes on. Dude, it was like Woodstock 99 on crack. So true. Oh, man. You guys remember breaking Benjamin said at the Women's March? Yeah. It was crazy. Do they play the Halo 2 song? Dude, I was head banging so hard.

The Fox Racing team had like a booth there and they were giving out free shirts that said like free the nipple with the Fox Racing logo. Rob and Big both showed up. The IP list. No, they jumped. They jumped. They jumped big. Yeah, I remember that. They were jumping them.

Oh, that's sick. He was already dead. It was crazy. I was so fucked up on Soju. I don't remember a single second. And at the end of a limp biscuit set when they were doing Nookie, and those cops showed up and arrested Fred Durst for rocking too hard. Yeah.

Well, there was one group of cops that came in and arrested him for rocking too hard, and then a completely separate group came in and arrested him for rapping too hard. It was crazy. He went free because it was double jeopardy. You can't get brought up on two crimes. If two cops try to arrest you at the same time, you get to go free, that's one part of double jeopardy. Do you remember the crazy commercials before the Women's March was like Saturday, Saturday, Saturday in Washington, D.C. Like, I didn't even want to go to it, but honestly, I just got hooked by the commercials going on.

I felt like it was huge. If you don't come down, you're a bitch. And like, Grave Digger was supposed to be there. You guys remember that? Oh, but I mean, it got shut down so early. It got shut down so, like, I mean, I guess it was almost riots. But the after parties that they had were fucking sick. Yeah.

I mean. Yeah. I met Juice World there before, you know. Before what? He died? Yeah, I gave him that stuff. But you guys realized the reason Gravedigger didn't perform was because they had a woman driving the damn car. I gave Juice World a bag of a bag of poison.

I thought the car was a, woman. That's what it was? Yeah. I gave him a bag of poison before. Damn. I gave him a bag of poison. I said, don't take this. This will kill you. And he was like, I know what you mean. And then I never saw him alive again. But I saw him dead 400 more times. Took him a long time to bury him. Yeah. It's like a weekend at Bernie situation where you're just hanging out for, did you just blink really fast? Yeah. Well, they kept trying to bury him. them but then they just would hit

something they'd hit another person's coffin they go oh fuck we got to retry now they were trying to give them yeah they were trying to give them a burial on the plane that was the problem yeah yeah exactly they're trying to bury them in a trampoline graveyard where they buried all these like an elephant graveyard

of two year old trampolines that don't fit in the new backyard when you're lower in the property value yeah the thing's missing about 30 springs it's no good lost its bounce it's going to take 10% off you're going to take more to repair it

than the thing's even worth in the first place that's that's where the gunfight scene takes place in Conair isn't that field full of abandoned trampolades they're jumping doing flips at each other it was pretty sick honestly

I really like you know Malcolm Gladwell's essay about that called The Death of Fun oh yeah true it hits hard Speaking of a nice list Nottie list

What? Yeah What'd he do? Of course Look like a weird freak He does look like a Muppet Yeah but also like the Dalai Lama made the naughty list too

Yeah He looks like he's been hooked up to an IV For like two years Yeah Malcolm Gladwell looks like an ante Yeah The Dalai Lama's on the naughty list Because I mean you go to fucking

You I saw a picture of him at Bergheim Which you're not supposed to have pictures of to fuck the Dalai Lama with his stupid rules he's some guy he's some giggly weirdo

that laughs all the time yeah relax hanging out with Bill Clinton ah it's important to laugh shut up he laughs because he knows all their secrets about fucking kids

I fucking hate the Dalai Lama well you know he was at Astro World oh was he yeah why do you think it went so wrong I know he told all those kids to rush the stage he's doing Titanic prayers for them too he said he stood up

and he said hey life's too short Yeah Fuck it It says I mean it says here also Speaking to ask the world It says Travis Scott

Nice lists Not his fault He had nothing to do with it It was the crowd's fault Oh yeah The crowd is on the No one ever blames the crowd And like there's some bad crowds

There's some crowds You know That you know Like English football fans That deserve whatever happened to them Blame the mob Not the mentality Yeah

That's right But he who is not You know who had a lot of crowds at one point is Adolf Hitler. So think about that. What list is he on? Oh. A pot about list. Yeah, I don't get it.

We are all on the naughty list. Yeah. Except me. Who's like the Hitler-Ri-all's podcast? Actually, we're a good podcast. We don't have one. I'll just say palma. Yeah.

Yeah, that's true, actually. Yeah. Safe bit. Yeah. you know I see Satan here is on the nice list though actually I don't think he was responsible for well you realize he used to be an angel yeah that's true people don't they don't teach that in school but lucifer actually means angel I like not all those who wonder are lost you had a whole like complicated backstory Satan yeah well it was basically that no one prayed for him because he was like the devil

and shit and so he became a fallen angel yeah and nobody prayed when he needed it the most And people don't share photos when it says like, like for Jesus, ignore for Satan. Yeah. People don't share enough of those. He had like one wing, right? And like that big sword.

Yeah. I think, yeah, that's him. And like white hair. Yeah, yeah. And he was the main villain in Final Fantasy 7. Yeah. What are you talking about? Huh?

Chilling you. How much? I'm just hanging out. Me too. Are we recording? not yet. Not yet. I think we're going to start soon. Yeah. All right. Welcome to the second annual Rift Smith. Wait, it's a Robin Williams Riff's Christmas. Oh, right. I forgot about that. Let's see. Robin Williams Noddy List. He stole his talent from the worlds. He stole from Dane Cook, I think. And he

he hoovered up a lot of, he abandoned the people of the earth and selfishly went to live in heaven. I'm Robin Williams I'm stuck in a room with five gay men Oh oh I'm not one of them I'm not one of them All you have to do to be good at improv Is just abuse cocaine for 30 straight years

Yeah like yeah And big surprise it caught up with him I don't think it did Yeah you're right Yeah I think it was the movies He started his bicentadial man He started doing all those depressing movies Yeah

No more Mork and Mindy or whatever No more flubber. Maybe if you did Flubber, too. He did Hoosline like once every four years. That's not enough to keep you alive. If you have the access to be on Whose Line and you're not using it every year, you're fucked up. You are fucking up. Like Colin Mochre and Ryan Stiles are going to live

to be 200 years old. You're never going nowhere. Robin Williams, he actually killed himself. When he was recording the voice lines for Aladdin, he got to the scene where Jafar turns into the giant evil genie, went home and he killed himself right after that. they had to get a voice double you said you said the j word you don't oh you don't like the j word pet which one jafar or giant or jean oh it's all of them just giant it's not j it's not jit it's not giants with the g no we got to stop he's getting really he's physically getting hurt now he's holding up that blanket and his hands are just shremble sucking his thumb through the blanket oh my god that's really

gross. Sucking it through the blanket? You don't do that? Do you have a glory hole in your door that you suck your own thumb through? What is that? Well, I don't want to suck my own thumb. And if I put it through the hole, it's somebody else's thumb because I forget where it went.

It's called your scory hole. Yeah, it's what I use when I get scored. I'm just imagining like a rapper bragging me, like, She sucked me through the blanket. Isn't that a, like a Hasidic Jew thing? Don't they fuck through a hole in a blanket? Now, is that a stereotype or is it true? I don't think that could be a stereotyp.

Get our old friend. Yeah. You know what? I don't mean to be stereotypical, but I think Jews go to a synagogue on Saturday. I'll say it. I want to be honest. I think I'd get in a lot of trouble if I was ever in a situation

where I was allowed to ask a Jewish man a lot of questions about Judaism. I don't think I'd go over well. No. I don't think they'd like a lot of sincere earnest questions. Might be a Frost Nixon. I mean, that's it.

It might be a movie because my life is. True. Yeah. Podcasters' life is a movie, dude. Basically. True. Every single day. You just hang around all day, sit in your big computer chair

and get sweaty and get a used to me. You guys think about like, man, I get to do like my dream job with my friends like every week and I'm practically a god. Yep. Yeah, I don't think that most of the time. This is not my dream job.

Money, pussy weed. My dream. Nope. X games. Oh, you. That would be sick. I want to be like an equipment manager for like the end of doilers

and honestly do a little bit of heroin. That's my dream. I think I want to be in a Lego set, dude. I'm moving to a Lego set. Yeah? What? Really? Like,

I'm gonna be like one inch tall. Like Pirates? That'd be cool. Whoa. Like rock Raiders or some shit? Old school. You get big lost in a big Tupperware forever. Yeah,

with all my homies. You just have like pieces of, some of some kind that looks like me or Patrick is just going to eat your ass. Only thing to play with is like a part of a, of a control board for a Star Wars. ship. Yeah. He's a flat piece.

Yo, dude, this one kid left me in some Play-Doh. That's what's up. Dude, I'm stuck here with a girl with a ponytail and Jar Jar Jarre Binks. I'm doing pretty good. My life of Lego set.

My life a Lego set for real. Direction's been lost, though. Damn. Sorry, did I get too personal? Yeah, I might be missing a few pieces. Damn. Yo, my wife, my wife be like a Lego set because she's got a mini figure. She's petite as hell. Oh. Is that good? Okay. And she got a cylindrical head. Oh, it's just a with the round edges. My girl so, my girl so yellow, she looks like a Simpsons. Her boobs are

drawn onto her flat body. Frowny face. Yeah, my girl got four holes in the back and holes in her feet too. How well she's supposed to sit down? it'd be cool to be a Lego man I would put some hair on my damn head come on nah because you don't have elbow so you can't scratch your nuts that's true I don't need to scratch my nuts

you gotta clip your beer into your hand like fuck like every time I gotta scratch my nuts every day that'd be great though clipping your beer into hand into your hand you're like oh no I can drop my beer you guys already you guys already had to do that for Patrick

or else you would never be able to drink a beer We do Edward Waterhands with Patrick every day so that he actually drinks water. It's just easier to clip beer into your hands. It just snaps in the place, Patrick. You can do it. We did Edward Water. We tried to do Edward Water Hands. He didn't understand it, so we had to change it to Patrick Waterhands. Yeah, because it's my middle name. I don't know why you guys were calling me, Patch, or Edward. Oh, you got your name.

You just forgot your name, Patrick. Well, yeah, you were saying my middle name, and then I thought it was my first name. Quick, Patrick, what's your social security number? 0, 2, 3. There's no way he's going to get it right. You know what it sucks. I almost said the real one.

I almost said the real one and I had to stop. We got at least two real digits there, maybe three. Camera had to hit the shock ankle bracelet. I'll probably forget. If you guys ask him again, we could probably get the middle numbers next week and then get the final numbers two weeks from now as he keeps forgetting that he gave us a few

no he definitely has said some part of it before we asked for his pin number next because that's going to be the last four digits of his social well that's easy that's easy that's uh the first it's easy that's one one one one one it's the first number all right well okay well watch this

branson spell mississippi m i s s s s s i s s i p p p i did you do it wrong on purpose I thought it was pretty good that was a decent that was a decent three S is in a row no that's just how I

no I just talk I said it with an CPI M SPSI SPII You added You said it wrong I can type it Hold on

Patrick's laughing really hard and then you go MIPI See that's how you type type up. Right? Well, now you got it because you had like a minute to type

MIPA Pissy. Whatever. I'll spell it right now. L-S-I-B-B-I-T-I. No, make him spell something different. You've got T-E-S-G-E-O. Okay, Pat, spell or pronounce E-W-O. Well.

Pronounce A-W-O. Ow. Y-W-O. Y-W-O. Y-W-O. Y-W-O. E-O. T-W-O.

Wow. The BBO is 12. I knew what it was immediately after you said it. Okay, what is the capital of the United States? Washington, D.C. Damn. Wow. And what's the capital of Washington, D.C.?

Sixthine hundred Pennsylvania Avenue. There you go. See, Brancy got it right. It's the White House. Uh-huh. Oh. All right. I thought you meant the other Washington, D.C.

the one on the west coast It's a capital of New York State Oh okay Capital of New York is Albany Branson Do we have any last minute nice Or naughty?

I don't know Before we wrap this up here Q-HF naughty list Yep Mickey face Mm-hmm Uh

Uh All that list All naughty All naughty One all nice It seems But it does say The fans of the podcast

Even more naughty Yeah So kind of We're still possibly naughtiest yes yeah so basically fuck all of you

yeah basically eat my crud and hey from potabelle list to episode one merry merry Christmas you filthy animals yeah

I didn't think you guys were gonna go there I hope you all get to did to prop your your feet up eat some yule tide ham and watch and you get to watch

die hard and don't forget unwrapping the damn presents on Christmas morning that's right seriously don't forget to do that do what

Don't forget to do what? Open the presents. If you got a puppy in there, it's going to die if you don't unwrap it. You have to wrap the puppy? I already wrap the puppy. All right. Bye,

everybody. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.