Podcast About List - Ep. 181 - Bob Marley

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

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Come in, come there, come here, come in, and we see your butt. All accounts for the ball list. Every crap monster. Top story tonight. The amount of turds and farts in London has gone down. That's good. We used to have over one million forts and a billion turds. Oh, this is good news.

Wow. It's bad news. It's bad news. We used to love turds. I'm Nicholas Cannon with BBC One. We used to have one billion forts And one million turds Londoners take to the streets to complain

Farts used to be up in the billions And the turds used to be in the millions There's far less farts than there used to be It's far less farts Well you see Boris got in the office And they can't go to Can't even go down in a shop By a bird's turd

You can't even do that You used to be able to go buy a woman's shit In a store Yeah no you can't even smell a woman's fart on the street. You're not even allowed to go under a woman's pants and smell a fort anymore. And you can't even fall with him into the bathroom. Nowadays with all his

me too, you can't even smell and I'm in the Beatles. And I'm Ringo. And I'm Ringo you know, I'm old. You know I'm John. You can't even write an album about a woman's part anymore. I can't even make a beautiful album about a woman's part

anymore. It's bloody mental in it. You can't even. We get in the studio, we got the bass lines coming in his song. song is I want to eat your turts and then they shut off

the recorders they say get out They won't let me play the bass They won't even let me play the bass They say it sounds too much like a fart I have a fart pedal

I have a fart pedal That makes my bass It used to be Sergeant Pepper's lonely Fought Club band They made a Sergeant Poopers Sergeant Poopers

Smelly Fart Club band Turgent Poopers Turgent Poopers Turgent Poopers Smelly Fart Club club hand covered in poo a club

hand covered in poop those beetles actually they were addicted to shit and boo boo-boo yeah

well it was buddy mental we would go down to the we used to make songs about TT and Farfar can't do that

anymore TT and Farfar I used to go make BBs and write a song and write a song about Ringo went boom boom boom in his underwear

in his unders his under his under His trousers His trousers We're running We were running We were in Madison Square Garden

We were playing Shay Stadium He shot his pants He was supposed to play the drum Like boom boom He made a complete booty They replaced his A stool

They replaced his stool with a toilet And he went out there And he went out there on a field He went out there on a field And he played a drums on the toilet And people thought This is this is mental People thought it was mental

And when We wrote the song Maxwell's brown hammer Fuck you, Maxwell Fart you, Maxwell's poop Maxwell smells good Like poop Yeah, if you play the Beatles

Yeah, if you play the Beatles backwards They say, I like to smell poop Poop is a good smell to me I love that's also forwards The thing is yeah, forwards It says poop smell good eye Poop smell good eye Yeah, poop smell good eye

Yeah, because backwards I could smell poop We didn't even do drugs We would just sit around We'd give each other pink eye It was called Janken We get high on getting each other pink eye It was called Jankham

And we used to Red eyes all the time That's why people thought We used smoking marijuana You put it in a balloon And you inhale it And that's what I did You put it jencom in a balloon

You put in a balloon And then the fumes Go into the balloon And it circulates We flew using a balloon We used to go on tools We used to fly I used to have another eye

We used to hang out with this blow I used to have wheels Flying Purple Peoples I used to be a robot in it One eyed one eye One eye'm flying purple people either. He was funny. Don't even get me started on him. He had one eye, one horn. He was eating people. He was eating people. What color was purple? Purple? He was purple eating people. I used to be one inch tall before I was born. I was one inch. And then after a couple of weeks I was one foot tall. I was born a dog. They raised me. I was a dog. Raised me as a dog. And I used to sniff farts. And I used to. And I used to to sniff

forts and they started getting rid of farts in London We used to have a billion

forts? We used to have a billion farts in one million We used to have a billion forts

now there's barely one You can't even go to the shops anymore You can't even go to the shops

anymore and boy a fart These masks they have us wearing I can't even smell I can't even

I can even That is true You can't Like if you're If you're a guy who jacks off to the smell of stinky women on the street

you got seriously you got seriously like your shnaz got if you're a stinky winker if you're a stinky winker winking at stinkies if you make your if you're blinking your winker to stinkies on the street if you make your your dipsy

go la la to stinky winkies absolutely yeah and until you make poe did you guys ever figure out where this lyric was from that I thought that I remembered the lyric I sent you guys no the rap lyric I thought you wrote that. No, I'm trying to remember where it's from. If anybody... I thought you made that up. Can you just say the line? If anyone knows where it's

from, just say it. Let me know. Hold on. It's like, in my brain, it's like a British voice. It's like, I just had a chat with a rat and a cat, and then I became black with a backwards hat. Does anyone know where that's from? I think, I think that's skepta. I just had a chat with a rat and a cat, and then I became black with a backwood's hat. hat. That's got to be from a real song. I don't think that's a real

drill song. I just had a chat with a rat and a cat and then I become black with the back of what's hot. Well, maybe we can figure it out what are the ad libs in between it? Because that what's like

the hype man saying I think he says black four times. Yeah. I just had a chat black. Yeah. With a rat and a cat black. And then I became black. Oh, it's from cat rat chat.

Oh, shit. That's a Tim Westwood freestyle. What does he mean? I became black. I don't, I don't know. You know how in, like, rehab by Amy Winehouse, she says, yes, I've been black. What?

Does she? Well, I don't think so, because the next line is, with a backwards hat. In rehab by Amy Winehouse? I became black with the backwards. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever happened to her. She hasn't been making music play with.

I died on my birthday. She died? Best gift ever I don't get I hate her She's like the Justin Bieber I think she sucks I think Amy Winehouse

sucks She has a great voice I don't give a fuck dude You know it was Under A great voice is what they say About people who don't know How to write a damn song

To save their lives Well have you heard her cover of Valerie A cover? Yeah she doesn't know how to write a song Bud True actually She only can write songs about drugs And

Gangs and And sex What? Yeah Yeah That's what rehab's about. Yeah. I thought she was going to like occupational therapy.

No. I thought she was doing, I thought she was learning, re-learning how to walk after a broken leg. You think she had a spinal cord injury? It tried to make me go to rehab for my broken toe. She got, she got a satch, she, there was an assassination attempt. Yes, it went black as I. The toe turned black.

She had to relearned to walk. I had to go to rehab because my toe turned black. That's what happens if you get frostbite Remember that fucking Mr. Deeds? I thought Frostbite turns your shit into icicles Mr. Deeds, John Titoro? What? No, it turns your shit into icicles and it pops off. John Titoro is like a...

Oh, no, no, no, no. And it turns black. John Titoro hits it with the thing. You guys are mixing things up. Frostbite, it turns... Mr. Deeds is a completely black foot. Stop. And you hit a wall with it and then it explodes into a million pieces.

No, you're thinking of liquid nitrogen. No. Yeah, I don't think it's... and Jason X. Stop that. Let's talk about what Cameron wants to talk about. Oh, yeah. Okay, King Cameron.

What do you want to talk about? No, I would say you guys were both talking at the same time, and I picked you talking about Frostbite over you just saying the names of movies and stuff. So you can, like, do whatever. He wants to talk about something. He has a thing he had to say today. No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, you did.

What did I need to say today? All right. I guess he doesn't even want to reveal the surprise. What's the surprise? Oh, my God. Are you fucking blowing this? You are blowing this so bad. What do I do?

He's fucking blowing it up, man. Yeah. What? You're completely blowing it right now. What am I blowing? Oh, my God. Is he, like, I can't tell if he's joking. This remind me off Mike.

Does he do that again? What is it? The thing. Oh, the thing. Yeah. Yeah, so, um. We are having, we did a thing. And keep going.

Come on. And. Is it big or small? It's a little big. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. And.

And say the, say what? The best part. The best part is the size of it. Which is huge. Yeah. And who's going to be there? Every, some. people but almost everyone maybe maybe maybe almost everyone there's a number 100 yep that's huge

yeah that could be big for us and what where is it everywhere streaming streaming is big right streaming streaming is really big right there everywhere streaming and when is it and when is it coming out tomorrow tomorrow So he'll be looking out for that guys It's going to be really awesome I thought he was he was blowing it And then he redeemed himself Really nailed it

The stuck the landing this guy Yeah So if anyone That was a little example If anybody wants to Get coached by Being Caleb Well if anyone wants

Being Caleb were offering coaching services On saying things On announcing things I just get really shy When I'm announcing See we're doing a king speech Right now That's why we started

I never saw that movie It looked kind of stupid Also, I don't want to muddy my image of the king. True. It's like the king is a strong, man. Whoa. You're the cardboard king. See, and that was the actual thing I want to talk about.

You're in a cardboard castle like Wotsky right now. We finally all went to the Hollywood Burger King. Yep. It's a big day for us. Mm-hmm. I had a sandwich that tried to kill me. Yep, he ate a chicken. I had a...

Wapelle. Wapel impossible. Impossible. No, I had a normal. I had a possible. Wopper. Oh, was it? As a possible.

Possible wobble. They cross out, when you get a normal wopper, they cross out the M on the rapper. Yep. Possible Wopper. Yeah. I genuinely thought you got an impossible. Fuck. I don't want to eat the impossible meat.

It's too, I think it will give me cancer. And I haven't eaten so much of it. I have hepatitis, so I can't. Oh, yeah. Caleb got diet. When we were at the Hollywood Burger King, Caleb found out he has hepatitis A. I have hepatitis A, which I think got from it. So what does that one do?

I think it instantly. kills yeah it instantly kills you oh my god you get that blood work done like no months ago he's faking it for attention he's dead he's faking it for attention

he's are my death rattles he's he's faking it for attention he's not making it for attention he's not making his microphone this is a muscle spasm of twitch my dying now he's stealing jokes from Futurama oh damn

oh damn we got him Uh, wait, give me, give you all my money. What does he say? I'm fry. I'm fry. From the future. From the past. From the past.

I live in the future. And it's crazy here. And it's crazy. And let me list my friends. A crazy-ass robot, a lady with one eye, the oldest man I ever met. Yeah, I think you could say my life is not on the average that you expect from a shiny metal ice. Okay.

So I will buy the shiny metal ass later. My hair is orange. I really. want to bite a shiny middle asses instant. So, okay, yeah, I have a kind of a weird life. I know all these people. I abandoned my sweet dog. I made a dog episode that everyone cried at.

Yes, I know a doctor. My dog episode was crazy. I know a doctor. I know a dog at an episode. I know the reddest squid, man. I know a guy who's from a different, and he's mean. Yeah. My ship is green.

It flies 3D. Yes, sir. Yep. Yep, the fry wrap Shut up and take My ship is green If fries 3D My friend is Bender

My friend is my cipher My friend is my friender Bender's my friender My friend is Bender He is my friender Till the ender Yeah Shut up and take my cipher

My slave is No No Lila's not a slave Right No No well My girlfriend

Leva Leela, she is my Sleva. Yeah, her one eye is creeper. Creepy. The one eye creeped me. Creep me. And then it peeped me. Her one eye peeped me.

Yep. Yep. My red friend, Zoidberg. That guy's Jamaican. I think he's faking. I don't think they hired a Jamaican guy to do that voice. I think it's, I think the character is fake. I think it's animated.

They hired Bob Marley to play him. Dr. Farnsworth. He's in a harm's world. I don't think Bob Marley played him. No, I think he did. That's Bob Marley. In the future of him,

that's Bob Marley. You know that? Hey, babe, you know, that's actually Bob Marley. That's his final role. You know, that doctor is actually Bob Marley. They wrote the whole show. They had all these clips of Bob Marley They were supposed to come out in the 70s

They cut it together from his songs That's why his dialogue Never makes sense Hey how am I looking today Both Both yeah What happened to the ship Sold

When we go high They go Oh, you look really frustrated right now. Fuck. Hey, do you want some of my food? Share. What's it called when you like, go to war? Soldja.

They're just asking a question. What's your favorite Star Wars movie? So, no. It's only from Buffalo. Yeah. Where are we? America. You feeling okay today?

What are you feeling? What are you feeling? Dread. What kind of attack are you having? Heart. How happy are you right now? So, really? Jha.

Oh, fuck, dude. Can you sing or something? No. What's that guy's name? Lobaf, Jasso. What's your favorite pirate series? And where do they go? Godi, beyond.

It's because of the point where they're just putting together syllable. It just makes no sense. Mesao pa. Pasta. What do you want for dinner? Basta That's pretty good to me Yeah

It's really Bob Marley on Futurama It actually is him And we just proved it with math We proved it by By dismantling this crap Damn, we just dismantled this crap We dismantled the crap that is Futurama Did you know Dr. Zoydberg was also Bob Marley?

Yeah Well, he sounds just like him Yeah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa They just speed that up, that's what it is. That's what that. That's why he does that sound. It's just, oh, yeah, yeah.

Actually, I think every character on Futurama is voiced by Bob Marley. Yeah, it's voiced by Bob Marley main comedian. Chips and Dip, they're really good. I forgot about that guy. Yeah, he had a bit about chips and dip that I heard when I was like in fourth grade. And I was like, you know, it's crazy that that's his name, but he's actually a good comedian, too. I didn't realize that there was such, there's this multi-hyphenate Bob Marley. Yeah, he has to go.

I didn't know that he could do both. He has to go by Bob Marley comedian. Both reggae and comedy. That would be funny if he went, because he doesn't talk, I don't think he has, like, a bit about it. I don't think he talks. I don't think he talks. I think he goes out there and is like, hey, ha, wait, there's no way he doesn't talk about the fact that his name is Bob Marley. He probably

does it in like a very early. I don't think, I think it's the type of thing where he does it. And your next guy's really funny. You've seen him on Conan O'Brien. I think, I mean, the the way they've seen him in Jamaica, the Bob Marley comes out, I was just there on vacation. The way that he talks and stuff, I feel like that's just,

it's just enough of a joke already for them to say Bob Marley and him come out and just do his main routine and that accent. You've seen him in the heart of the art of Zion. Bob Miley Yeah Bob Bob

Bob Miley You've seen him on Futurama He does every voice on Futurama Put your hands together for Bob Miley Both Yeah

Buf He's just doing jokes He's just doing jokes That are just lines Yeah Yeah I shot the Buffalo

He played played the dog on on Futurama too and he was like boff boff boff

boff boff he did all the sound he did all the sound effects so when there's a helicopter goes like lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo

yeah yeah and the theme song pretty much every sound you've ever heard was actually it was a bob marley sample it's a bob marley sample he's the most sampled man in history mm-hmm mm-hmm yep it's true yep it's actually true we at who sampled dot com i'm adam ruins everything futureama actually did not sample any of bob marley's voice it's a common misconception that futureama is completely made up of Bob Marley vocal samples. Actually, not true. Actually, only the Jamaican guys, Bob Marley.

And yes, the dog. And some of Zoidberg's minds. Soydberg is actually voiced by the comedian Bob Marley. Do you guys want to start a huge disinformation campaign about something? Absolutely. Yeah, that'd be cool. I could do that. We should do that with the Borat thing that you made up.

Oh, yeah. Borat never actually says my wife. No, he doesn't say, he doesn't say, my wife. He says, he says my wife. He doesn't go like, my wife. He doesn't look at the camera and go, my wife. Yeah, but that's like the way people say like, no, I'm right about this. You're completely, no, you're not.

It's an insane thing to claim that he never says my wife. He says, this is my wife, but he doesn't go like. Okay, what? No, you know what it is is people say my wife in the cadence that he says high five in. And he doesn't say it in that cadence. He doesn't go, my wife in the movie, he goes, high-five. Did you know Borat never actually says my wife in that cadence? Fun fact.

Mind-blowing. Newbie trivia. I'm searching Borat My Wife clip. I want to hear how he says it. He says, this is my wife. He said, this is my wife. This is my wife. Liberty Mutual, Ed.

I don't remember hearing this kind of rock and roll in the Morat theater. I saw it. Oh, you remember when Borett? You know when Borett... Listen. That's from the movie. That's from the TV show. It's him.

Oh, it's from the TV show. I say he never says it in the movie, so... Fuck you, dude. You were fucking up bad. You remember that scene in Borett where he goes like, Labor Team Mutual. I do. I do.

They need to go ahead and make a Borett 3. Dude, they need to let me write. Bring it back the other way And do it with a boy main character Mm-hmm You know Maybe some bald guy Yeah

Yeah Maybe three guys Maybe three boarats Maybe three fucking boarats From America We go to Kazakhstan We go to China Make up how mixed up the people

You call Kazakhstan? Kazakhstan He called it Kazakhstan Is that what is it Kazakhstan? No, it's Kazakhstan Okay

I don't know It's Kazakistan oh He's talking about freaking shaka Khan over here Shaka Kahnistan. I would love to go to that country. We need to go to, we need to, we need to make a deal with China.

That one? No. You know that song and the guy's like Shaka Khan? No. Saka Khan, let me rock. Do it? You know that one? No, I don't. Dude, it's so good. It's such a good song. Are you doing bagpipes from Baghdad by M.M? No. Does he say that and that? Is that sampled it? Shaka Khan. Shaka Khan.

Chaka Khan. The guy. It goes like, And then it's got that Stevie Wonder sample. Do you think we could sell a movie in China that is us doing Borat from America in China and just walk around thinking that noodles or cheeseburgers and leaving our shoes on when we walk inside of the stores? Yeah. Actually, yeah, they would actually really like that. I feel like they would eat that up, dude.

They would love that. We'd just do the same thing. We would make so much money. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we all, we learn Mandarin and then we're the three fat cheeseburger boys. Yeah. That's the name of the movie.

boy the burger boys and we just fucking walk around saying in chinese we do we somehow do like a texas accent yeah so yeah yeah i mean go ahead and do it spaghetti well no do it in chinese probably me me me how do you say chinese let me here i got google shi now wo she wo she man wo she me howe de byron new lee what's that man wo she me de byron new lee what's She need a day byron newly. What does that mean? I'm your Caucasian slave. I just walking around.

Everybody, I'm your slave. I do feel like... America is your slave. I feel like that might be the number one hit single in China. I would love to be a slave to a farmer in China. Yeah. I don't think you'd like that. I don't think I wouldn't...

I don't know. I'd love it. I would love it. I would love to be a slave to a farmer in China. Everyone always says, like, oh, I want to be, I want to go to be, like, a farmer. Everyone knows, they see those videos of, like, people, like, farming in China. I shouldn't be like, I need to live like this, but they wouldn't be able to do it. And I wouldn't be able to do it either, unless I was a slave and forced to.

Yeah. Okay. So I would like to be a slave and then you would find happiness. Yeah, I would find happiness, yeah. Nice peace, serenity. Yeah. You end up, like, pungzai, and you're like. You will, no, because I'd be a slave.

Yeah, but they could still make you Not a slave What are you saying about him? No, I'm saying they could make you No, I would be like Pang's eye slave You, okay Yeah, but they would be his beer slave What?

You could be his beer slave Well, I prefer to work Do like food challenges But like your stomach's too small And they're making you I wouldn't get to do challenges They'd be like one Like pee that weighs 1,000 pounds

Can we do man versus food with Can we do man versus food with Cameron And it's him like Going around doing Food challenges taking two bites And be like Oh Yeah

He's not his food with Cameron, but he, like, just has to eat, like, goulash or something. Yeah, what's goulash? It's like a... Okay, here he's thinking. It's a Hungarian dish, I think. What's in it? Well, yeah, what is? I didn't ask where it's from.

I think it's from. I think it's a tomato-based. He's doing his math thing. He's saying the question back, what is goulash? What is goulash? Gulash is... The Oxford English Dictionary. And ground beef.

You're thinking of spaghetti. I'm thinking of American. goulash and my aunt made. There's just one night we went camping and my aunt made a bunch of... She called it American goulash. She's just like Bolinese with pretty much, yeah. She called it American goulash. We all had to eat it and I got really mad because I fucking hated it. You don't like a bolognaise? I don't like American goulash. I'm going to put you in the American gulag. Yeah. I'm sitting you to San Quentin prison. You're can get turned out. I wish. It turned out like a sleeping bag. I wish I got turned out.

Yeah, you're going to go and everyone in the entire prison will fuck you. Yeah, that's my plan. And it's going to happen. They're going to tie-dye you. I'll put rubber bands on both your ass and twist you up. Basically what's going to happen? Basically, the entire cast of We Are the World Music Video is going to fuck you. As soon as I get to jail, I'm fucking everybody.

Nope. You're going to get... I'm letting everybody up in here. No. As soon as I get to jail? No. As soon as I get to jail? That's a bad rule, man.

That's how you get them to like a pig. I put an apple in my bed. belly and I laid down on the table. Here's what you've got to do. First day of jail. You've got to walk in the middle of the cafeteria and say, hey, guys, if anyone just wants to fuck me, I'm just going to be sleeping the entire time I'm here, and you can just go for it. Yeah, I'm putting an apple in my mouth. I'm getting up on the lunch table. I'm letting people go to town. Mm-hmm. Did you just sagging your pants in jail actually means that you want somebody to fuck your butt? No, it means you're cool, I think.

That's the thing that would go around on Facebook. The picture. It'd be a picture of you. Yeah. You know, swag means secretly we are gay? Yeah, it does actually mean that. Yeah. The sagging one's not true, but that one's true. It was invented by scientists as an acronym to trick people, to trick jocks.

Yeah. Nerds invented it to trick jocks. What if we come up with a word? What if we develop an acronym? Did you know that she... It's one of the most... That's perfect. Powerful acronyms.

It's the coolest word. ever, but secretly it means that they're homosexual. You probably don't even know what that means. Yeah. I guess they have to look up the dictionary definition for homosexual line. I don't think they've even seen a dictionary in their life, little untouched one.

We're professors. We're scientists. I am an adjunct professor at Harvard. We're three scientists. Slash professors. Imagine a bunch of guys hanging out at their apartment. We have to develop a theory. We're going to develop the most powerful acronym.

We have to take down the cool guys. I will say that did put a... They were trying to... Why was there like a fucking war on swag? Like, why did they not want swag to happen? Oh, do you? When people were saying... S-W-A-G-I-T at people?

Dude, what? Oh, yeah. What was up with that? Why was that such a hot-button issue for like two years, bro? I mean, it's because, like... I mean, it was the classists. Oh, yeah, true. the class the class people versus the swag people yeah because the people who the people who

said s w a g it did not have class that's true that's true that's classless yeah that was absolutely classless yeah yeah but you know what it was it's like people people with the people with swag were getting all the girls and they weren't that's true they were cleaning them up the guys with class weren't um treating women like gentlemen the guys with class were pissed off they were spending so much money on belts and then the the sweat someone Swag. And then here comes one guy with an obey snapback. That's what I'm saying.

Uh-huh. And he's sweeping the floor. Literally. He's the janitor. The janitor had swag back in the day. And he's fucking all the girls. It's simple as that. The janitor used to fuck the girls.

They actually sent him to jail because he had too much swag. Yeah. Because the janitor was fucking all the girls. Yeah, I think they sent him to jail and it became like the jail janitor pretty much. There's no girls to fuck there. Yeah. I said he fucked his food. you just sit around fucking his food in jail I heard a story about it to enter the fucked his food in jail

there's this guy on the youtube he makes like just all this prison food because he's like in a halfway house and he just has all done like just different foods made out of like Doritos and shit oh yeah it's like the loaf yeah like all that shit yeah and he cuts it with like his inmate card into prison and then and then one uh one video like right in the middle I was just watching all of them one video right in the middle he teaches you how to make like a blanket that you could fuck He just, like, gets, like, a pillow and puts, like, yellow in it? Who is the guy? Is it, like, his old channel?

I don't know his name. Oh, is there's that, there's that, um, the Fice did, like, a series with this, like, pro skater, Andy Roy. This guy's not a skater. Yeah, he teaches you how to make the sweet and sour, uh, sweet and sour pork. And it looks like the worst thing in the world. Yeah, it's just, like, ketchup and pork rinds. Yeah.

Yeah. Something like that. And, like, canned tuna. Uh-huh. Dude, it's also, there's, like, this big brother interview from, like, 94 talking to, like, he's talking about the time he was. went to jail and he's saying like all this shit like oh i'm a really good manipulator i can get guys to uh to to cuddle up with me like he's like talking about his time in prison he's just like

that's cool dude yeah it's so fucked up do you guys ever plan on going to prison yeah i probably will yeah i'm gonna for all the piracy i've done you think you're gonna get hit with a spectrum i'm not i'm not condoning what andy roy did i'm just saying it was fucked up what did what did andy roy do what i guess he like he said he's good at manipulating men in prison That's cool. That is cool. They're prisoners. They don't matter.

Anything you do in there doesn't count when you get out. That's the point of being in there is that when you're out, it's a different, you're different guy. There's no rules. They said, they, uh, they said, like, his nickname in prison was like the cuddl monster or something. Like, that's what, like, the interview says, like, it's the most wild fucking interview of all time. That sounds like maybe they were scared of him. Yeah.

He's the cuddl monster. Or like, oh, fuck with the cull monster. Dude, that's so, like, being the guy in prison known as, like, Cuddlebug? Yeah. Oh, man, you don't want to fuck with him. That's Cuddlebug. That's the tickle monster.

Yeah, that's tickles. You don't want to fuck with tickles. He'll actually tickle you. But like, yeah, not to make it dark, but like his whole actual thing is actually tickling. That's how we save this bit from being. Nope. No. No.

We try it needs to be dangerous water. What are you talking about? What is he's freaking out right now? It's making me uncomfortable thinking about it. What if I came over there and I tickled you and you, there's nothing you can do about it? What if I held you down? What if I held you? I held you.

What if I held you. You're not like being tickled, and you know that. What if I tiggled you and I tiggled you? What if I slowly... You better not. He sat on your legs, and I sat on your head and your arms, and we just tickled your back. What if we were, like, sandwiched up? Don't, don't you dare, but I'm going to, I'm laying down for...

I'm laying down for no reason. His neck is disappearing. I'm laying on the floor right now for no reason. You're not on the floor. Look at him, dude. He's so afraid. Do you want to stand up? Do you want to just stand up and stand up and stand next to him all right?

I'm not laying down for any particular reason. What if we just... You look cute. You're kind of curled up like a worm or a maggot. You look like an absolute roly-poly, and I just want to tickle your belly to get you to uncurl. Why are you? You're like pill-bucked up. It's okay.

Why are you tinsing up? No, we just want to touch. What is wrong with you? Oh, a foot. We're just going to touch some. What? Oh, so we can't touch them. Oh, so there's no touching rule now.

Oh, great. We don't care. We don't care. This is fine. This is the same. Here comes a tickle monster. What the fuck happened to us? You're spitting all over yourself, you're sputtering monster.

You're drooling because you love turtles. What happened to us? They say you can only get tickled by the people that you love most in the world. Why did it? What do you mean what happened to us? You're the one who switched up on us got ticklish all of a sudden. Do you guys want to tickle after the episode's over? You guys want to have a tickle group?

Is anyone want to start a tickle club? You see that documentary about the... Of course. Why do you think I just did that to you? That's true. Why the fuck do you think I just did that? I was thinking about the documentary pretending I was the star

the entire time I did that. I wish I was the star. No, you don't. I wish that you were splayed out like a star, a five-pointed star. Oh, my God. I had free rein to tickle you wherever I would love to have you. I would love to have you strapped to a wheel.

Yeah, a tickle wheel. Yeah, I could spin around. With a feather that I just hold at the star. The wheel of tickles? I just hold it. I hold a feather. The wheel of Patrick. I hold a feather like the point on the wheel of fortune and he just goes by and it tickles his feet and his neck, his head, his head.

Oh. Oh. I would love that. And if it lands on his nuts, I get to go. That's like, to me, I think that's the worst fetish. Tickling? Yeah. You think that's worst in pedophilia?

Yes. Okay. I think the tier list. Well, because the tier list. Okay. The tier. He has a tier list. So let's get right into the list today.

Pat's fetish, tearless? No, the worst. What's the, what's S-tier? Worst, what is the most disgusting and immoral sexual? No, come on, start S-tier. I think, I don't, pedophilia is not a fetish. Oh, so that's S-tier. I asked what S-tier was, and you're bringing up pedophilia.

He thinks it's not their fault, and they shouldn't go to jail. Oh, fuck. He thinks that they, yeah, okay. I think they should be rounded up and put into a van. And you should take to hang out with them. Okay. Rounded up and brought to my party. Okay, what's the worst of the worst?

Well, the worst is pedophilia. Oh, really? He switched up on us. Oh, really? I think it's tied with tickling. That's the craziest thing. That's insane. That's actually the craziest thing anybody's ever saw on the show.

And a three-way tie is probably pedophilia, tickling, poop eating. Poop eating isn't that crazy to me. He's been talking a lot about eating poop lately. I've been talking about eating poop as long as you guys have known me That's true I've always talked about eating poop I don't want to You know it is you've been having

He's been having too many dreams about me having sex Not a lot dude Not a lot He's had like three You're not about you having sex Three in the past two weeks And then I wake up And nothing happens

No You told me another dream today Do I look like Ariana Grande when I do this? You do He's changing the subject He has sex around it Yeah, he does He has sexual dreams about me

He calls me in the middle of the night To tell me about them Yeah, describes them in detail No, I don't Yeah He's making shit up He says, I just had the cuddliest dream I just had the cuddliest dream

Cameron, you're not going to believe it Patrick became a cuddled bug in my dream I was hanging out with Patrick Just normal cuddling And then the tickle monster showed up So he's saying And then you go But do you think that could actually happen?

Would that happen for real? Do you think it would happen in real life? And the scary part is I woke up. That's right. The scariest part is I couldn't tell if it was a dream or not. I don't have sex dreams about you. You have sex dreams about me and you told me. I've never had sex with either of you in my dreams.

Why are you winking? I've had sex with a lake monster and never you guys. A lake monster? I told you about this. The Lachness monster? No, I had sex with a monster in a lake. Like probably 10 dreams back. Yeah, you told us

I remember the lake monster. I was waking, I was like fucking a, like a monster and I like almost busted when I woke up. Like what type of monster? Like a shape of water monster? It was like, it was literally, you said monster came in a perfect fuck up.

It was like a blue cube with eyes. Me? It was a blue cube? It was like a blue. You said blue you? No, cube. No, you. No, it was like a blue cube with eyes

and like a long neck. Like on top of it. It was like a blue's like a... A neck? Did it have a head or just a neck? It was like a blue cube. box with a neck and like a like a giraffe head so it's kind of like lockness but it was like just a box and I was just fucking and I woke up and I was almost coming in my pants I had to like

hold my penis down Jesus. What is that Jesus? He'll just hold it down like it's some kind of like fucking I was about to fucking busts like a snake that's about to bite you yeah yeah I got that long and strong dude oh I saw that that's a nasty that Caleb came into his living room this nothing I can do about it you can't in here you had you were gray sweatpants challenged up and then i wake up i woke up and i went to the bathroom and i had to pee really bad and then i fucking i had to shove my hard dick like like under the toilet seat because i can't you can't pee with a boner standing up and then it was just yeah you can it was just touching the underside of the toilet scene getting like dude i i'm so good at it

like in the morning when you wake up yeah there's a way to do it we are like you're like stone yeah you wake up you'll ever be you wake up like granite Yeah. And you go over the toilet and you do that thing where you like... You have to, like, stand. Yeah, yeah. You stand. You're, like, fucking your toilet.

Yeah. You're fucking your pee into the toilet. You're making your butt a shelf and you're, like, trying to pee down. Yeah, you're basically making your butt a lawnmower and you're fucking shitting pee into the toilet. Yeah. My toilet is grass and I'm the mower. Mm-hmm. My grandma said that to me once.

She said my toilet is grass and I'm the mower. My step-grandma said that doesn't make sense. What does that mean? A mower doesn't shoot grass into the grass. No, my step-grandma said that... Did she suck up the duties? She said that, like, oh, if you, like, your ass is grass and I'll be the mower.

I was like, you're not my real grandma. Okay, so she didn't say, then you're lying. She did not say the toilet is grass and I'm the mower. I just, I was free associating. That's a bad free association. You accuse your grandma of sucking up dudo. from the toilet into her butt. I don't care.

I can say that she did. I don't have a good relationship with her. Really? So you're claiming that she sucked up turdy, doo-doo, d'is into her... She's fine. Into her bum-bum? I was like that she sucked them.

It's my mom's step-mom. She chopped them and sucked up part of them. And then blew them out of her mouth. Do I say... Do I say step-grandma if it's my mom's step-mom? I would say just a grandma. Because it sounds like my parents are divorced. And I don't want people to get that idea.

I'm going to step- on your grandma's neck. I'm going to wear big high heels, red bottoms. I'm just going to step on her. Yeah, I'm going to do it with flip-flops. I'm going to pierce. Does it smell really bad? It's not the same as, like, when you guys make fun of my mom,

and I feel like I have to defend her. I'm going to use the heel of my high heels, and I'm going to poke through your grandma's cheek like a fish, and I'm just going to fucking catch her. It just feels, this one just feels mean now. I'm going to kill her. I don't know why you're doing that I'm going to manually

You're trying to get me to react And it's not working I'm trying to get you to come over to me So I can tickle you Yeah I'm gonna walk through like a horse stable And flip flops So the like manure is like

It's like between my toes And on the bottom of the flip flop Uh no I'm just gonna do that Okay Is it step grandma? I don't know And your dad

And then I'm gonna walk on your step grandma In your dad I'm gonna install You know how sometimes When they're doing I'm going to install a curing in your dad's back. I installed Sirius XM in my dad's belly. And I listen to Stern on there.

You know when they do when they have to check a cow's stomach and they put that hole on the side of it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to do that with your dad so I can feel all the hot dogs he eats. You do, they do what to cows? They put a hole on the side of them so crazy. So they can put like their, you know, you know when they deal. Like a living cow.

A living cow. They like put a thing that you can. put a plastic glove in and like feel around and like take out like food from their stomach i'm gonna i'm gonna give you what yeah you never heard of that they do look it up look up cowhole i'm gonna give your dad a hook hand i'm gonna give your dad a hook hand and then i'm gonna shut up shut up about my dad show me to call and then i'm gonna call his work and tell him that a pirate's coming to kill everyone i wish i heard that that's funny i wish i heard that i'm sorry for interrupting you i'm looking up oh look yeah you never seen that oh my god put a hole on a side of the fucking cow.

What? Yeah. And it just sputters and spits out. I mean, it's fine. They can't feel pain. Yeah, it doesn't do anything. It doesn't do anything. Look, that lady's got her whole arm in there.

It has no effect. It's crazy, yeah. It is funny that they think they're like, they're like, well, there's no way that would hurt their entire life to have a huge hole of a side of their body. Yeah, there's no way that does anything. You never heard of this? You really haven't?

No, what the fuck? What's it called? There's a name for it. Our openings are. on the side of the cow that allows... Oh, there's like a scientific name, isn't there? Are openings on the side of the cow that allows researchers to access an animal's stomach with a cannula. And you can just do that to like any animal.

Listen. Yeah, they do that to every animal. Experts say that in some cases, cows with portholes live longer. Yeah, because they, uh, you can put more food in there easily. Dude, that's... It's cool. Can you imagine how much... I'm having, I'm having, like, a genuine...

It's a canula. That's what it's called. I'm having, like, a genuine, like, uh, like, one of our... Or like, like... No, the canyal is what they put in it. Every six months where we have that, like, fucking crypto-vegan conversation. That's happening right now to me. I want to do this so bad.

I don't. You don't want to do that? I feel so bad for that cow. I think it would be cool. You just put your hand in it. I... Oh. What if you got to feed...

All right. But listen to me. What if you found a dollar in it? Okay. You might... It's called fistulation. A fistulated cow. You're about to have a fistulated.

Papa. He does by Pepp-Pep. That's what my nephew's called him. Your dad? Yeah, like, he insisted on being called Pepp-P-P-P. That's cool. He's better to be the fistulated father. Fisulated, Pep-Pet.

Fistulated, Fettled. Fistulated father. Baby, before you meet my parents, my dad is, he's fistulated. He has a porpoly. I mean, you can do that to a person through their butt. You're seeing those videos?

You can't reach all. the way through somebody's intestines and feel their stomach. I saw a video. No. I saw a video of a lady is like a like...

You have like fucking a hundred miles of intestine in it. Like a stomach like a lady with a whole head in her ass. That's not the same thing at all. It's different. It's just an asshole. The cows have assholes too.

Yeah, but I saw one where like a like a, there's a movie where a alien comes out. I'm going to put a... God damn. I'm going to put an x-ray machine in front of your dad's mirror

so he thinks he's a skeleton and he gets scared. I need to work on my confidence problems. Okay, let's do it. Let's work on it right now. You are green. You're green. You're green like a cucumber. Yeah, basically I'm just like the greenest guy.

You're supposed to say it with pride. Yeah, I'm like green as. Say it proudly. You're green as the day is long. I'm just like green like money. There we go. What else is good in green? Here's a hint.

Caleb's penis. My penis is not fitting between. I'm green like the penis, Caleb sucks. No. Okay, so if I'm going to suck a penis, yeah, it would probably be a really microscopically small one, like an ants. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you're going to go to jail for that. Can you suck a bug's dick? Yeah. You can't go to jail for abusing an ant. You can. Yeah, you can't. If you put your dick on an ant, you won't go to jail.

My teenage son went to juvie because he was sexually abusing the ants in his ant far. He put honey all over his dick to get a B to suck it. I put pollen on my penis. I get a B to impregnate me. I got impregnated by a B. I don't think that you can go to jail for abusing any butt. I think you have to go to jail. Where do they draw the line where it's a little?

legal to just randomly murder. It just depends on what the judge says in court. Is that really true? They don't have like a lot. They don't have like a... Yeah, that's true. You go to court if you fuck a bug. And they have a trial to decide if you go to jail or not.

They might. Okay, so I, like a horned beetle, you should not be able to fuck that. You probably can't. But an ant or a worm? So you think you should be able to fuck an ant? Yeah. What's the biggest? The biggest bug is like a moth.

They're a giant moths, right? Those, they're really big moths. No, you did not. Uh-huh. Nope. I fucked your aunt. You did not. I'm going to search biggest bug.

Your aunt Judy. I don't have an Aunt Judy. Actually, I think I do have an Aunt Judy. Yeah. He's my great aunt. You fucked her? And I'm Uncle Patrick. She has twin children.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, here's our new list. Because I forgot we had a list and we went really long. Here's our new list. Ten biggest bugs on Earth. All right. Okay.

All right. And we'll find the line here. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Stag beetle. How big is it?

Three inches long. that's the that is that would never you couldn't fuck that because it's the size of like the biggest penis hmm the stag beetle is the size of the biggest penis well listen to this true the three inch long male stag beetle may be most easily recognized by its spiky front antlers also known as mandibles which are a key part of courtship rituals and wrestling matches you'd have more to fear from the slightly smaller females though which don't have the giant spikes but do have a more fearsome bite so would you rather fuck a male or female well The thing is about the horn.

It's like, I might not even want to fuck this beetle, but if it is, if it's beckoning me with its horns, I may kind of fall under its spell. This is perfect for this. This is a male or a female. It's such a funny question. 15 million shares on Facebook.

Listen, Pat, would you rather have sex with a male or a female? Here's a question. Would you rather have sex with a male or a female? The stack beetle is really good for you because it says, it says here, Researchers point to the long maturation time. Four whole years to take it takes for them to be adults.

From larva to adult, that's four years. That me up. That me up. You guys notice how I smell good today. You've been talking about how you smell all day. Yeah, because I had a fart problem. You did have a... It stunk up the entire apartment.

Yeah. I woke up today and I thought that I farted. Caleb had to spend the night at my place camera. I did asleep the night. I heard about it. I did a spend the night. Did you guys play any games or have any fun? We did some pajama stuff

Yeah Yeah We had another Pajama accident We had a pajama interaction Yeah I told you guys I think I thought I think I do think I fought like a demon or something

In my sleep Would you wake up like a dream demon No I just I usually have crazy dreams And I didn't take Melton or anything I had no dreams at all And I like fell asleep instantly And then woke up and I felt like I had been fighting all night

you covered in scratches I didn't do anything yesterday so I wasn't, I wasn't like tired But I think I think like Mr. Krueger pulled me under Maybe it's possible And you defeated it had like a dream Where you were like a knight

Or like like a knight or something Or somebody that like fought the devil Or like you know Or a Jedi and you're fighting Darth Vader And you wake up with just like a puddle of nut In your pants What would that say about you? You have a dream where both your parents

to die in a car crash and you wake I just go and come. Now that I think about it I'm kind of worried that I woke up feeling like I had a battle

because the other night I destroyed a shelf in my sleep in my apartment. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. You told me about it. So I might have gotten

done something. What happened? I got up, sleepwalked and I just walked into the wall and just knocked a shelf and like that. You like were walking,

you walk, You walked out of your apartment and saw a guy that kind of looked like a demon. Like a flea. Dude, Cameron's like moon night. Dude, that would be so, that would be sick.

I hope, I hope I find out that I, I, I, I, you could be, that'd be cool to be, you're like a superhero in your sleep.

There's been an ad playing about that, because like, yeah, there's been an ad on Hulu playing that's been like, have you or anyone you know? Was he watching someone in their sleep? And then an ad will come on and be like, this man stabbed his girlfriend,

29 times in his sleep. Beware of sleepwalkers. It's like a true crime show. Yeah. Oh my God, dude, it knows. Yeah. I've never got an ad like that. Really?

Never, dude. I've never got an ad you saw a dream. I've never got a PSA for sleepwalking. It's not a PSA. It's like a show about a guy who did that. It's like a true crime show. I've never heard of that. Damn.

Well, it looks scary. The next bug is Goliath Beetle. Oh, my. That sounds pretty damn big. 4.5 inches long and 3.5 ounces. Wow. Now we're getting somewhere. Okay.

See, that's big. That would go, the more biggest penis would fit in there. Okay, is it wrong to kill that bug for absolutely zero reason? Yes. Yeah. I think, I think, well, you'll have to add up. I think the size cut off for that. I think it also, it also depends on if it's a fast moving bug or a slow moving bug.

You got a fast bug. I don't know why I agree. It's completely true. I don't care. You kill it. You kill it. Yeah. It's a slow bug.

Because I was thinking like, Like, I wouldn't kill this for no reason, but, like, a centipede that's the same, exact same size, I would immediately kill if it was running quickly. Oh, absolutely. Dude, like, a centip... Well, I guess if this one was running quickly, I'd probably kill it, too. I think it's probably because you can't catch it and set it free without it. Well, it's because you have to worry about it. Also, if this thing is slow and it's in the corner of my room, I can just, like, chill, and it'll, like, walk around or whatever, and that's fine.

You can put it on a piece of paper and bring it outside. Yeah. But if it's fast as fuck, you're never getting rid of it. If it's fast is evil. like a scare like a jump skit yeah it was fast as evil yeah i agree yeah i definitely i think we're programmed that not like fast shit definitely yeah but a slow bug like you know like a cheetah mm-hmm yep cheetah comes running at you you're i mean i'm like i i could be liable to think a mosquito as a cheetah if it goes fast enough mosquito the next bug um the giant walking stick

but this one could die is that's what my grandpa not all giant bugs are outfitted with terrifyingly sharp jaws and the suit of external armor the giant walking stick looks practically dainty. How long is it? Up to 21 inches when measured from toe to toe. Show me that. What the fuck? It just shows, it's not an interesting picture.

Yeah, it is. Why are you showing me a picture of a stick? Just a piece of wood. Where's the bug? You'll find them almost worldwide. That's not how you use. The females are bigger than males. Oh, God.

It says these insects are some of the most successful hiders in the world. next to me I could find one I'll find one right now So what do you guys think about this one? I think that this one I would kill I thought we started out talking about

fucking them Oh Yeah I'd fuck that too Can you fuck it? Anything that I Fuck it without going to jail Okay so actually that's the line If I would kill it

I would not fuck it Yeah But also if you get to know Yeah Wait no it's not about me fucking these Sorry It's about it's legal It's about if it's legal

It's just would you go to jail? For fucking a stick bug? No, because the judge would be impressed that you found it. The judge slams down the hammer and it's just like, hmm. Well, this case is dismissed. Can I see the bug? Can you give me the bug? So he fucked nothing?

So you fucked this, it doesn't even exist. So you fucked this table, this evidence table. Your Honor, your honor, look closely with the magnifying, Glass. Damn, that's the best one. Your Honor, please refer to the bug detector. Oh! I'll say he's losing its mind.

Oh, but just some damn stick. This thing is broken. Oh, yeah. My bad. It's not calibrated. Yeah. Next one is Queen Alexandra Birdwing Butterfly.

This one's Queen Alexandra. You can't fuck a butterfly. You can't fuck something named Queen Alexandra. If you fuck a butterfly, I think you go to hell. Winspan can reach as much as one foot across. If you ever kill a butterfly?

What? Mm-hmm. Show me this. And none of them have size comparisons. Dude, I would be so scared if I saw that. You kill a butterfly. Moths, there are moths that get way bigger than that. On spot.

What? Yeah, well, I'm sure there will be a moth on this list. Moth man. Moth man, you can kill or fuck, and it doesn't matter. Yeah. What's your... Okay, well, next bug. Next bug here is...

Whoa. Let me see. That thing is fucking crazy. A giant sex-crazed moth? Is that what it says? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Have you ever seen those?

What's the kind of moth that has a really fucked up winger? And it looks like a mutant. Is it fucked up what? Wiener. Oh, you actually did say Wiener. Yeah, he said Wiener perfectly fine the first time. No, I thought he said... What you're talking about?

I thought you said like for... Winger? I didn't, yeah. I thought you said you winger and I genuinely for a second. thought that that was like a part of a bug. Like a thorax? Bro, I hate bugs, man. Yeah.

Continue. Next one, Titan beetle. The Latin name of this beetle pretty much says it all. Titanus giganteous. Imagine Imagine using the size... It's eight inches log.

And it is the scientific name. This is some kind of... Titanus giganteous. This must be a giganto hugisoid. This is the biggest thing I've ever seen. Eight inches. It's not. Jesus Christ

It's not called like Insectist, Titanus Chuggian, it's just It's the big titan This is the biggest Titan I've ever seen I was to think And he sees like a bug

That's like way bigger And he's just like Ah shit I think I used up the good name I think the murder thing The bug murder thing Kind of like

It's morally wrong To kill anything above a bee Yeah I think a bee I think you can kill a bee Yeah For sure A bee like you know

Who gives What kind of bee? There's a thing about bees is there's so many of them. There's too many. Most bugs, it's fine because there are a bunch of them, but if it's like a fancy bug. Three summers ago, I did one of the worst days of my life, my fucking mother-in-law made me pick up a tennis racket and go out and kill every bee in their yard for like three hours. I was just swatting bees out of the air. You were made to do this?

She asked me to. You can say no. Mama told me. That's my... You can say no thank you. No, I got to respect to my mother-in-law, dude. No, please. You can say no, please.

That doesn't make any sense. You don't understand southern hospitality. If a mother-in-law tells you to kill, you'd do it. Okay, here we go. Damn. Probably killed 150 bees. I would never... Next one is Dung beetle.

I'd never listen to my damn mother-law. Dung beetle? Dung beetle? You can kill and fuck that. It doesn't matter. Though the dung beetle doesn't have the size advantage of some of the other beetles and bugs on this list, it overpowers them in one key way. It's gifted with Hulk-type strength.

It can move more doo-do. But why are they so strong? Researchers explained that males need to be tough enough to fight off rivals who would try to pull them out of the holes they go into in order to mate with females. What does a dung beetle look like? This? A turd. Looks like a beetle. I've seen

one of those before. Yeah? Yeah, moving around your poo-poo. Yep. In my toilet. Oh. I put it there. Next one's giant water bug. You've seen those? Those are cool. Like a big roach? Yeah. I hate any roach.

They're so gross, man. Yeah. I fucking hate roaches. These are getting smaller. Four inches long? What the hell? I think the list is descending. No, it isn't. Well, here we go.

Okay, yeah. It's like a curve. Next one is the Atlas Moth. That's one of those big ass moths. Window open? Many have, yeah, it's freezing in here. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Not my problem.

Why do you leave the window open in here? I like it cold. You're a piece of shit. Crazy. Many have more than 62 square inches of wing. That's cheating. Give me the length. It doesn't say the length.

Let me Google it. Let me just Google biggest moth. Biggest moth. Because big moths are crazy because they're just like, they have like big bodies too. Like not just their... Like huge chunks out of shirts still? Yeah, they eat, they eat skin. Why do they do that?

They eat your skin. What? That sounds horrible. I just made that up. Can you swat up? Can you kill them with a fly swatter? Look at this one. Let me see that.

I hate that shit. They're big. I like the pack. They're like heavy too, I think. Look at... Oh, look at this one. Look at this one. Oh, it looks like a bunny.

I like that one. Look how big its body is. No, that's like some Photoshop. No, it's an Australian poodle moth. Show me more poodle moths. What? Get that shit away from me, dude. I hate those, man.

I like that one. Oh, fuck, I hate bugs. You're acting a bit Japanese. What? Japanese people are scared of moths like we are, like, of spiders. That's why mothra is a thing. Really? Yeah.

I just hate all bugs I don't like spiders either yeah I don't like being accused of just acting Japanese Why is there something wrong with that No but it seems like I'm trying to act Japanese on purpose which I'm not

Get that fucking moth off you face Ugh Damn Largest moth That thing's gross North America's largest moth Ugh They're cool dude

I like the I really like that poodle moth You should get one I should get a pet Dude, that'd be so funny. I have a pet moth. It's like, yeah, sorry. You're like when people show up with a...

Ah, dude, I fucking hate mugs. Look at that caterpillar. People show up with like... Green and spiky creature found. Dog hair on their black sweaters. But like showing up with a bunch of holes in your shirts and it's like, oh, sorry, it's like pet moth. He jumps.

Yeah. Down. He'll jump on you and he'll eat it. He'll take a bite out of your shirt. This thing's crazy. Hickory horns devil caterpillar. I'm blogging out of my. life i don't like uh nope nope kill it with fire yeah that's how i feel that's a serious

nope and kill it with fire i just don't like i don't like any bug man okay well the last one here on our killer fuck bug list is the goliath bird eating spider the goliath bird bird eating spider oh whoa those are the giant spiders imagine men of them legs how big are they why is it stop saying the sizes on you talking about a tarantula no it's it's bigger Tarantirandler Tarantleur? Tarantler. Tarantler?

That's what's called. It's how you said it, motherfucker. It's called a tarantular. Oh, you got a tarantula. Legspan, 12 inches. And they eat birds. Yeah, that means they could eat a baby. No, they eat birds.

Like a primis and lizards and stuff. Oh, they are tarantilers. I got to stop thinking about bugs, bro. Yeah. What's wrong? Maybe it was like, uh, give me out of here. You know, like when they have... It's an edible spider.

The flavor has, been described as shrimp-like. I got to eat that thing. I do like shrimps. Yeah. I love shrimps. Can I popcorn it? Yeah.

It doesn't say it just says... It doesn't say if you can prepare it by singeing off the urticating hairs and roasting it in banana leaves. Is that how they do popcorn shrimp? No. No, they do popcorn shrimp. They do popcorn shrimp come in a bag that you put in the microwave. Oh, true.

Popcorn shrimp has breadcrumbs. All right. I'll eat it. Bye. Oh, buy tickets to the D&D show. Uh-huh. Uh, link is on the Twitter. I put it in the description of this, too.

Yeah, March 31st in Brooklyn at Union Hall. You can also, um, if you hit up patches, you can buy a ticket directly from him. Not true. Is that true? No. Whoa. Bye.