Podcast About List - Ep. 188 - Oh Great.More Talk About P**p (w. Home Planet)

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

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Come in, come in, come in, and we see a butt. All the counts to the ball list. Every crap monster. Okay. Well, we started, I pressed start on the recorder, so we're recording now. It just says 6,200. 6,200. Oh, okay.

Okay, so we're done. Okay, four. Okay, great. It was beeping everything. It's so... Yeah. All right, now we're counting up. All right, that makes sense.

Yeah. That's pretty good. That's better than counting down. Yeah, I agree. We got a clock so we can know when the episode should stop. Does that make you feel pressured, though? Does that not...

It's counting up, it doesn't. If it was counting down, it definitely would. I think it's, if it makes me feel pressured because it's red. Yeah. It's a red number. It's very intimidating. And also directly across from me.

Yeah, it's like, I have a red number right here, too. I have two numbers to look at now. That's too many, bro. Is this one red, too? Not for me. Yeah, it is red. Check it out. There's a red circle next to it, too.

That's probably the scariest red shape. You're in big trouble. Does this beep once it hits the time again? We'll see. It probably, we should ever use the episode will end. I just like, well, it could beep every minute. It would be very funny if it reaches an hour to makes a really loud beep, and we just ended immediately no matter what we're doing.

I think that's what we do. I think that's interesting. Whenever the beep goes off, Oh, I actually have to go, yeah. You should hook up the whole, we should hook up all the electricity in the office to the clock. And it's set for like nine hours every day. And the sprinklers turn on. It's so we don't overwork ourselves.

It locks the door. You get locked in. You're not out by the time of the end. Can you guys believe we're one month into the office? Yeah. It's crazy. I haven't paid the rent yet. Me neither.

Me neither. Let's just not. We have seven keys. Yeah. Yeah, what are they going to do? Change the lock? don't think so they probably forgot we're down here

we're so quiet no way no how they forgot we're down here that lady has my phone number now she called me at two in the morning oh yeah she did didn't she called me at two in the morning I think to confirm that it was my phone number but I also think

I don't think that's why she told me because she put the she put two sevens at the last two digits so she had like how many numbers are usually in a phone number nine figured out nine no so So she added, so she had a phone number for me that was like 13 numbers and was like she couldn't get.

That's your extension. She couldn't get rid of the other two numbers because she was wearing mittens. She has one of adorable. There's a flip phone. She's going to get rid of the other two numbers. And at two in the morning? I don't know. She called me at two.

Did she want to do. She wanted you, dude. She wanted you. She's a come over. Come upstairs. Mead. Come upstairs right now. Maybe.

I've never met her. We have Home Planet with us today. Hi. Joe and Alex. Joe and Alex. That wasn't a real burp. Sorry to upset you. It's okay.

But more importantly than Home Planet, Patrick is trying a new monster. I found this at the Dollar Tree. And not only that, he uncovered a monster mystery. A monster mystery. A monster mystery has been. Uh-huh. Did he tell you guys about this yet?

I haven't heard anything about this. So I was sitting here, I was sitting here, I was looking at this can. This is a monster Lewis Hamilton who I learned from the can. Race guy's a Formula One driver. Yeah. Uh-huh. I knew that. Sort of the LeBron James of Formula One.

So he's the LeBron James of driving a car in a straight line really fast. Yeah, so like a show like a commoner funded by China. Yeah. He's more of like a show for the... A reptilian invader. Lewis China. I believe he's not. I believe he's knighted.

China Hamilton. Yeah. Yeah, China, Chinmilton. He's doing sharp turns, though. Yeah. I don't know what Formula One is. But anyway, it's the first formula. I can break it down if you guys want.

It's a scientific term. It's a scientific. If his Formula One, the long, skinny cars with big wheels. That's like a mantis. That's an Iron Man, too. So is Formula One, is that the one where the car that looks like a shark or is that hot wheels? Wait, is it the one where the cars go in a giant? All the way up and down, like, Sonic.

Is that the one where Bowser's driving one of them? No, no. Is that the one where sometimes, like, some of the tracks you fly out of a shark's mouth or, like, an alligator's mouth? Yeah. Wait, yeah. Is that the one where Mario drives them or Crash Bandicoot drives them? It's more of, like, a human being thing, but it's... So, Mario.

And their heads are... Just like a normal guy. Their heads are what size? Their heads are really big, or... I would say their heads are probably small if we're looking at Crash Bandicoat. Is that the one with Sweet Tooth the clown? I'm unfamiliar with Sweet Toon. Really?

Is it super, I don't know it, I don't know it well enough. Is it what? Super Bombad F1. Yeah, are there gungans involved? Do you the cars travel?

I'm pretty much like, I'm like, I know Louis Hamilton and then like everyone else I don't really know. Is that where the carts like bump into each other and they have the big pole

that hits the ceiling? I think they do bump into each other. I don't know about the poles. Is that the one where it's like a boat and it's Leonardo DiCaprio's on the boat and he dies? That was good. I see that one before.

that's my favorite one to play I love playing that one Is that the one with John Lovitz and Mr. Bean and they're like trying to get the money at the end of the movie? Oh you know Vince Valu is in that too Vince Valu and Whoopi Goldberg

And whoopi yeah I mean dude I'm not trying Is that the one of this? Is that the one with Lewis Hampton Yeah And I know one other guy So you're sure it's not the one with Toby McGuire

Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland And they team up to fight the ultimate villains Okay okay we all know that one I think they probably show up at some point but is that if have you drank in any yeah i drank i drank half the can already what taste would you would you flavor it as okay so i so car this tastes like jet this tastes like oil um but i was sitting here and then i saw that there was a label underneath the there was like a plastic wrapped label so i took a pair of scissors and i cut the can open and this is all in german and the label on top was

in english and it said copyright 2021 So they either had old cans. Yeah, what's the copyright on the German one? The German one? 1939. It got sent over an operation paper clip. The German one is 2017. Really?

Whoa. So this is a vintage. Can I see it? So they are ripping you off. You should go to make your dollar back. It was only a dollar 25. But you're putting it in your body, even though you just said it's from 2017. No, it's because it's a vintage.

It tastes. I also have monster-juiced ripper up there. Can you believe he just drank that? I can't believe, I can't fathom drinking monster energy in general. It's pretty good. You should grow up. It does smell like gas. Like, it's like, incredibly potent.

You don't expect it. Wait, I just want to. You're going to put a dent to the can. When your four-time F-1 world champion, Louis Hamilton, life moves at 15,000 RPM and 200 miles per hour. Sounds like a night. That sounds like hell, bro. I don't want to do that.

It's like he's spin. Kill me. 15,000 times per man. Does it date itself on the can at all? He's probably one more than four times. Drank by, drank by President George Bush. I have the new label.

A man who exists. So they could have just had old cans and then just printed new labels on them. I think that's what. Yeah, I think that's clearly what happens. Light crisp and refreshing with a fast finish. It gets you out front and pulling away. Yeah, that sounds sexy.

It's got like a texture to it too. It's got me pulling away. See, they put the fucking, the best thing about every monster can is the texture, and they put that label on it. That's the best thing about monster can. It's how tactile it is. It's like ribbed. Yeah, it's got grip. Whoa, it does, yeah.

Yeah. That's the best thing about every monster can. This will never slip out of your hand. Yeah. The grip is the best thing about monster. Yeah, they are gripped. When did that happen? All the, all like the zeros and stuff.

Yeah. All the monster zero. So, but not the normal. normal one. What's a grain? Monster juice is not grip. Because Monster Zero, you're so thin

that you're so thin. Monster juice? It's not? Does not have a grip? Is Monster Juice normal? The Monster Zero has a grip because that's when they take the sugar out. They put it on the outside of the can. Yeah. And that's like the grain.

Crystallizes. Yeah. But what is Monster juice? Monster juice is. You don't want to know. Monster juice. You've ever had the T, the rehab? Monster Rehab.

They changed it to Monster recover. It's no longer Monster Rehab. Monster's pretty good. I drank Monster in like 6th grade and then I never did it again. You can't even call it drink rehab anymore. I know. The PCSJWs got it to even ever inventing. Well, you know what it was, is people in aviation rehab.

Thanks, thanks, Obama. Thanks a lot, Obama. Yeah, Michelle Obama. Obama, this blue-haired Obama. God. This blue hair asymmetrical hair coat, Obama. That's right. I got blue hair.

Yeah. It's the news tomorrow. Obama got blue hair. How angry. Like, like, I did it for March. Simpson. I wanted to be March for Halloween. I love March Simpson.

March Simpson. She's the mom. I'm a fellow Americans. It's like on 60 minutes. I think he's like, why did you choose to become March? President Obama, what drove you this? He would have a, he could rock a cool March.

I think if Obama dressed up as, if he dressed up as, if Obama dressed up as, if Obama dressed up as March, that would probably. probably trigger, like, a successful January 6th. I think the government would end. He's not even there, but people would have... Just seeing that, just seeing that on, like, Twitter or something. I would have gotten a call for my grandpa, and he'd be in, like, a Mad Max convoy headed to the...

He's got, like, a red leather jacket. Yeah. And he's like, yep, Caleb, this is what I'm doing now. We're going up. I'm face-time you. I'm face-time of you because it's the last time I'm going to see you. They're just going up there. They don't even want to hurt him.

They just want to look at him and drool because he looks so hot as March. I feel like politically it might be a smart move, though. To Mars to throw a curveball, like... Well, yeah. Like, hey. Like, why did he do that? Yeah, try to get Tucker Carlson to make some excuse why this is a bad thing. He's like, he's like all he did was grow up his hair blue.

Tucker's ratings after March Obama. Yeah, it would be crazy. They'd be a... Excellent. It seems like... Now Obama wants to turn his hair blue. Why? It seems like Obama's spending more time dying.

his hair than he is even playing golf these days. He's trying to become Marge Simpson. Why? Because liberals are stuck in a fantasy land like a cartoon. What's next? He's going to turn his skin yellow, maybe.

What's next? Bo Obama. Santa's Little helper. Kind of. Dude, that'd be so crazy. Tucker getting mad at Marge Obama. Yeah. That would probably change the world.

You know who they would have on to talk about that? You know the Obamas are... Mike Hook would be... Are a little bit in the Simpsons, though. Yeah. They have a mom, dad, dog. Bart, Lisa. They're funny as hell.

Yeah. You know how Obama's always going to like... Duff. He drinks tough beer. What's he in charge of? Nuclear bullshit at one point. What's he love TV? He loves...

Watch a TV. And he's fat. He goes to Moose. It kind of makes perfect sense. Biden is... Who's Biden in the Simpsons? Millhouse. Biden's Millhouse.

Billhouse's dad. Huh? Milhouse is dad. No, because who's... No, Biden's like... No, I think Hunter Biden is Millhouse, and then Kirk Van Houghton is Joe Biden. Who's...

Or maybe it's the other way around for it. Oh, Biden has a dead... Biden's Flanders. Yeah, dead one. There we go. Dead wife, two sons. Obama and Biden were always like, Gr.

Yeah, they hated. They hated each other. You know why? Obama hated Joe Biden. Biden was such a nerd. Yeah. Yeah. The way that, like,

liberal couples are nowadays, it's kind of like Obama would be Marge and Michelle Obama would be Homer. Yep. That's probably. Probably. I thought that was under the assumption. Yeah, that's what it was.

That's what it definitely is. Yeah. Yeah. Michelle Obama, I mean, she's got, she got Homer's arms. Mm-hmm. Remember that?

Everybody was like, her arms are too muscular. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I do remember. Yeah, remember what you took all the good snacks out of school? I'm going to talk about this again. It was fucked up, man. I missed school lunch.

I didn't see that much of a difference. Yeah, you were going to frigging Empire State voting school or something. You were in fucking lobster mac and cheese every day for lunch. My mom forgot to pack caviar. That's what Joe would like. Did I wish? Did I even have it that good? Believe it or not, bro.

Caviar sucks. I had caviar for the first time. Well, okay, we also, the first time we both had caviar at the same time and we ate it warm at a, like, someone's birthday and it'd been sitting out for like three hours. Caviar's cool just tastes

fancy. No, it tastes like salt. Yeah, it just tastes like sea salt. It's a little exploding balls. You got fooled. You basically, you fell for caviar. Yeah, it's like really easily. It's like, it's like really, really rich, really rich people. And I fell hard. Really, really rich people invented

caviar to prank normal rich people and be like, oh no, yeah, that's super good and cool to eat. I'm saying purely based off taste, it's like a fun thing. I mean, all the human mouthfield. That's the same thing with lobster. Lobster's a bug. Lobster is good, though. But you're you're falling for it. You were betraying New England by it. No, I like lobster, but you have to admit, it's a bug that

is on the bottom of the ocean. Chicken's just a bird. They used to feed prisoners of lobster. And dinosaurs were birds. And dinosaurs were birds, too. Would you got, would you eat Caterpillar mac and cheese? Yes. Depends. Would you eat a spider rule? I posit you this.

Did chef Gordon Ramsey make it? Oh, fuck. No. Then probably not. Today, we're cooking a caterpillar mac and cheese. We've got coffee top of topy and caterpillar meat. I pretty much eat a beef well-on every day. I'm on the Gordon-Ramsey diet.

To eat the Gordon-Ratting. A beef, Wellington, an entire beef-Wongton, every single day. It's the only meal I have We're going to hundreds of dollars Of pub pastry Yeah Your meal prep day is insane Yeah

Just rolling everything You donkey I'm yelling at myself All I make food Oh fucking shit Fuck me You've done Fuck me

This isn't lobster It's caterpillar Did you think I would tell the difference Oh fuck me mate They sold Look at this They sold me

bunch of chrysalises. The caterpillars have too many legs. Would you guys... These are centipedes. Fuck. Are you guys going to eat all the bugs? All the different bugs that we're going to have to eat pretty soon? Yeah.

We're going to have to eat a lot of bugs. Cicatas. It's coming out just because, like, protein stuff? Yeah. What are you talking about? We're running out of chicken. No. Joe Biden just said, I just got a Google alert because I have a Google.

Google alert for chicken. Joe Biden just said we're running out of chicken. He did an entire person. He did an entire person. us conference just to say we were running out of chicken. You know what? People are freaking out about us running out of chicken. Everyone forgets.

He also said two sentences later. And we're running out of sauce, too. Oh, my God. Not sauce. We're running out of chicken and sauce. You have a Google alert for chicken Joe from surfs up. Chicken Joe sauce. Have he ever eaten?

Someday they're going to make it, bro. Is that a Google alert for like hamburger? I want to know Setting that And immediately getting like 10 million emails And just That's unbelievable

Perfect I got a reading list You turn it on And your phone Just explode Have you guys Ever eaten one of those Like spicy crickets or something?

Yeah I ate a ranch cricket I had a chocolate cricket one time Yeah I feel like it's That one's probably the easiest Yeah

I mean, like, eight spiders in my sleep every year, though. Eight spiders as a rule? Yeah. Yeah. On average, or eight? On average, so some years it'll be five. Some years it'll be 11, you know. I wonder if those are the better years when you eat more spiders.

Definitely. You take their energy. Yeah, it's protein that you don't know you have. What if, well, it's on average. So what if you live like 100 years, but you eat 800 spiders in one year? I mean, I think, I think, yeah, you just get it out of the way. Yeah, as a newborn. You do it, well, we've got to average you, but I'm going to be an eight.

You do that to, like, you're going out of his body every day. You just do that to your baby, like your parent. Yeah. I'm going to do it like the first year. You make the rest of his life so easy. And the spiders do this, and then the spiders just learn that it's a good mouth to come to. In the rest of his life. But, yeah, it's just a hundred spiders a night forever.

When the kid is like 12, he's just like at school vomiting up like a tarantula. Yeah. The thing about eating spiders is it may be like a little bit of extra protein, but I also think if you eat an entire animal hole, you get its life force and soul. Yeah, you get it a little bit. He like shrimp with the heads on them. I don't like it. I've been thinking about this every day since I mean the head of the shrimp.

Well, no, it's a place that serves head on shrimp. Which my guess is, the eyeballs, like, explode in your mouth. It's so bad. That doesn't make it sound. They taste really good, too. You want something to explode in his mouth. Do you eat the poop? line, too?

I think they probably devane it or whatever. If they don't take off the head, why would they take the poop line off? Well, also, shrimp poop is not poop. Like, it's like, you just called it shrimp poop.

Yeah, dog poop isn't human poop either. I'll eat that. No, but dogs are eating meat. Shrimp are just absorbing particles that fly through the... It's still... Particles is a lot different from food. I'd let a shrimp

like poop in my mouth. Because it's not the same... Why would you let... Like, for... You don't have to. You can just not. If I had the choice between doing it and not doing it, I would let it do it. If you had a poop in your mouth.

Well, what is it? For what reason? You're just, you're choosing to eat poop. I'm just saying I would be like I would do that over any other animal's poop. Yeah, good point. You have to pick one animal. If you get to pick one animal at gunpoint, it's like you, it's your life or you eat this animal's. That's not what you said, though.

You just said I would eat this animal's poop. No, no, I know, but I'm saying that I don't care. He's a minimum man. I should say is I don't care if I eat a shrimp's poop. You don't care about eating poop. I don't either. I've eaten the vein on a shrimp before. I would like to not eat poop.

Any poop that's brown or white, I'm against. Brown or white? What about bird poop? Green counts as a subsect of brown, I think, usually. That's not true. That's not true. In poop, if you see a green poop, it's usually a brown poop. It's in the normal, the mammal poop family.

Okay, so if you saw an animal and it poop, just like, it poop, like, diarrhea, folds of diarrhea. It looks like you're like, you're like folding over it's chocolate. Yeah, and it's red. You're eating that? No,

no, no. So, I mean, I'm not saying he's just going to go eat it no matter. You said anything but brown or white. He can't stop himself. I mean,

it's hard, but he can stop himself from eating, from eating shit. Hold it back. I would eat like a sea creature's poop. It's probably not. Yeah.

That's probably not that bad. Did you eat the green stuff and a lobster? No, no, would you rather be like, no, like sharks will poop

and it's like, what they're eating is like moldy barn that's like a cloud of like that's a cloud of other animals poop that they're eating that's like a gross estimate like that's a it's i would eat that's not what this i would eat a fly's poop if i had to eat one single poop a fly a fly yeah but that's real poop i bet i wouldn't even notice would you rather eat a fly's poop or like see your mom naked oh see my mom naked really dude yeah she's hot I do fly poop every day.

No, I... Every fucking day, dude. Are you guys not just eat the fly poop every day? Eating like a fish oil supplement. Well, that's, you need to do it every day to stave off seeing your mom day. If you skip even one day. No, not the day, mom, sorry. Come on.

You're squeezing the fly, come on. Please, come on. You gave your knock. Well, oh, fuck. You're the shower turn off. Oh, my God. I guess I got to do it. I also don't think flies poop.

I'm sure flies. Where does it go, then? They spit out stuff that dissolves their food, and then they suck it up. Yeah, but, no, but Goldblum did that. It's, it's, they still have to get nutrients, right? But where are they poop? I've never seen the fly poop. I'm guessing that it's really wrong.

Can we Google, I've never seen a fly poop microscope? Yes, I have. You've seen the, when they rub their hands, that's them spitting out. Have you seen, were you here when I looked up flies having sex? Have you seen that? No. It's so funny. It's just like, I looked up superfly having sex.

Here's a picture of fruit fly poop. Fruit fly excrement on food contains pheromones That entice other flies to join the feeding frenzy. So they eat their... I would eat that. They poop on... I thought that was fruit fly poop under a magnifying. So fruit flies poop on something and all the other fruit flies smell the poop and are like,

that means that's good. I'm going to go eat that. If you eat fruit, you're eating fly poop. No. If a fly pooped on it. If you eat fruit from like a bodega stand. That's why you don't eat fruit before you eat it. You're getting an apple on the way.

I don't really care about washing food. Wash it when you get there. It's like, I'm not going to get sick from it. It's really just a mental thing of like, oh, this is gross. This had dirt on it. I mean, my body, I feel like to get sick from fly poop. I've eaten so much dirt in my life. Yeah.

I feel like bacteria is not that much of a problem for me. No. Housefly poop, YouTube. I feel like most dirt is pretty clean. Yeah. In quotes. Let's see if it poops here. Okay, it's sitting.

It's sitting. I feel like Chuck Berry right out. Oh. Oh. I feel like Chuck Berry. Oh. Oh, my God, the poop looks alive. Would you eat that?

Oh! Okay. Whoa. That's great. So that's his butt. His asshole shoots out. Wow, that's kind of cool. And then he drops a sludge bomb.

So you would eat that. It's just like super, super, I guess, I suppose. It's huge. It's like the size of a card. Yeah, it's the biggest poop we've ever seen. In a bad scenario, I'd eat a fly. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I didn't lose my job.

So you'd eat fly or shrimp poop, no problem. But it would take a bad situation to eat a fly. No, no, I'd eat. It'd take a bad situation to eat. If prepared nicely at a restaurant, I don't care. A fly? Yeah. If it was like in his soup, he'd eat it.

It's the same thing with a spider. Spending like $25 at like a bistrode and get a fly. If you took a tarantula and you like grilled it and seasoned it and stuff like that, I would probably enjoy it. I think that, like, any, I feel like most... You put a spider on nachos. I would love all. Most animals, if it's, like, prepared and, like, it's not, like, poison. I would probably eat it if it got put in front of man.

That's my argument with the head-on shrimp is it's, like, it's really fucking good. I did not find it very good. You got to take me to this place. I got to eat it. The shell is too thick, and it feels like you're eating a coin. What? Yeah. That's where I got the head on shrimp?

Yeah. Fuck. Dude, I almost got the shrimps, but I was like, I feel like everyone would yell at me. It's so good. People were yelling. I don't know you a lot that day. They were. I don't know why.

I was hung over. People are too hard on you, Pat. You get yelled that the other day. I got yelled at for, I don't know. I don't even remember what I did. Just being yourself. Just being you. Just goofing around.

Probably. It's all I was doing. It's messed up, bro. What was that crap that I got? Shut up! I believe you got the chicken sandwich. I got the chicken and the potatoes. And the potatoes with that sauce.

Which is good. That sauce was good. I did not like the sauce for some reason. You didn't? It really looked like, I tried it multiple times. It did. The sauce is very brown. The peanut one. No, he got the normal ones. Yeah, I got the normal potatoes and then I tried them and I was like, damn. Damn. Damn.

And I got the, oh, oh, and then I ate the garnish on that drink. Ew. Is there anything more delicious than garnish? Garnish is so good as hell. I get so hungry for microgreens sometimes. Dude, dude, like kale used to just be a garnish. And then People started eating these damn hipsters

started eating The garish Don't get me started On these fucking freaks In this name of It's just like The top of a vegetable That they cut off

Right? Yeah most I wish most hipsters were vegetables They would get cut off From their damn parents Throw them in the skew Cook them up Yeah I want to throw them in a passion pit

I would eat a hipster's poop Yep Would you eat a hipster's poop? Depends Yeah they're just drinking coffee It should be It's just a black brick It's just

Caffeine bomb That'd be awesome I want to throw these A hipster's poop's probably freaking plaid anyway. I want to throw these hipters into a passion pit and then hit them with an iron until their blood flows like wine. Yep. I don't understand the reference. Yeah, I would like to be a vampire for a weekend and bite some of these hipsters.

I hope they get stuck. I'd like to take my moms forward and drive it into their sons. I would like to lay down on a mat and kill myself. I want to squish them between two doors at the cinema club. Uh-huh. I want to sit there. arcade on fire. That's right.

That's true. Yeah, I hope I send them to Nirvana. Hipster-ass Nirvana band. I hope I'm Michael Jackson them. I hate hipster so much. I saw one the other day.

Yeah? Where? On the street. I saw a guy on the street today. A homeless person. He's a hipster. It smelled so bad. It's a fucking hipster.

I saw a hipster on the train. Oh, he's too cool. I saw a hipster on a train. He's walking around with his, he's got a little cup and he's shaking coins in him. It's like, hey, I don't want to hear your song.

Yeah. I don't want to hear this song. This is bullshit, man. Yeah. Kick the coins out of his fucking hands. I mean, you know in like five years they're going to be bragging like I was dressing in cardboard before it was cool. That's right.

It's so fucking annoying. On the way to the office today, I saw a guy, he's standing in the middle of the road and he's dancing and he was wearing a paper bag on his head with like the handles over his ears. Hipster. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. He was just dancing. He was just dancing. No, he's just dancing. He was kind of doing like a hip thrust. Oh, do you remember that guy who would wear all white in front of the, what building was in? And he would dance? In front of the gates of heaven.

Yeah. By the Boylston Street stop, that building, like that Tremont intersection. I saw that, did I ever tell you, I saw that guy, he was like all white, he had a white cane. He was just walking in the traffic on the Tremont and Boylston thing and just like twirling his cane around. Just looking at cars going. and then someone started recording him there and he like ran over to them was like stop fucking stupid

that's so funny this is for people who are here this is in the moment you know it's like a concert you shouldn't be just holding your phone up experience I always saw that guy and I was like he could never eat like a hot dog he would like ruin his entire outfit he was in like a white suit he's a full white t-shirt

white pants white shoes white hat yeah he had like a white bowler hat too white skin black skin black is nice africa black darkest darkest depths of africa yeah yeah but the white

the white shirt was immaculate it was crazy he would stand out in front of that building that played the radio and he would like dance to the music and just dance to the radio and he was cool oh oh wait it was like the worst song ever

play yeah he was like oh my god I remember that guy That was me. He had some good tunes. He never, I never saw him in Subolba interact, but... I miss the,

the vagrant street people of Boston message. You did better than the ones here. They are way better than these ones. They're fission me out, they don't do any, like, dances.

None of them have any, none of them have any character. Yeah. You remember the guy who would, I feel like I'm watching a TV show. Remember the guy who would have, he would have a cardboard throne? and you sit on his throne.

Do you guys remember Smiley? Chatterbaugh? I remember Smiley. Smiley is the one. Yeah, there's a girl made a go-fund me for like this amazing homeless man outside of.

It's amazing. It's like he's like the nicest guy in the world. We call him Smiley because he has such a bright smile. It like shines through the day. You don't even learn his name. And it got. They race like $10,000 or whatever for him. And then they found out like through,

they never knew his name. And then they found out once they found out his name, he's like a register. sex offender who was like at the halfway us and they had to give back the GoFundee

you guys remember the ghoul oh yeah the guy with the burned face I don't know if I called him the ghoul

I didn't call him the ghoul I didn't call him the ghoul I just made that remember the guy with the guy with the leg somebody called him somebody called him you guys are taking stock

of these guys he looked exactly like the ghoul from the ghoul's from fallout oh I'm vaguely remember yeah they called him yeah they called him

because of that Remember the guy? Who called him the ghoul? You? A couple people I know. The guy with the leg, remember him? The guy with the leg, it was like itching his leg. Yeah.

And then he had like hepatitis and I was like, stop itching your damn leg. Yeah, chill to me. And it was like, he was like a bone. Yeah. He just had like a bone. So sick. It was so, I mean, he's a man. Yeah.

What are you here? You guys? Remember we used to make a fight? It was awesome. I think, uh, we made a bracket. Remember that hill? we'd be like, okay, you got to roll all the way down and I'll feed you a beer.

Remember when we took them to Niagara Falls and we made them go over in a barrel? Yep. Oh, dude, do you remember when they, the three-on-one basketball game? That was awesome. You guys against them? No, no, we had three of them play.

A robot. It's the one of the basketball bot. Basketball bot versus three homeless guys. It's one of the giant arms. Basketball butt. Some of the giant arms of like a four. factory. It's just like

Mecca Godzilla. You're just like shooting like late. Basketball bot. Basketball bot powered by IBM Watson. Power is powered by a fourth homeless guy inside. Pedaling on that.

It's just such an air bike. It's a whole guy in a cardboard ship and like tin foil. And he's why to a beep boop, beep boop. Can you buy me some food? No, back.

Basketball bot doesn't eat food. He eats basketballs. He eats microchips. Okay. Activating slam dunk. That's the craziest game of our time. And then we self-destructed him. Yeah.

And the three other guys. Yeah. We self-destructed him on the court. Yeah, they found his self-destructed button, and that's how they won. Yeah. Self-destruct button. They just stuck their finger up his button. It's just at like a public court

And they're like three guys waiting for next Yeah, it was at a Catholic school He's playing against like two like 12 year olds What's happening? Basketball bot, go play those kids Oh, affirmative He sucks at basketball He doesn't know how to play

He has his own basketball It's a cube It's a robot Yeah, it doesn't go into It's a bouncing. It's made at a steak. It would be fun to play chess with a bunch of homeless guys. They're good.

Human chess. Human chess. No, not this one, not the... Yeah, like wizard chess. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. They're the pieces. They make them fight.

Oh, wow. That'd be cool. Yeah, they'd probably fight over who gets to be, like, the king in the ponds and stuff. Well, that'd be the first chess match, is deciding who does that. You have to start with a really wide pool. Yeah. And then we just narrow them down. At a certain point, it just becomes a Red Rover.

That's a fun-ass game. That game Rockers. What's that? Send someone right over? We used to get so hurt playing games, dude. I mean, it's fun because it's an excuse. What is the function of the gate? How do you do it? You hurt people.

You stand in line and you hold hands and make a wall, and you run across the field and try to break through the wall. It's so sick. It's just an excuse to, like, hurt people. Yeah. That's why it's fun. Cops and Robbers' wall ball. Challenge.

Manhunt. Challenge? Challenge is what we called wall ball where it's like you pick it up and you say challenge. You have to throw it from that. Running around and hitting your friends. That was a fun one too. In kindergarten, the girls played kissy girls. Holy shit.

Whoa. Oh my God. We should bring that back. Yeah, can we play that right now? They tried to kiss the boys. Never got me. I used to play this game. I've been winning every day.

Bird golf? Yeah. So we try to hit a bird with a golf ball. throwing rocks at the teacher's car in the parking lot in the back of the playground I was like nine years old

I went to my friend's house and we tried to record ourselves doing jackass and we recorded just straight up just me throwing a nine-volt battery at his garage door and they're like warning these stunts are performed

like professionals we used to do that shit too I remember I would I thought the battery was going to explode my brother would just make me do shit it would just make me hurt myself on my balls and then he would film it for his jackass thing

and one of them I like, it was like January 1st and I jumped into the ocean and it was like, it was so cold and there's the entire thing because I just jumped into cold water and he's like, whoa, jackass awesome. They had to feel good as a little kid being like your brother like, cool, good job buddy.

Yeah, and then I remember this is not for jackass, we used to make homemade stink bombs at a dog poop. Yeah, we used to throw them at my friend's school. bit one of the best jackass stunts hey hi i'm cameron and this is running as fast as i can it's cool because i don't have a golf cart i wanted one so bad though me and my brother we would look at golf carts online all day that's like a beach thing i feel like is people drive golf carts around yeah like some yeah if you live on like there's like

an island in north carolina where you're not allowed to have a car you can only have a golf cart oh yeah yeah fucking i think like merdle beach is kind of like that a little bit yeah there's parts of it where you can only have a golf cart. That'd be so fucking cool to have a vibe. You don't use your car at all. Everything is so close. I want a golf cart. My neighbor, my neighbor,

just go to the front. It would be perfect, dude. That would be cool. My neighbor Justin had a go cart, which is the sick as shit. Yeah, I don't know how the fuck. Like, he had a go cart and like, like, he was like,

my neighbor Mario had a go. My neighbor had a hovercraft. Yeah. Mm-hmm. My neighbor, Dr. Einstein. He had a hovercraft. I just, I don't know how it works.

I don't know how it works. Zingbobb. Dr. Singbop's hovercraft. He always wanted to be like test his crazy inventions. They're so annoying. There's this crazy one where my neighbor growing up wanted me to drive his car to the past, to the back to the future.

Oh my God. So crazy. Did you guys see Cowboys? No. But you only did it twice. If you had done it again, you would have signed Cowboys. He doesn't fuck his mom in the movie. Yeah, he does.

Because remember he starts to disappear? You didn't see that you didn't see the director's cut. It's like Blade Runner. Yeah. The final cut. It's like Blade Runner where it's like the original cut had like a narration. And it's just Michael J. Fox's like, whoa, this is heavy. I'm about to have sex with my own mom.

Her boobs are amazing. Crap. Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. No going back now. Here I go.

She's like, Yoo- Yippee! That's what I always, that's I say that out loud when I do. When I do that shit? No. When Joe has sex with his mom,

he says Yahoo. Wah-hoo. That's not true. I don't do that. I would never. Well, what do you do then when you do? And he goes, he goes,

he goes, Ow. Skim-de-a-da-um-da-dom. I'm a step, man. It's actually not. funny because like I love my mom and yeah you love your mom like a lot right I would like it's not even funny to joke

about because I wouldn't ever even think about doing something so disgusting and so gross as you guys as my friends to even suggest that feels like a personal insult to me as a person and a personal insult to the years that we've known each other would you rather eat a stranger's poop or your mom's poop I'd probably go stranger

really yeah I'd eat my mom's poop it's just the it's just the mom's poop is going to be like comfortable though. You're going to be like, what is the environment of eating the poop? Huh? Five star restaurant.

But like, it's, it coming out on a plate or is it? Mom's poop at home cooked. Home cooked mom's poop or five star Michelin poop.

Five star Michelin poop every day. Yeah, that's too easy. Do you think like if you gave like a If you ate poop or five star Michigan poop. Well, no,

it's Mama's home cooking poop. Well, if you gave like a, if you did like a, I don't trust my mom to prepare poop. Like a chocked style thing where it's like you have to create the best meal you can with poop in it. That would be a really

good cook. I think we should get a touch with Netflix or Hulu or something. I put my poop into the dealer's choice but it's got to be a mammal. That's a cutthroat kitchen. I know, yeah, that's great. She's in the middle of him. He's giving people like nerds and like skittles be like, oh you got to do this

and also. The like the curtain goes up and he's shitting. Well that's what happened is like I would spend the whole... I'd be trying to make like a poop souffle or something and it would deflate and at the end

I would be panicked I'd just put it into like the blast freezer and just make poop ice cream in like two minutes and they would do. I think you'd probably want to reduce it down

and make like a sauce. No, because that's going to make it more like concentrated. And then you're just going to add a bunch of like... I already had the perfect and savory

to just like push it out. I feel like you have to go with an extreme temperature if you're serving poop. That's what Cameron said the flash freezer. But then And I just, I wouldn't want any poop texture to still exist within the dish.

You dehydrate the poop and shave it like a truffle. I, I just want it to be the least amount of poop on it. For me, most. I'm just rolling in it of breadcrumbs. That's it. Deep fry it. I mean, honestly, if you did, if you went flat enough, I feel like you could probably do something interesting. This is poop in the air friar.

A poop vodka. Do you guys ever seen the episode of Orders where the lady, she puts poop on her food? No, you told us about that though It's pretty awesome Ew Oh, you get poop all over her house Like flakes of poop And then she like

Flakes Sprinkles it on her food Ew Wait How are the flakes Like dried flakes from like The toilet bowl They're like

And she goes over In the toilet bowl And scoops it out I don't think they show that But they do show Her like Putting up on her food Does she just do it

That's not actually poop It can't be Yeah No They're not gonna show someone eating poop on television Yeah you can You can definitely show that.

You can show it every one on television. You can't show two girls one cup because it's too sexual. But if someone ate them. Because it's actually kind of high. Yeah, you could show one guy one cup. Yeah, you could show Dave England eating a poop. Yeah, definitely. But you couldn't show two girls one cup.

Well, you couldn't show two girls one cup, period. But I don't think. You could show two girls one. You could show that. I could show that to you right now. You can show it on HBO. No, let's show it. It's not TV.

It's funny. It's really funny. I like, I watched it for the first time, like, three years ago. go and I almost I wanted to vomit. It's so funny to me. Because the funniest part of it is that they're pretending to like it. Yeah.

Which is like it's, I think one of them died after. No, that's not true. One of the women died after. That's certainly like in 2008. No. No, she got attacked by aliens.

They got married after her. They fell in love. I heard it was the first marriage. That was their first date. That's how they got engaged. She pooped the ring out. Yeah. It's a great story of meeting.

She pooped the ring out and turned to her and said, Will you marry me? She poop the ring out, then the other one ate it, and then she pooped the ring out with the poop. She threw it up. She threw the ring out. Do you think you could poop the ring onto the finger if you stick the finger in the bottom? The poop would push it out.

The poop is solid. Okay, guys, listen. This is way too much poop talk. We have to stop. And I, would you rather drink carbonated pee or pee pee ice cream? Well, it'd be pea sorbet. Would it... Is it airy in it?

Because it's yellow and stuff. Yeah. Pea ice cream, it's just like pee and... They taste like peat. I guess it's like pee snow cone, maybe. I did that in check as well. What's the first one in check? Yeah. Pea, carbonated pee soda.

I feel like carbonated pee, actually. Pea soda. Carbonated pee goes down easier. If you put sugar in it, it might be okay. You're going to burp and taste it again the rest of the day. Oh, true. I go ice cream. I love ice cream.

I go carbonated pee. You would. Because I could convince myself that that's like a broth. What is in here? Carbonated? I could convince, I could drink pee if I convinced myself it was chicken broth. I don't think you could do that. That would take a really...

That's so pun. I'm sorry, I just like smelled the monster. He opened the Pringles, because I was just so heavy, and it has Patrick's monster in it, and then I just got like a whiff of the monster mixed with the chili. Oh, chili lime scorching bringles. Patrick's Chip Corner. Pretty good chip I don't like that

Flavors and stuff What? You like like a What? You like a new flavor You're a sucker for like a new brain Yeah He's the modern man dude

He only eats things that are bright red And drinks things that taste like I mean you having four Monster cans Plus one is One of those is a Pringles can Why do you do that though? you imagine

I've you ever seen him eat like a fruit I was just saying the same thing with Alex I've never seen him eat like a salad I'm allergic to most raw fruits but how are you how could God make you allergic to fruit and not fucking scorching pringles dude how is this even possible

that that is better in your I'm alert dude I can't if I eat a raw carrot my lip will swell up I can't do like nobody's asking you to eat a raw carrot I came into my work and you were like can I get something for free and I was like yeah you can't and you like picked like a juice

like Natalie's juice those are like eight bucks they're eight bucks but I just gave it to you and then you drank it and then you like immediately had like an allergic reaction to drink and then you had to go home your face just got like there was carrot juice in it you didn't think to check it so funny

I think I've done that so many I forget that like I forget to ask for no guacamole on Alpastore tacos yeah every time I've seen that first hand yeah Patrick being so specific about what kind tacos

Well, Alpastore is like best With Guac. I wish I could eat quack, dude. It's like, I don't have every Mexican food in the world. What? They put guacamboil on everything. No, they don't.

They too. No, they don't put it on beer you. But I think what you're saying is that with Alpastore guacamole is especially good. Someone who finally understands me on here. Is that true? Isn't Alpastor the pineapple one? Yeah.

I don't think they usually put guac on that. They do. Every place I got in Alpastore. That's because they look into. I feel like, this guy's probably allergic to guac. Let's see if we make this guy blow up. We want to do a Mr. Creosote to him. We want to turn this guy to the human puffer fish.

I'm not allergic to really anything. I don't have me neither. Yeah, you're probably, such a great. You're probably allergic to death. I probably would not have a great reaction to that. Yeah. I'm also a zero. Allergic.

I'm a zero. I'm in total nothing. I am a zero. I'm pretty much a zero, though. Although I would, at birthdays in, like, elementary school, I would eat the rice cakes sometimes. That's for the kids who are allergic. Yeah, if you're allergic,

you usually bring in a stash for birthday celebrations. Do you guys not do that? For the nerds? That wasn't a universal school thing? No. Not in my school. We didn't go to frigging like cupcakes. We didn't go to frigging Joni Mitchell High School.

You didn't bring in cupcakes. You didn't bring in cupcakes on your birthday or whatever? It was like donuts, munchkins? I had a summer birthday. We brought in dirt and pennies. We'd eat that. We're so poor. Yeah, we bought in tuppence.

Yeah. I went to school in tupins. I went to school at a chimney. We bought in tupins, dog. I just thought this one hit you black. Did you ever watch Matilda? Yeah. So that's school, that wasn't my school, but inside the chokie, that was my school.

It was like a school within a school. Have you ever watched Matilda? No. I'm... What's up? Huh? My husband is in Matilda. My life was like,

Mr. Trunchbull. We talked about this one time and I've thought about it maybe like just everyday sense is that that chocolate cake and Matilda, I want to eat that so bad. Gross me out, bro.

I thought, when she says I put blood and sweat into it, I thought, dude, it's a blood cake. Are you kidding me? That is probably... Miss Trunchable's sweat? Oh my God. You want that full crap?

Dude, that cake, no, it's not Miss Trunchable sweat. It's the old lady. It's the cafeteria. The lunch lady's sweat. Oh, then never mind. But that's the chocolate cake looks so good. What's the, Miss Day? What's the one's day?

Miss Honey. Oh, fuck. Miss Honey, dude. It just makes you want to be like. That movie makes you want to like your teachers. It's a good, they did a good job. You want to like Miss Trunch Bowl? No.

I would say that movie makes me want to have magic powers. That's my big takeaway, though. It's about. Teachers. Nerd. You can levitate things. The cake looked bad, and I like teachers. The cake looks so good.

I thought the cake looked terrible. I don't want to see, like, a chubby cake gorge. I thought they're like, well, okay, the kid is ugly and fat, but the cake looks really good. Joe wanted it to be a milk bar cake. I thought when they eat, when they eat the TV dinners in that movie, I always thought that looked really. Oh, the marriage in that movie looked good. I did want to eat the TV dinners, too. The TV dinner in Matilda, I always thought that looked good when I was a kid.

Their house is nice. I would love to eat Danny DeVito. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, roast him on a spit. He honestly would be a delicious celebrity. He would. He's probably one of the tastiest. He's putting him on a swarma spit and shaving him.

He's shaving him. Imagine like lamb and beef Euro mix. Danny DeVito, Andy Milanakis. Oh, my goodness. You know, I mean, I think that Andy Melanacus is probably full of some weird stuff. Because he's Greek? No. Just like, I don't.

He'd be the perfect one to be half euro. I feel like I would not want to eat Danny DeVito because I don't want to, I don't want to cut out, cut down on the rest of his body of work. I feel like Bruce Valanche. Imagine how much more you would enjoy watching his movies and TV shows if you knew he was inside you, at least until you pooped him out. That's not really how I'd look at stuff. Well, you don't look at stuff like that. Preston Lacey. Preston Lacey.

Why are you trying to eat like big fat people? I heard they're going to do that in Jackass V. If Preson Lacey, you would have like, they all eat Preston Lacey. It's like the scene in Day of the Dead. Yeah, those go, Preston Lacey would be too long. Pull him in half. That'd be a tough butcher job, Preston Lacey.

You want like 15% fat. I think Jack Black would be pretty good. Jack Black would be tasty. No. Yeah. You guys are making two, like, I feel like you're picking like 50, 50. Have you ever seen a wagyu beef cow? Yeah.

They're fat as well. But I feel like you want some, like you want someone. 100% Wagyu beef. Jack Black is made of Wagyu beef. You know, like the prefectures in Japan. where the people live to like 120 because they like have a very like specific diet of like rice and fish and yeah I feel like you want something like it's okay I would just eat those Japanese people I'm just saying like you want like a grass fed cow the equivalent of a grass fed cow so like a vegetarian or vegan person no or a big fat person with lots of meat you want a big fat is not a lot of fat are you going to eat a whole person in one go I mean I'd have I'd have like a I'd have like a My freezer in the basement, that would be like, I'd like write Preston on the lid. And I just have that for a month.

Is this not one, this is forever? You're trying to, like, sustain your kitchen. It's however long it takes me to eat him. I mean, then I'll move on to the next one. You don't know. You get one cow. You have a big freezer. You're probably, yeah.

You're probably trying to be trying to Uber eats Jack Black. Yeah. You're trying to get the ultimate Jack Black burger. Now that's a, there's an app idea. An Uber Eats where you can order different celebrities to be kidnapped. Yeah, but like all of them are just like, they're all. all satellite kitchens anyway. True.

So if you're getting Jack Black, you could be getting a Jack Black impersonator. It sounds like a good idea. I just don't know if I could really come around on murdering a human being for this. You wouldn't be murdering them. You're following just like

a serial killer kills these people just by chance. And then you're like, well, I'm going to eat them. It's the same thing with like a restaurant where I don't want to see the cow that I'm eating. Also you can't. I don't want to know the living being.

Even though it is Jack Black, you're like, I. Even though it is Black Jack. Black Jack. Black Jack. Well, it's, you know, you can't identify the body. And you might not, like, well, probably nobody can't. You don't have, like, the head with the apple.

Well, yeah. Well, you also, it's like, I know you don't want to see the cow before you eat it or whatever. But I feel like seeing the celebrity before you eat them as different because you see them like, like, it's like awesome when you see them. They have a good life. Like, when you see the cow, it's like, sad. Oh, yeah. You're not taking a photo with the cow with droopy eyes. Like, yeah.

But if I, like, watch School of Rock, I'm like, oh, I'm excited to eat this guy. Taking a selfie with Jack Black before he, like. goes into the slaughterhouse before they just put the bolt in his head it's just jackboxer and like he's like he's still rock and roll

skadooos as you like turn up that's how that's what they hear they shoot that's pretty hot dude that's hot to shoot the bolt into his head and he just hear like

whatchow ow ow He goes, like, just completely rigid. Just can do it. It's the ground, like a piece of wood. Well, we kill Jack Black.

It's so quiet now. We can finally think. Oh, my God, I've got the best idea to cure for cancer. Oh, my God. All carbon emissions halt in the world. Everyone builds futuristic cities. Because he's just walking around doing funny farts all the time.

Yeah. He was inhibiting, like. the psychic energy of the human race. He was, dude. Yeah, the guy who was supposed to cure cancer got distracted by Kickapoo. Yeah. Patrick starts wearing button-down shirts.

I know. I don't know what happened. You're a lawyer. He's a British accent. Oh, good evening. Everybody gets British accents. Jack Black was the only American accent. He's like, he's like an emissary of the devil.

He's put here to, like, inhibit the potential. Dude, his fucking rock crap is fucking driving me crazy. Yeah, tribute devil thing. Remember, Paul F. Tompkins is the devil in the movie. Is he? I think so. Paul F. Tompkins turns into the devil once he gets the pick of destiny. So, okay, we should just eat everybody that's in the Tenacious D movie.

Dave Grohl. Yeah, he still, I thought the other one died. Yeah. Well, Dave Grohl assumed. Did we already talk about this how Dave Grohl denied AIDS? No. Wasn't it like you said it was like cool? Like he thought it was cool.

He thought it was cool to be like, AIDS isn't real for like 15 years. Wow. Pretty crazy. Damn. It's just like, how can you feel so strongly about it that you're going to take that stance? Yeah, they were like doing benefit concerts to like benefit the idea that AIDS did not exist. Just to make the AIDS people spend more money on. That's not a benefit contest.

That's a concert. That's a drawback concert. Yeah, they were like, it was like a big like vacuum to suck up the money. Red Cross. He's cool, though. Dave Grohl? Yeah. It's sad they made the devil movie, right?

As the guy. I think that they invited it on themselves by courting the devil. It is, bro. It's like the poltergay about the devil. They made like a movie where it's... They go to a studio 666. Yeah, you didn't see the trailer for it? You want to see it?

It was on a few movies. It was on, like, ahead of a few big movies, I feel like. It was on B-Flix. I saw... No, it was in theaters. I forgot about B-Flix. What's B-Flex? A lady on Fortnite told us to check out B-Flix

We were like, oh, you have to go see Morbius in the theater. It's going to blow your mind. And she's like, oh, I don't really watch movies in the theater. I usually watch them on B-Flix. She was like, B-Flix. It's got all the movies. And then her husband was in the background. I couldn't figure out if it's like some fake streaming service that we couldn't find called

B-Flix or if she just thinks Netflix is called B-Fli-Fix. What did that guy say at the zoo? What was his company called? Oh, I can't remember. But yeah, he was like, have you heard of? Like, there's a guy who was talking to us. We're trying to do the thing with Alex with the face paint. Yeah.

And there's just a guy who came up to us and he was like, he was like, have you guys heard of like capture reimagined? And I was just like, oh, like, I don't know. I don't know. Have you heard of it? Yes or no. Yes or no. Have you heard of it?

And I was like, no, I don't think so. But maybe like it sounds like something I might have heard of. And he's like, that's because it doesn't exist yet. It's not out yet. It's not out yet. It doesn't exist yet. It's in my head. It might be on text.

But, you know, I don't really like technology. It's in my head. That's pretty good. That's a really good gotcha. We have it. You filmed the whole thing. Yeah, I have just a video. It's just a 30 minute video.

It's a tiger with just a guy's voice super loud the whole time. You have to release it. Maybe we could. It's funny. I just walked away. It was so fucking annoying. Alex was wearing like shorts and a tight t-shirt and it was like 30 degrees out of it. Why?

Why didn't you just tell him to leave? I thought he was going to go at some point. I wasn't really given a month. He was going to sing. You could have made him sing. Probably. B-Flex. B-Flex.

What hell are you doing? Check out Captured Reimagined on BFlix.com. This is new. It's not, dude, don't even... That is, um... We got that for Caleb. Yeah, we got that for Caleb, and he doesn't like it. What is, what do you notice about this?

This giant thing. There's a dragon, elephant, gecko, bird. Look at the middle. Who are these two characters? It's fucking Lincoln Zelda, bro. Yeah, I put that on his desk yesterday. I didn't even know. I walked out.

I was like, oh, they got me some Japanese thing and put it on my desk, and it's huge. It's giant. It's like four feet across. And it's just a giant fucking breath of the wild. It's not a poster. It's like wooden. Yeah, dude, it's like a wood cut. Wait, wait, hold on.

Pull it down. Yeah, just move it Pull it down The painting down Just move it out of the way There's something behind it Flip it down No

What is it behind it Okay That's a picture of me Okay That's kind of cool actually It's a picture I drew of Caleb That's nice actually This is it like that

I don't know It makes no sense Oh you broke it You broke it You broke it you bought it You got it's yours It was a hundred dollars to hang it up over there now.

We're going to put this in your on your curtain over there. I mean, we should keep this. We should just pop the fucking stupid link thing out. No, no, no, what are you talking about? That stays in there. That's a nice wooden frame. We just need to post you.

You're insane. You don't like Les and Zelda Breath of the Wild? You are insane if you think we're getting rid of that. You are psycho if you hate Lincoln Zelda. I don't think either of you guys would stop me from. I would stop you. You just bite him.

I would slap you silly. It would hurt my feelings to see any. one of us physically hurt another that's not hurt sorry that's okay like can you imagine what it would be

what would you feel if you saw like if you guys walked in you saw me like hit Alex really hard I have been I have been punched in the face

by one of our good friends who twice Neil he punched you in the face twice like genuinely punched you in the face I don't want to get into that story

but whoa I mean yeah I mean yeah I watched you throw Alex against the ground very violently, like a... That was gentle. That was not gentle.

Yeah, it was. You were really grabbing him. Actually, no, he didn't... The first thing, he tried to choke me. You remember that we were at a party and he tried to choke me. He tried to homer barred you, dude. Yeah, he tried to homer barred me, and then the second one was a swing at my face. We're not a very touchy group of friends, though.

No. No, I feel like, like, Noah was just here, and I realized, whenever me and Noah were hanging out, I, like, push him around all the time. Yeah. Yeah, and we touch each other. I think in general, I don't really want anyone. New Year's resolution. Yeah, we're not here.

We kind of have, get ready. Someone doing one, I'd like, I don't like that. Yeah, I feel like I've given you a hug, like, twice, and any time I do it, I'm like, weird. You know who we pushed each other around alone when he was in town was Jubio. Oh, yeah. He's another guy who, if he's here, I'll just try to push him over. For no reason. Because he's so tall.

He looks like it'd be real easy to push over, his head is so big and full of licking. liquid is hydrocephaly. My head is full of haritos. It is, dude. It's bubbling. You hear it in his ears if you get close enough. I'm true. He's tamarin daritos.

If he goes past like a 45 degree angle, just all the liquid just pours out of his ears. Yeah. There's a guy in school who used to like fight with his friends. The principal. Yeah, the principal. You used to fight with the teachers. He's doing the morning announcements. He's like, if you excuse me, my friend is.

Nice try Derek Derek dress up as a ninja Tried to attack me I was doing The word of the day is Yeah What are you talking about Sesame Street

ass fucking school You go into I went to I went to Word high school I went to Word high school On Sesame Street It's in ninth grade He's in a college prep class

The word of the day is Banana No they would They would have a word of the day at my high school and it would be like hope or inspire or something like that. Every day they had a beautiful. Every day they would end the...

They just cycled back and forth. Pretty much. Today is inspired. Today's word is creativity. They should play music on the announcements in the morning. It was pretty tight. We didn't have music in the morning. I wish we had I went to old-fashioned school where they just announced stuff on the damn announcements. Am I right? Hithsters nowadays want to play music to

words of the day? I don't know what this bull crap is. You had a PA system in every room that played it? Yes. We didn't have that. They used to tell the janitor to come get kids to, like, go to the principal's office. Yeah, the janitor would, like, knock on the door, be like, oh, fucking Mr. Wolf wants to see this one. Mr. Wolf? That was a principal's, man.

He's a wolf. He was scary as that. What big eyes do you have, Mr. Wolf? That's probably a good prank to do on your principal. Speaking of the word of the day, you guys should go check out the word of the week. Yes, sir. On Patreon.com slash home planet.

Oh, yeah. Very exciting. Yeah. What's what we could people find on the home planet here? You know, look out for, it's going to be, it's going to be an episode every week. Yeah. Of what? Of 10 minutes stuff, you know, sketches, talking, just kind of us putting together 10 minutes of good shit every week.

Would you say it's a variety show called the Home Planet show? I would say it's a variety show called the Home Planet show. Would you say that people could expect to encounter a white thug on this kind of show? I would say probably in the future. Perhaps. Because we don't really, the word of the weeks come to us. It's not, we don't choose them. So if there's an appropriate one

Maybe Thug The week is white Is white Would you say I don't know Patrick can do a cartwheel I don't know

Would you say you could do a cartwheel Patrick? I'm asking you No say no say no say no I would say probably not But I'm open to You should come on the show Do a car is also

So there's so that you guys are also posting video breakdowns Video breakdowns When you talk about a one minute video I'm in one of them For two hours We indulge in talking about the thing. And then you have the old videos.

Which are terrible videos from four years ago. Yeah. Where a lot of us are doing a lot of embarrassing things. A lot of embarrassing things. Whoa. We're done. That's weird. That scared me.

That's too loud. Yeah, go check out Home Planet. And check us out on tour. Yeah, swag poop.com slash shows. Okay. Bye. Bye.