Podcast About List - Ep. 202 - Pleakley (w. Alex Forrest)

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

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Come in, come in, come in. And we see your butt. All accounts to the ball list. Every crap monster. All right, we're completely back. All three of us, we're back. It is good to me. I'm Cameron.

Patrick. Mohamed. What? What? It's so great to have you back, Mohamed. You've been on one. You've been on one. I've been on.

one yeah vacation that is yeah well i stopped drinking too because that was a real problem i had before yeah and you change your name to well you stopped drinking when you converted to islam yep no my name's always no no i thought you were doing a thing where it's like caleb comes back from vacation and he's oh okay i am doing that yeah okay Caleb's still on vacation he's never coming back like a cat stevens thing where he changes his name i was on vacation yeah i was too it's pretty Nice. We all took vacations. We did all take vacations.

I was on the beach. I went to the beautiful. I was soaking up the rays. I was in the beautiful outer banks of North Carolina. Yeah. You didn't tell me where you were going. I didn't want anyone to show up. It's a secret.

You have to keep it secret. You didn't tell me where you were going until you got back. And the whole time. It's a safety thing. The whole time I was like, I'm just at the beach. I was no idea where you were. I was soaking up the rays, soaking up the water. Oh, yeah.

Just soaking it up. What I saw? You're just drinking the water in the sea salt. Oh, my God. I saw dolphins. I think I would have. If I knew where he was going, maybe I had to been there before

and I could give him recommendations. But, no. Check out the beach. Try the water. If you're going to the beach, try the water. If you're going to the beach, you've got to bury your head in the sand. You got to bury yourself neck up.

I was boogie. boarding. Yeah. That's cool. Like Kenny Powers. Ooh. Yeah. I got a rash on my belly.

Nice. From boogie boarding. That's the way I got to wear the shirt. Yeah, the rash guard. I got sun poisoning. You got sun poisoning? Yeah. When I was in, uh, when I was in Oakland.

You got overheated? I, you were in like a doctor octopus kind of like experiment gone wrong. And I have the powers of the sun. I was poisoned by the sun. I, um, I, I, I went skating. for like, I don't know, I think it was like three hours. And I was like, damn, like, the weather here is like so good. Like, this literally feels like springtime and like, because it was like 65 degrees out.

And, uh, I thought because like, like, you know, like, you don't have to wear as much sunblock in the, in the spring, you know? Well, I think it's the thing where that's the opposite where you think you don't, but everyone, everyone's like, well, actually, you know, you actually do. The sun's always beating down. But you don't. The sun's always there. Right. Well, I, you know, for no, I didn't put on any sunblock. You're supposed to wear sunblock year-round, even at night. Do you do that? No.

Okay. At night. Yeah. Because the sunlight reflects off the moon. Really? U.B. I don't know. My girlfriend's always telling me I'm going to wear sunscreen more. I wear sunscreen probably like two days out of the year. Yeah, my face.

Y'all are pretty pale. Look at, look at how red, look at, you can see. Well, this was red before. Your arm is like. All right, wait. But inside of my mouth got so sunburn. You can cut your hand open. Look how red.

Oh, my God. I, uh, yeah, but the, the Oakland, Oakland, California, beautiful, one of the most beautiful places in the world. Yeah. I think the Bay Area, I think, uh, North, people give too, too much shit to the Bay Area because of the, the tech stuff, but, oh, no, San Francisco is, is a beautiful place. What do you got? You got the Golden Gate. You got Pixar. Chio Pino.

No. Gio Pino. It's got beautiful, it's built on a beautiful mountain. Dude, it goes out on one side and down the other. They, that is the best food I've ever eaten. Is that that red thing that you're talking about? That seafood stew. I'm rubbing my belly just thinking about it.

You probably told me about this like five times. Yeah, dude, how much you like that. Oh my God, it's the best thing I've ever had. What is it again? I forgot. Just like a, like a, like, it's like a fisherman's stew. I had donuts. at the beach.

Hell yet. For my birthday. Maple bacon. 25 now. Wow. Do you feel... One more year on my parents' health insurance. You're a quarter of the way to being a wizard.

Yeah. Ooh. If you hit a hundred and you're alive, you get to be a wizard. That's how it works. That's pretty cool. Yeah, there's some people trying to circumvent that. Some people calling themselves wizards. They wear big white, pointy hats.

And here's what I say to all you, you wizards, fuck you. Yeah, that's right. We don't like you. And you're not even real wizards. Yeah, I hate those people. You're actually racist. Yeah. Racist, although they're 24-year-olds who wear the hat.

It's like, you know, nope, not yet, buddy, one more year. Take the hat on. Have you seen, speaking of, have you seen that video of Ezra Miller? Yes. And they're in a car. Whatever it is, yes. They're in their car and they're like, like, calling out a specific. chapter of the KKK

and they're saying like you should all kill yourselves okay or I'm going to do it for you wow that's good okay they redeem themselves doing a specific chapter is very funny you should not you should not know the chapter of the KKK

that's a huge red flag like why do they know you know a subset of them to yell at you got to do your research before that's true because well yeah because that chapter they were saying they were gonna kill those are bad guys but someone other chapters, they're not so bad.

They also said, in the video, they said, you know what you're doing. Which means, like, they either have personal beef or, like, you know what, you know what you're doing. You are not giving, you're not giving the time of data entry interviews. You're not reading the applications that people send in. You're denying people for no reason. Compliment. You just flat out ignore them. Yeah, dude.

that's cool is that a recent video no it's from a while ago oh it's from the 1800s was that one that you sent me it's the one of them they're like on in the middle of an interview they just start saying like Michael row oh yeah that's on that movie phone with that movie critic I can't remember his name when did that one come out a long time ago that was like right when they got famous like I think they were promoting perks of being a wallflower holy shit so they've just been psychotic forever one was What about, they were in, uh, we need to talk about Kevin, too, right? Was that before or after that, before perks of being a wolf flower?

That was probably after. That was before? I don't know. I'm just, it was that there, if that was like their first big movie, that'd be pretty funny. Yeah. I think that just eventually. I think that was. Yeah, I don't know.

I know him from perks. Hey, I know him from perks. I'll tell you, I love that movie. That's a curse of being a wallflower. You're pretty. I love that movie. I'm outing myself. as a

yeah I prefer the intellectual version perks of being on the Mayflower it's a historical drama also starring as Ramiller

there was no perks on the on the Mayflower perks of being on perks of being a wallflower is interesting because that movie I think was like

written and directed by the guy who wrote the book that's always interesting the Exorcist 3 is like the same way Exorcist 3 is It's so sick.

It's always so good. Yeah. Yeah. What's it, William Peter Blady? Beattie. Beattie. Beattie. There's no L in his last name.

Brough. He's not related to the Beatties of Hollywood, is he? What do you say? The beady-eyed people of Hollywood? Warren Beattie. He's not one of those beis. You say you want to bea-wereing against the beady-eyed people of Hollywood? Is that what you said?

Warren. Warren, PC. You're saying, okay, you're saying these beady-eyed people are trying to bring PC culture to Hollywood. Is that what you're saying? Better watch your, watch your next. Yeah, you shouldn't say stuff like that. It's William Peter, Blatty. That's what, yeah.

Blatty. So I was right. I just said his name wrong. Yeah, we both were wrong. Actually, you were not right. I said Blady. Blady. That's still wrong.

Bleedy. Bleakly. Bleakly. Bleak, bleak. Bleak, bleak, bleakly in that movie Oh my God, pleakly. Is that the guy from Leelow and Stitch? Yeah.

Kevin McDonald's character. He's that guy. I don't remember him. Something like that's what he sounds like. I think that is what he sounds like. Yeah. But he was funny. I liked him.

He is funny. He's a good character. Yeah. He is. Leel and Stitch is good. They need a pleakly in the movie. He's a good character. They're doing a...

I love Buzz Lightier, too. Buzz Lightier's great. I don't like Buzz Lightier. ear. I like pleakly. What's the, what's the big guy's name? Zerg. No.

Bigzo. Bigzo? I don't know. The big guy is actually named William Peter Blady. No, that's the little, that's, that's, that's the funny guy. Big guy, Lilo and Stitch. It's like Jumbo or something. Jump, I think it is Jumbo.

It's Gantu. Gantu? What? Captain Gantu. No, that's the evil guy. Oh, who's the big guy? The big, the guy who invented. Fented Stitch.

Pleakley's husband. Stitch has a glitch. Jumba Juba. Jumba. Jumba. Jumba. Jumba. Juba. I'm so smart. I'm a Disney expert. Stitch has a glitch is the... Oh, yeah. Dr. Jamba Jukuba is a Quilte Kwan from Planet Quilty Kwan. Stitch has a glitch is the...

He's a creator of 630 illegal genetic experiments. Yeah. Is that the first appearance of Rubin? The Sandwich Alien? Is he in... Yeah, he's in the movie, right? Yeah. Is he in the first movie? I don't know if he's in the first.

They had a TV show that it was like Pokemon, but was stitched. Yeah, I loved that shit. I watched that like every morning before school. It was good. It was a real scene stealer on that show. Ruben was awesome. All he liked to do was make sandwiches. It's all he likes.

He doesn't like anything else. It's all Rupert likes. He likes to make a sandwich. Folks, Dr. Jamba Jumabha. He's got a 630, great friend of mine. Great friend of mine. A lot of weird little guys he makes. he would be friends with General Gantoo.

Yeah, that's true. He would hate Dr. Jumbajukabah. Jumbajukaba. Little Jumbajubaba. I'm bigger than him. I'm bigger than he. He has a huge, mostly bald, ovular head with three black hairs, a wide mouth, a round nose, and four beady eyes. Huge.

He's reading the Deload Stitch Wiki at a rally. He's a heavy set, mostly purple skinned alien with a dark pink skinned. being on his just stomach and under his arms. That's what people are saying about him. People are telling me about that. They're saying his little. He's got four arms. What do you need four arms for?

Jamba Jukuba attended and graduated from Evil Genius University with Dr. Jacques von Hamster Veal his lab partner. Oh, I remember Jacques von Hamsterveal. That sounds like a deep cut reference to the show. He was like the main villain of the show. Oh, I guess, is that the other? Is that Ruben's boss? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I didn't know his name. He was the hamster guy. He had, yeah, he had big, he had ears that stand up and he had the H on him. Yeah. I'm thinking of, like, the shark head guy. That's Gantoo. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Dumbass. Was that one lady, like, the skinny alien lady. Hamster reveal seems to have a bit of a Napoleon complex. What does hamster wheel look like? He looks like a hamster. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaking of Trump, we saw the birds last night. And the guy. in the movie sounded like Trump Yeah, the main guy sounded like you're doing an impression of Donald Trump Yeah, it was really funny So if you ever, after you're listening You ever end up watching the birds

So imagine that guy is Trump When he says like, close your eyes The birds, they flew down the chimney It was like, I don't know what happened I was like, like as soon as you said like He sounded like Trump When he did that one like line delivery I was like, oh he kind of does

And for five minutes I just like Wasn't looking at the screen I was just listening to him I'm like, yo, that does sound like... Stupid. Easy to do, though, because the bird's a very boring movie, I thought. Dude, I fell asleep. Yeah, you were, like, nodding off.

You were, like, a cartoon. Dude, it was so funny. I was really hoping that you'd start snoring. I did. I did start snoring, but, like, it was, like, the thing, like, I was, like, sitting. I was able to catch myself. I went, like, and, like... Yeah, you, like, shot up, and you were, like, boring.

Yeah, we saw the birds in theater. Yeah. Dude, that fucking, I don't give a fuck about the first half of that movie. I liked all the parts with the birds in it. Maybe that's what, because, like, you were saying, like, there's like, like, there's like, oh, you're supposed to put yourself in the shoes of the birds. Maybe they put that, like, in the claws of the birds. In the talons of the birds. No, from a bird's eye view.

From a bird's eye view. Yeah. You're supposed to watch that movie from a bird's eye view. So maybe the first half of the movie is boring because you're like, man, I fucking hate all these people. Yeah. I never want to see these people again. And I'm just a bird. And I'm a bird, though.

Yeah, that's why there's 20 minutes of worms right now. I don't know how they like marketed it when it came out or whatever, but it'd be crazy to like, if you're like in like, when it like 1963 or whenever it came out, it was 63, right? Yeah, it was 63. Like going to the theater and being like, oh, it's like a new Alfred Hitchcock movie. It's called The Birds. and it opens up and it's about like, oh, this woman like bringing birds to a guy and you're like, oh, it's like about their like weird dramatic love story and it's called the birds because there's birds and suddenly all the birds start killing everyone.

That's kind of cool. That would be sick. I think that definitely is probably why I didn't like it was because I thought it was going to be like more bird. I think that's the problem is like that movie's like old enough now that like every cool marketing thing about it for us is gone. Yeah, no, totally. like everyone's like oh yeah it's like uh yeah you should go see the bird it's a movie about a bunch of

birds attacking people yeah and then it's like not really like that really i did i will say i liked whenever they would show a bird like eating a kid i thought yeah i feel like that a lot of shots of kids on the ground like yeah and like birds just like the bar where shows the guy with all with his eyes pecked out was crazy i like expecting that spoiler alert the people the people next to us in the theater every time that a bird came on screen they would go like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Like, like, gas, like, what do you think was going to happen? Yeah, a bird pecking a guy on the hand, and they're going like, oh!

No. No. It was like the most annoying group in the theater. Yeah, it was so funny. Protect me. You should have gotten to see a Lilo and Stitch. We should have. Honestly, I would have rather.

Hawaiian roller coaster You, group trip to the Hawaiian roller coaster ride Oh my god That's a really good song Do you think they have Stitch there? Do they have Stitch at Disney World? Or in Hawaii? Oh

They probably have a Stitch I thought there was something called the Hawaiian Roller Coaster at Disney I don't know Maybe there is a real ride at Disney We had to sing that for chorus class in seventh grade Isn't that weird? That is weird Seventh grade feels a little old to be singing

No Lilo and Stitch. I went to Disney Middle School. I forgot this. Walt Disney Middle School. I forget. Can you imagine the clicks at Walt Disney Middle School? Oh my God.

The villains. Dude. He's so scared. The princesses. Oh, my God. The princesses. Wow. Dude, were you seriously just sitting at the princess table?

Oh, my God. Oh, God. The animals. Yo, that's the funny table. Oh, my God, that's the stoner's. Dude, the stoner table. Do you imagine smoking weed with Tumom and Pumbo? Fuck.

Dude, if I was Pumba, I would smoke weed out of Tomeone. Oh, yeah. Who would, like, the geeks be at Disney High School? It would probably be like, it'd be like pleakly and jumbug. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Disney owns a lot of movies. I'd be shoving...

I've been playing the box office game. I'd be shoving Jumba into a locker. Yeah, I'd be, I'd shove Bruce Banner into a locker, not knowing. Oh, true. I forgot that, yeah. This is Disney, technically. Disney owns a lot of properties. A ESPN.

The shit back in the day, too. Jocks? Mm-hmm. Operation. Or the soldiers and Operation Dumbod drop. The xenomorph would probably be the principal. Oh, yeah, they own Fox. Damn.

Yeah. Brow. Dude, Disney middle school must be crazy now. yeah i couldn't even imagine all these transfer students from fox middle school and the ESPN middle school and star war school yeah yeah oh my god and uh galaxy far far away school you know i would i would i was such a weird kid in high school i would always sit at the sith table yeah dude yeah my best friend was uh charles xavier that tells you something I guess he was a teacher

Best friend was my teacher Yeah He was Yeah Yeah I finally watched the I didn't watch the whole series But I watched like the final battle

In the Obi-Wan series Oh yeah I watched that too I only watched that part And if they only showed that That'd be so cool It was when they're in like the rock Yeah

Yeah They have a new Star Wars show coming up Andor. Yeah, what is that? That's about Cassie and Ondor. What's that? Cassian And Andor was the guy in Rogue 1. Diego Luna's character.

Yeah. And the first, like, shot of that, like, the trailer is, like, they just have, like, a guy holding an AK. There's not even, like, a... Whoa. That's cool. It's not even, like, a Star Wars gun. That is cool, though. They should let me make a Star Wars series.

I have a good idea. I have an idea for... I've had an idea since I was a kid. Okay, what's your idea? It's based off of the books. so it's like there it's like this like Jedi

bridge to terribithian no it's like it's a real idea it's a real idea I had when I was a kid so it's like a rodean what's that like Grito

like the green guy with like the yeah yeah and he smokes weed whoa that's cool and his name is

green bud the roadian okay that's it you might need a workshop that idea buddy. Yeah, I think you need to take a...

And he has the munchies... And it's like a limited series. And he totally has the munchies from smoking weed. Eight episodes, ten episodes. 16 episodes. Oh, for real? But they're short episodes. Okay, how long?

30 minutes. Oh, okay. That's cool. You should get Tika to direct some. I wanted him to play the Rodeon. Oh. Tyco, what he did, will play the Rodeon. and then his stoner buddy

played by Kevin Smith is just Silent Bob So there's a... So it's green bud and silent Bob And they're both stoners Or one of them just has a stoner buddy No they're both stoners Okay few

You guys want to hear my Star Wars idea Yeah It's called the 100 Jedi's It's 100 episodes long Every episode of 100 characters It's an anthology show So every episode is a completely different story Yeah

We're going to break a record for the most Most people ever on a poster for a TV show And 10,000 people The trailer is 100 minutes long One minute from each episode It's still called 100 Jedi We're gonna have a probably A hundred is low balling it

We're probably gonna have a million people but you can't call the show a million. Yeah. Yeah, season two, they changed the title of the show to one million Jedi. I'm so excited. Yeah, it's in production. Yeah.

Yeah, we're working on finding the second character. It's the hardest part. It's in a hundred productions. It's the hardest part about casting 100 Jedi's. It's like, you do need to find 100. They need to be like, good. You can't just pick willy-nilly 100 people. Willie Nilly already, he's already tied up with a Fox project.

He had a scheduling conflict with Willie Nilly. I actually wrote that part for Willie Nilly, but he... Yeah, maybe we can get it for season two. I don't know. Yeah, but so I wrote it for Willie Nilly, but he, you know, his schedule is really tied up. So we just, it's Michael Shannon instead. he's good people say that Michael Shannon is the poor man's

Willie Nilly People get him mixed up all the time too People always think that it was Michael Shannon In the shape of water But that was Willie Nilly That was Willie Nilly in makeup They look exactly the same Willie Nilly just has shorter hair

A little bit shorter And Willie Nilly's like way more evil So he plays like evil or character But they're so hard to tell a part even like the credits like they'll get them mixed up so it's why it says michael shannon in all his movies so like here's how you can tell willy-nilly and michael shannon part so you look at a photo of michael shannon and you open it up in photoshop and then hit flip horizontal and that's yeah yeah yeah he's what really can'tly looks like he's pretty much like a black michael shannon

but he wears he wears white makeup in most of his movies virtually indistinguishable but he is black they need like a twin they're casting a twin this guy's so good he looks exactly like our lead actor he's perfect he is black they are different races

yeah doing that for like a stunt scene it's like yeah mission impossible or something they just have Tom Cruise like walking up to the edge of the skyscraper and it cuts it's just like a black guy

It's like a 500 pound black guy. Tritch shooting. Tom was like, yeah,

I did that. I do my own stunt. I did my own stunt. I did that myself. Yeah. Wasn't that that interview? It's like him talking to Matt Lauer. And he's like,

um, like, is that the psychiatry one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He says like, Like, what is he, the exact quote is so sick.

He's awesome, dude. The exact quote is like something like, uh, like, like you don't even tell me. You don't know, you don't know the history of psychiatry. Oh, I do. Yeah. That's what he says. He says something about Ritalin to Matt Lauer. Yeah.

And like calls Matt Lauer a name. Yeah. He's like unhinged. Yeah. He gets like mad at him. Dude, he's so sick. Well, all the clips whenever he gets mad are so cool. The one where, um, I forget who does, someone asked him about, uh, about Nicole Kidman.

And he's like, he just, like, keep smiling. He's like, you're stepping over a line here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you know it. Yeah. And he's just like, so scary. Yeah. And when he jumps behind the couch on Oprah.

Classic moment. Oh, my God. Classic moment. I only knew about, like, seeing the real clip of that after only seeing it in scary movie four is so fucking. It's way better in, in real life. Like, I don't even know why they parodied that. They should have just played the clip in the movie.

But they do it. in a in superhero movie when they do it they get that guy that looks like him you know they did get a Tom Cruise impersonator who's really good looks like him

I don't uh I don't remember a super show up to the casting team I never saw superhero movie I remember seeing it but like it's one of those like it's on I think it's on Amazon Prime right now I've seen probably

every one of those Friedberg sets their movies I think it might be I only saw scary oh that one's actually the Zuckers I think it's Zucker brothers I could be wrong but I think Super Hero movie might be

We should watch them all Yeah I'm down I've seen like I remember Because when I was a kid I was like obsessed with those I like like I thought date movie

Was awesome Epic movie Epic movie Did you rewatching that shit? I heard they're making a new one right now That Disney's trying to shut down What? 100 Jedi's movie

It's a parody of 100 Jedi It's God That's my dream I hear they're having Even an even harder time casting, though. Yeah. Because it's like you have to cast like a hundred people to look.

You have to find an actor made of poop. Because it's one of the characters. It's the main guy. It's so funny, dude. One of the guys is made of poop. I think the only one of those movies ever saw was scary movie. Yeah, my, I made my, or I think we all went and saw disaster movie in the theater. Disaster movie is a weird one.

Disaster movie. Seeing disaster movie in the theater when I was like 11. I was like the only one that left like Like that was awesome Everyone else got in the car And that's funny Well it's that's movie Strange because that is just like a mad TV

Like showcase I feel like Yeah everyone in that is Was on mad TV Yeah Do you remember that movie that came out When like Twilight was big Vampire Suck? I saw that

I never saw that one I remember seeing like posters And stuff for that being like Oh man Here we go Look out girls Exactly That was the one that finally, that was the straw that broke the camels back for me.

I never watched another Friedberg sets or movie after I was like, I remember going home on Facebook and typing, making my static, my status, vampire sucks, dot, dot, dot, sucks. Whoa. That's pretty good. Too big, a Twilight fan. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

What team are you? Team Star Wars. You're stupid if you think that Star Wars is in Twilight. Okay, I'm not team Star Wars. I'm team Lord of the Rings. There's no, not a single Hobbit in Twilight. Maybe they reference it, though. There is a Hobbit in Twilight, but it's in the background.

You know, if you miss it, cameo. There's a, there's, I mean, this hasn't been proven, but if you look really closely in the background in one of the shots, and I think Breaking Dawn, you can see Hobbit, he's hanging himself. The forest. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I don't remember if I saw Twilight or not.

I never saw those movies. No, I saw the first one, and then I don't remember any other ones. I didn't watch any of them either. Yeah. Gay. Gay. Okay, well, speaking of Patrick being gay, here's a list I've selected for us today. My Top Ten Hottest Animated Guys.

Oh, hell yeah. This is from a WordPress blog. I'm not going to read the URL. This is a post from February 1st, 2013. I might have made this list So a few days ago Doug Walker Most famously known

For the nostalgic critic Posted a list of his personal favorite Attractive Animated Women After viewing his video Top 10 It's top 10 hottest animated ones Okay We had an oopsie

There was an oopsie There a quarter ran out of space And it cut off and we didn't notice For three minutes And in those three minutes We read the whole Doug Walker list We read the funniest list of all time that we've ever read on this show. It was Doug Walker's list of hottest animated women.

It was really funny. A gargoyle made an appearance. What if we just ran through the list real quick? They just like said the each one. Yeah, I guess we could just try and recap to that matter. We can do that. Try to do the impossible, I guess. What everybody needs to know is that you are missing out all the hilarious jokes we did about each one.

And the amount of laughs we had. Yeah, yeah. Well, this is just going to be like a quick, like, talking about, putting fingers and belly buttons. Yeah. Yeah, there was some stuff about that. Patrick made a very aggressive joke that I won't repeat because it kind of scared me honestly.

And yeah, that joke was relating to number 10. Jamika from Babeba's kids. Patrick, that's why we know. I didn't know who Jamika from Baybe's kids was, but I guess she's not a kid. Yeah, I think it's the mom. I mean, I hope that's the mom. Well, let me actually double check. Yeah.

It's not a joke I made about Jamaica. No, no, no. If we're going to go back to this list, we should at least... Later in the list, Doug Walker says that Jasmine and Ariel are hotter than a certain Disney princess because they show their belly buttons. Well, I can't... This isn't the mom, right? Let me see. There's no way this babe has kids.

Or maybe it's the mom probably, right? Yeah, that's the mom. Yeah. Damn. God damn Okay Okay I see you Doug

I see you Doug All right All right brother Number nine was Was Annie Hughes From the Iron Giant Yeah Milk

Which I don't remember What she looks like Well he said Well Doug Walker says The main reason is because She's voiced by Jennifer Aniston Oh

Oh She has a sexy voice That's a weird reason To be like Yeah That's a weird reason To be like This character

hot because the voice actor is hot. Yeah, look at the character. She's beautiful. What are you talking about? Look at those eyes. She looks exactly like number one. She looks almost exactly like I love her hair. His number eight was April O'Neill. No qualms with that one. No argument there. My only qualms is she's not higher up. Yeah. I mean, you guys like her because she's like 15. She's not 15. She works for the news. Yeah, so is Peter. So is Peter Parker. He's 12. What are you talking about? She's played by Judith Hogue in the movie. Yeah, well, she was 12.

She's a woman, not 12. Trust. She was seven. She wouldn't be hanging out with them turtles if she was in the dog. Look, look, the turtles are four. I know Cameron shut off the recorder because he said a lot of stuff. Yeah. About April.

Yep, yep. That's probably when we went, went dark. Yeah. It's very dark. Cameron shut off the recorders. You'd be like, look, I would do, and then. Number seven was Harley Quinn He's, you know, a little crazy

I thought that Harley should be higher up on the list She got BPD Yeah, if you realize also she's dating the Joker She's not gonna get with you She's not gonna get with you She actually, she has sex with Nightwing In the new show Is that for real? Oh yeah, I saw that clip

On a certain website I've seen that scene Yeah, I saw that No, I saw that because it was one of those things where it's like it recommends me tweets and stuff and it was like a tweet where someone was complaining because they were like um Harley Quinn rapes Nightwing in the new show and it has a clip of it yeah yeah it's a clip where he's tied up mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah so what do you have to say about that I don't think that's funny at all so I mean but you still think Harley Quinn should be higher

on the list yeah okay number six was was demona from gargoyles Which, I mean, as gargoyles go, she's pretty hot, but she's still a gargoyle. Demona from Gargoyles. Out of every cartoon character in the world. I mean, it's just such a beautiful name. Above, directly above April O'Neill and Harley Quinn, Demona. It's because she can kick ass, too. Yeah.

Number five was how I have to. Oh, my God. I forgot about the lady from the critic. I'm glad we went back through Alice Topkins from the critic. What's his reasoning? Does it have? There's literally nothing. It doesn't even say what she's from.

It says, I'll read you what it says here. Doug, VO, number five, Alice Tompkins, interlude. That's all it says. Okay. Yeah. Number four was Tiana from the Princess and the Frog. Very funny to put a couple of sisters on the list. Oh, yeah.

You're like Disney princesses. That's funny. That's very funny. Watching a Disney movie like, oh, my God. Also, like, wow. I guess I don't know that much about Doug Walker, but to do a top 10 hottest animated women, and none of it is sexy anime girls. Those anime girls are hot.

They're sexy as fuck. Let's get one thing straight. They are hot. beautiful like Anselm from Kingdom Hearts she was so hot yeah or like

Misty from Pokemon what the hell dude that's a 12 year old bro no dude she was 30 uh mrs Parr from the Incredibles was number three

that number two was rogue from X-Men and number one was then I'll read this out like I did last time and Doug V-O and my number one hottest animated woman is Bell now this is really ironic because in the Nostalgia Critics Top 11

I said Bell didn't qualify because you had Ariel and Jasmine and they showed their belly buttons Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute Okay Is this list Doug Walker's top 10 or is it the Nostalgia Critics top 10 Because that

Good question Completely changes kind of every single thing That is a... Okay, it looks like this one is Doug's top ten hottest animated women. And then there's also a link where there's a separate top 11 animated nostalgia hoties. That's nostalgia critic. He'd be doing those top 11s. Yeah.

Because it goes to 11. Yeah. So that's how you know. Well, let's see what his top is the top 11. Linka from Captain Planet. Just to have another list. This is a bunch of different cartoon characters. The Baroness from G.I. Joe.

Wait, so he had a... His Joe was a bit of completely different. I do... Okay, I do respect... Okay, here we get. Number nine, Sailor Moon. Oh, there we go. From Sailor Moon.

I do respect Doug Walker for really staying, like, being like, no, my character... Look, look, my character would think Demonia is hot. Wait, here's what. There's a line from the transcript of nostalgia critics top 10, 11 animated nostalgia hodies. After Sailor Moon says, nostalgia critic, as an evil monster. All right, Sailor Moon, I'm a big bad monster. What are you going to do about it? Oh, my God, dude.

Oh, number eight, Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn's back on here. From Batman. Crossover. Yep. and then we got number seven Hello Nurse from Animaniacs Number six

Chitara from Thundercats Oh Number five, Daphne from Scooby-Doo Hell yeah, that's my girl Number four, April O'Neal, okay Okay Number three, Rogue from X-Men Okay, a little bit of, a little bit repetitive

Let's try and So there's some of their tastes align Here we go Number two, Ariel and Jasmine Wow Oh so Here's we go, yeah Yeah, because the belly button

Here, here I'll just read out this This quote from him, okay? It's hard to choose which one of these two beauties Was sexier, so I just gave them both Their own number two spot I mean these two hotties make Barbie look like Betty Crocker With their big wide eyes and soft curvy lines

There's no doubt that Disney knew how to make Our Dreams come true Now, a lot of you might be wondering, why didn't I put Bell on there? Well, it's not that she wasn't beautiful, smart, and a well-developed character. It's just that, well, she didn't show her navel. Ah. That's what it's all about. He's about that belly button. He loves that belly, but what about Pocahontas?

Does Pocahontas show her belly button? He does. What's up? No, actually, she doesn't. Does she not? I don't know. Maybe that was a deleted scene that I saw. Any guesses for number one?

Dexter's mom. Mrs. Incredible? Is she already on the list? It's Mrs. Puff. Really? I'm just kidding. No, it's an obvious one. It's Jessica Rabbit.

Ah, yeah. Yeah. Actually, I remember this video now. Me too. I remember every nostalgia critic video I've ever seen. Okay. Now that we've got the background of, I can go back to the original pick for the list, my top ten hottest animated guys, which it's, after viewing this video, my boyfriend

issued me a challenge to write up a list of my own, but with men. So long story short, these are my picks for anime. animated hikes. All right, here we go. Time for the, time for the, any, any, let's, let's play some bets on number one. I haven't looked at number one yet. Sora.

Sora? No. Hmm. I think Lumier. For Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, flounder. No, no, flounder. Flounder, though.

Flounder from Little Mermaid. Oh, my God. We get on. Get real. Oh, my God. The character, all the little character, the little toaster. The little characters from Clay World. From pancake mines

Probably like Gaston Yeah Okay Number 10 Was Jafar From Aladdin Oh he evil though Yeah

Well yeah Let's listen Let's hear this person out I'll get this out of the way Jafar is a douche Thank God she said that But what do you expect from a villain as powerful as him.

While not the most attractive Disney villain out there, Jafar has this smugness about him that I really like. He's powerful and he knows it. And he's always got a scheme cooked up. He's got power. He's got money, too. He does have a lot of money.

Plus, his evil laugh is one of the best I've ever heard. He might look like he was beat with an ugly stick, but he's easily the most attractive Disney villain to me. He's beaten by the ugly stick, but he's the most attractive. Yeah, well, this person's maybe a little crazy and weird. Yeah, they got interesting.

got strange taste sounds like yeah i mean jafar does it does seem powerful hey jafar got like some flow like getting like choked out by jafar oh my god what getting like just jafar is like you know like just crushing your

carotid artery smell some of his jaforts oh my god missionary with jafar dude he's has his robe pulled up he's holding it up going on a mission with Jafar.

Dude, when I'm about to bust in Jafar and switches a genie form and flips me over. Damn. I would love to have sex with a genie. Me too. Yeah, that actually would be fire. My next wish lasts longer.

That was good. That's really good, man. You can't wish for more wishes to bring people back. to life or to last longer. That's what he says. I don't even want it. I don't want any of it. Yeah.

That would be so rude if you're having sex of the genie, you're trying to to grant you wishes in the middle of it. I wish you would nut already. Hey. Hey. Ooh. Number nine. Any guesses?

Piccolo. It's Frozone from the Incredibles. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Even though he's a supporting character, Frozone is one of my favorites from The Incredibles. For starters, he has a sleek design,

which worked perfectly with the ice powers he has. His skin is so sleek. There's something so cool about Frozone. There's something... Urban. Chill, yeah. Something chill. Yeah.

Yeah, I think of like ice crystals. I look at him. He's like a black crystal. Something about his ice makes me think of sparkling jewelry. It's like black ice on the sidewalk. Something about him makes me think of a sidewalk. He's the kind of down-to-earth guy that while he enjoys doing the superhero thing, enjoys having a bit of normalcy, at least more than Mr. Incredible.

Yeah, Mr. Incredible was having a midlife crisis. Yeah. And to top it all off, he's voiced by Samuel L. Jackson, who has one of the most recognizable and, in my opinion, attractive voices out there. Oh, okay. All right. I guess that, yeah. This girl likes some tall, dark, and handsome. I think we're noticing a theme.

And ice powers. And ice powers. And magic has either genie or ice powers. Yeah. I guess you could wish, like, you could be like, Jeannie, I wish you had ice powers. I'm looking for a guy with a sleek design and ice powers. It's like on okay. I hate you.

Yeah. I fucking hate, like, on Tinder, you go, people are like, I need a guy who's over six feet, and that B is able to control ice. It's like, oh, my God. It's a shallowness of women. Women only like guys with sleek designs. Yeah. And, like, basically, all of us guys with big robot arms don't get any attention. It's hard to me, people, like, girls are age, just only want guys with powers.

It's really, yeah. Yeah, I mean, a guy like me, who's like, I look more like bebop and rock steady. Yeah, good luck. Yeah. Good fucking luck, dude. I know. Oh, my God. She's looking for more of a pleakly type.

Looking for a pleakly type. She wants like a gazorno type, which is actually a character I just created. Oh, really? Yeah. What does he look like? Let's describe Gizorno real quick. He's 700 feet tall.

And he's invisible. He's completely transparent. Number eight is, I don't know, I've never heard of this guy. I don't know if you. guys have martin mystery oh from martin mystery i love i was just i'm always telling joe of that martin mysteries was like a show on like nick tunes uh and i i feel like i feel like i was the only one who watched that when i was a kid but it's like uh he's like a blonde guy with like fire yeah that's what it looks like here yeah that show rock that says many people won't know this guy but i first

discovered him on a kid's channel called y tv essentially the nicolodean of canadian programming Well, Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon was the first anime guy I ever saw Martin was the first I ever found remotely attractive. He has boyish good looks and a lot of energy and spunk. He does. He's not the brightest character in the show, but he's extremely loyal to his friends

and sister and has a fun sense of humor as well. He's the one the show is named after. Martin Mystery. That show was so cool. It was like a supernatural. It was like a spin-off. It was like a Scooby-Doo kind of thing. But they all had powers? No, they were just, it was like him, and then I think, I guess the girl

was his sister and then like a caveman that they found and they would go on like adventures together is really cool and it was all like how does the caveman fit into it or he was like a descendant of a caveman or something shit I don't think we all are no not me

not me I came from angels I'm a descendant from a fish actually I have a lot of Neanderthal DNA yeah I think I'm like 56%tile I have 50th percentile for angel and 50th for demon yo i wouldn't i would keep the demon part i would keep my hush hush on that i wouldn't let i wouldn't broadcast that just because you never know who's listening okay good point that's actually

trying to warn you trying to warn you as a friend number seven um is mylo from atlantis the lost empire oh yeah yeah mylo has all the qualities about nerdy guys that i love yep he's a little bit awkward which is adorable he's intelligent and knowledgeable which is always a plus and he's also got a good sense of humor as well. Another thing I loved about the character was his drive and determination to find Atlantis. Couple. I say that no girl wants anything to do with me. Bullshit.

I need a guy. I need you on a first date. You're on a first date. It's like, oh, like, what do you do? Like, what's, like, your goal in life? Oh, I'm determined. You're like, I just want to find Atlantis. Annoyed at your girlfriend.

I'm trying to find Atlantis. Oh, my God. Yeah, you are. Can you please, like, take out the track? Excuse me! This is my me time. You get this. This is the time I try and pinpoint the location of Atlantis, okay?

I get home from working. I want to, I want to crack a beer, I want to unwind. I want to sit in my armchair, and I want to scan the earth with my GPS device. Where are you? Your girlfriend's calling You're like, you're supposed to be home like three hours ago And he's like, I'm in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean Yeah, oh wait, what time was dinner with your parents?

I'm going to be a little late There's a Robcom where the guy is like in a submarine That's funny And he falls in love with an Atlantean That could actually write itself The plot of Atlantis Wait a second An animated movie

But a guy is driven to find Atlanta It's Disney Okay We actually have the Atlantis VHS in our office I thought that movie was pretty cool I liked it when I was a kid Yeah I only saw it one time I think I feel like most movies I watched when I was a kid

I saw like 10 times Who's in that movie? But that Michael J. Fox is Milo Which says right here I get Atlantis and Treasure Planet mixed up Oh you know what I might be confusing them right now I think I might be thinking about Treasure Planet. Treasure Planet was cool.

That's JGL. Joseph Gordon Levitt. Oh, my God. Them ones get, though, Mr. E.C. Yeah, what happens in that one? They go to a planet? Yeah. It's pretty sick.

I don't remember anything about it. That was like they, it was like, yeah. It was 2D animation and 3D animation. A bit of a blend. Yeah, because there's that little pink guy, a little fucker. Oh, yeah, the bubble. That was his game was bubble fuck. Bubble fuck.

bumble fuck the pink clown and then the crazy robot that they find dude that guy's awesome he was funny number six Batman wow from Batman the animated series where do I start with this Batman

for one he's cool and smart like any Batman should be he has the great ear-catching voice of Kevin Conroy which gives the character a lot of weight in both humorous and dramatic situations and of course it's Batman one of the coolest superheroes ever put on screen from his great gadgets

to as many layers as a person for me though this Batman was also who got me into comic book heroes well he's not my favorite superhero we'll get to that he definitely left an impact that's kind of a boring pick yeah but I get it you know I like this person I like whoever wrote the sister giving us really good reasons for yeah

well number five I'm really curious to hear the reason this one's kind of a curveball I think I'm ready number five is side show Baja what wait a minute for real he's not good dude neither was Jafar I think Sajibaba is more evil than Jafar, though.

Busted. Jafar's evil, too. I know, I know. This is a weird choice, especially coming ahead of Batman. But the thing is, I'm a huge Simpsons fan. Compared to the Batman show, I grew up with the Simpsons through most of my childhood. Sajobab to me was one of the most attractive characters to appear in that show. Women love to be attracted to a weird-looking guy.

I love his obsession and devotion to try. trying to kill Bart and how many plans they'll try to accomplish that. I love how despite having been a clown, he's always been sophisticated with his taste in literature and music. It's true. He's an artful clown. Yeah. It's true. She really

likes obsession and devotion. It's like when women say they're attracted to friggin' Nathan Fielder, pretty much. That's an even better rom-com is like where are you? Like, you're supposed to meet my parents and I. I'm sorry, I have to go out killing my nemesis. I'm not killing, I'm trying to kill Bart since it's my weekend I'm trying to kill Bart number four I don't know who this is

Nuro from Majentante Nogami Nuro I know that oh that's me yeah we can just move on from that if you've read my first blog post you'll know this is a recent one I only saw the show last month but Nuro left such an impression that I couldn't leave him on the list off the list while Bob is obsessed with killing Bart he always gets caught in the end Nero's obsession with feeding off of mysteries always ends in triumph he never ever gives up until he gets what he wants. Physically, his human form is pretty attractive, sort of like a demonic mixed

version of Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney series. While he doesn't understand humans, he's the kind of demon whose presence and voice commands attention, and his demonic powers are truly awesome. So you got the guy who's winning and then like you got the guy who's

like, you know, taking the L's. So I think the ladies are always going to go for the guy who's got taking the Ws. And that's just a little something about the female species. Yeah. They also They prefer guys with demonic powers. If you can get demonic powers, that's all about powers, obsession, devotion. And your, uh, obsession.

Yeah, you're, and your obsession. True. Oh, my God, I love having an obsession. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Number three is Wolverine from X-Men Evolution. Okay. I'll be honest.

I never grew up. with the original a 90s X-Men cartoon, but I did come across this one later in life and enjoyed it immensely. This is the guy Batman led me to, a surly-burly Canadian mutant with a no-nonsense attitude. Wolverine already ranks high on my favorite superheroes list,

but between this show and the first live-action film, I came to see him as attractive, too. Aside from the quick traits just listed, I think another aspect is the mystery behind him. While he may not always be a team player, he's definitely my favorite X-Men guy of the bunch. Mine is Nightcrawler. Yeah.

from X-Men Evolutions Still Nightcrawler I think Beast What was X-Men evolution That was that the Disney one that they did? That was X-Men Evolutions was Yes I believe it was on Disney Like the newer one

Yeah that's the one They sold all the They had all the toys at Burger King Yeah they all And I think I had most of them Growing up Yeah I think yeah

Oh my God That's cool You know because Batman is for you know It's a little bit of like Oh there's a bit of mystery you know, I'm attracted to the mystery. Wolverine, no mystery. No mystery.

It's like, this guy is dirty. This guy is raw. I love it. Yeah. Hairy. B.O. Giant, like, metal bones. Giant, like, razor sharp claws.

Violent. Yeah, yeah. Experimented on. Extremely violent. Dark past trauma. PTSD, he can wake up in the middle of the night and stab you to death. Exactly. Doesn't, doesn't know his friends from his foes from time to time.

up against a magneto countless times. Fought the Hulk in a comic book. Only Survivor. Oh, wait, that was Deadpool. No, he fought the Wolverine. Everybody fought everybody. I'm sure he fought him at some point. Wolverine and Planet or Old Man Logan.

He fights the Hulk. Does he actually? I think the, I forget, but like the United States is chopped up into four different, Wolverine chopped up the United States It's four different factions and I think the Hulk owns like The Hulk turns evil

The United States, wait Are you serious? Yes I think he owns them The Hulk is like in control Of like I forget what He's like the president

Or he just like owns them He's like the president of like the west coast I think Hulk. Damn, that's pretty sick. Old Man Logan is sick. Old man, Logan. Is that the one that they based that movie on?

Yeah. The book is better. Does that have President Hulk in it? Let me look up if he's the president. I should check that out. That does sound cool. I liked Logan. I thought that movie was fun. I never saw that one. Yeah. That's good.

That's good. I should watch it. Yeah. That was the year of two Calabans. Oh, what was the other one? It was Stephen Merchant and then some other guy in X-Men apocalypse. And then in Old Man. Man Logan, Caliban is just like a wimp.

He's like a wimp in Logan, I think. Or, I mean, no, no, I mean, in Logan, he's a wimp. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then in X-Men Apocalypse, he's like, he's, like, played like the Nightman. I don't remember the, he's like, you're trying to find a mutant. Oh, wait, yeah, I kind of remember a little bit, yeah. Because he can just look up every YouTube. His X-Men Apocalypse is on with Oscar Eisen.

Yeah, and he looks like Ivan Ouse. He looks awesome. Yeah. He looks so fun. He looks like He looks like he should be In freaking The Fifth Element

Yes With all his blue skin And strained apparatus Everything you're saying Yes Words out of my mouth Yes Yeah sorry

This turned into a bit Of a sci-fi nerd corner We're nerding out right now Yeah a few references That we're making here You might not understand What we're talking about right now That's okay

Yeah So it belonged to abomination And then the Hulk conquered it and now the Hulk owns that. Wait, so half of it was Obama's nation. Obama versus the Hulk. Yeah. Oh, and then Red Skull is president of the United States.

Oh, my God. That's, I mean, that is, that's scary as far as. I mean, we basically had orange skull. Oh, my God. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

He's a Nazi. Yeah, pretty much, dude. Super fragile callous. Super fragile, callous, racist, sexist Nazi potis. Who's that? I saw, I thought. on animal. It was just a bird. I guess a bird's an animal. Hey man, respect nature.

I thought it could be a werewolf. After last night, dude, I'm afraid of birds. Beast. Oh my God, I shouldn't even mention that. All right, who's number two? Number two, Aladdin. From Aladdin. Yeah, yeah. Aladdin's mystery. I don't have anything. This one goes back into my childhood. Of all the

Disney Man I saw throughout my life, Aladdin was easily the most interesting. He wasn't just another rich prince looking for a princess, but instead a humble street boy, trying to get by the street boy he knows how to handle himself in a fight for the most part and has this sense of discovery and adventure about him of course physically he's both handsome and cute jumping between trying to act suave and being a little awkward at times well he pretty much has self-esteem issues he's the kind of guy whose heart's in the right place if my number one pick

never existed aladdin would have easily knobbed the top spot of this list yeah yeah i'm excited to see who number one is aladdin's pretty yeah across the board you know he's got he's a good guy he's got those boys good look. He's got a sense of discovery. He's ambitious. He wants to marry Jasmine. He dresses like a slut. Yeah, he is a slut. He shows his belly button. That vest. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He is such a slut. That fess. He's such a slut, dude. Oh, my God. Those pants. Dude, but I have to say, you know why they're so big at the bottom. They're holding his balls. Yeah. Aladdin's sexy, but I have to say I'm more into his friend. The genie? Abou.

My God A little Little ball of sexiness I'm sorry New York For the monkey pox outbreak This was all my fault I was masturbating to a picture of a boo It's all my fault

Just going to an urgent care Start saying that A boo did have that like sexy attitude I mean, I won't say like his body was hot, but you have to admit, like... That's true. The way he acted.

Yeah. He's number one. Come on, we need a few guesses here for number one. Well, going off of Aladdin Prince Eric. Prince Eric is a good guess. What?

Oh, do you want a hint? Yeah. 3D animation. Shrek. It's not Shrek. I want to try to guess. Everybody shut up. Uh, 3Ds.

Recent movie? Uh, not that recent. Is it the, uh, is it the Wunceler? No, it's not the Wins. That's a pretty good guess, though. Is it Max? Is it Max from Horton Here's a Who? No, it's not.

Let me tell you what movie, what year this movie came out. Let me look it up. This movie came out in 2010. It's, um, don't look. And it was, it was a Disney movie. 3D animation. Is it one of the The Robinsons from Meet the Robinson's? Is it?

No. I don't know. Three, is it Buzz? No. Lazzo? Is it a grown-up Andy? It's based on a fairy tale, this movie. Oh, oh, it's the guy from Tangled?

Yeah, it's the guy from Tangled. Did I ever tell you about this? Flynn Rider. That's not a sexy-ass name. There was, I went to, I visited, like, one of my friends from high school in college. Yeah. And he took, like, this guy took us to this, like, he was like, oh, we can go play smash in my friend's room while he's out at a party. And I was like, what do you mean?

And he's like, yeah, he lets me go in his room and play smash. And then, like, we were all really high and it got quiet. And he's like, have you ever seen the girl from Tangles? She's so hot. Thinking that a cartoon character is, like, really hot is so funny to me. That is like, like, it's the funniest. It's hilarious. Because, like, you.

Most of the characters that people think are hot, or even that are hot, it's that you look at it and it's like, it's literally, it's like a, it's a draw, it's like, it's like, there's like three lines for a face. Like, it's not, how do you look at that and you're like, get a boner? What is going on in the human brain? There was somebody in, in middle school, and I know, I realize this now that it was made up, but for the longest time, I thought this was a real, like, excuse me, scientific term.

There's a, some kid on the bus told me that the, word for being attracted to a cartoon character is called Dumosexual Domo sexual. Dumbosexual. Dumbos. Dumbos. Oh, like Dumbo. Dumbo. So, though,

should have been on the list. Yeah, it sounds like you're attracted to Dumbo. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's the list. Go to our... This weekend, hey, if you're listening to this right now, it's in two and three days. Uh-huh. We'll be a live show in Brooklyn.

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Don't go to that one. Don't go to Alex's show. And watch Home Planet's videos, of course. Oh, yeah. And also, we're doing a show in Portland, Seattle. You should go to those. Oregon. You're going to like those.

Those are our last live shows ever, so you're going to want to make it out to those. Also, watch Disney cartoons, any cartoons, write about the characters that you find attractive. Send it in. Send it in. Let me know. Mess DM me.

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