Podcast About List - Ep. 203 - BIGGEST CROCODILE EVER NAME LAPU-LAPU

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

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Come in, come in, come in, come in, and we see a bike. All the counts to the ball list. Every crap monster. Okay. I stop riding my bike here before we do this. I come in here, and I'm just, like, drenched and swift. I looked at the, I looked at your bike when I was walking in earlier. Yeah.

And it was sitting so, the seat, the black leather seat, it was sitting so perfectly in the sun that when you sit back down on it, it's going to brand the logo of the bike seat. see it into your ass good i need that it's gonna get so fucking hot yeah it's get you're gonna have a red pink ass good no spanks i need that right now i need a pink ass no spanking dude i'm so like sweaty or like i i it's it's so hot outside we need an ac in here i get i gave up on uh being clean yesterday i just sweat it up yeah i just sweat i sweat through my headphones me too my headphones have a canvas outer thing

and it started to smell like a gym sock and I think I might have to throw away my headphones. Damn. Yeah. I think you can easily replace that. No. I think they have to just completely go into the trash can pretty soon. I went, I skated yesterday for like three hours and I

don't think I've ever felt the back of a pair of shorts so wet. Yeah. Like it was like wet and they smelled salty. You ever do? You ever sweat through pair of jeans. Dude, yeah.

That's hard to do. Before the show on, before the show on Thursday, I had to change my pants. I have a photo. Hold up. I hope it's not mid-change, because I do not want to see this goober's penis. That sounds freaking disgusting. It's not that. No, it's just the back of my jeans and they're completely, it looks like I pissed out

of my ass. Stop sagging. It's disrespectful. I'm not sagging. Look at how high those pants are up. It's way too low, man. Yeah, those are sagging. You're completely sagging.

Those are sagging. You're doing a pale. They're, like, halfway down your crack. Do you know what that means in prison having a completely wet ass? What? It means that you peed yourself. Really? Haven't your...

It means you were spooning with another guy and he peed himself. Oh, okay. And it got on to you. Yeah, or that you sat in a puddle or you were sledding. I would hate... You know what's the worst part of prison I hear is dropping the soap. Yeah. Yeah.

I heard that that's not good. I don't remember why. Because then you can't get clean because then the soap is dirty from the floor. I hear that a really big problem in prison is just seriously just dropping the soap on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because the thing is it gets soap completely dirty because they don't have, like, body wash or anything.

Yeah. So, you know, you could take a shower. Yeah, they don't have Celsen Blue in prison, I heard that, I heard on prison, they don't wash themselves with soap. They wash themselves with rope. Yeah. I heard it's rope. You think you have soap on a rope.

Yeah, I heard they use the rope part. I heard if it's a bad enough prison, it's like a washed cloth. It's like a washcloth. Oh. If it's a bad enough prison, like, if it's like Alcatraz or like Sing, they make you wash yourself with an onion. Really? Is that true?

I would hate to get sent to Alcatraz. We need to shut Alcatraz down. I know. Can you imagine being in Alcatraz right now? You're eating these horrible meals. You're locked up. You can't see your family. And then and then, and then, excuse me, Patrick.

And then on top of that, you are haunted by Al Capone's ghost. Yep. That's right. I would like to, they need to give those guys. Alcatraz needs one of those guys who has an iPhone in prison and makes TikToks. I saw the island. And mac and cheese in the food court, but it's COVID right now. So now they don't.

They're just talking about prison and stuff. I saw Alcatraz when I was in SF. I saw the island there. We all did. And I saw. We all saw Alcatraz. Oh, yeah, we all did. Well, I went more recently.

And I saw it changed since then. It's changed since then. No, no. There was a dark cloud over it. SF, that stands for what? Seriously fearsome? Serious felony. That's what he committed to get to Alcatraz.

Yeah, how did you? Wait. What were you doing around that Alcatraz prison in our buddy? Investigating the dark cloud. Hmm, likely story. How'd it look like from behind bars? You should be able to do like a prison exchange program where you can choose one like really cool prison you want to go to for like a month or so. If you're like imprisoned already and you're in like a lame, if you're like a state penitentiary or something, that'd be cool.

I want to go to Alcatraz for like a few days. Where is Sing Sing? I've heard of that in movies. sing sing i don't know what sing in rikers and stuff well rikers rikers is just like a reference or a joke you were making that i didn't know no i don't know what sing sing is they should reopen alcatraz as like the drunk tank where like if you you get in san francisco they put you on a raft and send you to alcatraz for the night that would be such a better deterrent oh i would think is in new york i would completely stop drunk

driving in San Francisco. It's an Ossining, New York. What's it called Sing Sing? It's a maximum security. No. Prison. I could get in. Sing Sing.

There's no matter. It's security. It comes from the Indian phrase sin sink, which means stone on stone. These guys are so nice. The thing about maximum security prisons is that they, it's stupid to call a maximum security like that you would never hear someone call a prison a minimum security prison. Yeah, exactly. We're sending you to minimum security prison.

Also, I think that we need a further, we need an ultimate security prison. This says here in 1901, three years after Edison introduced the electric chair at Sing saying, I didn't know he made the electric chair, dude. He made everything electric. Well, that's, do you think he made the electric chair by accident? You think he was trying to make, like, okay, let's see, electric light bulb, yep, okay, telephone, got it. I guess, like, he's running out of this, I guess a chair? Well, originally it was a, it was a chair?

it was he's just looking at things around his room he's looking at things around his room he's like all right I turn that electric I turned that electric I turned that electric The copyright royalties just really start just drying up Well yeah the electric chair

The electric chair ended up being a lot more useful than the electric table Which was the other thing he invented the same day It really is like It's a table that keeps your food hot Keeps it electric It kills anybody who's sitting on the yeah so it's like a deterrent for cats

it is so funny that electricity is how they kill people yeah that's so funny dude like you might like what just do like uh why not you just put them in a pool and like put throw like a uh a toaster in there or something electricity must feel cool though yeah i think you ever been electrocuted well no electrician actually electrician means it kills you so you guys actually haven't been

electrocuted So in 6th grade, when we were learning about electricity, my teacher, Mr. Stiff, taught it. Mr. Stiff? Yeah, Mr. Stiff. Shit. Mr. Stiff, and he had like, uh... Stiffany? He had like moles on his head.

Oh. Uh, he was a nice guy. I didn't know why I brought up the moles. But he taught us how to make, it was like an electric hot dog cooker, and it's literally a piece of wood with two screws. that you drill two screws and then you take like a frayed cable and then put it on the screws and when I was in I made one at home

even though he told us not to and I made it at home and then like I was like trying to move the I think I touched the hot dog or I was like trying to like take it off of the thing and then I touched it does it mean you were trying to eat it after I'm not I'm not denying

I must have touched the hot dog no no I was trying to get the hot dog off so I could eat it and then I touched both of the screws and then went like And then, like, it literally was as Looney Tunes as it could. Yeah, that happened to be with my Game Boy Charger. When my dad had an outlet that was completely detached from the wall for a really long time,

and one time I touched, like, the back of it. And, yeah, I remember just sitting there. I remember it felt like a full minute of me just like, huh, this is interesting. I can't move my body at all. And I'm completely electric. Yeah, it's a crazy thing. I'm seeing all my bones. Yeah.

They're blue. I had for a split second I was like if anyone saw me do that Would they have seen my blue bones I think they do right Yeah how much electricity needs to go through you To see your blue bones Cameron since you're such a fact lord

Yeah well I have to defend the word Electrocution because it's the coolest word ever It does it means it's literally the combination of Electro and execution Nope And it's so cool and people Do you think Edison like advertising No

and dilute that word It needs to be awesome, and it needs to just mean that you are literally killed by electricity. You think Edison, like, advertised the electric chair with, like, it's like a, like, big, like, flyer in a newspaper. I don't get that. I think that thing sells itself. It's like, like, the word, all the letters are, like, lightning bolts. It's like, electrocution. Yeah.

The new way to kill prisoners. Yeah, you could send one dollar in this ad to one Thomas Edison Road. Yeah. In Edison, New Jersey. And we will send you a full Nickelodeon video or Nickelodeon film. A dollar would get you a prisoner back then, I think. Yeah, well, you could send, you send them a dollar. They send you like a Nickelodeon film strip of just a man just getting killed by the electric chair.

I don't believe that Thomas Edison invented electricity. No, it was Nikola Tesla. It was Ben Franklin. I think that it was actually the ancient indigenous people of the Aztec world. Yeah. Yep. And I think that they probably stored it in their hands. I think it was actually the Electrients.

Is that who I'm thinking of? Yeah. Yeah, they were, they were, they're basically things that are made out of electricity. Really? They were indigenous in Electroland. Oh, and what's that? It used to be called. Oh, okay.

That's what we call it nowadays. Yeah. The old name is something we can't even pronounce pretty much because it's in Electries. Yeah. They used to be called, in their language, it's called Zip. Yeah. And they, and they're on, like, language they called themselves Pikachu.

What? Yeah. Yeah, they look like Pikachu. They do? Yeah. I thought they just looked like normal people. One of the most of famous electricians. You know there's a country where, what's some like, what were they called, what

were we calling them? Electroids. Electroids. One of the most famous electrodes was a guy named. And did you guys see there who won the presidential electrocution election? over there? Who? Just a...

Hal Sparks. Yeah. Just a guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's not a real place. I was tricking you. I would love to explore every country in the world, I think. I would really...

I think that we should go to... I don't know what there is. There could be anything out there. I've been reading a book about... I need to be a live show in Taiwan. In, like, Virgin Forest or whatever is where there's, like, no one has ever been. I feel like we should go to an island or a forest where no human has ever set foot before. Can we plant a flag in it?

Yes. Okay. But then what if we discover a new animal? That would be incredible. But what if it has a million teeth? Then we would get it. But what if it's a complete eater? Yeah, what if it's like a cat with a shark's mouth?

We could eat it before it eats us. Or we could bring a box to put it in. Can we walk slowly at it like Elmer Fudd? Yeah. And kill it. Well, if we've discovered a new... Would you... If you found a one-of-a-kind animal, would you kill it for no reason?

depending if it's running away if it looked like a different if it looked like a different animal but then it turns out it's like a rare breed of some like it's like a deer with like okay it has third antler it has giant eyes right and a really sad face like it's always like a frowner

it always wants something from you it's four leg and it's so cute it has a big big head and a little little tiny body and he's covered in head air. And he has no teeth. Is he running away from me? And he's running away and he's screaming for help.

I kill him. Was that animal you and he's getting away? Made up. The supriser? The supriser? Yeah. Yeah. It's a supriser.

I would not kill a surpriseer. You could kill a surprising because the suppriser would run away. Yeah, you can't kill a surprise. It's pretty much a positive. It would run away to surprise you again. Yeah. I think I would have been a way better God. Yeah.

Than God. Yeah. I should play spore. Spore is sick Yeah I have it on my PC Really? Let's make Homer Simpson

We can stop right now And just go play Spoor That's always so much fun Make Homer Simpson and Spore And then it's actually A great Homer Simpson Yeah Homer Simpson and Spore

Post it on YouTube Yeah Homer Simpson Spore Homer Simpson Spore They're good It's good It's completely good It's good

That's good That's it That's it Those are the two Those are the two Those are two voices Hello Hello

But Marge I don't want to be in Spore but you're already in smore homie you're in the creature stage you have to evolve to the civilization stage Homer you can get the civilization in spore huh yeah it goes cell creature and then tribe

and then civilization and then space why does he know that I played so much spore why does he know that I basically I had the galactic edition of spore you guys are probably jealous I had the galactic edition of spore it had an art book

dorkiest day yet It had a dorking out on me. Your mic is all messing up with the XLR cord. That's okay by me. You just stop wiggling the cord. See, again, he's getting all technical. People will complain about the audio. Oh, the XLR quote cable.

Oh, that's Caleb. So if anyone complains it, well, they know it's Caleb. You message Caleb, you say, I'm going to kill you. Yeah. Reports you're, you. I get that every day. People try to kill me every day. I've talked about this.

Yeah. I've found a video of a guy. I found a YouTube channel where a guy actually, I think he's actually getting gangstocked. Yeah. Because he posted a video the other day of a guy who dressed as a cowboy just following him around. That's crazy. It's so crazy. And then he went up to talk to him and he was like, hey man, is there any particular reason why you've been following me?

And then the cowboy guy goes, I think you've been following me. So genius. This guy's actually getting gangstucked. I think gangstocking is real. That'd be crazy if they're both accidentally gangstocking each other. well that's just normal stocking i think you need a crew true yeah to gangstock yeah i guess it's i guess it's the operative word there huh he had a great video where he just videoed a mercedes bins on the side of the street and nobody's in the car and he's like oh gangstocking must

pay pretty well huh mercedes bins is it yeah they're cool yeah i wonder i wonder what would break in my mind because i feel like i'm pretty susceptible successful Susceptible to be coming. Probably like cancelling a favorite television program or something of mine. I feel like you know what would really get me? A bunch of people online saying, look at this crazy gangstock guy. Yeah.

Yeah, that might actually make me go completely insane. Definitely. Yeah. I would never do that. Yeah, me neither. I would never, like, follow any of these people online and, like, check their every move every day. Yeah.

It is a weird phenomenon because, like, you get fascinated with the people. people who are being gangstocked and then you yourself are actually driving them to suicide. Yeah. Yeah. I see it's insane. The way I see people interact with people like that. I don't, I don't understand how you go under it. Yeah. The people who like reply and they're like, oh, I'm in your walls. Like, don't do that. You are, you, yeah, you are going to be responsible for so many deaths. Right. This person is going to kill 15 people. Yeah. But it's still funny to look at them. I would like, yeah. I mean, it's, it's.

It's just, it's just like a, I don't even know. I don't really understand what the bad thing about gangstock is. You just feel like a celebrity. Isn't it good? Yeah, yeah, it's really popular. Nobody's like, oh, the gangstockers hurting me. It's always just like, they're following me. Yeah.

So why not just, you know, try to, maybe they can help you, maybe they can help you learn Spanish or something. Yeah. You know. Give me some investment ideas. Yeah, just talk to them. Exactly. You know, and it doesn't have to be confrontational. Oh, you're a gangstock.

Just like, hey, what's like, what's up? like, what's up, what's up, what's up, Potna? What's up? Like, what's up? What's up, Pottna, what's up, Playboy? What's up, yeah. It's like, what's up? What's up, Pottna?

Pottna. And then if you're not, if you're not getting gangstuck and you're crazy, then those people who you're saying, what's up to will become your friends and you'll feel better and you'll like, your brain will hold. I think you straight up a conversation with them. What's up, Potna? You seen that video, the giant alligator on the golf course? Dude, that video.

That video was straight legendary, fool. I showed you, biggest crocodile ever. lapu lapu eats chicken yes i've seen lapu lapu everyone should go on you see this is the kind of conversation that the gangstocker should be having with the gangstock eat you know lapu lapu yeah what's what's up you know lapu lapu you know what's up what i'm sure that would yeah i've seen lapu lapu walk walkie you play old school roots game on your phone i do you have somebody immediately knowing what you're talking about you ask if they've seen lapu lapu yeah yeah when he ate that chicken it was insane that was fire lapu lapu lapu thank you partner

Yeah. Walking up to somebody who thinks they're being gangstocked and being like, hey, lapu, lapu. Just speaking at fucking Simlish. It's, oh, follow, follow him. Gorn and grew. How many people do you think you need involved to just make one person, like an actual, a sane person just lose their mind?

Like, how many different people talking in Simlish in one day before you actually just fucking go crazy? two in a row Two in a row You're like All right What the fuck is going on? Three If you talk to

If you say Good morning I mean the rule of threes And then you go to If you go to somebody else You're like That guy's speaking Samlish to me

And he's like Who's about the vulgar Yeah Then yeah that would be bad I would You know what honestly I think that I think that maybe

Culture has gone far enough That I would just assume I was on a prank show If prank shows Didn't exist My mind I know that's what I'm saying It's prank shows too far

I feel like they've ruined, they've ruined completely shattering people's minds. You're right. Because truly that is what I would, I would, I think a person who's not schizophrenic, you know. Yeah. You do something like that to them. They're immediately, be like, okay, where's the camera? Yeah, you're looking around for that funny magician. Yeah.

Carbano effect. The funny one from Netflix. Oh, I'm thinking of a different one. You look around like, okay, I know that it's probably this funny fucking magician here. Yeah. There's also, there's what, what's the JFL? Montreal. Oh, yeah, that's coming up.

People are, no, like the prank show they have. Oh, I thought, oh, no, I don't know that. Where it's like, oh, like, one person walked into this porta potty, and now 16 people are walking out. I would have just assumed group sex. Yeah. Or a multiplier. Those videos actually are funny, so. Yeah, it could be a multiplier.

A cloning pod, I might assume. I might up assume. So I pulled up Lapu Lapu here. I just want to refresh your memory about Lapu Lapu. This, I think, is maybe the video that could heal every gangstocking victim in the world. And every gangster who shows in the street instead of... Let me fast forward to when La Poo Lappu comes out of the water. So, yeah, it's called Biggest Crocodile Ever named Lapu Lapu.

And he's feeding him a complete chicken. I think it's an entire chicken. Is it like a raw chicken? It looks like it's... I don't think it's cooked. No, they cook it. Look at this thing. Whoa, that's a big ganger.

Just wait until he comes out. he's coming out now remember we went to alligator adventure that was so sick look at this fucking thing dude that is too big those are that's just a dinosaur it literally it look how gigantic crocodiles and like comodo dragons it's just like how the fuck do i exist at the same time as you yeah crocodiles are insane going through they can't even walk dude it's so big going through the fucking going through alligator adventure and seeing like that big one oh yeah that big white one that had its mouth open or something yeah that was just like Like, just looking at a crocodile's mouth, I was like, if I ever got eaten.

If I ever was in there, I would be eaten. If I got eaten by that thing, I deserve it. I was lower. I am completely lower on the food chain. I was far from scared there. I was not scared. I was like an aw. The tortoise.

That scared you? Yeah, me too. The tourists. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because of their fat bodies. And jibber jabbering about this and that. Yeah, talking about.

Let's keep it silent and admire. Can you just enjoy the fucking millions of years of nature that are unfolding before you. And the tortoise, too. Oh, my Instagram filter's broken. That's what they're talking about. What if the tortoise snaps one day? And he gets really fast.

People don't think about that. Oh, my God. He's got crazy. Oh, my God. It's a faster. It's a 300-year-old tortoise, and he's running at top speed. You could, that's the thing.

You look at that tortoise. If a tortoise? I will say, I had a, the. Okay, petting that tortoise is why I got a dog. Yeah. That was the most insane animal experience I've had in my adult life. I didn't want to pet it. I got, I was like, it was too strong of a connection.

It was incredible. I almost fell in love with him. Yeah. It felt like a, I sat there and I just touched him and he just looked at me. He was, and I was like, animals are all, animals are all alive. I really, I had that thought. I was like, oh my God, animals are not just pictures. They're actually real.

Yeah. And they have, they can read. That was one of the best. animals ever to touch yeah that was a great one i know why it freaked me out did you end up it felt like a boot it felt like wood it was like a tree yeah i think that's i think i think i was just like too scared to touch it because i thought i was going to get a disease i probably did kind of turtle skin disease yeah i got probably cause i grow a shell oh oh oh i'm the most susceptible in this room to grow a shell i was yeah you out of the three

of us you would look the coolest with a shell okay so obviously it's impossible Caleb would look pretty cool with the show. Don't say that I would look, I'm not, it's not master of the disguise, stop now. I think he would look the best of the show. I'm not doing, no, there's no master of this is in like a big green suit. No, that's not, that makes no fucking sense. He comes in walking out all fours.

Okay. He's eating a big head of lettuce. I wouldn't eat an entire, it's too much food for me. I will say, watching a turtle eat lettuce, pretty cool experience. It is, it is impossible to grow a shell, but I, I do think that, probably if out of the three of us, you are the most likely. Yeah. Maybe just some kind of like calcium buildup or something around your back.

Yeah. And I think it'd be probably pretty good for you. I think you might learn a lot about yourself if you grew up. I think I, well, it would ruin all of my breakdancing. No, it makes it way better. You'd be able to spin around. Are you kidding me? You spin on your back.

I go on the back. If I get on my shell, I can't get back up without help. So you just be part of a crew. That's true. Yeah, that's the whole point of fucking break dancing. I was watching this. Speaking of breakdancing, I was watching this interview with Bucky Lazzick from

from Tony Hawk and from Tony Hawk from the Tony Hawk video games Oh And he's a skater? Yeah Oh so you, okay

I was watching this interview with him and they were asking him about like It's so funny to say from Tony Hawk Well it's a franchise series Yeah It's like saying Madden I was playing yeah I saw an interview with LeBron James from NBA 2K But I saw this interview and then he was like

They were asking him about the special tricks And they're like what like what was the idea behind it? And he was like I don't know I was really into breakdancing at the time So they recorded videos of me in the Neversoft kitchen Breakdancing And then put them into the game It's so fucking funny

Just like being like yeah this is what I want my special trick to look like And then just doing a head spin in the kitchen Do you know what he did? Games where they use like mocap and so I was watching a bunch of like Mortal Kombat making of and their whole thing was like they use mocap for all their like characters and stuff

and it's so fucking funny because they have to like to mocap that like a lot of it is like not mocap they kind of like scan it in or whatever so they'll just have people like dress up like the characters and then just like pretend to fall over and go like oh and like get pushed like it'll be just like one guy who's in full like you know like Shao Khan armor

and then they'd just have like just a one random guy who works there is like a nerd with like these really thick glass and he just pushes him over and the guy was like, oh! How do they mocap the Mortal Kombat fatalities? They actually kill those people? They practice it on lizards.

They pull a green spine out of Ronda Rousey's back. Yeah, it's really fucked. Oh, they put her in Mortal Kombat, right? She voices Sonia Blade. And there's a nude hack. That's the other funny thing about the old mocap stuff and the way that worked is like, yeah, they would just hire women to dress up like that

because they were just like taking they were just like like okay you have to wear like a ninja bikini and you have to jump up and down for an hour for our video game yep they did that they did that mocap stuff for Tony Hawk's Project 8 and you could just like watch

like the like people doing tricks and uh it's just like so great to have to like wear like a big leotard with like little like balls on it and like they're like all right now like go into this warehouse so we can like you can like skate for an hour it's like sweating through like this little fucking like latex suit seems like hell i think for

a mocap if i was a mocap actor see like you know if i was like andy circus and i was doing like say like the the apes from planet of the apes yeah those are like i feel like somebody seeing the video of me doing that where it's not cgied all over me would be worse than someone seeing me naked definitely because it's first of all like well a big part of that is that in those mocap suits everybody can see your penis. Yeah. So your little tiny penis is just nubbing out. And it's more about I don't want to see anybody see me act perfectly like a monkey.

It's so embarrassing how accurate it would be. Yeah. Yeah. And also when people would look at you in public and try to give you a banana. I see I've seen video like for they did mocap stuff for some of the new Godzilla movies. And like I've seen videos of the like mocap actors like pretending to be King Goddor. I'm like you should be dead. I feel like that's a seriously hard one.

Yeah. doing why are you why are they doing mocap it looks cool i mean it comes out well it's really it's it's it's strange that they do it but it's because you know because they use suits and stuff for the old stuff so they try to keep the human true the human physicality okay i was just thinking about the tony hawk mocap because i remembered i would like watch that to try and learn how to do the tricks when i was younger and fucking mike valetli literally like he he got in that mocap suit and did a fucking flamingo on flat ground i don't know what that's literally you You kick the board into, like, up into your penis and then, like, twist it sideways.

I was like, gee, like, when I was a kid, I was like, that sick. Now that I know that, like, that's just kind of like a weird, like a old 80s trick. It's like, man, you wasted those mocap artists time. That is insane. We should get a whole mocap set up in here. That would be so sick. I never heard mocap then when I talk to YouTube. What the fuck?

Holy fuck I'll get a mocap set up yeah yeah that would be tight a hundred bucks 10,000 no that's too much if we wanted a really good one I don't want to we're not going to use it can we get one that just covered that has it covers the entire office so we can walk from one side to the other and it's all recorded yeah and it's just and we just we leave it on all the time and then release a movie called our life in the office okay it's just CGI like picks our characters versions of us walking with no audio sitting for an hour Yeah. At a table. Okay. That would actually be a really good experimental film. How does Andy Circus act like a monkey? Hey.

How the fuck does he do that? He just knows how to do it somehow. I'd rather see a monkey at the circus. How does he, it's like arms down? It's all in the, it's the face is the most important part. The face is not the most important part of the monkey. You're fucking talking out of your ass. No, it is.

No, the most important part is putting your hands, making your hands hit the ground. Okay, who looks more like a monkey, okay? Me or you? Well, I can't do either. I can't do the face thing. You look a lot like a monkey now that you did that, but you didn't before before you just looked like a guy who was slouching. Son of a bitch.

Oh, there it is. That's a flamingo. You say, son of a bitch? A son of a bitch. It keeps pausing. Son of a gun. Oh, that's a cool trick. Doing that in a mocap suit, though, or it's like, okay, you can do anything.

And we can make you do anything when you're in the mocap suit. What would your signature trick be in Tony Hawk? I would fall over. um flying up flying up 100 feet flying up flying up yeah back just sitting in the mocap suit doing like this yeah and then you guys you'll put me like 100 feet in the air while once we do this trick I hit I hit like left right B and then I just go like you fly up and then you die from fall damage somehow yeah just flying up yeah digging down is good using the board is it's like a

but you're using the board as a shovel. Here's what I would do. I would say, my, my trick is that I have to, like I'm being handed like a million dollars. So we need mocap, we need mootam and doing that. And then to hand me the million dollars and I go, I actually shockingly surprised you and tricked you. And I'm going to keep this one.

Freaking, plot twist, Andy Circus was playing the million dollars. And now my second, and also my second special trick is actually going to be putting a million dollars in my car and then also eating a pretty good lunch yeah and then my third trick is not being here oh i just remember yeah chad muska had a special trick in in that game called the ghetto blaster where he just pulls out a big boombox and does like a five-o what a dope name chad muska chad muska is such a dude it's so funny he does like he's like uh he's one of these he's one of these vandals

he does graph he does graffiti he's a writer isn't that crazy if you're if you do graffiti they call it writing what no they call they call if you write articles and books that's writing yeah graffiti these these vandals consider what they do on the side of buildings writing okay but at least they don't think it's art right buddy these guys who do graph i hate graph chad muska he writes He writes, if you look around like Tompkins Square, you can see Muska. The only good graffiti. Next time I go to Tompkins Square, I'll check it out. The only good graffiti is stuff that says Lindsay was here and shit. That's sick. But if you do like, I like the graffiti.

I have a curvy version of my name. I like that graffiti they do when it's like at a manhole cover. It's like an X or like an arrow. Yeah, that's good. Oh, my God. Have you seen the guy who does lines in the middle of the street? That guy's like so fucking prolific. fucking everywhere. Yeah. Yeah.

But sometimes he fucks up and it's like weird, he like skips parts of the line. I saw one that said, Zexor. And somebody wrote over it. My friend got mad. There's a bunch of Zexor. Zexor is everywhere in Brooklyn. Yeah. Yeah.

I see a million of them. And I guess, buddy, I'm scared of his alien name and I don't want to meet him. So I don't like Zexor. It's so late since moving here, I've been like learning about like graffiti and stuff. I've been like. There's some stuff that you just shouldn't admit. Yeah. Yeah, that's a not an okay thing to say of them.

I have friends who do it, and their names and their names are, and their full legal names, this is a sting operation. That's right. Like, they get in trouble. Yeah, I just, like, list every single person I know who does graffiti. Like, the cops are, like, doing, like, a RICO case for fucking graffiti, guys. For the list today. It's a list episode.

It's a list of everyone I know who does graffiti. I would like to introduce you guys to this. website that I found. It's a blog spot website from the 2000s. It's called Omniami. Fresh News, article, stories, everything, what you want. And before we get into it, I want to read, they have kind of like a list of the tags over here. And I just want to read you guys all the tags that are on this website. All right. Oh, the labels? Yeah, well, they're labels. Yeah, okay. This is on BlogSpot. They're labels. They're not tags. They're not tags on BlogSpot. They're labels. Okay. Well, here they are. It's all in a row. Answers, facts, science, of

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Whoa how did you find this looking up Nibiru or plastic surgery? I think I literally searched I think he searched nude sexy yeah most nude I don't want to tell you what I search Yeah I bet you don't Because it's sort of awkward. No, I can't give away my methods to everyone who listens or else they just cut out the middleman they own.

They can find all these stupid websites themselves. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But the list that, I mean, I figure we can read this list of them. I think there's other stuff on this website. I'm sure we'll be able to find here. Yeah. But this is top 10 plastic surgery fails of Hollywood.

And it says, it is good to take care of you, but sometime excess of everything is bad. True. As some Hollywood celebrities are so much concerned about their beauty and looks that they have gone through plastic surgery to enhance their beauty, but instead of becoming attractive, they lost their charm and surgery proved to be a disaster.

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's actually fucking... It's tragic. Tragic. Yeah, that's very sad. It does make me sad when, like, uh, like, uh, like those fucking, like, bogged and off shorts. What? Makes me sad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's like, covered up. Yeah.

I don't, I don't want to see your, your, your, your, bobby pin tattoo. That's for your husband, you know? Your knees are your husband's thing. Yeah. It's not for me to see. Like the Bogganoff twins? Those are going to hate some guys.

And then they got all these fillers in their face. They made them look like a puppet. I thought that they looked cool. The thing is, if you look like that by yourself, you look stupid. But if you're twins, it's like, so like, check us out. Yeah. I can see the life behind that. The thing about that is the twins are like already in human monsters basically.

Yeah, it's like, you might as well take it in the extremes. Yeah. Twins, you get arms, like putting their chests. You know, the thing about them, too, it's so sick that they were, like, scientists. They were really bad scientists. Yeah, they were, like, terrible scientists. They had a... And all their stuff was just, like...

They plagiarized a bunch of shit. They plagiarized everything. And they were French, too, so they, like, sound weird. If I, dude, seeing them in person, like, seeing that guy looks like a lion walking up to you, and then he starts going, like, I'd fucking lose it. You'd nut. I'd nut instantly, no hands, full prostate nut.

A French guy with a... I would nut my prostate out of my penis. Yeah, exactly. And it would just be sitting there on the ground. If you're sitting on the ground, and it's squirming away, like a slug. Trying to get into that guy's mouth. Yeah. That's what would be doing.

That's exactly what would happen. Nutting out your prostate. I've never even thought about trying to do that. Is that what Kegels are for? Yeah. To nut your breath in? So what you do is you nut it out and then you slurp it back up. How does that fit out of your aretha?

You can train it. It's stretches. You can stretch your erythus. You can stretchy parts of the body, like the butthole. You can teach it to gape. Yeah. It's like a, yeah, you flex it. Really?

With your brain. That's a crazy thing about. Don't do it here. That's nasty. Oh my got. I made my eryth a huge. Those guys who are like, those guys who get like, they train their butt to like become like a manhole. To be big.

To be big so they can fit like somebody's whole foot in there. I don't understand because that's got to hurt. It's got to hurt, but like I, that they seem to like it. They seem to like it more than anybody in the world. A normal size of thing in your butt, probably pretty. beast but something that's as huge as like a parking cone yeah yeah the square side of a parking cone in your asshole that's that hurts yeah that really hurts i think for me the limit of my asshole is probably like sweet potato sized yeah that's normal right i mean like absolute limit like

that's as big as i could go sure you're thinking to that he's thinking of that sweet potato he took the photo of like three years ago i don't look exactly like Like a cock. Or like a piece of paper. Yeah, folded infinitely. Eight and a half by 11 piece of paper. I could probably fit this one. You think you can put this in your ass, dude?

With enough training? I could probably put a whole... This is a big, dude. Training doesn't count. This is fucking big, man. Anybody can fit anything in their ass with enough training. Okay, so sweet potato for me is... It would probably take me like an hour to work up to it.

For me, probably a strand of horse hair. The thing is, I don't... I'm not opposed to, like, trying that, though, even though I don't feel like I would find much sexual gratification from it. Putting a whole sweet potato in your ass. Yeah, I feel like it might just be, like, a fun thing to do one day is, like, try to put it something in my ass. Yeah. You know? A lot of people feel that way.

But I don't want to... There's this app where guys can help you out with it. Really? Yeah. Is it Fiverr? It's called ass trainer. Ashtrainer. Sniffies.com.

Yeah. It's exactly like duolingo. Really? You have to do it every day. Okay. I guess I'll do it. Lesson per day, yeah. Number one, Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Yeah, wild and out on your damn face. Yeah, and steen, I can't... Oh, I hate seeing you. Steen, yeah. Go ahead and read this here. She ruined herself because of her husband. She wants to look like cat because her husband love cats, but her expensive attempt has turned herself in something like,

look like a dragon, but at least now. I mean, she does look pretty bad. She was so, she looked exactly like fucking brown bunny. What's her name? Finz and Gallo? The girl from the movie. Close Viny. Yeah.

Yeah, she looks just like her. But now she looks like a dragon. Yeah. Which is a serious upgrade, I would say. A dragon's cool. I don't know if she looks like a dragon. I don't know if I'd say that. No.

I wouldn't say dragon. I think she is, I think she does look like Ron Pearlman in Beauty and the Beast. She doesn't look like a dragon, but I would believe that she lives in a cave. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. And maybe guards something.

Yeah. Number two is Lolo Ferrari. What's wrong with this? She's actually fucking... This lady has undergone such a craziest plastic surgery that became reason of her death. No, she's dead. She had firstly make her lips look bigger and then she put some extra, she put extra some really extra on her breast.

She was known as having hugest boobs in the world. world. She even died because of suffocating due to those huge boobs. She is named as Catwoman. Wait, suffocated like she got her boobs so big that they covered her face. I think she might just tried to sleep on her back. Mr. Incredible in the completely black bubble room. Yeah. Whoa. But she is named as Catwoman. That's like my dream way of dying. Yeah. Having cute, being suffocated by your own breasts. Well, yeah, and I would probably have a sweet potato into my asshole also. But yeah. It sounds pretty good to me. Michael Jackson, this is rude. That's fucked up, man.

That's the king of pop. You owe me a pop. I thought I had one from me, but it was completely empty. Yep. I have to go. I am taking about plastic surgery, and how can I forget, the name of one of the top pop singer, King of Music, Michael Jackson, who has completely changed himself through plastic surgery. Black boy turned to Whitefellow by the grace of plastic surgery.

after that he has gone through a lot of plastic surgeries that have made him look like a man of plastic black boy turned to white fellow by the grace of plastic surgery oh shit what a sentence i know i really like this website i was so happy when i stumbled on god damn dude that is so sick he does look like man of plastic he does by the great I was watching Oh, yesterday I saw the sickest car Out in front of here I think I sent you guys the photo

It's like the It was like a van And then like on this window It said like Michael King of Pop Prince Prince of Pop Whoa

Fuck who else was on that It was like literally right in front of the office And I was like holy shit That sounds sick I love the coolest thing I've ever seen There's so many good cars in New York. Yeah.

There's incredible cars. It's a van called Cool Blue. Oh, that's dope. Dude, it was so, it's the Highlander Van Club. Damn. It said, and then it said the Brooklyn Blues, Whitney Houston and Aretha Franklin, the Queens, Michael Jackson and Prince, the Prince and King.

Dude, that's the coolest car I've ever seen. Yeah, that's sick. There's one near me that's, um, it's a van where, and these people lost their dog like four years ago, and the entire van is wrapped in like, have you seen this dog? I think of photos. It's so dope.

Yeah. But I was, I would just do that on my car. Yeah, I want to just like buy that car now. Just roll over there's a, there's a car on my street with the license plate, Gapin. What?

Gapin. Oh, okay. G-A-Y-P-I-N. You're very into gaping today. I don't know why. Can see, I don't feel like. Maybe it's because I keep seeing that every time I come to the office.

I feel like it's like, it's like, somebody is psychically dry, psychically driving me to get my asshole gaped. See, but I think that gaping your asshole

is not sexual at all and it's something that we could do in a funny jackass way. It's, yeah, I'm serious. Or like a,

or like a physiological research study. Yeah, why is it sexual that we see how many big things go in your butt? Like,

that's funny, like farts. Or scientific. Or it's funny. If it's not, if it's not funny, then it's scientific. We're doing it in a funny

slash scientific way. So, yeah. Just like, this, what about this? No. Because this is wider

than it is. It's wider, but then, but then the cap. This is a deodor. Okay, we'll start, by the way. The cap would clip my,

my, what's the small, what's the biggest thing in this room that would go in your ass? Let's start with this. My own penis. XLR cable.

XLR cable. That would fit. That's going to eat the yeah. Like the chain video. Yeah. Okay, wait. Dude,

that chain video is one of the, it's still one of the craziest things what about this click? What about this clicker? Clicker would probably fit. Yeah. I mean, it's bulbus at

Okay. All right. What about this? What about this? That maybe. This is a... What about what? You see, the thing is, but like, it has to...

Would you put my earbuds in there? Those could fit. Yeah. Can you put my computer mouse in there? That's my old mouse. You don't know where it's been. Is it... Okay.

What about this? Ask the answer. That's the... It's a long-time prank. I was driving... I was building up to telling you I put that whole computer mouse in my ass. What about this replica sword? This replica sword?

Excalibur sword. Well, I bought you that for Christmas. Yeah, he bought you an SLO. Yeah. So could it go up your, um, I don't even want to say it. No. You could it go in one. It wouldn't go up my, the sword wouldn't go up my butt because it has, Hilt, Hilt. Just the Hilt. It has too much sentimental value. I think you might have the biggest tushy here based on how many things you're saying could go in there. I mean, the whole... But there's more room for it. True. It's empty.

You have a sink hole. The sphirtle has more room in it because there's less. Number four, Donatella Versace. I thought that was a Ninja Turtle name. I got this was Lady Jaja. Yeah. I don't know who this is. I don't know.

Donatella Versace's... Like other stars... She's like the heir of their... She's not the founder of Versace. Like other stars, she has also made a stupidest mistake of undergoing plastic surgery at old age. She wants to remain young and look beautiful. However, she was truly very beautiful and oldness could make her prettier, but now she turned into an awful and ugly fellow.

Looking at that woman and calling her a fellow is really funny. This person likes the word fellow. Number five is Mickey Rourke. Holy shit. That's not a picture of him, right? Yeah, that looks insane. Go back up to Donna Tella Versace. He looks exactly like Jim Carrey Grinch.

That's not him. He doesn't look like that, does he? The only thing that changed about her is her lip. No, there's other stuff. The lip, and then she's just doing a darker eye makeup. That's really it. She doesn't look that terrible. What the hell?

How'd you notice she had a makeup? Okay, okay, white night. Yeah. where are you She also has some like Cheats up done She's not gonna fuck you Pat Yeah she's not gonna put your mouse in

Mickey Roy Please don't fucking blow this for me He failed in lifting Lifting has indeed made him look Younger but unnatural and like plastic He lost his charm as he looked Unnatural and Artificial Although luck is blessed upon him

As he was nominated for Oscars However people thought That his career has ended up I think he looks fine He looks like he went A hundred miles down the road He looks like your miles per hour really, really fast.

He looks like he has like a clip on the back of his head. I think he looks like a Homer Simpson thing. He just got off a motorcycle. Yeah. No helmet. Melanie Griffith. From the family guy.

She has undergone a lot of plastic surgeries that have made her beauty lost for forever. She has had many lifts on her face that made her face look like wild animals. I feel like I could get some plastic. I could stand to get some plastic surgery. I want to get some like. I was telling my girlfriend that I was going to get some plastic surgery. I think I would

look really good with a really pointy chin. Yeah. A really long and point. I realize I have a like a pharaoh.

Like a hacker from cyber chase. Yeah. Like the, like the guy. With no other changes at all. The guy in Crashbox who draws up pictures.

Just a perfect. I don't know. I never watched Crashbox. I'm sorry. Just chin that just it's so sharp. His chin is so he draws with a pencil and

then his chin looks like the tip of a pencil. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like that. would have a pencil chin yeah yeah i think that i might well it's because he has a goatee there too i think i might get my eyes opened yeah permanently in the morning i think maybe i'd get some big

ass like chloe cherry lips who's that's the lady from euphoria she plays eve or something i think she sounds pretty stupid i saw her on the train the other day really yeah do you push her over no into the tracks i saw her on the train and i was like New York City is a beautiful melting pot. There's me, for instance, a podcaster, and then there is an actress. Yeah, that is crazy. The Great American Melting Pot. Wow.

Lil Kim. She has made great experimentation with her body, and has she has made some lifts on her face, made her skin whiter, and implanted her breast. I can bet you that whatever she has done with herself, she definitely scare herself when she look in the mirror. That's just mean. She did that on purpose, so she's a big horror face. Have you heard that

Yeah It's not about her appearance It's the loud noise She makes What she looks in the movie? Have you heard her album Like the first track On one of her albums

Is a skit Where she's just sucking dick That's freaky It's fire I'm gonna do that on my Half Hour special Number eight Is Tori

Tori spelling Well it doesn't say Last Man Well I know that's This could be a different This could be a different person She doesn't really look look all that abused by surgeons.

No. Well, it says many people think that she is only in Hollywood because of her father, but she has invested money in plastic surgery to transform her breast. Her boobs have gotten so huge that she looks pathetic. And still, she is unable to inspire people. She looks pathetic and she's unable to inspire people. She has uninspiring tits. Her boobs have gotten so huge that she looks pathetic.

I only, the only thing I know about... These do look like really fake boobs. I'll give you that much. The only thing I know about Tori Spelling... You could fit like an entire Pepsi can and the concave of her chest. The only thing I know about her is that Bloodhound gang song, The Mope.

I cannot believe you know more than one Bloodhound Gang song. I know a lot of... That's crazy. They're where I favorite band. Did they make other music? Yeah. Was it good? Yeah, some of the songs are really good.

Was it funny? Yeah. Was it other stuff? The Mope has a line in the chorus that's bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes. That's just rude Jimmy Pott was a rude guy Yeah chill out That's not cool to say

That's like Gilbert Godfrey to roast humor Yeah Priscilla Presley I just saw a movie about her Have you seen anyone Losing their beauty For the sake of expensive And costly ugliness

Presley has done exactly the same thing She has experimented with plastic surgery of her face And has lost her beauty And has turned into a witch That at the end kind of tacked on Yeah, that's buried the lead a little bit. Yep, she's completely ugly from plastic surgery. She also turned into an actual witch.

Yep. She's into warlockery. Yep, it's not all that good. She was, uh, she, is it Priscilla or, no, no, no, never mind. It was Lisa Marie. I was going to say, she was married, Lisa Marie, Presley was married to Michael Jackson for a little bit. I can dance like Michael, son. I can dance like Michael Jack, son.

Sorry, you just made me think of a lyric. He's not. I thought we were all going to do it. No. All right. Whatever happened to this ho? Terror.

What? What do they? She looks fine. The show. Where is ho now? We take a hoe from a long time ago and we ask where is this ho? She was in a movie recently. Well, I think this answer is a question maybe.

Well, I read it then. Terror read. She is a bit slow. It says she is bit slow fellow as I am saying such words because she has just ruined her body by herself. she undergone a liposurgery that put a lot of extra skin on her body she thought that she can overcome by making another stupid mistake

and she got plastic surgery of her chest now she looks awful now I know where it is how is she's right there and she's green yeah and that's the last that was there's one comment by Maloki Flembo that says the fuck

Maloki Flimbo Maloki Flimbo comments it on this and this is from 2011 I think yeah when they had the Facebook comments plug in. Oh, man, I miss the Facebook comments plug in. I'm so happy when I go to a website and it still has the Facebook comments.

I remember the first place that I commented online, I think, was probably the Fox News website on my grandma's computer. And I would go on the Fox News website and somebody would say, like, there would be a Fox News report that was like, rapper T-Pain is a Muslim. And I'd be like, oh, my God, this is heartbreaking in the comments. I'm just clicking here on some of the labels, the tags. Why people hate Justin Bieber? True. Yeah, there's some good articles on this website. Faulty reasons why people hate Justin Bieber.

Should we save this one? Top 10 most beautiful woman of the world. Oh, I looked at this one. They don't have much writing about it. It's just kind of pictures. Oh, okay. Yeah, which we can all look at together. Okay, I'm actually seriously enjoying this website more than ever.

I have a crazy boner. You know who's so hot as Sophia Vada? gotta. She's on the list. It doesn't matter to me that she's 82 years old. You can tell this is made in 2011 because Mila Kunis is on there. You know who's seriously hot? Kate Upton. Yeah. She was on a music video where she does the cat daddy dance at Terry Richardson's house. Really? No way. I saw a video where breasts completely fell out of her shirt. You know it was hot? Who? Whoever voices Sandy from SpongeBob? Has to be hot. Oh my God, her voice. That's the thing. They, they, they, they, I think voice acting really

tricks you into thinking that people look a certain way yeah yeah the lady who's

the lady who plays Marge the lady who voices the guy who plays Homer yeah they don't

look like Marge or Homer no they look nothing like them who's it the lady who plays Tommy Pickles

EG Daily she's the I learned this recently she is the I learned this recently I learned this recently

she's the singer at the school dance and Better Off Dead and she had a music career too and then she was also Peewee's girlfriend in Peewee's Big Adventure Can I do a reading for you guys? I would love to hear something that you have to read for me Yeah, it's called the end of the world

2012 say experts their views I've already seen the end of the world Two years to go December 21st, 2012 The date which is going on our minds As it is reaching nearer and nearer That we all know that something is going to be happening On December 21st, 2012 which might takes us to the end of the world.

But is it really going to be end of the world? If it's so, what might be happen on that day? All these questions might be going in the minds of all at one time or the other. And then I'm going to skip ahead here too. What might be the real? Is it on December 21st, 2012 or on August 13th, 2012? Whoever knows but both the scientific as well as religious beliefs are prevailing in the minds of the people on this issue. The science, technology, and the scientists behind this are saying that the hyperspace that contain our universe is also showing signs that something strange is happening in our universe.

universe. Even it was said that the global and solar polar reversal peaks are coming within three weeks of that day, December 21, 2012. But according to some scientists, it is possible that another universe is slowly starting to claim in our physical universe. And according to religious beliefs, they believe that the earth will be destroyed or cleansed by the wrongdoers and those that believe in their God will be saved or brought to heaven. My first girlfriend in high school broke up with me on December 21st, 2012. Really? Wow. Wow. Like on purpose? Yeah. Not on purpose, not, she didn't know that that day was the end of the world. Well, why did you remember it?

I remembered it because I was like, what if the world ends, too? What if I got dumped and also the world ends? This year says, another phenomenon that is making society more conscious of the date December 21st, 2012 is the movie 2012. I think a sick-ass movie, right?

John Cusack. I never saw. John Cusack, not respected enough as an actor. He's a beast, dude. Dude. And he's sister's a fox which Anne or Joan Joan I don't know who Anne is Ann Cusack never heard of her I'm just

you've probably seen her and didn't know she was a Cusack really yeah the Cusack family yeah it's very talented use my sack like a welcome on the show anytime use my sack like a cue ball you use my sack like a cue ball they're not going to come on the show they're not going to come on the show now Bing ding ding ding ding ding pin ball

better up dead one crazy summer my sack I mean high fidelity gross point blank he's just had a string of just nothing but bangor movies i want to do something gross to him point blank dead ass dead ass i'm just scrolling through this i don't want to read this whole thing because a lot of it's kind of boring but i did just see i was skimming through it and i did see this line that's just in the middle of it i'm sure many of you have heard of merlin the magician and it starts talking about merlin for the last few characters do you think merlin has something to do I think Merlin could have had something to do.

I think Merlin might be an actual evil psychic force. You know, it is funny about the movie, the movie Better Off, I'm still in the QSack thing, the movie Better Off Dead. Dan Schneider plays the villain in that movie, and he also is a villain in real life. The Nickelodeon guy? Yeah.

He's an actor? He is in that movie as the fat neighbor. That's getting... The fat neighbor with a... It's getting a little weird to me that he has not been... Yeah. Like...

It's crazy how protected he is. There's no, like, TMZ story. Was it that Jeanette McCurdy thing that just came out? It's like every day some new star from Disney says like not even to, it says to like a media outlet that nobody knows what the fuck it is. Like some blog spot is like, oh yeah, that guy tried to like tickle my penis when I was a child. Yeah. And that guy used to play a game called The Finger Dance. Never gets on the news.

Yeah. Like what was that that fucking, there's that thing where it's like he had all the, like he's like, send Nickelodeon photos of your feet. Yeah. Like your feet with. crazy things on them. And it's like, man, you, you, I'm going to shoot you. If I saw him in public, I would open fire. Yeah.

All the stories of him being like, like they'll finish a take and he'll be like, kid, you nailed that joke about seventh grade algebra. Do you want like a glass of champagne to celebrate? Oh, yeah. And they were like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah. It's so crazy. Was it, uh, he was one of those guys who I just assumed that he was, that something

already happened with it. Like, that's why I never... It's all anyone ever talks about with him. I hated those shows growing, like, I Carly and shit, like, Zoe 101. I was like, those are like... I hate them because they were girl shows. They were so fucking gay.

They were honestly mad gay. They were gay as hell. They were like... And then I'm only proven right as an adult. The humor was like lacking, too. It wasn't as funny... The song was not a banger. It wasn't as funny.

Art Carly was not as funny as Comedy Central's Premium Blend. Definitely not, dude. Comedy Central's premium blend had Daniel Tosh listening to Howard Stern

on Sirius XM right Dimitri Martin's first special yes like that was that was the kind of shit that was the kind of shit that me as a nine-year-old

was watching because I was so I was so funny that was real fucking TV right yeah I was the I was the real class clown

because I would actually see what the adults would say I did actually that was that was good that was on a lot that's real TV

I'm not gonna watch as told by Ginger no Pokemon I'd rather... I'm watching South Park. Pokemon. Throw down to South Park on, I'll see yourself on time.

Rugio. Real TV. Yeah. There was growing... They had this thing on Nickelodeon before they would play... Bikini Frankenstein on Showtime. Before they would play as told by Ginger. And it was like a wheel.

And I, like, I didn't realize that that was like, it was like a wheel. And then it spins and it's like, what show is going to be on next? You thought it was real? I thought it was real. I didn't realize that that was just like a bump. That's okay. That they would play before the schedule. How old were you?

I was like six. Okay. that's okay and i got really mad because it would always almost land on cousin skeeter and then it would go as told by ginger and i remember one time we were all in the living room and i just like got up and i was like that's why you don't like gambling yeah wow that is found out yeah that was the i got up i got up and i was screaming and then like my siblings like tried to like console me and like bring me back to like deliverer like look look it's going to they said it's going to be on next I put it, I loved any show with a puppet in it I was obsessed with.

I was told by Ginger used to come on and, yeah, I would be like with my brother and I'd be like, oh, God, this is so gay as fuck. You probably, I'm going to watch like an R-rated movie and you have to leave the room and he would leave and then I would watch Estol by Ginger. Yeah, because it was actually dope and actually hella emotional. It was a good show. I just liked Cousin Skeeter more. How to Force Angels Cry with Clapping? We got to save that Next episode

We're doing that one Angels cry Wait I just need to see Yeah we're saving that We're saving that I do want to I have one last thing That I want to show you guys

On this website Before we end here Which is this is a page they have on here Called the most beautiful thing Women Part 1 And it's a bunch of pictures of almost naked women

And with no text And then there's one comment At the bottom And I'll read you the comment here Updating the most beautiful girls in the world Also, if like the Browse My Face page, I have the most beautiful hotels to check out. From Paul Schwanlaw.

Speaking of most beautiful. This is like a hotel manager. Speaking of the most beautiful hotels, we will be staying in one of the most beautiful hotels in the world in Portland and Seattle. Uh-huh. On the... And a little over a week. Better grab tickets now. Next Saturday.

They're going fast. I heard there's only one ticket left. There's only one ticket. But maybe there could be extras if you're going as a group and you might be able to. Definitely, yeah. If you are going, there's as many people are you thinking of going with, there's that many. And it's not, it's a normal show. It's not a live, one of these shitty live podcasts.

It's an actual good show. Yeah, we're not going to go up there and just go, but yeah, what's up? Everybody, we're chop-o trap house and we're doing fucking, yeah, you going to see Donald Trump's in the news again? That's not us. We are going to do the Donald Trump in the news again, though. When we do our live show, we don't do the podcast at all. we piss all over the stage we do some weirdo Andy Coffman

brass band I fucking love Andy Kaufman he's fucking random he makes me cough man honestly the way that he treated girls was hell of sarcastic and I appreciate it yeah well that's that all right buy some tickets buy some shirts buy your mom

a bottle of squirt that's my poem that was really beautiful bye