Podcast About List - Ep. 206 - The Story of Dark Christmas

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

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Come in, come in, come in, and we see your butt. All the counts for the ball list. Every crap monster. Bad things come in threes. Bad things come in threes, but good things coming. Dozens and dozens of blessings overflowing. Hundreds, maybe even thousands. Millions of overflowing abundant blessings, my words.

In a row, with no breaks. I would say good things come in blessings. Large amounts. Good things come in blessings. coming blessings. Yeah. Well, yeah, they come at, blessings are the vessel

in which good things are delivered. Exactly. Bad things come in three. But how many? Good things come in presents. Yeah. But, okay, so bad things come in threes, but also they say deaths come in threes.

So deaths are bad. Sometimes people die and it's completely fine. You know, an old old man. Not true. Can you get a blessing as a present? Yes. No. That's a present.

A present comes in, Christmas. Presents come in Christmas. Present come... Presents come in Christmas. How do you sit out? But presents come in Christmas trees. Bad things come in threes, but presents come at Christmas and your birthday.

Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve. Oh, I don't think it needs to rhyme. I think it needs to rhyme. That's a poem. That's a poem if your birthday is on Christmas Eve. Yeah. You know, you got to feel bad for those kids.

I feel good for them because they get presents. the next day. No, you got to feel bad for them. No, they only get... If you're born on Christmas... My aunt was going on Christmas. I don't think I've ever known anybody who was born on Christmas.

I think that that's probably... I think that... Most people, if their child is due to be born on Christmas, they get a C-section beforehand. I don't... What? Oh, a Christmas section. That's Christmas section, yeah.

I feel like that's... I honestly, I mean, I'm not a woman and I've never had surgery done. I feel like that's worth it. yeah right you can be a i mean i think i think that's one of those things where as a kid it sucks really bad but i think it trains you to be a better adult i think it's like uh it's like it's like child labor you know if you work a if you work in a and like a in a prison camp or something as a child and you grow up you'll be so stronger true that's like yeah yeah you're definitely

you will be a great artist it's like adversity yeah that you might you could be the antichrist yeah well antichrist that's true you could not christmas you could hate you could hate you You could hate Christmas so, so much that you become, or like, because you hate Christmas because you don't get Christmas presents, right? Right. And then you hate it so much that you yourself go your whole life trying to become the exact opposite of Christ. Yeah, you're like, yeah, because your parents are expecting you to act like Christ because

of your birthday. Yeah. Or Santa. And either one, I think you're going to end up being kind of devilish. When was Santa born? The anti-Santa. Exactly. That's the Grinch, guys.

The anti-Santa, oh, I guess. I bet Dr. Seuss had this same conversation. Who's the anti-Santa? If you're born on Christmas, he wouldn't become the anti-Santa. I just looked at up. Dr. Seuss was like, who is the anti-Santa? Oh, wait, it's the Grinch. Yeah.

And then he started writing that. And then he made up the Grinch. Apparently Santa Claus's birthday is March 15th, according to Google. Whoa, that's my little brother's, that's the day before my little brother's birthday. When is Santa's birthday? The answer might surprise you. Many may assume Santa Claus was born on December 25th, given his profession. And if not on Christmas Day, then pretty close to it. But it turns out Santa's more of a springtime baby than a winter wonder birth. This works out well because who really wants to work and travel on their special day? Yeah, Santa is such a Pisces. He is. Dead ass. He actually is Pisces. He actually is Pisces do. Yeah, wait, look at...

Pisces, we need to know the... Pyses are sensitive as hell. You think Santa's sensitive? Yep. Let's see. What are the Pisces traits? What does a Pisces do? Pisces traits, do we want male or female? They'll do whatever they can to make sure the people around them are happy.

That sounds like Santa Claus to me. Yeah, people around him in the entire world. He's got a very large radar. They're also artistic and use their vivid imaginations to think up ideas many others wouldn't. Flying rain... Let's go through this, elves. Flying rain.

Dear, all the presents. Intuitive. Unselfish. Yeah. I mean, that fucking fits the bill. Wise. Big old gray beard. Knows just about everything there is to know. Isn't he a wise man? Imaginative. Yeah, he came up with every fucking thing about Christmas. I'd call that pretty imaginative. Compassionate. Even the kids that are bad, he gives him something. Straight cold. Romantic. This is Claus. Adaptable. He can fit through even a small hole or a keyhole we learned from the Santa Claus series. Open-minded. Open-minded, he even gives presence to kids who live in a gay lifestyle or a Muslim lifestyle. Wow. Or a Judaistic lifestyle.

So that's actually pretty open-minded, I would say. Artistic, he does skywriting with the reindeer's creative. Yeah. He says, ho, ho, ho. He should do that more. He should do skywriting with the reindeer's shit with the elves too. Yeah.

That's artistic. It is funny, it is funny, like, as a kid when you're supposed to believe that, like, Santa makes every single toy that you get, but it's like, like, you think, you think Santa, you think Santa really made, uh, you think Santa really thought up of, like, that Crayola machine, that Crayola, uh, crayon maker where you melt all the wax together.

You think Santa came up with that and not the good, uh, the good old minds of the USA? The elves. Imagine Santa just hammering the no Russian mission into the, the Xbox 360 copy of Modern Warfare 2, which he does it all with a little wooden mallet. You guys think Santa made the toys? Yes. No, the elves make the toys. He got them.

Santa oversees all the toys at the workshop. Do you think he buys them fucking wholesale? I mean, yeah. The elves make the toys. The branded ones, I think. I don't think he's making branded stuff. He makes them. I think maybe a simple thing he'll make, but I don't think.

He does cheap knockoffs. That's why they all, the, all the brands hate him. Yeah. Yeah. And they try to do, they try to do, like, proprietary stuff that Santa can't do. Like, kind of a, uh, they have a guided, or, uh, uh, What on earth, pray tell what on earth can't Santa do? Exactly, well, that's the problem they're running into.

Is it almost nothing? You ever gotten a toy on Christmas from a video game from Santando? That's right. That's right. It's not very good. That's right. Santando's, uh, Santando's, uh, Santando's Turtle Crossing. He's like Animal Crossing, but all the animals are turtles.

You ever got a check, uh, you can't even do your missions fast? A check on Christmas from Santander? Yep. That's right. You ever get a pair of, you ever get a pair of jewelry? Gordon's on Christmas, right? You look at the dunk man logo, no basketball. He's holding mistletoe.

That's right. And his penis is out. His cock is out. Fuck, man. That's nasty. Santa stitched a cock into the thing. And he stitched cock and balls here because Santa has a good sense of humor. Yeah.

Right? He's been, he's around as he's as oldest time. Listen to this scenario. 2,000 years old. From this Santa Claus birthday article. This is the opening of the article I scrolled up and saw. As your family prepares for Santa Claus's arrival this Christmas, Your children may want to plan an extra special menu for the man in red.

After all, he works up an appetite traveling all around the world. Maybe they suggest making a plate of Christmas dinner leftovers to keep them from going to waste, a veggie-packed smoothie to give him energy for all his deliveries, or even a birthday cake to celebrate his special day. If they suggest the latter, however, you'll have to tell them that St. Nick wasn't born on Christmas, leading them to ask when Santa's birthday is. Well, I mean, hey, who wants, you only eat birthday cake once a year? What kind of life is he living?

Right? He's Santa Claus. Wait, wait, look up when Mrs. Claus's birthday is. Let's make Santa Claus a birthday kick. And you have to be like, I'm sorry. I really didn't want to talk about this. Yeah, this is, it's Christ's birthday. You have to call your wife. It's Christ's birthday, not Santa's.

We have to have the talk with the kid. They wanted to give Santa a birthday cake. Yeah, he thinks that Santa was born on Christmas and not March 15th. Why not just give him Christmas Eve? Let him be born on Christmas Eve. Why are we being such stickers about this? We should start celebrating Santa's birthday. I would love to.

That's the day after pie day for any mathematically minded folks out there. Oh, my God. Maybe he's not celebrating it as to not overshadow pie day. That might be right. Mrs. Claus' birthday is Christmas. Really? That's what Google says. Wow.

That's not fair. Well, it's not fair to her. Her husband's fucking... How do you think they met? That makes more sense. That makes a lot of sense. Maybe she says every year, every year for Christmas, she says, give my gifts to someone else, I don't care.

Listen to this passage that's the info box when you Google Mrs. Claus' birthday. December 25th, Mrs. Claus' age is heavily debated, but her birthday is not. According to multiple sources, Mrs. Claus was born on December 25th, i.e. Christmas day. Some may say this is a coincidence, but mystic investigation. writes that her birthday meant she was destined to marry Santa Claus someday. Did Santa Claus, well, she's Santa's present every year. Did Santa Claus kidnap Mrs. Claus?

No. Is she, what's the age gap here? That's literally the next heading I was about to read. The headings on this website are when is Mrs. Claus birthday, and what's the age difference between Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus? There's two possible, there's two possible answers here, according to them. I'd like to know both. All right, the first one is 611.

11 years. That's too big of an... I'll say it. That's too big of an age now. Well, the second one is 1,521. That's even worse, I would argue. That's even worse. Because, get this, when she was first...

When she was in high school, right? He could have been 628 years old. Isn't that disgusting? That's not right. That's true. Come on. That is just not right. Well, she's in high school.

She wasn't even born yet at his... He had his 1,000th birthday. Maybe. We don't know. You know what? You know what the craziest thing is? Santa probably delivered her a present once. I've never found myself.

I've never found myself wanting to there to be a 600-year age gap. Just because the 1,000-year age gap is just almost too much to fathom. Mm-hmm. Right? And I do, and it is kind of upsetting that maybe 18 years in a row he was delivering her presence, being like, oh, my God. Here it is. Hey, here's lip.

lipstick. More lipstick for Christmas. Here you go, kid. Here's a Santa, uh, Santa style bikini. Here's a Santa, here's a Santa Claus calendar. It's got all pictures of me on it. I clicked on the source they cited. Hey, yeah, her 18th birthday, she gets Santa's phone number and her stocking. And a six-week birth control. Yeah. That's discussed. Santa wouldn't. That's really not right. Yeah. But he actually But he did do that. He did that. But it was okay.

If he did that a year before, that would be weird. Maybe they met on an app. I don't think there was apps around. Santa Claus. Maybe they met on an app and then Mrs. Claus is like, oh my God. I was like, I knew. Well, that's a thing. I knew you, but like, that's insane.

Mrs. Claus has been around for quite a long time. So it's definitely possible that she was maybe, she was maybe like a slave or like a really, like a or something, and he rescued her, you know? I don't know. Yeah. Is there anything about how they met? Let's see. There's a lot of information available about the Clause family, but some of it is conflicting.

So I'm clicking. I click here on the source they use for a lot of this information, which is called mysticinvestigations.com. I've heard of that. You think it might be a paranormal investigation thing, but it's actually, it's, it's, it's, it's, um, it's mystic Christmas blog, the bewitching blog of Christmas. They're getting a little confused. They're crossing holiday wires there. Would you guys consider, was born on Christmas Day by the sheer fate of her future destiny as the Demi Angel, Santa Claus's wife. Really?

I thought her name. She's a demi angel. Holly's father, no, no, Santa's a Demi Angel. Holly's father, Daniel McBrose. Wait, what? What the fuck? What? Daniel McBride.

Her dad is Danny McBride. Was an Irish immigrant and young architect who aided in the construction of the United States Capitol. Wow. So Santa Claus wants to date my daughter. Okay. She was born in 1792. Holly has no siblings because doctors told her mother

that further pregnancies could pose a risk to her health In 1792 they told her that wow They're ahead of the curve The age difference Mrs. Claus is currently 229 years of age But doesn't look a day over 60 She married Santa Claus at the age of 22 On Valentine's Day February 14th, 1850

When he was 1,545 years old The age difference isn't that shocking When you consider that they're soulmates That's true Is it saying anything about Cupid being It does it say anything about Cupid being at the wedding No you have to assume he was though I mean, I would think it would be all elves

I don't think the reindeer's know I don't think the reindeer's have any Any idea of what they're doing I think they just run Yeah like camels Yeah the reindeer's don't have the soul. No, yeah.

Do you think... The story of St. Valentine's Day begins in the metaphysical mind of the omniverse God in which we all exist. Send me this website right now. Send me this website right fucking now. This is derailing everything. Mystic Christmas blog, Xavier Remington.

Their Valentine's page is insane. Upon his ascension to godhood, various concept and thoughts spontaneously manifested into sapient being springing forth from his subconsciousness mind. These are known as omniverse personifiers. One of them was love. Wait. And this is about Cupid? Yeah. The unholy union of demons and dark goddesses.

Xavier Rimmington. As the founder and president of mystic investigations, I have dealt with all manner of metaphysical mayhem. However, the supernatural beings and paranormal phenomenon of the Christmas season are some of the most magical. Our supernatural crime-fighting team has had the honor of being welcome at the day-ageal Santa Claus North Pole City and the horror of battling the diabolical anti-claws Anti-Claas? Wait, hold up.

This X-Mas blog was born out of the ancient interest. Wow, look at this fucking photo of the Antichie Claus. Merry Christmas to all. And to all a safe night. And his most, his most recent, he's still posting. Christmas is July. I think this is, I think there's a holiday episode now. I think we have to do a deep dive into Mystic and Fest.

I can't believe. Santa Claus versus George. Dracula. It was the Christmas Eve of 1888 when Santa Claus found himself delivering gifts to the good little boys and girls of Transylvania, Romania. Santa landed his sleigh upon the roof of a modest home with smoke billowing from the chimney at the witching hour. He teleported down right into the flames of the hearth that kept the home warm on this specially chilly night. Dude, he fought, see also Santa Claus the vampire slayer. There's hundreds of posts on this way.

Hold on this. Hold on. No, go ahead, Pat. I just, I don't know if we're about to say the same thing. I just want to say the sections at the top of this website here are home page, home, paranormal Q&A, supernatural stories, Christmas blog, Halloween blog, paranormal forecast, paranormal news, time travel, and private investigate. And when you click on private investigate, there are three different tabs. one brings you to a website called free background check.org, then reverse phone search

and reverse email search. Dude, this is the best website of ever fucking seen. When you hover over Halloween blog, the three options are Halloween spirit, Halloween beings, and Halloween Queen Shala. And I clicked on Halloween

Queen Shala, and it took me to a news article on their site called, Who is the leader of Halloween? And the headline is, the angel, demon, hybrid Shala revealed to be secretive queen of Halloween. Okay, okay. This, it brought, it brought us to a new... Halloween Mystic Blog.

Oh my God. On Mystic, okay, this is... Anti-Claz invaded Halloween Island. Are you fucking serious? I'm completely serious. That's crazy. Let me just read the, let me read the top here. The, uh, the sections of the website are home.

We needed this so bad. This is a huge breakthrough. Halloween legend. Halloween beings, shop, costumes, decor, candy, scary stories, which under scary stories includes devilish DVDs, and MP3s of spooky sounds and Halloween music. It says gift shopping, and there's four things.

Silly stocking stuffers, Christmas costumes, ugly Christmas sweater, and candy. And when you click candy, it just searches on Amazon for you. Yeah, I was just about to say, When you click devilish DVDs, it brings you to an Amazon link for a horror movie DVD. Listen, I'm going to read this paragraph to you about the plan of Antichlaws, because I think you guys might find this a little fascinating on what Ante Claus was trying to do. Unfortunately, the devilish dark claws lucked out and found her hidden Halloween hideaway. She was to be the sacrifice that opened the seal of hell so the devil could come to life on earth.

Naturally, her spilled blood did aid in that after she was beheaded. Thankfully, she has self-resurrection powers and her head popped back on. The devil also indicated he wanted to mate with her in an attempt to create the Antichrist, who was to only be a demi-demon, but in such a case would have been an unknown, powerful three-quarters demon, one-quarter angel hybrid. Although we would assume the angel part would degrade to demon due to the Antichrist's evil. You would have to assume that it would be a majority demon. Oh, my God. I did find...

Hold on. There's a recent post. I'm looking at a recent post here on the Halloween blog. The Office, Jim the Vampire. No way. What? What does that say? In an episode of NBC's The Office titled Business School, a bat flies out of the office scaring everyone. Dwight Shrewd is on the hunt for it amid Jim Halpert making him believe he was bitten by the bat. The intent was to trick Dwight into thinking he was turning into a vampire. If this was real, it would need to be a vampire bet. In which case, Jim would have faced a long-lived. yet not immortal future

as a Nosferatu variety of vampire. They are hideously monstrous beasts who can never blend into society unlike the beautiful vampires who ascend from royal vampire lines. Those type of vampires don't come from bat bites but rather a bite from another vampire. So this is just correcting B.J. Novak

in what's his name? The guy who plays Toby on their vampire lore. I have a very important, okay guys I have a project for us okay okay I think we need to work on okay we've never gotten we never been nominated for any kind of award have we no no but would you guys want one I would love one I mean and who needs a I don't need a Grammy I don't need any E got right I'd like one I don't need it okay I think that I need a clause award for excellence in deeds of goodness and bravery we actually we've done so much community for

those who walk the path of righteous light. The Awesome Award is presented at the North Pole City Banquet by Santa Claus himself on December 30th. All nominees get the honor of being the personal guest of St. Nicholas at his stately Clause Manor. Such a level of recognition by the leader of all that is good on Earth signifies one's Herculean heroism and serious sacrifice, a deep dedication in aiding and defending the innocence of the world against the scourge of paranormal evil. The Clause Award was conceived by Santa Claus to encourage and motivate people to protect the world against

diabolical darkness while spreading Christmas spirit serenely. He began giving out this prestigious award in 1742. So here's some, you guys want to hear some recent winners? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is 2011. Raj, Acharya, metaphysical investigation, who's, he's a president in India. Mystic Investigations, Xavier Remington, President's CEO in Colorado. 2013, Shala, Queen of Halloween, from Halloween Island.

Why did he give her own? She's evil. She almost created the Antichrist. Accepted by Zam Exuzza. Number 2014, McTavish International Academy of Magical Sciences. I have this page open, and I've been waiting to read this. I just opened up. Wait, can I finish the...

We're going to go to McTavis. So, 2014 had two winners, okay, including a special clause lifetime achievement award for Xavier Remington from Missington. from Missing Investigations in Colorado. I'm on Xavier Remington's blog right now. In 2015, so Xavier won the Lifetime Achievement Award, and then the next year,

the award was won by Amazon Warrior Princess Adonia from the Amazon Rainforest, Brazil. In 2016, here comes Xavier again, Mystic Investigations. So his third award in only five years, he's got a three. I mean, hey, he deserves it. He's doing some incredible work.

2017, so he wins that. In the 2017, Cesar Jacobson, Enchanted Human Elf, exemplary Aid for the Deaf, Disabled, and the Empowerment of Women around the World. He's from Canada, and then the most recent one, I guess they haven't had in a couple years, 2018, won by Patriot Woman, who is a superhero in New York City. I'm looking here on the Mystic Investigations Time Traveler section, and there's a thing here for the top ten posts. ever made by the time-traveling blog.

And here's one here. The Future World of Tomorrowland. As an Amazon associate, we earn from qualifying purchases. Disney's Tomorrowland, the fantastical utopian city scene in Disney's Tomorrowland film won't exist in reality anytime soon. No. That's horrible. I have this, Caleb mentioned briefly this school that I think I'm a little interested in and maybe we could try and figure out how to get into the school. Yeah, because I found this,

they have a link to this at the bottom of the Mystic Investigations and it's a separate website for the McTavish International Academy of Magical Sciences, which it says here is the world's premier magic school. But there isn't much on the website. It seems like you need a, it says, welcome professors and students to log into your magic school account. send forth your unique cyber-spelled incantation. To those not a part of the supernatural world who found this site, please keep in mind you will see only what we want you to see. And there's not much on there, so I think what they want us to see is they do have the list of their graduation commencement speakers.

Okay. Who do they have? The grand graduation commencement speakers of the McTavish International Academy of Magical Sciences who address all classes from elementary to university level. The speech is generally followed by a dazzling fireworks display as the students head off to summer vacation. Now, I'll go, they've only, it's only been around for three years, so I'm going to go from most recent backwards. So, 2022 was alchemist Edelweiss Wu from China speaks of his work melding magic and science into one enchanted entity for the betterment of humankind. That's

pretty huge. That's big. Yeah. Uh, 2021, it was sorceress supreme Elvira Winter of the seminary of supreme sorcery hidden in the German black forest. The top female magician on earth who used to, who used to serve the forces of darkness. Thankfully, she saw the light and now fights for all that it's right. That's good. That's a big turn around. I mean, I would be kind of pissed off if I got either of these two when I see who the first

commencement speaker was in 2020. Okay. You guys ready for this? I'm ready. St. Nicholas of North Pole City, who is better known as Santa Claus, the world's only demi-angel and de facto leader of all good things on earth. Yeah, I mean, of course you'd be fucking pissed off.

I think there's a lot On this website here I'm looking I'm on the talk I think that if we If we Separate the The way that we look at the website

In a thirds Right like one of us gets Halloween I'm looking at time travel And then one of us looks at Christmas I think we can cover a lot of ground I just clicked on the link The name Santa Claus was linked On the magical academy website

And I clicked on it It took me to an article About the story called Santa Claus The Story of Christmas and I'll just read you the first sentence here, which I think speaks volumes about how important Christmas is. Christmas is the antithesis

of Halloween and dark Christmas. Well, when is dark Christmas? It's, let's see, the 13 nights of dark Christmas, it says, when is dark Christmas and who is in charge of dark Thursday? Have you seen you gone to the, right?

Have you been to the McTavish International Academy website on Mystic Investigations? Have you looked at this? The one, it has its own website. I just want to read some of the headings here. Yeah, go ahead. There's a lot here. We already know that it's an International Academy of Magical Sciences, right? So this is the intro page.

So we have International Academy of Magical Sciences, the building and cloaking of a secret magic school, application and acceptance to McTavish, student life at McTavish How to get to the McTavish Academy McTavish International Academy of Magical Sciences Mission Magical School Curriculum

and then the Loch Ness Monster The Dungeon Prison in the Sub-Basement The McTavish Prison for the Criminally Insane Wait, wait, click that I want to see Pat I did find out when Dark Christmas was If you want to know Okay, when is it? It's 13 nights, it's December 24th

1st to January 2nd. They get more. They get a lot. Dark Christmas gets more. Okay. McTavish Prison for the Criminally Insane. Ian McTavish has one of the oldest known paranormal prisons on earth. We know it as the McTavish Maximum Security Prison for the Criminally Insane. The maximum security part was added in the mid-20th century to let everyone know his

prison meant business. It's housed in deep sub-basement caverns of the school. More seasoned students enjoy scaring new ones by taking them down there to view the monsters in the cells. There's also that rumored entrance to the underworld. The students are perfectly safe as the cells are supernaturally sealed shut by magic and the like school above, there is a powerful spell that prevents harm to anyone. Criminals of sound sentient mind are given a trial based on Magna Carta law.

They can be found not guilty or receive set sentences that allow for release upon competition. Competition. I don't know why it's this competition. I think it means competition. I think it means that you have to compete for your freedom. That was accurate. Rehabilitation takes place via paranormal psychologists. and even students at the school studying the supernatural mind.

Probation sometimes entails working at the school in a useful capacity before final release into the human world. Some have even been known to stay with the school for the rest of their days. So there's a school, and then there's a full prison underneath. Wow. That has all kinds of devilishly evil monsters just banging on supernatural cages. That's easy, because if someone tries to shoot up the school, they can just throw them in the basement.

I mean, and they've got to be scared of the sorcerer Ian McTavish, a tall muscular commanding figure standing at 6 foot 5 in height even without magic he would be quite capable of taking down multiple adversaries via his raw power and immense fighting skills his emerald green eyes that almost seem to glow with power

and often blatantly do because of the massive metaphysical energies surging through his body and soul I have to figure out how to make this work since we're recording remotely but the the anti-clause page on here is huge

it's gigantic and if you I mean this near the bottom all of these are probably 10,000 words each yeah

I'm looking at an article here I know I'm telling you something important here this is I'm at the bottom of the anti-clause page and they have a link they have a sound cloud embedded thing

to an eight second sound called the voice of the anti-cloths and you play it you hear the voice of the anti-claws and I clicked on it to try and see and I'm on their SoundCloud page. They not only do they have the voice of the Ante Claus here on their SoundCloud page,

they also have the voice of Santa Claus. And they also, and hey, fucking way. Hey, you, that may sound crazy. Believe it, they also have the sinister laugh of an evil gnome. No. I don't want to hear that, dude. Oh my God, I found their Twitter account. Let me, let me, uh, I found Mystic Investigations Twitter.

These people have so many different Oh my God They still put top Top 10 ways to destroy a vampire We got to come back to this I think the rest of this week The next like three episodes We're only going to the investigation

There's another website called galaxy fleet com Where they explore the future What is 5D printing? 5D printing 5D printing Do you guys want to hear the voice of the anti-clothes? Yes yes I want to hear all of this

Ho, Ho, hell, Ho. Merry Christmas from the Antichlaws. That's him,

dude? Oh my God I'm fucking terrified. That was the voice of the anti-cloths. Here's the voice of Santa Claus. Ho,

ho, Merry Christmas. Now take us out of here. The sinister laugh. Yes. Okay. Here we can. Here is.

Here's another sound they posted called scared elf. Wait. Dude, there's a Santa's Elf directing flight to land at North Pole. Dude, there's a... This is a... Okay. Authorizing your landing at runway, Rudolph. What is that?

That's Santa's Elf directing flight to land at North Pole. Guys, there, um... I may have found, uh... An... What is it? I may have found... of the most important one yet. What is it?

So I picked on, I don't even remember which website it was. I clicked on a subheading that was called Godhoodism. And I clicked on it. It's a website called godhoodism.com. Godhoodhoodism. The Godhood ascension religion. Oh, my God. Be your own Lord and Savior.

Attain Godhood. Amen. And here are the headings on this website. Home blog. Godhood definitions. Pole. universal structure, pure thought power, quantum mind power, existence cycles, godhood observations, supernatural beings, civilization types, higher dimensions, related sites, binaral beings. This website's fucking crazy.

Oh my God. I can't believe this, dude. I'm on the Mystic Investigations Facebook page here. I'm trying to find... I feel like we need to stay on Godhood. This is a... Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, definitely go look through godhoodism, but I'm just saying, I'm just looking through here to see what kind of stuff. So what if I'm evil?

Who follows it and who posts here? We go on the assumption that only reasonably decent people become gods and that the almighty of all the universes is the same. So it's a fair bet that if you're evil and you die, then you're really dead. You simply don't exist ever again. We don't believe in hell because there is no crime that fits such a punishment. The existence of such a place implies a sadistic nature, which would be an evil trait for a god. The removal of your evil waste of space from our reality is justice and punishment enough. In all fairness, however, even if you're evil in this reality, you might still end up being good in the majority of parallel universes.

Although we believe that those who commit horrific acts in one reality are most likely evil in the majority of others, this is due to the power of your spirit overriding the other two factor that govern your life, environment and genetics. If your spirit is good, you simply can't commit a horrific acts of evil. this is crazy dude this website is I'm looking at the community for Mystic Investigations Facebook and I'm looking at a post here from Ruben Munoz

Medina who asks what would happen if by some reason a vampire was executed in the electric chair would he survive or die that's a very good question and Mystic investigation answers almost immediately and says being electrocuted

wouldn't harm a vampire at all. It would actually make their dead heart pump during the electrical surge and they'd feel a rush similar to consuming a large amount of blood. Like the lethal injection, a smart vampire would play dead and escape from the morgue later on.

I cannot believe we went from Santa to Godhoodism. Dude, here are the other question... The FAQ here. Just the title of a blog post on Godhoodism is, unfortunately, all children die and then there's a picture of a cute baby. Here's more of the FAQ. Is God evil?

Do aliens exist and do they become gods? Do I have a soulmate? I have a big ego or I like riddles. That could mean anything. So can I create a religion for my people? Can I not just hide and be with my people? Can I create magical realities or supernatural beings really exist? And the answer to this is knock yourself out.

Create magic, fairies, genies, vampires, werewolves, Santa Claus, and leprechauns as well while you're at it. So won't be in God get boring eventually? Why does God allow bad things to happen? do you have a holy book, do you have church service, and do you accept donations? And they say no. So this is a religion that basically says that you are God, or you can become a God at the very least. There's stuff about quantum jumping.

Yeah, I just tried to, they have a poll on their website, which is you can vote in a poll and give them an opinion on their religion. And I tried to vote that, yes, it's the perfect religion that makes sense. and I got an alert from Google that says this information you're about to submit is not secure So we have all the I'm scrolling through all these blog posts We have all this stuff about like how to quantum jump

You know how to ascend to Godhood What is the root of all mental illness And then we got another post right here That I'm seeing that says Dr. Benjamin S. Carson speaks common sense At National Prayer Breakfast That's right Yes, talk to them

Various ideals that flew in the face of President Obama's agenda Wait, one of the authors on Godhoodism is just named God. Whoa. It must be from God. Fucking shit. Here, I'm looking at a, I'm looking at the visitors' posts on the mystic investigations page still. A lot of pictures from one guy, but also, Obina Nuwasu asks a lot of things.

How do you access the pure thought foundation of reality? What powers do travelers possess? Is Azazel an actual demon or an arch demon? what are the powers of Slender Man Slender Man's in on this Oh wait I opened a tab and I forgot about it Hold up hold up

Here's one from Obina again Just I'll read this last one Has anyone ever heard of the anti-Hallowing spirit I got psychic echo that sort of told me about it I want here I'm going to send you guys this link Because I think this is a page that we all need to be looking at On Mystic Investigations

I forgot to bring up before This is a list According to every episode of the podcast Is about this now This is, this is, this is, honestly, I can't believe this is, this is, uh, uh, mystic investigations. This is their, their encyclopedia. This is the known list of supernatural beings. And they have categories here.

Halloween beings, Christmas beings, horror legends, superheroes, super villains, righteous royalty, dark royalty. Um, and here, I'll just read, I'll just read the A section, because this will give you an idea of what we're working with here, okay? Okay. So this is, there's so many of them. We can't go through all of them, but, but I just want to, I just want to, I just want to I just want to note on every single page on Mystic Investigations, there is a disclaimer or like, I don't know what the thing, I don't know what to call it, but under every single title of every single web page, it says, as an Amazon associate, we earn from qualifying purchase.

Hey, that's just good, that's just good practice. I'm just letting us. I'm actually, I'm going to read A and B here because I think this is a perfect lineup of supernatural beings. I'll just run through a lightning round style. A Bominable Snowman, Adirondack Abomination, Amazon's, Angelin, angels, guardian angels, angel demon hybrid, angel godess hybrid, Antichrist, Ante Claus,

April Antifool, April Fool, Archangels, Archvampires, Arctic Abomination, Asian sprites, Ori, wind nymphs, autumn nymphs, baby New Year, baby spring, Bigfoot, black stick bend, slender man assassin,

Blue Lady, boarhog moothieson, blob monster, bloodbather, and bogey man. There's an anti-fool? There's an April anti-fool. I had no fucking clue. Every single name I'm reading is like a link, by the way. Like, everything has like a page associated with it.

Tell me about the anti-fool and the full. I didn't know there was a fool in the first place. April anti-Fool warning. April 2nd is anti-April Fool's Day, and with it comes the evil mischief of the April Antifour, aka the chief nemesis of the April Fool, who blesses us with humiliating yet humorously harmless hijack on April Fool's Day.

Although the two are enemies, they are temporarily separated in a four-dimensional manner confined to their respective days, which, from their perspective, lasts one whole year. Unlike the April Fool, the Antifool can be very dangerous in nature, and his so-called pranks can be extremely dangerous and diabolical. The Antifool has equivalent magical powers, including mind control, and enhanced superhuman abilities, like the fool. The Antifool wears a black and white jester's costume, complete with magical scepter that has a skull at the top.

He also wears a skull mask to hide his identity. along with being an intimidation tool. Unlike the fool whose powers are truly imbued within him, the anti-fool derives his powers from his scepter. So taking it away, we'll turn him into a normal evil human. Dude. I had no fucking clue there was an anti-fool or a fool, man. In contrast to the April fool who was powered by the Norse trickster god Loki,

we have no clue where the anti-fool came from. I'm looking here at, uh, there's a section at the top of the page for Omniverse personifiers. And there's obviously, you know, like light, darkness. There's a dark stupid. Light, darkness, life, death, karma, fate, destiny. That's all one thing. Love, luck, fortune, chance, all one section.

Hate the four horsemen, the sandman, and Jack Frost. Jack Frost. We need to defeat Jack Cross. Jack Frost. There's an evil version of Valentine's Day. There's an anti-every fucking holiday, dude. I can't. Yeah.

I cannot believe this. Did you know Baby New Year and Father Time are the same guy? Why do they not teach you any of this in school? I know. This is like way more important than like... I honestly just can't fucking believe it. So I guess there's a difference between an Easter bunny and an Easter spirit as well. I'm seeing here.

There's also... What the fuck? Frankensteins, Friday 13th Demon Specter, Frosty the Snowman, Fuzzy Monsters, gargoyles and gargoyle mansers. Yo, the Grinch is real. The Grinch is real? Is there an anti-grinch?

Is the Grinch real? Yes, would you believe the Grinch is a real supernatural being? However, his story was greatly simplified by the infamous author, Dr. Seuss. The infamous Dr. Seuss. In reality, the Green Grinch was a gnome helper of the Antichlaws.

Really? So he had nothing to do with the Hoos. It specifically said the Green Grinch, too. Does it say anything? think about roast beast. Jury's out, I'm going to control F. Roast Beast here. No, I'm not seeing anything. Let me see the Coahuville.

To find out that that's made up is kind of a... I mean, I think it was Dr. Seuss's fault. I mean, that guy's totally whack-a-doodle. The future foretold from Galaxy Fleet. Well, here we go. Here's what happened with... Here's what really happened with the Grinch. The infamous aforementioned anti-claws coup attempt by the Grinch took place in December of

1952. Dr. Seuss knew of the stories since he had been lucky enough to visit Santa's North Pole City in that same year. It seems Sue's had been secretly abducted by aliens and taken to a planet similar to what he eventually described to an extent in 1971's The Lorax. A number of his crazy characters and silly stories

came from his short time on the unknown extraterrestrial planet. He also had disturbing visions of a second alien abduction. The ETs brought him back with other brainwashed abductees as a part of a master plan to conquer Earth. Santa Claus intervened when he happened upon the extraterrestrial vessel. Not only did he save Dr. Seuss, but the entire planet as well by sending the aliens back through an intergalactic supercluster portal that transported them here.

And they destroyed the technology to create portals on their homeworld. That's huge. So Godheadism has a shop page, but it's completely empty. There's nothing there. That's good. It's about advancing yourself, not spending money. Oh, that page is a... I'm looking at a...

So I was going down the list of known monsters and there's one in the T section. And these all have to be made by the same guy also, right? These are all, yeah. It's Xavier Remington. It's Xavier Remington. This is the stool. What is the stool?

We hesitate to even mention this particular paranormal phenomenon since it's by far the most disgusting we've ever come across. It is an excremental entity known as the stool. The creature of crap is caused by all manner of fecal matter. randomly coalescing into a sentient blob. Although a rare event is clearly a health hazard that the government often deals with and covers up in the media as well.

If the stool is left unchecked, it will grow into the giant pile of poop as seen in photos on this page. The stench is unbearable to the point of causing mass barfing episodes even among those with protective masks on. The high levels of methane it gives off driveway oxygen, therefore causing

exfixiation in humans and other creatures. This is often a concern in sewers, which is the place this despicable entity forms the most. Wow. Did you know there's such thing as human leprechaun hybrids? Yes, you're looking at one. I know. I have it page up right here about it.

It sounds very similar. It says, whoa, apparently Kianu Reeves is one. What? That makes sense. That's what it says here. Oh, my God, dude. I'm finding Xavier Remington clearly has a bunch of different Twitter accounts as he has one as Santa Claus at North underscore Pole underscore City where he's saying, why on Earth has at Reader's Gazette blocked Santa Claus? I will have to tell my friends at metaphysical private investigations about this injustice.

Supernatural Investigations Firm Fighting Paranormal Forces of Darkness In a Metaphysical Quest for Justice Are there any zombies at North Pole City? What is a reverse ghost? Is Chuckie the Childs Play doll real? I did see they say that Jason Voorhees is real Yeah, Jason Forhees is real.

And then the first thing is Jabas. What are supernatural jabs? Hit the superhuman jackpot with a ground zero nuclear blast. Wait. What? Pat's shit froze up. He's completely gone, dude. They're trying to shut us down.

Is Paul Bunyan real? He is, in fact, real. He is a Nephilim, which is the offspring of a fallen angel and a human. Dude, they're trying to, they're, they're, look, Pat's, He's not even talking, dude. They're trying to take us down. They're silencing us. They're trying to silence.

I won't be silenced. Okay. I tried to talk about a Jabba, and I got completely silenced. I know. It's fucking crazy. Who is the plague doctor? Oh my God. Two fairy laws.

Jabas are paranormal monsters named after the infamous Star Wars character, Jabba the Hut. These are relatively new cryptids that first began to appear in the 50s, and were merely classified. as large-scale cannibalistic shape-shifters for a time until given the name Jabba in the mid-80s. Wow. So there's Christ, there's an Antichrist,

and then there's also a neutral Christ. Will there be a neutral Christ upon our earth? Yes, indeed. The Vatican and other Christian religious authorities have suppressed a missing biblical chapter called the destiny of mankind. It would have told the tale of the so-called neutral Christ would have saved humankind from a dammed ending

in Armageddon, while ushering in an eternity of enlightenment for humankind. Interestingly, it is also written that the Neutral Christ will be the Judas of the Antichrist. We know that the Antichrist was born in spring of 2015, but no word yet on whether the neutral price has been born or already existed. I'm reading that. I'm reading that the Antichrist's birth during the spring solar eclipse of 20... Bro, what are we doing?

He's seven years old. Ever since the first battle of Armageddon on Halloween 2013, the devil has been on Earth in biological form, ousted from hell by the diabolical sorcerer Dimitri Dioplo. I did read about the first Battle of Armageddon. He said, according to Xavier in 2013,

it took place in Kazakhstan. Really? In 2013. Wow. I like, this website is so incredible. Every article, every article is a question, every article is now the king of hell once again. It's a question and every answer is always

yes. It's perfect. I also have really good news for you guys that I'm reading in this article right here. Apparently, tooth fairies enjoy profit and power, yet still care about kids. Wow. And that's really good news to hear, at least for me. The greatest sorcerer known to fight against evil, Ian McTavis, there he is against 6'5, by the way, led the charge to neutralize what turned out to be a cloaking spell as the Halloween witching hour approach. This is all the Battle of Armageddon from 2013.

Oh, I mean, here he is. the great claws immediately whisked the innocent human sacrifices away into his holy portal powered by the star of Bethlehem. Wow. Dude, everybody was here. Clause, anti-claws, Xavier Remington. Oh my God, Mystic Investigations, Xavier Remington was there.

Xavier Remington wielding the sword of judgment, let forth a back cry as he came at the anti-cloths, which forced him to remove the flaming sword from Santa's heart. No, no, okay. It was clearly weakened and stumbled into his portal, which promptly. closed. Remington, a human, valiantly engaged in an epic sword fight with the demi-demon claws, but the supernatural being was quite powerful. Oh my fucking God, dude. Xavier saved the world. Now I get why he got so many awards. That makes sense. Yeah. He got his first one in 2013.

Oh my God. Of course. And then he got his lifetime achievement, 2015, got another one in 2017. I found the first article on here. Wait, wait, guys, guys, did he did, did, did, did, did Did Xavier Remington have a kid in 2015? I don't, I mean, does it say that? I mean, I trust. Why don't you do some research? I have to do, I have to, sorry, I got so distracted. I have to do more research.

He was definitely birthed during the first battle of Armageddon. I found the first article on this website that I found so far where the answer to, is this real is no. Do you want to know what it is? Yeah, what is it? Are the Twilight vampires real? Thank God the Twilight vampires are not real. but it says that if they were real

they would be fairy vampires not normal vampires of course yeah I mean there is so many the chicken nuggets werewolf what the king of God zoo

saves a woman by nearly striking her with lightning Christian Bale thanks the devil who made him famous what holy fucking shit the real Freddy Kruger was a man named Sylvester Hawthorne However, once the first Nightmare on Elm Street movie debuted, Hawthorne decided to rename himself Freddie Kruger.

I have to see the Chicken Nuggets Werewolf. Yeah, what's the Chicken Nuggets Werewolf? It's a video of a person who looked like a Werewolf, I guess. Warwolf exposed, alcohol intoxication used to cover up the Werewolf, and then the Brave Member of the Paranormal Community. This Wacky Woman was known to be a member of a Werewolf Pack who taught her how to control herself, yet she was still a novice and gave into her demonic DNA, rather than letting the righteousness of the Yule Moon guide her. All werewolves face fighting the urges of this DNA while in human form. At present, she has mellowed and accepted the responsibility of the power she wields.

She works bravely with the supernatural community to fight the forces of darkness while saving many innocent lives. Don't judge her by this one incident. So she attacked a McDonald's worker because of the chicken nuggets. This one is actually kind of, this one's scary. They're all scary. This, I mean, this one, this is the scariest one, I think. Who is the blood bather?

The blood baither is a monstrous immortal shapeshifter killing machine composed of the blood of virtually every species on earth. It is the physical personification of blood in our world. Blood representing both the gift of life and the loss of death. A loss of death. The blood baither rose from the spilled blood of mass extinction 252.28 million years ago during the Permian Triassic extinction event. This is crazy. Wow. The bloodbather is the first and only of its kind.

The master shapeshifter of molded blood. There's so many categories, dude. Oh, and it was last seen in Florida. No way. Please know. They have an MP3 recording of it. I need to hear it. This one's not on SoundCloud, so I can't play it from my phone.

Send it. Send it to me. Oh, it's scary. It's very scary, but also the bloodbather, I would say, needs to upgrade their microphone a little bit, maybe. There's something called a wear zombie. A wear zombie? It's a common misconception that a wearer zombie

hybrid, in most cases, the werewolf virus trumps the zombie virus, so such a creature won't exist. However, a fresh zombie, created from a live human could become a zombie werewolf hybrid for the remainder of the full moon night it was bitten. This is an extremely temporary creature. Who is the cringe?

The cringe. The cringe loves posing a is a creepy clown. There's one man on Earth who is the complete embodiment of instilling deeply disturbing, a deeply disturbing feeling within all who lay eyes upon him

is only known as the cringe. Some say he resembles Pennywise to clown from the movie It, although Pennywise looks like a charming bachelor compared to the cringe. I cannot, we need to get in contact with. It's getting me so good.

Good. Every article starting just with yes, 100% is incredible. I'm loving this so much. Just to be able to see a post that says, does silver hurt vampires? And I'm thinking to myself, no, that's a werewolf thing. And then clicking on it, it says, yes, 100%. Pure silver is a kryptonite of sort for vampires. Dude, they have so many, they have so many employees. This is a list. This is a list of all of their employees. The expert executive team at Mystic Investigation specializes in subduing sinister supernatural threats to common individuals in the world at large.

President Xavier Remington. Executive Vice President Drake Alexander. Senior Vice President, Rebecca Abernathy. Vice President Psychic, Julia Hathaway. Ghostbuster, Robert Edmonds. Crypto-Zoologist Ashley Abercrombie. Supernatural technologist Zachariah Powers.

Soldier Hunter Jackson. Investigator Elizabeth Weatherly. Research assistant, Seth Morgan. Parentheses, part-time. Reception is Barbara Kerber. Michael Remington, parentheses, currently lost in time somewhere. And then they have independent contractors, including Father Thomas Davis and Alexander Remington,

who's the founder of Godhoodism religion, and also acts as the website widget designer and coordinator. And then Penny Summers is in the mail room. Wait, I need to know about this guy who's lost in time. Hold on. Okay, wait. First, let's read about Barbara Gerber. She's a secretary. She's 47.

took over as the new receptionist in early 2011. Barb has previous experience working in the paranormal investigation field, so hopefully we don't have to worry about her being scared away like the last receptionist was. And then here's Michael Remington. Codename Traveler, Corporate Title, Senior Vice President, CTO, 25% shareholder, corporate technologist, supernatural ID, human, areas of expertise, technology, time travel, history, inventing, treasure hunting, science, kung fu, parentheses, black belt, and martial arts weaponry. He has a pilot's license for small jets and helicopters.

Lineage, human. Although during recent genealogical research, there was some minor evidence that his great, great, great, great grandfather may have been a traveler. He was born on the magical island of Washington Island, Wisconsin. Powers. So this is Xavier's brother. Powers. Time travel through technology he invented. Age 25.

Residents. Michael still has a room at Remington Manor and a laboratory in the basement near Rebecca Abernathy's Witches Lair. That is where he stays when he returns to our time in Woodland Springs. He also maintains a time museum slash home a million years in the future in what he calls the million years manner. Additional notes. He's rarely around and is often gone for many months at a time temporarily traveling. He wants to age with us so he doesn't return to the instant he left our time. Also due to time travel causing one to be pushed to parallel universes, there's no way to change events in our timeline of origin unless it is predestined.

Therefore, we don't use time travel as a method to write our wrong. wrongs. Michael simply loved history and invented time travel to explore it. Although his past explorations can sometimes give us the answers we seek, since he isn't around on a regular basis, assistant CTO Zach Powers stands in as acting CEO. Wow. And he has a blog. This is crazy. He's a time traveler. Yeah. Um, I'm looking here. I see a disclaimer notice here. Um, sure. Oh, wait, no, I shouldn't read it. Why? It's required under the supernatural secrecy pact of 33 AD.

Oh, yeah. You don't want to violate that. So, I'm not. So Xavier Remington. I definitely shouldn't. Xavier Remington, you know, I mean, we all don't love him for, of course. Slaying the Antich Claus winning several awards, keeping us updated. He's also an author.

Wow. He wrote one book on Amazon called The Demi Mermaid Witch and the Strawberry Fairy, a Paranormal Adventure. And now this book sounds really fascinating. Here's the blurb here about this book. As the full June strawberry moon approaches, a fiendish fairymancer is after the human mermaid hybrid witch Rebecca Abernathy and her little friend a strawberry fairy named Red. Together they fight and evade the dark magician

as they make their way to Red's nature nymph ascension ceremony. It is the fairymancer's hope to crash this paranormal party and siphon all the nature deity's powers, including the Roman fruit goddess Pomona. His twisted plan even involves the arch demon the devil, himself along with this newly born Antichrist child. Now this sounds like an epic romp, right? Yeah, I'd love to read a saga like this.

And it's in fact, it's all, it's, it's 18 pages long. Oh, wow. Yeah. 18 full pages of stone. We'll have to do a deep-dive into that at some point. I mean, there's so much here, dude. I mean, I, I, we have to get in contact with Xavier. I would love to do anything for the team.

I didn't realize they had so many people working on this project over at Mystic Investigations. Maybe we work freelance. Yeah, I mean, Barbara, even, I would even, if Barbara Gerber, the current receptionist, who's 47 years old, been there since 2011, if she wants to, I don't know, move up the ladder a little bit, I'd be more than happy to take her spot as a receptionist at Mystic Investigations. Yeah. Right? I do want to learn about the executive vice president. I would love to be like a treasurer.

So I've actually changed my mind because the executive vice president and chief vampist. pyrologist who's a 25% shareholder in the business. By the way, his secretary is Mrs. Finch. He is a vampire. And I'm not sure that I could basically be a co-worker of a vampire, especially work for a vampire. Wait, are you serious? Especially knowing that he recently suffered complete amnesia

to the point of not even exhibiting the symptoms of being a vampire, thereby proving the power of mind over matter. The amnesia occurred when he was literally blown up along with an alien vessel somewhere in the high altitude skies over Kentucky. His vampire mother and Heduana helped him regain his memories of the past centuries.

Yeah, and he's 742, and he's worth $325 million. Oh, that's... And his vehicle's a silver Aston Martin V-12 vanquish. That's pretty cool. Yeah. So I have... I got the free sample.

I sent the free sample of this book to my Kindle here. okay um and oh my god the well so the the the free sample i guess the i would say this is about six pages of of prologue and and disclaimer so okay so here i'll just read the prologue here to kind of set the scene for anyone who wants to buy this this book um which i would recommend to go ahead and do of course the story takes place on the evening of june 2nd 2015 toward the witching hour of June 3, 2015, during the full strawberry moon and the continuity of our supernatural blog revolving around the adventures of mystic investigations, a paranormal crime-fighting firm battling the forces of supernatural darkness. The unusual firm is based in a town teeming

with paranormal life called Woodland Springs in the Great State of Colorado. The main character is Mystic Investigations resident human mermaid hybrid, aka Demi Mermaid, Senior Vice President Rebecca Abernathy. She is also a top flight wielder of witchcraft. The story involves Rebecca aiding a fairy in her escape from a fairy mansor. A fairy mansor is a type of magical practitioner who has the power to mystically manipulate fairies and absorb their power for their own nefarious ends. There is mentioned of the devil himself

along with his newborn Antichrist child, which is a part of a greater storyline. He came to be trapped in human form on Earth during the First Battle of Armageddon on Halloween 2013. We remember that. And eventually fathered the Antichrist in March 2015.

And this story also, it's still how you know how everything on the website has links? The book has links, too. Oh, my God. Wow. I would like to really quickly, just before we end, and I think we will be coming back here, dipping back into this world.

Oh, I'm certain. I would really like to, I would really, really like to read just a couple of posts from Xavier Remington from his Twitter. Yeah. So here's one. I'm hearing an odd sound coming from the supply closet.

Dot, dot, dot. Ah, my executive VP vampire, and our psychic just came out of there together. Is it odd that I was at the hashtag McDonald's Drive-Thru one hour ago in a hashtag Lamborghini? I promise I only eat it once a month. Moon at 97% full. Expect heavy werewolf activity tonight.

Have your silver bullets locked and loaded for the non-violent dog whistles. There's a couple more. Today we're searching for the leprecha. who brought us good luck over the past week. And I just, this is big. So he's making big money moves, okay? He's a CEO.

All right. Well, here, I'll read this one first. Me and Rebecca just nab the ice cream truck serial killer last night and sent his demonic master back to hell. But again, so he's a CEO. He's a businessman, right? I just had, okay, get this. I just had lunch with the president of Zombie Corp.

To discuss a future partnership to deal with the growing number of zombies. So, so he's a zombie is getting pretty involved. That's huge. Wow. Rebecca, who I often call cutesy, is skinny dipping in the pool at our mansion on the edge of the enchanted forest,

and I'm joining her now. Bro. I mean, there's just... That is the life of a CEO right there, of a multi- Multi-Claas award-winning World Savior. First tweet ever,

enjoying a sunrise breakfast with Rebecca after the hellish fight with the poltergeist on Friday the 13th. God, okay. All right, I mean, this is all I'm doing the rest of the day, I think.

We'll see, yeah, we'll check back in. Because there's top 10 lists on this website. Well, we're 100% checking back in with that. Yeah. Don't you worry about it.

Xavier's Mystic Investigations. But I think that's it for now. I think, guys, we have to say that's it for now. And we have to say, you guys seriously have to subscribe to our Patreon for crazy-ass bullshit. We'll say that we will be doing something on the Patreon with this world. I think so. I think, yeah. I don't know what it is.

I have some ideas. Yeah. Okay, bye.