Podcast About List - Ep. 207 - The Daftness Jumped Out

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

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Come in, come there, come in, and me see your butt. All the balance list. Every crap monster. Oh, it's a wild world. I've fun. You are great at coming right out the gate and coming up with something fucking hilarious to start the episode. You just know how to keep the energy up instantly. It's like, let's fucking go, dude.

I was going to do my Muhammad Ali, Milk, Milk, Milk. and then you did woo it's a wild one it was good no it was funny though just a song he's mad at me stop defending him you are mad at him I am mad at him he was being so rude to me he just was mocking you it's not that's really rude mocking is rude you still it was a fake mocking how is it fake

I get I get one day listen I get one day of not seeing my friends for a while and being sad and having a bad week I get one day to complain about my friends being rude to me I think that's fair. No, you don't get that. I think it's completely fair. Isn't it my fault? I need a one today. I was, I did do it. I left it at the door. It's not my fault

that you were sick. It's actually your fault that I was sick. Yeah. And I surprisingly didn't get it. So you get what you get to be rude to me. Why would I ever be rude? Why would I ever be rude to a friend? That's a good point. It's a good question, right? I don't know. I don't know. That's a good question. It's a huge mystery to me. You're the only one who dodged COVID, dude. Straight fucking Neo backflip.

Probably because I think I might have had it and And we went on tour. You think you probably I think you gave it until like I was probably asymptomatic and then I gave it to every single fan. Yeah. Yeah. Because I test it every day before we left and I kept coming up negative. But when I stopped testing was when we were on tour.

So I only tested positive the day that I was asleep for like, like I was feeling sick for like four days. And then on the fifth day, I just felt like I was only awake for like an hour. I mean, I stayed inside. Well, there's two, I stayed inside because I found a stray cat. and I was watching it but also I was staying inside I caught up on a lot of shows I'm on season

I'm on season three of Better Call Saul now Holy shit you started on season zero like you're at zero holy fuck that's crazy that's great yeah I had an interesting guy I watched 100 movies yeah I watched I watched the kid

stays in the picture which is this this documentary it's narrated by Robert Evans where they take the photo stay cheese and die oh the kid stays in the picture No, it's just documentary.

The kid stays in the picture. That's a spoiler, actually. They don't, that's what it says at the end. It's a documentary about Robert Evans, who was like the, like, he was like a head at Paramount or something. Yeah, no, I know Robert Evans. I'm reading the Chinatown book, right? Yeah, yeah. So it's his documentary, and it's all narrated by him.

It's all just like old archive footage. It's really good. Check it out. But there's a scene in it. where he's talking about... His mom was a hoe? No, the first time where he gets the script for Rosemary's Baby, and he's like, I needed somebody to direct this.

And I met one of my best friends, Roman Polanski. Yep. He says something where he's like talking... Or he gets Roman Polanski to come to his office to read Rosemary's Baby under the guise of it being a skiing movie. And he's like, the kid asks me, is it about skiing? and I say, listen, Polack, you read that script, and if you don't like it, I'll take you skiing anywhere in the world.

I did. I'm reading the book about how, like, how Chinatown got made. And in the, in the, like, introduction, it was, it was, uh, it's about Jack Nicholson, Robert Evans, something, something Thorpe and Roman Polansky. Robert Evans has, like, uh, he is the most wives of anybody in the world. Yeah, so it was like, it was describing, like, their, their little stories. He's next to each other was like, you know,

Jack Nicholson was having this love affair with this actress and Robert Evans was his love life was troubled as well and Roman Polanski had his share of ups and downs. The Roman Polansky, it's so funny that like

Roman Polansky is the one the one thing that can undo like everybody over, I would say like 30 years old and the industry loves Roman Polansky and the best movies ever. Yeah, I mean, but they will talk, like, for hours about how he did nothing wrong. Yeah.

And they love him. He's the best guy ever, and it's all completely overblown. Everybody fucking signed it. That's the thing. Sigourney Weaver. Everybody, literally everybody. I was reading Sigourney Weaver's Wikipedia page. You could probably count on one hand.

I got a lot. I got caught up on a lot. Sigourney Weaver's Wikipedia, better call Saul. Straight to the sexuality section. You give a chance. Literally everybody signed that petition or whatever. I probably could have been bullied in the 90s into signing. You wouldn't have had to be bullied in the 90s.

Yeah, I would have probably just done it. Everybody would sign it. Yeah, everybody did. Oh, okay. Yeah, Roman Polanski. Oh, yeah, I think he made a movie. Oh, he made a great movie. Like, I'm sure everybody that signed it probably didn't know at the time or something.

No, yeah, no, nobody was on the fucking land. He's still on the lamb. It's true. No, everybody just, it's not, you can't excuse it. There's no, it's not that they didn't know or that they just all love him. They love what he did. It's so funny. That guy did, crazy, crazy life.

Crazy insane life Holocaust survivor Charles Manson Charles Manson murders your wife You make the greatest movies And then you rape a child That's like a fucking

That's like the honest I mean that's a roller coaster There's ups and downs In that fucking life I'll say that much I'd say it's mostly downs I would say it's two downs Two ups

Which one's an up What are the ups? Three downs One up Yeah I mean, it depends on annoying his wife was. He was married to Sharon Tate, too, which that's a loss. Sharon's Taint.

Sharon's Taint. He was sharing her taint with every fucking... With every Tom, Dick, and Harry in Hollywood. That's right. He's sharing his wife. Dude, that movie is so fucking funny. The kid stays in the picture. Because it's literally like he just like says, like, it's just so funny.

It's just a guy. who was just addicted to Coke in the 70s and he was just like, I'm addicted to the movies. Yeah. They think they're addicted to the movies. No, he's addicted to the fame. Yeah.

He, just like the way he talks about all the shit in the, oh, oh, there's a scene where he gets the script for Chinatown. And he's like, and I pick up the script and just like it's title, it's completely Chinese. I don't understand a goddamn thing in this script, but I know Thorpe is a good writer. It's true.

It's a great movie. I watched it on a plane for the first time a couple years ago, and I was like, I'd never seen a Roman Polansky movie, and I was like, holy crap, Roman Plansky, this fucking guy. Rose Mary's baby is crazy.

Yeah, I never seen. That movie's so good. Huh? He directed the penis. He directed the penis. Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me?

Excuse me? What did you say? He also directed... Repulsion? Right? I don't know. I've always seen Chinatown, I think. You should watch Rosemary's baby.

That movie's good. He directed Adrian Brody's S&L music intro. Oh, no way. Where he's in the Jamaican outfit. I actually don't think he directed that. I went to the gym this morning and I did not see Roman Polanski, although he would stick out like a sore thumb at my gym. He is tiny.

Yeah. And I got big guys over at my gym. I was doing, there's an exercise called a skull crusher, right? That's not an exercise that somebody pranked you. No, it's called a skull crusher. You hold a dumbbell on top of your, like, like, you lay down like this. You do this and you put one on top of your head. It's a tricep.

One of the big guys at his gym was like, yeah, this is called the skull crusher, right? You put, I put your head between my thighs and I lift you up. That's my, honestly, that would be a complete dream. But I was, I was doing it, and I realized that with these shorts, my little morning, like, penis nub was just, like, look, it. It looked like I had, like, like, a fucking, like, an M&M. my like right here like it was just catching the light so perfectly i looked down my nub was just so it looked like i had the smallest penis in the entire world you must have the and the only time you ever talk about your penis is you talk about how small it is it gets

really really small in the mornings yeah like really really small and so i was just looking at it and i was i'm exercising i'm like pushing up a weight on top of my head like yeah and then i had a hat on and then my hat fell off so it's just a combination of of me sitting there with the smallest penis ever and imagining like a hot girl watching me and then my hat balls off to reveal I'm bald dude and I just started laughing

so hard and I dropped the dumbbell and I hit me on the forehead and then I just I left the gym the last exercise I did I couldn't stop laughing I was laughing so hard

like into my hoodie as I was walking around the gym I'm just like that's fucking this stupidest looking thing anyone's ever seen. Did you have headphones in? I had headphones in too. So I'm listening to like...

If you didn't have headphones that happens, somebody's watching this is your tiny your tiny penis. Like this must be like a... It sees her half all over your ball and then you just start laughing and walking around the gym

and then you leave. This must be one of those like social social experiment breaks. I'm listening to DMX. I'm sitting there. My penis is the size of an aunt and reveals that I'm bald. I should have farted.

I should have really, I should have dropped the weight on my stomach and farted like the Pillsbury dope way. And they do like a somersault while farting. Yeah. Yeah. It was just so, it was so funny. I don't know when I'll be able to exercise again.

Because every time I do it, I'm going to think of that moment. Yeah. Just how funny it was. Yeah. The other, speaking of penises, the other day,

um, I was in bed. Yeah. My girlfriend. He gets into every story. He needs to tell. Come on. Every story in his life.

Speaking of penises. Go ahead. Uh, my girlfriend is telling me to, like, get up. sleep in and then I started like pretending to have a temper tantrum like in the bed like you can see like blank like you know and like little kids like have temper tantrums when you're trying to wake

them up I was trying to wake little kids up true I was trying to do that I was trying to do that they always have temper tantrums they always say no I don't want to get out of my back you do the thing the thing where it's like like like like that and you like hit like the sides of your leg why are you describing you know that kid you do it the thing you do with kids where they go when you're getting them out of bed this is this gets funny and you guys aren't even letting me fucking finish you have a you have your because you have to get one thing in every single time

you have your mommy brat sex relationship I understand go ahead I was doing that as a joke and then I fully punched myself in the nuts the hardest I've ever ever hit myself in the nuts ever did you threw up I almost threw I rolled out of bed and almost puked on the floor damn i would love to accidentally hit myself in the nuts hard enough

see now that that would have been funnier if if i didn't get interrupted by you guys trying to call me a pedophile us telling you the pedophile was way funnier than you just hitting yourself in the nuts accidentally it would be funny if you if you hit yourself in the nuts in front of us right now and i got to see it that would be funny and also that you didn't throw up my friend his brother got in a fight a couple weeks ago or some shit and he like they like uh he just showed up that at at his parents' house the next day with like two black eyes. They're like, what happened?

He's like, oh, I got in a fight, but it was fine. And he just started projectile vomiting everywhere. I thought that was such a funny, like, like, the, you just... Projectile vomiting because of a concussion. Yes, yeah. There's no hiding that. Yeah. If you get into a fight and you have, first of all, you have two black eyes.

You just cover it with makeup. No, Mom, I'm just, I'm just goth now. Yeah, I just became goth. My older brother, every time that he would go. to parties or something, because he just would throw up when he would drink. But any time that he threw up when he would drink, he would pop blood vessels

under his eyes. Oh, God. Because he would puke so hard. So he'd come home from these parties after throwing up. And he'd be like, I was not outdoing anything last night. I was not doing a single thing. And meanwhile, he's got like just completely like

just red dots all under his eyes and he's pale white just from puking. Bras seriously went exorcist mode. It sounds like, you know, I haven't been drinking. I've been, last night I tried the Heineken Zero. Those, when I was, like, sober for six months and I would drink those, I would get, like, projectile diarrhea. Really?

Because it's just wheat. For me, it just, it's just, uh, it's no alcohol in it. Blends right in. I'm going to only add one. Just blends right into my drink. If you drink three of those. Why are you drinking three of them? Because I have, I'm a, there's no alcohol in them.

alcohol problem. There's no, and I'm trying to replace it with something. So you're doing binge, fake alcohol drinking? Yeah, I was just like, oh, the taste of the beer sounds like, because I have a thing where I need to constantly be sipping something. There was water. Kai sent me one of those, should do that with the Seltzer.

You know those fake Reddit posts that people always post that are the, I, am I the asshole ones? Um, I said, Kai sent me one that was like, there's no way this is real, but it was making me laugh so hard. This guy who, who, he said he was a recovering alcoholic and, um, he would, so, but he, like, so he would drink a bunch of, um, non-alcoholic beer. like to replace it or whatever and he said in the post that he would

you would drink it in the morning at work he would go to work in his cubicle and pound a six pack of I guess you technically can't do that and then people were like yeah and he was like

my co-workers are getting mad at me they're like always making fun of me and people were like well like you technically can't do that but you shouldn't and he's like yeah and I'm shotguning shot gunning Shotgunning a non-agolic beer It's so fucking funny, dude

It does taste like beer To give it Yeah, Heineken Zero though Tastes like No, no, no It tastes like shit anyway Yeah, but Beck's non-alcoholic I've never had Beck's like beer

I don't think they bake it normal No, they do I went through every single non-alcoholic beer When I was like This I'm gonna be You ever try the IP? I'm gonna be completely sober at 23

and I will never fall off the wagon again. You try the IPNA? Yeah. I would get IPNAs and then there was a hoppy refresher. Hopi refresher is good. It's just a seltzer. What's that a frog drink? It's a selter.

Come on that out real quick. I'm going to pound that one. You've got to respect that. Hoppy refresher is just. That was a classic. It's just a seltzer water that they put like hops in it or something. Yeah. And it's pretty good.

But IPNA gave me diarrhea. Beck's non-alcoholic tastes like raisins. It tastes like if you liquefied. a raisin. Can you imagine how much of a bitch you'd think your dad was if you walked in and he's drinking a hoppy refresher? Right? Oh, he's watching football? Yeah. Fuck you, I guess you, I guess there's a lot

of context for seeing. I feel like if you see your dad drinking a hoppy refresher, there's a lot of context, there's a lot of prior stuff that probably happened. But still, like, what a pussy, dude? What if you walk into dad, you're like, out of all the options. You're like, oh, dad, what kind of whiskey you drink? I just put dye in some water. Yeah.

Just put ice in it. Yeah, no, it's not just soda in the bars, too. I would go to bars or Because there's like six months where I Like when I moved to New York I was completely sober Yeah And I did not know what to do with my time

So I would just You try to learn how to do a backflip I did I did shit like that all the time Yeah that's how I've been feeling The last couple weeks Yeah, I've been drinking yeah I feel I mean I'm You know it's good is bud zero

BUD zero Tastes exactly like bud wise Yeah if you drink Bud Zero I can tell you this much You got zero buds Oh my God Because nobody wants to hang around With your farting ass

Oh my God Because you probably drove them all away with your alcoholics. You know what the best sober beer is? Water. Nice. Seltzer and... Two liters of water per day. Nice. That actually doesn't taste anything like beer, though.

Yeah, but it's actually delicious in its own way. Yeah. You're sober like a gopher, huh? Yeah, it's actually delicious in its own way, water. You were straight-edge for a bit. Yeah. I still... I forgot about that.

Still completely straight-edge. I'm going to claim straight-edge, if any, uh, hardcore Poor fans are listening to this or who take it seriously, come and kill me. Yeah, go ahead. Because I'm lying. I'm going to claim the edge till I die and I'm going to drink every night. Straight edge people. Come kill me.

Dude, straight edge people are the biggest fucking wimp losers in the world. Yeah. No, trying to make not drinking tough is so funny. Yeah, it's like, I know that you are not as tough as a drunk guy because you have inhibitions. Yeah. You have like. There's, you, you were, you were proud of yourself.

Yeah, like you have some. You have, there's, there's, there's, there's a drunk guy. A drunk guy has a shame. Yeah, there's nothing, there's nothing that this guy won't do. Drunk guys will bite you in a fight. Drunk guys will fucking like, yeah, they'll, I mean, yeah, they'll hit you with a car. A drunk guy, he's a danger, he can make anything a weapon. He's a danger to himself and society.

Exactly. You might be just a danger to society. This guy might actually kill himself trying to kill you. That's the worst part about straight edge people is because they're all, they're, they're a danger to only society. Yeah. And they're so good to them. Exactly.

They just, yeah. They're treating their body. Like an actual temple Straight-edged And they're protecting themselves They're playing Blune's tower defense With the world

Straight-edge people are exactly Like Travis Bickle And taxi driver It's the same level of derangement Where you're training your body Like Like Okay Travis Bickle

What you're training your body To get to For your wrist to get burned By the stove What situation You're gonna need that in Yeah What's touching a hot doorknob

Yeah It's never gonna happen Yeah What are you trying to be Sticky bandits You're gonna have to walk a straight Straight Line someday It's not gonna matter

better. That's just the truth. Yeah. If you're running away from a crocodile, you want to run zigzag. Not straight line. A drunk person has the edge on you there. That's right. Because you're walking one foot in front of the other walking all the way down. You're going to get eaten. I will say, those straight edge guys do make the best music to get drunk to. Nuh.

They do. They make the best music to do speed to. No, that's not true. No, it's not true. Pirates do. That's true. Pirates make the best music to do. I think it's like cool. I think that straight-edge guys make the best music to take an Adderall and get all of your chores done too. I think all of these are not wrong, dude. It's all, like, cool black guys make the best music.

I think everybody makes awesome music. Yeah, but I'm saying, I'm putting, like, I'm moving the goalposts. All the best music is made by cool black guys who make straight-edge music. There is, but it's not as many as there are guys who look like me. I look like a straight-edged front, man. Yeah.

Yeah. You should get X's on your hands. I know. I was straight-I was straight-ed. I claimed straight-edge until I was like 16 years old. Yeah. And my brother tried to get me to get a straight-edge tattoo and I was 13. That band Project X, I said no.

I think the cover of that, that EP is just like a guy with a tattooed X on the back of his hand. It's cool. And there's one line. The first, I think the first line of the first song in that album is like, like, I'm as straight as the line that you start up your nose. Not very straight if I'm cut. I'll tell you that much.

Yeah. I don't know how to do that. Yeah. Straight-ish guys make cool music as long as it's not about being straight-edged. Your shirt is caught on your chair. Yeah. Cool, right? I did that completely.

I was just fiddling with my shirt. Okay. I thought you nerded out here. No. Does it look nice? Imagine he was in your class and he did bullshit like that. Would you fucking...

If I was a teacher, his ass going to the prince What kind of, okay, well, what kind of school would have a chair like this? A really kind of school would have that? A technology magnet school. Fucking asshole. Yep. Might have a comfortable eargy-garten school. Yeah, a charter school?

Yeah, a charter school. Yeah, a charter school. But like a cartography school. That's why it's called a charter school. You went to a farter school. No, I went to the wayside school. No, you didn't. And there's some sideways stories I got to tell.

I went to the Cartman School. Yeah. Yeah. The Cartman School of. Authorita. Yeah, I'm respecting authorita. Yeah, I went there. I seriously did.

And I majored in... Remember when Cartman saying poker face? I majored in fatness and insultingness. Is it a college? No, it was a children's elementary school. And I went there. The uniform. Yeah.

Looks exactly like Cartman. Yep. Mm-hmm. Tell you what, Carmen, fat piece of shit. Cartman, not a good friend. Honestly, fucking asshole. Rude. Fucking.

Chili. Scott Tenerman. Yeah, what's up with that? Mommy and Daddy. Yeah. We tell you what, and we see Uncle Matt, and we need to talk to him about that.

Yeah, he's got to, he's going to stop, he's going to stop promoting Cartman. Yeah. Yeah. This man pushing C. He does. Uncle Matt does that.

He's heavily involved in the Cartman Promotion business. Yeah, he's got some, oh, wait, we should announce. Speaking, yeah, we should do it in that. Yeah, we should announce up top. On how, wait, what do you? Up top.

Up top. It's in a top. Top 30? Top Halloween night. On Halloween night. On Halloween night. Yeah. Halloween night. Ghosts and goblins up in your sight.

They're going to be in your site. If you're a Brooklyn night. If you're Brooklyn night. Brooklyn night. We're doing a show. You're a Brooklyn night. There's a ghost and goblin going to be in your site. Yeah.

They're going to do a show at the Bell House. Doing a show at Bell House. So if you like what Patrick is doing, you're going to love this zombie. That sounds exactly like it. Sounds like frogs on. Come on. Dig through the nitchies and burn through that. It sounds exactly like Rob Zombie is being squeezed like a toothpaste tube.

More human than human. We're doing a show at the Bell House on Halloween night. Rob Zombie, you need to take some gas X. It sounds horrible. I got to go to the bathroom. We're going to be doing a show at the Bell House. Halloween night. Halloween night.

I'm fighting so hard. I got shit on my dick, yeah. There's going to be a... It's not a good enough impression for you to keep doing it. You need to stop. It needs to be over. I'm doing it because you're wearing the headphones. We have a paranormal investigation that we're premiering there.

We're flying out to do an investigation on a haunted museum. With Uncle Matt. We're filming it. It's going to be. And it'll be exclusive to this show. And then another show. And you need to come to. You need to come because we're going to have great guests.

We have Sarah Squirm. We have Sarah Squirrels. Scary Squirm. Scary Squirm. Scary squirm. We have scary pierce scarpian, scorpion, or scorpion, and the devil. The devil is going to be there, he's coming in from hell. More to be announced.

Yeah, more tuary to be announced. We're going to be in costume. I won't reveal what our costumes are going to be. And I won't be dressed up like a bumblebee. I'll be a Pokemon. Yep, I'll also be a Pokemon probably. I will be B-drill. It will be two different Pokemon.

Yeah, that's right. What if we were all Pokemon? You should come in costume, too. Yeah. Yeah, no, everybody's going to have a costume contest. I don't know about that. That's a good idea. We're going to look at everybody in the audience and judge them.

We're going to have a woman-only costume contest. So. No, but you should, there's going to be, it's going to be a lot of fun. If you come dressed up like three of us. A lot of big plans. Right. I will be barred from entering them. For the costume thing, you can come dress in a costume, but don't dress like a hoe.

Yeah. Don't dress like us. Let's not. I don't want to see any slutty cats. or mice or, uh, no, oh, I'm a ho-ass police officer. Oh, I'm hoish, I'm hoish Michael Jackson. I'm a slutly, yeah, I'm a slutly Madonna. Don't do it. I don't want to see a hoagy cancer patient. I don't want to see ho stuff. Did you see what? Did you see Bill Maher's costume slutty Steve Irwin? It was so disrespectful. There's nothing scary on Halloween than a ho's butt, but I still don't want to see that bullshit.

Yeah. You know? Let's leave the butts at home. Let's leave your butts on the toilet and in your bed and on the seat. But you can get tickets at swag poop. dot com slash shows and you seriously don't want to miss it because it's a... Or eventbrite.com slash 6, 2, 3, 8c, 1-1-1-1-1-2-3. You say onion? Onion. One-1.1. Eventbrite.

Onion. Okay. You can only get these tickets on the dark web because it's a scary show. That'd be a fire-ass URL page. Yeah. Eventbrite. You don't want to miss it. Yeah.

So we'll see you there. And if you miss the show, you'll never get to see it again. Yeah, it's a special Halloween night's show. So, yeah. And it only comes once a year. Paloine. This is not what I want to say. Paloine.

This is not what I want to say. Paloine. Not what I want to repeat. I heard, if you were a New York resident, I heard this from Eric Adams. If you don't go to the show, you will be placed on the sex offender registry. I heard this from Eric Andre.

He said, ranch it up. I actually heard that from him. Personally, he told me to ranch it up. Are you serious? I'm for real. From Eric Adams, too. And Eric Adams as well. Eric Adams, I heard, is a huge fan of Adult Swim.

He's an Adult Swim die-hardt's super fan. And that's why he says if you don't go to the show, you'll be placed on, you'll be put on family watch. I heard that Eric Adams about this Halloween show said, awesome show, great job. Tim and Eric Adams. That's right. Yeah. Now that Eric Wareheim's got a food addiction, they got to get a second Eric on there. He's addicted to pizza and wine.

Yeah. So now they got to get a different guy. I imagine going to rehab because you're addicted to pizza and wine. You show up to alcoholics Anonymous to be like, yeah, I've been drinking too much wine and also eating way too much pizza. Who wit me? Who with me? I've had a big problem with wine, but it's mostly pizza. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you know. And chicken sashimi. I drank two bottles of wine last night and I went over to my pizza and I just kind of experimented with new. different types of semi- and I went outside to my brick pizza oven cost me $6,000

I'm completely addicted to this pizza thing I've been thinking about getting a pizza oven be cool in your apartment yeah I've been thinking about just installing one

yeah just put a go yeah you don't need a bedroom you sleep in the living room listen I'm on the penthouse top four third floor I think like two or three months ago

our friend you made fun of our friend Bob for having a pizza oven I just want to point out you're a fucking tattletail cop you know that you realize that you're such a baby for remembering things like that for having a pizza oven now you want to have a pizza oven you think i really want to put a pizza oven in my fucking apartment is that how dense you are i think you actually do i do i wish i could

and he admit oh my god he admitted i struck it him out of jealousy yeah yeah and guess what he also he gets to play golf all the time you think i get to play golf all the time i hate him so much he is the best life i have the worst life we have the worst lives and this man has a beautiful pizza oven. I'm a fucking henchman. He can be addicted to pizza. We're the bottom bitch of New York podcast. We just walk around and get our asses.

Everybody spits on us. People, this, every other fucking comedian and podcast, they spit on us. Every single comedian hates us. And they also, they all tell all the truths. Sorry, I'm toiling over here. I'm toiling. And all the other comedians and podcasts,

they sell out all their shows instantly. And it's like, if this show doesn't sell well, something bad might happen to me. Yeah. I might do something. bad to myself if this show doesn't sell it in like everybody else's hands yeah yeah so bring you it would be the scariest Halloween of of my life yeah and it's nice it's a nice it's a nice it's a nice time i think it's what is it seven or eight or something i don't know probably doors at seven

i know it's at eight it's well that neither of those are true it's not okay the show is not say random stuff the show is at midnight i can i think the show i think it was seven 30 door six 30 but let me double check right now and then you still got time for trick or yeah yeah and guess what Halloween this year it's on a Monday night so all your Halloween parties are going to be on the weekend before that you're not missing out on anything Halloween party after the show no at Patrick's apartment yep in a in a undisclosed at a at a location yeah it's 730 show 630 doors it's nice it's nice and early oh yeah you'd be out of there by the whatever 10 o'clock or 8 o'clock yeah they're

745 you're back on the streets knocking on doors uh huh right dude we should do some trick-or-treating this year. Oh my God, I would love to. In our costumes? You know what? My costume came in the mail, and I sent you guys a picture of it. What do you guys think? Pretty fire. I've done, I've been trick-or-treating near-nary 40 times, right? And I've never once. How do you manage that? What do you mean? You go around twice? You go around twice? If you go around twice, it doesn't count as two separate. I'm in different hoods. That's one. That doesn't count. That's one trick-or-treating. I hit the north-side, shout-out north-n-side. Then I At the west side, shout out at the west side.

No, that's all one. Then I hit the east side. Then I hit the dirty south. That's all one side. What if I take a nap between them? That's still one trick-or-treating. What if I'm on the Uber-Mitch sleep cycle? So that isn't even a nap.

That counts as my sleep. Trick-or-treating happens for all of Halloween. Yeah. That's a Halloween day. But what do I'd be doing that before Halloween? If you do it on different days, that counts. So that's what I do. Okay, so you completely changed.

No, I just remembered. Trick-or-treating is whenever, whenever and wherever you get candy on Halloween. And I'd be doing the trunk-or-treat as well. What's the trunk-or-treat? Never did trunk-or-treat at church? No. Where you go? And it's trick-or-treat, but you don't get to wear any scary costumes because the devil likes that. And it's all people dressed up like Power Rangers, and there's a cake walk, and you bobbed for apples. What is a cake walk? It's where you walk around in a circle and wherever you stop, you want a cake. It's like basically musical chairs, but we go with a cake.

With cakes. With cakes. Yeah. They had that with a... I had that with ham. Back in my What? You had a ham walk? What the fuck are you talking about? I had a parent teacher. It's so funny. You're like, what the fuck is a cake walk? And then you're like, oh yeah, we had that with a hand. Yeah, my seventh grade.

Oh, yeah, it's like a ham walk. What the hell are you on about? My seventh grade, they had like the parent teacher night where it's like the kids and the parents show up. And it's like, we're doing like a meeting with a, and they gave out a ham. Are you bloody mental? Are you daff? What are that? What the bollocks are you on about?

What the hell is that? They gave a ham out? Oh, my God. That's the most insane shit I've ever heard. Ham. Like a big honey-baked ham. In a bag. Like the ham from the store.

You're like $11. And then my aunt won it. And then my aunt, my Aunt Maureen cooked the ham for dinner. Like a spiral ham. Like a spiral ham. Yeah. My aunt Maureen had ham for dinner that night. That's great.

I might be conflating two things. I don't kick walking a ham dinner, maybe. I might be conflating. No, because I think she definitely won a ham from my seventh grade teacher. Was it refrigerated? Was it just sitting in the... It was a raffle that goes on for like a month where you find it. The ham is like at the front of the class.

I had to ask her, well, I know that my Aunt Maureen won a ham. Those are smoked, I guess. You should be able to, they should be like a reward at David Busters. We could go there's a grocery store on the corner. We could go buy a ham walk at the ham. right now. Did you just say, did you just say we could buy it? Of course we can buy a hand. Yeah, we can go buy a spiral hammer right now. You say they have them at the grocery store, we can buy them at the grocery store. You were fucking, we can go buy them.

Somebody's wrong with you. Of course you can buy a ham at the grocery store. No, I'm just saying we could do it right now. I know we can't. We're recording the podcast. We can pause and then go get a hand. And do what? I don't like it. Just look at it. It's not the same as pausing and going to get beers because there's no distinctive, uh, opening click sound that you can do with the ham. We could stab it. We'd have to eat it cold. We'd have to eat it cold. We'd have to put the glaze on and eat it completely cold. That'd be disgusting. It'd be good. It's like icing at that point.

The glaze. It's like a maple donut glaze. I talked about the chocolate ham, right? Yeah. Same cousin, same mom. Same cousin, same mom. Same cousin, same mom. Yeah. He, when he was like four or five, he was obsessed with Scoob. do and i talked about this he was obsessed with scooby do and he he saw scooby do put chocolate syrup on ham and said mom for dinner i want my birthday dinner i want chocolate ham we all had to eat a

chocolate ham you all had to there was no option it wasn't a condiment there wasn't an option to eat a regular piece of ham they gave you no option but to eat chocolate i think there was only that or cake did they dip it no it's like you chose chocolate ham over cake i didn't eat the chocolate ham Okay. Wait, you didn't even eat it? So you try it, man, come on. I got to try it now. You didn't eat it?

Seriously, you didn't eat it? You were making a whole, all this noise about there's no option. You had to eat chocolate ham. You didn't even eat it. I got to ask my mom about that. Oh, my God, you were just, this is the worst. My mom probably is listening and will text me about the chocolate hand. I would say you were one of the fucking all ham all stars.

I didn't eat that much ham growing up. All ham team. My dad never made spiral ham. I've never heard more hand stories in five minutes. My dad's a turkey guy. Yeah, everybody likes... My dad can cook the hell out of a turkey. Ham is the worst part of the Thanksgiving dinner.

That's even worse than the turkey if you... Well, see, if you grow up with it, yes, but if you didn't grow up with it, it becomes a delicacy. The spiral ham is a delicacy if you didn't grow up with it? I think that's true if you didn't... That's not true about, like, everything. It's a delicacy. Ham is a spiral ham is a delicacy. In America, ham is a delicacy.

Oh, my God, he's so hungry, he just drooled all over himself. You see that? I know. He fucking just spit drool everywhere. He's so, he's just thinking about ham. He's like, his mouth is so wet and watering. You know, in like, fucking saliva everywhere.

In, like, like, in, like, Japan, they'll eat, like, they eat, like, shark fins or whatever. And it's like, well, they're always, and it's, people are always like, you know, in Japan. Japan, like, that's, like, a delicacy. They always say it's a delicacy. Do you think in, like, Japan, they're like, oh, in America, they eat ham. It's a delicacy to them. Probably.

They love, they love ham. They probably are. In America, a peanut butter, a jelly sandwich is a delicacy. That's literally what happened to us. It's so funny. That's literally what happened with KFC, dude. I had a real, I was, like, reading about this weird. KFC in Japan is like, is like a huge.

It's a delicacy? Yeah, you only eat it once a year. You eat it. you eat it on Christmas you eat it on Christmas and they sold it the guy who brought it there I heard it in Los Angeles popcorn is a delicacy

In movies No at the movie theater it's a delicacy Popcorn is more commonplace in Los Angeles It's just like a side They have popcorn as a side Popcorn is the most common food In Los Angeles in Hollywood Everybody's just eating popcorn

It's nothing I heard that in the Sahara Desert, water is actually a delicacy to a lot of people there. People just sell popcorn on the street in Hollywood, California. Literally, it's like everyone I know who grew up in Hollywood says something about like, oh yeah, we used to eat like, you know, like ribs with popcorn. Like the East Coast popcorn is just not as good. You got to go to the West Coast to get the popcorn straight from Hollywood.

It's something about the butter that they cook it in. The popcorn straight from Hollywood, the water there is different. And it's, and I don't know why. it affects the corn, but it's just, it's better for some reason. Ham being a delicacy is still making me laugh. Some like, like, like, like, like, like, like, anthropologist who's like studying culture being like, yeah.

In America, in America, it's a delicacy. I want some hot, some Hollywood style popcorn. We should get some popcorn. Yeah, Hollywood style popcorn. Speaking of Hollywood and movies, we actually do have a list to that. I just want to give you my popcorn secret. Yeah, let's hear it really quick. If you take a kettle corn and you put the garam masala in it, it's pretty good.

I put spray deodorant on my. Yeah? Yeah. Axe chocolate. My best popcorn for me, I put my saliva on it. No, I do women's deodorant. Yeah. Because it makes me horny when I eat it.

That sounds good. Yeah, because it got like female pheromones they put in it. They extract them from squirrels. Cool. Yeah. Female deodorant also. Female deodorant also. Female deodorant doesn't kill you.

Male deodorant, you put it under your arms and makes them rock hard like the thing. Well, it takes, well, female deodorant has female pheromons in it. And has lavender. And male deodorant has male pheromons in aluminum, which we all produce and women go crazy for. Why do you think they use it to cover their food when they're cooking? Oh, my God. Now I just realized that. Women love to roast a pepper and cover it in aluminum because a pepper is phallic.

So I found, I found this forum thread here. This is speaking of Hollywood And popcorn This is Mr. Movies This is Blu-ray.com Which apparently they have a forum On Blu-ray.com And this is in the movies

This is in the movies subcategory Of the movies category Of the Blu-ray forum The other day I saw a photo It's one of the worst photos Of Doug Benson I've ever seen But it was on Blu-ray.com Is this the same website?

If it's Blu-ray.com It would be the same website, yes. Okay. That's lit. That's lit as hell. This is a thread. So I thought, you know, we, it's no secret. We love movies. We talked about movies a lot already today.

We were just talking about, we love movies. We're great at movie ideas. We're always coming up with good movie ideas. I feel like maybe we could, we could make a career. That's true. I think we could make a career as script doctors and kind of retool movie ideas and make movie ideas better. And we could probably market this. And I want to do this as a big. I want to do this. I want to do this. I was on the, I was on the, I was on the, I was on the, I was on the, I was on the, on the path to almost having maybe a screenwriting degree or just a general movies degree. Guys, this is important. This is for our careers. I'm sorry. If you want to ever work in this industry without a college degree, you better listen.

Because what we're doing today is I found this thread on Blu-ray.com called movie ideas by this user here, Valerius. And I thought maybe we could read this person's movie ideas and we could kind of script doctor them for them. And we could send this as a resume to the big shot Hollywood. I think this is making me think too much at college.

I think I'm blacklisted. Really? This might get you out off the list, I think, if we do a good enough job. This is making me think too much of college, and now I just want to pound a beer. That's right. Here's the beginning post of the thread, okay? I want to play beer pong or flip cup. Okay, this is my third thread.

I want to flip off. Good job. One point. Hey, negative points for you guys. You're not supposed to flip me off. I'm playing the game. Okay, this is my third thread so far, Whippity-Pow. And I found hopefully the right forum to do this.

Post your move. movie ideas right here, because I've been planning this for some nights now, so have fun. Note, the phrase Whippity Pau is used in the 19th, 83 Mexican cartoon movie, Katie Caterpillar. I feel like using this phrase because I feel happy. Another note, the 2008 movie Little Big Planet, will appear in this thread since it fits. Okay. Is there a movie? I don't know.

Is that photo? Is that Katie Caterpillar there? I would assume that's Katie Caterpillar. Is there a little big planet movie? Can you check? I have no idea. I don't think there is not a Little Big Planet movie, but there may be an animated short. Let's see, 2008.

I think that's the year Little Big Planet came out. That is the year. Little Big Planet. Oh, well, here's, there's a, on movie ideas wiki, we have Little Big Planet the movie. This seems like it. Let's see if this is the same. This could be the same person. I'm not sure.

They have a little, oh, well, let's just do this first. They have a bit of a transcript. All right. Let's read this here. The characters are sack boy. I call sack boy. Sack Cole and Sack Girl. I want to be Sack Cole.

And Sack Mom and Sack Dad. Okay. I want to be Sack. Girl. Okay, and Sack Mom. That's what you are. And I'm Sack Dad. Okay. Part 1, introduction. Hello Sack Cole. Hey, Sack Boy. Part 2. Girl talk. Sack Girl, admit it. You like Sack Boy. I like him. The three girls giggle and squeal. I'm out. Sack Girl rides her skateboard and exits. Part 3, fourth wall.

Ah! Haia! What? Part four. The end. Thank you. You're welcome. Deleted scenes. One, Sack Boy is zip riding into school. Two, the four girls are trying to get a date. Three, Sack Mom is punched by Sack Boy.

That's rude. Yeah. Wait, there's some quotes. Oh, they have a cast here. Sack boy voiced by Frank Welker, a teenager with no personality in Sack girls' love interest. Sack girl voiced by Gray Griffin, a tomboy in Sack boys' love interest. Sackie voiced by Matthew Lillard, a weird wrist kid in Sackboy's best friend. The movie's rated PG.

Wow. Okay. No, wait, wait, look at that note. Note, do not take this seriously. Okay, it's a comedy. Oh, damn. Okay, that's why there's punching moms. That's why sack boy, see, sack mom and sack dad is punching up.

It's implied, but it's not explicitly written that sack dad is beating the crap at a sack mom. And sack boy is learning from his dad, and he's having an incestuous relationship with the sack. So mostly what the Little Big Planet movie is about is about the cycle of abuse. Yeah. But it's not serious, though. But it is, it's a lighthearted, so this is like the I-Tanya of Sackboy movies. You know what's the movie that I've always wanted to see is a virtual buddy movie. Interesting.

Yeah, right? Where maybe you get, maybe it's. You can get Sack Boy as a virtual buddy skin. Well, that's what I'm saying. And maybe he's getting exploded and stuff. And we hear, we hear, I hurt myself. today and maybe we're sending nuclear missiles at his body and he's looking like George Bush and crap he's jumping all over the place getting points and stuff yeah to

see if I still feel right yeah and then um I don't know I don't really know where I would go from there well it wouldn't be a parody song that would be kind of disrespectful it's more about it's more about self-harm it's not it's not hurt it's kind of a movie about self-harm Patrick you're just making it's not Johnny Cash it's not like when they when Laris did Hey Sandy for Pete and Pete And they changed the lyrics I don't know what the hell You're fucking talking about

Or like when they Change the The Friends theme song Because it used to not be I'll be there for you I don't know what I'm gonna ignore you now Okay

All right I'm just I'm gonna read Valerius's first Now that we have the Now that we have the background Of Little Big Planet the movie From 2008 Here's Valerius's first movie idea

I should start with the first Little Big Planet movie That I'm planning to make The plot to it After a sighting of an unknown spacecraft has landed on the ocean side of Earth, the ocean side. Saske from Panyo and Panyo discovered a very new life form, a sack alien named Sackboy. Together, with the help of other unordinary people, they need to stop an alien threat from destroying all of Earth. Companies, Walt Disney Pictures, Marvel Studios, Pixar Animation Studios, Studio Ghibli, and Amblin Entertainment,

rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action violence and disturbing images. Okay, this sounds a lot different from the movie we just read the script for. It's got a panyo. Yeah. It's got a Panyo in it. It's got, and you know what? It would be, uh, it said Marvel, Disney. Amblin.

Amblin. It would be a great merger. Who's Amblin? Amblin is a Stephen Spielberg. Ambler, Hamblin. I think that's, that's, that's, Amber Pamblin. I think that means E.T. might be in it. Yeah.

I think E.T. Yeah. E.T. is definitely going to be in it. Yeah. If it's about aliens and it has Amblin. If not in the movie. in the title card for Joe Coy could be in it.

Really? Amblin. Right. Easter Sunday. Yeah, yeah. Joe Coy, no. Wait, I think Easter, is Easter Sunday made by Amblin or DreamWorks? I don't know.

Stephen Spielberg's involved. That's all I know about it. So we get Joe Coy as kind of licensed. Oh, he could be Sackboy. Yeah, he could. He looks just like him. Just have to crosshatch him. I like this, I will say, as a professional screenwriter,

I like this idea. but it needs more. Screenplay needs a beginning, middle, and end. This is just a beginning. So here's my thing. If you're already going PG-13, why not go full R or even X-rayed and show full penetration on Sack Boy?

That's true, yeah. He has a zipper, and then he could unload his big white cock. BWC. It's Cocks white. See, Sack Boy is not a white guy. He's Sack. His insides are white, maybe. He's a Sack guy.

I just did, I want to do big white cock. I just wanted to see one. So I put it in. So I just, involved it. Yeah. That's a fine thing. There's no,

there are no bad ideas in screenwriting. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Especially not in regards of a big white cock coming out of the fucking sack boy. And then

Valeria says, that's my first movie. Anyone want to join? Like join on as a producer or something? Because yeah, I could do that. I would join.

I think I could be a good E.T. Then we got, then we have, this is 10 minutes later. I should bring in a new movie idea. So here's this one. The Math Bear movie. Oh my God.

The plot to it. A band of Thief Bears plans to attempt to steal $20 million from a high facility protected bank. There's the math card. They're the bastard squad. What else can go wrong? Companies, Warner Brothers Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Funimation, Gonzo, B-Train Productions, rated R for extended sequence of strong, bloody, pervasive violence, and language throughout, and for sub-sexual content. So this is my question.

Gonzo, the production company, or Gonzo the Great? What do you think? I don't know. That's why I'm asking. Companies. Okay. Well, the company that these bears keep could be Gonso the Great. Well, they might be doing some gonzo pornography filming due to the fact that there's

more in line with your content. So what I'm saying is, here's all the bastard. Okay, first of all, the movie should be called the bastard bears. Yeah, the bastard squad. It has nothing to do with math, except the fact that there's a number of money that they're stealing. Yeah. Which I guess is maybe there's a scene where they're adding it. They're like, wait, how much money is that?

One dollar plus one dollar. They're counting all. They have a calculator. They're doing... Calculator. But here's my only punch-up scene, right? One bear, he's barely legal. He's 18.

That's his name. Yeah, his name is barely legal. Barely legal. And that's a part... Maybe we renamed the movie barely legal. Because they're robbing. Yes. Oh, my God.

But then also... That's perfect. Also, the newly 18 young stud of a bear, right? And he's been trying... And while these older women have been trying to fuck him the whole movie, he finally shaves his pubs or his hair, but he thinks it's his pubs because he's been watching too many YouTube to tutorials. He unfolds his

fucking hair, peels it back with a fucking, with a with a peeler like a potato. Big white cock. Big white fucking dripping cock. That would fit perfectly with some sexual content. Oh, yes. It might not fit perfectly into a woman.

Yeah, I think that would bring the movie up to NC17 maybe. Well, no, because they showed a penis in Boogie Nights. It's animated. It's like it's like fucking hot dog party. Or fuck party. Sausage party. Funimation. Yeah, it's funimation, yeah.

So it's animated movie, obviously. We don't have real bears that can do this kind of stunt with a big white cock. It doesn't make any sense. Well, they did it in Jackass. They had a bear doing a stunt, but they cut out the part with the white cock.

They didn't even have the part of the white cock. That was in Jacket's 4.5. They put the part with the white cock in, yeah. I might have to check that out. Yeah. Proof of concept. Yeah. And then Valerius says about 20 minutes later,

or even no, less than 20 minutes later, want me to go into details of these two movies? Just replying to themselves. Yeah. just all just and then this this person here um this a maze runner another user does kind of this is kind of an inside baseball movie idea so this is something that maybe could break out oh like a small scene yeah it's exactly like money ball this says jennifer lawrence fan and monterey jack are blu-ray dot com's biggest theatrical fans and their worlds come crashing down when their local

theaters close for good due to covid both users are eight hours away from the nearest open theater and it's the same movie theater brie larsen is going to make an in-person cameo for a re-release of Marvel at that theater in two weeks, and there's only one ticket left, but the theater doesn't do online ticketing, so the two Blu-ray users who have no vehicle and can't drive must race to that theater to see who can get that final ticket. Who's Monterey Jack? These are two, I think this is great. This is a, it's a story that takes place in a small community that we can bring into the

world and kind of show the struggles that users of Blu-ray.com go through on a daily basis. I think my, my big. note here is maybe it's a re-release of X-Men Days of Futures Past or something. Good idea. And it's Jennifer Lawrence doing an in-person meet and greet because one person

has clear motivation there. Not saying who. Jennifer Lawrence and who does she play, Mystique, right? So she's there with her blue breasts. She's completely blue. And who does she turn into, Johnny Sins? And then guess what? It's a big white. It's blue. It's a PG-13 movie. You can't show a

white cock in that. You could. You can get away with one. You can't show white cock in a PG-13. You can show... You've never turned over a DVD thing and said, PG-13, mild violence, mischievous themes, and big white cock. I will

say a PG-13 movie because it usually says unrated on the front, but then on the back it says PG-13. Yeah, that's true. This one does not specify PG-13. Oh, it doesn't? No, it must have misheard. No, you misheard. I was... I was... I mean, knowing the Blu-ray

community, any movie that's going to be centered on this community, it's going to be at least X-rated. All right, we can put a white cock in this, whatever. That's fine. That's the main note, I would say, for this one, a white cock. Well, especially Jennifer Lawrence, I think a lot of people might actually enjoy that. Yeah. So it's a big white

cock fucking blue breasts. Well, she can't fuck her own breasts in the movie. So she, half of her is blue. Yeah. And then the bottom half has a male genitalia. White cock. white cock.

And she looks like a cat dog, but half blue, half white cock. Yeah. And there's going to be a spinoff cartoon called Blue and White Cock. And it's a cat dog. And it's a remake of a cat. Blue Cock, white cock, blue cock, white cock. Blue top, white cock. Here's a new thing called a blue and white cock.

Here's a sequel idea from Valerius, okay? Okay. Little Big Planet 2. The plot of it. Years have passed since Sackboy met Saske and Panyo. Sack Boy is now an adult, but he gets sucked into a virtual reality game called Sword Art Online. He's stuck there and has to fight Nexus, a program that gone into Sword Art Online and takes control. Along with Saskay and his new partner, Asuna, from Sword Art Online, they go on a journey to fight Nexus and save the people who's stuck in Sword Art Online.

Companies, Walt Disney Pictures, Marvel Studios, Pixar Animation Studios, Amble Entertainment, Studio Jibli, rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action violence and frightening images. They got bad news. This is Spy Kids 3. Yeah. First of all, this is Spy Kids 3. Second of all, it seems like that's just putting Sackboy in Sackboy and Panyo and Sordot online. I don't know why they have all the other entertainment companies there. Yeah.

And you need production companies for money. Listen, if you guys don't like this idea, I'll just throw out another one right away. This sequel is completely sophomoric. Yeah. Yeah. We'll throw it. This is a different one. Okay.

I'll throw this one out for you. Pikachu. The plot to it. After the events of Pokemon, the power of us, Ash Ketchum gives up on Pikachu, and Pikachu has started to be wild. Okay. When he gets attacked by a Tyrannitar, a villain saved him, Harley Quinn.

Pikachu and Harley Quinn teams up to save Aurora City from the tyrannical hush, who wants to destroy both humans and Pokemon, the Ash Ketchum saga is coming to an end. Companies, Warner Bros. Pictures, the Pokemon Company, legendary pictures, DC Comics, Syncopy, rated PG-13 for sci-fi action violence, disturbing images, and thematic elements throughout. Hush from Batman. That's what I would guess.

Okay. But I really don't know. So if you know it, if Hush is like Bruce Wayne's like equal, hush is like, he's like a surgeon. If I'm remembering correctly, Hush is a guy who gets a bunch of surgery to look like Bruce Wayne. What? And then he starts doing crimes as Bruce Wayne.

Yeah. That's so fucking funny. It's cool. Yeah. I bet they're going to do them for the next Batman movie. So. to put hush in it He probably dresses up in girls clothes

too as Bruce Wayne Maybe that's what he does That's a good idea He dresses up as Bruce Wayne And become a home lady Yeah He probably does like Super kind of like

Suss shit Yeah You know So he probably goes to a glory hole And sucks it off on video Yeah He probably does glory hole pictures As Bruce Wayne

People are starting to get angry At Valerius Okay So Valerius posted idea For Little Big Planet 3 The Battle for Earth Ronan the Accuser is Planet Takeover Earth

and make it extinct forever yada yada Guardians of the Galaxy People are Somebody posts a YouTube link The Truman Show What the hell are you talking about Valeria says

I'm taking it that nobody's liking this threat Don't understand what the third Little Big Planet movie is about Someone says what about Little Big Planet Four and puts a nail biting Animated Emoticon which I think is probably sarcastic unfortunately Someone says this isn't even interesting

trolling And then and then Valeria says there is a Little Big Planet 4. I'll talk about it once I'm done watching a video here about alcohol and all that. How to prevent it. How to prevent alcohol. So that ties into the straight-edge thing we were talking about earlier. Little Big Planet 4, Dark Planet.

So they finished watching the video about alcohol. Wait, wait, wait, when did they post that one? 707-6-scor-up? They became dark and twisted. It took 37 minutes. They became dark and twisted because they realized the reality of alcohol addiction. And they made a Dark Planet episode. The plot, Sackboy has to deal with his enemy years ago, Scorpius from Farscape.

What is Farscape? That was an old sci-fi show, I think. If Sackboy wants to save Earth, he'll have to fight Scorpius on the dark planet, Dacker. Companies, Walt Disney Pictures, Marvel Studios, Pixar Animation Studios, Amblin Entertainment, Studio Jubilee, rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action and violence and frightening images throughout. And also, how to prevent alcohol. Try not to take it. Always look at what you're drinking because you might die from it.

Do not take alcohol. a message for you before I go on with more ideas. There is a Little Big Planet 5, by the way, have fun with that. That's actually fucking real shit. It's so true. Yeah. Just pay attention to what you're drinking and don't take alcohol. Little Big Planet 5, rise of Ultron.

The plot. Ultron has been set from the future to destroy the past. Sackpoint is new crew of heroes must take down the ultimate threat that will determine the future of the planet. And it's the same studios, the same PG-13 type rating. Back to the Pikachu movie. How do you think of it being directed by Christopher Nolan? I think, honestly, Chris Nolan, like, once he gets done with Oppenheimer and shit,

he might knock that out of the park. Chris Nolan's Pikachu is probably going to be the blockbuster hit at the summer. They have the same, like, trailer where it's like, and the world will change, and it has, like, a countdown, the most important creature in the world. And then a lightning bolt. I'll be going now. See you guys tomorrow. Does he come back?

I honestly, I didn't read this far in the thread, because there's, I would. We'll say we won't get through it because there are 23 pages of this threat. Wait, there's a message there from COVID. Who was banned. Holy shit. Oh, thank God they banned COVID. Yeah, I would hope so. Okay, honestly, never seen a thing like this before.

A little worried to post here, but here's the one movie idea I can recall creating outside of fictional things I've written. This must be what got them banned. This is a good movie idea. Tidal. Isn't it? Dot, dot, dot. Question mark also chose the tagline. Not what you're thinking.

after that admittedly zero development except for how it would go as the phrase go 100 in film have before and then left term issues I found every time I think it through is there are 100 ways a million stories go so too many unused to choose from not only that but many likely unchosen due to the inability of people to find ways close to them which I would obviously have to do if I chose the not overdone continuations so this is a genius idea this guy wants to make a movie that the story has a twist that people, that the story hasn't done before. And it's called, isn't it?

And the tagline is not what you're thinking. And the twist is that something happens that's a total left turn. Uh-huh. But it would be hard to do because there have been hundreds of movies. So the twist is something happens that you're not expecting. That's the twist. That's the twist.

That's the stupid's idea. That's pretty fucking genius. Maybe the twist is COVID-19-I don't know. Oh, shit. Well, I'm back. A little big planet, dark Phoenix. They already made a dark Phoenix movie. Well, this is Little Big Planet 6,

dark phoenix so it's different than the normal dark phoenix movie you can kind of guess what this one's about yeah here's another one goes bigger this time the new avengers the plot after the events of little big planet six dark phoenix sack boy now has amnesia and does not remember anything from meeting up with a mysterious bear doll named joy from napping princess the both in them and the new and recruited members must fight off against dark helmet from space balls from taking the planet's air well again the same companies here. So these are all, so, so Valerius is just good at just making amalgamations of of movies. The Little Big Planet 7, origins, the plot. After the events of the new Avengers, Sackboy meets his bloodline, Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy 7. Yeah, and it just, it, it keeps

going. This person, I will also, I don't drink beer, only root beer. So it says, don't listen to them, just drink a couple of beers and everything will be okay. And then Valerius replies and says, I don't drink beer, only root beer, but not other beers, but thanks for your support. That's very nice. Only root beer for Valerius. I really want... Somebody asks, can Pikachu get Harley Quinn pregnant?

That's not how the movie went, but there were a few suggestive moments where Pikachu actually kisses Harley Quinn having no idea what he's doing. I like Valerius. I don't like that. He doesn't know what he's doing? I like Valerius.

I'm just saying that Valerius has to... Yeah, benefit of the doubt. A little Big Planet ate the summer soldier. For intense sequences of sci-fi action violence, gunplay language, and some suggestive comments. What is the summer soldier? Sackboy and Vincent fight against an advanced soldier from Sackboy's home planet that is destroyed. Okay.

That's right. He's sack boy has to fight his own battles if he wants to survive. I notice the description of these plots are a little... Oh, the math bear movie two. The Mothair movie too. The plot. We've been waiting on this. The Bastern squad is back. The streets need this.

This time, this time no rules to the game. When the math bears are assigned to steal $1 billion at a casino, Ruthless gang lord Brian Griffin from Family Guy goes in to kill the Bastard Squad off. What are their options rated R for strong bloody violence and pervasive language throughout and for some sexuality and nudity. We already know what that is. Yeah, I think we know exactly. Brian and,

here's a twist. You could put this in isn't it? Brian Griffin shaves his hair off. Guess what's underneath his white hair. Black cock. No, just a big black cock. Okay. So he's got a, it's kind of a reverse of the bear.

Oh my god I'm scrolling or got to a little big planet 11 There's so many The New Avengers 3 Padamon's Awakening part one Holy shit This person is an idea machine The Math Bear movie 3

Busted No Blue Bear tries to get rid of his paranoia of clowns He talks to his therapist about his paranoia But sooner or later he has his paranoia consuming him and he becomes a clown himself The Bastard Squad has to find a way to bring one of their compadres back

rated R for horror violence grisly images in strong language. No nudity in that one. If you like Little Big Planet this much, I'm sorry to say this, but this will be the end of it. Maybe that means there's the last one. There's new movies.

Maybe Sackboy. Holy shit. Wait, wait, go up. Little Big Planet 12, last life. Yeah, there it is. Yep, that's probably the last one. Wait, will you scroll up for a second? I see something about anal sex.

Oh, yeah, here it is. Somebody posted a movie about Freddie Kruger and Jesus that has anal sex and animal torture. They're kind of being a mean, a root jokester. I said Beyonce and Miss Swan from Matt TV are going to be in that. The New Avengers 4, The Case of Pikachu, we've got here. The animos. Oh, this is a new one.

This is new. The animals. Well, it's set in the same universe I'm seeing, though. But it does bring Hamtaro into the mix. Okay. That's pretty big. Pururoo. So this meant, here's the cast of the Math Bear movie since people are liking it.

Blue Bear, Brad Pitt. Red bear, Channing Tatum. Green bear, Milacunis, Yellow Bear, Angelina Jolie. and here's the spoiler for the day In the New Avengers 3 Padamon's Awakening part one Brian Griffin makes an appearance in this movie but is a reincarnation of Megatron

from Transformers Holy shit All right so I mean There's some This I will say Eventually I feel like we can come back to this Because we are not even like A quarter through of the movie ideas

This is also only one of many threads That this person has And also something I noticed When we started recording that I didn't look at yet It shows I think you can view what their Blu-ray and DVD collection are So I'll look here and see what movies they own. They own, okay, it looks like a lot of Marvel movies here.

They only own 16 they said, right? Well, these are Blu-rays. They had a lot more DVDs. Oh, okay. Some anime, they have Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. They have the Hunger Games Mocking Jay Part 2. Let's look at their DVDs. They have 219 DVDs.

Wow, they have 10,000 BC. That's sick. 13 going on 30? Nope. The agents of shield. What a good, they have dragon. They have the entire Dragon Hearts here. Holy crap.

What a collection. They have multiple fantastic four movies. They have the Equalizer. They have the Dark Crystal. Gemini Man. I mean, let me see if some Godzilla movies here. This is a film buff, the likes of which we haven't seen since Scott Benson.

Jonah, a Veggie Tales movie. I mean, this is, yeah, this person, somebody in Hollywood needs to reach out to Belirius. This is the kind of centophile that needs to be working behind the scenes. Absolutely, right? Their talents are wasted at posting on this Blu-ray forum. So if anybody is on a, is, if we have anybody from any talent agencies who are listening, Please sign this person

They have a lot of teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DVDs too Oh yeah Secret of the Ouse So many Oh my gosh A lot of X-Men I mean great great

Great stuff Great ideas Almost no notes Besides the Big White Cock Thing I mean the big white You could add a couple of big white Cocks and make them

Maybe spurt come And maybe have it beat up at the tip A little bit Right of it squirts out But then in some movies You can actually use that for comic relief Because what's funnier Than a fucking big white cock

And nutting all over the floor Yeah, so there's my only notes. The funniest part of every movie that I've seen is when they jizz on the lady at the end. Exactly. And that's the... Talk about a twist ending, isn't it? It's not what you're thinking.

And the Halloween live show will have a twist ending. I'm just realizing now that I think about what we're talking about right now. Yep. But it doesn't involve jizz. The twist might be that it involves jiz. I don't know. I don't think there's going to be a cum shot at the show.

I think there might be a squirt shodder. There might be a cussetter. But go buy tickets to it at Swaggoup.com slash shows. And bye. Bye. Bye tickets.