Podcast About List - Ep. 209 - Day of Play

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

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Come in, come there, come there, and me see your butt. All right. All the bounce to the ball list. Every crap monster. You should get it. What? Tabori, full Japanese Tabori suit.

I want to get a bunch of Maori tat, tribal tattoo. Have you ever seen the Japanese tabori? No, that's what it's called? They take it. They take a fucking, no machine. They take a piece of wood with a bunch of needles on it. dip it in the paint. Yeah.

And then they just stab you a million times. I search Tobot. Shibori. I think it's T-E-B-O-W. No, it might... Tebow time. There it is. T-E.

There we go. I don't know. What is it? What does it look like? Do they draw like a thing or is it just did they draw a bunch of squares? There's no machine. That's crazy. This guy's just stabbing him a million times.

If you're a tattoo artist, they draw on you with a pencil. It's not a pencil. If you're a tattoo artist, if you're a tattoo artist. artist and you listen to the show, send in some tattoo ideas for the three of us to get as a team. Tell Patrick they're going to give him a discount on a tattoo and then tattoo a swastika on his back where he can't see it, please. And put it in that one spot where nobody can reach it too.

So that he can't even try to like ruin it and like and scratch it infected. Yeah, exactly. He has no choice but to keep it perfectly clean. Speaking of Nazi tattoos on the plane home yesterday, guy next to us full. iron eagle on his arm and it said like uh i tried i was like trying to read the german for what iron eagle like a nazi eagle crest type thing and i don't know i think that it was it was a family it was so here's the thing right it was it wasn't a nazi eagle it was a it was like a coat of arms yeah but it looked enough like a nazi eagle that it's like that's like that's a little weird it looks like and then

but and i was like okay it's probably just a coat of arms it said like minus something i was trying to read the german on it it did have german on it too and then other arm iron crust Yeah, Iron Cross and then on the... Everyone's such a baby than Iron Cross. I think an Iron Cross doesn't mean anything, but I think those two things together. Together, that's a little... Well, and then the forearm...

And also just the way he looked in general. The way he looked, the way he looked, he was coming from Myrtle Beach. A $40 flight from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina in New York City. On his forearm, huge, we the people. Yeah, so... You guys a beast, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, here's my impression of you guys. Guys, I saw a Patriot yesterday. Oh, I saw a fucking... I saw a fucking perfect patriot, and I violated his privacy. That's what you did. I didn't do anything. I wanted to read the German because I was like, oh, I'll be brush up a little.

You didn't say let me brush up a little. You wanted to see if it said Patrick Doran, I hate you. Patrick kept walking over to him at baggage claim and going like this. Yeah. You were, you were ogling? Five times in a row. Also, the reason I don't know how to. This was me at baggage claim.

He doesn't not act in public. Yeah. No. You and me have one, me and Kim have one standard of public. behavior, and Patrick has a completely different one. Yeah. Yeah. You and Pierce have a similar kind of idea of public behavior and what's okay.

And me and Cameron think that you should be polite and courteous, specifically to women. Yeah. Yeah. And you guys have, like I said, kind of an opposite kind of idea. A different school of thought. Yeah. I did see... More like an Arkham Institute.

So there was a family sitting next to us, too, like the most annoying kids in the world. and the two like that guy and his wife they were trying to get everybody in the row or something and the lady just looked at the everybody in a row they're trying to get everybody on the plane into one row no they were trying to get the family into the row and then the

it was a Karen the lady the lady looked at the lady with like two kids in her arms and she was like that's my seat is there any way I can get in the lady went sorry we we like the window seat whoa yeah and she She also, she also, she also, get this, she also asked Patrick, we were sitting in our seats and she came up to ask Patrick then. She's like, are you in like 20, 20D or whatever seat we're in?

And like the seat that Patrick is in and is on his ticket. And Pat was like, yeah. And she's like, are you sure? And he showed, and he had to pull up his boarding pass and show her when she clearly was not in that seat because it was Patrick's seat. Yeah. She made, she made Patrick show his boarding pass. And this lady was a Karen? She was a complete.

She was one of the biggest Karens on a plane I've experienced in recent, recent memory. Do you, do she anywhere near kind of milphy? No, she wasn't even milfy. Not even a bit. So you didn't let it slide. No. No. Because if she's milfy, me.

I was, here, I did not let it slide. I get this. The entire flight, I side-eyed her. Yeah. What if Cameron really gave her some serious side-eye? What if she was, I would say, I would say it was, I would say it was, I would say it. Yeah, I gave a dirty, stinky look to her. Yeah.

Once or twice or ten times. And that kid looked weird. New scenario. What if she comes up? She says, can I do that? And you say, oh, I don't know. But then she turns. She's like, one second.

Turns around to put her carry on in the overhead. She puts her kid in there. And then you see her bottom. She has two little divvets for your nuts, like a Lego butt. Right. So I don't know how. Yeah. Oh, okay.

So she sits on. And she's milphy. And she has a Lego butt. Yeah, but then if I have to get up to go to the bathroom, she's going to like, it's like, she's going to bend over into the seat in front of me. and then I'm going to, like, just be like, excuse me, sorry. No, you take her body, you take the top part of her body, and you just take her legs with you. I'd love to.

Okay, so I pee through the. I mean, you pee through one of the butt, the Lego butt holes. I'd love to help with, with the accommodations of a milf in the airport before and after the flight. But on a plane, that's the sacred time of relaxation and sitting in my own seat. Well, nothing is more relaxing than just flying on a plane. I'm saying I need to be relaxed. He is so afraid of planes. I, I truly, that's the appropriate.

truly needed to get this lady away from him. I've done him not flying that I've gotten to the point where I just pretend that I'm not on in, I'm not flying through the air. No, I just think I'm on, I literally, when I get on a plane now, I'm just in my head, I'm like, I am on the bus. Yeah. I can't do that. Yeah, you got to delude yourself. I really can't. I try.

It doesn't work. Well, because it's really hard because then you look outside and you're, and the world is this big. You know what it is? You got to start sitting in the aisle seat. It doesn't make any difference. Imagine that first flight, man, the Wright brothers. Oh, my God. Kitty Hawk.

We were just there. Mm-hmm. We were close to Kitty Hawk. Yeah. Nowadays, the Wright... They flew on a Kitty Hawk? Probably be the wrong sisters. Yeah.

Yeah, they flew... No, they didn't... It was called Kitty Hawk. Kitty Hawk was the place where they were, and the Wright brothers, one of them pushed the plane, and then the other flew the plane. So where did they fly, too? Just in a... Up and down.

So they didn't even go anywhere. No, no. They flew from Kitty Hawk to Kitty Hawk. That doesn't even count. first time there was a there was a place to place flame uh flame flight was um amelia airhard and we all know that turned out well that was a that was a place that was a place to no place flight well she was saying i'm gonna go that was the first that was the first flight where they there was no destination she was going to go transatlantic on them what is she what if amelia

airhart just like got uh trapped in like a an amazonian village and decided hey i'm gonna stay here with these hot ladies. That's probably what she did. I mean, that's what I would do. Yeah. That's the thing. There's so many undiscovered tribes in the world and on the entire planet. Of women who who have been bred into having humongous breasts.

I would love to bring my kind of... And the guys are this big. So you show up and you're like over four feet tall. Yeah, it's a death by snoo snoo. Oh my God. Yeah, we're going to go a few trauma on this guy. I think I would really like to kind of meet up with some of these undiscovered tribes who have made no contact with humanity and bring them some of my ideas, literature,

food. I think I want to show them Green Day. I want to show them kind of how I see the world and maybe see... Bro, if you showed one of these... If you showed an undiscovered Amazonian tribe Green Day, it would kill them. Well, what's that one place where you're not allowed to go? That island where they throw spears at the cameras.

In the place where Cameron's... I think it's technically a violation of some international law to do it. Couldn't you do a little bit of... Patrick got really in one of the baby's faces during the flight, by the way. I didn't want to bring it up until he said that. What do you got really into a baby's face? When we were getting up to leave the plane, he was like this. And he didn't even smile.

Why did you do that? You know when you smile at a baby and wave? He didn't smile. He just waved. And then he did this. You slid your finger across his throat. I slid your finger across your throat as if you were slitting it. Why?

Why are you? That's rude. Just put headphones in, man. I had headphones in. Then you're just, then you're the baby. You're the fucking baby. And I had headphones in and all I could hear was, well, I was playing. All you could hear.

Okay, maybe I did have a weird playlist on. Go ahead and tell me what it is. Baby screams 10. hours. Then why that you would have just blended right in? I think the baby was smiling. That's actually a good idea. I think the baby was smiling.

Because you immediately get desensitized to it. The babies were not annoying on the flight at all, I have to say. Well, then why do you even bring up the babies? I brought up the babies because Patrick said that I wasn't allowed to trick. Earlier you said, and we were on the plane. Oh, he didn't even hear that. I forgot you got here. I forgot you got here.

You were like, yeah, we were on the flight and there was three babies on the plane. They were loud, but they were not annoying. They were not crying. They were just screaming. They were going. screaming laughing oh well that's adorable exactly it wasn't that bad oh all right yeah but it is just crazy to get sat next to three babies so yeah that's like that is like worst luck that's like the only they did they started screaming and crying but right when we landed how about octo mom yeah on a plane

what her well are her babies there mom on a plane that's the movie uh-huh yeah and you got samuel she's on the sole plane yeah i'm gonna fucking kill or get these fucking babies out of this I'm tired of these motherfucking octobomoms. There was, when we were landing. There's an octomom. Oh, my God. Bad octomom. Bad octomom's trip.

Here's a question. It's like a dirty moms movie. Listen. So she's, it's all of these other octomoms. Oh, okay. And they're all going to Miami to get more pregnant. So here's the question. That's scary.

That's what makes it scary. It's all these octomoms. heat. If there's a whole plane... And there's one guy on the plane. There's an entire plane full of octomoms, right? Literally, at all 150 seats, all octomoms. And then they all are right about to burst. They all start giving birth at the same time. So now there's fucking eight more for every person. Yeah, it'll make the plane heavier. You get the plane crashes, right? Yeah. Probably. It has to. Because a plane can fit 150 people. I mean, even besides the weight thing... 950 people? I think even besides the... Well, the... I don't think it's a way thing because the babies are already

in the moms. bellies if they're that close to being born. I don't think the weight on the plane changes at all. No, the weight's different because it's more people. Okay, but I do think the plane would still crash because you're imagining you're the pilot and a stewardess knocks on the door and says, 800 babies were just born.

I think you... 800 babies were just born and there's 150 more on the way. I think that I might just crash the plane out of instinct because this cannot be a thing that happens on Earth. I think that 1,200 babies being born at one time.

The most beautiful sound in the world. Might honestly be... The babies would probably all harmonize. Yeah. Some of them will. We're not going to say all 1,200 babies. Some of them will, but then I think... I think how many...

What's it? Dore, me, 5,000. How many is that? That's like 12. 8 to 12? 8 to 12? That's a big range for something you just count on your fingers right now. You're talking about going up and down? Yeah, yeah.

That's 16. So you cover every... Okay, I guess that is 8. fuck I'm thinking of every I'm thinking of the babies covering every octave is what I mean so you're saying this might be something that might be sampled in hip hop for decades so you know you know how that you know that song I'm not in love by 10 CC I'm not in love I think the babies should all sing happy birthday because it's their birthday but that's just me

whose job is it to sing happy birthday at all these damn babies all got born at the same time I'll do it I'm a good singer And then, dude, it would fucking ruin everything, bro. It would ruin... Dude, I'm rushing the cockpit and I'm pressing the intercom button. I'm singing happy birthday of these fucking babies. Doing Skylar White. Yeah, exactly.

Maryland-Roe kind of thing. Yeah. But then it ruins that... Basically, air travel is fucking ruined forever. Because now that's going to be the number one most amazing thing that ever happened. 150 octobombs, sort of the odds. They give birth at the same time on the same plane at the same time. crashes. Now,

and everyone survives, or at least some of them survive. Twelve hundred, thirteen hundred and fifty people, and then the crew and stuff. At that point, the mommy's bellies are just rafts. But, well, that's true. That's true. They're basically empty. So, so all the water goes in their he-haw. But then now every year, all these people have to have a reunion

and do a reunion flight. Yeah. In a couple of years, these kids are full-grown. You know, by age two or three, they're all five or six feet tall. They all have hit gross spurts. They're all, and they're all loud. Their voices are getting deeper. They're deeper voices. Hey, mama, can we go do the anniversary plane trip with my 1,200 cousins? We'll just call them cousins. Yeah, they're basically cousins at that point. If they all have the same father, I would say that would be like a week after this news story

happens. That might be National Inquirer, kind of front page news. And they all had the same dad. Yeah. And then that guy's getting quarantined because something's up. Something's going on. Stop sperming. That guy, they would probably, that guy would disappear forever. Yeah, you got to get that That would be like, you know, in a, in a movie when they discover an alien and the alien just disappears because the government just takes it permanently or someone with superpowers, that's, that guy will just be, he will be in a lab for, he's going to be under Arizona. So I brought up the, I brought up the 10cc song because back in the 70s. I'll give you 10 C Cs. The way they recorded that was they had the mixer board and they had four people singing like a note and then they would like slide up like the all the, like the breathy synths in that song are all just the mixer. so you do that with all the babies on the plane you go there with like a field recorder

right oh wow you go in there you record every single one of those babies harmonizing then you have the craziest synth sound in the world you're right I don't think you need to be on a plane

to do that though yeah but if they're all octomom babies and then if there's one music producer who's also on the plane who has a field recorder they're also you got to think about it they're half brothers too

yeah so they're ancestors, they're half-sisters. There's no girls. That's the other thing, man. It's all boys. It's called the Octumon Plain Baby Orchestra. If it's all boys, this might be the most interesting news story to ever happen. This is, like, amazing that we're even thinking of it.

Even the thought of this should be a news story. I feel like it would be, like, Dune. I think that these would be, like, like, a new race of, like, babies that know everything about the world and just kind of take over. That has got to be one of the most amazing things to ever happen. It would either be that or it would be like a duplicity situation where one of the babies is very smart and then they have no cissities there's no sisters yeah yeah one of the it's like village of the dam smart on a plane type and then you keep going down the line and they just

keep getting every single sibling they're not clones or anything they're just brothers or it could be a despicable me situation they're all their minions of the pilot or something wow you just found it yeah that's the truth that's the they become they have to grow up to become minions yeah they have to be they're forever indebted if a pilot lands the plane successfully they have to be slaves Yeah. They literally have to. I just don't know what to tell you. I don't think the minions are slaves. They're 100% slaves. The minions aren't slaves. They do that. Are they getting paid?

Hey, buddy, keep telling yourself that. Because those are fucking slaves. They're literally a race of slaves that were bred for Gru's amusement. They have stock who have slave home syndrome and love being slaves. Yeah, I guess it's true, huh? Yeah, it's spikable. Wait. They all have their own funny dances. But they all get, but they get ordered by Gru to do stuff.

And sometimes they're like, I don't want to do it. And Gru makes them do it. And they don't get paid. Well, they don't really say I don't want to do it. What Gru wants. Sometimes Gru is like, go do this. And you're like, nah, dude, not a point. Think about how evil, like, if he was actually evil, he'd be like, go finger that old woman.

And they're not going to, the minions are too nice for that. But they're probably doing it anyway. They would do it if Gru asked for it, because they're loyal to Gru. Yeah, they're more loyal to Gru than they are to their own kind of minion morality. Uh-huh. Does Gru punish the minions? Yes. I think Gru punishes the minions.

He puts their faces in their own shit. Is there a scene in the movie where he punishes the minions? Yeah, one of them takes a stinking brown shit. Yeah, the minion forgets to how to use the bathroom. And he puts his nose in... You're going to get your poop in the face! Mm-hmm.

And he rubs it in it. You're going to get poop in your own face. I never understood that. Why is it that every time Phil takes a poop in here, why am I rubbing his face in his poop? That doesn't make anything. That's the thing. Dogs love to eat shit.

I know. He just eats his own shit, dude. One time, I swear to God, he put a little bit of the end of one of his shits in his mouth and then slurped the log up like spaghetti. Jesus. Why would you tell me that? That is so gross.

The image of a dog slurping. up poop like spaghetti. I mean, it was more like he, like, lapped it up, but it went as, like, one log went into his mouth, and he probably swallowed it whole. That's pretty nasty. That is disgusting. Do you think people want to have that mental image? Do you even like me?

These people who are listening to this right now are on their- They just hate me? They're on their way to work or something. They're going to be, they're going to be working at, like, I don't know, Sabaro or some shit. Whoever listens to this probably works at Subway, and they're probably going to be making a sandwich today, and then they're going to be putting butter or something down onto a piece of bread and think about the dog poop getting slurped up

and they're going to imagine the stick of butter as the poop and they're going to think the whole time yeah Caleb put that in my head on my commute here on my job where I'm making $12. Look at how much you're making him cry. Tears are literally rolling down his face. Take a picture of him and know that you did this. Good. I literally saw a full of full.

I'm going to go into Markup on, oh wait, check this out, Dr. Santa. Doctor, that's a good license plate. Dr. Santa. This will cheer you up, Caleb. Take a look. That's next to your house. You can go see that right now. If anyone is listening and works at a pizza place and is putting butter on bread

and is upset about my dogs, my dog slurping up a piece of poop like spaghetti, I'm sorry. I'd just like to say that before we go. I'm glad you apologized. I think we moved past this, right? Yeah. I think we can move forward. I'm okay. Okay.

When we were on the flight, not to go back to the flight, but to go back to the flight. We were on the flight when we were landing, there was some crazy turbulence, and the flight attendant came on the intercom. Well, they came on the intercom one time, and they were like, there's going to be some turbulence where we're landing, so everyone, like, sit down and strap in, and then, like, there was some crazy turbulence. And a minute later, they were like, there's going to be some even crazier turbulence. so stay sat down and stay strapped in and also if you have a baby like hold them really tight yeah

and if you don't have a baby grab a Bible just an instant like prophetic flash of a band scene from final destination why are you proud of that why are you that's okay no I didn't want to I didn't want to finish talking

no I'm sorry I said basically what I thought was funny and it was completely paved over by Patrick showing a picture that no one else can see oh is the picture of Caleb crying and it says I'm proud of this now Cameron's crying

Wait Come on Pat Look at I mean You just ruined his story I'm in my evil era now You fucking look at him Yep

You ruined his fuck You're a fucking menace dude I'm sorry My story wasn't funny It's okay Cam It really It was funny But he got interrupted

By this guy putting his phone In your face And I think that's fucking Dispick And now he's giving you Don't look to your right. Don't look to your right right now. Don't...

There we go. Don't look over there. Don't be tempted. Okay, now you can look. No. No, he pulled you. Yep. He held up the middle finger and then he switched to the pinky.

You can't cry because Phil is going to... Oh yeah. Phil's looking at you like you're at a bird. Phil, Phil needs you to... Oh, no, he's stretching. He's warming up, dude. Dude, the cone is killing me, bro. He's coming over.

He's trying to give you emotional support. He's so shitty with the cone. I made you so cry. It's coming up. I made you so sad. That's right, buddy. Yay! We're back.

It's cone. It's cone, yes. So we had to, we were in North Carolina, and then Caleb had to go home a day early because Phil got neutered. He has no, zero nuts. They didn't let you keep it, right? No, penis. Yeah, he keeps his penis. No, the nuts?

I didn't ask for the nuts. You didn't ask for him? I think you said you were going to. I forgot. I didn't even go. I didn't even go. I didn't even drop them off. You know how with every, like, imagine, okay, look right there. You see the corn broom and shit and the rug and everything. Don't say I have a corn brook. People don't need to know this shit about me, dude. Can you just say, yeah, right next to the 60-66-inch flat screen and then right next to this original Rothko painting, right? No, that's, that betrays me. No, right next to the Dolby 5.1 digital, right next to the fucking giant ass.

Right next to this neon St. Polly girl. That's right. Sign. Right, right next to the foam spray cave kind of texture that I put on the wall. Yeah. So right underneath that. I actually got a man cave in here. I think there's one section, one corner of it.

All this like, all these candlesticks and shit. Imagine right there, a jar of your dog's pickled nuts. Are they red? What if, what if I're red like beasts? I'm pickling it with other stuff. Yeah, yeah. You're making like garcinia. Yeah, exactly.

With your dogs nuts. There's like carrots. And imagine it. Imagine it right there. It would go amazing with your home's aesthetic. It would be kind of cool. I didn't even think about it, honestly. I was so thinking about other things that I didn't even think to say, can you put these in formaldehyde and let me look at them at night?

Yeah. And I probably would have put googly eyes on him. Yeah. That would have been such a good thing to have. I also feel like he's definitely been lacking vital energy, vital male energy, since he's been neutered. Well, you can just put testosterone in his food. Well, but what I was thinking, can you? With dogs?

You can just put male enhancement stuff in his food. Just like extends and shit? Yeah, extends like my brother, my younger brother used to have these pills. They were red pills that were just like testosterone. It was called male testosterone plus. For a dog? No, for a guy. Oh.

But you could just break up those pills and hide it in his food. I don't think I'm going to do that. What I was saying is maybe if he had eaten his own balls, he would, he would, would have at least gotten some of that back. Oh, like, you know, like, a placenta? Yeah, like, just, like, spiritually. Because I'm not even sure it's a hormonal thing. Yeah.

I really just think, like, imagine just having, like, one day your friend was like, do you want to go over here? And you said, yeah. And then you woke up the next day, your balls are just gone. Like, you're going to be feeling pretty bad. But then if he was like, I guess the analogy is more like your parents. Your parents take you to the fair. Yeah.

And then you go into the hall of mirrors. I guess it's less your parents. I guess it's less your parents. That's what your owners. Yeah. Yeah, your master. It's probably your owners or your master, and it's probably that they take you to the vet.

Uh-huh. Okay. And then the vet takes out your balls. I don't like to say master with my dog. But I also don't like to be like, oh, I'm his rescue. They just say owners. Yeah, he's an item. I think, I think that people who, I think you don't,

you should never call yourself your dog's parent. No, that's weird. I think it's really weird. Yeah. No, there's a lot of weirdos who call themselves, who talk about, like, at the dog park, they'll be like, oh, this other person. dog, his parents are over there.

And I'm like, his parents, really? There's two dogs over there? Oh, really? Oh, he lives with two dogs? You fucking idiot. Don't you mean his master? Yeah, don't you mean his master and mistress? They go, yeah. Is the word? Yeah, I guess it is mistress, huh?

What's up? The male or the female. I'm getting fucking boners. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Getting fucking tons of fucking boners from that. Well, think about like the, uh, uh, I'm thinking about them. Okay, so, like, master has an evil connotation to it, but Mistress has a sexy connotation.

Master doesn't have an evil connotation? Yeah, it does. Oh, I've mastered the katana. I'm a chess master. I'm a grand wizard. Well, yeah, but those both have mastered is in past tense, and then chess master has, like, a qualifier. Okay, okay. I'm a master at chess.

Yeah. That's still a qualifier. That's still... What do you tell? Okay, I'm a master of slay. slaves. That's a qualifier team. That's a qualifier. But it is a qualifier. So I guess that I am wrong. I am a master. What if I'm playing chess and I say I am a master chef? And then my slave brings me a martini. Your little house of cars has come tumbling down. Oh, oh. I didn't even know what a master chef was. This guy's a fucking alien. I literally, I literally, I did, I did immediately think you were trying to say master chief. Master chef. Master chief too. Yeah. That's a title. Master Chief. And he's also good. He's also not evil. Yeah. He's fucking maybe

the opposite of evil. I actually can't even think of a single instance where the word master is bad or evil. Jedi Master, true. Yeah, Sith Lord. Well, Sith Jedi Masters. See, Lord is got to be Lord. Lord. Lord is pretty evil. Yeah. You might be in so fucking royal trouble. Who's a Lord? Christopher Gist. Really? He's a Lord? Yeah, Lord of fucking alternative

comedy. Yeah. A Lord of Mumblecord mockumentary. Yeah. Is it Mumblecore? Yeah, no, it's not mumblecore. No. Mumblecore was invented by creep. Yeah. Is Mumblecore a Mumblecore movie?

The first Mumblecore horror. Creep is what people, creep, peep, peep, peep, peep, creep is what people call Mumble gore, believe it or not. Isn't that horrible? Is that true? That's completely true. People, there is a, a quote, subgenre, a quote, subgenre of horror film called Mumble Gore. Silver Linings playbook, Fumblecore. This is about football.

Yeah. B-movie, Bumblecore. Rumblecore would be like Moonfall or 2012. Or bad boys. Oh, I thought you meant like Rumble's like a 1950s fight. No, that's... And not bad boys like Martin Lawrence,

bad boys like Sean Penn. West Side Story. Million dollar baby. That's Rumblecore. A million dollar baby, Stumblecore. Stumble core. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Got a grumpy dwarf.

The Water Boy? Gumbo Cor. It takes place on the bayou. I would say that Pacific Rim is Gundam Corps. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. What else do we got in here?

Condom core is on all that stuff on porn. Jack and Mary make a porno. Uh-huh. That could be it too. Come and her d'all core. What else? Gumbo Corr. I would say,

I would say, any movie that you watch at a regal or AMC theater is comfort core. Uh-huh. That's right. Those big nice seats. Also, comfort core, what's that, the fucking... Uniclo.

Yeah. That's comfort core. Holy crap, those fucking fit me well. Those Uniclo's socks are great. Yep. I straight up, I'd never wore anything from Uniclo before. We can't do any, as a fucking, we can't wear those clothes if you're not like 100 pounds. Yeah.

Uniclo clothes. Oh, no, they hug me in all the wrong ways. But I bought a suit there for a wedding, and it looked good on me. Really? Yeah. They do make clothes for fat guys now. Wow, really. That's big for Uniclo.

Yeah. I used to walk into Uniclo when I was a little tad bit heavier. I'd walk into Uniclo, and I'd be... Well, they're making oversized stuff. I'd be sitting there, and I'd say, hey, where's the men's section? He's like, the whole thing's men, buddy. Wow. The whole floor is men's.

I say... They got that giant uniclo. You want me to wear blue? What? They got that giant Uniclo in Boston. Wednesday's a giant. Pretty big. Two floors, it's pretty big.

Two floors vertically, but not... Yeah, I guess you're right. Two floors, vertically is not that big. Yeah, but horizontally it'd be huge. Horizontally, two floors? Yeah, that'd be really huge. That'd be endlessly... Yeah, that's really impressive stuff.

Yeah. What's that other? Mugi? Mugi I like a lot. Mugi is the best. Mugi I used to go into Mugi and take a nap on the bean bed chair. Wait, which Mugi did you take a nap? take a nap during.

Newbury. Mugi on Newbury. No, which Mugi were you watching at Newbury? Oh, my God. He's doing wordplay at you. Wait. Do you think it's called a Mugi? Think about his wordplay first.

Oh, I think what's called a Mugi. No, the emoji movie. Yeah, go ahead. Try that one. Try and make that fucking make sense in your little world. Imuji movie. Fucking asshole. You mean the Amovie Mugi?

There is no way. He has to be kidding, right? He's too quick. he's just fucking That was so fast He was too fast And he's too quick like a cheetah You're quick like a cheetah

You're quick like a cheetah What are you seriously talking Do you fell asleep during the emoji Yeah well I actually never even saw the Amovi Moji I saw Reckett Ralph That's kind of a series In the emoji movie That's right

Oh Ralph at rack Yeah what What emoji does he play Fucking sexual misconduct emoji I don't even remember TJ Miller that's the movie Is he the main character? He's the main character

He's the movie Meh Wait, ma is the main character The emoji's not smile No, it's Matt His name is Gene If you guys If there was an emoji movie

About your recently used emojis It would be the main character Let's take a look Mine would be everybody let's go Mine would be this guy Think curious one Thinker Yeah

Thinker I'm gonna get some water while you find this Can you get me some water too? Okay so my The main character would be Star Eyes emoji Really? Star Eyes You use that often?

I use that a lot Mine is just grinning Mine is normal grinning. And then a neutral-faced emoji would be the second character, and then the heart-hands one would be third place. Is it go down or across? Down. Down? Okay, so mine is...

And then laughing? Mine is grinning, swearing, and grinning. Basketball clown. There's a basketball clown emoji? I write a movie right now based on those characters. Okay, so the starry-ey-ey-ey-eye. The main character, starry-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey. He has...

He's blind. What? No, he's not. He's blind because his eyes are made out of stars. But he can only see the world through music, because his name is music, right? His name is music. Uh-huh. And his mom...

Wait, what? Wait, this is the plot of music. Well, okay. Hold on. I just watched that. Starry eyes? I just watched the movie Music by Sia. So let me just, okay, let me start over.

Okay. So the starry-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-se guy, his, okay, so he's blind, but he's also deaf and mute. And then his teacher teaches him how to say water, that's the Helen Keller biopic. Hold on. Okay. My most recently used are skull. The skull. Just to get an idea of what kind of text I send. A skull emoji, fire emoji, 100 emoji, and goat emoji.

I do a lot of commenting on basketball Instagram posts. Nice. I work for rap TV. Starry eyes is blind. No, maybe I should go. Okay, so Starry-Eyes is a little boy in London, and he meets his friend Bernie Taup. Nope. That's Rocket Man.

All right. Your movie is canceled. I can't do it. You write my movie. What would your movie Moji be about? Okay, let me pull up my list here real quick. All right. So basically, my first one's a smiler.

The complete grinner. So maybe the first. what's up just something Matt texted us it's really good okay it'd be a smileer okay so this I guess is

here's my okay I'll just run through the plot of my movie really really quick well you just said movie but yeah well you guys taught me what it was okay I'm basically your teacher slash master slash owner sure

whoo okay so basically there's a guy and he's smiling grinning with his eyes open and his mouth open grinning. Yeah. Then he swears. Okay.

Something happens that makes him say, and dollar number percent. So he stubs his toe. Yeah, he stubs his toe. But then he grins again, this time with his eyes and mouth both closed. Wow.

And then his heart, so I'm seeing, there's a heart emoji, so maybe something happens to his heart, and then the next one's neutral. So maybe his heart, it flat lines, like the flat line of the mouth.

And then his eyes go wide and he blushes, the blood is rushing to his head. And then he's gritting his teeth here As he's having a heart attack And then he's very sad Or it could be This could also just be he's in a coma or dead

And he's smirking and smiling Oh, that's good Yeah, maybe he's having a dream in the coma Oh, okay And then he's frowning again So maybe he's... So he woke, maybe a bad dream too Yeah, and then oh well then we got an eyes

Open emoji so that's him waking up from the coma And then he's sweating Because he probably You probably sweat when you wake up from a coma You wake up in a sweat You wake up in a sweat, you wake up in a sweat You build up sweat the whole time. And then I'm seeing, and there's a ghost.

No. Wait, is it his or someone else? No, I think a ghost just says boo. Okay. This movie sucks. Well, then it's a Halloween. Yeah, it's Halloween and he dresses up in sunglasses for Halloween. Okay, wait.

You pointed out of Jack Lantern said it's a Halloween. Have us guess the movie, have us guess the movie based only on the emojis. Okay. Halloween emoji. Halloween. Trick or treat? Yes. Caleb was right.

That's close Okay, all right This is for an upcoming movie That's not out yet Okay Smile, okay Smile Okay, that's right

Okay There's a movie One in one There's a movie called smile What kind of shit is going on these days? So Caleb went home a day early We didn't know what to do When we were in North Carolina for a day

Because they basically We didn't have us to exist when I'm not around We didn't know what to do Because we didn't have a car Yeah we had to Uber everywhere And walk places And we didn't really know It was good to do

So we went to the movie You didn't take a wave bus, bro? I don't know what that is. That's a public transit. Why didn't you tell us about any of this stuff? We didn't, we're not from Wilmington. We don't know what to do. I have to do everything for you.

No, I mean, we were fine. We didn't ask you because we didn't need you. Yeah. I just don't need you like roasting us or anything. Okay. So there's no roasting. Just don't. He doesn't have a haircut.

He grew it all out. Okay, with that ye ye yee ass haircut? I gave myself this haircut. I gave myself this haircut months ago. Let's see if we get a third one. Oh. Can he do it? I did it on myself. I bought clippers and I did it myself.

I do remember when you walked into me in Cam's bedroom and you had the clippers and we said, Oh, Oh, Christ. I walked into your bedroom? And then when he turned around and then he turned around and then he turned around and walk out and we saw that back and I just went like this. Yeah. Oh, honey. Oh, it looks great.

Honey. Where did you do it? And I remember I walked into the bathroom in the trash can fully your fucking hair. Right? and I was like, he's going to look so bad for school. I made, I gave myself a buzz cut. And I said, and it's picture day. It's picture day.

And my daughter has a yee-y-ass haircut that she gave herself. She's not, the fate is fucking ruined. I did a wave check on my daughter and it's, it's, it's, okay. I gave myself the haircut and then, like, I was walking, I saw, like, the back of my head. Oh my God, we have a list today? Yeah. All right. I saw the back of my head, like, walking by a, like, a storefront.

And I was like, oh, Jesus, fucking Christ. I left, like, a huge chunk on my neck. And I had to, like, I walked into, like, a barber. It feels, I will say the nice thing about shaving your head bald is that you can, you feel exactly, you know exactly what it feels like, what it looks like based on how it feels. Yeah. No, I, I know. I used to shave my head bald all the time. Okay.

Keep saying this lie. Here's a, here is a website that I found that will be, I think, go doing a few things from. Ghost Street. Ghoststreet. blogspot.com And I have two lists Two companion You look honestly a little bit

Like you have a yeeat haircut right now So why don't you like Cameron finish this intro Two companion lists from this website here That's okay, I'll wait I look like a who A little bit I got who hair You have a little bit of a who hair

Kind of three different points I gotta get a haircut so bad I didn't realize it looks You sound like a who With that yee-y-y-ass, who-nows You got that ye-y-e-y-ass pointed who-nows Are you guys excited for the chair of cheer this year? They don't have list

They have a chair of cheer What are you talking about? And what do you eat as a who? Who hash? Roast beast And who hash And who hash? No fucking

But mainly roast Mainly roast beast. Yeah, now you look like Now wow you look just like a who. You have a piece of tape. I can do the rest of the episode as a who. Yeah, let's go get a piece of tape for that. As if I'm fucking made of tape.

No, then you'd be a tape, man. You wouldn't be a who. That's true. Okay. We should do that podcast at my house more often. I'm having fun. It's like the old days. King in the castle.

It doesn't feel like it's work. No. Normally it feels like such work. It's fucking, oh my God. It feels like work. Now today, it feels like a day of play. which is a great title for the I really really want to do

these lists because I think these are some of the best lists I found a really long time so I'm going to start the list now we've had too much of a day of play we have to go to work at you so this there's two companion lists here

from this website so first one that we'll start with is called what does this have to do with ghosts it's not a ghost website it's just there's some ghost stuff on there get to eventually, okay? There's a lot of stuff on this website.

We're starting with this list today. It's all right. It's called, husband like suck your breast. It's eight amazing benefit for wife. Wow. Yeah. And here's the,

the opening paragraph here says, husband like suck your breast, it's eight amazing benefit for wife. Breast is one erotic area that could pose a major stimulus for sex. Therefore, woman's husband often sucks the breast in order to get satisfaction and enhance.

Benefits suck the breast, not to increase sexual desire, but also very beneficial for women is inhaled by the baby of your husband. Can you zoom in on the website a little bit? I just want to get down there and fucking inhale those things. I know. Oh, my God.

I want to go down there like Kirby and turn into a boob. That's, oh, my God. Yes. I want to suck a boob so hard I turn into a boob like curdie. You fit a whole boob in the entire thing in your mouth. That'd be awesome. That would be crazy.

You could do it What if I got startled And I bit it off Stuff it in there Just stuff that in Your mouth Joey chestnut I bet he could fit a big boom

That lady who has the world's biggest mouth She could put her own booms in She probably could do that Just make her eat Just giant sandwiches I don't know if they make her do that They make her eat If you got a mouth that big

People are going to make you eat some crazy stuff Eat this can of spray paint She does That would fit Husband like suck your breast It's eight amazing benefit for wife Eight benefits provided by wife When you suck breasts

One We got this photo here Yeah so it's a photo of a man and woman in bed It's not a photo of sucking breasts But it looks like it's about to happen It could be about to happen Let's just see it Number one

Improved your sex drive wife Without this technique during sex May reduce sex drive his wife Not only that The process of making love Would be very boring And wife becomes Less in joy

because the breast has many points of sensitivity. In fact, in some situations, lubricants, she does not go out. Lubricans, she does not. Lubricans, she does not go out? Because of lack of stimulation, causing his wife pain when performed penetration. Pain when performed penetration? So, they're saying that your wife will have a bigger hole. She'll lubricate.

If you shove her breast in your mouth. Yeah. Yeah. How did you... I want to know how you found this website. I found this website by the ghost content on here. And then while I was looking for more ghost stuff, I came across a bunch of stuff on this website

that was not ghost related at all. I don't like suck your breast. Yeah, that makes sense. Well, unless this website unless this article was written by a ghost. The woman's, you know what, if you put her boobies your nose into your mouth,

then maybe her you know what goes, wow, whoa, whoa, wow, wow, wow. Yeah. Maybe that's how. Woo-woo. That's how hurt, that's a sound. You should be able to put a ringtone in your wife.

Like tooth tunes. Yeah. And when you're fucking, you hear like... But that's the thing. You have to have it at the right angle. I'm a star boy. That was the problem with tooth tunes. You had to really press them.

If you didn't press them up against your tooth. Yeah, you got to hit it at the right angle. And then you hear... Be awesome. I would have sex way more often. Yeah. Well, that's the other problem. It starts over.

They should do something like that in women so that you know if you're doing good or not. Yeah. Because you're just like, yeah, I'm probably just not doing all that good. I'm going down there. I'm trying to write water down there like I'm Helen Keller. Yeah. And if you're... But if you're hearing like, you know...

If you're down there and you're hearing, New York, I love you, but you're bringing me down. That might... Like, if you hear that when you're doing good, right? And then you hear, like, maybe a car alarm when you're bad. Or, here's an altered it idea. That's kind of the opposite. You know, the game, Operation. Yeah.

Maybe you're doing something wrong, and your entire body goes... Oh, and her nose turns big red. Yeah, but it goes, but you would feel it up your body as well. I don't want to feel any pain, so this idea is bad. It wouldn't be pain. It would just be allowed... It's not even painful for her? Maybe it is.

It's an idea that's being workshopped. By three geniuses. By three guys in the sex. industry, huh? I would say we're roughly in the set. We're sex industry adjacent. We could go to the AVA and X-Bel and probably get a booth. Definitely.

I mean, I act like a fucking slut. I'm so slutty, I showed the top of my head. Yeah, that's fucking sweaty as fuck. You were so slutty, you wanted to look more like a penis. And I did a pretty damn good job, I think. I even have, like, a nice, like, giant head that looks like a penis head. You should get, you should get a line on top of your head. What do I should get a line?

Who do I go to me? Oh, put a line in my head. Um, you could go to a line. a guy with a permanent marker or you could go to a tattoo artist. I think that's a pretty... No, we don't want a tattoo. You said a line. That's true. You couldn't get a tattoo of a line. That's my bad. We could get a tattoo of a line, but I couldn't get a line. Well, if you would say, for example, when you're getting a tattoo, you might say, I'm getting a skull on my arm. You can get a line on your head. No, it's a tattoo of a skull. But you said put a line on my head.

You could put a line also just put a line on your head. Some abstract, uh, 2014, hipster ass tattoo on your head. I should get a mustache on the top of my head. I should get a mustache on the top of my head. head at a bad angle. Yeah. A 45 degree angle. A 45 degree angle mustache is on the top of my head. Check this out.

Pretty smart. That looks like I have a mustache on my head. Look when I hold it up. It looks like I have a mustache on my head. Wait, wait. Put your face. Put your face behind my head. That's genius, dude.

Number two. Can detect any abnormalities in the, breast wife. Yeah. By manipulation of the breast area, then unwittingly, husband had helped his wife to conduct early detection of breast cancer. If abnormalities, then you and your partner will immediately take action as early detection of breast cancer.

Is that the OBGYN does when you go? He puts his mouth. No, I'm old school. Put your tits in his mouth? Yeah, I do. Oh, what is it turned for you have? This is an old pioneer technique. I still use

That tastes like cancer I'm a holistic OBGYN. Yeah, that tastes exactly like a tumor. I kind of feel like acupuncture is kind of close to that. These acupuncture has got to be doing something with women's rear ends. Yeah. Like putting a needle in their butt? Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, I think so. This is the area in your body where if I put a needle in, it will actually help make a red dot on your skin. That's kind of an outcome. This will be the effect is The effect of this area. How do they not bleed when you put...

Have you ever had acupuncture done? No. It's like a tattoo. It's not going all the way in. I bleed when I get tattooed. You can bleed when you get tattooed. I've never bled when I'm going to... Some people...

Some people... Some people... I've played this thin. So, yeah, both of those don't count. I've bled when I've had tattoos. Some people bleed when they get when they get vaccines and stuff too. I do. Really?

Do you actually? My body is already trying to get that shit out of there. Yeah. Toxic shit. I've trained my body to, as soon as they put it in, it's already, I squeeze it back out, just so they have it on file, but I know that my body's pure. That's right. It's like taking your meds, right?

You put it on, you know, I haven't taken it under your tongue. I hide the microchip under one muscle, and then I'll pop it out, straight pop by, pop my bicep out. And I'm getting a good pump, too. It's exactly like the shark tooth and the woman king. The movie Cameron and I saw that. Shark tooth in the woman king. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you wouldn't get it unless you saw the woman king.

You just see this yesterday? No, I don't worry about it. We're just going to move on to the next thing on the list because he's kind of harsing the vibe of us talking about our movie that we like. I've been the vibe, man. No, we were just trying to talk about a movie that we liked and you're like, what's that? It's our new favorite. I just want to move on. Yeah, we like talking to people who know the movie.

Yeah, and we shared popcorn in the movie, too. You only like talking to people who know the movie? Yeah. Okay, well, I don't know. I'm sorry. And who shared popcorn, too. Well, no, I, what's it called you? Shark Tooth and the Woman?

king or woman king it's called right who was oh you saw it wait oh i think i'm i'm trying to i think i've actually seen that movie when did you see it um pretty recently actually really one yeah like two three days ago maybe really i think i saw it yeah i think so who's your favorite character um i thought all the characters what was your favorite kingdom i thought all the characters did a great job and there is no kingdom in it so it proves that i completely did not completely did not see it or there is a kingdom sorry i watch it in a different language it wasn't called a kingdom It was called, I don't even remember. It was in a language that I've never even heard of.

I punched a dub. But I actually really thought the movie was really good, so it's fine for us to keep hanging out and talking. Okay. Okay, did you share popcorn with us when you saw it? I think I did. Yeah, I think I did. Oh.

All right. I guess I can trust him. Yeah, I wouldn't expect him to lie to me, I guess. He wouldn't be a liar. saw the movie wouldn't be a liar like uh yeah i mean well now that like the oyo kingdom exactly now that we all here have seen it i mean we can discuss like i thought that the the k the oil kingdom when they rode horses i was like get those horses out of this kingdom yeah get that horses when they when the horses originally rode into the kingdom i was like bad news yeah bad news is coming

and that and i was right and what did you think what did you think of the um the the rapist character i think either way you know it could be could be portrayed either way. Yeah. Really? With most stuff in the movie. Which, what do you mean by either way? A lot of it could, a lot of it.

What did you think about them, uh, stop that they, the idea that they wouldn't sell people anymore and they would actually start selling palm oil? Well, here's what I got. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got them, right? Everyone's got one. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

So, that's my thoughts on the movie, so, or not so far, because I already finished it. but that's pretty much my thought on that film you know and the director you know a lot of people have a lot to say about them and i don't really i just don't have that much to say and the movie itself the script i thought was really in the location the locations were all me of what da homie yeah that was good too yeah um i thought there was a lot of just you know a lot i i had a lot of takeaways and maybe i'm not fully i've fully processed the whole thing sure yeah there's a lot to There's a lot to talk about with that movie, I guess. So we could do it on the next episode.

We could do a full, yeah, yeah, we'll do a full deep dive. I think if we turn into a, we think we should turn into a movie's review. Fully movies only? Yeah, I think maybe movies only. And that's what it would be called. Number three, can smooth the flow of blood. By sucking the breast and perform massage of the breast will make the blood flow to the breast wife to be smooth.

So could your partner's breast still tight and will not loose again? Suck the breast can also relieve stress in well. women. Yeah, I love getting a breast massage. Is there fucking blood and boobies? Yeah, I guess so. It's fucking disgusting. There's also white milk. Oh, that's amaze balls. No, the balls have white jizz. Oh. Wait, what? You're thinking of amazed boobs.

That's amazed boobs. That's amazed boobs. Number four is can tighten facial skin. Whoa. I'll tell you this much. My loose wife needs this badly. Because of the time of sucking the breast during sex will make the movements of the muscles in the wife's face. It is good for the sport faces that aims to tighten the skin and must. Russell's wife's facial area. Yeah, so if you have a sporty wife. Okay. I guess my wife is decently tennis-like.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she could play a sport. Okay, so this might be useful to you. Maybe I'll tighten her face. My wife constantly has yellow beads of sweat because of how much gatorade she drinks. Really?

Yeah, and she's constantly in black and white, and the beads of sweat are in color. Wow, that's interesting. Is the bottle in color? Yes. Oh. My wife... But she's in black and white. My wife's skin is so loose that she looks like a de-gloved apple.

So I think I might use this technique to try and... That's right. Yeah. You know what's when you come home and you see your wife and she looks like the skin that fell off of the rotisserie chicken? Yeah, she looks... I get home and I'm like, oh my mom's skin today? And I'm like, I forgot that I bought a Salvador Dali painted. Yeah.

I hate it when my wife sheds her skinner and leaves her. are you malting? My God. Yeah, you know, it's my wife's time of the moment she's molting. Yeah, you know, I love her to death. Just seeing a full, just like, I love her to death, but I could do.

A full respect the pouch, just like defundated fucking. I love my wife, but I can do without the skin on the floor. Yeah, listen, we all love wives. Look, she leaves her skin on the floor. I come out of the shower. The skin gets wet.

I slip, I'm almost hit my head on the side of the tub. Mm-hmm. Number five. Train the balance of the heart With breast-sucking wife We'll make the heartbeat faster than normal It is good to practice healthy heart rhythm

So you're making I mean is it You speed up her heart by the... I think it's you suck in and out to kind of And you're trying to suck her heart Out of her boob Like it's the Temple of Doom I want to suck your boob

You're You're sucking the boob And you're going Kalima Kalima And this makes her And this makes her heart go into your mouth, like, through a portal. You suck it out like Temple of Doom.

Like when it pops out of a cartoon. It's like fully, it's kind of a heart shape tube that goes all the way back of skin. Yeah. Or a fur. You can hear the SpongeBob guitar going, da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da. I love the SpongeBob guitar. I've been meaning to learn to play it.

Number six. And little one with the four strings. Increase contractions after childbirth. Increase contractions after childbirth and smooth the bolt. when menstrual pain arrived. Well, this is very interesting. Turned out to suck the breast can prevent the occurrence

of active bleeding after childbirth. Suchness performed will be made so that the maximum contraction of blood vessels in the uterus that had been wedged open back and make the blood stops. Menstrual pain has got to be hard a. Honestly, women are fucking metal.

Yeah. Nature is kind of metal, too. Nature is metal for women's bodies. Metal as fuck. Women's bodies are made out of metal. Hey, at least the ones I talk to. I'm talking to a sex robot. Does exist already?

Yeah. They're made out. They're metal. Boston Dynamics. They have a, when they do a sex robot that can twerk, holy shit. Well, right now all they can do is gyrate. If they can do a twerking Boston Dynamics robot with a brown metal ass, it'd be fucking awesome.

I'm going to go through these last two really fast so we can get to the other companion list here. So this is seven reducing pain during menstruation. At the time of menstrual pain, sucking at the breast, we're able to distract the woman from the pain that is, belt. On the other breast suction, when the contractions become painful menstruation, will make the maximum forcing impure blood to be released. And number eight, losing weight with suction the baby through breastfeeding. With breastfeeding, it will accelerate your return to your ideal body shape originally because there will be a fat burning calories while

breastfeeding the baby. So it's great for your healthy diet. So that's an easy way to cut if you're like an IFBBBB pro trying to make a bodybuilding competition is to have a baby suck your breast. Yeah. So that's really good to know. I don't even know that. There are a few comments here that are mostly links in other languages. Well, I like this one though, go up a little bit. Yeah. Smaller breasts provide females a beautiful look. Make your breasts smaller and firmer with the use

of natural supplement. It is effective. Interesting. Okay, I'm going to move to the second list here that we have. It's called Five Technique, How to Breast Sucking to Not Injury. So is this, are you trying to get, who's getting the breast or the injury? Is it

the sucky or the sucker? You're sucking the breast to prevent. injury in your life. Yeah, and I think that, so now, so first we learned that, we learned the benefits of husbands of husbands suck wife breast, and now maybe if you would like to implement some of these benefits in your life, we can learn how to do that safely without causing injury to either the husband mouth or wife breast. So this is women's breast sucking techniques.

Your head's too big. To not injury. Yeah, it is way too big. That looks crazy. It looks insane. Oh, my God. Put some Chad Muscoflare on it. You look crazy.

You're jealous of my hat, new hat. It's a cool hat. I got a cool new hat, too. No. What was your new hat? I can't say what it was, but we bought it in North Carolina. Number one, suction nipple or ariola down to the black part around the nipple. This is done so that you not only do the manipulation of the nipple so that you make the nipples become sore,

but it by sucking up ariola area, then your partner will be able to enjoy and not feel sick at all. Areola area Areola area So that's useful to know In a corn maze gonna scare ya Holy shit Dressed up like a scarecrow In a scarier

Dirty jobs like a micro Holy fuck dude Aerola area Damn he unlocked in Eminem ability A pig bull style terrier Oh my god Keep going keep going I got some poop coming from my deria

Okay keep going You have two more bars you got to do to finish the And I'm in the I ain't coming out You're supposed to keep rhyming You just started saying Because my foot got the gout Are you like come

What? Bad case of gout Really sounded for a second Like he was just like Trying to sneak in Coming out to us I got something to tell you later In the middle

The middle of the impression So you can actually save a woman You can suck up all the ariola Yeah The black air. area. And get it all. What is the black area?

What sounded like Don Knotts for a second? What is the black area? What is the black area of the ariola? Why? What is the black area? Number two. Do palpability in the other breast that is not you smoke. Do palpitania.

If you know for sure about the shape of your partner's breasts, then if there are abnormalities such as tumors arising in the breast area, you were the first to know. So that remedial action can be done immediately. Okay, so it's like remedial. So we already heard that. It's a prevention technique is sucking your woman's breath. But this is the word I'm familiar with. The other one, you know, is this one says immediately.

So I think you might be the person taking out the tumor. Remedial is a word I'm very familiar with. A lot of my classes were remedial. Okay, that's perfect. I think what they're saying here is it's so easy a caveman could do it. Right. Oh, really? Yeah.

Listen, cavemen, if you're listening, stay away from my. fucking wife's breasts. That's not your job. That's mine. Stay away from my cave. Cave women. Stay away from my fire. What's up?

Yeah. What's going on? What's up? What's up with it? I bet that thing smells like PlayStation Air. Do you think, do you think, shouldn't,

just for fairness, you know, shouldn't a woman also have to suck your balls to see if you have bulk or testicular cancer? Yeah. And your asshole to see if you have polyps? Getting your balls sucked hurts.

Who's sucking your damn ball so hard? Frigan Nunu from the telotubbies? Yeah, what the fuck is up? What the fuck is up, boy? I was going to say Henry the vacuum. Damn, we just got your ass. Damn, getting sucked by Nunu! Oh, shoot!

Oh my God. Nah, not him getting snoo, snoo from Nunu. Holy, not Berto sucking, yo, date. Double TV reference. Yep. That's the noise it would make when Berto sucked. Yeah. Yeah, and also the noise you made before.

Yeah. It doesn't hurt to get your balls sucked. It's got to feel good, man. I'm not even going to finish this. It's like, damn, my balls are getting... I mean, it doesn't feel good on your balls, but in your head you're like, word. My balls, man.

There's this, like, old, there's, like, an interview show for skaters. It was called Weekend Buzz, and there's this guy... I bet that's awesome. Austin Gillette talked about getting a ball coozy. Yeah? Which is when you put your balls in hot water, and the woman just blows into it with a... Straw.

Nice. That guy should work for Urban Dictionary. Yeah. Yeah. He works for Globe footwear and he made a skatable Chelsea boot. He's a globalist? Yep. Yeah, big surprise there.

Yeah. Globalist skateboarder ruining the country by making scalable Chelsea boot. Yeah, and inventing new fucking out-of-marriage ball technique. Yeah. Fuck that. Number three. Perform breast squeeze technique is also important when you suck the breast of your partner. By squeezing, then you can know your partner feel pain or not.

If pain is felt towards the breast area, a menstruasi, then it was reasonable. Menstruosi. However, if the pain is felt at any time and not be bearable, then you should immediately consult a doctor. So the one way to avoid injury when you're sucking your wife's breast is if you squeeze it so hard that it hurts,

that will injure her. Did they, were they trying to spell menstruation and then... No, menstruasi, it's a... It's a type of... It's like an ancient science. No, it's a martial art. Oh, that's...

Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, it's a martial art. Ancient science. Is this like alchemy? Yeah. Number four. Perform techniques to manipulate the nipple pair. Occasionally do pencubitin.

The goal is that you find out whether the size of nipple one and the nipple two, equal or symmetrical or not. Besides, extortion is also done if the nipple ooze pus or blood when pinched. In cases of breast cancer will bleed nipple. and pus. So you should immediately conduct an intensive examination. Have you ever seen those pictures of women? A woman who survived heart, pubes is just a kind of hair,

that's a good line. Have you ever seen those women who get their breasts removed but then also get their nipples removed? Yeah. That's got to just hurt and be kind of odd. I've seen people who just get the nipples removed. Nipples are pretty much useless, but that's got to feel, I mean, I want

them still. If I had the option to be born with or without, I'd choose with. what is this i'm trying to figure out what pen cubitin means what did it just say it's when you were typing that it said he will pay whoa pinkubit is latin and in english it as you type it okay so i have detect language on i'm typing in pen cubitin okay i've got pen it's saying pen okay and then pen p nc pink that means five

and then it moves to uh penku which is pen in javanese then we have pencub which is just pencub and then we and then I add an I or at pencuby and it means squirt vulgar in Chinese simplified Chinese and then I add a T pencubit and in Latin it is he will pay squirt vulgar he will pay and then I press A and we have pencubite it means pencubite and then I add an N and now it means airbrush pen altar in Chinese holy fuck squirt vulgar squirt vulgar that That must be perform techniques to manipulate the nipple pair occasionally do squirt vulgar.

That has to be the only one that makes sense, right? Occasionally he will pay. Yeah, I guess you're right. Occasionally do he will pay. But this isn't a Chinese website, right? I don't think so. Maybe it's translated from Chinese. Who knows?

Number five, the last one is massage the breast while sucking wife's breast are also very important. Thus making the blood flow in the breast area to be smooth. If done in nursing mothers will make milk more smoothly. and avoid engorgement. Moreover, it's possible to massage will make the breast becomes tighter. Oh, I love a tight breast.

Yeah, just like you can fucking pop a quarter off of it. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they do in the female army every morning. The female army? Yeah, they check if you can bounce a quarter off your breast. We should make a movie about like a guy. A guy who like sneaks into the female army.

The woman king too. Army so that he can. Oh, my God. Genius. Or we could go undercover. Not undercover, janitors, or we could hide in the laundry and stuff and see what kind of female army stuff they do. Yeah.

Pretty smart. So it's like Porky's, but in the female army? Yeah. Yeah. It's like the opposite of Moulon. Well, what would that be called? The Female Army. If Porkies is about, if Porky's is about camp and doing panty rides.

Well, female Army fun. Panty rides. Fubar, female underwear, the Boys Army, really watching that. Yeah. Are you ready? yeah are you female underwear boys army situation normal all female army all exchange

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