Podcast About List - Ep. 210 - Try to Find a Better Son

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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Come in, come in, come in, and we see a butt. All the bounce to the ball list. You're really crap monster. So, yeah, I saw. Apparently, there's fucking drama in the fucking dry guy. There's drama between the try guys, apparently. I've always seen it's kind of our sister show. I've always seen them as our rivals.

I kind of seen them as our brothers show, more than a sister show. I look like the Eugene. Which one is his name? What's Eugene? Really? What? The Asian guy is named Eugene. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know which one's which. I just, I saw Eugene was trending. Eugene was trending? Eugene was trending. Okay, I'm going to Google Eugene Tri-Gy. I think, okay, so I saw Eugene was trending, right? And then I read that Eugene is the Asian try guy.

Okay, then I don't look like him, but I saw that. You already said, you already see it. Yeah, you can't take that back. You already said that. Okay, you know what? And you're showing photos of him. Eugene, I think if you put me through a couple filters, I could look like that. Guys, Ned cheated with his wife, says gawker.

And Eugene said that Ned would cheat on his wife on the lie detector test episode is what I read. Holy fuck. There's some serious news here. According to Sportskeeda, there's a headline here. Who is Alexandria Herring? Ned Fulmer, alleged cheating controversy explained as Twitter reacts with disbelief. Yeah, her last name is Herring. I mean, fucking disbelief that these are.

try guys was it an episode of the try guys was trying some more some new pussy yeah that's what yeah i don't think it was trying not to come into a new girl he did a really bad job he was trying not to yeah well we don't know what if he can't we need to ask him if he came i know that he came i think he was a scientific myth buster style i could thought there was a photo of him i could tell by the sheen on his face that he came i think sheen isn't that one of the guys in the try guys no that's one of the guys in the jimmy neutron oh you're right what about carl that's also he's a The TRIGai Neutron?

Fuck. What about Jimmy Neutron? That might be a try guy. I'm not a 100%. I think they both are, have a guy. I think what we need to do, I think we need to get this wimp, Ned on this show. Hash it out. How's he a wimp, dude?

He's fucking beautiful women on the side. Off the track. Yeah. Hey, girl, I'm one of the triagas. He has a built-in, fucking, like, built-in pickup line. Yeah. I want to try your. Yeah, I want to try you.

This week on Try Guys, you. Yeah. Yeah, we're all going to try you. Do you think they've ever quadrupled teamed? No. A woman? Why? I think they're wimps.

Why do you think they're wimps? You think they're wimps? Okay, so the real Tri-Gy guys drama is starting to unfold here. Yeah. You know why I think they're wits? I have beef with them. What's the beef? Look, I don't want to get, this isn't a gossip show.

No, it is now. We started it out as a gossip show. You can't pull back now. Look, look, this isn't a gossip. show and I don't want to get into it but what's the beef tell me one of those guys which one and I won't say

who okay maybe maybe you can just tell by looking at them the wimpiest one doesn't like to share things what at a party share like the women that he's cheating on

share things at a party and I'll leave it at that so you walked in on this guy and he was fucking a woman and no I didn't walk in on him He said, hey, try go. Let me try some of that girl. Yeah. There was, there was Wippets. I saw him.

He tried to get Wippets. He was trying Wippets at the party. And you wanted to. And you wanted to share it. It was a big trying party. It was a big trying party. There was a big trying party. Everyone's trying different things.

Hey, you know what I? They were smoking funny things. They were making love outside of the league. To their favorite song. That's what you should try. You know, I was trying to. And I said, hey, let me try. the whippets.

Well, you know what they say, try, try again. Uh-huh. Well, there is no try. Because he's a wimp. Yeah, there's no trying team. And I'm glad he's getting a difference. You know what I have to say about these guys, these guys try guys? I think these fellas are getting them into getting themselves into so much

trouble with women. I'm saying, hey, fellas, how about you try guys? That's right. I think the one of them does try, or has, I think one of them needs to try girls. That's a different show. I don't know. Okay. Right?

Isn't what I'm getting? I don't think it's possible to tell from looking at any of those guys. Thai guys? Yeah, Thai guys. Like guys from Taiwan? Thailand? Or Thailand? My friend, Ronnie.

You want it? Ronnie from Thailand? Taiwan. He's from Taiwan. He's not really my friend. He's more like my mom's boss. Mower. Mare.

He taught you how to say that. Yeah. He did teach me how to tell my mom she was fired in Taiwanese. Really? It's kind of cool Yeah Has he had to use that before? Is he fired your mom?

No, he didn't fire my mom He just thought it would be funny If you started saying that in Taiwanese Yeah Did I ever tell? I've definitely told this before He came up to me one time It was I was in a

I just got home from I was home visiting From the community college I was going to I was home from the community I was home from my community I was giving back And

And I'd gain some I stopped I'd gained a little bit of weight And he walks up to me He's like, hey, man, are you, is everything all right with you? That's always a nice thing, dude. Yeah, he's like, is everything good? Are you, like, depressed?

Are you depressed? Yeah. And I was just like, what the fuck is this guy doing? I was like, I'm, I'm all right. Why? He's like, oh, you got really fat. Yeah, you got really fat. I was wondering if there's something wrong with you because you're fucking huge.

Yeah, he owned you. You, oh, he got me so good. It's a good big switch there, caring about you just so you can say you're fat. Yeah, yeah. You came back from college and you gained a little weight. When I came back from college, I gained a little weight, wait, wait, don't tell me. Got a little bit of NPR knowledge. Ah.

Yeah, you came back from community corn dogs. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Anything else. Community, all this food. When I ate the community. Yeah, you ate the, yeah, you went into the college, you ate the entire community in a single bite and became hugely fat and you went back.

What university did I go to? I went to the, I went to Golden Corral. Golden Corral, yeah, you went to GCU. GCU, GCU, Go Stallions. GCU. To GCU. I majored in. Golden Corral Unlimited.

That would be so funny if you, like. All you can learn. Oh, my God, dude. That'd be so funny. I had a culinary program. That would have been so funny. Dude, it's so fucked. I hate getting the syllabus at the beginning of the semester and being like, oh, my God.

I have to spend so much. fucking money on forks and knives. Yeah. I'd just spend this much on forks and knives and my calories are graded on a scale. And I hate that you can't just reuse the plate. Like, you have to buy a new one for every fucking class. You are graded on a scale also. You got hugely food.

From Golden Corral University. And then your mom's boss. Got you. Yeah. But you look good right now. You've been in the gym? I've been riding a bike everywhere. What does that do?

I don't know. Something about cardio. I wrote so yesterday I rode all my bike all the way I was going to this this skate park under the bridge and I looked like saw this like on the way there there's like all these industrial part like things and I went down this one thing like this road that's just all like concrete mixing and I think it's like the con or the national grid like building and I went down this street and this dude pulls over and he goes hey Abla Español And I was like No He shouldn't be able to start with hey

Right You already You can't do English It's Spanish Right So then he I'm trying to leave And then he like Wolf whistles me over again

And I'm like what Like what do you want He's like do you like business I think you say No What? What did you say no I told him no

I told him no And then he takes off his ring And he looks at me And he's like buy this gold ring and I was like no like what the fuck you were just fucking pissing on your opportunities

I wasn't gonna buy a gold ring that could have been a spy ring that could have been a James Bond laser ring you're a fucking 33 or third well you're a 31% shareholder in a bit in an actual business so I'm not gonna tell him that I'm not I'm not gonna be like uh what's his name about it yeah who's that see who's that CEO who

dresses like shit oh mark uh zuckerberg what you see you dresses like on ceo facebook you're like he just his fits are whack i don't understand what do you mean also what do you mean you're not gonna be like mark zuckerberg about it you think his fits are whack but then you do a price breakdown and that that gray t-shirt that's hugging his t-suckin-it-that t-shirt is forty-four yeah that's an expensive tea it's an expensive blank t-shirt and i bet it's Did you guys watch him on Rogan? No.

It's pretty awesome, dude. Yeah? Yeah, he showed that he actually knows how to take a sip of water like a normal person. Wow. Yeah, Rogan was like, it was so funny. Rogan's bullying the, like, richest guy of the world is like, could you take a sip of water to prove that you know how to take like a real sip of water because you did it so weird in the Senate hearing?

He was like, yeah. Yeah, okay, okay. And he just takes a sip of water. Mark Zuckerberg's haircut is awesome. He has the Roman, the Roman Emperor haircut. With, like, Julius Caesar. He's obsessed with, no, it's a. It's another guy.

Augustus? Yeah. Marcus Aurelius. I forget who it is. It's some Roman guy that he's obsessed with a Roman guy? That's why his hair is cut like that. He cut his hair like the Roman emperor did it or whatever. I don't believe that.

It's completely true. He's obsessed with the Augustus Gloop and he's like, he wants Facebook to be a big tube. It should be a tube. The only CEO ever figured out, whoever figured out how to look. It's the O it is Caesar. It's Augustus. Caesar. The only, it says May.

I think he didn't say this. Let's see here. Well, no. He just has a bad hair cut is a source of fascination. Look at his fucking photo. Is that his wife? Yeah. It's cool.

He lets his wife cut his hair. There's nothing wrong with... Dude, this haircut's sick. If you saw this haircut downtown, you'd be like... This haircut is called the Caesar cut. If you saw this haircut on like a guy in... tight biker jeans with like a bunch of thin linework tattoos like black tattoos you'd be like holy shit like biker jeans and like the fucking like the square glasses yeah they're like blue

friend i have a pair of those i have a pair of those that i was going to wear to my cousin's wedding and i forgot them at home they had a cheetah playing with a ball on the side of the only guy who figured out how to look as a CEO was the the jack from twitter guy because he's like i'm just going to look like maharishi just no the only the guy all my shit out not even jack not even Jack, who? The best dressed CEO is the guy who wears the suit with all the money on it. You know what I'm talking about? Fuck no. What are you even on about?

That's what a CEO should dress like. I think he wears an $100 print suit. I got a hand it to Mr. Monopoly. I think it's the bang CEO. Yeah, that guy too. I think that guy has to figure out. No, but I'm talking about big billionaire type of. Okay, right. So you weren't talking. You just said CEOs. So you lied and you just made something out. I said tech CEOs. And you didn't. I said tech

videos earlier and you're hitting you keep hitting that um but i think you got to you got to go you got to just look crazy the coolest guy ever was the guy in my hometown dollar bill and he had this it was called dollar bill's outlet and he wore an umbrella hat that had dollar bills hanging off of it that's cool this is the coolest guy in the way of his eyesight so he'd have these like these commercials where it's like him showing up like oh like bed frames like blah blah and he's walking around his department store and he's got big dollar bills hanging off of his umbrella hat. We had a guy's

Dollar Bill's premium outlet. We had plenty of guys like that in our hometown too. Yeah, I know. You probably did. We did have plenty of like who. Our guy was $100 bill and he had $100 bills hang off his umbrella hat. We had a bunch of guys we had Mr.

slavery, the guy who used to own slaves and now he had and now he's basically giving away bed frames his reparations. No, there was this guy is that he was he was called ants in my eyes johnson yeah and he was wait what did he have a tv commercial i mean dude you won't even believe this this fucking guy is it like a woman too north car i was in my hometown you guys haven't seen this it was a guy who walks around he's said he got ants that are in his eyes and he sells doors and you saw this on tv in

in wilmington he was on tv in wilmington and he basically walked around and i think he what time of night was this on and then he caught on fire it was in it called It comes on right at midnight, basically. There was a crazy commercial in my hometown, too. There was kind of a local commercial. Yeah. Yeah. It was called The Grappist.

No way. Really? Yeah. And I would love to know the story behind, like, who came up with this. Me too. If I could get into this. To be a fly on the wall in that board, right? Oh, my God.

Right? When they came up with that. I wish you. I mean, honestly, the making of that commercial would be an interesting thing to see on TV. Do you ever see that show, the show Too Many Cooks? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember that.

It's just the intro. Weird as bullshit. There's this restaurant. I don't want to even remember an episode. There's this restaurant in my hometown that had this fucking crazy deal. It was called Taco Town. Oh, really? What was the deal?

Big-ass taco. Okay, that makes sense. I can't even tell you how many ingredients it had. Well, I mean, it's just a taco, though. It's not that special. Trust me. What happened then? It's not just a taco.

Well, what was it, what was it then? It would, uh, they had a pancake on the taco. They put it in a bag. So it's almost like, So it's almost like it was a taco wrapped in a gordita, wrapped in a cassidia with a crepe, a French crepe, and then a blueberry pancake. That's insane.

And then they wrapped it in a corn husk, and then they put it in a bag, and they poured chili on it. Was it that? I think I saw that commercial. Because it's smallest, the largest, dude. The bags, obviously, they don't put a bag and then wrap it in a fucking tortilla. Oh, and then, well, they deep fried it.

I forgot. They deep fry it at the pancake. Oh, then they beer batter it and deep fry it. And then... And then they put the pizza around it. And then they put the pepperoni pizza. Then they put it in the bag, chili on top. Uh-huh.

Did you guys ever see the Cosby show? That guy's in jail. Yeah, that guy's in jail because he was surprising too many people. Yeah. And the Cosby face. We used to... And back in my hometown, we used to have a planet called Cybertron. Yeah? Really? What was it like? It was a war. It was like basically eternal war between two factions. I used to have this thing, this fucking, everybody in North Carolina did. It was something to do with like some kind of local law where like at night or just when you weren't around basically your toys would fucking come to a fucking life. Seriously?

Yeah, and they would fucking have like some kind of interpersonal conflict and a lot of times they would get knocked off the bed. I think I had that too, but we had it. We had that too. Do you remember? We had the second one of that. Oh, wow. Do you remember, I don't, because.

I think it was around Boston. It wasn't in Lundon Derry where I grew up. There's that old man who put all those balloons in his house. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Yeah, and then he flew away with the kid. They were on his house. He completely, he kidnapped this kid, and he took him away to a mystery place.

Kidnapped a little Korean boy. They never figured out. They never figured out why he did it or where he went, but they thought that maybe it was because his wife was weird or something. Yeah. Like his wife drove him. His wife was a pedophile. His wife, apparently his wife, like, hypnotized him to kidnap this little Asian kid. Yeah, but he died.

And apparently, he invented a robot talking dog or a dog with a robot device. Listen, I don't even care about that. I mean, but yeah, the rumors got kind of crazy. We don't really know what really happened. That reminds you, do you guys remember a couple of years ago, like a couple of years ago, like a while back when basically the whole fucking world was pretty much just fucking trash? Yeah. Do you remember that? And we were all out, out, way out there.

And I was fat in a fat chair. Fucking no bones. I do remember, I remember those slurp all day? The smoothies we drank. We drank these smoothies and we watched basically TV. We drank so much smoothies back then. We basically talked about screen time. We were so addicted to screen time.

Huh? Nothing. You haven't seen what? We were supposed to watch Wally as like a Patreon goal early on. You've never seen Wally? Well, good for you. They're releasing it. They're releasing it in the Criterion Collection on 4.

So you can spend $60 to watch it. We're cutting that out. We're cutting that out. I am not cutting that out. Patrick. So then we would, and then remember we got fucking... Do you remember there was that, that when Patrick was with us in that area and he had to, because of the recycling system on our spaceship, he had to eat poop constantly.

I do remember that. Most of that memory for me is about a guy named Patrick who looked a lot like you and it might have actually been you. Literally fucking eating robot turds. He was like genetically engineered to turn poop. back into food with his digestive system. I remember he would open up his stomach and he would scoop in pieces of shit from toilets, turds, and you would turn them into, not even food.

This happened in Wall. I was a poop guy in Wallie. I was talking to the scientists who developed the system that this Patrick guy is using, and I guess he was genetically engineered to eat and process shit, and he was psychologically engineered to like it more than fucking. And that's in Wally? That's a character in Wally? Well, no, this is our memories from recently.

yeah just a couple years ago like a couple when I say I mean like a few years back a few you know like a while back but not that long like kind of Obama yeah I was going to see but I think we were going to watch Wally but then remember that shit happened yeah a lot of shit happened with you what happened there's that shit where it's like we like we got tickets to that ship and there's that guy saying he was like king of the world at the front of the ship you remember this no I don't remember that at all Oh, that big-ass-ass fucking ship. Yeah, that big-ass... God, that was so... Yeah, that's the spaceship from Wally. That big-ass cruise we went on. That cruise we went on. And the guy saying, I'm king of the world!

And we were like, what the hell is this guy's dude? And remember, we were back then, the style was like, straight-up brown clothes only. Straight-up brown clothes, like, on some peeky blinders shit. Like, you're only wearing the brown clothes for this shit. You remember how long that fucking band played? It's like, shut the fuck up. Stop's going on right now. Stop playing.

Yeah, and then something happened at the end. I don't really remember. remember, but I do remember. Some old... And then there was that... And then there was all that stuff during that ship with all those, like,

really tall blue people and the robot suits and stuff. Oh, there was all that shit. That was also on the ship, I think, if I remember correctly. Yeah, and I remember I walked out one day and I walked out and I looked up at my car and I was like, straight up,

I think I just saw my car blink, right? And I was like, no way. No, there's no way. Right? And then, poof, I'm fucking gone. All of a sudden, it's a story of my car. And it's a story of my car. You were gone?

And I was just gone. I don't know where I went, but I never existed. I think I was there as a car. Really? Yeah. And I remember my car started fucking walking around. He meets this fucking rusty piece of fucking shit, right? Oh.

This guy's like a mentally... Yeah, that guy's Tomato. This guy, and mentally is not all there. Tomato. He's a... He's a idiot. Yeah, and this guy's so fucking stupid. He thinks his name is Tomato, right?

And he, or Tomato or something shit. And he basically, fucking, they kidnap my friend or my car. And they basically, I think they either torture him or sexually a assault him and like tie him down in like a dungeon type thing right and then they release him and then he became famous is that that that really that happened to my car and I didn't exist at the time yeah I wasn't even I just stopped existing for some do you guys remember that uh what was what was her name we used to hang out with her um Cinderella mm-hmm whatever happened or whatever happened to her yeah that's I remember I remember us three we used to I mean back

back when she yeah back when well I was going to say back when she was our sister. Oh. Well, we could be both. It's possible we were both. Yeah. Yeah. I just remember the mouse thing more than being his...

Yeah, the mouse thing definitely was. Was, yeah. Do you remember that one time? Remember they fucking made us drive that fucking pumpkin? Oh, my God. I hated that bullshit. They made us into a horse. Yeah.

First of all, annoying. Annoying as hell. I don't want to be a horse. A pumpkin turns into a big chariot. Yeah. Yeah. Like, when I think, yeah, when I'm thinking about stuff like that, I'm like, I must be remembering this wrong. But then I flipped through my, my scrapbook and my photo album on my iPhone.

And I'm like, nope, that really happens. Yeah, okay. I thought this was loki a dream, but I actually was a fucking pumpkin carriage. Yeah, okay, time to drive Cinderella. Do you guys remember that one time when we were all just like kind of chilling and like doing basically nothing and we were in the UK and shit? And then there was like all the fucking dolphins, right? They start fucking floating up, right? And we're like, okay, that's kind of fucking weird.

You're singing a song and float. voting up, right? Next thing we know, the world's fucking destroyed. We're chilling with most deaf, right? Fucking, that one guy's got two heads.

Yeah, I remember all of this. We're walking around, what the bloody I was this? It's a fucking stall. And there was that fucking, that robot, that sad-ass robot. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, how would you take some fucking Zolofts, dude? Relax. I thought, okay, so. Program this fucker to be nicer, right?

Yeah, I thought you were talking about that time we were chilling in London and, I mean, just cuss down in London. We had a crazy, crazy night before. We were celebrating Basically every time we go to LDN, it's like that

Yeah, oh my God, I have a London story too So we have like this amazing night And then we wake up the next day Fucking all these people have this virus Yeah, I remember how long was it How long was it between when we were partying And the virus happened? I can't remember the exact amount of time

I feel like it was like day and night It was like day and night What, white in my turn of things That song for whatever reason just always makes you think of those London nights. Yep. And we were, that was when we were hanging out with Sillian Murphy too.

Yep. Yeah. He was so cool. He's hot. He changed, though. Yeah, he did change. He almost became more old school. Yeah.

He also, there was, he went through that phase where he was being so scary. Yeah. And he was wearing that mask and going, rah! Yeah, yeah. And then he was like, you know,

I'm just going to start kicking at old school. Right? And we were like, okay, do your old school style or whatever. And he just started fucking, he's Karen Flintlock Pistols. He starts calling himself, Tommy. Yeah, that's right

He's like, oh, this is a new nickname It's like, man Man, shut your bitch ass up Shut up, Cillian Murphy Killian Churchby Like Killian's Church be like Change your name back Yeah, that's your Christian

That's your Catholic name Mm-hmm Little ass, blue-eyed Irish guy Remember when I got a tall ass, blue-ass eyes Got straight up It was fucking legendary I got fucking blowjob from Chloe 7 year Yeah

Came in her mouth Really? I don't remember I remember that because I wasn't there. Came in her mouth. You guys were both watching. We were there? Yes.

I'm not sure I remember being there. You would have remembered me nutting in her fucking mouth. Oh, wait, wait. Is that the same time, is that around the same time that you gave Chloe Sevenie HIV? Yeah. And we were all skateboarding in New York. It was pretty.

And we killed that guy in Washington Square Park. Yeah, it was pretty close to that. Yeah. When I gave her HIV. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think it was actually right before that. Oh.

That I nutted in her mouth, maybe. Wow. Yeah, so it's pretty much I've had a legendary career as a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and then we all learned how to roll a joint in the park. Do you guys remember we used to hang out with that guy fucking, he had the coolest house ever that fucking guy, that guy, roly polioly. Oh, my God.

That guy was fucking animated. We should hit him up. We should. His dad was a fucking trip, and his mom was curvy. Dude, his mom was built. Yeah. I just remember he had to stop hanging out with the Pevencies. Oh, my God, dude, the fucking pevency.

That, that's fucking... We started hanging out with Roli Polioli after we were hanging out with the Pevencies. Because we were, like, every time we fucking hung out with the Pevencies, they were like, get in a wardrobe. I know, it's like, let's play... Get in the wardrobe, mate, mate. Let's, okay, you hide in the wardrobe. I don't want to hide in the fucking wardrobe.

It smells like shit in there, and there's a goat man. They're gone for five minutes, right? They hide in the wardrobe. I'm like, I'm not getting... I'm claustrophobic. I'm not getting in there. They're gone for five minutes. They come back and they're like, we've been gone for 30.

Yes. All of a sudden, there's water flooding into my fucking room for one of their fucking stupid gay paintings. Speaking of the Pevencies, though, you know who actually was sick as hell to hang out with back in the day? I don't know if you guys remember him. Dudley Dursley. He was fucking sick. Dudely. That guy's house was wild.

He was crazy. He was so mean to his little brother. Remember he used to smack his little brother? Yeah. Was it his brother or his cousin? We would go in there, remember we'd make spaghetti or something. We'd strain up the noodles and put the hot water on his feet. Yeah.

Oh, my God, dude. Right? And he'd get all mad, right? He'd get so mad the fucking electricity starts flickering and shit. And you're like, oh, you fucking goth freak. Yeah, you go back to your stairs. That little, he had that, because they put him in that little ass room because he was like, like, I mean, look, I'm not condoning what his parents did. He's a fucking.

Because they would tell us, well, his mom would say, like, he's, he's a bit mental in the head. Yeah. He's special. He was a bit. touched. He was a bit special. Yeah. She said that he was special needs and they keep him in the stairs.

Yeah. Yeah. And then he went off to that special needs school, Hogwarts. Oh, my God. Literally a school for ugly little children. I mean, think about the name. Yeah, true. I mean, I wish I could have been at that school and just smacked him with a...

Yeah, but I mean, he was pretty much normal, though. I don't know why they kept calling him... I guess he had some, like, needs that I guess normal school couldn't meet. Yeah. maybe like dietary maybe he's like celiac or something oh yeah because in the UK if you no dude I'm telling you he he there was something wrong with his brain I don't know if you guys noticed he had this crazy scar on his forehead I think he got hit in the head by me that makes sense he had TBI yeah yeah he had a TBI yeah well if I mean

celiac was always that's why it was always like just speaking into that made up language and you would always pointed us and go like avada cada cadaver yeah and stuff celiac in the UK is a special a special need because then you can't have a full English. True. You can't have a toast. It's all beans, no toast. Right? Wait, we're going to put these beans on. Exactly. Beans on tongue. What are you going to put it on that charred piece of tomato that they have for breakfast? Remember when we were sausages and had a party? I do remember that. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people didn't like our party.

Man, we've had such fucking dope-ass lives. I know. It's been crazy. They should write a fucking new Bible about us. Oh my God, I have an idea for what that Bible would be called. What? I hope they serve beer in hell. Holy shit I was gonna suggest the Bible I hope they served beer in hell

Cole in the life of Brian He said that's Tucker Max wrote I hope they serve beer in hell I don't know man He was because Tucker Max was like I'm in a real fucking books He was like a blogger

And then like he wrote that book Because his blog was doing well And the stuff like Be Here Now Ram Dass Who's Ram Dass Baba Ram Dass Bubba Ram Dass Bubba Ramdas You don't know Baba Ramdas

Are you, like, doing, like, a regitone song? No, but you kind of, it kind of, Babbarramdas. Babbarramdas. No, he's a white guy who invented LSD and became a hippie. Yeah. And he went, and he died recently. And he used to, he wrote this, I wrote all these. I'm going to tell you straight up right now, I fucking hate hippies.

Me too, man. I hate hippies, but. Listen, you might, you might, you got, you might hate hippies, but I think if you read, if you read the book Sidartha by Herman Hesse, I think a lot of stuff might change in your life. life. Yeah. I think you might learn how to live in India. No, I ain't doing that. You know what you should?

They should have like a hippie. They should like, you know how there's like people who are hippies for when they like listen. They wear like the flower shirts and listen to Janice Joplin. But it's like, hey, you were born in 1996. Why are you doing that? Yeah. They should have that for people who, uh, want to do like the mid 80s, uh, cocaine stuff.

they should have hippies but that there should be a word for that what are you talking about like try to talk in a way that i can understand like doing doing like uh say it with your chest what do you want to do what do you what are they doing it's a contraption next to you what the fuck do you want to do and and who are you trying to do it like trying to i'm trying to live like i'm in madchester isn't it you want to be in manchester mad chastard mad chast at the haciendai I don't know what the fuck you're talking about What are you even fucking saying? I want to go to Manchester

Go to Hesienda See New Order I'm so good I don't know what's happening You want to be an 80s British guy I hit my head this morning Oh that makes a lot more sense

I want to be in the mod scene Oh yeah, more of this by yeah Oh fuck my fucking girlfriend's four Yeah She's got a weird hair Yeah I got a fucking four year old girlfriend hair and big eye liner.

I'm a fucking X-ray and fucking blow up. She's got big eyeliner. The mod scene is fucking dope, dude. Twiggy. You ever seen a movie Quadrophenia? No. It's a movie, it's a movie made by the Who about...

Come on. No, no. What the hell? No. It's a movie made by the Who about how they used to be very big in the mod scene and how they were the biggest band in the world. Get rid of the mod scene. back the God scene

There's a whole There's a whole scene In Quadrophina Where it's like They're like Hey oh I hate rockers I'm a mod I hate rockers

They hated rockers Because rockers used to beat up The mods Yeah Right There's a mods There's a mods versus rocker rumble And then he sees that

And it's Sting is in the movie And he sees that Sting gets a job As a bellboy Yeah And he crashes Stings Vespa off of a cliff No

The mods were rumbling? The mods were rumbling. Wow. Well, they have like a macramane mace. Of course the mods are rumbling. They're all wearing chessboard clothing. They're well-versed in the art of war.

Come on. That's why they're fucking rumbling. Like a fucking game cube controller. Yeah, like that chess guy? Chest? What's the deal with that? I just know that there's a chess grandmaster who wore anal beads or something in that.

Oh, yeah. That let him cheat. Nothing. Yeah, nothing happened. How did that get speculated at all? Because that's for a while, people have been like, well, that's kind of the only way that you could probably cheat at chess at one of these big tournaments

because they do a metal detector on you. But if you had some kind of anal bead, kind of plastic thing, they're not, listen. What are the anal beads? Are they shaped? Like, is it like... No, it would rumble. It would basically rumble when he has the right move. I mean, that's somebody watching.

Oh, they're vibrating. I thought they were going to say that the chest pieces, the anal beads are shaped like each of the pieces. And then the pieces are in the order. You thought they were going to say that. You thought he had a full-on operation style. The pieces are in the... So it's like the first bead is like a pawn. The second bead is like the knight.

The third bead is like the queen or something. Wow. That is truly unreal that your brain went to that. That's what you thought. I didn't actually think that was. I was trying to make a joke. No, you believed that. I did not believe that. You believed that. Did we ever talk about the chest cheating guy who attacked the kid in the bathroom? Yeah.

We did? Yeah. But he slashed his face? No. What am I thinking of? Probably the mad slasher. You're thinking of Jack. Oh, yeah, he ripped him?

Yeah. Yeah, no, that's a different guy. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember hanging out with that guy back in the day? That guy, listen, he was a nice guy. He threw some rippers, though.

That's what I'll say. Yeah, Jack the Rager. Uh-huh. That's what we called him. And because he did have serious rage probably against women. Well, yeah, when he drank, he was like a different person. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I remember that fucker, um, Dr. Hyde, that guy was fucking cool. Yeah, his brother was actually low-key fucking green. Mm-hmm. Well, I thought, he was green and his brother, he, and his brother wasn't. I think you're misremembering. No. Yeah, his brother, he was big and scary.

Dr. Jekyll, I mean, is who I'm talking about. Yeah, so, yeah, you are kind of talking. But his brother, well, I said Dr. Hyde. He said, Mr. Hyde. I said, no, you're wrong. I said, I said, I said, No, I said doctor. Okay, well, it's still not right.

It's not right. It doesn't matter. Remember when our friend Brain wrote that song, Jekyll, Jekyll Hide. Yeah, Jekyll hide, hide, Jekyll. I do remember that. That's a fire song. That is actually a really good song. We have a list today.

What's the Dealio? Bring us in. Okay. What's Adelio, Big C? Oh, so someone wants to do a list now. There's only one Big C on the show. And it's me. Nope.

It's Cameron. No. That's Big C because he's taller than you. I weigh more. And you are C. Biscuit. I'll take C. Never mind. I want to be C Biscuit.

That's actually cooler. C. That's cooler. That's way fucking cooler. All right. Take a ticket. Taking it for away, Big C. Thanks, Lil P.

Do you want to be Lil P? I thought it was... What do you want to be? You can pick. I just want to be Patrick. Twisted P. Twisted P. They stressed me.

They stressed me out. Okay, Twisted P. Twisted P is really good. Twisted P is really good. Twisted P, that boy crazy. Twisted P. So I'm back on the same website. Go Street from last time.

And I found this other list on here, which is 10. Pat, what are you doing? You're causing havoc. Listen, C-Biscuit. Don't play that. I can't really see this. You chose to sit down. You guys gave me a full reign to be twisted.

Schooled over this way. You really think I can scoot over with this right here. You can change chairs. You chose to sit there. It's your problem. I'm not changing chairs. He truly is twisted. This is the ten...

All right. This is the ten most handsome sons in the world. Wow. From Coast Street. Okay. Here it says... What is the son? I would say what category of the website are we in right now?

Burranda. Unknown is the author. Yeah. We're in the category Baranda. All right. Baranda. Ten most handsome. handsome son in the world.

The term handsome or good looking is usually used only to men who have been moving up. But what if it turns out that only some of his little boy also has shown their good looks? Same as the case for the prettiest girls then, of course. There is also a list of most handsome boy in the world. Here are ten boys most handsome in the world. All right. So my problem with this is, this guy hasn't seen every fucking boy. You don't know.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess the qualifier here. If there's any guy who's seen every boy in the world. world i would think it would be unknown yeah he's probably anonymous yeah yeah yeah maybe this is written by our creator whoa god holy shit g dash d shout out to my jews um number 10 is shout out to my jewish fucking chosen people i put the dash instead of the oh number 10 is mason dash disick that's scott dissick yeah mason mason dashed kid yeah well actually no i'm here yeah i'm reading here mason dash

Dissick was born in Los Angeles on December 14th, 2009, was the son of celebrities Dissick Scott and Courtney Kardashian. So this is actually the son of Dissick Scott, not Scott Dissick. Courtney Kardashian is the one dating Travis Barker now. This is her son who's going to be either become goth or something now. He's going to be either become goth or something. I mean, it's possibility that. This website's really fucking with my brain.

The name Mason himself. Fairly well-known Kadarsian family since, which makes it fit in a few TV series, such as Keeping Up with Courtney, Kim Kardashian, and take Miami Courtney and Kim take New York, and cuteness, and her handsome barrister figure,

making Mason as fans that not a few. Holy crap, this kid's a fucking popular celebrity. I will say he's kind of a, I mean, a bit of a dog face. Really? Yeah, I don't think that this is that handsome of a boy. He's also, in this picture here, he's got a fistful of bread.

How about you get a salad, kid? Cut down on the car. buddy let's be right here's my plan for mason we're going to get him on a on a strong lifts three by three kind of kind of weightlifting routine right we're gonna because i see i see his arms he doesn't have any definition yeah 10 miles a day running but also he has good genetics we're going to be throwing we're going to in in between all that we're going to be throwing in a lot of a lot of uh pulling the trigger yeah we're also a little he's a huge what is he what is he what is he what is he now he's probably 13 14 at this thousand yeah and we're going to develop

we're going to be saying a lot of things to him that are going to make him develop develop anorexia, like... No, see, we don't want them to be anore. No, we're going to get him on HRT. We're going to get him a trick mirror. We're going to get him to a hundred fifty milligrams a week. We're going to get him on Trimbalone. H.R.T?

Yeah. Yeah. And I just want to... I want to just say real fast, too. Pat said we're going to give him anorexia. That's not the case. We just want to get him to a healthy sub-100-pound weight. Just so he's looking nice and handsome.

Pat, that's what steroids are. Is HRT? Really? Yeah. They also call steroids HRT. It's the same thing. You're just a hormone. I thought it was HGH and then HRT is human growth hormone.

But HRT is steroids, T-R-T, testosterone replacement therapy. Okay. So we're going to get them some testosterone. And is there any way I can get some of that? Yeah, you can. You actually can. It's pretty easy. Really?

Yeah. We're going to get them on Trimbalome. We're getting them on SARMs, right? 300 milligram or 5 milligrams creatine. And a bang energy sponsorship. Bang Energy, Carnetian, Nabilify. Zoloft. Ristragal.

Risperdahl. We're going to get him on all of that. He's going to get four hours on a stair climber, minimum, every single day. Two hours of sleep. Yeah, two hours of sleep. Uber Mitch cycle. We're going to do two hours three times a day, right?

Just naps, right? Keeps them active on shoots and stuff. Zyrtec, Benadryl, Claritin. Yeah, all three. We're going to be signed to image. Yeah. And he's just basically going to be walking down that. Elder Berry, syrup.

Hennah. Lots of Hennah. You're going to give him some hen tattoos. Facial masculization. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to get huge Zach Ephron jaw fillers.

Uh-huh. We're going to get, honestly, I see his hairline. It's not the best. So we're going to ship them off to turkey. Right? We need to get them a passport. Beard plugs. Yeah.

Yeah. Facial hair plugs. Get the beard hair plugs. Get the beard plugs in early because you could have like one patch like right here that doesn't grow in. Yeah. Yeah, bionic. Yeah. Microchip.

We're going to get them some bionicles. Cracker. Yeah. And that's the only thing. He's allowed to play with, and we're going to tell him, we're going to get on Bionicles as a body image issue enabler. We're going to say, if you don't fucking look like this. Put one hand in the microwave. Yeah.

Just see what happens. Yeah. Just that's for us as a joke. Mm-hmm. Right. Pre-work out before bed. C-4. We're going to get him on C-4.

He's going to be dry-scooping C-4. And those, you know those shoes that, the basketball shoes that have the big platform on the bottom? Yeah. He's going to be 10 jumps every day, every morning. Uh-huh. Weighted vest while he's jumping. Centrofuge, like space camp, fast or not? Yeah.

Because he needs to be six feet at least. He needs to be able to sustain at least 20 G's. All right. And now, Mason, listen, buddy, I know you're 10 now, you know, two, three years from now. You can be number one. Yeah. You're going to thank us. You could break top three.

Yeah. So you're one. All right. So that's our plan for Mason. Top three is generous. He's going to be like five. I mean, here we got him. I mean, he's number 10.

He's the bottom. I'm in the top 10. Anything is better than time. We'll see. I mean, and that's our plan for Mason, but I guess we can see, we can see what we're going to do with some of these other beautiful handsome sons. Number nine is Kim Jin Wu. Born on 20 March 2006 in South Korea, Kim Jin Wu is one of the boys' figures who often appear in TV drama Korea. Some examples of these plays is Aquarius, the Iron Empress, Three Sisters, and the latest is the Empress of Key. His career in the world of the play has started in 2008 to 2014.

So since childhood, he has often met famous celebrity figure of Korea. I think nothing's going to help this kid. He's going to stay at number nine forever. Yeah, I mean, it's honestly just the market he's in is too small. I think, you know, I think that we could see a change in trends of what we consider handsome and what, you know, how people rate these sons. And I think that maybe if we put this son here, Kim Jong-W, if we put him in, you know, carbonite or some kind of cryosleep,

for maybe 20 to 40 years, so he can maintain his current age for a long time. I think we could see a better chance for him to climb the rankings in maybe, you know, 2040, 2060, something like that. Yeah, that's true. But, you know, for now, if he's, if he's against being frozen in jail, I think, I think he's out. Okay. All right, let's move on. He also only has maybe two more years of being a boy because he's born in 2006.

Yeah. So, yeah, you know, sorry Kim Jong-Wu, but you're, you're, there's this. This is Charlie Axel Woods. This is Tiger Woods's boy. Let's hear. Why don't you read out our little work here? You never heard the name Tiger Woods? I never have.

Yes. Charlie Axel Woods is the name of the boy from the figure of famous golf athletes. Born February 8, 2009, Charlie Axel Woods used to be a figure that highlighted the world's attention. A handsome body itself obtained from his father, Tiger Woods, and also his mother. who was her model, Eleanor D'Nor deGaron of Sweden, former wife of Tiger Woods.

He, uh, this guy, this kid actually is a, a really good golfer. Yeah? Yeah, no, he did a, he did a father-son tournament. Really? No, I think so this, he could, he could, you know, he could, this guy could, this kid could be a contender in the talent category, maybe. Yeah. I think he stays at number eight just because of his talent. Sure.

And also, his dad is like, Tiger Woods are pretty good-looking guy. He's a pretty good-looking guy. I wouldn't say that he's the most, anywhere near the most handsome men, the top-10 most handsome men, right? He's good-looking, but he's not top-10 material. So I don't want to really see how his son could probably break down. I guess I would like to see Charlie Axel Woods attend some kind of boot camp or some kind of rigorous training regimen where he's, you know, forced to play golf maybe 10 to 12 to 14 to 16 hours a day. He needs to be more well-rounded and honestly he needs to pick up maybe three to four other sports. That's true. Have you seen Knitting?

Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods has a, I think every year, there's one thing I remember seeing it's Tiger Woods shirtless in a Santa hat and beard and it says like sexy Santa again this year. What?

I think that. You want to make a kid do that? No, no. I'm saying that maybe he has some comedy prowess in him because if his dad is that funny. Interesting. And then all of a sudden he could be the next

he could be one of the next I think we get this kid Yeah, we get this kid in some UCB 101 Oh, we have to keep this kid out of UCB Yeah No. Any

Any other comedy collective just keep him away from UCB. Yeah, good point. Maybe the groundlings. I think the groundlings will be perfect for him. You know, just like Just knowing what he's good at

and, you know. Well, yeah, groundlings, hey, you know, he's hit a few groundlings with the golf ball. Exactly. I just think he'd excel on and maybe some...

Groundling is like an animal on the ground. I think he'd excel in... Like a mole. He's probably had a few moles or alligators. A stoat. Stoats. I think he's put...

You know what? I want to see him do a father's son golf tournament maybe like a stote contos. Him and his dad put... Who can hit a stote exactly. That's like going hunting

with your dad. That's good. And that could be a perfect comedy sketch, kind of a character-based humor, but it'd be real. It'd be like that flash game where you shoot cats out of the canon. Yep. Yeah, exactly. And it would also be like Borat, like, just because it would be like a comedy thing.

It's really. And Borat would be there. The father's, uh... Is this boring you? A little bit. Yeah, I'm pretty bored of Charlie Axelwoods. All right, let's move on then. Here, Caleb, you can take this next one.

Sean Preston Fetterline Spears. Federline Spears, a son of Brittany Spears marriage to Kevin Federer. Born on September 14th, 2005, and his brother, Sean, Jaden had been a model of her music video clip entitled, Ooh-L-La-La. So here's one thing. This kid's fucking drinking an icy. Who's jaded?

Wait, who's Jaden? I don't know. Probably is a brother. I don't know either. I will say he's got a good fit here. He kind of looks like John Hamm. So I think that if we get, if we take the icy out, replace that with maybe a...

With some ice. With something from, you know, some kind of... In old fashion, because it's John Hand. Maybe an Aroon water bottle. Right? Voss. Yeah, Voss. Two, I think there's two routes we could go here.

What are you saying? I'm saying maybe we'd replace the, like, because you're saying he's got a John Hamm thing going. Yeah. Maybe we replace it with like a Long Island iced tea or like a bourbon straight, double bourbon straight. No, no, but John Hamm is known for like having kind of a plain, plain clothes that speak for themselves a little bit. He's not too flashy, right, but he's a health nut, right?

He takes good care of his body. He's pushing 50, okay, and he looks like that. So we need to have him on, he's got some kind of green juice in his hand, right? He's walking, he's got the blazer on, very, very tasteful, I would say, kind of casual walkabout avoiding the paparazzi kind of look. And plus he's got the dad shoes on, right? Which are actually, for the celebrity, that's like a kind of a power play. Those are a Roche runs. Yeah, he's got the Roche runs on, which are like, yeah, it's a bit like, yeah, fuck you, fuck you, I still live my life even though I'm a celebrity.

It's actually kind of Norm Corps. Can I throw out a little pitch for you guys here? So, I mean, just looking at this kid's outfit here and also looking at his name, Sean Preston-F-Line Spears, I'm just going to throw out, just give this some consideration, okay? J.R.R. Tolkien, W.E.B. Du Bois. SPF. Spears is great. Famous author. Famous author. And then it really like...

She becomes a famous author in the future. It really changed. Or now. Who knows? knows and it really The child author. Yeah. There never has been once it's ever gone. And it's like, what's the name of the guy

who wrote Jurassic Park? Michael Creighton. Yeah, so like Michael Crichton kind of thing where you're like, you're like, okay, well, he's just an author, is probably ugly and then you see a picture of him. You know, like, fucking 10. Yeah, a 10 year old kid.

Yeah, well, he's a 10 year, well, and a most handsome boy. Yeah. Right? So that's what we kind of want with this guy. I mean, and the outfit, I mean, this is minus the icy. I think if we kind of, we can do some Photoshop magic, change this ice it's maybe a pipe.

and I think this would be a perfect about the author picture. 100%. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And we have a perfect about the author blur of right here. A son of Britney Spears marriage to Kevin Federline. And this is on the back of a... Yeah, it's on the inside of the dust cover's first book. And it has like a dragon

that's like attacking some kind of giant computer. Yeah. And it has all this info right there for you. I think that could be huge. SPF Spears. SPF Spears. Yeah. And the first, this is on the back.

This is on the back... By SPF Spears. Yeah, you can write that now. I was going to suggest a title. What? Yeah. I thought maybe he's like a James Patterson-style author, and he's got a book called, like, The Lemon Tree, right?

But you read, and you're like, The Lemon Tree. That sounds kind of just normal. I don't know what this could be, and it's like a haunted lemon tree. Whoa. All fucking shit. With lemons that scream at you. No. Screaming lemons?

Yeah. Yeah, so you go to, so you go to Pick the Loon? Hmm, this lemon tree is in my brain. Yeah, well, I screamed a little too early. But you'd go, yeah, okay, I just bought this giant mansion, right? It belonged to, let's say, Alexander Graham Bell, right? And then you're walking around. You've seen a couple of years.

Well, Alexander Graham, but let's change it so there's like, I mean, so if you know. If you know, like, it's an, if you know, you know, so maybe like Alistair McRowley. Alistair McRowley. Yeah. So we have Alist, we're at Almas, Alistair McRowley's giant mansion. And we're like, oh, that lemon tree outside And it's a nice contrast With all the gray and brown

And you go to reach it And then it turns around Full fucking annoying orange screaming it The annoying lemon Oh my God The agonizing lemon Yes

That would be really good That'd be fucking dope SPF Spears I mean head to the bookstore It's out right now Yeah Number six is Yizu

I'm sorry If I'm not pronouncing this right I apologize to YZU Originating from China Children are often fond known as Baby Z.U was born on June 14, 2008. It is unquestionable why Baby ZU could fit into one of the 10 most beautiful child in the world. Because two handsome ZU managed to become a famous model,

he is often mentioned having a natural resemblance to former members of Exo, Korean boyband, namely Lujan, perhaps this too, which causes it to be very famous. That's true. It does cause it to be very famous. I don't know much about this guy. Baby ZU. Yeah, and I kind of want to get to the actually like the higher end. Yeah, I think we can, I think we can see. ZU, like, I wish you the best buddy, but Disposal. Six is where you're going to be.

Yeah. Number five here. Alexander Sasha Pete. Alexander Sasha Pete. What is that? Like a list of Russian guys hanging out at the bar? Found that out. Come on.

Pete. The first child of the famous American actor and producer, Leav Schreiber. Remember Sabretooth from the movie Wolverine? Yes. That's Leav Schreiber. Wow. Born on July 25, 2007 in Los Angeles, Alexander Sasha Pete, or sorry,

Alexandre Sasha Pete, was the son of the figure. His blonde hair, white skin, and blue eyes made him often touted to be the figure of a man who was very handsome one adult. Sabre 2, that's the only... Oh, but maybe we won't see the body on the TV screen as it is still not known whether Alexander will follow in the footsteps of her parents

as actors or choose another option. See, interesting that they make note of his white skin. Yeah. Oh, he's so handsome, his white skin. They pick, they pick Wolverine, hey, buddy, he's, that's Ray Donovan you're talking about. Yeah, that's right. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Let's put some respect on Ray Donovan. Yeah. Yeah. This could be fucking young Donnie. Yeah. Young Ray. I think, so this is making me think, I am glad that they mentioned, they mentioned Wolverine, though, because I think that Alexander, Sasha Pete might thrive as a kid with superpowers.

Really? True. I think he might be a really good, like, twilight. Light Zone kid. Radioactively white skin. Yeah. Yeah. We blinds here.

God, that's, that guy's skin is so fucking white. Oh my God. Wait, okay. You think it's white now. Wait till I know you're listening. Yeah. I know you're listening.

What you need to do. Keep your kid. These big cauliflower ears. Keep your kid in a completely dark room for years. No sunlight. No sunlight. We got to keep that skin white. Uh-huh.

Pasty white. Like, like, keep them in a dark, a room. Not even a candle. Cambers can cause sunburn It will be too much Windows painted with Vanta black Uh-huh Or no windows at all

Yeah Yeah no floor And the walls painted With Vanta black Yeah no floor Just an infinite Just he's suspended In the air

Anti-gravity Antigravity chamber With no light Take him out one day He's completely white Like a falmer He could get dirt Or something on his feet

Completely white like a falmer No eyes like a falmer Yes. Long ears like a falmer. Sword like a falmer. Okay, Lonely Island. Get to the fucking picture. We're going to make him a falmer.

Okay. Yeah. We can do that. I think that would be great. Yeah. And he would be like, you would try to take a picture. Somebody would see him flying by in the sky because he has superpowers. That's how he's floating in the room.

I mean, don't make us go over that. But, uh, but, uh, white skin. Yeah, they say, oh my God, what's that white, what's that white kid in the sky? And they go out to take a picture, overexposed. Never can get a picture of him. His skin's so white and bright. And you open the door. door to try, you're like, oh, what is this room?

And then Leo Schrober says, don't go in there. And then you open the door and it just turns around. He goes, blind it because he's white. Yeah. Like a falmer. Okay, who's next here? Leo William Reception. Recepon.

Recipon. Recipon. Leol. It has a French father. It has a French father and actresses mother Korea. Leo William reception. Recepon. Famous as a boy who Al-Zang, i.e. Korea term for those who have the form of handsome and unsightly. Born on September 7, 2008,

he was also a child actor and model of Korea, first known through an event, i.e. Korea variety show, Hello, Baby, along with the boy band, M.Blaq. M. Black. Cuteness of Leo, making personnel M. Black, very favored him. Okay, so for this kid, I mean, it's right there. What is?

Recipon? This kid is going to culinary school. Yeah. Oh, a celebrity chef. Uh-huh. The next Anthony Bourdain. Yep. He's going to...

He's going to be like Anthony Bourdain. Now that I think about it, there is a void in the cooking world that Anthony Bourdain left that needs to be filled by a French and Korean child. Yep. Yeah. French and Korean child, he's going to... So, I mean, French, they let kids drink at the... the age of two.

They drink wine at dinner. That's what my mom told me. And they have soju, which is a type of rice wine, but soju actually just tastes like juice. Which kids love. And kids love juice. So we'll get him on alcohol. On alcohol immediately. Eventually, he meets the same cowards fade as Anthony.

Uh-huh. But we're going to try to get as many years out of them as possible. Yeah. Right? As many years. They haven't done a child alcoholic heroin addict yet. They haven't done it. It hasn't been done.

See, what you need to do, okay, so a big part of Bourdain also was he taught us that chefs could also be punk rock. Yeah, that's true. We do have to get this kid punked out. We have to get this kid. He's going to be in a sensory deprivation tank only listening to American idiot. I don't want to be a French Korean Child star I want to be a French Korean

Child chef star He's going to be listening to all the You know That's the remix Yeah VH1 top 100 punk songs of all time Yeah Punk goes crunk

He's going to be listening to Krasse he's going to be listening Fall Out Boy Newfound Glory Pretty much everything from the punk spectrum The whole punk spectrum Yeah

Everything from from all-town all-time low to a date to remember. Nope, yeah. Actually, we'll keep it at a data. Nothing actually good. The entire punk spectrum. Set your goals.

He's going to be listening to the rock in summer. Everything from Fall Out Boy to Andrew Jackson Jihad. This kid is going to take in every punk song there is. But he's going to be a punk chef. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Pink will be big. Pink as a tattoo studio on Universal City Walk. If you ever want to go. Get a tattoo, that's the place to go? Yeah. All right. Here's our, we're closing in on the top of the list here.

Okay, this is fucking... Max Leer-Leyron, Bratman. This has got to be a joke name. Yeah, this is not a real kid. Bratman? Bratman. Well, let's read it. Let's see what it says.

What's that Dr. Stephen Buhl trying to say Batman? I mean... Keep a joke. He's completely true. Shout out to... Was the son of Christina Aguilera? Well, I guess he must have passed. That's awful.

Yeah, so I think this is more of like a courtesy. So let's just read it somberly and not... Yeah, so this kid is completely dead. Yeah, so just read it, read it, peaceful. This is Lairn Bratman? Yeah, was he fighting that? Did he die because he's fighting the drucker? No, he's dead.

Was the son of Christina Aguilera with her ex-husband, Jordan Bratman? Max Lyron Bratman was born January 12th, 2008, while still an infant, his mother, together with the Max, ever do a photo shoot for the cover of People magazine with American mercenaries of $1.5 million. U.S. funny behavior in good looks made him a max himself favored by many people. He even had funny behavior before he died? And so I'm getting from this, he actually died in Iraq.

He died at the hands of American mercenaries. First ever ghost child model. Friendly fire. That is perfect. That's a very good direction. This kid, he has a whole Pat Tillman-style American socialist. Pat Tillman, good-looking guy. All right.

We got Levi-Alvez McConaughey. Levi-Alvez, born on July 7, 2008, is the son of actor Matthew McConaughey, producer of the fruit of her wedding to Kamala Alvis, a famous designer and model from Brazil. As his father, Matthew McConaughey mentioned, is one of the most handsome men in Hollywood, then his son. son Levi also allegedly was one of the handsome boys in Hollywood that's a bad putting allegedly in there uh strangely enough but said is Levi already beat two brother namely Viva Alves McConaughey and Alvis McConaughey livingstone also wow what does that mean he's kind of destined for uh I mean you know I don't know if any of you have ever read interviews with Matthew McConaughey he's very very scared of

his receding hairline yeah and he lies about what he did he lies about Yeah, he says he only used monocidil. No, he doesn't, he doesn't even claim he used monocidil. He claims that he used some, like, crazy lotion that, like, maybe they paid him to say it in the 90s or something, and he doesn't, but it's not even like a hair loss thing. It's like, it's like some normal skin lotion. Yeah, I think he went to Turkey. I just put that on my head, and I mean, 10 years later, look, my hair's better than it ever was.

Check these same. Now, this guy had a fucking full F-U-E transplant, right? And then he goes, sorry, I'm getting off topic, okay? The point is, this kid could be basically partnered with the fucking white kid, and he could go, he's white, he's white, he's wide. Yeah, that sounds good. This kid could also just not be famous and be a source for Matthew to harvest hair when it needs it. Yeah, that's fine, too.

I think that that's what's going to end up happening. Yeah, just basically a hair slid. Like a cow for hair in a human farm. Yeah, they just take his hair off. I guess more like a sheep. More like a cow. We'll say cow for now. Yeah, we'll say.

You can shave the sheep's hair. We're just going to say he'll be a child cow. You pull hair out of someone's head like this. So you suspend him upside down and you pull like that like you're milking a cow. And that's how you get the hair out. We'll just say that this kid is going to be a human cow in a human form. Okay. That's all we're going to say.

And here's number one, the big number one most handsome son in the world. Okay. I want to see what you guys think. Number one is Dennis. What the fuck? Dennis Kane. That's the villain from Despicably. That is one of the tri-guys.

Yeah. That's one of the try guys. Oh my God, this picture. Lately the name Dennis Kane became the talk among internet user, especially in the Asian region. Born on February 6, 2007, this child has a mix of blood.

Came from Australia where his father and his mother who came from Korea. With the face of her handsome barrister, not difficult for Dennis to be... What does barrister mean? I've seen that twice on this list. Let's look it up really quick. Barrister.

A lawyer entitled to practice as an advocate. Not difficult for Dennis to be a model for many children's products. It is said that, although still minor, Dennis was able to pose like a model professional and has sense of fashion. This often makes Dennis touted as the world's best-looking son. Are there any comments here? No. I mean, people aren't going in here like, how about my fucking son for your tuck? No, these are just comments on other.

Yeah, there's no comments on this. What would you guys, real quick before we finish up? Well, if you guys, when and if you guys have sons, what do you guys name in them? I feel like Tucker's good. Tucker? Yeah, I probably will also. I'll probably also just do Tucker. Yeah.

Yeah. After T.C. I think I'd probably name my kid Alex. Okay, I'm actually going to name my kid Alex. I've got to change my name to bravery. Okay, mine's actually going to be bravery. This is my son. Bravery Fetter.

I can't do any cool, like, crunchy name because of my last name. We already did this. My life sucks, man. Yeah, we already did the whole Caleb's son. with the last name. Oh, yeah. I guess, I mean, I can't do any cool names

because my last name would... Because you're Irish. Maybe Double-day. Double-day Doran? Double-day Doran? Double-day Doran is like some author... Double-day Doran is some author from like the 1920s or something.

He's from that? Okay. Wait, let me look this up. Double-day Doran wrote go check up double day Doran is a publishing company my sister has that in her house

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