Podcast About List - Ep. 211 - 21 Jumpscares

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

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Come in, come there, come in, and we see a butt. Podcast about list. Every crap monster. Okay, and welcome back to podcast about list. Give me the date. What date is it? It's October 4th. October 4th.

Today. 2020. I got a balls garana soda instead of getting a diet coke. Do you know the episode number? Oh, not off the top of my head. Let me double check really quick. I just feel like I need to. heading on this.

Let's see here. That would be episode 211, I believe. 211. Okay. Yeah. 211. All right, we can just continue. I'm just going to be taking some notes today.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Any, all right? Just some notes. Just for me, yeah. Don't mean about everything. About every part of the show. Yeah.

Okay. It doesn't matter. Did you write down that I had like a strong opening? It's not about you guys. It's just, you know, for my own. But did you write that down? I don't see anything on that. I mean, I can write, I'll write...

Can we pause so I can go buy a Diet Coke? I mean, that's going in the notes, if we do. Is that worth it to you? Would that be worth... Why are you looking at me? It's your decision. You're one of the three, you know? I can't look at him, though, because he's in control the notepad.

So why do I have to decide? I mean, you can do whatever you want. I'm not... I'm the only one who isn't... It's not like the report card. The only thing I should be in charge of right now is Diet Coke. It's not like the report card, but you can go. Yeah, you can go if you want to.

I won't reflect. And it won't be. All right, pause it. God. You, so you what happened to the store. Okay, that's definitely going in the notes. Yeah, that's going in. He fucking faked me out.

The notes were really, honestly, they weren't going to be a report card for either of you guys. It was just so that I could keep my little ideas written down, so I wouldn't interrupt you guys. Right? So, like, is there talking? Say something? Sure. So, um, over the weekend. There could be a fat guy.

Huh? There could be a fat guy. And what? You're calling Cameron. Cameron started speaking. What are you talking about? And then you immediately said fat. Fat.

Are you calling Cameron fat? See, that's what I mean. Are you trying to streamline? I'm trying to improve my own performance. He's trying to give us body dysmorphia. No, I'm not. You skinny mini. No, I'm not, you skinny mini waif.

Damn it. I didn't want to be a waif. Can I tell you guys the guys that? joke I came up with? Yes, fat. Okay, never mind. See, that's what I mean. I need the not, so I can put the stuff in here.

You haven't written a single thing on this not, okay. What are you talking about? He literally wrote the date. He did write the date. Okay, my bad. He wrote the episode number. Went out there at the top of the dash. He wrote F-A-plus.

That's a lower-case T. What letters does he mean with the plus? F-A-plus more letters. No, I'm not saying F-A-plus one letter more. I'm not saying that. That's what he wrote there. and that's just one of the notes that I'm writing that so I don't just blurt it out loud

and ruin the fucking episode Okay, well let's keep it to the Let's keep it on the notepad then Okay, I got a piece of wood in my eye earlier And nobody cared and I didn't even tell anybody You did say, oh, I got wood in my eyes And nobody said, and then you got up and you were covered So I heard more about you being covered

To walk me to the ER or to carry me All the way to the hospital, you didn't care I would need, I need to go to the hospital Because I know that you know what to do. Yeah. I trust that you can find your own. But not even an attempt of, of, hey, here's some water for your eye. Some water.

Nothing. I don't know what to do with eye stuff. I've never had my eyes hurt. My cat's eye, speaking of. Yeah. I've got to take him to the vet. Nice. How was that?

I haven't taken them yet. Oh. I have to take him to the vet. Oh, well, this is not a story yet. Yeah, that's not a story yet. But I know, but knowing him, he's a little crazy. It's going to be a story. You're right.

I'm going to go home for Christmas in December. Okay. Yeah. I'm not sure. I think we all might go home for Christmas. Yeah. So that's pretty interesting. You see what I mean like that?

If you had a notebook like me, you could have just written down. You don't know, because he has a, I mean, you've seen, you've seen Mo. You've seen his eye. Yeah. What's that stand for, you know? Because I've wondered. Moreover. More, does it stand for moreover?

Because I've always been wondering, what does the Mo stand for? Yeah, his eye is a little, a little bit of a cloudy eye. I got to do something about that. I think I'm developing a cloudy eye, not from the outside, but my interior is cloudy. Yeah, my left eye, I think I'm going to need to do. You have cataracts. I think I have some kind of glaucoma or something, Betty Wop style. I think I might lose this eye.

I'm worried, see, I am worried because I'm like, his eye is a little bit swollen and red. Caleb's eye? No, Moes. I do get worried sometimes about losing, like I think that if you're... I'm worried they're gonna take out his eye. I think that honestly,

comedians are at a higher, it's scarier to have to lose a leg or a finger. Because that's all their material, yeah. Then you have to become the guy with no fingers. No, then you're blowing up. That's true.

That's true. Yeah, you will actually... You're going to have Instagram Reels are going to love that. That's a really good point. Comedian with no finger. Comedian with no fingers. The old is my kills.

Yeah. Yeah. Comedian with No Fingers Slays packed crowd. Yeah. I think it's... So, yeah, I have no fingers. Mm-hmm.

That's, yeah. You think Steve Hofstetter... Yeah. Do you think Steve Hofstetter... Steve Off fingers. Yeah. Steve... Well, that's what you would be

if you lost your fingers. Yeah. Do you think Steve Hofstetter maybe... As soon as he started going, like, the heckler thing, like, as soon as he started doing, like, Yeah, I'm going to just destroy hecklers for the rest of my life. Do you think at some point he was like,

what if I just like get rid of like a leg or something too? Elevate it just one more level. Yeah, I mean, he really did. I've been working on a series of videos. Comedian destroys hecklers in wheelchairs. That's a good. It's a bunch of people in wheelchers. What are they heckling?

Usually not, they say, they just say normal heckling stuff. You're not, you shut up. They don't have specific wheelchair, but you have wheelchairs. Yeah. Yeah, I went to the fucking wheelchair and dick-sucking factory. No, I don't actually talk about the wheelchairs at all. It just happened. For some reason, all of my hecklers just happen to be in wheelchairs or on crutches or have bandages around their heads.

But you don't say any jokes about the wheelchair because that won't, let's face it, that won't be PC. Yeah, exactly. I don't say, like, hey, I'm up here doing stand-up comedy. You're down there doing sit-down uncommody because it's not funny. Not funny for a second. Yeah. So you're doing like, like, you're. I'm just specific people, I guess.

There's something about my vibe. You, because you have a very able-bodied vibe. Yeah, and I think it just makes people in wheelchairs jealous. Yeah, it's truly just a jealousy thing. Yeah, when I walked down the street, pretty much people in wheelchairs look at me and they're all jealous. Yeah, pretty much fucking just jealous of all well. And I retort at them. Yeah, you should.

Yeah, let them know. Yeah, I'm going to make a note of that. That was so funny. I'm going to steal that. Is this what you're doing? Is this what the notepet is? You take jokes that we say. We'll do callbacks with the no pet.

You say jokes that we say on the podcast, and then you're going to go do them in stand-up. Not in stand-up. I'm writing a movie. So you're doing like a David Mamet style, like you're just recording your conversations and then using that for dialogue? No, it's going to be a new scary movie movie,

Like in the scary movie, like Wayne's brothers. Speaking of movies, I went to, um... Speaking of movies. I saw, uh, I saw Avatar and IMAX on the big IMAX screen over the weekend. Yeah, I bet the 3D was really good, huh? There was no 3D. What? You knew that.

I wasn't even going to bring that up because it made me so heartbroken. You didn't have to, hey, come on. The projector is broken and they didn't do it in 3D. But I still think even without 3D, it gave me Pandora Syndrome. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, I'm watching this movie. What is Pandora Syndrome? You know, and people, people are like, they watch the movie and they're like,

Like, I, I'm so depressed because I can never live in Pandora, the planet from Avatar. It's like the opposite of Paris syndrome. It's, but I feel like I watch that movie, and I will, I can never look at a human woman affectionately again. I need her to be eight feet tall and blue. Yeah. And not wearing clothes, yeah. Her asshole pussy and boobs are out the entire movie. What?

Her nipples? Yeah, but she doesn't even fuck with those. She just fucks with her hair. Yeah, but she, they still hug and kiss, though. I got to. Trust me. They hug and kiss. Which is basically three-fits and fucking shagging kiss all over each other.

Do you remember? Some of those women are giant and blue and beautiful, though. There was an Avatar porn parody that came out in 2008, and it came with a blue Navi fleshlight. I do remember seeing pictures of the blue knobby fleshlight. Yeah, that's in the movie. Oh, wow. Yeah. They do it.

I remember that they straight up do. They have them out the entire time. She was shot in 3D. She was a necklace in front of it. It was shot in 3D, and then it was in a, there's a tabloid story that says, woman claims watching 3D porn got her pregnant, and it was the avatar one. Dude, oh my God, I would love to get a Navi pregnant. I can believe that.

She got pregnant by a Navi through 3D porno. Dude, that's the dream. Yeah. That's my dream. We were talking last night about picking specific mates so that you could have a fucking awesome dope big sun. Avatar's the ultimate that, dude. Like, you think you want to fuck

like LeBron James or something? No, you want to fucking avatar. Right? Because it'll split the difference because blue mixed with whatever a normal skin tone is is going to look pretty fine. It's clear. Well, so even, yeah, because it might look a little bit colloidal silverly.

That's okay. That's true. It's also going to be nine feet tall. Yeah, that's true. How tall are the avatars? They're huge. They're like 10 feet tall. So if it's, so I'm four, four and a half feet or so. But I'm seven feet tall, so mine's going to be nine feet tall. My son's going to be like six, like six eight, six nine, you know. It's a good.

That's like a center in the NBA. Yeah, yeah, you know. I mean, probably more like a power forward. All right. You know, not pushing that much. The extent of the extent of my knowledge of the NBA all comes from winning time. Really? Mostly.

That song? No, the movie. The show. It's almost time for basketball. There's who. And the dribbler is here. Shooting time. Wait, is that what I said?

There's popcorn in the stands and they have ice cream and they have beer. I want to win its home. I know who I want to win its home. There's Drake. There's Drake. It's a winning time? Why do you say shooting time? Because they change the...

Shooting time is what Patrick thinks that a lot of the NBA players should be subjected to. Whoa! Yeah, my camera. I wanted to do sports photography. Wow, that'd be incredible. You on the sidelines,

you would look like you fully... Patrick's just walking onto the court in front of... They're running down the cord. Patrick just has that one super bright flash and it's just blinding. Trying to upskirt, John Moran. That'd be cool. Trying to upskirt.

They should have to wear. Does he still play? Who? Blake Griffin? Yeah. What team is he on? He, I don't remember. I think that we need to fix the WNBA.

Makes it how, like, Joanna Mann fix it? Like, the ringer fix it? No, what? Not fix it like, let's fucking win. Yeah. Like, we need to... Fix it, like, spay them. I think it's as simple as we spay them.

them first of all and then we just put them in something a little more feminine when i was a kid i thought that um when i was a kid i thought that the and the nba players and the w nba players dated no they do not like each other or at least the wmba players don't want to fuck any of the NBA players for some reason it's like it was a match made in heaven but they end up fucking each other i thought that was a thing black style who is it lisa leslie Lisa lampinelsie yeah she's funny yeah what are the other w nva players i know i think brittney griner Leslie. She got locked up in the...

She got arrested for... Rightfully. She got arrested for smoking weed in Russia. She's in a gulag now. Yeah. Which is smart. You know? She's in the penal colony.

She gets stretched out. Yeah, that's the case for every one of these degenerate pot smokers. I agree. They should be thrown into a... And, you know, she's in a six by six cell. And she's with... Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Or six by... Or she... Yeah. It's basically... It's like she's in Bender's apartment. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. The reveal of Bender's apartment's true size.

Yep. That actually was touching. It was funny, though. When his dog turned into a hot dog. Oh, my God. Or whatever happened in the end of that episode. I remember the dog. When his brother turned out to have been,

existed. And when his brother was turned out, when his brother got turned out in the middle of prison, that was fucking disgusting. Why are we seeing his whole... Why is Fry's brother Or is it Bender's brother? It's Fri.

Fender's a brother is Bender doesn't have a brother. Bender's a guitar. No, Fender's a guitar. Yeah, it's a brother. Bender's a bot. Bender is a bot. Bender's bot brother is not. Bender is a bot, but the dog turns to a brot.

This is my, it's a hot dog. This is my O.C. character, Fender, Bender's brother, and he's kind. Mm, okay. How about Slynder? Man. I'm actually scared of Sunderman. I bet. I bet, uh,

I bet Lila's little pet would eat. Oh, yeah, Kiff. Yeah. No, not Kith. He's talking about Wogler or whatever his fucking name is. What's the name? Nibler, I think. What the hell did you just say?

It's the name of the character, Patrick. Yeah. It won't work. It's the actual name of the character. Yeah, this guy reads Tom Sawyer. You'd be saying the name of the characters, too. I'll tell you that much. Yeah.

Oh, Cameron. What's wrong as saying Tom Sawyer? Wait, no, it's Huck Finn. Huck Finn. Tom Sawyer. Fing has a friendly gym. You know what? wouldn't read any of it anyway yeah yeah i'd read a graphic novel your eyes when you just looked up at

your hat your eyes were completely crossed yeah i had uh i had some of your sawdust in my hat my sawdust i'm not wood you're wood in what world yeah and also there's no sawdust in here because we aren't building anything that's true i see what you're doing yeah and i like it yeah so it's october it's pretty scary yeah that actually scared me yeah that was frightening you can't do stuff you can't do shit like that. This is now a professional work environment as of recently, and we've upgraded a lot of the mentalities about our workspace, so you need to stop doing it.

You do need to. And Regina, if you're listening, it's part of the show. There's going to be jump scares this whole month. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you want to... How's it? You spoiled it. Yeah. You spoiled it. Okay. It's not

really spoiling. It's just setting the ground rules for the month. But if you have rules about, oh, you're going to get scared now they had rules in scream scream scream was funny though i don't give a fuck about scream what happens in bodies bodies bodies uh they all get nude are you slapping serious they slap it then they clap it then they clap it slap it in bodies bodies back to back i hear there's does the movie actually show bodies and bodies and bodies they get in there like rec room for a dream really they go ass to ass yeah wow i think i watched it different dude they get the they get the camera in there so deep

It looks like 2001, a space odys beyond Jupiter. I remember when there used to be movies like buddies, buddies, buddies. Three buddies and one baby. Yeah. Buddies, buddies, buddies was a great movie. The good, the pal and the buddy. Remember that one? I remember that movie.

That one was good. Yeah. Sunday buddies Sunday. Remember that one guy? That one was a good hang. Buddy Kruger, he had lovely pop fingers. A nice man on Elm Street? He would come into your dreams and just hang out.

Yeah. Bring you soda. Come on. Sit down a lot. And he had those fire fits too. Dude, buddy Kruger would, he would, in your dream, if you, like, were like, oh, I've always wanted to try this food. Not friendly Krueger or friendly. Buddy Krueger.

What were you saying he would do? Stop eating your finger. I'm trying to, I didn't have time. He was trying to use a cannibal for October. That's terrifying. Yeah, Buddy Kruger, if you have. Like, if you're like, oh, there's a flavor of Pepsi that's, they only have it in Canada. Buddy Krueger would bring it to you in your dream.

That's right. He'd bring the all-dress chips, right? And he'd be like, no, it's fine. No, you don't even have to Venmo me for these. Oh, my God, he's such a good guy. You imagine, well, here's a problem with Venmo and Buddy Kruger. He can't touch his phone because he got those. I think they're acrylic.

Well, he only has it on one hand. Acrylic nails. His other hands fine. He has acrylic nails that he scratches your back with. Yeah. Because he's such a good friend. He's such a good friend. He's a perfect combination of a man and a woman, and he's got one man hand and one girl hand.

If you need it, too, one ball. He has a big acrylic nails, and he's a kind of friend where if you need it, he'll scratch your back while you fuck him, too. Mm-hmm. If you need it. And he won't be weird about it after. Because he only has half of a vagina, it's really small and tight. Yeah. You just shouldn't touch the other half.

Don't touch the other half. Don't touch it. It's a sliced. Yeah, it's a bisected penis It's so, yeah It looks like a, like a, uh, one of those guys that are in your biology class. It looks like a hot dog that exploded in the microwave. Oh, oh, bubbly-y-y-olded that.

Nasty. Who said that? That wasn't right. And when, uh, buddy versus Jason. Buddy, oh, yeah. Jason Brohees. Whoa. Yeah.

And that Jason Brohees just went to an awesome camp. Yeah, you did go to an awesome. He went, he went to the fat, camp from the Ben Stiller movie. Ben and Stiller movie? Yeah. I didn't say Ben and Stiller. No, I did.

Yes, you did. Yeah, well, if I did. Caleb thinks it's two separate guys. I don't think that there's Ben and Stiller. I don't think they're an Abbott and Costello. Comedy duo. Ben and Stiller. Caleb hit his head partway through a Ben Stiller movie and thought it was a different guy in the

second half. recently been thinking that my eyes have been moving further apart and becoming two people I'm separating like an amoeba yeah my mytosis mytosis mytosis yeah my toes is fucking separating as well going to separating is too yeah yeah yeah but the ben and stiller movie is really fucking funny because dodge ball heavy weights that's what it is that's the fat camp movie that's a dodgeball he's on another level yep okay he's weird that costume cartoon his name is white white his His name is Whitey, or White Goodman. White Whitler.

His name is Whitey Good, or is it Whitey Goodman or White Goodman? I don't remember. I don't remember. That's the movie you wrote. I think it's White Devil. I remember I told my friend, my friend growing up about that movie where he says something about his name being Whitey, and then my friend told me to quiet down because Whitey Bulger could be around and he could think, Whitey Bulger would think that we're making fun

of him. And then he explained who Whitey Bulger was to me. And he was a, I remember Whitey Bulger. He was a serial killer who killed anoint little kids. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I remember learning about Whitey Bulger, too.

I did, too, and I did my, I did a duck boat tour of Boston, and we drove by the courthouse, and they were like, Whitey Bulger was in there. And I was like, who the fuck's Whitey Bulger? Nobody knows Whitey Bulger also. Everybody knows Whitey Bulger in Boston. An insanely funny name. It's great. Whitey. White Bulge.

White Bulge. Johnny Depp I think he would Oh yeah, that's right Johnny Depp Black Mass Johnny and Depp Whitey Bolger

Bulger That's his brother That's his brother Yeah Controversial Boulger Yeah His brother Black

Johnny Depp played a controversial character in the sequel He made an interesting choice Yeah But like Buddy Kruger He was very kind Whiteie Bulger Bad mean guy

Blackie Bulger Very nice too No, there's no such thing as Blacky Bulger. No, there actually is, and we didn't just... Sitting sucking my thumb in a field position. There's no such thing as Blacky Bulger. There actually is such thing, and we didn't just come up with that idea and say it from our own brains. That's a thing that already existed.

You're right. If you're from Somerville, you know. If you lived on Winter Hill, you know that Blackie Bolger would go around. He would go around the fucking... Just try. What did he do? Go ahead, just try. He would go to Victa's Deli.

Okay, and do what? And he would want to the subs. He'd get subs there. And Somerville. Okay. All right. And that's a guy from Somerville. That's his character I've been working on.

Oh, that's a pretty bad character. Really? Yeah, it's really bad. It's bad. Hello, hello, hello. That's better. This could be something. I'm from Somerville.

There we go. I've never even heard of anyone from Summerville, I don't like that. Could be Summerville. My mom is from Somerville. And it's actually, it's a disgrace that I, I haven't done it justice. I'm actually... Fuck Somerville.

Yeah, she's from Sumherville, because she's just some her. I'm going to just shut off my microphone, and I think I'll just be quiet for the rest of the episode. Okay, I'm going to make a note of that. Do you guys know my friend Guggler? Yeah, he doesn't exist.

Yeah. Oh, you were talking about him really here. Yeah, he has never, not even a little bit. I do remember that. Yeah, he's just never even been any guy. Do you remember the real guy that we used to hang out with whose name was, um, micro? I do not.

No, I don't know what that is. You remember Mikero? Yeah. Yeah, from Dirty Jobs? No. Oh. Mike Rowe. Yeah, Mike Rowe.

No, Micro. Wait. Mike Rowe. No, his first name was Micro. Can you attest to this, Patrick? I got something in my eye. Yeah. His first name was Micro.

His last name was nothing. Okay. And he was green. Micro Nothing. And he was from outer space. Yeah. But he existed? Well, his last name was nothing because they didn't have a concept.

No, his last name was nothing. His name was Micro Nothing. I do, you know, I found out the other name is from green space. I found out the other day, if I moved to Korea, my name would be Pitts-Kaleb. Yeah. Right? I actually, I actually recently, that would also, my name would be Fedor Cameron if I moved to the mirror world. Well, is that kind of what Korea is then, I guess.

I mean, that's at least some evidence to that. I mean, think about it. They literally, they have a mirror in the, but they got north and South Korea. Yeah, it's perfectly mirrored. So maybe North Korea is just the same as America. Uh-huh. And then South Korea is just a big gait around it. Is it a gated community?

a gate around North Korea. Oh, I thought you said there's a big gator around it. No, there's, well, trust me. That would be scary if there's a moat. They should change it to a moat. The Great Wall of China should be turned into a... Do you know why every other micronation has failed so far and has been fucking destroyed?

It's because none of them had motes with gaiters. Exactly. That's a good point. That's how you keep out the U.N. Was Guaco a micronation? No, it was just a cult. Oh, okay. Well, were they trying to start a micro nation.

I don't think so. I think they just were a cult. I'll start a microination. Who was trying to start the micronation? Like a Dirty job. Was it, was it? I already said that. Huh?

I'm just talking to myself. Oh, micro station. So try running it on the nose. I'm just talking to myself because I turned crazy. It wasn't, it wasn't Ruby Ridge, was it? That was, that was. That's a porn star. No.

No? You're thinking of Ruby Tuesday. That's a restaurant. No, that's a Rolling Stone. Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay, so I'll make a note of that. I'll hear.

I'll just Google, what was the Micronation? your note, all you did was draw a dash, and then you put the pencil down. Because I couldn't remember out of a spell. We'll be putting a picture of these notes up on Twitter. So far, it has fat, and it says retort, but it really looks like it says something else because of my handwriting. This one, I forgot what I was going to say, so I'm just going to do a smiley face. And I did the eyes off center, so now it just looks like one big scooping, and it looks like a J. It looks like a highlight.

Operation Atlantis, an early 1970s, New York-based libertarian group built a conqueror. hold ship called Freedom, which they sailed to the Caribbean, intending to permanently anchor it as their territory. The ship sank in a hurricane, and the project was abandoned. Yeah. Isn't there one that's still like that? There's my impression of them. Over there. Let's make the ship out

of concrete. Yeah, this won't sink. Let's make it out of concrete men. Yeah. There's like an island that Google owns. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein, Little St. James. When you think about that. So that's basically big tech is some kind of fucked up.

Hold on. Yeah, well, let me explain, though. Big Tech is like some kind of fucked up right-wing, right-est thing. So now let's bump mics now. Hutt River. Yeah, I'm a butt giver. You want some? Pound that out.

That's where the huts live. Yeah. Okay, let's hear some more micronations here. Most of them are really not interesting. All right. What about? Global country of world peace, a country without borders for peace-loving people everywhere. What's that one micronation?

It's like an island. There's the... Sealand? No, it's the fucking the guy... There's like... It's just like a landing strip for a plane and then like a... It's got like that plaza, delfino plaza or something.

And there's like a big statue with a star thing. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. There's a little blue bugger keeps running around, going... Yeah. Right? And he's sliding around. Yeah, that's the principality of sea land. It's the principality of sea land.

It's fucking graffiti everywhere. There's a fucking talking robot. Oh, I know what you're talking about. That's the principality of sea land. There's a dinosaur that eats vegetables. It was a world. It was a World War II-era anti-aircraft platform built in the North Sea. Oh, wow, I didn't know that.

Yeah, that's what that was. Oh, shit. Well, Asked and answered. I'm going to write that one down. That was a yes. Yes. Oh, you rode down was yes. No.

I was zippity beginning it was a sentence. Oh, man. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Well, I ate a battery today. You did not eat a battery? You did not eat a battery?

You're fucking lying. Why are you looking at me like that? Leave me alone. Say that to Patrick. Pat, guess what? Guess what I had for lunch? Rubin. We both had a Rubin.

We both had a bristrami sandwich. Swallowed it. No, I swallowed it like a cartoon cat with a goldfish. I kind of do want a Diet Coke really bad. I actually ate some raindrops last night. You had raindrops? Yeah. Those are actually a delicacy in a cloud.

I straight up think that we should get a Costco membership for like one month by a mini fridge and then just filled up. with awesome sodas. This is an idea that I've had for a while. I think a Costco membership is like eight bucks. We probably could get a business card. At Costco? Yeah.

Oh, damn. Oh, my God. Dude, we could share it and actually buy fucking groceries. You're the only one with a car, though. I'll take you to. Okay. Costco. I take you to Costco.

That was a funky town rip-up. And it's sung by Cleveland. Costco. I guess it's not by Cleveland. He said, Alan, what happened at the end of the song? I got stabbed. Whoa, why are you getting stabbed? By Stewie.

That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that actually trashed by Stewie. Yeah. Stooly. Stooly Griffin. Stewie Griffin. Stoey Griffin. Go get a Diet Coke.

You're Cosbin out. Yeah, you're fully Cosby because you ever get a Coke in one minute. He's fully Cosby. He doesn't need a Diet Coke. Yeah, I don't think you need a Diet Coke. Yeah, I don't think you do. Keep that bad stuff out your damn body. Drink yourself some fucking...

I drink a soda called balls. I ain't even going to say anything. Yeah. I'm even going to touch those balls. Yeah. Wait. My name is Cleveland. Okay, so I brought a list.

You better. I was not to sing the Cleveland show theme. Yeah, I know you were. That's exactly why I started saying that it's time for the list. White Boy speaks Cleveland. My boy speaks perfect Cleveland to Loretta. Oh. No, to Donna.

Don is his new wife. Donna, yeah, the Loretta leaves him. That's why he's speaking to Loretta. Yeah. Oh, right. White boy speaks perfect Cleveland to Donna. White boy has words. White boy has words for Loretta.

White boy has words in perfect Cleveland for Loretta and Donna. White boy. White boy has a. A talking to And with Loretta And perfectly Rilow St. Riloh.

Kailor. Skyler. Robbie. And Robbie. Robbie. Is there a bear in that show? Yeah. What the hell's going on?

It's in the theme song, bud. And even a bear. And even a bear. I remembered. Okay. All right. It's true love we share. So this is that website

we've been doing. This is the last one I found on this website. Ghost Street, which we did the ones about the This is an important episode, because this is the end of a trilogy. This is going to go down in Hillogy. As a trilogy.

As a tristory. It's the end of the trilogy. It's also the end of Ghost Street, with the start of Jump Scare Month. Jump Street month. Do we call it Jump Street? Or what are we calling? Because I know that every episode is going to have the gym. We call it like 21 Jump Street, but we call it like 8 Jump Street.

21 jump scares, and there's 21 jump scares throughout the month. How many episodes do we do? Well, we do we have to do multiple. We just put in 21, yeah, yeah, 21 jump scares. I think that we should have a lot more jump scares. That's not. 21? That's way to.

Ah! We already used that two. Yeah, exactly. So we have it at least. We have 21, 21, we're not going more than 21. So we do two each at 16 total. Yeah, 21 is the perfect number. So we got, now we have a couple with, to add some extra ones for some of the extra ones.

Yeah, but I feel like that jump scare. you just did is just... You were the one complaining that we burned through two and you got three. And it was so close, too. The 21 jump scare. So we're at 30.

We got 18 left. We have 18 left. I don't think we should do... I think it should be the 31 days of Halloween. That's... There's not. There's one day of Halloween.

First of all, there's one day of Halloween. And we're also, we're starting this on the fourth day of October. And we're only releasing episodes on eight of the days. But you can't divide eight by 21. That's why it's scary because it's random We don't want it to be per Exactly Oh maybe this one has zero

Maybe next episode There's none of them But then there's a bunch of them in a row Yeah And we'll save the last but we'll save the last one For the end Uh huh Because there's gonna be a lot of jump scares

Yeah On the Monday show But anyway This is under the category Beranda ghost On ghost And this is a special October list Called top 10

Most creepy ghost in the world Holy fuck I wish I'd save A Gump scare for that A gump scare Yeah A gump scare What's that part where he's in Vietnam And his fucking

There's a war Yeah Yeah What's a gump scare? A gump scare is when they go to the You go to the doctor And they skin your brain You're worried that you got

And they look very They look very concerned It's AIDS It's they say you might have AIDS And you go That's got to be a gump scare That's got to be a gump scare Another gump scare is

Another gump scare is Maybe like a feather Flies in your face Oh are you right You wake up You're running Uh huh Did he run

Did he sleep all he ran? No. Is it non-stop? Is that the insinuation of the movie? He slept all he ran. What the hell's wrong with this guy? I know. Got a mental deficiency.

Okay. What the hell is wrong with Forrest Gump? Oh, you know what the real Gump scare is is when you go to Bubba Gump and you find a toenail in your coconut shrimp? Did I already talk on the podcast about. In October, I would love to find a toadstool. Did I already say on the podcast about what my uncle Tim said

when he watched Nathan for you? No. He was what? We were watching Nathan Field with my cousin at his house. He walked in and watched it for two minutes. He's like, Jesus Christ, is this guy retarded or something? He just didn't. He was like, this guy is stupid.

And he wouldn't stop talking about it. Then he was like, oh, so he's a YouTuber. And we were like, yeah. Like Nathan Fielder? Yeah, we thought Nathan Fielder was a YouTuber. He was like, oh, I get it. He's a YouTuber. My Uncle Tim's a beast.

Sounds cool. Where does he have that accent? Because he's from Midwest somewhere. I don't know. He married. in. Yeah. Yeah.

Not a real... What did this have to do with Forrest Gump? Just made me think of... Uh, you know. Maybe write that down. Yeah. Top ten most creepy ghost in the world.

Everyone will be afraid of ghosts, but some brave. Because the creepy figure it makes us afraid of ghosts. Any place or a country must have the myth of each of hauntings. But here are a few countries that have the most scary

and creepy ghost in the world. Okay. Wait, a few countries? That's what it says here. But it's the most, 10 most creepy ghost In the world. It's worldwide ghosts.

It's going to be broken down by country. I mean, we'll see. Some of them are, you know, specific to countries. Here's my guess. Samurai. It's from... Ghost of Tushima. From that.

Uh-huh. So from Sushima. The blue electricity guy from Scooby-Doo from Cyber World. That's going to be definitely on there. Yeah. Bigfoot's got to be on there. Uh-huh. Bigfoot's a fucking dinner.

Yeah. The Jersey Devil. Ghost of my grandmother. Yeah, at my house. In America. America. Texas ghost. Texas ghost could be big.

Cowboy, Texas ghost. Number 10, incubus slash succubis. And just look at, check this picture out. Oh my God, suck you this. Hey, incubus, I'd rather just see them in concert, not in my room. Yeah. At the end of my bed. Get out of my room.

Yeah. This ghost is a ghost that is very scary. What does not, he will pray on the girls who was falling asleep at night. After getting his prey, he would fuck the girl that aims to make the girl pregnant with his child. More made more daunting. This ghost faced creepy, have the horns and wings on his shoulders. I like that all of these are kind of written. Like, I don't know why I think this when it's read on this website, but I think that it's always written like, like, like, medically.

You know? Yeah, just to see the word fuck in there. Yeah, to use the word fuck as like a, like, oh, like he would, uh, he would like, you'd like, penetrate the woman as she sleeps. Yeah, it is a very... I don't know. I don't know where I was going with that. I feel like a lot of...

A lot of these could be read off like a teleprompter on the news or something. That's what I... Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. This ghost is a ghost that is very scary. He would fuck the girl that aims to make the girl pregnant. That kind of thing. With his child.

This ghost-based creepy. I'm Brian Wilson. Horns and wings on his shoulder. It's horns. It's horns. It's cones. Can you scroll down to stop? Huh?

Can you scroll down to stop talking about cone? It's hones. He loves that cone kid. The cone kid's funny as fuck. That kid's going to be so cool when he grows up. Dude, if that kid writes a fucking book, I'm the first customer in line to buy that shit. You're going to read the cone kid's books. It's going to be misspelled.

It's going to be so fucking funny or good. No. No. It's so funny how burnt out here. If that Cone Kid becomes a cartoonist, count me number one fan of whatever he draws or animates. Have you seen the clip of the corn kid on the red carpet, and he's just like, uh, like they're like,

and is there corn in the movie? And he's just going, I don't know. I haven't seen that. God, that kind of makes me pissed off. It's like, just play along, say it's Cone. Yeah, like be fucking funny. Yeah. Just say your, say your cone thing.

Nobody cares about your sad clown act. Okay, Robin Williams. Yeah, exactly. Go ahead and kill yourself. His bone up and cone up, yeah. Yeah, calm the fuck up, kid. Number nine. Like Robin Williams,

he had a cone cob pipe, Popeye. Robin Williams was in Popeye. Did he have a corn cob pipe? In a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Is that Popeye? Yeah, that's Popeye. Oh, shit.

I guess a... Popeye, the sailor was a very... sailor man With his big strong arms And he had strong arms An anchor tattoo He ran He went to fight the

Protesters He wanted to bring peace And then what happened And then they ended up invading the whole Middle East Popeye the sailor He ate spinach so fast

Then he went to the Middle East, and he made a blast, and the USA will win. The USA is the best country in the world, with the red and blue and the white there too. It's the greatest one we have. That was a song from childhood. That was a song from childhood about Popeye. I got the white there too in my brain like a sudden, like a shun. Like a shock of inspiration. I was somehow looking at him and

I just felt it in my brain. The white there too. And the white there too. Red and blue at the white there too. It's the best flag that we have. Oh, Bloody Mary is number nine. Bloody Mary. Legend of Bloody Mary is very popular in the Western world.

This ghost will come out when called in front of the mirror three times. Bloody Mary. That's two. That's the word. No, he read the title and then he said it. I'm not in front of a mirror. The black mirror of your The screen is on

It's not a black mirror right now You're in front of that That's also on Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Guys I actually am scared I wish I could take back my words This is gonna affect

Let me at least finish reading this here Because this is the most important part Okay Bloody Mary said that the story Could be called upon to kill people Bloody Mary said that Yeah So you guys thought that I read that?

You guys are getting real comfortable With saying her name three times and it's pissing me off That's a good point I will stop Patrick what's your What kind of drink Can you think of

That has tomato juice in it Bloody Mary Okay wait This guy won't say it three times It has no problem ordering Three Bloody Maryes On a fucking Tuesday morning Tell you that much

What other The ones I order Have a whole rotissory chicken in them I didn't hear what you said What was it? Actually Caesar It's called a Caesar What's another

To our friends north of the border What would we call it, though? I can't remember. In the States, it's called a BM or Bloody Mary. Okay. Wait, why BM? What does BM stand for? Well, I said it already.

I didn't hear it. Well, BM is what's... What does it stand for? In Canada, they call it a Caesar. And Caesar is it right here. Let's play Bloody Mary Kill. Okay, well, I would Bloody Mary. Mary.

Why would Bloody... Wait, why was six or Freight of Seven? Bloody Mary. He said it for the third time. Why did that work? You're gonna die. Oh, Jesus. Your white ass, your cracker ass is going to get killed by playing.

Fucking Bloody Mary's gonna pull up. My white ass getting killed by Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary has a chopper when she's in the... Oh, my God. She's going to slide on you. Yeah. Bloody Mary slid on my bathroom. She spun the bathroom mirror.

She came back around. Basically, Bloody Mary, I'm one of her ultimate ops. Number eight. When to go. Look at this picture I know when to go When fucking Bloody Mary's in my fucking mirror That's right

Right or will the bell rings That's where I'll go In my pants Yeah I know when to go When the cops show up At the party At the function

Yeah Ghost stories This one coming from the United States Initially this creature Came from outer space And a high intangible Large animals And fanged and clod like a wolf

The ghost continues to eat Human flesh to stay alive This ghost is hiding in the forest And going out at night To search for victims as food Which is more frightening supposedly humans can also be turned into a Wendigo when doing certain ritula.

I've never heard of a Wendigo. I've never heard of a Ritula. It's a Native American monster. It looks like a circle. Yeah, they circled nothing in this picture. Have you ever played Until Dawn? Yeah, love that. That's about Wendigo's.

What? Really? A Wendigo is like a Skinwalker. He's clearly never read the same type of thing. I don't like when the Wendigost is on the movie. Yeah. I'm going to look up a picture of a Wendigo. It looks like it has antlers, I think.

Oh, okay, a windigo. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. So apparently, according to this, it came from outer space. It's like from the ritual. I didn't know about. That's actually a Yotun. But it's actually a Norse god.

It's a Yotul. It's that German name of, ancient Norse name for John. Hey, how about you move Yotun of ass? Yeah, how would you put Yotun back in your damn pants? Uh-huh. And how about you don't drop that ton? Ton, ton, ton, ton. Ton, ton.

Well, that was honestly Like the earlier thing Where you beam Tuntun into my head Tung, Tum, Tum, Tum, Tum, Tum Tum insane Okay, what's next? Okay, what's next? Number seven is Banshee

You got somewhere to go You keep looking at the clock Yeah, chill To take my cat to the vet Is he about to die? I don't know, he's got a weird eye thing He's had that for the entire time he's had it Hasn't been red

It's a little swollen right now Maybe he's becoming evil like Cotor Yeah, that's true. showing up in his appearance, he's grown horns. You have vainy skin. That's true. Maybe he's turning into an incubus with horns and wings. I'm like, when I see some guy at the gym with way too many veins, I'm like, you do realize that means you fucking evil.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. I feel like if you have a lot of veins, you're weaker because you can just get them. I can just pull them out of someone if I see them. Who is this, a banshee? Yeah. Banshee is a ghost?

No, I'm just going to, hold on a minute. Do you know what a banshee is? I got out of that video. A banshee is a ghost A female spirit I thought a banshee was a purple plane That you ride in a harrow Even then it's a taxi

Ghosts that is shaped naked woman With a very creepy face with disheveled hair This ghost is a sign of death That when there is a voice crying Banshee backyard Then there will be people that are going to die at home Yeah I hate when I am outside in here Banshee backyard

Banchi backyard Me too And then I go out in the backyard And I get killed by a banshee Yeah. I tell you what, though, that looks less like a banchie, more like some kind of Klansman from the Klu Klux Klan racist organization. If you were in your house and you heard someone outside, like in a ghostly voice say, Backyard! Would you go in your backyard?

No. If you heard somebody say in a ghostly voice, you're next in line for the death for death. And it was from maybe the end of a dark hallway and you saw like teeth and like eyes and stuff. And it was saying, yeah, you're next in line for death. Would you walk towards that or would you probably just stay in your home? You saw the killer. There's a hallway outside of my home? All right, hypothetical.

If there's a killer on the loose and you've seen this on the news, right? But then you open up your closet and there's a sign that says the killer's near. And it's written in your own blood, right? But then you look down, your fingers are all pricked. You realize you're crazy. Are you going to go kill yourself? Are you killing other people? Others.

Okay. Others, yeah. So if you walk in. That must make you the killer. If you see a clown's super statue, right? and you give it a kiss. A super statue. Well, it's bigger.

It's huge. Yeah. If you see some kind of... It's leveled up from a normal clown statue. Say, where's the beef? You tell the parents. You say, what's the beef? Say, where's the beef?

Yeah. And then they tell you exactly where all that is. Are you going to go, you guys, eat the beef or what? I don't... I think I might. Okay. That's pretty cool. Number six is doppelganger.

Look at this picture. I don't think that's a good thing. ghost i think that's some kind of genetic uh yeah i think well let's find out let's a little like let's just want to let's find out if it's a ghost why don't you read right here and see if it says about it being a ghost here what if you see yourself in front of your own yes doppelganger is a figure where it resembles a ghost yourself not just physically but also the behavior and dress exactly the same as you supposedly if you look at the doppelganger it means death will soon pick you so that's pretty much exactly what you just said about the hallway too okay so you look into the hallway it's a

complete ganger of you. Yeah. And you are saying, wait, I don't have a mirror in my hallway, right? And then the doppelganger starts moving towards you, his hands turned into claws, his mouth turns into a knife. Are you just running away? You're running towards it and trying to bang the mirror. If I run away, it will chase me because it's the same as me.

What would you do if you saw your funniest cousin? I probably bang it. What if you looked into magic glass and you saw something that looked exactly like you? I'd probably bang that too. Yeah. Yeah. I'd probably bang it till it died. Funniest cousin who's a doppelganger of you.

I'd bang him until he smelled bad. Would he smell bad or would the room smell? I'd smell him badly. I need to smell him. You wouldn't smell him, you would stink him up. I'd stink him up by banging him to death. Thinking I'd be stinking. Yeah.

Do you guys see the Jeffrey Dahmer movies? No. I saw some of it while my girlfriend was watching out. I saw half of the Jeremy Renner one. The bomb one, where he's Jeffrey Dahmer in the Middle East. He's defusing bombs in the... Yeah. I saw that getting a tattoo.

Hmm. Why is this guy, why are we vilifying this hero? I don't understand. Yeah. But the Jeffrey Dahmer movie, he apparently, I didn't know this, he's trying to make, he's trying to make robotic zombies. That's what he was doing in real life. Yeah, I know. I didn't know that.

Yeah, it's crazy. He was crazy, dude. He used to show. That guy was nuts. He was crazy. Does that serial killers go, he was such a, is crazy. He was making zombie slaves. Pretty cool.

Zombie sex slaves. He would drill in a piece. people's heads and, like, pour acid into their brains. Finalytic. He also made everybody watch The Exorcist 3. The third one. The one with the... Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It took me a second, yeah, but yes. Yeah, that one. Yeah. That's a good movie. Yeah. Good movie.

It is such a good movie. Jeffrey Dahmer shows you good to him. His taste in movies and men. That's what I was saying, dude. I feel like if I could sit down with Jeffrey Dahmer, I could just, like, hash it out. I feel like I could have a breakthrough. I feel like me and him could connect on some level about movies. I think he'd break through the fucking front of your head.

I think, you know, you could connect to him about movies. I was saying this to Patrick, Jeffrey Dahmer would not kill me because I would give it up for him, and I would change him. You think that... I would give him butt so good. You think he would stop. You think he'd give him magic butt. Yeah. I think it's the one, I think that...

I think if I could, if I save it up and I get fucked in the butt one time, if I'm, like, charging up how... But, manna spells itself in the Jeffrey Dahmer and his cure. Exactly. Like, if I never get butted, my whole life, my whole life. You lost your Virginia, your butt Virginia. I say I'm like, you know, I'm in, I'm early 30s, okay, at this point. Because it's still young enough for Jeffrey Dahmer to want to butt me. But the butt is getting looser as you get older.

No, dude, I've been doing stuff. Yeah? Yeah, I've been, I've been. A lotis and stuff? Yeah, all sorts of, I mean, basically everything under the sun. and then where the sun... And putting that thing under the sun, dry it out like a raisin.

I think I'm getting down on the bed. I think I'm putting my butt up in the air and I think I'm jackhammering him. Uh-huh. Like, I have control the situation. Of course. Like, he doesn't even want to. And I think he's never killing anyone.

And I think he's never killing anyone. whenever again after that So you're showing up to jail You're going into the You're doing it I don't think I think this is in this scenario This is pre-jail

Yeah This is pre-first jail This is like 20s This is like 22 years old This is the inglorious bastards Of Jeffrey Cameron Cameron has a time machine Yeah yeah

He's going back before his first killed So you force him into your crazy type butt Which we've established It's magically It's full of Banna It's just it's never been used And it's ready to

to be used okay yeah so it's fresh it's like it's like a pear that's like you know right when the pair is the perfect ripeness yeah it's folded it takes like 30 years for a butt to get that right crispy like a white haines t-shirt out of a bag and it's clean and it's really clean it's course never never never never ever came out of this i went to the car wash i i went to the car wash and i used like a three a three gallon fleet yeah yeah you dropped a gallon of fabuloso down there yeah there's I mean, everything, everything that you could put in there to make it better, I did that. Okay. And then you blow his mind, right?

And he says, wow, I never want to make a fucking zombie sex slave in my life. Yeah, exactly. There's one thing I know I never want to do is kidnap a 16-year-old boy and turn him into a sex slave. Right, yeah. It's like, that could never be as good as this. And eat his leg. And then maybe in front of him, I get back into my time machine. I'm like, you want to get this again.

You got to survive until, uh, till 2020. You got to stay out of jail. be a good clean boy Christian boy Maybe I'll give you this again And then I'll like kind of toss my butt Like do it a little like Yeah

Toss it over your shoulder like a jacket I'll put my kind of my hand on my hip And swing do a little swing If you ever want to see this again And then you also say And a giant lightning ball comes down And I disappear And I think that he

And when he gets, if he makes it I'll let him fuck me again Back in the future Yeah Well but you also got to like tell him like But by then it would be bad you got to tell him like you got to memorize like that it'll be so bad and he might start killing people again well it's just well yeah but you're immediately after the last one because

you just went time travel or just time travel you also got to think if if you do that and he goes you go back to the future what if the idea of him not having that makes him go crazy that's not my fault oh and then he's then he's it's even worse because he's trying to make the holes in people he's turn them into sponge bob yeah he's trying to either turn them into sponge bob or or or doing surgery on their butts. I mean, honestly, if that happens, it's not my problem because I did more than anyone else did to try and stop him. That's true.

Almost nobody did anything to stop Jeffrey Dahmer based on the movie. Yeah. Yeah, cops kept coming out. What do you try, like, what do these people try to do, run away? Yeah. Guess not. Tell people about him. No, dude.

Throw it back on him. Yeah, ruin his life. That's right. Yeah. He's trying to take your life. I'm going to ruin his life, girl. He has no bed frame. No way.

Come on. So that's why nobody. ever gave him next level butt. Yeah. Because he's a slob. Uh-huh. Right? He was a total slob.

There's fucking tongues and teeth and brains, eye sockets and shit. And you're like, Jesus Christ, clean it up, at least do some meal prep. Uh-huh. You know, get your shit together overnight oats. I would have gone back. See, I would have taken a different thing. I would have tried to become a gym buddy. Uh-huh.

Try to get him on a new program would have been, hey, creatine, it's a good for your brain. Uh-huh. That's actually a great idea is to make him really, really strong. Ashwaganda. That would actually be really help out in that situation. and if he was extremely strong. He'll take out that stress in the joy.

Powerful. And maybe he might even kill a professional bodybuilder, right? But if he only kills one bodybuilder, that's enough meat to last you a lifetime. Right. So why is it? That's the problem. He's going to these gay clubs with these little skinny guys. And he was eating one of them being like, oh, I'm still fucking hungry, right?

It's like when you buy a rotissory chicken. I'll eat two rotissory chickens if they're not from Costco. If they're too small, I'll go, I'll eat one. I'll go, fuck, I'm still hungry. Go back eat another. But if I got one of those cocked. Costco big-ass Roto Chicks? I'm fucking good for days.

See, I have a different... My strategy is entirely different from both of yours. Okay. I go back in time, and then I bring him even farther back in time. I go into the time machine. I take Jeffrey Dahmer. I grab him. Bring him into the portal.

It's a portal-based one. Okay. Rick and Morty-style. I go all the way back. I show him Rick and Morty. okay well you didn't have to come in with a better I'm sorry okay continue you already had yours you go all the way back

well no because now it's like I if I showed him Rick and Morty he would understand that like depression is actually like something that you can get help it would kind of cure him of his kind of like that's true yeah he would have a really he'd be like okay you know what another good solution is is maybe cut off his head

see that's what I was going to do I was going to bring him back in time to like the 1700s well then I'm what he's doing would be okay. I didn't say that he's a witch. You should bring, oh, that's true. If it was in the 1700s, there wouldn't be a problem. I'd say this is our, he's our king. I'd bring him back to the year. A little bit of an imperialism commentary. I'd bring him back to the year

33. Okay, and I think you know where I'm going with this. I think I do know where you're going with this. Right. I'd show him the miracles of Jesus Christ, right? Jesus Christ multiplying the bread, right? Jesus Christ baptizing the, uh, John the Baptist. Okay, Jesus Christ rising again after he's been crucified, right? He's turning water to wine, all this stuff. He's walking on water at the end, right, with

with the disciples. I would show them all that, and I say, with all of that in mind, with the, like, the glory of Jesus Christ in your brain, you know, all the Old Testament myths are true, do you still want to go make a zombie sex slave five-year-old? And if you do, then that's all. If you are, I just

want you to know, you will be, like, first of all, all your victims are going to be fucking in heaven, and all, and fucking each other in heaven, and all of you, you're going to be in a lake of fire. Yeah. You're going to be fucking burning alive forever, right? Eventually, there's going to be a full-on tribulation, if they have

It comes in your lifetime and your lifestyle. Yeah. Right? And you're going to suffer. Facts. Yeah. Dead ass. I'd go back in time and kill him. Yeah.

Yeah, that also would work, too. Kill them with like a... Kindness. Oh, okay. All right. Number five, Oswang. Look at this picture. That is Old Greg.

That is Patrick on any holiday. Pat, go ahead. Take this one. Ghosts that. this one is very well known in his home country namely the Philippines that's the sound it makes

Aswong is a traditional ghost in the Philippines shaped like a cross between a vampire and a witch according Aswan's stories are powerful, terrible and sometimes can turn into a giant black bear it is said during the day Aswan Birjua

Try that again Beru no Beruja de Kahn a man Like he did that to a man Yeah

A beruggan Well not just a man Keep going With a quiet personality Even while in the next Will turn into a ghost Sanact Cruel and creepy

Even a man with a quiet personality Can turn into a ghost Senact cruel and creepy True A man with quiet personality Jeffrey Dahmer I think I got a quiet personality

Number four is changeling. And they changed into a wheelchair. This is this picture. This is a crop of the movie poster for the movie The Changeling. I wish I could change my link. That is not, I wish I could change my link too. I wish I could change my link and make it fucking, make it wider. Cangling is one creepy ghost next.

Changling appearing as a substitute if a child stolen by supernatural beings as a meal. Stolen by supernatural beings as a meal. Physical shape is identical to the stolen children But has a slightly different behavior Bebarala time later Changling would be catastrophic and continues to do so Would cost the lives of the people who are around him So a changeling is a clone

Yeah a shape shifter Yeah a clone of a it's It's like when fairy steal a baby And then they leave a one that's a clone In its place that's evil Really? Yeah I didn't know that Yeah

Oh wow It was old like I want to say it's Irish Is that still happen or is it like cured, like smallpox? I don't know. I feel like it's probably one of those things that happens rarely, but we have a vaccine against it now. Like the black plague. Number three is Yuri.

Uri. Behind the beauty of the Japanese state turned out to save the mythical story very creepy. One of them is a ghost named Yuri. Yuri is a ghost who is described as the woman who has pale skin and long hair and unkempt and run smack float, surrounded by fireballs blazing. It is said that Yuri is the incarnation of the women who avenge his death. She runs, smack, floats surrounded by fireballs blazing?

Listen, I know women who run, I know women who smack, right? But who float surrounded by fireballs blazing, I mean, that's reserved for kind of dark Phoenix. Yeah. Sounds like a Pokemon. Yeah. Or a video game enemy of some type. Number two. Pokemon are the enemy in the game.

Oh, that's true. That's a good point. You know what they should give you. You should be able to go into the Pokemon games with a riding lawnmower, John Deere, just fucking obliterate them. Yeah. Tear that. I mean, yeah, you're tearing down the grass. Just get that grass out of here.

Yeah, that's right. I don't want that grass, boy. Uh-huh. Right? And you should also have a fucking, you should be able to fill, like, the office, you'd be able to fill a caves with jelly. I should have one of those, the McDonald's machines they use on the male chickens, or on the chicks or whatever. and I have that and I'm catching every Pokemon in the area and on the route I'm walking around

I'm catching every Pokemon they're all watching me catch every Pokemon I have a giant bag full of Pokemon I'm walking back to my house I have a big plate glass window they can see I'm blow it just dropping all the pokeballs in that machine they're like you have to stop we want to catch some Pokemon too and I'm like you've got to be faster that's right I caught them I can do it they're mine

I can do what I want with them I got a shiny absal I want to find the Mr. Mime speaking of Ness I want to find the Mr. Mime nest or the Mr. Mime Hill, and I want to pour molten lava down there and create a statue with their burning bodies. I would love to pull the legs off of Mr. Mime.

Me too. Imagine the Roto Chicks in the Pokemon universe, right? Oh my God. You imagine what a Mr. Mime tastes like. Probably like cotton candy. It's so fucking good. Yeah. It's got to be good. So good. Yeah. Those hairs. The hair on the head would taste

so good. Number two, Rougaroo. All right, Scooby. alone is as an ordinary man who led a normal life like most people until adulthood then sign normal nanya appear the signs

that he will continue to feel hungry and then he... Whatever acting... Until the sat nia he will feed on humans as well. Sometimes he would be camouflaged as an ordinary human being as a way to trap prey

and ultimately will make food as a remedy against hunger. Food is a remedy for hunger. That is true. I never thought of that. I didn't think about that either. Hunger is an affliction. Yeah. Like food is the remedy. Exactly. That makes sense. That makes sense to me, too. Food has got to be hunger's remedy. All right. Any guesses on what number one is? I just scrolled down and saw it. Plants. What is this list again? Top ten most creepy ghost in world. That's got to be fucking the devil. It's zombie. Oh, I said the zombie's end of me. It's like the same, dude. All right, zombie's not a ghost, right? All right. Zombies are very famous in western countries. Figure undead rising from the grave is certainly very scary.

No wonder if the devil this one being one of the most frightening demon world. Zombie is also widely used as inspiration for the film overseas. Terrible shape and degan bloodstains that exist throughout the body makes it more scary zombie. Though walking with a slow, zombies are very dangerous. This is because the zombies constantly hungry and will cellulu try to eat any creature they encountered. Have you seen those videos of these fucking deer that have this? crazy disease that makes them just spin in circles like zombies.

That sounds crazy. I didn't see that. They like get some, it's like some brain eating disease and eventually it ends up to the point where they just like start running in circles until they die. That's nuts. I love stuff like that.

That is cool. And then the thing, the fungus that takes over the bugs or whatever. Cordyceps. Yeah, the cortisps. Those are cool. Yeah, that's the fungus that grows in ants' brains and it makes them

climb up to high places and then it explodes their heads to shoot the spores out. I cannot wait until something like that evolves into huge. It's COVID. Dude, it's COVID. I actually think it's COVID. I actually think it's COVID. There's one comment on this list under posting commentar. If anyone wants to read it here from Valci Padro. A casino will not allow players to gamble or play slots, Dr. CMD.

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What do you say in the world? Staircase hanging, such stair design suitable for minimalist home? That's beautiful. Staircase-shaped tree. Bring natural feel unique and interesting. Flower pedal staircase. The steps were like flower petals when seen from above.

Stairs once library stays, space under the stairs turn into a bookshelf. Staircase tilted. This ladder is dangerous for children in the other way. Why is it making the top ten then? I guess it's interesting. It is interesting. Staircase from another world.

Unique. Flues as appears from another world penetrating the surface of the floor while the stairs looks very cool. I mean, people should just come check out this website. It's pretty good. Yeah, but that's the end of our trilogy.

But yeah, that's the end of the trilogy, and this is all leading up to a big announcement that we have a show at the end of the month. Yeah, huge announcement. And we haven't announced that yet. We haven't announced it yet. Halloween night. You got to go buy tickets.

It's going to be incredible. Bell House, the Hell House, I should say. Halloween night. We got Sarah Squirm on. We got Pierce Campion. We have the actual devil. We have more to be announced. It's going to be incredible.

The guy who invented the cronut. We're premiering a video that you're going to want to be there for. You honestly will. The video is going to be pretty fucking awesome. Yeah. And there's going to be a serious... And if you bring a pillowcase, we'll give you candy. And you do...

That's true. That's 100% true. Dress up in costume. Bring a pillowcase. We are going to be handing out candy. If only if you're in a costume, you will get a... bag with candy in it. But you have to have a pillowcase.

It is going to be a full trunk or tree. Trunk or treat. We're talking about maybe doing a cake walk, maybe doing an apple bob, okay? So just, you know, just keep your eyes out. And the video,

I think, is the most important thing because it's... Ever made. The most important video ever made, especially by us. Actual proof of ghosts. Yeah. We'll say supernatural phenomenon.

We don't know exactly who. But there's actual proof of ghosts. In this video. I swear to God. It changed my entire life. So go watch this video. Matt DeVita is in it. On Halloween at the Bell House.

Tickets on our website. Yeah, swag poop.com plus shows. Bye. Okay, bye.