Podcast About List - Ep. 216 - The Sissification of Caleb Pitts By The Coward Cameron Fetter

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

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You will listen to the whole episode. You will watch the episode on YouTube. You will laugh at the funny parts. You will cry on the sad parts. You will put $500 in a lot of that below the benefit at 6301-1 at Key Street, moment, Texas. Yeah, what are you doing? Your mic is completely off.

Turn your microphone on. Oh, my God, there's a bit right there. Is it? Yeah, now it's on. Okay. There's something right there. Caleb's microphone. Oh, we could do the turned off microphone here.

Okay, wait. All right. Okay, I'm doing it, too. And then. And then this and then. I don't think that's going to. sell that well. Now I think of it, I don't think that'll sell very well on the audio part of the podcast. Or on the video either. I had my mic shut off that whole time, but I couldn't think of

anything to say. Yeah, there's some ideas I have, but I don't think, yeah, I probably won't end up doing that one. That one might be a little too involved. Involved? What is it? I was thinking maybe I could get like a... Well, don't say it because then we, then when we do it later. But I don't think we'll use this one. I think it's probably a little too. I think we don't use it even at all. There's no chance. Once you hear it, you'll probably say, yeah, we probably shouldn't use that one. Okay. I was thinking maybe I'd go, I'd pretend.

Well, this is a perfect time to actually cut your mic. I'd pretend I get, well, I was pretending I was maybe thinking I could pretend I got like a hair transplant, right? And then come in and I just wear like a bag over my head for a while. And then I'd show, I'd reveal my hair transplant and I got, I just got like maybe a Hitler mustache. That was your transplant? Yeah.

Like you see like the fucked up ant legs. but only here and maybe it's really red and blue it's like it's like yeah yeah exactly something like that might be kind of funny Hitler hair

nobody that's the thing why is it just the mustache why not his it's the hair it's the hair too it's the hair too nobody people have everybody knows the hair

I see that hair everywhere you know there's a lot you know there's that hairstyle a lot of the time who Pepsi Zero got got me burping only shit that's the hardest burp I've ever

That's a weak burp. You know, but you know when they're spiky? You just, you couldn't think there's something in time. How did you distract your burp? I was going to say, emoes have Hitler hair. No, they don't. Are you kidding me? Jinks.

He said, no, they don't. Emos have Hitler. They have emo hair. Yeah. The swoop like that, it's different. That's way more. Okay. If you don't believe, if you don't believe that, Hitler, he grew up his hair.

It's over his eye. He does one purple highlight. You know what I, you know what I am thinking of, actually? You're thinking of Hitler. I'm thinking of that. You are thinking of Hitler. I'm thinking of that emo-Hitler picture. Is emo guy from the Peter Jackson documentary?

Peter Jackson documentary? Did Peter Jackson? No, that was World War I. I didn't watch it. You know, Peter Jackson took all that World War I footage of people getting their legs blown off and trenches and stuff and was like, I'm going to make it HD and 16 hours long. Is that what he sounds like? He is from New Zealand.

You know he, like, ruined New Zealand? Yeah, pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah, he put this big, he put a big chess board there. Did he? A big upside downhouse. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

We discovered a couple of fun things about the set that we, or the bunker that we didn't know. Move over for a second. Watch this. Can you cut to the plasma ball cam? Watch this, guys. Well, this is honestly, all. Ba. Ba.

Ba. Ba. Ba. So go wide now. So if you say bah, it turns off. And watch this. Cut back to the plasma ball cam. so it does this

it does do that when it's touched and watch this and watch this it was synced up to camera last episode what the hell is going on

this is the craziest shit ever on Cameron there's something fucked up about this plasma ball I didn't really realize plasma was so

and watch now watch what happens to Caleb cut to the Caleb camera when I do this it's pretty it's I think it's really similar

to what happens to the plasma ball it's I don't know if it's showing up a camera. And I watch this, bah. So he got a little scared as the plasma ball. It honestly did scare me a little bit. But it doesn't happen to Patrick.

No. Ba. Nothing. See, try it again. Try it again. Try it again on me. Ba. But you guys know.

Wait, you just transferred your bye into me. Whoa. Ba. Wow. Are you seeing this, Caleb? This is crazy. Ba. Okay, now you do it to me.

Okay. Ba. There was no ba'u. from him. What, hey, why do I get a short? But. Wait, come here. Ba.

What the fuck, dude. Wee. Okay, that's not. He's got a wee. Try it on me now. Nothing. Yeah, you didn't get the thing. Hey.

Hey. Why don't I work? Ba. Eggs, milk. See, I do my grocery list. But. That was delayed. I was in the middle of talking.

Oh, whatever. Yeah. Okay, wait, what about this one? E.T. Okay. Goes home. Okay. I like E.T.

I see, I'm just trying to do a movie. I like that E.T. If you stick the movie references, I can do that. Stop buying over my talk. I like that E.T. looks like a toad. You liked that. You liked that. Yeah.

Because he could have just been a toad. I think I, if, I think I would have made this. Enormous toad. Oh, that's what E.T. Enormous. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I think if you had. to make any food out of E.T., I would really love to eat E.T. Calamari. Like, his asshole? No, it's fingertips. Fingertips and neck. Like, cut it, like, just cut, dissect them and just eat them like that. Yeah. Deep fried. Yeah, but not just like that.

Yeah, prepare it, of course. You've seen, you know. There's, like, this animator made a bunch of these videos where it's, uh, him, like, not him, but it's somebody. He animated, like, like, a chef cooking, like, the starter Pokemon. That's funny. And it, it, honestly, the pulling off, like, squirtle shell made me a little sad.

Well, you've talked about this before, how in Pokemon, they don't, they don't eat meat in Pokemon. Yeah. Yeah, all vegetarians. That's the whole thing. Yeah. And I've never, you, anybody would eat any Pokemon. Right. They would all be pretty good.

Yeah. But have we talked about it? Have we talked about which one would taste the best? We definitely. I can tell you that we have, because there was a good month or two of my life when I asked everybody that question every day. But the only one, there's a couple that would not be good, though. Any of the ones that are made out of rocks, I don't want to eat a rock. I think it could be good.

You ever had rock candy? It's sweet. Do these rocks have, does the rock have? Salt is rocks. Have you ever seen those, you know, like, you can cook like a piece of chicken on like a hot stones? Do you know what Pokemon I would? You could cook a charamander with a geodoo dude. You could burn the, oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

That's like maybe there's a Pokemon that. It's like a cast iron. Okay, because no other food, really, you can cook it. So you use a Charmander, use its flaming tail to cook, let's say, a squirrel. You eat the squirrel. And then you can eat the Charmander. There's not another food that you can make something with it and then eat the thing that made the food. That's a damn good point.

You can't eat your oven or stove. Here's an idea for, where do you buy pots and pans? The store. Crate and barrel. Here's an idea for crate and barrel. How about you make, start making the pots and pans out of stuff that you can fucking. can eat. Yep.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like a salt lamp. Like a bread bowl. Or like a toaster. A bread bowl that you can heat up and then heat up yet. You should be able to cook and a bread bowl. Is that so much to ask?

Look, this is why people listen to the show is our amazing ideas like this. I mean, I've been an inventor. Okay, this is going to be trippy as fuck. So anybody who smoked weed recently don't listen to this part. But imagine you have a bread bowl. You're making your food and your bread bowl. Okay. Right.

I'm already giving you money for this idea. Yeah. You're making food in your bread bowl And then it's like Well, how did they make the bread bowl? They made it in a bigger bread bowl And how'd they make that bread bowl? Oh my fuck

Because everything you make You should be able to eat the thing you made it in Speaking of bread bowl It rhymes with the red bull Have you tried this new Red Bull flavor? What red bull flavor? Fig apple

I can't go out of you one right now We live in the fig apple Ow Ow Okay It's not so funny now is it? Hey, Caleb. It really hurts.

Hey, Caleb. And you know what? Ba. Okay, no, don't. We're going back to bah. Don't paper cut. And you're going to get, I'm going to slice the shit out of you. You're not going to do that ever.

Ow! Stop! Do you think I could maybe give you a paper cut with this? No, it's too thin. Do you know which Pokemon I wouldn't eat? Crapp. I probably wouldn't eat crap dar. Yeah.

I probably wouldn't eat the ice cream cone one. Yeah. Too spicy. True. For you, I bet. You did just have a chippy chip for lunch. Yeah, I'm too full. Yeah.

Get a close up on the chippy chip. This used to be full. What a great name for a chocolate chip cookie. Dolly Madison chippy chip. Dolly Madison. Dolly Madison chippy chip. Did you guys have a flavored ice cream between two chocolate chip cookies, rolling chocolate chips? You've never been to the Dixie Stampede.

You guys have any idea what that is? Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede? I know what it is. I don't. Where you go and they start, everybody. It's basically Confederate medieval times, and you get. get to eat, like, you know, they roast the pig and all that stuff.

And they have a bunch of, they have a lady who they pretend is Dolly Parton, who's, like, the lady with big tits. Yeah, like, I think she's wearing, like, she has, like, a, like, a pillow from her, like, bed in her chest. Do you remember that time we, uh, it was before, like, a show we were doing back in, like, 2018 or

something like that, like, summer, 2018. And, uh, we went, there was, like, that that dude selling all those books. Outside. It was in Boston. Okay. Dude on the corner selling these books. And then he had this one box of just adult books. Yeah.

And there was that big book that he had. It was like a German book. Yes. The whole thing was like, it was a 1970s like just women with just boobs that were too big. Like heart hurting one. Yeah. I remember that. I completely forgot about this.

I don't remember. You might not have been there. I don't think you were around then. I don't think you were around. No. I wasn't born. Yeah. You weren't around then.

2018? Yeah, I think I wasn't around back then. Yeah. Definitely not. I don't think I. I honestly don't think I came onto the scene until around 2019. Yeah. I don't think I was really around.

I've been around since it definitely wasn't 2018. I didn't know you guys that well then. You're not that old. I'm not that old, but I've been on the in the scene since then. Oh, that makes it. makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, I do, I, uh, uh, I feel like anytime you go to an antique store, there is always that bin of like, uh, old porno, old porn, but it's always like mostly Playboy and then one of them is like a 70s thing about who, like Bush. Yeah, who can grow the biggest

bush and they're doing chia, they're doing a chia thing on their bush. They like to be silly with them. Yeah. The bush thing, I'm, listen, I'll say it, I'm glad that's out of style, hope it never comes back into style. Giant Bush. I don't want that. Giant Bush. Yeah, unless it's my own stuff and then I definitely don't want to have to shave all the time. Me too. Yeah. And also, deodorant? No.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Yeah. No, thank you. I want to grow my armpit hair out so long that it looks like a predator's hair. Yeah. Well, all you have to do is stop shaving it. I mean, you keep shaving it.

Yeah. Well, I shave it because of how much I swim. Yeah. Armpit hair has a limit, right? It can't get longer than like, no. That must be a friction thing, right? Anybody who has short armpit hair, they shave it. How come your head hair can grow forever, but your armpit hair...

I guess it's because... It has to be because of this. Your head hair cannot grow forever. Ow. That hurt my feelings. So maybe take it back. Okay. Thank you.

Moving on. That hair can grow forever. Yeah, that hair is going to grow forever. Somebody very rudely yesterday asked, he was like, he's like, do you... Oh, Caleb, I love your mustache. So, like, every day... day do you shave right in between the two parts of the mustache i was like no he was like oh it just

grows like that then he laughed at me he laughed at you yeah it doesn't even go it doesn't it doesn't go i don't have any i mean i can't even see on cameras so it doesn't even like it oh i guess never mind because it does i was like going to say it doesn't even like connect it doesn't connect anywhere yeah it looks like eyelashes yeah honestly yeah you have like uh You should get, like, a John Waters thing going. I kind of, that's where I kind of am going for. Yeah. Yeah.

You should die. You look like, JetBlack. You look like if they combine John Waters and Divine. What? What the hell? I honestly don't know what you're talking about. You don't, you have no idea. Okay.

So, don't know what you're talking about. Not so artistic. Somebody doesn't care so much about transgressive art. Isn't that movie? Someone cares less about... She eats a diarrhea. She eats a dog poop at the end of the movie. It's dog poop. It's hard. It's hard and solid dog poop. That movie is one of the best movies I've ever seen.

They make a butthole saying bird is the word. That sounds like pretty funny, honestly. Yeah. It's so good. Yeah. Is it nasty, though? It's nasty as hell. Oh, I hate nasty shit. Yeah, I'm not too big a fan of the nasty stuff myself. I think I don't like... I think I'm getting to the age where I'm a little too aware of, I'm starting to get

scared of blood again and I don't like blood in movies anymore. Really? Yeah, I've been watching some scary movies. I watched some clip from Terrifier 2 where something horrible happens. I don't even want to repeat. I didn't know the Terrifier was a film series. I didn't know a Terrifier was they made that up. They made that up. I thought

I made it up too. Yeah, but apparently well there's nobody named Terrifier in it. They just called the movie that. Oh, what's the guy's name? Art the clown. Art the clown. I bet that has some kind of double meaning. Well, thank God, I'll say this much about that. Thank God that they stopped making the scary movie franchise, because that is got to be the most easily lampoonable name in horror movie history.

Yeah, and he could look like Bart the Clown. That's actually, that's, yeah, that's even smarter. Cart the clown? And he gets choked by Homer the Clare. Yeah, okay, let's keep going. And Marlon Wayan's character smokes him. I was thinking it would be. Dart?

And he's a cigarette in Canada. It was going to be maybe a kind of commentary on consumerism, Walmart the clown. And he'd, I guess he'd be Walmart colors. Does Walmart have? Maybe like Lart the Clown. Walmart used to have a mask guy. It's a crazy nonsense. Yeah.

What does your name even mean? Yeah, well, Lart the Clown, asshole. You guys remember that? Walmart used to have, it was the smiley guy. He used to have guns too. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks Trump for getting rid of the guns at Walmart.

That asshole hated guns. Yeah. The smile, it was a smiley guy. They just had a smiley face. That was Walmart's logo, the mascot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they got rid of, like, they don't have that anymore? They don't have, I don't think Walmart has a, this is Walmart's logo now.

Walmart's logo is, or mascot rather, is the greeter. Oh, it's a, it's a 120-year-old lady who smells bad. Yeah, a woman who's, well, there was, there was, originally it was, it was the greedy greeter, and you would grab all the items from Walmart. But then he became friends with the smile. Yeah. I honestly can't tell sometimes if the person at the front of Walmart is a greeter or a homeless person asking me for something. They stop you. They're asking you to say hello to them.

It's really funny that they stop you at the greeting thing to do loss prevention. And it's like their two jobs are to say like, hi. And then their other job is like, you fucking, I know you fucking stole something. And if that is, a piece of shit. I'll say this. If the last line of defense for Walmart for like stealing stuff from Walmart is a is a 100. you're a year old woman who always has a band-aid on her finger. If I want a PlayStation 5, I'm coming in 20 minutes early.

I'm kidnapping her. Easiest kidnapping of your life. Honestly, she'll just walk with you. You just carry a thing of Werther's originals around. Just give her a coupon. She'll be fucking walking around looking for her grandson in two minutes. It's a coupon that says grandson's kids. Yeah.

They made it, I mean, COVID made it really easy to kidnap service workers because now every single store has a thing where it's like, Would you like us to bring this out to your car? Yes. And you can be like, I'm going to go to, I'm going to call Best Buy. I'm going to say, I need your cheapest USB cable. I need whatever costs less than $1. And I, but I can't go in because I'm afraid of disease.

So I need you to come put it in the trunk of my van. You pull up, you drive up. I need a female employee. Can you come plug it in in the console? I'm completely paralyzed and I can't move at all. And then they crawl in and then click. Before that, before that was never possible. You're going to Best Buy.

I'd be like, I'm having trouble carrying this. Can you bring it to my car? And they'd say yes, but only if it was a TV, it was thousands of dollars. Yeah, exactly. I'm not spending thousands of dollars to kidnap Kevin with long hair. He looks like a girl. That's what I want him. Kevin with the long hair.

Yeah. He's skinny. Yeah. He's skinny. Little skinny string being Kevin. Arm acne, but shoulder acne. That's what you got on Kevin. Yeah.

But if you blur your eyes. But if I get him on a regimen once he's in my house, I could clear that shit up. That's the main reason I want him. I think he could be a contender. He'll be putting retinol on him. Yeah. Cover his body in retinal. He blows up.

He looks like he got stung by a B all of his body. And if he misbehaves that covers body in ethanol. Yeah. That's right. That's the shit right there. You have a haircut, right? And then all of a sudden you're sending him into the hood to do break videos. Because you're like, well, I don't give a fuck about what happens this guy.

Yeah. And let me just say you want. Full of keratin debris and pus. Yeah. You want, I also want to say you want to be getting guys from Best Buy. Guy made of pus goes into the hood Guy made out of pus

A horrible boiled monster walks around the hood Everyone just What the hell is this thing Excuse me sir I did that Yeah Dog human

Mutant Hybrid Runs wild I just watched The Fly 2 recently Speaking of dog human hybrid Is there a dog human hybrid In the Fly 2?

Oh yeah You haven't seen it No Why don't they call the dog? It's on HBO Max You should You'd really like it It's made by the

the special effects supervisor of the fly. So the director of the fly two. That's sick. Whenever a special one of the guy makes a movie, it's good. Oh, yeah. I don't like HBO Max. What the hell is wrong with you? I don't like HBO Max.

Are you the guys been laying off all these people from HBO Max? I don't like HBO Max. I don't like Discovery Plus. I don't like, um, you know, I only like the Paramount one. Do you like Peacock? You know what? The Paramount one is fired. I was about to say.

to you, I was about to say you can bite my shiny metal ass. But guess what? That's a Paramount property. Dude, I always thought Paramount Plus, I always thought that was the joke one. I always was like, that's stupid. It's fire. That is the most fire one. You know what they got on there? Everything. They have

all of Star Trek on there. They have strangers with candy. They have every movie. They got Fixer Ruppert. They got Mission Impossible. They have Jackasses. Yep. They have Jackasses. The Wild Jackasses. My favorite movie series. The Wild Jackasses. You can connect it to your Amazon Prime. And that's what today's episode is about.

Connecting your, and we're going to do a tutorial on how to connect Paramount Plus to Amazon Prime. So what you want to do is go on to Amazon Prime. Go to subscriptions. And what you will do is where you can add a subscription, add a subscription to Paramount Plus. And that, what that will do is will authorize a monthly charge on your account, $9.99 for Paramount Plus, and that's ad-free. Because Paramount Plus has $9.99 subscription. which is ad-free, but they also have a lower a subscription,

which I believe is $5,6, $8, I can't remember. But that's not available on Amazon Prime. You'll only be able to get the ad-free plan as an Amazon subscription channel. If that's expensive. It may seem expensive, but when you see the catalog, you're going to change your tune.

Is it worth canceling my loop? And if you want to change your tune from Spotify or Apple Music, Amazon music is a good alternative. And that thing sucks. Amazon music. But don't you want to get your music from the same place you get your Paramount Plus and your packaging? You know what they should offer on Amazon Amazon Music?

If you buy a movie on Amazon Prime Video, you should get the soundtrack for free in Amazon Music. That's actually really good idea. Five-bye Mulan Rouge. I should get the soundtrack for free. Mm-hmm. If I buy, if I buy, uh, that's just a, well, it's just if you, yeah, if you want a movie. Or you know what? Full audio track of the movie in my library, immediately.

Why not both? I buy Joker on Amazon Prime Video, the whole Joker. Can you just listen to it? Just listen to it. Yeah. Probably better by that way. Audio book style. Audible.

Damn. I think, um, this boy hates Todd Phillips. We should do, uh, uh, what are you doing? What are you looking at? Look at Dollar Bill? Show the camera There he is Benjamin Franklin

Yeah right there I mean I if you don't know That face Then you're not American Yeah if you're an American And you don't know Benjamin Franklin I'm honestly I think that you've gone to a charter school Or something

He looks so good at this picture Yeah And there is I mean that's the There it is right there The uh I mean it's like getting even a better Right on the back here It looks great He looks incredible

And flip that over Flip that over. Flip that over. You have a better. Right there, Statue of Liberty. There it is. It's like they're just, just what everyone loves about America. You have a little excerpt from the Declaration of Independence here.

This note is not legal. It is to be used for motion pictures. Yeah. And this is actually, it's straight from the mouth. This is actually Hoffarth. Who's Hoffarth? It says. That's Hoffarth.

Hafearth. Wait. Who's Julio? Type in, will you Google this name? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to show a close up to the good camera. No, you won't be able to see it. Yeah, that's...

What the hell's going on? It says Hafearth. I want to learn who this Hafearth is. Yeah, can we look up Hafearth really quick? H-O-F-F-A-R-T-H-H-F-R-F-Rth. One of the little-known founding fathers, I suppose. H-F-Rth, look up. Hoff-Rth, 100.

$100 bill. Yeah, why was he on the one out? What did Hoffarth do that was so great? Hoffarth. It doesn't say much about it. Images of Hoffarth, $100. Maybe it's the owner of the... Could it be Joseph Hoffarth?

There it is. Oh, there's... There's Hoffart. These are rare. These are like $2 bills. You know, you got to go... Get the Hoffarth $100. Yeah.

It's a special edition. It's like a McDonald's BTS meal. Yeah. And the treasurer is Linda. Linda? Linda? Linda, what? I can't read that.

Linda Hopart? Linda. Mike C. Mikely. I love having props. I would love to have so many props in my life. Oh, wait. It says it right here.

Oh, it's secretary Pablo Banana. Hey, I didn't vote for him. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that's Linda there. Okay. Yeah. Doesn't that look like that says Pablo Banana?

I did vote for Hoparth. I did not vote for Pablo Banana. Can we zoom into lower right there, Pablo Banana? The treasurer, the secretary right there? Yeah, right where your mouse is. We need to see... I need everyone to see the signature here and help me verify that it says Pablo Banana. Okay, we're having a little bit of a technical difficult.

Some kind of technical. Okay, you're just zooming in on Hoffarth. All right. Yeah, right there. Yeah, okay, yeah, wait. There it is. There it is. All right, well, it doesn't exist.

Yeah, who do you think is the next person that gets... Because due to inflation, we know about inflation. Yeah. Yeah. Inflation is going to... Eventually, we're going to need a $1,000 bill. There used to be a $1,000 bill. I know, I know, you dick, kid. And you know who was on it?

Shut the fuckerth. Hufford wasn't on it. I know. He's on the 100. I was doing a callback. Who was on it? U.S.S. Grant. I think it was Mr. 1000.

Really? Don't you remember that, but you had the sunglasses. Yeah. I don't think it's Ulysses as Grant. Why are you saying Ulysses like that? Ulysses. Ulysses. Ulysses. Ulysses.

Ulysses. Ulysses. Ullopee. Uly P. Uly P. Ulet somebody. I won't. I freeze it and I put it in a snow cone maker.

I think it was actually Bill, though. Who's Bill? $1,000 bill? $1,000 bill. Okay. Plasma ball right now. Plasma ball right now. Ba.

Ba. There you go. That's just a mental reset I need. I see that every once in a while. But with inflation, we're going to have a $5,000 bill. We're going to have a $10,000 bill. There's going to be initially $100,000, a million dollar bill. Who should we put on it?

I think I have an idea. Oh, who? Bill. $1,000 bill. Why would you put $1,000 bill on the $1,000? bill on the $10,000 bill. Okay. I was thinking maybe it would be somebody like Lady Gaga or Lizzo.

Do you think they'd ever have, do a bill that had three people on it at the same time? I mean, how would we, what do you look at? I was Grover Cleveland. Oh. You know, we have a guy who looks things up for us. Yeah, but I didn't want to make him do that. That's very nice of you. Three people on one bill, kind of a $3,000 bill.

Oh my god What if the $3,000 bill Is three $1,000 bills together And it's like this big Holy shit That's actually a square And they just never cut them apart Yeah it's a square

And it's three different faces And I don't know who the three faces could be I actually have no idea who What three guys Yeah I mean it's kind of hard to find Three guys who like work perfectly together And have kind of the exact same look That you need for a bill like that

And maybe their heads are really close together in the thing, too. What does it say under on the crest, though? Does it say three guys? Three guys. And then I have the perfect... I have the perfect idea for... Three identical strangers.

That's what it says. For the $4,000 bill, it could be completely digital and on the computer. Let's probably have three guys on it. Yeah, you know, these NFTs basically eventually there'll be pretty much everything. You'll be using NFTs. to wipe your ass with eventually because they'll be actually physical. Non-fleshable toilet paper.

Yeah. Well, that's what that would be. That's what the baby wipes are. NFTs, I say, no fucking the way I'm using those. No fucking the way. No fucking the way. No fucking thought. Because I have a list.

Can drain me. I have a list. NFT ententatant. An NFT, what else could that? Why are you making light of speech impediments? What? See? I maybe have a personal message.

interest. Why are you making light of speech impediment? He told me to cease. Cease what I need. I will cease. I will cease what I'm... My speech impediment joke. Remembered Max Keeble's principal would say that shit? Do you ever know anybody who couldn't say their R's

well into adulthood? No. I think I did. I knew one person, but I knew only homeschooled kids, so pretty much that was an every other person. I know. I knew a lot of people who were 16 years old. Like, I just got my Dwive was twice since and I'd be like oh cool man yeah that's awesome I knew one kid

swear to God name was Ethan looked exactly like a fucking bird yeah had a had a had a look like a pigeon had a this kind of thing going on and couldn't say as ours I hope he's doing all right yeah me too yeah I was doing good

we have a list today yeah Cameron found yeah Cameron you intro this one sure yeah wait I am curious how did you stumble upon this Several pun. I was just looking up lists.

Yeah. Just a normal, just looking up, just doing my Google rounds. Checking my different web groups for what's funny or what's, like, funny on the web. This is, but this seems like so hyper-specific. It doesn't seem like it has that many views even. How did you end up finding this? Yeah, I just find lists, Googling around, personal. I'm saying the same thing.

I mean, business. Yeah, it seems like you're saying the same thing. we stop asking you, but you're not answering anything. You're not answering a single thing. I'm saying where did you find this list? Oh, exactly. It was on, it was on, I was Googling around, and you were looking at different groups.

You already said all that. Yeah, web groups. Yeah, web groups. I mean, like email lists, everybody's a part of web groups, okay? I think we all are pretty familiar with how those work. Yeah, web groups. Web rings. Exactly.

Web 3.0. No. On Google Plus. Do you remember that? No, I think no fucking the way I'm on there. Yeah, I mean, not to get sidetracked, but do you remember that one time? We were hanging out at this bar one time. We were talking about photography, and somebody walked up to us and said, do you remember that you were here?

Yeah, I was there. Somebody walked up to us and said, were you talking about digital photography and Web 3.0 spaces? This honestly, and we said. This city should be just bold. those completely. Well, okay, but it was like, just clearly very, like, like, fucked up. Yeah. And they still were

like, no. And then she was like, fuck you. Yeah, she said, she literally was just like, okay, fine, fuck you then. And took my beer, and then she stole Patrick's drink. Stole my beer and drank it and then walked away. And then her boyfriend walked back with the beer and was like, I'm so

sorry. You got owned, dude. You got fucking owned. Yeah. And then Patrick went like this. I don't even want that. Wait, I was there. I think I came out. You came back there, but I didn't see all that. You were there after it.

But that was. It was pretty funny. That was a crazy interaction. I'm basically not there for anything. I've been, I've been thinking about that. Anytime I hear the word web 3.0 now, all I think is that person stealing my beer. And guess what? I'm not getting on board with that shit.

Whips, um, no. I hear, all I'm saying is I hope a spider doesn't make a new web 3.0. Because the spider webs that we have these days are, already scary enough. Yeah. They're already fucking scary enough. Like there's one right there.

Yeah. This is... You didn't get scared of it. Sorry. You said it's... He said it... He said it was scary. He didn't even get scared.

Ba! I don't like that. Ba! There goes the plasma ball. All right. Intro the list, Cammy. Sissy factory. Yeah.

Cissy hypnosis and behavior modification. I went to the sissy factory on a tour in high school. I went to your Sissy Factory, nobody knew you. Pound that out. Yeah, that's what I saw at the Sissy Factory

with some sissies getting pounded out. I went to the Sissy Factory on a tour and they let me put... They let me go in the tube. There's a tube with the Sissy Factor? You got Willie Wonka at the Sissy Factory? I fell into the chocolate. Rugga glooped.

There is definitely a sissy named Augustus Gloop. So this is a Sissy website. And it's a sissy factory for sissies. I'm just imagining just like a... And let's say it's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun and just like a conveyor belt of all these like... Just tough guys getting pumped from the SIFI factory and just getting...

What's that thing? The thing from like attack of the clones or it like squishes like C3POs are and then they come out... And then they turn into like a sissy. Beautiful sissies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's basically what this website is. Yeah. and oh you got so okay so yeah you have to this this clicker thing yeah it has to be focused over there okay

all right so this is the sissy factory um and it says okay so let's be clear here the goal of this blog is to fill your mind with new concepts and ideas and turning you into a well-trained sissy to corrupt you to play with your insecurities and manipulate you little by little until you realize it's too late i know you're way too afraid to really embrace your destiny it's all right here you can take all the time you need i know that you will come back again and again unable to resist your urge, to your urge, unable to resist to your true self. Because no matter what happens, you keep coming back, you keep looking for more, you keep surfing for sissy porn, you keep fantasize about being a girl, you keep having thoughts about submission. It's probably not the first time you read this page, accept it. I feel like you're reading this to us to maybe hypnotize us. It's also, I'll say you didn't really stumble much.

It's almost like you had this thing memorized. Yeah. I was reading it off the screen. Yeah, but you just like, you hit every B, you had all the right and Are you, have you read this before? You're not trying to corrupt us. I had to go through it to make sure it's suitable for the show. You went through Cissification.

Well, I know, I had to go through, not, okay, I didn't go through CISIFT. I had to go through the factory. I had to, like, inspect it. I'm like the health inspector. Okay. But the health inspector usually eats the food, I think. Sure, but it doesn't, the health inspector doesn't usually turn into food. That's a really good place.

Not usually. Unless it's a very bad restaurant. Yeah. So here's some comments. comments on this main page here. Shia, one girl says, I have been calming 10 times a day on your blog since more than a year and can't stop. I really can't.

It seems like that might hurt your body to calm that much times. And anonymous, two anonymous is safe, just found this place and we'll be back all the time. And someone else says, can't wait for updates of new girly tasks. There's tasks on this website. So it's kind of like geocaching. Well, I mean, we'll get into what the tasks are. I don't want you guys to get too ahead. I need you guys need to kind of go through the process organically.

Okay. All right. So, it really does seem like you're trying to sissify at me. Yeah. I don't, hey, I don't need to sissify you guys at all. Okay. So a lot of these commenters really like, really like this website, as you can see. But there are some who feel a little differently, which I think is the next one I put on here. Yeah, fuck you, piss or shit, playing with our mind.

We straight. Love girls. So not everybody's on board so much with the process. Fuck, you piss of shit. So I guess that's the other thing is like, this guy, how does he end up on this website in the first place, right? Because somebody is not all that interested in becoming a sissy. Imagine you stumble on this website by accident.

Like, imagine somebody. Yes. Stumbles on a website like this by accident. Any random guy could stumble upon this. Any random young man. Yeah, of course. Stumbles on something like this on the internet, maybe looking about Googling funny top 10 list.

And they end up on something like this. And they find themselves sissified because the, process that they went through was not under their control. That's a good point. Imagine how much rage you must feel. Probably be bubbling with just bubbling to the brim. Yeah, absolutely. Right to the... Filled with fluids.

Boiling, like a pot of noodles. Like a vat of live. Oh, I'm so fucking angry. Bubbling up like Shukkah. Yeah, just bubbling. Yeah, your eggs inside it. With those eggs inside of you as a sissy boy now? No, you're not a sissy. No, you're mad that they're trying to make you a I thought that you turned into it. No, I understand how any random guy could be, oh, I tried to Google Thirsty.

I tried to Google Thirsty, or I tried to Google 60. I was, okay, I was, I tried to see what a 60-year-old looks like. I googled anal play. Yeah, but, but, um, and I found something, I found a, I found a list of ways to, you know, well, yeah, we don't have to go ahead. The gory details. I tried to Google Sissy Spaceic movies and what came up was Sissy Gaping Movies. What the hell happened here? Basically, the internet is a dangerous place, and that's why she has a safe search on moderate.

Someone is trying to sissify you at every turn. You don't know when stuff like this could happen or where it could happen. I mean, it can happen. One second, you're watching, I can eat spicy food hypnosis. Yes. Your YouTube auto plays, I'm a girl. I'm a sissy dude hypnosis. I'm a girl. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's scary. But I can eat spicy food, though. That's true. Which it might be put a-to-a-bill, here I come. Is there a- Have enough spice tolerant I may be a complete sissy But I finally have enough spice tolerance

To go to Taco Bell I can finally get a Mexican pizza I'm wondering God damn that auto play I had a taco ball the other night I pooped more than I ever pooped in my life The next day Really? Yeah I felt this

I just felt terrible after that I felt great I pooped literally more than I've ever pooped in my life Okay I'd like to say this really quickly That's the third story that you guys have told That is you two and I wasn't there Well you don't stay out later enough. You guys go to Taco Bell?

Oh, yeah. We have some we get into some weird ish, dude. Yeah, like this fucking I was wondering, is there, do you think, I get, no, because there can't be macho hypnosis, right? There can't be like, there's hypnosis for everything.

There is, okay, because I'm, because there's, I mean, this seems to be a very big, like, subsect, the same seems to be like a very big community. But I'm wondering if there is the reverse community, which is like people trying to men or women trying to become

macho guys macho guy yeah the exact opposite which is like women trying to become macho guys I like one thousand percent guarantee that that is just

fully an actual thing in the way that you described it if you I think it was every action has an opposite reaction well no they're just

people have their hypnosis videos for literally everything yeah yeah but you don't hear you hear more about sissy hypnosis but I guarantee it

In the sissy hypnosed community, you don't hear about the macho-hypno community. Do you think there's YouTube videos that can help me grow a horn? Yeah. I've been thinking about that. Crow-horn hypnosis. I've been really thinking about that. Yeah. I think that that is a thing.

I think it would work. I think I'd need to drink like a crazy amount of milk for that to happen for me. Yeah. I don't remember what's next to you. Let's see here. Oh, yeah, post more slut. Oh, that was posted a day before my birthday. This person is almost, they're trying to sissify the cissies.

Yeah, the factory. The factory, yeah. Who owns, is it a sissy that owns a factory? I don't think so. Again, it's not usually... If you're at the Doritos factory, the Dorito doesn't run the damn thing. It doesn't make any sense.

The first sissy small business, however. I can't wait for the first sissy president. Yeah. That's going to be huge. No, because that was Herbert Hoover, right? The FBI guy. Hoffarth, you don't think he might have been... Ha-Farthed, you don't think he might have been his...

Like, putting the sissy president on a dollar bill. He's doing like a... kissy face. Hoffarth. What's the Herbert Hoover, is that a conspiracy that he would wear

like ladies underwear? No. So he did? We don't talk about conspiracies or support things like that on the show. It's not okay to talk about presidents in that way.

Herbert Hoover was the president of the FBI, though. He's a president of anything. Yeah. It's not okay to demean them. How about you check your democratic politics over at the door there, buddy?

Yeah. Because we're trying to get sissified right now. I think you're trying to get sissified. Here's the actual list for doing. I'm not trying to get sissified. Here's the actual list we're doing. Okay.

Ten things not really manly you should do. Okay. Hello, sweetie. Hi. Today you're going to, so, all right, already working on Pat. What? I didn't even do anything. I heard that voice, yeah.

Today you're going to learn how to appear more girly. If you want to be a better sissy, you must think as a female. In fact, you must be overly feminine. You must be a stereotype of the woman. Okay. What are even some women's stereotypes? Shopping. Shopping is big, probably.

Shoplifting. Okay, true shoplifting is. Well, let's take a look here. Let's see what the first thing is on this list. Being too tired. Oh, wait, this is not, okay, so, but how? I mean, this is here, we're going to get some information here. But how?

Well, it's very simple, princess. Oh, thank you for calling me that. Thank you for hauling you that. You just have to add some girly behavior to your everyday life. Everything you do must be overly feminine. At first, it will ask some efforts, but very, Very soon, your mind will change. Your brain will make new connections.

You can change the way you think by constant repetition of this girly behavior. You could even not notice it at first because we are talking about the long term, but it will affect your psyche, your mind, and personality. Here's a list of ten things to add in your attitude. Ready? I'd just like to say even before this goes any further, this is not working on me. This is like the last thing I'm interested in, I think. So it says it's long term, so you wouldn't actually know.

does it change yet? But I mean, like, so far, first item and shit, it's like, don't care. You don't care? You don't want to me care? It's not working on me either. This is not the first item. It's just, we haven't even gotten to the first item yet. But I barely feel anything.

You barely feel anything. Barely nothing. So go ahead. Test me. Test you? Okay. Yeah. All right.

Well, let's look at what the first thing is here. One, tears come really easy. And all these are, by the way, are gifts. Okay. But I couldn't, I didn't, we can't go to this actual website because the amount of pornography and buttholes that are winking and flexing at the screen is unsuitable. You always see that in porn and you're like, how do they do that? Yeah. You can flex your butt hole?

Yeah. What? What kind of ass keegel do you have to, what exercise to flex your butthole? Mine just opens up like a, shitting a lot. Yeah. Mine opens up like a garbage disposal and then just close. loses. It's really bad. Yeah, mine beatboxes.

You would think, though, the... If I'm farting. True. Come on. Okay. You would think that the Sissy website wouldn't have so much goddamn pornography on it. Do you think it would have more good advice? Yeah. Right. Well, this list has less... So the thing, this list has no pornography in it at all, but I just didn't want to be on this website

because there really is something around every corner. There is a thing going in a thing or a thing coming out of a thing. And it's really... Really tiptoe. It's really, yeah, it's dangerous. Okay. Try to be overly sensitive and show your emotions. For too long, you've learned to hide your feelings.

From now on, you will show where you're sad, happy, or excited. Crying at the end of a romance movie is something you should be proud of. Okay. Yeah, it's not really for me. I have more cry at the end of sports and dad movies. But you do cry. In like my own kind of stoic way. Dad movies, like what?

Like the daddies gets hurt. The daddies? The daddy. Or they've been watching a movie called the Daddy. No, like the dad, the fathers, sorry. So, like, the daddies or fathers gave. Oh, the founding, oh, Lincoln. Lincoln makes me.

Hoffarth, Lincoln. Hoffarth, Biopic. You know who would have been great. Rest and peace, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, my God. Yeah, look at how he would have been a perfect Hoffarth. So that's pretty sad. But I don't even really want to think about that.

Yeah. I'm fucking Hoffarth. I'm going to be on the. fucking $100 bill. Fuck. I need to go across a fucking Delaware. We're gonna,

no, that's not what Hofforth. Hofforth didn't do that. What a Hoffarth? All he did was take a picture, a painting of himself. Yeah. He took a $100. He took a picture.

He took a picture and he. He was the guy, he was, Benjamin Franklin was sick that day. And they were like, we need to paint this today. So we can go, we can send it to the press. And he was just,

and he was just off to the sign. He was like, fuck, man. I guess you could paint me or something. Yeah. He invented. He also invented gravy. Oh, fuck.

We're going to fucking add floured. Fucking bacon fat. Oh, fuck me. Yeah, this is all a fucking meat. He was, I mean, one of the, he's a founding father for a reason. Yeah. I'll say that much. What's next on here?

Two, have a diary. Okay, so I don't have a diary. I have a notebook, you know. It's a diary. No. It's not really a diary. I put ideas in it. Diary.

It's a diary. I guess the difference between a diary and a notebook is a diary, I guess, doesn't have that. It has less ideas more of a recounting. Yeah. I mean, I've never thought about that. The notebook is nice, but I will say I fucking hate when my little brother breaks into it. Yeah. It pisses me off.

Oh, because the lock on it. Yeah. Yeah. The heart-shaped lock. Yeah. It's like, okay, I get that you're like mischievous and shit, but that's literally my personal ideas are in my notebook, so please leave those alone.

Yeah, exactly. Theories, diagrams. Yeah, I'm putting, there's math in there and stuff. That type of thing. There's a lot of numbers and measurements. Yeah. In the past, many people regularly kept a personal diary. It's a great way to record your thoughts and feelings.

Like, why you've cried at the end of this particular movie. Try to write few lines a day about girly things you've done and use as much color as you can. It seems like crying at the end of the movie. At the end of a movie, it's a big, a big thing. thing into sissy hypnosis. What's the last movie you all cried at? Probably it would have to be, oh, let me think about this. Probably, it would have to be, hold on, let me think for a second.

Think about it. Probably, hold on, let me think. You have all the time you need. Yeah, let me think. Yeah, I never cried in a movie. I just went through all the movies ever watched. Oh, really? That's why it took me so long, yeah.

I think when I was a kid, I cried at Click and I cried at Shrek. And I think I also cried at the boy in the striped pajamas. Those were probably the big three. I cried at Bridge to Terabathia. Yeah, I thought that I remember my friend Joma cried at that. And I accused him of having a crush on the girl. No way. Right?

I cannot tell you, my little nerdy kid ass, I can't tell you how mad I was. Because I had read the book of Bridge to Terabathia before the movie, of course. And they make up a fantasy world. And they're playing how fucking mad I was that there was no dragons or john. in that movie. And also... That they play in a tree house. Show the girl dying.

Yeah. Make her hit her head on the rock. Do a Mortal Kombat X-ray attack. Yeah, exactly. Get a close-up of a blue bone breaking in half. And a health bar going down. Yeah, yeah. I don't think I've ever really cried in a movie.

I already said that. No, I don't think I've ever been able to suspend my disbelief enough in a movie. Shut up. That's got to be one of the lamest that you've ever said. Yeah, I can't believe that. That you said that. I've never been able to suspend my disbelief enough. I'm just in pure disbelief.

I can't even cry. My disbelief is too active. I'm not crying because this didn't really happen. Yeah, it's too just nothing is actually happening. When I see Tom Hanks on screen in a movie, I see too crying. I'm never thinking that's Sully Sullenberger. I'm thinking that's Tom Hanks playing Sully Sullenberger. And what makes you cry is to really believe that something is currently happening.

It's not to have a sad emotion or anything. It's like a sociopath. Yeah, that's kind of scary. I cried at a video of a dog once. But that's real, right? But the fact I cried anything that has a character, have you ever cried it a sad song? No.

Yeah. What's on? Pop Goes the Weasel. That is serious. Because you realize they're not playing the song live. It's an MP3 file. Well, that's what's sad about it. Or a flack.

Is that they're, oh, I wish I could have heard them play Pop Goes the Weasel live. I wish this was a flack. Oh. It's too compressed. Okay. Uh, and let's see here. Three love gossips. Okay.

Yeah. I do love gossiping. You have to show a special interest to gossip. You must know every detail about the new girl or guy everyone is speaking about. You have to speak about Caleb, too. Okay. That's not. Did you know that Angelina and Brat were living in a new house?

You have to speak about futile details and be jealous, of course. This was clearly written by somebody who's midway through their cystification journey. They're not getting the details correct. Well, no, no. Bratt is Brad Pitt's name after he got sissified. But there's no. True sissy fans know that. Or somebody's halfway between the macho and the sissy. They're saying Angelina and Brot.

They're thinking about sausages still. Oh, they're thinking about the sausage that's going to go in their butt. Oh, that could be sissy. Back to sissy mode. It's a good point. Yeah. Let's see what's next here. Four drink girly alcohol only.

And I want you to read this quote for us. Everything that has been listed so far has been something that I do. That you do. You already said you don't cry at movies You don't keep a diary Yeah you don't do any of this stuff You gossip and drink Yeah I guess you know what

I guess it's the last two Yeah His brain's already resetting Pink wine makes me slutty Yeah I do it in maybe her voice I don't remember what she said

I don't either Pink wine makes me slutty It makes me bloody slutty It makes me bloody slutty Pink wine turns me into a complete slut. They're being sissified by bloody pink wine. It makes me a slut.

No, I don't remember who that is. When you introduce pink wine, it turns me to a total slut. He was in slut rehab for a while. He was acting like too much of a slut. Jordan Peterson was addicted. His daughter got him addicted to pink wine. Yeah, and addicted to lipstick. And then I started to put on lipstick

And it turned me into a total incomplete slut What do they mean by girly alcohol? Fruity drinks are the only alcoholic beverages for you With a glass of wine, of course. The way you drink is also important. Try to be as classy as possible When you're drinking your second Cosmo. By the have you read the last issue?

Okay, so they're saying you can order it. See, this isn't going to work for me. So you can get like a Cosmo, but you also have to get a glass of wine so when you are drinking like you have a martini glass in one hand and then the other hand you're holding like wide so it's like rosé and then like a fruity like girl like espresso martini or something so basically you just have to you just have to be an alcohol just gotta get fucked up yeah yeah yeah you gotta also be a light you have to be one of these girls who drinks one beer and it's like oh la la la yeah but not beer we're not talking about but not beer unless it's unless it's a mixed beer Mixed beer. Yeah. Ooh, a mixed with candy. I'm kind of interested in that.

A mixed beer. Candy? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's bud light, and it's cool's light, and it's a splash of Miller light. I will say, I think, I think, I'm approaching this. It's a good idea. Dropping a Johnny Rancher into this beer thing, like it's a fucking, like it's lean. Dude, what did you just put in my drink?

No, it's a jolly ranger. No, I just put a, no, I'm just, no. I'm serious. It's literally a jolly rancher. Five, spend time with girls. No thank you. The more time you spend with girls, the more you will get used to the things they do.

The way they talk or think will become normal for you in no time. You will learn what they like and their hobbies. Of course, you should spend some time with the most feminine girls you know. I'm spending the time with them right now. You at me? And they're in my head. It's Tinkerbell Tinkerbell was

She was feminine as fuck She was bad, bro She was bad She was feminine as fuck She actually was Tinkerbell was Fucking bad I do bet she liked

girly drinks Definitely kept a diary Do not use a harsh language Or curse words What are you talking about? That's what it says I feel like hoes always say that We're not talking about hoes

We're not talking about hoes That's a huge distinction. I guess a sissy would be too afraid. Let's get one thing fucking straight right now. Hey, you know, sometimes, you know, this new world, all these different categorization. My bad. And let's get one guy unstrate. It's not working on me.

I'm not becoming a sissified girl. Thank you very much. That's very simple. No curse word. It's not elegant. And you want to be an elegant princess, don't you? I'm going to do male. A sissy would be too scared to wield the word, the sort of fuck.

I'm going to do masculine affirmations for myself. Dude, the sort of fuck is one of my favorite. favorite weapons in that one of those irreverent kind of earthbound inspired sunset overdrivees yeah this is just making me want to do even more manly stuff like drink a or have a like play with like play with your hands a hot dog it makes you want to have a hot dog yeah just fucking gulp a hot dog down what's more manly in that okay so we're

at a football game I just want to go and watch a football game and have a hot dog gulp it down yeah he'll be at the girls football game yeah I told jack off yeah the first Flag football game. Yeah, I'll be at the girls' football game. To fucking jack off in the audience, asshole. Yeah, he will be a cheerleader. Yeah, he's going to be at the flag football game.

And guess what? He's going to have all the snacks cut up. Not true. I'm going to be a... I don't need a guy to cut my snacks up. Hey, guys. Just a heads up. I'm going to be a cheerleader this year.

A leader of cheer at Christmas cheer. I'm going to be one of the cheeriest Christmas celebrators of the entire world. You know, put everyone in the chair of cheers. I could actually believe something like that. Yeah. Okay. The next one is seven smile often. smiling is a way to show your feeling

and also not to appear as an alpha man you must smile more and more to look offensive if someone pushes you just smile and what's I'm heading it doesn't it it was probably like a giff

of somebody like oh no there wasn't there was nothing there was nothing yeah there just said smile and dot dot dot dot yeah I got me hanging on the edge of my I mean not hang I don't care

I'm not I'm not tricking you cissies don't tricking cissies get tricks You just said, you just said, I'm not tricking you. Sissies don't trick, which means that you're a sissy. I didn't say that. Swipsock doesn't work.

I don't know what you're talking about. All right. I'm going to get you one day. Next slide. You can be a sissy. I'll hold you down. Always say sorry. Oh, that's what the end is.

Oh, okay. Always say sorry. I'm sorry. That's what it says. I'm getting you. You're getting me what? Getting me a bag of smart food? No, I'm not going to get you.

That's over there. If I do, I have to cut it up and maybe chew it and feed you like a baby bird. By the end of this dude, you're going to be fully sissied. Check this out. Damn. He actually, man, yeah, we got it like that. Yeah. We got a 28 pack of chips.

Uh-huh. Not that big of a deer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't fucking matter. That might break some of the corns. Cut to the white shot. I don't even give a fuck. You see that throw, too?

Manly throw. Not like a girl at all. Perfect form. Always say sorry, I'm sorry. Even if it's not your fault, even if you have no reason to apologize, saying sorry must be one of your gimmicks. You should always sound like you're begging. Okay.

Oh. Oh. I might have to try that. Okay. Let's begin. Okay, Ash. Okay. How would you, I mean, always sound like you're begging, like in every situation?

Yeah. That's hard. Um, yeah, I guess. Like, how do you say like hello and bet? Hello? Can I say hi to you? Please, can I say hi? That's exactly.

Yeah, that's, that's, yeah. Girls don't do that. You nailed it instantly with one try. No, I don't have a natural. Yeah, what would that even sound like? No, it didn't work on. No, I don't know what the, no. Okay.

Be too obsessive about cleaning. That's not me. my fucking clothes are dirty all the time. Not only you hate dust, but you should look overly disturbed when something is messy. Clean a bit, even if you're at a restaurant or at a friend's place. If someone asks you why you're doing this, just say, sorry, I can't help it. Yeah, I'm afraid of dust. No, I hate cleaning.

I hate dust because the mites are too big. Yeah, it's not my thing. I don't like mites. See, I don't care that this fucking, this table's filthy. There's cables everywhere. It doesn't bother me at all. I don't care at all about any of that. not a big deal to me

I was going to put something on the table but then I don't really have much to grab over there's not too much to put on the table yeah oh no never mind I thought I saw something it was nothing number 10 don't be afraid of being dumb or silly okay okay I'm pretty sure

most of you are pretty smart so it's not going to be easy but there is some way to achieve this you can stop having an answer to everything relax and speak spontaneously acting silly is fun don't be afraid to look silly you can even pretend if you want. The key is to ease your mind and stop trying to solve any

problems. Kind of a Zen. Yeah. Of a Zen situation. Honestly, that one. Pretty good advice. Not bad advice. It's not bad life advice in general. I think even non-sissies like us could probably find something. Yeah, non-sissies

like us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, could probably find something again from everything on this list. Now that I think about it, maybe all ten. Yeah, you know, most of them has a little, you know, Yeah, it's like, yeah, you know, it's a couple of things. It's like, you know, what they say about every religious text has little nuggets of truth in it, right? Right.

So, like, Bible, the Golden Rule, Islam is like Muhammad was the number one guy, you know, like, you could learn a little bit from the sissy, this sissy thing. Not, you have to take everything so seriously, you know, but. The sissy king. This, this sissy thing, they got something. The sissy thing of ours. All right. Well, that's pretty much it. Yeah, there's anything else.

Yeah, there's a few things here. Okay, show me. through. You know what you have to do now, Sissy. See you soon. Okay. Okay, look what Patrick just did. What? These ain't so. Completely. Completely. I'm just going to try this slide again. So I'm just going to throw this slide up again. Okay.

Okay. That's interesting. I'm not going to say don't. I mean, it's, you need to just, wait, wait, wait, let me just try one more time here because, okay, so three times, that's kind of. Three times what? Okay. Never mind. So we're just going to move on here. There's a few comments I wanted to read. I practically do shield these things now. Well, what they're saying is I do she things. Yeah. She all.

She all. Everything I do is a she thing. Yeah. Everything is a she thing. Shell. Or shell things. Thank you. Training accomplished.

Well, that guy, you should get, do you think you get like a diploma when you're that would be huge? I would not like to have that. That would be good about it. That's what the sissy thing is. They like small stuff? Yeah, it's like a little cute little dollhouse thing. You know?

I'm Janine Spades. but I've completed the training. That's a good name. You should have... They still did anonymous for their concert name. Are they accredited? Janine's... You're doing my credits would transfer to the Sissy Factory.

I've been in the Macho factory for a little bit. Yeah, but I kind of want to transfer. Probably not a lot of things. And here's... I think this is... Yeah, this is the last one. Hello, I just wanted to let... I wanted to just let you know. You've inspired me to write.

I really like the way you write and train us Sissies. Thank you for the comment. content. That's so funny to me to go through this entire website. It's like how to become an anal submissive slave. And you're like, I should be a writer. This makes me want to be an author. Yeah, you know, that novel I've been thinking of. Just a completely different type of hypnosis. Yeah. Writer's hypnosis. Yeah. Speaking of hypnosis, I feel like the plasma ball is kind of hypnotizing me. Can you cut to the plasma ball really quick? And I have something to say, well, the plasma ball is on.

Go back this way. Yeah. You will subscribe to the podcast about list page. You will give money to the podcast about list Patreon where video episodes are being uploaded every week. That's right. The video episodes are not just on the YouTube. They're actually also on the Patreon, which has plenty of video episodes for you to look at. It's only one so far, but soon there will be millions. And you will want to subscribe there because big things will be happening. and at some point maybe even behind the scenes things of other things may be on the Patreon

or even footage of things you couldn't even imagine will be on there. And on the Patreon, it's not uploaded to YouTube, so we're able to look at porn live on episodes. We can look at pornographic websites and show a butt with a plug or a pussy with a finger. And you know what? And I'm going to say this right now. If you subscribe to our $3,000, I think it's still called the Filipino. Mr. Bean, I believe. You get to come to the studio and touch the plasma ball.

Yes. Look how fun the plasma ball is to touch. You will be allowed to come in here, touch this plasma ball as much as you want. You can do this trick with it. Wait, wait, hold on. Okay, do that, yeah. Okay, now just make it look really hypnotic right now. Okay.

You will give us money. You will watch us YouTube. You will listen to us audio. You will look at our RSS feed. You will like us all. Okay, well, I think that about cover. that'll do it everything right yeah so whoa what see you next week

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