Podcast About List - Ep. 217 - Real Life Debates

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

Today, we delve deep into the political spectrum with a formal controlled debate to hopefully find a solution to every problem ever. Get extra premium and D&D episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us for video episodes https://www.youtube.com/@Podcastaboutlist

Tonight, war, traditional family values, animal rights, free market capitalism, privacy rights, global climate change, lunchtime, Christmas, will all be debated on real life debates. Welcome Welcome And greetings to you as well What? Just trying to be kind of respectable Oh yeah I'm being a fucking weirdo

weird shit No I'm trying to be respectable I've been trying to bring manners more into my life a little bit you know make eye contact with women on the street and stuff just look right at them kind of you look the thing the thing that you're supposed to do and i read this i think on um what's it jezebel is you're supposed to not familiar um you you you look a woman straight in the eyes on the street and you you point your hands you make the fist like this okay and you say energy energy no you're supposed to do this and then you siphon you're supposed to

You're supposed to do a Wakanda forever? Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to do that. Women, Kanda. I don't think you're supposed to do that at all. Women, Kanda, are not as good as men. Yeah, they're better. No, that's not what I meant.

Yeah, they're not as good. They're as great. Okay, so we have our first debate topic. Basically, today we're doing a bit of a debate-style show because, I mean, we've been sharing these mics here for going on three years. And to say that we Yeah, wow. To say that we, wow. Wow.

Okay, pause everything. Wow. Wow. Very soon. Yeah, very soon. But, no, wait, four. Four years. Four.

It's going on four years of the show. Jeez. And there's been so many. She's already had three. There's been so many things that have changed on this show. But also to say over the years, to say that we've butted heads about certain social and political issues. I would say it would be an understatement. Oh, absolutely.

Because we occupy, as we know, three different parts of the political. Quadrants. The triadrints. The is an aisle. Well, it's part of a triangle. It's the political triangle. I've never met up to know. This is a concept that Cameron came up with is the political triangle.

Yeah, well, I mean, you guys know I did a stent as a political scientist. Yeah. Really? Yeah, from the ages of five to seven, and I came up with the triangle. That was pretty smart. Yeah. I actually came up with it in music class. You took the spectrum and you just kind of bent that part right.

I wonder what your inspiration was. It's three points, three political points. And, I mean, I can't remember. reveal what they are because, I mean, we're going to kind of introduce them. Yeah, we're going to get into that. So today we're doing, we're going to have a debate. Am I supposed to introduce it now? No, we can go, so, like I said. Debate's too formal. Debate is too formal. And although I am into rules and respectability because of where I am on the political.

I like anarchy when it comes to arguing my point. Yeah, I'm sure you do. And I'm directly in the middle. So we can go ahead. We have some political cards that kind of describe. Let's start with maybe Cameron. I'll introduce myself first. Let's go ahead here. Hi there, everybody. My name is Cameron Fedder, and I'm a comedic leftist, okay? Some facts, political facts about me.

I wrote in Shrek in the 2020 election. That's why I voted for. That is a completely absurd, yeah. It's absurd. It's a bit ironic, too. Where's the, I think you don't grasp maybe the idea of irony. No, it's kind of, that's part of it, you know, to act like a fucking stupid head. I mean, like I think a lot of conservatives are nowadays.

are stupid heads. Cool, now we're cussing. And Democrats, too, and I think about it. But I also support vicious ad hominem insults on conservatives, their families, their children. I think that anything should be completely fair game. I think that it's okay to insult an eight-year-old girl if her dad is a politician.

I think that it's okay to say things about her appearance. That much is clear. My political beliefs. Yeah, I can tell. I believe that colored hair should be legal. I think there should be no legal restrictions against having colored hair. I think that's an unnatural color.

I agree for no reason. I think I might vomit. And also, I really, I want more episodes of Tuka and Birdie, and I've been saying this for a while, but seize the means of Netflix, and let's get some more cartoon shows. Yeah, what does that mean? Sees the means. That basically means to get more of something you want. Okay. So I'm...

I figured you for an O&A fan. O way, not O&A, I'm the OA fan. You know, I kind of just like anything with a comedic bent. Oh, interesting. And also with a leftist bent. Ah. And then we have... I like bends here.

Yeah. I like things with bent. Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Yeah. I'll give you something to bend. I think now we should introduce Caleb's political views here. So I'm just a normal Republican, okay? I'm in a respectability in politics, right?

I want sensible debate. I want what you do in your own home is that's your own business, okay? I have no part of that. I really just want everybody in America to have the tools of... support themselves and then this last one I don't think I wrote that um yeah I don't think I need to go over that one yeah I would just must have been a glitch that put that there some kind of glitch has nothing to do well it must have been something about the graphic design the color scheme of the oh yeah um white text only that's what I meant when I when I put that on my card I was like can

you make sure it's white text all right because other colors of text are hard to read the graphic designer he must have been yeah Mexican or something I mean by the way you're racist fucking shit bag for putting shit like that on your motherfucking card. Oh, well, this must be the ad hominems you're talking about. Yeah, well, that's what I would expect from a... Oh, yeah, nice one, stupid head. That's what I would expect...

Okay, wow, that is fucking... Okay, what you're calling me, the stupid head or him, because... Both of you fuck wads are ass clowns to me. All right, well, I guess it's good... I guess I should introduce my political beliefs here. Yeah. I'm a complete moderate.

It's all you're in the middle. With the yellow microphone. Uh-huh, and I, uh, I have never really... Wait, I have a blue microphone. He has a red microphone. Do we have to switch them out? Yeah. I have never fully affiliated with a party for long enough to really understand anything.

I was a liberal from 2011 to 2012. From 2012 to 2013, I became conservative after reading a couple articles. And then after watching my favorite show, I became a South Park conservative, which I don't know if you can. You can see here. Scoot to your right. Scoot to my right. Yeah, okay. I see that little patch.

Yeah, I think that's the logo of the political party. Oh, nice. Can you tell us what that entails being a South Park conservative? It means that I agree with all of the ideas of Cartman. Okay, which I mean, I'm not familiar with it. It's a little past my bedtime. Well, I did because I was only a South Park conservative from 2000. 13 to 2016

And then at that point I mean it's a Pretty similar already I became libertarian Did a little lateral move there Yeah but then I became a South Park Conservative again And currently I'm a member of a political party

That I made up Called the Birthday Party And we do all sorts of Vermin Supreme type shit But Hermann Supreme, big fan We also don't know When the elections are happening and it's mostly about throwing a good birthday party. So you actually like, so let me just get this.

Let's go ahead and jump into this. This guy actually thinks that something like Vermin Supreme is making a mockery out of the political establishment. You actually enjoy crap like that. Well, you can see it's... You can see by my funny costume. You have a funny costume on? Is that...

That's your hair. What do you mean your costume? You haven't always had that? No. See, I'm plumb bald. Under this. I wouldn't call that plum ball. I'm completely bald.

What kind of plums do you eat where they have black hair and inch thick all over them? Yeah. I don't think I don't think I'm eating the right plums. No, you must not be. Yeah. Get that hat or that hair back on your hair. Yeah, I have to, I mean, it's part of the birthday part. To bring it back to the debate about Vermin Supreme, I mean, I, as a kind of comedic, ironic,

Like, I'll hell I'll say it, dirtbag leftist. I think that funny and ironic costumes are actually great. Like, as you'll notice, if you saw somebody like me, a comedic leftist who votes for Shrek, Garfield, death grips, this type of thing. You'll see a guy like me dressed like this walking down the street. You think... You know what I do?

I punch you in the fucking face. No, you wouldn't, because you'd see what I'm wearing right now. You'd just think, this guy's a USA Republican conservative. He's wearing a show this says, God bless America, and a hat that has an army gun that says something. something on it. And what you would think is this is a Republican wearing Republican clothing. Little do you know, it's like Halloween for me. I'm creating a comedic costume like dressing up for Austin powers. I actually wouldn't think, uh, there's in no way would I think that you were a conservative

because you do have colored hair. And I would be, it would be very, very obvious to me that you were basically a liberal woman type person. You have cutted hair. I have got cut it off. I have, I have what's called a crew cut. Okay. And it's very popular in the Republican Senate. Yeah, it looks like a fuzzy nut. As a, you know, as a moderate right now. Can maybe we tone down the comedic part of your leftist acting attitude? And I don't even have children for the first. Good.

Okay, so actually, what you're doing is actually, it's actually called ad hominem. And it's completely very. Yeah, he said that he's, he said he believes in that already. Okay, well, you're, you have a, you are a complete turd. This guy doesn't even know how to respond to my arguments. You can't even engage with my arguments. No, that's not, ad homineming on you. You can't even engage with a woman.

That's not true. Wow. That's not true I can engage with a woman. I don't know which side I'm going to stay directly in the middle still until one of you... Okay, well, in that case, let's talk about let's maybe... Can we get to policy? Let's talk about policy. Okay, can we talk about policy?

How about the war on drugs? Okay? I bet you fucking like smoking dope. Yeah. Wait. Dope, pot, and more. Oh, my God. He actually liked...

Hold on. You can't be serious. And I think the war on drugs should be Thor on drugs. They should make a movie that has psychedelic imagery with... Thor in it. I don't side with that anymore. Directed by Tycho Watiti. Yeah, I'm not.

I don't fuck with that crap. I don't really care Tyco Watiti for psycho, psycho crazy Titi. I don't like him very much. I'm on his side now. Because I think that his voice strikes me as a bit gay. Whatever accent that is, it's kind of gay to me. I think gay people rule the world in a good way.

Well, I think they definitely rule the world. You were very close there. You said, in a good way, got you to move over to the left? Yeah Well, I think that it's a bad thing I'm not really budging on this one Oh my God Okay, well what's next on policy

Well, I personally I mean, I'm curious to hear what you think about this Yeah, I'm a curious I'm actually Is that, were you saying that in a good way? Is it a good way or a bad way? Okay, then I'm going to stay over here Okay

I'm actually a staunch supporter of hipsterism You're a... And I think it should be enshrined in the code of law I bet you I'm in the middle I'm back in the middle In fact, I don't even think we should have laws now that I think about it. You think that should be codified in the Declaration of Independence. You think that should be in the Constitution.

I think that should be the only thing. The only amendment should be what? And how would you phrase that? Hipsterism. And let me guess. You probably think it'd be funny to make it the 420th Amendment. Yeah. Either that or the 69th or 42069.

4,000. 42,000. Here's what I think. 42 owes. Here's what I think. You touched my hat. Sorry, I didn't mean to. I'm back on his side.

See, the conservatives, they steal. I don't steal. They lie. They cheat. They steal. Hey, wait. We can agree on that, pal. Watch this.

Hey, Cameron, this is a... Hey, you want this for free? It's welfare. Yeah. I love welfare. And you're staying over there? You sick, son of a bitch? I love welfare, too.

Oh, my God. I really... Sorry, I like, working for my money. I really don't know anything. Can I, here, can I purchase that hat? Yeah. I will be,

I will do anything for that hat. And I mean anything. Okay. So what do you want me to do? How about you put on this wig? I'll put that wig on, yeah. Well,

maybe you two could talk about a policy while I get dressed. I have no knowledge on policy at all. Do you have any concerns that maybe would affect which side you would end up on? So it seems Why do I look like such a pretty girl? You've become...

You've become what I like to call a Lois Griffin conservative. You put on the fucking white, long white wiggy you become Sephirah, and not your fucking Sora from Kingdom Hearts. You're just an anime guy. Why is it any type of hair you put on... It's scary. Okay, I like this, and I'm going to keep it on my head. Okay, colored hair, S.J. D'L.

No, I'm not an ad hominem. That was a trick. That was a trick that I played on you. No, I'm not. And I'm actually going back to my own middle party here. Okay. So maybe you should pitch us on your party. Yeah. So tell us a little bit about the birthday party.

You don't have to care about anything. What does that mean? And it's all, both sides are actually fucking bad. Wait, is that true? That's the policy of your party? Well, I can agree with you on half of that. You can't scoot into that way. Why not?

because that doesn't make any sense. I hate fucking both sides of this political bullshit, though. Wait, then you're the guys, you're the same guys. I love the right side because of my right-wing. Oh, I guess I actually love the left side. I just realized. Oh, okay. Now that I think about it.

But you know what I hate? What? You know who's sitting right here? Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden. Adolf Hiller. Kamala Harris. Adolf Hiller actually is sitting right there. No, that's it.

Before my very eyes. For another day. And his kids are ugly as fuck. No, not true. kids are ugly. Hitler's. I don't think he had any children. Exactly.

He had dogs. He couldn't even get, he couldn't even have any children. Wait, that's actually proof that he was a liberal Democrat is that he had dogs, which are, if you, I mean, if somebody's childless

but has a dog, that's, I would say, a liberal Democrat thing. Okay, fuck stick. If you think, if you think I feel obligated to defend a liberal Democrat, you don't know the first

motherfucking thing about my shit. So here come the insult. Fuck face on clown stick. Shit like that, right? Daily show type, Okay, Dr. Cofafeu. Okay, Dr. Cofa. Oh, my God, and his hair is orange like Trump's skin.

I think I have to go on this side. And this is a clear divide. So these two represent kind of Hollywood elites, soccer coaches, that kind of person. Soccer coaches. Over me, over here, this is an all-American football coach, right? Yeah, you look like cheeseburgers. Hollywood delights, candies and foods. Yeah, you look like.

As fat as a balloon. You look like a drop-dead Fred. Who's Drop-Dead Fred? It was a movie. What? With Rick Mayall. I haven't seen that movie. Okay.

Well, you look like him with that wig. Okay, I'm moving further over to my side because of how much. You're moving further to the right? No, I'm being pushed even further right wing by you two. Okay. I'm getting, and this, and I don't want to tell you what this is, right? When I get off camera, shit's going to get bad. You're going to want to cut my microphone.

Okay? If I get any further right than this. better tread lightly. And don't tread on me. I see... I see... Something about don't tread on me is I motherfucking hate that message,

but the design is so cool. I'm seeing the rage and the passion that you have in your speech just now. Mm-hmm. Thank you. I think I'm kind of... Okay, hey Patrick.

Thank you. Hey, Patrick. Now I have a buddy over here. SpongeBob memes. I'm not going to do it. You can't do a mic drop on that. Hey, hey, can you switch the camera to me? No.

SpongeBob memes. All right, don't drop the mic. That's so loud, man. People listen to this. So what other policy things you want to get into? Let's get into the nitty-gritty. I don't even care. Okay, that, I, okay, so it's one thing to be a fucking liberal Democrat, but to be a nihilist and not care about your job.

But I do think they should all get free medicine that costs $100,000. And, wait. And other people should have to work for it. You think that my, my, uh, ginger ass. should be out there slaving day and night, which, by the way, we were the original slaves. I think everyone can agree with that, ginger people like me. You think that we should have to work our hard asses sitting in the pill factory, right? At a pill press, at a pill press all day.

I'm pressing Xanax. I'm pressing Welbutrin, life-saving medication. That's right. And you think that that should be free. Yeah, because I think a guy in a flannel needs to be able to eat ice cream without pooping his pants. Okay, ass hat. And that's more important. And I don't say ass hat usually because I don't.

like sarcasm and irony. So I mean it literally. Like you could have an ass for a hat. He looks like. He looks like Gritty. So I actually like him. I'm not familiar with Gritty. You are missing out. What I'm missing out on?

Pull up Gritty. What the hell's Gritty? Pull up Gritty? Well, this looks like a delightful sports iconography piece. This looks okay. What's so wrong about being a hockey mascot? We like Gritty. Wait, okay, so I like Gritty too then.

He seems pretty awesome. Yeah, he's actually... Can you pull up a gritty memes? I'm sure he would... Yeah, pull up gritty memes. Search gritty memes here and pull these up for us. So, I'm not so sure what that means. Memes, you're going to like memes.

That's a nice... That's a nice means of production you got there. Be a shame if someone seized it. Okay, so that's basically the opposite of your whole thing. So even though I am a right-wing Republican, even I can admit that shit's funny. Yeah. Even I can admit, that shit is really fucking funny.

Wait, you see this? is that wow person of the year should say Muppet of the year yeah should say mascot of the year okay so we're starting to find some kind of ground yeah I think we could yeah I think you're all pretty funny yeah okay now pull up big chungis all right oh my goodness

pull up big chungus leftist meme big chungus and gritty okay pull up leftism yeah big chungus left okay so pull this up okay so this is this is not true so that's mr. this is fucking propaganda that's Dr. Prager is a very, is a good friend of mine. He knows that if you're not circumcised, you might as well be in a dumpster. It says the left wants to take away Big Chungus, and I just want to say that's not fucking true. Okay. And also, this type of propaganda is evil, and they could take a page out of North Korea's book if they're trying to create something that's nice and helps people.

I'd take a page out of North Korea's book, and I'd crumple it up, and I'd play paper bin basketball with it at the office. Yeah, you miss every shot because you're, fucking clown. If you want to go toe to toe in a presidential fitness test, I'll fuck you up, kiddo. If I picked up North Korea's book. If I picked up North Korea's book, I don't think I'd understand a goddamn thing that's written in it.

I bet you were the kid who faked asthma to get out of the presidential fitness test. Actually, I did not fake it. Okay. And sometimes when you have asthma, you can't do things like your homework or running. or being nice to your mom. This leftoid wants a presidential Johnny test wants a cartoon president.

Yeah, and I'm proud of it. President's a Johnny test? Yeah. What is that? Like Johnny test. Oh, Johnny test. Like Johnny test. Okay.

Or their president. I bet you're there. Yeah, who what win in there, asshole? What the hell is that even mean? Yeah, that's right. That's what I'm saying. Pretty political discourse. Keep bring on the attacks.

I don't even care. I got a thick skin, unlike you. Your skin is thin and white. I hate all these whites in politics, ruining this politics right here. Wait, you're moving over because of the white thing? All right. I don't want to get into whites.

Hey, hey, shut up. It's pale. I don't, pale ass. I don't want to get it. Hey, whitey. Whoa. Just use the w-word of me. What the hell's going on saying, hey, whitey over here.

All right? You shut your trap. First of all, you don't know my. You don't know my. results snow roach you don't know my 23 and me results snow roach that's fucking that almost feels normal races yeah that feels almost bad dude that's out of out of the podcast that might be bad to say that that was something that's k-pop people made that up snow roach yeah to call white urban dictionary snow roach a white

a white person saw that one time on tour I thought the funniest thing ever whatever happened to the old hell hell and I support K-pop you're staying after he used a

vicious slurge like snow roach that shit made me laugh okay well you're both a couple of that's what it's about though it's about laughing it's about laughing and holding hands with others and helping the world get. And also fucking... I might leave the birthday party.

Fucking murdering some motherfucking CEOs. Okay. Let's get this started. Okay, by the way. Let's start fucking murdering some... Here's a clear example, by the way, of how left is to distort reality. He just said, motherfucker.

So first of all, you missed like four fucking words there, ass hat. And you made it into a hip-hop gangster slang. I actually came up with a comedic left-ed song recently. Oh, yeah? It's a parody of a different song. And it's kind of similar to... It's a little bit about killing CEOs.

I can't sing it. Yeah, okay, Weird Al Jender Switch. I can hum the tune. Come on. Weird out, get that again. Let me get a clean take of that. Okay, Weird Al Jender Switch. That's pretty good.

It's pretty good. So I care with this comedic leftist song that goes like, Mm-hmm. Ah, uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That's practically. That song, I mean, I'll write down the lyrics to send me you later, but I think it really communicates comedic leftism.

And it really like, it might even been the peak of comedic leftism. Might have been maybe the greatest ever doing. It might have all been ended at that point. All comedic leftism. But then it also could be a young. There also could be a Mario edition on YouTube. True. Which I would really love to see.

Close this up. No, we don't need to see that. All right, well, this is getting... This is they don't turn that boy to Mario. This is getting out of hand, I would say. This is getting completely out of hand. This is some kind of... We have a lot of new listeners coming.

They're going to have no idea what the hell we're talking about. It's going to send them down a bad rabbit hole. All these little 10-year-olds who watch the yard are going to come here and be like, what the fuck's going on with these psychos. Yeah. Oh, man. I saw another comedic leftist video about Starbucks. Yeah.

Okay, so. But what I like to, if you take it at its word, it's kind of like your end of the political spectrum. But if you look at it through an ironic lens. And you know what I just remembered you from is a video shot in a car. Now, that was me. That one was me. Yeah, that one was actually me.

Yeah, no. And I stand by that one, by the way. That one. I had a little bit of flip-flopping kind of era where I was going, oh, a left-a-legged kind of video. Yeah, a right-winger kind of video. Now I'm solidly just a normal right-wing Republican type. I will say I find a lot of stuff pretty disrespectful that Trump and Governor DeSanwich are doing that's not very good. Governor DeSanwich or whatever his name is. I don't think that any of that is very, very good for America in the political discourse. I'm more in the Ayn Rand kind of version of Republican where it's like, we need to be respectful. We need to do eugenics.

We need to make not... You should check out South Park conservatism. Yeah, and I think Link from motherfucking Legend of Zelda should chop your head off. Okay, that don't make no sense. You know what? First of all, Legend of Zelda. I could handle almost every single ad homin attack

that you've done today. But that one... Was too far? I don't care. I don't give a shit... Listen, I don't give a shit who I alienate when I'm doing my transgressive and some would say ironic comedy.

I don't even... To me, it's all about making my... self laugh and making my friends laugh and and guess what it doesn't matter what we say because we all know we support health care so you're saying so what we get drunk so yeah yeah exactly yeah what's that is that by your band blink 1812 genders because I blinked I blinked in 2014 woke up 182 genders yeah and what's oh and that's from your band blink blink 18 year olds maybe 2 18 year olds they're all ugly they're all 2 18 year olds from a Hardy's commercial

who are both eating hamburgers with me. That would be born to a hundred and dripping roasted onions on me. Yeah. Maybe an onion falls out of the burger into my on my pitas. That's from your band.

That's from your brand The offspring. Yeah, the offspring. The offspring that I think is sexy. No. Well, and I would be like, yeah, the offspring, the offspring that looks ugly as fuck

and they're so lame. That's why you'd probably want to abort them, no? You abortionist? That's usually why I support abortionist because I'm looking at these fucking Republicans' children. And I'm like, these children are so ugly

and weird. Would you call them Chuds? Yeah. I don't even know what the hell that means. I would call them Chud Juniors. I don't even know what that means. They're growing up and these, they're going to turn into fat chuds. And that's right, I support body shaming. Whoa. Whoa, I actually read you all wrong. Wait, that's not. Listen, I'm a, I'm borderline.

I think it's okay to body shame people if they're bad fucking people. Okay. I'm borderline obese. And I'm borderline a Nazi, and I don't even like that. Yeah, and I have borderline personality disorder. I'm proud of it, and I'm a man. Holy crap. Wait. I think it's good for men to have that.

You just admitted you're a man. Yep, there goes your leftist cred. Yep, you're done for. Well, what you see, what you have me all wrong, I'm not a normal leftist. I'm a comedic leftist. It's actually better to be a man as a comedic leftist. Oh, I didn't realize that. Yeah.

Actually, because women can't meme. Damn. Okay, so again, I'm not really into the misogyny stuff, okay? That is not so much my bag, as you would leftistly put it. Yeah, I'd like to see you in a bag, banged around the back of a truck. So there goes the violent part, and that's where I can smell the Che Guevara on you, is that you're like, oh, we'll kill the dissidents. And you see me as a dissident.

You're doing Robocop Vision, perfect alpha male detected, and then you want to kill me. And meanwhile, you look like a fucking ugly piece of shit. How do I look pretty in my new wig? He does look pretty in his new wig. He looks pretty in his new wig. I will say. As a moderate, I think we can both agree. So maybe you can scoot on over to the beautiful side.

Maybe leave this dirty. You're like pig pin from the peanuts. You're just like, I see flies and marijuana smoke flying around you. No, no, no, that's based in true reality. I saw a roach under your arm when you raised it up. No, you didn't. I did. And if you did, roach.

Oh, it might have been that. Yeah, probably come from all that smoking he's doing. Yeah. And so let's get into Massachusetts. See, I love being on this side in the middle here because I can, look, I think, that he sucks. I think that he sucks. So when I see a mass shooting in the news,

my first thought is, great, more fodder for my jokes to my friends. Yeah, I bet you do. I'm doing run-hide fight. You're sitting there, you're thinking,

Jack off, laugh, laugh, and fucking die. Yeah, or just laugh, laugh, laugh. And I'm thinking, I'm going to be a target. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to be the next target. Because you're in the school.

No, because I'm in the middle. Why are you doing in the school? I'm in the school. There's not mass shootings don't just happen at schools. We were talking about school once. We were, yeah. I thought you were talking about the one that happened at that garlic festival.

You'd be at a garlic festival? Yeah. Okay, I think you and me can reach across the aisle and agree. That's a weird way to spend your time as a grown man. What, going to the garlic festival? Yeah. For me, it's like more music festivals. Yeah.

For you, it's probably more butt festivals. And for me, it's like... But festivals for you. No, no, maybe book fairs. I like scholastic book fairs. With that haircut, you look like you're going to be going to a Wrenfair. Okay, well, there I go scoot an ever-so-more right word. And here I am, just barely on camera at this point.

If you go to the wide, my left arm is, oh, man, this left arm's reaching into kind of Mussolini territory at this point. But now that you're this far away, we can't appreciate this. I actually hate wildlife aquariums. Holy crap. So let me guess that, wait. I think that we evolved from that. Yes. I think I evolved from this specifically.

I actually also hate wildlife aquariums. Really? I think wildlife should be free. Yeah, free to buy and eat. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I said it.

He suggested that? He wants to eat a turtle. He wants to eat a turtle? And we're going to sit there and just let that happen. Do you realize how hard it's shell is? You break your teeth. You know what I go out? You soft-toothed fucking fuck.

Me and my uncle go out there on those deep fish sea boater, the deep fish, the deep-sea boat. Deep-sea fishing boat. And we get a couple of six-packs, right? We down them. Then we put the rings on the end of a fucking line. cast that bad boy out of the ocean Baluga whale Catch him right there

Reel them in We make barbecue salad out of that Barbecue salad It's a new thing that we created Out of whale meat So That wig just started to have like a second wave On me when you were talking

This is the last thing This phase is the last thing Most endangered animals ever see Before they're gone off this earth forever The our only hope is that they find them in amber somewhere right stop laughing him you really do

you really do look like a Japanese person you're a white person I don't look like I don't look like you're a compliment you look like you look like you look like anime Ron Weasley I don't look like

you look like you love this Oh, like Olly London. That is not me at all. No, look up, who's like a strong. You look like, you look like when Claskey Cuspo made Ronald animated. Look up Cowaroo from Evangelion. See, I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. What are these sushi rolls?

Come on. From Evangelian. Type an Evangelian. Which I love as a leftist. I should bring up. I bet you do. He looks like that. I like evangelism.

That's not me. I don't look anything like that. Oh, my God. It's crazy how much hair changes my entire vibe in a major way. I know. I don't remember what it was like that. You know, I used to have pretty much this exact same. I barely remember it at this point.

All right. You know what? Hmm. Or is it time to, I mean, is it time to kind of settle this debate once and for all? Do we have a final topic that you'd like to tackle? You were the only one, I think, who came prepared with facts. Me? Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's pretty apparent. Yeah, I mean, I'm ready, you know. Emotions, facts. I think I've realized that you and I, you as a Republican and me as kind of a comedic, ironic, Shrekism leftist We maybe have more in common than I thought And it's maybe that

I think what that I agree with your stuff And I think it's funny to do If I think it would be funny If I was a Republican I think maybe I could be It would be funny for me To be a Republican

Really? Yeah Well if that's the And I think that It's funny to To do that And I've been lying I've been on his side

The whole time You've always been a Republican Yeah so I'd like I mean I'd say this This podcast is fully A Republican Yeah podcast.

I mean, I mean, I mean, we're not, I don't want to really want to break K-Faib here, but I mean, if anyone, it's a fake debate, obviously. We're breaking K-fabe, obviously, Cameron was a parody. A straw man parody that I'm just hurled insults at. And me, I was just up here being myself. Exactly. I really don't think of that about, just, I want to make this really clear, because I know, I know it's like my face saying it on video, and so that's maybe bad.

I really think, I think that all Republican children are beautiful. Mm-hmm. Yes, he does. I don't think it's, I don't think they're fat. No. If anything. And I think they should be cherished. Yeah, they should not be rolled down a hill.

No, or rolled in breadcrumbs or rolled. We're put in a big cauldron and with stock and celery. Right. And cutting carrots directly into the cauldron. And someone's, and a witch is circling and whistling. And that's what they're doing at over 3,000 planned parenthoods here in America. Exactly. Yeah. Is that they put the, the child gets completely born.

They put them into a soup. They make stock out of the child. And I really, I really think. think it's wrong what leftists are doing i i don't know if you guys have heard this they're executing republican children you know how they're doing this what they've been locking them in sky zone for 24 hours wow that's awful with mr beast no oh mr beast now that's an upstanding republican gentleman i hope that he becomes a president one day so with this out of the way i think that we can all uh we can tackle one of our favorite websites today yeah right which is um conservapedia

dot com okay so this is uh i mean this is we we already no introduction is needed we go here every day it's my home page we discovered this or discussed it on uh on the patreon episode so here's here's the splash page conservative media the trustworthy encyclopedia it's clear that some patriot saw wikipedia saw that any old leftist left winger democrat could add whatever they wanted to it not only not only a conservative a true conservative patriot,

but a member of the Schlafly family. What's that? His mom was a very, like, staunch anti-feminist speaker. I've never seen anybody wear on their face how hard they're thinking as much as you do. You, like, blink to, like, forth a time.

I was trying to remember what I read about it. And that was me remembering. Strong. She was a patriotic. anti-famous woman. She was a patriotic, one of the most, actually, and you know what, for a woman, even though she was a woman, I actually did like hearing her talk. Oh, wow. Okay. So this is the conservatia, the trustworthy encyclopedia. Here's some popular articles at conservatia. The Equal Rights Amendment, I bet that one's good. Conservatia proven right. Benjamin Franklin. I really love to take a look at that page. Mystery, does God have a sense of humor? Which I checked in on it, and I didn't make a slide for it, but one of the things is, one of the evidences for that, was that there's duck-billed platy, and it said, how funny is that? Which is true.

Scientism, which I don't know what that is, really. Augusto Pinochet. What else on here? Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, underrated sports stars. Yeah. And Pete Rose is in there. Alger Hiss, I'm guessing that is a snake.

Yeah. So you missed overcoming homosexuality. I could take a look at that I have no interest in that page personally But this is one I really like on here Which is Hollywood values Hollywood values also known today as Holly woke Or Holly Weird quote unquote values

Are characterized by spreading sexually transmitted diseases Public obscenities decadence, Narcissism, Hypocry, Rampant Drug Abuse Abortion, Adultery, Lawlessness and the promotion of the homosexual agenda and cultural Marxist I do like that both Holly Woke and Holly Weird were so good that they had to

They couldn't give them up Yeah, it's just Holly woke Has, it doesn't sound Bad Right Holly woke doesn't sound like fucking bullshit Sounds bad to me Woke stuff

In 2014, even in the context of the fashion industry dressed stars of the Academy Awards and celebrations of St. Valentine's Day 61% of Americans agreed Hollywood has too much influence on American politics social values. This is nice because I fucking hate that people are trying to take the saint

out of St. Valentine's Day. Yeah. I do want to, did you pull up anything for St. Valentine's Day? No, it wasn't all that interesting. I just, okay. We can always freestyle at the end of it. Yeah, I mean, I think we all know

what St. Valentine's Day is it's when a man gives a woman chocolates. Yes. And a woman gives a man. A back rub. A hand in marriage. Yes. Okay.

And marriage job. And service forever. in perpetuity, is what I like to say, to my wife. I feel like I'm so sick of these Hollywood values and just getting into American culture, right? It's always, you know, you can't drive two feet on the BQE here in New York City. That's seen a giant shootout, people doing backflips on top of semi-trucks. And they're all exploding right in front of. And they're all driving hybrid cars.

And even the buses are hybrid now. Even the buses have electricity. I also, these Hollywood values leaking, and I mean, you're speaking, you're speaking about hybrid. I saw a hybrid called a predalian. Wow. That I think was influenced by Hollywood. Yeah, it was disgusting. It was gooey and slimy, and it had a predator's mouth and an alien's mouth combined.

They have made, even in New York City, liberal New York, they have made the buses hybrid. Yeah. I, back in my day, every bus rolled coal. Yeah. Every single bus. You would stand at the bus stop. you'd come on to the bus covered in soot. Yep.

Sometimes the bus would break down. They'd have to call their supervisor. It'd come out and say, God damn it. There it is. The catalytic converter is still in this goddamn thing. Rip it out with his teeth, right? Spin it on the ground. And, you know, sometimes it would break down, and that wasn't the issue.

They couldn't figure out how to fix it. You know what? Everybody on the bus would get off and push it. They'd work hard. Everybody. And now there's this whole movement, by the way, speaking of catalytic converters, young American patriots going around, helping out, just being good Samaritans

helping out working families by taking the catalytic converters out of Subaru's and fords right and those are good people those are good American cars yeah because you get in there a Subaru that's an American car yeah I think it's in Detroit you get in that car you can you imagine Christmas Day right

you get in your car maybe there's a bow on top of that car there's a bow on top of the car the catalate converter is gone right it's already being shipped off to a communist country like South Korea they turn that bad boy on just cold blows right in your dog's face.

You've got to go, it's a Christmas miracle. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. You know what? They should do. These patriots who are taking off the catalytic converters, they should also add those whistles. I agree.

Into the exhaust. Yeah. Let's do it. And you know what? Put a couple of crushed Pepsi cans behind the wheels so that it even goes bar. And the nuts. And put the truck nuts on. And the nuts.

And maybe a couple. Get those truck nuts on those cars. And hell. I love looking at those nuts when they're on trucks. Let's add a cap of sticker. Let's just go for it. Salt light. on the whole back window.

Next. Oh, so here's some of the contents here. Hollywood is a tool of antisocial pedagogy, conflict over values, description, death, sexually transmitted diseases, crime, falsehoods, disrespective marriage, offensive behavior slash moral depravity, and then Hollywood actor Dan Aykroyd on Beastiality.

Oh, wow. I need to see that page. Yeah, so I'd like to touch on that really quick. Is that, okay, so him talking about Beastiality. So this is Hollywood actor, liberal, Dan Aykroyd on Beastiality. I draw the line at Beastiality because it's unfair to the dog or the cat. If the dog or the cat had

consciousness, then that'd be okay with me. God damn bastard. What the hell? I see, for some reason, I believed that the comments, or his comments, it would only be about getting blown by a ghost. Yeah, I was going to ask what his thoughts were on sex with ghosts. Yeah. Well,

I think that's pretty apparent. Is that a ghost a beast? A ghost is a beast. A ghost is absolutely a Halloween beast. Yeah. Okay, well, I think conservatia might beg to differ. Pull up ghost. I don't think I have ghosts. There might be a ghost thing. My clicker is broken.

Am I? Maybe there is. So here's some more Hollywood weirdos. Director John Waters claims that his biggest influence for his quote-unquote films are pornographic movies. In addition, he is openly homosexual and thinks he's okay. You know what's not okay? His tiny

little mustache. Yeah. It's so small. People who have tiny must be gay. And you know what? John Waters made a movie called Serial Mom. Right? No. Serial mom Oh He wants to completely

Make a buffoonery Over the nuclear family Exactly Give me bacon egg and cheese In the morning mom You know what another movie he made was called Huh And you guys

What is it Hold your breath Because you're gonna be grossed out Okay Say it He made a movie called Pecker Oh God damn

He made a movie Wait so it's about a bird No Oh It's about a boy Who takes pictures of Of butts Don't even

Okay Okay That's a young boy So I just, I searched Ghost on Conservopedia really quick. They do have a page for Ghost, but it's for Ghost the Band. All right. Whatever. Agnostic and left-leading Chank Ugar and his view on the legalization of bestiality in some circumstances.

Jank Ugar, the creator and host of the left-leaning the Young Turks Web News Show said, I'm a young turds. Yeah, that's what I like to call him. I'm agnostic now. I was born Muslim. My whole family is Muslim. Maybe, Jubyia, if you get at some spooky music behind that. In 2013, Jank Ugar said that if he had the power to do so,

he would legalize bestiality in cases where the person is pleasuring the animal, and the animal appears not to mind. Do we have a sound clip of this? I don't think we do. I would love to hear him saying this. But, I mean, I believe it, right? It's right there on conservapedia. It's not, you know, it's interesting that he's saying specifically that he would legalize it

if he had the power to do so. Yeah. And not that necessarily he thinks it should be legalized, but like, you know, if I had the power, I would legalize that.

I'm not going to petition for it. No, no, he's not too active in the world. But if, just if I found myself in a position where that came across my desk, if it was the...

I would probably stamp it. He wins a president for the day contest. Yeah. Somehow the piece of paper slides across his desk. It just says, the dog fucking bill.

Tell you what, I'd hate to see, I'd hate to see Jank Ugar as the president of the United States. Yeah. Yeah. Agnostic president, first of all. And you know what I'd hate to see even more?

Him fucking a dog. Yeah, well, you know what? You know why he's pardoning that turkey. That's the problem there. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. So he can, hey, it'll be doing a different kind of gobbling. That's right. He's filling his asshole with a bird seed.

Disgusting. Stuffing. Disgusting. He's putting peanut butter on his butt. Stuffing and gravy. No, okay. Well, he'll be making gravy. Here's another Hollywood elite, Adolf Hitler.

Okay. What does he look like? So here's the truth about Adolf Hiller. Hitler and his youth was a financially irresponsible bohemian, a German word of the time, roughly the same as the English term hippie. So there, it's settled. Hitler was a hippie.

Hey, there's one hippie that I respect. I'll tell you who it is. Charles Manson, okay, you know why? Why is that? Because he made the entire world hate hippies. That's right. Rightfully. Thank you, Mr. Manson.

He knew it was up. Tip of the hat to you, sir. Hitler may have been an atheist. Adolf Hitler is theorized to be an atheist. He reportedly loathed Christianity, the bastard, and his father considered having faith a scam. How fucking dare him? Yeah.

I mean, this guy is completely disgusting in every single way. And other beliefs, Hitler supported animal rights. Oh, probably animal wrongs. This guy was a vegetarian hippie. So just think that when somebody supports animal rights or thinks that maybe we shouldn't be throwing those baby chicks into that massive meat grinder. I mean, that's a Hitler right kind of deep.

You know what, hey, I support animal rights. Yeah. Animal rights to be eaten in a delicious dinner. Animal rights, the right to be smothered and covered. Yeah. And peppered and chipped. That's right. Over there at Waffle House.

Yes, sir. And that's moderate, Patrick Doran. Yep. Profanity. So, you know, we were doing his whole, again, K-Fabe about when we were using profanity back then. a couple minutes ago. But we're not going to use that. But we keep it clean for the most part.

And dare I say it, I'm not going to, I'm going to say it just so I can drive the point home. Okay. We're not using that crap anymore. Yeah. No, yeah. Profanity. And I think you could probably tell by how awkward I said, I don't know, saying some of those swear. Mother.

Yeah, you definitely did stuff like that. It didn't sound natural coming off your tongue. Like, people who are maybe more constant swears might listen to that, be like, this guy doesn't know what he's doing. But I think me, I put on a pretty good show. You did. I did believe that you, I did believe that you swear like a sailor. You did sound like a bit of a sailor. When I said a clown, did that come, like that came across?

That was pretty good. Okay, cool, go. I never said any of sass in my life. Caring, cursing or cussing, or vulgarity is the usage of words, if you can even call them words, that are considered to be offensive or abusive. Its use is taboo in polite or formal environments and more commonly accepted in informal context. In 2008, it was found that liberals are more than 12 times likely to use profanity, on the internet when compared to conservatives.

Tell me that's shocking, because it doesn't really shock me at all. You know, that honestly, it shocks me that it's so low. Yeah. I would think it'd maybe be 13 or 14 times more. Yeah. Here's on the right, this is one of the greatest cussers of all time. Penn Gillette. This guy,

this guy somehow, he saw Magic Axe and he said, you know what that needs? A bunch of F-words and S-words. I actually, I prefer his compatriot who does not cuss at all. He cusses enough for the both of them. I think he's just, I think he's afraid to speak up. Profane words tend to involve certain near universal subjects, filth, particularly human waste,

forbidden sexual practices, and blasphemous treatment of the sacred. Oh, gosh. That's a swear already. Among profane words, there exist at least two levels of offensiveness. There are also, in many languages, including English, euphemisms. Now, I traffic in these euphemisms every so often, such as, darn. Drat, gosh,

Frap, and so on. Frap! I cannot get enough of these words. I frap and love these. It is such a good way for me to release what I'm feeling inside without stooping to the level

of a junkie liberal. The 20th century saw a shift to sexual terms as the most offensive. Recently, racial terms have grown in their offensiveness. The N-word was commonplace and acceptable until the mid-19th century. It is now too offensive for use

even in male-only settings due to political correctness. Yep. Yep. Even in male-only settings, you can't do it. Wow. That has got to be political correctness correctness gone awry.

Profanity and religion. According to some interpretations, profanity is prohibited by God and the Ten Commandments. My interpretation. This can be extrapolated from Commandment 3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain for the Lord,

will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain, since much profanity is in the form of swearing or cursing. Satan manifests in Hollywood through its insidious profanity, such as seen on HBO. Wow. Oh, yeah. And HBO. I hate HBO.

Yeah. Hate bull crap on TV. Yeah. Hey. Homosexuals, bisexuals, bisexuals, and over-sexual. And overtly sexually. Overtly sexual. Having sex on my TV.

Yeah. How about off? That's what I, when I turn it up, somebody says, I'm going to turn HBO on. I say, how about off? Yeah. Yeah, maybe press the off button on those. Even there, even there, even there, I mean, I barely get past the first five seconds.

Huge bulging ovaries. I barely get past the first five seconds of most of their programs. But even the very beginning of their shows are pornographic. You hear it. It's a voice going, uh, uh, uh. That's true. You're right. I just turned off immediately when I hear that.

You know what they have on there now? What? One of the most demonic programs I've ever seen. What's that? Sesame Street This show that teaches your children that numbers can speak to you

Yeah, let's learn from a talking bird Let's go ahead and learn from a talking bird And you know what? And you know what? This guy, Grover, is teaching children that it's okay to be bad at service jobs And blue and blue With a big pink nose.

By the way, kids, a lot of young kids now because of Grover and the like or going into these liberal art school getting stuntman degrees. Buddy, enjoy being a coffee shop barista at Starbucks. Just like Grover. So here's some, they go through some of the media in America and they tell you why or why not

it might be for or against conservatism, or against good traditional family values. So this first one is American Dad. Don't let the patriotic sounding title fool you. Like all Seth MacFarlane animated productions, it stand behind liberalism while bashing conservatism, which is personified by protagonist Stan Smith, a Republican CIA agent.

And one series regular is a sexually ambiguous extraterrestrial. In a case of truth in advertising, Stan's teenage daughter, Haley Smith, is a far-left hippie who is shrewish, hateful, and sometimes violent while stridently standing by her liberal views. And like Brian Griffin on Family Guy, is used as Seth MacFarlane's sounding board for his viewpoints on the show. Hey, Seth MacFarlane, how about you leave the tunes alone, go back to Broadway, shaking your ass. She's stripper. That's right. Seth and Seth McFarrow, I just want to say, says a lot to me that Seth McFarland,

when he's peddling his kind of far-left, disgusting views, you know what kind of people he has to choose to say those views? A dog and a woman. Yep. Yeah, big surprise there. Ass hat. Yeah. It's like if I were making a show like this, I would probably put. Oh, sorry.

I said the A-Rap hat. Frap hat, I meant to say. Sorry, I got so caught up in a little. If I was making sure. Gratting Frapper. I'd probably have, I probably have Superman say my views. See, Frap, we can still say Frap in a male one one. setting. They haven't taken that from us yet.

FRAP is probably one of the most common words. It's going to go soon, though, thanks to liberals. Probably they're going to say, oh, you can't say FRAP anymore. You can't say FRAP or drag. You know what they'd say? It's offensive to milkshake Americans. They probably would say that. Yeah, which most of these people are. Cayu, the title character

of this Canadian animated series lacks effective communication skills and throws whiny tantrums. Who's that sound like? Democrat. Oh, Democrat. Teaching young audiences that behavior of that nature can get them what they want. It was eventually canceled on 2021 with parents rejoicing. Ah, I remember that parents

flood in the streets. Yeah. Cayuse canceled. FF that kid. FRAP, yeah. Frap that kid. That's stinking show. That show was a bunch of frap. Yeah. That show was complete frap. I remember that.

It was Patriots. There's one thing I liked about that show. That kid, high-tie kid. Very high-tie kid, bald. Bald at six. If I was Cayuse and you know what, Cayuse's father. Mm-hmm.

Should have smacked him more. Beat the shit out of that little kid. Make his bald head red. Swing him around by the ankles. Yes, sir. Trunch bull him. Yes. Speaking of which, I love that egg.

I love that movie Matilda. Mm-hmm. I fucking love, I will say one of the saddest endings I've ever seen in a movie. Sobbing my eyes out. You got independent. No, thank you. Mega Babies, 1999 to 2000. So this has got kind of an interesting slant to it.

Aside from copying Ren and Stimpy because of the humor, Rugrats because of the premise, and the Powerpuff Girls, because of the trio of heroes trend seen throughout works of fiction, this Canadian animated series, please add info. So they just kind of got them on ripping off other cartoons. And you know what? And you know what? Being a copycat, big as a liberal crime. Yeah, that's right.

Next is Real Time with Bill Marr. Don't even get me started. This political talk show typically features a liberally slanted panel that routinely insults conservatives and religion. Mar is a well-known militant atheist. He kills people for that. who denies that Jesus Christ ever walk to the earth in a manner similar to Holocaust denial

because I would say Jesus Christ walking the earth is probably on the same level as the Holocaust, right? Ignoring historical account, spiritual evidence, and even archaeological evidence of his existence. How do you ignore spiritual evidence? It's right in front of you. And archaeological. Plus, he smears conservative women

in a vulgar and sexist manner but receives no controversy whatsoever for it. Let's change that, folks. He has even been known to the dreaded inward. to refer to black conservatives and never came under fire by the rest of the liberal media who claims to be against racism.

So this guy's using the dreaded N-word on TV. I think they might to say he has even been known by the dreaded N-word. Oh. I don't think... Oh, yeah. True, he did call himself that one time. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, he did. So they also have... So it's not just TV shows. It's not just TV shows. They also dip into some music, right? And they say here, in addition, these songs are, these songs, a conservative has to be careful to avoid as they pretend to have their values at heart, but are deceitfully liberal. Okay, so these are deceitfully liberal songs. Starships by Nikki Minaj.

Yep. A song, going to the beach and wasting money on drugs, smoking, and alcohol. Basically just getting high and partying. Nothing more liberal than wasting money. That's right. Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen. This is an example of subliminal propaganda. The song seems patriotic, but is in fact.

anti-American, tricking anybody unfortunate enough to hear the song. Even Ronald Reagan, may he rest in peace, was notoriously tricked by Springsteen into playing the song. Contains a racial slur towards Asians. What the hell? So, even Ronald Reagan, Bruce Springsteen took advantage of poor Ronald Reagan, whose mind

was turning into complete oatmeal. And he made him like this song bastard. A man, by the end of his life, only knew how to eat jelly beans. Yeah. Oh, God. It's just disgusting. I do love jelly beans. But that's another topic for another debate. We're going to have a jelly bean debate very next week.

So they like, these are some songs that they like, too. So this is tribute by Tenacious D. Comedy single, but it's also a very popular song about overcoming Satan and alludes to many other Christian themes such as Heaven and Hell. I hate Satan. I'll say it right now. So do Jables and KG. Frap that dratting bastard.

Yep. Which bastard is okay because that one's in the bottom. Yeah. What else is over here? Vroom Vroom by Charlie X. Now, this is written by a true American patriot straight as an arrow. An ode to American car culture and the American dream. Under capitalism, anyone who works hard enough can eventually buy a lavender

Lamborghini or a bubblegum pink Ferrari. And Charlie XX, as many people know, an American born patriot. She's a true American patriot. She sings this song, I don't care, I love it. She sees the Declaration of Independence or the United States. the Dead Sea Scroll, she says, I love it. Exactly. She says it just like that.

Here's some of the worst liberal movies. This is an essay, so this is something somebody made for class. No, we at Conservopedia do not care if a movie is considered a classic or that it is a famous movie that many have nostalgia for. If it has liberal elements and or the creators of a certain movie had some liberal agenda in mind when crafting the story's narrative, we call it out. Just because people love movies does not mean that Hollywood isn't trying to push a liberal agenda with them. While a good amount of great conservative films are produced every year, Hollywood continues to produce films that attempt to normalize and aggrandize amoral lifestyles and liberal bias. Below is a list of some of the more outrageous examples. So here's some liberal movies for you.

All right, let's check these out. All right, number one. Milk. Sean Penn portrays openly homosexual politician Harvey Milk in this biography. That's what the movie's about? Well, that's all it says under the description. Okay. The next is Billy Elliott.

This British film, now this is a crime. This British film stars a boy who represents the homosexual agenda by wanting to be a ballet dancer rather than play sports. Wow. There are very poor family values, as the family is constantly cursing at one another. Disgusting. So this kid is so gay that he'd rather do ballet than play football. Sit out there and lead with his head into pee-wee football.

Wow. Right? What's wrong with you? Maybe he's trying to infiltrate ballet from the inside and take it down once and for all. So that might be maybe a... That could be a good spy thriller. I actually think we should produce that.

Take down male ballet. All ballet. All ballet. All ballet. All right. It's pretty leftoidly. Philadelphia. Homosexual Agenda setting trauma.

Really glorifies the homosexual lifestyle. It glorifies the homosexual lifestyle while also being named after one of the first cities in the country. You're right. I didn't think about that. You know what they... You know what they did? The reason why they did that is so that when you Google, it's like one of those posts on Reddit,

they were like, make this named Philadelphia. So when you Google Philadelphia, you see this sickly AIDS patient instead of the Liberty Bell. You see this gay stuff? I just saw this leftist news report on TV, and this is disgusting. It's homosexual in Philadelphia related. But apparently the homosexual community, they have started a petition. They want to replace the Liberty Bell with the tickly balls. No.

Interesting. I thought it was the puberty smell. No. Which they love. Which they love the smell of puberty. They do like it. They love the smell of Axe Chocolate, which, by the way, do not put that on. No, don't put it on.

A treat Patriot does not put on that. No, sir. A tree patriot puts on Old Spice Fiji. Yeah, and electric shave. Yeah. Or just classic Old Spice. You know, hey, you know what? Water.

Yeah, hell. Yeah. You don't really need, I mean, you can. God gave you a smell. I have to wear D. I have to wear D. and why that? Because of some gland problems.

I don't have any glands. Yeah. Because gland problems because I was tricked at a young age of eating, eating preservatives and, you know, foods that are bad for you. Seed oils and all meat diets. Yeah, seed oils. We are all on an all meat diet at this point. I'm on a complete carnivore diet at this,

like, I've been making a lot of these videos of what I eat in a day, one meal a day for pizza Friday and stuff. Yeah, I love pizza Friday. Yeah. Pizza, huge pizza fries and you don't need to wear any kind of deodorant. No. And you don't need to eat vegetables. No, hell no. Okay, so here's one, there's one last one on this slide, I believe, which is jackass the movie.

Essentially a montage of ridiculous stunts and pranks with no coherent story. Yeah, if it had a plot line, maybe they'd be. Is it so hard to add a straight romance in the middle of that? I have never watched Jack Frap, but I can tell just from the clips I've seen on Conservatube, which is a website that I'm subscribed to. Go check out, conservative. $25 a week. Yes, sir. Great, great videos.

They have some actually really great stuff debunking some of the stuff they do and why that wouldn't be possible. Wow. I wish we were in my debunker. Well, we are right now. We're in debunker right now. We are in debunker. So here's Bad Santa and Bad Santa, too.

This insult to the sacred holiday of Christmas features gratuitous coarse language, sexual escapades, drunkenness, and the main plot involving a conman posing as a mall Santa, so he and his dwarf accomplice can rob them all safe. It was bad enough that critics pan Disney for allowing the trashing of a cultural icon like Santa Claus, as well as even then Disney CEO Michael Eisner, to be disgusted with the resulting film, acting as one of the main reasons for Miramax being cut loose from Disney alongside Kill Bill. This sequel follows the already revolting Bad Santa.

Miramax, which distributed this movie as well as its predecessor, was acquired in 2016 by Bell Media Group, which is owned by Islamic Propaganda Channel, Al Jazeera. And that's what you see that movie, you can tell. You're smelling to Islamicism all over it. Because Miramax was an incredible company. Yes. Miramax was so great.

And you know what? You can tell that they're smearing all this Islamic propaganda and Bad Santa. They named the character Herman Merman to make fun of white people's names. That's right. Disgusting. They literally named the movie after Santa being bad. Yeah. Yeah, Bad Santa is, yeah, I bet Santa is bad when you're in the Middle East

and you're eating the different food that. You say it fast. Think about the Muslim agenda here. Bad Santa's tomb. Bad Santa's tomb. Oh, my God. Bad Santa's tomb. They want to see these Santa entombed.

Yep. That is awful. And, you know, I don't want to say that, you know, I don't listen to rap and hip hop. No, thank you. But I will say, yeah, Santa's bad. Bad meaning good, like, damn. Oh, okay. All right.

So maybe change the years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like darn. Godzilla. I was basing that off of a different song. Godzilla. liberal and homosexual director Roland Emrick turns Godzilla into a girl

and enforces the idea military does more damage than Godzilla See, and I hate when that idea is enforced Yeah The military does more damage than Godzilla. That's not right. It's not true. It's not true.

Well, Godzilla's bad, but the military's way worse, right? Yeah, no, the military is better. Godzilla literally has knocked over a building before? He stepped on people. It's disgusting. And Godzilla's not a human. Anyway, basically... The movie also contains

I don't know if you guys know a certain actor by the name of Broderick and he has portrayed a character who thinks it's cool to skip school. And he's killed two people with his car. Act like a total frathead and gallivant around town and disrupt the affairs of working people. In terms of people with this car.

In real life, I'll skip the public school. Go straight to the home school for me. Yeah. Yeah, trust me, if... Paul. If Ferris Bueller was at a... charter school he would not be skipping a damn day no sir he'd get hit by cattle prod paul 2011 this extraterrestrial rescue mission could have been a harmless comedic tribute to the

science fiction film genre yeah if it didn't portray christians in the military as close-minded idiots while depicting atheists played by godless writers and co-stars simon peg and nick frost who support extramarital sex homosexuality and mind-altering drug use as the only sensible people Peg and Frost have explicitly stated that one of the movie's main messages is that there is no God and anyone who believes in him is an ignorant boob

Oh my goodness Can you say a different word there? An ignorant frap They're saying. And to compare and to call somebody a mammary as an insult. It's disgusting because first of all if I'm not married to you

I don't want to see those things You know what I mean? And you're not even calling me And if I am married to you one night a year and only for our annual baby yeah annual baby and when I'm done I'm saying booyah just like that

just like God's I say I say chichang I don't know well is dry oh nice lucky you yeah you don't have to do all that no I just sit at home and I twiddle my and here's one of the most disgusting communist leftist movies ever made barnyard the original party animals

first of all what the hell's wrong with god damn Hollywood right You're telling me that the animals on the farms are partying. I guess so. Having unprotected premarital sex. With a pig and a cow. Set on a barnyard where animals speak and behave like humans in the absence of real humans,

this Lion King clone stars a bull who witnesses his father die after being wounded by coyotes. Yeah, because that's normal to have a dead dad. Then gradually accepts the responsibilities that come with being the leader. of his animal community. Nevertheless, Barnyard accepts disorderly conduct because the animal still party recklessly, even with a serious, dedicated bull in charge. Plus, it portrays humans as either ignorant or stupid and persecutes coyotes for being carnivores. The neurotic ferret Freddy goes to liberal lengths to avoid temptation to eat his rooster friend by becoming a vegetarian. Disgusting. Not only that, but the bulls lack horns and have female udders, and there are brief scenes referring to, referencing

alcohol and gambling. The boy cows have udders. Okay, first of all, at least show what comes out of those. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not, listen, I'm a conservative first, but I'm also like interested in anatomy, right? I want to understand how it works. So at least show something come out of that.

This movie should have had an entirely hue cow cast. Yeah, and I think that's the worst part here is it says they portray humans as either ignorant or stupid, which has got to be the most leftist thing I've ever heard. This is also, I mean, this needs this, it uses C. CGI, which is literally a tool of deception. Which is essentially makeup. Yeah. Which, no thank you.

It's computer deception makeup made by these literal computer geeks who sit all day. They type like this. Yeah, they do. Bill Gates, Bill Gates. Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs. You know, meanwhile, I'm over here, Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney. You know what CGI means to me? What?

Conservative getting it. Okay. Well, that's not what they're doing, though. You know? That's what I know, because that's CGI for me. Oh, for you doing it in your life. Okay. Yeah, these computer nerds are sitting there, they're drinking Yerba Mata, right?

Or a coffee with a bunch of milk in it. Urine mattoe. Yeah, the urine of their mate because they have a male mate who pees in a cup every morning and they drink it like hot coffee. And you know that Yerba Mante is actually filled with phytoestrogens that give men boobs. Yeah, and I'm fighting off estrogen every day of my life living in this goddamn girl country. Yeah. What's next? The Secret World of Ariety.

Japanese anime film is about a tiny homeless family that steals from race. regular people. So I'm tired of these little-ass people. These little homeless people. So the whole movie basically saying, hey, if you're small enough and homeless enough, you can take whatever you want from a goddamn working family. What the hell's wrong with them?

It's not right. No, thank you. Get that frap out of my face. This wig is getting pretty itchy. I might look a little bit like Arietti's cousin at the bottom. Yeah, I'm going to be real with you. That's why I took it off. It's why I gave it to you as a trick.

What else is here? That might have been the end. I don't know. Is it the end? Yeah, that's it. I mean, that's it for conservapedia for me. Wow. Yeah. I mean, it's enlightening in that I liked it, but it's not enlightening in that I already knew all and believed all of that. I'd like to send enlightening bolt into the United States Congress to destroy every Democrat who works there. There's an album cover you might like.

Okay. Let's check it out. Go see the Patreon. We're going to upload 3D printing schematics for an assault rifle. Yeah. Hey, and all I want to say about the Patreon, I guess, want to be... people to Google what holiday it is on Saturday. Oh, yeah. World holiday. Oh, yeah. Maybe you can even Google it right now and just show people what holiday is coming up. There will be a special episode.

And also from this episode on... November 19th. From this episode on, we might be engaging in the K-Fabe again. Right, yeah. We might be going back into the K-Fabe. Okay, so that's not the one I meant. But this one is pretty good, too. That's even better.

We're going to celebrate that too. Yes, sir. See you then. And there's Jubio.