Podcast About List - Ep. 223 - The Purple Palace ft. Pierce

Episode Date: December 28, 2022

Pierce joins us for a beautiful discussion about the intangibles and indescribables of life and also about Purble Place on the Windows Vista. Watch the video for this episode youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and D&D episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

Hello listeners of Podcast About List. It's me, Pierce, friend of the show, and director and editor of Fright at the Museum, the most popular podcast about List video in recent memory. I just wanted to let you know that an extended cut of Fright at the Museum will be dropping on Fright Day the 13th in January. It will be longer, more scary, funny. And now please enjoy the new episode of Podcast About List on which I am a guest. We had a lot of fun reminiscing about old times, sharing laughs, and reading lists, but at some point, as usual, it goes way off the rails, and I think you'll be able to tell at what moment I lost my nerve. yeah so take a look

and wish everyone involved in Podcasts About List including Jubio and Patches a happy season holiday greeting bye bye and now we're Okay, let's start it exactly how we started it before.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. Well, we saw the first 22 seconds. Yeah, that's true. We'll cut that in first and then just jump to this. We lost the recording into the way. Yeah, something happened where Jubio... Jubeo fucked everything up.

Broke every single. Oh, God damn you, you fucking piece of shit. I think I should drink this. What is in that? It's just... It's hot coffee, but it's in a plastic cup because all the other mugs were dirty. I was going... I thought about doing it in that.

I decided against it. That was a thing that I learned from about a few months ago. When we first got this office and we got the coffee maker, I was like, I'll have some, I'll make some coffee. And then the only cups were solo cups. I took one sip and I was like, I, this is so hot and it tastes like plastic. You can taste the plastic. Yeah, but who gives a fuck for him? For him?

We talk about, I mean, I'm in love with him and he's my friend. Wait. What did you just? There you go. He's in love with me. But like you, he's fucking throw another shrimp on the Barbie on this guy. What the hell do you? I'm not Australian.

Are another shrimp on the bar. What's the voice? What's the voice? Throw another shrimp on the bar. Try another. How do you do it? Throw another shrimp on the ball. You can't you know what in Australia.

I think you're rushing. I think just close your eyes. Think about an Australian. Think about a kangaroo. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. No, Owen Wilson. Wow.

Throw another shrimp on your body Thrar and all Fuck to me, man What's going on? Fuck, mate Leets Letts Thrarian Another shrimp in the Barbby

Start with Barbie Start with Barbie Barbie See? Oh Bobby Now say the rest of it But backwards

Sholl What word Shut up Shut up Shut up no let's throw another let's okay so you're stomping over my shit because i was trying to do it actually reverse and you were just doing the words backwards he said it backwards he brab i tried to ask matthew golden to do a stewie griffin impression and this was his this was what he said

i struggle with that at boy age i struggle with that at boy age yeah i was going to lead australian man it's hard to do it's hard to do different impressions sometimes. Yeah. For me. Yeah, you got... Watch this. Okay.

What was that? Oh, that's the beginning of this girl's on fire? That was pretty good for that. It is girls on fire. Check this one. Is that how the song starts? Yeah, the is girl on fire. Check this impression out.

Zoolander. Oh, okay. That's a terrible Zoolander. You shut up. No. Here's a bit I used to do. Here was a bit I used to do in like sixth grade. It was like, all right, here's Christian Bale.

All right, here's Owen Wilson. All right, here's Nick Cage. You're doing a kissy face. Yeah, same impression each time. And what year is that? Where you're in sixth grade? Yeah. Nick Cage used to be very funny to talk about, man.

He was like the Chuck Norris of movies, let's say. Of randomness. Yeah. He was the Chuck Norris was also in movies. Right. But Chuck Norris was like the Chuck Norris of fighting and maybe even Chuck Norris jokes. True. What's the best Chuck Norris joke ever written?

Just Google it. Best Chuck Norris stroke ever written. We're not going to figure it out. We can write a Chuck. What's the one that's in the expendables where it's like Arnold Schwarzenegger's like, I heard you a bit by a cobra. And he's like, yeah, but then after three days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. Okay, here's the number one.

Here's the number one joke. The bookeying man goes to sleep every night. He checks his closet for Chuck Norris. that's a riot. These are just in-Soviet Russia jokes. I just realized it's the same format. Yeah. Yeah.

I think they turned into that. It turned, I feel like it was originally supposed to be. It was originally when I read those jokes in like, say, like, 2008 or whatever, it was all like Chuck Nors. Yeah, Chuck Nors could punch through a wall. It would all be stuff like that. You know, but funny. But then, yeah, then it turned into like when Chuck Nors can punch through a wall. Well, I'm giving you the sentiment of the joke.

When Chuck Norris is strong as hell. When Chuck Norris runs, the world spins under him instead of him running. He narrates, Chuck Norse narrates Morgan Freeman's thoughts. Yeah. That was one that I remember. It's like, the joke was that he was just like a shitty 80s action star who was like never in a good movie. And then, like. Yeah, that was the joke.

Yeah, that's what it was. But then like, growing up, I thought that Chuck Norris was like a beloved, like, action star. And it's like, that was not the. Yeah, when he's not at the end of the ultimate showdown, I mean, I was, I was learning about Batman and Godzilla. And then Chuck Norris shows up. He must be famous than Batman. He's got to be bigger than Abraham Lincoln.

I definitely thought he was just the meme guy. Yeah. I thought he was basically number one badass. Really? But then he find out when you're a kid, he's 82 years old. 82 years old, and he's a freaking Republican. Yeah, and first of all, I'll play that conservative bullshit. Yeah, I don't fuck with that.

No, no, no. I think he was supposed to be like, Mike Huckabee's a running mate. Yeah, he used to go on Huckabee all the time. Yeah. And just talk about nothing, which to me kung fu is not like very conservative. Hey, you'd be surprised. Yeah.

About what? What my sensei says to me. You don't have a sense. You've never done kung fu. Well, sensei is for all them. That's a good point. I haven't done kung fu. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess Kung Fu is for libs and karate is for red, red-blooded Democrats like me. When Chuck Norris does karate... His opponent gets hit. He doesn't hit his opponent. His opponent becomes hit by him. Exactly. A black belt earns Chuck Norris.

Dude, that's pretty good. I will say... This is a good one. Chuck's Gmail account, Gmail at ChuckNorris.com. That is good. Chuck Norris on Hillary Clinton. Yeah, she votes for him. Damn.

Yeah, she's... with him or she doesn't vote with yeah this isn't even like a chuck norris mean that's just a quote yeah yeah god he looks like shit it's it is a really great what a what a wonderful concept for a tv show of a sheriff who can do kung fu yeah that's a really i never really considered that or texas ranger what a goddamn amazing anybody who is anything that's it's a guy who has a job and he can like he fights people so good that's great roadhouse yeah roadhouse is a real good movie a texas roadhouse Teanuts on the floor.

I really like roadhouse. My girl gave me some roadhouse. Damn. She built a house on the roadhead in your house. I'm on the couch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Play flight simulator.

Four is a four. I've been watching a bunch of videos on flight simulator. Did you know that the flight simulator games, there's people who don't even fly the planes. They just go in there and do air traffic controller for like eight hours. No fucking way. They literally sit there and just be like, JetBlue. 0.3071 go to November. That's so funny because like

the like flight simulator guys are like so obsessed with like getting their PC to be like the most like like high powered thing in the world. And then just to do that like spending like like probably like 2K I think these are the guys who can't afford

the nice things. Okay. Well I think it makes sense to me. But just imagine somebody who's obsessed with air traffic control. I don't think that's a job. That's something that you have to really want to do. I don't I don't think anybody has ever fallen into a job at air traffic. Nobody's like, well, I'm looking at a few things. I don't know.

I haven't gotten hired yet. You're really good. What about a, what about a disgraced pilot? Yeah, they probably let a disgraced pilot be an air traffic controller. I mean, besides crashing the plane, in what world can you even become a disgraced pilot? You're goosing all the flight attendants. Goosing, that's, what does that mean? You put your finger up a skirt.

Yeah. Oh, have you guys ever played flight attendants? Yeah, you've got to dodge a lot of those. Yeah, well, you can't last 10 seconds playing that. There's guys who go on flight simulator, and nobody can hear them unless they press the button, and they'll just, like, talk to the cabin. They have like a script, and they'll be like, we have cloudy skies, and we have a little bit of turbulence about halfway through the route,

a nice tailwind. It'll be 30 minutes at his schedule. I think that's something, that's baked into your brain when you're born that you're going to be an air traffic controller, and if you spent the first 30 years of your life living in a basement, and you can't go out and get the actual job, that's the only thing you can do. You can't even be like a Crusader King's guy. You have to be an air traffic controller.

I think that's a destiny thing. Yeah, the only ladder that you can climb to end up as an air traffic controller is that you're an autistic guy who plays those games all the time. It's not like someone is really good at throwing luggage onto the plane and they're like, all right.

You know your way around planes. Yeah, okay. All right. You can be a pilot for the day. We'll see how it goes. Holy shit, this kid's a natural. What the fuck has he been doing all this time? I'm starting to not like flying.

I used to love flying. I like it. It's because of you. I blame you from me not. I literally never once thought. What does he taught you about it? I never once thought that a plane can crash. I basically never once got in a plane and was like, oh, yeah, I guess this could crash

until he would start, I started flying with him and he started acting like that. I just ignore him. It unlocked something in my head. I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm not actually sorry for it. We should put, um, I get it. We should put a, we should knock you out with a big, Billy Club. I think you should get dosed with X.

I would love to take Xanax before taking flights, but my, truly my nightmare is that I, I, I, like, take an anti-anxxx or something. And it zonks me out, but not enough that I'm like, like, if I'm, like, halfway and I can't, like, fall asleep. And I keep, like, going in, because that's happening before. You're getting, like, sleep paralysis? consciousness on a plane. That would be, like, actually my full nightmare. Especially, which is the reason I don't do. But you might like it because it's so similar to your favorite shows and books.

Wouldn't that suck if you took the Xanax and you're like, all relaxing shit and you fall asleep, and you wake up, the plane's actually crashing for a long time. Getting shot ahead with a machine gun. There's a terrorist on the plane. Could happen. I mean, you can't fly the plane better than the pilot. That's what I always call myself. Like, even if there's mad turbulence.

That's a crazy thing to tell yourself on a plane. Well, what am I going to do? Even if I hate it, even if I'm really nervous that it's going to come down, I'm like, well, thank God that there's someone who flies planes who's in control right now. I'm not even like consciously thinking, like, oh, this plane is going to crash. I just, there's something about the physical sensation that turns me into a crazy person. I have no conscious thought of like, this plane is crashing. This turbulence means we're going down.

We kept playing a word scramble. That was funny. That was the only time I've ever seen you calm on a plane. It was when we went from Tampa back to New York, like six in the first. morning and we were trying to play games with other people they have that you know on planes they have the games on the back where you can like start with the other yeah fucking like yeah we like like at the battlefront two server god damn i always set you can set your nickname so i was setting my name to rubbing me one and like said like opening my rooms so everyone would you like to join

rubbing me one's game bird versus bird i always have i always play the poker one uh and i i'm it's always me versus like some eight year old who's like oh my god i get to play poker and his name is Y and I just clean him dude. I'm just fucking winning every single hand dude. He folds every time, fucking idiot kid. That's how I used to win all my poker games. Just fold every single time. Go all in on the first hands and then fold it until you keep cash out. Yeah. Smart.

Yeah. Oh, dude, mahjong. Oh, yeah. We got to start our mahjong night. Have you guys been playing? Do you guys No, no, no, we've been talking about it for probably a year and a half. That was a game my mom had on the computer. I want to play it so bad. I don't know how to do. No, that's not the game. championship mahjong oh shut up

oh shut the fuck up came with purple palace it's a completely different I'm gonna put you in the purple palace I would love to go you would not because there's no white people I would love to go to the purple palace What do you mean I wouldn't love it because there's no

I don't care I'll win them over No no no I'll show them I'm purple on the inside They hate white culture at the purple palace They don't hate white culture at the purple They really do Not when I get there No they're gonna show them the worm

That's not Yeah they invented the worm They don't need someone to white's playing the No, they invented the purple worm, which is a different thing. This is why I was telling him to shut up. All of a sudden, I'm trying to talk about Majong. I'm talking about the Purple Palace. There it is.

Wait, go back. That's the Purple Palace. There's Purple Palace. Oh, Purple Place. Fuck, I've always called it Palace. What is Purple Place? Wait, that's the real thing. The Microsoft game Arnaissance.

Yeah, it's a game that came with Windows Vista. Holy shit. I didn't have Windows Vista. Dude, Windows Vista was fired. The Windows Vista games, dude. What is the purple place in this picture? Is that building alive? I think you make cakes.

What? Yeah, look up purple place gameplay. Purple Place walk through. Whoa. This looks fun. Yeah, see, see, they would love me. No, they would fit right in. I look just like that.

Are those purples? This is the purple place and not the purple palace. No, you're talking about a different thing. So you make cakes there. And you thought this was Mazong? No, it was on the same, it was in the same folder as Majong. From the computer. Why the fuck are we...

Man, listen, the mahjong you're talking about is basically fucking spot the difference but in it reverse. This, the real mahjong, is poker. Well, there's also a spot the difference on purple plays. I'm spying a difference on you

with the rest of us. What's that? You have a, you have a crane in your head. Yeah. Yeah. That picks up the wrong, the wrong thoughts and drops them in your mouth.

Uh-huh. Yeah. That's fine. Have you ever won a crane game or any kind of arcade games? Yes, I did. You can't win those. Shaws, Londonderry, New Hampshire. You can't win any games at the arcade.

Sorry. We're talking about you can't win them. Hate to break and see it, guys. But if you have a, that's a false memory. You got to check out, you got to check out Arcade Matt. He gives away all the secrets. And he has a cool toupee. I have heard that the crane only activates like one out of ten times.

Yeah, there's like an odds calculator or whatever the fuck it's called on the inside. Really? Yeah. So what happens, the way to win a crane game is you watch somebody play. The Crane game. You watch somebody win and then count how many times to the next win and then that's your odds.

And then... That's not how you win. That's just how you know when you're going to win. That's the only way. How you win is to select an animal and press a button. No. Yeah, that's how you win.

That has nothing to do with it. No, because you're not going to have to play for a bunch of times. Oh, and that would be such a nightmare to play a game a bunch of times. You just don't understand arcades in the slightest. I want an orange robot. at Shaw's.

That's not the only thing you can win, yeah. Remember when we went to that arcade and Pat was obsessed with the coin pusher game? Yeah. I love that. I do love it. You guys turn me on that. That's the best arcade game, I think. Yeah, I had no idea.

It's a strategy and timing. It's a skill game. I like the one. I used to always like the one where you shoot, you roll or you either roll or shoot the coin down and it goes into a spinning wheel. Oh, yeah. But the one I used to play was called Wonder Wheel or something. I wasn't a ski themed. There's a conveyor belt.

Well, you did a bad. It was really good at it, and I won a lot of stuff. There's this place called, like, Play Kingdom or something, or, like, Funcastle in Nashua. And I, uh, I won, I figured out how to get, like, the jackpot every time. I got my nephew a good gift for his birthday. What gift? He wanted the iron. The iron?

Like an ingot of iron or? Like a, oh, he wanted a clothing iron. I have a video. Wait, that was in an archie. Yeah. I have a video. One palace or play kids. Just dump game pieces from board games into this thing, and that's what you can win.

You can win an iron. It was a real working iron or a toy iron. I have a video, but I don't want to show a fucking video of my nephew on the podcast. There was a clothes iron in a... In... I think it's Fun World. What game is it? Did you purchase it with tickets that you had won for...

Okay, there we go. But why was that available for... I didn't get the iron. What? You said... I just have a video of him talking about it. about the iron. You were lying.

I'm a liar. Why do you lie? Because I wanted to be good on the show. But there is. I've been, my performance lately, my performance lately hasn't been great. A lot of people are annoyed with me.

A lot of people are annoyed with me all the time. I just want everyone to think I'm cool. So you want to say, so I lied about it. So I lied about it. Yeah. I made the whole thing up, Pierce.

There was no iron. I wanted Pierce to think I was cool. And I, I made, no, there's an iron. I have the video. I can show you. You're freaking me out. I'm not freaking you out.

Yes or no there was an iron. I'll show you. So I guess my just, well, just say yes or no. Why do you have to show it? It's probably not that. It's miraculous. Well, yeah, I guess just like why would you put an iron in an arcade cap in. Do you guys ever play that game where you put the penny in and then you flatten your penny?

Let me see. It's next to a giant Mickey Mesa. mouse plushy. Wait, wait, ready. Will, which one do you want? The iron. You want the iron? Yeah.

Black and dick are eyes. That is so fucking crazy, dude. That looks like it was a drink fridge, too. Can you imagine me in the person... Dude, fun world is weird as fuck. Can you imagine me the person who, like, stalked that and, like, had to convince him, like, no, we'll put an ironware. There will be a kid, and nobody will believe them until your nephew was like...

Dude, your nephew was a plant. Yeah. A crowd of, like, a crowd of, like, um. of, like, 10 kids who were on, like, a field trip there or something, and they're like, I want the, I want the spider ring. They're fresh out of all these things. And then they're like, okay, now, go, go. Oh, we got an irons.

There's an iron. Let me look at how many points that was, too. Yeah, look it up on Google. No, that was, that, that is like 3,000 tickets. Yeah, it's a piece of hardware. It's a 3,000 tickets. It was 3,000 tickets to get the iron. I didn't get it, though.

I did get a PlayStation control. I got him a Chinese figure trip. Oh, well. No, actually, there's actually way more points. Show this right now. It's 10,000. That's in Destiny 2. 10,000 points.

Okay, that's in Destiny 2. Thank you, Jubio. I really, I've always, I think it's impossible to win, like, the Xbox and stuff, right? Right. But the one under where you can get, like, an RC car and stuff, that's doable. You can go for that, I think. I never got that. I never got any of those.

So, like, not in an arcade where there's clearly, like, they can measure how many tickets, but, like, the one-off games that they have in, like, the malls or whatever. Like, Patrick got Buzz. playing at one of the arcade malls that we went to when we were in... I got busted? Yeah, we... Like, we caught him. Patrick went missing, and then we, like, looked for him for 30 minutes.

When we were in North Carolina when you left. Oh, you left, we were at that mall. I don't know why the fuck we went to the mall. Yeah, we went to Independence Mall. Yeah, we went to In-Pennett's Mall. Oh, yeah. Cameron did... You and Chris Kyle on Airsoft.

Yeah, you were insanely good at Airsoft, yeah. But we went, and then I tried to win that... What is it? Oh, no, the Keynesonet's... key ring. That was really hard. Whenever, that's something you'd also.

I put it like $20. I remember when back when Caleb would drive us back and forth from New York, we'd always stop at like a rest stop or something. And we'd be going to the bathroom and come out and you'd have put $10 into the like whatever game. Yeah, I got this one game they have. Can you buy me burger cake?

It's for people who who can't speak English to fall for. Yeah. But if there's like a PS5 or whatever in one of those games, the one-off games like clearly the only way to get that is to cheat but if you walk out of the mall holding the empty PS5 box and you're like I won this at the thing like whose job is it to say no you didn't like who could possibly stop oh no you didn't yeah you were you were you were saying that you were saying that at the mall that's right I remember that because then I was like well what if we what if we do that yeah wait you're saying oh you're saying grab the box

just bring an empty box to someone tell them and say at the perfume counter I won this out of the thing. Yeah. Who is she going to call? There's, yeah. Do you guys remember one? I forget what casino we were even at.

We were at a casino. Oh. And there was, there was like, the arcade downstairs. Yeah, well, we saw a sign that was like the kids area.

They're like, there's a kids area of the casino. So we went looking for it. We went, it was like downstairs, like tucked away in a corner. It was like a tiny arcade. It was at Caesar's Palace, right? Yeah.

I don't remember even. It was either Caesar Palace or Ballets. Yeah, no, no, it is. And just there was just one, I remember there was one. Wild West at Cisers. working there was did not want to be working there no he helped us with guitar hero or something we were there at five o'clock on a tuesday or something well there's gonna be plenty of kids in schools out

yeah true and there was just one guy there who was getting so into the games i think he was playing one of the motorcycle games or something it was me really hard no there was another guy in there with like an adult yeah and it was really making me laugh that there's a guy who was like upstairs at the casino and he's like you know what fuck this well i haven't won shit yeah you know what i'm I'm going to spend my money better. It's exactly a way. I want to play as something. It's exactly the same thing.

No, because at the arcade, you get to ride on a motorcycle when you get no money. You win more at the arcade because you can buy funny candy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't get anything out of gambling. There's more rewards. When I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago, there was a huge arcade in the bottom of the casino, and it really was so tempting to me. And I kept suggesting it to the people I was with, like, man, all this gambling is fun,

but shouldn't we, we should go to. down and play the Jurassic Park Dark game. That's messed up that no one would go with you. No one would go. Yeah, that's fuck. And I only want to play the two-player games because those are the good ones. Yeah. Guitar hero. Those are the fun ones. I liked that sniper game. That sniper game was fucking awesome.

Speaking of fun world. I have the high score on Holiday and Cambodia. Not anymore. Not anymore. On Easy. Oh yeah, he sucks a guitar. Oh yeah. He pretended like he was going to be good and then I played with him and I smoked him. Yeah, you smoked me. He's playing on medium and fucking missing 80% of the net. I'm really, really bad at

Guitar Hero. I'm, like, horrible at Guitar Hero. I'm pretty bad, too. I never played it as a kid, so it doesn't confuse my game. I went on a... I went on a... I was a lot to have video games. I went on a father-son fishing trip with my dad and his company, and I was like, I was, like, the middle child of all the kids that showed up.

So I could either hang out with, like, the 17-year-olds when I was 13, or I could hang out with, like, the 11-year-olds. And so I ended up just hanging out with the 11-year-olds, because they would just watch me play Guitar Hero. Yeah, you're a God. So for... Six days in a row, I just tried to beat Seven Nation Army on an expert mode.

No other songs, and they couldn't play if they wanted to. I was just like, no, I'm almost there. He's like, treating guitar hero, like it's like a Dark Souls thing. Yeah, yeah. Just playing, just trying over like, no, dude, next time I'm going to get it. Looking up like a video. Yeah. How to do it.

They didn't even have phones to go on. This was in, this was earlier than phones. Earlier than phones. Earlier than 1800s? You know what I used to do with my, my dad had a Blackberry for work and I'd learn that you could put AOL instant messenger on it. So when we'd go on family camping trips or whatever, I would just message my friends on AOL and be like, yeah,

camping sucks right now. I kind of want to go home. Man, my stepdad at a Sony Erickson that had, um... I'm Erickson. I used to, true, you are. It's my dad's name. I used to take, uh, he said take it into the bathroom and play neopets. He had no idea.

I had a whole neopet situation on his phone for like two and a half years, probably. Brick breaker on my dad's blackberry. was goaded. The little track ball. Yeah, that little track ball. And the rap. Made you just surfaced a memory that I just remembered for the, I haven't thought about when I played, I played like smash at someone's house or something and I didn't understand

what's going on. And there was, or maybe, somehow I was aware of Solid Snake. Yeah. And I just knew that Solid Snake existed. I didn't know what he was or what he was from. And my mom's like Nokia phone had a game on it called Snake. And I was like, oh my God, you have an actual game on here that with solid snake and I opened it up and it was snake. You were a fucking idiot kid.

I just remember that for the first time. Oh, my God. You were Starstruck. I couldn't believe. I was like, how could you play a game with a character that looks like that on a phone like this? How would that could that possibly work? Like some, like back in like 2008 or whatever, you could text like, you could text. It was like a, if you had like a Motorola, like, flip phone, you could text, like, Saints to, like, 6-1, something, something.

And you could just play Saints Row on your phone. That's tight. And it costs, it cost, like, yeah, it was like a, you would pay, like, monthly to pay, to play, like, the mobile version of Saints Row. Yeah, I did have some kind of Godzilla game on my touch or something. On my flip phone, I had, I had worms, and I had Earthworm Jim. I had worms games. Worms type games Worms in the phone

Worms was good man Worms was so sick Yeah I used to play worms all that I wonder if any of those mobile games Are like backed up anywhere though Because I do want to see What like Saints Row for the mobile Or like the Motorola

You must be able to find them somewhere Remember the next telephones I had the walkie talkies My dad had those for work The little chirp chirp I feel like that chirp has become An ad lib and rap songs Does that sound really?

Right. I don't listen to phone rap. I do. Lucid Dreams by Juice World, I think they use the little next-tale. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. A little next-tail chirp. He does that?

Yeah. He does it with his voice. Really? He did it before he passed. Yeah, it starts, it's the, the chirp is what's like the beat drop is. Yeah. I, eyes, I didn't know that. I didn't know that was the next-tale sound, but I know which sound you're talking about.

Because I've listened to that song 10,000. These hip-hop samplers are getting fucking insanely way too crazy and disrespectful with the stuff they sample. Yeah, like Wiz Khalifa sampling Chrono Trigger. Yeah, how about you just sample normal music, other shit that other people have made.

Stop trying to get fucking crazy. Stop putting a fucking Taco Bell commercial in your song. And make your own drums. Don't steal other people's drums. Yeah, and sing instead of rap as well. And that's fucking... And get two guitars and a bass and a keyboard player. I swear to God yesterday, I was listening

to a bunch of rap in the car. No. I swear to God. But then I picked up my wife from the train station, and I said something mean, and she said, you're being disrespectful because you're listening to rap. And I was like, yeah, you're actually kind of right. I was listening to disrespectful rap music, and it made me act disrespectful. Yeah.

Maybe act rude. When people see me talking to my girlfriend outside through the car, they are always horrified because a rap song is on and I'm starting an argument that I know I can win. Exactly, dude I was like I think I listened to I was listening to some super Super Mario

I was listening to Superman by Eminem which is a very disrespectful song Yeah And I was like Eminem has a lot of songs disrespectful to mine I am the Superman Where I can fly around The World

The World You gotta finish it By me By Eminem But that song is very rude And I picked her up You were my lowest lane Thoughts.

I have an evil brain, Now there's kryptonite in my bed. Yeah, that's scary. I have these super dreams where I can fly and things. Where I can fly and think. I have these laser beams. Come from my eyes. That I can shoot from these.

Now my laser beams are red. Oh, okay. I have a frosty breath I will avenge Dad's death He's Superman Yeah man who gives a fuck about Superman He cares about it

I don't give a fuck about Superman But Batman probably Yeah I have a battering I have a battering Joker won't do a thing Are you doing dance dance by Fallout Boy Is that what this is?

No, it's also like, um... Oh, yeah, 1988. Oh, that's what it was. When did Superman become a... He got a supercar! When did Superman eat a... There was Muteu! What would Superman do in 1985?

There was Mute. When did Superman leap a building? Yeah, you could do that. When a Batman Who is someone like Mewu That rhymes with Blondie I don't have thought about it that much But it's not that impressive

That Superman can leap a building Because he can fly He can leap anything He can fly over He doesn't have to leap at all He could leap a puddle He doesn't have to start in the sky He doesn't have to jump over anything

Fucking whatever There's a great scene Where she kills herself And he saves her Jane Oh by flying around the world Jane Drain

Lois Lane Lois Lane And he saves her by flying around the world No shut up He should have with the laser beams. She doesn't kill herself. You are such a fucking

Superman moron. He jumps, she jumps out of the, she wants to, she wants him to prove to her that she's Superman, or that he's Superman,

or she knows, and shows she falls out of the window. She either knows it doesn't know. Shut up. I'm almost talking. Caleb, you've been like close to crying

this whole episode. She falls out of the building. Guys, the best part is, she falls out of the building. and he jumps down. So is that so hard to say? Caleb, is that so hard to say?

Superman rescues Lois Lane. But wait, he does that in it? I swear on my fucking mom's grave. Superman rescues Lois Lane. I would swear on anything. And there's something about him that she actually says that she either knows or has to prove. Lois Lane actually loves Clark King so much,

but also things that he wants. She has a suspicion in the movie. Oh, yeah, and I guess Clark Kent is Superman. And there's actually one way for Clark Kent to prove that he's Superman is doing something miraculous. So she jumps out of the building, and he goes very fast all the way down and puts her in some fruit. That, all right. She lands on the fruit basket. I've seen the clip.

Oh, wait, you have seen that? Yeah. But he makes it look like nothing. Like Super Ray was not involved at all. Oh, right, the awning. He blasted the awning with his laser eyes. Yeah. What scene is this?

And then she bounces off. And then she bounced off all the way up. Off. And you too. And you too. Mutu on YouTube. Mutu on YouTube. Their music's still on YouTube.

There was YouTube and Hulu And Netflix and the Tooby too Their music's still on Spotify And Blondie And Tooby Way before And Pluto in it is TV Way before

Pluto it is free TV It is free TV Pluto TV And Pluto the doggy Went to find his mommy He was so In love with his mommy so he kissed her lips

I couldn't see it happening though Yeah, not realistic Yeah She had lipstick And red lipstick And red lips Oh man, what a riot Really really truly

All right let's read this fucking list that I put together in six minutes And you can put this on the Patreon I don't care Pierce's new list. After the songs I just sang, I don't want to advance. You don't want to advance. Superman was that funny.

I do not want to advance. I will not be advancing. Top ten hardest things to describe. Yeah, maybe the scene from Superman. Yeah, I mean, Caleb, honestly, you take an L on that one. Okay, imagine the situation. A little dark nerd humor. Imagine the situation where...

Dark nerd. Dirkle. Where Bruce can't... No. Clark Kent is not Superman in that scenario. Imagine if Clark Kent did not have the ability to savor with the awning. He's like, prove to me your Superman. I'm jump out the window.

Meanwhile, Clark Kent is, he's a normal nerd. All of a sudden you have a Happy Tree Friends episode on your hands, essentially. Happy Tree Friends, honestly, I'm not kidding. The first time I watch Happy Tree Friends, I almost vomited. Yeah, that was a good thing where I turned it off. It was so disgusting to me. The carpal tunnel of love by Fallout Boy is the music video is just a happy tree friend's episode. Yeah.

And I saw that and I was like, why are they doing that? What is wrong with them? They should call it crappy semen the way that it's combining something that is nasty with something that is cute. Seaman is cute. It's young. Sparkly. Yeah. Glistening.

It is young. Yeah. Cute things are usually young and so it's younger than semen. I guess semen is young, so it's probably cute. Seamon is the youngest you can be. It must be cute. I mean, if you zoomed in. I guess it's younger than a baby, so it must be cute.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, and I guess crap is disgusting too. No, I think that semen. Semen is in... Because it comes out after food. Food is cute. Old food.

Yeah. Crap is old food. That's true. There's an uncanny valley with the human development where it's from C, it starts at semen, and then it gets, that starts at the valley. Superman. As you get to the top, that's the baby. And then it goes back down.

Oh, the baby's the top. But then, why is the baby the top? Like, that's the adorable peak. The peak, it peaks a little bit again. Because, like, an embryo is disgusting. And then maybe it goes back up when you're like 150. Yeah. Yeah, old people are cute again.

Yeah. And the middle is hot. Old people are not cute at all. Old people. Disagree. Their skin looks like paper. Is it not working? And I want to punch right through it.

Is it plugged in? I was thinking about old people the other day. I bet you were. Oh, now it's working here. I was thinking about how it really sucks that we can't just, like, completely put them somewhere. I agree. You can. We've been talking about this so much.

Old people should be in, like, full-on just, like, extermination. They should go to heaven, and it should just be a bouncy, cloudy place. Yeah, it's Florida. Well, no, we do. But I think it should be able to throw rocks at them. That's a good start, but it's not mandated enough, and it's too large, and it's on earth. Yeah, so you're saying that we should, like, old people should be in an awning that we, We can throw rocks and tomatoes at.

We should be able to fit 100 million old people on the head of a pin. Agreed. They should be shrunken. We should compress them. So that they're so dense that they have gravity. Okay. So we shrink them. Their bones are already getting small.

So we shrink them down, downsizing situation. Downsizing. Exactly downsizing. And then we put them all in a big glass bottle that has a ship on it. And let me shake it up when I want to. It's like an old people ant farm. And let me. shake it up. That movie downsizing was one of those movies

where I thought, I never saw it, but I heard it was terrible, but I honestly thought it was going to be good because of the song in the trailer. And I was like, oh yeah, it's going to be cool. I've heard that song in a while. I've heard that song in a while. Seeing that trailer in the theater and I'm like, turning my girlfriend and be like, we should see that. Yeah.

What are you talking about? Just because it has like a good song. I looked at I was like, there's something about that trailer where the first time you watch you're like, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. I can see that being fun. That could be cool. D-da-da-da-downsizing. We should listen to this movie. You will find yourself.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? That was, like, the most, like, there was, like, a big, like, talking heads, like, I don't even know what man that is, man. There's, like, in 2014, in 2014, everyone, like, God, or I guess maybe people my age, everyone was like, oh, like, the talking heads are, like, one of the best bands of the world. I'm going to docking heads with you.

Yeah, I'm going to dock my penis head into your nose hole. Yeah. My nose. Whole. See. Your nose hole. I changed it up. He changed the script.

Because I called him out halfway through him stealing my line. You have to admire his adaptability. Your adaptability, yes, his adaptability is impressive. Give him some points for adaptability. Okay, he gets five or six points. Okay, good. Five or six points is my pet. I'm going to squirt a nut in your nose.

Zero. They've been removed. Yeah. They've been completely removed. Okay. Yeah, you went too far. It's a similar. It's a similar.

It's being expressed. Yeah. All right. Top ten hardest things to describe. As Pierce looks at something it says. I think this is similar. This is similar. These two things are similar.

Moving on. All right. What do you guys think about water being hard to explain? I feel like I could easily explain it. Yeah. Soda with no bubbles and clear. And no flavor. I guess I would say it's this. Yeah.

Look here. I would say anybody they would have to explain water to is not worth talking to. I think anyone who can understand anything, Water's the first thing they learned. Yeah, like Helen Keller learned Wawa. That was like her big word. Wawa was her big word. Yeah, she was from Philly.

Wawa. Her big word was Wawa. That's the end, the final scene of miracle workers. Why did they teach her, I thought she could like read it and write? Why don't they? No, that was the first thing she wished. Why not teach her the next word? Wawa. She's in a full adult.

They're like, okay, here's what you want to. Wawa. This is Wawa. That's how. they taught her. They talked to her as gu-go. Well, she was running her in the house, just going, wah!

And they were like, we have to teach her a new word. They have to hand her something. Just say wah, and then wa again. How did, man, that honestly is like a complete, impossible word, it's an impossible quiz question to me, is how did they make her talk? Well, so the misunderstanding about Helen Keller

is that she was just Frankenstein, that she was just running around. I think that's what everyone thinks is that she was just running around. Yeah. She could kind to see, kind of here, and she was just like... Yeah, well, she got, like, scarlet fever as a baby, right? And then it, like, fucked up

her vision and her... She just had a prominent, cloudy brain. But she was walking around the house and, like, sewing, and shit. She wasn't just... But I do think about, like, I do think about, like, a boy, Helen Keller a lot, and that would be what... He would be go boog do, do, do, do it. Because he'd

think it was funny, yeah. Just running through a pain glass door. Yeah, just prat falling all day every day. I think something's wrong with your mic. Yeah, he's holding it. No. Oh, no, he's my friend. God damn. No, he's my friend.

How long was that like that? Just for a minute. I think it stopped working. I think it's when you shook your friggin arms around. Like an Elmo. Yeah, just take this for a minute. Water. You shook your arms around like when Kermit gets excited.

Well, it's like wet nothing. Okay, don't shake your arms around like Frankenstein anymore. No more stining. Water is well like wet nothing. Unless you want to go into the chemical compositions, which I don't. True. It's very complex. Yeah.

It's apparently. Apparently, it's tripartite, is what I've heard. I don't want to go any further than that. I like this username here. B-boy making it with the freak. B-boy making with the freak. What does B-boy-boy-making-with-the-freaks-Pet? A clear flavorless liquid that makes up 70% of your body.

Also, it's fun to say. Is water that fun to say? Water. And some people do have a funny way. When I was a kid. You say Wooder? I said water because my grandfather was from New Jersey, and I never said it like that, but that's how he says it.

But then one day I was like. be a South Jersey thing. I was like, you know what? I'm going to start talking like Pete. And then I started going on water. And then my mom was like, why are you talking like that? And I was like, eh, it's granddad. He basically rubbed off on me.

Yeah, it's like when like, uh, like I didn't have like a Boston accent as a kid and then I tried to like pick it up. You ever have like the guy who has like the really specific speech impediment that only like really smart people have where they say Wother? Like water. What? This like tiny little wisp list. Whist.

They also have a wisp. They have a twiney to wisp, but they go, Wither. People. Yeah. Like, autistic people have a certain kind of

a lisp that no one else has, and it's like a lateral lisp, but only in the middle of words on T. And you say a soft tea? Do you give any other word examples? Thistle. No. I don't know what that is.

It's just a word that begins with T. Oh, Harry Pother. Harry Pother? Right, so usually, very smart people, We'll usually talk about Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter. Harry Potter is my favorite book.

I love Harry Potter and I love the theme where he goes in the Wather. The Wother episode. The Wother episode. The Wother theme of Harry Potter. The Giffed kids. Do you remember them saying sentences like this? No. Okay.

I was not in a single gifted class. I got kicked out of Githa because I said it was too hard. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I got kicked out of the slow class because I, well, it's being too funny. Yeah. Which is that...

You got some good competition in that class, too. I know. It was my math concepts class where we made a tortilla covered in cinnamon sugar. Oh, yeah, you've talked about that. I've talked about it before. It was me and four other kids. Paper. Paper is the stuff that's usually used to write. Usually.

Well, it's... I'd say it's flatter than anything. It's flatter than God. It's flatter than God damn. That's what I would say. Yeah. If I had a cigar, I was a military. Paper's flat as fuck.

It's flat as all fuck. It's like if some, it's like of a big fat guy sat on a normal size thing. On a woman. On a white cube. Imagine a white cube being right all over. And then a big fat guy sits on it. One pane. One pane.

I would say it's the opposite of a pencil. One plane. It's not the opposite. It's the opposite. That's how I would explain it. You're right. Yeah, you're right. It's a slice.

It's a slice of a tree. It's a slice of paper. Did I tell you about my math teacher in sixth grade used to say, fresh slice of paper? And he would lick his lips like that. I've definitely talked about my six-grade math teacher. Yeah, the deluxe hugs guy. Oh, yeah, you've talked about deluxe hugs.

Never got one, by the way. If I say, like, oh, yeah, my math teacher in sixth grade used to give me deluxe hugs with, like, no context. Sounds like I got molestered Put that on R slash no context, folks Our slash no context That's gonna get some up votes This one isn't that good The internet

Well just say it Well, it's the internet And then read it Well, to say it's an amazing And horribly addicting Worldwide communication Is a pretty fair description to me Which how do you describe that one?

I would say it's what's in the computer It's the root of all evil is what I would say It's the root of all fucking evil That's good I would say It's the magic that binds these devices. Right. If I was talking to a wizard.

It's basically water for... It's like magic for computer. Okay. So imagine everything on this list... It's like TV for computer. Imagine everything on this list is being described to a wizard. Right. Traveled in time.

Well, then he'll know fucking everything. I would say it's like what happens when you do the spell, internettists. I would say why are you... Why am I explaining jack shit to a wizard explain to me... Explain Jack shit right now. How to turn my sister into a frog. Explain what Jack shit to a wizard. Jack shit is when...

I don't know, actually. Jack shit is like, fuck all. But what's fuck all? You know, you know what actually I would do if I was explaining any of these to a wizard is I would say, understand this. And then he would understand it. Yeah, but you're not a wizard.

Knowledge abyss. Or I would tell him you should use understand this on yourself. Knowledge abyss. Knowledge abyss is good, too. What was that? Go back to Jack shit. What?

Oh. Anything at all. Hmm. Oh. He made it talk Jack shit Jack shit Jack shit

Jack shit Number four is colors Colors are indescribable They're not indescribable Red looks well red Red looks like a combination You can point it's shit Yeah

But to a blind guy I guess you have to say Colors are basically It's impossible to explain out anything less I would say Color is like a flavor or a smell Right but it's That's all I would

But it uses light, which is a concept, and an energy. What? Can you taste purple? Yeah, if you have a purple candy. What's that thing called? Cinesia? Mm-hmm. Yeah, so that is fucking, only geniuses have that.

I've learned. What color is three? Green is orange. For me, it's yellow because P rhymes with yellow. And three rhymes with P. And three rhymes with P. No, I got it. Three is black on a white background.

Yeah. So it's four, five, six, eight, nine, ten. Yeah. All right. I have that with, like, skateboard tricks, though. To me, like, a tray flip is green. To me, red is a color. To me, I wish that all skateboard tricks were red.

Yeah. Blueprint. No, that's a kickflips are red. Heel flips are blue. You red pretty soon. It would be fucking so terrifyingly sad if you died in a skateboarding trick. Yeah. Not even really an accident.

Like, just, like, you. She just died in a trick. Yeah. I finally one day tried to, like, jump down a stairs. Has anyone died during a trick? Yeah. Who? Never.

Oh, no, no. Jake Brown almost died. So nobody has them. Not during a trick, because doesn't the trick last for the time that you're in the air? Yeah. Like. So you could have a heart attack in the middle of it. Yeah, but has that happened, Patrick?

Who has died during a trick? There has to be some. I know there's somebody. There has to be somebody. Yeah, there's got to be. But Jake Brown, Jake Brown, 2007 X games. Lynn Bias,

that basketball player died on the court? Oof. Could be like that. There's definitely somebody, it's probably not, like, it's probably just like some local, like,

probably the X games, I would imagine. Big ass ramp. No, there's been no death that there's, there's been near, there's been near death experiences. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, that's one of the, that's, I jumped high enough that I saw an angel and a beam of one. The near,

the near death experiences, like, it was always like the X, games it was like motocross near death experience then skateboarding so if you are you saying it's like an event at the x-games no oh no that's what you're saying okay i get it i yeah i was also completely spaced out and i didn't realize you were talking oh you were having a near-death experience i was looking at my arm yeah oh were you anything new i thought i was wearing a watch but i'm not and i was like it feels like i'm wearing a watch i look down i'm

not wearing a watch that's a near death you had a phantom watch i just was like i wonder if i'm wearing a watch. Yeah. You feel the world's tiniest phantom vibration every second. No, I just felt like there's a watch on my wrist. Yeah, you feel the phantom vibration of the second hand

moving? No, just like the feeling of a watch. Okay. Like something on your wrist? Yeah. Okay. Do you like that part of wearing a watch is feeling the second hand move? On my digital watch, motherfucker?

Oh, swag. Shut up, man. I've never had a ticker of a watch. Oh, somebody has died doing a skateboard trick. Oh, and you just knew. that for no reason right now. Yeah. Oh, no.

I was about to look up has anybody died. Who was it? Yeah, some people have died like bombing hills. Well, if they're bombing. Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah, I would think that that's

a little more dangerous than a normal trick. Yeah. Yeah, somebody in San Francisco got, like, hit by a car. That's actually really depressed me. That just really depressed me a lot. That depressed you.

I got to stop thinking about it. That made me so sad thinking about that. Thinking about somebody dying. Think about somebody dying, like skateboarding, Like, you were... Oh, my fucking God.

That's so sad. I've never seen you be like this about a death. Yeah. Patrick, think about how much fun it would be to die doing what you love, going fast. I know, I know, but that's what's so depressing about it. You know what's depressing is dying a loser, getting shot in the brain by a stranger for cash?

Yeah. That's pretty depressing. I just got really depressed. Yeah. You know what sucks is dying in a fire. It's freaking dying in a fire. Yeah, or a disease. dying by the hand of your loved one.

Oh, my God, that's sad. Unless you are happy about it. Okay, this just brought my spirits back up, because this sounds like my ass. This is how you would describe it to someone who's never eaten before. Food. So put food up.

Food is the nicest thing in the world. I love you food. X, X, X, X. All kisses no hugs. Type of love for food. I'm not sure. Is that why triple, like, three X is it means like pornography and stuff because it's all kisses no hugs?

It's because you end up saying sex twice. Well, I would say pornography is more hugs. X. X. There's a lot of hugging in pornography. They hug really hard and they barely touch mouths to each other. Yeah. Not a lot of eye contact.

Not in the porn I watch. I only watch the Cinemax porn. Yeah. I mostly read erotica. They kiss way too much in the cinematic porn, man. There used to be one called Bikini Frankenstein. I used to jack off to another kid. No Frankenstein the entire show.

A lot of bikinis. I caught my brother watching the ghost in the teeny bikini. The ghost in the teeny bikini. Yeah. Parity of Ghost on the Shell vibes. I caught my brother watching that. Okay, go back. I guess she acts a little bit like Frankenstein.

Yeah. But I also didn't have any of the sound on. So food, and then we can just movies in a general sense. Pretty difficult to explain. It's really easy. It's moving. It's real life. It's like the internet on a movie.

It's like a window. A window. That's the fucking easiest. It's a window. Okay, but how do you explain cuts? It's like two windows where you switch the windows. It's like watching a window and close your eyes looking into a different window. Yes.

Yes. Yes. And there's music and this is what I like to hear. Yeah. It's like TV. It's like a TV show but longer. Yeah, it's like four to five times as long. Everything is longer.

The screen is longer, the length. You know what I love in a movie? And you can see it in a theater. You know what the best part of the Simpsons movie is when it goes from normal. screen to wide screen. Yes. Oh, that's good. And then, wait, doesn't the, doesn't

Professor? Jinkle? Yeah, doesn't he say something? Is that his name? On the big screen. On the big screen. Yeah. Yeah, he does say that.

He does say that. Yeah. And Homer goes, especially you, and he points into the, he points to my mom. Remember? We're doing a remember show today, but you guys remember the Simpsons 4D?

Yeah. Remember how many bugs that in that movie? Yeah. Simpsons 4D is a rise. It's a ride Broadway at the beach in Myrtle Beach. It's like a 40 experience thing where they do, they like spray water on you, they shake your seat, and they all have all these effects, and they clearly had an effect. They have the effect where it feels like bugs or mice are running over your feet where it does a little blast of air.

Yeah. And they clearly couldn't think of enough uses of it because in the Simpsons 40, there are probably seven to ten scenes of bugs jumping out at the screen. Yeah. Swarming home eyeballs. We're just talking about it being like, there are, there are no bugs in the screen. There's never once been a bug on screen in the Simpsons. In the Simpsons 14, they have probably a thousand bucks. There's a lot of bugs.

The most bugs in a Simpsons episode. By far. Also, that was fun because the guy who ran it was blind, and you could like tell he was blind. But we didn't talk about it, and I was sitting in the... I could barely even focus on the movie because I was so excited to tell you guys that I noticed he was blind. And we got out and I meet, he was like, that guy was actually blind at the beginning. Did you guys notice? And you were like, no.

We all noticed. We just didn't say anything because we're not asking. I just thought it was weird. I was really excited to tell you guys that I think he's blind. And I had a duff soda. Oh, wait. And then we walked out of the movies and those kids get in the beard. Oh, yeah.

Man, that guy's shorts are so tiny. He did have really small shorts. I did have tiny little shorts. And then Pierce said he was a werewolf or something. Huh? Maybe I remember that. Pierce did something wear wolfish. We got to go back, man.

Yeah, I love hurdle beach. You got, you got schooled by a group of little kids. They were so much bigger than me. They said them some girly shorts. Whoa. Really? It's rude. Rude-ass kids these days, man.

Love is hard to explain something. We don't have to do this. I want to know. I want to know. Love is something that can hurt us or make us feel like someone special or that we are really important. Love can be in various ways. Friendship, Roman. or in a family way, love

can take time to appear, but when it does, you might feel a sensation. Totally unique that makes us feel the universe and the most powerful feeling ever. Love can change the world. Facts. Yeah. I agree. I fucking love I think that love is like red and pink.

Maybe a heart shape. White frills. And if I had to do a shape, I'd go with heart shape. I don't know why, but to me it tastes like chocolate. Or a sweet heart-shaped candy. Or a chocolate-covered Strawberry. Here's my Neil deGrasse Tyson shit.

Okay. So yeah, love can change the world because anything can. Because everything is a thing. Fuck, man. Yeah, because love is,

everything's a thing. Everything is a thing. Everything is matter. Actually, technically, everything is a thing. That is pretty good. When we get into things that aren't things, that's when it gets very interesting. Some things are things.

Other things are things. Have you guys seen any of the interviews that Rogan did with him? We just interrupts him and screams at him. It's so funny. It'll be like listing. He'll be like, scientists like Plato and Aristotle, Albert Einstein

and he'll be like, Joe Rogan will be like Carl Sagan, he'll just no, no, no, no, no, no. It's so funny, dude, he fucking hates him. It's so awesome. Yeah, I feel like... And they just had him on Theo Vaughn's podcast. God bless Theo Vaughn. Oh yeah, I think Joe Rogan was like, why don't we take the salt out of the ocean?

And Neil deGrasnizzoz, it was like, we can. But Joe, Joe! It costs money. And Joe's like, Yeah, I guess so, but how much money? And then Neil goes, think about it. Does it cost more money than doing it the way we're doing it now? Or does it cost less?

I think it costs more. He has an answer for everything, did. Money is a thing. It's how he talks. He also, it's very funny. Salt is a thing. It's so funny to be, to be like, now doing all these, like, podcasts and shit because, like, that's all he does now because he got accused of being, like, a creep. Oh, yeah, I totally forgot the bad.

So that's like, he gets accused of being a creep two years ago. It goes on Rogan like 10 times in two years and just blabbers about nothing instead of having his awesome animated show. What I like about a guy like that is always like, they're a scientist. They're not like, it's not like, oh, I know about like gravity and astrosite. Like I'm going to, I'm weighing in on everything. Yeah. I'm doing it all. Show me the beakers.

You say something about plants. I'm calling you out on that. I don't study plants, but I, you know, Plants are actually, they're green because of chloroful. Just so you know. He's a genius. My job is space. He's a super genius.

Yeah, wasn't his entire job he worked on a telescope? Yeah. Or no, he worked at a, he worked at like a fucking planetarium or something. Yeah. Probably handling, like, when they would do a Metallica light show, he would program the light. How did he get, like, as big as he did? Funny face. It's like, it's like working.

It's like, well, that was after. Now. It's like a guy who works at Wendy's or something. And he goes and orders at McDonald's. He's like, just so, you know. No, that's not how you make the Wendy Square burgers. They're supposed to be square. He's a man, did.

I love him. He's cool. Love is gravity. Numbers. What is numbers? Numbers is numbers. Numbers is numbers. Here's how you describe it.

Oh, you dare say 7, 8, 9 right now. Yeah. Imagine my finger doesn't exist, but the thing that my finger is representing does exist. How many of my finger is there? One, that's a number. How did you know that? That's what I was going to say. I would say one, two, three, four, five, and six.

But this is, I would say this is maybe the first time that this has to be, this does have to be explained to people. People get numbers explained to them all the time. Yeah, as soon as you're a baby. It's not like water, you don't have to explain water that much. But I think you recognize that and you just need a word for it. I think this is how I would, you just have two of one thing and then. And then look, so two of these and then put your mug next to my mug.

So this is some. Okay, so the things The thing that the puddings and the mugs have in common is two But what's common? Oh, so two is when your cup shape When you hold something When you hold a brown thing in it, okay Oh, yeah, two is the brown color

Oh, it's words! They have words on them Once we get rid of everything that is similar about these things Oh, uncovered toys Wait, wait, wait, okay, see how they're similar now. Oh, on the table. Now they're dissimilar. Right.

Oh, right. Now the thing that was similar about them is no longer smaller. Yes, I see. Right. So two means when it's in the room with me. This is what, when you guys have beautiful kids, this is what Uncle Pierce will help out with his teaching numbers and things like that. Yeah. Thank you.

I feel like you would scare my kids. I don't want you to teach my kids anything. What the heck? You guys could do whatever you want to my kids. But I feel like you would be like the kind of like guy who goes like, bah, at the kids all the time. What's wrong with that? I mean, it's fine. I need to know to fear.

These two, I think, are dangerous. What are you talking about? I'm an amazing uncle. I almost got my nephew in iron. No, you just videoed him talking about it. You're going to give him this heck shit. You're going to give him a Truman Show syndrome. He's going to grow up and be like, I was on a TV show about an iron.

Yeah. Are we over time? I mean, we can't finish this. No, no. All right, I have to go soon. What do you have to do? I have to go to a meeting. What meeting?

I have to meet you. I'm going to meet you. I'm going to the show tonight. No! How about you eat some meat? We can go have a lunch. Oh, lots of meetings with you guys. I actually am pretty hungry.

Yeah, pretty hungry. Well, let's zoom through this list real quick. We got the universe. Again, easy to explain. Watch out. We got a universe over here. It's that simple. It's so easy.

All right, let's blow through the rest of these doing that. Okay. Okay. Watch out. We got a reality over here. Wait, he has a great face for it. Look at that. He looks just like him.

Yeah. If you did the liner, it would be it would be it. Yeah. You should do a science show called Guess How. Mm. Guess how this works. Right. No, that's too long.

How does this get guessed? How does this guess? Reality. We are guessed. Who's guessing? Video game development. Oh, that is hard. That is really hard.

Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. I would probably say, I guess, it's what happens before the game. It's how it gets made. Yeah. It's who makes it. It's really hard to explain, but know that a video. video game needs some period.

This is something a video game needs. I'm playing charades. All right. We all... The Grand Canyon, a place that is five hours from Vegas, but Asian tour buses force you to go here because old Asian people like looking at boring scenery more than holes with fountains, volcanoes, and a fake Eiffel... Oh, hotels with fountains and a fake Eiffel Tower.

It's only five hours away. I'm getting on a tour bus in Colorado. Why are they taking me to Las Vegas? Yeah. Also, yeah, why are you getting on a tour bus if you're just trying to get to... Vegas, dude. Take a plane or train. Just don't get on a tourbook.

I'm so glad this is on here. It's cool to know that people can't explain this because I can't explain it. Yeah. I can explain it. A big lump with knobs. Mmm. Mm.

That's not what it would be. It is an inverse of that. It's a reverse lump. It's a small lump. It's a large nump with lobs. Lobbs. Yes. I guess there is a nump.

That kid is so stupid A big, it's not big A piece of corn Yeah, it's hardly a lump No It definitely has knobs But he should have said A piece of corn

Yeah To say it's a piece of corn. Yeah Well everyone thought corn Was hard to explain Until that kid came along True And he kind of cracked

He nailed it He cracked the cone If you will 17 justice Uh That was not so It's the opposite Of injustice

Yeah Well It A little clown No he's not little. Gravity. It takes you down.

Equals MC squared. So, music. What the fuck you're talking about? In what order? It makes you dance. It sounds like this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I have one way to describe music. Oh, yeah. And also. No, that's crap. Yeah. That's a rhythm. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

But what makes music? The end, I think. Rhythm in motion or sounds. Okay. Okay, well, Pierce, thank you for coming on. You can do your snack pack now if you'd like. All right. Yeah, you can do your thing.

Do you have anything you wanted to tell anybody about our plug in any way? No, no, no, no, no, no, he's not. No, no, no, no, no, no thank you. Okay, goodbye. Goodbye, no, no, no, that's enough of you. No, that's enough of that snack pack. Oh. And we're not having any of these.

What? I was trying to show off how liquidy it got under the heat. Don't do it again. What are you doing? It's trying to ruin the taste. Under the heat. What heat? do we have here oh god dude

he's eating it you can't even see it you're doing it in the worst oh all right someone's got a macchiato no it's over it's over it's over it's more over than it's ever been podcast about list including jubio and patches a happy season's holiday greeting

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