Podcast About List - Ep. 229 - Advanced Seduction Tactics ft. Nate Varrone

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

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Yo, if you're a young man right now and you're, you're alone and you're single and you're trying to hook up and you're trying to date, you know what I'm saying? What I want you to do is you don't need to be mean, you don't need to be, you know, aggressive, agro, and alpha. You just need to be yourself, okay? And you need to be you. And I don't care if women hate you. They don't like you.

They think you suck. They think you're weird. They think you're a fucking loser. And they're saying that to your face constantly. You just need to just be you. Even if that person is a bad person or you suck. You just have to keep going with it until you find somebody who kind of accepts you. And that might take a long time, an extremely long time for you to find somebody who can kind of put up with that bullshit.

But you're going to get it eventually. And, um, um, yeah. All right, I'm going to clap this. All right. I'm going to clap. That's how it's done. Oh. This is what real podcasters do.

Yeah, this is a real podcast. Yeah, take notes. Yeah, y'all aren't playing around here, are you? See this? That's what it's recording to. He's recording straight to that. See how it's spinning? Old school style.

Yeah, we do it analog. We're more into, you ever, did you ever bought maybe an L.P? Like a big P, it's like the big disc. That's the kind of thing we're into. BHS. We're into all that kind of shit. Cassettes. Yeah, we do all that.

S&ES. Mm-hmm. Retro vibe. Retro. On the Super Nintendo. What is it like, you're so new to the podcasting game. How do you like the lifestyle so far? There is, you know how there is a B.C. and an AD in time?

Yes. Before Jesus, I feel like my life before a podcast, before becoming a podcaster, and after it, I'm seeing things in a different way. It's completely different. I'm seeking out new experiences just so I can talk about it and give the public some new information about my observation. You've got to go to our life. You have to go. You need material. You need stories.

So I'm going out into the world and I'm, you know, fucking with people and, you know, shaking people on the street just so I can have some. crazy-ass story. Some guy punched me in the face for no reason. And it's kind of ruining my fucking life right now. I can imagine. I think we all went through that when we first started. But then at some point, you kind of forget, like, you forget the B-Cheas. Oh, you don't need any stories at all.

Yeah. You can sit here and say nothing for an hour. You can do like first five minutes of the show, just fart sounds. You're kind of like, I was singing about how you are, because you live on the West Coast, right? Yes, I'm West Coast lives. But you're a part of an East Coast collective and an East Coast podcast. So you're kind of a Tupac kind of coast trainer, you know, like you're from the West, but you now are like with straight up the East Coast Death Row.

By the way, speaking of Tupac and Biggie, I think that we need to have a kind of beef in a war. That's why I brought us up. Between Joy Tactics, the podcast I do with Jack Benzinger and Eric Rayhill and a lot about list. I think it needs to get violent. I think we need to get into the boxing ring. One of us is going to die. I'd be down. For sure.

Who do you, do you all think, be honest. Be honest. You. We are. You. No, no, no. Okay. We are in kind of like a fenced in cage.

Okay. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Just a, okay, yeah, just a cage. And it's three on three, Joy Tactics versus Potty's Bot List, bare knuckles. We're all in, you know, kind of sexy outfits as well, just for no reason. just for the viewership. Yeah, okay.

Is it being like, is it televised? It is. Because that does add an element to the... Worldwide. It's put on by feet. How hard you're going to fight? Yeah, it's 3 billion people watching. Who is going to win in this ass-whipping competition?

Which podcast has more fighting abilities? Well, you and Jack are like gigantic. You are hugely tall. I know. We have that kind of going on. We got one guy, but he also happens to be the biggest wimp on our podcast. Really? No way.

Not true. You can't call me the big. biggest wimp. No, no, no, no. This guy is so much more of a wimp than me. What do you mean? No, no, no, no. He's scared of sounds.

Scared of sounds. Did you see what he just tried to do? That's a wimp. That's not a wimp move yet. He's scared of sounds. He's scared of sounds. No, I'm not. Hmm.

Don't, meanwhile, I'm over here. Yeah, I'm not a wimp. We would, that's all I got to say. We would beat the fucking shit out of it. It wouldn't even be, it would be like a two minute ring. Well, that's episode. We would disappoint people.

If it was, you would beat us up physically. But we would get you mentally. We would talk mad shit about you guys. We would leave your tongue-ed-as-up. But then after you leave that fight, you're going to be like thinking like, damn, is my hand too small? Is my hands way too small?

You know what I'm going to do too is I'm going to look where the cameras are that are televising this. I'm going to put my back to the camera so nobody can see what I'm doing. And I have a blade. Oh, come on. Fighting dirty. Really?

Really. That's against the rules. But nobody can see it. So did it even happen? And then I'll turn around and be like, I did that with my fingernails. That's why we'll have a referee. We're not going to have a referee. Who's going to be?

Who would the referee be? There's literally nobody in the world who's unbiased in this fight. It's not possible to find someone who's not already reigning towards one of us. It's like the OJ trial. Yeah. How do you pick a jury for that? Maybe, I guess maybe Cato Caelin could be the ref. Who?

Cato Cailin? The guy that was just like in their backyard or some shit? What do you talk? The guy from the OJ trial. Oh, the guy from OJ trial. He's only known for the OJ trial. He probably doesn't want to be involved in any more stuff like that, though. That's true.

This is going to be bigger than the OJ trial. He's already been through one nation-dividing debacle. He can't do another one, dude. Our headphone cords are tangled. That means we're in love. Speaking of love, dude, Valentine's Day. Is when this episode comes out. No, it doesn't.

The day before. Somebody's going to get in trouble this year. You're basically in trouble. Oh, no. And we had you on because we love you. Wow, really? That feels... And you were wearing red.

I know, I kind of am. I do have that day... Yeah, they saw me on the street, and they're like, yo, you want to come on the pod, you're wearing red. I don't know. I was like, fuck it. Like, I like podcasting so much.

Like, and I like you guys. I'll come chill, yeah. You've definitely, you've advanced to a, I would say, a high level of podcasting pretty fast. It's like you had your 10,000 hours kind of like, are you banked? Yeah. And then you just come out on the scene.

You're already. destroying, abolishing. We kind of went from zero to the elite level podcasters immediately. And it's like kind of like, you know how, I don't know, someone, Britney Spears or Justin Timber, like they're all of a sudden famous and they're on the red, yeah, they're on the damn red carpet and their, the lights are flashing and everybody at the paparazzi, hey, come over here, come here, take a picture. It's kind of like, you don't even have time to process it being an elite level.

elite god tier podcast. Do you think that maybe that is just podcasting or that kind of anything that you do, you could be at the top S tier highest level of doing it? Like maybe if you got into exploring, maybe you could explore, you could find a new continent.

They say 10,000 hours, but I feel like there's some people, like, you probably included, where it's like it's one hour. Basically, one hour. Some people are one hour people where they do one hour of something and they're a pro. That's way more impressive than 10,000 hours too. Yeah, because it's fast.

Yeah. That's a really good point. 10,000 hours? Tell me, show me somebody they can do it in one. Yeah. Then I'll be like,

all right. Okay. That's like, uh, what's that guy's in Malcolm Gladwell? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Fucking dumb ass. Because you should have said one hour. Should have talked about cool, cool guys doing stuff in one hour. Janice Atticaa Kuompa. You guys know that basketball player? He had never played basketball before.

And then he was like 18 years old and somebody was like, I don't know if this is exactly how I have. But I imagine somebody This cannot be out of it. But I imagine somebody was walking down the street and saw him and was like, oh, fuck, you're huge!

And tried to... Just tossed him a basketball? Yeah, and he like palmed it immediately. Whoa. And he dunked it into... Dunked from the curve all the way. Yeah, he dunked it over a telephone line. All the way to the court

that was like two blocks away. Yeah, and also... One jump. Wow. And yeah, then he... But in like two years, he became an NBA player. He had never played basketball before. He was a soccer player. Oh.

So, he was. We already knew about how to do sports. I mean, he knew, you know. So that's not that impressed him. He understands points. He knew he knew rules. And also, I'm not sure that he had never heard of basketball before. I think he was living in Greece.

No, I think he was just like, what is this shit? And he was like, it was a miracle. And so you're kind of like the Janus Antenicoampo of podcasting at this point. That's what people are saying online. Yeah. Yeah. You were both to Tupac and, oh, back to the Tupac. I think that, um, uh, two things about tooth pooh.

Toot-Pock. I found out today that Tupac was gay. For real? I googled it and said yes. But then secondly... That must have been someone from the East Coast, though. You might be right. It could have been an East Coast rival.

You're on East Coast, Google. I was on East Coast. I set my location. You got to use unbiased... You have to go on a VPN to West Coast Google. I did... I think that we need to start an East Coast West Coast podcasting war beef in the same kind of fashion. Absolutely.

I think we need to be... jumping up on stage at the podcast awards and fuck you, Burt Kreischer, uh-huh. Oh my God. I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker. Yep.

Yeah. I would do, yeah, I would interrupt the, when he's accepting the award, I would be like, hey, listen, Bert,

I'm not going to let you finish. Yeah. Podcasts about list. Yeah. Best podcasts of all time. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Two bears one cave.

We're going to send you back to the cave. We drop a nuclear bomb on Los Angeles and send you back to the Stone Age. Yep. Right. Brendan Shaw, but we're going to, you know what, you've done enough to yourself, we're fine. Right, yeah, he doesn't need, yeah. Just let him bring up on you at this point, right? Ari Shafir smacked the fuck in the face.

That's right. Yeah. Fuck you, Ari Shafir. Honestly, we should fucking, we should shoot Tim Dillon in the head. Yeah, yeah, drive-by shooting, kill him, go breadcrumbs. He'd be okay with that. I feel like he would like to die, like, kind of crazy like that, you know. Yeah.

One of the only safe ways to dispose of Tim Dillan, it would be to launch them into space. It's otherwise. His body's going to cause trouble. He just melts through the earth. It's going to leak into the water supply. It's a Chernobyl elephant foot. Just fucking like there's some

some cave somewhere in Los Angeles that you can't go in. And like 500 years aliens come to the earth and they have a religion that they built around Tim Dillon's body. They found him floating in space. Yeah, see, this is what we need, man. We need to fucking destroy these people.

Yeah. Complete beef nature. We need to fucking wipe the West Coast, I mean, except for some. Yeah. No, I'm on. Well, he's on our area East Coast. Yeah. Well, if we take it out right now, we finally use this.

Yeah, we use a big red button. Let's do it tomorrow. Yeah, I'm a little, you know. I'm kind of lazy. I have heartburn right now. So we should figure that out first. That'll stop you from doing anything. Yeah.

True. It's the worst thing to get. Man, it sucks. Probably, I think we need to spread awareness about. It's about it through the show. About heartburn? About heartburn. I think we need a spread awareness about hearts.

True. I think that's the best idea you've come up with all day. Heartburn is, uh, I think of how beautiful that is. Can we get a punch in on that? That is really amazing. You're doing a really, really amazing job. Yeah, it's just a punching on Nate. Oh, shit, I kind of look sexy.

Damn, I didn't see me on the monitor. You kind of do, man. Damn. Oh, my God, with the headphones. With the bald swag. And shout out to Pot about List, getting the bald. representation you already know i wear a hat most of time but yes i do have no hair on my head and he's on his way and jubio's are you on the way out be honest are you on the motherfucking pills or

what no i don't i'm i'm i'm letting it happen i think that i think me and kaleb are the two last bald men in america everybody is taking these psycho pills that are making them they make you crazy you can't nut on them and then you can nut on them you can not taste that guy oh Shit, oh, my God. I didn't hear him. Yeah. I didn't hear it. Wow.

You got him. I'd like to see Theo Vaughn do that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Theo gone. Yeah, that's right, because we're going to fucking obliterate them and just wipe it. I did not hear what he said. I said I'm going to come to do a cum shot on my own medicine.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, they make you crazy. I took them and I started just, like, freaking out all the time and, like, crying. Yeah. You were, it was like, you're. And then my hair fell out even more.

Yeah. You probably took something else. I did do monocidil for a little bit. The flammable liquid. That one's scary because they don't know how it works. Yeah. The stuff that, like, Rogaine, they have no idea why that makes your hair grow back. Yeah.

They have no idea. I feel like I am like the, you know how like in Zion there's like the humans that have what they don't have the ports in them? Yeah. I'm like that, but like for bald people. Like I've never put any type of medicine. That's what I'm doing. Damn. When did it start going?

You're not going to believe this, but I started balding when I was 11 years old. I swear to fucking God. You're right. I don't believe you. No, I swear. I swear on my life. There are photos of me at 8, 9 years old where I have a fucked up hairline. Oh, yeah.

There's photos of me at like 15. I'm saying I would like buzz cut in my head get like a number two buzz. And everybody, and it would look like I was like a 42 year old man. And I think I had like, I looked at it. up online. I think I had like too much testosterone or something. That's what it is. That's apparent. Yeah. So all throughout from the

second I hit puberty, like those hormones were going. You were gone. It was a slow like 15 year trickle to being completely bald. At what age did you just buzz that thing? I went like, I went in crazy waves because I have, oh fuck, I should show you

my passport. I have it in my bag, but it looks like insane. Like I used to grow up my hair like super, super fucking long, like almost Gallagher style and have this huge fucking mustache. That's what I'm going to do. That's my plan for this. I'm going to get that.

You should. Real long. Yeah. Get it. I'll start shaving the top early. Mm-hmm. Oh. When it does happen.

That's a good idea. Everyone's just like, it's already there. That is pretty smart, actually. But you had a big Gallagher look. Yeah, yeah. Because I wanted to, you know how like when it was, it was almost like, if I'm on like Jay Leno or Jimmy Fallon or something like that and you know how they'll pull up like a pick of you in high school or something.

Look, look how crazy I used to look. I wanted to just have a couple years when I was looking crazy and I could show people like, yeah, I used to look like. And then you can lie. You can say like I was a drug dealer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked like I was selling, I was like a Coke dealer

from Lebanon. That's amazing. Yeah. That's amazing. Wow. I just went, I just one day shaved my head, but it was pretty, I kept, I held on a little too long, I think.

Do you know that Larry David doesn't consider you a part of the bald community if you shave the head? Oh, really? He's like, you're like, you're not one of us. Is that your goat? I actually do love LD. Is that you're like, that's, you think he's the, kind of the imam? He's who we look to.

He's the dad. He's definitely one of them. Yeah. I think he's like obviously, the bald. He's definitely, I don't know, who's the top bald goats? The top bald go. I feel like you have to give it, even though he's fighting it, LeBron is a bald goat.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. LeBron is a bald goat, kind of the opposite spectrum. And it's just weird that all the people we're mentioning are the top people in their field. Isn't that weird? Isn't that strange and weird that bald kings are taking over every single thing that they touch? We're talking Jeff Bezos.

Yeah, Walter White. I never even thought about this. Yeah, Walter White, yes. Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Donald Trump counts because he was. was bald but he grew up i mean like he was born bald as a baby you know what i'm saying he's a hundred and he's the highest office in the land true yeah it's just there's something there i don't know

uh there's probably some boxers that didn't have any hair on their head yeah mike tyson mike tyson right he's now he's bald at least yeah you know my dad is not bald which makes he's not very good at construction like grandpa he's he's good at uh akito ikeedo oh shit is that this one he's a black Where you flip people? I think that's with weapons, too, right? It might be. You know, you do it against weapons. He lived in my parents.

My friend was obsessed with that, Quito, in elementary school. He had these meditation balls that he left. They were like these silver things, and you ring them. And then you sit there while they're ringing and you meditate. Oh, wow. He's weird as shit. And he's a balding guy. He's not that cool.

He doesn't know my, he thought my name was Crispin. He didn't know who I was, yeah. Your grandpa thought your name was looked like a Crispin. My name was when I was 21 years old. Wow. He was living with my family and I would go and visit for like holidays. And your immediate thought was like, oh, this guy's an asshole and not, oh, my grandpa has Parkinson's or. No, he's full like, he's completely there.

Except. He just doesn't. He just does not. He just does not give a shit. He doesn't care at all. I think that he's a weird ass dude. He doesn't. I hate to break this to you.

No, because he ran away. Yeah, my... No, he knows what he's doing. He ran away. Now we don't know where he is. Yeah, he has dementia. Yeah. No.

He's completely fine. I think that bald men also, I could be making this up. I think that we have some kind of like... I think we live longer than haired men. Oh, absolutely. Right. I feel like, you know, with this new tech coming out of like, you know, extending our lives, we are going to be...

There's going to be a group of bald men that are getting to 360 years old. I think we might be some of those in the first kind of group. Yeah. I also think that people say all the time, I'm like, oh, I don't want to get a hair transplant or whatever. But somebody will say, like, well, what if they made it so easy that it's like one day and it's just like instant or like you take one pill and grow back? It's like that to me is the same question as somebody being like, if you could upload your brain to a computer, would you do it? It's like I don't want to, I would lose myself entirely in the process. I would fear that I'd be a different person if I would.

I had a giant afro. Yeah. And what about the situation where it just doesn't stop, you know? Yeah, that would be the worst part about the first couple trials of that shit where like you're putting on like the, you're taking like the pills that grow your hair back and shit, but it only grows back in like rainbow or like it grows it back in a completely new length that you've never tried. I would either not do the surgery or I would get surgery all over my body to be Bigfoot. And there's the only two versions of it that I think that I could possibly do.

Because I don't want to go and get the robot. If I got the hair transplants, I'd also get the synthal in my arms to make it look like I'm super buff. Also, they take the hair from like your asshole instead. And like, I don't want to, trust me, I got enough. Is that true? Do you get to pick where they, you know, take the hair from? I don't think that they have to, well, because if you do multiple, you've tried it. If you do multiple places, then, like, you know, you have a part of your hair that looks like pubs and then a part of your hair that's normal hair.

Yeah, it looks like a cornfield from above, all the different crops and different squares. That could look awesome. Like, if you're a musician, I feel like that would help you out just in terms of looking. Cube mohawk. Yeah, yeah, like have different kind of patches. That would be, yeah. You're right. You kind of look like a quilt.

Yeah. That'd be cool. You know, I mean, not to get topical, but I'm thinking now, you know, who else is bald is aliens. Oh, that's right. And they're the best of traveling through space. And they like cornfields, too. Yeah. So it's kind of like it relates.

It's almost like we subconsciously, we're steering the conversation towards aliens. And aliens are the most advanced beings, again. Yeah, exactly. They don't have hair at all. And they're great. If we're headed that way already, then let me just push us right over the edge. How about this UFO that they have completely destroyed over the Alaskan airspace? There's been three of them and their objects.

Yep. And I'm like, what the hell is this? Yeah. They've been shooting down objects. I'm going to be completely honest. No idea. Have not paid attention to this new story at all. Well, here, I'll run it down for you.

Tell me everything about it. Basically, there were some objects. Yeah. They scrambled jets, which means flying them. And they shot the objects, and they closed airspace. No fucking way. But it wasn't... That's the whole story.

No way. I'm not lying to you. Genuinely, that's what happened. In Alaska, Canada, Michigan, and apparently China. In China as well? They said that. Well, but if I was China, if I was China and I was sending objects over, Yeah, we got one too.

Fuck me. Holy shit. You know, that's a clear, that's obvious, you know? Yeah. That's like if you're a serial killer and you're trying to avoid being caught, you kill yourself. Exactly. You kill your family. You go, no, my family got killed.

Who did this? Yeah. I heard an awful story about a serial killer the other day in Germany, which, so you know it's for real. In Germany, there was a serial killer called the lady with no face. And they kept every serial killing. scene, every murder scene, they would test the DNA. Not everyone, but a bunch of them, they'd be like, fuck, it was this

lady. Like, it was the same DNA every time. Uh-huh. And then they find out after like 15 years of trying to solve the murders of this serial killer that they think is the lady with no face, they find out that the DNA is from a lady who works at the DNA fucking factory making the test tubes.

Oh, she got her fingers in the... Yeah, she was dipping her fingers in the blood. She just was, like, too wet one day, like she was sweaty, or she was and she was just gooing all over all the stuff. Or, I mean, that's the best place to work if you're a serial killer. Well, that's true, you have a pretty rock-s-all-out-out.

Dexter? No, that's different. He kills, he's a good guy and he kills serial killers. Oh, he's a good guy with a gun? You thought that's what... What do you mean that was what Dexter's a gun? Dexter's job is he works at the investigation. He's a forensic analyst.

Yeah, the DNA person. He's not a DNA woman. He's a man, first of all, also. I mean, second of all, maybe. I was close enough You were far off You were out You were over there You were way over there

You were way out Not true Y'all need to do some molly therapy Together You guys need to do A psycho amount of molly together And record it on the pod With like some therapist

Like I'm honestly To hash this shit out You guys are beefing too much I know that it would be something Though if I did Molly with these two That it would pretty much Instantly become sexual I was just about to say

I think like you guys would be like Kind of rubbing and touching on each other. No, because I already get like that with Patrick if I just kind of watch too much TV in a day. So I think that Molly would affect my brain. If he has three beers, I get a swatim away. If I have half a cigarette and I've watched

and I have an episode of reality TV on, that is enough modulation of my brain that I start getting a little bit sexual with Patrick. When we have, yeah, when we record, I stand in the backyard until it's time and then as soon as we're done, I go back out there. Because I just, if I'm in, if these pheromones are coming at me, There's not, I mean, I'm, you know, I'm human.

I'm a man. We have a hypersexual workspace. Yeah, I do feel like in a past life. We've had 10 HR ladies quit on us because she just can't handle how much is going on between us. They open the file and they just, they vomit instantly. They can't even handle it. It's like the first day in some kind of, speaking of pharynx, analyst. We're like an HR like nightmare.

Nobody will handle it. Nobody literally, it's almost, it's almost an in joke in the HR community where they're like, You could always go work for them. People are like, hell no. No, we're not touching that. They're touching it. There's going to be some seriously bad articles about this whole thing in a couple years. Yeah, I know.

Written about us by us towards each other. We do a thing called harassment, rock, paper, scissors. We're kind of just going in a circle against each other. Against. Yeah. You know, when we travel, I only book us, when we get on a plane or something, I book us one seat. Wow. And then we have to just figure it out.

We just got to figure it out. It's also multiple times booked a hotel that's only got one bed. But luckily our bodies are perfectly made to stick like Legos to each other. So we just kind of pop on. But getting us, you know, you don't want to be the flight attenuous to pull us apart. I'll say that. Right. How do you guys sit?

Is it one person sits normal and then the two are like facing. One on each leg, yeah. Stacked sex sideways. Oh, shit. He sits like this. I sit facing him kind of cowgirl. Yeah, yeah. I'm in the middle.

I'm in between the guys. And I switch to which direction I'm facing. He sits like he got a BBO. Yeah, exactly. I was on a flight once, and there was somebody who had gotten a BBL in a foreign country for cheaper. And I was asleep, and I woke up to this lady was passed out in the middle of the aisle way. Whoa. Begging for a doctor on the plane, and she was, like, passed out, like, seizing out because she was, she was not supposed to, like, leave the country and get that high altitude yet.

Yeah. So she was, like, crying and, like, ah. And, like, she was on the phone with her boyfriend. Like, you shouldn't have fucking done this. Like, it was wild. But there was a doctor on the flight. Whoa, wow. Who helped her out and thank God she's okay.

She lived. Yeah, we keep in touch. And the butt was okay? The butt was great. Okay, good. The butt was good. Women go through so fucking much just to make our experience on Instagram just a little bit better. Shout out how amazing is that.

Shout out of all the women out there. They really do. They put on for us in a massive way. Speaking of all the ladies out there. there. We got some lists for your ladies at home for how to get a lady. That's true. I don't know how to transition. Listen, I'll hear. I'll handle it. So it's Valentine's Day. It was Valentine's Day. We're going to pretend it is Valentine's Day. And let me tell you something. Tell me. At least for me, Valentine's Day, one day of the year, I don't have a girlfriend.

I'm out on the hunt. Oh, yeah. Okay. I don't know. 364 days a year. 364 days, I'm monogamous. Well, here. Valentine's Day, I'm at the bars. I'm at the bars. I'm. I'm at the museums. I'm at the... You're micro-dosing. I'm at J-Night. I'm in the lake.

Whoa, my mic just went out. I'm in the lake. You're in the bottom of the lake. You're in the lake. I'm trying to find a woman. I'm chained up at the bottom of the lake. Let's ask our... Listen, Nate, you're like...

I feel like you're pretty legendary... Uh... When it comes to, like, basically game. Uh-huh. You know? Oh, yes. I feel like you have some of the, if not the most advanced techniques, you're a developer of a developer of,

a lot of them. So like I guess what is your history with basically like getting, with getting pussy and smelling it? Well, basically I am one of the most sexual beings on planet Earth. And a lot of people look at me and they say, hmm, I don't, I don't think this guy is like sexy, he's kind of like fugly, but when they smell. Who calls you fugly? A lot of people in my DMs are really coming at me.

Damn. That's so not right. But when they come near me and they feel that energy and that cosmic connection and those pheromones, yeah, I might smell like shit, but you like it. Yes. But it's like, it's kind of a shitty pheromone. But do you put that, so when you say you smell like shit, are you rolling around in shit? Do you spray it on yourself or is that on natural? I just have never wiped once in my life never once.

Why would you? And I let it just kind of just like a cast iron pan. Yep. Treat the booty hole like a cast iron pan. Yep. You know, there's that guy. That's giving me like a visceral, like, reaction. A caked-on booty, like, that's...

But over time, you know, it kind of merited. It looks exactly like a cast iron. Yeah. Also, it would... There's a video of some guy restoring it with, like... One of those Facebook videos, it's like a power washer. You have to heat it up and put hot old on. Disgusting cake-down ass transformed.

Well, you guys know... Looks brand new. You guys know about that guy in... I think it was Iran, who was, like, 95 years old, and he had never had a shower in his life, and then he took a shower, and then he died. No. Yeah, he had never had a shower.

He would, he literally smoked. Well, it's a good thing he didn't have a shower earlier then. Yeah. Wouldn't have lived so long. He looked like a mud man. He would smoke, he loved smoking cigarettes, but then when he ran out of cigarettes, he would smoke his own poop out of the body.

And then, and he was like, people were like, you have to wash yourself. And he was like, no, it'll make me sick. And then eventually they wore him down. He was like, okay, I'll take a shower. So he takes a shower. He gets clean, like 90 days later. Dead.

That's probably the guy they based Shrek off from the movie. Well, yeah. But also, but it's a little, I mean, he could have just lived forever, you know. True. I think he'd kind of fossilized himself and created a protective layer. So I think if you're doing that with your ass, probably some good news. You may attract women. This guy attracted the news from all over the world.

That's how you get girls. Probably a lot of female reporters, too. Well, maybe not in Iran. Yeah, maybe not that. Yeah, but maybe from the world. But so this is, you're using pheromone technology. Absolutely.

But some people don't have pheromone technology, which is what we've learned. And here's some information from these guys that we found. You are so bad at it. Y'all, we're talking Riz. Talking Riz today.

Riz, or as it formerly was called, pick-up artistry. And here's a list of things. things that you can do for pickup artistry. First of all, talk about your fit here. It's from a pickup artist forum. Can you please talk about your fit, you know, Patrick? What happened was we were reading through these things, and then I became completely...

Whoa. Damn, wait. Okay. Cameron is doing something called peacocking, which is what you can learn about on the pickup artist. What happened was we were reading on these pickup artists. Cameron Fedder Riz, y'all. Is that your block this year? Cameron Fetter Riz. Okay.

It's dropping. All right. I'm excited. We read all these. I got completely indoctrinated. I am now a pickup artist entirely. You're nothing else. No.

I'm basically after this episode, I'm gone. You're dead? Dead to podcasting, but then I'm alive in PUA lifestyle. Okay. So here's a list of things you can do, pick up artistry. Before we begin, though, I just want to say I've been trying some new PowerPoint templates. I can see that. What do you think of this?

This looks great. I'm just now noticing that this is a witch kind of themed one. Is that kind of a comment? It was the first one that I found. Okay. This witch. But what were you going to say? Is this a,

are you commenting on how basically, uh, SJW culture has turned a lot of these women into kind of witches, kind of old hags? I wasn't, but holy fuck. Yeah, that's pretty mind-blowing.

That's symbolism as fuck. Love symbolism. Also, I tried to join the PUA forums. I tried to make an account so I could talk to these guys and her name, Gangst Delicious, and they did not. Except me.

Really? I have not gotten the... When you say they didn't accept you, they didn't let you make an account or they shunned you when you did. I have not gotten a confirmation email. Okay. Wow.

Or anything yet. That is so sad. That is a shame. It's fucked up. But here's the first thing. People you model yourself after... Oh, shit, I can't read that. Make it full screen.

Make it full screen. You can't make it full screen. You won't be able to see it. In terms of people that you... Damn, I should have made this way. It's bigger to see. In terms of people you look up to that improve your everyday mannerisms, conversations, and overall personality, who do you look up to and why? For me personally, I love Alec Baldwin's character on 30 Rock.

He maintains a dominant calm but still human personality who's just interesting from hearing him say words, let alone anything else. I've heard a lot of Tyler Durden, although I haven't seen Fight Club. I'll take my bets that's it at the least a decent movie. At least a decent movie, a decent movie, Fight Club. The greatest movie ever made. Five stars out of five stars, ten stars out of ten stars, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I do understand being attracted to Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock. In 30 Rock? Mm-hmm. What? Does he ever tap that ass?

It's a will they won't they. Oh, man. I've never seen it. But he gets it on with Sama Hayek. That he does do that. Samaheyek. He has amazing Riz in that show. He does. Which is what they're talking about here is guys with amazing Riz that they model themselves after. 30 Riz techniques. 30 or is. And then this next one, style, intelligent

and socially well calibrated. I think that's another pickup artist named style. Oh, okay. Style's a good name. Or it's the type of style guide. No, no,

I've seen that there is a guy. Name style? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the forum? No, no, he's like, there's a couple of people, Derek Dark, I think, is one of them. Mystery?

There's maybe mystery, I don't know. Yeah, that's the VH1, like, famous. Oh, yeah. You do have the reality show. He's going to come up later in this slide show. Spoiler. Dexter Morgan Mysterious and Humble Missing Throat

Now that's Dexter from Dexter isn't it Yeah What you thought was a DNA But apparently Pickup Artist Wizard Can we just appreciate how incredible that is That we already had Dexter Morgan That is pretty incredible

That's called synchronous So what I'll say about this About Dexter being on here I watched two episodes of Dexter Because my girlfriend wanted to watch it It's horrible But the second episode is about him A girl wants to have sex with him

And his whole thing is he's like a psychopath who feels no emotion or whatever. And he's like, I don't want to have sex with you. Please don't have sex with me. And then he does anyway. That's called reverse. That's fucking pickup artistry. That's genius. That is Riz.

That's genius. That is Riz. Do not have sex with me. I feel no emotion. I'm a killer. I'm a crazy serial. That's been my recent technique. I'm a crazy serial killer and my name is Dexter Morton.

And they go, so you're famous. So then Don Draper, a real. man, Arnold Schwarzenegger, persistent and successful. Royce Gracie, UFC champion, underdog with family values. The Gracie family, they're an amazing, amazing family. Then we got, nothing can beat the power of a mixed character. I combine them. Example, the combination of Tom Cruise Mystery and Alec Baldwin.

A lot of Alec Baldwin on here. But this came out in 2011, what is this, 7, 2009. This is before There's tragic shooting Yeah, long before Before anyone even could conceive That he would even hold a gun To a woman's head

Did you have to shoot a Democrat Couldn't you shot a Republican? Really? Like what is that about? Like why do you have to shoot somebody Who's on our side? Or like a corrupt politician Maybe even not even a citizen

Or just like there's enough people She was a firearms lady Yeah, exactly Maybe you just skip the whole Democrats and Republicans all together And maybe do a Democrat or Republican from a different country. Yeah, or at least somebody, like,

just don't shoot like a registered voting Democrat. Definitely. That just feels like a waste. Yeah. Kind of, and that, yeah, the numbers, they matter. Yeah, Alec Baldwin, I know you're watching this shit. I know you're watching this shit from your cell. He's watching this from his cell right now.

I did, I saw him put the Joy Tactics episode on his Instagram story. I did see that. Yeah, he's one of the fans. We're trying to get him on the pod right now. It's kind of like tough. You think so? Yeah. I mean, you know, watch out.

I'll say that one. He kills us all. He's a complete murderer now. He's a psycho now. He did it. He got a taste for it. He was like, that was locally awesome. I actually loved doing that.

This last person, Bamargera for me. Ultimate Risk. Ultimate Risk. And I'm seeing the name on here, Gangs Delicious. I thought they didn't let you make an account, Patrick. That is Soil Worker.

That is from Soil Worker. Hold on. Let me read some of the names of the last video. I forgot about the names here. worker, Bamargera, the last person here. Motherfucker 2000. Okay, that's pretty cool.

I hope that's not the year he's born. He probably means it literally motherfucker. Oh, yeah. The next thing, the next thing about pickup artistry, how to fucking dress. Look at this. Look at mystery right now.

Please. Look at that swag. Yeah, look at how amazing. See, he's doing something called peacocking, which Cameron picked up on pretty much immediately with this big LED hat that says, let me hit. Let me hit

Girl, let me hit Girl, can I please hit it? See? I don't even have to say anything When I walk up to that girl You walk up, you just tip your hat? Girl, do you mind if I hit it slow? Wait, and it's so slow.

Girl, let me hit that. Yeah, okay. And it's also going reverse, by the way. He's doing a double peacocking here. Girl, let me hit that in this beautiful lion shirt Right here. You think that's a lion? Tiger.

Okay, see, well, that and that, that's a teaching moment because that is how you start a conversation. Exactly. You wait for a girl. to say something stupid. Yeah. No, you go up,

you say something stupid. So he's got this. You say, I like your lion shirt. She says, seriously, you think there's a lion? It's a tiger.

And I say, I know, but now you're talking to me. Do you think that? And now I'm going to hit that. Do you think that you can peacock a little too hard? Like, if I were to show up in a bar,

like, completely drenched in, in, like, pig blood and, like, to start growling. There's no such thing as going too hard. See, okay.

Do you think that works? Female psychology, God made females, he made them to basically think the opposite of what a guy would think. So you walk in, right? Interesting. If you walk in covered in Pigsblood, I'm saying,

I will not be fucking that guy. Right. I'm thinking about most guys who walk in. And girls are sitting there like this. But girls are sitting there like this. So whatever a guy would think, the girl's singing the opposite. So you're going to keep that in mind.

That's kind of interesting, and I never ever heard that shit before. So with the Pigsblood, they're going to go, they're basically going to ravenously, they're going to say, let me clean you off. Ooh. Oh, shit. Oh, damn.

Wow. So Cameron goes for a more casual stuff. See, I'm a classic man. Also, I got the case in me. I'm a classic man. You can be, Jadena, by the way, number one pickup artist, maybe whoever lives. Number one. That's what I would put for my pickup artist influences.

Style Jadena. Lyrics Jadena. So I got this classic blazer that fits me perfectly. You see that? Wow. Well, that shows off your sleeves. Shows off my sleeves on my white turtleneck right here. I got the head.

I look a little, you know, I mean, I look a little conservative, right? you wouldn't look at me and think oh this man is peacocking right what you wouldn't say oh this man's peacocking not necessarily i guess not yeah i guess i'd say he's hitchcocking classic classic wait wait for it i got a gun on me wow all times that's when the girls behave you them digits yep yeah they come up they say let me can i can i give it to him yeah oh i give them the gun if you don't like me kill me away if you don't like me kill me if you You don't want to fuck me, just go ahead and kill me. Yeah, if you don't like this pickup line, just go ahead and shoot me.

Are you from Tennessee? Are you from Tennessee? Because Jamaica can be crazy. I fucked it up. It's not loaded. That is great. So they know that I'm psycho. It's great to be carrying around something that's kind of a prop that you can use to start a conversation.

Because I actually, I have something like that too. Can you hold my mic for me? So. what I do is I walk up to a girl and I usually, I have this on me and I walk up to her and I walk up and I hold this shirt up and I say, you like this shirt?

Uh-huh. And she says, yeah, because who's going to say now? Of course. And I say, me and my friends made this shirt. Damn. The merch. It says merch. Yeah.

I have merch. Wow. Yeah. I also, I got some items for you guys too, for you guys to, I mean, you're already decked out right now. but you do look incredible you look amazing I got you this you can put on over I don't think I'll be putting that on

why not it's covered in things no that's dirt from the ground right here can you explain what that is this is an Austin Powers costume okay for Halloween but don't you think that that is because okay so real quick can we go around and just say if we were doing our perfect

Riz God techniques I would want the charisma of Austin Powers The style of Jadena and probably the sense of humor of Andy Sandberg. Yeah. Right? Wow. I would probably go for, I'm for more of like a working class perspective rather than celebrities. So I would say maybe like the style and elegance of a bellhop combined with the politeness of a chauffeur, but also maybe the gruffness, toughness of a construction worker and the intelligence of an author.

Wow. And I don't even need to pick specific people. I would also go charisma of Austin Powers. Yeah. Maybe the confidence of Fat Bastard. Okay. The jewelry of gold member. Oh, yeah.

And then the style of Dr. Evil. And MiniMe ain't even in this at all? Yeah. Well, I had all these things I was going to give up. Then I realized there's a lot of dust and dirt back here. Yeah, don't touch them. What would you? Yeah, what about you?

I'd just be straight up Biden, Joe Biden. Straight Joe Biden all over. And every form personality look, hit dick size, whatever. He definitely. has a huge one. Oh, my goodness. Could you imagine getting dick down by Biden? Amazing.

By the goat? Amazing. His just sputtering tip of his penis, like an old fucking car. Why do you think he can't speak right? All the blood's going down there. Because he's fucking nutting every second because he has some kind of hooked up thing

and he's got hot babes in the other room pressing a button electronically making him come. Could be. So here's a. style guide from some of the members of this forum. I try to dress a bar casual. Nice dress shirt, low jeans, and I have an

LED belt as one of my peacocking items, which flashes stop staring at my penis. But it's kind of broke down. Very, and I'm really glad that you, what does this one say? I'm glad that you have the hat because you're basically doing exactly

what this guy tells you to do. It's a demonstration, right? And what does this say? You're going to say it. Pussy rubber? Yup. That's fire. I'm rubbing it. It's changing.

I've got an app. Oh, my. We told you you weren't going to expect this hat. I know you weren't going to believe it. That is so wild. That is about to blow up 100%. Could you imagine dying while it said pussy rubber on it? It explodes.

The last picture. It's like scanners. Like parts of my face are coming towards the camera. Because in legally, we have to consider that your last words. Yeah. This next person says, I dress expensively, I peacock when I walk through the mall and grocery store, dress lax, dry clean only type, high-end shoes,

and a button-up shirt with sleeves unbuttoned and rolled just below my elbows. Unless I'm wearing a suit top. No tie, leave the collar button loose. At night, I wear a glow-stick necklace and or blinking LED necklace. If you're on the prowl, I try to be head-to-toe, head-and-eat-toeat, shoulders above all others night and day Joshua

Muff buster is that his name? Joshua Muffbuster and that last person was shaft Wow This next one is from Johnny Rage I dress cool and trendy L.O.L. Such a bad word I usually wear big belt buckles

and edible jewelry That is a man down Big belt buckles in it Yeah Eat my bracelet You want to eat this ice Yeah Check that out.

That may look like gold. Dude, edit it a little bit. Edible earrings. Johnny Dang laced me up with the full fucking... A wrist made of tums. Just eat them off. Then this next one, this is for midnight.

Should have an edible hat. Midnight says, I once dressed like a smurf. I come from a fancy dress party. I taught myself blue with food dye and had a white smurf hat. Blue shirt and white pants. I strolled straight into the club

as stunned bouncers and patrons. Damn. Not only was I the center of attention of all night, but paid for no drinks and got felt up constantly by HB. 1 to 10. What's HB? Hot bitches? It's like the scale that you rate women on.

Yeah. HB 1 to 10. Okay. Being an AFC, I accomplished nothing, though. What a waste. Women love a 6 foot force. Dude, can you imagine your, sitting at the club, right, and then just

like door bus open, saloon door for some reason, in walks a giant smurf, dirt off your shoulder, Jay-Z, pt-to-do-do-do-do-d-do-d-do-d-do-d- He's doing like... Right, he's just fucking strut, the bouncer's just jaw-dropping. Women are screaming. Yeah, he's like playing that.

Yeah, everybody has something in their mouth that it just falls out. There's a prop and champagne on him. Yeah, this is the type of club that's got, like, food. Yeah. They got barbecs and stuff. Imagine, I start choking on a chicken wing and I die,

nobody notices because there's a giant smirk. Everybody, everybody was on the, every pickup artist has been reading this forum, right? You walk in with your beats pill, you're playing dirt off your shoulder, you're smurfed up, you walk in, there's like five other smurfs already in there. They all read the same place.

Hell not. But then you can start party and you start ordering, duce. All the smurfs dancing together. We didn't even know each other before that night. And then all of a sudden you're fucking blowing backs out. I'll say that much. Oh my God.

This next one I don't really have to read it Not that good Okay But here's some photos These are photos from Ziggy I guess this is Ziggy He looks so good That's the name of my cat

Damn And this is the motley crew of real social dynamics Oh, some 41 Papa Xenis Tyler Durden Dreamweaver The One Sick Boy, Playboy Playboy L.A. and 26 Amazing

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This is stuff you say to women. These almost seem like ads for, like, looking for. No. No, these are spells, though? Money increasing in lottery spells. Okay. Spells with quick results called Dr. Madonna. Others may notice a tingling sensation in the fingertips

or lightheadedness that causes a smile or outright laughter. I have noticed that before. When I watch TV, sometimes I do get it. I feel the urge to smile and laugh with some lightheadedness. It's guessing a spell on you. These spells work so well that somebody kissed three girls in one night just by being confident due to the spells

and Rachel touched their hand. Rachel touched his hand? Dude, Rachel's in HB9. Holy shit. So now that I'm a pickup artist, you can contact me. Here's my phone number and my LinkedIn. And that is my email address. And that's just a photo I took earlier.

Thank you so much, that's good. Yeah, wow. That was a great tutorial. So now that we know. It's a new email site I've made up. That's awesome. Now that we know, now me and Cameron can kind of go into our pickup artist journeys. And you can too, Nate.

Well, you are all right. We've been over this. Yeah. You are one of the. You are completely alleged dairy guy status. That's why we wanted you on because we knew that you were such a flying. You're riszing up this fly. There's a fly coming on me and I'm like, hey, fly.

Do you mind if I hit it slowly? So slow that I'm in slow motion and you think that I'm kind of frozen. But I'm actually like really just. All movement to the fly is going to feel like slow motion because time slows down. So when you're hitting it, there ain't no such thing as going to pound town with a fly. If you're big If you're big If you say the way I do it

Dude yeah The experience of shrinking down To have fast sex With a fly Would be Otherworldly To bust instantly Shrink down bust

It Come back Damn Oh shit Good God And you know flies are nasty Oh my god They got eight eyes

Because they're always Walking around like this They're like I can see it from the back In the friend I'm gonna fuck a human guy They're so nasty they'll eat your vomit right in front of you They always try to get in the poop too

Yeah Which I don't play that fly No no no not for me I draw the line at number one I do not go into the number two world No thank you All right So here's

These are just some things I found on this pickup artist's form I thought were kind of interesting Yeah you didn't do a whole weird thing I didn't do like a strange kind of thing Yeah so you can see I didn't even with the theme at all. Maybe you should try. Well, see, I'm doing what's a pickup barter's tactic that's called Not Given a Fuck.

Yeah. Whoa. Not, or even more specifically, not giving a motherfucker. Yeah. Whoa. See, Patrick. Not given a motherfucker, but fucking some mothers. I think I may have focused too much on the peacocking.

You did, so what you did, too, you did something that's called being thirsty. Damn. Which I'm not trying to blow up your spot here, but if you're desperate. I wish I'd learned this before from you. A girl is going to kick you to the curb, she's going to jill to. It's like in an MMO RPG, you put all your points into the peacocking when you should have put like 10 and thirstiness. Definitely.

Definitely. True. I've fucked up today, y'all. It's a, hey, another day. Well, you know what? It's actually next year that you're going to get another chance. Okay. It's only one Valentine's Day year.

So it's actually kind of is a big deal. It's kind of really bad. Game is like playing a Yu-Gi-Card game. Shit. Game is like playing Yu-Gi-O cards. Play your cards right, and you win her hard. card in the end. Except instead of cards, you have one-liners and gambits. You have to say the right things in the right way at the right time, just like you have to play the right combination

of cards in the correct sequence in this card game. And he actually attached a few pictures to explain why a game is like playing Yu-Giote. See, if someone told me about game first and then told me it was like Yu-Gio, I would have knocked it out of the park. Yeah, yeah. So this is going to help you out here about how it's like Yu-Gio. When the girl has her bitch shield up, the PUAs go like, Neck card, Disqualified card, False time constrate card. Game over, bitch. Hand over your vagina.

Oh, my God. That's heavy. And then the other one is a Magic the Gathering binder, and all the cards are labeled with sticky notes that say, I'm bored, entertain me slave. The only reason I find you attractive is because you remind me of my ex and lame. Damn. So these are like different cards you play.

I didn't realize that this is how I had to play it. I'm playing it more like a sport. Yeah, no, it's definitely more like a card game. I just dress up and then I hold my gun. in the club and no one comes up to me they can clear the club out. The gun is a card. Yeah, I'm standing in the club like this and everyone screams and runs.

That's so fucking weird. Except for the weird. The one super freak girl though comes up to you when you're doing that. Yeah, damn. And she says, Put down your weapon. Put down your fucking weapon. Put your hands up. I'm going to fucking put you in jail. She's a freak. She tried to get the handcuffs out.

Yeah. Oh, you weird. She's wearing all blue too. Yeah. Which is your favorite Tom and Jerry game? That's amazing. Get into the game. New forum members start here, general questions. My top list of Tom and Jerry games are listed below.

One, Tom and Jerry and Jerry and Refrigerators. Two, Tom and Jerry Classroom Cleanup. Three, Tom and Jerry Tales. From all of these games, Tom and Jerry Tales takes is my mind favorite. I mostly played this game when I am in funny mood. Which one is yours? Reply. Damn, so.

And then the signature that says online kids games. This is on the pickup artist? We got two, we found two completely different corners of this world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I found, I feel like we've only scratched the surface of this website. I think what happened is that probably this person was a child and Googled a game forum. Like, a spitting game. Which could actually be very powerful to teach a child how to pick up one. Oh, my God.

Because imagine how much that skill is going to develop by the time they're an adult. They need some different type of information because they're all on this Andrew Tate bullshit right now. And they need some people really being honest about game. They need more time and Jerry type shit. You could, now that I'm looking at you, bald, right? And amazingly good looking and successful and rich. How are you, I'm not going to even say that you could be. I'm saying, how are you not the Andrew Tate replacement in the positive direction?

That's so, that's such a good fucking point. Right? I think I definitely could kind of take over that. I think maybe I should move to a foreign country. Do something of inspirational right now. He left a power voice. Do something inspirational. Say something inspirational for the young viewers out there.

Look directly at the camera. Which camera right here? Right there, yeah. Yo, if you're a young man right now and you're alone and you're single and you're trying to hook up and you're trying to date, you know what I'm saying, what I want you want you to do is you don't need to be mean. You don't need to be, you know, aggressive, agro, and alpha. you just need to be yourself okay and you need to be you and I don't care if women hate you

they don't like you they think you suck they think you're weird they think you're a fucking loser and they're saying that to your face constantly you just need to just be you even if that person is a bad person or you suck you just have to keep going with it until you find somebody who kind of accepts you and that might take a long time an extreme dreamly long time for you to find somebody who can kind of put up with that bullshit but you're going to get it eventually and

yeah so be your soul's like that was I was really trying to be inspiration we're going to go you know we're going to see that on a TikTok or on a short term boom do and there's going to be like Lamborghinis

yeah you're all going on and that song's like subway servers in the bottom yeah it's going to be amazing oh my god I got to go we're we got to go fast through these Okay. Too much cocky, not enough comedy. I'm finding that when interacting with a set, I come off as cocky and arrogant and not very funny.

I've never been a really funny guy. Any ideas on how to dial up the humor? The show California Cation is a perfect example of mixing arrogance and humor, but even after watching the entire first season, I still can't seem to produce. Any other good shows or movies out there I can watch to get some examples? Thanks, guys. I would say that the highest-RIS possible fictional character is probably the Big Lebowski. Yeah.

women are attracted to him straight out. Definitely. 100%. Hi, Shake Anzo. I'm still quite new here, but I hope I can help. I'm not very good at being cocky, but I'm okay when it comes to making people laugh. I think the best thing you can do is watch a lot of funny stuff.

Most importantly, laugh at what you find funny and develop a sense of humor. I watch Simpsons every weekday and two episodes on a Saturday if I'm home. I really enjoy it and find the humor interesting and how it makes me laugh. Some other good shows are friends. My name is Earl, King of Queens. Everybody Loves Raymond. Will and Grace, Frasier, Futurama, Family Guy, Tom and Jerry,

Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, etc. By watching shows like these on a regular basis, you will soon pick up structures on how to produce your own humor. Dude, walking up to a girl in... Yeah, doing Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duffet stuff. But there's a very, an amazing entry here, which is Family Guy.

You pull up to the clam act like... Ooh. Well, you don't want to pull up to the clam acting like Peter because Peter's going to be like, hey, what's up? Jacking my swag. That's true. Oh, damn. The family guy in person.

Impressions. We're saving them. We were saving them for you. That was so amazing, man. Two things that I did to dial up my funny art. One, take an improv class slash join an improv club. These are great ways to help you think on your feet in a funny way. And if you cannot join a class or club, look up on YouTube for how to improv.

There's a pretty good series on there somewhere. And also buy a book on improv. Buy a mirror and practice. That's what you have to do. You have to buy the UCB 101 manual. I want to take an improv class where every dude in there is looking like mystery. They're trying to do scenes where they're like Hooking up

Yeah See a lot of whips You look like fucking shit girl Yeah It's the first line of every scene You could do even improv pickup lines Yeah You could be like yeah I'm

I could make that object work You know something like Oh wow That is good Yeah I want you to be my scene partner Yeah that's right Yeah something like that Seam partner, no hot topic.

That's what I would say. Damn. Yeah. I'm gonna get my Dill. I never seen no partner like you. You're gonna get what? I'm gonna get my Dill close to you. Oh, yeah.

Show you videos of me fucking on my trampoline. Oh, wow. I want to take you to a second city. Ooh. Damn. I'm trying to think that. Kind of trying to go to Paris. Yeah.

I think that you should be in the Improv Olympics girl. I want to have sex with you a thousand times and you give birth to a bunch of little groundlings. Yes. Yes, that's good. I'm going to fuck you so crazy that they have to put me in an asylum. Or put you in an asylum. I don't know. Both maybe.

Probably both of those. And then we fuck in the asylum, too. That's amazing. Improv asylum. How to set yourself apart from all the other guys? And this is by a Bart M. Okay. That's important.

Well, I don't have enough experience to say all nines are like that. But today I saw this gorgeous girl, absolute model, nicely dressed, nice teeth, big boobs, high heels smelled good. Good. She was doing something on her phone. I think texting Uber. I said, hey, I was just over there and I noticed you were checking me out. She didn't even bother looking at my eyes. She kept looking at her phone being disrespectful. I asked her name. She said it. I said, are you Indian? She said, no. I said, where are you from? She didn't respond. She didn't respond to me once. She was on her phone all this time. I understand why this happens. I am just like that other guy that approached her five minutes ago, who was just like that other guy that approached her five minutes ago. But what's the solution to this? How do you approach such girls? How do you get rid of the bitch shield? Or it's better to just walk away. And hear what people have to say to Bart.

Bart, I've found out, is somewhat of a character on this form. People know Bart, and they address him very directly. All right. Let me see. Bart! We'll look past the conversation. As you already know, your words were weak. That's fucked.

Bart, you have yet to develop the confidence, courage, and fervor to attract women of high quality. Whoa. Bart, you're missing the point. Lay off on Bart. Come on. I thought I exiled Bart a lot. long time ago at the time of his mental breakdown by highlighting his inaction by offering my help. Looks like we're both back in town. You're not a lion. You're a field mouse. Very much low on

the food chain. Kill on Bart. Bart, did you try boxing yet? Bart, have you picked up a musical instrument? Bart, did you try improv? Bart, were you actually thinking of asking her if she was Steven Spielberg or was that a zany joke? Bart, are you for real? Bart, have you learned to respect women yet and stop calling the bitches? Bart, could it be? That's why they have a shield when they see you? Bart, why did you approach a nine when you were smelly and sweaty? Bart, why do you give women numbers when you don't even, when you don't even know who you are. Bart, Bart, why are you trying to be discreet? Discrete. Bart, sorry, bro. Didn't mean to upset you. Where are you located, Bart? I can see your potential, Bart. I can. Bart, I have a challenge

for you. Break the chain, Bart. Bart's problems arise out of the fact that, well, his name's Bart. Well, now we're getting somewhere, Bart. Keep going, Bart. I play music, Bart. It's what I do. It's what I love. You were going to die one day, Bart. Remember that. Oh, my God. Poor Bart. Bork got fucked up, dude. I mean, the guy in the pickup artist forums that everyone's like, oh, you're fucking...

Everyone calls by their name. Fuck you, Bart. Here, you can do yours. All right. I can go to my thing. So I found a different... Real quick, this is... I found this one on the pickup artist subreddit.

This is a hooter game. Can you move that over? Somehow I got moved over. You can just scroll. There's a scroll bar at the bottom. Hi, all. This will be my first post here. How do you guys approach a hooter waitress?

I mean, hired gun game is a whole other level was thinking of ordering something and starting from there. That's a great opening. I was like, that's probably the number one way. I think so. I think you got it. Yeah.

Like, he already figured it out. He doesn't need any advice. But I just thought that that was some good advice. Okay. So as far as a pickup artist form, I focused on NLP and hypnotic seduction, which NLP stands for, fuck, I already forgot it.

It's right there. Oh, yeah, neurolinguistic programming. So it's basically hypnosis. It's hypnotizing women through something called sequences. So they tell you, like, do this and then this and then this, and then you can have sex with this girl. What's crazy about this is I've heard of this, but not from pickup artists, because I downloaded a 900-page e-book about how the government is keeping slaves. Yeah, it's basically, NLP is very popular with the New World Order. Yeah.

I didn't know that. So let's check out some of these posts. So this one is Make Her Come Without Touch Her. Hey, guys, it's my first post here, and I want to ask you something. Once I had read about a very strong technique, which allowed the user to make the air. HB come without even touching her using anchors, NLP, and chakras to do this. Of course, when I studied about this, I wasn't even aware of what an anchor is, so I thought it was bullshit. Now, I want to ask you, do you know a technique or something similar to this?

And I'm not talking about shades hypnosis, but just using pure NLP, I know it's possible. And this is a pretty common question. What is an HB? I don't remember what it stands for, but it's a hot bitch, right? Yeah, it's probably something like that. But I find that they use kind of more scientific terms than you would think. Okay. And then this is basically the exact same post. Make woman cream anytime she thinks of me.

Is there any way to covertly hypnotize a woman to do the following? Cream any time she thinks of me and have the most intense orgasm of her life every five seconds when we're in bed. I think there is a sect of the CIA that is working on this. This is what they were doing MK Ultra to make people go fight in Vietnam. And then they were like, oh, wait, no, we should be doing this. They're going to be doing this because I'm busing. And then they invented this whole other section.

of the there literally is like a whole conspiracy theory thing about the monarch program that's exactly like yeah

it's like literally that's the same hypnosis thing but it's for so they can have I will say I don't want to I don't want to jump

too far into this but I will say that there are parts of this that are so dangerous that I'm not even sure I want to talk about there are some secrets

that are going to be revealed here some sensor bars flying into the video for sure blow job pattern does anybody know it and this is from Romeo 7 blow job

I was expecting nobody's no There's not a blowjob. Oh, this is all the way back in 2007. Yeah, dude. So the level of techniques have gotten to now, 16 years later. And this one has a script. This is, there are three types of DJ.

Okay, don't say this out loud here. I don't want to give you a blowjob right now. Well, no, you can, you play the girl. Okay. So this is the one, this is the one interesting blowjob pattern. I think this might work. Number one, ask her about anything she really loves to eat. Number two, describe the sensation of eating that food and amplify with gustatory gusto.

Number three, link it. your dick using a, quote, dick point. Okay, try it out. All right. Try it on me. Hey, Cameron, what do you love to eat? Something that really makes you salivate just by thinking of it. Chocolate cake.

Mmm, chocolate cake. Mmm, that's yummy. I don't know if you can imagine sucking into one sweet, delicious, juicy chocolate cake. Now, mm, can you taste the sweetness of the cake, swishing inside your mouth? Mm, so tasty. Doesn't that give you lots of pleasure and happiness? Just think about that.

I bet if there were a chocolate cake here now, you'd want it in your mouth, point to Dickie. So then I'm like, so does that make you want to blow me? I am spending all my energy right now to not leap across the table. I am throwing my cock in your mouth. I'm shaking, to be honest. I can see. So I wouldn't try that out of him, though.

Suck Caleb's dick. It might be too powerful. Speaking of too powerful, by the way. Okay. Okay, so this is where we get into sort of the ancient secret knowledge. Okay. Yes. All right.

so this is from the profit in 2012 second thread I've read in which someone has recommended October man it's banned for a reason guys it's a forbidden technique because of how damaging it is stop suggesting it to people until you understand it's dangerous I didn't even scratch the surface of this website so October man dude I saw October man and I was like

that's kind of weird and then I saw it a couple more times so like here stop this shit already the October man is forbidden It is that way for a very good reason. The pattern is extremely dangerous and in most cases, very destructive. You should know that posting any links about forbidden patterns will have consequences. I'm not a whiny bitch, so I won't call the mods,

but if they find out, they will be pissed. Okay, so I tried to look up October Man, and I found an e-book. The October Man's scene. Whoa. The mystery. That looks fucking dangerous. That girl could be dead.

This needs to be adapted into a feature-length film. It has to. The Octoberman with Daniel Craig. Yeah. Are you kidding me? HBO Max original. Unfortunately, it was $6.99 and it was a premium in the book, so I didn't read it. We'll get into it another day.

Yeah, no, but I think that, but I would caution anybody who dares research the October Man. This is hidden, forbidden kind of national, national treasure level. It says the mystery. No, it's a mystery what could be the October Man sequence. Oh, okay. I will say, I looked it up and kind of confusing to make it. Generally, it's about basically hypnotizing a woman into thinking that if she doesn't have sex with you, she will die. Oh, my God.

That is basically what it is. Oh, my God. That sounds dangerous. It does sound really dangerous. And people have tried it. Fucked up with a girl. This is from Hercules. So I told this girl I wanted to have anal sex with her and told her through text messages and she was stunned.

She was like WTF and said, why would I say that? I told her that's how I felt when I thinked about her. She was like, why do you say that and it's awkward talking to me now? I told her, what do you think? What should I do? Should I just not talk to her anymore? I haven't seen her in four months and then decided to tell her. Did I mess up?

She was like, don't tell a girl that and other stuff. Any advice? I haven't talked to her in four months. And then he just said, I want to have anal sex with you. Yo, what up? I haven't seen, when was this, 2010? I haven't seen you at Blockbuster in a minute. This guy's had a pretty serious journey as a PUA.

Really? Really? Yeah. So he wants to use an NLP to stop being obsessed. I'm assuming it's the same girl. Must be. I want to stop being obsessed with this girl. What NLP techniques can I use so I could stop being obsessed?

I'm really obsessed. I always think about her and I even tried love spells, which don't work, and I was doing it out of ignorance. A lot of spells. At least he can admit he was doing it out of ignorance. This guy had a tragic end to his story, right? Because watch this. Hercules, October Man's sequence. Post-redacted for breaking it.

Holy shit. So he literally tried to ask for the sacred knowledge and they boomed him. They took him off the face of the fucking damn. So this shit is getting fucking real. This stuff has to work, right?

This is like pyramid level style, geometric structure. I'm seeing mandolas. There's going to be tool playing and shit. Listen, yeah. Because I can tell you anything that's ending with man like this slender man.

The bye-bye man, which I shouldn't even say. Don't even say that. Bloody Mary, man. Yeah. Candy man. Candy man. So this next person, I think... October is Halloween as well.

Correct. I think this next person used the October man sequence. No, never mind. This is creating own time or dirty. Yeah, you heard me. Lately, I've been thinking about creating a whole different person that becomes me when I only wear an earring. Good thing I never pierced my ear before,

so I have to pierce my ear on top of my ear. So that's going to be quite painful. And time I've pierced my ear time. my other identity will born and when I wear my earrings he will become me he is absolutely alpha but most importantly he can do some nasty shits he don't give a little shit about others

he is true asshole that way I can do things I won't scared to do any idea this is a F.C. Azza this person says oh this is a different person this person I think used the October man sequence my target died

by mind programmer I should have stopped I really liked her but I ended up going too far with it And she ended up taking her own life. Now I'm left with her friends, whom I had no interest in calling me up to console me over the loss, even though they talked shit about her all the time. I was only using them to get to her. What I don't know is if she killed herself over my games, but the timing of it is all too coincidental to ignore.

I won't lie. I'm crying like a baby now, and I'm angry with myself. This is the dark side of the Octoberman sequence. But this is a community, right? And we hold each other up. So this guy says, everything happens for a reason, man. Cheers, a natural playboy. Wait, look at that.

Look at his name and his signature. Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low, I'm a flirt. The natural playboy. That person is like blackout drones. Everything happens for a reason, man. Don't worry if your target died because you did October Man sequence to her. So I think I'm going to go down a descent to madness and a dark rabbit hole of learning about the October. I think you've set me off on a horrible path.

You cannot, you don't. They're going to kill you. I'm not going to use it. Do not even look it up. Dude, you literally have exposed me to this, and you know that I'm the type of guy that seeks truth, and I look for stuff. I have to look at stuff like this.

Fuck me. I hate that I open this rabbit hole. You should have told me to get out of the room for this show. I should have. We should have ruined my life. We should have just pumped that Go-Tie song into your headphones the whole time. Damn, you're right. That's the one song I know you love to vibe too. And that was the, Goetia is basically the opposite of dark.

See, now I'm going to be so fucked. I'm going to be listening to Radiohead. Yeah. I'm going to be looking through books at the library on the micro-fiche. Radiohead is not Octoberman's sequence. Octoberman's sequence. No, but that's like my research music. Breaking Benjamin, like that kind of thing, right?

I'm going to listen to Apex Twin. No, dude, I'm going to have an Apex Twin research montage. That would be amazing. I'm going to be looking through newspapers. Oh my God, October. October, October, 1998. October 1998. October 19, every year.

yes to find the man oh my god and then i just have one more post here which is uh in the miscellaneous this is where can i find good tires for my favorite car can anyone tell me where i can find good tires for my car i live in new york uh they get an answer nope nobody at nobody responded dude this is i think this is the first post on the miscellaneous maybe that's code for something yeah oh shit it probably is true that why else would they have to say where they live imagine doing the michelin man sequence to a woman. That is so scary to even think about.

That is so, I don't even, I wish I'd never said that. Yeah. I don't even want to think about you, you, you've learned the forbidden technique, you start trying to pull the October man on some woman. Yeah. She, she does this, she touches her, her fingers to her temple. I'm out. She starts using the October woman sequence right back at you.

It's like a beam war, it's like, a sequence war. Exactly, yeah, and it's doing the thing where the two beams hit in the middle. Like Dragon Balls, the two things. like energy rays are hitting each other. And then you both kill yourselves. See, you're just, everything that you're saying is just you're making it even more obvious, how dangerous, the octagon.

I'm sorry, I'm romanticized. It's not like anime at all, guys. I never wanted to know this shit. I never wanted to be exposed to this, these sequences, and I feel a darkness inside of me that will never leave. I feel haunted. Your eye color has changed. I feel different and I feel changed after knowing these ancient secrets and sequences.

You're starting to skis. scare me and everyone around you. I am, and I don't like it. I don't like it either. Wow. But thank you for coming on, thank you. Absolutely. Everybody go check out Joy Tactics.

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