Podcast About List - Ep. 230 - GAME NIGHT!

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

It's time for us to finally have some fun on this show, so we're playing some of our favorite board games ever. You might wanna watch the video for this one either on YouTube or Spotify, or try really really hard to imagine what's going on visually. Watch the full video for this episode youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

Now announcing the podcast about List Board Game, head over to kickstarter.com to back the project. Pre-orders will ship late 2026. The game includes artisanal dice, game pieces, mouse-trap staircase, compressed air to blast pieces around, string, controllable cars, rubber, water dish for the water levels, character sheets, strategy handbook, stick, brick, rock, card deck, magnetized hazards, supersized pretzel bags, balance board play mat, 3D glass, Helmet, inflatable chair, and a game board. And now, ladies and gentlemen, game night. All right. All right. And we're live.

Welcome to game night, everybody. You didn't even do it on camp. Do what on camera? I hurt our necks? No, we heard my neck a few days ago. I fell down some stairs. And I was lying in bed and I got up too fast and I hit my head on the wall. Those are very stupid ways to hurt your neck.

But I hurt my neck and just compared to those a very, very cool way. Yeah. So, uh, well, it's not really a competition about, it's not a competition about who hurt their neck and who didn't. Yeah. You guys also, you went, you guys bought. Prop neck braces that are way nicer than the one that I have on that I bought for my real neck. These aren't props. These are real.

We hurt our neck. Yeah, we got these from the doctor. We went to the doctor to get. Mm-hmm. I was sleeping over Cameron's house and I fell down his stairs. Uh-huh. And when I heard him fall down the stairs, I set up really fast and I hit. There's stairs.

Have you not? There's two or three stairs. He doesn't know. In my entryway. You don't know. But now I'm dodging my fucking location. Everyone's going to find an apartment that has two or three stairs in the entryway. Maybe I don't know because I have a head injury from when I got in my accident.

I can't even look over here. Yeah, my shit hurts so bad. Actually, this has, it's actually doing numbers for my back pain. It's doing numbers. I actually feel pretty good not having to move my neck. His back pain is doing numbers. This is just, you guys have just thrown on just the biggest wrench and just everything that I thought was going to happen today. I was like, man, this is going to be amazing.

I'm going to sit here, barely move. I barely talk, and I just get to basically take the day off and kind of just sit here. And now you've ruined it. And now I have to, now we're all on a level playing field. And it's pissing me off. We all hurt our necks. Yeah, we all hurt our necks. I don't understand.

Okay, well, then how did you? I told you. I fell. Ow! Just stop. How did you hurt your neck? I fell down the stairs at Cameron's house. And you, Cameron?

I hit my head on the wall, I guess. You guess? Yeah, that's what I heard. Because you got knocked clean out. Yeah, I was completely knocked out. I went to the doctor and they said, well, based on the type of neck pain that you're having, I would have to imagine you hit your head on the wall after being scared by your friend falling down the stairs. I was so worried about my neck brace causing alarm that I put on this Dodgers hat because I was like, I'll have a second thing so that I can be like just redirect all the attention to my new hat.

Yeah, that's not a new hat, though. That's an old hat. It's new to my head. Not new to your head. You've worn that around. You're trying to say stuff that's false, so we'll shake our heads and hurt our necks. Yeah.

You want me to... I'm on to you. It hurts to laugh because of my neck. Oh, my God. Do you guys realize that this is... Gleasie gulping. This is basically the same as some kind of racist thing. This is not the same as some kind of racist thing.

This is you being racist to me. Yeah, you're being racist to us. You're saying, like, you're not a racist. real person who's neck was hurt. Uh-huh. Not all injuries are visible. But if you... Man.

If you really feel that way about it, maybe if for once in your life you took a knee and you prayed, I would feel better. Yeah. I wouldn't have to wear this neck brazen. No, no, I'll take a knee. I will. During the National Anthem. Come on, man.

Don't do that because I'm the anti-Christianity. That is disrespectful to God. You're literally making me close. You're not giving me clench my jaw right now. Fuck God. That's how I got in this situation in the first place. Ow. I want to look at Patrick because I love him, but I can't.

What you should do is this. Oh, yeah. I forgot I had my back. So you guys, that's actually, that's not funny because that's what I've had to be doing multiple days in a row. Well, comedy comes from reality. It's observational. It's tragedy plus.

Tragedy plus what's happening in the world. You guys don't even know what happened to me. I know what happened. I think I know what happened. You just went like this. but do you know why you gotta get stronger ghetto gagged i was at his neck oh yeah i heard you were the throat goat yeah no you took too many i heard you were the throat goat i heard i heard you was a complete throat goat no i'm not the throat goat you're in an alley smoking a cigarette

the guy comes up to him like hey you heard you're the throat goat that actually happens a lot that was that's not me no i'm not the throat goat i'm not the throat goat anymore i hurt my ever since I hurt my neck in the big throat competition the deep throat contest I don't go glissies anymore

just like open his fucking closet there's a bunch of awards for sucking dick just like getting rust yeah then one day I had to go up against Goliath Glyssie Culper 197

I had to go up against Goliath he tore up the back of my throat so bad that he punctured a hole and now I got to wear a neck brace and my head will He trains you, right? He trains you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he's shoving your head onto a suction cup gildo. Cocky, kind of a pun. Yeah, you used to be a sucker. You used to be a slurper. You used to be the champ, the throat goat. Remember what I first told you when I brought you in here. You're going to suck my penis. No, no, guys.

That's not how I heard my neck. I heard my neck. Because I went to the gym. He tried to do a backflip. I tried to do a backflip and I landed on my neck. Are you serious? No. A guy, I was starting my workout and I didn't have that much time.

And then a guy I know came in, Christoph came into the gym. And I talked to him about this last night. I completely blame him. Just having somebody you know at the gym just makes it a little bit different. And he set up his bench right behind where I was doing upright rows. So I grabbed a way heavier weight than I would normally do. And I started to do them. And I did two of them.

and then I immediately broke my neck. But then, like, it hurts so bad. But he was right behind me. I'm like, I'm not going to, like, yell out in pain. So I just kept doing it. And then I did, like, three more sets. And then I did the rest of my workout, too. And then I went to the locker room and I laid on the floor for about 15, 20 minutes.

Oh, you're dumb as hell for that. Why the hell would you keep going? You fell off stairs. So. Yeah, that is dumber. That's not dumb. That's why I was comfortable saying mine. I'm the only one.

I'm the only one who I broke my. neck in a peaceful, I mean a nice, I mean a cool way. Cameron eats banana peels, throws them shits around in his building. Oh, yeah. He took me a second to process what you were trying to say. He eats a banana, he throws that damn peel on the floor. He doesn't give a fuck. He smokes in his house, too.

I have a compostable apartment. Yeah. The whole apartment is compostable. He smokes in his house. We have to get new furniture every few months because it biodegrades. A banana that was on a cigarette butt under a bunch of them, like it had, like it was a bunch of little sticks. Ball bearing. Yeah.

You leave your ball bearings everywhere, too. I'm not, how, what am I supposed to do, hang them on the wall? No, it's not possible. You get a magnet, you put it in the middle of the floor, and then all your fucking ball bearings. Rumba with a magnet on top. Do you think I could get my, you could get your bearings off my balls? I can tell which way is north and south.

There's no landmarks at all. Not a single hair or wrinkle to be seen. Yeah, you're right. It's like being in a white sand. Because they're so full. Yeah. They're right. They're pushed to the very edge.

Yeah. like dough, like rising dough. It look like my head. Your head is less smooth. If you put your balls on a skillet, you could probably fry them like pita bread. Oh, yeah, where they get that nice cut. Those little pockets.

Yeah. Do you know what always makes me laugh that whenever I think about pita bread, that I can't figure out how this even, what do you do with this. So I'm just going to tell you to imagine somebody who's at the grocery store and they're looking at pita bread

and they look at a package of peanut, PETA bread, and it says PETA bread, and they are reading it, and they go, oh, peanut butter bread. And then they buy it, and they think it's peanut butter bread. Peanut butter bread? They read PETA as peanut butter. This is nonsense.

It's nonsense. That's what I say. It's nothing. It's no fucking sense. I think about that before. Every time I see PETA bread, I think about that. You think about that every time you see Peter bread. The neck brace.

I don't think about when I don't see or hear about Peterbread, so I'm not crazy. You are not, you don't have a neck affliction. You have something deeply wrong with you in your brain. I don't think you're right. Yeah, you need a helmet, not a brace. A helmet is not going to help me. I have a helmet over there somewhere.

You want to wear that? I'll wear that. I can't wear that with headphones. I still can't believe this. You could just put it on. You guys don't know what it's like. I had to, you know. Oh, I don't know what it's like to get injury.

It's not about the injury. It's about actually wearing the neck brace in public. I had to. I took mine off before I went and ordered my sandwich, and I just sat there in pain because I didn't want some little kid. You have no idea. It hurts when you take it off. Everything hurts.

You have no idea. I used to wear a neck brace all the time when I was younger. Yeah, and I lived in a bubble. Yeah. I wore a neck brace all the time in a Tony the Tiger t-shirt. Why? And I'd say, fuck, fuck. In the store.

We are kind of giving a trio of Tourette's guy vibes. Shit! Fucking what. Yep. What the ass? What the hell? What the, what the, what the? Yeah, I have Tourette's.

What? What the? What, what? Hold on. I'm a tourist guy. Yeah. He clearly did not have Tourette's. I think he had a neck problem.

Here's what he had, yeah. He had a sense of humor. Yeah, that's what he had. That was a funny fucking video. I told you about that. I used to give a shit, then I got fucked. Remember that one? That's the best one.

That's fucking poeticist. If you like F word and S word, there's no, stop, look no further. Tourette's guy has you completely covered He had a video, there's one really funny photo of him in the back of a car and it says it says this is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen

and it's a car moving really fast and he's got ice cream all over his face That one still makes me laugh He was funny Some of those old videos man Tell you what anyway That everyone thinks is very already very funny Yeah

Nobody thought it was funny before him though That's the thing People thought it was tragic. He was him and then South Park. Big year for Tourette's in 2008. Yeah. Maybe it was a microchip situation that was giving more people Tourette's than that year. That could be it.

And that's why we get videos like that. Just to my conspiracy-minded. You have a fucking conspiratorial brain. Something else exciting is that now Jubio can talk. Say hello, Jubio. Say hello to everybody. LGBIA. Do we have a camera that you can...

He's right there. He's right... Yeah, he's right up there. Can we cut to him with my arm? You are both... Okay, you are actually acting injured, which maybe I'm realizing that you always have the kind of the body movement

of somebody with a neck injury. I always have in trouble. He's moving like Chris fucking Farley right now. I always have talking about it. Look at the way that he's like, nobody could move that fast if they had a neck injury. You are like doing a terrible representation. I think that when I die and they dissect my body, which is what they're going to do.

They're going to find out that 24-7, I was in greater pain than anyone is experienced in their life. And I just had such a high tolerance that I didn't realize it. And that all along I was experiencing like 10 child birthing mothers combined with 100 goalies getting hit in the balls with a ball, combined with slicers. Isn't it fucked up that girls have a higher tolerance for pain? It's not true. That's not true. No, it is true. No, it's not true.

Listen, I would really like to say it's not true. It's completely true, dude. What, you've been testing it out? Yeah. I've been testing out. I've been hurting a lot of women and hurting a couple of men as well. And the women that doesn't hurt those bucks. They just need to stop.

They need to stop fucking around. The women do? Let me finish. Why are you laughing about? Because he thinks everything is funny because he got a fucking necklace on. Everything's a joke to you. Look at it. I'm a fucking joke to you.

Look at the way he's moving. It's actually making me so mad that if I did not have a disability, then I would attack you. They need to stop fucking around, and they need to come up with a real unit for pain that's not a bunch of half-ass fucking emojis. Scoville. They have, they use ten emojis that say, I'm happy versus I'm sad, or I'm in pain. Do you know what is the worst part about this, man? What? Is walking down the street and feeling like, like, I'm not.

I can't protect myself. Because normally I feel like how people feel when they have a gun. My body is a gun. I'm a human gun. Declary weapon. Yeah, like I'm so strong and so vicious that I can attack anybody for any reason and probably not go to jail. But then when I am walking down the street and have this neck brace on,

people are saying, that guy's a pussy. That guy's a nerd. You know, they think you got hurt. You could get like some attachments for it, like spikes. That could be cool. You would look. You would look. No.

You would make a studs on my neck. DUDs, idiot, like a spike. You get spikes. Spikes. Like I'm a dog. Yeah, and then maybe a little tag that says, like, don't fuck with me. And then also my owner's address. You know, I think the worst part of having this neck injury is.

To me, the worst part of this neck injury is, I don't even feel human. I'm, like, less than. I'm not even, I'm, as someone who's disabled right now, I feel like I'm not even a full person. For me, it's that soda hurts When I sip When I sip a soda through a straw, it hurts You haven't sipped a soda at all? Because I fucking can't.

Oh, yeah. Because it hurts so bad? Yeah, I'm fine. What are you thinking about? It does just suck that, like, people whose necks are injured just aren't even people. That's not true. I think that we're even stronger.

I'm a person with a neck injury, and I can say that. You can't tell me not to say that. You don't have, the jig is up. right before we started you put this neck brace on and you did as well now that I think about it and you're both liars I guess

because I can't shake my head to say no you don't understand how much how tight I have to have this thing and how much it raises my blood pressure it makes me even more mad about every single part of my life when somebody gets their cast on their arms sought off and they grew a bunch of worms onto their skin

in like months or whatever. Yeah, they grew up a bunch of them, yeah. Yeah, I think that's going to happen to me when I take this off in two minutes. Oh, yeah. I did not going to have a bunch of black hairs that grew on my neck. You guys don't even understand the nightmare

that I had last night. What happened? I had a nightmare that I was wearing my neck brace and then I took it off in the mirror and my neck was this thin. Because my neck had gotten, I'd been wearing the neck brace so long that my neck shrank.

And it really scared me when I woke up. and that's why I was late because I sat there going oh my neck that's going to be small my head is so like a baby it could be anything under there it really that you so you could have gotten

something mold on there is get a white turtleneck to put under it I thought about the turtleneck thing I also thought about getting flesh like latex flesh and just making it look like I have a giant crazy head yeah

the turtlene is nice, but you shouldn't by the turtleneck under, you should put it over it. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. And it just says puppy. Yeah, I just say my neck's swollen because I was gulping. On the neck, you're right.

You're right. Puffy shit. Well, you can say whatever, but you might want to say I was goaded. Well, I'm not say I was stung by a bee. Well, people aren't going to believe that about you. I have hydro necfulous. You just want to say the most simplest thing, so it's not. I gulped a glizzy.

You think that's the simplest thing? People, people have you ever seen somebody who's a golob gisler who fucking has a fucking giant neck Well I'm just saying it's about you Like people If you say like I got stung by a bee People are going to be like Why was he around a bee

Why did he let the bee land on him? Why did he get stung Versus if you're like I was goaded throatly I was sipping on some penis People would say Oh yeah What's funny?

It's not funny What's I say yeah What's funny First of all I'm laughing because of all the medication that they put me on. What are you on? I'm on both Vivans and fentanyl? Yeah.

I'm kind of giggly, too. They put me on Vagicil and Vyvans. The Vyvans so I can stay awake in my job. Exactly. They weren't going to give us Vyvans, and then we were like, we need to podcast. Yeah. They were like, oh, right this way. They took us into like an armory.

It's like a room. with red curtains and gold trim. They had one that is like the altoids, the double-sided mints. The one that's for you, and then the one to share. They just pop open the to share. They should have that for meta.

That's incredible idea. I agree. Because you're supposed, when you get any kind of stimulant prescription, you're supposed to share it with your friends. Yeah. That is pretty much what happens. Yeah.

Oh, I would, you know what I want to take? What? I really want to get magnetic brain. therapy done. Yeah. That sounds so fucking fun. But I would be worried that I would have metal in my head and it would be like...

I think you do. Why? What I would be worried about is if I got magnetic... If I got magnetic brain therapy and they were putting the magneton on my head, I would worry that I would just, that I would flip and I would become Nora Mac and I'd be kind of like an evil version of myself.

That's a really good point. And they wouldn't be able to stop me unless they magneted me. What if I go under the magnet, right? And then I start going on by Pat, not Patrick. Kitt damn. No, just Pat. I don't think it would.

I don't think the name would reverse. Do you guys believe in ground? No, it would shrink. It would grab all the other letters. Oh, yeah. Grab Rick. Or what if I start going by Rick? If you went by Rick, that would be actually pretty amazing.

I can't. My little brother goes by the Rick. My uncle is named Rick, and he gave my brother. a brick for Christmas one year. And then the next year he gave him a broken baseball bat. Rick's brick. Those are the two presents he ever gave anyone in my family. A brick and a broken baseball bat.

Was it from Babe Ruth? No, it was from him. He broke the bat at his softball league and he gave it to my brother. Yeah, he was amazing. I don't think I have anyone named Rick in my family. How about Richard? Oh, yeah, there's several Richards. My dad is named, yeah, I guess you're right.

Wait, is that? Yeah, it is. Yeah, my dad is named Eric, and then my little brother is named Eric, but not Eric Jr. Do y'all call him Rick? And we used to call him, being Chowder would call him Little Ricky. Shut the fuck up, Chowder.

Can I say something? Rod a man, motherfucker. This is kind of a topic change, but can I say something? Yeah. I'm ready to go mainstream. You should do a topless change. Did you even hear what I said? You're ready to say it again.

I'm ready to go mainstream. Really? Because I'm basically. Have you lost the fucking plot? And I don't care if you guys come with me or not, but I'm ready to hit the big time. Motherfucking, have you lost your ever-loving mind? Mate.

I'm ready to do it. Have you lost the fucking plot, mate? I haven't gone mental. You've gone mental, lad. Don't call me mental. Yeah, you've gone mental. Don't call me mental. I don't call me mental.

So what? You're going to go mainstream? I'm going to go mainstream. You're trying to get on the Beeb? You're trying to get on the BBC 2? I want to just set the trend. You're trying to attract birds of all sorts. Yeah.

I'm ready to take my place in culture. You want to do. do the joker dance on the apples and pears. What's the Joker dance? You're gone. He's lost the plot. How are you going to go mainstream? I think just through the podcast.

That is daft. That is completely daft. You're acting. I hate to agree with him because he has a fake neck brace on, but you're acting completely, completely daft. What is this bloke on about? I hurt my chin. You just hurt my chin. You just put your chin into your neck brace as well.

You guys called me mental and I bit down on my chin. I mean, I can do that too. You look crazy. I can't push my neck that part back because I don't have an actual injury. I look like cooking with Jack. See, you just have a toy. You have a toy. I like toys, though.

Look, I can rest my mic here. I can hold it like this. Oh, wait. Do you think this is what people want? This is actually what the neck brace is for. They want you making fun of a fucking guy with a lifelong maybe disability? It's not going to be lifelong. This new bike style isn't working.

No, it's not working at all. Yeah. This is a terrible, terrible, terrible mic. You basically, you've ruined the entire podcast. You just ruined the momentum. I think we were about to hit it mainstream for a final. We were about to do the thing. You know what?

I did it on purpose. That's shit. What you just did is fucking shit. I ruined it on purpose because, you know what? Ain't no way Cameron's going mainstream. Oh, look at this. Oh, it's permanently on. I can't take it off.

It's on the other. No, sorry, Caleb It's permanently on. Got you. Do you want me to take gears off? No. Fuck it, though. I'll take mine off. Are you sure?

No, I can't reach. I have to spin it around. Are we all going to take them off at the same time? Yeah. Okay. Okay, three, two, one. I guess they're off. No, they're not off. Leave me alone.

I will push through the worst pain I've ever had my life to strangle you to death. How are you going to get to my deck? That's a good point. God damn. You know who should have worn this? Bart! Yep.

Bart Simpson. Bart Simpson should have worn this. He would have had a better life. He would have had so much. His life would have been better. Way better. Yeah. Is it worse, though, to know that your father is so ineffectual that he can't even

strangle you? Your dad is, imagine that, dude, that's what you'd feel so bad because you're like, wow, I've neutered my dad. He's not even a man anymore. Green or red splotters on the I hate to say this, your neck is the size of a noodle. Your neck is completely green. I think there might have been,

that might have been fake gold. Can I have that? Because that is a much better neck brace than the one I have. The exposure to air is burning my... How much did you spend on these? $10.00. How much were that?

You don't want to know. Tell me how much they were. $70. Each of the, both of them were $30. Each of them were $30? Yeah. You spent $60 bucks on these neck braces? No, no.

together. Oh, man. Here. No, I don't need another. Okay, I'll try another. Yeah, put two on. Oh, yeah, here. When it comes to neck brace, put two on.

This is going to protect your neck. Protect your neck. Asher Roth vibes. I actually feel it a little bit better. When it comes to neck brace, put two on. All right. But we didn't just come here today to be, to belittle your friend. To belittle our friend.

We weren't belittling you. It was a show of solidarity. Yeah. First off, and second off, it was... I honestly, it does feel better. I would... Second of all, because you didn't get... I have three neck braces on.

You didn't get that... Because you didn't get that neck brace from the doctor, you just bought it. In the eyes of the universe, we're basically equal. Yeah. Because we both bought them. I guess you're right. So...

Using logic. Even if you go to the doctor there, you still have to buy it. Another fucking logic bomb from Cameron. But the doctor isn't... the doctor's different up top so today before they decided to make my life a living

fucking hell shit no you did that at the gym bitch whoa sorry he's gotten hostile I think he's a little too tight on his neck I think my carotid artery is being yeah

my vagus nerve is being pinched right now I would it's really hurting it's stopping a flow of Do you guys believe in grounding yourself? No. Where you need to make sure that your electricity is going into the earth? Didn't you know a lady that grounded herself? I knew a lady who had a, yeah, when I worked at the museum, I knew a lady who had a, she had

a ground wire that she plugged into the, into the electrical water. Well, what did it plug? What did it? Where did she plug it into the, her butt? I think, I think that's something in a thousand years. They'll say, actually you're right about that. I agree. Because the whole body, human body is all electrical.

And she seemed so happy, man. Yeah. Another logic bomb from Cameron. But also, she was a sword. I'm going to keep said so funny. Guys, guys, what night is it, you piece of shit? Game night. Game night.

Guys, what's better than game night, except for sex night and food night, I guess. Movie night. I like water night, too. Water night is pretty good. Movie night. Vacation night. Yeah, debate night. The debate nights sucks.

Speaking of a movie night, night and day. Tom Cruise, Night of the Museum is good. Yep. Not Night of the Living Dead. We don't like that. Night of too many stars, Comedy Central. That was good. Too many cooks.

Too many, night of too many cooks is good on adult swim. Cartoon network. Anyway. Cartoon neck work. Neck don't work. Moving on to the next words. We are playing some games tonight. Right?

Yeah, right. So you keep talking because I'm going to shuffle. these. Okay. We got to shuffle the deck of cards. We want to play our first game first, though. We don't want to play that game. What was our first game?

What? Oh. Oh, we want to do. I thought we were going to do that after this. No, we're going to go. We can do that. Yeah, okay. Fuck it.

Maybe first. I was figured because the other game that we have, that third game feels like it makes sense to be together with. Okay. All right. Am I right? Yeah. Let's play our first one.

Okay. Guys, what? So, in 2000. In 2000-something, 2009-2008-style year, some complete bloody lunatics had the idea. They were like, card games are already so fun. They're already so fucking fun. But the problem.

The problem is there's no cussing in it. The problem is they're too for, they're too humane. They're too much for humanity. What if we made a set of cards that were both black and white that were completely against all of humanity. He wanted to show off his shuffled skills. I didn't show it off. I messed up two times in a row.

How's that showing it off? Let me see that shuffle you showed me that one time that was cool as fuck. If you ask me the other, the real cards against humanity? One that they do for card tricks? Yeah, the cool one you do. It's called the Hindu shuffle. Is that racist?

We're against humanity right now. Yeah, so we don't care. Holy shit. That is the most Hindu thing I've ever seen. Well, not really. I guess I've seen Hindu guys. Yeah, they do that for card tricks. Listen, we basically are going to be playing Cards Against Humanity today with a little bit of a custom set of cards, which we're pretty excited about.

So let's go ahead and dole out. They're so custom, even the back of the cards are custom. Yeah, it says, what do you meme? And that's not because we couldn't find a deck of Cards Against Humanity, which must not be doing very well if they're no longer in Barnes and No. Noble, but what do you meme is? That wasn't even in Barnes and Noble. That was in Walgreens. All right.

Pass a couple of these out. How do you do cards against me? Five. It's seven. Seven? Seven. Seven, seven feels like, okay, five is, yeah. Five is a knife for me.

Five is enough for me. Five is knife. Did you guys ever play cards against humanity growing up with your most fucking savage friends? I've never played it in my life. Really? I played with my fucking mom and dad. Yeah. So I'm going to have a whole learning curve.

I just play my fucking brother and sister as well. And basically my shit. shithead grandma. Yes, I got my favorite card. All right, guys. So how this is going to work is. Jubio is going to give us a prompt, right? That's how we decided to do it.

Jubio will give us a prompt. And then we will answer, and whoever has the funniest one. Or the most raunchy. Okay, let's go most ronty-fucked up. Yeah. The most fucked-upily funny, or funnily fucked up. Funnally-fucked up is basically going to, oh, man. I'm already seeing these cards, and even just looking at them is making me laugh.

Yeah. And also, when you put your cards out, face them this way, guys. I have six cards. Put one back. Something happened to me when I was counting. That's fine. I'll put this one back. It just says Lizzo.

I'll put that one back. Okay. All right. Here's the first one, guys. I just made a huge salad. And the main ingredient is blank. Okay, guys. All right.

Easy. Wait, I actually did have. Wait, I did I miss count? Oh, no, wait, wait. Do you want Lizzo? No, I'll take a different one. You cheated. All right, wait.

Also, why is it so transparent now? That's probably for the best. Okay. All right, guys. Here we go. Are we ready to... Do we want to re-arrant, shuffle them? I guess Ju-Bio has to pick which one is the best?

You pick what everyone is the best one, okay? All right, I'm going to flip these over one by one. Okay. Okay. Whoops, I'm doing it the wrong way. All right. I just made a huge salad, and the main ingredient is, Leslie, nope. What the hell?

What the fuck is wrong with that? What kind of fucked up salad would that be? That'd be crazy. That's fucking bizarre. Especially a huge salad? It'd be funny, though. Not a side one? I just made a huge salad, and the main ingredient is...

What's it going to be? The turd I crapped this morning. Now, that's a classic style. Oh, Jesus. That is a classic humanity. against humanity one. Okay. I just made a huge salad,

and the main ingredient is poo-poo and pee-pee from a homo. Okay. Okay. I don't like that. These cards are pretty... I think that says po-poo. Popo and Pepe from a homo.

Okay. So those cards, I would say all three of them were definitely against humanity. But which one is the funniest? Jubio, do you have an answer for us? Leslie nope Leslie nope

And guys that was mine Wow How do we want to mark points I guess with my fingers Okay Everybody hold up how many points you have Yeah So you guys hold up zero

And then we draw another card Yeah right Okay Jubio give us the next The next prompt please While we look for our next card Oh shit Oh hell no Some of these are motherfucking amazing

What the fuck Okay Let's see this next prompt I would like to play this. I've never played this before, but this does seem like the perfect thing that I could play at a party. Yeah. It is a bit of a party game. Yeah. But not with

Normies. Well, yeah. Basically, Normies. I'd have to play with sick puppies. I have to play a sick fucks with sick and fucking twisted people who are 15 years older under. Well, if you're hanging out at a party and you're looking around and you're like, man, there's a lot of broken toys here. Yeah. Island of Misfit toys.

That's where you get this. You pull out that black box of amazing cards. Uh-huh. Yeah. And you say, I'm going to blow y'all's

mother-loving minds. Okay. Uh, the only thing that can stop Joseph Coney's child militia of Christian fundamentalist terrorists is.

All right, guys. I knew that one from the get-go. This is pretty, this one is already, I mean, yeah, this one is going to get a little

weird. All right. Okay, you guys ready? The prompt is already pretty weird. All right. The only thing that can stop

Joseph Coney's child militia of Christian fundamentalist terrorist petto bear. What the heck? I am going. I'm going home. I can't even handle that.

Wait, what is that? Yeah. Wait, what is that? We're getting rid of that. You have not that car to the curve. Your mind has not been warped by fucking 4chan. The only thing I can stop Joseph Coney's terrorist is

when you're watching Chopped and the chef decides to make a vinaigrette with less than a minute left, and it's made from olive oil, lemon, shallot, balsamic, sherry vinegar, a neutral oil, honey, salt, and pepper.

Wow. Okay. I think that's a prompt card. No, I think that's an answer. Okay. The only thing that can stop Joseph Coney's Child Militia, Jubio TV.

Wow. Wow. Okay. Now, before Jubio votes on this, I did just realize something a little, a little fucked. Yeah, we have Petto Bear twice. Oh. Oh, my God.

But something where my brain went is maybe Petto Bear would be the perfect thing to fight against children. Because he'd fucking molest them. Damn. And maybe that's just because we're playing a game like this that I thought that, because normally I don't have thoughts about child armies or militias. All right, so, Juvio, can you give us a game? an answer? The chop one.

That's the best one. Who won? Who won? That was me. That was Patrick. So you have one point. Wow. All right, everybody draw a card here. Yeah, draw another card and Jubio if you'll get our next one up there. I can't wait to see what my car is going to be.

Oh. I think I might puke. Okay. This prompt is there's too many blanks. in my neighborhood this is like a real

Gards humanity one All right guys Are you guys ready for this one? Yeah I'm putting mine down All right Somebody else read these ones Oh I have to read

Yeah we win you have to read Let's go on a search Let's go in a reading circle Okay Let's go in a reading circle I thought mine was good Just go ahead and read him Okay

There's too many my anxiety and depression and AIDS in my neighborhood. Anxiety and depression and AIDS? Wow. This next one here. There's too many Adolf Hitler's wickedly evil souls in my neighborhood. Okay. And this last one, there's too many the fly on Mike Mint's head in my neighborhood.

All right. What kind of crazy person wrote all three of these cards in the same handwriting in color? Who would do that? These are all fucked up. We're going to give it to this one, I think. Yeah, that's got to be... Am I right, Jubio? Yeah, I agree.

Also, because it's just kind of fucking true. That was mine. Really? And there is too many flies in my neighborhood. You're a motherfucking expert. We each got a point, I think. So we can just reset it to zero, zero, zero, because we all got points. Okay, let's get another card here.

Okay, I just pulled my own name. All right. You can't say that out loud. Well, who wrote my name down? I don't know. Why don't you look at the handwriting? Cameron, it was Cameron. Oh, this is a two-part.

Okay. This, oh, this is a double? This is a daily double we hit. All right. My blank just died. Hey, what are you doing? We're going to circle. I didn't even get to read any yet.

Okay, then read one. Chill, I'm waiting for him to finish typing. This guy fucking loves reading all the show. And now he put a green on the screen. You love reading. I love reading. I didn't get to read it all yet. Is it done?

My blank just died. And there will, they left me a blank. Hmm. Hmm, so this is a two-parter. So we'll put the, do the first blank on top, I guess. Okay, all right, I got mine. All right, I'll start here. My, so this one's on top.

My Dr. Poop just died. In their will, they left me a T-Pain with no auto-tune. Damn. That is crazy. That is pretty crazy. A little weird. my a penis slash cock just died in their will they left me

when you realize you just watched Kylie Jenner make a pancake on Snapchat for 15 minutes and you get a fucking boner yep okay and then the last one here my a dozen sperms just died no in their will they left me enjoying music

man this game is actually kind of I'm having a good time right now. I'm starting to kind of forget that the cameras are on and the microphone is on. I'm kind of just playing the game. I know. I think maybe it's not that good of an idea. Who won that round? Who won that round, Jubio?

The Kelly Jenner one. That was me. Oh, my God. Two points. Respect. And we're not the type of game night group who tears each other down over points. Oh, hell no. And whenever one of us earns a port, we all get the point.

You know what? That's the new rule. Yep. So right now we're all at four points or three points or something. Okay, I'm drawing my two new cards. Okay. Okay. Yo, yo, yo, I'm yo mom and I'm fat as blank. Oh, I think I have a good one here.

Is it okay if I play a political one with you guys? Yep. Okay, I'm going to play a political one. Okay, I got mine as here as well. All right, Pat, go ahead. Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm your mom and I'm as fat as... Vladimir Putin's homosexual proclivities. That's a...

Holy fuck. That's a little... Okay. That's political. I do get that. Yo, yo, yo, I'm your mom, and I'm as fat as Patrick Muffucking Doran. That's cold, bro. Who put that down?

He put it down. Yo, yo, I'm your mom and I'm as fat as Homer giving Marge a blowjob. Homer is pretty fat. Why is all these... This weird guy who has this... weird handwriting. This is some crazy cards were getting played.

Yeah, I will say, Pat, why did you play? Because I know that he did the political one, and I know I did the Homer one. Why did you call your own self-fat in this answer? So no one else would. I don't have that card. I think Patrick Muffington Dorn wins.

Patrick Muffington Dorn wins. Okay. Well, that's why. You know, sometimes people, they have to reduce themselves to parody or stereotype in order to get a laugh. Damn, that is so sad. Yeah, I'm pretty...

Huh? I'm pretty. Are you? Cameron's pretty. Okay. Let's do... After this one, let's get all new cards so we can go through the cards a little faster.

Some of my cards are stinkers, man. Yeah, I do. Can I show a stinker on camera? Then I know who made it, and I kind of want to call them out. Yeah. Nobody can see that. No, well, he put...

I just put it and put the green screen back on. Why'd you take it on? On... That is just a Korean word. It's just in Korean. What does that say, Patrick? What does it say? Tell me what it says.

I think it's for the... It's for the audience to find out. I don't think people... No, you told us what it said. I think... Is it white slave? Is that what it was? No.

You put white slave in Korean? I did not write white slave in Korean. You did. That says Stan Jimmin. What's that? From BTS. Stan Jimon, is that like a name? Well, one of the ones he wrote down, it was a white slave in Korean.

Not true. It is true. Not true. All right. I hate riding the bus. Can I take a new one from that one? Yeah. I hate writing the bus because I keep seeing blank.

Okay. Okay. This one, when you read mine, you could, it's, I know the thing says I hate riding the bus, but you could also substitute. I love riding the bus. Okay. All right. So if you want to substitute it. I hate riding the bus because I keep seeing, okay, there's another Korean one.

What does this mean, Pat? You don't even know. That one's an Easter egg. Okay, just tell me what that one means, and then we might give you points for that. I hate riding the bus because I keep seeing Amazing AF consensual sex. This says Frog Sullivan, okay. And that one you could switch out love if you wanted to. I hate riding the bus because I keep seeing the rat bastards who threw soup on the Mona Lisa itself.

Damn. I think that one means. I would not want to see that on the bus if I'm being real. Yeah, that doesn't sound like good. All right. Let's get all new cards. Okay, all right. I actually have some fire cards.

Yeah, just take as many as you want to change. I'm just going to take a handful from over here. I'm pretty excited about the ones I pulled actually Oh my God, I got all the best cards We only have one card left now Oh, you fucking did something crazy We'll do that at the end That's not right

No, we'll do that at the end Why do you get every card? I got like seven I got this one You have way more than seven That you can write down whatever you want That's a blank That's a blank

All right, give us the next one Oh, another two-parter. Can we do a five-parter? Yeah, just start adding. Just start adding. No, just start adding ingredients to it. If I had to eat it... Here, wait, you read it, Cam.

If I had to eat a sandwich made with blank and blank, I'd barf! Hmm. Oh, I have a perfect one. Will we do top down again? Yeah. Oh, my God. This one is like it was made for my... Yeah, mine are pretty good as well.

I'm pretty good as well. I'm pretty excited about this one. All right. All right, go ahead. I'll start on this end. If I had to eat a sandwich made with... If I had to eat a sandwich made with chocolate that tastes disgusting, wait, that's not chocolate.

And I have depression, y'all. I'd bar. Okay. That's one of those, like, quirky, like, nymph. meme answers, maybe. Maybe that's from the original game. If I had to eat a sandwich made with jizz and a chungus, I'd barf.

I would not want to eat a chunk of a sandwich. No, me neither, especially with jizz on it. If I had to eat a sandwich made with popu and pee and jizz from a fucking dinosaur with COVID-19, I'd barf. That is a. the type of deliciously random stuff that this game is all about. God, that is just hauntingly against humanity. Yeah.

That is just on the next level of raunchy. Read that weird. Read that one again. Jizz from a fucking dinosaur with COVID-19. God damn, that is next level. If I could mix and match here, I would just put a chungis twice.

Me too. If I had to eat a sandwich made with a chunggis and a chungis. Yeah, what's that make? A dungus. This is perfect for the chocolate. one too. Wow, that was a very good one. All right, and then the last card. Let's see what the last card is. We'll finish all of our cards and then we'll do the last card.

All right. I think that's the move. Okay, give us another one. Yeah, I need some cards. I'll give you some of my cards. You guys took too many cards. No, I didn't. You guys both had wanted me to fail. Okay, I know this one. For Caleb's birthday on April 17th,

I'm going to get him blank. Come on, guys. What are you going to get me for my birthday? Wait, I got this. Slamming that one down. Okay, I'm shuffling these up. Mix those up. All right, guys, for Caleb, that's me.

For my birthday, on April 17th, I'm going to get Caleb when there's no toilet paper left, so you have to twerk and your crap on the fucking toilet seat, and it makes you giz. Okay, that's another good one. For Caleb's birthday on April 17th, I'm going to get him a reciprocating oral sex for hours. For Caleb's birthday on April 17th,

I'm going to get him doing consensual cum shucks. Yep. those are some raunchy a f fucking hard here's the problem i think they all win again yeah this is a clear tie yeah from from uh reciprocating oral sex for hours doing consensual cum shots i mean it's all just good man yeah oh fuck okay so that's another point for all of us okay all right all right pat you get this one adolf hitler really liked damn you guys are really when you read mine

You're going to fucking scream. Yeah? Yeah. You're going to scream. I'm ready to scream, I think. It's like someone wrote a joke. It's like the joke was just written all the way through without randomness and more. Adolf Hitler really liked smoking crap with a bad bitch.

That is some real shit. Adolf Hitler really liked. The cards are getting harder to pick up. Justin Bieber. Adolf Hitler really liked when you hear someone say moist. That's just. is a real card. No one even fucking wrote that.

That was printed by the company. The moist one wins. You're giving it to the moist one? We didn't even make that one. That's mine. What's your problem? That's my card. That's bullshit.

The Justin Bieber one deserved to win. I don't know. Who's that was? Okay, wait. I know this one. Cameron, you get this one. Yo, yo, yo, I'm a thug gangsta

and I love Blank. I know. never throwing a card down that fast. I don't know. Maybe I give Cameron too many of my cards. Oh, no. Can I add a word? Yeah, I can even add a word to...

And I'll just read. I know it's mine, so I'll just read. It's a... You'll see. Okay. I think it will be okay. Yo, yo, yo, I'm a thug gangster, and I love mumble wrap, puk emoji.

No. Yo, yo, yo, I'm a thug gangster, and I love... of Cameron's man boobs. Who wrote that one? Who put that down? Patrick did. Do thug gangsters really like that? They really like him.

They might. They like when you wear just a lace top and you're just walking down the street and the thug gangsters go, I think you should dress like ice spice. I'm going to add a word to mine now. Yo, yo, yo, I'm a thug gangster and I love being a slithron. Damn. Thug gangsters really truly are the slithering of the streets. Yeah.

Basically, the homeless people are the Ravenclaws. The police or the Gryffindor, the gangsters, or the Slytherin. And then me walking to school, I'm a Hufflepuff. And I'm straight Hufflepuffle puffed out. I'm Hufflepuffing it up. Huffing and puffing. Damn. Okay.

All right. Slytherin wins. That's right. But I'll split my points with you guys. How many parts do you have? Three? I have four. Do you want one?

How many do you have? If you have three, just take, this will make it equal if you take one from me. Okay. If you have three, you have three, he's doing it to talk his way through a math problem. Well, you have three and he has four. And you had two. Oh, my God. I thought you had one more.

I don't know why. Oh, man. By the way, all of the ones I have right now are Patrick's and they're. My two. All right. This is a double. This is good. You thought I was feeling you?

That blank a blank. Oh, oh, top down again? Man, mine don't make any sense. Mine make a surprising amount of sense. All right, wait, I got to... Okay. All right, ready? Yeah.

You thought I was feeling you? That's the way, wait, way, other way. Okay. All the other ones are the other way. You thought I was feeling you? That me, when I bat the rotten asshole of a roadkill... When I eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk. and I down it with beer.

A.A. Karen who joined the Taliban. Wow. That one was good. That is against humanity. That is for show against humanity. You thought I was feeling you? That horny teacher fucks janitor pegging style.

A Caleb's mangina. Don't have a mangina. That's not a very funny card. That was for humanity, if anything. Okay, you thought I was feeling you that the left shark at the Super Bowl, a Karen with AIDS. Okay, dude. Okay. Okay, with AIDS.

All right. We each have one card left. So let's just put the cards in. And then we'll do one last one where we have to just answer with the single card we have left. Okay. All right. Give us a prompt. We need two more props.

The best the young to pair with cannabis. The best the young to pair with cannabis. The best young to pair with cannabis. So we're getting a little illegal on this one. I'll mix them up. The best thing to pair with cannabis consensually enjoying your partner's body. The best thing that the young was to pair with cannabis. a fucking Hitler who is Korean

O underscore O That has to be the worst thing to pair with cannabis I would have a bad trip I would have a bad trip I saw a Korean Hitler do that's ruin it That would ruin a cigarette Is it against humanity though

Yes I hate to admit it It's completely against humanity The best young to pair with cannabis is when you accidentally eat something vegan That is fucking crazy Okay give us one more prompt

Final prompt, final prompt, put it in the middle. Okay, I'm scared. I'm terrified. Oh, actually, I know exactly what it is. Really? Yeah. Is it good? Can you give us another prompt?

Let's see, this final prompt. We just need one card for it. Just make it a really good prompt. I'm really getting fucking nervous. Chbio, why didn't you, we sent them to you? Why don't you copy and paste them? There was a movie about the Titanic starring blank. You guys ready?

Yeah. There was a movie about the Titanic starring as the ship. Lizzo. Or the iceberg. Come on. Damn. What a game. That was amazing, dude.

That was amazing. We really should be professionally doing that, I think. All right, what's the next game in game night? Wine smarts. Oh, shit. That's right. We got a fucking copy of Wine Smarts. Damn.

This episode's about to go sideways. Guys, and if you're wondering, what did Mario Batali say about wine smarts? Well, I'll tell you right now. Wine Smarts is the greatest game ever for wine snobs, wine geeks, cork dorks, and even nascent enophiles. Wasn't he an enophile? No, he was a rapist.

He was a rapist. He's a sexual misconductor. Bad guy. Do you know the difference between a Barbara and a burgundy? Would you like to read Wine List with more confidence? Well, here's the thinking person's drinking game with lots of interesting and useful wine facts to expand your wine knowledge.

And it's got a ribbon. It does have a ribbon. That's how you know that it's basically next level. That's how you know this is an expensive game work. I think it's just questions and answers. Okay. So maybe we can each take one. I think I have all the grape questions.

Mario Battali did you? Guys, all right, this one is a wild card. Ready? Uh-huh. True or false. French wine regulations require win makers to age wine in French. French oak barrels. False.

Let's see. False. Answer. False. Yes. Damn, you have wine smarts. While the French require many things, specific grape selections,

refraining from adding acid to the wines, etc. They do not require winemakers to use French oak barrels. Wow, that was a wild card. I have one. This is the real cards against you. It's way better than cards against humanity. If you buy a California wine with a 2003 vintage,

and this is for the math heads, what percent of the grapes must have been hard? harvested that year. A, 51%, B, 68%, C, 95% or D, 100%. 15%. Okay. That's my guess. It's 95%. Dang. Let's split the difference here. Okay, you guys can each have half a point. This game's fun. Yeah, okay. But let's just do a couple more cards from it. Which of these red grapes is known for its tannic structured wines with taste of chocolate, black currant, and tobacco? Merlo.

Cabernet Savignon. Merle, Merleau, Merleau, B, Merleau, C, Granache. It's Merlot all day. Granacci. Just show me. Or D is Zinfandel. Cabs have. Oh, yeah.

That's right. You are like a wine master. I'm a wine-minded. I think this, I'm going to do one last one guy. I think we're running out of cards. The one thing I want to point out, he worked at a liquor store for like a year. Not even a year. Okay, guys.

Which champagne is most likely the dry. Brute, Cuvier, DemiSec, or Extra Dry. I'm saying Brute. What are you saying? Extra Dry. Pick up Yo, Mike. Brute. Oh, my God.

Even when they try to get you, he doesn't get them. Yeah. All right. I kind of love one. Me too, but I wish that we had more of a broader. Broader trivia. Wait. Oh, shit.

We fucking do. We do have broader trivia. That's right. We kind of prepared some trivia for each other for game night because we figured we didn't want to, we had the wine game, but we want to do some other styles of trivia. Yeah, because not, we don't know that much about wine, if being honest. Okay, who goes first? Camer can go first. No, I'll go third.

Get that out of here. Well, then I will go second. So Patrick will go first. No, I'll go first. Okay. We'll just go round robin here, okay? All right, guys, you have 15 seconds on the clock. Ready?

Okay. What is a lucky Pierre? A, an average looking man Who miraculously gets the hottest guy in the club B, the middle man having sex with two other men C, a very attractive French man I'm going to go with B Okay, B

A, A The answer is Yes B The middle man having sex with two other men That is a lucky Pierre Which could be, I was thinking maybe be like those

cut, like, maybe they look like pieces of bread. The two Well, it's because of the Wifele Tower. Oh, that makes it a lot more sense. I was thinking it was two beautiful, long, baguette-style white penises. No. But I guess you're right. Okay. Here's my

trivia question. Who made promise? What's the answers? Who made promise? Jin, Junkuk, J-Hope, or Jimon? Jimin. I'm going to say Jimmon. Jimon. You are both Correct. Whoa. Good shit. Wow. All right. Now my trivia question.

What happens to your soul after you die? A. Float up and through an infinitely large door. B. A. a searing white light accompanied by unimaginable pain. C. guided through a labyrinth with a golden thread. Or D. Who can say? I'm going to go B. It's actually D. Who can say? We don't actually know. I guess you're right. Two points for P. People haven't figured that one out yet.

Two points for Skateboard P. Skateboard P got two points. All right. What are the points at right now? I think it's 10 to 10. Okay. All right. Here's your next question, guys.

What is frotting? Oh, I know this one. I know this one. Don't even read the answers. I know this one. Oh, let me read the answers. A. Non-penetrative sex when the penises are rubbed together.

B, tickling a man's testicle. or C, having sex in a historic fort or a castle? Me and Patrick know this one, and it's A. No reason, but don't worry about it. I've never heard about that before. Guys, the answer is A, you both get 10 points. Wow. Yeah.

That's crazy. I totally was guessing, by the way. We didn't say I know this one. What is Anna W? User AnnaW from quizzes.com's mom's favorite color. Is it pink, purple, brown, or blue? Purple. I'm going purple.

Pink. Cameron gets the point. Fuck me, man. I suck at fucking trivia. I'm so good at trivia. Don't worry. You'll catch up on this one. You'll... You're going to get this one. My questions just get easier from here on out. Mine get easier, too. What is consciousness? A. The symptom of a chemical reaction.

B, a bowl of fluid ladled from a universal over-soul that is poured back when we die. C. A spiritual rinketal. radio signal, or D. No one really knows. D. That's correct. Really? Nobody actually really knows.

Okay. Guys, what is an otter? A, a hairy man with a slender physique. B, a sex toy to be used in the bath. C, a gay man with lots of pets, or D, a water animal. D. I'm going to go A and D. D. D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D. D, D.

It was both A and D. Right, he gets double points. Oh my God, and I get single points? A hairy man with a slender physique. You don't get a single point. What, I guess, was right. You said A and D. You have to get them both.

You have to get both of them. That's a trick question. Oh, he's never played trivia before and realized or something called a double answer. You'll get this one. I don't like you. I'm going to rip your neck off. Don't threaten him right now because you'll get this one. How many kids does quizzes.com user and a W's mom have?

zero one two three or four two i'm gonna say three she's a middle child one it is four four i said i said four i said four i said one i was thinking four well i was thinking four well that's fair giving the points yeah all right let's hear this next one i said one i meant i have one answer that is my last one okay i have two more after this okay so cameron you do yours and then you we'll just you can finish both you're right uh and this like i said They're getting easier to see them.

What shape is the universe? A, a vast disk. B, shapeless and formless and infinite ocean. C, a minuscule point in a sea of nothing, or D. We don't know. Who can say? D. D.

It's actually a vast disk. Wow. I've actually figured out that it's a disc. Damn. So you guys are both wrong. It's all your points. Wait, we have a chance to get them back right here. You have a chance to get in back.

They're my questions. He's done. He has zero points. I have zero points. But here are my final two trivia questions. Okay. Okay. I'm ready.

How old is Anna W from quizzes. com's mom? A. 10, B, 46, C, 47, or D. 25. I'm going to say 46. I'll say 47, just so we have a difference. Cameron is right. Oh, my God.

Why would she make the old? The mom the oldest one. You have the chance to win it back. I have one more question. But I'm set. I won it back already. I don't even have to worry. Yeah, you do.

Because if I win this, I beat you. If he wins this, I'm going to beat you either way. How many friends does Anna W from quizzes.com's mom have? A, 2, B, 4, C, 1, or D, none of the above. None of the above. That's a horrible thing to throw in this. This is pretty scary. Statistically, it has to be none of the above.

There's so many numbers that aren't covered by that. This guy's a nerd. I'm going to say four. I'll say none of the above. Oh, Caleb. Cameron gets the point. No! Ow! My neck!

Anna W.'s mom has none of the above friends. She had maybe five friends or zero. Or three. Any number? Any number that wasn't listed. It's all about statistics. This is me. This is the face I'm making right now.

I'll tell you that right now. This is you. Yeah, that's me. I'm grabbing my, I'm having a complete heart attack. I'm also this baby with the beating. This is me. And I'm a dog with a thing on.

This is Patrick. This is the poe. This is also Patrick. Holy crap. Now we just have all these photos in here. This is Caleb as fuck. This is Caleb. Oh, that is our fucking president.

Yeah, this is fine. This is Caleb. Wait, let's freeze out. Oh, this is the most Caleb of all. Can we freestyle a couple memes real quick off these photos just here at the end? Yeah, sure. Yeah, let's do... When you're a sexy-ass woman sitting there.

Yeah, when you're about to go fuck Caleb and... Shit fucking you'll get your foot out. When you're a woman and Patrick wants you? Damn. Get away from me, you fucking creep. That's what they say to him. Women, when Patrick shows up? Yeah, they pees out.

My girlfriend and I shared our one-year anniversary. Patrick, what Patrick when he hears these memes? Patrick, when he strikes out, with one of the millions of women that he tries every day? Women when they see Patrick. Women after they go on a date with Patrick. The gravestone.

Women about to be fucked with Patrick. Meanwhile, women about to be fucked by me. Yeah, they're like, shit. Let's do this thing. And they don't even take their clothes off. Well, that was incredible. and I didn't, and nobody said anything about me with these photos, which was very great. Caleb and his neck brace?

No, that's not. Both of these are Caleb. No, this is actually me. When you're a cat, when you're a cat, when you're a cat, when you're a cat. This is, when you're a woman that Patrick killed and then taxidermied. Caleb thinking about boners. Okay, wait, I have. Shut up.

Shut up. When you're Patrick's girlfriend. That's a big hand. You know her. You've met her. We've met her. Yeah, it's a hand. Oh, yeah.

Do you think about what that means? Damn, he's jacking his shit off. We went to medieval times together. All right, guys, thank you for coming to game night. Do we have anything to talk about? No, I have a really cool way to end the episode. Okay. Go check out.

Do we have anything cool to talk about? I don't even know. Go check out the Patreon. Go check out the Patreon. We have a new show on there called Bears We Drink. We're Me, Loule and Rex, talk about beer. There is a different photos on there as well that you can see. You can look at tons of photos.

Are you ready for me to end the episode in a cool way? Yeah, I'm ready. Ow. What if that actually killed me? Bye! Bye.