Podcast About List - Ep. 231 - We Turned Ourselves Into Blueberries

Episode Date: March 1, 2023

CW: Feeder stuff and fat bellies We've grown sick and tired of twitter and it's CEO's antics so we've decided to leave it altogether and join a new social media site to get all of posting done, unfortunately it seems that everyone here only cares about the same thing...  Watch the full video for this episode youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

I have two diet Dr. Pepper's this morning. We're back to the cable clap. He's recovered enough that he can clap. That is so exciting. You notice anything different about me, yeah? Pink earphones. Oh, you're bald now. No, I don't.

With those pink earphones and your natural skin complexion. And this isn't like a hair last week, too. like a this isn't a dig or anything mean just go ahead you look like a cartoon pig yeah no that's not mean and this isn't a dig or mean or anything either but you smell like shit today jubia do you want to unmute you have anything you say to me today no he says it doesn't want to Okay. Guilla, what's that last thing? What's that recommendation there?

Recommended on our thing. What have you been looking up? Why is that recommended to you based on your searches? I don't think it is. I think that's just a fucking news story. Oh, that's just a news story? You're acting like the only people that ever read anything about Hitler or, like, people who are Googling Hitler all day? Yeah.

And I think that's what Jubio's doing. You think he sits on the work computer? You think he sits on Caleb's computer? He's also on Caleb's computer. He's like, yeah, what are you talking about? It's just a new story. He's not going to look it up on his own computer. Then people will get mad at him when he types in H in Google and that pops up first.

That's true. Everybody's South America. Oh, my God. Yep, you're done for it. It's fucking over. There must be like one of those, you know, like the ghost in the machine from that Scooby-Doo movie, the electricity ghost. You guys do a two-guy thing. Okay.

I still have a hard time turn it into the right, so this is tough. So I'm going to do it. Yeah, you've got a fucked up next still. I'm just going to do this. That is, that must suck so bad. Can you imagine if you and me just had our own podcast where we just kind of like looked at each other in the eyes like this and talked? We've done it a few times.

What would we do? They were probably pretty bad, right? I think we, well, I was audited for Scientology. Oh, that was, that was fun. That was actually a fire ass episode. Yeah. We never did, like, pre-though. We never did like, like, pre-pandemic or whatever.

We never did, like, just us. It was always just me and camp. Yeah, you and me never just sat down, just talked to you. There was only one Mommy's Gone episode when Mommy was gone. Mommy was not around. Mommy's, being up busy. Mommy's got the belt, and Mommy's going to hit us with the belt right now. It's kind of scary that what Mommy's doing.

When Mommy gets that belt up, you know, I get scared. I went to New England this weekend, and I think I miss New England so. I'm literally, I'm so excited to open. New England is so much better. better than New York. I'm so excited to do that show in Boston. We went to this bar. I literally, I need to go back so bad.

I miss it there. I want to go to the Tam. I want to recreate that fucking video. You have to three guys are screaming the F word. We went to this bar and there was a, it was like, it wasn't even that late. It was like 11 o'clock. And there was this guy. We got there.

There was a band playing. There's a pool table. And there's two guys playing pool. One of them is like an old guy. Like, you know the guys who were so old that they just look, they have like black eyes. permanently you know they just have like purple around the right they just have stuff all the throwing up they do every morning it's got to be that yeah just popped blood vessels from like trying to remember a birthday and then this guy he's sitting

there and he has like he has a predator like a really nice pool cue and he sucks bro this old man was fucking terrible I've never seen a worst pool player but he's playing against this amazing like 35 year old guy with skin like a wallet who's just like, was the drunk as I've ever seen anybody be, just like a bar stool like New England guy. And this guy would go down, he would miss a shot, and then he would just start

dancing, just like, ooh, ooh! Like right in the old man's face, and they didn't know each other. So he's just this random guy that he was playing him, and it was making, it was like a fucking nightmare. It was like a nightmare where you can't like, where you try to, you get in a fight and your punches go in slow motion?

Because it was like, you want this guy to lose so badly, and the guy that he's playing looks like he'd be a great pool player, but he's just, the guy was like, like, choosing to shoot the wrong ball every time, the old man, he was fucking,

he didn't go over and coach him? I'm imagining now a nightmare where, yeah, I'm playing pool and I'm horrible, I'm losing to this guy, and he's dancing in my face, and it's like a horrible nightmare, and right when I think I can't get any worse,

I look down on my hands and they're all, like, arthritic. Yeah, no, that guy was living, I'm also 90 years old. An actual fucking nightmare. His dementia, he freaky, he thinks he still thinks he's 16 at the bar. He was like,

he was, you know, You know how sad it is when an old guy is, like, still doesn't really have it together? Yeah. And they're, like, kind of, like, it's clear that they're, like, ordering food and they're a little nervous or something. No, it's, yeah. Like, an old man with social anxiety, actually makes me, that makes me so sad, bro. It's so fucked.

It's like, how is he not? Do you know what's even? French onions? No. Oh, I'm panic ordering. You're fucking 80. Same, similar thing. When an old person is, like, a hoarder, but you can tell they didn't, like, become a hoarder because they got old.

Like, they had. stuff that's like they've just they've been like that they've lived in a house filled with newspaper and beer bottles since they were a kid scary yeah that like that's what they're used to yeah that's it's not that they're it's not that that's like an old person thing it's that they've been doing it for 80 years yeah the idea of an old person like yeah going to Starbucks and having the person they're with order for them is like actually making me want to cry it's horrible it's like the saddest thing i've ever even thought about oh my god And just like an 85-year-old guy.

Doing that, but then both of their fingers break. An 85-year-old guy who goes to the movies, and the guy's like, enjoy the movie. And he says, you too. And he's like, oh, no. Oh, no. Well, that's your thing is that old guys. He's going home, and he's dipping his quill and his inkwell,

and he's drawing a socially awkward penguin on a piece of archedman. That is our crumb. This guy was just like that, bro. He kept, like, he kept, like, tripping over himself, and he, like, he's tied his shoelaces twice because they just came untied. It's just, like, old guys like that. Like, if you were, like, a nerd in the 50s, you're, like, still, like, more, yeah, you're, like, you're, like, you're, like, our crumb, though. You're, like, a guy who's just very vindictive and just very, like, I fucking hate everybody. You know, you know how in, like, UHF, uh, Weird Al is, like, the guy and he, like, forgets his to go out to dinner with his girlfriend.

You know that, like, type of trope. That, like, an old guy who does. that, I feel like usually that's like the old guy, you're like, oh, he's senile, and he doesn't care, and it's cool, but an old guy who can achieve being that kind of like forget, like, somehow, I'm imagining

an old guy who's forgetful, but you can tell it's not dementia at all, and that he's just like, completely, just a, fuck up, yeah, like, imagine Mr. Bean was, like, on, like, Medicaid, you know? That's scary. No, he is now. Fucking old-ass. Well, probably.

Yeah, I don't think he's on Medicaid. I don't think he's on American citizens. Well, those old, those, there's like, I think this is like a new, Medicaid. He's on the NIHs. That's like, that's just a new phenomenon, though. I don't think, I don't think old people are afraid that. That's, you're, you're in fear of the future where there's going to be old people like that for sure. Like old people ordering at restaurants are so confident.

Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what's scary is like. People with social anxiety back in the forties, they used to, and 50s and 60s and 70s used to string them up by their feet. It's the same feeling I have when I used to watch a Larry King interview or whatever, and he's 98 years old. All he talks about is how scared he is of dying. It's like, bro, that's not what I want to hear when I'm a kid. No, yeah.

It is, you are, I'm feeling a fear that I never thought of before. I really is bothering me to think about an old, like, the way that I usually think about an old person being a fuck-up is like, oh, he's like a, he's from a different time. Like, yeah, he's like, he doesn't get how to interact with his children or something. No, yeah, like my great guy, that's just literally, yeah, oh my God. It's really terrifying. Yeah. And those are like, and now that I think about it, I think most old people are like that.

Like, no old people haven't figured out really. Yeah. Well, I mean, I think a good chunk of them do. But, like, maybe even my grandpa, now I'm thinking back at, like, times and he just, like, said shit that made no sense. And I'm like, oh, maybe he just got so, like, overwhelmed and kind of anxious that he just was weird, you know. Yeah. My grandpa, I mean, I've talked about my grandpa just forgetting my name, but like, I, like, that, I think that there, I think he's the polar opposite. Maybe he's also just stupid. Yeah. This idea of a stupid old person is pretty sad, too. Yeah. I think it's the polar, the polar opposite guy you're describing, like the old man with social anxiety. Yeah. This is the jock. The jock. My grandpa. That's what I'm saying. My grandpa was like, ah, Chris, whatever the fuck. Every old guy, I think they're the jock. Yeah, me too. I just because it's a way that their skin looks, there's wrinkler. Because jocks usually live long. Yeah. Right?

The nerds kill themselves. Yeah. They know how the scary the world is. The jocks live. The jocks spread their seed to generations, right? The jocks are the ones with all the grandkids. Yeah, the nerds never fucked. The nerds never got no damn pussy.

They got sent overseas to do codes. Exactly. Yeah, they stayed in Vietnam. Yeah. Because they got there and they were like, do you guys have anime? Yeah, wow. We should invent anime. I know it's the wrong country.

Don't worry about it. The nerds are over there, man. The nerds are still in Vietnam. And you know the worst part about the nerds in Vietnam is, is that they're, they're making all these fucking foodie videos. They're like weeb, they're like webs for fucking Vietnam in the 60s. They're like, oh my God, is that a hole in the ground I'm living? That's amazing. Oh, my God.

Yeah. They were like that, though, I bet. Yeah, there was definitely a lot of people who probably just were, I think. There's a lot of soldiers with glasses in Vietnam. Do you guys ever think about if you got forced to go in the military, would you go MIA? Would you go AWOL? Dude, I would go AWOL immediately. I think I would also do a wall.

I would probably do surgery on myself and remove my hamstrings or something. I know somebody. What the fuck are you? Why? What? Oh, to get out of. Yeah. But what if they're like, if I, like, break my leg, they're going to be like, you broke your leg.

But they're not going to believe. I'm going to say, I was born without hamstrings. And I just never noticed until today. By the way, I hurt both the backs of my legs recently. So if you see two little stitches, I hit myself on a razor scooter. of you fuck up, right? What if you go like Axel from Crested Meadow? You put your arms into some wheels. And they're like, yeah, you're in front line.

We actually want to clone you. You actually will now be the prototype for every other person. That's true. I guess I would run away from the Army unless the offer they're making me is that we want you to join the Army and we're also going to clone your genome for a turn. The entire army

is going to be you. Yeah. I would do that in a heartbeat. Most famous guy in the world. Do you think we'll ever be at a place where... You'd be like Captain America. If you had wheels for arms and a turret on your belly 100,000 Captain America Yeah, you'd have a turret in your belly That was like a Gatling gun

Wow You'd be rolling down the brr And then we would We would fucking we would We'd go to the bar after We'd take out the whole bar Everyone's everyone's out Because you can't kill them

Well we wouldn't kill them You can't stop shooting the belly gun But we would just imagine Every time you breathe in and out It's shooting a new bullet Just imagine you go to the bar on the base The military base And it's just all you

Damn. Just all sing an Irish drinking song. Everyone trying to say, I'll buy you the next round. Yeah, everything in unison. I'll buy you the next round. Do you guys ever think this is a terrifying concept if you love violence? Do you ever think that all of our wars will be fought in virtual reality? No.

No, because you're going to, it's like, Because I'm kind of training for that. It's like when you play with a cat with like a laser pointer, right? They don't feel fulfilled because they didn't have something that they could, like, sink their teeth into or their claws and, like, pretend that they're killing it. Because they think it's a ladybug. Yeah. Yeah. They think it's a bug that they're chasing, but it's not.

It's just a little red dot. True. Here's what I'll say. And this is a little bit maybe of a history lesson. But you guys are going to need it. Need it. The soldiers, they have all, I think the soldiers have always been. been there those are the stupid guys and they just say you guys can fight each other we

know whatever you guys you guys you will just send you over there to fight you go play outside why do they always send the poor why do they always send the port the real wars because they're worse the real what it's always been it's about spies and the spies are the top level and the spies are going back and forth and stealing documents and stealing cars and stealing paintings and back and forth and that is and exactly and putting it away my knowledge is And that is what will move online. The soldiers, they never mattered.

That part of the war is nothing. My whole knowledge of spies, everything I know, is that there's a black guy and a white guy, and they're trying to give each other a bomb. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that? Yeah, I actually read a whole book about that as a kid.

Yeah? And some of it was a little gory. Did you ever read those? Spy versus Spy versus Spy. I read all the Spy versus Spy. I was obsessed with Spy versus Spy as a kid. I did. I loved Spy versus Spy.

spy in the mad magazines I had the, like, anthology of all the spy versus spy, and they had a bunch of it was all, they're all funny. Yeah, first of all. But they had a bunch, they had the thing where they do, like, guest artists or whatever, and there were a bunch that were, like, really gory. Like, really nasty.

Yeah, like, I would do all these really detailed. Did they ever do, like, a reverse cowgirl sex thing, where you see the spies, cocks, squeeze into the other spies of fucking asshole and it stretches butt cheeks apart? What are you talking about it like this and he's looking back at the camera like yeah like yeah and they're fucking no the guy who made spy versus spy like escaped from cuba or something that makes sense yeah

and he was like i need to make i need to make spy no yeah he was like he like he hated castro oh and he was like i need to make this to show people what it's like that's what it was like there just passing bombs back and before i could be completely wrong about that because the last time that i no no no you remember learning about that is when i was maybe eight years old Next time you're in a Barnes & Noble and a kid is reading a spy versus spy thing, you should walk up and be like, did you know this is based on Cuba? Well, I remember the anthology having, at the very least they talked about Castro in the like, in the like intro or whatever. And there was something about how he hated Castro when I was like, was a spy, was that all in Mad magazine?

Yeah. Yeah. That's where it was. Yeah. Man, that was one fucking crazy magazine. I miss that so much. I miss getting, what are you talking? I miss getting them for Easter.

I'd never got them at any other time in the year. You were never alive at a time when Mad Magazine was like a big thing. It wasn't a big thing, but they made it. I know, they made it, but it was terrible when we had it. When I was a kid, it was good because I was a kid and I didn't know that it was bad. I mean, that's like, like... I still, you got to see that your first fold in the fucking end of the back. Okay, but wouldn't you be a little pissed off of like a 14-year-old now is like, I love Smosh?

No. Yeah, you'd be a little bit like... It would be weird, but... I had my dad had... No, because that's all, that's videos. That's videos from back. But if they were saying, I love Smosh. I love the fucking, when they, I love the girls in Smosh.

Oh, then, yeah. Okay, good point. Yeah. The Mad Magazine we grew up with was bullshit, you know. They had some good stuff. I have my, my, my, talking about Obama. My dad had, they had, they put a lot of the Mad Magazine stuff into just paperbacks. Yeah.

Like collecting stuff. And he had a bunch of old ones of those, so I would always read those. And those were fire. Do you guys sometimes feel like you were half raised in the 2000s and half raised in the 1980s? A little bit because of your media diet. A little bit because of my taste. Because I was walking around in my life and I was going at school saying, yeah, my favorite movie is Mel Brooks.

Yeah. My favorite movie is the Mel Brooks film. Yeah, and I was like, my favorite movie is Yu-Gio the movie. I remember I said to somebody I said, I love Young Frankenstein. They said, oh, is that a rapper? Oh, shit. I ought to fucking shoot you in that. No, it's the most terrifying movie ever made.

Yeah, it's actually a really fucking scary. And you wouldn't be able to watch it alone. It's the scariest comedy ever met, so. I did, I watched a lot of TV land as a kid, so I watched a lot of, like, different strokes and, like, good times. And then I think when I was, like, seven or eight years old, I called something Dino Mite to one of my uncles, and they were like, what the fuck are you? Because you said Dino Mite? Like Jimmy, J.J. Walker. Yeah, well, of course, you should say Dino Mite.

I think I should bring that back. I think that's cool. I think that what I should do is just watch good times again. say everything they're saying. I think I should start calling stuff jive. Yeah, I think you could do that. I'd do that right now, but with YouTube. You call YouTube videos jive?

No, I watch YouTube. I say everything they say. Yeah. I do kind of do that. Yeah. Yeah, I've had to stop, you know, it's so easy to pick up on just funny words from like really stupid people. Yeah.

Fact, not fiction, Playboy. What's that from? Dan Quinn. Oh, yeah. I was watching. That's definitely in the upper half of words that you can take from Dan Quinn for sure. There's some things that you don't want to take. There's one about a guy in the NFL.

Yeah, no, that's a bad idea to take a lot of stuff. I was at dinner with Alex and Joe last night. And I was Alex said, Alex quoted it. This guy's going on a double date. Name dropper. Alex, Alex quoted it to me. And Joe asked me why I was laughing and what it was from. And then I just showed him that full the Kim.com video while the waiter was like pouring water.

Dude, it's always the worst when you go out to a wait, to a, to a, A waiter, a waiter, a waiter, the waiter can hear everything. Yeah. You know, and you're like, oh, man. I wanted to talk about porn. I wanted to be silly and talk about poop. Silly things. I was at the gym a couple days ago, and I was watching Fox News on TV.

Found that. The Fox News with the sound off. And I don't know if you guys saw anything with this. I have no idea what actually the story is. But Fox, I just want to do a quick kudos and a shout out to Fox News, because they landed, I think literally. the story that they couldn't have dreamed of in a

year. Really? An amazing story. The most Fox News story I've ever seen, I feel really... Well, I'm getting excited. Go ahead and tell me. I just want to give it a shout out. I looked up at the TV when I was running on the treadmill, and the headline that they had, it said, prosecutor suspended from

court case after misgendering child molester. Wow. Isn't that incredible? Wow, that is incredible. Hate the player. But you've got to respect the hustle. That is pretty incredible that they landed that one. Oh, my God.

That is pretty amazing, man. Literally, they couldn't have dreamed of getting that. It's so funny. The prosecutor was suspended. They were prosecuting a child molester, and they suspended him from the case. They could, like, if you were, if you were in, like, the writer, like, if you're, like, pitching the stories to Fox News, and you told them that, they would just, they would be like, no, we, that's not believe. That wouldn't fucking work. That is,

I have the proof. That's Facebook comment fodder for like 20 years. Oh my God. That is the biggest W that you ever got. My uncles are going to have a fucking aneurism over that. That is pretty incredible. It's so crazy. I've been,

when we've been on the road, I've been just hotels always the only news thing they have. The only news thing they have is Fox. Drake. I don't think I'm Drake. You think you're Drake. 2 p.m. in Providence. Look at how you're dressed right now.

You think you're dressed like Drake in anyway? He's Drake. Why are you making that face? It's kind of like, what does he sound like? Was it, was, a, was up, was up, was up. Was he was a bear. I went to, anytime I'm in a hotel,

I just end up watching Tucker. And Tucker had the best news story I've ever seen in my life the other night. His news story was, of course liberals went to order masks. They're not very good looking. And I was like, okay, that is the most incredible thing I've ever seen. That is the funniest thing.

And that's, by the way, that's on a channel. It's called the news. Yeah. And he's just like, liberal women are so ugly. They have to wear masks. That is so fucking funny, bro. They've been on one. They've been firing on all.

Dude, have you seen what's going on with Hannity? No, I mean, would you just slam poo as always? No, he's literally like, like, trying to look like Trump. It's so funny. He's always had a bit of a lot of that. Oh, he's like getting, like, he's stopped dyeing his hair. He's getting, like, Trump Orange. Did, uh.

He's, like, putting on, like, Trump Tanner just to, like, look more like him so that, like, he thinks that, like, that's the thing. J-Bio just Googled Sean Hannity today, and I do the same thing, but it's so funny to Google a celebrity's name and then today. Today. Dude, he looked like Stephen Colbert back then. Everybody did. Oh, my God. That must be why the rapport was. So.

It was so fucking satirical. I have a picture of it. I say I was going to make it my phone background. Is it Andy or Bill O'Reilly where old Killicam went on and said, you mad? You mad. Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly. Okay.

Wow. Okay. Yeah. That looks very. Oh, yeah. He looks just like Trump. Yeah. He does.

You get a punch in on that real right quick. I don't think he needs. I think that's people believe you. People believe that that's Trump. It really just looks just like him. Yeah. It's pretty cool. But, yeah, Fox News.

it's cool that they are nobody seems to really care anymore but for a while people were so mad about Fox News I think eventually they're pretty incredible I'm watching them pretty much every day now and they are consistently

it's always they always got China and Russia are teaming up oh today COVID was leaked from a lab they said that it's official okay that's true amazing they often talk about they often and talk about families being murdered.

Yeah. And they really are always just, they're hitting it. Yeah, they're hitting every single mark. But do you remember Tommy Lerrin? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who the fuck? Not a damn soul is talking about her.

She was like a huge threat for a while. I thought her name was Tommy Loren. I think it is. Probably. Tommy Laren. Which is going by Tommy Laren so that doesn't sound gay and French, you know. I always thought it was Tommy Loren, too. She, you know, now that she's all over, bro, she was kind of busted.

She was everybody. Everybody's like, oh, it's so dangerous because she's like if, like, a hot, like a conservative guy was in a hot lady's body. It's like, I don't know about a hot lady. Well, what I would do is I look at her and I just see her and I'm like, damn, she's kind of hot. And then I'm like, engage ideology glasses. That's right. That's right. Disgusting.

She got fired. I was looking it up. She got fired from the blaze, which is like that, like, I think. I think the daily wire. No, that's, that's Glenn... Oh, yeah, Glenn Beck's thing. You got fired from Glenn Beck's thing for being pro-life. Wow.

Or pro-choice. Yeah. Because she was a slut. Wait, she was in, she was pro-choice. Yeah. She said, like, yeah, like women should have abortions. Yeah. Whoa.

That's why, that's why Trevor Noah was going on frigging dates with her. Was he beating her up? That's what I remember. He was beating those cheeks? Dude. Trevor Noah. Imagine them creating the craziest TV show of all time. He's kind of legendary.

He's kind of legendary for that. Kind of legendary status. He dated Dua Lipa, too. Did he? Yeah, remember that? Dude, he fucked Tommy Loren and Dua Lepa. Wow. That's pretty incredible.

He's not funny, but... Whoa, whoa, hold on, man. Not funny, but... Listen, if you're watching this or if anybody who's part of the Hollywood celebrity group is watching this... And all that Fox News stuff, we are not. We like him. It's an ironic thing.

And Fox News is... It's an irony thing. Fox News is not very good. Not ironic. We like the... Not the country. It's ironic. Meal.

We like the... What's that? We like... Sam Cedar. What is it? Song Exploder. No, we like cyanide and happiness. That's where we get our stuff.

XKCD. That's our stuff. That's where we get all our news from. Not Foxx. No, we don't read, we're saying, when we say Fox News fucking rocks, we're saying it Also, a bit of a doomer ironic. We also do not, we don't look, we don't like Western centric news. So we usually, we do People's Daily China, news from Africa.

Al Jazeera. Al Jazeera, this type of stuff. We know, we don't watch any news that comes from over here. There's a guy in my street I talk to. Al Jazeera. Al Jazeera, cool. He gives you a bunch of news. And he told me COVID was created in a lab.

Yeah. Well, apparently it's official now. And he said that there's a prosecutor. Why do people care? Why were people so hesitant to be like, no, it wasn't created in a lab? It's like, who cares? Yeah, probably. I don't give a fuck.

It's way scary. If it actually came from a bat, that's way scary. Oh, yeah. If it came from, what was that the people were like, oh, people are eating bat soup and stuff? Yeah, but that just also looked kind of delicious. Yeah. That looks like one of those, the bat soup thing? That's like a once a year meal.

Actually, that's, that is maybe the. scariest thing in the world that you could be like, I'm going to eat this. I'm going to, okay, they have a crazy thing on the menu. I'm going to try it. I'm going to do one time. I'm going to have bats soup. How bad could it be? And you kill millions of people. That's literally what you say. You say out loud,

bat soup, how bad can it be? Yeah, no, that is. Yeah, going to the, going to like a restaurant with like, yeah, we serve a kangaroo burger. And you're like, oh, interesting. Yeah, a year later, a billion people are dead. I've never had bison. before. It's like that

it's just an animal. It's not that crazy to bat. And I know this restaurant is taking the appropriate safety precautions. They're not like just throwing all the They're not throwing all the for me in a tub. Yeah, that is way more terrifying. That's also like, that's a story. Like, nobody could ever believe that.

Of course that's not what happened. Eating the Domino's pizza out of your fridge after six days and me like, I really shouldn't, but like, I'm really hungry. Just destroy the world. Just literally. They're calling it. Maltop cocktails.

being thrown into windows, right? Families just being like, like just exing out members of families on the Christmas card. Because you were like, you're like, do pepperonies go bad? Wait, I don't think so, right? You're like a ghoul?

You're like, half the people that you know in your life now have just like no stomach. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Of course it was just some guy in a lie. I was like, oh, shit, I spilled this.

Yeah, just doing Powerpuff girls and just mixing up the ratio. Yeah, I just forgot to change clothes before he went home. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, there's no, I mean, it wasn't bats, though.

Then people were like, no, it's Pangolins. And I was like, okay, new animal to know about. Pangolins are the ones with the big claws. Yeah. They're like, they have scales. They are, like, one of the coolest looking. It's an ardvar. The animal, isn't that an ardbark?

It's like an armadillo or ardbork, kind of. Yeah. It's an armadillo, ardbark. That was an animal. You just said ardbark. I did. That's like my little brother used to only, he called it an avocado. Couldn't say v.

Weirdest fucking speech impediment I've ever seen. What is a pangolin? These animals are sometimes named the scaly ant eater. Okay, I don't like, it says another notable, oh, okay, never mind. I thought it said noble ant eating mammal. I don't like, noble. I don't like in documentaries when they call an animal noble. I call every animal noble.

I don't like that. I love it. What is the animal doing that's impressive at all? Look at that thing. This thing probably eats its own shit, man. If that's what fucking COVID came from, then it beat us. Isn't it crazy that just diseases in general, they just come from animals? Yeah.

And then they just make that leap. That's pretty scary. That's what I'm pretty... I've been recently very, very afraid of mad cow disease. Mad cow disease is scary. Because it just pops up for no reason in 250 people a year and you have one month to live. Yeah. One month to live?

And here's the thing, here's the symptoms. No cure for it? No cure. Here's the symptoms. Now you get me scared. Feeling crazy. Headaches? Check.

I get headaches. And losing your memory. Check. Oh, shit. I forget shit all the time. Yeah. I get kind of worried about maybe I'll accidentally eat human flesh and get like a preon disease or something. Yeah.

Yeah, the preon thing. Kuru or something. Yeah. So, MADCow is preon. I still don't really know what preons are. I said it to somebody last night, and they were like, is that Scientology? I was like, no, but I get how you could think that. It does sound like a fake thing.

Yeah. But it's like something that if you get too much in brains. It's in brains, too, I think. Oh, okay. Like if you eat, that's what you get preon disease if you, I think. But if you get too many prions. Well, I think you can get preon disease from eating brain too, at least is what I'm. That's me.

That's my, I, Y, O, N. P-R-I-O-N. Damn. What am I thinking of? Wait, say it. again. P-R-I-O-N-N-E-S. That's a name.

Prionis. Prionis. Yeah. Or like princess. What am I thinking of? All right, guys, I completely forgot that we have an amazing... Oh, speaking of eating. Yeah.

I can have eating stuff until you turn it to a crazy thing. That was a good segue. You got it today. Good job. Whoa. Wow. I'm pretty impressed up. That might be your first one ever.

That's the first time I've ever done a good segue. That was pretty good. He is too much headroom in that shot. Yep. All right. Let's get into it. Today, we're doing a website. Should I say the name of the website?

No. Yeah. It'll be in the slides. It's a website where there's a feeders forum for people who like to eat sexually and be fat sexually. Yeah, you may think that you like eating, but I promise you don't like it as much as these people. And if you do. you should not watch this episode at work because you might get a bonger.

Also, yeah, we should, I was thinking should we put a content warning on this episode or something? I'd be like, yeah, we probably should. Do you hate disgusting food eating? My stuff ain't that, isn't that, I maybe have a few that are kind of really nasty. It's not as nasty as diapers. No, no, it's definitely not as bad as diapers.

It's not as bad as diaper talk. If we combined the two, that could be great. I don't like that, which I think there is a bit of an overlap. Yeah, so to get into this website. And this is, yeah, it's like a forum, but it's kind of like a forum. Oh, and also, I want a shout out to a Twitter user at Neurotard who sent this website to me. Thank you for this. This is all for you.

I don't agree with your username. I think that is not okay to say. What's wrong with it? But thank you for. That's his name. Yeah, that's his name. Thank you for sending us that website. But it's like a forum.

but it's more like a social media feed than a forum. Yeah, feed, and feed is the operative word here. It's basically a Facebook clone for people who want to get as fat as humanly possible. You might have hear that and say, wait, you mean Facebook? Oh, shit. Come on. We have to make eye contact when you cheers or it's bad luck. Let's dive in.

All right, let's dive in here. Also, I'm still getting into three. themes on PowerPoint. I think you guys should look them up before. Wait, okay, so tell me about these themes, man. Because these themes... I looked up food theme. Wow.

And look at that. Look at that. It comes to the preset background of what I think is Korean barbecue or something. This is basically Incredibad. That is to say, funny and original. So, first thing, first thing, well, you guys, I'm guessing that you guys used your computers to do this, to look this up. No, I did it in my brain.

You did it in your brain? I did it on an abacus. I was imagined everything. No, I'm just saying I used the mobile app that they have. They have a mobile app on Groyko. Grokio. Grokio asked as soon as I downloaded it, it asked me to track my activity across other companies' apps and websites. And you pressed a loud.

And obviously I pressed aloud. They also asked for my location so that they could get my approximate location. You do have to put your location in it. Yeah, you do. Yeah, which is kind of weird. Yeah, I had to use this while I had to look this up, I had to prepare for this episode while I was moving my apartment. So I had to use the app the whole time.

And it tracked me the entire time. So I would jump in all over the fucking place. It thought that you were going just kitchen to kitchen, just fucking slapping down croissants. Yeah, so this first thing here is the first post that I saw. Oh, this is my account. Okay. Feed me, at Feed Me Food Board.

Very, very funny. And this is my profile picture. Yeah. Okay, yeah, I bet But you've got a lot of messages. Yeah, I have a feeling. I had a feeling that we were all going to have a pretty similar idea today.

Yeah? I didn't make my profile. No? No, I figured that someone else was going to do this. Oh, yeah, like fat. All right, well, I made my first post feel so fat after deluxe cheeseburgers. Wait, so on your app, it says like and comment.

Yeah. Because that's not how it is on the computer. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait to see what it's called when we dive into your guys' stuff. Mine says like and comment. Really? Yeah, what does yours say? I guess we'll see.

Wait, what do you mean? What? Mine said like in common, I think. Are we on a different website? Maybe. Grommer? Yeah. Minds said like and common.

All right. Well, yeah. Nears feed me food more. Feel so fat after deluxe cheeseburgers. These are the kind of post that you see. Pounds of cake. This is not directly referencing anyone, but some of y'all need therapy. Damn.

That's cold. A lot of infighting. And I'm worried that they're talking about me. Probably. Yeah. Oh, well. Every time my fat belly breaks something, it brings me great delight. Today I broke a ladder instantly when I stepped on it.

That's what I've noticed. Yeah, there's so many. A lot of people on here, their specific fetish about being fat is breaking stuff. Which is cool because it's just ultimately a power fantasy. Yeah. But also, like, what is that guy doing where he needs to get on a ladder? Painting. Oh, yeah, I guess that's got the cookie jar off.

the top of the fridge. That's what it is. Get to the top of the fridge where you have the dog treats and you've run out of food in your house. I like this post a lot. Just boils the whole website down to its essentials. Big fat belly, eating again. Bear Cub 94.

He's not that old for a belly that big. No. Three more years I could have a belly like that. That's what I'm learning. Finding size. Fucking Girl Scouts are going to clean me out. I just tried the adventurefuls or whatever they are and I'm already going to go for a.

another box and some thin mince. Probably going to get some tag-alongs, too, and those more ones. Fuck, I'm going to buy a ton. Dude, if you buy Girl Scout cookies and you eat them, something's wrong with you, man. You eat one, and you give them to somebody else. If you eat a whole box of Girl Scout cookies, I'm just anti, I've become very anti-sweets and cookies this year. I don't want cookies. You've completely lost the plot.

You think I've lost the plot, mate? You're acting strange. You're acting. You're a bit daft. I only eat butter and meat. You have a tapeworm in you that is probably eaten so good. You want a little, yeah, you want a little one in you? I don't want your tapeworm.

Whatever, bitch. I don't want your tapeworm. You want it. The amount of C4 energy that that tapeworm has, creatine, that tapeworm, that is probably the... It's swimming or hunt swimming circles around in there. Have bang energy in that or something. I don't believe that there's actual coffee.

I switched to coffee. I've realized recently that caffeine is the most fucked up extreme drug. Yeah. And it'll make you really scared of your own house. Yeah, me too. Continue. Yeah, it's pretty scary. Puts a small mouse and crushes it in one hand in front of you.

Are you afraid? Do you have fear in your life? Eats the mouse. That happened. And there's nothing you can do about it. It shoves you. What kind of sick fuck would like this? The blob.

One person likes this. This is a post from The Blob. Oh, is that a small massacres. That is so scary. This guy needs a... This is not what this website's for. No, this is not what this website is for. This guy got the wrong idea.

I've also made sure that I didn't make anyone's names publicly or anything. Yeah, that was smart, especially for that one. I will say, this guy should have been... When I was looking for... I was trying to find this website because I forgot the name. And I was just, like, searching thing. And I found a website that was called, like, the sociopath forum. And I'd like to explore that.

Yeah, we've got to look through that one. Okay, we'll get to that for sure. This next one here, Bear Belly 24, fun fact, my belly button is over an inch deep. Imagineing I'm sticking a tape measure into it. Yeah, Alex Trebek. Yeah.

This is an inch deep. What is Beer Belly 24's? Bear Belly 24's Bellet button. Oh, I'm sorry, it's not Beer Belly, it's Bear Belly. Yeah. I'd love to see one of those YouTube videos where it's like GoPro lowered. Into his belly button. It's two seconds long, but still really, it's grosser.

This guy, I really like. The big, fat, greedy boss, somebody is like doing a cosplay stuff, I guess, on here. That's his kind of like character. The big, fat, greedy boss, that's good. It's times like this. You all have to suffer, my boy. Takes a bite of hoagie.

You'll see when revenue is down, we have. You didn't much. You need to say that. we all have to do it less. I'm afraid there just isn't enough to go around. Wow, the big, fat, greedy boss. That's what he sounds like. Kind of Rick vibes.

Yeah. Getting Rick vibes from that in a serious way. This is next one here. My new catchphrase. This is from hungry. This guy does look hungry. Imagine getting that username on this web, I know.

Yeah, that's pretty amazing. I probably had to pay like $500. Oh, yeah. To buy it from someone. Buying it from somebody who's been sitting on it. I'm going to make a hundred accounts on here called like ice cream eater burger lover and ransom them off to people. Making an account called hamburger and just being like, I hope so. You know, wait, this is the bio being like you can buy, this can be your username for $10,000.

Metabolism. At metabolism. Yes, I'm going to eat a tub of ice cream, but not sure if it's due down to boredom. or hornyness or both. Do you think these people just have a wire crossed in their head that confuses hunger in their penis? You know what it is? What?

And I have a whole section on this in my slides. Okay. But I think literally, I think 75% of them got this way from watching Willy Wonka. Yeah, no, no, we've talked about this before. No, but this, I have empirical proof. You have proof? Okay, we'll get to that. Okay.

This next person here, oh, what's this one? What did it? Okay. Future Chub, any feeder wants to force tons of, of food and gallons of soda in my gut swelling it to dangerous state and shape and making me almost to pop. Feeling of total overfeeding

and tons of pain on my gut will make me pre-com on it like it's a broken water up. Oh my God. The descriptions that they have on this website are pretty fucking crazy. Now I don't remember if it's the next slide where somebody Oh no.

That's this one. I love to be blackmailed to get fat, trying to eat food for like four or five people delivered to me and having to record all my eating to not publish my kinks and say it, but I doubt it could happen to hot jocks. Feed me foot more commented. Oh, interesting.

Oh, they said, oh. Well, you, that's you. That's you. It's your account. You said you made that account. That is you. I did, I thought maybe I cropped the screenshot. No. No, you did not. This next one. Oh my God.

Little Susie fell down the well, do something. Cracks a glow stick and throw it down the well. Thwack. Ow! She's alive. You know what? Somebody is on here doing weird Twitter-style line break jokes. Could have been, uh, could have eaten her. Could have been worse. Could have been a lot worse. Could have been a lot worse. He could have eaten her. This one's really good.

This is just a screenshot of YouTube.com. I didn't really have time to organize all my, all my slides, but I just wanted to show that this person just linked to YouTube. Yeah. It's kind of an amazing post. It's a good post. Oh, yeah, but this is the same person. I think all these next slides are from the same person who's trying their hand at these line break-style jokes here.

Gifts you a comically oversized question mark to give to a friend when they say something that makes you go, what the fuck are you talking about? And no, you can't use it on me. Damn. I would like to gift you a comically oversized question mark. With the way my brain works, I know I'd be getting that thing a lot. Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.

Fischel, for sure, my new catchphrase. That's cool. Takes an overdose level of laxatives and stands in the elevator for 12 hours with an unending, unresponsive smile. Evil smile. He missed evil. It's the most important word in the whole fucking word.

It's like that movie devil. Yeah, but he just starts shitting. Yeah, it's a fountain of ducy, yeah. Damn, because it smells straight up like sulfur in there. Wow. Next one here, same guy. Pizza slices are legally considered the Italian ninja star. I defy you to challenge me.

Oh, I eat of the food. Oh, I become the 700 pounds and come on a guy's chest. That would be a pretty funny account on here. I have to admit it. Fat Italian Elon Musk? Yeah, that would be some funny shit. That would be fucking dope. That would be fucking amazeball.

I think maybe after this, we change all of our, or we change one of our accounts into that. No, that's the next same guy. Me as a mafia boss. Kind of in the same, like, straight, like, line of thought here. They like mafia bosses. Starts punching the table very passionately. I want him dead.

I want his family buried. I want his house plants dead. I want his house burned to the ground. I want to spit on the ashes. Can you read? You said buried and it says dead. Yeah. You really can't read at all.

I can't read from here. I don't have my glasses. I wasn't going to say anything, but you've done that for every one of them so far. What's going on with you today? You're okay? You've been misreading everything. Literally stepped on my glasses while I was moving.

Nerd. Velma status. me if you ever pass away in front of me i promise i'll bury you in your native land of china other guy wait what me shh closes their eyes with two fingers these aren't even about feeding bro why did you even put these in here because i wanted to show you that the users of this website are actually fucking comedy gods oh okay what's what would you say the joke is there oh well here's okay now we're back into the good stuff this girl scout cookies are here america don't be fat also don't miss our national bake sound.

A political. Another joke. Another political joke. Yeah, they're pretty smart. And then this, I think this is the last slide here. I don't usually post so frequently, i.e. twice within five to six hours, but this is a required post. Finally, someone is pointing it out. Some 23% of Fortune 500

cop corporations claim to engage with the sustainable development goals framework. Yet, a peer-reviewed study found that a measly 0.2% have developed concrete methods and tools to evaluate their progress progress toward relevant SDGs. Is that S is an S or a 5?

That's an S. Okay. Only 29% of almost 12,000 Fortune 500, Fortune 100 board directors had relevant ESG credentials according. Look, I'm not going to read the whole thing, but somebody went on here to get on their damn soapbox. You can't read. No, I can't read without my glasses. The TV's too far away. far away.

I'm near-sighted. I can't fucking see that shit. I can't believe I'm learning today that my friend can't read a lick of English. Oh, that's okay. Well, good job, Pat. We'll go over to my slides.

It's very interesting that while I get to this. Okay, so I... So I... So listen, so I try to sign up for Grammer, right? But I... For whatever reason, I didn't get

the verification code. You have to do, like, a text and an email verification. Yeah. And my verification code wouldn't come through. It kept getting stuck in a spam filter or something. So I just tried their kind of sister site, which is called Phoebe, which I guess I found out that Grommer's is mostly for gay feeding. Oh, yeah.

And Phoebe is basically the straight version. The social networking community for feeders, feedies, fat admirers were a quirky bunch of men and women who love words like curvy. It was designed with the needs of heterosexual feederism community in mind, though we remain open to all people of all-oriented. So I went in there, I got in there, and I made an account, Patrick Doran, NYC. We did the same fucking thing. Well, but I said your name and location. Yeah. Well, I gave them, I was stupid.

I gave them my location. Yeah, yeah. I gave them app tracking. I did Patrick Doran, NYC, and I made some. I joined and said, what are some good foods to get started with? Henry Coe already liked it. You didn't even post a photo of me? I thought that that would be a little much, you know, yeah.

And also, I didn't have any photos of you on my phone, as surprising as that sounds. Wow. That's a mess up. Because I'm a fake ass friend. You are fake. I have so many photos of you. So Phoebe was kind of a little bit different than the grommar stuff. The interface looks exactly the same.

Yeah, but some of the user base is different. They might have taken the exact same site template. It must have Googled feeder website template. No, it's also Grocchio. It's the same company. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you probably had it.

on that app as well. Yeah. This is Fat 420 Queen says, I'm a pig. And Fat Man Walking says, message me. Oh, it's also liked by the fat gentleman and makes me game. Just pay attention to the people who like these posts. They are incredible, some incredible names on there. Fat 420 Pig, this is all of her, basically all of her posts here.

I want to eat. Food. Who want to rub my belly while I eat? Time to eat. And these were all like on the same day. Pretty amazing. Make her bigger is a really good name. Chubby nerd.

Yeah, big fatty bear coda. What else? Fat future. Does anyone just want to trap me in their house and turn me into their very own fat toy? I promise I'm very easy to capture. Fat future? And there was a couple of comments there. Fat future food gang, eat them all.

There was a comment there, but it got cropped out. It looked like somebody, I can't really read it. Yeah, I can't read it either. Yeah, but it says something about me. Yeah. I don't know who commented that. Yeah, who knows. She likes her belly.

Foodie Ferry. She likes her belly. This is from Foodie Ferry. So, I woke up to two baked potatoes sitting on the oven. Everybody appears to be asleep. I want to eat them so bad. Should I? People are saying, do it.

Yes, put all the toppings. But then Mormon Tempeth says, yes. But I'm sure there's more context to consider. We have to look at both sides of this. I'm pretty certain there's more to this story. All right, what else? You have a gas leak in your house and you forget that you've been making yourself baked potatoes every night. Then I started looking at some of the profiles, so I found this guy.

This is fatty, fatty, right? 21 years old, six feet tall, 365 pounds. This is a big, big guy. I didn't put any of these screenshots in my slides, but the best part of this is that if you go to someone's profile, it shows you exactly how tall they are and how much they weigh. And there's some incredible combinations. You can only check two per day, so I didn't get a screenshot, but you can check people's weight history in a chart.

Well, I also didn't put this in, but on Grommer, if you scroll through people's feeds, it posts updates like a Facebook feed where it says like, it says like, this guy gained five pounds today. And everyone in comments is like, nice, getting close to 400. Yeah, it does the same thing here. But I found this guy fatty, fatty and I really liked him, so I sent him

a flirt on the actions as Patrick Doran, NYC. I said, I'd love to have dinner number three with you. Oh, you select the flirt. Yeah, so you can do belly rubs, hugs, hi, how's it going? Great profile. Thanks for following. Eat up. I'd love a belly rub from you. You're handsome. You're gorgeous. Nice curves. If bigger is better, you must be incredible. You're a chubby goddess. You're my WCW. You're my MCM. Let's go Weight Watchers and piss people off. Let's go to Weight Watchers and piss people off. And you look like someone who enjoys long walks to the buffet. Which is kind of a good yo mama joke. Yeah, that is good.

He posts stuff like this. I'm really sad now. I gave $50 to someone who scammed me. If I gave you $50, would you run to, or would you buy food? Likeed by you and Carmen is a whore. Likeed by Patrick Doran, NYC, I guess. Taking blob applications. Blob applications. I have an idea, and if any feedee wants to do it, shoot me a message. You go to the drive-thru, and I give you about $50 to $75.

You go up and order one large meal. After you finish it, you order another large meal, et cetera, until you can't fit another ounce inside your belly. Plus, everyone working there will definitely think you're a huge fatty. And then this guy had an amazing name. Opiate of the Massive. Wow. Tell me that is not a fucking sick man.

That is incredible. He's been on here for six years. Let's take a look at some of his post. He's in Philly. Let's explore the dying malls and take notes on the empty temples of a dying consumer's God together. Oh, like by Topanga. This guy is sick, dude. That is sick.

That's crazy. This guy's fucking ill. I really like his post. I'm sure he's also pretty ill if he's on this one of sense. Yeah, definitely. Another 2023 resolution. He has some feelings about the community. Okay.

Being more forthcoming about liking someone and wanting to make out with them. And make them unrecognizably fat, among other things, edited. And then he also says, I don't care if you're trying to hit on a guy, a gal, or a non-binary pal. Don't let your very first fucking message to a complete stranger be a compliment about their anatomy and your desire to touch it. And Bay says, or about a belly button survey. That's what most of my first messages to people are like a survey about. What do you like to do a survey about your belly button? I'm from the...

I'm from the U.S.N. says I'm going to a belly button survey. That was the word I was looking for. Okay, the massive says... A censor has a pen that it's just like... It sticks it in the belly button. Ah. Snips it. He says, reserving an entire section of the buffet, so it's just you and me.

So no one is any of the wiser about me stuffing you until you can't move and rubbing your belly to make more room until it's time to leave and I have to wheel you out. And Patrick Doord, NYC says, would love that. Wow. It's kind of an interesting... Those words there kind of sounds like... It sounds like lyrics. You could maybe turn this into a song. Yeah, you could.

And then I found this guy, NYC. Locale, right? So he seems pretty cool. He's in Irvington, New York. He's 22 years old, five feet tall. And he, if you notice, he doesn't seem very fat. So what could he be doing on this here feeder forum? Maybe you're trying to gain. Well, I think that...

Or he could be going to gain muscle. I think you might be surprised. Here's his first post. He's joined Phoebe. Been a minute since I've been on Phoebe. Hit me up New York locals. Gassy women are way too underappreciated. So let's look at some of his other posts.

Any gassy women want to talk. Do any women like to fart but don't have the fetish? That one was edited. Does anyone know how I can make a feedy, bloated, and gassy? I know the basics, but not sure what else works. Big Beautiful Belly 18 says lots of soda. And he says thanks. For me, it's lots of garlic.

Do any women like air inflation? I do, but I don't do it. R-R-L-L-L. And then so... I finally got into Gromer. I finally got into Gromer and made a new account. This is Cameron Pitter.

24 years old, New York. Identify as gainer. Gender, other, interested in men, looking for asexual relationships, languages, English, and Vietnamese. In the process of rapidly gaining Wait, we've been talking about this, you're rapidly putting on humongous pounds. And I made some friends pretty fast just by posting that photo.

I got a message from NYC Encourager. Great photo, hair and shirt, Cameron. Let's meet up here. This guy's going to be so maddy. I cut my hair. He's going to fucking kill me. He finds out I don't have that hair anymore. What if he's a hair gainer, too?

And I'm not even wearing that shirt. What if he's a hair gainer? You're endangering my life. No, no, you're going to be fine. I missed. The bullets will ricochet up. I must have lost the screen. shot this morning because I couldn't find it, but I did find

one where the guy was like, I just had this other account that I found and I, and he had this one post that was like, just had the most amazing experience in my life. I made myself completely jizz to completion just by jiggling my belly

fat in the shower. And every comment was like, congratulations, congratulations, congrats. That's the best part is everyone, everyone knows what's up on here. Everyone, well, like, not that everyone knows what's up, but, like, everybody who

post something, the only comments are always like, great. It's no one even asking any clarifying. Everyone knows everything. That's why I was very surprised that one person even wanted context for the potatoes thing, because they weren't just blindly like, yeah, eat every piece of food around you like you're in an RPG.

They were like, yeah, there might be some context needed for the potatoes. All right, so now I have my slides that Jubio really rudely put a title slide on for no reason it's literally not needed. I don't know why he's doing this. He keeps doing this fucking title thing. It's piss me out. It looks horrible.

It's disrespectful. What are you going to put on here? Swastika, you fucker? Oh, that's great. Yeah, thanks a lot. Your slides look great. All right, now stop clicking. All right, now here are mine. So, first of all, this is from Fatshtagram. This is the first post I found. Sat next to a

beerbelly guy at a Burlonell screening. Couldn't focus on the movie the whole time, L.O.L. A Burlundail, I don't know if you guys No, that's like the Berlin Film Festival. That's like if they play, it's like a prestigious. It's like con. Yeah, so he was sitting and he was watching. He was seeing like a fucking whatever movie.

What's the movie that Jubio likes? Tar. That's about Irish. Sure, tar. And he just, he's just the entire time looking at the guy who's next to him in the belly. Coleman, 2021. Anyone who wants to poop on me? And what you'll notice here also, on grammar, they're not likes.

They're called nom. notice that, dude. And it says these people nom things. Oh, my God. Yeah, it says like fat belly guy, one, two, three noms this. That must be short for nominate. Yeah. For an award.

Every you click is a nomination or an award. Let's see what else you have here. Okay, so this is where your theory kind of comes in. Yeah. Is this guy says, Garbage Can 18 says, Wish I could turn into a blueberry. Yeah.

Garbage can 18 was making me laugh so hard. Carbid's a good team. Which, you got to hope he's not five years old. That'd be bad news if he's on this website. But I found, yeah, I found a bunch of blueberry is one of the, is, ever, I've, so this other thing, on this website, you can only do one search per day. Yeah. So I've been on here for days on end.

Unless you get the premium. Which I did not get the premium. It's only nine bucks. I really thought about it. Yeah, I also thought about it, but I was like, I can just log on to this every day for five days and that's okay. And the first search I did before I realized there was a limit. that one of the top hashtags are like trending searches every day is blueberry.

If people just search blueberry, they can lock on here and they search blueberry and they look at all the posts. Squishy bum boy says, I'm in such a blueberry mood. Someone turned me into a blueberry right now. Oh my God. Wonka 93 says the most unrealistic thing about Willie Wonka is that he isn't fat. If I were in that factory, I'd be so round. Hell, I'd probably greet my guest just permanently as a blueberry. He'd just roll out as a blueberry, bro?

Wonka 93. Yeah, these are friends of Wonka. Fatten me to death, PA. I'm feeling like a blueberry right now. Fatten me to death. He's on here a bunch. He'll see a bunch of him.

Fatten me to death, PA. Wow. The devil. I need a Mr. Wanka top hat to wear while an obese blueberry brat gulps me down and then a bunch of emojis. Wow. The devil

Holy fuck The devil The devil hops out of ear He's like I need to look like Willie Wonka Dude I gotta say

You don't see any shit like this Over on Phoebe man No No this is way better than Phoebe The devil Um Big bellied boy Tired

This guy doesn't really care That much tired and exhausted Just want to be a balloon Or blueberry or whatever Doesn't give a fucking He's just a balloon or a blueberry You know what I want to be a blueberry

But if I Look if you can make me a gobstopper Yeah I'll take whatever. I'm not too impressed about it. Snowsberry. I'll be at Schnazberry. Pokemon Gainer.

Here's something that I learned. What? The amount of fat people in Houston is amazing. So many big round-bellied civilians, too. So these feeders call non-feeters civilians. That I saw a bunch of that. Really? Yeah.

They call them civvies. Civilians. Wow, dude. Very, very exciting to learn that. Do you think they have, like, you know, in like, military guys have, like, gear that they make, like, shirts and stuff. Yeah. Like, proud infidel or whatever.

Do you know what else they have? You think they have, I wasn't able to found anything. I wasn't, I didn't have enough days to search this. They also have, they have a cruise that they all go on a cruise ship. Dude, that is a dangerous, dangerous cruise ship. And people, people will post and be like, is the cruise any good? Should I go? People will be like, yeah, you got to go.

Wow. Do they fuck? Well, that's the problem. They have to really carefully distribute their bedrooms on the cruise ship. So they just, it's a full, full wally, this whole thing. Yeah, that's amazing. Here's another Pokemon Gator.

Tonight's Last of Us wrecked me. Wow. Yeah, so they're keeping up with all the big prestige TV shows. Heavy fart load. So, sorry about this one in advance. All right. Wish I had a lazy farting homebody garner buddy to spend the day baking, baking, and baking with, smoking up and then baking our turds in our butts for days.

To see who can grow the biggest toilet clogger and lay the stinkiest pre-poop farts. We would also be making heavy, fattening, constipating baked goods, never leaving the house as we fart and fap our lives away at home. So eating a bunch. Baking our turns in our bunch. Eating a bunch so that you like... So, like, it's the oven.

But can I direct your attention to the most incredible part of this post? Baking, baking, and baking. They're talking about making baked goods to bake farts in their bellies And then smoking weed and baking. God damn. That's like... Instead of wick and bake, it's bake, bake, it's bake, bake, and bake. That's like those, like, sentences that you see on Wikipedia that's like, oh, yeah, it's all one word.

The buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, yeah. Baking, baking, and baking. Oh. So, yeah. Wow. Pretty crazy, right? Let's keep going, though. Heavy fart load again.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is there a world poop size? I've been making a massive grogan in my poop shoot for over a week and I can barely leave bed farting constantly as the turd festers and generates fart gas feels amazing as the farts leak out around the enormous rock hard blockage anyone else have a log size fetish

aren't grogans the fucking the aliens from Mass Effect I don't know I never played Massifax Wait this guy hasn't taken a shit in a week Yeah he's baking a grogan Holy fuck, man. I swear to God. Let's see. I think, yeah.

And then there's a comment on there from this big stomach. Did you know there was a man that had a genetic condition, which made it so that he couldn't poop at all, and he ballooned so much? I think he was known as a human balloon. No, it's Krogan. Krogan. Yeah. I don't know what a grogan is. Well, like, Crogans are like, what they look like.

If this, if you grew a turd that looks like that. Oh, wait, oh, they're the frog guys. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That would be funny. Yeah, that would be amazing. They kind of looked like that when they first come out. Yeah.

Big belly 13 just says poop. That is an amazing, amazing post. Poop. Poop. He's got one of those bellies, the fronts that looks like a guy's face. Yeah, he's got a talker. Yeah. He's got a big-time talker.

Yeah, I can have a conversation with that. if I was tired enough. And you know he's making it like, poop. Poop. Yeah, he looks like he's halfway through the O's. He's doing the Aes Ventura butt talking with his belly. Fatten Me to Death, PA is back here. Anyone on here good with computers?

Having a few issues. I need a manual time into the bed, put a feeding tube in me, turn it on and never turn it up. He's so needy, this guy. He needs people to fix his computer, turn him into a... Fatten me all the way to death. Fatten me to death. But first, can you fix my computer?

computer. I don't know how to connect my printer. Chubby Beer Belly says Muse was phenomenal last night. If people can't see, he has a slice of pizza hidden under his tit. Oh my God. That is unreal. Yeah, that's a photo of him at the Muse concert. Fat me to death. Either I'm pregnant, have a parasite in me, or I'm eating too much. Can't figure it out yet.

I'm guessing parasite. I'm not sure which it could be. Keep the food coming. Says, does anyone else have a physical ick that you dislike for me? me it's mullets i don't get them and i very rarely see people look good with them here's some people's icks oh yeah beards okay wearing unnatural colored contact on ironically wow okay that one actually i do agree with that yeah that one i would actually agree with that too and the mullets actually too yeah actually all these are pretty actually they're all pretty

disgusting um little one says the inner battle of wanting to be the biggest or making him the biggest so this is kind of shows that it's like a power street it can be This is a flex, sort of flex, could be a feedy, could be a feeder, right? He does both.

Uh-huh. Wow. But it's also like, you know, it's like something where you imagine like, oh my God, what if my spouse got famous

and they left me behind? It's like, what if my boyfriend, he grew to 700 pounds and I'm stuck back at 400. True. It's hard, that's,

you know, hard for us because we're all dating, maybe we're trying to be all celebrities. Exactly. So I'm just saying the celebrity lifestyle is pretty similar to the feeder lifestyle.

I just wanted to point that out. There were not all that I'm, as soon as I get my celebrity, my celebrity feeder stuff, she is not coming with me. Oh, no, I'm dropping her. No, they're going to pick me up in a forklift to take me out of that house. Thomas the Twunk Engine, DMing my first D&D campaign today, hoping for the best. That patches? Good for them.

It kind of does look like Patches' body, a little bit. I'll never know. Why am I still meal prepping when some scientist could be turning me into a growing test subject? Okay, definitely patches. He's talking about nerd stuff now. That's just such a funny... What does that have to do with meal wrapping? Here's someone's bio.

And this is what I'm talking about people who are breakers. They like to break stuff. These are a few of my favorite experiences. Being told I'm too fat to top because, quote, my back can't handle the weight of your belly. Hearing a reinforced stool creak under your weight. Unable to access the attic due to low capacity ladder, being unable to reach up because your shirt will become untucked,

hearing the sigh from a fellow plane passenger. church they sit down next to you, being unable to recline a movie theater chair because your thigh won't let off the up button, pretending to be too cool for school because spirit clothes don't come in your size, being called plump by a partner as they lose interest from your gains, wondering if the barber's chair will hold your weight, choosing a booth because that chair looks flimsy, choosing a table because that booth looks too narrow, choosing to eat at all times whenever you can and all you can. It did seem a little, when I was reading all this shit, it does seem like a little bit

of an appealing lifestyle. Oh, absolutely. You literally are just... You do what you want. You're like a sim like you're so aware of your meter just like ice cream every day descendant like it's amazing you're god you're godzilla you get to make you like like all of those like foods that they make on like the subway ads that are like stupid as shit where it's like oh we're gonna put like we're gonna make an egg tornado with like whipped cream on it that is your breakfast lunch and dinner sounds fucking dope it does sound incredible um never enough what's the craziest thing you've done the game enrolled in a two year degree program no when I finish, I'll get a raise that will 100%

go towards food. Wow. Shotha says, I think that they should make bathroom scales, which speak your weight at 80 plus decibels for gainers, which is a cool invention idea. And 80 decibels, it can damage your hearing if it's supposed to go over too long. It's about the level of a busy downtown

street. So it's because you can't see the thing. Yeah. Yeah. So you would have it just yell so loudly. I looked at 80 plus decibels literally as the threshold. for ear damage. That's exactly where it is. Like, imagine, like, you live next door to a Gainer in, like, a

house with paper thin walls, and they have that fucking scale, and you're just eating breakfast one day, and you hear just, like, 450 pounds. And then 10 minutes later, you hear, 455 pounds. Yeah, they just hear a guy just come.

Oh. You weigh 480 pounds 4479 this next thing I discovered a thing that I did not even consider to be part of this website and this is the craziest thing to me

is a one pound cup shot we all have those sometimes you got to be a gainer to have one of those probably the bigger you are the more the bigger your nut yes right 100% no it's because when he he's shitting when he's shitting

Oh, he's shitting as he's jizzing. That's gross. That's going to do that. That was funny to me. He's on YouTube, man. Shit and jizz, bro. Let me read you guys this new corner of the website. This is from Jay Belli Lover.

Any Preds, which is short for predators. Want to vore me? Turn me into a pole of meaty sludge digesting in your gut and then turn me into shit in your toilet. Might even have a few trophies you can take. Hashtag Vore. And I know you guys are wondering what that guy's profile picture is. It's a centaur that's standing on his hind legs, and he's really fat,

but only the horse belly is fat, and the human body is really buff. Wow. How does that make any sense? Yeah, that is... It's really good. Wouldn't they both be fat? Would it be a fat horse? Why is the body so buff?

It's really funny. Yeah, I really liked this picture a lot. That is really good. How are you standing up like that? Why would the horse billy get fat? And not the, why would the whole guy be fat? Twink 99 says, pray, come on out, or come out, come out, wherever you are. And then tasty snack boy says, sounds like a trap.

Oh, my. Wait, oh my God, lip-a-con like this. Damn. No, he nombed this. I am your prey, noms this. Oh, okay. Yeah, but sounds like a trap, I'll stay hidden, was really making me laugh. Yeah.

Swallow Me Whole says Are there any preads out there That feel like slowly and brutally Mulsing up a prey And their hairy guts were no one But you can hear my whimpers Or see my struggles, Colin Pete Dude

It's crazy You're talking out I'm goofy I want to be eating a life Bair Satisfied Belch says The urge to sneak up Behind an unsuspecting

Prey boy And swallow him down In front of his friends And family is growing Satisfied Belch Satisfied Belch Satisfied belt I don't want to gnom that

I would not nom that No I would not nom that A prey boy You like prey boys Me? Yeah This is the I would

I think I probably am a prey boy Yeah you kind of are a prey boy Right I'm like one of those I'm like one of those Perfectly smooth Japanese cakes That people like so much

I'm like that to it Yeah I'm like that right I just have nothing on me Um Zach Autumn Runner It's too hot Can I put you in the freezer for a bit And then lick you like an ice lollie?

this is like I can get behind like the guys who are just like feeders like the guys who are just like oh like I want to be like the biggest fucking fatest you think it's wrong to freeze someone and lick them like a nice lolly you think that's wrong this is their lifestyle this is their sexuality who are you to judge you know what you're like j k rowlin you know what yeah you know what I'm being a furf yeah you are being a fucking furf um and now we're going to end here with some some nice motivation from show that I just have a few messages from him that kind of, this can send us off the rest of the week and we'll feel good and we'll be happy and we'll have some mantras

we can repeat to ourselves. This is what I need right now. And this is from Shotha. First one. Dreams can come true. It depends on how much you want them to come true. Oh, that's nice.

That is sweet. Second one. Thank you for the encouraging comment on my photo. I'll always have room in my belly for you. I'm going to start using that for you guys. And now the last one, let's bring this energy

into the rest of the week, guys. come to New Zealand and I'll eat you and that's all I go. Yeah, dude, that was an amazing Shotha. This is definitely... I'd like to talk to Shotha again

sometime soon. He's a good guy. We've studied the diaper people. Yes. What else have we looked up? Just other weird things. Most of weird stuff. This community seems like...

They seem nice. They seem very nice and they seem very loving to each other and they just want like I'll say I don't like the I don't like the guys who want to eat meaty sludges of other guys yeah I don't think that those guys that's what I mean guys like Shotha

Shotha he doesn't he doesn't respect to boys yeah these guys are great I don't like the people who call themselves predators and they want to they want to sneak up behind somebody and eat them like a cobra yeah I don't say my thing my sexual thing is I'm a predator

I'm a predator no you don't understand I'm not like like a sexual assault or anything. I just like to eat guys. No, I just want to I like to eat them and digest them. In front of their friends and family. No, I'm a good guy.

I'm not a brother. I'm not a brother. Yeah, I'm going to unhinge my jaw like a cobra. I don't ghost women. I just eat guys. Thank you. Uh-huh. Thank you for watching.

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