Podcast About List - Ep. 232 - Podcast About List Idol

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Welcome to Podcast About List Idol where some lucky contestants are competing for the chance to go to Hollywood to sign a record deal. Come along with our three highly successful hosts who are ready to crush anyone's dreams if they suck!  Watch the full video for this episode youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

I don't know the snap is cool though. The snap is great. It did look cool, but when it comes to the technical purpose, it's woefully. We should burp. I'm not too worried about the technical purpose. I'm an artist. We should burp to sink it.

What? That would be some funny-ass bullshit. But you don't. don't understand how a sync works. Yeah. No. But I doesn't know how a sync worked. You never watches anything.

You burp real in, you real loud into it. They're real close. Like, you could do like that. Burnt like real close and like that. But that doesn't help you sync the audio in the video at all. You need to have a something. A visual, maybe like a guy going like, yeah, but what, at what point in this?

So, okay. I'm going to, I'm going to do a mind burp and you tell me when I burp. Okay. Ready? Yeah. See, you didn't even. What if first thinking it would use the gentle lapping of the ocean's

waves? Maybe that could help sink it. That would be actually fucking beautiful. Because you'd know it goes, whoosh. True. Did you guys? I love when the ocean gets sucked up into my butthole because it's so loose. No. What is wrong with you? You are in a rare form today. You're in a rare mood.

You kind of feel like I'm kind of scared of you to this morning. You're not scared of me. I'm a little bit thinking. I'm thinking that I took muscle relaxers. You also, I don't, I. What? He took a muscle relaxer. I took like five.

What? Why? Read what the name of them is called. You just wanted to chill. You wanted to chill. No, I'm not on muscle relaxers. I was joking around. I took muscle relaxers one time and it didn't do anything.

Yeah. That's because you're already so relaxed. Yeah. Because you're a cool breeze. The ultimate chiller. How can such a chiller get in? need more chill, man. You're the one who looks chill today.

Yeah, I know. This is like we're chilling in a pile of dog hair. Come on. You look like one of those, like, L.A. guys that rides, like, a Vespa. You look really scary when you do that. Oh, my God. You like the Joker. No, I don't.

The Joker looks like this. Because he's all around us, because he could be any one of us. That's true. Because he just got makeup on. That's true. No, it's actually his skin. His white skin A big vat

Literally the whitest guy ever You will never see A black joker On a movie Steve Harvey won Bernie Mac What movie Cedric the entertainer

Those are comedians The Kings of Comedy They're all black jokers In what world are they jokers They're telling jokes But they're not going up They're going You don't know that

There's definitely Look at Steve Harvey laugh That is not how Steve Harvey laugh Steve Harvey does not go Whoee, wow. He doesn't do that. He may have done that once or twice, but he doesn't say Batman. He doesn't talk.

Look right there. There's already. Oh, yeah, I guess he does. All right. I don't think he looked. Oh, man, he did. Oh, my God. That is the Joker's suit.

I didn't even consider that. But, I mean, you just, it's, it's, um. That is one of the most beautiful suits. This is one of the most beautiful outfits I've ever seen in my entire life. If they did a black Joker, I mean, people would be, it would destroy the world to be over. Yeah. People would be protesting. It'd be like, oh, I was thinking about this.

Yeah, yeah. Because I don't know, you guys probably saw, they're filming the second Joker movie. With Lady Jajah. Yeah. So, and Patrick's been shopping at Tarje recently. You are Tray's Roshay. I am. But wouldn't it be funny?

Because they already, they completely blew their. they're a load with saying they're going to kill people at the first Joker movie and they're not going to say it for the second one yeah so if I was an evil guy we won't even go there

no we on YouTube now oh yeah okay so I'll feel completely safe what would you do but I would write a movie if the movie was about how a guy would it just seems like that's I'm not I'm not going to see them

what would you do what would you do if that took place in Candyland right what Just think about that. You are... What would you... What would you do of what took place in Candyland?

Like an imaginary world. If what... If an imaginary world took place... The thing that you can describe it if it's happening in an imaginary world is what I'm trying to say. Oh, okay. Yeah.

If the Joker 2 premiere... If the premiere premiere happened in Candy Land, I would not be in Candy Land. Yeah. That's what I... Somebody be loaded candy corn in a 9mm clip. You think that the second Joker movie is the one of the one of the...

I'm saying that's when they let their guard down. I will just say that's, listen, think about it. Which, which World War had Hitler in it? Oh, my fucking God. Well, yeah, he was also in. That's crazy. He was around, but he fought him. He was around.

It's like when you see the Joker in the, the Batman in that cell. Yep. You're right. Yeah, at the end of the Batman, the riddler he was in the cell. And also Hitler. Yeah, he sees. Hitler from my Who did they get to play Hitler?

Oh my God. Isn't Hitler in the Captain America movie? Didn't they play Hitler in that? No, no, no, no. Because Hitler is, like, completely replaced by Red Skull in the movies, I think. So Red Skull just is Hitler. Yeah.

I can't remember. He might, he may be. Red skull is a red skull, and he has a swastika still on his skull somehow, like right in the middle of his forehead. He has a swastika on his skull? Yeah, some design. Well, it's also a mask, isn't it? Yeah.

No. In the movie, I'm pretty sure it's a mask. He got a red... No, his normal face is a mask and the red skull is his face. It's been a long time. It's been a long time since that came out. Yeah.

I've forgotten pretty much everything about it. You know what fucked me up? I saw, like, the thing that said that that King Cruel album, Six Feet Beneath the Moon, came out ten years ago. I don't even know what that is. I always thought that King Cruel was a toothpick who I should kill. I never have... I like him.

And I've cared about him. stupid shit. So this is not being like I'm a cool guy. But I saw that and I saw that thing you were talking about where it said this King Cruel album came out however long ago. I felt 10 years. I felt nothing. You didn't feel a thing? I didn't even read it. Oh man. Or look at the video. I didn't even care because I'm so cool.

Yeah, that is really cool. Yeah. Meanwhile, I find out some Magic the Gathering set came out 10 years ago. I found the floor saw it. Or you find out somebody makes a thing that you came out. out 25 years ago. You go, what the fuck? When your mom posts like a photo.

I don't even remember that. Yeah. Your mom posts like a collage and it's like got a fucking picture of the collage from the year before because my mom goes. For sure. Have you seen those? Oh yeah. The collages?

Yeah. The collages my mom makes for my birthday where she puts the fucking other collages from the year before into the collage. So there's like 49. Collage. Collage atopia. It's kind of a gold ratio. Oh yeah.

So let's talk stackatopia. Yeah. Or stacktopia because I, we. For those who haven't seen Stactopia, it was chips that were stacked. And it was very funny to see this video again because I totally forgot about it because it was from a while ago.

Oh, it's right there. It's the first result. There's something to clarify that. I wanted to clarify something here because I remembered exactly how this happened and it was making me laugh really hard. So this is Stactopia. You haven't seen Stactopia.

And if I remember correctly, the way that Stactopia came about is I picked up this chip and I was like, whoa, look at this. And Caleb said, well, it looks like Spanacopoda. And Patrick said, oh, yeah, stacktopia. Patrick thought that Caleb said, stacktopia. It was like, oh, yeah.

Yeah, by the way, people think that we maybe stacktopia. People think that we maybe stack those chips. No, no, they came out in the fire like that. And all of these photos are because I was trying to upload them to a 3D modeling app because I wanted to make a 3D model of stacktopia. And it didn't work out. So now that you understand Stacktopia, now you will go back and you'll be watching. And you'll be watching it with an entire...

And now it can go completely viral. And we posted this... And post the story behind Stacktopia. Did you see that hold? This happened probably four months ago. Yeah, I was a lot of time ago. And so this is... But now is the time.

The world's finally ready. Three days ago. And I said, do you guys remember Stactopia? And then you said no. And then I sent you this video that I made. I thought you were talking about Pop Tropica at first. No. No, I was talking about Stactopia.

It took me a minute to remember what Stactopia was. Because I was like, that sounds so familiar. And I found like 30 pictures of my own. I'll just a bunch of chips. It is stacktopia. Dude, if 100% of stackopia. Imagine, imagine that's an island. What would you call it?

Literally nothing else you can call it. Yeah, I think I'd be more, it would be more crazy. No, no, it would be chips. Because there's no reason. If that was an island, why would I be like, oh, yeah, it's chips stacked on top of each other? The amazing thing is that there's an island that looks like chips. Yeah. Not that it looks like chips.

And you would still call it... You guys are getting hung up on this... I would call it Chipville. No, you would call it Stactopia. If I lived on chip... If I lived on chips already... Yeah. I would call it...

If I usually lived on one ship... And then I saw that, maybe I would say... Oh, Stactopia. Especially if they was like... Either way, there's a universe where you would call it... If I saw like a... If there's only a universe that exists where you will call it Stactopia. Well, I call it Stactopia in this universe,

but I don't call it Stactopia in the universe where it's... It's an island. Where there's already a stacktopia. No, in the universe, I live on a chip. Okay. Which, that, you get to harvest salt? That could be a movie. Yeah.

Chip, Chip, man. Just a guy, just a different alternate. That could be even bigger than Star Wars. A world where everybody lives on a chip. His name could be Chip, and it can be called Chip on the Chip. That sucks. That's stupid. Hear him out.

Hear him out. I already heard him out. Those is the only part of his idea. Well, that would be the TV show that comes out after the movie. Or maybe, yeah, that comes out of the animated series. Well, Chips is already... That's a cop show, though, right? Chips is already a thing.

I never saw that. Me neither, but I just know the name. It's funny. See, but I click on that show and I go... Then there's no chips. And I go, oh, I thought this was about a guy who lives on a chip, and he sees chips stacked, and they call them Stacktopia. I thought this was a guy who lived on a giant chip, and when he got hungry, he just reached out and ate the ground. But no, it's...

It's about two cops. It would be so hard to eat the ground if you lived on a chip. You would have to have a jackhammer. It's a stacktopia. And it's an island in a sea of salsa. I'd like to get you stuck between the stacks. The salsa sea. The salsa sea.

Chip and the salsa sea? Uh-huh. I'd like to see him get stuck in the stacks like 127 hours. I have to saw his own legs off. I would eat my way out. Yeah, it would be called four chips. Yeah. So they have 127 hours.

Four chips stacked on top of each other. And I'm stuck between. them in parentheses. And I'm small. And I got little, that's how I'm stuck in the chip. By the way, I'm small. That's a perfect subtitle for a movie is, by the way, I'm small. On the poster.

The Chip's Adventure, by the way, I'm small. Because you walk up to that and it says Chip's Adventure, you're like, oh, it's a guy. It's about Chis or something, right? It's a spin-off of Chips. And then you get, it says, by the way, I'm small, you go, he's stuck in a chip. Okay, all right. I got it now. He's in the chip.

This is seen now not to get back to downside. But that's just what it should have been. Downsizing. If it had a subtitle, by the way, they're small. If I directed downsizing, you don't understand how fucking amazing that movie would be, right? Because it would be, because you're watching, what are you watching? You're watching, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and you're saying, wait, why is this a bad thing? Their lives just got awesome because they can see things in a bigger, new perspective, right?

But the only problem is they're stuck in this boring all front lawn and the house. Fuck that. You're going to the mall. You're going to the miniature. You're going to the toy store. You're going to the toy store. You're fighting the toys. If I directed that movie, they would just go to a town that was really small.

It was exactly the same. Isn't that what they do in that movie? I don't know. They get moved into like little condos. Did you see downsizing? No, downsizing that. We're talking about honey shrunk. Downsizing they went to a small.

I'm an oat. Do you know what I realize the downsizing? Honey shrunk, I'm an oat. You know what I would do though? I would go. I'm a small oat. By the way, I'm as small as an oat. No.

I'm a small as a chip and I'm as small as an oat. Texting someone you met at a party. We're like, hey, man, it was nice to meet you. By the way, I live on a chip and I'm a small as an oat. Something happens on the way to open the party. Hey, man, can you come help me? Hey, I need it. Just a text.

I need a favor. Five texts later, I live on a chip. I'm a small as an oat. I don't have time to explain how it happened, but I'm, oh, my God. I live on a chip. If you're texting, I'm in the salsa, I'm in the salsa scene. A smart, like the smartphone thing where it's like the iPhone screenshot from like 2011. Yeah.

And it says like, it says, I live on a chip and then the person says, what? And he says, and I'm as small as anode. And then they're like, wait, what do you mean? He's like, oh, my God, I'm sorry. I live on a ship and I'm as small as a cat. It's a boat. Oh my God, fucking auto correct. Yeah, I live on a ship and I'm a sail out on a boat.

Can you imagine how long if you're texting somebody that small, how long those three dots would just be sitting up as they jump from letter to letter and just try to heat up their hand hot enough that it registers on the touchscreen? Oh, my God. I guess you would have to put spaces in between each dot. Yeah, well, you would send, you would jump on the dictation. The dictation button. And then I would say it in really small letters because your voice is so high-pitched.

Or you have to get right up in there and go. go, I live on a chip, and I'm as small as an oat, period. And all that just to communicate what you are. Not even, not even, and I'm hungry. And not how you feel. And not how you feel. And I'm not feeling very good today, period. I need crumbs.

Shrug emoji. No, shrug. Shrug. Shrug. Not hug. Not hug. Shrug. I live on a chip, I'm as small as an out.

Small as an oat is the, that's the innovator. That's beautiful. If I made a movie like downsizing, this would be the concept, okay? It's a guy, and we never get any backstory for why he's small, but he's a guy who lives in our world and has to have just a complete, he has to live as close to a normal life as possible while being as small as an oat. Yeah. So he has a job.

They don't give him, there's no sort of. It's like flat Stanley. Yeah, but it's kind of like, it would be, I guess, It would be, I guess, some sort of comment on how we don't have any, how there's not a lot of accessibility. Because it would take him probably a couple of years to get to work every day. Or every year. Unless he wrote a paper airplane. But even, I mean, how fast does a paper airplane go?

Four miles an hour? Depends on the wind. To an oat. In the city. To an oat, it's a bullet trend. Yeah. But it's still very, it's the same speed. If you were as small as an oat, it's relative.

If you were as small as an oat, though. Do you know what I think about Einsteinian? discoveries. That's true. If you were as small as an oat, why would you leave work at all? You can just build a perfect home in your filing cabinet. We're talking about accessibility and stuff. If you're as small as an oat

and you're not on some type of welfare, I think our government has failed. That's true. This guy who is the size of an ode who lives on a chip should not have to work. We don't fucking pay. We don't pay these fucking OCP. That would be the whole thing. That would be the whole thing.

We don't pay fucking Oat people. His fucking Oat-sized welfare queens do shit. sitting around, collecting grains. He's going to an acorn to try and get housing. But, yeah, he's trying to live in a real fucking acorn. Yeah, that's right. Well, yeah, that's what, to a guy the size of an oat, a chip is a mansion.

They're like, these guys the size of oats, they're living in chips. The governments are giving them money to live in chips. They should be, yeah, they should be living inside of a peanut shell. Let's be real. That's how cruel the Tories are. Yeah, if you're not going to work, put them a, yeah. Let's be real. The chip, the chip is more like a yacht because it's going in the salsa sea.

Yeah. So his house is probably like an acorn or like a can. Or like some kind of like maybe he's hauled out a soda can. The Elon Musk of Oat people lives in a can. No way. Yeah, he lives in a can. But then all these other people are living in acorns or rocks. He drives an electric ant.

I would live. That doesn't make any sense. It's like an electric car. I'm not going to go with that. An electric ant. That makes sense. Design an electric game right in front of me. Do you have paper?

No. We have a MS. paint and we can describe it to Jubio. Just describe to me what an electric ant is right now. How would that work? It's an ant with a triple-8 battery tape to it. I don't already... And most things move from

electricity. Why did you open Excel? Isn't that what muscles are? It's electrical impulses, right? So that's not going to work for me. That's not going to work for me. Okay, it's an ant. That's right. I forgot I was explaining something to a second grader. I don't look like a 9-volt battery. You do look like a second-grade. Is it? Dad, look, I dressed up.

I look like an artist, and you're basically jealous. You're like a finger paint artist. Can I tell you guys about my... Macaroni artist ass. You guys are jealous because I've had a long and amazing career. Yeah, I've had a long and amazing, legendary, famous singer career. And I'm... Hey.

I think I look good. I think that this is the uniform. You guys are pretty underdressed for what we're doing today, by the way. I'm dressed up like a music producer because I made my shirt... I made my shirt... So, Cam, what's your... You're a fucking excuse, you piece of shit. You look terrible.

He's wearing a music shirt. What are you talking about? This is, okay, clearly somebody has never looked at a picture of a band or producer. Have you ever heard of Rick Rubin? Who the hell's Rick Rubin? You think this guy dresses in a suit? You think this guy wears sunglasses? I don't think he dresses fit him.

He dresses like a homeless watermelon. I've actually seen Rick Rubin. He looks terrible. He doesn't look good. All right, good music comes from people who don't care enough about the world. to dress up and let other people like them with the way they look. No, that's Rick Rubin.

Look at this guy. You think that this is the standard that I'm living up to here and I would argue that I have gone above and beyond and he is the number one music producer on the universe. That is Santa Claus and you are lying to me. That's Baba Ram Dass.

That is Radagast from the Hubbit movies. Well, but anyway, we're looking at music today. What we're doing today is we're going to have a little bit of a competition. We have some people We have handpicked some celebrity stars We have people live in the audience

And a little bit Can we just talk about each of our individual music careers Really quickly So me I'm a triple platinum gold artist Who has basically changed many different genres of music And invented I've also invented my own instruments Wow

Which instruments? You ever do the thing where you take a comb And you put the piece of paper on top of it I completely invented that. Oh, that's great. My musical's thing is that for a long time, I had my own independent record label and I signed bands called like,

ass-fucker shit brain. This was in the 90s. Gargantuan penal rocket and stuff like that. But then I signed a little act called One Direction. You signed One D. Wow. I didn't even know that about you. which was called

Motherfucka Records and then I became rich and changed my outfit and got rid of all my tattoos. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty cool. For me, not that I really have to explain it

to anyone listening, but, you know, I was a global superstar for as many as 25, 27, 28 years before I kind of hung it up to be a TV star. But, you know, back in my music career, I was kind of doing,

I was working on the singing shit, but I was also kind of a dancer and, you know, I was waffling, in between the two, never really figuring out. Also, a medical doctor and a graphic designer for some years, which I did a lot of the album covers. You work on websites, too, personal websites.

Personal websites, yeah, HTML, P.HP, JavaScript, JavaScript, Microsoft, MySQL, all this type of shit. And also, I was able using graphic design to make my skin appear green on a lot of my albums. And I made a genre called Alien Rock. Holy shit, really? That was you? So obviously we're very, I think, Follow Camer Fedder music.

There's almost nobody. And Caleb Pitts music on Instagram. We're trying to get our followers up so that we can get it. And there's a picture of the instrument I played on my alien rock albums. They're trying to get our followers up so that people would take us serious in the music industry. They do take it seriously. We don't talk about it enough, but we used to be big-ass stars before we did podcasting. There's a step down.

There's almost nobody more qualified. I don't want to do this. Me neither. I don't want to do this. Of course, these microphones. I don't want these microphones. I want these microphones on the side of my face. And I'm going, I want something just like this.

Ooh, ooh, that was me. I wrote that song. And we actually, I just remember, we collaborate on a song called, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So if you've heard that, that was us. All of us was through sensitive gangster records, RIP. We lost the LLC after we got it bought out by T-Mobile. Listen, there's a clear.

Which I want to say, they have been sponsoring my Winsk green this whole time. Oh yeah. Nice. T-Mobile. It's clear that there's nobody more ready to judge people than us in the music industry. Nobody has a better resume than us. So we put together a little bit of a competition, okay?

And some, if not all of these people, if not one of these people, is going to get a record deal? Uh-huh. Sent to Hollywood. A personal trip to our apartment. A personal massage from all three of us. Uh-huh. A sandwich from our Watched them in the jacuzzi.

Yes. Because it's a one-person jacuzzi. It's a jacuzzi tub. It's a jacuzzi that we bought and we did not know didn't fit in any of our apartments. And some of our bacterias and gut flora in a jar are vial. Our first contestant, this is James Lang. He's coming to us from, looks like, somewhere in Southern California, James Lang. You want to introduce yourself, James?

Hey, Bella. So I don't know if you remember this, but a couple of months ago, you like my status. That said, like my status, and I'll sing you a cover. Okay. I know it's long overdue, but here I am. Interesting. Real sob story with this. So I'm going to attempt to do a cover of FAC by M&M.

Oh, interesting. Probably do something else, because, I mean, if you know the song, FAC, it's pretty fucking bad. Well, I don't know why you pick that for the competition, then, James. I can't really wrap, but let's see how it goes. All right, let's see. I feel like he's going to blow my mind. He has to, right? James, you there?

All right, James, whenever you're ready. Come on. Let's hear this, James. You want to try again? I never see no shit like this. This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist. Kind of moron dick, of course it is. This bitch don't know. what abortion is so I can't come in

it fuck's like a porn star looks like Jenna fuck I'm gonna come I think my rubber's coming off but oh it's so fucking wind's off I'm squirning and she's not gay and off and she's on top I'm gonna fucking oh god oh don't do that don't stop stop don't I mean don't stop

oh wait a man oh I fuck her I'm gonna fucking come wow oh oh oh god damn I'm gonna fucking come Oh, shit. James, incredible. Wow.

Wow. Oh, my goodness. All right. James, that's not James. James, that was... James, thank you. That was incredible, I think. Oh, wow.

No more, James. James, you did enough, buddy. That was plenty. That was plenty. That really was. Okay, we can just go in order, right? So, for me, James, the thing is, baby, that was... one of the best things we've seen all day.

Oh, yeah. Right? Like, that was kind of incredible. I loved the fact that you decided to go acopella, no backtrack at all. We liked that a lot. We love that. I thought the lyrics, I don't know if you wrote that song or something. I love his story.

Baby, I love your story. I think that there's obviously a superstar in there somewhere, and maybe we're going to mind that out of you, James. So for me, I'm going to say that that's going to be a yes. Now, for me, I'm going to go right off the bat. You mentioned Bella, which is, I guess, your song collaborating partner or something. I would love to see you two work together more. Also, doing this just because somebody liked your Facebook status

and then you go all in like this is like it just shows that you're ready to go. You have kind of a badass. You have a celebrity star power that I don't even think is like being done. It hasn't even been realized your full potential yet, James. And you have that crazy-ass goatee that makes you look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. And that's honestly a fucking trademark that I can get behind for an artist. So? It's going to be a yes for me, James.

Wow. All right. So, James, love the music, buddy. You look like a slob. Okay. You're disgusting. You have a piece of paper on your wall. I don't know if you noticed that.

But, you know, we kind of try to present an image. As musicians, we try to keep things neat and tidy. And if that paper flew up there and got stuck there, you're going to have to take that down before you call on our fucking show. So, well, James, don't listen to him. He's a spoils for it. And you smell horrible. I can smell you from over here.

James, here's the thing. You're going to Hollywood. Yep. It's two out of three. Yeah, two out of three. It doesn't matter what he says. It's going to be five nose for me, James. Shut up.

It doesn't really matter what he says. Don't worry about him, James. You are a star. You are a talent. I cannot wait. And this is coming from a grandma nominated artist, okay? I'm one of the... He's a grandma nominated.

He's never one. But I was nominated. So this is... I'm not just somebody off the street. I'm not throwing shade on the music here, guys, and James. You may be a grandma nominated musical artist, but I don't know if you guys remember. I was an Oscar-nominated costume designer,

and your costume fucking stinks, pal. Get some color in there. It's about the music, man. It's about the fucking music, man. It's about the fucking music, man. James, don't worry about it. We're going to go on to the next person. We'll move on.

You did your thing. You did. You did. You did the damn thing. We can all agree on that. You did the thing. Okay. This is from, this looks like it's some kind of group, the Mormones.

I don't really know much about this. But go ahead, y'all. Just do your thing. Oh, nice little countdown. I like it. Presentation. Pretty good. Okay.

The whole music video. This is a big crew. This is kind of, maybe like a Jabowockeys type thing. Fish it, right? Never seen an R movie in the flesh. I've never seen an R movie in the flesh. I love my teeth on conference talks. And everybody's like that.

Piercing, statues, coffee in the morning, shorts, skirts, curse words, no much in the good works, we don't care. Whoa, monster energy hat. All right. I'm kind of feeling this. Fun times, no crime, chastity, a lot to kids. No crime. Chastity. We're all children of God and so.

We'll always be more men. Who's that, that David Archiletta? Whoa. Okay. That's incredible lyrics. The other mo's. What's Motab? Oh, they got cones.

Why they throw the cones away and cry? I mean, this is nice. I like this, guys. This is an original take on a classic song. The tune, too. It's so catchy. Okay, well, that was rude. I'm going to stop you right there.

I'm going to stop you right there. So here's the thing. You can sing all you want. fucking stupid bitch, right? You can have an amazing voice. You can sing about your struggling. You can sing about what you fucking believe in. But don't slap the drink out of someone's hands just because they're drinking alcohol or

something. Yeah, what is wrong? That's a hate crime. Yeah. Right? So you're saying you're a mo. I bet you're a molester, right? I bet you all got molested and that's why you're like this.

So stop doing covers. And that's going to be a no for me. Hitting alcohol out of someone's hand, we all know what you're trying to do. And guess what guys? You will never be Earth Crisis. So you're going to want to hang it up right now. It's unoriginal. You're trying to rip on it for years and years.

You're singing about what you believe in. That's what they do. I don't have a single X on the back of your hands or anything or anything like that. But this is fake punk. That's what this is. This is fake fucking punk. These are new jacks. But you know what?

It's still going to be a yes for me. Wow. Yeah, it's going to be a yes for me. It's a hard no for me. A hard no. Listen, you know that presentation is important to me? Yeah. And this presentation was horrible.

Guys, I thought the countdown was good. Get some flashing lights and get some fog machines and then maybe we'll talk. It's a no from me. Yeah, that's going to be a no. So moving on, we don't want to see anything more from the Mormonas, which I'm realizing now. I think it's Mormons in Spanish. Because there is Spanish.

If you went there, would your name be Petrica, Patricia? Patricio. Patricio. Not fat chance, buddy. Ask Jubio. This comes from Sean in, and it looks like he's got a backup singer, or maybe that guy's name's Sean, and his is just a letter. Tiger Cruz, Diamond Knight.

Diamond Knight. All right, yep. All right, guys. Go ahead. Whenever you're ready. I can't get to dance, zance, d'n, d'n, zance. Wow. Black friends

I'm loving everything about this I'm loving everything about this. They have a matching outfit I'm like I'm just closing my eyes I'm just closing my eyes and letting the music speak for itself here. These are the first duo. too.

That's amazing. Maybe they're twin brothers. Yeah. That could be a big selling point. I feel like I know the words. I just want to sing along. Whoa. All right.

I don't know. A little bit of a liberty there on the words. Sean and in, this is just not... So you... You had us in the first half. You had us in the first half. Yeah, you had us in the first half, not going to lie. But by the way, this is going on.

on network television, so you can't say, like, we're not going to be able to hear your beautiful voice if it's covered by a bleep. Do you realize that? So when you say, mother F this, mother F that. And I get you want to be punk. I get you want to do your Jim Morrison. We can't get much higher on TV.

It's clear that this is... But it's been done. This is an Elvis Costello thing you guys are doing, right? You're trying to get banned from Saturday Night Live or some shit. You're doing an Elvis Costello thing. You're getting drunk and calling like Sam Cook the N-word or something. And listen, that's what the story of thing. I like... He did that to a journalist.

I like provocative stuff. You know what I? I push D. Barnes down a flight of stairs, right? Just because I thought it would make me like Dr. Dre. Okay? Turns out it just broke her orbital bone. So I understand trying to be provocative, okay? I've been banned from every award show that there is.

I'm banned from the Tonys. You're banned from the Source Awards, and we can't get into why. I'm banned from the Source Awards. I am. I did some terrible things to Benzino. Right? I said some really, really weird stuff about him a couple of years ago, a couple years ago, before all this, you know. That's why we have to do this now. Yeah.

That's why we have to do this. We used to be huge musicians, and then we had to go into comedy and do all this fucking bullshit. And we had to get into, we had to pretend we care about free speech. Like, I don't give a fuck about free speech, right? Shut it down. But I'm so, I've said so much fucked up stuff in my life. Jokes online. I care so, I've said so many fucked up things in my life. I can't open a restaurant. That's how bad my life is now. That's why we're relegated to Paguerre. Yeah, exactly. So we've never talked about our former music music music.

But here's what, hey, here's what I've never done, guys. Here's what I've never done. Say the F word in a song. Yep. Never. Never. No one. No one.

Because we know this is a cover of Tayao Cruz Dynamite. And maybe I'm from a different generation. I would never soil in artists' original vision. Maybe I'm from a different generation. Maybe I'm from the greatest generation, the 1990s, late 1990s. Yeah. Right? Very late 1990s for me.

The last couple of years of the 1990s. the last three for me. So, but that doesn't change the fact, right? That we, there's some generational gap here between you and the audience. You young kids, you're coming in saying, Mother F this, mother F that, buddy, who do you think's going to look down on that politely? Do you think Taya Cruz is going to see that to say, yeah. And let me throw on something else about my song.

Come on tour with me. A lot of something about the generational thing here, too. You know, you young, you zoomers, let's call it what it is. Zoomers come in here. They say stuff like Mother F this, mother F this, mother F that, right? Okay. You know, a lot of this generation above you, like us, A lot of us are mothers

We are fathers And you think we look down on that kindly To hear someone say F a mother Disrespecting the city Disrespecting those who came before Yeah Parenthood Have you guys ever considered

How disgusting that phrase is? Mother F her? Think about your mom getting fucked I'm just considering it now And I think about it Think about your mom Get it Imagine your mom in your head right now

Right? She's really really wet too Wet because she's getting sprayed down Like by Virgin Cocoa oil like Kevin Gates. Yes. She's sprayed down with it. And then your dad walks in and he's sweaty too.

And it's real dark in the room. But there's enough light coming in that all you can see is the glistening, the glistening skin. Well, you can see, you know how dads get waxy penises when they get kind of, like they have sex and they walk around their penis looks like maybe it's made out of a candle? It looks like a sweet potato that's got a nub growing off a bit. Yeah, exactly, because it's kind of somewhere between hard and soft. Yeah.

And it's got, and it's covered in your mom. You're the listener, and you two guys, Sean and N, think about your parents fucking, okay? Yep. That's gross. You would never say, motherfucker. So leave Tyo Cruz out of this, and let's move on. It's going to be a no from all three. Triple no.

Triple no. The first triple no. Who's up next? Let's see, who is up next? It looks like it is, oh, another group. This is faux reality. Okay, I'm real excited. Poe Reality with a cover of Feel Good Inc.

So go ahead and show up. And this has... I'm a huge gorilla's head. I'm really excited. Oh, wow. Oh, they're already nailing it. You don't really need... Okay, this got some fun.

I feel like I'm in a 007 movie. Yeah. Maybe some beautiful, completely silhouette shadow women turning around, holding an AK-47 right at you. Why is that sexy? You know? They'll shot on a fish eye. I'm thinking this is a game's amazing video.

So it turns out the entire band is not auditioning, actually. It's just the rapper. Oh, okay. So cut to about maybe two minutes in, if you wouldn't mind. Oh, wait, no, go back a little bit. Like when you first see him. That's the rapper. Keep going.

There you go. I'm excited to hear it. Let's hear your bars. Wow, oh my God. You got the flow, kid. You got the sauce. What I want to put it about, cut it out of our sound. I want to point out right now.

He's rapping, but behind him, a lot of photos of the Beatles. So he does, like, we were talking about with Sean N. Yeah. They didn't respect their elders. He is respecting his elders so much. He's got all these photos of the Beatles, and what is that right there? Is that, uh, who's that right next to him? Got the mustache?

I don't know who that is, but it looks like an older guy. And we already talked about the guy's name I already forgot because I hated him so much. But he, remember what he had on his wall, a ragged piece of paper. Now what does, now what does faux reality have that James Lang doesn't have? American flat, pristine, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, shiny, pieces of paper. This is a room with care put into it. An American flag with the Beatles in front of it because he loves American

music. Yeah. Hey, hey, nice British invasion. Love British invasion, by the way, but if you try it again, I will put you down like a dog in my front yard. I'm ready at the front, I'm at the borders. Yeah, we don't call the cops. We are the first line of defense. If I see you leaving, you throw

airport with a guitar, I have a 40 millimeter grenade launcher that I'm allowed to shoot at anyone. Very small through the airport. 40 millimeter grenade. It's small because I only need to blow up one person. If Pink Panthers tries to jump the pond, right? I'm shooting with a crossbow like Van Helsing right out of the air.

So it's going to be a yes from all three of us, I think. And we don't want to waste any more time. So let's move on to the next people. Let's move on to who's next here. I think I'm next in terms of the tabs. Was that your last one? Yeah, that was my last one. All right. Here's my first one here. Who's this? I think it's Dan. Dan Star, and he's doing a cover of Dane Star, 88. He's doing

a cover of I'm Osama by Doonster. All right, Dan, Dune. Let's see what you got. Here's a warning up top. Svidio was supposed to go up last Friday, September 11th. If anything seems oh, of date, that is why. Oh, here we go hijacking.

What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I'm like, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama. Dude, you're reminded me of Pentatonic. Yep. You're like Pentatonic meets Reggie Watts, doing all the things about yourself.

Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, Osama, and stay there. Mm-hmm. I walk into a cup of bill and day and night day. Mani was a mama. I love you. I'm good. I walk into an airplane like Brahman Salad. This will be bumpy ride.

Put your seatbelt out. I got C-4 bomb tucked into my undies. The pilot's damn, damn, sugar, gold my donkey. How to get crazy. When I have time too crazy, name to a baby. I'll save me. Happy Ramadan, dam, dama, ding-dong, everyone. Let me show you what plane.

playing lessons gave me. Okay, now turn left. I sat down left. For everything else, there's MasterGard. Really let loose, though, Dune. Your mom's not here. Come on, June. Yeah, let's stop it here.

Let's stop it here. Yeah, Dune. We're going to pause on Dune. Listen, there's nothing that upsets me more as a musician than when someone won't just let their emotions out and scream. Yeah.

Dune. Give it to me. Oh, you're clicking on the other Dune video, the one that I was going to use, but decided not to. This is King Kunta Kendrick Lamar cover. That was another one that... Yeah, that was the other one that I was going to use,

but I decided... Dune was shining in this one. Yeah, he was shining. That was smart. So, Dune... Listen, baby. You're... You're 50% of the way there, is what I'll say.

Let me say this. You are... You seem like a great guy. Uh-huh. Right? I don't know if you wrote this song, or if this is a cover. I understand it's very conceptual.

It would fit right in on any kind of concept album. really like him, you know, but the reality is, the reality is, Dune, like I said, you seem like a good guy, maybe you, maybe you do have a future in entertainment, but just the voice it's not there for me. It's really just not there. I think maybe with some

lessons and, look, your use of the lupor pedal. You could lose some weight. So, what I'm saying is, Dune, just keep at it, you know, and maybe try some vocal lessons, you know, and keep trying, but this time, it's going to be a note for me. I see potential in you. I'm going to

I'm giving you a yes because I loved your use of the looper pedal, and I love your kind of like DIY punk ethos that you're doing. This is one of the most punk rock performances I think we've seen today. Okay, so it's one and one. So here's what I'd like to do. Can we get a tie-breaker here with camera just on camera, right? Just on camera. And I'm going to address the elephant in the room, okay?

Because you guys, you skirt it around this topic, and I don't blame you for doing so. But I'm not going to pull punches here. I'm going to come out and say what needs to be said. You're singing a song about Osama bin Laden, and pardon the pun here, but in 2023, that doesn't fly, pal. Damn. It's a no for me. Damn, Dunester, I'm sorry.

Your material was too edgy for me. Thank you so much for coming by. Thank you, Dune. Thank you so much. All right. No thank you, Dune. You're going to be canceled. That guy sucks.

He was terrible. I love that guy. I love that guy. That guy's great. Here's a new one. Here's a new one. Here's the next performer. A.V.G.N.

Theme, Acapella. Oh, it's sex tablets. It's six identical brothers. That of an impressive novelty. I'm seeing doubles. Brothers. It's giving me kind of a LCD sound system. Yeah, yeah.

This is like that kind of indie sleaze sound that's on the comeback. Like I could see this being played at a lot of the downtown clubs in New York City. No doubt. All right. Can I have first crack at this here? Yeah, go ahead. Brothers, you guys are incredible. Your voices sound great except for, I'm sure we all notice this.

One on the right and the bottom, you sucked. You have no place in this group. A lot of people won't tell you that because your six identical brothers, they don't want to separate you. But you five, you've got to kick that other guy to the curb because he is crap. If you agree right now to send that brother to jail, then I will give you yes. Otherwise, it's a six nose from me. Yeah, I feel the exact same way. Every single one of these eight-year-olds should be in Hollywood.

They should be working 70-hour weeks at a music studio, except that one, get him back in school. Yep. Okay. Get him into a school right now. See, I'm giving this one. This is another yes for me. Maybe it's because I found it. But, I mean, again, like, if we send them to Hollywood, maybe we'll start to see them shine, like, doing, like, different, like, Motown songs or something.

By the way, he just kind of exposed something about the music industry that is disgusting, which is that you said, I want to send them there because I found them. So you want a cut. You don't know what you just revealed on. You want a fucking cut. You're saying, go ahead, guys, send them to Hollywood, and I'll be. be taking my 10% okay you know what and listen if i'm talking to a greedy guy like you yeah what's better you get let's see this next one you're in your business with these six brothers what's better you get one seventh or one sixth let's see let's see this next one all right if you don't agree

with this one let's just go on to the it's the same group no it's a different group okay so that was it well we got to give him a yes or no it's a no for me it's a no from him it's a yes for me but that it doesn't matter so let's check out this next one dr pepper is that his name Nice to meet you, Doctor. Hi, Dr. Pepper. Okay. I guess if my name was Dr. Pepper, I'd probably eat, drink a lot of soda. Wow, warm.

This is giving me kind of Pat the Bunny, Ramshackle Glory vibes. Very folk punk. low-fi. Andrew Jackson G-Hod. Band can. On Avery Island era, Neutromoak Hotel. Put this thing on rate your music, it's going to get a 4.1. Right, got a tent pad, right

in the back. My dogs won't attack. And it pulls like this. Those on your tongue will excite you. If you're young, it won't find you. On my dad, Rebecca, I got that This is literally indistinguishable from a folkbunk's drawing.

It does change. It's literally literally, it's exactly like a fucking... That sounds like every song I listened to in high school. Literally like... Oh, it was King Cruel all time. Yep, that's Archie Marshall. That kid's name is Archie His name is Archie Marshall

Yeah King Krul's name is Archie Marshall I'm not even going to go there Because you all know what I'm thinking Yeah Have Archie Archie have been Marshall From S&L

He's a perfect combo So this one You guys think that I'm I'm trying to push along people That I want to cut of I don't want to see any money From this one I'm not going to pass this one along

This doesn't know from me Really This to me is maybe the most emphatic yes of the entire day. Really? This is the first one that I would listen to. I would listen to this. There's definitely a time in my life

where I would have sat in my bed and listened to this. I still kind of can't believe how much it sounds like ramshackle glory. Was he playing the guitar? He just needs a slightly higher pitched voice. A voice that sounds a little more like this. And he can still sing about Dr. Pepper really.

Like it doesn't really, like they have dumb songs like that. That's true. He's jacking our swag. We did the Dr. Pepper cast. The only thing that is missing from this kid's life to be a folk punk superstar is he needs to leave his family and live on a train for 10 months. He needs to, like, pretend that he was poor. Yeah.

Then, like, you, that's fine. Yeah. Virginia. We're sending this guy to Richmond. You get a special case. Yeah, you don't need to go. Hollywood wouldn't understand. Yeah, see, that's why I said, no, you're not going to Hollywood, bud.

You're going to Portland, Richmond, you're going to Portland, Maine on a box car. You're going to eat nothing but saltines and sardines for two weeks. I was going to be on a cella in a hobo outfit. You're going to get fired from New London, Connecticut. And you're going to record a masterpiece in a blanket for it somewhere. One of the best songs. One of the best folk punk albums ever recorded. By Dr. Pepper.

All right. Let's hear this next one here. That was pretty amazing. This is an original song by one Linda Polly. Amazing. I like it. A little bit older. A little bit older than these past couple of people.

This could be our Susan Boyle. Original music is one of my favorite. So wait, really quick, stop it for just a second. Guys, no matter what this says or what she sounds like or how good the song is, we need to say yes, because Susan Boyle was huge. for that show. Okay. All right.

Let's just hear it. We're just agreeing. It's going to be a yes no matter what she says. Handshake on it. Yeah. This is a yes. Okay, Linda Paula. Lindy Polly.

Linda Polly. Go ahead and show us what you got. Okay. And it's, what are you doing? Linda, you got to sing, baby. Linda, Linda, I can tell that you're a little nervous. Please, Linda. Right.

Performed by Known Psychic, Linda J. Polly. Oh, wow. Okay If you want your songs wearing skirts And panty hose With lipstick on their face and tan Shining the appalled

Then vote for Hillary And she'll and court A panty pose This is a known psychic Vote for who? Hillary Oh Stop the pervert

Come and stop the pervert Stop the Ferret Come and stop the further. Come on people, this is getting scary. Come on people, don't go for fury. Okay. Wow. If you want your children to go out near to the stars.

Now, Linda, something I'm noticing that you're doing here that's a really incredible musical technique. If you're on the piano, you're playing the exact same notes that you're saying. singing in nothing else. Which is called harmony. A lot of professional musicians use that. Vote for gau. Come and vote for gau. Vote for gau.

All right, let's stop the song here. Linda, I mean, we already agreed that this is going to be yes. And I was worried that this was going to be. But you were technically proficient. I was a little bit. I thought this was going to be a Susan Boyle moment. And let me tell you something. No, this is more of like it.

It was. It was. You're coming to Hollywood. 100%. This was not a Susan Boyle moment. This was like a little mixed moment. No. You're coming to Hollywood.

We're doing 50 different surgeries on you, Linda, and we're going to just put you everywhere. You're going to be on billboards. Let me tell you, your musical proficiency, your technical skill is so incredible. I think that while you're doing great in this singer-songwriter piano stuff, I think that you would be right at home in a band like Musuga or Slayer. Could be.

I think you could really hit those strings quick. Also, you do kind of look like a Chuckie Cheese. Animatronic, so in the interim, you know, while you're trying to grind, you could kind of play. That could be like your, what's that club the Beatles played at in Germany forever, and that's how they got good. The cobra club. That's, you got, you could be, that could be your club like that. You could really hone your skill, sharpen your knife, sharpen your tools. So that's a yes from all three of us are going to be a yes from all three of us, Linda. All right, let's go to this next performer here.

This is ass on fire. That's his name? I forget his name. Ass is on fire video. Is this based on the, is this a number of a dance be, but Dainbee. Dainee B. Dany B. Dany B. Okay, Danny, right up the bat, I like your style.

Ow, ow. Somebody called a fire department. It burns. What burns? What's smoking hot, Danny? Just tell us. Ass is on fire. Burn down to the wire.

Did you give a wire at your ass? Can't close the fire? Oh, man, baby. My ass is on fire. Burning and burning and melting Oh, what a mess Doctor Ian Please make it stop

Ow Same dance Great dance Please, baby Help hand Okay, I like this dance Yeah, this is a good dance This could be the next

This could be the whip Yeah, this is a new TikTok dance Right there Checks are red Can't go to bed Can you hear that sound Gotta jump around Ow

Wow, asses on fire. Turn down to the wire. Down to the wire. Burning. Smoldering. Smoldering. Heat is on, baby. Heat is on.

Turn the heat off. Your asses on fire. Peaks of red. He's looking behind them. Oh, man, baby, my asses on fire. Burning and burning. Melton. Is the camera doing this, or is he having a trap?

I think maybe they were stable. The thing is if he's stabilizing it on his head. Well, the thing is, if he's stabilized, I think he didn't do a green... Move the video a little bit forward. I just want to show you that... Oh, okay. Well, he can be Dr. Reble.

Oh, my. Flav of Flay. And I think he also becomes Austin Powers at one point. Oh, shit. Who's this? I don't know what that is. That is like...

That's Elvis. That's Elvis. That's Elvis. All right. All right, yeah, that's enough. Danny, please. That's, you're done. Yeah, Danny, stop.

Danny, stop. You're golden. What I'll say is, when I saw the name of this video, I thought that maybe it might be a cover of the Mr. Bungle song, My Ass is on Fire. And while it's not, it's pretty much, it might as well be. Danny, this is amazing. I really think you're talented.

And also, by the way, something fresh, something new. We have costumes. You know you have the costumes. You knew I was going to say, I had my finger in the air. You know, I'm like, I'm the costumes. That's me. I'm a costumes nerd. The showmanship.

The pageantry, Dan. The pageantry. The legendry. The pageantry was incredible. And I think that that shows a real star power. So it's going to be a yes for me. It's going to be a yes for me. It's going to be a double, quadruple, triple yes for me.

You're going to Hollywood, Danny. With fries on the side. You're definitely going to Hollywood. Now, let's check out this next one here. How many people do you got? Oh, we got to skip these last. Yeah, this one, no. This is not, yeah.

This is not, yeah. This isn't a song. We're done. We're done. Wait, just click one more. I think there's another one. You have, you've, let's just hear this guy out. You just want your pay, your pay cut.

You want, you're going to get a pay cut. Hollywood. Next. I'm going to Hollywood. Can you do it again? Can you perform that again? I need to hear that one more town. Or if it was just a fluke.

Hollywood. Wait, wait. Okay, I like the R2 scream guy. What was that amazing, beautiful, angelic sound at the end? The cameraman? Play it one more time. Wait, the cameraman, we need the cameraman to go to Hollywood with you. Yeah, played on point two-five.

Both of you, I only take you as a combo. Let's hear this in 2.5. Wow. Now listen to this. Now that is a voice of an angel. That is a voice. Okay, so now the contestants of Cameron has chosen. Guys, can I bring my contestants in the stage yet?

Yes, I want to see them. I want to see them. This is the people I'm the most excited about it. All right. See, why did you? We don't have to worry about the slide and we can move forward. This is a song called Getting Dizzy original song,

and it's by Brandon Quate, who is a young musical prodigy. So just go to the next slide. I put title slides and song slides. So go ahead and play this. Let's hear this. Wow. That love his album cover, by the way.

Yeah, this is a great album cover. What are you? Ubio cannot click it. Click anything. He can't really. There we go. Okay. Now play.

Just wait. Just wait. Is that Brandon or is that still? It's Brandon. Wait, singing. All right, Brandon Okay, Brandon, you can stop Yeah, that's enough, Brandon, this is, you are,

No, you don't have to go forward, Brandon, you can stop. Brandon. Play the very end, play the very end, Brandon. Just play the end of your song. Wow. What a finale. Brandon, you are a Hollywood-bound, buddy. Listen, it doesn't matter if we.

We were here, you'd be going to Hollywood. No, because I feel like you're already there. I feel like you're already in Hollywood writing 100%. Almost I'm suspicious of you and think you might be an industry plant. Yeah, that's what I think. He could be. I think he's talented. Your song Getting Dizzy literally made me feel like I was getting busy.

And you were a talented artist as well. I mean visual artist. Yeah. You got the whole package, kid. Brandon, you're going to Hollywood. It's three yeses. Let's see this next one. All right.

Let's check out the next one. This is called Christmas Day, and it's by James Woodland. Okay, okay. It's kind of a holiday song. Wow, I like your look. Already a superstar look, James. Oh, my God. And he has video editing skills.

Look at that fucking edit. That is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen. A lot of people would pay millions. Yeah, we'd need to hear it, too. The visuals are only half the battle. It's that one tradition that brings shy to the people. Bring them together Whatever happens in the lives

Their kids are as they shine so bright Santa can see it through the night Mum is baking Christmas cookies That is working on this beautiful crib Because it's Christmas Day now Because it's Christmas Day now Because it's Christmas Day Day now because it's Christmas Day now

because it's Christmas Day Wow Caleb is crying All right, you can stop James Caleb thinks that's the most beautiful song He's ever heard in the world Cameron, you have just found nothing but stars so far

This guy, he and, yeah, I don't even. James. Can I tell you guys something? Yeah. So obviously, I pre-screen this guy. Yeah. And this is 100% real. I found this guy yesterday.

This song has been completely stuck in my head. How can I have to try really hard not to be singing it when I came into the office this morning. So I wouldn't spoil it. But for 24 hours straight, I've been singing to myself, because it's Christmas Day now. Because it's Christmas Day now. Wow. Something else. Really something else.

That was really, it was incredible. That reminded me of Christmas Day. Yeah. I, I... Mom's baking Christmas cookess? I'm kind of at a loss of words. It reminded me of when my mom would bake a Christmas cookie and I would... Building a crib.

A beautiful crib? Like, there's just... I literally, if I ever have a kid, I will have a beautiful crab for my head. There's so much history and... Because of this song. There's so much heart in what you sang. So it's going to be a yes. But I can't even look at you anymore.

You're really... Hey, so we got two yeses so far? James, for me, it's not going to be a yes. What? It's going to be a Merry Christmas. Oh, my God. Does that be a yes? You're going to the North Pole.

Yep. James, it's a yes. Barry Cretzmat. James, we're sending you directly to the North Pole. One-way ticket. Bye. Bye, James. Thank you so much.

This is Let It Rock Parity by Digital Skits. Go ahead and roll this one. Let's hear this one. already off to a very promising start this one I see McCain and that chick who has no brain trying to win the big one but they can't do it because there is this guy who's much cooler he's too flat and he said yes we can

yes we can yes we can he was just a boy Illinois, the White House, he'll enjoy. Because this guy's to fly, he brings the wind. George Bush, goodbye, his famous grin, in case you forgot, I must now remind you, Boca Rock, Boca Rock. Now skip to the rest, skip to the wrap. Don't vote for pale.

Get to the little way and verse. A little, no, no, earlier, earlier, a little earlier. You got to hear this. His famous grin in case you forgot. I must now remind you. Don't click anything. Believe it. Stop.

I'm ready to hear this rap. Obama wins, he's Barack. He's on top. Kane's a flop. He's going to go till four you stop. He gives us speeches just for us. Barack. We the people.

Barack must stand together Barack God bless these states God bless the world and America he's here and he won Mr. Robbett You're going

I mean the music with a message You have an amazing ear Cameron because you are picking some amazing amazingly talented people This is a yes I got emotional at the beginning just remembering the election Right because elections are so contentious

And I hate when America fights It makes me really sad And this reminded me of Barack Obama for some reason And his famous grin. Yeah. When I heard the word famous grin, I was like, this has to be about Barack Obama. That's one of the main things about Barack Obama.

His famous grin. His famous grin, right? His grin. That's the beauty of music. Look at that grin. That's the beauty. Look at that grin. That is the beauty of music.

That's the beauty of songwriting is that I got a completely different message. Yeah. I didn't get any of that. What did you get? It was about love and, I mean, it was like a whole story almost. God bless the world in America. Yeah. Those are like names. God bless these states. God bless the world in America.

So, thank you so much. Next contestant, please. That was incredible. Okay, this is the one I'm most excited about, I think. Okay, we can probably end on this, yeah? No, I have one more after. That's important. Okay, we'll say this is the one I'm second most excited about. This is Mr. Silver, move out the way, feet Lil Rocket and BK the rapper. And the music speaks for itself, but if you aren't watching on video, just pull up the video just right now. If you're on Spotify or whatever, you're going to want to see this. And let's just hit it, Mr. Silver.

Silver number one music presents. Back with more music and a little rocket about to blast up. Whoa. He came by to spit some bar. Yeah. Oh my God. This is a Gangdom style. Okay.

He was doing the Gangdom style there. Wow. Crazy in this car. Yeah, I'm ready to spar. Gonna hit the dash. Ready to crash because I'm going so fast. Driving like a ball. There's about a beat so much of us

Because my inch is reddened So loud you can hear it from heaven So move out the way Move out the way Move out the way Before I have to remove you Or even excuse you And I'm going to night

So don't text me Because you can't mess with I don't listen to me Because I just have a lot of I see you can fat Incredible music video I think Wow When I jump into a pile of money

I'll make it split Now you know I'm legit I'm so rich. That's why every time I'm running down the fast lane. I'm always like under the last lane, underlay, underlay. Oh, my God. Move out the way. Yeah, because all they do is, this is the,

oh my God, that's enough. I've heard enough. You have just found nothing but heat. Okay, Cameron, you can start. Camera, go ahead. These kids have fucking got it, man. Yeah. The next generation is all right.

I thought that they were wrong They're kicking out jams Like move out the way With a music video already funded and filmed They're not even signed This literally It sounds exactly like Lil Peep It sounds like it's coming from heaven

Yeah It sounds like Lil Peep came down from heaven And bless these two souls Mr. Silver Lil Rocket about to blast off And BK the rapper Who I don't think says anything in the song He has not said a single thing I'll say this

These kids are talented There's no question there Yeah, right. So here's my problem. Rap is terrible. Rap is awful. Rap is fucking... That is a disgusting...

What about the moral form of music? What about the song prior to this? If these lyrics are written down, I might be able to go, oh, wow, this is an amazing message. The kids could relate to this, right? Here's what I hear. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I think especially kids could relate to this one.

Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. But I wouldn't fucking know Because I can't understand a goddamn word That's coming out of their mouths So for me it's going to be a no You already got two so it doesn't matter

But I just want you to know next round I'm coming for you All right, all right Now this next one I have is the last one This is the one I am most excited about It's a cover of grenade by Dr. Dazzle I think this guy is real star power I think that we could get Dr. Dazzle and Dr. Pepper together

That's a good idea So just go ahead and play this real quick The cover of Grenade by Dr. Dazzle grenade by who let's watch it and find out okay oh okay now i hear it yeah i catch a good name So, I'm a good girl who has been, should have been to have dark.

Okay, so is Dr. So is Dr. Dazzle going to Hollywood? Um Yes God your dazzle Wow, you really threw me off Oh wow I'm surprised you guys

I thought it was going to be three of that in a row to be honest You really did? I thought that was a layup Put yourself in it I'm so glad I didn't do that I'm so glad I didn't do that wow you guys think i'm a good singer

yes you're going to hollywood camera i didn't realize you had this other side to you don't worry about it i hired a crew had dodd okay that's it for a american idol for us right now that lots of deserving singers going to hollywood i fuck every other person on this i think dr This is now making the band with Dr. Dazzle. We really just need to just do making the band with Dr. Dazzle. I need to get Dr. Dazzle, like, in arenas. Okay, guys, go see Dr. Dazzle on tour. Then go see me on the 16th of March at Arts and Armory, opening for Connor O'Malley.

Okay, bye. And then also you could see Caleb. Bye. Stop recording now. Chocolate Factory. Bye, everybody. He's going to get stuck in a tube like gloop. Oh my God.