Podcast About List - Ep. 234 - We Got Diagnosed As Insane Psychopaths

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

Hello, my one... we have some terribly twisted news... we have been officially diagnosed as insane psychopaths! 😈😈😈 And now we're going to learn from the psychopath community to better fit in with our new peers. Watch the full video for this episode youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

It's a lot of this. Yay! Clappington City. So I saw this video that really, really was amazing. I can't believe it's not like the most popular video in the whole time. Can you pull it up? No, we can't show it on YouTube. It's a guy, a dude, he's sitting on like a chair and he has one of his, you may have seen this.

He has one of his feet is like bandaged and it's like. covered in blood and he's like all right we're going to try this again and his friend is like okay here we go and he has a revolver with one bullet in it and he spins it and shoots his other foot and shoots a hole through his other foot too and it's the funniest video i've ever seen this guy off camera he shot one foot doing russian roulette and on camera he shoots the other one you're going to show me you have you show me that in your phone just like can't stop thinking about it i don't even know if i can we pull it up can we pull it up on the the screen and then just you blur it out.

No, no, we don't show videos. No, no. We don't show videos. You're going to be really scared later then. We do theater of the mind. We're back to theater of the mind. Yeah. People don't like when we show... When we show videos, yeah, we show... People don't like when we show stuff and describe it perfectly. Yeah. Where it's... Maybe even better than

looking at it. Whoa. Oh, shit. People don't like that for some reason. For some reason, people get mad at us that we do a video podcast now and they get mad that they have to listen to it. as well and I don't know

why that happens maybe it's just tastes change let them go maybe maybe some people really like it and then some people

really don't and you have to tow the line and you get a lot of rude messages in your DMs saying you look like shit on today's episode your hair is falling out just shave it off

just shave it off I can't shave it off there's already a bald guy on the show I have to grow my hair back out because there's already a bald guy. Well, there's a guy with hair, too, so you're kind of caught in the middle. You're kind of copying a lot in a hard place.

I get 100 messages a day that say, you look so bald today, you should kill your side. Well, that's funny, because I get 100 messages today that say, I have 100 Bitcoin. I need you to manage it for me. Please be the CEO of my corporation. Yeah, and I also get the same ones that say, come click my profile.

I'll make your butt come. Yeah. It's good messages to get it. I'll make your butt come. I'll say, hey, lady, that's diarrhea. I've been thinking a lot recently. That's not jizz. Jizz isn't brown.

I've been thinking a lot recently about why do you not, with those fishing Instagram accounts where they, why is it all? The only fishing Instagram I follow is Jimmy Houston outdoors. Yep, I saw that one a mile away, but I still liked it. Whenever I get messages from those, whenever I get messages from those accounts,

It's always from an account, and they're always called, like, Amanda 1989 or something. Amanda Bobby. Why are you making it? Stuff like that. Ruth Randy. It's always like, it's always a man's first name as the last name. So you get a message from Jessica Bruce. Jessica Bruce 6-6-421.

Yeah. And it's like, come see my pussy come. That's my problem, though. Why are you even making up a fake name? Just name your account, vagina or diet. I did. Oh, that's interesting. I got a really good one the other day. Let me, let me look it up because it's, it's, the name was stuck in my head.

You keep going, well, I look for this. He had a song. I'm not going to keep going because if I start saying something, he'll say the name as soon as I start. No, no, no, I'll wait until you're done. No, no, you're right. We just have to kind of, we have this exact level of conversation where neither of us really say anything. It's about to boil over.

Oh, we're going to move to another topic. No, we're not. No, we're literally just filling air until he doesn't. because as soon as I mentioned something about my life, I just know that he's going to say the name, which is coming up very, very... But maybe you won't be able to find it until we said, try

to change topics. Oh, but now I'm paralyzed. I was playing a game the other day. What were we playing? I wasn't. I was trying to bait it out. Yeah. I was... You're in luck. It didn't show up. Wow. That is, that was a huge relief. Yeah. I stopped getting

all of... I don't get sexual spam messages anymore. I just get The copy and paste one that is a username and password and then an amount of Bitcoin. It says, please help me manage this. Yeah. Yeah. I get 100 of those. It's so funny, they're all exactly the same.

And they don't even, like, is it a bunch of different people who are copying and pasting the same thing? Or is it one person who's running at all who has no way to check if they've already messaged somebody? Because I've probably gotten like 500 of those. You know what I mean? Like at what point am I going to fall off for the? Yeah. What if you decided to like? Maybe one of them's real.

Yeah. Or maybe you get like a fraction, like, maybe you get like less Bitcoin than they promised. The ones, they started to switch it up, but it used to be literally every time the username, or in some way it would have the word, it would have the name Douglas in it. Yeah. Yeah. But now they switched it up. I would trust a Douglas, though. Yeah. That's a very, they did market research.

Ruthie Douglas is a number one name for trusting. I guess Ruthie. I guess Douglas is a last name. Why Ruthie? I don't know. Who's Ruthie? Just the name that they pick. I had an aunt Ruth.

I had a grandma, she, I met her one time. Similarly, I met her one single time and she just got, she was so demented that she just started

demented. Yeah. Now it's, now it's not, she started taking off her clothes right in front of me and my grandma. That is actually fucking

she was like, wow, that's very demented. Yeah, and I was like, you demented old bitch, just die already. And she did a couple weeks later.

Do you realize, do you realize how demented you're being right now? Me? Oh, yeah, to her? Yeah.

When I was nine. Excuse me. Let me just. You're acting bloody mental, Ruth. You, Ruth. Great Aunt Ruth. Sit down. Put your giant dino tits back in your fucking shirt and get, and I, you're acting

demented. You are acting like a demented fool. That might have been the first boobs I ever seen in my life. Yeah. Well. Post baby. I thought that demented was such a cool and fun word. Bro, chill.

Fuck no, I didn't see a no baby's boobs. I, as a post baby, those were the first boobs I saw. It was my great aunt Ruth. Post baby. What? What are you talking about? Yep. No.

I was baby. What are you talking about? I was a baby, and I saw boobs constantly. Yeah, everyone was taking them out. He's a baby. He won't remember this. They were flashing me. I was at Marty Grau handing out beads.

They're like, this is fine. Nobody gives a fuck. This is going to change his brain in any way. Yeah, that's like how all those ladies used to go to Marty Gras and do that back when the cameras were just VHS tapes and stuff, and now all those videos are just. on the internet. Yeah. I was basically, girls gone wild.

You remember. Oh, you were exploited women. Yeah. You were a child, you were, you were Sherlock Holmes. Yeah,

exactly. You had a photographic memory. Perfect photographic memory. I remember every single Margie gras tits. I remember the face and the boobs. Knocking on the doors of all the way. Yeah.

Flash them as a baby. They see my eyes. They go, oh my God. He's seen them. Oh, my God. He's imagining them right now. Did they open the door?

I just smile. I just look. Do you have Sherlock Holmes sitting back in a recliner with his hat and he's smoking a pipe and he has his eyes closed and he's just thinking

of every naked woman he's ever saw in life. It's actually so smart of them in the new Sherlock Holmes or in the British one. It's so smart of them to have made him gay because the idea of a straight

Sherlock Holmes is like actually that's dangerous. Yeah, that is a scary to say the very least. Sherlock Holmes is always British. Damn. You know what I mean? The British one?

He's up in here saying the British one. I ain't seen an American one. Oh, actually, that is a good point. That was a crazy mic bump. That sounded full. That was probably the best one. That was donkey Kong country sound. That was good. I liked that. But yeah, no, because a straight Sherlock Holmes is like an actual. That's like Jack the Ripper.

When was the real Sherlock Holmes? Sherlock Holmes was fucking Watson's Thies. Huh? He was fucking his thighs. His own thighs? You know how to fuck butts back then? No. Yeah, they did. Well, if they did that, it would be gay. They used to have more

sexual stuff and it all got away. Yeah. It went away. What did? We used to have more ideas. I used to have more crazy sexual ideas. You're right, actually. Because you went back and you see the, you couldn't shave your pubs back then.

Yeah, you could. The amount of, no, you could. You couldn't. We're talking about caveman times right now. You could shave them then, too. You couldn't, no. If you had a buddy with sharp teeth? We're talking about pre-tools.

Yeah. That's why they had crazy. Once you see that much air. Everyone who has a really fucked up sexual idea, now they can use a machine or a toy to get it. Yep. Now someone wants to fuck a dragon. They have a machine that was built to simulate you fucking a dragon.

But if you wanted to fuck a dragon as a caveman, before they even made a wheel or fire, You had to go get one. You had to go find one. Rotating sawtoothed fleshlight. You have to go fuck a dragon. You have to take that dragon on a couple dates. You have to find, you have to invent a mythology that allows a person to have a dragon spirit inside them and then fuck them.

Did you guys think it was a little bit hot, the big dragon from Shrek? No. No? Not even when she would put lipstick on? No. No. No. They could have stood to make her a little more sexual.

made her busties hell. They could have made her bustier. She was, bro, she weighed fucking 40,000 pounds. You can't get bustier than that. She didn't even have anything up there. She got wings,

motherfucker. If she was wearing a bra, I'd be like, that's the thing. Any animal from any TV or movies, if they were in a bikini, I'd beat it. I'd beat it up.

I would beat it up. I'd beat up Roli Polioli's mom heavily, though. That's just shapes. That's not an animal. That's what I'm talking about. It doesn't even have to be an animal. It could just be shapes.

It's just shapes. It's just shapes. It's just shapes. Roli Polioli's mom, she's like two circles. She's foin. Two circles. Shapes are two circles. It's less, I think it's easier to admit you'd fuck a shape than an animal.

Oh, yeah. And you're gay as hell if you're fucking a square. Let's talk about it then. Let's say that. Let's get that on the record. Let's go down the square. All at the same time, number one shape. Three, two, one.

Circle. wow okay so we have very similar taste as men okay number one two ready but I'll fuck a triangle oh wait yeah number one animal maybe just number one animal in general number one animal right you know time to think three two one alligator

well I was still thinking about triangle so we all said monkey all right I may have said B I said bug so you're a copier no it's a different you didn't specify what kind of All bugs count as my domain. Okay, all bugs? Okay, then I would fuck a Simpson. I don't know.

A Simpson isn't an animal. That's the only human that's not an animal. You can't do Simpson. Every human in the world is an animal except for tunes. You can't pick a Simpson. That is less animal than it. No. They didn't evolve from monkeys.

They were instantly human. They have no DNA. They have DNA. No, they're tunes. Drawing and animation. They do. Mate. They do have DNA.

My mate thinks Simpsons have DNA. My mate thinks that a Simpson has a genome. My mate thinks the Simpson is fuckable. They just finished sequencing the Simpson genus. The Simpson evolutionary line. We can finally repair the old age of Mr. Burns. We can get the wheelchair characters out of the wheelchairs. We'll finally solve that problem.

with a poo. Yeah. Yeah. What's the problem? That's the problem. That's the problem with a poo. Too funny. That is true.

We're going to figure out birth defects. Like little Lisa, Maggie, whatever, her name is, the small one who can't talk, Simpson. What was the problem with a poo? I never watched that movie. The problem with the poo. Was it racial?

He wasn't very good at his job. Yeah, I think that he was, yeah, just kind of was. He's kind of annoying? Yeah, and he was wasting time. Oh, the problem with the poo Is that he was a vegetarian And he was pushing his fucking beliefs

onto Lisa He was rude to Homer too He was rude to Homer And March sometimes He was rude to all the characters At least once Basically there's a laundry list Of problems with Apu

That they, I mean They only scratched the surface In that movie I'm not sure there's any character Who's been as rude To every character in a show They really They only scratched the damn surface

With those problems Here's a problem with a poo He has that one episode Where he has like 15 kids and none of them, we never see them again. There's a problem right there. Doesn't he keep them in a dresser? I don't know. There's one other problem. That's cool. That's cruel. That's a, that's like psychopathic parental abuse. Yeah. Yeah.

Although every parent used to do that supposedly. Pretty much every Simpson's parent is an abuser. They should call cruel and unusual punishment cup. They should just say cup. Homer strangles his son. Cup is good. Homer strangles his kid. If they made the Simpsons, Today, here's the horrible thing. If they made the Simpsons today as a kid. Mo doesn't know. Shut up.

If they made the Simpsons today, Homer would be strangling Lisa. Yep. How awful is that to think about? That's way worse. Because of equality. Because of equality. But he wouldn't be strangling them both or just Lisa? Just Lisa.

Has he ever strangled Lisa? There's been a hundred years of Homer strangling. Yeah. If you used to strangle a guy, now you're strangling a girl because of SJW culture. Switch it up. If Simpsons go woke, I'm going to go broke my neck on a chair. The Simpsons went woke? Don't tell me.

Mate. Take that back. You're pulling my tit, mate. I heard that they're going to change all the Simpsons instead of being yellow. They're going to change them to real-life skin colors. And every single shade. All of them. You're pulling my bloody tit.

I'm not. So you're saying that we will have a mixed race Simpsons. Yes. Because of woke? Because of wokeness. That's PC culture gone mad. It is completely gone mad. Next thing, you know, they're going to start drawing an extra finger for the Simpsons.

Speaking of a-of-that, okay. Wokeness gone amok. I've been following a very funny, a very funny, wokeness saga that I usually this kind of stuff I don't even notice or pay attention to because I'm kind of just above politics in general. I've since I know that about all. All you think about is there has been a crisis of wokeness in a certain nerd community. that has been really making me giggle and it's in Magic the Gathering

it's gone woke first of all. It's been woke for a minute. Can we just have just a moment there? And I've been on the forefront of this issue. It has been woke. Yeah. But they apparently according to the some of the anti-woke fans of Magic the Gathering, it has crossed a line. What's the percentage-wise? What do you think

the anti-woke MTG fans are? I could give you an actual number. Yeah? They have a subreddit. They're just not a doubt about this. They have a separate subreddit because they've all been banned from the main Magic Yeah, let's get the number of, like, the Magic the Gathering members and then anti-woke magic members. Okay. So the main Magic the Gathering subreddit has 631,000 members. It's kind of lower than I thought, honestly. And then the racist Magic the Gathering subredited.

Is it called Racist Magic? It's called Free Magic. Free Magic. And it has 24,000 numbers. That's pretty good, actually. Pretty decent proportion. What do you have? Wait, so those are all the people who have been. band, so they can't have an alban band, but they hate the anti-magic. But so the thing

that happened is they're making a Lord of the ring set for Magic the Gathering, and they have made Aragorn Black. And it has sent the racist Magic the Gathering fans into the biggest Tizzy I've ever seen in my life, and the thing that was made, they have been making really racist

custom Magic the Gathering cards where they'll try, they're like, to try and prove their point, they'll make cards that are like, this is how Aragorn should look. It's like a white guy. But the best one I saw... The best one that I saw was a custom card

that was they made called Pander. It said all... It was like a spell, like a spell on the effect said all white creatures become black. And I probably wouldn't... Is that Beetlejuice is Eric? Show it on YouTube

because they really get extremely, extremely racist. Yeah. They take it to a level. Yeah, look, they made Beetlejuice. into air record. Okay, I would watch that, though. That, I need to see.

I would see that tomorrow. I need to see that really bad. Yeah, that sounds amazing. Yeah, but that's just a kind of a wokeness report for the week. That's what's going on right now. Speaking to that, so you had, like, we were talking about the things that we like look at

to, like, remind us like, oh, yeah, there's a lot of fucking shit online. I tried to get, what? What are you mean? We were talking about, remember you were like, oh, but the racist magic thing. And I was like, yeah, I've also been looking at iPhone. funny, and it's the most racist website of all time.

It's pretty crazy how racist some people get, just when you put them all in a room to get there online. It's really funny, because you know that the people, at least on the magic to get, like, these are people who, they're going to, like, a tabletop gaming store, and they're sitting down to play a tournament, and they're either not talking to anyone, or they're saying, like, I hate magic gathering, it's been woke, and everyone's like, okay, we also are nerds and we don't want to talk to you but then you get them all together and they go crazy i don't think there's anyone at like a tabletop game store i don't think there's anyone

going to play magic the gathering who's like in the middle i think that it's like like it's two there's two camps in the store i think when if you're in blue hair s j w types and then the other guys who are completely racist as hell if you're into it enough to go to the store to play instead of just playing it at home i think you you have to you have to pick a side. Yeah. You have to pick a side in the war. And there's going to be a huge, at the next,

you're going to go to the Game Castle in Londonderry, New Hampshire. You're going to see one side of the room. Uh-huh. Blue hair, SJW is the other side. They're going to have sharpened logs in the middle. The other side, guy in full SS uniform. Yeah. I would, I think that he's like, no, it's because I'm playing a different game.

I'm not playing magic. I'm playing risk. And yes, it's risk in 1942. I'd like to be in the middle of those two groups. groups and empty out AK-47 automatic rifles at both of them. I'd like to think that I bridge the gap between the... I'm basically half S.J.W. Half racist as fuck.

And I kind of bridge the gap between the two cultures. The worst part of the racist magic The Gathering subred is like, I would say about half of it is like truly some of the most obscenely racist. Like just actual... But half of it is just people who are not racist, but or at least are secretly racist and don't say it out loud. but are just actual nerds who are like, Wizards at the Coast is devaluing the game

by printing too many cards. I'm like, oh, you're right. Yeah, they're making good points. They're making good points. And then I scroll their next post and it's like something really bad. That's the other thing. There's definitely plenty of black nerds

who play Magic the Gathering who probably also are like, Erigorn is not black. You know? Like, can you imagine if they redesigned, Imagine the fury of the black nerd community if they did a re-release of Dragon Ball Z and made Goku black? No, they...

No, they're like that. I think they'd like that. I think they'd be pretty mad, dude. I mean, there's already, like, if you just walk down... There's a car that drives around here with the license plate, Black Goku. Wait, really? Well, introducing him as a different character,

that's a great idea. Yeah. Black Goku shows up. They're sounding a lot of a free magic member right now. And if you've made a different character, it will be okay. If you make a white character, if you made a different card

called black ericorn, this would all be funny. Yeah, that's a great idea. They literally are like, yeah, they should at least make a special version that has a white aryagorn on it. It's a good idea.

Well, that's the thing now is it would be called white arragorn. Yeah. Yeah, then you'd have to have no one wants to be left out. You'd have to have Chinese arragorn, Japanese arragorn, Korean eragorn,

pretty much every single one of the races. It's so funny. They also didn't say green. I didn't say green. I said green. Oh, they said green. Yeah, Chinese, Japanese, green. I don't know why I only picked Asian specific races.

Yeah. I could have gone. I could have said Indian. I could have said any of the, any other race. This guy knows every. I'm going to make a list of every race. I love getting him into a corner. We got you.

I'm going to get every list of every race right over there. And then, okay, so you want to pull that over and then just put the word Eric Gordon next off. They also, they can't control themselves at all where they get really mad about black Aragorn and then you look at the comments and they're all like, yeah, and they're probably gonna make Aragorn fucking trans too

and it's like, well, they didn't, you guys are, you never know. They have one day, yeah, I mean, it's just so funny to have something right in front of them that they're so mad at and they get so mad they forget that what they're even starting yelling about something. I'm thinking of doing an SJW reboot of this show.

Oh yeah, I think that could do numbers. Do you think I would look good with like a blue like Skrillix cut. Yeah. In the SJW thing you two are not involved by the way. No, if anyone's not involved

in the SDW thing, it's you. Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm the most SJW of them all. No, not a chance. I'm more SJW than any black or lesbian or any other kind of person.

Okay, boomer. Bro, chill. See, that's an SJW kind of way. A little more like surfer. Yeah. No, dude. No, I'm an SJW. Ask me any SJW question.

I'll answer it perfectly. Okay, here's one. I'm super SJW. What gender? Oh, yeah, wait. How many genders are there? Four. 365.

Fuck. Okay, ask me another. Ask me another. How many races are there? Oh, I know that one. This is easy. Yeah. three no

fuck 16 16 races and ethnicities well okay then there's subclasses are ethnicities subclasses okay ask me another one any SJW question I can answer

except for those last two San Jose Whalers You're not saying anything What is it what could that be You're just useless Ask me a question What politics are good To have

Okay that was my next question Socialistic Communism Where with No, it's actually socialist anarchy Is the type of good politics No, I'm an SJW I think it's completely normal to put Christians in camps and kill them I really think I'm an SJW

And I think that standing in line for what, a slice of bread Yeah, that's good Yeah, no, I'm an SJW As long as that bread is gluten-free I actually like living stacked on top of each other with my neighbors like sardines in a city where every comedy has sing-songy punchlines. And I love queers.

And bugs taste good. Yeah, I want to eat bugs. Yeah. Yeah. My pod is awesome. I like PB&J. Yeah. Yeah.

And fuck it. I say I have nice. I like mac and cheese too. Yeah. Fuck me, I guess. I'm an SJW. Yeah. And I like milkshakes.

Yeah. Yeah, no. Pizza with the crust cut off? Chai latte. That, okay. That must be my number one food. You better not say Chaka Chai. Chia latte and a slice of pineapple pizza.

With the crust cut off. Pineapple pizza with the crust cut off. Yep, SJW. That is the best meal. Chia latte a slice of pizza. They're probably going to do, what's the next thing they're going to wokeify? Probably Harry Potter. Do you think it might go to the opposite direction soon where they start?

They'll maybe do the NFL, they'll put spikes on their heads and stuff and make it murder. I hope. Yeah. I think basically they're going to reveal that America is a fucking fourth rig. Shit, me. Has been all along. Or fuck me, I mean. China and Russia will team up and they will become a new country.

Mate, you better be called what. Rina. Rina. And they will fight against America. You better be. Oh, do I have a crystal ball on it? You better be mucking about. Let me look.

You better be mucking. Don't look. Oh, his penis is out. Oh, God, don't look. And it is completely clear. It is crystalline. Yeah. It's never seen the...

Yeah, but we're looking at a pretty huge war in the next two weeks. I believe that. Yeah, I think that also the some of the smaller countries will also combine. They will follow the example of China and Russia. It is so funny that, like, anytime Putin... It'll be exactly like that... We're looking at guys. a lot of people are saying that soon there will be a new world order with a global government,

but you guys are completely wrong. There is going to be seven countries, and each country is a continent. And I hope it's just new order. I hope it's a damn new order concert. It's so dope that every time Putin talks about America or like any of those like Russian officials talk about America, they always bring up the fact that America is Wokey SJW now. Yeah. That is so cool.

What is it? If we end up going to war with them and he's like, they're like, we have to eliminate the SJW scourge. And that's why they come to America and start killing people. That'd be so funny. It's so funny. Was it in France when they complain about it, like the word for woke is lewikisem? Le wokeism?

Lewokism? They complain about wokeness in France? That's the wokenest country in the world. No, French people hate wokeism. They're skinny. They hate wokeism so much. They want to draw Muhammad every single day. They want to do ATSJW. They want to. They literally

want to smoke all French people want to do is smoke a cigarette and then with the ashes draw a stick figure and say that is Mohammed that's every single day of a French person's life. I think that Varg from Burzum he went to jail in

France for hate speech so tell me that's not woke. Yeah exactly that's the ultimate yeah that guy was a don't tell that dude about the Aaronorn shit by the way that would be I'm sure he was the first to know yeah yeah That guy has it. Bark has a Google alert in like a mystical scrying pool for the term Black Aragorn.

And he refreshes it every. He swirls it around with a staff. Let me tell you, though, the screams on that next album are going to be agonizing. Do you guys think that she's Black Aragorn? Do you guys think that we are like maybe the forefront of cultural commentary at this point? As of this episode, as of everything that we just said. Can I do a cultural commentary? Fuck yes.

So it's actually rather rather ironic. that Russia hates SJWs as SJWs are Russia and communism is the biggest fan. Oh, fuck. It almost speaks to a dichotomy in the political climate. Yeah. And the climate is changing politically.

Okay, you had me until that point, Greta Toon Bird. Shut your bitch, that's up. Materia fucking leave. No, no, no. Changing. Today it's 60 degrees. Yesterday, it was 30 degrees.

No, no, no, no. What's up with that? A little bug looking. No, no. We're canceling you. Don't cancel. Yep, you just got canceled. Okay, so because cancel culture is real.

I mean, look at Louis C.K. Look at. Who else? Sorry, I had to do that. I had to plug the plasma. Look at Patrick Doran. People come back for cancellation. You're right.

Patrick is a perfect example of how you can do the most disgusting, immoral acts publicly. And people will pay you thousands of dollars a month. And you can still have a career. Like, it's really impressive. It really is. Like, you can ruin lives and lives and lives, like plenty of people. Lives on Lives on Lives.

Yeah. You can ruin lives on lives on lives. And you can be a white skinhead, W-H-T-E skinhead over here. White skinhead? That's your song. There's nothing Nazi about me. The way you just said that. I did not see that coming.

Yeah. Cultural commentary. Well, speaking of Nazis today, we're looking at psychopaths. Online. Yeah, I'm looking at a couple of psychopaths right now. I'm looking at the twisted psychopath right year. Really quickly, can we each do our best psychopath impression? Yeah.

Okay. I think I'm going crazy. That's mine. You go next. Okay, because he's going to do something funny for the third one. Yeah. All the better to kill you with this, my knife, my dear. Okay, good.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your president, Barack Hussein Obama. It's not even a good Obama impression. I did an amazing. No, but think about it, because he's the, because of all the damn drone strikes. Oh, wait, here's a good psychopath impression. Go to your room. A parent. My parents.

Yeah. You have a lunch detention. Yeah. No cussing. No cussing in my house. You know what? Another piece of cultural commentary that we can hit on really quick. Here's another piece of psychopathy kind of prevalent right now.

I expect a 20% plus tip. Bro, don't even make me think about it. And all I do is press orders on an iPad. I almost lunged at you because I thought that you were actually being a fucking barista turning the iPad. Yeah, you turn me that thing. The toast, it says toast on it. How about I come in here with a flamethrower?

I make you toast. You turn that iPad towards me. I'm hitting the home button. I'm downloading Angry Birds on that thing. I'm making the line wait. That's right. I'm playing the full fucking, I'm playing the free trial. Choose your tip.

I click custom. I'm going into the negatives. Now you're paying me. because I look cute today. Yeah, I look at the receipt. It says recommended tip. Yeah, I recommend you zip up your body bag because it's going to make people throw up

if they see what's in there. The tip of my knife, the tip of my gun. The only tips that you'll be getting today is none. Is none. And also I rhyme. I'm rhyming while I'm killing you, Mr. Panera bread.

I tip you in a song. That's right. I think we should replace all people with human robots. I think we should replace all people with humans. Yep. that's right because they're those people

some people out there they're NPCs but they're not humans yeah they're not humans and you can do you can do anything you want to them and it doesn't matter don't even you have no moral problem don't even bring up NPC culture to me sorry my bad I forgot you go crazy with that yeah yeah literally people

walking around on white walk cycles yeah here's NPC culture hey don't fall asleep on the furniture at IKEA NPC that's an NPC tells you that I say okay NPC Fuck you double fuck you If I want to

If I want to stop sleep on the toilet at Home Depot Yeah Don't use all the toilets in Home Depot Like jackass Man suck my dick in PC Pause game I'm on the Dave England level Pause game no clip

Chop your head off In the Home Depot Fuck you Don't draw on the wall I click the teal day Or whatever that button is That teal day The little thing in the corner

I click that little squiggly button I type in Quote COC QA smoke I go in there I get all the Dadrick armor I come back

Yeah And then I just start slaying Just obliterate every single person In the Home Depot Yeah yeah yeah It's not a bad idea But we are talking about Psychopaths today

And this is I found a little website Called the sociopath community Okay This is a forum for As I you can probably guess A forum for Sociopathic crazies

Damn. Yeah. This is the one that I was trying to find at one point, but I couldn't. Oh, thank you for giving me my clicker. I turned it on photo. So this is a sociopath community. This is the first post that I found on the sociopath community forums. Asked a homeless woman for a blowjob.

This is from user Allure, and he says, there was this homeless woman who was begging for small change. I offered her $10 for a blow job. I don't know what price is sex workers charge, but it was better than nothing. She wasn't in a bad shape. looked like she was homeless for maybe a few days. Anyway, she declined. I do shit like this impulsively, and

it's scary. I'm reminded I don't really know myself. Damn. Wow. So you have to be pretty psycho to want to fuck a fucking disgusting homeless. Yeah, disgusting few days of homelessness. Is that really what this guy looks like? Yep, that's a painting of him. That's a painting of him? Yeah, he has a bunch

of different posts where he talks about... He has one where he ranks his favorite philosophers and he gave sons Zoo is S-tier, and he gave Benjamin Franklin F. Well, yeah, well, S for Sun Tzu and then F for Franklin. You're fucking genius. When I was reading about posts from psychopaths and sociopaths online and stuff, it is funny that, you know, I feel like some of them, you read it, and you're like, oh, my God, this person needs some help.

Something's going on here. And it's a lot of them you read it, it's like, this is somebody who, like, they saw the Matrix Code by, like, reading, like, watching Fight Club. And they got something out of it that nobody else in the way. The world got out of it, and it changed the way they lived their life forever. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like... Somehow they read philosophy, and they don't become, like, a... Into, like, a lit guy who's, like, a book nerd.

They've become somehow an evil person. Yeah. Speaking of lit guys. Yep, us three. Damn. Us three. What's up? Um, what's next over here? We took some fucking K-2 before we recorded. You wish.

Slowly turning into an animal. So this is a better type. than it is an actual thing. This says if you could turn into any animal it will, but in doing so, every time it got harder to turn back until you started developing hybrid features and senses, which animal would you choose? Of course, you could just

seldom use if and maybe only become a bit hairier, et cetera, by the end of your life. I don't want to be hairier by the end of my life. Fuck no! I got enough hair. I mean, you guys have seen me at the pool. You need to become, you need to turn into a dolphin. Yeah. Dolphins have hair, don't they?

Dolphins don't have hair. They're mammals, I thought. Dolphins don't have hair. Shut up. They have alopecia. They have very little hair. All dolphins have hair. Basically, it's like a sphinx cat. Like something with no hair.

It's like a sphinx cat when you touch a dolphin. It is a good thing to be also. It feels like yo nuts. What? When you touch a dolphin, it feels exactly like the human nutsack. That's not true. That's true at all. You've never been to see.

I know it feels like a pussy. Yeah. I think it feels like a fucking a man of a pussy. No, the blowhole feels like a pussy. No, no, no, no. But the skin feels like nuts. Skin feel like nuts You're lying

You're lying You've never touched a dolphin in your life You've never touched a dolphin You've never touched a dolphin emulator Played Herb's moon You touch a doll's fin Yeah her finny

You touch a doll's finny Touched the dolls finny You did didn't you He went up to the doll And touched the finny He pettifoy I did not touch a doll's finny You're a nonsense

You touch the doll's finny I'm not a vanity. You are? No. You touched the devil's vanity. You've completely lost a plot. Mate, you're mental. It's funnier when we just don't do the accent and say that.

Mate, you've lost the plot. You've lost the plot. You're dapped. You're completely dead. What you said the other day? This whole weekend. Oh, what the blood? This whole weekend, I kept every time I texted you guys, I started it with mates.

Yeah. It's because of St. Paddy's Day, guys. Legends. It is. There's no, it's so fun to text your girlfriend and say, I'm not, I'll be home later. I'm out having a pint with the lads. I just text, picks of, picks of your punda, and then a question mark. Yeah. Picks of your punda?

Punda. Isn't that what they say? I don't know. That bird has a nice ponder. You never heard that? No. A couple of birds, couple of eight point fives with nice boondas. You've never seen this video, that guy, and he's like, Manchester, top scratch, horrid flans, and a pundered.

The tens of pundas. You never seen that guy? No. He's this British guy who talks about every city in the UK. And he talks about what the nightclub is like. Yeah. He's like, top scrum, tons of pundas. Scran or scram?

Scran. Scran like food. That's food, right? Yeah, so it'll be a picture of like the most disgusting French fries you've ever seen. He's like, top scron. And then a woman with a big ass. Giant pundas. Pounder?

Fatty pundas. I think that's the right word. Fat poinders Tons of grind I don't want to hear it anymore And a cobblestone wrench Crazy And I go whoa

A cobblestone wrench Or just he says nonsense shit Oh okay Yeah And there's a goblin A one-eyed flying purple people eater Right there in the downtown Manchester I go okay

I think I will go there Slowly turning into an animal This guy asks which animal This person says An owl And their profile photo is of an owl This person is a dangerous psychopath That they need to be in jail

Yeah, look at their eyes Look at the, there's crazy They have crazy eyes Yeah, what? You want to be an owl? You can turn your head all the way around To scare your victim? Yeah, fuck you.

Am I a sociopath? I feel empty and angry all the time. I work in a head shop And sell miners drugs all the time And even steal from the register. I don't care about anyone or anything. I just thought that one was badass. That's from Aideness.

G-R. D-N-G-R. A-D-N-G-R. Oh, my God, they're a danger. Now, get this. This is a pay-or-A-R-E-F called dark memes. I don't, just skip this part. Okay, no, I'm not going to skip it.

If you like dark memes, I want you to go ahead and turn on your screen and watch this dark meme, because look at this. This is, if her soap looks like this, you're getting laid. And it's a bar of soap with a bunch of disgusting little puby worms all of those. Ew. Yeah. And another I was posted by a bat.

Yeah, another animal profile photo. Anyone else think that looked like SpongeBob? Yeah. If my soap looks like that, I'm getting laid. Yeah,

I'm sticking a soap of my butt. Yeah. Dark memes. Damn. Yeah. And I'm killing my whole family with the soap. Yeah, that would be a darker twist.

I'm going to hell for this one. Yeah, let's do, let's do like, let's make these even darker. I think we can punch off. I think we can make it darker. But with the soap, yeah. If her soap looks like this, if her soap looks like this, I'm slitting the soap's throat.

her soap looks like this she's going to look like this too yeah if her soap looks like this yeah if her soap looks like this you do 100 abortions that's like dark humor I think yeah they do that is something I've noticed in

psychopath and sociopath communities when I was browsing they do not have any boundaries at all when it's shy away abortion they love dark humor and abortion they say every single post they say yeah I'm a sociopath I wouldn't care if a lady got 100 abortions well that's the thing You 4% of people, 1 to 4% of people are sociopaths.

Guess what percentage of people are also abortionist doctors? Fuck, probably 4% right? I think 50% to 60% after 2009. But yeah, pretty scary. But some of them are sociopaths. Well, based on those numbers, it would be all of them, because 4% is only a part of 50%. But some of the guys are socialists. All of the sociopaths are, you're a misunderstanding.

All of the sociopaths are definitely abortionist MD doctors, but only, some of the doctors are abortionists. I know about his sociopath. There's a sociopath doctor on TV. What's his name? Dr. House, yeah, he doesn't feel much. Yeah. He basically hates human emotion.

Did he ever do an abortion? I never watched a single piece of that show. You never seen a piece of it? Didn't they make Cal Penn kill himself? I don't remember. Everybody kills themselves and fucks each other. They make Cal Penn kill himself. Olivia Munn.

And then he comes back like two seasons later because he was done being Obama's Olivia Munn has ALS in that movie or in that show. Wow. Yeah. And Lou Gehrig's disease. That's what's so awful. It's like the worst thing ever

because it's the most beautiful woman. Oh, and to think of her slowly turning into a cube or whatever is so scary. When I was in third grade, I did a project on Lou Gehrig, like a book report. The man? And yeah.

And then I learned about his disease and everything. I learned about the disease and everything. And then like a friend of a, my mom's friend like died in their sleep. And my mom was just like, yeah, know how that could happen. I turned to my mom and I was like,

could be ALS. Wow. Could be Lou Gehrig's disease. You diagnosed her right there. Yeah. She could have died of Lou Gehrig's disease. It could have. Okay, what's next?

You are gay, and then they posted the Why Are You Gay funniest African interview, and then they responded said, I'd honestly like my own post here if I could. This vid is brilliant. Okay. Yeah, so this guy's definitely sociopathic vibes. You would have to be.

a sociopath to like your own post though. That's a clear sign. Absolutely. Yeah. Don't even care for social norms. He's breaking the rules of the internet, user 2-2-2-2-2-1-2.

A shadow not so dark. Spider-bursts out of a banana. This is the kind of sick shit that these sociopaths think is funny or interesting. A spider burst out of a banana. Tell you what that's not to me is a good time or something worth talking about or looking at. If you share that video to

another person, you are literally a sadist. You're scum! Okay, what's next? Where is Hillary? Oh, my God. And this is by Donald Trump in 2019. Hello, folks. Has anybody seen Crooked Hillary around?

I've received word that she comes here. Not much of a surprise, I'd say. She always was a loser. Let me know if you've seen her. That was Donald Trump. Wow. And he's looking for Hillary. He's on the phone.

He's on the sociopathic community forum because he's trying to put Hillary, he's trying to lock her up and put her in jail. And he's like, where would a sociopath like? like Hillary can hang out. The socialist platform. The person who made this thought of the joke in November 19th, 2019. It took a while.

It only took them three years. It took a while, but... There is one response to this post that I think is pretty good. And this is from Big Chunkus, and he says, she's under my desk, sucking my chumptus. And this guy...

Talk about a sociopath. My God. This guy has a pretty good posting history. Yeah. And I took a look at those. Chungus, Chungus, major, major, how big is your chungus, and me by Big Chungus. So, pretty good. Big Chungus is a sociopathic.

Wow. That's the end of all mine. All right. Here's what I found. I want to preface everything before this. I just want to say that, I mean, you guys remember back in, like, July 2020, I was diagnosed with psychosis. Psychosis.

Remember I was going through about a psychosis? I don't really remember that. I'm not sure I remember that either. Chubia if you want to... Psychosis or psychopathy? Click over to my thing. My slide. Psychosis is a different thing.

Do you realize that... I was diagnosed with psychopathy. Okay. So why did you say psychosis? The psychosis is something different. Well, psychosis is like... There's a very public meltdown. I'm as a new need to.

Psychosis is like the elephants on parade scene. There's a very public meltdown that I had and someone filmed it. And I'm just going to... You know what? I'm going to come... There's a thing about mental health. I'm just going to come forward with it. I'm just going to show you.

Okay. Okay, Ted Lassow. All right, okay. And if that played automatically, this would have been a lot of fun of you. It's the Tasmanian devil. It's a video of cartoon network, the Tasmanian devil. I thought it was going to be in slideshow mode, and it would have played automatically. You know, those noises me when I'm eating that.

All right, but I'm, I'm eating that. I needed to find, I needed, I was, because it's so gross. I was thrown up every single time. But I was looking through, this is a forum I found. It's not the psychopaths forum or the sociopath forum or anything like that. But it's close, yeah. It's close. It's XNXX.com or forum.

com. Damn. And here's a post that says, Daddy, what is a psycho nut job? You can never read. Honey, there is a person here at X and XNXX. that does not like us. Here is an example of the posts that he made to our thread.

Every post we make, the same person responds with the message. Daddy, why? Fuck, I got to just put it. Daddy, why don't the moderators do anything about it? Flaming is why the forum is so popular. Daddy, what is flaming?

Honey, use the search function. I don't know why you don't zoom in before you take the screenshot. I always think, it's every time. I always think that I'm going to be able to read it, but then I, I never can. You need to start bringing your glasses.

Yeah, I need to start bringing my glasses. We're just zoom in. This is in response to this, where they're trying to roll play together, and this guy just responds, Psycho Nut Jobs, Psycho Nut Job. And it's basically the whole thread gets flamed with Psycho Nut Job all the way down. Is this a sexual position? Or is he calling them a Psycho Nut Job? He's calling them Psycho Nut Jobs.

I would enjoy it. Yeah, I want a psycho nut job. Yeah. I'd be down with that. Go psycho make me nuts. Imagine being on the X and X and X, X, X, X, X, X, X, forums and being like, man, you fucking role players are psychopaths. That's fine.

I logged into XNX.com. If I was a Christian, more of a Christian, sorry. If I was more of a Christian, then I would be leading a team of underage people who go on and they press the I'm over 18 and then go on the forums and say, actually, I was 16 this entire time. Uh-huh. And the X-N-X-FORUM And they get it completely destroyed. Well, here's the next thing. This is somebody coming to their aid.

Leroy Brown, who's also a role player, says, Yo, Juliet. I've heard some bad things about Leroy Brown. Me too. I've heard he's the baddest guy. Uh-huh. And I heard that Jim, the old Jim Walker tried to play him in pool. God damn.

I can't believe he's posting on here. But he said, yo, Joliet, needs him help teaching that dude a lesson. I don't personally get my hands dirty, but I got some friends close to Joliet. And they said, go away. troll, go Rachel, and then flame the fucking post like that. They play in the post like that. Psycho Nut Job is someone with nothing

of value to contribute, so he stupidly repeats the same meaningless words like Psycho Nut Job. And then there's another Joliette script here. Daddy, why did you kill yourself? Honey, I committed suicide because I felt I was no longer wanted. How could you do that? I love you. I love you too, honey. Goodbye. Daddy,

does that mean we are not going to Pizza Hut tonight, maybe tomorrow. Bitch, you did. I would say that you did actually do more of a kind of psychosis-themed one because none of this is making any sense to me. Yeah, I don't really understand.

What is... Don't you think you spamming game is still? From Pussy Patrol, and they're suspended. So XNXX is a website for psychopaths? Well, there's some more... Yeah. Well, they get into some psychopathic topics here. Like, has anyone ever seen a snuff film?

I believe it was real. Sniff film. That's right. The Wild Thornberry's movie. Yep. Do you think it was real or just good production? What was your reaction? Just watch some YouTube of shock and a attack on Baghdad or some of Obama's drone takeouts.

Hell, don't you watch the news? Plenty of snuff videos. Damn. That is true. The news has been going wild. Yeah, I haven't seen snuff videos, but I've seen stuff videos. Yep. Pretty good amount of stuff videos.

Cribs. Yeah. It would be a stuffed video. Impractical jokers. There's that motherfucking guy in Louisiana who sometimes will make some kind of stuffed chicken. Yeah. Is that the guy's like, what happened to do, y'all? Yeah.

First you put the butter on a grill. Yep, that guy. I love that. Oh, my God. I just thought of a really good idea. What? It's like Build a Bear Workshop. It's basically all the same type of steps, but it's like a food place.

Oh, where you go down a line. But it's not like you have the thing where you fill the bear with stuffing, but it's with food. What kind of food would you pay? Well, I think you can pick whatever. I'm trying to, I'm still puzzling it out. I just thought of it. It would need to be mostly liquid or foam. Well, no, you could, like, it could be like, okay, it could be a dessert place.

So maybe it could be, you can be making a donut. You just invented Froyo. I would put maybe Chipotle. Since when is Froyo inside of a bear? Oh, you eat it out of. Oh, my God. So, wait, the bear is made out of leg in now. The bear part can be edible, too.

It could be a pastry. It could be anything. Yeah. So you're making like kind of a pot pie thing. Well, I'm saying it could. I haven't figured. I just, the idea of putting food inside something. That's your idea?

Okay, but when a Build a Bear workshop setting, it's Build a Bear workshop, but the bear is edible. You already said that. But what's in the bear? How is that frozen yogurt? Well, I'm not saying it's frozen yogurt anymore. I'm just, I don't know what the idea is. I'm trying to find an edible bear. Fine.

It's a bear and it's edible. But what's the bear made out of? Tortillas. Some kind of edible. edible food. Just name one. It's a bear made out of tortillas. Would you rather, do you want it to be, okay, do you want it to be, there's two stores

on there next to each other, and one is for desserts, and one is for foods. And the foods one, it is tortillas, and you can put in vegetables and meats inside it, and the dessert one, it's some kind of, how did you get to this? How did you jump to this idea? Stuffing. It's a taco place, though. No, because it's in a bear. Wait, no, and it's called stuffing.

The restaurant is called stuffing. Which one is? There's two now. It's called Stuffings and Stuffings P.M. And PM is the dessert one. PM. Yeah, you eat in the evening because it's dessert. But the other one can eat any time of the day.

There's also a breakfast one called Stuffing's Ham and you fill it with eggs. But is it a tortilla again? Yeah. So it's a tortilla that kind of looks like a... It could be pancake. You look crazy right now. Your eyes, I've never seen them that why. You've gotten into psychosis.

When you are in a psychotic stuffing. It's a good idea that you're a terrible idea. Fighting against for no reason. Because it doesn't... Why is the tortilla a bear? make a bear-shaped tortilla. Why is that the issue? How big is this?

Why is this? Why is this a pizza? It's a small-in-a-pocket that's shaped like a bear. But why is it a bear? It can just be a tortilla. Because then it's not cool. That's the cool thing about what you're... Are you paying extra?

Is it like how expensive is it? It's just a fun thing. It's not a good idea. Okay. It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. Here's deleted user who was banned. Caleb goes to every restaurant and he says, why isn't this in a slurry?

Why can't I blend this? this all up and eat it. You're defending a food build a bear workshop idea. Yeah, it's a good idea. It's not a good idea. It's a good idea. So tell me just... I think it's a good idea.

So, no help from Patrick. He was helping me a lot. I know. Walk me down the line. Okay. Do you want the dessert one or the dinner one or the breakfast one? Here, no, you walk in and I work there. There's no employees.

Hi, welcome to stuffing. It's the most fucking stupid idea of all time and I work here. No, go ahead. Go get your food. So if it's the dinner one, okay. You start with bread. a bread bowl shaped like a bear. Okay.

Yep. Are you going to yell about how a bowl can't be bear shaped? It can. It's just stupid. And then you could, you're like, oh, maybe I want chili in it. Maybe I want mac and cheese. Maybe I want a mix of both. Oh, but if I want both, it costs a little extra.

Well, I really want chili and mac and cheese mix. So I guess I'll pay a little extra for that. And then you get to use it. And, of course, there will be other stuff too, which I'm not good at thinking of food, but you can say any food that could be in a bread bowl. I'm not good of thinking of it. Because you're attacking me. Okay.

You're putting me in a defense position. And then you use the machine where you get to fill it up and you get to watch it fill up, which is the main fun part. How do you eat it? Then you... Do you cut the head off and eat the brain? No, you just bite into it.

Like, it's a burrito. It's a hot pocket. Yeah, it's a hot pocket. It's a bear. Okay, I build a bear for a hot pocket. That still is fine of an idea. That's not a thing that exists. You're saying it like you're defeating me.

You're making me stronger. This hand talking about this build a bear thing made me realize I messed up the prompt for the research. supposed to do. Because you were searching psychosis? Yeah. And not psychopathy. And, well, I found this poll.

This will be the last thing I talk about on the XNXX forums. What are your favorite circumstances for shitting? And the favorite time and place to take a shit is when I know people are waiting impatiently for the toilet. That's psychopath behavior. In the morning after a strong cup of coffee, psychopath. That's not, that's me. That's kind of normal.

Yeah, that's me. Okay. I don't love it, but I wouldn't say it's probably my favorite. It wouldn't be my favorite, but you'd do it enough that you'd have to like it at some point. Kind of just normal. Out in the woods and the bushes with a little view. No. That's psychopathic behavior.

I've never taken an outside poop. I don't think I have it there. When no one else is home and I can really take the time to do it right. At work, maybe around 3 p.m. That's nice. On my ex's carpet, seeing as how I still have a key. That is psychopathic behavior. So the most popular is when no one.

else is home and I can really take the time to do it right I just gotta say I'm a full in the morning after a strong cup of coffee yeah it needs to be I need to have it needs to feel like a heart attack and then this next one here what's my last thing I can't click it I can't click it oh I just took my second shit it was so huge and good I feel lighter excited emoji and then is Donald Trump mentally ill oh yeah you bought that Donald Trump stuff yeah yes yes and yes Donald is mentally ill and he is our president how How crazy is that? You have to love him and you need to quit picking on the mentally ill, I think.

And that, yeah, I really whiffed it on this one. That's okay. This whole episode's kind of been... You were out of the week. You were out this weekend. I was out this weekend. I did not have time to do proper research. I was in the lovely city of Boston.

Yeah, who cares? Yeah, we don't need to hear about this. Here's mine. I'll go fast, I guess. So I looked at R-slash sociopath on Reddit Which is a community For the empathetically challenged

And I love this vapor-waved style header photo It's pretty cool I put it in there Because I thought it was kind of aesthetic It's kind of reminding me of speaking of the Simpsons Maybe Bart with some sleepy eyes Driving on the Street Yeah

I think the statute of limitations on speaking of Was up on The Simpsons It took me a second to remember We were speaking of the Simpsons Hell, we can speak of the Simpsons. That's true. I guess the Simpsons is ever green, ever yellow. There's multiple, there's multiple, there's also R slash psychopath and R slash

psychopathy, but they're all, so I forget which one is which, but there's one of them that's only people saying, I want to fucking kill and eat a pregnant woman, I'm fucking evil. And then half of it is also like, can we get these trolls out of here? And that's all it is. And there's one that's been like banned. and then there's one that's like from a purely psychological standpoint and it's all like therapists talking but this is the only interesting one, R slash sociopath, I had to find it.

So let's look at some posts from R slash sociopath. How competitive they wrote, are you at games? And this is NSFW. Everything on this. I would hope so. I don't want to be, can you imagine your boss walking in on you looking at the R slash sociopath thing? Yeah. And then he would probably go, yeah, me too, because I'm the boss.

Damn. Wait. Wait. And he's like even more than you. Hold on. That's actually scary in a societal way. I'd have my soundboard next to me to go, hold up. Yeah.

Hold up. Hey. If you're always winning, then it's just repetitive and boring. No challenge, nothing new, you know? And then someone else responds and says, do you always win? And they reply and say, not always, but I try to. Do you always win? Well, I said if you're always winning, it's boring.

And then they're like, well, I don't always win. I would just lie and just say, yeah. I'm a sociopath. I'll just lie all I want. Exactly. Why to get my way? Yep. Yeah.

I spent three years in prison over a monopoly game gone extremely wrong. That is a troll. I don't think it's real. I don't believe that. I thought it was funny, though. It is funny, but that motherfucker lying about that shit. Again, it's R slash sociopath. So you think that they're all lying.

They're like, they are compulsive liars from being sociopathic. So we can't, can we even trust them on the point that they're sociopath? I really don't think we can. That's kind of scary. One of the funny things is a lot of people are trying really hard to be sociopaths on here. It's very funny. What do you fantasize about? Violence, fame, money, success, power.

It can be anything. Fantasies can tell a lot about a person's mental state and overall mentality. More specifically, their desires and dreams. Here's what one person fantasizes about. I've been a DM for over, a dungeon master, for over 25 years, and I've helped others fantasize about magic realms, gritty, industrial landscapes of concrete and steel, vast oceanic flows that enable ships and exceptionally strong swimmers to travel

between worlds of realms where mankind dominates all, where mankind struggles to exist, and where mankind never existed at all, magical swords with demented spirits shackled to them, seeking to enslave or serve, whoever dares to wield them, psychic powers and divine entities clashing with future

tech giants of ceramic plate and fusion drives, whimsical elves, hard working and hard partying dwarves, and other races that would take too long to explain. What do I fantasize about? everything. Do you read through all of that? That is all Gun City.

Yeah, that is gun city. That's starting to worry me a lot that maybe Patches has some psychological behavior. This was the top comment on this too. Holy fuck. Everyone else is saying, like, yeah, sometimes I fantasize about beating up a woman and killing her and chopping her up.

And that's what I would do. But everyone else put it this one instead. Is there a psychopath, isn't there a psychopath test that's like basically a riddle? Yeah. But why don't we do that? Are they a Blade Runner? No, no, no.

No, no, there's some little riddle. Yeah, we'll do it at the end, but you can finish it. Okay. What is your favorite music genre? Psychobilly. Can we guess? Yeah. Psychobilly, hip-hop, hip-hop.

There was a lot of hip-hop, a lot of metal. They said metal and hip-hop. Yeah. I really like, there's a new innovation. I think it's the next one here, in type of music. Here we go. Video game OSTs, original soundtracks are my favorite. Apart from that, I listen to almost every genre.

I've always hated country and opera. It's so funny to be, I listen to everything except country and opera. Like having, imagine that you say you listen to everything and someone being like, oh, so you like opera? Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Opera equals cropper.

I'm fine with rap, but I do not like opera. Opera is, I will say opera's terrible. No, I wouldn't listen to opera. Yeah, I think it's kind of like a, I don't want to hear. It's a tacit agreement that everybody assumes when you say everything, you don't mean opera. Yeah, I don't like opera. I don't like ringtones. All these opera singers are going, me.

Me, me, me, me, me, me. I don't care about you, you, you, you. Yeah, sing about me, me, me, me, me. And my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my experience, my experiences, my experiences. 50s do-up and 90s grunge. Okay, I like the decade. Pretty, uh... What I would listen to, 90s do up, and 50s grunge.

Oh, fuck me. I think 50s do up is the most chilling thing a psychopath can listen to. I agree. And 90s grun is the most chill thing. Yeah. Yeah, I just went there. If your life was a movie, what would viewers think? What the fuck?

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky. Yeah, I just picked one from here. They'd puke. No elaboration at all. Yo, what up? What up, people? That's a post on our side sociopathic shit. Yo, what up?

Yeah, what up? What are your opinions on having kids? Here's what, okay, can I... If I'm responding to this, I'm saying, hmm, kids are pretty good for dinner. That would be my sociopathic answer. I like having kids for lunch and dinner. Yeah.

And breakfasts. Most of them say, I don't even... I don't care for kids very much. They say, I think they're little crotch goblins. They all say that a bunch. That's like they're agreed... That's like calling someone an ass clown, I guess. A fuck stick.

Yeah, it's a thing that everyone thought was a funny thing to say. Now they all say it, call kids crotch goch goblins. Yeah. But this person says It would be really cool to have a demon-like child Who I can teach to manipulate and conquer everything What did you? What did you wear out of it?

I was just, I don't know why it's black, it's supposed to be white I was trying to crop it It's just not funny, it's just a longer comment Oh, okay Yeah, I don't know why it's all coming It's supposed to be white I thought you were making No, you could move it if you want

I thought maybe that was that guy's full name No It was that long Full Name and address And I live here and this is my full name It would be cool to have a demon-like child. Not a demon-like child.

A demon-like child. I don't think I'd want a demon-like child. Well, because you would be bad at raising it. I would not want a demon-like child unless I could manipulate them. Yeah. Into conquering. If they are against me, I'm toast.

I'm not demon-like. I maybe have demonic thoughts. But also, you have dad strength. True. So if a demon... I could twist their little head off. Yeah. I'd grab them by their ear. Yeah.

Come in your ear or their horn, maybe. Yeah. You grab by the horn. horn for sure, because that's where all those sensitive... I grab demon-like children by the horns. Yeah. You grab it by both their horns because the ears they're going to scream, you know. And now I'm throwing them, doing a whole

sideways spin around. Mario, Bowser. Yeah, and then I throw them into... That would be my demon kid's name. But it would be sad as fuck when you get to the fucking kingdom of heaven and your son is... Not allowed. Yeah, because of how he looks. True. And you say, wait. Would they let you into the... That's like a discrimination?

Would they let you into heaven if you had a demon-like child? If you had a... Or by association with... No, you're fine. You probably fucked a demon to get a... You could probably have a nice-ass spot in hell, though, because it's like, damn, like... If there's one thing about hell,

I hope there is no fire. In hell? Because I do not want to get burned. It's got some bad news for you. As long as it's... It's pretty much mostly fine. It's fire. As long as it's not red,

then I'm fine with hell. You are in for the worst surprise of your life. Kind of poppin. Yeah. I kind of like the idea of it, but I really don't, as long as there's not a guy in charge of them, the devil.

Yeah, that would suck. What? Brov. What? You're not going to like. I just don't want to go to heaven. I don't want to go to heaven because I hear it's full of brimstone. And I fucking hate that shit.

So I think I'd rather go to hell. Yeah. Do you leave a trail of destruction? Looking back on all my life, the groups that I joined always ended up with conflict within. I bet there's plenty of big fatties that do leave a trail of destruction on this website. This person left a trail of destruction.

Yeah, I have a proven track record of angering others into apoplexy. Whoa. Whether that be with my grammar, Nazism, my astute observations, my cynical and nihilistic worldview, or my blatant hostile disregard for those with religious beliefs, yes, I have left many swads of destruction online and in person. Swads. That's so cool to list all those. Yeah.

My cynical and nihilistic worldview. My grammar, opening with my grammar, Nazism is so funny. Yeah. I've left a trail of destruction. That's the first one you want people to know about. I've caused in-group conflict by correcting people's grammar. Yeah.

Hmm. Okay. Be honest. Do you actually give a fuck about what's happening in Ukraine? No. And this is a poll. These psychos better. Okay.

And now I have, I said it, this is my last thing. I set up a little thing for it. It's game time. Wee! Yay! It's game time, y'all. Okay. Out of 78 voters, that's how many people voted in this poll. Yeah.

How many sociopaths do you think voted yes, they do actually give a fuck about what's happening in Ukraine? Is this multiple choice? No. Okay. I'm guessing zero. Go as close as you can without going over, I guess, will be our... 25. 25?

Yeah. And I guess it's... You guys are both going to be surprised. Out of 788 psychopaths, even psychopaths, 305 of them realized that what is going on in Ukraine will not stand. Beyond the pale. It is not okay. Even a person with no human emotion feelings who wants to literally grab a woman in an alley and have his way with her knows that Putin must be stopped. Even guys with claws think that Putin needs to be jail. So Patrick won. Fuck me. Yeah, I was closer.

Keep calm and claim your prize. What's his prize? And you may remember I asked you for a suggestion earlier. I said to you to think of something, Caleb. Yes. And Patrick, your prize is food. Oh, that is amazing. We'll get you.

Caleb had the food. Real quick. You did have all the food. Look up psychopath test. I know that there's a psychopath test and I want to do it right now because I am getting more scared by the second than one of the us three might be a. Okay. Who do you think out of the... Well, how are we all going to take it?

We just, we all go... Okay, this is a quiz. We'll just do it really... We'll just do it as a group. We'll do it as a group. Yeah. Okay. We'll do it as a group.

Okay. Most would describe me as charming and nonchalant. I can turn my charm on and off like a faucet. I would say... This is definitely me. This is definitely me. This describes me plus maybe wanting to drink people's blood and eat their teeth. So let's go...

This is definitely me. Uh-huh. I do what I want when I want, and the moment the impulse strikes me regardless of what others want. Yeah, that's all the three of us, right? If something goes wrong or turns out badly, it's not my fault. I mean, especially really hurtingly people in a bloodly way. I've gotten into legal or criminal trouble as an adult, not just a speeding or parking ticket. This is definitely me.

Yeah, you parking tickets with you? I've hurt a lot. I'm easily the best at what I do, bar none. Nobody could ever take my place. This is definitely me. For proof, watch this episode back, run it back. This was fire. This is the best episode we've ever done.

I do whatever I feel like doing, and I don't care what others think, or even if it's illegal. me skateboarding for me for sure every person for themselves i don't see the point in feeling sorry for other people and have no desire to help others this is i have to think about it yeah no it is that's me a f yeah i've gotten into legal criminal trouble when i was a teenager no not when i was a teen not when i was something oh i did though so you did okay then we'll do this sometimes yeah i have no problem or concern in lying in order to get what i want not me not me not on opposite day that's right that's right i live in the moment is what I say. The future will take care of itself and learning from your past is

pointless. Me. Me as far. I never feel remorse. Me. Okay. Can you just scroll down the rest of these and click me on it? Oh, that's right here. Okay. Because I was going to say the scroll bar is pretty small on here. Let's get the psychopathity. 24 out of 24. That's 100%. And that's only likely? That's probably because our three of us. Because it knows it was so sweet. Yeah. So that means that one of us is likely a psychopath. Clickly identified 16. Who the hell is clickly? Oh, the alley is. is Cleckley. You said L.

Clickly. If you're listening, if you're listening to this the day it comes out, then tonight is the shareholder meeting at 5 p.m. And join the Patreon at the executive producer tier to be a part of it. And if you already are on that tier, make sure you join the Discord because that is where the meeting is held. And we have some special stuff planned. So I may have just shrunk down a little.

And Patrick got shrunk. Bye. Bye. Thank you.