Podcast About List - Ep. 235 - Tyler The Awesome

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

A deep dive into a modern master in character design, and a discussion on who's Stinkerton City on the show with a special guest. Watch the full video for this episode youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

Freddy's about this. Freddy's nightmare. I have... Worst start of all time. Looked at something on the screen that wasn't showing up, and you said... I thought it was on the screen.

You just read it. Okay, we were going to change the name of the podcast to normal podcast because the one episode that we did where we started the episode with the Mortal Kombat theme song and it said, test your mic, normal podcast. Why are you talking about?

That's good. That's the context. That's the context. They like to set me up and then make me look like fucking dog shit. Okay, so then explain how that carries over to Freddy's nightmare or whatever you said? Well, Jubio was looking up spaghetti podcasts. You're right. We made you look like a moron there.

Yeah, Jubio did. Jubio made me look like a moron. You know what? Will you show the people while you're acting like this? I'm not acting. Show the people while you're acting. Yeah. Okay.

They didn't let me go and get a Red Bull. So in an act of defiance, I drank a white cloth. I drink a white claw that was laying around here in the office. What the hell? He's drunk on the job. It's one o'clock. One 12 p. And I have a problem again.

No. Again. No, dude. Yeah, yeah. I have a problem again. I have a problem. I drink every single night and day. Night and day?

Every single night and day. Do you think you could maybe slide into being like the East Coast Burt Kreischer? No. I think I could. You think you could? Yeah, I think I could do it. Because he's already got that position-filled. Yeah.

You would be if it wasn't for the back of the camera got there first. Yeah. You haven't done Santa for a while. I'm not right in his damn coat tails, you know? But I remember in Boston. I wouldn't be wearing any coat tails, buddy. Yeah, no. You wouldn't not be wearing.

You'd be reversed. I get off state. I'm certainly not going to stay. I put on like an old-fashioned piano recital, like, like the one with the one with the really long hotels. You're going to be called Reverse Kreiser and you're going to go up on stage with no pants.

That would be upside down, Chrysher. No, Reverse Criser would be putting two shirts on. Revert Krecher. Oh. Invert Chrysher. Invert Chrysler. Invert Chryser. Invert Chryser, there it is.

That's pretty good, actually. Invert Chryser, you go up, no pants and you say I'm, uh... So dating is weird. What's the opposite of a machine? Yeah, they call me the organism. Yeah. I went to...

The only thing I knew. What I was-Ukradian school, and they called me the organism. We're actually coming up with a funny-as-fuck comedy bang-bang character right now. Yeah. Invert Kreischer. No pants. The only thing I knew how to say was, I am nature. Yeah.

I am a tree. I am a single-self. You're trying to think of the old. Okay, what's the upset of a machine? A tree. Yeah. That's just stupid. Yeah. No, that's not charged.

Oh, C. F. Yeah. You're fail. I'm fail today. No. No, okay, we're not going to start with that. No, no failing, no flopping today.

Yeah, because it's a flop-free, fail-free. I'm actually an amazing mood today. That's something about us is once we do bits, we don't like to repeat them. Our bits are kind of one-off bribute not repeat anything. I have a new favorite band guys. Do you guys will even give a shit? It's the Grateful Dead or Bobbner. No, okay.

You have two guesses. You have two guesses. You have two guesses who the band is. And let me give you one little hint. Imagine Dragons. that's actually close 21 pilots it's two words

no it's actually more than that it's two states Florida Georgia line yes you already talked about if it's meant to be it'll be it'll be he went home

he's gonna be over this in a couple weeks no I won't I went to North Carolina I became it's called bro country okay and actually I found the Wikipedia page for us I'll find it while you guys talk shit about me literally all I can do is like Morgan Wayland he likes Morgan Whalen for his action is not his music.

I don't know. I don't even know. Morgan Whalen got caught like saying the N-word at a high school party. He got caught. That's not, he didn't, it wasn't, okay. He did say the N-word, but it was not at a high school party.

It was in his front yard. It's really funny to phrase that he got caught doing it too, like if someone like came around the corner, he's like, ah. I got you. Bro country songs are often musically upbeat. Oh yeah, that sounds terrible, guys. With lyrics about attractive.

of young women, the consumption of alcohol, partying, and pick up drugs. I don't fuck with that. The kind of country that I fuck with is actually the kind of leftist kind of country where it says I joined the damn union. There's been criticism. Wait, what? It's been criticized by listeners and music reviewers for his repetitive subject matter, namely lyrical themes of partying associated with Friday. Associated with Friday nights. It's been criticized.

Newphemistic references to sex. and trucks, as well as its lack of female country artists. It's called BroC Country U.S.JWs. You're not going to like... It's been criticized for being about Friday night? He's really not going to like when I start my new podcast, Patrick's Music Corner. Yeah. Because you both have your own separate shows now.

Why is that a problem that it talks about Friday? Yeah, I'm still trying to kind of puzzle over there. Friday. Euphemistic references... I think there's only one problem in there, right? And even that is... Euphemistic references to sex and trucks. It says...

euphemistic references to trucks we're back in the bed and I ain't talking my room shut up how is that bad that's cool I'm driving my metal animal I don't fuck with I don't fuck with trucks because of their gas

guzzling and I fuck with you know what I fuck with is Priuses I fuck with most everything well with Priuses and Bell and Sebastian and luckily Blake Shelton is to the rescue in January 2013 he came to the rescue

he said he didn't care about old farts who complained about his songs. Okay. That's right. Well, Fuck you farts. You know what?

I don't like farts. I'm not too much a fan of these new farts either. I like that country music that's about being a like a cowboy gets shot and the ones where it's like, I drink, I drink so much. That's what, that's what Morgan Wallin is. Morgan Wallin is I drank so much. I drank so much and I killed myself. I need something you proof.

I think I'm going to kill myself. Think I'm going to kill myself. No, he doesn't do that. I think I'm going to kill myself. Why are you doing like a 2010, like, Wapapaloo bough. This is like a, as Waylon Jennings.

No, you're doing a, you're doing like a 2010 like nerd melt creed impression. Where you go like, myself. Nerd melt creed impression. You know, like one of those guys like Jonah Ray. You're doing a Jonah Ray. Don't ever say that I'm like. You're like Jonah Ray.

Don't you ever say that I'm like the guy who ruined MST through. Where they'd be like, I have to go get my shoes. Why did they do MUH? instead of my shoes. Like, I have to go to, and then I went to my doctor. It's silly goof behavior. I don't know. What did you say?

It's silly goof behavior. Silly goof? Yeah. Okay. Like a client, like a jester. Yeah. But why did, every once in a while you'll see somebody do that. It kind of really is like you're all, you're definitely old.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You are 30 plus. Yeah. Old.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we have all definitely are guilty of it maybe at one point in our life. I've never said, ma. I don't think that. When he was 16, he dressed and did his hair exactly like Pete Holmes. You wish. What is kind of hair does Pete Holmes have?

When I was 16, I wore... I actually... I called himself Caleb Holmes. That was your stage name. You would just wear like an old Navy... I was a T.J. Miller fan. I thought T.J. Miller was swag. Me too.

Dude, that fucking... That special where he, like, does a really bad joke and then confetti shoots everywhere, and he pulls out in AK-47. That was actually sick. I don't remember that. That was a good one. Have you seen his new one where he talks to a mentally disabled guy? No.

It's awesome. It has like 4,000 views on YouTube. Is it just like, was he a heckler? Yeah, well, the guy starts talking to him on his special, and he's like, ah, this guy's weird. And then he starts talking about him and realizes that he has a mental disability. And then he named the special, like, hello, Jeffrey or whatever the guy's name is. Wow.

It's kind of beautiful. Yeah, it kind of should be an oxenup is like a fucking art form, and when you get beautiful moments like that, it's actually insane. No, no, it's just, it's work. It's labor. It's labor. It's how I treat it.

It's just a job. There should be a union, if you ask me. Yeah. And a confederacy of stand-up comedians. There kind of is right now between Brooklyn and Manhattan. Wait. Now hold on. It's the seller versus BCC.

Now, who's Sue? Who's Sue? Shut up Yeah this needs to end I don't like that at all I didn't either I didn't either I couldn't even

I couldn't even keep the bit going That was so fucking stupid No bits today No bit no more fucking bits Okay so I was Jubio pull up Just the word history on Google And then we'll read that

So I was lying in bed And I was thinking Well so recently I think I've been losing My vision a little You were lying in bed Would you turn to your girlfriend So you were straight? Did you know that history

is the study of change over time. These are both great. Go ahead. Take them away. I already got mine. Take it away, Pat. Let's go. And it covers all aspects of human society, political.

And I was thinking, because I think I've kind of, my vision was going a little blurry to the point I think maybe I might go blind soon. And I was, do you think that if I lost vision in one eye, like say my left eye, which is the one that I might go completely blinding? Do you think that the doctor, if I asked, would just sew it completely shut for me? maybe and do you think I'd look cool if I had one eye that was sewed shut would you look like my cat-moe with his weird eye does he have a sewed-shut eye not yet would you want it to be um you want stitches like going yeah yeah yeah forth like zigzagged stitches on across my eye

and do you think it would impress my crush um I think if anything to impress your crush you should look like um what's his name the clingon guy from undiscovered country who has that built-in eye patch into his skin so like lost on me one two three like I only like cool stuff like transformers mate mate I don't know any Star Trek

look at my shirt stitched clothes eyes now you know Star Trek now you know Star Trek closed mouth the stitch goes my gosh is connect and you're made entirely out of rags no no no no I'm skin and flesh and black you have a little bit you know what I here's what I do right yeah I go out on my first dates and I duct tape my mouth closed

right and I show up and I say, yeah, it ends today. Censorship is ending today. And I take off my... Censorship. What? What are you saying? I go.

I show up in the date. And she's like, wait, this guy said something so dangerous that they duct tape his mouth closed. Hey, you know what? How do you say... Rip by the duct tape and you say, you're beautiful. You say...

Because your lips are still tucked together. How did you get the date of your mouth? That's all those comedies. specials where they have the duct tape on their mouth. I'd like to see them try to do fucking stand-up with duct tape on their fucking mouths. I dare you, Bill Berg. Go on, up on stage. Does he do that?

I don't know. I know Elijah Schlesinger. Go up there. Yeah, but she's got them on her nipples, too. Go up there and try to tell your jokes with duct tape on your mouth. And if you can, then you will, I'll be. We will actually respect you as not, and it has nothing to do with your gender. No.

It has everything to do with. I'll go on a date with you, Eliza, if you can do that. I'll go on one day. He'll go on a date with Elijah. I'll go on one single day with you, Elijah. Elijah. Elijah, I know what you're hiding. Yeah, what's probably a movie called the box of Elijah.

I would shorten her name down a little. What? Like, E.S. I think her name starts with an I. Well, it's just, yeah, see, it's, you triple, you can't say it without tripler having an issue. Should we get into, should we all do a. Trish? Should we all do a.

Trish. That would be a good name. Who would have the best? Your name is Trisha We're going to change your hair to blue And you're the S.JW comic If you Who of us would have the best

T.S. Eliot style to To, not me. Not me. P.E. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've already talked about it my fucking bank of America The same as his. Yeah.

His name is. No. But remember how I used to open the Bank of America app and then it would just say pito star star because of my name well that's cool though it makes it look like it's like pito killer or something yeah well no no no no like the club penguin censorship the the exact amount of letters

is the same amount as every time that I would open it out dude your parents are so stupid I dude it's so fucking stupid it's so my name is Patrick my mom's name C.E Fetter's kind of good I could see that on a A shampoo bottle. A shampoo bottle?

Yeah. C.M. Pitts. Whoa. That's like an, uh, that's like an ergonomic brand. C.E. Pitts. That's kind of, some kind of like lifestyle chair brand or something. Middle name is Michael, guys. And guess what?

Yeah, I tried to go as Michael for a little bit. I tried to go as Edward for a little bit. And my parents kept calling me Patricia. They would say I was a gay girl. That's a, well, you would have been Edwardina if you were Edward. That just happens no matter what. My last name was Pitts, going around and doing it. school and I smelled bad and it's a layup though Patricia and then I and then I it's a

push up I'm with a backed into a corner like a wimp and I say guys it's my mom's names whack you off and it gets even more yeah I'll whack you worse and I'll board you I'll whack you off I'll whack you off corner you I will literally whack you off I'm going to corner you and whack you off I'll whack you not whack me off I'm going to get up I'll whack you up right now don't whack me I'll whack you off right now I'm going to pinch the bottom of your butt don't don't pinch my butt till it closes Have you ever experienced something Don't you dare

I talk to two people this week Pinch my butt until it closes I'm not going to do it I talked to two people this week Who told me that sometimes they get something That they call butt chills Have you ever had experience those Where something is something disgusting

Will happen in a movie or something And you'll go Oh God And your asshole will close up Oh wait It's like chills on the back of your nap But in your asshole and around your butt I've never had that

I've never had that Sometimes anytime that I get Anytime that in a movie somebody hurts their vagina though I feel a phantom pain as if I had a vagina. There is something like very specific. Do you guys ever get that? Where I'm like, oh!

If I had a vagina, I would feel something right now. I guess you're in your brain you're just thinking everyone's got nuts. I always, you know what people say? It is a little bit like but I feel it exactly between my asshole and my balls. Like in my taint and I go like, oh, if I had a vagina there, you think you're going to grow a vagina?

I've always thought that I've got when I was a kid I thought that I used to have one And they sewed it shut. Yeah. We've talked about that. I know. We've talked about that at nauseam. Yeah.

Yeah. Nauseum. For real. Yeah. Nauseum. I'm thinking about you with a vagina. You know what people do the thing. You're fucked up. I'm not fucked up.

You are. Where they, with someone like it's underwater in a movie, you hold your breath. And you count to see if you would survive. You know, you always. No. I do that too, but I can only hold my breath for like three seconds. I get really upset every time after turn the movie. That is sad.

I think we have the dunk tank, the dunk tank episode. Just instantly holding your breath. I can't do it. Not me because I won several breath. No, I can hold my breath for probably 10 hundred minutes. That's just not fucking true. You're not David Blaine. Fuck you.

I was going to hold my breath. He could hold it for two seconds. Then I remembered something. My little brother, when he would get mad that he, like, couldn't get like an action figure at the store or something, he would, like, yell at my mom and say, I'm going to hold my breath until you bite. That's a class.

That is a classic, yeah. But holding your, like, yeah. That's like a, that's like, oh what, and train your lungs to be one day an Olympic swimmer

and buy me a million dollar house. That's like, boo fucking who. I feel like that's something that you, you know, like sometimes you'll watch, you're a kid

and you watch a movie about kids and you're like, oh, I'm supposed to do that. Yeah, I did spend a lot of, like home alone or something. There was definitely years of my life.

You see the good son as a kid and you're like, okay, this is, there were years of my life. where I just pretended to be whatever kid belonged to Adam Sandler in a given movie who was like a funny brat

and I just did that for a little bit Yeah, or you watch Scooby-Doo You watch Malcolm in the middle as a kid You're like a big sandwich with all the stuff on it Yeah, Malcolm in the middle I thought I was like You thought you were Reese I thought it was Reese, definitely thought I was I actually thought it was Malcolm because I was the middle child

And my brother was a complete Reese I literally wanted to be an inventor Tell me more, what did you invent? flashlight with tape on it so the button stays on forever I wanted to be Tinker Toys Connected Lego I knew that I did not have inventor in me

but I knew that I maybe had Maybe had Inventor's assistant Yeah you would be a good Conventor assistant Just a really low level dream for a kid Yeah Yeah

A position that doesn't exist either I loved I wanted to make a Rube Goldberg Machine The Inventors Apprentice You could do that, though. But I couldn't do it. When you're, like, a kid and you're, like, first, you first get, like, a thing of dominoes, and you're like, oh, my God. But then you realize it only goes, like, 15 dominoes.

Right? Like, you would need to spend. It's a pack of dominoes that are for, like, for, like, old guys to play, like, on a table. Yeah, I did. And also, it takes so long. I would always, I would try to come up with a Rube Goldberg machine. I'd always hit the impasse where I'd be like, okay, so here, the domino's fall, all right? They hit this book. The book falls over.

It hits a marble. The marble goes up this ramp. And then it shoots across the room and it goes out the window. Well, how am I going to do that last part? I don't know. Also, what is it? What is it?

Like, I don't have any use for it. What am I? What is the end? I'm a kid. There's nothing I need to do. It knocks over the last domino. Hey, I built a Rube Goldberg machine that knocks over a domino.

That's like what I would think of. Yeah. You always get to the one where it's like, okay, and then this needs to fly up and hit the ceiling. This needs to spin around like a helicopter. At least Peewee had the right idea. Let me think about this I think that what I'll do is I'll quit doing this now

I think instead I'll just draw it I draw it and I'll imagine it for a while And then I'll think about how it might go as a scene in a movie For a little bit of a little bit I wish I still I wish I could I could watch a movie and be like I didn't like that movie I'm just gonna imagine it's a different one instead Did you ever do the thing growing up

Where you would be watching a movie that you'd seen before And you would just be like I'm pretty sure That it will be different this time And the bad stuff is not gonna happen No I still do that Sometimes I'll watch Barbarian and I was like, I think this time she's just going to call the police.

Yeah. She did call the police, though, and they ignored her. I was like, I think while she's still pretty, she'll call the police because that's a good idea, but she didn't do it. So I'm hoping it happens next time I watch it. That was one of the only movies I saw last year. You know, speaking of seeing movies.

Oh, my God. Do we have a treat for the listeners of this podcast? Can you just read your full review? My full review? Well, I'll just do it. I didn't really. I wish we had, like, a screen that could pop up

that had just like a photo of you in a box of popcorn. I wish we had a screen that could pop up. I guess we have one. I saw John Wick for, ladies and gentlemen. And I actually didn't even have wanted to do a review. I just wanted to share a funny thing that happened, but I'll do a review.

Give us the review. Fans of the violence inherent to the three prior movies. Oh, okay. what will our will be flocking in droves to see the new John Wick 4 and they will not be disappointed

as the sorry just in post can we put like popcorn like his head is a piece of here I'll start over that was a bad start anyway and then we'll put the we'll put the Ebert and Roper

at the movie's theme song Keanu Reeves is back for his fourth triam okay let me start over yeah you really get this because this is going to like drive you up if your thing

your thing is going to be a play blindingly speed If your thing is blindingly fast martial arts at the speed of sound or Cameron. Yeah. Jeez.

Okay. This is going to be an IG real. So you're going to be in a movie theater. Two hours and 49 minutes of pulse pounding action is the name of the game and the name of the movie

is John Wick 4. Directed by Keanu Reeves director and starring Keanu Reeves, this movie did not disappoint when it came to uh, with different characters,

many different actors playing the characters, and all sorts of music, pulse pounding action, and pulse pounding music as well. Dubstep, and that's one song. What's the one?

Don't focus on the score. Focus on the action. Okay, and there were, there's a scene where cars in the circle, there's a scene where the firings. We don't want spoilers. Okay, no spoilers. The ending will shock. Cameron, just give us a one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, spoiler-free review from Cameron's corner.

The popcorn will fly across the seats at this flick. How's that? It's like a brief, or it's a minute. The soda. The soda will fizz. The soda will flow. The popcorn will fly and the soda will flow this week at John Wick 4. The action fans are sure to have something. And there's no spoilers here. Make sure to see it in IMAX for the biggest screen possible. And if you're interested in spoilers, might I recommend going to see Fast and Furious instead,

if you're that kind of an action fan. Or my new movie, Spoilers, about Rotten Apples. And Rotten Kitties. Anthropomorphic Rotten Apples. It's a sequel to Shrinkers. It's a series about a bunch of guys who, shrink down and have to fight rotten apples called spoilers. And the tagline.

And you have to stop them from getting into the bags with the other apples because they make them also spoiled. The tagline is this is one bad bunch. So you were saying that John Wickford has a lot for the action fans. But what happened in this theater, Cameron? No, but listen to me. You're a bit of an interruptor today. That would be the movie about Patrick.

If you, if... It'd be a good movie, though. That would be a pretty good movie. The Interruptor. If you interrupts the, he keeps interrupting the news. If you're more of a fan of the talking parts of John Wick, is there something for you there? Oh, yes. There's something for everyone.

The action fans, the fans of talking, the fans of two, one female character are many, many male characters, many of whom do not have names. The fans of Keanu's line reads and his hair long. And his hair line longer. His red hair will be disappointed. Because his hair is still black. But fans of his red gunfire will be slavering. Keanu Reeves, cyberpunk.

And slobbering. Slavering. What are you talking about? What? That's not a word? Cyberpunk, 277. Keanu Reeve's red hair mod. I'm a film critic.

I have to know all the words. Will you look up slavering to see if that's a word? Slavering is a word for film critics. Um... See? To let saliva run from the mouth. Slavering. It's similar to dribble.

Oh, okay. Dribble. Fans will be dribbling. And fans of action stars from throughout the ages will be dribbling out of their lips. People also ask, what is the meaning of dribble? No, that says dribble. That has too many bees.

Yeah, there is no meaning. Oh, it's also tricky. Trickle. Fans will be trickling in their scenes. John Wick, four. Does he go to different countries? Oh, wait, sorry. Tell your phone story.

I mean, it's a good movie. You should see it. I really liked it. But I was sitting in the IMAX theater next to an old black guy. Stop right there. The entire movie. That's a pretty good story. The entire movie, every single time that somebody got shot or stabbed,

which is literally probably at least like, 300 times, like the most shootings and stabbings I've ever seen in a movie. Every single time he, like, visibly jumped. Like, it was like, literally every time someone got killed. He was like, that's a guy. That's so crazy. That guy is definitely a veteran of some kind. Yeah, something was going on with him.

And I was kind of worried about him because I was like, this does not seem like he's having fun. But at the end, like, when there was one really crazy thing that happened, he was like, oh! I was like, okay. He's good. When you get that O in front of the ho-ho-hoes, that's how you know. Oh, ho, that's a good time. All right, I'm going to have to see that. Yeah.

Yeah. But it is three freaking hours long. Three hours? I think it should be four hours, one for every movie it is. I hate the movies so much now because they're all three hours long. I remember when movies used to be 21 minutes at advertisements and they'd be 30-minute blocks and there's a bunch of different channels. Back in the, movies used to have commercials in them, and they used to be modified for the smaller screen.

Movies used to come in these little cartridge things, and you put them in your movie player, and then you play them around with a three-powered controller. I play around with myself when I watched them. And if you put a mag guy on it more. Leisure seat. Let me try that again. This guy watch Leisurely seat, Larry.

No. Or seat. That is a flop. Leisure suit. Speaking flop. Speak flop. Okay. No, I didn't speak in a plopping way.

He just farted. No, it was a burp. No, you acted like you were burping, but it came out of your ass. He moved your mic away from your mouth to get a fart. You went, I didn't even fart. Yeah, you did. I would have been. I felt it never fart.

No, no, no, because it would, my farts have been just rancid lately. Ask Noah. Ask Noah about my farts. Call him right now. I'll ask him. Call him at work. I'll ask him. We'll call him at work.

He's going to tell you that my house has been Stinkerton City. I know that he's going to use that word. That's exactly what he's going to. That's exactly what Noah will say. Yeah, he did his stinkerton. He did it, Stinkerton in the living room. I'm calling him on speaker. So you're saying he's going to say,

the house has been Stinkerton City. Yeah, what's up? Hey, I was wondering if Patrick has had really, really stinky farts recently. So I haven't noticed. He hasn't been around me recently, though. He's been dodging me. Whoa. Whoa. That's an accusation.

I hung out with him. We watched home movies last night on The Plex. All right, well... Yeah, first time you spent time with me in months, dude. All right, you're sounding... You are... You're sounding really, really whack right now. I just want to say that. I made you... I made you soup. I said her name. I can't say her name.

Yeah, and now we have to bleak that out. We're on the show right now. But basically, we were... We thought that we were going to... Patrick's Farts are smelly, but there are second to yours. Can you? Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much for that. We thought that we were going to call you. You were going to call his farts Stinkerton City. That's what we anticipated.

No, they're not that bad. That's definitely you. You're Stinkerton City. Okay. Well, he's still saying. Well, guys, this backfired on me in a massive way. I hope you have a nice day. Well, that couldn't have gone worse. That couldn't have gone fucking worse. I thought straight up he would have. I've said Stinkerton City at least three times. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I could have seen it happening. I thought he's going to say Stinkerton City population, whatever, do all of his different lines in a row. Yep. And we were going to go, Noah, you bastard. He's acting like I didn't hang out with him. He and I watched that video.

By the way, I think if he had known that he was on the show, he wouldn't have been so kind of, like, that guy was pretty female the way that he was complaining like that. Right? He's saying that I dodged him. I watched that video with him last night. You know the tweak-tweak, the meth-head pedophile? And he, like, backs his car up into the, like, the pole and stuff. No, I don't know that. Have you seen that video?

I don't think so. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't seek stuff like that out, usually. I don't search meth-head pedophile. I usually, yeah, I look for, like. The video where the guy, he's in Avons, and then he's like. Yeah, you shouldn't Google yourself, Patrick. He's in a Vaughn's grocery store, and he's, like, on meth.

And the guy's like, why are you trying to hook up with my 13-year-old brother? And he's like, I'm buying fiber so I can. poop these videos never made any sense if you explain them so why even try yeah

but this one's the best one no and I watch the full 13 minutes when you see this you're gonna understand why have you had such

diabolically stinkerton city too it's my I think it's because I made that cabbage thing two weeks ago yeah

and then I've been eating a lot of like gut stuff you know like fermented like I made That's good for that. That will make you not fart.

I think the farting is good. It gets you. It gets you up first. I think it's clearing my gut biome. Oh, yeah. I've been on it. I'm getting a lot of fermented foods and stuff. I'm believing that I'm starting to believe that my stomach is more important than my brain.

The way that most people obsess about their brain health, that's how I'm obsessing about my stomach. If people are obsessed about their brain health? I do that too. Oh. Is that a thing? You can't do anything for your brain. Well, like, vitamins and stuff. People think that, like, oh, you can like, take Ashwa,

You can take, like, neutropics and stuff. It doesn't work on him. None of the brain stuff works. No, not for you. I mean, yeah, it doesn't work on me either because I outsmart it. I take the asphaganda, and my brain kind of, like, plays around. It's like, oh, I see what you're trying to do. No, no, no, no.

No, I take, like, lithium, and then I'm like, yeah, my brain is like, I see, I see that coming in. Lithium, what's that, a battery? Come on now. Matrix. Trying to charge my brain up. Get out of here. You know who needs some lithium, Elmer Fudd. Yep.

Because he's bipolar is fun I didn't take my whiffy up today I don't want to kill you a bunny I don't want to kill you bunny It's duck season it's webbid season It's duck season it's whack Oh no But yeah

Elmer Fudd should be helped He should be at least put into A man's prison or a foster care Yeah The thing is People forget that about him If Elmer Fudd existed today He'd be a all over TikTok

You literally couldn't make Elmer Fudd today. You definitely could not. He'd be called Elmira Fudd, and he would have pronouns. Name Elmer Fudd age 83. Wait, what? We're not doing guns. Elmer Fudd loses his white to bear arms. Oh, my God.

That's kind of rude to say. Is there an El Maira Fudd on baby Looney Tunes? I feel like I know that, but I just need to... Elmira Fud? Yeah. Is Elmira Fud a millionaire? Elmira Duff. Elmira Duff.

Oh, okay, that's stupid. Yeah. I hate that. And it wasn't on baby Looney Tunes. It was on the other one. I literally would smack the fuck out of most of the Looney Tunes, were they real? Oh, me too, bro. If I saw Taz, I mean, you know, I'd have some tranquilizers on me first.

Let me tell you what. I saw Taz. I'm going lethal. Yeah, I see bugs. That's an open hand, front hand slap. Ba! Right? He spins around.

If I see Daffy. Then I turn, I turn Daffy, boom. Backhand, the knuckles. crack his fucking beak. That's what I would do with with bugs. Porky. I'd smack the shit out of bugs.

That's for the transphobia, mister. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And then I'd see, I see, I see Pepe Lapew over there. I'm spinning my arm like I'm winding up for a baseball piece. That's for the sexual misconduct.

I walk over, Bunk! Yeah. Right on the head. Yep. His head goes down into his chest like a mortal combat fat. Gossamer, I'm picking up Gossamer by the legs.

I'm using him as a bat. Uh-huh. Who's Gossamer? That's the big orange guy. Oh, I hate him. I'm swinging gossamer right at granny. That's for making me think that you were a mascot for a sports game team. You know how they do a speedback and they go bo bo bo bo bo like that?

I'm going up to Tweety Bird and I'm doing that with two fingers. Uh-huh. Do do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. That's for having a speech impediment. And for being a boy. And then there's a lot of-oh. That's for being a boy when I thought that you were a girl. Asshole.

I'm lining up all the ones with speech impediments. Come on, Elmer. I'm taking Elmer home. I'm slapping them all in the mouths. I'm taking Homer home and I'm starting to tell people that he's my brother at the grocery store. Yeah, listen. And I know I would say, listen, I'm walking around, I'm slapping Daffy, I'm poking, Tweety, I'm doing whatever. Slaping Daffy sounds like, that's like a song from the 50s that's about like having sex in a car.

I'm walking, I'm, you know, I've been doing hand-to-hand combat against these tunes. But I see Porky Pig, it's on site. I'm literally, I literally am going to walk home. I put a tracker on him, first of all, so I know where he is where I walk home. Air tag on Going on my closet Open up my gun safe You think there's a gun in there

No, it's a spiked flail I ride my horse back to where he is Marvin the Martian Cove is sculling I mean soda can That one I think is an even matchup Between me and him He would laser me to death

Oh yeah yeah Why is Marvin the Martian Why is he never included In any of these like Homelander versus Superman things? Yeah Add Marvin He could he could go up again

Or add that motherfucking roadrunner. True. He's invincible. Superman versus Roadrunner? That's true. I think that's been done, though. If I could go into... You might be right.

If I could go into the tune world. I think it's been... I think it's been done to do it. I'd go up to Wiley Coyote and be like, yo man, stop fucking around. I would just say that. And literally just from that, he'd grab the Rugbynard.

I'd show Wiley Coyote. dance with the devil by immortal technique change his fucking like fuck him up in a way that is like so visceral in his brain through that song that he's like I'm like

I can't control my emotions I'm buying a piece today I'm fucking shooting that roadro Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Be about it after yeah I'd sit down I'd kneel down because he's really small He's like I put my hand on the shirt I'd say I'd say I'd say

Hey, buddy, like, after he's done the deed? I don't know. Before, this is how I would say, like, honestly, I've been watching your show for years. I like you. I think you're a good guy, but you're not about it. And I think, because he looks up to you. Exactly. He knows me.

He looks up to you. Well, before that, I'd form a relationship with him over a few years. Yeah. So he did look up to me at that point. So you'd like, you'd like drive up with your limo and then like he'd come up. and say like, like, G. Cameron, like, you're, like, one of my, like, favorites. I'd say, you know, you're one of my favorites, too, except one thing I really don't like about you is you don't want it. You don't want it like that. You don't want it enough.

You're not hungry. And he don't, you also don't got it like that, really. You don't got it like. You literally, like, it's almost like the point of the show has become your failure. Yeah. And then he'd see me walk away and I'd walk up with the roadrunner and be like, yo, what's up? And we start partying with the Roadrunner. Being the Roadrunner will be part of the show should have been. That show should have been two episodes. Okay. The first episode should have been him killing the roadrunner.

And the second episode should have been what he does with the body disposal. And then maybe a third episode that's an investigation. Basically Fargo is what it should have been. It should have been a true detective. Yeah, they're doing it with fucking honey the poo. Honey the poo. What is it? What is there?

Shut up. Can I just speak my shit? If you can speak if you can pronounce it. Can I just talk like shit? Can I just talk like shit please and just say hubba-da-b-b-b-b-b-b-da. And you guys not stop me for once in my life, okay? He said hubba to bubby. Because I looked at you.

Damn. I said hubba does buba. That's right. And I'm there, and he's one beer deep, so I know he's going to do the whole squad. Would you do the gang if you had one beer? You can't stop. But then having to apologize your girlfriend for the next day and say, sorry, baby, I had a white claw. I think I drank half of a raspberry white claw.

And I did the whole gang. I did, I let the whole squad hit. I said this a while ago, I think, but I don't, it wasn't, I think I just said it to you guys at lunch. So I just want to maybe get it on recording. But if I was a girl, I would, I would be giving it up to Patrick. Yeah. And I know it sounds like, it sounds like, but listen. My girlfriend would be pissed.

I'm just not finished here. Okay. It sounds like that means he's like, I think he's really hot or special or whatever. But if I was a girl, I'd just be fucking literally everybody. Yeah. I'd give it to anybody who asked. Yeah, dude, of course. They would literally, they would call me in-and-out burger

because people would be in and out there and my shit would look like a burger. A burger. I'd do a burger. I would. All right, do we want to get into the list? Yeah, let's go to the list for today. Intro to it.

Well, actually, I'd also just remember there was something. We'll save it to the very end. There was a picture we wanted to show. This is a title slide. This is a good title slide. So this is just a blog that I found. This is, here, I'll show you the table's moved weird today because they just like pulled a hamstring. I'm so sorry you pulled a hamstring.

Yeah, you floss with hamstring. This is the blog of Tyler the Awesome. That was really good. Tyler the Awesome. Tyler the Awesome. And this blog has probably enough content to literally do maybe 100 episodes. Wow. Tyler?

from Tyler. Tyler, like, is really a high-volume creator. Maybe this is a very, uh, mate. Huh? Do you realize what you just said? What did I say? Tyler is of high-quality V-A creator. What?

Oh, I shit. Does it remind you of any rap? No, wait. No, you're too indie. You're thinking of Animal Collective. I'm trying to be like, wait. Iron and wine? No, motherfucker.

Who are you talking? He pretended to be gay for four years. Uh-huh. So he could sell an album called Flower Boy. Yeah, so that when he... And it all fell apart. So when everybody got mad at him... Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think my favorite thing, my secret pleasure, my happy joy is that when whenever somebody, an artist or something doesn't make something for a while, they make a bunch of music and they stop because maybe they're happy or they become fulfilled or whatever, I think I hate them and I say, you fell off. Yes. I got to say, you didn't make an album in a few years.

You fell off. Frank Ocean fell off. Yeah, exactly. They found what they want to do with their life. They're loving a beautiful private life. You're mid, bro. You fell off. You need to be getting interviewed by Drewski, right now.

Or you fell the fuck off. You fell off. Dude, imagine, though, that interview? Drusky. Drusky and me? Yeah, I can imagine it. I've thought about it a lot. I want to circle back to our point before this.

Druskyy, Wiley Coyote interview where he's talking about, like, yeah, I saw you in Cameron's limo. Uh-huh. Wow. I have a strong feeling that Wiley Coyote and Cameron in a limo would be a Megan the Stallion's Torrey Lane's kind of situation where you might shoot a hole right through his fucking leg. Right? Yeah, he'd be like, so basically I would, the cover would be like,

I'm just driving him to his house. I'm driving him home in my limo. I'm like, oh, you want to get a ride? Like, my limos right here. And he goes to gig. He's like, thanks for the ride, Cameron. Okay, I'm going to get out. And I'll be like, yeah, sure.

Click. What if we? Doors locked. Oh, my God. That's scary. and then just boom boom boom boom like he's in the passenger seat yeah and I'm not even shooting him I'm hitting him but then you would get sent they they would sit you back to Kenya

that would be all over TMZ no because my limo has a button where it compresses itself and disappears into a dot yeah teams they would be able to find the story okay so show's Tyler yeah um so here's the welcome to his blog uh hello everybody So, yeah, this is my blog. Not too sure what to write for a first post, but, well, you're in for a heck of a time.

Written with dictation software looks like. It's really hard to explain what this blog. He makes up a bunch of video games and movies and TV shows, and they're all super lore-heavy and all intertwined and contained characters from all his favorite TV shows and stuff like that. I like it. So I don't really have a good introduction for what most of this stuff is, but we're going to go through some of his characters

and on some of his editorials that he also writes in between where he's coming up with all his world building and stuff. he also says so here's an introduction of the blog if you've been itching for a peek at my imagination which I know you guys have then you've come to the right place we've got character profiles weapon slash equipment

descriptions outlines for multiple seasons of Tyler Fishfingers the animated series beat by beat breakdowns of individual episodes lyrics from original songs you'll have to make up your own tunes sorry multiple ideas for feature films and unhealthy obsession with Wardak the incomprehensible boss fight strategies randomness

the occasional fan fiction and so much more Be sure to come back often as I post new content so you can watch my ideas unfold and evolve in real time. How did you find Tyler the awesome? Randomness? I think I was looking up original characters. I was looking up finding people's original characters. My first thought was that you looked up the word randomness.

No. And this showed up. No, because then I'd be finding basically random as shit, which would not be very useful. If I typed at randomness at Google, it'd probably be like, geez, bicycle. Cheese bicycle? Yeah, stuff like that.

You just made a Wisconsinite's dream. So this guy, he says, be sure to come back off and as he posts new content. And I checked with the most recent thing. This website, he stopped putting stuff up on his blog in, like, 2020. And I was reading the post where he said that he, why he stopped. And he was like, yeah, I don't use this blog anymore

because I discovered Google Docs. Oh, so he's just typing himself now. He puts everything into Google Talks now. Oh, wow. It's just so far as I said, yeah, I discovered Google Docs. And also, like, just admitting that nobody ever needed to read any of it. So this is a healthy helping of my original character. So here are some of his characters that he's come up with.

Most of the characters featured here were originally created for the video game Drama Rama 2 in space. Recently, I decided to bring them back and reinvent them. They could be useful in an alternate version of the Tyler Fishfinger series that features only original characters. First up on the list, we have... Do we have, like, a photo of Tyler Fishfingers or anything? There's no photos. No, Tyler Fish, I literally, all I could find out about Tyler Fishfingers, this is such a web of complicated story stuff.

he's a cyborg. And he's got fish for fingers. Sounds amazing. Cyborg. That's all I know about him, really. But I think he's the main character, but he also could just be the name of it. Huh. But anyway, and he's not even in the original characters.

Like there's not, but anyway. Because he's in, it's obvious. Yeah, you should know who he is. Well, he's Tyler the awesome. Here's the first character that Tyler's created. Cooper Holdive. Wow. Cooper has a different kind of style going on.

Yeah. You want to describe his album. Yeah, so I would say that he has the kind of a Statue of Liberty style stance, but then he has a... Marvin the Martian-style hat. Maybe a Corey. Yeah, it looks like a colander almost on his head. And that is two big strings of spaghetti on the side? And his shoes actually look dope.

Yeah. He has a new style of shoes as well. That could be on like that Instagram page of Skiers. His shirt is a bowling ball going through two bowling pins. Oh, my God. I thought that was a ba-bomb. No, no, no, no. And he's holding a baseball.

And he's holding a baseball. So this guy, a little bit of a sportsman, some might. So that's a good game. We look at the drawings, see what you guys think, and then we'll see who actually is. Is he wearing glasses? That's my guess. That's my guess is that he has a sport ability.

Uh-huh. You have any guess, Pat? I think that he is also, yes, a sports guy. Okay, so copier. What else is new? Cooper is exceedingly confident at any sport. That involves a perfectly round ball. ball and has the skills to justify his confidence.

Too bad he was born into a family of free divers. Yes, his mom is none other than Beth Holdive from this post, which I clicked on, and I couldn't even find information about Beth Holdive. Although Cooper is often at the bottom of the sea, when he'd rather be at the top of the ninth inning. That's a pretty good line. He secretly enjoys the sensation of being underwater. Just not a whole lot.

Okay, Cooper. I like the name to Holdive. Like this guy. Yeah. What do you guys think? I like Cooper, I'm going to give him a four. Yeah, yeah, okay, what's the four out of what? Well, we get to the end of the characters, I need to hear which character you guys.

Because it could have been, tag yourself type five. So Cooper, I'm not Cooper because I am more into different oblong balls. Yeah, almonds. Almond balls. Almond shapes. Pucks. Yeah. Do like pucks.

Is a puck a ball? That's what I was just about to say. It is, it is. September Plazuski. Okay, so here's what I'd like to say. This is a trace. of Franny or Frankie from, no, from Foster's home for imaginary children.

And she has her, but just in the way that she's holding her waist, right? I do like that he drew her knees. That was sweet of him to draw her knees. Oh, and she's wearing shorts. And honestly, she looks pretty busty. And she also has some kind, she's wearing a square. And an exposed belly button. Yeah.

Okay, so as far as abilities, she has a Band-Aid on her right cheek, so I'm guessing that she is amazing at getting really badly hurt or something. Or she's invincible, or she's invisible. She's either invincible or invisible. You know, when I see Band-Aid on the cheek, my brain immediately goes to the singer Nelly.

You think she's a rapper? So I think, yes, I think she's a St. Louis. All right. You think she's a saint? Okay, so she's either a... Invisible, Invincible, or a lunatic. Those are the three guesses that we're... Let me read this out to you.

Or she's a Christian. This tough, unruly anti-hero grew up on the streets of New Jersey, pronounced joysy. While September may seem unfriendly at first, you just have to give her a little time or respect. Do that, and you've got yourself a loyal companion. She's a bit of a prankster, that one.

Though her pranks used to be a lot meaner. She still punks her friends every now and then, just to remind them that they're lucky she's on their side. A little behind the scenes. September was originally going to be from New York. idea was scrapped after I realized the unfortunate connection between New York and September. Okay, so it's pretty far away from St. Lunatic. But when I saw anti-hero, I was like, okay, lunatic-esque.

Yeah, I guess, all right. I'm going to give her a three. Yeah. I really like that the unfortunate connection is a link. Yeah. Three and a half for the unfortunate connection. Oh, we'll get there. Okay, all right.

So we'll just keep going on. Yeah. This guy's name is jet lag. Okay, so JetLag is wearing a onesy. He has a shorts. This one is totally Patrick vibes. This is Patrick vibes. I was, I'm glad you guys said it, not me.

It hit the, it's the college rule that I'm, that I'm mistaking for, or that I'm mixing up with the lines. But, so he's wearing a cardigan, and he has a, what looks to be either a saxophone or some kind of, like, clarinet thing. Maybe that is a didgerie do. Or a didgeridoo. And his name is jet lag because it takes a long time to go to Australia. Oh.

So he also has a side swipe haircut that covers one of... Yeah, covers one... So you're thinking from the nose up, you're like, this guy's totally emo. But what should peek out right underneath that line, but a smile? So how can he be emo if he's smiling?

Emo smile. This drawing is so funny to me. This is an amazing drawing. I'm going to say that this guy's ability is... Shut up. His ability is not music. Okay.

This guy's ability is so clear to me. He's an empath. Okay. He has pure empathy ability. He can empathize with anything. But you can do that through music. But the rule is he can empathize with anything with blood. So he can empathize with a rock or a stick or a tree.

Yeah. But he can empathize with a frog or a bird or a bee. That's a beautiful ability. That is beautiful. And I rhymed. And I yield. yield my guess because that one is so good. That is a good guess. Yeah, you have blood.

And you thought Tyler Fishfingers was a little eccentric. I did. Jet here is both an aspiring aviator and a jazz musician. I really wish. I was right about the jazz, so one point for me. Um, what? How does one expect to balance two completely different professions at the same time? I guess Jet

has his ways. People tend to comment on his neck, which you guys did not comment on at all. No. He is a big ass neck. He does have a big kind of Mike Tyson style neck. Yeah. Plus, Jet is written a mathematical formula to determine how nice someone is based on how their hair is styled. Tyler Fishfingers

initially registered as pure evil. So that is scary. A little lore tidbit. That's kind of like a Frumsoft hidden in item description. That's kind of sweet. That is kind of like I'm going to give him a four and a half. Yeah. That is kind of like an empathy thing though because I guess he can sense

somebody's emotion. So I'm so good at that. I've been pretty close on all that. I would say that I'm starting to think maybe Tyler the Awesome is a pen name for somebody in this room. That would be so crazy. Old and six months old. I think that this is definitely my favorite one so far. I really like the design of it.

I think that he, like, the last two are just a little, like, kind of normal looking. He definitely, this is a unique shadow. This guy has a nice silhouette that you do. I was going to, I was going to say, a new foe has appeared. I'm saying, oh, it's jet lag. I was going to say, like, the last two are, like, Amy from Sonic, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

But this one, at least Amy has the hammer, though. Maybe more of a tails. Yeah. Yeah, because of the long tail shape of the saxophone. All right, shows the next guy. Okay. Next person is Estelle Knight. Wow.

Go ahead, Caleb, that is a child. Take it away. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Okay. talk about her. So she has a freckly face. It looks like she's part animal. And her legs go all the way up to her waist.

And she has a mullet. That is so beautiful. She looks like she has glasses or eyebrows. I would take either one. Her hands are completely wide open. That is, this is definitely, you're seeing now, this guy definitely takes his hand models from total

drama island. Yeah. This guy's a big total drama island fan. That's clear because those hands are stolen right

from that, uh, their design Bible. Yeah. Uh, and I would say also, which Caleb does read. Which I have a,

which I have a copy of it. He reads it. I have a copy of it. That show was so sexual. That show, I never, that was one show where I feel like, I don't even know what it was,

but that show I, I couldn't stand. Like, I feel like I was, I hated that too. Yeah, it was like, right after my time or something.

But yeah, people like, people talk about, wanted to fuck that goth girl I wanted to have sex with every single girl in the world This girl is very, very buxom, not as buxom as the other one

But she has lipstick So she's a little more into her being presentable. And the dog-like nose. And dog-like hair, too. So I would say that Estelle Knight's ability is probably either love-making or style

because her dressing ability is really... She looks great. She looks really great. And I'm going to guess that she is maybe part dog. Why are you... And I'll say there's no way that she's part animal because I'd be able to tell because she is very pretty. And I'll also say I know we said about these.

Tag yourself and... Hey, guys. This is you, this one's made. This is you? And I'm going to give her a five out of five. Estelle is legendary for her athletic abilities. I can tell. She is toned.

It's an overly bright. She'll believe just about anything you tell her. It's perfect. Example, if you pretend to throw a ball, Estelle will rush out to catch it, and when she doesn't see it, she'll search the ground trying to find it. When she eventually learns of the ruse,

she immediately forgets about it and moves on. Estelle is comparable to a golden retriever that way. Despite her lack of intelligence, Estelle does have occasional moments of genius, catching crazy schemes using whatever's nearby. These schemes include rescuing a kitten from a tree by bouncing on a trampoline to reach it, and attempting to free dive with Cooper by tying her legs to a rock.

predictably, these schemes often end near disaster. Okay, so I would like to get ahead of this and say, I would like to get way, way ahead of this and say she is comparable to a golden retriever. It says nowhere that she has retriever DNA. Oh, oh, well, look at the comparisons here. The hair, the dog-like nose.

Her personality, her personality, they're all signs point to K-Line. Why are you switching into like a British kind of Bates. All signs. Points a canine. Because you're like trying to make a point, you go British. Yeah.

Okay. So here's a good way to make a point. She is beautiful. She, if she's part dog, then I'll drop it down to a four. But she's a five right now. You're going to drop it down on all fours. She's part dog. That's how he said.

No. No. I didn't say. I'm going to drop her rating. I'm going to drop her rating down to a four. Not, I'm going to drop her down on all four. You're going to drop yourself down on all fours. Keeps a peanut butter away from this game. Yeah.

Wow. Cool. Yeah. What do you listen to Blink 182, you scumbag? I do. Oh. Okay. Crystal Cole Walker Pesquatch.

This is more of a Patrick vibe woman, so this is not for me. Okay, I guess I have to do everything. She has the same legs as Kermit the Frog. She has an investigating glass, whatever that's. It's called a magnifier. She has a crystal in the middle of her head. She's based off of the Star Fox crystal blue girl. She is definitely a scientist because she has a lab coat on.

And she's some kind of geologist, scientist person. Cole Walker Pasquatch, she's also a Sasquatch. Yep. She's part Sasquatch and her parents are divorced. Yes. And she might be Native American. I think, no. All right.

Let's see what happens. I'm ready. This budding geologist is part Indian, as in from India, and part Indian as in Native American. Oh, my God, this guy can smell dogs and Native Americans from a mile away. Being of this unusual mix of races, Crystal appears to be a lot wiser than her age would suggest. Unusual? Maybe it has something to do with that gem in her forehead. Okay.

Crystal fills the gentle and mysterious quota from my cast of original characters. Often, Crystal overdoes it with the whole geologist thing, being more interested in the sand on the beach than actually playing on the beach. Her braid is also a lot longer than seen in the illustration. It reaches to just above her waist, actually. And then, finally, I will say that is crazy that he guessed Native Americans. This guy is on a roll right now. Real quickly, a rating, three and a half. Probably like a four.

I knew it. Just because I got that thing. And not because I'm interested. You're interested in her. finally here she is the one I bet you've all been waiting for a visual representation of I will I'm going to start drawing preemptively

Eleanor Slater Oh Oh Oh my god She looks just like my childhood friend Nick's mom Almost exactly She has His pan's just moved

She has number one Nick's mom's hair Nick's mom's hair Nick's mom's face Nick's mom's dimensionality She has exposed ankles Yeah

That's a boom boom plus for me She has bent elbows Again he's going in on these drawings On the elbows She has lumps on her elbows And she's got lumps in the front So she has bat So she has low self-esteem

Because of her elbow lumps She has beautiful hair That has a perfect A perfect right angle built into it She's wearing a collared shirt. And the best part is, guys, her eyes are upside out. We love her upside-down eyes. And this one does not, I won't let you guys guess because there's no information about her.

No, no, we can guess. I mean, you can guess, but there's your... She's somebody's mom. Nick's mom. I're actually wrong. I apologize if the illustration doesn't quite live up to your expectations. Of course, Elena Sukhalov can't be too far behind. Okay, so Elena Sokolov is probably...

We're in for trouble, aren't we? This is her alter ego. Oh, God. So she's evil. So now she has eyebrows, which is bad. She has, wait, wait, those are exposed legs. She's wearing a bikini bottom. And she looks like...

And she has some squares on her belt. And she has squares on her belt, which is kind of scary. And she has a gun also. In this article, I could not... There's no information at all about these characters. But I was able to go through the blog and find somewhere else about Elena Succalo. information about Elena Saka Love. Okay.

So this is, and this is in the Ruges Gallery, the villains of Tyler Fishfingers Part 1. Yeah, that's what he wrote. Darn near every villain in Tyler Fishfingers history. All in one convenient post for your convince. Warning, major spoilers head. Proceed with caution. I think we're like towards the end of the episode right now.

I don't want any fucking spoilers. There's going to be major spoilers. There's major spoilers. You're going to suffer through them. I have to suffer through spoilers. You have to suffer through them, and I don't even give a fuck. And I actually made one slide that's only spoilers for you. Mate.

Then I'm going to show after you record. I'm going to take my headphones off and close my eyes. So here's Elena Suckelov. Occupation. Worker at a major company. Which, that's a great job. A worker at a major company. A parent.

Evil spy working for a rogue nation known only as the syndicate. Actual. False name. Eleanor Slater. We knew about Eleanor Slater. Mission. To gather intelligence regarding the U.S. government former to get revenge on the

cartoon universe. Oh, God. And then there's one more part of this description that is the best part here. Ideal actor, Elizabeth Olson. I was considering Priyanka Chopra before finding out she was Indian instead of Russian. Chopra.

Yeah, Elizabeth Olson. She did strike me instantly than Elizabeth Olson. Okay, wait, wait. Let's backtrack here and let's cast the perfect cast. Okay, so Elizabeth Olson, obviously. We have some more slides, I don't know. Who's here? All right.

Do it really lightning round. Okay. Cooper hold on. Paul Rudd. No, no, that's Timothy Shalman. Okay. Yeah. And then that's Paul Rudd.

No, that's Sharsha Ronan. That's... Okay, Sharsher Ronan. That is Patrick Doran. Jet lag is Patrick Doran. Look, if you're going to say it... It's Del Nite, we're going to go, um, Zoe Kravitz. Oh, yeah, perfect.

Perfect. Also, Zoe Kravitz in a dual role. Yeah, well, no, this is, this is, uh, what's her name from Avatar? Zoe Saldana? Oh, there's Zoe. Zoe Seltonna. And that's... And then we already...

This is Elizabeth Olson. Nick's mom. No. Alex Mom, Zoe. All right. Now let's keep going through the villains here. Oh, wait. That was the only villain.

I forgot to put in more villains. But here's... He also writes some editorials every once in a while. And we're going to go through those real quick. Wednesday, November 11th, 2015. Veterans, we salute you. While you're at it, enjoy this early holiday treat.

You guys want to see the holiday treat? Turn on your video real quick, and then you can turn it up. But check out. on this holiday treat it's a comic it's a wow santa meets broccoli alien overlord and the broccoli and him at the same time say gasp he does exist that's and that's a present for the veteran so that that one is just for the veterans that is uh fulfills some kind of g a or g i bill yeah because the green um green well it's also veteran colors it's red white and green green and brown yeah green G.I.

Green a broccoli. Green of broccoli. All right. Yeah, you're done. My thoughts on Gene Wilder's passing. He's off to a land

of pure imagination, i.e. Heaven. That was also, this one, this looks like it's a, this was in the middle

of a really long thing about, like, his, like, video game idea, and then there was just one heading in the middle. It was just that. And then it kept going

after with more video game stuff. And then I think that this next thing is the last thing. It's an article, you know, loosely, article that he wrote that I'd like to just read to you guys in its entirety. Friday, September 11th, 2015.

Does this have to do with September Poluski? Never not remember my two cents on 14 years ago. Okay. I'm ready. Not never forget. Never not remember. Yeah. Now I'm just going to read this through for you guys.

I started writing this post over a week in advance so I'd have plenty of time to finish it. This proved to be a little too much time, in fact, meaning I had to wait for a week to publish it. This topic is somewhat out of the norm of this blog. For today, I shall provide my insight onto what happened on this very day exactly 14 years ago. Let's start with the initial effects. First of all, what really grinds my gears

about all this is that there were kids on those planes. Kids! Why? Why did those meanies have to take them away from us so soon? They had their whole lives ahead of them. They could have had class. They could have been contenders. They could have... All right, that's enough. Other effects included several TV shows being pulled from the airwaves and rapidly rewritten, along with flights being diverted to Canada, leaving dozens, if not hundreds, of angry and confused travelers getting delayed for weeks.

As if that weren't enough, we also created a brand new stereotype, or took it to new extremes if it already existed. Practically the day before, most of the Middle Easterns who lived in our country were on friendly terms with their fellow citizens. But less than 24 hours later, their former pals suddenly screamed terrorist and run away, leaving the poor fellows to scratch their scalps, wondering what the heck happened. That's true. Okay, I think that settles the bad. Now the good. Countless heroes were made that day.

Some were even unmade within an hour or so of their creation, giving their lives for the sake of strangers, touching. Unmade. Furthermore, that's a big plus. If it hadn't happened, we wouldn't have what that means. Yeah, he's like, and the heroes died. It was cool. Great.

That's what heroes have to do. A lot of heroes died that day. That's one of the good things. Furthermore, if it hadn't happened, we wouldn't have gone all out on airport security, which probably would have left the terrorists, only the real ones, not those affected by the stereotype. Yeah. Free to do something.

Which he still calls terrorists. Free to do something even worse. Look, I'd rather not think about what might have happened. I don't do all that bombing and hijacking planes and stuff. I make really bad food. Yeah. I make poison food. I make really, really, not even poison.

I just make really, really bad food. Look, I cook everything sousvied. Yeah. And I don't get a sear on it. No, no, no, no. By far, the best thing that came out of this is that the entire USA banded together in their desperate time of need. The Star-Spangled Banner became a symbol of hope and freedom,

and patriotism surged through the country like an awesome simile would surge through my mind if I could only think of one. We regathered our strength, rebuilt, and honored those we lost. That is like some spand-out ballet shit. These attacks may have been designed to weaken us by crippling our economy and security, but they ultimately did nothing of the sort. If anything, they only made us stronger.

Think about that the next time you have to take your shoes off at the airport. I don't have to take my shoes off at the airport. TSA pre-check. And that's all. That's the whole thing. Oh, my God, did. Well, I mean, not only is he an amazing... He's kind of like...

I'm trying to think of any other figures like that who kind of perfectly have one foot in fiction. and one for the journalism. For sure. Walt Disney. Walt Disney was a journalist? Oh, wait. No, James Patterson.

Oh, James Patterson. Or Tom Clancy. James Patterson, he does the nonfiction, but then he also does Maximum Ride. Yeah. Now, that's an amazing book series about Angels. What was that other guy? He wrote all the sports. Baseball?

Sports books. That's going to fucking bother me. Babe Ruth. Bill Simmons. No, no, no, no. Julio, can you pull up that picture? Yeah, real quick, we got to leave with this. We have a picture to show you.

So this picture, actually, no commentary needed, I think. I think we'll just end on this, right? Pull this picture up. Yeah, if we can. It's taking quite a long time, actually. It's pretty embarrassing. I should have had it ready. Yeah, you should have.

Okay, so here it comes. All right. It's still not working. Mike Lupeka. There is. That's me when I see a Mike Lupeka book in the library show. So that's for you guys. Maybe when I see the bird seed?

Yeah, that's right. Okay, wait, wait, screenshot this. I'd like to see a bunch of these. Yeah, wait, wait, screenshot this. This is our new thing that we're doing. This is the meme contest. Yeah. Photoshop battle.

Photoshop battle. Whoever comes up with the best meme with this photo, if you send it into us. We'll send you 50 bucks. All right, bye. Sorry.