Podcast About List - Ep. 243 - High Rollers: Money Symposium ft. Pierce & Rex

Episode Date: May 24, 2023

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This is too This is too much money. What do I do this is too much money? I can't deal with this. I need a guy. I got to call somebody. What am I supposed to do? to do. Am I supposed to do something with this? Do I buy something? Do I invest it?

Am I supposed to have a bank account? What is this? Look. Hold on. Hello? Yeah, I need a guy. I need a money guy. Send somebody over. I need a money guy. Okay. Okay. Welcome everybody to the high roller.

Sympatico. Some people couldn't be there. The people who couldn't get their paper up. This is more of a high rollers episode. This is about money. This is about money. This is an episode about money. There was a cash way in.

Uh-huh. It's an anti. You have to put all your money on a scale. Uh-huh. Yeah. Unfortunately, we have some feather weights in the circle. Yep. We will not be in the circle long.

My gold bars. Your gold bars. Yeah, I keep all my money in the heaviest form possible. Yeah. So it can make weight. That's what you're supposed to do. Yeah. Yeah.

I usually, I buy expensive rocks. Uh-huh. I buy rocks that look cool. I find rocks that look cool in my yard. that's how I keep most of my money no today we have with us we have Pierce everybody knows and then we also have

money expert Rex with us today hey how's it going all the way from Los Angeles yeah wow big money capital of the world you gotta keep the mic closer to you he's has kind of like a he's kind of has like an amateur

devil may care attitude I'm rich bitch yeah we're trying to train him because they don't have enough money Yeah, we're trying to train him to become a professional podcast. This is a give-and-take kind of relationship where we learn about money and he learns about how to speak into a microphone. Yeah. Yeah.

Surprisingly difficult. We're going to get him to be the new, like, there's going to be like clips of Rex on YouTube shorts and it's going to be him saying, like, if you don't take out $30,000 in PPP loans this year. kill yourself. Yeah. I think Rex could be the next Theo Vaughn where people are doing Instagram reels of him

that are five seconds long that are not even jokes or stories. What did bro say? Yeah, people just like him enough that they want to see him say half of a cent

it's every day on Instagram. What's your number one claim to fame money-wise? Probably a million dollars for me. My number one claim to fame is my million. million dollar bill that I have. Yeah. Yeah. Then it goes, then six hundreds in a rubber band.

Yeah. And 4550s in a paper clip. A two dollar bill in a frame. And a trash bag of pennies. Trash bag. You got to hold on to them. You never know if they're going to go up. A two dollar bill in a frame behind my bedroom, behind my bed. I got an old Jansport under my bed with five or six nickels in it. Uh-huh. There used to be a lady at my old job who would come in and she would give you a $2 bill if you're working the register. And she dressed completely in blue. Whoa. All blue outfit, all blue everything. Yeah.

I would have to think it would be green. Well, there's those new blue benjamins. Blue face hunts. What? It's just funny. There's blue face hunts and little face hunts. I get money. We get money.

Duh. Da, da, da, da, da, da da da da. You guys remember The Apprentice theme song? No, I don't. I never watched The Apprentice. Yeah, I wasn't allowed to. Is that the theme song? Yeah.

Almighty Dollar? Yeah. Brother, can you spare a dime? I feel like that would be a theme song for a show about people with little money. Yeah. I guess it is. You know what? It would be a good reality show.

Yeah. A good reality show idea. bitch is on Trump's payroll. It's broke as dickriders. It was. It was like people like Gary Busey and like Joan Rivers. Yeah. And Ivy Supersonic. Who's that? Oh, yes.

The inventor of Scrat. Scrat. She was on season one or something. She was and she was weird on it, I think. Yeah, she was talking about how she invented Scrat the whole time, right? Did she already invent Scrat at that point? She had, well, that's why they brought her on. Ice Age came out in 2001.

She invented it probably back in 1970. Yeah, she invented Scrat way back in the day. Yeah. I think we've researched this heavily. Oh, I got the spiking chair. But you know what would be great is like a show like that that theme song should be a show about how you becoming homeless. Then becoming a millionaire.

Yeah. You do a bunch of games and stuff. Theme song about a show about being homeless and then becoming a millionaire. Go. Can you spare a dime? Brother, can you spare a dime? Blue face hunt it. Little face hunts.

Here it will be mine. I'm going to be like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Money, money, money. TV. Money, money goes on the TV. Television show, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to see.

That was the first guy who came up with the idea of a theme song was like, no, it's a song that tells you you're watching TV. So it's going to be about TV. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, baby, when you walk like that, you make my money go flat. My money grow fat. My money grow flat.

Yeah. Because I'm going broke trying to pay for you. Yeah. And when it's, you walk like that, you walk away. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Money fits.

Oh, yeah. Who wants to start in detail their money fit? Let's see what I'm rocking here. Okay. Show it off. Describe it. This is from. I can't even.

Here, let me see. Made in half. In Sack, New Jersey. I can read that. I think it's a Zellias, maybe. Which, Zell. Money. Zell is money.

I wish I had my self-suit on. So this is a suit that a man died in. Wow. And then I got my golfing hat on because I'd love to go on the green. Golf is money. Golf is money. Love to go on the green, which is green. I'm wearing a black button down to show that I still am a goth millionaire.

Okay. We got the, uh, we got the, uh, run and tell that homeboy, Antoine Dodson, Deep Pop shirt that's been a little bit bleached, basic, like, tastefully, tastefully bleached all across the board. We've got, uh, Van Housen's suit separates on the blazer, soups, soups separates. We got the, we got the wobble sleeves. We got the wallacele sleeves, custom tailored for the, uh, for the Assassin's Creed Blade. You look like, you look like the two other kids trying to sneak into the movie. movie got scared and ran away. I looked like I got left out to dry outside the regal-esque crossing. You should have like a pillow in your shirt. I should have a pooch.

Basically, I got the coffee stain new balances. These are from my first day at Sotheby's. Nice. And I got the rag and bone jeans with the Amazon cargo belt, the loopless cargo belt. What is it called? What's it called where you put the silver spring into the, what's this piece called? What are the holes called that this goes? into? I think it's just a belt loop.

I have a hole? No, the belt loop is on your pants. The hole. Yeah, the hole. Yeah. This is a belt. Holes. This is a holeless. Infinite holes or wholeness. Whatever you want. Braided? Braided belt. Braded belt. And we get the hands and we get the Haines briefs. We got the Haines briefs with the Wobelastic. The tailored Haines briefs. Wait, wait. We're supposed to say the whole thing because I got...

What do you think of fit is? You're an idiot. And then We got the Imperial. The Imperial Paravita Costa Rica brand Lager hat. Can I pull up my jeans

real quick? Sorry, one more. Yep. Oh shit, the carabiner. Swiss Army Casabiner that came on a backpack.

We got the hardware store key, key add-ons. Yep. Mail key. Handcuff key for any kinds of comedy that we might be

doing. Glock safe key for my Glock safe. Do you still have that? I gave it to my dad. Oh, Okay, probably for the best. Okay.

Oh, I just want to throw in one last detail here. Damn. The camo crocs. Yep. So you don't know where, you can't even see where I'm going. I bet if you hold that next to a crocodile's body. You can't even see what direction.

You can't tell your next step. You cannot see it. You're gliding like you're in Gary's mod. I looked down. I'm like, does Patrick have hooves? What's going on down there? And I got normal jeans on. Well, they double fronts.

Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, chill. All right. All right, listen, guys, I have the Spirit Halloween jersey, okay? This is, talk about exclusive, a store, open literally one day a year, one day a year to get this.

Okay, that's money. I got the, I got the, I got the K-sport watch, which is so rare you won't even probably find it on Google. The time on here is wrong. Okay. And it's not because I don't know about daylight saving. are how to change the daylight savings. It's because I'm grinding and I'm up an hour earlier and I call that the money hour when I get up an hour earlier at 9 a.m. instead of 10 a.m.

And I have the daylight savings time. More like money savings dime. Money spending's dime. I got these black jeans, old ass black jeans, vintage, family heirloom black jeans. There's a hole right there on your vintage jeans. Tell your lucky star is one hole for their vintage jeans. I mean, these have been worn by generations of my money-ass family. They've been sitting in chairs and standing up over and over for decades and decades,

and it's going to put some holes. Your cowboy-ass old-old uncle got shot with a 22 there for getting hansy with the mayor's daughter. And then I got the Hokas, the Plastow New Hampshire Shoe Barn Hokas, helped out by the friendly, yep, the Shubarn. You ever been to the Shoe Barn? Plasto. You know every time I'm in Plasto, I'm hitting up the shoe barn. Damn. He sized my shoe. He said, he said, my left foot's bigger than my right foot.

Damn. He sized your shoe? He sized your shoe to your foot. He customly tailored this shoe to my foot. I asked, do you have it in this color? He said, yeah, we got that. Just kidding. He said, no, we don't got that. I got to send away for a custom order. And I have the black socks, I mean, the white socks with the black letters. He doesn't even know the color of his socks. He's so rich. I don't even fucking care. and your chair rolled away, I saved it for you. And the custom...

And look at the wheels on this chair. The custom wheels on the chair. The rollerblade wheels so I can roll around while I'm sitting down so I don't get bored. And you only got some bloody blonde hairs in those. You know, you'd be bringing a hose over. And this is the spiker chair

where if you sit on it fucks your butt. Yep. Which you can't see, but it's completely true. Everyone who sits in this chair gets a happy ending. Yeah. Caleb set up that chair incorrectly. You put in spikes instead of screws. and when I sit down, you're going to see me grimace. Blue shell ass chair.

Okay, Rex, what do you have? Let's see, I got, oh. There's unlabeled, black label. Damn, priceless, one of a kind. Look at the in-seam. Look at, what is that, like, the way it's stitched on there with those little, they look like tiny jewels. Oh, my God.

My God, I think those are diamonds. Those are diamonds. Damn, the crusty dimals. Dymong. Diamon. $10,000 suit. I got jeans with... I love those pants.

Low-key, actually. They are pretty... Actually, no bit, no laughs. Those are Dark Souls' ass pants. They got hella rivets. That's extra money. Damn. And we call those ribbets.

Green like a frog. Like money shoes. Just like these shoes here. This is like a money frog. That's how green he is. Green on green. Green on green. Green on green on brown on blue. That's on a log in the pond.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. that's a dollar on a frog on a log green dollar on a green frog on a brown log on a blue pond on the green earth oh and if it's a blue face hunted that's blue on green on green on green on brown on blue on a frog on the whole thing is frogs all the way down what's this t-shirt you got on this is my uh bringum young young virginity club okay whoever since sexually sins against their own body and that's like ironic no it's serious That's why you've made your millions. It's all about courting the right demographic. Seamen retention. Yeah.

That's one you're losing every day. Uh-huh. You can sell that $200 a load. And tell us about that wig you're wearing. Save money on haircuts. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Show us that ponytail.

Yeah, show us that. Oh, my God. I know a lot of expensive food. Caviar Caviard No caveat Caviard No caviote

Yep I'd be getting that sloppy top I'm living on a yacht Oh yeah Yeah I don't have a house I got a boat And if I did have a house

I'd have a moat Oh yeah My yacht would be in my moat Yeah When it comes to get money I'm the money goat And I'm like a frog The way that I am towed

And float and I float and I float my money float damn my money puffy I'm like Danny green I'm like

money green money green yeah the white Danny Brown money green money green money green get your money up

get your money up you got that same haircut that he had in 2012 oh yeah what is the most money that you I spent in the past few days. The most money that I spent was probably $500 getting my cat neutered.

Sick. Yeah. End of his bloodline. I spent 500 to end his blood. He was not... I dropped five bands to end my cat's bloodline. Yo, what's the biggest... Actually, before you even go on, I have to talk about how I...

Yeah. Genocide in my cat's whole bloodline for five bones. Five bones. God, that's so... Ender my cat. bloodline. Yeah. He ain't he even plastic surgery. Uh-uh. Yeah.

Damn. And that's a major flex too because your cat, you know that cat wasn't getting any to begin with. No, it's like, yeah. That cat can't even smell when other cats are in heat. That's how fucking bogus his game is. That cat, yeah. That cat, he licks, he was licking his cone. It's cone. He was licking his cone and he would, like, try to lick his penis through the cone. So he'd bend over and, like, be licking his penis tip lick me through the cone lick me through the cone you want to hear a joke and probably maybe i even told this joke in the podcast but i'm going to sell it again

all right i don't know if i came up with this joke because it came to me in a dream so it could have been like i dream about a joke that already heard all right yeah what did the dog that was getting head from a cat say i don't know what rough it's a really tight it's a really good joke dogs and cats the sandpapery tongue of the cat it actually leads to a rough Sharp teeth, sharp teeth. Well, that's not rough so much as it's sharp. In which case the dog would go, barb. But you could say like, barb.

Barb, yeah. Well, that'll be about a cat's penis. Yeah, yeah. Cats have barbed penises. Cats have barbed penises. Oh, that's if they're 69ing, the dog says both rough and barb. Yeah, barbed. Dogs say barbed sometimes.

If you feed them soda. Yeah, that's true. That is true. What do the soda addicted dogs say when he was 69ing a cat? Barbed. Barb and rough and rough Yeah and the cat What did the cat say maybe like

Meow now Mm-hmm oh yeah The cat said I'm coming Yeah so yeah I'm gonna come I'm gonna fucking come Let's say the whole joke now Okay no I think we I think we nailed it

Yeah I think that's well let's say it Because we were workshopping it now let's just say it As it is What did the soda addicted dog say When he was 69ing with the cat And then what did the cat say and rough. And then the cat said,

I'm coming. I'm coming right meow. Right meow. Yeah. Per. Oh, yeah. What are the talking? I'm coming right meow.

And I only come one time per year. Oh, per year. Day or year. Per day. Yeah. D.M. Per diem. Yeah.

But the most money I spent was shipping those fucking shirts to you Canadian idiots. It cost so much money and the lady at the post office got mad at me for doing it. So we're never shipping to Canada again. So if you guys are from Canada and you didn't order something this time, you're fucked. Uh-huh. You're done. Ew. Unless we hire a company to do it for us.

Not happening. I'm not letting the other company do anything with Canada. Nope. Canada is a poor country. You drive down your Montreal ass to New Hampshire. You will have to meet me in Pittsburgh, New Hampshire on a ski do. I will sell you the shirt there. Everyone in Pittsburgh gets around on ski dues.

They barely have cars. You know what you just? I just made me remember, and I think it's because of snow. Yeah. Did you guys see the news story? I saw that at the gym on the TV. The news story that, like, an 8-year-old kid, he got lost in the woods. Oh, yeah.

And he survived for two days by eating snow. Yeah, and he slept in a wheelbarrow under a tarp or something. He just wandered away from home and didn't come back. Like, that doesn't count, right, to say, you can't survive by eating snow. That's just drinking water. That's just water. Yeah. You didn't survive anything.

He was gone for only two days. That was cool. He was young. He was, he's dead now. Yeah. That is cool that he had the wherewithal to think that snow is food. Everyone in the comments is just like, this is a survivor. He was an eight-year-old kid and he's like, I'm so hungry.

I guess I'll eat whatever's on the ground under my feet right now. He survived on yellow snow. Yeah. If it hadn't been snowy, he would have been eating the dirt. He would be dead. Yeah. Poor kid was hungry and he was putting shit in his mouth. Yeah.

He thought that was his mother. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's tragic. He thought the snow was his mommy. He built a new mommy and daddy out of snow. Damn. Snow mommy and snow daddy.

Yeah. That's how they found him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's your... No, I was just mimicking Cameron. I feel like... Let's talk about your...

Let's talk about what you spent. Let's talk about you guys. Oh, my money. What I did money was. I fucking custom-ordered stickers, embroidery patches. Oh, I went to Long Island to buy $100 worth of laser discs so that I could resell them. Okay. But, yeah, I've been basically wasting a lot of money on art.

Yeah. That's cool. That's Bala. That's a money move. That is a money. Because art, I don't know if you ever heard of guys like Picasso, Renoir, Campbell's, the Campbell's soup guy. Cause. David or Jeff Coons.

Uh-huh. All of these. These guys, they spent money. And now people are still reaping the benefits. Yep. of what is essentially colors on a piece of paper. Yeah, worthless.

Worthless, exactly. You look at the cost of the materials, probably about a cent. I mean, back then, when Picasso was coming up, paper was everywhere. That was before that they figured out about the rainforest

having troubles and stuff like that. Before they figured out that you can just go to the store like an office depot or something and just buy reams and reams of paper. Yeah, people used to have trees. People used to grow trees in their houses like flowers.

There was trees everywhere Before D.4... Just they could write their grocery list. They would pick a piece of paper off the tree in their living room. He used to build their houses around a tree and the tree would grow in the middle of their living room. I bet back then when they invented...

I bet paper when they invented paper, people acted about paper, like people act about phones now. They're like, the kids are always looking at their paper. They're always on their paper. It's a fucking fad. Paper's a fucking fad. Yeah, they're all walking around on their scrolls. going to get hit by oxen.

I'm going to stick with sand. Yeah. They're out playing. I'm old school. I like sand. I like drawing in the sand. You know there was some Justin Timberlake guys who said, papyrus, let's make it cleaner.

Just paper. Yeah, papire. And you know there was some Jesse Eisenberg ass Egyptian nerd that was like, papire? No. Paper. Paper. Paper.

Paper. Paper. Paper. Talk about a multi-bittrillion dollar industry. Paper. Paper. Dundah, Mifflin, this is Pam. And paper is the very thing that money.

Danda. Dundah, Miflin, this is PAM. Dunda, I just sundia. Funds, get your funds up. Funs, get your funds up. Mifflin. Mifflin. Miflin, I'm sniffing in.

More wallet. Mort Rifkin. Meg Griffin. Uh-huh. Meg Griffin. Yeah. Keep going. Keep going.

Meg Griffin. She was drawn on paper. I thought she was the villain. Mm. Yeah. Yeah. Stuy Griffin. But it was the chicken.

But it was the giant chicken. Giant chicken fight watching that shit all night. Peter Griffin and the chicken, you know it's on sight. Yeah, this is what millionaires do. This is what meetings are. This is what meetings are like, right? Yeah, yeah. You got to put that microphone like up to your mouth.

See, we have mics that travel more than six inches because you need to relax in your chair. No, no, no. You're sitting up. But look at this, but look at this. That's a kind of weakness to be sitting up. But look at this. Yeah, look at that. See?

See, you can kind of hit one of these, lean back and really comfortably have a spike up your lower back. and then maybe a hard plastic chair back on the back of your head that feels like a matrix port. I feel so bad for you. I can hear your organs hissing because they got popped. And you can see that the microphone is resting on my face. You can see it completely moving while I talk. Yeah, I can see the metal part bouncing up and down off your sternum.

You're exerting exactly enough force on my chin to maybe give me some kind of jaw pain, migraine. This looks like a metal bug is feeding you. I would, if this was my life and this was a feeding tube. Yeah, this looks like you're getting me. You're like your mouth clit stimulated by a vibrating egg. Yeah. Do you guys think that we'll have feeding tubes in our daily lives? Yeah.

Within the next 10 years. I'm trying to get a feeding tube full of soylent every day. Soilent with caffeine in it. They're going to be fetishists for people who, like, chew their food. People are going to be like, oh, it's so barbaric. Oh, is it because of, do you think because of maybe misophonia people? I feel like a lot of fake scarings like that, or what do you call that when you don't like something? That's not a phobia, though.

Yeah, it is. I'm flying away. Misophonia is a phobia? He never spent his money. Oh, yeah, what money did you spend? I sent the lowest possible offer on a guy on grailed for these shoes. Wow. Wait, but you still got it?

Oh, yeah. So, wait, why wouldn't he take the highest possible offer? No, no, I'm saying I spent the lowest, like the reserve. Oh. You're speaking of a very advanced language. Sorry, I'm so used to speaking about deals, you know. You just got to send, you got to start low, and then you go higher. That's called anchoring, right?

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't give me these shoes for one fucking cent, I'm going to kill your family.

Because you're an idiot. Yeah, and also you're stupid. I'm going to kill your idiot family. Because that attacks them from both sides. That's a pincer maneuver where they're either, either they're the type of person who, okay, there's two types of people. Okay. Incers?

There's the type of, there's the type of, there's the type of, there's two. You're thinking of types of crabs and scorpions. Oh, yeah. The first person is the person who says, the person who says, the person who says, you can fuck with me all you want. You say whatever you want about me,

but don't you dare fuck with my family and friends. Right. You're going to get that from the other type of person who says, I'm a lone wolf. I don't give a fuck about my family. But if you think I'm dumb, I'll rip your throat out. Yeah, exactly.

So you get them from both sides. You say, I'm going to kill your family, and you're stupid. Yeah. And you're a weird. I'm going to make you and your family watch while I kill them simultaneously in a pincer maneuver. Yeah. Or a more efficient way actually to do the pincer maneuver, as you say, both you and your family are stupid.

And that catches them for me their side. I'm going to psychically drive you into killing each other through my messages. Yeah. I'm messaging eBay people. I'm saying there's like a shirt that they're selling for $40 that has a stain on it. And they say, you are a robber. And I'm coming to call the police on you. I'm going to kill you.

I read this. That's my offer. I don't even want the shirt No, it's just making an offer And I've typed in next to the dollar sign It says, you are a bastard What I do, I don't go on grilled I scroll through everything

I make an offer and I put in zero dollars And I put in the text I say, I don't want it I don't want it anymore I don't need it I'll pay for shipping but I'm not paying for everything You can ship me in empty back If you want to give it away I'll take it but I'll probably throw it away

If you give it to me I don't really have anything to do with it I read this new story when I was a kid that I'm pretty sure it's probably not true but maybe it is, maybe Julio knows but it was about I guess the cartel kidnapped some people on a bus and they made them all fight to the death

against each other. Whoa. That's dope. Is that true? I hope it's true. Do you think that could really happen? Yeah, I hope it's real. Well, a bunch of people I think were dying and dead.

Is that more humane? Is that real? Is that real? Can you give me a nod? That's real? Okay. Wow. He was there. You were there?

You were there? He was the lone survivor. Oh my God. You were the champion? If that kind of stuff is happening because we outlawed, like, cockfights and bull baiting, I feel like we should bring back cockfights and bull baits. Yeah, the cartel are walking around. They're, like, kicking cans.

We're like, what do we do? We're not allowed to fight dogs. We're not allowed to put dogs fighting against each other anymore. This is the worst summer ever. And I'm too, I'm bored of selling drugs. We sold so many drugs already. I'm bored of doing drugs, selling drugs. Yeah.

Have you guys, okay, so do you guys know what a bulldog is? Like, do you know, like, okay. you know what bull baiting is? I saw a bull baiting and there's just like two almost identical paintings but they've been painted like 30 years apart of like a bull attacking four different dogs at once and there's always a dog just

flinging eight feet in the air I guess that was a normal thing to see. We did an episode it was like weird ways to get free food in London and bullb I think bull baiting was one of the things I'd never heard of it before yeah but you know in medieval times

they did bear baiting. right it was bears they would have dogs fight bears they would have a bear a bear tied to like a pole and they would have like they'd let like 10 they just keep letting dogs out they'd see how many dogs it took to kill a bear tying a bear to a pole seems like way more entertaining than like okay now that we tied up I guess let's make it die yeah we'll play tether ball around it yeah nowadays it's all chatter baiting and and they're tying women women women are tying their financial security to polls dude Polish Polish people people. Yes. Polish people who single-handedly fund most strip clubs. Right. Because you know, do you know why? It's because Polish people in their wallets, they only carry $1 bills because they don't

understand what a $20 is. They look at it and they're like $2. Then they see a $5 bill, they're like, S? What is this? Is this for some money? They see a $10 and they're just like, whoa! Yeah. $100.

I didn't. They're like, I thought they didn't have a $100 bills. This is the most money I've ever seen. Yeah. Polish people walk into a strip club and they try to hang their flag up on the stripper pole.

And they try to change the light bulb. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's dark in there because it's a damn strip club. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why they flocked there. It's the one place they know they're never going to have to change a light bulb. Right. The light stay off. Because they got LED strips. And someone's stripping all the wires. That must have changed.

Stripping. That must have changed Poland forever. Oh, strip clubs. No, no, LED strips. Yeah. Well, that's tough because I think maybe, I think one of the only things that a Polish person would have more trouble with

with changing a light bulb is figuring out which direction to plug in a USB cable. You can say that. I can't. We saw his DNA. He can say all this stuff. Yeah. Anybody can say all this stuff.

No. Y'all care too much. I just learned that I've been saying Jivik wrong. It's Zivich. Sorry? Jivich. I don't even know what the correct. It's his favorite. It's his favorite beer.

It's a beer that sucks so bad, but it's $2 and it's... What color is it? Brown amber. Yeah, that's the beer color. Yeah. That is the main color of beer. And there's the Baltic border that looks like syrup. Okay.

Here's what we're going to do now. We're halfway through. We're going to transition into... Rex's money mode. We're going... money mode and we're going this is as part of the high rollers money green talk green chat the green initiative the green initiative the green win initiative um we're going to be doing a money Q and a panel about money how to make money how to save money spend money use money what its purpose is how much

things cost how to use money without without spending it the color money for goods or services smell. What is it good? What even is... So first off, what is it good? Probably something that's nice. Yeah, exactly. And a service? Probably anything that's bad. Okay. So money can be used for goods and services. Yeah. And bads. And bads.

Goods and bads. Goods and bads. There's goods and bads of money. Right. Yeah. So, yeah, I guess my first question is that I would like to ask is, what is the number one easiest way to make $1 million instantly with zero time spent or any effort at all

probably robbing someone with $1 million. Okay. Okay, so have you, how many successful robberies have you pulled off in the $1 million ballpark and what was your method?

Did you, what's the use case and did you use a case to take the money? What kind of receptacle did you, or was it digital? Was it a guitar case? Did you put the money in a bag or was it digital? Yeah, kind of an eye bag.

Yeah. Did you make someone buy something? Scamming. Baby milk. Baby milk scam. That's the scam. The baby milk scam is very serious. I almost got scammed.

He almost fell victim to the baby milk scam. I don't know what that is. It's a scam where they ask you to buy baby milk. Yeah. And then it's the craziest scam. They come up to you, they say, I need to buy baby milk. Oh, yeah. And then they make you go into a store and you go in and they're like,

and actually, I don't need baby milk. Well, no. No, they ring you up for the baby milk and it's like $100. Right. And it's not a real thing. And then everyone in the store is like, you're doing, you're so nice for doing this. You should do this. They all group hug.

It's a fully, it's a, it's a Truman Show scam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Scamming is very funny because you make someone buy something. I think that is so, so funny. Yeah.

Okay. So wait. Have you, have you, have you, are you speaking from experience with robberies or have you just sort of seen them from a train car? Yeah, no, you go to, you go to the bank. Uh-huh. Easiest place to get me. money. That's where they keep all the money. Right. Second easiest place, you go

to Manhattan and you just start walking inside. Pretend like you... Oh, walking to a building. Right. With an outfit, it's basically like a Swiss Army knife of an outfit. Yeah, where you can do anything. Yeah. Yeah. A suit jacket with a janitor outfit underneath. Perfect. Just say you've got to

clean up the vault. A mop and a briefcase. So depending on which side you're being looked at from, because then you're walking past the front desk, right? The people from outside, they look in, they say, oh, that's just a janitor, so I won't even register him in my mind. The people from inside, yeah, the people from

inside look and they say, oh, that's a high roller, I should bring him further into the building. Would you recommend, like, a Windex container that has like a label that I made called Money Wash? Money Wash, yeah. And it's blue Gatorade. It's blue Gatorade in the Windex bottle, so when you take it off, you drink it.

You drink it in front of the CEO, he's like, whoa. He must be made of money. Well, no, that's what you do if you get caught, you drink it. really fast and they go, oh, he's dead anyway. Yeah. We won't even bother catching him. Whatever.

Whatever. He's got ammonia in his blood now. People are chasing you and you're like, wait. Okay, I'm going to keep running. Turn around. Yeah. Yeah. I'm done for.

You don't need to chase me anymore. I'm done. I just drank all this money wash. Money watch. And then you have to make a fake Google screenshot on your phone where you go, you say, hey, Siri, is money wash dangerous to drink? And you hold it up and it says, this person will die in all. their money will teleport back into the

vault. Excellent. Yeah. Yeah, that's not so hard. So that's a good strategy. So that's strategy number one. You could, yeah, you could sort of David Blaine the coins in your small bowel. Oh, yeah. Like in his esophagus? You could eat all of the coins. Yeah. And then just regurgitate

the coins. And if someone catches you, you could be like, oh, I'm eating coins. I thought this was corn. Yep. They were... My bad. I guess I'm not supposed to eat this. They were small and yellow. Yeah. Like a corn kernel. Gold. Bullion. So, yeah. So to recap, you walk into basically any building in Manhattan or a bank.

I guess we didn't talk about how to rob a bank, but it can't be that hard. Literally, all you do is you say, I'm going to have the money. And they have to give it to you because of insurance reasons for the life of a human being. Because if you say you're going to have it, that's future. You should say, I'm going to have it instead of give me the money. You say, I'm going to have the money. And then they're like, oh, well, there's nothing we can do. It's a brain hack where their brain skips over even thinking about how you're going to get the money.

It's basically, it's something called verbal hypnosis, which is a millionaire tactic that... You are now getting very poor. Yeah. And I am taking your money. Your wallet is getting light. Yeah, hypnotized the money. But anyway, G-Oads, yes or no? Precious rocks. Poor investment.

Poor, okay. Poor investment? Yeah. Pour your investment into geodes. And physically inside of the geode, inside the hollow cavity, right, to clarify, yeah, inject it with a syringe. Every little crystal in there, that's thousands of dollars. Wow. Wow.

Every crystal is thousands of dollars. That was the first money, right? You just basically crack open to geode. Unfortunately, I think the first money was human beings. Uh-huh. Really? And we were traded by maybe an entity? Yeah.

In exchange for goods and services. A company. A company. Yeah. That's why they call it human capital. Exactly. Wow. The human capital of the world?

Uh-huh. Earth. Earth. Damn. The blue planet. And the green planet. The moon is the biggest place on Earth. Yep.

You can take vacation there. I feel like I'm learning so much already, to be honest. Yeah. Okay. So, Moon, just switch up a few of the letters there, and we have money. That's a money for us. That's actually true. If you add two letters and remove one, moon becomes money.

Here's how I would wheel and deal that situation. You say subtract one letter, add two. I say add one letter and change one letter. Wow. You can save, I basically just save 33%. You know how I would say, you know how I would, what I would say, what I would do is, I would say, take the, take the word moon, apply our proprietary formula, and then it's money. Hide the entire process. Nobody knows what you're doing.

You can sell it for trillions of dollars. What you're doing basically is breaking it down and reconstituting it into a little chees-it. Like a cocoon. A cheese-it cocoon. Yeah. But moon, craters, equator, planet earth, green. And equator equals to all money.

Yeah, and that's the great equator. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And I equate money with pleasure. Uh-huh. And what other things should we be spending our disposable income or pleasure money, what should we be buying? Onions.

Onions? Milk, things that go bad. You need those immediately. Oh, right, because the most powerful or valuable asset, I've heard this, is time. Time equals money. Right. Honestly, I would say time equals money times two or plus 100 or something that's more. But having spoiling produce around you, it's basically like having the exacerbation of time.

Let's get just a list. It's going to force you. That's also, you can, you go out, you hustle. You're selling that on the subway, on the sidewalk, at the bank, at the library, wherever you're allowed to sell stuff or wherever you're not allowed to sell stuff. You tell people, you got to buy this onion today. Because tomorrow it's going to be basically nothing but smell. Let's get a list of, and it's also illegal to buy an onion tomorrow.

That's true. A list of every single disposable, every single item that will go bad tomorrow. So check this out. I mean, Pavlov, he was doing all this stuff with clocks and stimulus and the ringing of the bell and that's associated with positivity. And you know all these money makers

they're always like, oh, the church bell is ringing that means I have to go make more money because of the time that is in the ticking clock and it's all in the ears. But you want a smell-based clock. Basically, you want to have things that ripen and go bad at different hours of everything. Because of the smell of money.

Exactly, the smell of money. And also like the hormones of that, the biological clock. A technological clock of that. A cloud clock. The clouds of that. The smell of the rain. Cloud bread.

And it's raining. And it's raining. Disposable. Cloud bread, disposable. Speaking of disposable, can I actually share a tip really quick that I've found to be very helpful in my financial life? Yeah. So if you see this that I'm drinking here, the bottle is Gatorade Frost, Thirst, Quencher.

What flavor? In fact, this will... Glacier Cherry, it's hard to read, but it's clear. But what it's actually in here, it's water. Wow. Get out. And do you know what the reason behind this is? So I know what you're thinking. So I know you can make a guess.

You're going to be wrong. Did you leave the Gatorade in there long enough that the water and the particulate matter that forms the Gatorade flavor settled at the bottom? And then you synthesized a Gatorade syrup or sold that for a profit and then kept the water in the bottle? No. Okay. Pierce. No. The overhead on that is absurd.

You are an idiot He would have to spend so much on Gatorade Dear God Gatorates, then bottles and then syrup extractors The stupid thing I wanted you to say Which was that maybe I was doing this to save money on Gatorade bottles

Then I have to buy a water bottle or a Gatorade bottle That guess is also stupid You know what the real reason You reuse a bottle like this is Okay? Think about what happens to this bottle You throw it in the recycling Okay? It goes to a plant, it gets processed

This is all happening it's churning up the plastic, that's costing money, okay? And what you're thinking, but that's not money, my money, I throw that in the bin, that is your money, that's tax dollars. Yeah. Every time you are recycling a gatoried bottle, your taxes are going up. Right. Up, up, up, up, up, skyrocketing.

You know what? Also, and I know you didn't think about this, the illusion of wealth that comes with with water in the gatorade bottle. The illusion of wealth, when people see the gatorade bottle where they're like, he must have, he can afford the gatorade. He must have a fucking fortune. Yeah. Exactly.

He must have so much money. It's true. But anyway, the point I want to make is taxes are because, you know, this fucking government, people at our wealth bracket, we're getting taxed about 99% on our income and on our assets. And that last 1% is a squeeze. That one gatorade bottle can be the difference between 0 and 1%. Wow. Yeah, I guess throwing away your gatorade bottle is just like you have the money.

Yeah. You have it. You take it. Yeah. You're garbage, man. You get paid. I'm tired of holding this so you have it. I don't have a room in my house.

I can just put all these in. My hand is tired. Yeah. That's why rich people have mansions. You keep the trash. You put the trash man out of business. The money that would get paid to the trashman that circulates, that trickles up. The trickle up economic effect.

I find these to be very valuable because of their toilet-like nature. In what way? Because they hold a liquid? The slot is big enough for most distribution methods. Of urine and shit. Yeah, I think it's just big enough for a cheeky... Have you ever pooped in a Gatorade bottle? No, but I think you could...

If you had two, you could... Because you get all the pee that comes out when you poop. Yeah. Oh, so you have one in the front and one in the back, yeah. And then you could get rid of the toilet in your house entirely. An initial burst of poop. Remove all plumbing in your home. Replace it with only Gatorade bottles.

You still need to send them. Oh, you just put the cap on. Sorry, that's not stinky. Smell averted. And then you just throw it. Oh, you just put the cap on. Oh, duh. Throw it in the backyard.

Yeah. Oh, I don't have a backyard. Oh, wait. There is no someone else's backyard where I live because I own the entire world. But the problem here, the problem here is your neighbor finds a gatorade bottle in his backyard full of human shit. And he thinks, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Gatorade is putting poo.

And you short Gatorade. You short Gatorade. You sort Gatorade. You buy. While the Gatorade stock is shorted, you buy it. Hostel takeover. Uh-huh. You buy it, you completely take over.

Then you release a public statement that says, that says, Gatorade will no longer use poop. Yeah. In our production. You know what else you do? And then you stock up. You go, I rock it. You go next door. You go next door.

You go next door. You go next door. You say, you hear them freaking out. You go, what? What? What's going on? Exactly like that. Exactly like that.

And you talk to your neighbor. You don't even ring the, you, you, you, you, you don't even ring the, you, you, you, You go up and you knock on the door and you... What's happening? What's happening? What's going on? They're putting poop in Gatorade bottles. You tell that neighbor, you say, I will pay for the lawyer.

You and I are going to sue Gator. You sue Gator and while this is happening, you are also shorting the stock. Uh-huh. So now you've won a lawsuit against Gatorade, but also you are Gatorade. And if you're worried about any type of insider trading or SEC regulations that might get you in trouble for suing them and also shorting the stock. too. One trick you can use is just have a secret identity like Spider-Man. Yep. Where you can be Spider-Man when you're suing

them. Try wearing a costume. Yep. Wear a costume with a bright color. You change your name. You change your name. You get two identities. Dual citizenship. When you say my grandma's Irish or something. So then you get like the Irish citizenship stuff. And then you say your name is Spider-Man McNally.

So you have a secret identity like Spider-Man. Yeah. Which I mean, you don't have to say Spider-Man. You could say... You could say Iron Man. Rex, how many identities do you have? Are you a card carrier for maybe five or six different people? Because I imagine that's... I imagine you do this all the time with the Gatorade.

Of course. Yeah. You have to run scams like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have like... Do you have a list of scams that we can do? Can you list a few of your names of your identities if you can? One, just one, one.

Initials. I'm sorry. I can't talk about it. Okay, then here's another. Here's another. I understand. I understand. I bet this guy's in a lawsuit where he's the judge, he's the juror. I mean, this guy has so many different. He's so afraid of the in it.

He's the full case. He's the full case. You're probably, he doesn't, he has to go into the, he has to go into the court one by one as different people. I keep locking the door and looping back around. I actually have to go to the bathroom. And we're going to call a recess. Okay. And then, yeah, the jurors whispering into each other. It's him. The whole, he's eight jurors.

Okay. I have another question. I recently heard, I was told, that this year, it is the, and this is, I believe, true, the 50th anniversary of hip hop. Whoa. For real? How is this going to affect money? That's going to affect money in big ways because it's, you know, a lot of, I mean, hip hop has changed. Let me just say that right up the bat. Hip hop is changed.

Hip hop is changed. Why is it that sound? Turn my funny on. Turn my funny on? Okay, well, I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just trying to say hip-hop. Turn my serious on. Oh, that's not serious.

No. Turn my serious. Maybe that's the change of it. Yes, hip-hop has changed. There we go. So it's changed in a way. It used to be about break dancing, bee-boying.

It used to be about all that stuff. Yeah, it's about hose and money. Money, which is good. It's changed for the better. It's changed into, let's talk about it, Change. Change. Ching.

Ching. Ching. Jingling. Jingle bells. Santa Claus. Richest man on earth. Jingle Bell, Santa Claus, richest man on earth. He has toys and other stuff.

And a billion dollars. A net worth. Net worth. Net worth. And network. And trillion dollar. A gazillion dollar. And would.

Christmas colors, red and green. Yeah. money is in the red while his money is in the green. God damn. The North Pole. In the green is way different than being in the black. And we already... So much money that your financial situation becomes the color. Rudolph's red, grinches green.

Santa laid an egg. Nest egg. Nest egg. Ross. IRA. Roth. Philip Roth. Philip Roth. Yep.

Not related to him. Nut. Mr. Nut. Run. Run. Let's talk Mr. Nut. Let's talk Mr. Nutt. Rex, how long have you been working with Mr. Nutt is?

Is Mr. Nutt ever going to share? He's a hard man to get in contact. What the fuck is the deal with Mr. Nutt? Everyone in the money community is hearing about this guy and nobody has ever met him. I'm fucking sick. Who is Mr. Nutt? Mr. Nutt says there's new money to be made and I'm like, wait, no, there's this much possible. He says that nutbucks are coming out.

Uh-huh. It's a new crypto. Do we trust him? No. Do you guys believe that nutbucks are going to drop in the next year? He's been right about everything so far. But this is, this is him pulling the marbles out of his ass.

I don't believe it at all. You think he's done? You think he's all washed up? I think Mr. Nut is washed. Wow. We are in the, we are in the Black I P's era of Mr. Nut.

I'm not sure if I want you to be saying that on our podcast. I don't fucking care. Mr. Nut call out. Mr. Nut call out, go. Uh-huh. Mr. Nut. Get the camera. camera on me right now. Mr. Nutt. Hi. Hi. Hi, Mr. Nutt. Oh, I forgot. You lost a lot of money in the Nutsky.

Yeah. I lost probably 50K in Nutbucks. He just tweeted Nutbugs coming out soon. And I, you lost your K.m. I don't even know where the fuck I put that money. You went to Nutt.com. I think I went to Nutt.com. And I uploaded just two pictures of my credit cards back to front. dude. You got nutted. You got nutted up in. Yeah. Damn. I got nutted up in and guess what? It hurts to sit. Because your wallet is so skinny. Your wallet is so skinny. Your wallet is so skinny. Your wallet is basically giving you a credit card.

Your wallet is a credit card. And it's swiping your ass crack. Yeah. I used to my butt is so used to the fat stack in my wallet making me sit like this. Uh-huh. Sit like a Habsburg. But now look at me. Yeah. It used to be like this because my... Because here, let me do a quick analysis here on you. You do that pose. Okay.

So what I'm seeing here, do you see this? Do you see this shoulder? Now you see this shoulder is right shoulder? Left shoulder, lower than the right shoulder. Let's draw a line from this left shoulder. Let's go up to the right shoulder. You see the line in your head? Yep.

Make it red. Right. Now you see the stripes on his, now you see the stripes on his suit. Yep. Now add some horizontal stripes like a grid. Right. You see that red line against that grid? Yeah.

What are you seeing? Stock price going from the left in this position from left to right down, and then it's going up down. If it was going from left to right, it was going down. Profit. No, well, yeah. Profit for nut. Nut profit.

Nut profits. Oh, instead of net profit. Yeah. Uh-huh. That's probably why he calls them nutbugs. Uh-huh. It's supposed to be net bucks. I think it was going to be net bucks.

Succession. Based, cringe. Realistic or virginistic. Let's throw this over to him. Realistic? Realistic. Really? Everyone is that stupid. Do you have a bunch of family members like that who are doing things like that to you? Yes.

I have a bunch of family members like that, but it's not about like finances. It's mostly about like who's going to take over. Right. When are you coming to visit home? Yeah. When are you coming to visit home? What do you want for dinner? What do you want for dinner? And I'm like, and I'm like, you fucking fuck what? Do you guys think that Mr. Coyne, you guys get out of my face? Mr. Coyne is based off of Mr.

Mr. Nut in succession? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Because I'm getting like strong. I did get, I did, I thought it was a, that was one part I did think was a little cringe, even though, even through the realism is like, we lived through the Mr. nut stuff and we lived through the election and all this shit. And it's like, and you're just going to pretend.

I don't want to relive it like that. Some of us don't think it's a joke. And I get that it's supposed to be some kind of biting satire. But when you have this little fucking little stringy-ass, Roarren Roy, I also don't think that Bobby. Bobby would be so concerned about Mr. Nutt. This little ass Roman Roy string bean motherfuckers saying all those fuckwits

who put money and Mr. Nutt. Yeah. It's like it's not. I'm watching TV. I'm throwing the remote at the screen because I'm like that's why I have a Wii moat cord on my remote. It's where I want I watch HBO. I throw my remote at the TV. I put it on when I launch HBO Max and go and I put it on

and then I turn on PBS Sprout. I take that shit off. Because I know that they're going to say something that is so biting. Yeah. And so satirical. Going to have me biting. Yeah, it's going to have me biting my bottom lip.

And I'm like, biting my wife out of anger. Taking on my anger by biting my wife. The show makes me so upset. It's like when a dog just bites another dog next to it, even though you're the one who's messing with the dog. Is that kind of what you're explaining? And is there a way to make money off of that action? Is there a way to make money off of biting?

Of course. Can you detail it a little bit? Sure, you've got professional eating. Oh, yeah. Got food. Joey Chester. Like a king. What is your dream job?

Food tester or video game tester? Probably both at the same time. Wow. Yeah, I can walk and chew gum at the same time. I can't. What happened? I just can't. But you can do other things at the same time.

Yeah. I can poop and pee at the same time. I can't help but do that. Yeah. It's not a way to make. money up of that? Like the surplus. There is a way to make money off of poop and pee. We've already talked about Gatorade. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What about a dog? There is a Korean guy that tried to give people money for their poop and pee. Is that true? Yeah. Well, they have fecal transplants too. They take children's poo and they up your gut biome. They up your butt it. That's what it's for? Yeah, your gut biome. Yeah. What did you think? You thought it was just to put

poop up there? I thought it was for people who can't make poop. You thought they put poop into them? So they put poop into them for a sense of normalcy. So, yeah, it's like a plastic, it's like an elective. It's an elective surgery that puts poop in people's butts. It's like the atmospheric processors and aliens. Yeah. That's what's going on with the inserting.

Now, is there a way to insert a child's poop into your mouth to change your mouth bio? Yes, but most doctors won't do that and your insurance probably won't pay for it. But I know that none of us here are rocking with health insurance. Nope. We don't need to. We do not need that shit. We can afford the hospital visits once a week. for swallowing a kernel of popcorn

and being scared of popcorn is going to grow in your tummy or when you laugh while you're eating like or when you laugh while you're eating you laugh while you're eating a piece of celery do I have laughing disease you laugh while you're eating a piece of celery

and you accidentally swallow the whole celery or when I'm walking down the street and I think of something from my past and I start laughing and I quickly run into the closest hospital and I say I think I got drugged I think somebody rubbed LSD on my ankle on a cut that I

I have on my ankle because my shoes are too small. I think someone put stitched LSD into the middle of my jacket, the inside lining, and that's why I'm having memories. I think I'm getting an acid flashback. I'm getting an acid flashback because I cracked my back bending over

to get the fucking band-aid off my ankle. Facebook said I had memories to look back on and I knew I was having an acid flashed. I'm looking at the bookmark that I have in the middle of my copy of Siddartha that I've been reading for 12 years at this point

I'm 20 pages in and I'm looking at it and I'm turning it back and forth and there's pictures a picture of tree frogs on it and when I turn it one way I would turn it one way their legs are like this

and I turn it the other way their legs move a little bit and I'm calling the doctor and I'm saying I got fucking drug there's something in the water people are trying to take me out they know that I'm making

$100 a day I accidentally eat like just the end of like an edible that's only five milligrams and I'm sitting there and I'm just like Yeah

And I'm calling my doctor On the phone I'm like They fucking got me They fucking got me So what do you mean you accidentally ate You were just hungry For what you thought was a normal treat

Yeah Yeah Right And it's my roommate's edible They fucking got me Yeah And it's my roommate I need them to call the cops

I'm sucking on it I'm sucking on a ballpoint pen Because I like it Oh and you get inky mouth And I got inky mouth And it explodes on my face And I call the doctor and I go in for a consultation and I say,

well, this affect my future ability to grow a beard. Yeah. And I'm 35 years. I'm on the phone with my doctor and I'm so loopy and fucked up from all the drugs after eating the ballpoint pen. I'm just only saying, my inky stinky. Ooh, I fall out of the shower and my shark tooth necklace gets caught on the curtain. And I call the doctor and say that I have a shark bite.

But we can afford all this. We can afford to call the doctor for all this because we make money. Every day I'm going into the doctor. I'm walking into the emergency room. I'm cutting in front of everybody. I'm pretending that I have a sinus infection, and that's why I'm in the emergency room. And then I get into the room with the doctor,

I go in and I say, I want a peg leg. But we have the money to do all this because we made a podcast where we read a list. And then we ditch the list. It's too much overhead on a list. A list costs too much money. Sometimes you can't find a list, so then you make up a whole episode about getting money.

How much money do you have? Probably $300 million. Holy shit. And that's spread out between your different identities? Or is that just you as you have that much money? That's just me. My other identities, you don't even want to know. I do want to know.

Five. Probably like $5. $7 each. Seven from each of the different continents. Yeah. Yeah. Each of my identities has only $5, but I have $100 trillion identities. That's actually really smart.

If bringing identities isn't that hard, you just make, yeah, you make, they just keep referring each other to open. They all have a seat his account with $1 in it, and that shit just goes. Interest. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah, I'm interested. I'm interested.

Is it a feasible money-making strategy to open a bank account, put in one penny, and let it sit for a hundred trillion billion years? Yes. Of course. You invent a time machine. You put 60 cents in your bank. Futurama. like

people are picking up money tips from fry yeah he said shut up and take my money that's the title of his book it's so interesting to go from fry

character like fry to a character like Rick Sanchez because Rick seems to you think about how they're both I mean they're sci-fi protagonists in cartoons

right right when you maybe compare non-money motivated and non-sex motivated Rick is that that guy's in a whole different bag

He's not human. He's into green portal fluid more so than green backs. Yeah. And emotionality. Right. He's in his feelings, but drinking, like, he's basically into all fluid all the time. I mean, we talk about, we talk about, we talk about liquidity. Yes.

Rick Sanchez is talking about portal fluid and alcohol. And there's a little bit of green spittle on his lip. On his lip all the time. Fry. What is a fry? French. French fry. Potato, solid.

Frozen. Solid. French. French. Put all of your money in French francs. French francs. The money, their kind of money that I don't think they use anymore. Yep.

Find a type of money called a French Frank. Find, put, or, or I think it was France that uses Franks. FRA and C.S. I think maybe they used to a long time ago. Are they on the Euro now? They're on the Euro. Okay. I hate to break it.

What are your thoughts on this Euro situation? Yeah. What the hell is going? going on over there. What the hell is going on? I go, I'm saying Euro, right? The bodega guy is saying, gyro? I say Eurobees. I say,

Gero. And he says, Spider-Man, I say, you know. But I'm saying Euro. He's saying gyro. I'm saying Euro. And then, I don't know, should I just go to a Greek place? Should I not get a Euro at the bodega? Lamb is fine at the bodega.

is fine at the bodega, but should I just get it over rice, like a normal person? Listen, you got to make that decision yourself. Rice, that's a staple Asian culture, Asian going up. That's money right now. True. Poor. Are we looking at a Chinese century? Gyro, of course.

Okay. But Gero's, that's a poor country. Imagine a Chinese rich. Wow. Wait. I think you just had a million dollar idea. Oh my God. Think about this.

you use a scallion pancake to wrap around chart soup pork this is actually really good idea I wish I had a big check to give you right now Yeah what you gotta do right now is you gotta make everybody who is sitting at this table

and everybody who is listening to this episode right now you better print out an NDA Non-disclosure do not share this food idea until you're able to secure the patent It's a zip file Everybody comment down below I adhere to the NDA A new restaurant

There's going to be a new restaurant? There's going to be a new restaurant? What? With Chinese Gero's. Oh, my God. Gero's? Right. Wow.

And it's going to be called Gero. Yeah, Gero dreams of Chinese food. And that's the name of the restaurant. Yeah. Wow. Okay, so what is a bank account? And how does it work? It's a 21 Savage song.

Oh, God. Okay. Yep. And that's the end of the episode. Any closing questions? Any closing kind of last wrap everything up? Last remarks about money. You know what?

Actually, you know what? Let's leave maybe our listeners. Let's leave our listeners with some money advice. You want to give what's your number one piece of advice for anyone who's listening who's a poor fucking piece of shit. String bean is three inches tall. Yep. Who goes on YouTube all day.

Eating the Italian job and drinking mustard. We were all there. We all got the Italian job. We all got the Italian job at the 7-Eleven on Harvard Avenue in Boston. We all spent $8 every day on a food called salt chicken. We've all done it. These people, they're rationing monster hydro so that it lasts for four days. They're watering it down like hands soap in the bathroom.

What do you say to these pathetic fucking mongrels? Don't walk, run to the bank, take all your. money out, hide it under your bed, go back to the bank, start a new bank account. Just get into the habit of hiding money instead of making your bed every morning. Nuts, like I squirrel with a

mist a nut. Missed a nut. Take all of your dollars, take all of your dollars, sew them together into a big money blanket. Money is made out of cloth. And then set it on fire because the future is PayPal. Uh-huh. The future is PayPal.

And we just want to thank Rex for being here. Rex, you are on a show called Beers We Drank. I am, which is also part of podcast. Which is part of it. Well, I don't know that I'd call it part of it, really. I'd say it's maybe... The podcast of network.

The podcast channel is... I guess I'm not even sure. I maybe would call it like the mentally disabled stepchild who we don't want to hang out with at Thanksgiving. And Pierce, you have a show on the fur... On the second. If you're in Brooklyn, come to my screening on the second. Of come to...

Check out... And where can they buy a ticket on your Twitter or Instagram page? That's right. I'm a Twitter and Instagram page. There will be a link in the bio. Great. All right. Please go see this show. I went to L.A. to see it.

It is so good. Get your green up. Get your blue face hundreds. Blueface hunt is. Green face money. I do. No, you don't. You ruined my point.

You ruined my point because you wanted to be. No, no. I didn't have a, that wasn't the point I was trying to make. That wasn't the point I was trying to make. You are, honestly, you belong in a high school debate team. That's like the level of annoying you are. You do do some debate stuff. Yeah, you do have that kind of talking.

You told me I was wrong, so I told you I was right. See, that's a high school debate team. And I have to be the moderator every single time. Here's the point I was trying to make. I always have to be the moderator. Here's what you do. Here's the point I was trying to make. I don't even get the debate before you were obtuse.

Yeah. Is that if it was the 1800s, and you had no porn, who among us wouldn't start just randomly killing women and eating their breasts and their asses? You see what I was trying to get at? It is a good point.

Because if you didn't have, yeah, who's to say? I don't know. I don't know if I would have ripped. Can I honestly tell you that the reason I wanted to argue with you so much is because of those glasses? Yeah.

It's making me mad to look at you. Well, it is pissing me off. You have a Bud Light hat on, so. He does not have a Bud Light hat. He's a Mexico hat on. Oh, it's the colors. It kind of looks like but light.

If we're keeping it real right now, still, he got mad at me for my new hat that I'm wearing. This hat pisses me off. He called me a poser, but I just want to point out for a whole year, he wore a frog skateboards beanie. I thought it was for that. You have never one.

I have a skateboard right over there. Let's break this down. Hold on. Let's break this down. What did you see? just say frog skateboards beanie i don't skateboard but i like frogs and i wear beanies so how's that me being a poser two out of three this is a golfing hat yeah i like hats i don't golf 50% is more what i don't golf and i do like old english fonts which is on here that's only 60 that's 52

that's 52 you don't you don't you know what how about right i have i have a skateboard right over there. I have a skateboard right over there. We're going to turn the camera and we're going to see if you can Ollie right now. Fuck you, man. I'll do this right now. No, he's doing the camera. No, no, you have to point. He has to point the camera at you. Yeah, so Caleb is getting the skateboard. He's standing next to it. Okay, put one foot onto it. He's bending down as if he's winded. He looks, he looks like he's gonna throw up maybe his hands are above just above his knee okay second foot on he's wobbling a lot he's really wobbling he looks like a snow angel he's got a beautiful stance he has fallen off the skateboard without trying to do a trick I'm I'm just narrating here

no no no no okay so he's still he's doing again a star type pose all right no I don't know really. Okay, so he's getting back on. Okay, he's almost destroyed our printer. You should move that, fix the printer. Fix the printer before he sit down. Oh, my God, you knocked the printer. The printer completely almost fell over.

We almost lost the fucking printer. The printer I just spent $100 on. Yeah, we almost just lost the printer. But, okay. Can you imagine, I guess, Caleb and now. Caleb did the most 11-year-old. Oh, he's adding qualifications now.

You didn't say what age level I had to do it at. I'm not saying, no. I'd like to see you read at an 11-year-old level. I'm saying, I'm saying you did it. I'm saying you did it. I know, but you had to add all these qualifiers to make me feel obtuse. I didn't make you feel obtuse.

You learned a new word.