Podcast About List - Ep. 257 - Little Patrick

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

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Uh, well, finally happened. I am all alone. Wait a second. I'm in a dream. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. What's up? What's up? I just had the most amazing dream of my life.

What was it about? Food. Lunch. Lunch and dinner. Welt. Everyone just steals it now. Yeah. Yeah, I mean Jack stole it first. I stole it from Jack.

he's amazing this guy Brian Jordan Alvarez he's got to look him up on Instagram he's doing stuff with Instagram filters that nobody thought was possible and now it is completely he's forging a new path He's infected his stuff has infected my brain

So much I love him so much He's so good Well It's nice because it's something that I can watch on my phone That my girlfriend doesn't get mad at What does she usually watch on your phone That she gets mad about?

She doesn't get mad about but it's a lot of very annoying stuff. Uh-huh. And this is something that we can watch together. Like, I'm watching, like, these videos of, like, um, what am I? I'm watching, like, old men doing, like, food reviews. You're watching Guga. I'm watching Guga.

You're watching people try Duryan for the first time. And she doesn't like those. She's not, like, you know, that comes up on my phone. She's toy. But one of his things pops up. and girls like that shit oh my god they love it so much

big fucking shoe they love when a guy is being crazy with a filter and he's so good at it and even guys can like it too yeah he's so good well I'm seeing double today why why don't you introduce us

to your little friend here who's this um this is um I don't know where this came from you don't know where that came from no the blow-up doll that looks exactly like you there's uh then you put your own hat on it no no no i don't know where this came from actually this and it doesn't look that much like me it literally looks exactly like one to one exactly like you doesn't look like me at all and you don't know where this came from uh no this is interesting

do you want me to explain the story because it's not that good i want to explain yeah i think that People need to know why you bought this. Okay, so I was asked to host a thing from my friend, Serge, and I was already on tour. Surge. And I said, I said, don't worry, I have the solution to be two places at once. This was my solution. I was going to send this in my place. And ended up not being able to deliver it to them because of,

of some logistical things that I did not think of. And now I'm trying to get my money's worth out of it. I spent $14 on this. Yeah. And at first when you told me it was $14, I was like, that's pretty cheap for a blow-up sex doll. Okay, he's mad there's no butthole or penis. There is no butthole or penis on this sex doll, guys.

This is a Nullo doll that can't even take a shit. It has nothing going on. I don't have a butthole. There is no reason for this doll to exist. What do you mean there's no reason? Show the butthole. We have a reason for it to exist now. But like, why would you even make it naked if it has nothing?

It has absolutely fucking nothing, man. It's for Bachelorette parties so they can bring these. They're supposed to have a big cock they could sit on. If it had a big cock that they could sit on, you wouldn't be allowed to bring it in public. That's not true. It would be an indecency law thing. At a bachelorette party, you're going to be at a strip club and you're not. No, no, on the way there.

You can, and you can get a microphone. This is like a cuddling. You can get a microphone, little Patrick. This is like, okay, he has a name now. This is like a cuddles only doll. Yeah, and he does not fit in a lot of clothes. You've tried to, you've tried dressing him up? Yeah, I did try dressing him up earlier, and I decided that it was funnier to keep him nude.

He wears, like, kids clothes probably. Yeah, it's kids clothes. I don't own any kids clothes, so. Uh-huh. So we need to go out. We need to go out. We need to gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh. Maybe that's what we do after this.

Okay, I'm down to ring up to the store and we get him some children's clothes. We can put him on our hip like a baby. Yeah. So he's starting school. I, so Noah was going to go and bring this thing for me and, but he was at work. And I had it blown up and Noah was going to walk around the city downtown. going to walk around with this under his arm like a like he was a father carrying his child yeah not a lot of shame no no no is not a shameful person it's very very crazy i mean you know because he's

irish protestant he'll do whatever do anything no catholic bone in his body no not not at all i mean see i i had it uh deflated and i carried it here and i was worried that uh somebody would walk by that door and see me blowing up a blow up doll well you have public you have public you are the people who you care the most about what like their opinion of you are strangers not anymore i don't you still do that i still you're still scared of doing public pranks which is interesting i had to shut i had to shut that off i've i've been working on shutting that off really yeah you're finally brave enough to bring a piece of paper into a business yes actually prove it well i i've we need to make a prank ass two that is just you one single clip of you walking in with a piece of

paper. Well, no, I had the, I had the realization one day that everything is actually fucking bullshit and nothing matters. You became an absurdist. I became an absurdist. Like T.J. Miller. Nialist exactly like T.J. Miller. I've been calling it bomb threats on the Amtrak train. And it just changed your perspective at all? It changed my whole complete's perspective. And you decided that what's more absurdly odd than having a blowup twin, me and my twin and them, but I, you can walk around with? I do. Okay. There. the shame that I did feel when I was blowing this up and thought that maybe like

somebody in the neighborhood like an old woman would look in and see me what it would look like me eating the ass of a blowup doll but you'd have to I think that there's a reasonable amount of there's a reasonable amount of shame it looks like you're eating the back of it's there is no asshole you you could walk out you if a woman walked by with Oh, I could walk up to the window and show that there's no butthole. Hey, Granny, great news. There's no asshole on this doll.

I wish there was. I would have paid extra, but there's nothing. There's no penis butt or butthole or ass and asshole. There's nothing. Nothing there. It's completely nullo. It doesn't even have fingers. And I was going to get rid of this hat, too.

It's actually, I got, I told you about this. I bought a lot of vintage Red Sox hats for $5 on eBay. really they were all dirty and smelled like an ashtray and you surprised you and uh well the lady said she cleaned them she promised that they were cleaned and uh i ended up dude i cleaned this one look at how clean this one is oh that's not a new one no this is one of those vintage ones uh-huh this used to have it used to be covered in grime nice man this one you didn't clean the one that went on little patrick no i cleaned them all that one looks really dirty though this one looks dirty.

Yep. It just looks old because it's all wrinkly. Actually, it was Brian Madison's. Oh, shit. It's a signature. Yeah.

Well, Patrick, tell me about how amazing it was to be a touring stand-up comedian. Oh, my goodness. What was this like? It's pretty much the same

as when we did the podcast. You're in the car for a long period of time. farting Yeah, farting up a storm I was I mean it's not like I haven't gone On tour before

For some people It's not like I haven't opened For people before Dude tell me man Tell me bro After these shows Were you getting so fucked up You couldn't fucking see straight

I was You're fucking hurting people I was getting so fucked up That I was So fucked up You just hurt people You know you're doing You just hurting

Just touching everybody what do you come here come here that's what you do when you open for adam no i was saying that's what you did when we went on tour i didn't i was saying did you do this again no i did not do that oh grace and april stopped you what i did not do this when we were on tour unless it was maybe to cameron or you or pierce so you did it then come here i would run up to pierce i would say come here and i would try to lift him come here i have a hundred thousand followers on Twitter. Come here!

I would lift Pierce up Havana Gila style. Is that what Havanaugh Gila means? No. That's just the song that plays when people I have a guy in my hands.

I'm lifting him up. He is above my head. Dude, we need to convert to Judaism. This is the most fun religion there is. Let me tell you. Yeah, you go on tour

with Adam. Now you're saying that. No. if anything, he convinced me of the opposite hanging out with his bum ass. But everybody else has convinced me that this is the most fun religion

in the entire nation. You can have a horn at church. Yeah. I used to try to bring a horn to church and they would put me into the nursery. The quiet room? Locked me in the nursery. Yeah. The quiet room was where... Me and a bunch of breastfeeding moms.

That's where I would go. Did you guys have a breastfeeding? room at your church? I barely went to church because I was too disruptive. I was not allowed. I had a breastfeeding room and I had to clean it. You had to clean the breastfeeding room?

Yeah, there was fucking disgusting stuff all over the floor is sticky. Yeah? Yeah. What were these girls doing in there? I guess. All these breastfeeding moms were squirting everywhere. Yeah, they wouldn't even have the babies

that just go in there, pull their tits out and squirt. Yeah. That's what they thought the room was. They thought there was going to be some old priests in there and they had to feed them. Did you ever do confession? No, I do, I mean,

I was barely if I was not allowed to do CCD. I wasn't allowed to do Sunday school. Oh, because you got banned. No, because my aunt was the teacher. Oh, yes. She thought I was annoying, yeah. But did you wish that you had confession when you were a kid? I did for a little bit.

I did for a little bit. I don't have a lot to confess. Come here! That's what you probably would have done in the confession booth. You would have punched a hole through that screen. He would have said... What are you talking about? Hello.

It's father. And you'd go, come here! You grab his neck, start tickling his ears like you do to people. I don't tickle people's ears. Come here, ears.

You pull them apart. Where is this coming from? You're really upset that I went on the news, huh? And you're trying to convince everyone that I'm a serial groper. Dude, you went on the news and you bombed. I didn't bomb on the news?

You bombed on the news, man. What was I supposed to do there? Fart. Grace had a bunch of coins in her mouth You got to one up that I was not supposed to one up it I was the opener I was the opening for them on the news man

I wasn't supposed to be there in the first place They didn't They kicked me off during the interview You are not opening for them on the news They weren't like come be on the news And be our opener and do nothing Just sit there I thought you were a host

I didn't even recognize you I thought you were one of the anchors You thought that I was one of the anchors I did for a moment You thought that I looked like Mark Clark and Lady T No Ladies, an interesting first name. Her name is Lady Tea, and she spills the tea, and she has a cup that has her initial

on it, and it's got rhinestones. What's her initial? Tea. Oh, snap. Lady Tea. She's on Bemore Lifestyle. See, but I just think that you could have gone on there. They were not asking me any questions at all.

You could have taken one of these prison jumpsuits, gotten on there and say, I have escaped. But instead you went on there and he said, I'm allergic to carrots. Come here, Lady Tea. I did not. Come here, Mark Clark. I did not try to grope Mark Clark and Lee. I didn't say grope. I said grab.

You're upset. You're upset. And I get it. You wanted to go on the news. It just makes me sad that that is our tele... Because listen, Rising Tide raises all boats, correct? So I'm thinking this is the first time any of my dog's been on TV. That's not true.

Who's the one of my own? Jack and Eric and Nate have all been on TV. Sarah is on TV all the time. but that's all that but this is all Sarah's the only one that counts because that's a network but the other ones I mean this is cable I don't care that's stupid yeah I'm talking you're talking shit about their appearance on the bear

dude fuck the bear I'm talking about real TV okay local news this is the first time one of my dogs I mean it's apparently very easy to get on local news then let's do it probably not New York yeah we could get we could I know the guy at Bmore Lifestyle now if we fucking do a show there we could get on Borm

We could get on Bemore Lifestyle. You think they'd have you back after you bombed? They would have... They'd get the email. They'd say, oh, what's he going to do? Fucking talk about carrots again? They were... They cut a lot of that interview because of stuff that...

Oh, really? So you're going to go on... Grace tried to get people to bring her ketamine. On the live news. That ain't going to work. That ain't going to work. She's already in a shirt that said ketamine. They really didn't want to...

us there after that. Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah. So you're going to send the email. You're going to say, hey, can I come on? The brief appearance that I had was like when Klaus Nomi was background singer for David Bowie. I don't know who either of those people are. But if you know, you know.

Okay. So that's when people see me on the B-More lifestyle thing. They're going to say, oh my God, that's Patrick. He's allergic to carrots. I'm thinking that in... And then in my documentary, when I die in two years is like... You know what you did, man? just a little footnote. You, I'm realizing right, you did, I like turtles.

I did, I like turtles. You did, I like turtles. And you're thinking I bombed. And you're thinking I bombed. No, you did bomb. What are you talking about? I like turtles. That's the most famous bomb ever.

He bombed. He did not bomb. They asked them about his costume. Are you going to say that the corn kid bombed? No, corn kid was different because they were asking about that corn. They were asking me about carrots. You bombed. They were asking me about veggies.

No. You basically said, I, I can't eat cow. it's you did that uh-huh that was you your carrot boy i'm carrot boy you are a carrot boy you are not uh you're supposed to be on there be a superstar man shit they just say something they didn't want me there then just talk some shit talks them talk with lady tea they did if they what's that lady tea i'm going to spill the tea right now i did i talked to lady tea before i said i love your mom when the cameras weren't on and then a lot of my stuff got cut well okay tell me what these bangers were that got cut. I think

I said that, I think he made a joke about Luther Vandros, and I think I said I heard that. You said heard that? You think that was I don't think I said heard that. I don't remember exactly what I said. It's kind of all a blur. I was only there for, dude. I was

only there for five minutes. I was on the news for five minutes. They asked me one question. What was I supposed to say? say fuck you say shit if i said fuck or shit it's not going in that segment would have been way shorter oh it wasn't live no yeah that's an issue because anything that you do that's so crazy exactly

do something funny fall off the chair to jump on the chair start jumping around have a pillow fight there any of this shit would work there you if you were in the situation that i was in you would have completely stood your ground like I did see that's a better idea stayed your ground start shooting the place up they're asking me bang bang bang bang bang bang they're asking me the only thing they asked me about

was carrots okay I gave them the most amazing audio snippet of their life of you saying I'm allergic to carrots I can't eat raw carrots

this was a bomb guys this was not a bomb This was a fucking bomb. It was not a bomb. And now you're bombing now. You're pulling out your phone. No, I'm sorry. It's Cameron.

He's so needy. He keeps texting us. About what? When can we have our next meeting? Oh, shut up. Maybe when you're in town, man. Yeah, maybe come the fuck home and stop traveling so much. These two pieces of shit have been just trekking around the world.

Me, I'm a homebody. What are you talking about? You were in D.C. like last weekend. Yeah. And did I miss an episode? Yeah. Nope. I thought you did.

Did not. you were going to did not miss one man because I'm a dedicated and I know what my job is and if they'd put me on local TV on local news well why don't you get Adam

I would have walked over to the web I would have walked over to the weather right push the weather guy out of the way and then I start pointing the thing well there's no there's no weatherman on Bmore lifestyle as far as I know yeah it looks like there's gonna be a giant

fucking huge purple cock coming right out of the northern system when you're on the news when you're on the news and they're trying to get you out of there as quick as possible, you're not going to say a lot of stuff. When your friend is dropping coins out of her mouth, they are trying to get you out of there as quick as possible. If I'm ever on the news, man, I'm going to be the star of the show.

I'm going to be, the news will make the news. We, okay. I promise, I promise you now, if I'm ever on the news, I will not say, I'm allergic to carrots. By the end of the year, we will try to get on. On the news. You and me and Cam all go on and they just ask us different questions. By the end of the year.

So the year starting... Well, the funny thing is all three of us are allergic to carrots. Can't eat them, especially raw. By the end of the year starting today. So... By the end of 2023. 2024. September... Oh, okay.

Within one year. Within one year, we will be on the local news. Okay, somewhere. Somewhere in the country. All right. We could go do... Man, what's the Wilmington? one look i was just happy to be along for the ride i'm very grateful for grace and april letting me

come on the news with them um i got to tell the world about my about i got to raise awareness for oral allergy syndrome but next time i'm on the news i'm not going to be so quiet so next time you promise you'll body it next time i'm on the news i'm gonna be we're all going to be dressed up like sunflowers and we're going to be saying that we're a musical group called the sunflowers and we're starting a musical group and we're all in big green costumes with yellow with the big heads yellow heads and our faces are painted don't say brown they aren't painted brown actually they're the center of our faces will be painted brown you really didn't fake this costume out very well outside of it will be painted yellow and it

We'll have a yellow face and a brown face at the same time. Okay, then I think we'll be the roses. Okay. That might be the worst possible costume. There's no way to make a sunflower work. There's actually no way to make a... I can't believe you pick sunflower. This is the one flower.

I was just thinking of the most beautiful flower I could think of. Sunflower is not the most beautiful flower. The most beautiful flowers have brown faces. Maybe we dress up like a cactus. Maybe that could work too. Maybe we're called the Prickly Pair. Yeah, that's not a cactus Yeah, well, it's, you know, it's the same vein

It's a fruit Well, it's because it's got pricklies Yeah I'm obsessed with durian And I want to eat a durian So badly and I've watched Maybe 15 videos We've talked about durians a lot

I know, but I'm back at I smell like poopie No, but I've heard Just go to Chinatown, man Go to China Town buy a durian They're like $150 They're not a hundred and they're insanely expensive You can get some durian ice cream around there

But I don't want the ice cream blood I want to the real fruit. You could find it. I want the whole hog. You could find like a half of durian or like a quarter. You can buy it frozen. But they said there was this video where a lady was like, if it's your first time

eating durian, I recommend to buy it frozen and you eat it. But you have to close every door, every window, and you can't leave your house for two days because even if you brush your teeth, the smell won't go away from your face. And I was like, okay, I'll eat that. Yeah. It sounds good to me. People said it's like garlic ice cream. Hmm

Doesn't that sound kind of good They could make that Anywhere though Garlic ice cream Yeah I don't really like fancy ice creams Like a miso ice cream I do like a fancy ice cream What kind of ice cream is like

You know what I had There's an ice cream place Around the corner Uh huh And they had a What are you squirming around for I don't know man This shirt's too small

Do I look like James Dean in this shirt You don't look like James Dean Not the one you're thinking of Which James Dean Are you thinking of The rapist I think he dressed like the real James Dean so they kind of looked the same

anyway I had a black sesame ice cream that's really good that's not what I meant to man yeah you don't like black sesame ice cream vanilla chocolate maybe some strawberry action going in there I don't like a fancy ice cream I like a black sesame I like a

what's the other thing that I tried that one time Don't tell me you just about to say macha or a green tea. No, not a green tea. I had, well, I mean, any kind of like a nutty flavor, a nutty, creamy flavor. Peanut, you don't need a... Sesame is a seedy flavor. When an ice cream is nutty and very... When an ice cream is nut and very creamy.

Are you trying to be doing a gay thing? Isn't, and it's very creamy. Don't do that voice because I'm doing a gay thing. You're talking about creamy, nutty. pause bro you can't pause yourself i'm getting into pause dude getting into pause on tour yeah i'm starting to say pause see even that would have worked on the news yeah yeah well because when the weatherman's doing what he's saying when they said you know do you eat carrots i say pause yeah pause i ain't never going in my mouth dog i carrots not touching my lips and they would

definitely cut that from yeah yeah that would definitely never see the light day. No shot. Yeah. But you could have gone to the sports desk. You're going you can't just get up and walk around. You know what I learned. You have legs and arms. You know what I learned about the news. What's that? Well, this station at least, this Fox affiliate in Baltimore

completely. Wow, big surprise. Patrick went on Fox News. Completely roboticly automated cameras. No cameramen that you know. Because they know, well, maybe they swapped it all out because they knew a comedian slash prankster was walking in well yeah by god a podcaster slash comedian they did not call me

slash internet personality is coming in they did not call me that they said podcast host patrick dorn wow and then later in the segment they used my senior photo as i saw that that was funny that was that was a non-bomb yeah that was a medium they can't all be singers man you can't get all the new you know can't sing every single time yeah you're not you're not gonna crush every single time you go up. But if you had done the, the next time we do it, we'll do it. It'll be live. We'll, you, you are so, you are so obsessed with this now. Get over it. Because you were on TV, man. Get over it. I want to be on TV. I'm already over it. I'm already over it. It's just a, it's just a footnote in my long, illustrious career of going on the news. It's not, it's just,

no, see, the first God is the deepest. Not true. Yep. Not a very, In my case, you... Maybe the second or third cut is probably the deepest. This news thing is going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Every single time they ask you to be on the news,

you'll go fuck, I'm going to fucking blackout start talking about carrots again. Well, I mean, that could be a good, funny thing that could be a pretty funny thing to do. You just talk about... See, that's the only option you have now is every time you do anything. Every single time I'm going to do.

Yeah, so I'm allergic to carrots. By the way, I can't, I can't eat carrots. Yeah. Just apropos of nothing. talking to me about just like what do you think there's Elon Musk announces a new

ban on personal videos Well I hope he bans carrots while he I hope he bans videos of people eating carrots because I'm going to get jealous because I can't eat the damn things And they'll go oh really can't eat carrots What's that it's actually Cook and raw carrots you can eat?

No I can eat raw but if I eat Or I can't eat raw but if I eat a cooked carrot it's completely fine Yeah they go Oh my God he did the carrot thing Let's walk I go. Carrot boy, back at it again. Paul Rudd with a mac and me type vibe.

That shit was funny. That shit was funny. I wish I had a clip prepared. I could have... Did I tell you my... You should show the clip of you eating. Going on the news. And then I say like, yeah, we actually

we have a clip of me not being able to eat carrots. And then it's a clip of Paul Rudd announcing the clip of... Oh. I was thinking you say, like, actually, we have a clip for my show tonight. Cut to you, Be More Lifestyle. Yeah, I actually can't eat carrots. Raw carrots. what the hell your phone's talking back you're supposed to talk into that they said you said i can't eat

carrots and they said i thought so that's that's messed up that's crazy they're always listening into us they are you're just going to start getting ads for carrots now i'm gonna get ads for fucking carrots that's that's scary dude that's not that bad that's pretty good actually i would love to do if i went on conan man i would have an amazingly funny bit like like paul rod's awesome mac and me thing yeah but he doesn't do he doesn't do the talk show anymore shit you're so right yeah he does Conan O'Brien needs a friend

what what a fall yeah this guy's the greatest the greatest late night talk show most that ain't true of all time letterman is better well letterman better tied no letterman's better no they're both below the real king of late night Jay Leno

I used to like Jay Leno yeah yeah I used to watch every late night show when I was a kid. Really? Yeah. I only watched Conan, Craig Ferguson, Letterman.

I read the late night wars when it came out. Oh, the movie? No, the 1,500 page fucking book about... Is that,

is that about the 08? It's about Conan versus Jay. I thought you were talking about Dave versus Jay and they had that HBO original movie. Well, it touches on that. Yeah.

But who they have, they had John Michael Higgins from Best in Show playing Dave Leverbliverlin. I haven't seen that. It's on HBO Max. It's an HBO original movie and it came out like a year or two after the whole late night wars thing. I don't think so it was it was like immediately after that shit.

This is not important enough to get a movie, man. No. No, no, no at all. But it is a very funny portrayal of Jay Leno as a skeevy son of a bitch. Do they, does he wear prosthetics? Does he do like the show? They make the guy, if you can pull this up, Jubio, you should see how they make. make these guys look.

Kathy Bates is in it. Kathy Bates plays Dave. What should he search up? Look up the Late Night Wars HBO movie or Dave Letterman HBO movie. And Kathy Bates is in it. And Kathy Bates plays Dave's manager. And I mean, she's. The late shift.

Yeah. Look at how they make this guy look. They, that's no. Go up. Go back up. It's right there. it's right there this is in 1996

this is 96 oh man look what they did to this fucker's chin wait they they kind of lampooned letterman's look as well

yeah I mean you know they're not very I mean letterman's a little bit distinctive he does have the gap

in his teeth but uh really nothing going on yeah they were like we have to put 110%

into the costumes here and uh would you do if If free form came back, and they came to you and they said, we want to do Patrick Night Live, would you do it? You probably.

I mean, I need a lot of money. But you got to talk about the news. I'd have a team of writers. Well, we got. And I'd have a little co-host like Guillermo. You wouldn't ask me to do it. I would have a big co-host, Guillermo type. Wait.

A Guillermo who's taller than me. We have a gear, Mo. Mm-hmm. We have Jubio. Jubio would be such a perfect sidekick on late night. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, man. I would ask him, like, what do you think about this?

He would just, he would tell me to shut up like he always does. Shut up. Yeah. That would be so fucking good. Yeah, that's a little bit funny. There's a pretty good impression. There we go. You have to admit, okay, you say shut up now.

No. See, he would say, no. I would ask him, what do you think, like, okay, let me just make up, like, a news story from, like, the future as a Rhonda Rousey bites off man's penis after too much steroid injections from being in the UFC again. She's back in the UFC. She's 50 years old. She's 50 years old back in the UFC taking a billion. She actually is the first woman to ever inject the 50 billion ccs of anabolic steroids into her butt, which made her go feral like a damn wolf. What is this new story about?

Ronda Rousey injected 50,000 Cs of antibodies. I use of anabolic steroids into her body, causing her to become kind of like a werewolf. And she ran over and just bit off

her personal trainer 's penis. You said personal trainer. Zepinus. It's a penis. And no, this didn't happen. wait i started saying you could have said anything you could have said no i think it's similar to another it's similar to another thing i was going off the dome and i think it was just saying

something too similar to something else so i have to restart it okay restart it okay uh bad news for louisiana hurricane katrina too okay has just struck and in the ensuing chaos looters started stealing cyber trucks from Tesla and Julio what do you have to think about what do you have to say about this that's crazy

wait wait fuck how do you use this where is the maybe you can play the I'll find it I'll find it okay

let me think of another news story yeah that I can lampoon okay let me have a imagine another new story from the future a new story from the future that i will and i'll be you're going to be older voice so i'll be older and i have salt and pepper hair i look like oh my god you have you have your own tequila line line of tequila i've gotten i've become like uh silver patrick yeah silver like you know you know like when jimmy camel lost the weight yeah and everyone was like oh my god this will be you oh my god look at how good he looks now yeah um

But here's me, and I'm thinking there's a news story in the future. Ex-CEO, Elon Musk, has tragically passed away after exploding in a, maybe it's a jet ski accident or something. You can't say maybe if you're telling the news. Yeah, I'm just trying to think of stories of the future. It doesn't have to be a funny news story. It could be a tragic one Yeah, it could be the biggest Yeah

Okay A child has died today In the middle of the Midwest In the middle of the Midwest In the country A new type of tornado Has evolved And

A million residents Have died Because of this new type of tornado That has Jubio, what are you Oh, no, you're supposed to cheer after Jubio chimes in. Oh, wait, okay. Wait, really?

Well, you're supposed to be my co- or your sidekick. What did that happen? Yeah, there's a new type of tornado that has arms and legs and picks up people and puts it in its... And it killed, okay, and it killed one million people. Jubio's reaction. What? Oops.

okay now do a monologue joke okay uh scientists report that the COVID-19 pandemic was all made up after a lab reports show that um that and the lab reports show that it was just a way to get it was just a way for them to get uh less work done it was all right the audience didn't like that so much okay okay okay okay well i got to have a team of writers okay okay okay okay okay i'm actually allergic to carrots oh wait oh wait wait okay um um well i got it i got it i got my i have my monologue joke okay uh a new study shows that the consumption of raw carrots is actually shown to increase the size of male penises. That's too bad for me because I can't eat raw carrots. I'm actually allergic to them. Yeah, they love that.

That's kind of your catchphrase at this point. You're a couple years into the show. Scientists show, science studies show that raw carrots actually. have been proven to increase eyesight, but an unexpected side. I can't be carrots. I'm a legit to carrots. They like

Jubio more. I'm going to be all. Yeah, Jubio is kind of the. Wait, you, okay, turn my voice off. Jubio, why don't you, how about you do the monologue then? And then we'll see the dynamic with me being the sidekick. And then it's free form presents Jubio Live. No.

Jubio TV, Jubio Night Live. J.M.L. Just say, just say what he said about liking raw carrots or not being able to eat them. Scientists actually find out that raw carrots increase your penis ice. In Jubia, you know that's too bad for me

because I'm actually allergic to raw carrots. Can't eat the things. It's not doing well for me. That's too bad. I'm sorry.

I mean, that's because it's kind of a bummer. You know, like, he's saying it and people think, well, that's funny. He's not actually allergic. That's a funny thing to say. Well, that's like when Howie Mandel talks about being like a germaphobe. You think people like that? I hate that shit.

I think it's interesting. When he goes like, oh, yeah, I can't shake people's hands. I do a fist bump. Yeah. But if I'm ever on America's Got Talent or whichever one he's on, X Factor, and I do my comedy routine, you are going to shake my hand. Yeah. I'm going to grab your hand.

I'm going to duct it to me. put the monologue voice back on. Tragedy strikes the set of America's Got Talent as a walking tornado picks up Howie Mandel throws

Howie Mandel into the top of the tornado spout and he's now covered in tornado germs. Say it put him in the germ factory. It brought him and dumped him in the germ factory. He actually now the show is going to be called Howie's got germs.

Howie's got germs. Because he was picked up by a human tornado and thrown in his spout. What is this a human tornado idea? This is not... Okay, you think that in a couple of years. You think that I say this is a climate change thing.

I say this now, right? We wait like 10 years. In 10 years, scientists create a walking human tornado. Why would scientists be creating tornadoes? Evil scientists. all right you convince me yeah let's do the list yeah well actually the I'm saying that because of a dream that I had

oh that's actually good because of a dream that I had last night we're getting into dream interpretation okay real quick Patrick are you are you a dreamer I'm a dreamer I'm somebody that actually I log a lot of my dreams I wake up and I do log my dreams yeah any interest in sharing who is the

whose slide is first it's going to be mine yeah Okay, so, yeah, actually, here are some of my dreams that I've had. First one, I think we all know. I've talked about it every which way. Yeah. I've talked about this dream. It's not clicking.

Son of a bitch. Right, give you one second. I love the production value of this show. Stop looking. Don't be sarcastic. What am I? What am I waiting? You're getting a carrot.

I'm not getting a carrot. I'm not getting a carrot, bud. Don't you dare try to make me eat a carrot. Do I do more monologue stuff until we get this text? Yeah, do one more monologue. A walking, talking human tornado has... This is, okay. Wait, hold on.

This is not a premise for a fucking monologue joke. What do you mean? They talked about the killer, the COVID killer bees. Remember that? A walking, talking human tornado. No monologue joke should ever start with a walking, talking human. A walking talking human tornado has

arrived in the small town of Poughkeepsie, New York residents of Poughkeepsie State. The big tornado is actually a nuisance and we want him out of our fucking town

and we want him dead. Has that a joke? There's no, I can't even think right now. I'm so confused about if we're doing the list. I can't even tell the production or anything. You're obsessed with the production. I'm obsessed with...

You know what I'm obsessed with right now is this human tornado? Is this working now or no? No. Are you just going to click through for me? Give me a second. This is good radio. This is really good radio.

Well, it would be good if you could come up with one thing besides the fucking human tornado. Try that again. Okay. All right. Dozens mourn today as actress Selena Gomez was found dead in her Los Angeles home. Oh, my God.

Many are speculating that the cause of death was a walking, talking, human tornado. That walked all the way from Poughkeepsie and all the way to L.A. Wait, say this story again. millions of people mourned today as actress Selena Gomez was I'm saying everybody that's just kidding a bonner because he said Selena Gomez

found dead in her Los Angeles No you can go for it I can go for it now Okay Yeah the Chris Griffin dream A real dream I had where I saw Chris Griffin at the mall I talk about it a lot.

It turned into a viral video, and Joe Chil said it has adult swim vibes. It was a little bit adult swim vibes because of the absurdity of the premise. The absurdity of the premise and the property, which is a Turner property. True. Which adult swim has the right school.

Does the reruns, yeah, of course. So I looked into this dream, which I believe what this means is two things. I had to, well, it was a dream about a famous person, Chris Griffin. this could mean that he is my role model if you dream about a famous person that you admire it could indicate that you see them as a role model

or that you are seeking guidance and inspiration from them and I was inspired to do this video so it actually... That doesn't surprise me, I guess, that Chris Griffin would be like a role model for you. Yeah. Well, I have my own evil monkey problems of my own... You have and you pattern a lot of your life

after Chris Griffin, I would say. But here's the other thing. Here's the other thing. That's it was funny, man. That was funny. Here's the other part of this. Yeah. Celebrity culture.

If you dream about a famous person that you do not know personally, it could indicate that you were struggling with the pressure or of celebrity culture or that you are feeling overwhelmed with the media's obsession with fame and success. So this is you coping with your status as one of the biggest celebs in the universe. I guess. This is after, you know, I'm going to have my own free form. If right now is any... Patrick Night Live goes.

If Patrick Night Live happens, I'm going to be stressed out about celebrity culture. I'm also going to be stressed out about walking, talking, human tornadoes that exist in the future. Have you ever dreamed about a walking, talking, human tornado? No, but I have dreamed about three nights ago I had a dream that I befriended an old Italian long island mechanic guy. Is this true? This is true? All of these are true, yes? These are all true.

They are all written down in my notes app. I woke up in the morning and I told my girlfriend, I said I had the most amazing dream. it was playing that queen song, Ooh, you're making me live. I was hearing that in my head while we were having marble races in his fort and everything. And at the end of the dream,

I tried to hug him and he said, don't hug me. That's gay. Wow. So. You have a very lively dream world life. Yeah. Well, so.

Have you ever done lucid dreaming? Maybe that's what it was. Maybe in my brain I was creating all of this. If you had a dream, if you woke up in your dream and I realized you were fucking Mike Stagnolietto and you could do whatever you want

and I've a friend to this guy you would just hang out with a guy in Long Island yeah I guess that really doesn't surprise me I guess

and he told me hugging another man is gay I shouldn't hug him different dream plots about an old man number one the number one thing the most common types

of old man dreams is about the most common types of old man dreams is about an old man as an authority figure providing guidance in almost all cases it's smart to follow this old man's advice he told me to try to not hug him because that would be gay i have to stop hugging all of my male friends you're not a big hugger i don't think are you i think i am and i think that's

what was being told to me in my dream is that you've ever hugged me i think i have i don't think so man well i'm definitely not going to do right now do right now no i i the dream world told me know. He got denied by the dream world. That was denied by the dream world. I cannot hug anyone. I cannot hug any male friends. Yeah, you can hug female friends. If you only hug female friends.

Yeah, that'll be a good one. This is another dream that I've talked about a lot on this show. There's a dream that my older brother had called the poop dream. I remember this. I've talked every which way about it but for the people who don't know. It's a reoccurring nightmare that

my older brother has had since he was five, a doctor comes into a room where my brother is strapped onto an operating table and the doctor cuts his butt off and poop goes everywhere. Which is not for all the medical students who listen to this. Not going to happen if you cut off someone's butt. That's not how it wears.

The butt does not, it's not a damn that holds poop all day long. It's part of, it's basically just a cushion. It has almost nothing to do with poop. Buts do basically nothing. It's the butt hole that you have to worry about. You really need to worry about this thing. The butt hole is

more important than the butt. By a mile. It's basically the butt is the butthole shell. Yeah. And think of a butt like a peanut. Yeah, exactly. Well, sure. Or a turtle.

Yeah, any animal. Any animal with a shell. Yeah, a turtle is actually a really, yeah. A turtle is not a shell. It's basically the same exact as a butt. The same exact thing is a butt. So I looked into this dream because, I mean, he's probably never looked into it. He's just told me about it a lot.

And good news for him, wealth is about to surprise him. Wealth is about to dream experts associate many poop dreams with money and prosperity, which is a good omen. You may not be looking for gains in a business venture or a job promotion, but the universe is about to reward your best efforts with surprising good fortune. And that's good. He does a lot of scratchers and sports betting. So this is amazing news for him. This is amazing. Every single time that he has this poop dream, money.

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, gets cash. I had a dream that a doctor cut my ass. Yeah, there we go. And so this got me interested in other poop dreams. This is a dream from Reddit that I'll read for you right now. Why do I keep having these gross dreams? I want to start this off by saying I have no poop obsessions. My relationship with poop is normal.

face palm emoji for girl face palm emoji Friday night I had a dream that I ate poop in my dream it was gross but not as gross as eating poop would usually be after I ate it

I realized I had to be somewhere to meet people and didn't have a toothbrush and had poop in my teeth as a result I was picking tiny bits of poop out of my teeth and just flicking them everywhere

in my head I was thinking damn I'm making a mess I'm gonna regret this when I need to clean it up, but I kept doing it. It was really bizarre. TLDR, I keep having poop dreams, and it's bothering me. The answer that I found for this, which this image is so crazy.

This is the image that you found. This was from the website that I was consulting to find the answers. For people listening, this is a picture of kind of a nebula with a plate clip art. A fork and a knife and a spoon, an entire table setting overlaid on top of it. galaxy and the no poop

seen anywhere the title says why do we dream of eating poop why do we well experts believe that dreaming of

poop is a sign of something more spiritual they believe that the dream is a signal from our subconscious mind urging us to pay

attention to our innermost feelings dreams can be a way for us to explore our deepest desires and learn more

about ourselves conclusion if you dream about eating poop you want to eat poop like it's a it's a subconscious desire

it's like dreaming about somebody and then you're like oh I want to marry that person or you dream about like a big steak you want to go eat a big steak I have that dream pretty often yeah me too this next thing here oh yeah this is another poop

eating dream that I found all of these are no there's a good chunk of them I only have one poop thing what does a dream of an alligator eating your dog poop mean last night I dreamed that there were three small alligators under my bed

and all three of them came out facing me. One of the alligators started eating my dog poop. My dog and I was on the bed. Nobody answered this sadly. No, this question does not have any answers yet. No, this is on Ciora. There is no answers for this. And I was wondering maybe you could shine some light under this,

why this person would dream that three small alligators would come out from under their bed and eat their dog poop. This feels like a, I mean, this feels like, what's the last book of the body? Bible. Revelations? Feels like a revelations dream. The dream given to Paul or John or whoever about the, oh my God, and then one day this happens to them. Yeah, this is like the serpent coming out of the water. Yeah. This is like a, I think this is allegorical. Uh-huh. I think what this person should do is stay away completely from Louisiana. Yeah, well, that's the thing. The thing that sucks so much about dreams. Florida. Is you might have this dream, an alligator ate my dog poop, and you might think

this is about the fall of the Roman Empire. Yeah. This is what this is going to be. Okay, I know the future. But then, yeah, one day it just fucking happens. Yeah. One day, you wake up, the alligators come out of your bed. They start eating your dogs poop. And you're sitting there.

You're calling animal control. Uh-huh. And you're saying, guys, I thought that this was an allegory. It turns out I was seeing the future. It's an alligator. Yeah, exactly. It's an alligator-collar dream. Yep.

And you have allegations that you're alleging that these alligators ate a dog's shit. Which, by the way. Which is not illegal. It's not illegal, but the thing that's, like, weirding me out a little bit, why you got dog poop on your floor constantly that it's just laying around and you're worried that alligators are going to get it? Buddy, you should be worried about your dog getting it and your dog eating its own poop. It means they have a low fiber.

They like eating, the other day, Phil ate an entire one of his shits before he... And he looked your face before you came in. Not true. He looked your face to wake you up. He drank water. It cleared out. All right. All right.

This next one, no answers. I was hoping you could answer this one. Have you ever dreamed about this boy in your back garden with animals pooping on him and he's eating it in your house is in a dry place? I haven't. Let me ask you this question again. Okay. Have you ever dreamed about this boy in your backyard garden with animals pooping on him and he's eating it and your house is in a dry place.

So what is in a dry place, like a desert? I mean, all these... Yeah, there's a lot going on here, I would say. I've really never had any kind of dreams like this. This is a... He's never had a dream about this boy in your back garden with animals pooping on him and he's eating it and your house is in a dry place? I mean, you'd have to specify the animals, man.

Like, yeah, this is not... Maybe it's all the animals of the forest. This is not... Yeah, I mean, all the animals of the ark. This is not ringing a bell for me. No. No. I've never really had my house in a dry place. No, I can't say I've had that dream either.

So, yeah, I guess there's no answer for this one. I don't think you'll ever get an answer. These are some other dreams, no poop at all. Okay, good. This is by Stephen 14. Back when I was 11 years old, I had a dream about me being in my mother's room, and she told me there was a mentally retarded psychotic man, same mentality as Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw with hydrocephalus,

was going to kill my stuffed animals and that I needed to save them before it was too late, referring to them as real life people or creatures. What was so creepy about the whole dream was that over all the suspense of almost going into my room where the hydrocephalus psycho is and my toys were at, as I almost walked into the room,

I heard singing sheep. As I almost entered through the doorway, the dream ended right there. There was almost like a weird connection in the dream as if the psychotic mentally challenged man with hydrocephalus was my brother and the stuffed animals was my children.

It was very chilling and surreal of a dream of eccentric messages that didn't quite tell me, but I learned on my own in a very low-key and vague way. This is from Stephen, and this was, I think... Oh, he's a new dreamer. 12 years ago, he asked this, which he was 14, 12 years ago. From my research on when I consulted the dreams, all the other dream experts, what they said is that, Stephen, you are wasting your time, your emotions are turbulent, you know

something bad is about to happen, and you tend to hurt others. your dream is a reflection of your own desires and I hope you got to help you so desperately need Stephen. I realize this is 12 years ago we don't know what happened at Stephen 14 He could be the most prolific murderer in the world He could be the smiley face killer Holy shit

Who fucking knows man He could have hydrocephalus and be deranged Hydrocephalus I would say I wouldn't be that scared Of anybody with hydrocephalus My cousins got it Doesn't it? Do you just have water in your head? You just get your head's a little big

Do they take the water out? Yeah you got to get like a shunt yeah see that's not I'm not scared of anybody with a shunt yeah uh there's next one uh does it mean anything that I'm straight and had a gay dream I think this is the last one I had uh the two I consulted two people this is a Qura question the why do you call it Qora Quora Quora Quora Quora is how I say it uh there's two things that there's two answers to this possibly um you need some attention you have dreams of being gay because you lack attention and affection from the people around you.

You are feeling lonely because of circumstances in your life. That's one side of the coin. So they're saying that you're gay for attention. You're gay for attention. That's one side of the coin. The other side of the coin, trouble is coming. Oh, no. If you suddenly had a dream of being gay or you had a lesbian dreams at night, it might mean that a problem is coming your way.

So there's two sides. I was looking at this there's two possible answers but thankfully this one was answered by Big Jay Oh nice This one was

Thankfully answered by Big Jay O'Kerson From the Legion of Skanks podcast and he said It's just a stupid dream I dream all kind of crazy shit like barbecuing with a duck and getting robbed by a cat

It's just a dream relax If you're straight You know you love woman so it should be clear that the dream is just a bunch of bullshit. And I just want to look at his profile picture here, him with a gorilla grip on a can of monster energy. This has to be the real Big J. It says he knows Italian.

This is him. This is the real Big J. O'Kerson. Yeah. Well, that's all my stuff. Okay. Go over to Dreams, Caleb. Dream, Caleb. I'd love to see that collab.

Do you think I'm a dream boat? I think you look like Dreams Mask. Okay, moving on. R slash dream analysis. This comes from Hufusufa. I need help with this sexual dream. So, I have a friend who I used to go to boarding school with. I've seen him three times since I left,

and his mom is always over welcoming. She's very attractive with the body of a goddess. Last night, I kept having dreams that she was coming on to me blatantly. For example, in the dream, she put her boobs in my face, sit on lap, et cetera. What does all this mean? I doubt that it means that she wants to sleep with me. So what is it? Feedback greatly appreciated.

I included this because I think this guy's definitely just asked, he's just hoping somebody responds with like, this means she wants you. Dude, she wants that D, bro. She jumped into your dream to put her boobs in your face. She's dreaming about you and she's dreaming about putting her boobs in your face.

That's what this means. Dream about someone telling me to buy beer. This is from Adderall, 5150. That's an amazing user name. That is so fucking good. Good. Had a dream earlier today about my dad telling me to buy a certain type of beer this weekend. Can't remember the name of it. And he told me that the beer can would be worth a lot of money very soon. What does this mean? I think that's pretty cut and dry what that means.

It means he wants to beat. Your dad wants to go bring your dad a beer. Your dad wants a fucking beer. This is not that complicated, Adderall 5150. Yeah. This is just the name. Dreaming of killing snakes. Then snakes becoming tiny and developing fishheads, parentheses. I'm pregnant. Okay. That. I can tell you this. one. I've consulted a lot of dream experts recently online. This means either, I mean, same as like your baby will die. Your baby is going to die. You have a dangerous. Or your baby is going to grow up and become gay. Oh shit. Uh-huh. Wait, why? Because snakes, phallic. Oh, true. Fishheads are

I think a little bit gay. What's gay about a fish head? Eyes on the side of the head. gay side eye gay side eye exactly okay um world of warcraft dream whoa from gx viper 98 this means sound crazy

but hear me out i was playing this game world of warcraft when I decided to join a group for a raid on a dungeon the leader was jk. Simmons wow the jk Simmons

people were telling me about his very strict rules about his raids where people were actually dying in real life. I remember his game name was Dr. Rain. Think of his character in the movie Whiplash, but a hundred times more insane. Anyway, we start the raid and everything goes off without a hitch.

I mean, we were tearing through this place at record speed. We reached one of the bosses that was known to be pretty tough. The doc, that's what he calls him, the doc, made sure if anyone screw up, they would pay the consequences. We start the battle, and it was going well. Then one of our key players starts to lag behind. he was given a warning but it continues so doc banishes him from the game never to play again i don't remember much after that what could this mean it says i think they fell asleep while they were writing what the fuck could this mean well okay the first part about this we already um said i mean we already we already touched upon that with the chris griffin dream oh so this could mean he sees j k simmons as an idol yeah sees jk simmons as an idol or gx viper is um really really really like upset or concerned with celebrity culture and like there maybe g x viper is a secret celebrity

that we don't know what could g this could be this could be um g first initial first name that's come into my head george lopez this could be g g l because he replete latin x george lopez viper 98 born in 98 or he's 98 years old or yeah one of the two could be 98 he could be born on double day. He could be born on double day. There's leap day and there's double day. Scary. Yeah. High school, a femboy, and nonstop coming. Dave, four eagles. I had this dream where I was back in high school. I graduated a long time ago. My father was teaching mechanics to students. I asked to take his class. He said no. I was then walking in the school hallway. All my friends and family, along with some of my old teachers were there, but none would let me in class till I got a GF. I found this cute

Asian Femboy slash twink. We kissed and then he bent down and blew me. After he got done blowing me, I couldn't stop coming. No matter how hard I tried. I was gushing like mad. I was coming hard. He even put my cock in his ass. He said it would be okay till we got to the nurse.

He seemed to really like me shooting myself into his ass. He even said it was nice. Once I removed my cock, it was still shooting. Any idea what this means? What could this mean, man? possibly mean. I don't know. I really don't know what this could mean. You know what I'll say? If I had this dream, this is what I would say. That probably means nothing. Yeah. Yeah. I probably doesn't

mean anything. If I had this dream, I would wake up and then I would just say like, oh, Jesus. I wouldn't even write this one down. I wouldn't even journal this one because it's so unimportant. It's so this one means nothing, man. It means absolutely. Don't ever think about this one again. No, no, no, no. It's that fucking simple. There's nothing going on in your brain. No. Your brain is completely fine. There's no question. to be answered here. This means nothing. This is basically, it's like you had a dream about like going to the store. Yeah, this is, that's, it's completely, it's nothing. Sometimes, sometimes dreams are just dreams, man. Don't worry about it too much, Dave. The pink pickle milkshake, a 30-something male

dressed as little bo-peep with curly brown locks drinks a pink pickle milkshake and a pastel pink milkshake parlor. He stands in it alone in the middle of the room. A Chinese friend from growing up is two generations younger again. In real life, an older version lived in Hollywood in the milkshake MTV video singer's boyfriend's house. Again, celebrity. She has a small bar apartment with bar tables. She uses the bar tables as a bed for her baby and guests.

This is again, again, celebrity MTV superstar. The pink milkshake, though, I am wondering what that could mean. Yeah, I didn't see much about a pink pickle milkshake when it comes to the truth. Pickle. Even this person. A pink pickle. A pink pickle milkshake. Let's dissect that.

Pink pickle. This is phallic. It's very phallic. But it's also feminine. It's pink, the divine feminine. It's phallic, the divine masculine. Yeah. This is a confluence of man and women.

This means that you need to get married. Yes. And the milkshake is the, so it's pink pickle milkshake. Milkshake is, you know. Kellis. The, you know, the pink pickle. pickle phallis produces milk sperm and you shake the balls to make it come into the pink creating a baby your two generations younger again Asian friend Chinese friend Chinese friend

MTV what does the MTV logo look like a house you are going to have a long prosperous future yes and you are going to bear a child you will have a Chinese baby yep you will have a completely Chinese baby with your pink milkshake wife. You're welcome Dan Bernard's mind. Dana Bernard's mind. We're doing a lot more than this other guy who said a pink pickle milkshake never heard of it. We never heard of it. We never heard of it and we came up with a conclusion.

Not that big of a deal. And Little Bo Peep means that your Chinese friend will become a girl. My weirdest dream with a rapper. This is from Sasha 3. In my dream, I had sex with a rapper named Buster Rimes. He and I were love making. I had my pajamas on, but his entire body was silver, except his face. Busta would hold

me while kissing me on my neck when he morphed into a liquid busta would kiss me on my stomach i really loved him and the sex the dream ended when he told me that he loved me tickled and hugged me gave me a kiss on the forehead cheek neck and lips when he was a watery figure of himself and he morphed into a silver liquid and left this is what he looked like but didn't include a photo but this got a response and analysis okay sounds like you met an entity there are discussions on what they are. An atheist view is that it is compartments of our brain communicating with itself so that we experience ourselves meeting a different person. The dream state allows this split because it frees the mind to play with itself. People who are more spiritual believe it

is spirits. Souls who exist in an ethereal plane hanging out. These entities are quite normal. If you search vapor, vape, synth wave, and outrun art, they are quite prevalent. I think they meant vapor wave. They did. It is also a bit like the liquid terminator. I guess it is some kind of machine entity. However, it deals with poetry. These do exist. Poetry, raps, rhymes, Busta. Busta is one of the greatest poets of all time. These do exist. You can encounter them during

dreams and you will notice it whenever they do appear because they will give you a poem. My personal opinion is that you have been visited by a black spore print on tinfoil who became liquid culture. What's a black sport? I don't know, but it's not a good thing to call Buster Rhymes. No, it's not a very kind thing to say about Buster Rhymes.

It's a very rude thing to call Buster Rimes, man. That's one of the best ever. A Garik McFly And then the last one, dream meaning of poop It might be intriguing to see yourself pooping in your dreams But it does happen Discover with me the dream meaning of pooping in a toilet Or pooping on the floor within other feces' dream interpretation

Did you click this YouTube video here? I have the link here We don't have to watch it. We can if Jubio can get it to work But it just has a really good title So I do kind of want to at least show the title. I do want to see what this title is. Let's see, I mean

it's a lady and her husband who do they do dream analysis on YouTube that's interesting yeah what is it's 30 seconds long this video no no this is an ad oh okay god damn ads yeah god damn it's time to get YouTube premium but this isn't

poop dreams dream meaning of pooping in toilet taking a crap on the floor okay wait because this could actually help the alligator person a lot because they're saying a dream about taking a crap on the floor right yeah their dog is taking a crap on the floor so maybe okay now that i'm

thinking of that that okay taking a crap on the floor your dog is taking a crap on the floor that is a different entity other than yourself right yeah so as like stated in like the busta rhymes thing so it's your your mind is playing with itself so you're playing with the idea your dog is pooping on the floor your dog is you that's a separate it's your own separate mind entity your brain is now you're you're saying your dog is an extension of yourself you want to poop on your floor and you want those the alligators the alligators come eat the poop off the floor the alligators are representative again of yourself look at this emoji they used the poop from the emoji movie pooping in good toilet seat wait play this really quick i just want to i want to hear a little bit of

I didn't watch the whole thing. If the toilet was in good condition, it wasn't broken or dirty, and you saw yourself pooping in this particular toilet, it means that you are doing your best to handle and manage tough circumstances that you are currently experiencing and that you are certainly progressing in all the areas of your life. Okay, and we can combine this with the... If the toilet was broken and you were pooping in it. This dream means that you need to get yourself situated and make better choice.

When you're stressing too much about a particular matter, this is the whole section is pooping on the floor. Okay. That is why it is best to let go of things that you cannot manage and work with the things that you can fix. Why does she seem like she just, okay, here we go. If you try to go potty on the toilet and it landed on the floor, it means that you need to have a better attitude towards life. Oh. But go, resentment, anger, guilt.

All these things blocks you from achieving your true purpose. Taking a dump in the bedroom. Bedroom. Taking a dump in your own room. This indicates that you are feeling guilt about something that you have done. And now you find yourself in a situation that it is hard to get out. Okay. So the dog,

when the dog is the extension of the self. Wait, let her finish. Let her finish. was diarrhea. This dream can predict severe bad health for the one that is dreaming about this. I'm a lot of dream consultant and thank you so much for watching. I invite you to please subscribe, like and check. We got our subscribe and like the chair. We have to subscribe and we have to ask her a question.

We have to ask her what this alligator poop dream means because I am, I'm freaking myself out trying to think of it. Because now it's like if the dog is the extension of the person's self and they are, the dog is pooping on the floor. I guess pooping on the floor. Juby is going to ask him. I have a dream where three small alligators come out from under the bed and they eat the dog poop.

Uh-huh. What could this possibly mean? They start eating the dog poop I have laying on the floor. Was there, they were also, their house was also in a dry place or is that the boy

getting pooped on by the animals? Okay. And then Jubia really quickly, what is that Spanish comment? What does that mean? Okay, the emoji That says What is the significance of

Having a bathroom With no poop? Is that what that says? Yeah, it's asking like, you go to the bathroom, but there's no poop That's the only Time of my life I've ever been able to

And say you will die It's Spanish You are going to die That's the only time in my life that I've ever been able to translate a Spanish sentence. All right. That's amazing. So if you guys have any dreams that we want us to analyze?

I think that we should definitely do this episode again with Cameron. Yeah. And we'd like to hear your dreams. So let us know. Anything that we need to tell people about. Go check of the Patreon. I'm going to weirdly be, I'm at some college in Pennsylvania tomorrow doing stand-up,

but I don't remember the name of the college. Oh, yeah. You're opening for our friend Neil or you guys are going to go-show together. No, I think I'm going to just do probably four minutes. Yeah, you're opening for Neil Linsky. Yeah, I don't remember what the name of the college is, but if you go to a college in Pennsylvania, there's like some percentage chance I'll be there tomorrow.

Maybe just look up Neil Linsky, Pennsylvania College address. Don't, here, wait, actually, no, I don't need. You should. Nobody's going to be. You should plug it. You should plug it. You should plug it. You don't know that.

There could be. I know that. I know that. I'm just doing it because he needs somebody to drive him. So I'll do it. All right. Bye, everybody. Bye, bye.

Welcome back to Fox 54, serving Los Angeles. We're here with comedian and podcaster Cameron Fedder. Cameron, how are you doing today? I'm supposed to answer. So I would do stuff like that. Yeah. I would probably watch a few hundred hours of Michael Sarah to train myself like an AI to learn his manners. You know what I, you just, the thing is about if you do the news,

if you do one of these news shows, I'm not saying yes, unless it's one of the episodes where they bring a monkey out. Yeah. Why has every local news channel gotten? Listen, listen, listen. Okay. Listen, listen.

Wow. That, first of all, that's why I should be on the news. Yeah. I'm going to make your clip go viral. I'm going to give you your D.D. Megaduu. What was the, the der Heppif? What was that other one? Where the lady had a stroke on the thing,

or she said she had some kind of brain episode. up on himself in an Xbox. In an Xbox? How small is this guy? Oh, video. Well, Xbox can render things of any size. That's a good point. But listen, put me, they're bringing, they're bringing these guys on the day news, right?

Bring the days on the guy news. Yeah. They've got, listen, they've got Patrick talking about how he's allergic to carrots. They're bringing on Girl God to talk about tanning, tanning hacks and all this, this daytime bullshit. Man, bring me on for the breaking. news. Yeah. Call me up. When there's a killer loose, I'll be there in 30 seconds. Not a problem, dude. I will, I will camp out outside of your news studio for weeks. Until something real, until some kind of

until something really bad happens. Get me in there. And then I show up and I go, I come in, I'm doing the bits. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm doing bits, man. Yeah, yeah. I'm acting Michael Serra. Hey, me, hey, hey, who am I? Hey, here's my present of that, that 15 year old kid who's walking down the highway at the wrong time. We're both on there and that way. Yeah, and this is the guy who comes, we're going to kill a kid. We're going to kill a 15-year-old kid.

And here's Beatwad. I'm my God. I'm a doubt that kid Bob. Oh, my God, those two comedians on the nerves are so funny.