Podcast About List - Ep. 258 - Real Nude Alien Sighted

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

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Amazing food food I ate for lunch, some potatoes, and some peas, I once, I once was hungry, but now I was hungry, but now I'm full. because I ate my meal. Welcome back to another episode of podcast about list. Yeah. I'm your host, Caleb. You had potatoes and peas for lunch? It's called the combination. Called beasties and...

Potatoes and peas. Potatoes and peas. It's a Jamaican dish called potatoes and peas. You're saying of rice and peas. That's a Jamaican dish. Rice and peas. Potatoes and peas is the Jamaican Irish dish. Which is the same thing.

Which could be... They have a lot of parallels in their culture, I've heard. Yes. They both live in Ireland. They both live on the island. When you went up, you got a county cork, they're just daggering their shit out of these old. Did you see a bunch of daggering in Ireland? Old Irish women.

Most everybody was playing steel drums. And daggering each other. Yeah. And that was... Shooting their butts with maximum velocity. Except it's illegal to play Rasta music. Really? there's a law against it you know there's a you can't play any music that has more than one instrument

and the voice counts as an instrument there is an interview with morrissey from the 80s where they asked him um if rubber ring was uh inspired by like dub songs or whatever and he said that is rubber ring a condom song rubber ring is like it's the there's like yeah i don't know it kind of sounds they're like oh it kind of sounds like a reggae song and he said no reggae is the most black supremacist music What is the thing with, I've never understood the Morrissey love. I don't give a fuck about his music at all. Yeah, well, I mean, I think that most of people who like Morrissey, just like that he's racist.

You weren't like 15 when you first heard like this. Back when you were racist when you're 15, you really, you really connect with the lyrics. Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't know how racist he was until like later. But he's also gay? Yeah. And he's sad too. He's a big queen.

I guess, I guess to be, I guess to be a singer who's racist and. and is always sad is better than being really happy about being racist. Yeah. Yeah, I'm being racist and being like, Morrissey, he's full of balance, I think,

in that regard. Morrissey's almost a cautionary tale to the racist. If you're racist, you could be a millionaire. But maybe you'll have to be a millionaire about frowning. Yes, you'll have to make songs about how many frowns. What does his sound like?

A million frowns, I think was the name of one of his songs. What was his band that he did? The Smiths. His name is Morrissey Smith. No, his name is Stephen Patrick Morrissey. Stephen Patrick? Uh-huh.

Irish. Irish-blood English Heart was another one of his songs that came out in 2004. What does that mean? Irish-blood English Heart. The song is about how he was born in Ireland, but he loves England so much. He loves England? Yeah, he's a weird character. This guy.

He does see, okay, now I understand the obsession with him. And he dresses in trench coats? Yep. Pretty much. But he also doesn't wear a shirt. He doesn't wear a shirt, and then he swings flowers around on stage. Did he used to be skinny and now he's fat? Or was he was always kind of fat and old?

He was very, very, very thin. You're the one for me, fatty. That's a good song. Oh, God. He has a really funny song. That's a really funny song. He's kind of Irish body. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, he looks kind of exactly like my father. Yeah. Those like really skinny arms and just the giant. No, my dad's, my dad's, he's, you know, my dad works out his arms and the giant torso. Pat, I'm going to be honest, this is where you're headed. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. This is a skate. A skater body. A skater body. Yeah. He's clearly a skater. I don't think he looks terrible.

He looks fucking, are you crazy? He just looks fat. Is he milking himself in this picture? Yeah, he's milking himself. For what? As a statement of, is he bleeding onto his hand? Or is that the shadow of his microphone? He is milking himself because he's so anti-milk and he's vegan.

And he's so anti-milk that he would rather have his own body be milked. He wants to be a cow. Yeah. That sounds like a pro-milk position. I want more milk. So you're saying he's jealous of the cows. He's jealous of the cows to be able to be having milk. Yes.

I do think it would feel pretty good to get milked. Yeah. Well, look what he's doing right there. I don't know. It depends on if you have milk ready to go or if your body doesn't have milk, it's probably going to feel like when you get blood drawn and you run out. Yeah. It's going to hurt pretty bad where your body's kind of grasping at straw saying,

I know that, oh, I know that milk needs to come out, but there's nothing ready. So you're saying it's like, oh, I'm dry. Yeah, it's like trying to force. I think that's what he's saying there. out of him. I think he's saying I'm dry and I'm sad because I'm dry. I don't have any milk to give you. This person this person on X

said they googled Y is Morrissey fat. And they came upon this horror. It's not that much of a horror. Not necessarily horror. Yeah. I don't love it. If this is a horror to you, you should check out A24 in Bloomhouse. You should maybe try on Ariastroflick. Yeah.

Because what's more horrific than your own family? Yeah. Your mom? We should What's scarier than your own mom? Every Ariashton movie is, what if your friends or your family had the ability to be odd to you? Or what if you went on vacay? Or what if you went on a fire-ass vacation? What if your vacation took a left turn?

Did you guys ever watch the... That's what that movie's about. You ever watch his directorial debut? His short... No, there's something about that family one. Yeah. Yeah, something's up with the Johnson's or whatever. Not that funny, man.

Listen, man, I just can't get into that kind of stuff. stuff. That's a movie about it. If that's your thing, if that's the way you swing, that's fine. You know, I'm not the kind of, I'm not going to come into your house and tell you what to do, but

that type of thing, it's just typically not for me. It just doesn't do it for me. Except in the rarest of cases. That's a movie keeping up. It's not keeping up with the Johnson. There's something about the Johnson. It's a movie about a child molesting his own dad.

Yeah. It's kind of a reverse movie. Yeah, it's kind of a fish-at-water story. Yeah. It's kind of the ultimate fish-out-of-water story. An unlikely hero. Listen, buddy. What's so confusing to be about that movie?

Why go for your dad? Yeah. Dude, mom. You got a perfect... It really... It really doesn't make a lot of sense, man. That's not right. Well, that's what's so terrifying about it.

Yeah, is that this kid is so weird. Wait till you have kids. Yeah. You're in a rush. Trying to get all the molesting done. Come on, man. Wait until you got a nephew, man. This is about a somebody who is...

I mean, he's a mold breaker. Yeah. You know? Youngest to do it. Not only is he trying to molest his parents, but he picks the weirdest one. He picks the weirdest. And his dad is a weird guy in the movie, which is a standard character for R.

That would make you weird, too, I think. If your dad was weird? If your son was straight up getting up in your stuff. Yeah, well, he acts weird as hell in that movie. I'd probably be the family man and I'd handle it. How many times have we talked about this movie on the show? I don't know if we ever have. Yeah.

It's a bit risque and we don't typically cover that. No, I mean, as soon as the video started getting bluer, I think our material has as well. Oh, God. I like the blue video I do like the blue video but do you think we could tone it down with the blue material? Do you think it?

Oh. You're the one who, no, you didn't. But you're the one who called it blue. But you're the one who was talking about blueness. Yeah. Blue, we can go blue-ish,

but I don't think we can go. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to dive head first. You want to go straight blue? I like it. Every once in a while. You want to become completely blue? Are you mad?

Are you mad, Cameron? We do something really disgusting. and I think that's good. It weeds out the people on their toes. Weeds out the weak. We don't like something about us is a little, how do I say? A little offensive to Normies.

Yeah. We haven't done a big disguster in a while, though. Stinky shit. We haven't, you know, touched upon eating poop. Well, I guess, yeah, you know, that I think about it,

it's not so gross to molest your dad. It's just wrong. You don't think it's a little, I mean, it depends on dad, I guess. It depends on the situation of how you do it, but it's not that gross. I mean, it's just, it's maybe morally repugnant, but, you know, it's just sex. Well, it doesn't say anything about this in the Bible. But if your dad is really very... I'm positive of a son molested their dad in the Bible. Yeah. It's not upon them. I'm absolutely positive. The Old Testament. That is

an Old Testament story and the moral is supposed to be like, don't molest your dad. Treat your parents with respect. Listen to your parents. Clean your room and listen to your parents. I think there was a boy. There was a boy named Zachariah. Zachariah, the most disobedient boy. In all of Jerusalem.

In all of Jerusalem. His father, Jod, would tell him to clean the, to clean the, to sweep the part of the house. It's so dusty, but all I had was sand floors back then. The whole thing's dust. And he's making his kid sweep, so he's. to get back in the day. He molest them.

This is not. This is an Old Testament story. This isn't right. This isn't right. If that was in the Old Testament story, they would have done a veggie tales about it with the Asperius son and dad. And I could honestly see a shot for shot recreation

of there's something wrong about the Johnson's. They would do it. They would do like kind of do the Bible for kids thing. And they would make the entire story about the son was tickling his dad too much. Yeah. That was like, stop. You're making me laugh. Yeah.

I'm laughing all over the place. Now, normally, a dad tickles the son. Yeah. But here, the son is getting tickles on the dad. Tickle monster. He's getting points on the tickle board. And he has no interest in, is that part of that movie where the son molest the dad? And the dad's like, oh, my God, this is awful.

My son's gay. Is that in that movie? I don't think so. Yeah, it shouldn't be. You know what, son? I'm kicking you out. Yep. You better find your own apartment because

If you're going to be touched me like that, you're going to need a job. Okay. That's right. You're going to pay rent. You're going to be paying rent, buddy. You want to do that stuff. You moved to New York where all the other sons are molesting their dad.

Dad molesters. Yeah. I'm sending my son to San Francisco. Oh, this movie. Why did he make this movie? Don't we have to talk about it all the time and think about it. He made the movie to be weird. You probably just wanted everyone to have deep conversations.

But how do you, if you're, if you were, I mean, I, I, I don't know about you guys, but I can tell you how, I can't count how many times I've been, you know, in those classic plastic chairs, sitting around the fire pit, out of the cabin with my friends. So you guys ever molested your dad? Yeah, and everyone. Deep thoughts. Smoking to weed. Smoking weed and then like talking to your, talking to your friends. Did you ever fight your dad? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually kind of a weird relationship with my dad right now. Yeah. Yeah. After I graduated. I just started molested. I just got really sad after I graduated and left the house.

But why would you make your... It's not right, man. Why would you make your first movie so disgustingly weird? Was that one of his ones he made when he was in college? I think that was just like... Yeah, he's like AFI project or something. Man, you can't make a movie like that until you are a dad. That's right.

Why would you make a movie? that movie as a dad. You make that movie as a son. It's an admission of guilt. Exactly. You make that movie as a dad, it's a cry for attention or help. This is why only a girl should have been able to make this movie. That's true. That is kind of a completely divorced from the home. The problem is, honestly, though, you know what the problem is? If a girl had made that movie, it would have been erotic, steamy, and sexual. It would have been the purpose of it would have been to titillate. The firefighter. Firefighter son and they literally, girls get off on you like that. Girls get off on the idea of a firefighter

just tying their shoe for them. I did recently find out that girls like guys kissing videos. Yeah, they like gay guys against each other or with each other. Girls like videos of guys fighting. They like videos of like guys on like 6th Street in Austin. Just beating the shit out of each other. Yeah, the Morgan Wallen concert fights. Oh, yeah.

People fighting in the stands at Phillies games. Yeah, that kid at the Dallas Stars game, who said the N-word and then got the shit kicked out of them. Yeah. They watch that stuff and they start gilling off like crazy. They watch. They're sitting on the washing machine watching the watching that video, that guy getting shot with paintball pellets.

Speaking of gilling off, Cameron, pray tell. What was the funny? What was the funny pornography video title that you saw? And can we find it? I don't want to find it. Okay. He's still afraid. Nerd versus thug.

there was no victory you said i didn't watch it there well in a situation like that i think i would hope that the nerd wins well i would hope that the nerd was a girl who was a girl and then there was a nerd and there was a thug and we're boys so she probably she so i think it was like who does she was probably looking a nerd and a thug she probably picked the thug but the nerd should have won yeah i mean yeah well the thug well the nerd would win the war by the way the nerd would win the war but this battle between the nerd and the thug well but it was a i mean it was probably he could have outsmarted the thug with his nerdly ways but the thug knows about the art of shiatsu massage oh that was that would actually work and that's actually half of the video is uh he's also got

the thug giving a massage but the nerd has spider man esk reflexes though exactly and maybe probably And he got webs of nut. Uh-huh. Maybe the nerd had a bigger member. Yeah. It's always the nerds, man. The nerds got. It's always an unsuspecting nerd with a large member.

The unsuspecting nerd with the large. Uh-huh. That was another video title. Do you guys have a large member? Do you guys have big members or small members? I don't even know what my member did. Honestly, I haven't seen it in the scale of like... You said it's a scale?

In the scale of like... Like, average. Mine is a rainbow fish scale. Small to like large. I'm probably, I say my member. Average to small to large. That's your scale. The scale of members across the world. Uh-huh.

I think that mine's nothing to write home about. Okay. So you think that maybe there are something that people are writing home about. I think that there are some. Dear mother and father. I've had the most exquisite experience. Our member I saw this evening was absolutely Godzilla. Oh, well.

Europe is treating me quite well, Mother. Martha, our daughter has seen one of the most Godzilla members of the States. I've met the most unsuspecting nerd. With the largest member. His name is Benjamin Franklin, she's saying. Since having only coupled with thugs in my tenure as a lover. In my tenure as a lover.

I've found myself accustomed to the small I'm now dabbling with the nerds. of the male member. Dinky. Dinky. A dinky member, I've saw. A miniscule member. My word.

Our daughter has moved on from dinky members. She's moved on. She's moved on completely from dinky members. Do we're people back in the day. She throws the window up and she leans out all the people walk around the street holding it blows up.

I've seen the nerd with the largest member. I can't hold it in any. longer. I've been with a nerd. Did people back in the day, before they had phones to shoot each other disgusting, lewd images. Well, there were people who could draw real fast. But not drawing even, where people just writing like, hello, the war continues, my penis is as big as a bullet. And I wish that I could magnetize it to your mouth.

They were taking daguerreotypes where you have to sit still for the phone. for like three minutes straight or else it blurs. So they're jacking off in front of the camera and then they get the picture printed out and it looks like they're the flash their hands blurred up and down on their thing. They're sitting completely still and the blurious, yeah.

Which is why Japan does that just thing. What is that about, man? Why do they still do that? I think it's a law over there that more people have to be cartooned to be in a movie. You can see, well, do they... I think we're thinking of different laws.

No, when they blur the bodies... They blur out all the junk. Yeah. And the cartoon? Well, if you can show it in a cartoon. Can you show a cartoon? Buddy, I've seen cartoons where they show it all. I think cartoons.

You guys wouldn't believe. The thing about cartoons in Japan is cartoons over there are for adults. Uh-huh. It doesn't make a lot of sense. No. I've seen this one cartoon over there that was this kid and he's trying to collect all these Pokemon. Why can't I see their things in Japan?

Jubeo just searched. 20 things can't be seen anywhere but in Japan. Well, that's why. They have stuff that you can see in Japan. Pringles is a noodle brand. Pringles is a noodle brand? Pringles is not a noodle brand. Stupid Google.

Wait, what is considered disrespectful in Japan? Let's read. Pointing in public. Oh, wait, I just, you're pointing. Well, we're not in public. Yeah, we're in private. Oh, I guess you're right. Yeah.

But at what line does, What point is the line between public and private blur in a podcast? Yeah, that's a really good point. We are technically outside. Do you guys think that we would fare well or intensely poorly in Eastern nations? Eastern, which ones? Far East? Yeah, I mean, I think, okay, here's my rundown.

I think I would do really well in China. I think I'd do pretty well in Japan. China knows how to party. Not should I do so well in Korea. Korea, I Korea and Japan They're a little buttoned up I could do North Korea

South Korea I'm not so sure about China would definitely be my most my best performance Yeah I think I do think you would be an

amazing citizen I'd be really good They would think Japan I mean I do think I think I'm kind of quiet and demure that I could adjust

A public life in Japan and not And you see this A guy like this He has an outside voice And that's not looked So kindly upon in Japan No

Me I'm more of I'm Well it depends Hey Hey hello Yeah, but also, but the main problem about Japan is I can't speak Japanese. The most that I've seen of Japan. It's a big barrier.

Most I've seen of Japan is from Jackass 1. That's the most you've seen of Japan. I've not seen a lot of, I've seen maybe a few videos here and there, but the most I've seen of like people going out in public. You never seen Lost in Translation? No, I've really, I haven't seen that. I've seen Jackass 1. Really, great movie.

Going off of what they did in that, if I go there and I start shooting bottle rockets out of my ass and doing wasabi snooters and like running around in a panda suit. I think that I could fare well if that's what you can do. Did you guys see that video, that video on X.com of the guy who's from Australia or something and he goes to Japan and you know in Japan they have, they have subway cars that are women only. Yeah. And he goes, he's like, he's selfie filming and he's like, they've got a car that's women

only what? And he goes into the, he walks into the car and he's just videoing all the women and they're all like staring at it, just like staring at him. And he's like, well, yeah, it looks like it's all women. He just walks around it for like 30 seconds and they're all just like staring him down and then he just slates leaves. That is awesome.

It's really funny. I've seen a video of a dude, these two Twitch like IRL streamers. Oh, I saw that this week too. Got in there, they got their jaw slid and their phones broke. They got knocked out. They got knocked the fuck out. But the best part about that video is as soon as the

second guy gets punched, he's filming the other guy who's already on the ground. He gets a donation. He gets a text of speech. But the sound, like, he gets clocked. And then as soon as he's like on the ground, you hear the Mario coin. It's so good. And then the text of speech is somebody who just paid $5 to write Hiroshima Nagasaki over

and over and over again. So the guy's like knocked out on the ground. And it's like, Hiroshima Nagasaki. Oh, my God. Nagasaki. It's crazy. It's crazy. Definitely.

If I was over there. I would not be IRL streaming. You would have... That's all I would do. I think that you would definitely be knocked out if you were in a public place

in Japan. Yeah. Why? Wait, no, you're the meekest one in public. What are we talking about? You and me are the crazies.

No, no, no, no, no. He's nothing. No, because he's nothing. But he's, he's meek when there, when he's playing a prank. But if you're hanging out and you're having a good time,

you're going to be skateboarding around. You can't skateboard during... Actually, I do know this. You can't skateboard every single skateboard clip in Japan, not every single but a good chunk of them. If you try to street skate, they're very, very... They only let you do on a hoverboards.

They don't want you to... Yeah, you basically, you get five stars, the cops, you get your board taken away, stuff like that. Every single street clip is filmed at, like, nighttime. The one thing about Japan, their culture that is pretty interesting is I guess it's very customary over there, that

normally it's frowned upon when you break the laws of Japan. Really? Yeah, where here... You're not so much supposed to do illegal things that break the law. It's more than just a recommendation there. It's part of their culture. Yeah. It's a cultural difference where you can actually go,

you can actually go to prison for breaking laws. Really? Yeah. Yeah. What kind of backwards country is this? Good manners are usually smiled upon. Yes. What the hell?

We're here. The mild manner are actually some of the lowest people in our society. Yeah. Like us. Yeah. Beaten down. Yeah, we're downtrodden. Burn to a crisp.

We're completely down trying. Do they have jails in Japan? No. Do they have food in Japan? They do, but they don't eat that much of it. Huh. And it's considered respectful to enjoy your food. Yeah, and you don't really house it.

You're supposed to show your respect. Is it respectful to burp in Japan? I think it's very disrespectful. I saw a video. I always remember hearing in elementary school, you know, and I don't know if I remember with Japan or China. or what, you're supposed to burp after you eat because it feels respect.

You're thinking of Shrek. Yeah, that's Shrek. Never, Never Land. That was one of those. But you know, you know when you hear one of those facts about an Asian country when you're in elementary school. You don't know if it's true or not. You know, speaking of food and customs,

there's a, in Germany, it's apparently very disrespectful to get a to go box because you couldn't finish your food. Is that true? Yeah. That's what my German teacher told me in high school is that if you like ask for a to go box, they'll give it to you, but it's like, fucking them. Americans.

It's not how they would say it. They can't eat their food? No, like, if you don't... If you don't eat giant portions of, like, sausage and pretzels. Not that much, though. I mean, if you go to the restaurant and you over eat, or I guess, are you like... Over order? Over order.

That's considered very rude. Because you come from a country where you get a burger with four stacks on it. Exactly. Stuff patties and fillings. But it's also rude to tip. Why is it rude to tip in Europe? I don't, I think it's, I think it's not, free money. I think that maybe it is rude, but they'll figure it out that they tell you when you're a tourist in Europe, what they say to you is they're like, now it's not, it's not customary to tip here, but if you want to, you can.

That's every place they're like, oh, but if you want to leave them a little extra money. I don't understand how that could be possibly, how could that possibly be construed as rude that I'm giving you extra money. Yeah. Yeah. How fucking stupid are these Europeans that they think that. that's wrong. Every single European country. They also, if when you do leave them a tip,

or in Ireland, if we left people a tip, would you do it a few times? I mean, I think you're supposed to tip a bartender maybe. I can't remember. But when we left people tip, they're like, oh my God, thank you. It's like, chill. I hate that shit.

I hate that shit. Yeah. Blow. Blow! You got danger close to my face. I can't see with these sunglasses. You got real, real close. These sunglasses are fly.

I felt like, I felt a whiff of your finger. think these are fly you got a whip on my finger he has aren't his finger pit smell you got you need finger deodorant yeah you got to get my body's been smelling really badly yeah what's going on because he's jacking off to nerd versus thug i didn't jack off to nerd versus thug no he said earlier he's sweating too much so he couldn't do it like it was too funny yeah you don't want to that's why that that that ad that always comes up on porn that's like this is not a dating website you need to fuck ugly old granny you need a fucking yeah if you reject someone's What are the lyrics?

You will have to fuck ugly grannies. If you reject someone sexually, you will be banned from the website. Huh. It's a really good ad. But if that comes up... I'm not familiar with it. I thought you were joking. No, it's real.

And I talked to three people about it last night who all said they had seen it too. Wow. And somebody actually had a screen recording of it on their phone when I brought it up. And I was like, yep, that's the one, man. That is a funny fucking ad. And let me tell you what, these grannies, not that so many grannies are hot. These grannies are especially ugly. They have freckles.

No, liver spots, you mean? Liver spots. Old liver spots. I can't wait to have liver spots. Yeah. You'll look good with some spots. I'm going to get some good-ass liver spots, I know, for sure. He's got freckles.

He's got normal freckles. I think I heard somebody say he has liver spots one time. Are people still mad at him just because he's dating his daughter? Oh, my God. Something's up with the Freemans. Yeah. In the reverse way. Well, actually, we don't know.

Yeah. don't know who started it yeah but Morgan's finishing it I'll tell you that much is it is it like a Sun Yi thing I think it's it was his stepdaughter but not not adopted daughter okay um speaking of Sun Yi on Friday I went to this this party with my friend there's like this like this event thing it's like 3 a.m it's like a bunch of fucking it's some like stupid exclusive like fucking stupid exclusive like VIP

fucking bullshit it was at this like club thing where they have a pool in the middle of the room like a little like bathtub and we convinced this dude that Woody Allen was there at like two in the morning and

I thought this story is funny I thought this is really funny You convinced him We convinced him that Woody Allen was there with Sunyi And that he was sitting by the crape station It was a crepe station They had a crepe station And it was

Three in the morning This guy went over and looked And then came back and was like He's not there And we were like Oh yeah no I think him and Sunyi were really tired that's got to be they're tired

maybe one of the most incredible things I've ever heard in my life it was really funny I think you just should have seen the guy we told well were you were you under the influence of alcohol I was actually under the influence of

alcohol drugs so you had a little bit you were a bit slap happy I was a little bit slap happy I think that maybe I regret telling this story now because everyone is going to make fun of me well now it just said you basically just the punch line was not all there I'm going to be honest with

you. So it really is just the story about you being a socialite is what you've been in. Yes, I was at an annoying thing for fashion week because of my friend. Oh, it's for fashion model. I think your fashion's week. Yes. I think fascism's weak and it's going to lose to us. Yeah, a strong socialist. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. I can save, I can save that by saying that there was something actually funny that happened before this, which I showed you the video. Oh, wait. Yes, this actually does save it. Okay, so before we went there, we went to this other bar because our friend was DJing and we were outside having a cheeky cigarette and a little boy at, this was at midnight, a little boy ran up to me and my friend Rupert and screamed at us. Then held out a box of candy and went, catchap! And we were Rupert's from Australia.

Yeah, he's not going to fuck it. And he can't use any of that. What did you buy? We didn't have any cash. We were going to pay him, but we didn't. Somebody else gave him $20 to scare every single person that walked by. So all these people were leaving this club. And this little boy is hiding in like the outdoor seating of a restaurant that's directly next door.

just running up and grabbing people and going see I watched the video that you show because you took a video of him doing it to somebody and I realized that's my biggest nightmare because I think my instant reaction I would use him before I even realize it's a kid I'm swinging

there was somebody I didn't record the other this person but somebody went up to like he jumped out at the guy that's so funny yeah wait just hold the sound up just listen to his scream when he startles him.

He did this to somebody and the guy went, Ted, fuck you! And start, that's what I would do. Yeah. See, that was the only,

that was the funny story. That kid is poor, guys. That kid needs that money badly. It's so funny, it's so funny to take the $20 and be like, I guess I have. to do this all night now. He was just run away. He was happy to do it. He was happy to do it.

And also, I guess he has a shield. You can say, no, that guy paid me to do it. Yeah, that too. But also I noticed he, the, as soon as he, like, scared me and Rupert and showed the thing, he had two pieces of candy left. He was doing good that night. He cleaned up. He only had two pieces. How do you know he didn't start with two pieces? How do you know he didn't eat the candy and he, that's why he was scared people. He had a sugar rush. That's a good ass point. I have a bit of a sugar rush right now because I ate pineapple and had an electro lit. Yeah, that's a good. I have a little bit of a sugar rush off of my coffee from this morning.

That is a different kind of rush. That's a black drink rush. It's a sugar rush. I did, I woke up very early because my cat woke me up. He bit me to feed him and I stayed up and I had both a Celsius or no, a prime and a couple squirts of pizzazz. I saw you spraying your drugs. You squirted pizzazz. Yeah, that is so...

You know, I've been tempted sometimes when you're not here and I'm at the office and I see the pizzazz thing. Oh, that's out completely. I was squirting the remnants of it because I knew that I needed to be on top of my game today. And, you know, and I was. I told this amazing story about a funny joke that I told. You know what you need to do with your stories, man?

I need to go to a story-telling class. Let me, let me, let me, this is the version of the story you should have told. Okay. So we're at this party. fashion week. It was hella dope. You are me and my friends. You sound way cooler and more exclusive.

We were beatboxing and B-boying in the corner. Sounds fire. And this guy, this chump pulls up. This chud pulls up and it's like, is there anyone cool at the party? And I'm like,

I, Patrick, I'm like, yo, fam, it ain't like that. But there is one cat over there by the punch. his name's Woody Allen maybe you heard of him oh and he's here with Sun Yi you sound so fucking sick this guy goes over he

sachets over to the punch bowl this person would have been a satchez and he was there and he was fucking Sun Ye on the table damn wow see that's how you tell a story see the problem is and then later I just don't know how to tell stories I was lying well you just got to

into you get whenever you tell stories like this I get too into the detail You add too many details that make it sound really annoying. Yeah. Of like, well, I was at this exclusive party at 3 a.m. at fashion week. I said that. As soon as I said that, I was like, who the fuck am I to say that? Why did I say that?

Yeah, you are not, you are nothing. I was at a more exclusive party that night. I literally, as soon as the words left my mouth, I was like, if I, I should kill myself. You know what party I was a part of that night? You're not beyond saving. I don't think I'm beyond saving, but. Beyonce? It could get there. You think you could get to the point where you can't be saved?

I think so. I think it could get there. Where it's just over. There's nothing I can do. There's nothing I can do. Every single one of the fans of the show turns on me and you two secretly resent me and don't tell me. I have dreams about this. I already resent you so much for going to exclusive parties. Can I tell my joke about my exclusive party? I have dreams about this. I'll say this and then you can tell me about that. I have dreams about this because before I, before I go to bed, I watch all of the like everyone, like you guys

turning on me and like everyone hating me a lot. I've true nightmares about this because I, but when I, before I go to bed, I will watch the too lazy to try Burt Kreischer expletting. And I'm like, what if I end up like that? What if I

end up like that? What if like every single person hates my guts? Well, that's 10 years down the line. Yeah. No, no. You got a while. Once once I write my machine, bro, it's Once you figure out your machine. Patrick, I love you and I appreciate you. And I like the fact that you are unapologetically you.

I've had so many nightmares about that because it's, it's boiling in my brain. Like, I'm going to be Burt. Dude, maybe you're going to be the machine. Maybe you're just becoming too cool for me and Cameron. I think so. I think one day. Wait, you think you're becoming too cool. Let me tell my thing now.

Yeah, I was part of an exclusive party that night. you know who was there? Four people. Me, a rogue, a cleric, and a wizard. Boulders game three all night. Holy shit, that is exclusive as fuck. But it's also kind of nerdy. Yeah.

Maybe a little too. You're kind of like geek chic though. Say yeat chic? You're kind of like geek chic though. Oh, geek chic. Yeah. That guy's making some bad music. You think Yeat makes bad music?

That's Chubio's favorite artist. That's Juvio's actual favorite. Defend yourself. Jubey has a 50-year-old guy for Mexico. He only listens to TikTok sounds. Jubia, do you like Alex, do, no, you do listen to that shit.

His favorite song is, I'm feeling lonely, and I wish I had a lover who could hold me. He listens that. That's his alarm clock. That's why he's in such a jolly mood every morning. You know what song that... He listens to this song,

oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no. I do. So the Plex has your music on it, and I'll accidentally, I'll go down, I'll go to watch a film. Maybe, you know, the other night I watched Network. Nice.

And, but I clicked on the music and I saw that all of the stuff on there was like Yeat and Joey and Cemetery and stuff like that. And Jubio, you're pushing 50. You can't be listening to his little kid. I don't have any cemetery or Joey in that shit. You're completely lying. Yeah, we're lying. Jubio, you were born in 1970. You were born during the Eisenhower administration.

You can't be listening to the Kid LaRoy. That is a wrong, it's wrong. Okay. It's so funny if we just never talked about it, but like, you'd be, it's like, like, really fucking old. Yeah. Maybe he fakes his birth certificate like minute bowl. Maybe. It's possible.

We're possible. Guys, we have been talking about exclusivity and different parties. and what is more exclusive? What is more exclusive? Than what? Then getting abducted by an alien. I need to learn my choices of words better. Play the sound.

Getting abducted by an alien from another world. What? I think we kind of abandoned the secret alien costumes thing. What are you talking about? Or the identity protection thing. My identity is fucking protected.

I'm going to put my hat left. That's why Cameron's It's been so on one this whole episode We're about to spit truth Guys I'm not gonna I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna split

Forks with you We could get killed For doing this episode 100% Yeah this is a lot of private info Let me disguise your voice real quick Please please Please

Fuck it So imagine this You are in your bed Late at night You're falling asleep So they're counting your sheep. You're at 99 out of 100. This is normally where you would fall asleep.

Right, as you say, 100. Who should come in me? It should burst through your closet door. He was there the whole time. Your suspicions from childhood were correct. There was an alien in your closet. He uses a beam of green to put you in a machine where he looks at your teen thing.

Your teen-aged? Yeah, you're a teenager. And he looks at your teen thing. The alien is looking at your teen thing. He looks at your teen thing. teeny teen thing is it teen are you saying it's teeny or it's teenage he looks at your tween thing i'm a tween you're back to being a tween and you've been abducted by an alien and they are looking into your stink and your thing is his green guys it's an alien episode here's some things i found i

just looked at it was honestly we were talking about it was surprisingly hard to find uh yeah it was actually really really hard to find good alien stuff and alien sightings is none of the people are, none of the stuff is funny. Nobody ever posts any funny ones. And when you do look this stuff up, if you look up what I was looking up about Arcturians, right? Obama, a famous Arcturian shape shifter. Um, you have to click the CAPTCHA thing on Google. And you don't know how to do that. No, you can't read CAPTCHA. I have to had, I was waiting for you guys to come into the office because I was sitting. Yeah, I'm sitting there. I'm like, what's a fire hydrant? That's tough. Well, it's also tough because you don't know, is the little corner still a fire hydrant.

Stories of aliens killing people, which I've never heard this before, but I clicked it because the guy's name is, Am I Crazy or Not? Have you heard of any stories of aliens killing people? And this guy says, no, I think, or he's, some Dr. Wu said, I know of only one instance in South America or Central America, but can't recall the country. Apparently the man had been partially stripped of skin. I don't recall why they thought it was alien connected. Regarding Beckley, he is someone they were talking about, he's known for, sensationalizing UFO tails, blah, blah, blah.

This guy says, no, I think I remember that one. Some guy in South America saw a UFO and went to get a closer look, then got hit with a beam of light, and his skin started falling off, and he died. I remember that, too. This was the biggest news story ever. Yeah. And this... That was Dr. Wu.

The last reply on this thread is this guy say, my own experiences is that the reptilian slash lizard humanoids I'm dealing with seems to eat my clones when the need for them are of. up after a soul abduction is completed that happened in march july august and september this year they probably did that in june two but i don't know because i slash my soul cut the contact with the clone on my own and probably in early stage of the abduction i'm still a little baffled how i could do that though so long they don't eat me my main body so i'm fine i guess that's dixol who's curious yeah oh yeah he's got clones he's saying that so this guy has clones all

all over the world that have been being abducted by reptilian slash lizard humanoids. But his main body is fine.

He's baffled how he's doing this. I guess that's a good explanation on why nobody's like, well, why is there

so many of this guys because they eat the clones. True. My journey to find out who or what I am by Mark Antony.

Wow, rings a bell. Maybe it's the real Mark. Jalo's ex-husband. Hello. I had the craziest year of my life

and found out I'm the biggest secret in the world. First thing first I was born a piecees in 1969 that makes me a earth rooster fish The creator

Both of my grandfathers Are special men Joseph John Yeah of course My special big guys My grandfather's or pieces of shit Joseph John Rochefort He ran the magic program

For the U.S. Navy That broke the Japanese codes in WW2 His nickname was Merlin And he remembers everything he see and heard and the greatest puzzle solver in history. Whoa. Elf, he looks like an elf as my father and me when I was younger, super skinny head with large sticking out ears.

Ray Bruce, that comes from a long line of cunning folks that is famous for miracle healing. The rumor is that makes him an angel alien. My mother and father both didn't get sick and can heal miracle fast, light and dark angel. Whoa, wait. Get sick for what? Rodney Bruce.

Who'd at? Oh my God. The leader of the Illuminati. The leader of the Illuminati. Who we contacted the master. I've been talking to him since that, actually. Oh, yeah. I've been... Once he's done with this, can you pull up some of those texts?

Yeah. I'll give you a quick update once he's done with this. Okay. I've been making... Whoops. I've been making life from day one paragenesis way, or like Zeus does. I just look at you and you have a baby in a couple weeks. I don't die. I don't remember my dreams.

But when woken up in a dream, I'm lost for about 30 to 60 minutes, because I don't know where I am or what is real. The dream I was pulled out of felt real. I knew about my miracle healing because it runs in my family. I just found out I was being used by the reptiles to make them babies and that they've been blocking my memory and controlling me. This Halloween at a bar party, a drunk reptile, told me what I was doing in their bar. I'm an angel and they hate me, but respect me.

30 minutes later, I heard crazy screaming coming from the girl's bathroom. A woman who kissed me started to lay eggs. before that they was staying close to me and feeding off my life energy but all of a sudden they distanced themselves from me and I heard whispers saying he is an archangel he's an archangel he's an archangel after that the Lord Reptile at Capo Beach Church

told me I was God he only told me because I healed him of COVID in less than a week the reptile aliens are in charge of cavalry chapel church, saddleback church and mariners and they are brainwashing the church going humans and taking over their bodies during the baptism You have to assume, yeah.

Christianity is reptile religion. Facts. Kind of cool, kind of like kind of some hitchins shit. That's pretty cool. It looks like the Freemasons are in charge of the reptile souls to make sure they are not lost

and put into a new human body. LDS Church, that happens if a male at 18 decided to become an elder. His human life ends when they put the snake into them. Whoa. It looks like, I'm the 26,000 end of the era

cycle creator of aliens, animals, and humans. birds and fish go sex crazy around me that's my favorite my favorite line of this birds and fish go sex crazy around me as well as younger aliens it looks like there is a new alien in play

big eyes owls they fight with their minds and they don't like it when I look straight into their eyes and I can't touch my mind I'm told my alien race is a shapeshifter but looks like a very tall roadrunner

rooster god the creator alien I look different to different people God or the best looking male or female you like my race conquer time and space I think I'm the first born father of humans and younger alien races I need help to understand all of this because they see me but I don't see them most of them don't know

I'm the first ancient born aliens they just see me as an angel as humans do rooster god the creator alien sounds like that sounds like one of those like tertiary Wutang clan members it's like oh yeah that's that's rooster god the air

The creator alien, he was like... And that sounds like a ghost face line. Birds and fish, ghost sex, crazy. It's like that Wu-Tang affiliated guy that, like, chopped off his dick and jumped off a building or whatever. Oh, I forgot that guy. I don't remember his name.

Is that what he did? I don't remember what he did. Did he... Was he hung by his balls off of a six-story building? Was he did... I don't think that's true. Did they smash his balls with a spiked bat? I think his balls got cut off in a way or something.

Did they heat up a... Or some shit. No, they didn't do anything. I heard it went. It probably went if that happened, but it didn't. Did they lay his nuts on a dresser? This was kind of the only interesting thing I found. So then I just do what you do when you want to find some cool stuff.

And you just go to India forums, which has just got all of, it's just a forum in India where you can talk about TV, movies, and digital. And this is. Digital. Yeah. Which I didn't really delve into the digital. They did have a one day we will. that a bunch of sections but the main sections

was called the entertain cave where you can talk about movies and TV that's pretty cool it's a good name too but they have a paranormal section alien abductions do you believe watch I believe in aliens this is monar but not sure if they abduct I prefer to imagine them more human

rather than any creepy looking sloppy creature which is a pretty scary idea creepy looking sloppy creature a sloppy scary slobbery creature is not what you want to see when you open up a UFO alien ship. Aliens could find humans

too barbaric with an overfondess for wars. Pink says ET was the best alien. Weld? Alien. Yeah, a little Brian Jordan Alvarez type of way of talking. This welt, this alien is seriously going to T.J. Mack, guys.

Last I heard. Yeah. And, wait, is that the end? Yep, that's the end of mine, guys. Wow. it's nice thank you thank you so much pat you want to go next

sure all right well this one this is um well guess what I couldn't find much but I saw an alien last night Cameron and Caleb told me to write about an alien that I saw

I gave you a book report they gave me a book report so I said guys there's no nobody's ever said anything funny about aliens on the internet no well then you could be the first well this is an alien that I saw last night I was asleep in my bed

usually sleep on my back but this night I slept on my side because I was using my phone and when I look up I saw the strangest thing I think I've ever seen you want to click play on that you put a video in okay so describe this video it's a one-eyed green

alien that I saw this shit I saw this in my bedroom last night what the fuck this is terrifying Yeah. Ew. Oh, this is a sloppy, a sloppy alien. That is a creepy looking sloppy green alien.

Yeah. Oh, God. And then I found this video. It's another video? Yeah. Oh, this is the same video, man. No. What the hell is this?

Video called what? I want to have sex with an alien. Is that you? How long? We're in the same shirt as you. Go on. How long is this video? That's

Scorpionna. Today, today I'm going to be talking about wanting to have sex with an alien. Okay. I've been wanting to have sex an alien for a long time. I bet you they have some wet and juicy.

Pussy If any alien Can you turn it up a little bit Jubio on the video? Please Come to where I live and kidnap me

and let's have sex in your spaceship I would love that You don't get to hide your identity for this, you need to show who's doing this But I heard an alien, their pussy is always dredged wet.

That thing is soaked. So I want the wettest pussy ever. Comic book guy. An alien pussy Yeah Anyway I want an alien To come

Take me To your spaceship And Do things to me That you have never Done before I think you get the gist of it You know

He wants an alien It's a guy wearing a real tree jacket And he's got He's got a lot of other videos Where he wears a Jason Voorhe's mask A Bioshock creepy doll type mask.

And he's saying that aliens have the wettest pussies in the world or in the universe, I guess. Yeah, the galaxy, maybe. I'm going to say, I really whiffed the slideshow portion, but I think I made up for it by finding this video with 77 views. Yeah, I think

I'll be watching a lot of this guy. I think I'll be watching a lot of scorpions videos. Scorpions, good name. Alien name. Maybe he's an alien with a face like that. I think that he's an alien. Face like that he could be. True. I don't think that's his real face, though, Cameron. It looks like his real face to me.

I mean, it's hard to see what these. It kind of looks like a cherub. Shades. But, all right. We go to the next. Let's get Cameron's thing. Here, and let's get this guy off the screen and not, yeah. We don't want to hear about an alien's pussy anymore.

Well, clearly you did because you wanted everyone to hear about it. You made us watch that. I was trying to find stuff about, I was trying to find a forum of, like, people who were into, like, AviPas. and stuff and like exophilics I was trying to find an exophilics form exophilic that's a good word or exophilia right so exophilic is like when a mosquito or it's like a most like someone was a mosquito it's like an exophilic is like an organism that lives off of like human like eating like blood like a parasite that I I looked up exophilics for him because I thought that

would be like exophile exophiles I should have looked up exophiles file. I guess, yeah. Damn it. Maybe I would have found something, but I was looking for, like, people not doing, like, reviews for ovipositors and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, sitting on it.

But all I can find, all I could find for ovipositor stuff was, what is a fish forums where people are saying that. Yeah. Oh, snap. Where they're saying they're fish accidentally prolapsed. Oh, she's. Their fish prolapsed? Yeah, I found a bunch of fish prolapsed stuff.

Fuck, man. Yeah. This is the worst thing ever, man. We're getting nasty on this app. This one's really on another level, but I'm going to bring it back to the wholesome stuff. I love wholesome-ass means. So this is a website I found called

Taken by the Gray's Abductions, close encounters of the fourth kind. This is a guy who's just written about all of his experiences with aliens. He's seen a lot of spaceships, mostly spaceships more than aliens throughout his... But he's seen some grays, alien grays, throughout his life. And he just kind of writes about them on his blog. So most of them are very...

very fine. There was a technical accident. Well, I think that they're trying to shut us down. They literally tried to shut us down. But we'll be stopped. If we can get some static added to splice those two together, I think that would be appropriate. I think, and I think that they will add static over the entire episode so it's on here.

Probably. Yes. This shit is definitely getting demunketitized. Yes. So here's what this guy saw. Here's one of this guy's sightings of a UFO taken by the grays. Taken by the grays. Okay, will you refocus the window? Take it by the grays. Take them by the grays.

Take them by the grace. Okay, thank you. All right. Backward. Okay. Sorry. Backward C-shaped object. It was August 27th, 2005 at around 7.30 p.m. The sky was clear and there was still much light.

We had just entered Manitoba after making a delivery for a friend into Ontario. So we were coming back with a semi-tractor empty and heading west. It was then that I noticed a backwards white sea in the sky off to the north of a bit, but not too far. It was more above than north. First of all, I'm just thinking, what the fuck could that be? Backwards, white sea. And the sky. Come. I asked my buddy who was driving. Do you see that? He said, yes. I then asked him, what do you think it is? He said, I don't know. Wait, can you go back to? This image, this image is not mine, but similar in appearance. Oh, God. Oh, God. Because what he saw was bad. What was his name again?

Taken by the grays. Taken by the graze. Okay. I was thinking that. Maybe he's a blood, and he saw a sea and got, like, really mad. Oh, okay. Well, I guess there's, yeah, I guess it could be. There's no sea and taken by the gray. The reds versus the blues versus the grays, man. I think that they would unite. I think that Crips and Bloods would come together to kill this gray.

Definitely. Grady. I then had the opportunity to watch this object for about 45 minutes. It was as white as a jet contrail, and I thought, well, maybe that's it. But I soon realized that it was remaining in the backward sea shape and not. fading are changing. I know there are strong winds up there, and it should have dissolved away by now. It was

traveling in a westerly direction the same as us. I wasn't sure, but after watching it for a little while, I realized it was moving. We were doing around 110 kilometers per hour, as I took note, and yet the object continued to pull away from us, and it was some distance up. It was not going any higher

up in the sky. It was gaining ground on us, though. I then noticed a large jet airliner that was heading east. I watched the two, wondering what would happen when the two came closer together, the object seemed to actually pass right by the jet. I thought to myself, wow, I wonder if they saw it. They must have. For some time, I was racking my brain as I watched to continue to get further away, heading west. So let's run through our evidence for what this is so far. We see a white shape in the sky. Yeah. Uh-huh. Backwards C. It's up high in the sky above.

It's moving through the sky. Looks a little bit like a jet contrail. And it's able to pass right by a plane without them noticing even a little bit. Or maybe they did notice, but we don't know. But it was able to pass right by a plane. So here's this guy's theory on what this white shaped object in the sky could be. Okay. It couldn't be the moon, not even close to the right place in the sky. And it didn't look like any moon I have ever seen.

My buddy asked, could it be Venus? I said no. It was way too big. And Venus is a bright object, certainly not a sea shaped object that is as large as this was. I continued to watch it until it finally was too far west and went out of sight. And then he adds this picture. This was recorded in South Korea. Holy fucking shit. What could this be? A white object in the sky. What was it? Wait. It's a UFO, man. It's the only explanation, right? Yeah. I mean, if it looks like

that it is a UFO. Look, it even has like, it's clear that it's like, uh, it's from YouTube misty. Like it has like a little reflective part where the sun is bouncing off of it like an apple. And it says YouTube in the corner. Look, someone was skywriting. True. Oh, and they put that little And that's maybe it's supposed to be a copyright symbol for YouTube. Oh, okay. But they made it too big. Some ad for YouTube circle. This is a silver play button, guys.

Yeah. So then here's my other part. That's my sighting. I have to show you guys. But then the other thing, I just want to talk about the news. Okay. Okay. Because there's one website that I get all my news from, and this is the reason they're going to shut us down is because I am

plugging this website right now. But I got to, listen, I got to make a note. Everybody should be getting their news from this website. This is where you're going to find the real news, ancient files. Whoa. Holy. Holy fuck. Look at the front page of ancient files today.

French woman reveals she as a human alien hybrid video. Our history book teach us the ancient civilizations. We're not technologically advanced, but here's the evidence video. So this is the news website that's telling you what you need to know. This is what's really going on. Okay. Is there About Us page? Ancient Files is a website dedicated to ancient history, ancient aliens, and ancient UFOs.

We will try to provide daily interesting content about ancient aliens. So this is the hard-hitting journalism that they're covering up. in the mainstream. So here's some stories that they got on ancient files. Okay? Family finds baby alien creature

with six arms in Texas. That could be, okay, no. That could be a catapoo. That could be a caterpillar. That could be a caterpillar. That's just a regular-ass catapillar.

I would recognize this photography style anyway. This is anywhere. This is the Etsy shop that sells baby skanggo. Why would it say baby alien if it was a toy? It's literally called baby alien. You're called baby alien. It's a creature. Today's episode is about the truth, and you are sitting here and you are trying to say that this is Skangoo?

What's wrong with you, man? And this happened... You were covering up on your own. You're completely covering your own. Okay. If we believe everything, though, you have to be a skeptic. You have to be a skeptic. You have to be a skeptic of all this stuff that I don't believe in. And that's fair.

That's a caterpillar. That's really fair, actually. Okay. This could be a caterpillar. And this took place on January 12th, 2023 is when this was that. Caterpillar type alien. Wait, hold on. It took place in January, and it has six arms.

Now, don't even, don't even get, there's going to be something interesting about the dates here. A distraction. All I'm saying, dog. A distraction. That's all I'm saying. It was a distraction. January 6th was an distraction from this. Or yes.

Yeah. They honestly were both distracting from each other in a way. There's two distracting objects. Here's another news story. Strange floating spoon has been found on Mars. What is it exactly? January 14th, 2023. Take a look at this giant floating spoon

and discover for yourself how bizarre the world really is. It should say the Mars, I guess. That could be anything. It's a spoon, man. What do you mean? Look at the red circle around it. That could be, I mean, anything like,

yeah, that could be like a Martian rover. But why would... That hovers, a hovering rover. Why would somebody put a spoon on the ground like this? They're done with their cereal. That's the real strange thing about it. It's not on the ground, man. It's above the ground.

It's floating. I mean, this just is not... No, scientists looked at the spoon. They said it can't be affixed to the rock. It must be floating based on the physics of Mars. But it's attached at that at the end. No. Attached to what end?

Do you see the red energy field around it? Yeah, look, it's got a red ball. That's Photoshop. No. Circle. They don't have Photoshop on Mars. They don't have computers. I guess you're right.

They can't do anything to create an image like this. Whatever. Here's another story. Interdimensional entities in form of fallen angels have returned Rusian scientist claim, and this happened on January 13th, 2023. And the Ruscians are... We all remember this from happening in 2020, in January. Yeah, the

Ruscians are like a race of alien that has commingled with society. The fallen angels have been defeated more than 5,000 years ago during the Great Revolution that destroyed the city state known as Atlantis and has been recorded in the stories and religion as the Great Flood.

President Vladimir Putin classified as a national threat, any news related to a series of mysterious craters erupting in Siberia. At the same time, remember the Chellabink's meteor from 2013, which exploded with 30 times more energy than an atomic bomb.

Finally, it seems that the U.S., together with Europe, is trying to demonize Putin and entangle Russia into a war in order to invade Siberia and get hold of an ancient defense system designed to protect our planet from the so-called fallen angels. That's cut and dry. What mainstream news?

They're talking about the war. They talk about it every damn day. When have they talked to one? about the fallen angels. Or the Chelyabinsk meteor. They don't talk about it, man. I think 200 people got injured from that. Oh, really? But they don't talk about it anymore.

Wow. Why is nobody still talking about this? The Chelyabings meteor? I mean, it's kind of crazy. There was a meteor that hit somewhere in Russia, like kind of a small town. And I don't think anyone died, but a bunch of people got really badly hurt.

Yeah. Damn. Here's another story from January 12th, 2020. Wait. Now, this happened on January 12th, 2023. Archaeologists were shocked to discover an ancient 3,000-year-old statue that looks like Michael Jackson.

I'm a rock like Michael Jack. The theory being that Jackson went back in time to various eras and was immortalized by the ancient Egyptians and later by the painter. Like maybe he got a... The painter? The painter. Maybe he got some kind of time disease. Uh-huh.

Or maybe he was going... That's why he was always trying to have sex with children because to them... Because he didn't understand time. He kind of... He could see all of time. laid out before he was molesting 98 year old men

he had no nobody there's no time right there's no age he lives in the fifth dimension that's an actually really good point yeah and people they that they won't

you won't hear about this on mainstream news here's another one ancient submerged pyramid was recently discovered in China it was billed before the ice age and this was discovered

on January 12th 2023 according to ancient and this is the guy who discovered it yep and he also has a TV show I think he has a long upwards hair

Yes. Here's another story from ancient files. But a down facing beard. Interesting. Most interesting. Yep. Oh, my God. Up and down hands.

Weird iceberg spotted in Antarctica. And this weird iceberg was spotted in. You guessed it. January 12th. Holy shit. Wow. I don't know if you guys remember all this stuff happening that day. I remember it because I read ancient files.

This is just one day of news. Katie Perry collapses on stage when M.K. Ultra mind control goes wrong. And this, I forgot to put the date here, but this was. also on January 12th. I don't know if you remember this happening. You know what that M.K. stands for Michael Coors. She's a woman and they be shopping. I put the date on this slide here.

While performing on stage, the beautiful singer Katie Perry started acting weird with unexplained behavior. She even said to the public that she is feeling weird and she started to talk without a hint. Sources claim that it's not news the fact that Katie Perry is under the mind control process

by MK Ultra. This incident seems to take place due to an error in this process. Wow. Yep. Do you think that could be the, the concert where Russell Brand told her that she needs to fall over? She wants a divorce. He wants a divorce from her minutes before she went on stage. I think that this was probably a different one.

Okay. Because she was really calm and collected during that. Ah. Did her boobs flop out? Apparently the M.K. The reason they targeted her for MK. Ultra is because of the size of her boobs. Really? Flop.

Like a beagle's ear? apparently they put electrodes on them to scan on them when they're doing the science like a bloodhound yeah like the lips of a bloodhound yeah because when I think of boobs

I think of a dog's lips a different dog body parts two sides yeah of boobs summoning a dark force is the worst thing you could ever do and who's that

January 12th 2023 that is the devil that's not the devil that's a news story from January 12th 2023. Strange little being was spotted live during a soccer match. January 12th, 2023.

Holy fucking shit. This is all happening in January, guys. Open your eyes. That's a little stick man, man. That's a strange little being. That's an XK CD character that escaped and started doing science on a soccer field. Yeah, that could be a gnome. Strange case.

Ancient pyramids around the world suddenly beaming energy to the sky. January 12th. Not my pyramid. It was all the ancient pyramids. They made some experiments proving astral projection is actually real. January 12th, 2023. A teleported person caught on video is causing an accident in China.

Still? January 12th, 2023. A strange fish with human face was filmed by a tourist in China. Me too. January 12th, 2023. Millions of giants will awaken on Earth. January 12th,

2023. So these are some of the stories that are going on on the ancient files. 7.6 meters tall. January 12th, 2020. This is a fucking 20-foot giant, man. That's really scary.

Keanu Reeve said the Earth is a prison planet from which we can never escape. Holy shit. January 12th, 2023. All right? But what was the mainstream media

reporting on January 12th? Because this all happened January 12th, 2023, but I'm willing to bet. You remember only one or two of those things. Okay, tell me what they were covering it up with. What massive stories were being used

to eclipse the actual news. Because you need to be reading these alternative news sites to see what's really going on instead of this bullshit smoke screens that are probably made up stories. You know what I called CNN? What crap news network? What kind of bullshit was the communist news network

and MSNB communism? What were they sending out? And fuck news. January 12th, 2023? January 12th, 2023. Rick and Morty co-creator, Justin Roylan faces domestic violence charges. Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Royland facing domestic violence charges January 12th, 2023.

Dog starts house fire while eating cookies off kitchen counter video shows. January 12th, 2023, NBC News, Hollywood Reporter, New York Post, Los Angeles Times, Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Royland facing felony. The truth is out there, y'all. Oh, wow, Cameron. You have really gotten to the bottom of this story that they tried to take our dog out because

just because it started a fire in the kitchen makes TV shows about aliens well that guy too but yeah I was mostly talking about the cookie dog but dude solar opposites I mean this is this is gospel whatever's on that show I haven't watched it but it's all true guys

it is all true and look they've seen guys like this in the neighborhood to you yeah guys stay curious stay dangerous and don't Get murdered. Don't get murdered for what you believe.

Guys, this has been another episode of podcast about this. Next Monday, me and Patrick are going to be hosting Funny Moms at Come On Everybody in Brooklyn come through. We'll post a ticket link soon. Somebody will be there. Somebody might be doing that worse. And somebody might be doing some of the best five to seven minutes that you've seen in a very long time. And he might be a third person at this table besides the other two names. I already said.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe two people at this table. do stand up already, but there's one guy that you have. Maybe one guy did stand up before either of the other two at this table and then quit because it was too awesome. He was too good, guys.

But maybe he's making a triumphant return. Maybe he's making his big huge return. You'll just have to come and watch. What day is the shareholder meeting this month? I'll check. Okay, he'll check. In the meantime, two weeks from now, the Battle of the Century. Oh, yes. Two combatants,

you've been waiting to see Clash. They will right here on YouTube.com. We can't spoil what it is. We don't even want to get fucking hyped. We should do that episode. Get fucking hyped. We should do that episode live dude. Yes. That's not a bad because it will blow people. People won't even believe it if we just pre-record it.

Yeah. So that's coming and you're going to be seeing a lot of teaser videos and posters for that and you're going to be getting very hyped up and excited. And two months from now, I will be in the great city of Chicago opening for Girl God. And that's...

Shareholders is on the 28th. So go ahead and subscribe on Patreon to the executive producer tier if you would like to be part of the shareholder meetings which are so fun. Marathon as a motherfucker. Jeopardy this Friday. Oh, and Jeopardy on Friday on the Twitch channel.

What time is that? And keep your eyes on the skies, folks. What time is that at? We'll figure it out. And also keep your eyes in disguise. uh-huh with the sunglasses so nobody sees them all right bye bye shit guys there is nobody worse than lawyers lawyers and blondes are at the very very bottom of my pyramid yep he's not really blonde he's got like a dirty blonde i'm not

blonde at all you guys only think i'm blonde because i was m&m in my life when you did have oh yeah you're not you're not blind even a little bit i'm not even close to your hair you You know, you guys always sound blonde. Why don't I think of you as a beautiful blonde? I think of it as a beautiful blonde with big breasts. My eyebrow was turning blonde. Yeah. That you should go to the doctor.

That's Vidaligo. You got it late in life. All right. Here's my problem with lawyers, okay? What? That's Vidaligo, man. Oh, you might actually have been alive. You might actually have late in life Vidaligo.

What happened? Late and end of life, Vidaligo, you might have. Your baldness. I googled blondeness and eyebrow and there's no results. I'm telling you. Yeah. I'm not going to get blonde splotches on my skin? I don't want to be blonde-skinned.

You have blonde. Vidaligo would not show up on your body. Not yours. You have whiteness. No, no. You, I don't think you have Vidaligo at all. Now that I'm thinking about it. The thing with lawyers, okay, is that they have invented.

Have you been dealing with one lately? No, no. Maybe I should. I thought you were going to. Yeah, I know. For a war. For a trash war? Oh, right.

Yeah. Guys, if you know a lawyer who works completely free. To help in trash law, let me know. Because we have a trash lawsuit on our hands. We have a huge trash law problem. It's going to go to the Supreme Court. Have they been calling you? No, they said they were going to talk to me. There's so much that has happened in the past couple of weeks that we have not been together to talk about.

I know. It's very upsetting. It is very crazy. But here's a lobster roll. And it was expensive. I bet it was close to $24. My mom's treat. Apparently.

Mother's treat. Mother's treat. Mother's Treats, Teresa. Wow. Oh, my God. Most our old mother's treat. Mother Teresa. Okay.

Mother treats. Mother treats. Mother treats. Mother treats you. Mother treats you. Mother treats you. That was easy. Mother treats a kid poorly does not buy him any snacks.

Is it true that Mother Teresa? She is very sorely. Is it true that Mother Teresa took all the blood out of people? Yes. And made them eat their own shit. She would make people, see, she thought she was a scientist towards the end of her life. Is it true that she did experiment? on twins.

Yes.