Podcast About List - Ep. 259 - The Soda Gnome, The Half Rat & Bubbles Blep

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

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Well, welcome to the future. Well, welcome to the future. The future of podcasting is here. The whole show is going to be like this from now on. We have entered a new dimension. Not only a new dimension, a new world. And not only a new world, a new life. welcome to Second Life.

We're here at the beautiful Bumblebee Buzz Public Cinema, which is some kind of horse stable. It's a horse farm, I think, yeah. It's a horse, well, not a horse farm. You don't usually farm horses. Well, I think it's a farm. You could call it a farm still. And nobody would be,

maybe only the most annoying person on earth would say, it's actually not a farm, it's a stable. Yeah, that would be something. Well, maybe the only most rude person on earth would say that maybe the most annoying person on earth on earth. Wait, what are you doing, Patrick? I'm just laying down. I'm resting. How is it?

Wait, what's that a horse doing? I'm just laying with my horse. Second life is the most amazing. It's better than real life and it's not even close. Yeah, easily. So easily. What's your favorite part about second life so far? Our new lives.

Probably my horse and the fact that I'm Cameron. Yeah, I like my wolf body that I was able to find. I'm living my life as Cameron now, which is pretty good. You wish, buddy. I like my little radio. I think you wish. I mean, look at my life in here. I got a horse?

You have the confidence to wear an unbuttoned shirt. Yeah. I feel like all three of us are able to be. exactly who we've always wanted to be. Definitely. I have, I'm not bald, but I have very short hair. Patrick gets to be Cameron. And he gets a horse named Bruhaha.

Yeah, and Cameron gets to be some kind of green, kind of demon with no genitals. And Julio is me. There's probably some genitals under the fur. I don't know if you can see Julio here, but he is me, and he is in a steampunk hat with no shirt and he has a scorpion on his shoulder which is a fashion accessory you could never wear in the real world no you could not wear a scorpion it would not work at all it would not work even a little bit but in second life anything is possible except for getting the username you want guys i tried to get my favorite username and they made me add a bunch of numbers

after it. They said it was already taken. You mean to tell me... You mean to tell me... Pervert was taken after be Pervert 1,32, 5, 6, 7, 3. So send me a friend request if you want to wearwolf RP. You mean to tell me that pervert 1, 3, 2, 5, 6, 7, 2 was taken? You mean to tell me perverts...

Perverts one through... Perverts 1 through 1,325,672, we're all taken. Yeah. Well, what can I say? It's a popular username on Second Life. Who can say why? Yeah, the username Pervert. It has been...

Everybody, there's been millions of people around the world who sit down to their keyboard to make a second life. You can go, pervert. Fuck. Pervert 1. Pervert 2. Fuck. I have been amazed. I just want to see that guy's avatar.

I want to see. what pervert like one looks like? I'll search them up right now. Can you see? You can look up what Pervert 1 looks like? Yeah, let me find it. I'll just search Pervert first.

We'll see what Pervert looks like. It was amazing going through the tutorial island and there was one door that you walk through in the tutorial island and then you're in some kind of like goth sex club and... Some kind of sexual dungeon. Some kind of sexual dungeon. And Cameron actually, Cameron fucked me.

Really? Oh, I remember that. I did see that. Yeah, so I just searched Pervert. The first result is Pervert Family. Julio, why are you walking around? And the second result is Pervert Interracial. Whoa.

That's a guy's name in Second Life? No, I think these are clubs. Oh. I would join these groups of people. Yeah, interracial perverts club is when you would join. I would join pretty much any club that would have me. Marcus W. 123, just an average old pervert. A bunch of stuff like this here.

you know what we need guys listen all right what is what is first life all about uh taxes work close food hamburgers and hamburgers you're both fucking closest shit it's about money yep so guess what second life is about guys linden linden rules everything around me lorim okay this is what we money this is what we care about now guys Linden, for those who don't know, is the dollar of the second life world. And this shit is ruling my every waking thought. All I think about is Linden all day and night. How can I get some Linden?

I need to get a new, I need to get a buzzball item that I can put in my hand. How are we going to make Linden? You want to get buzz balls in this game? I want to download a buzz ball bottle and put it in my hand. there's so much stuff about this that's so different from the real world like for example being able to download things instead of having to get them exactly okay so a little little uh crash course for people watching downloading is the getting of second life how normally you would get something or

you download have something or install it you would either download or install it and it usually is going to cost a couple of and instead of giving you upload Yes. Yes. So now you're getting familiar with the Second Life lingo. Uh-huh. I do feel like...

You know what this is, guys? Us in Second Life... This is the immigrant story. Yeah? This is three people who don't know any of the customs, the cultures. Coming along,

we went through the Sex Ellis Island, the tutorial. We fucked it. You fucked me. You know? You asked me to? You, well, yeah, well, I was, well, I was strapped down to some kind of device, okay, and you just basically clicked on it.

And for all, and listen, for everyone listening out there who sees, oh, my character looks like, he looked a little different when this happened, okay? Yeah, my character used to be a little more attractive before his disease set it. You hit the wall. Your character was a woman and Caleb was a man? My character was a man, but he had wings. I made my character a woman He was the default avatar for my character

I loaded up the account Pervert 132-5-6-7-3 And Second Life was like Let's go ahead and give this guy Bangs a black suit and wings And by the way If it does it based on your name This shit nailed my vibe instantly

I have a groovy shirt Bell Bottom pants and a radio That I walk around with And I didn't change a single thing Except my haircut I did a lot to make make myself look like Cameron. I think I spent maybe 20 minutes just looking at a photo of Cameron I had as my

wallpaper on my computer, and I was just going through the sliders and editing the face and everything. There's sliders on here? Yeah, you can edit that. I shouldn't have told you guys that because now we're going to spend the rest of the episode. We're in the throes of it, but man, I wish I had done some sliders instead of picking this gay-ass normal default skin that's... so average this thing is average as fuck this is the average second life um user skin i think

yeah well i can't yeah there must be a lot of there it for this to be a default skin there has to be so many people who are logging into second life to pretend to be a woman and flirt with other women who are uh and just be like i want to be an ugly beast in my real in my real life i'm i'm just a normal guy but i want to be a hideous monster this is This is hard mode, mate. You're on hard mode trying to have sex in this game dressed up as this evil character. I don't know. I don't think it's that hard to have sex with another werewolf.

Well, he's naked and he has no penis. Yeah. So, like, people know you don't got nothing down there. Again, there could be some fur covering some stuff up. You think your penis is so, okay, so even worse, your penis is so small, it can be, it can be blocked by one piece of hair. Well, listen, buddy, much like other, my entire body,

I'm less of a shower, more of a grower. Okay, I just learned how to lead my horse. So now I'm on the, I'm on the same level as you guys now. But watch this. Whoa, you made him jump. Wow, that's crazy.

You really can do things in second life that aren't possible in the real world. Like, make a, like, lead a horse jump. Make a horse jump. The horses are not very obedient normally. No. No, no, no.

So how are we going to make Linden, guys? Because I need this shit. Yeah, I need Linden so bad. We need some kind of Ed, Ed, Nettie scam that we can start running on people. I would like to sell my body, but unfortunately, I think there's going to be some steps I'm going to have to undertake before then. I think I'm probably going to buy a full-body volumetric scanner like they use for CGI movies, and I'm going to scan my entire body in one-to-one perfectly and walk around as a perfectly photorealistic avatar of myself.

Oh, okay. That's... See, I thought that you were saying that you were going to scan your body into this game and then sell yourself as some kind of escort. Oh, that's exactly what I'm saying. Oh, okay. All right. That's what I just said, yeah.

That's what I think I might do to make some... Sorry. I was distracted by my horse. Yeah, this is This has got to be one of the worst ideas ever In terms of keeping Patrick Attended Right, well the window, the second life window

Doesn't even have to be open That is true You don't even need it, there should be just be standing there I'm sure that he is going to keep it open the entire time Oh, I will No, because I have to look at a PowerPoint at some point Yeah, I guess another way to make Linden would maybe to be, to open a restaurant?

Yeah. Yeah, there needs to be, I think that one thing I'm going to start investing in pretty soon with maybe even real-life Linden is peripherals. I'm going to get some kind of a haptic feedback suit to make this experience even better, I think. Yeah, so when my horse bucks at you, you'll feel like a kick. Yeah, when your horse steps on me,

I feel the, I've always thought about that with haptic feedback suits. Is it going to be, when those come out and they're really good, is it going to be something where you get stabbed and you feel real, like actual pain? Is that what people want from those? Probably. That will be true. There will be true. That will be true.

There will be true. There will be truth revealed about that being true. I think that that will have. I mean, what are you going to do? You get stabbed and you'd come? I mean, see, that's pretty much the only other option for a hat-to-feedback suit. That's what I would do, I guess. Those are the two things you could possibly be wearing that for.

That would be the option is I would put on the haptic feedback suit, set it to the come-only setting, and then go play chivalry. Ever just get everything. Put my open, the open mic on, and then just get in sword fights with guys and just go. Have it set. Going into my key bindings for my, for my haptic suit. and for my N64 emulator and setting it. So every time Mario jumps, it simulates a leg-shaking orgasm on my body.

Just switching a few of the settings around. I guess you're right that, why would anybody set it to pain if there is a jizzing option? I would set it to pain once, and then if it wasn't that bad, I would go out and I would be a criminal and I would muck people. You know what I would do?

I would set it to pain one time. Okay, now I know I can handle this. I'm going to go try and kill people with my knife. And if they get the knife and stab me, so what? Yeah, just do a bunch of training. Yeah. Said it to pain one time and then go to a nuclear blast simulator. Yeah.

And see what the fuck happens. Yeah, play one of those car games to just crash a Maserati in a wall. That would be fucking incredible. That's got to feel amazing. To do full heaptic feedback and jump into a car and just crash it. 200 miles an hour Oh my god Dude you fucking you put on the haptic pain

Feedback suit and you're playing some You're playing like a fighting game or something But there's like they released it They rushed the release and there's a bug in it So you get punched one time And it simulates all your bones breaking Constantly until you force quit the game That's what I mean dude

At some point they're going to make a haptic feedback suit That is way too strong And it's gonna like You're gonna do mortal combat fatalities And get decapitated or something Are they who is working on these haptic feedback machines they have

haptic feedback gloves for VR I've seen these yeah but you've been you've been looking into them like every single day pretty much looking at the technology seeing if it's getting any better but my fear is always

because the the big thing with the haptic feedback is like oh it'll simulate like holding something like it gives you like resistance when you try to like close your fist on like an apple or something Yeah, but I would just get scared that it would It would somehow think that the apple was as big as a planet

And it would bend all my fingers back and break my hand Yeah, there's a there's it's a very high or a very high risk when it comes to Like to a glitch Yeah Normally in a glitch maybe you'll you'll you'll be upset or you'll lose a few hours of progress Oh, that's so funny look out I have a long arm Yeah, oh my God, I'm clipping through the wall I'm stuck in the wall and then you have your head

feedback suit on, you're like, I'm stuck in the wall! Yeah, you don't want this. This is a bad time to get a glitch, guys. Yeah. So I think sex... I think that we're working on eliminating glitches, though. I've heard that.

They're trying to stop glitches? I've heard that they're getting rid of glitches. Oh, that's good. That'll change everything. I think that they... That's why they should probably just keep haptics to sex. Because if it destroys your penis, you're not going to tell anybody.

Yeah. yeah you're not going to be yeah no imagine imagine you have the VR headset on and you just use like the the haptic succulator 5,000 and you're like walking around like after you're trying to hide it from your your your wife or your girlfriend you're just walking around the apartment just like your cock is broken in half i think what would probably be the scariest thing is imagine you watched bowser you watched bowser sucks you off vr it's yeah it's airplane directly you didn't know anything about his jaw strength you maybe didn't think too hard about the fact he's a dinosaur yeah i think um i think the scariest scenario is that you

put on the haptic feedback suit you get into second life here you are at the tutorial island you take two wrong turns. Uh-oh, you're in tickle world. Oh, my God. A haptic tickle? A haptic tickle where there is no escape. You have to unzip yourself from the suit to escape this tickle. Yeah.

That would be scary as fuck. I guess if I was creating a tickle trap, I would probably make it, though, so that the action of reaching for the zipper would cause unimaginable pain. Or unimaginable tickling. Yeah. You'll only be tickled if you try to take your suit off. Have they figured out maybe some kind of evolutionary reason why tickling is programmed into the human body? Maybe not.

Maybe it's just one of God's mysteries or miracles. Yeah, unfortunately, I think it's sexual in nature. Yeah, I think that tickling. Unfortunately, I think it's sexual in nature. Tell that to my brother. Oh, I have Oh He doesn't like it very much

Oh, okay All right, well never mind then Don't tell my brother that God tell that to anybody but my brother Yeah Please don't tell my brother that's That tickling is sexual Oh brother

Do you think that that would change Your relationship with your brother if you had sex with him? Yeah, that would probably change it in a massive way. Yeah, if you found out that tickling is inherently sexual. Well, I sure hope not because I think I've been tickled by everybody in this call right now. Really? At some point, yeah.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that makes sense to me. But I think I'm probably in the top 1% in terms of the ticklish. community i think i'm extremely in terms of being ticklish i'm very very ticklish which makes me also very sexual i think by trust me i know and i'm a tickler i tickle patrick pretty often you do patrick is fun to tickle well he's just always just sitting there you know i just made my horse jump so hot wait watch this Julio you got it You've got to watch this really quick. Holy shit.

That's the highest I've ever seen a horse jump in my life. Yeah, this is in my second life. I think that the horse is going to explode on impact right now. Nope, didn't work. All right. The metaverse gone crazy, y'all. Is this the metaverse technically? That's the thing.

They did all this, this, uh, uh, the, the, what, horizon worlds and shit. None of that shit is touching this, man. And this game's 20 years old. And it's goaded. This is actually the Metaverse, and it's been around for a long time, guys. We don't need these work-from-home fools. People make a living playing this game.

Uh-huh. I looked at up, there's $70 million a year that is cashed out from this game. Oh, my God. By people who are like, who like... You sell stuff. You sell stuff. You can be a...

You can be an escort, you can be a landlord, you can sell their shops. People will complain and be like, this shop I went to, their interface was horrible. Yeah, and I don't want to alarm you guys, but I'm completely in space right now. You're not high up enough that you're in space? Yes, I'm seeing other planets. I'm looking at the sky dome. I'm looking at a sky dome. Oh, you can rent a sky dome in here.

that is crazy can I tell you guys something that I did in the real world this weekend that basically demonstrates why second life is superior yeah why so this weekend I went to Coney Island to the amusement park okay um me and my fiancee we are riding a bunch of all the rides and we're having a rather a lot of fun on them spinning around and twirling and riding up and down uh which sounds sounds great, right? Well, we get on this one ride at the end. Well, we're waiting in line for

this one ride. And this little girl comes up to my fiance and starts just talking to her and being like, have you guys been on this ride before? This ride's awesome. Oh, I just went and she just like wouldn't stop talking. And then she was like, she like started singing. She just like, la la la la. And then she said, my name is Harmony and I'm going to be a singer. And then she followed us onto the ride and she asked to sit with us. And my fiance is like, okay. Okay, sure. And then we got on the ride, and it spun around and swung around rather fast. And me and my fiance both felt that we were going to completely throw up and puke all over this little girl.

And did you do it? We just were literally genuinely so close to both throwing up onto this small child, who was completely alone. She would have never sang again, man. No, it would have completely ruined her entire fun at Coney Island. If I had been in second life, I would know. I would have gotten sick. I would have just been having fun. Unless you had a small 10-year-old child approaching us,

it probably would have been a 50-year-old man who I would have had a lot in common with to talk about topics with. You could have talked about movies. There's no kids allowed in this damn game. It's 18-plus, y'all. Exactly. What would a puke in a haptic feedback suit feel like? If you were puked on.

Probably amazing. Well, that's why you don't. just need the outside for a haptic feedback suit it needs to be a balloon that you swallow you know what now that i think about it it should just be a body it should be a robot body that your soul goes into yeah this is making way more sense than just the outs because the outside's only half the story when it comes to living less than half maybe you need some kind of haptic feedback tube that goes through your, all of your intestines, through your stomach, one that sits in your heart, you need a coating around every single organ for it to be a true haptic feedback suit.

Well, couldn't that just like, couldn't that be, I mean, just kind of like an exoskeleton? No, you need a, you need an endoskeleton. Okay. You need a skeleton. I was thinking, I was imagining an exoskeleton that has, you know, different like tubes for different, different orifices, you know, like little, like things for your eyes, maybe something that goes in your butt, your, re-throw, your ear holes. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, you need to be able, the suit needs to be able to simulate you biting your fingernails and also your fingernails getting shorter when you bite them. Yeah, and gradually growing back. It needs to really cover everything or else, what's the point? So I guess you're right. It should just be a robot. Guys, Cameron just became a girl.

Wait, what? just playing around with my avatar something just another thing you can do in second life no big deal well uh jubia do you have my slides up i'll take that is sitting over there now is amazing um i uh you were talking about prostitution being an escort earlier cameron oh yeah oh wait actually i don't this is that's that comes later

First of all, guys, so the community in this, I wouldn't even call it a game. The community in this world is very strong, but what breaks down communities in first life? The rumor weed. The rumor weed, guys. The rumor weed is a disgusting weed that we need to get rid of. But there is a website called Virtual Secrets on which people share the juiciest. of Second Life gossip and I want to show this to you guys.

This is Virtual Secrets is one of the most highly debated topics in the Second Life community at least for a percentage of users that read slash participate in blogging within the community. Secrets are submitted to the website anonymously and are posted by the moderator.

There is no fact checking. Not that different from the real world if you ask me. Consider this website a digital supermarket tabloid for virtual worlds. In fancy terms, secrets are user-generated content submitted for a moderator to post without checking details.

This is TMZ. In 2008, Virtual Secrets started and has become one of the most popular gossip, rag, slam book style sites about Second Life. If you don't like what you see here, you can close the browser. Holy shit, that's Tyler the creator's shit. Lords, you are forever my girl, I will miss you, which I'm guessing is one of these two beautiful women at the bottom of the page. So I'm guessing it's the one at the bottom I want to show you guys some of these Some of these

Gossip slash rag slack Slam book style slams Number 11 This is from the most recent week This is a meme and it's two buttons One says take one for the team And the other says fuck Emily at the villa Or we all get banned

And then the guy the sweating guy says She has a bigger cock than me So this is a I guess some kind of situation that's going on this week in Second Life at the villa with Emily because there's a bunch of these posts about Emily. This next one is Bernie Sanders and it says the real Emily from the villa

and it's Bernie Sanders saying, I'm once again asking, fuck me or I ban you and your friends. And then this one is the exit, the car veering through the exit photo. And going straight is, but don't tell my boyfriend okay the exit is fuck me or I ban

you and your friends and the car is me running from Emily at the villa I'm not sure I didn't process this one This one seems like it was created wrong Because wouldn't they be running towards These are not meme Professional meme makers man

These are just people trying to do slam books Uh huh Well I think this one is a whiff This one is a little bit of a whiff But this next one guys this one's good this is fuck Emily or draw 25 and then every guy at the villa has a bunch of Uno cards

So I think that we need to go check out the villa at some point Yeah we got to check out the villa Because I want to meet this Emily Maybe we get an exclusive interview or something Yeah We'll have her on to defend her honor This is so apparently people in Second Life make Facebook profiles for that not themselves

but for their characters, their alter egos. And this is Josh Died, who made a post that says, people when it's black power and a smiling guy, people when it's white power and a raging guy. I find it very interesting how you guys like to give creators the benefit of the doubt when they are being racist, but when a creator makes a mistake on a product, you all go on a crusade.

Maybe because throwing racism around at the drop of a hat subtracts from it as an insult to actual instances of racism. If you're okay with one race empowering themselves, showing pride, et cetera, and not another, and leap to associate only one with racism, then congratulations, you are the problem. You have prejudice in your heart. So, guys, there is, this is, a lot of people think that they could go to second life to escape this racial world. It's not going to work, buddy. It's racial in here, too. It's just as if not more racial in this second life. That's insane. Sarah Mercury from WAP, Wynie-ass Pig.

Bitch, you ain't no Barbie. I see you work at Arby's. One big room full of fat bitches. Bullying is never okay unless it's me doing it behind your back. And there is a seat that says, Pig, bitch, big farts. That is completely an Instagram-style meme. Yeah.

I mean, look at that. That's a parody of Crayashon's Gucci-Goo-Goochee in there. And then who is Sarah from Mercury Wop? Or Sarah Mercury. What is WAP? I want to know all this stuff. I'm guessing this is one of these worlds. But Wop, I guess,

Pussy, that's what I heard that stands for. Winy ass pig is what it, see, that's what it stands for in first life. In second life, this is whiny ass pig. I honestly, and that's maybe the one thing where I like first life better than the second life. Same. Damn, Cam.

You crazy. And then I think this is the last gossip one. This is a picture of a child named Bubbles Blipp and it says Bubbles BLEP that says what did she even do to everyone to make them hate her so much

genuinely curious it seems like she has the whole of all second life communities backing her up people in the last virtual secret said she did stuff but what did she do exactly so apparently Bubbles BLEP is the center of some kind of massive controversy right now and

I can't imagine being mad at this. This is just a little-ass kid. What could this kid possibly be doing? Yeah, it's Bubbles Blipp. How could you be mad at a kid named Bubbles, man? At Bubbles Blip. Bubbles Blipp.

Bubbles Blipp. So you were talking about escorting earlier and being a prostitute as a way to make Linden. So I found this website called Second Life Adventures. I think it's a blog spot. And it's this woman. Caroline Takeda. Caroline Takeda is a well-known name

in the virtual world of Second Life. She is a blogger, porn producer, and escort girl who has made a name for herself in this virtual world. Okay, so let's read about some of her adventures. She has a guide to doing escorting in Second Life, and I was looking through it,

and it has just like some examples of some work she does. How to Make Money as an Escort Girl in Second Life updated June 2022. You are thinking about a career as an escort girl in second life, then you should read this post. It gives you an insight into what you can expect working in this profession. This is one of her stories. Caroline, sorry to bother you. I'm a big fan and would love to discuss some escort services with you whenever you're available.

This is Kevin, and Kevin has nothing in common with George at all. The title is not every client is George Clooney. So she's saying this guy has nothing in common with Mr. Salt and Pepper. He did not even want to look like the pretty and famous. Instead, he created an avatar that resembles pretty much the type he is in real life. The result is a heavily overweight guy. I really enjoyed reading about all your adventures on the blog. It's super hot.

The fact that you escort me and that I have the opportunity to be with you makes it even hotter. I just like the whole experience in general. In fact, I get most of my clients either via this blog or via my profile on our escort website. Kevin booked me for an hour. He actually considers himself a groupie. I like that. So here's a photo of her and Kevin. I have censored it.

This is an example of a standard sex job. This is, I'm guessing, as fat as you can possibly make your character in second light. Walking around, I've not seen pretty crazy with it. I've not seen anybody have this kind of body. But the uncensored photo, he has a bright pink little tiny cock, and she is holding it. And there is a lot more photos from this engagement. And I would really quickly like to say, so her services cost a thousand Linden an hour. Okay.

What's that in real life dollars? How much is real life dollars into Linden? I looked it up. A thousand Linden is $3. For $3 an hour, she has sex with the guys that don't look exactly like George Clooney. Here's another one. One of my regular clients is very imaginative and a bit of a pervert. Every time he hires me.

You think this is, oh, it could be pervert one. Every time he hires me, he comes up with another kinky thing to do. For some of his dirty fantasies, it would be rather difficult to find a non-professional. partner. That's a job for a professional sex worker. The last time I met him, he made me kneel in a dirty stall of a pig's die. I sat right between a couple of pigs to serve him as a dirty sex toy. I had a long shower after that one. And let's look at a photo from this experience. Sex in a pig stye. Fucked in a pig stye. So this is she's having... With the pigs are there. There's pigs. She's having sex at front of the pigs. She's having sex

at front of a bunch of pigs and also there's a guy in the back I caught this I was censoring this photo and I caught this at the last second there's a guy just laying on a bale of hay with a beer and he had his cock out

so I this guy I guess this is some kind of just chilling and watching I guess he's just chilling yeah there's no you know you don't have to wear clothes in this but that's sex in a pig style it's not the real world and then this is I think my favorite

thing I've found on her website. This is the fucking rat. Ever had sex with a three in second life? And so for the audio listeners, this is a photo of a kind of a brooding rat wearing a leather jacket, jeans, and some boots at a, what looks to be a cafe or a restaurant.

And he's kind of looking mysterious. The chair is too big. It's not made for a rat. This is a human chair. And so this guy, This is not somebody paying to have sex with Mrs. McKeda. This, or Takeda, Caroline. This is somebody who is trying to become an escort, okay?

Oh. Do you want to do the rat? A question I received from the Sleen. This is her partner. The Sleen. What the hell are you talking about? Apparently, we received an escort application via the form on the website from a furry portraying a rat human hybrid.

a male rat, which is why the Sleen didn't want to conduct the interview. The Slein is male. Come on, I said. You have experience with half humans. Remember, Felmane, which goes to a 404, so this is a deleted page. He replied, she was a half cat and a hot teenager in real life. That is the opposite of a male rat. Don't you think so?

All right, I did the interview. I met him at the reception area in the office, casually dressed. in jeans, simple top, and my favorite boots. Nothing too sexy, just like the girl next door. The male fucking rat was dressed like the girl next door. I wanted to make sure to create a strictly professional, non-sexual impression. Didn't want him to think about sex with me at all. No, I don't do rats.

Call me rodentphobic, but no. The rat was very pleasant to talk to. I learned quite a bit about the furry communities that day. Yes, they do have sex as well. Apparently, it's quite a thing. Maybe we discovered a niche here. So now she's interested. I invited him to the sky apartment after a bit.

No, not for sex, just for a bit more relaxed, less cold ambiance, continuing our talk over a bottle of wine. And then this is a photo of her having wine with the rat. And it's called, I cropped the caption out, but it's called Nothing Wrong with a Glass of Wine, right? I bet one thing led to another, doesn't it? Well, you'll see here pretty soon. He did raise the question, though. Isn't it the Sleen who typically does the interviews and casting? Are you doing it because I'm a male?

The Sleen. Are you doing it because I am male? Yes, that's why, I replied. Are going to do the audition with me then? He continued. I noticed from our conversation, you know what you're doing. When it comes to emoting and roleplay, you are doing very well at that. And honestly, it would feel a bit weird to have sex with a half rat, I replied.

Caroline, you are seen by many as the princess of sex in sex. second life. Shouldn't you have tried everything at least once to maintain that reputation? He did have a point there. I will think about it, I promised. Most importantly, get me some text and some nice pictures over so I can put you on the website. That is incredible half rat Riz. If there was, if a half rat man walked up to you in a bar and who's hitting on you and you're like, I'm sorry, I'm not interested. And he's like, shouldn't you try it? Don't you want to try fucking a half rat at least once? A male rat? That only works in the second life, the first life, almost no women would have sex with a half rat.

No, very small percentage of the community of women. A few days later. Caroline, that sofa you wrote about as Michelle, the ruckus let's smash couch one, they released a bed now, which is even better than the sofa. I bought one for my own apartment. This is from the rat. That sparked my curiosity. Mind sending me a taxi? Would like to see that, actually, I ask. Which, by the way, you can fly in this game. and you can teleport in this game but she is taking a taxi second later

it's called stimulating the economy you know you got to I guess you're right the taxi driver's got to make their lindens too I can't imagine if a prostitute is making three bucks an hour I can't imagine what a fucking taxi driver makes in this game

seconds later I was standing in his apartment very different place really it was on one of the upper floors of a building providing living space to furries. In fact, the entire region was offering a place to live for the furry community. There must be quite a big community when they build entire regions for them. The apartment as such reminded me at 80s architecture, very colorful, nicely decorated and spacious, featuring living room, bathroom, a kitchen, and of course, a bedroom for sex fun.

I guess that is interesting. I never thought about it before, but in second life, really the only only one, only reason you do need a bedroom is for sex. Yeah, you're not sleeping? Yeah, it's only a sex room. Well, she does have another segment on this website called AFK sex, which I guess is you can, you can, like, when you go away or, like, log off, you can put your character in a sex position with another person, which is pretty awesome.

Also, apparently a big problem is that people make alts and play on, like, two different windows and uh pretend that they are like actually pulling and like having sex with people but they're having sex with themselves uh which is a big problem if you look into virtual secrets guys a lot of gossip about this that's crazy anyway that's where he had placed his new ruckus let's smash bed he sat on the bed and explained some features such as many more cuddle animations than the sofa actually has okay let's test them i want to see the different animations i heard heard myself saying, and added quickly, this does not count as having sex. This is just testing the bed, a strictly technical thing.

I took of my clothes and joined him on the bed. I noticed I made his tail twitch a little. He couldn't hide a little excitement. He could hide it. He's using the computer. He had to click Twitch tail. He had to click on a button that said, twitch my tail. We went through the menu, pose by pose to see what they're like.

He couldn't resist some sex talk and roll. play in between nor could i the habit i guess here's some examples guys here's some examples of the ruckus let's smash bed with the rat okay you ready okay okay so they're just testing the bed this is not sexual at all no uh technical this this this this rat by the way this is i've censored these photos this rat has a huge white dick A giant white penis coming out of this rat's body. And he is taking, he is making, uh, Caroline's having one of the best nights of her life, depending, I mean, looking at these photos.

Um, she's fucking this rat, y'all. And then this is a photo that is captioned, getting fucked by the rat. Honestly, yes. It was fun looking at the rat mounting me, fucking me, and getting all excited. about it and even ending in real life climax. No, it did not excite me sexually or aroused me. I can certainly say it is not my thing. But at least I tried it once.

I can say now, I got fucked by a rat. Jesus. So that's an amazing story from Caroline, guys. That is such an inspiring and wonderful story for all the rats of the world. If you're a rat, rats, it's possible. This is in your future. Let me pull mine up here. Am I going next or, okay.

Or actually let me put it in slideshow mode Okay Oh gosh Is this working Can you see a blank white screen? Yes Yeah Okay

All right Here's what I found today So first of all Here's just one guy I found Who had a bunch of posts But I just threw this in here This is Clive Steele Is on the Second Life forums

He says To all the And his thing is that he does a bunch of italics and different fonts and boldings and colors of text, he likes to really spruce up his posts here. To all the sick, twisted haters who've tried to make my life miserable on second life since 2010, I have a hot girlfriend and you can't knock me down.

Where's your laughs in parentheses? Girlfriend, oh, keyboard warrior, losers, R.F. LMAO. And then it's a picture of it looks like one of the twins from the Matrix without the dreads. riding a motorcycle behind a woman who has a very low-cut shirt and big things. Yeah, that looks like Eminem, dude. Yeah, it does look like Eminem wearing Matrix glasses in a Matrix robe. I just really liked that he was, I liked he's riding behind the girl instead of in front of her.

Yeah, right. He's got it. I thought that was really funny. Um, and then someone replied to him and said, how much did she cost? And he said, how about you PM me your address? And we take it from there. Oh, snap. And then a fist emoji. I just thought cowardly calf went crazy. That is cowardly calf. Incredible. Um, here's a post. Uh, most discriminated against group of avatars. This is by female Winslet. Uh, and female Winslet says, Furry hate is pretty legendary in second life. And I've always assumed that furries were probably the most hated and discriminated against. Uh, and female Winslet says, Furry hate is pretty legendary in second life. And I've always assumed that furries were probably the most hated and discriminated against. Uh, group in second life but recently i have wondered if that is true thoughts on who it might be and why um and then a bunch of people had different ideas besides furries on who was the most hated group of people in second life and there's a bunch of groups of people in second life i didn't even know existed um so we got of course balloon pilots

there's so many of these that i just don't understand what it could possibly mean but an ananova says balloon pilots you wouldn't believe how many bands lines, and worse still, zero delay security orbs there are. I think anything that has a range more than 100 meters should be banned by the TOS to react faster than 10 seconds. I have no clue what that could possibly mean, but this person thinks balloon pilots are very discriminated against in second life. We also have vampires. No biting signs in many public areas are one thing, but often this extends to no insert brand name vampires. You will be staked. I've managed to avoid becoming a vampire despite my home

RP sims, seemingly morphing into a vampire RP plays, but hold no ill will towards vampires and have only rarely encountered rude ones who try to bite random people. It's so funny to me that this person is running a home role play simulator and it just gets invaded.

Yeah, I can't fucking stop running into these vampires. Well, also, good on him for not giving into the hate there. He's like, no, these are good, hardworking people, even though they're invading my random RP and trying to bite me. It is so fucking funny that you could be like, I want to join second life. I want to role play. I want to be the owner of a 7-Eleven. I want to run a 7-Eleven. And somebody else's fantasy

can just completely encroach on yours and be like, we're a bunch of werewolves and we're going to at your job. Yeah, it does seem like the entire, the entire game, if you can just be a vampire in anything, then the entire game is a vampire RP. yeah it is and vampires are one of the default options for avatars I noticed here's another one I am an elf and run two sims and a store of my own and I am also a guard on two other sims most people we have ever had to ban have been human avatars in fact I would go so far as to say that 95% of those who incur a ban are human avatars but we do not ban humans just because one or two of an avatar type may do something wrong does not mean they

all need to be banned judge the individual not the whole type so this is a rare example of a non-racist elf who doesn't want to ban all humans are most second life elves racist is that why you're saying that or? I have no idea but I just said that okay but it seems like maybe they are to me yeah the latest folks to be to discriminated against in second life are flyers y'all flyers have been discriminated against true we almost got banned from this server for flying I am now getting booted for many

Sims because I'm in fly mode when I TP in and I don't land fast enough. That's, yeah, flyers should not be discriminated against. That's not right. This isn't a group of people who got discriminated against, but this is a little, every forum thread in Second Life completely derails into an insane argument that I don't understand at all for like at least one full page. And the results are always so insane. I read another, I didn't put this part in, but another thread I was reading just randomly

became an argument about whether Islam is an okay. religion. It was like a thread that was like, what are you eating today? But this argument that came into this thread was, so somebody said, I would expect an officer of a role play sim will be better in drawing the line between in character and out of character. But then again, you said you were just officer because of personal relations. So whatever. And this person replied and said, I find that many people in Second Life take their RP way too seriously. When I tell people I don't RP, they go, but, but, but Second Life is all RP. In the Demon RP sim, there was a rule that no one was allowed to play with a demon's private pet. If someone asked me if it was okay to play

with a demon's private pet, I'd say, well, it's against the rules. But if you can find a willing pet, go for it. It was none of my concern if they wanted to incur the wrath of a demon. That would actually make for a better RP experience than just following the rule. Then if the demon came back to me, I'd tell him it wasn't my problem if he couldn't keep his or her pets in line. So there was basically a giant argument in this thread about whether it should be allowed to to play with a demon's private pet and what officers should do about it. This SIO Emerald person

is somebody that I kept seeing a lot on the forums. It's a lot of people who are very active. A lot of people who've placed a lot of stuff. It's incredible. Then another discriminated against a group of people. Soda gnome says Nomes are pretty discriminated against.

I really love. love sodanome. No answer to details. Sodom. Nomes are pretty discriminated against. Do you primarily use a human avatar by Gopi Pasiflora? Moira Kathleen says, I'm primarily human.

Once in a while, maybe a couple of times a year. I'll go around as a dinky for a week or two. I googled what a dinky is, and it's a little anthropomorphic cat. And this is one of the first results on Google. Dinky's Navi avatar. Um, and to use this Navi, dinky avatar, you need the dinky kitty avatar. Okay.

So don't be trying to use the navvy without the dinky. Yeah, you need the dinky. There's levels to this shit. If you think that you don't need a dinky right now. Yeah. What do you say? If you think you don't need a dinky, buddy, you better do some thing coming. Is there a shick, is there an oblock RP on here?

Like there is in Roblox? I had, I did, I didn't put some in, but there were people complaining about people acting gangster. yeah oh fuck wait that's about to tear this shit up um what the fuck is that man

what are you talking about it's a frog well they asked you primarily use human avatar Rick Nightingale said nope primarily a frog now occasional frog and then this picture which if you're listening on audio

just tune in for just one second to look at this picture because it's really hard it's a muscular green man who looks like he has his skin looks like the floor at like an arcade like it's got those little like glittery speckles in it and he's sticking out a green tongue and he's eating a fairy and he's i would say posed like a frog but he's arching his back he's not a frog no he's not a frog

well he's on a lily pad he's on a bunch of normal frogs next to him yeah um it is a crazy picture and there's women flying away from him and trying to get away that is incredible and he has a Yeah, he's the only frog I've ever seen with a Mohawk. What a frog. Yeah. And then Sotom is back. This is completely contextless out of nowhere. He says, as a gnome, I've never found an attractive female gnome in second life.

So I am pursuing a relationship with a human at the moment. Wow. And here, in this picture, you can better see Sotom's full outfit. He's got a known from the waist up only. Yeah, he's got a classic garden gnome head with the beard, kind of a cone hat pulled down over his eyes. His shirt is all overprint of a lion. And he's wearing red gloves and red tights,

little black Patagonia baggy type shorts, and then he's got some converse on. And he's with a woman with an onion ass. Yeah. He's with a big assed woman. He pulled a batty. And it looks like he might. be in Japan.

He'd be popping soda bottles and he got bitches in Japan. Soda gnome. Soda gnome. So just remember soda. He's going to be coming back, periodically. I fucking hope he is. He is in every single thread on this website

is talking about being a gnome. Need ideas for a male punk avie. I'm thinking of using Johnny Rotten of the sex pistols in his prime as a possible influence. I know my punk dude will have a mohawk in a black vest of some sort. What other necessities does the punk aesthetic have?

And so to gnome says, I made a Johnny Rotten who is 600 years old and a gnome. Why is he at 7-Eleven? This is a gnome who's at 7-Eleven wearing full rainbow clothing and has a rainbow mohawk that's about the height of his body. And it's also poking out of his hat.

He still has a hat. Oh, my God. Yeah. That is incredible. That's Sotom's 600-year-old Johnny Rod. How does your second life look today? I'm starting this thread so we can post picks of absolutely anything we like in second life. A rock, a set of stairs, our homes, your nose, whatever.

I'm starting it with a couple of picks from the island, as it is now. So yeah, this is going to be a little picture heavy, but I'll paint a picture. I'll describe these for Bagnu. And this is from Bagnu. Soto Nome says, the rainbow gnome, a new superhero. Hero is born, and it's his same rainbow Johnny Rotten Gnome, but he's flying through the clouds. Then we have, do gay or buy women outnumber straight women in second life? A question asked by Sam's Byron.

Some one said, Beth Kwanter says, women running male avies are way better lovers than most guys. And sodomes says, not gnome males. Sam, so don't know. I'm getting after it. Yeah. I love Sodomone. I can't find a female gnome, though. He has to date humans.

He's got to be the biggest celebrity in second life. Yeah, I did find another throw where people are like, soda gnome sighting. That's amazing. Wait, we need to add him. Yeah. What are you doing today? Okay, this is the, this is the, I think this is the one that's kind of picture heavy,

by Kasumi Ravenheart. Zanessa posts Sunday morning cartoons. And it's a woman in pajamas, very revealing pajamas. She was leaning back on a pillow in a beautiful living room with a gigantic probably 200-inch TV on the wall and she's watching Family Guy on the Fox website. Yep, on her TV. Wow.

It's so funny to imagine. Well, first of all, watching Family Guy for Sunday morning cartoons, but then also having a giant as TV and instead of watching a show, you pull it up on a website on the TV. So here's Vanessa again. back in her living room, watching classics. She's watching I Love Lucy, I think, on her TV. She just likes TV.

She likes family guy and the classics. That is I love Lucy. I can tell you. Beautiful modern home, too. I know. Yeah, it's wonderful. I mean, look at the wall. Wow.

That's exactly the kind of wall you want in a house is a rugged, I love to live there. Outdoor type of stone wall you might see in a garden. Zanesa, if you're listening to this. But it's not all fun in games for Zanessa. Sometimes there's work to be done. And here she is alone in a meeting room, and she's working on a website.

called Estequally Virtual, and it looks like she's working hard on her laptop. Maybe she's some kind of real estate agent. It seems like that could be the case, yeah. Zanesa, if you're listening to this, please add Cameron Fedder on Second Life. He can show you the world. Zanesa, you're going to like him a lot.

He's going to take you out of this hustle and bustle of the workforce. You're going to watch cartoons all day, baby girl. This thread is like hundreds of pages long, and most of it is exactly like people this, like people with women avatars who are wearing bikinis and they're just doing mundane everyday stuff with their kids out. It's pretty crazy, but it's also stuff like Orwar, who posts just sitting in my living room,

listening to the sparkling of the fireplace, the ticking and chiming of my clock, and the soft music of the harps chord playing away. Wow. And it's in a room that's almost completely pitch black. You can just see him sitting in a very ornate chair next to a grammaphone. He's there. Does he have a fucking gramophone?

This is kind of scary. I don't think I would want to join this guy. No. He's a carnivore. He's a... Yeah, it's a... Yeah, it's a little bio. I don't want anything to do with or war.

The sparkling of the fireplace and listening to the ticking and chiming of my clock. You don't get stuff like that nowadays. That's old fashion. No, no. No, your locks don't tick or shine. Tally girl. my three painting for the cultivate homes for our troops auction and fundraiser are finished

and set up in the gallery. I will get more info to you all if John doesn't post in the art section as soon as I get it. So here we have a woman who's standing in front of these gigantic 20 foot tall paintings that she's made of a woman holding an American flag, a woman dancing on Jupiter and a woman maybe turning into radiation waves or something. And they're beautiful and they're going to the troops. Patelli Girls says right after that. Now, I am sitting in a bird cage watching a giant baby.

Oh, my God. Oh, that is a scary baby. And she's sitting in a bird cage and she's watching a giant baby. If you can be small and gnome-like, can you also choose to become a humongous giant? This is a problem in second life. This is the number one thing people complain about is that height creep. People have gradually been making their avatars taller and taller. where people will complain

they have an original avatar from when they first logged in years ago they join now and it's like half the size of everybody else because everyone keeps making their things bigger and bigger it's been an issue it's inflation or deflation or something

but with height it's something inflation it's something flation and this is my last one this is from Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and he says dying inside and it's a picture of Napoleon Bonaparte

who it looks like he is getting a rough mental anguish. Yeah. Wow. And he's dying inside. That is incredible. Me and Patrick are on a horse together. Yeah. Have you guys see my new avatar? Yeah, he looks very, very cool.

I'm not going to lie. He looks cool. I wish I knew how to change my avatar. Yeah. All right. So, hold on. Let me start sharing my screen real quick. So I got very interested

in the political inner workings of second life. I wanted to know what everyone on this website where they lean, you know, I was starting to look for stuff. And I saw this post from 2012, Ron Paul for president, posted by Johan Roo. I am not U.S., but if I was, I would vote for him. How many here agree? And Medhu Simoni, a bento guru said,

Bump to, I am a big Ron Paul for. and heart emoji. Now look at this photo of Ben-Hu- or Med-Hu-Simony. Kind of scary. Doesn't, but does it look familiar

to you? Uh, no. Who does that look like? Jubio. You guys, I think that this is an alias. An alien? For Ron DeSantis.

Oh my God. The overlay. Look at how this lines up. Holy shit. I think that this is Ron DeSantis in Sanchez. second life. It looks almost exactly like him. Isn't this fucking crazy? This is pretty crazy. Wait, but this is, this is claiming he was not in the U.S.

Now we have all three. Well, no, no, no. That was Johan Rue. Yohan Rue was not in the U.S. Oh, okay. This is Medhu-Simony, which I think if you jumble those letters around, it may spell Ron DeSantis. Is that true? Yeah. If you jumble them and turn them into different letters, it'll be Ron DeSantis. It's the same amount of characters. This next one. Politically neutral alternatives to

Black Lives Matter. I want to support racial equality, reduce instances of racial prejudice, and generally live in a more accepting society, safe, inclusive world for everybody. So, I should support BLM, right? Well, I don't think so. BLM is a registered organization that openly described

themselves as subscribing to many elements of Marxism. And I didn't read the whole thread but here's a moderator saying this topic may this topic seem to have gotten off topic so we're going to lock it please remember in the future to treat others with respect and follow our community standards when posting and replying on the forums can i throw something in here i noticed a lot of locked threads and something i noticed is every single moderator and admin on the forum all have the name like first name linden Yeah, Linden means like the creator was named like something Linden. I know.

So that's what all the mods. And you have to join the Linden family to become a mod. It's a family affair. Yeah. It's a mafia. The family business. This next one, looking for a mesh Donald Trump avatar.

And Love Zhao Ying says, If a jelly doll could wear an orange Cheeto, that would come close. I think that John Oliver already said something like this. Yeah, I think that they're just a aping John Oliver here. I think he'd already called Donald Trump a jelly doll. Yeah, a jelly doll wearing an orange chito. Donald Trump, you are... Donald Trump is a jelly doll wearing an orange chito.

Yep. Oh, and that post was by Vanity Fair. So I think that there is a... I think Vanity Fair was planning something here. They were going to plan a smear campaign against 45. This next one, Pito Hunter. So sick of child avatars and adult zone skyboxes with kiddie stuff in,

thinking of setting myself up as a pito hunter and effectively just hunt them out. Before anyone starts, I'm not after your kid RP. As far as I'm concerned, your weird hobby is your own, so long as it's not stripping down and getting intimate. And Rhonda Huntress said, taking the express train to Bandsville, eh? Good luck. Then Sayo Emerald said,

Have fun in your vicious circle of frustration. Which then Sparky Lyndon said, Sparky Lindon. This looks very similar to a thread that Tommy Lyndon just closed recently. And given the inappropriate nature of the title and the content of the thread, we're going to go ahead and lock the thread this time. So if you try to become a pito hunter,

in second life. It goes against some community guideline or something. Amber Frost. Created by user John Porka. They said, do you think Amber Frost will start the socialist revolution in America? I have been watching close on YouTube, and see him she is turning everyone against Trump

and is making war. one hundred thousand dollars a month from her podcast to which cindy evanier said religion and politics two subjects we have been told are best kept off the sl forums which got 11 hearts and three rewards she got three awards i mean that is crazy wow yeah you can't talk about if you want to talk about amber frost or chapo or any kind of left-leaning political stuff you will be banned from the forums or that i think this like thing was closed on this next one so then I stopped getting political

and I started looking at the adult side of it and this is from Zappa Olchawi they said recommendations for penises and their post said hello everyone sorry for what must be a frequent question but I am a newly

a premium member and I want to get a good bleep could you refer me to a good previous thread or make suggestions I currently have a delight bleep, which was free, comes with a HUD, but the HUD seems to let others interact with my bleep, but I cannot use it, I cannot cause it to be erect. For instance, could anyone recommend any very good penises that my avatar Zappa can make erect? I'm especially

looking for animated penises and not just Zappa licks Zappa's bleep. Thanks. And then another person said diaper bondage and institutional role play. I am into the whole intimate inmate must wear diaper and be restrained at all times thing, but unfortunately many of the prisons on Second Life lack this. Furthermore, I enjoy insane asylums and padded cells, but I cannot find many on Second Life. Does anyone know places that may cater to these kinds of interests? Also, finally, what are the more unique prisons? A lot of them are too similar, and I was just wondering if there are any that truly stand out. So there are prisons in Second Life where you can become just like a sexual diaper prisoner.

I mean, a padded cell is a big diaper. Yeah, it's one big diaper. That's true. That's why they call it a padded cell. Yeah. This next one, big boobs from 99 spoon. Does anyone know a place to find busty girls to have sex with for free? Just wondering. And then here is an argument that I saw.

So Leah 36 said, Me looks down. um do i needs implants and charlie muggins then said given the way you express yourself you're looking in the wrong direction then madeline madeline black bart said wow grammar nazying again what's without the grammar nazis or are you are you the same one from last time you do realize that she's using sarcasm here the needs implants is supposed to be parody wow this guy's white knight satire you if you're gonna do satire you better make sure it's distinct from what you're parodying or else you might contribute to the issue how sad is it that the virus of white knighting has even gotten to second life oh yeah

this is sad as fuck yeah what's this next one here oh porn films in second life uh so you you talked about that uh what's her name something to kata uh she said uh this is by jamy miller Shout out to the podcast Slezoids. So Jamie Miller from Slezoid's ass. Well, yeah, I mean, that's a film podcast. They just want to see different kinds of movies. I see, Jamie, you tried to spell your name a little different here, but we're on to you. We got you.

I was curious that there is such thing as SL porn films. I've been approached several times to do porn with the promise that it pays very well. I'm a bit naive with this, so any help would be appreciated. And Tamara Artist said, I have two friends from S.L. Pornin Street. Here's a video that one of them made, which then redirected to SL Porn Tube, which you guys, there is a whole, there was, it's gone now. But I was able to find on the way back machine, SL Porn Tube, which has the banner for Don Reginaldo, which is a second life cigar brand. and there it's uh the on the side here you can see these are all the uh the most popular categories uh which includes pocky brocco vlad shark tooth demonic forceum sex cat anal brows stranger kiss vaginal

anal pretty hyanus hayanus alicia music video alex komerov e boobs plus nun pantyhoes viola tentacles sex natalie zenga Res Day, Nottie Girls, Mr. V. Sex Studio, DP, Rectal Revenge, Hell Kishin, Miss Emily, 63, and Seduction. And there were such, these are, these are three of the best video titles that I saw on this website. Number one, being extreme bitch. Number two, DJ got us fucking. And number three, Titanic 100th anniversary. Which I wish I could have watched all these I want to see what

I want to see what That's a tragic loss I want to see what Titanic 100th anniversary is I want to see this touching tribute They probably fucking on the boat Or maybe it's the boat Fucking the iceberg man Yeah maybe

Well that's the end of my Library of Alexandria Yeah Well guys I'm sure that they're all uploaded somewhere else Oh my God We're all on the horse together now I have only one thing to say to you

please get your ass in this world because it's popping off in this bitch Leave the old world behind The war, the disease There's none of that here There's vampires and people who dress up like kids This is where you need to be guys This is the ultimate youth group

Get here right now Is there any way We're flying around on a horse, motherfucker Oh my God, this is amazing Is there any way that we can make our own second life world? I'm sure this would cost a lot of money it would be millions of lindians yeah it would be a lot but that's not a problem is that yeah what i'm ready to spend my entire life in here i do love it we're gonna ride off into the sunset

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Be here, YouTube, it's going to blow your fucking mind. Julio will put the teaser that I made right now. Imagine be on Halloween night, you think I'm going to dress up as a real actual lifestyle of a person. Yeah. I'm going to make someone's culture my costume. That's like me, that's like me dressing up like, uh, like, uh, my word. Good heavens. I'm gonna start, I gotta start saying my word again. Yeah. I think that I need to start scoffing and saying my word sometimes, I think.

Ah, he gads. He gads is not as good as my word. Zunes. Zunes? You just mean Zooks? No, I mean, you're thinking of Gadzukes. Yeah. I'm saying Zunes. That's Shakespeare.

Zunes? It's so you know, Z-U-N-E? Z-O-U-N-D-S. Uh-huh. Zunes. It was like zounds and then zunes would be tunes to sounds. Zun's is short for God's Wounds. That'd be like me dressing up like an emo.

You took that long to think of that? It didn't spill. It wasn't that long. It was pretty long. And that'd be like me dressing up like an emo or a cinephile. You're dressed like a cinephile right now. A child's sinophile. I've just seen the new Winnie the Pooh movie.

I've just seen Rocking up to every The kids Standing up at the end of Cars 4 Bravo There's a report That the Cars 4 premiere

Got a 10 minute standing ovation from one guy One guy Like it's a fucking Kahn Premier He's just in the middle of nowhere Yeah.

It's like in a movie theater and fucking Illinois. The first showing in Illinois got a 45 minutes standing ovation. They couldn't get the guy out of the theater. From a man named Bruce Meese. Local film critic.