Podcast About List - Ep. #272 - The Year of The Scorpion ft. Joe Gleason

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

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That's good, I think so. I did this. Yeah, that might kind of complicate it, but maybe not. I don't know. Because I gave one big one. I drink a Celsius this morning, and then because I wanted, I went like NPC walk cycle and went to the coffee shop and ordered Chris Hamageeat Creson. Chris Cross. Cresant and a cold brew because I thought that I needed to get it, even though I didn't.

It just, I like was just, I fully grabbed it and then got back here and was like, oh yeah, this is going to be too much caffeine. I'm going to be, at some point, I'm going to get scared that somebody knows my address in the middle of the episode. Bro, that is so NPC of you. It's crazy. I can't see a single thing from a store. No, like the, you know what I'm saying? like I get this with the ham and cheese croissant every single time I come here

and I'm saying crescent for some reason I don't know what the hell is happening well guys it's the new year 2024 and we've decided to make a permanent change to the lineup of the podcast guys I'm just happy to be here I like that your glasses say 200 yeah 200 with an exclamation point or maybe a 1

2001 200 it's 200 I'm pretty excited about 200 this year 200 is going to be big I couldn't find any other ones yeah but I'm happy to be here I mean, I wish Caleb the best in his future enterprise story. What happened is Caleb last night, our friend Brian, who has been on beers we drank and stuff. Brian comes home from Texas and he's like, oh, I've got a bunch of freeze-dried, like, Texas barbecue. And I want you all to come over and eat it and we're going to gamble and stuff.

And so Noah is also, Noah comes home last night, also sick as a dog from this food, I think. think. He said that he threw up and then he was in my bathroom all night. I like that you led with also. Yeah. Okay. Caleb got food poisoning from eating five-year-old barbecue. Nine-day-old barbecue. That was in space orbit for two days. So he's sick. He's sick. He's got diarrhea and throwing up and Noah came home last

night. But the thing is, okay, he's saying, Caleb's saying he's got food poisoning. but that's because he thinks he's sick right now from that. Noah told me that they drank they drank a shit ton of like Noah came home with like six bottles of booze.

I think that he's maybe just hung over and also a little bit sick from the food but I think that he's completely exaggerating how sick the food made. He told me he slept two hours last night he said his phone is broken and he's been communicating with multiple people through only me so far today. Wow. I feel like

kind of been the conduit for him. That's a thing that a drunken mistake person does, a person who's made a drunk mistake. I feel like he's like an an Olympian, you know? Like, I feel like he just eats the same thing every single day. And if his flow gets disrupted, he's just going to like shit crazy. Guys, I don't think any of this matters.

I think we need to be excited about 2024. We should be. I'm excited. Excited about 2024 the year. It's the new year. I have to take these off. Yeah, those are it's so funny that like blindfold. For so many years, we had a perfect place to put the eyes.

Right. And now, 2002. We had a perfect place for the eyes. We fucking, you can't keep, we got to get rid of these.

The eyes are 20 years gone. It's four years. No, it's no, it's not, it's 20, because 2020 had two zeros, but,

but, but the 2010s were not good eye years either. Well, the 2000s were the last time that these really made sense. But every now and then you have a digit

that has a proper hole in it. Yeah. Every now and again, yeah. 2008, 2020, 2004. I mean,

2004, Cute holes. It's the O's. Yeah. 205 will make a little bit of sense because you could put the hole on that five hole. The hole is never going to make sense again. No. The last time.

The 1990s were good because you had the two holes in the nines. They were equal distant. The 2000s were great. 2026 will be back. 2020, 20, 20, 30, 20, 50, you know, those, these are all great. Those make sense. I can't wait, man. I'm excited.

Yeah, listen. But we have to give it up for a while. 2028, 2008 will be okay. 2028 will be an interesting. Sideways, you can put just to use the two holes in the eighth. Those are going to be interesting glasses. There's going to be a little renaissance, 28, 29, 2030. 2030 is going to be some exciting stuff.

But there's the thing, guys, they're not going to stop making the glasses. They're going to push a square peg into a circular hole every year from now on, just because we had those golden years of the 2000s. Look at how bad this is. When did the glasses start? Did they start in the, how long ago did they start? It had to have been 2000. But I guess that, yeah, that's the only way you would think of doing it.

that. It would work well for like 1992. That would be a good year because you can get put in the nines. But you wouldn't see, these people have 1991. Oh, they were pat today in 1999.

That's exactly what I said. 1992 would be a good year. Yeah. Yeah, the 90s makes sense. But this is, this is complicated. This is fussy.

Like, this is too much going on. No, you know what? Here's my thing. I think the night, these, these 1991, 1992 glasses,

wait, they said they were invented in 1992 this woman's wearing 1991. That woman is a time traveler. That is fake man. She went back to believe But here's what I'm saying.

The 1991, 1992 glasses, these have had to have been invented by either a time traveler or a schizophrenic person because who looks at the number 1992 and says, oh, glasses. I want to make, 2000, you're like, oh, glasses. Glasses are handcuffs or bubble wrap.

Would be great to merch this off of. But a 1992 is a psycho number to look at him. Look at this guy. We're in the 1998 glass. Is that Badland Booker? That's Jerry Lewis. Right there. Jerry Lewis. But look at this. This is like when you like

you're like, like you know somebody that's got a dog that should be dead. You know? It's like, oh yeah, that dog's been alive. Just living on stolen hours. Yeah. That dog is like, it's like, this is my 34 year old dog. Yeah. That's what these glasses are. We got to put them down. It's time to put them down until it's time

for them to come back to life. We're going to feed. We're going to feed the dog a Big Mac with the, we're going to feed these glasses of Big Mac and then they're going to pass away. Why is there liquid all over? Oh, don't worry about it. What the fuck happened? Nothing happened.

What did you guys do? Come on, man. It's disgusting. Nothing bad happened. And we're back with amazing Brandon Wardell from Los Angeles, all the way from Los Angeles, California, man. All the way. Let's see, what is Los Angeles?

Holly, Holly, weird. You hear a lot of this over there in Los Angeles, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah. We got on the soundboard today. I'm on the soundboard. I always do it loud. And if you're near the, oh, my God.

Yep. Spill the entire. Oh, no. Let's see. I got to turn this off. Nothing bad happened. Were you not here? I was not here for whatever happened here. Patrick, what happened? I, don't worry about it. You did it, didn't you?

Patrick could have been Caleb, this famous spiller. Clearly you spilled something disgusting and sticky on this. I spilled in an accident because you weren't here. That's crazy. How do you do that? What did you spill? Tell me what you spilled. Caleb was drinking Coca-Cola.

It was Coca-Cola. And I was going to press the button for, I'll admit it, a flop joke. You made a joke and you went to press a soundboard button. Uh-huh. And you got to, that's what happened. That's what happened. I'm sorry. Well, we're going to forget that in the new year.

That's how the last year ended. That's how last year ended. And I'm forgiving. It was, that was three weeks ago at this point. That's the other thing that we're back in the stew. It's been a minute. Uh-huh. It's been since before Christmas.

There's a lot of changes that happened in my life that I don't want to get into. Look at my new hat I got for Christmas. Wow. For everyone who's listening audio, it's a Sour Patch Kids hat. That's neon yellow. Wow. And green. Wow.

And it's squishy. What else did you get or is it just a hat? It's just a hat. Nice. My family all pitched in. Charlie Bucket style. We're here with Joe today because Caleb is completely sick. We've gone over this.

We're starting off the New Year, one member down. Uh-huh. New Year, new team member. New team member. And I'm wearing, I realized just now, I forgot when I put this on, that this hat has reflective stuff woven into it. Oh, this is one of those cool hats. My head is completely shiny on this camera. That's pretty cool. That actually does look dope.

We actually both have cool neon vibes. We have neon hats today. And Joe kind of didn't get the memo, did he? Yeah, no, my hats aren't special enough. No, it's a New Year's hat. It does look special. So how did 2024 end for you, or 2023 end for you guys? Well, we hung out together on New Year's Eve and...

I had a delightful new experience that's changed me forever. What was it? It was smelling salts. Oh, yes. We were doing a lot of smelling salts. And it... Unbelievable. Patrick told him in his new video.

Patrick told me that he smelled about 20 of them. I did. I was a fiend. They were awesome. It was disgusting. I don't think so. So basically it smells so bad that you, go like this.

But it wakes you up. It keeps you. It gets you hyped and wired. Ammonia? Yeah. It's ammonia. It was like sobering me up. It was called like like wild insanity or something.

It had like a, you know, the Joker on the on the bottle or something like that. And I was like looking at it because I didn't. I was like, oh, I wonder if just like what it says like is in this or the side effects or anything. On the bottle it says nothing. It's just like,

yeah, evil, evil serial killer. If the Joker's on it, this pretty good chance. Well, so I was like, it wasn't the Joker. It was his own. They're the brand's own character.

Oh, but Joker-esque. But you know what I mean, the type of vibe. The pre-workout vibe. Sure. And I was called powdered insanity, right? Yeah, something like that. Something insanity. And I was thinking, wow, this is incredible.

The smell is so bad. I need to get a bottle of this for myself so I can make myself do things and get hyped up. But because it says nothing on this bottle, I have to assume this is going to kill me if I do it multiple times. So I get home, I Google it on my computer. I Google smelling salts, long-term effects, adverse side effects. It's like Google all these keywords.

Guess what, guys? Nothing. Literally not bad for you at all. Isn't that unbelievable? Government websites.gov.gov. Dotgovs. They want you to do smelling salts. They say it's dangerous to breathe in ammonia if you're in a room full of ammonia.

But smelling salts, guess what? It doesn't do anything. It doesn't even do anything good. You just play with chemicals, bro. It's just chemicals. It's just a smell. It's so funny. It's just a smell that's so crazy that it makes something happen in your brain.

Jack put out that video today, and it's like he has a bit in the video for the smelling salts. Uh-huh. And it's so funny, the realization, like, oh, yeah, Jack just bought these for like a three-second, like, clip in the video. I want them. I'm going to buy them for myself. It's such a genius idea. I literally think I literally would like to do them before every single episode from now on. I think right before hitting record, I think it will power everything up.

It really, I was, he had fingerboards in his room. I was going, I would do the smelling salts and then I would do like fingerboard tricks on his like little bench thing. It was so sick. You're really productive with the smelling salts. Dude, I need them right now. I think it's the same thing

where you just build up a tolerance to it and then you're filling your room up with ammonia and then you're dying. You're not filling your room up with ammonia. You're not that. You're leading a little tube into the corner. That's what I was saying though when we were doing it. I was like, can you like,

I was talking about how I wanted to get some to pump me up for when I need to be pumped up, like when I'm going to kill somebody or something. Yeah. Chase something. Exactly. A chase scene. Yeah.

Well, you smell it, and it's so strong and it's so affecting. And it feels like a laser is going into your face and you go, oh, my God. And I was thinking, can you imagine the moment in your life that, it's like after you've done it the first time. And then you have the montage of your whole life after buying it. And then the one sniff, the one that, where you get it, you sniff it, and you just, it's nothing. You don't react at all. You sniff it. You go, right?

you have such a tolerance. Because you've built up such a tolerance to it. Wouldn't that be so horrible? You're supposed to hold them like really low too. Yeah, we were not doing that. No, I was putting them straight up to the nose. Dude, Thomas did it? He put this nose like on it and he sniffed in so much that he had the salts on his nose.

Literally stone face, no reaction. Terrifying. Yeah. Scary. Yeah, no, Thomas was like a, like a statue when you were going to get you on these. I wish I could try them right now. I wanted to have them today really badly. Didn't Caleb buy them and he was supposed to.

bring them with him. I don't think he bought them. Maybe that's why he's sick. Yeah. He ate them. He ate the smelling sauce. He thought they were for seasonings. Yeah. He put them on the steak. That's probably what happened, knowing him. Yeah, I mean, it's the same thing with Nettie Pot. Have you guys used Nettipot? Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan of a Nettie Pot. How is it the same as a Nettipot? Because it goes in your nose, man.

Well, that guess it's the only similarity. You use the, you use the saline solution. Uh-huh. And the more you use it, the more of a tolerance you build up to the salient solution. And then you need to just put a shitload of salt in your nose to do it. And then it doesn't work. Got it. Okay. You boil your water?

You got to. Yeah. Good. I'm not getting it. I know. I'm worried. I'm not getting a person. No,

I learned about it in my high school class. Oh, dude. It says it on my moral class. There's a, there's an episode of a thousand ways to die where, like, a person got like almost, the same as like candy rew, but like for your nose and your fucking brain. They got meningitis, probably. That's what you can get from it.

No, they got a bug. You can get flesh eating bacteria or men and A bug in their brain. A bug. According to a thousand ways to die. That's definitely a reputable source. A very, very reputable source. A thousand ways to die.

I've been watching, oh my God, wait, you just reminded me. I've been watching the best TV show of all time. Have you guys heard of this show Kung Fu from the 70s? Have you ever watched this show? My gym teacher would quote it at me. Fucking fire. My dad was talking about how he and his brother used to be obsessed with it back in the 70s when they were kids. And I've been watching it.

So it's David Caradine. Yeah. He plays a character named Kwai Changkane. Wow. He is a Chinese man. Cool. And he... How much do they do they do?

Oh, they do it a lot. They don't do it a lot. Here's what they do. They do it tastefully. Oh. They blacken his hair. Okay. They straighten it and they give it that kind of spiky type of look.

Okay. But that's, and then they put him in, they put him in loose fitting clothing, robes. That's a lot. That's a lot. No, there's no makeup. There's no makeup. up, it's not, comparatively, listen, for the 70s, it's not, okay, it's obviously not great no matter what, but it's not, it's not, it's not, I'm watching the show, it's not, it's not, it's no fucking, you know, Mickey Rooney, but yeah, exactly, it's a far cry from that. But the thing that's he, he, he does really, play it up, he's acting, he doesn't do an accent or anything, but he kind of, he speaks in proverbs and he speaks slowly and like, is, anyway, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, uh, what's it called, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, showlin, uh, monk. and he knows Kung Fu.

He was trained by Master Po, who's blind. And he basically has to grab a pebble out of the master's hand, and when he can grab the pebble, it's time for him to leave. But then he graduates from the monastery, and he goes, and now he's in the Wild West. And he's wandering around, and he uses his Chinese ways and wisdoms to basically solve these problems between cowboys and outlaws who are fighting each other, who are, for example, stealing things,

or being racist or raping women or stuff like that and then he comes in and he kind of says like, oh, is not the way of peace more whatever. Wow. And it's incredible. It's the best show of all time. Did you know David Carradine's brother

is the dad on Lizzie McGuire? Wow. Fun fact of the day. I think his brother is in Revenge of the Nerds also. The guy from Revenge of the Nerds also. of the nerds.

We're talking Keith or Robert. The one with the black hair and goes, that one. I haven't seen Revenge of the Nerds. It's not good. My show corner. Joe's, can I add one thing about Kung Fu before we go to Joe's shows?

Yeah. I'm 99% sure that Kung Fu is what Xavier Renegate Angel was based on. Oh, okay. Because it's all him wandering through the desert and going to towns and there's people fighting and he says some kind of wisdom adage.

I don't know what that is either. Well, you'll get alt enough someday to be. watching a show like that. Well, my show, my show is also takes place in the 70s. The 1770s. Well, so mine is not, doesn't take place in the 70s from the Wild West. Oh, it's from the 70s.

It's from the 70s. The 1770s, John Adams on HBO. You have been watching that since I lived with you. That's not true. I only watched one episode in, in, in, in, in, you're moving. I only watched one episode back then. I really, I really dove in deep. Yeah.

And I'm doing corresponding Wikipedia articles. Wow. Before they even pass the alien and sedition acts, I'm like... There's aliens in this show? Yeah, John Adams did... Boy, I got a way better show idea than regular-ass John Adams now. Well, I mean, yeah, so it's really... John Adams didn't seem to really be so gung-ho about the alien and sedition acts,

but he left George Washington's cabinet in, you know, he kept their jobs, and they're kind of Hamilton's guys, and Hamilton not as cool as we all think. he is. I don't think he's that cool because of because of the songs is the reason I don't think he's that cool. I think that every single one of these American history figures is fucking stupid compared to like Willie Santos or like, who's that Keith Keith, Heath Kerchard or any probably skateboarders. These are guys that are way cooler than the founding fathers. It's just the thing. I think about this John Adams guy. It's just him and his wife. He

absolutely loves her. He's, she's his number one confidon. And, He's just alive during the absolute craziest time in the world. Yeah, man, I would love to be alive back in those days. There's basically, there's no time period that I can see in a movie that I won't. As long as they show a house in a movie that's set in a different time period, I think, God, I would love to be alive in that time. Honestly, now that I see that, even if they don't show a house, if it's long enough ago that there's only jungles.

I would still like to be back back back there. Do you think founding fathers you guys would be, do you guys think you would be in like a founding fathers? No. I would have the, I would have the ear of one of the founding fathers. I would be like a worm tongue like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be one of those people that dies from eating mud back then. Yeah. I would eat mud back then I would eat mud soaked pig or something and then I would get a disease that like we've cured so many times over. Yeah, you would eat mud and then get sick and then they would like cut your stomach open. Yeah, they would cut my stomach open and take it out and try out. Why is it alive? What the fuck? You know, it would be incredible if you were around back in the founding father's days when they're starting the country and they're writing the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence and all this stuff.

And you're like, say you're like a bandit or you're like a murderer. I'm like a highwayman. I'm a thief. I'm stopping people on the road and I'm robbing them and I'm killing them. And they're in the room and they're writing the Constitution. And they're like, all right, we'll start with like, let's see, human rights. And I'll be like, well, you should probably make robbing legal. And murder should be good.

Just being right there in the room. big of the one guy who's yes I decree murder legal yeah you should write one line in there the guys are the last name Smith get extra money from their job yeah

and make sure it's yeah the Smith thing yes Smith gets money and he's writing it so fast of course because he used to write it by hand they don't have erasers back exactly it's ink they'd have to start all over no

Smith I can't believe Smith did that because back then I mean nowadays you know nowadays people are like Oh, every crew, they got the one manipulator. They got the one bad guy. Back then, every crew had the one serial killer.

When serial killers weren't invented yet, the guy who's killed 555 people. Because there's no way to track that. Not even in a war. He just goes into the forest and he kills people. He finds people who are camping in between towns and they're making coffee in their little pot and he just kills them.

It was a little crazy how easy crime was. Oh, yeah. But the thing I was going to say about the... Yeah, no, it's just like... You were saying in the houses. I don't know. No, I didn't do that. The first instinct when you kill somebody, it's like, I guess I'll just move.

Yeah. I'm going to leave this body here. I'm just going to go away from it. There was somebody in my family tree. I did like ancestry during COVID. And I found that there is like somebody I'm a distant, distant relative of in the 1700s, murdered his wife and then tried to like weekend at Bernie's her. there's like an article or some shit where it's like

something something Doran like like hit his wife over the head with like a hammer and then brought her up in the house when like the tech guy came to prove it's like I got to find the article I feel like women got such like a low level of respect that they're probably just like hello man yeah

she's very well behaved today That's a good wife The funniest part of that is that like back that Like you're like trying to Weekend and Bernie's your wife is you could literally bury her in your front yard Yeah And they would not it would not

They would be like yeah she left Well you could also just be like Oh no she got like the bird disease And now she's gone She's on her period So she went to the woods Yeah She fell down the stairs and she landed on my lacrosse stick

Yeah I also I invented a new sport And I called it lacrosse well stole it from the Native Americans that's why I said lacrosse because it would have been around back then but you were talking about how anytime you see a house in a movie you're like

oh I wish I lived back then anytime I see somebody cooking over like a fire yeah that's where I like the scene in Star Wars where he's eating that fucking like chicken nugget over the little ass lamp like man I wish I could fucking eat that in the woods man oh my God for me you know what it is it's

More than a house, it's showing a main street. Anytime they show a main street, I'm like, fuck. John Adams, they have a full-scale old state house in Boston. Oh, my God. And I was like, that's fucking cool. How far into it are you? I finished it. Oh, nice.

How many seasons is one? It's one and seven episodes. We watched some of that in eighth grade. They showed it. It was one of those TV days. They showed us that's part of that. They showed us the Patriot. Mel Gibson's the Patriot in my eighth grade class.

And there's a scene in that movie where a man gets his head destroyed by a cannon And I was like, this is fucking sick. Oh, is it called, what's it called? Glory. Is that the one? Yeah. We watched that too. Is that Matthew Broderick?

And then, no, it's not Denzel, is it? Don't know. Don't remember. All I remember is Matthew Broderick. No, it's Morgan Freeman, but then there's another one. There's another one of those kind of movies with Denzel in it, right? I don't know. Am I completely being racial?

I don't usually watch movies that are set in that time period. But then whenever I do, I'm like, oh. What John Adams is, all John Adams is like a hundred percent. They shoot every conversation in just like a super crazy Dutch angle. And then you're like, oh, that's like a real guy. Like it makes it takes away all the like weird porn shit. It's Paul Giamatti, right? Yeah, he fucking crashes it.

My thing. I got to sign this fucking declaration of independence, damn it. I got to fucking sign it. Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm going to fucking kill myself. I can't sign this thing. Any show with a mug, a warm mug and a blanket. You're saying anything over doing that or you're watching it. You watch some.

somebody drink a mug. Well, sometimes I'll do it simultaneously, but... It's like a movie show. I'm John Adams. It's me, John Adams. Yeah, it's always for me. I'm watching something said in the Old West, and I'm like, and to my fiance, I'm like, wow, wouldn't

you like to live back then? She's like, no. Yeah. I don't care. You're coming back. You're coming back in time. If I get the time machine, you fucking coming. You're coming. I think the furthest back in time. I'm not doing this alone. You're crazy? The furthest back in time, I always want to go. is like like 1975 something like that i don't want to be back in time anytime after that

well we must acknowledge our privilege and going back in time exactly that was kind of my joke with why my fiance doesn't want to go is because she's a woman in the old west she would probably be her body would be filled with mud yeah by a person who grabbed her that's horrible i would want and look at me i see it and i'm like wow i would get to eat lunch next to a cowboy in this I wouldn't necessarily be a cowboy, but I get to see the sheriff. You'd get to eat, like, that's the thing. You could probably become a sheriff

if he just kind of talked smart enough. I was thinking about a guy who's like, who gets like pulled over by the cops and he's like, like, fuck the cops, fuck you. Like, I'm not, like, I get out of my face. And the guy's like, I'm the sheriff.

And he's like, oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. The thing about like all that, like, when you see like the old food in like 19, And I'm so, like, this is the only thing I'm focused on. But, like, think about just, like, eating, like, anything in, like, the 1700s or, like, the Cowboys and stuff. It's like, oh, that probably tasted, like, shit.

Yeah, it's all bad. It's all, like, food until, like, the 80s was all, like, bland as fuck. Food was bad until 2021. Food, honestly, for you, I know you didn't, you would eat sandwiches. You would eat a turkey sandwich that was just bread, one slice of turkey, slice of bread. Not true at all. Roast beef, first of all. Cameron is the type of them.

One really thin slice of turkey in between the... You think I like bread? Bread makes you want to throw up. Perfectly to shape the bread slice. No, if you think I'm cutting or preparing any of my food in any way, you've got the wrong read. I always like... Well, I think that was what Patrick was saying with your one slice of meat.

What are you saying cutting it to fit the bread? I would never do that. No. Okay, sorry. No, it's pre-cut. It's pre-cut. You bought the bread that's shaped like the turkey slice. Mm-hmm.

A bread I bought a slice of bread shaped like a turkey cereal. Turkey bread. Yeah. It's called turkey bread. It's for you.

They made it for you. They sell it at the store. This year I'm going to start making some, putting some stuff in my sandwiches. Yeah. Can you imagine a can of beans? You've been riding for two days.

You eat a hot can of beans. And that fucking coffee, man. It's always the coffee and the beans. And it's just coffee with just coffee grounds at the bottom of it and you're just drinking. It's all, It's beans, bread, but the bacon, though, but you've got to imagine, you've got to imagine the bacon is good.

Yeah, the bacon is probably good. The ham and shit. Well, you just have to cut it up. The cured, like, salted. All that stuff. It's funny that that all, like, all these delicious meats exist just because it's like, it's not safe to eat this shit. So we're just going to put it in a barrel of salt forever. Yeah, maybe it's going to be okay.

It's like, uh, what's that shit called? Ham Hawks. Ham Hawks. Ham Hawks. Is the Hawks, is the hawks the part of the leg? No. Hamhawk. I think my number one got hungry.

It'd be so awesome to eat like ham right now. What's a ham hawk? It's a hawk of ham. Yeah, but what's a hawk? I think it looks like a cartoon. It's the cartoon style. With a circle in the middle?

Yeah, I think so. I'm pretty sure. I would love to try one. Smelling solid is to see what a ham hawk look like. He's searching hamhawk. H-O-C-K. Hamburger from the future. What is a hamhawk?

Oh, it's a pork knuckle. Just go to images. Okay. So it's a pig's knuckle. Oh. Well, it does, yeah, it is the cartoon. It is a cartoon style. But I didn't know it was the knuckle.

I would eat that, actually. Of course you would. It's part of the pig. I would eat it if it tastes good. I would eat if there's a big fat chunk of meat on it. I was thinking about the fucking stupidest hypothetical we ever came up with the other day. It was the one, oh, fuck. I forget what it was.

was, but I forgot what the first part of it was, but you said, would you rather do this or get a massage from an expert? I was just thinking but I'd just like, would you rather eat a food that's bad or get a massage from an expert?

I was on my way somewhere. I just started laughing again. Not me. Would you rather, would you rather eat food made by an expert or get a massage from an expert? Food. A thousand percent food. Wait, is it the same expert? It's an expert in both.

I want the food, man. And no matter what he's done, no matter what the expert is an expert in. No matter what he is an expert, but we don't know what he's an expert of. No matter what you choose, he's doing the other thing first. Okay. So he's lotioning hands and he's cooking or he's cookie hands and he's massaging. Here's what we can reduce the question down to using the power of mathematics. If we assume that, so it could, the best case is that he's an expert in food,

an expert of massage. Wait, wait, wait. Expert equals X. But we don't know, okay? If he's an X in something else, the worst we can assume is would you rather get a massage from somebody who's terrible at massages or food by someone who's bad at making food? Easily the food.

But he's an expert in something. He's an expert in something. He's a math genius. The worst case. The thing we got to think about here is that he is an expert in one thing. Well, how committed is the massage? It's like sensual. but is it like

someone who's bad at giving a massage is just going to not really give a massage no they can hurt you I've been hurt by massage before me too my nerve my nerve was pinched by a massage in high school and it was excruciating

the worst pain of some of the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life she pinched your worm she pinched my worm man and my shoulder she pinched your worm and your shoulder

at the same time it hurts so bad I literally think it's the worst pain I have ever experienced. I've only gotten one, or no, now two. You know what the word? I got one massage when I was a kid because I hurt my arm or my back or something. My mom was trying to cure my depression with massages.

I was really nervous. By getting them, buying massages for me. I'm bright and happy on the new year. Well, I was nervous and then I just immediately fell asleep. I didn't feel anything. During the massage, you were asleep? I just wasted it, man. Yeah, I know.

Well, you probably woke up feeling, did you take all your clothes off? I don't know. Okay, you remember. You remember. You remember. You remember. I don't remember. and then a big smile.

You had your winky out. You had your winky out at full mask. I think I was wearing shorts. Yeah, I leave on my undies. I haven't got a massage since that time that they killed me. Too scared. Yeah.

That was an expert. The nerve pain, bro. It's his worst. Anytime, when I got my wisdom tooth out over the break that we were on, and there is something called the sympathetic pain that you will get in your mouth once a wisdom tooth is removed is what my doctor was telling me and for some reason it was

this tooth and the night before I was coming back here I could not sleep because there is a pain in the nerve in this tooth and I was just up all night just going yeah that I was taking these codeine pills they gave me nerve pain is the worst oh my god I couldn't feel shit after that but it's like a tree all right guys let's get some one new year's resolution for him everybody oh I already said mine but I'm going to get my money up and I'm going to be become strong. Okay. Um, I would say I want to, uh, do everything I do, but a little bit better and a little bit more. Yeah. And for me, it's year of the grind. Yeah, it seems like we're all kind of in the same thing. We're all. What's, what's the year of what? What? Yeah, what is this year. Well, I'm saying,

let's, let's, let's think of one. Oh, we're making up a new animal. You're of the hamhawk. Year of the scorpion. Um, no, just like what is a year of what, you know, like, I just got chills saying year of the scorpion is too scary. But it's the scorpion. It's the, I don't. I don't, it's the scorpion. I I don't want to live in the year of the scorpion. I see a square. No, no, no, no. It's the year of the scorpion. We're going to take this frog out.

I have no connection to a scorpion. No, now you do. Because it's the year of the scorpion. You subscribe to the fable of the scorpion and the frog. Okay. We are the scorpion. I'm going to need everybody to go to the scorpion and the frog right now. The frog is all of you and we are the evil scorpion.

And we're going to take all of you out. we're getting nowhere we're not getting we're not making it across his river halfway through the year we're going to fall off we fall off the scorpion's going to fall off the frog so the scorpion's not stinging the frog well no he stings the frog

and the frog dies and the frog dies and the frog dies why the hell did you do that we're both going across the river together you guys see because I'm evil motherfucker because I'm a bastard Did you guys see the video of the aunt like fucking people? Yeah. That was pretty crazy. Yeah.

Year of the Ant. Year of the Scorpion. Year of the Aunt. You're of the aunt. You're the aunt. I guess it could be. Year of the aunt. We get into fine Chardonnay.

You're the baby. You're the baby. You're of the baby. I mean, it's obviously. Year of the hunted. For us, the obvious answer is Year of the Frog. Year of the hunted is kind of cool. Year of Sullivan.

Year of the Frog. Yeah. I guess, wow. I didn't even. even think about the scorpion and the we need to have a scorpion we need to have an enemy for Sullivan that is a scorpion it's not a bad idea that is a really good idea um i think it might be you're the guy year of man yeah year of boys you're of humankind you're human enough of these fucking animals i guess who is the who is your pick for 24 person of the year person of the year oh okay

after that it's a little too early to decide but you just have to make a call it's it's a yeah yeah it's a a prediction. I'm going to say this year they're going to pick Travis Keltz. Okay, I'm going to try and get like a long shot. I want to think of like, for example, like a CEO, who's a CEO of a company right now that's not important at all, but who, like, someone who's going to rise to the

occasion, you know what I mean? Who do you think is going to win the presidency this year? Oh, that's an easy, that's an easy winner of that. Like, that's probably the odds on favor is just Trump Biden. Yeah. But I want to get, I want to get like a, a long shot, you know. Yeah, yeah, no, no, you want to make a big call. Yeah, I'm trying to think here. Like, I guess maybe like, hmm, maybe like somebody, the CEO of a car company or something.

So, like, Rivian. What's that? Rivian, it's the crazy looking trucks. And, you know, the new Amazon trucks? No. Let's see what the CEO of Rivian is. RJ scaring. RJ scaring is probably my.

Oh, my God. Times person of the year, RJ scaring. Reapers, jeepers, scaring. Oh, my God. A reaper. Who does he, he looks exactly like somebody that I can't put my finger on it. I don't know. He kind of looks like one of the like face.

Yeah, I know. He looks like AI generated. I'm going to say it's the new, I'm going to say it's the new guy who's now in charge of Argentina. Oh, yeah, that guy? Yeah. That's not a bad pick. I think he's going to do something crazy. Yeah, he could do something crazy.

Here's my, here's the next thing we have to decide on for 24. It's Celebrity Deathpool. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. I've been thinking about that. I'm getting a little worried. Who do you think? Justin Bieber?

Another car crash could go down. Yeah, that's true. Sorry, I have to vent that somebody's trying to get him. I'm going to go with a little grim pick. I'm going to go Brendan Fraser. Wow. That's not a bad pick. Because I saw that movie The Whale and he was so monstrously fat.

He looked close to death. I also just think there's a thing of like his whole narrative had this thing of like Great Peak Valley. And then now kind of back on this top. and I do, it's a, like, I don't want it to be true. I don't know. What if him and I don't know how to pronounce the name, Barry Keegan? Yeah, Kihei Khoek-Wan.

Yeah, I feel bad. What if they both die at the same time? Buddy Holly plane style? Yeah. Or they do like, who's the third person that you don't really think of on the plane? Because it's always like, the big bopper.

Who's their big boppers flying the plane? Oh, big bopper is the third guy's too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, baby. They're like, oh, holy shit, the big boppers back from the dead. Yeah, and then they're like, then the plane crashes.

They go, wait, if you're here, who's flying the plane? Yeah. And you know, it's funny as fuck when they say it because of their acting skills. Yeah. It's a scene from a movie. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, who else? Under the age of, under the age of 60, who else? Helen Mirren. She's older than 60. Meryl Streep will die this year. Oof.

I have to actually, you can't, you can't have me say anything because there's been too times where a celebrity has died who and a week before i have said something who betty white and henry kissinger okay buddy so don't 120 year old people don't know it over not everyone says is going to die every single week yeah but the timing that when i say it is crazy um gust and i happened it happened no i it's you know what happens is i say that i'm going to kill them and then

they die within like a week why would you want to kill betty white i don't know why i said it that being random. Okay, say one right now. Ooh. It's going to be a young person. That's what I was going to say. It can't be an old person. That's what I'm saying.

And I can't say that I'm going. Old person is boring for celebrity death pool. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds. Deadpool. That's too much. That's way too far. Dyes on a stunt.

I could see T.J. Miller. Who does their own stunts in movies? Right? Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise could have a stunt go wrong. That would be one of the most incredible ways for him to die of all time. Oh, you know who does, you know who does his own stunts? I think the guy from

I think Homelander from the boys does his own stunts some of the time. What if Harrison Ford passes away? Over 60. Harrison Ford passes away.

That'd be a crazy celebrity death. Oh, this is actually Ansel Elgort. Okay, that's where we draw the line because I don't want to talk

about celebrity deaths anymore. Okay, we should talk about celebrities being born. I think there will be a new singer born this year. I think Amelia. Amelia,

the singer, will be born. this year. And you know what? There's going to be a new teen actor who has amazing chops. Watch out. When he gets older, they're going to be like he used to be in like a Disney show, but now he's like a fucking sick and... In 2044, Amelia's

first album will be dropping and it's called Beautiful Flower. 24. Oh, 44. 20 year old. Her first album will be dropping and it's called Beautiful Flowers in the sky. I'm also... I'm getting like a feeling about a world leader whose last name is Gonzalves. You know that spelling of Gonzalez

with a V? Yeah. It's that's going to come up. He will be born. Born this year. Okay. Guys, we got some predictions here, but I've pulled together

some predictions from the internet for us as well. Here we go. Can we pull up what the, before we go any further, can we pull up

what animal this year is? Yeah. Search, Zodiac year. Yeah. I do want to know that. Wait, wait,

everyone guess. Everyone guess. Oh, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. Oh, it's like rabbit, rabbit year. I'm going to guess all. Oh,

oh, wow. Actually, this year is going to be so sick. Wait, 204 will be the year of the wood dragon. Whoa. That's the lamest possible dragon.

No, no, no. A wood dragon could look cool. You know the thing about... Wood dragon is bad because it implies the dragon is artificial. Anything else? Air dragon, fire dragon, water, no, it's like a wood dragon.

It's like a dragon that breathes out grass. It's like an ant dragon. It's a dragon that has grass breathing ability. It's imagine. Wait, wait, wait, wait, picture this. Imagine going into an old forest, an old Chinese forest, and you see a massive tree, and then you look away,

and then you hear something move, and then you look back. eyes open eyes open up and it's going Have you ever seen like a tree that like curved up? Yeah. That'd be awesome. One of those trees that like has a curve that goes up

Like it's like a pine tree that grew wrong And it like curves and then you're like Oh this tree kind of looks like a dragon And then you sit on it and it fucking gets up And it flies away. There's like a big branch that's like a big fucking dragon's dick And it fucks you. It fucking fucks you. It fucking fucks you.

Can you, isn't it funny the dragons are just dinosaur bones not always you ever think about that can you imagine can you imagine apparently that's why Thomas back to bring back to this apparently that's why Thomas Jefferson

sent Lewis and Clark West was because he on his giant property in Monticello he found dinosaur bones and he just assumed that those creatures still existed in like the unexplored areas it's way harder to be like

oh this was millions and millions It's hundreds of millions of years ago. Just bone exists. It's so amazing how stupid everybody was back then because they didn't have the phone to look up and correct themselves. I would give Thomas Jefferson a phone. I'd go back in time.

I give Thomas Jefferson a phone. I would show him squirt off, twerk videos. I would squirt on him. And I'd show him World Star immediately. I would get back in time talking to Thomas Jefferson. I'd be like, all right, first off, buddy, Thomas Jefferson, it's out. From now on, you're T.J.

Uh-huh. Yeah, T.J. T. T.J. Malone. And you're a singer. This is called a microphone. Yeah, I would sit. I would sit him down and go, T.J. Malone, and then I would just press play on a beat.

Yeah. I play him. I play him like, I play him the instrumental of mint condition, pretty brown eyes. And I'd say, you have to sing over this right the fuck now. Back then, in those times, they would have been the most incredible freestyleers ever, because this is the age of people saying stuff, like, indubitably, and the pursuit of happiness. They would be going fucking crazy. It would be unreal.

I was thinking of Thomas Jefferson more like slow R&B style singing type of thing. Because I think we just invented Epic Rap Battles of History. We did. They don't do that on Epic Rap Battle of History though. They modernize it.

And what's more, I fucked your bitch. And it's like they wouldn't say that back down. They would say, I engaged in adultery with your woman. I engaged in adultery. Now, we had you writing for Epic Rap Battles? See? Adultery. You're going to need a poultice.

these burns you can't hold this hot like a coal is I shot you off in a catapultus yeah I'd show Catapultus exactly I'd show Thomas Jefferson a pog and would change his life I would show him pogs

I would show him pogs in the paper and also the white women I would show him like nothing would get done yeah America wouldn't exist you have 10 seconds You have 10 seconds

in the time travel. You go back, you go back and it's like America is just owned by England. You go to the future, you go back to 2024, and there's literally dinosaurs again. All society has completely crumbled.

It's planet of the apes. It's planted in 300 years. Yeah, you're like, you have 10 seconds. You're outside of the room. You open the door from across the room. them, you show them your phone. You look in your wallet and all of the money, all the president's faces are gone.

They just have squirrels and bears. I don't know what happened. You go back to the future. There's like a primitive style and a planet of the apes type man. He says, I don't know what. Somebody went back with a device and showed him what women could do with their butts in the future. changed the courts of history they tried to invent

all the humans invented a time machine they went way too far in the future he lost his mind trying to replicate the squirt he's up in his attic like in like nightmare before Christmas when he's trying to re-engineer Christmas when he's like you're showing him Howard Stern

Sibbian compilation everyone in the town is like down on the ground level like looking up like what's he doing up there there's like flashing lights and liquid squirre He got to the windows. He has a chalkboard. He's like scrolling equations.

He's singing the, what's this? Yeah. It's exactly nightmare before Christmas, but instead of Halloween and Christmas, it's Thomas Jefferson and squirting. Thomas Jefferson looking up. Making squirting,

making squirting. Women squirting. It's hers this time. Okay, 2024 predictions. I got these from a bunch of different websites and blogs. I pulled them all together. I kind of got just a wide range of all these possible different things that people say might happen in 2024.

So I'm going to go ahead and go through these and read this out to you guys and we'll see what we think if we think that these things are likely to happen in 2024. Okay. Wait, wait, so, okay. Just a way, yeah, a bunch of different stuff. All right, so let's check it out here. This is not by Juvio. This is by Cameron.

Let's go ahead here. So first off, we have this blog called Stout Standards. This is a beer place? You'd think it would be, but you can see here they have their different, they have their different sections on the website, like welcome, the Malamute Saloon. Well, saloon has beer. Coin hunting, wet articles, brain farts. Treasure Expo photos, how to use a shovel, etc. Now let's go to the next slide here, and you'll see that this is actually musings from an old beeper is the header of this blog.

And so I bet you're wondering what a beeper is. Oh, my God. And here's his article. He says, 2024, what to expect. And here's a picture of him holding a crystal ball with a picture of him in it.

Yeah. And here's what you expect. In January, Garrett issues press release stating that it will indeed introduce a metal detector. He's a beeper. He's a metal detector.

Oh. That will be capable of joining the never-ending bitching bash with Mind Lab and Nocta. And John Hallin goes off the wagon two days after getting on it. I don't know who John Hallett. John Allen must be another beeper.

I think it's just another metal detector guy this guy does not like. Or it's like good friends with and he's making a funny joke. Yeah, more likely, but it's funnier to imagine he hates him. Yeah, he's trying to tarnish his name. And then in October, the manufacturers start refining their holiday ads by finding new synonyms for words like deeper, amazing, visual, lightweight, multiple savings, et cetera. But then realize the average techie, which is I guess what they call detectors, won't know

what they mean and go back to using deeper, amazing lightweight, et cetera. This is a beautiful painting of a community that I had no idea was so tight. And here's the second thing that happens in October. Hottest new item for techies in October. O.D. Olive Green T-shirts for privy diggers with sayings like, show me your shit and I love to stink. Did he? So this guy's, this old beeper predicts that in October 2020,

we will see a lot of people wearing shirts that say, show me your shit and I love to stink. Did he go? Is this in order or did he skip? I'm skipping around. Yeah, there's a full, it's 12 different months. I'm not taking everything from all these websites. Just like.

I'm worried that he had, like, three predictions. Yeah. And we had like 24, 24 predictions for 2024. I just realized that. Two for each month. This guy's pretty smart. Yeah. And then in December, he says,

detector sales soar as many newcomers enter the fray after seeing how quickly you can become financially independent digging in the dirt. And Dick Stout, that's this guy's name, Stout, Stout, whatever it was. If he is still around. Yeah, Dick Stout, he's like 80-something years old I found on his website. Dick Stout, if he is still around, we'll put up his Christmas tree, put a wreath on the door, pour a glass of red celebrate making it

through another year and start working on his predictions for 2025 isn't that so cute and then here's what he puts at the end of his article here

I love Dick Stout Happy New Year and cheers and it's in a glass of red that's Dick stout Dick you are the man I love you what do we think about Dick's predictions

Dick I hope every single one of them comes true I will personally fund an olive green t-shirt that says I love show me your shit and I love this

that's an incredible from an 80-something thing your old guy coming up with the idea for an olive green t-shirt that says, show me your shit. It's unreal. It's incredible. All right, the next blog we're going to look at here is called, you know what it should say, okay, it says

show me your shit and then on the back it says copyright, dick, stout. That's a good idea. I would say shit. Shit should also be a metal. The eye should be a metal. That's a good idea. It's funny because it's for privy diggers which I guess there's what people who go into the septic tanks and stuff, but who would

think that, who would know? I don't even, I don't even want to say privy dickers. No. It just doesn't sound good. It sounds like a, it sounds like a slur from like 1930. It really does. It could be. This guy's old. We don't know. We have no, yeah, there's no sign of how, you know, nice of it. Born in, born in what? 1940? Yeah, something like that. He looks like a face app. He really does. I thought he was at first. The next blog we're looking at is it ain't holy water. Ah. And this is what, what this blog says here. Chief knows wetter. He says, what many are predicting for 2024, and we have an image.

Damn. 2021, it shows a bunch of people who just got their vaccines. In 2024, it shows the same amount of gravestones. Are we rocking with this prediction for 2024? I don't know. I don't think so. I hope not, because I got fucking, I got tricked into that.

I'm going to say no. No, we're not rocking with this one, with it ain't holy water. No, I mean, I would say because also, you know, I would say graves are less and less popular, too. People are getting put up into space on hot air balloons. Taxidermy, burnt to crisp. People are getting stewed.

Can you go back one slide? I just want to read what this says. Chief Nosewetters sarcasm derived through the bottom of a glass. Wow. And it's a picture of, I think, whiskey. Okay, so this is an alcoholic's blog. Yeah, it ain't Holy Water if you understand them. It looks like he created his webpage on a PowerPoint slide.

It really does, doesn't it? All right. What's the next prediction he's got? here. This is, this is, I'm just going through random stuff here. It's, I'm not, that was his only prediction. Oh, okay. This was a news article that says, time will tell. I'm a time traveler from 26, 2,671. My seven wildest 2024 predictions from UFO discoveries to whole countries disappearing. I love, I love a time traveler coming back from 16, from 2671 and writing a like shitty little article. This isn't even better than this. This article is not written by the time traveler.

It's written by someone who saw the time traveler's predictions, which are all on TikTok. This is a very audacious time traveler, too, who has some very interesting things to say about 2024. We'll see if these happen. The self-proclaimed time traveler first predicted that on May 21st, 2024, a cloud would be made self-aware by an alien species. He said the cloud would turn hostile and attack random cities around the globe, specifically San Francisco, Berlin, and London, followed by, quote, terrible thunderstorms and flooding. He says there's going to be a living cloud on May 21st. Okay. That's scary.

Do we think that might happen? I feel like that's not out of the realm of possibility. A self-aware cloud. Yeah, I mean, I feel like who are we to judge whether or not it is self-aware? Right, exactly. But I can imagine that this... I could see it happening. I can imagine these things happening, and I can imagine a large faction of people

believing that this cloud has been angered by something. Definitely. I would think that it's not a sentient cloud. I would think that it was that the aliens have a cloud-shaped ship. Or like a cloud gun that shoots a cloud around. Or it says global dorming. Global dorming? Yeah.

Global dorming. What's next? What's next here? The last prediction Alaric made is that a species of bird previously thought as extinct would reappear and begin to hum a scary melody. He said people who hear the sound would lose control of themselves and hundreds would begin passing away every single day. I think that's true. I think I could. What bird do you think it's going to do?

Didn't they clone the Dodo bird and bring it back? I don't know if they brought it back. that I saw that was fake and then just didn't care enough and just believed it? They haven't brought them back, but I'm sure they've either synthesized their meat or they're capable of bringing them back. They synthesized woolly mammoth meat, right? Yeah, but I think they also did dodo maybe.

Oh, I was due dodo after eating that shit. I don't know what the hell my body would do. Go back! Go back! The dodo, I think, is the obvious choice, but there have been a lot of birds around in history. The petro bird? Dodo's famously... Some type of moa. What about the... You know the, what's it

called? The, like, gigantic, crazy the albatross thing that's like a 50 foot wings. Or like an eagle, what's it called? A teratorn or a fucking, there's some kind of New Zealand eagle that's like gigantic. That would be a good one. Gigantic bird. And also you go the like King Kong skull face thing.

Yeah. Yeah. That's not a bird though. There's a sharpsioned hawk in my tree in my backyard. I saw a hawk pick up a mouse from the median of the highway. Oh yeah, you both were texting each other about hawk stuff. I remember this. It's cool to see Hawks.

All right, here's the next prediction. That one's fucking scary, too. This one, I don't like this. This is a scary one, too. In March, 2024, an ancient artifact is found known as Pandora's box. It is opened and releases many unknown mysteries. I hope not. The intrigue of these things went out the window with that one.

Yeah. This one, we know where you got this idea. Yeah. You're not cool. You're not original. This ain't cool. Listen, we all read these Greek myth books back when we were kids. We all read Percy John.

Jackson. An ancient artifact. I don't know. Maybe Pandora's box. Something like that. It's opened, I guess. What happens when it's open? Something bad. I guess many unknown mysteries would be released. I hate it when an unknown mystery is released. Show me a known one. Although I will say maybe we don't know about Pandora's box happening, but I can't imagine some unknown mysteries happening this year. Yeah. Here's the next prediction. Every day is an unknown mystery. Despicable Me Four makes a billion. All right. Yeah, I can see it. Is that coming? Is that coming? Is that, is that, is that, confirmed coming out? I don't know. Maybe. So this is kind of, it could be a shot in the dark. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I would say they, I don't, I don't think they would do despicable me for. They would make a bill. No, I'm saying it, unless it would make a bill. Right. You trust them. They are going to be so. What's that dream works? That is illumination. That is illumination. Well, they just did Mario. Did Mario make a bill? Maybe. Mario made a band. Almost a hundred percent. Mario definitely made one band. Yeah, it made a band. At least. At least. It at least made it. One band, I think.

Yeah, 1.36 bill. Jesus Christ. Because fucking every movie makes so much money now. Mario's, like, anything, Dispicable Me, anything animated is going to be, like, every single country is going to have the most famous actors doing the voices in it on the press tour. Dispicable Me Four is definitely making a bill. Yeah. I'm all in.

Lock it in. Lock it in. Yeah. Do you have like a good sound effect for lock in? What's it called? Go on Draft Kings. I put this in. Lock it in.

I might have a better one. But anyway. Um, pickable me, Meg and Bill. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't have a better one. These buttons are so sticky. They are. They're just like sticking in when I press.

Oh, no. It's fine. Do that one again. Yeah. Well, we're only going to do that one. There's two sound effects. There's two sound effects now, Julio. You have to use the audio.

So this is the lock-in sound and then when we don't like a prediction. Okay. Wait, let's go back and do all. No, we're not going to do that. And, guys, we need it. at the end of the year, we're going to come back and we're going to see what came true. Oh, that's a good idea.

TikTok trend, cheddar chops. Some people don't know anything about cheese. In 2024, other people will have hashtag cheddar chops. They're just charming and good around cheese. Talking about it, tasting it, sharing it. This one I do, I actually do think that this will happen because hashtag cheddar chops. I think hashtag cheddar chops, I don't think it will go by this name,

but I do think that a, like, what was it? What was it last year? What was it last year? Everyone got into really. Cheddar chops is going to be the big thing. Chaturcouter, people got into charkootery. People got into chakoterie, so I think the next logical step is that, yeah. Well, yeah, but you're learning, you're learning the basics of meat and cheese that goes together very well.

I guess, but wouldn't cheddar chops already, wouldn't they have already have burned the cheddar chops with the chakouthery? Like wouldn't it move to a some people. Some people, I guess. Well, there's two factors. I guess in 2024 some people will know about cheese. That's going to be true. Well, this is. Lock it in.

Lock it in right. No, no, no, no, no, no. I would, I'm debating the opposite. this is hinging on this going viral and being a trend. A viral cheese trend. There's no fucking way. You don't know that. There's absolutely.

The impetus for the viral trend is not that anything happens. It's just that the viral trend right now is that some people have hashtag cheddar chops. Yeah. Also, I feel like viral shit hinges on the ability for people to just copy it and do it. Right. Whereas getting into like the upper echelons. Well, maybe people are going to be posting pictures of cheese and say hashtag cheddar chops. I mean, this is a millennial trend. If you want this to happen, you guys have to

flex your influence as much as possible. A new cheese drops. Okay, everyone post a picture of your cheese that you're eating and do hashtag cheddar chops. God damn it. Post a picture of what has to be cheddar. All right. It has to be cheddar. Well, cheddar chops is speaking for cheeses and for all cheeses. Then it should be cheese chops. Next prediction. A mysterious plague will spread all over the world, which will cause people to sleep, and hence we'll bring a halt to the entire world. Lock it in. Lock it in right now. I think this already happened in 2020. Yep. It's going to happen again. I actually, you know, I have been saying, I think a new disease is on its way. I've been saying this a lot. That's maybe my prophecy. I think that there's something is going to, it's going to have been

around for a minute. They're going to be, we just, we've been seeing, we didn't know what to test for, but now we've seen that this has been taking over. I don't know about the sleeping part, but I really like the picture, too. I think that's supposed to be Nostradamus. Oh, definitely an AI photo. Yeah. I mean, I think if 2020 proved anything, I think it's that we are definitely susceptible to sleeping. To sleep to a major halt of Earth via the sleep.

What do you guys think? Are we locking it in or are we boning it? I think we're boning it. I would say... Because it's not original. It feels at this point like whatever I say, you're just going to do the opposite. So what do you want to do?

What are you talking about? I said no cheese chops and then we... It was cheddar chops. It's cheddar chops. It's cheddar chops. It's cheddar chops. It's cheddar chops. Cheddar chops.

Yeah, there was no cheese chops. It was cheddar chops. I like cheddar chops. No. Because this one is a mysterious plague. Yes or no? No. It's a flop.

It's a bone. It's a bone. It's a bone. Cheddar chops I want to hit. The good one. A popular talk show host is rumored to be considering a career change that could shock their loyal viewers. This already happened.

This already happened with Drew Barrymore's breaking the strike. But she's not that. There was no career change. There was a. Well, there is a... What do you mean? It's a career change. What's the word I'm looking for here? A perception change.

Right, but this says a career change. So, do they need to be a sitting talk show host now? Because Conan's new show is going to come out. Maybe that's what they mean is the career change, like, into back into being a talk show host. Well, his new show is just him doing the remotes. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, then that...

But I will say, I do think I can see Kimmel and I can see Fallon switching it up. Kimmel Action Star. Kimmel Action Star. Kimmel, Tom Cruise, dies in a stunt in Dead Reckoning 2. He gets the bends from a submarine stunt. Jimmy Kimmel takes his place as his character, as Ethan Hunt's son, Jimmy Hunt. Or Jimmy Fallon returns to musical comedy. Yes.

Jimmy Fallon back to stand-up, drops the show and goes a full stand-up. Yep. Do you remember he had an album of songs? No, I don't. 2003, he had an album's music. He goes, he's full rap, comedy rap. What I wouldn't give to see. see Jimmy Fallon drop some, some bars.

Yeah. Oh, well, buddy. Couldn't imagine it. Buddy, there's a segment on the tonight show that you need to see. I don't watch it very often. I'm on the tonight show. Everybody. Shut up, bro.

I was on the tonight show. There's a, at the, you can see me in the crowd at the end. That does not count. Yeah, it was, it was, it was, all right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, look it up. One last, look it up. It's Kevin Bacon and Greta Gerwig episode. And what's his name?

We have to get through these predictions. did stand up and I'm in the credits and I high five Jimmy Fallon. You're disgusting. You're a bug. No one's going to look for it. Okay, popular talk show host Changing Career. We did not even think about Colbert leaving to become

a minister. Or president. Or president. As his character! Oh, wrong one. We're locking it in. Next one, this is a series of stuff from a forum I found. I did a reading yesterday about the state

of female rap and what events will be taking place in quarter one, January, February, March. The chair cart is a tarot reading for the state of female rap. The chair card implies a departure or vacancy. There might be a notable figure or influence leaving the female rap community during this period that creates a shift in the dynamics.

When did they predict this? When was that? Because remember Doja Cat said that she was leaving? This is for 2024 for the first quarter. Can we maybe have a swap between late night host and female rap start? Not a bad idea. There's more though. I'd keep going here. Post two. female rapper changes her image. A female rapper

will be taking chances when it comes to her image and exploring news, aesthetics, or themes in her music career. This new image could be risky indicating a departure from their previous image or works, but I'm seeing them willing to try new things. For this female rapper, I think that she is taking a lot of initiative when it comes to creativity and projects, and she

is confident in what the future holds for the outcomes of these projects. This will come with a lot of like having to defend her choices, but I'm seeing her have a bold demeanor. What a fucking lame prediction. Just be like, yeah, someone's going to change all this stuff. And I'm so proud of her for doing it. There's one more female rap prediction. We can do these

all as a group where we can decide whether to lock these in or not. Number three, Cardi B's overall 24 career prediction. There will be discord or issues within Cardi B's social or professional circles. There might be challenges related to relationships that could impact the trajectory

of her career. She will be experiencing feelings of depression, anxiety, or a sense that someone might be working against her. There is potential emotional challenges that could affect her well-being, and professional outlook. Cardi B may find opportunities to take breaks or enjoy moments of leisure.

This could be important for maintaining her creative energy. I'm seeing she's going to step back and take a vacation of some sort. Let's lock that one in. That one feels pretty sad. Yeah, I'm pretty happy with that one. I think the first two.

Such a good prediction. Yeah. I think Cardi B is going to go on vacation. Cardi B will go in 2020 to Miami for vacation. She will go on a vacation and I think she will shake her butt. Yeah.

I think she'll probably take a break and go on vacation. I think she will, isn't this, this is like, didn't her and her, her husband just divorce? Offset. Yeah. I don't know. Her husband is still offset. Did they divorce? They divorced. They have not been together for a while. And she announced in a, I think it was a, definitely, that did not happen in the last day. She announced in an X space. Or no, it was an Instagram live. We haven't been together for weeks is what I saw. But also she announced in a Twitter space. You were like commenting on it as it was happening. No. Cardi, no.

Cardi, I'm so sorry this happened to you. Cardi, I hope this does not affect your musical career. You need to go on vacation. Cardi, I swear to God, if you don't go on, take some time for you. You need to enjoy some moments of leisure. Cardi, I'm going to do a tarot reading for you. Yeah. But what I'm thinking from that is that isn't because she just got divorced from offset,

which you could call him now off off the picture. Out of the picture, it could be his new name. Yeah. Maybe there's someone in her circle who's still working for him. and that could be the discord she's going to experience. She's trying to hide all her income because he's going to try

and take her money in the divorce. They were in the baby shark movie together. The most like schizophrenic thing. Just like, Cardi, there's someone is working for offset in your crew. Someone in your crew is a mole. Get out now.

You need to go to Miami. You need to go. Cardi, you need to take moments of leisure. Cardi, drink some tea. Shake your butt. Cardi, I know that It relaxes you. Cardi.

I know that this is your... I know you can't go back. You can't go back. I know that you're going to be... Cardi, I know you love the game. You will be completely, you will be completely swayed by your appearance in the baby shark movie. He will think that you'll have to get back with him

because he and I are in the baby shark movie together. You need to stay the fuck away from family. You need this. By the way, Cardi, I also heard that in female rap, there will be one female rapper who is going a departure from her image. Do you know who that could be? Let us know. Start doing death metal and heavy rock.

Let us know. Do you like heavy rock? Do you like heavy rock? Do you like Metallica style music? Yeah. Do you like, I don't know, maybe you could start singing like, instead of doing rapping, you could start doing like a kind of like rap meets rock type of music. There is a, there is a mole in your in your crew.

By the way. Do you like rock and roll? Do you like rock and roll? Cardi, I saw your divorce. Please, for the love of God, hold off the proceedings for at least six to eight years because I am going to law school right now. I am just enrolled in law school. I will win this case for you.

I will save you. I am the type of lawyer who will kill offset for you. I am a great lawyer. I am a great lawyer. I am a great lawyer. I am a great lawyer. I am a great lawyer.

I am the rock and roll lawyer. Trust me. I know. I know. I know. I am a lawyer. And then like after, yeah, like 7,000 text messages. There's finally response.

And it's like, hey man, this is not carding beast number. I don't know who you are. Please stop texting. Just trying every number until you get one. All right. Let's look at the next prediction here. Let's see this. These are a few pop culture predictions.

Taylor Swift will finally come out as a lesbian slash bye. Director Brian Singer will be exposed. Lizzo will have a massive weight loss. Chuckie the Killer Doll TV show will come out of the closet. And fat people will disappear. Fat people will disappear. These are some pop culture ones that I found.

I don't know if Chuckie the doll announced that he has a nine. non-binary son. That was years ago. Child. That was 20 years ago. Have you seen that one clip of Chuckie announcing that the boy, the, Chuckie's non-binary son is from 2004?

Non-binary child. Sorry. But they, they confirmed on the show last year. That Chuckie respects the non-binary child. Chuckie respects the non-binary and stuff. He's a killer, but he's not an asshole.

He's not a monster. Yeah. He's not a monster. He's a living dog. Yeah. I can't speak for the Chucky one. But I don't think he'll come out of the closet. It feels like Brian Singer has kind of already been exposed. Yeah, I know.

Brian Singer's been exposed for a while. Yeah, I don't think he's. Maybe they mean exposed in a different way. Exposes being innocent. There'll be a dearth of evidence. Let's go down the line here and let's quickly, I would say the Taylor Swift one could happen if her and Travis don't make it. Yeah, as Travis.

If Patrick's man of the year, prediction comes true, maybe something has happened. Man, time person of the year, the man who turned Taylor Swift gay. Brian Singer, that's a lock. Yeah. Because it just happened already. He'll just get exposed by one more person. The Lizzo thing, I'm Luke Warm on, I don't know. I don't think she'll, no, she can't lose weight.

Okay, Pat says she can't lose weight. He thinks she's incapable. No, it's not that she's incapable. It's that she's not allowed to. I think Chuckie is also, I'm also. I'm not letting her. I'm going to hear. Lizzo, don't you dare.

Don't you dare lose any wing. Texting two phones, texting Cardi B and listening. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. That's the image change. Whoa. Damn. Oh, my God. I didn't even think.

Actually, you know what, Lizzo? Because we already locked in the other one, get on that fucking treadmill right now. And wait, maybe also if we're tying them together, maybe Brian Singer will be exposed to the mysterious things that come out of Pandora's box. He is exposed to the new disease. Yeah, that makes you sleep. Chucky will not come out of the car.

exposure. So, yeah, that's definitely... I think that people would disappear. I'm not feeling that one so much. That feels like maybe it's like a commentary on the ozempic rage.

Right. I still don't think that's going to happen. The 600 pounds systems are no longer 600 pounds. All right, we got a few more predictions here. Let's see what else we got. Here's a three, a triple.

Water disasters, let me read these out. That one is scary for us specifically because there's a big bulging thing in the corner of office. There's an earthquake and tsunami in Japan yesterday. Oh my God.

Whoa. Okay, so this is, let me read these out then. Water disasters, fires at homes and businesses, so those waters and fires, and occultic practices could increase because of hardships. All of them lock. Yeah, easy. These are easily, I could see these so easily happening. There is a pending water disaster over there. Yeah, there's something really bad happening.

But there's a water disaster that already happened in the earth. There are noises from that water over there. It's going to burst. and I think I saw somebody's house on fire on the news. Yeah, I saw there was a volcano last year at the end of the year in that country. Volcano country. Volcano world.

Volcano town. Yeah. Volcano-topia. All right. What's the next one? But what do you guys think about occultic practices? Oh, yeah. What are you talking about? Everyone's a fucking witch now. I guess you're right. Everyone's got these Betty page bangs and they're all doing witch stuff. They got a whole witch story over in damn

Bushwick. Everyone's got these shirts that say let's summon a demon. Yeah. Let's play with This Ouija boy. Let's murder my neighbor. Occultic practices could increase because of hardships. I could see Joe wearing a full set of all those shirts wearing only those shirts. Of like a fun graphic tea?

Yeah. I don't really wear graphic tea anymore. You wouldn't actually do it, but I could imagine you doing it and makes me smile. Back in the day, I was a big graphic tea guy. Yeah. Then I realized I just can't keep living that way. No, no. There's an age you get to. It's time where it becomes time and you can't wear a Tom and Jerry hood is sweatshirt anymore.

You can't be walking around wearing a sour patch kids hat there's an age you get to and it's just you look like a dope yeah look like a dunce yeah some of us some of us you have to graduate to yeah yeah exactly you have to graduate your style you got to start wearing sports merch for teams you don't know anything about yeah that's what I do one shot where one shot two kills yeah um the Hiroshima carp they're the carp that's a good name yeah that's cool sometimes you like you turn 26 and you decide I'm not going to wear...

Are you 26? Yeah. You turn 26 and you're like, I'm going to wear... Get the fuck out of your old ass, bro. I'm going to wear loafers every day for some reason. I'm changing my celebrity death pool for 2024. I found out how old Bass Patrick is.

Old Patrick. That's scary. I hope you don't die Patrick. You start wearing loafers every day instead of normal shoes for some reason. I'll never understand a loafer. Oh, I just thought of something really good for 2024. For people who are in their late 20s in 2024,

they're not on today. Get with the loafers and stop with the stoferes. That's good. That's good, right? I would say, I would say don't wear loafers, though. No. I just think loafers are kind of clown shoes. Well, the ones that I have have tassels and they're killed loafers.

Oh, yeah, that's way cooler. Stop wearing the hokas and start eating the pokey. Have you seen the hokas that look like they're like a backpack? Yeah. That's kind of cool. What do you mean? They're like weird. They're kind of like a squishy backpack.

They kind of look like a squishy backpack. A squishy backpack? A shoe that looks like a squishy backpack? They look cool, man. In what way? All right, one last prediction here. What is the final prediction? This is from Pastor Enoch at a boy.

The general overseer of the redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, has delivered prophecies for the year 2024. Here are a few of his prophecies. Prophecies are different than predictions. Yeah, they're basically. A lot of these have been prophecies. Okay. Here's his prophecies that I want to read.

to you guys. Let's get to the prophecies, please. I'm ready to... Hello, I need... Let's get to the next slide, please. Any minute now, I would love to... Okay. On individuals, he said,

there are some people who would start the year as nobody but become significant before the end of the year. Joe. Get ready to grab many opportunities this year. Guys, Matt Rife, Ark. He's gonna blow up on TikTok.

We're all gonna blow up. Everybody is eating this year. I thought that you were just talking. I thought I was going to just say only Joe is going to become a Matt Rife type figure. We've been nobodies. I'm glad you pointed me on us

a nobody in your life. Well, I thought that we were all nobodies at this table completely, but I thought that only one of us would thrive. Was really a nobody. No, man. This is the year all of our friends who are complete nobodies.

Let's be honest. Everybody we know is a nobody. We're a nobody. We're going to become. Nobody losers. Look at us. Look at us. Person of the year.

The friend group. Whoa. The first friend group. Wow. The first friend group to get person of the year. The gang. The first friend group to get person of the year besides essential workers. Yeah.

They do have a group chat. The essential workers. Damn, wait. The group chat is the person. The group chat's not a bad get. Like, that's a good one. A hundred to one odds. You might.

Time person of the year. Is the group chat. The group chat. The cover is like whatever mess. got the most react to that the most thumbs up the funniest joke

oh my god wow the group chat yeah that's amazing that would be get ready everybody we have 2024 it's time to grab

opportunities grab them it's the year of the scorpion it's the year of the frog is the grind it's the year of the the frog and the scorpion it's the year of the group chat

it's the year of the 1700s wait a minute if you combine a frog and a scorpion together doesn't it look like a wood dragon I guess if you're covered in wood

If you think about it It's frog and a scorpion is kind of a dragon-esque If you look at the shape It's the year of the laugh It's the year of the it's not the year of the scorpion It's the year of the scorpion and the frog Yeah I don't know about that one

I don't know about the scorpion and the frog in general It's got some implications that I'm not so keen on Okay then it's the year of the frog on top of the scorpion Oh wow The scorpion gives the frog a ride across the desert. Year of the desert. The year of the Sahara.

Just imagine trying to live your life by the phrase the year of the desert and try and figure out what that could possibly entail to live a year of the desert. Yeah, no water. Dry. Dry as a bone.

Yeah. It's year of eczema, y'all. This year's going to be dry as a bone. All right. Your bone's going to be dry as a bone. We'll be back to regularly scheduled programming. Oh, that's the last prediction.

That was, yeah, grab opportunities. It's positive. It's a prophecy. Here's an opportunity for you to. Honestly, I think the last prediction should be that got Dick Stouts making a 20, 25 prediction list. Stout standard. Stout standard. Here's an opportunity that you can grab.

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Let's send him this episode. Let's see what he thinks. And we're going to have a poll that says should Patrick's thoughts come back as a music style show. And Patrick's got a poll. Patrick has been killing it in the stew. He's been going crazy in the stew. That's true. Every time I see him now, he's touching a piano.

Well, I guess that's about all the housekeeping we got to do for 2024. Happy New Year, everybody. And we get ready to become significant. Thank you. Goodbye. is my first ever post on that website. Okay, okay. Tunezone.net. I was 13 years old. And this is subject line, I went to the carnival recently. Wow. I like it already. So family guy does come up. Yesterday I went to the carnival. While I was looking at walking around,

I saw plenty of games. At those games, many character-based stuff toys were there, including cartoon characters such as SpongeBob, Superman, Nemo, Batman, and a few of the Simpsons. But the character with the most toys was That, that, that, that. Stoie Griffin. That's an adult animation. Yeah. I know.

I was like, bitch. I was really concerned about this. They range from massive to very small. Brian, Peter, Meg, Chris, and Lois also had toys. I even saw, I even saw plenty of toddlers with Brian dolls, which there's no way. No.

You lied. There's no way. I had to have been lying. Yeah. I've never seen a Lois. Dahl. I've seen one. I understand. I've seen quite a few.

I understand that many adults and teens go to the carnival tube, so I was not very surprised. However, many of the games with the Griffin clan... The Griffin clan is crazy. I love what, like, it still gets me every single time when somebody talks about the family guy characters as if they're like, Like family friends, you know? Yeah. You're an amazing writer as a child.

Oh, because I also wanted people to think I was older than I was. That comes across, yeah. So, yeah. Had a sign saying 12 and under. I was somewhat surprised by this. I also recently saw an action figure featuring Jasper, which I forgot about Jasper. Who did that? Oh, yes, yes.

The replacement, Brian. With the message on the package 8 and up, I know that Family Guy gets wonderful ratings from the 9 to 14 demographic, but wouldn't Foxx, want to hide that fact rather than embracing it. Oh, my God. That's crazy. It's so it's somebody you're trying to sound

older in those posts. But your subject matter is giving. You were trying to sound like 10 years older, but you accidentally sounded 30 years older. You sound like a Christian mom. No.