Podcast About List - Ep. #273 - Techonology Week

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

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Cheers, my friends. Technology Week. Cheers to technology week. Cheers to a thousand years more of this technological war. Thank you for being here, my two friends. This is what I eat and drink. Thank you for being a trend. Thank you for being a trend.

A trending topic. A trending topic. A friendly mop that's got to speaks in coptic. A buppy friend. A friendly mop that's got a bucket friend. The mop is glopping and slopping. In the future. Across the floor.

You know what's amazing? I just realized the other day. Probably in 10 years. No fucking janitors. It's all just going to be robots. We don't have to ever have a janitor again. I saw one of the stop and shop robo following around a guy at stop and shop. And by stop and shop, I think I mean market basket.

Nope. I'm thinking of stop and shop. When was this? Stop and shop. This was over Christmas? is. It chased a guy. A guy came in and it started walking right behind him. You didn't see a robot chasing man. It was literally this one. What was this man? A slug?

He was walking and then he turned around and he got really scared because there's a robot on there. Robots chasing him because he's leaving a trail of slime as he walks. They have those cleaning robots, but they're for security. But they try to make them appear a little less scary with the eyes. That's scary. That's scary. That's scary. Because it was that with the eyes, but it was also dressed as Santa Claus. Ew. Horrifying. So it had eyes

and a beard right under its eyes. This is our first week and a hat. The next step is you had hair. Yeah. This is our first episode back since Christmas break. Basically, our first one altogether in the stew. A lot of stuff happened. Without random parasites jacking our style. True. What's

gone on? Random parasites jacking our style. Yeah, I'm talking about E1. Oh, yes. Well, do not. Basically trying to take over our first premium episode of the year. Take it over. They were begging us. Please, can we do another collab? I'm like, I really don't want to. I actually kind of like riding solo, guys. I like riding solo with my

two friends that together are three. I like riding or triple tandem bike together. Speaking of three friends, a different amount of a different type of person. I went and saw the Iron Claw. And so did I. Let's talk about this shit. Let's talk. Let's talk.

Okay, so first of all, I'm going to give spoilers, but there's no spoiler warning here. You don't turn it off if you don't because it's a real story, so there's no such thing as spoils. It doesn't matter. I feel. I feel the same way. Now, first here, I'm going to first tell a story about my experience. Then I'll have a question. Okay.

Can you? So, during this movie, everybody dies in the movie. Fucking, everybody is, it's a real story, Patrick. I don't know anything of the story. I don't know anything of the story. I could look it up. Can you, okay, can you say it? No, I'm going to tell my story.

You're never going to see this movie. You're just interrupting a story for no reason at all. No, no, no. I have a, I have a suggestion. I want to see this movie very bad. Can you, can you change? Very bad. What are you talking about?

It looks really good. I want to see it this week. It's fine. I want to see it this week. You haven't been to a movie in three years. Can you change the names, change the name of the movie to a movie that I've seen? No.

So that it's not a spoiler and I think that this is a... I think Iron Man. Wow. Okay. Yeah, I've seen Iron Man. So in the scene in the movie, when Jeremy Allen White kills himself near the end. Everybody's...

I saw this at the Nighthawk, which is a dine-in, a movie theater where you get the food. You get a meal. A movie theater where you get the food. get the food. You get the food. They bring the food to you, which I don't like very much.

It's so fucking expensive. It's crazy. We only went because we had a gift card. It's insane. Anyway, this scene, this is probably the scene in the movie that's very sad.

Probably. Probably the scene in the movie that's very sad. I'm doing a little movie review along with this. But he kills himself. He kills himself. And literally in the entire theater, I can hear everybody around me. I can hear these people sniffling and cry.

I can hear people crying all around me. Like just genuinely. crying. I hear baby type sniffles of like, of crying. I see the guy sitting in front of me. He has his head in his hands. It's the saddest I've ever seen a group of people in public and I was thinking, I was couldn't stop

but smiling and chuckling to myself because I could not stop thinking about how funny it would be if right at that moment, the waiters brought me out a gigantic triple-decker hamburger. They bring out fajitas. It's one of the ones that explodes in cheese. Oh, yeah, they're a bear burger.

They have to pour the cheese on top as you. Because everyone around was like, and it's somebody's birthday. Happy birthday. Here's the birthday burger boy. Here's the birthday burger boy. It's like burning cheese is going over my pocket. They have a special.

They have a special for the birthday burger boy. It's, if it's your birthday, you get a triple-decker hamburger that has camera that has a Camembert cheese. thing that explodes out. It made me really want to pay attention to what point in the movie that happens and go back and try and get that, try and line that up. Like get my organ right before. So right when he's like, when the brother's carrying him in his arms, they're like,

because the other thing about that theater is you can tell when somebody orders food near you because you can smell it. Yeah. So everyone would be crying and they would just start smelling. Yeah, they're already sniffling. They're already sniffling. So they look over. You have a burger that's this tall. You have a dagwood and you're going.

And I'm just going. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh, I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten since lunch. I had an experience watching that. Sorry, go ahead and finish your... That's the end, but I have a question for after you tell you your experience.

My experience was I went to the Regal, the Regal of downtown, the Essex, and they have the reclining chairs. And I would just like to say, I'm somebody who goes into every movie theater, and I think that there's going to be an attack every single time. These chairs obliterate this fear. Because you're basically asleep. I'm too comfortable to get out of my chair, even if I was getting shot at. 100%. Every other movie theater I go into, I think, oh, I could do a double backflip over that staircase and I could probably save hundreds of lives by disarming the person. This, I ain't doing shit.

No. If they walk in and I'm in a recliner and I'm Thanksgiving full off popcorn, I'm dead. Yeah. My whole family is dead. I was trying to, I get the same fear and I was trying to comfort myself at the Nighthawk being like, well, nobody, this place is so fucking expensive. Nobody's going to go there and try and kill everybody. But then I was saying like, well, if you're about to kill everybody and either get put into prison for life or kill yourself right after, would you not spend all the money you have left on nachos? That's true.

Would you not spend $100 on a movie ticket and then $500 more on food before you go out in a blaze of glory? I went there with Brandon one time and we bought a whole bottle of wine. It's a crazy place. It shouldn't exist. I see people around me ordering multiple rounds of snacks. They're literally spending $75 during a movie. It's unbelievable. You think, oh, beer in a movie.

And you're spending $7 on a PBR. I had a $16. I had a $16 bud light when I saw. Yeah, it's crazy. It's so insane. That should be, you should be shot if your business sells Bud Light for $16. Well, that's kind of what we're getting at. Anyway.

Oh, my God. Right. Yeah. These are the most likely spots for an attack. We should not name the theater by name then, because then there could be some James Holmes style crazy out there that listens to us and thinks that that's a coded message. Right. Some kind of a fan of you who decided to listen to me and Caleb just because we were in proximity

to you. Yeah, but mostly here for Patrick. Yeah. Wait, you think I'm the magnet for those. And probably will, well, I'm the crazy magnet.

You're the crazy. And probably not the Joe Biden song guy. Those people are all reasonable. They're leftists. Yeah. Those are. That's true. Right.

That even scared me. Okay. But let me ask my question. I guess this is mostly a question for Caleb. Who's who? Come on. Which one of us is which brother? I don't know the movie, so I don't know if it's going to be insulting.

Because here's what, I have one that I want to throw out there right away. Okay. Julio is the dad. Yeah. Julio is the dad. I agree. Abusive. Yep.

Abusive. Uh, trying to live vicariously through us. Exactly. He couldn't make it. He couldn't make it. So now he needs to see us make it. He needs to see us make it. He needs to see the family.

Okay. Then which one is, uh, I think Pat is Jeremy, Alan White. Oh. That's sad. Well, I guess I kill myself. I was going to say Pat, everybody kills themselves in this movie. Oh. I would say, um, Pat is the little skinny one who gets brain damage.

Oh, Pat is the one who just wants a career of music. Yeah, this is you. This is you just off of looks. The tall one? Yeah. And then I'm a combination of the other two guys basically. Well, I think the patches is Zach Efron. Also, I'm so stupid that I would shoot myself in the heart instead of the head.

Yeah. That was so, I was like, I was like, wait. Well, you hear the gunshot. You hear the gunshot and you see the blood dripping. as he carries the body and then he lays him down on the table I'm like, okay, I'm rubbing my hands together, okay, I get to finally

see this fucking loser from the bear get his head exploded and then, God damn it, he shot himself in the heart. Crazy. Elliot Smith bullshit. Most dramatic way to kill yourself. No. That's what they're hinting at.

With a sniper shot. The dad shot him with a sniper. That's my theory. I need to see this movie. I need to see this movie now. It's fine, man. It's okay, but here was my problem with the movie.

I think I told you guys this. end of the movie, I'm sure you agree, is the end of the movie is everything has gone wrong in this guy's life, his entire family, everyone he loves is dead. And he has two sons and they're doing okay. And at the end, he starts bawling, crying. But then his son's cheer him up and they play football. Could that not have just been him having like a really nice time at a water park or he could have eaten an amazing lunch? That was the only part of the movie that made me tear up Why the, why the fuck, how does that, it's still the saddest story ever. This is not an uplifting.

Why'd they even try? Yeah. I thought the part where, uh, there's a fifth brother. There's another brother who killed himself too. They got cut out because he's the saddest one. Where they're in the afterlife and they, and they see the little kid. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

Yes, yeah. I could not. They travel to the afterlife. Well, yeah, they die. Well, no, like, in the movie, they go to head. There's a scene of them in heaven. It's not heaven, but it's the afterlife. And it's not real.

They go to hell? It's not real. It's just. in a movie. It's a movie scene. But they meet their... It's all the adult brothers, but they meet their oldest brother who died when he was a kid and he's still a little kid. And he's like,

you must be Jack. And they little kids is like... Yeah. The smiles at him and a little kid smile. It's so scary. Yeah. Yeah, no, I just comically sad to the point where I didn't even feel sad. I felt nothing. I felt. Yeah.

I felt nothing. The only thing that made me cry was when the guy, when he was looking at his kids playing football and he was thinking about playing football with his brothers. The only interesting, or the entire movie, it was, okay, this brother starts playing, what do they do, wrestling, and he dies, okay. Oh, this other brother's going to start wrestling.

Okay, well, he'll probably kill himself badly. Multiple times in the movie, it was that every fucking brother. Several times in the movie, Zach Efron would say something like, well, looks like everything's perfect right now and then it would immediately cut to a brother dog. Yeah, the brothers just... They did that with every death was just Zach Ephron being like,

looks like things are finally looking up, And they would come to a phone call, like, your brother is dead. And by the way, they're going to have to remake this movie in 20 more years when the Zach Efron character also kills himself. Here's something crazy that I learned. He survived for now. Did you know in real life, the Zach Efron character's two sons, they also became pro wrestlers? Oh, no. That's good.

They're going to die, too. It's crazy. The whole family is pure death and destruction. It's an actual curse, I'm convinced. Yeah, it's incredible. It made me so wish that I had this kind of family. Yeah. Just tons of brothers.

I mean, the thing is, you don't have, there's no, you don't have to become an interesting person or be good at anything. If you have five brothers who die, you still get a movie made about you. Yeah. Even if they, even he didn't even win world champion. Exactly. He wasn't even that good. No, he was the worst of the brothers. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And he's still got a movie where he gets to be the, every other brother went so hard in their careers that they died. It's about if you're too big of a pussy, you see everyone around you die. And then you just have to have a son. And here's, yeah, here's your consolation. You have a beautiful family. And not that beautiful in real life. They really, I'll say it, guys, they really dolled up the family for the movie.

They dolled, that's them dolled up. Yeah, dude. Oh, Zach Efron, I said this to you guys also. Great actor. Looks insane. Can't be in any other movie except this one. No, completely. He, well, he's a good, he's doing good, but you can't see any emotion on his face. It's crazy. He's like, yeah, he has no humanity. He has a full Easter Island head. He's become, and guys, I'm seguing here. Yeah. A cyborg. Technology. Julio, pull up that video. Technologic.

Pull up that video because that's the... That's a perfect song. Okay. Wait, what's this? This is the... So it is technology we are on the show. Actually, would we get DMC-Aid? Did we play this?

This is the guy singing A-O technology. He's not really singing. He's not really singing. get to her she knows that it's right here for okay so you know traditionally on this usually on this show on this show we each we each make something yeah powerpoint write something report report like a report like a rubber

I did because... Painting. You YouTube search technology. I looked at A.O. Technology. It's a good song. I mean, it is a good song, but also really nothing for audio people. Or video people really either.

People who listen on the audio will get to... Maybe they've never heard it before. The song. They've never heard the song before. You've never heard it. You've never heard that song? What's it by?

50 cent, Timbaland. See? 50 cent in tempo. See, now we're opening Cameron up to this. That's true. I mean, I've been wanting to basically give them hip-hop education. Yeah, we've never, I mean, what does he listen to?

ABC by Jackson 5? Mark Kozalack. ABC by Jackson 5 got to be one of my favorite hip-hop songs, personally. It's that in Wutan. I feel like the bars are a little bad in that. The bars? The bars. I think the bars are rhyming.

They're just not like hard-type bars. They go hard. I think the bars are dummy. Be careful. You said, oh my God. I got them to say beak. Bird. Bird ass.

That was two. We had one of the most insane spills earlier. We had a fully more of an explode. It was a full explosion. I could not believe it. We called this in sports an unforced error. I was walking and just drop my coffee for no reason at all. Nobody even didn't trip on anything.

Just was holding the coffee and then just decided to let go. You got hit with the limp ray. I think I do. I think that's my problem with spilling is that I have bad wrist posture. You need to get one of those squeezers. No. Do this, do that work out. But then next time I'm choking my chicken, I'd pull the thing on.

You squeeze it. Don't bring that up. You squeeze it a little bit. But not, you don't have to squeeze it all the way. But that's what I mean. I'm squeezing it as hard as I can right now. He's trying to make a Play-O snake. You're just not going to be able to not squeeze.

Well, yeah, because I won't know my own strength. Yeah, he's trying to make Plato snakes with his dung. Yeah, it sounds like you're squeezing too hard in general. He's doing this. You're supposed to squeeze. We don't need to squeeze enough that you're worried that you're strength. You're supposed to squeeze to make it feel like a... You don't need to squeeze.

You don't need to squeeze. Like a, you know what? A hand? Make it feel like a... A woman's hand. A squeezer? A woman's squeezer. A squeezer. It squeezes you. Yeah, it's supposed to be a full squeeze experience. You don't need to squeeze that much.

You maybe need to squeeze a little. I guess if, you know, maybe your hand is bigger than the... Or you could just be a freak. A freak at least. And you need to squeeze that thing. I don't even curl my hand at all. You rub the sides. Yeah.

I get it up there like this. I go around. I go like this. I go like this. I rub it horizontally. This is what I'm doing. Imagine this is my thing. You hit the top of it?

Like kind of a cat batting at a fish and a little bell. Yes. That's what I should be doing. Have you ever done that? I do this. Where you have an erect hard penis and the tip of it for some reason it hits something and it feels like it gets pushed and maybe you lose an inch. Speaking of hit and getting hit, my, my girlfriend has, you know, the, whoa.

Chill, bro. My girlfriend has a black eye. Speaking of getting hit my girlfriend. My girlfriend has this thing on the toilet, like what are the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it looks, like, looks, like, it matches the, what is the word? What is the word? Is it doily? Is that the word? For what? Wait, it's, wait, a doily on the toilet seat? Do you have one of those things on the toilet seat?

The fuzzy toilet seat covers? That makes you, it gets nasty shit on it? Doesn't get nasty shit, doesn't get nasty shit, doesn't? It does, it's on the inside seat or the lid of the lid. Oh, okay. But the carpeted toilet seat is one of the most psychotic thing. That's crazy. I don't think I've ever seen that.

You never seen that? No. This is my mom's old boss had one in her house. And she had a water bed. Oh, this lady's a freak. Yeah, she definitely. Want to fuck on the toilet. She wanted to get fucked on the toilet.

Waterbed in her guest bedroom. Whoa. That is a swinger kind of thing. But the, so she's got the doily on the lid. But now, because of that, the toilet doesn't stay, like the lid will sometimes, or the, The lid where you sit will fall down. Uh-huh. And I, like, near, like, Indiana Jones missed, like, had to, like, dodge it.

I know that in a situation. It almost hit the tip of my dick so hard. I almost got deepened by my toilet. I know the situation of trying to pee on a toilet seat that you is about to fall down. Uh-huh. That's a scary, scary situation that happens from time to time. You have to shoot all your pee back into yourself and jump back. Because some public bathrooms are in some houses where it's all women and they don't know

about seats going up. Uh-huh. They don't understand that the seat has to stay up. Yeah. Yeah. And it's disgusting. And it can fall down

and it's horrifying. And I've tried to explain this to her. I tried to explain this to her and she said, no, I'm not getting rid of this toilet seat doily. Why?

So you can sit on the top of the toilet? So this is where the hitting comes into play that you were talking about. No, the hitting was on my penis. She said, no, I don't want to get rid of that. No, the hitting was on my penis, but if we were to battle.

If you were to battle. battle your girlfriend you think you'd win we were to buddy i'm i'm getting gigantic in that's the other that's the main thing i've taken away from the iron claw movie is i've been doing the iron claw on my fiance a lot yes the iron claw it's where you go like this and then she goes oh no and then you go like this you hold her head you grab her head and it doesn't work so well no it doesn't make you bleed like it does in the movie she asked you to do the dishes you go do do it's really funny to just suddenly go like and it just does nothing yeah she just that was their move Was this?

It's awesome. And in real life, you'd say, what are you doing, man? Yeah. But in this, they go, Ah! On my head! And he almost kills Rick Flair with it. He makes Rick Flair bleed because he iron claws.

He does a real iron claw, not a wrestling iron claw. No, he does a real one on Rick Flair's head. Yeah. I can just see this movie. It's a great movie, man. And we saw it in digital technology. Speaking of technology, I have something to show my two friends and my employee. and my employee will pull it up right now.

Let me see this. Any minute now? And he's passed on to the other. Yeah, what is going on? He is living in Dios Delos. I think he ran away. He must have heard. He needs one second.

He needs a second. That's okay. I will stall with other technology. Hey, another technology thing. I got my phone screen replaced. Oh, yeah. What happened to your phone? Your phone again.

I am the spiller and the dropper. I break every phone. I spill every dream. It's unbelievable. my desk. My wife got me a white mouse pad. Yeah, okay. All right, so here's what we have here. So, I was thinking, okay, what is the, what is up with technology, right? Go full screen on this. It's right on the top right of the thing. That looks like Sam. No, no, right on the top right of the square. Yeah, so, okay, before you touch anything. That's exactly what's Sam. about, I was thinking about technology

and I was thinking about what we do, podcasts, right? And I was like, okay, we've already made a technological leap from audio only. Well, first of all, a big leap was starting the podcast. That was a technological leap. From just talking to now recording and using

technology and using microphonical equations. Then we did it to another level. And we started doing video. This is a brand new technology that we've been using. So I'm thinking 10 years from now, what is podcasts about list going to look like. And I think it's going to look a little something like this. This is an interactive podcast. Wow. So you can go ahead and press the green button. You can see, I made this on

scratch, which is MIT, Massachusetts Institute of What technology. So we have over here, we have Cameron, Patrick, and Caleb. And guys, guess how. That's Sam. Yes, that's me. Guess how these were made, guys. How? A.I. Artificial intelligence. And go ahead and And make sure there's audio from this. Could you click on Cameron, please? Okay, he says greetings. And today's rapidly evolving technological landscape, innovation continues to redefine our daily lives, bridging the gap between possibility and reality.

Wow. That was me. So now click me. You'll be able to click on us and have... As we navigate the dynamic currents of the tech realm, transformative breakthroughs and interconnected advancements shape the very fabric of our digital future. future. Wow. This is an incredible interactive podcast.

That's what I'm saying. So click on Patrick. So it's like this is what it'll be like in years from now. So it's like a podcast that is... Instead of just listening to people say stuff, waiting for the... When is the next guy going to talk? Exactly. I heard Cameron say it's like, when is Caleb going to talk? Take it into your fingertips.

At your own pace. A fully simulated podcast. And this is all done using current technology. So in 10 years now, it'll probably be three-dimensional. What is that behind us? Well, we're in Brooklyn. So this is Brooklyn-style graffiti that is culturally amazing. Multicultural.

Multicultural style. So what did you think, Pat? That's incredible. I'm just glad I don't you guys haven't used my voice for the AI thing that was not AI those were things you said those are things you said already yeah me me and Cameron this is from an episode and he was like he was like can you quick can you quickly record some serious thoughts on technology I was like yeah bet yeah and they were really I think insightful wow and illuminating yeah very illuminating very um you I it's just it I can't

can't get over it how much that looks like Sam it's aged 10 years so i'm going to look like binging with babbish Cameron looks very much the same and you i'll have i'll still have hair i'll still have hair in 10 years that's good that's actually thank you for giving me hair in 10 years well we'll have um because that's not going to happen that's not going to be there you'll be on hymns that's also why you got shorter was the hymns yeah hymns does make you shorter if you take if you're a man and you take him's buddy you're in for a rude away you're you're you're you're you're you're You're a she. The hymns that you're going to be.

Yeah, they should call hymns hers. They actually have her. They have hers. And guess what hers is? Mostly anxiety medication. And anxiety medication, yeah. The hymn that you're going to be if you take hymns is Mugsy Boggs. You're going to be real small.

You're going to be singing hymns at your funeral because that stuff kills you. As an angel. Yeah. As an as an angel. You're not going to be alive at your funeral. No, that wouldn't make much sense. It wouldn't make any sense at all. It would not make any sense.

Well, thank you for showing that that piece of technology to us, Caleb. That's really wonderful. Anytime, man. I mean, and let me say one other thing about technology. Yeah. Guys, I really like using Scratch. Scratch is fun. I used to be a Scratch wizard, man.

Me too. I made a lot of Pong games in there. I taught a class on Scratch. Really? Yeah. Would you teach us one right now? Could you tell us some things about school? Julio, how about you open up Scratch and Cameron tries to...

I don't think so. That would be bad. That would be really bad. That's a bad idea. Yeah. I'm just so technologically illiterate that I just... Well, let's go around and say some of our favorite pieces of technology. What's yours?

Probably the Blackberry. Blackberry that I own. And I'm going to say Bluetooth technology is really up there for me. Speaking of Bluetooth, it's a video game controller for me. The video game controllers have gotten. And you know what? I'll say mine. The Rumble Pack.

I like the Rumble Pack as well as the joystick. I like the ergonomic feel. Who you got? Joystick or Rumble Pack? Oh, definitely Rumblepack. Really? Oh, yes. Imagine you're in a mind cart.

It makes it. And you get to feel that. Mm-hmm. it actually makes it immersive oh i thought of another technology just now 3d 3d and i'm not talking about 3d glasses i'm talking about 3d itself 3d itself just 3d or the electrical wire oh and i oh silicone silicone is huge silicon is huge in technology oh self lubricating uh joints and pistons oh you know i saw a great technology video i saw a great technology video earlier a cobalt mine in a foreign country people jumping over

each other and it looks like World War C. People don't think about the human technology. People who act like robots just to satisfy others. Exactly. So who are these people? These are fast food workers. Yes. These are politicians, arguably. Sexual nymphomaniacs. Sexual nymphomaniacs.

They seem almost like a 3D avatar. Circus performers. Circus performers definitely. People who... The trapeze. One of my favorite pieces of technology. Once the trapeze was invented, I felt like we had nowhere to go but down. Yeah.

And by the way, but the trapeze artist had nowhere to go but out. Speaking of, you let go that trapeze are going down.

Not if you jump well. Speaking of CERCs, I call them CERCs. Guess what I saw since the last time we spoke last? What? The Cirque du Soleil. The night before Christmas,

Cirque du Soleil, and guys, I wish it was Cirque du Soleil. Guys, you buy this ticket, okay? It's $60. You go to Madison Square Garden,

you sit in line for one hour. You're seated, right? That sounds horrible. You're seated. lights down. The show begins. It's for children. It is a children

version of Cirque de Saleh. Nobody in the room knew this. There was no kids there. Wow. It was fully a kids' show. All of the performers were kids. None of them were licensed to hang upside down so they didn't. They ran around, they hula hooped, and they dressed up like elves.

Were there people at your schools that went to circus camp? No. To learn to be circus performers? Fuck no. That was kind of a common thing at my school. What? There was multiple people who went to like barnum and bailey it was called circus smircus and they learned to juggle and do acrobatics i'm not kidding jesus christ multiple multiple people that was like a thing that they did that's crazy i kind of i didn't know if that was a type of kid no that's not a type i don't think so that's that's local to your town it should be though isn't that funny

that is funny kids at your school at the circus click yeah the circus kids they were i don't even think they were like they they weren't like friends with each other and they were they were they All these fucking kids juggling in the hallway? Were they run away circus style circuses? No, this was mom sends you there. These are people who mostly grew into hikers and normal, well-adjusted people. Oh, okay. They had flexibility.

They don't think anybody went into the circus, the circus field. Well, it's just so they could juggle to, like, impress people. Well, there was juggling and also, like, I guess, walking on your hands type style. I think it was multiple stuff. I mean, I don't know. I never went. Yeah, this is all stuff that you learn so that you can, like, have ice breakers so that you can make friends with people.

Right. This is a camp for children that aren't good at making friends. Yeah. But the thing is, here's the weird part of that, because it's also, it sounds like it would be that. But I think these people all had a fine time making friends. But in order to do it, I think you have to be pretty, you have to be pretty strong. You have to be kind of an athlete. You know what I mean?

To, like, walk on your hands and shit like that. So it's not like you would expect it to be like, you know, scrawny, nerdy kids or weirdos who during a circus camp. But it's kind of like, you know, the guys who are strong and jocks. Jocks. Well, there's strong nerds. Yeah, I guess so. But I don't think they have secret strength. Superman.

They always love metal. What? They always love metal guitar. Like every strong nerd in high school is also like, hey, he's also like he's got a seven-string guitar that he learned. I don't think there were any strong nerds at my high school. I'm going to be real. There's a lot at my school.

Only very weak. A strong nerd, I feel like, has come into, with Instagram weightlifting, I think the strong nerd has really come into vote. That's true. They called us a sleeper build guys. There was a lot of those guys at my school and they were all in this thing, technology. There was a program at my school called the PVC Pirates

where they would learn how to make different kind of technologies different kind of technologies it was like kids who were like good at like Lego robotics and stuff like that but they were going into PVC I never understood. I never remember

why do you want to ruin Legos by putting technology in it? Yeah that stuff I agree. I always thought that keep Lego's analog. Here's a technology kind of credential I have. I don't know if you guys know this I was the president of the computer science club at my high school. And I destroyed the club.

It stopped existing after I became president. I just did not do anything. We started the club, me and my friends. Well, the club existed. The former president passed it down to me and my friends. We had a booth at the org fair for everyone to sign up for the club. And we met one time and we never met again. Well, it sounds like you did an amazing job.

It sounds like you did exactly what you were supposed to do as president. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing. Yeah, we kind of got the assignment, if you know what I mean. Yes, you got it. Understood it. No, you got it.

Got it. Yeah, and you pass with flying colors. With flying. RGB colors. Oh, yes. Composite. Yes. Composite colors.

Yeah. Doesn't it scare you when on Photoshop it says, do you want to switch this document to a different color space? I say, color space. You know, what the hell is that? I think I'm fine where I am. Adobe. I know, I know why there's different color space. Why is that?

For different technologies. There's RGB for the computer but then there's CMYK for printing. Printing. Kill your motherfucking Kelf.

Kill yo Kelf. That doesn't that's knife in the right order I'm realizing. Kill CMYK. Kill Mother your kelf. Crazy

motherfucking yellow colors. There are something like that. Here's a technology that I think. Why is Kay Black in that situation? Why isn't it's a CMYB? Because B sounds like blue. Oh.

Or B is taken by blue. The electric toothbrush. Do you guys have one of these? I just had to throw mine away because the motor died. This is a technology I don't support. Why? You got to do your own work. Interesting.

Technology is making us lazy. It's making us lazy. Do you remember back in the day before we had electronic toothbrushes? You'd put the toothbrush in your mouth and go really, really fast? you'd have to go fast. Making that noise. Completely perfectly gyrated. That's what somebody has been on an electric toothbrush.

For years, they probably get a normal toothbrush. They put in their mouth, they don't move it at all, and they just hum. They think that's what makes it go. They think that's a toothbrush. Speaking of toothbrushes and teeth, I got my wisdom tooth out. Technology. Using technology. And they gave me this technology that was amazing called codeine pills.

Okay. And I would take these and I would watch, what's his name on Twitch? XQC I would watch him play GTA 5 GT5 role play that's the craziest I've ever felt

in my entire life Oh I just remembered something Caleb you died in my dream the other night What? A big piece of debris hit you in the head And you died

They should make technology Where I can go Into your dream And stop that That's a bad omen Because there's that Big puddle thing That's forming over there

I had a dream That New York City Was being nuclear bombed And there was Explosions happening And I was Hugging my fiance, I was saying, I love you so much.

Oh, my God, I can't believe this happening. I'll always love you. I'm so sorry, it's ending, this world is ending like this, and I look over and Caleb gets hit in the head with a Jay Rock. Was I in the dream, or was I implied to be dead for years? Just Caleb was in the dream getting killed for one second. I had an odd dream. At least I wasn't killed.

I had a dream where I was a very bad guy, and here's how you can tell. Okay. Number one, I was involved in serial killing, which is not that big of a deal. It's the only dream I've ever had like this. Yes. But number two, get my partner. in crime, Ellen DeGeneres. Wow.

And she, I would bait people into this room and then she would murder them with a chainsaw. That's crazy. Isn't that a crazy dream? I did have a crazy, not crazy dream, but last night I had a dream and it was, you guys were both there. Whoa. And it was me remembering the time that we went to New York City for the first time we were at that Burger King. I remember that. But the weird thing in my dream, it was basically the exact same, exactly how.

both like we all remember it but i went up to buy onion rings at the burger king on that bus you know the bus would stop at the burger yes yes i went there and i just wanted to get onion rings and zesty sauce and the guy said one large onion ring that'll be 18 dollars and i said i said i said what the hell 18 dollars for onion rings how big is the how big is the thing and he shows me the size of the thing is like that big and i was like oh i'll just get the medium then He said, oh, then that'll be $8. I said, it's $8 for medium, but it's $18 for the large. Oh, my God, Inception.

It's about dreams, but all Christopher Nolan could think about was a building spinning around. Patrick's dreams is how expensive onion rings. Can you imagine me arguing with the guy behind the counter about the price of onion rings? I was like, why does that make any sense? Why is the large $18 and the medium is eight? And then I bring you, you guys came over. I have to tell you something, Pat. You know who else was my dream the other night?

Lena Dunham. I would rather be a, die a Von Erick-style brother suicide death where I lose all my limbs and then I kill myself than be your therapist. Because every day you coming in and being like, I had the Burger King Onion dream again. What does it mean this time? I would just be like, yeah, you know.

I know exactly what that means. You know exactly what that means is that... 365 colonopin. Is that I would do anything for onion rings, is all that dream means. I can kind of figure out what my nuclear bomb dream means, except for the part where I look over and see you get hitting the head with a piece of a building. That's just to make it feel real in your own head. You're making it feel real in your head.

That's immersion, yeah. It's just to make it sad, your friend dying. I cannot figure out my... I need a Solomon-style dream interpretation to figure out my Ellen DeGeneres dream. Not sure what that means. Yeah, that one's a tough... I think I know what it is. Does that means that maybe I join the Hollywood cabal of evil people like Ellen DeGeneres?

Ellen DeGeneres may have been projecting into your dream to make you do bad things. That is honestly the most... That's the most logical. Every night you go, she's like... That's the occum's razor. That's the simplest explanation. I think that actually is a simple. Why else would you believe that in your head?

That's not even a woman I think about that often. No. Why not? Ellen DeGeneres? She's a dog. She's fallen by the wayside. She's zealist. I don't know people riding skateboards holding hands together with their arms interlocked.

That's like the two opposites. that crazy? What happened? They were two people skateboarding side by side and their arms were locked like this. What is going? Am I in the dream right now? What the hell is happening? You can't imagine that happening in real life? The conversation just turned so crazy fast. Anyway, technology car. Technology, car, Tesla

has a big screen on it. You can play Mario 64. What's another technology we can want to talk about? I got a new technology, got an Xbox. I heard about this. This is, guys, this is an amazing move that you can play on your cohabitation. You leave on the Amazon Firestick all day and night for years.

It breaks. She says, well, let's order another one. It's $40. You say, yeah, it's $40. But for $200 more, we can get an Xbox. Yeah, genius. And you really mumble that you say for $200, we can get an Xbox. And then she goes, yeah, sure, whatever.

It comes. She hates using the controller, guys. Of course. It's not as good as a remote. No. But it's already a remote for an Xbox? You probably can. I can. I'm sure you can.

So just tell her to buy that. Yeah, just buy that. It's a rare thing. It's almost certainly $90. Just if you have a problem, find out the solution and buy it. Uh-huh. It's that simple, girl. It's simply simple.

It's that fucking simple. Speaking of technology and game consoles, Noah informed me that the modded we that I have has died, which is a very, very sad thing because we used to play. We played so much. Planned obsolescence. Yeah. How many games would we play on that?

Frolf. Forolf? Oh, my God. We had so many. sessions on that. That was only, the only game I ever played on that, I think, was I got to figure out how to bring this Wii back to life because that had probably 150 games. Yeah. Okay, I'll get you a Wii. I think we might have one. Like 90% yeah. Maybe it might be in Boston. There is a, there's a thing. This is a technology. This is a crazy. This is a technology fact. Okay. You find out your Wii's IP address. You go to this website hack mI.com. Hack me. Hack me. I don't want to get that. And then you send a file over through the IP address and then it opens up the little mail thing. And then they programmed it so that the little letter, you know, remember the letters at the bottom of the screen in the corner of the Wii?

No. You open that up and there's a letter that has a bomb on it. And then all the whole shit gets, it installs this thing called the homebrew menu and boot me. Wow. And then you can put, be inspired as many games as you want. Speaking of me, I made my new avatar on my app. Xbox, and I made it so realistic that the dog started going crazy, barking at the TV. He's never done this before.

Barking at the TV, bearing his teeth, hackles up, and I had to put him in his crate and never show him the avatar again. Why don't you just make the avatar different? Why don't you make the avatar? Or is it just so photo realistic, just looks like a person? Do you have a connect that, like, you took a photo of yourself? Oh, man. You should get a connect.

You know what you can do with the connect. You can use the connect to take photos and 3D model something. is what my sister's ex used to do. He would model, he learned 3D modeling and he would take a connect and say he would just move it around like that on an object, and then he would have the object in the computer, but he didn't know what to do with it.

That sounds cool. Like, I'd like to do that. You can also play Just Dance. Just Dance. We could also do that with technology. That's a classic piece of technology. That kept the Wii alive. That kept the Wii alive until 2020, I think.

2019 was the last game ported to the Wii and it was just dance. Here's a funny Just Dance thing. You know when you're playing Just Dance with your parents and they don't understand that it only is tracking the remote. Yes. They're shaking. It's very funny.

Yeah, your dad's are. I've never seen it. That was not a game in my house. Torquing in your face. It's so funny. They're jumping. Why are you jumping? You don't have to jump.

You're going to hurt yourself. You don't have to do all the things the purple girl is. You can do some of it for style. But when you get into things like jumping, yeah, don't jump. You don't need to jump. That's like a lot of people don't realize. Dance Dance Revolution, it's all feet.

It's just feet. Stop wiggling your arm. Tie your hands behind your back. You'll do better. You will actually do way, way better. If you tie your hands behind your back, close your eyes. Your eyes aren't part of it. Eyes, it's just moving. Neither is your mouth.

Keep it shut. And hey, me, Fortnite, you only have to use a controller, Caleb. Stop sticking out your tongue like your Michael Jordan every single time you play. I don't know why I do that shit. I'm sitting there. Huh?

Yes, I stick out my tongue when I play video. You tilt the controller. I tilt my whole body. I'm jumping up and down. I think that the whole... Yeah, what came first? The commercial showing the people tilting? It has to be the commercial

trying to make it seem like it's real life. Yeah. That's definitely it because there's no reason why you should be tilting. Because it's realistic. I guess if you're playing such a good game, you'd do it, but I feel like the commercial

really made it into a thing. Yeah. Whoa! Or is that as human nature. It is so funny. It is the full equivalent of like the thing of like people getting scared by the train

coming towards the screen on the old silent movie of like just playing an old like and like seeing a commercial so I'm playing in like an N64 game where it's like three triangles on the screen you're going like, whoa! Playing Glover.

Playing Pong. Yeah. Just like, whoa. Can you imagine how amazing that felt to play Pong? For the first time? Oh, my God. Isn't it kind of cruelly ironic

that back in the day they were so concerned with all the ads have to make it seem like the game is real. It'll be like you see an added old comic book and it'll be for modal combat and it's like scorpion shooting fire out of the screen and it's like so real you'll die. That was like the tag line of the game.

And nowadays, games look so real that a person who is over 30 years old will think that it is the news. Yeah. And they don't care. Have you seen that anymore ever again? Have you seen those videos of the grannie is watching GTS? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

That should. That's what they need to bring that ad campaign back of so real you will die. You don't think it's real and you will die. A grand theft auto commercial where the granny is watching it and so. She thinks it's the news. Yeah.

When does they go, oh my God. Oh my God. What are you kidding me? It's so funny. that that existed. It's incredible. But that's what I mean. They need to bring that back.

Technology, it's technology. We should do that with Splatoon. Put Splatoon on the TV and say, Grandma, this is happening in a sanctuary city right now. Put the little Fox News lower third on there. This is happening right now in Portland, Oregon. Oh, the Splatoons are back at it. Yes.

This is the autonomous zone. Carol, get in here. It's the Splatoons again. They haven't been here since 1952. It's just so scary. I think that'd be an easy way to scare. I'm saying Grand Theft Auto, old people, it's not so much a Grand Theft Auto looks realistic. That's oldies are dumb as wrong.

Yeah, no. They're losing their vision and their minds. And they're bad at technology. They're bad at technology. Look at this. How old person uses a damn phone. That is true as fuck. You can put on Viva Penaata.

Old people came from an age when the tech, the biggest technology was a hoop. And a kazoo. Yeah. Well, that was small. I was talking about big in size. Oh, yes. Yeah. Nowadays, we have phone.

the size of a brick. That's true. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Back in their day, the computer was the size of their room. Now the computer's smaller. They don't know what the hell to do with it.

Here's a question I have. I was watching a movie. Now in New York City, the rooms are the size of computers. I was watching a movie from 1968. They had in the 60s, I guess, they had computer dating. Yes. But how does that work? There's no internet.

Is that worked? It was a, you want it, if you want an honest answer. I do want an honest answer. It would have, you would get like a score for everything and it would match people based on scores. It wasn't like you're at two different computers. It dated people. You used this thing to matchmake.

But how does it match make to get? How does it? Is it like, did they get a directory of everybody at every punch card or whatever has a directory? You would take a quiz and then the quiz results. Right, but how does it connect the people? It was a computer. Collected data.

But the computers aren't connected. No, no. It's one computer they all go up to. Yes. Okay. That makes sense because I guess they wouldn't have had personal computers back down. They had computers at the library. Yeah, so you'd go to the library.

You'd probably go to like the lab. You'd go to like the factory. You'd go to a lab. Imagine being the first guy. I'd like lunch more than breakfast and then you'd have a wife because you couldn't. Also, you couldn't not marry the first person that you'd have. No, of course not. Yeah, what do you?

You're so ugly. You're going to the computer for a date back then. Exactly. Yeah. Back then that was a problem. Now everyone's got a dating app on their phone. Technology. Now you used to use a computer to date.

Now you date the computer. Now you fucking boot up the computer. And your phone is a computer. And dating nowadays has become fucking. Yes. What have a finger ring. Fingering as well. What happened to our ways.

Nowadays, everyone's got a dating app on their phone. You type in a random number. You just call somebody and hopefully it's a woman that loves you. That's how I met my girlfriend. You just called some random numbers. Has anyone ever found a lifelong love, a Romeo, I like that. I've heard that in a long time.

Is this a Romeo dial? God. New technology. Let's bring that back. Yeah. Romeo. That's what they were trying to do with chat roulette,

but everyone got on there starting throwing their thing out. I'm turning the Romeo dial. Unfortunately, that's the modern way is to take your thing out on technology. Technology has made it so people think you need to whip out your thing immediately. Slow it down.

Let's talk about our personalities first. Yeah. And then we'll show our things to see if they're compatible. If my thing doesn't fit in your thing, thing we not dating no real shit if my shit your thing better be big you better be the size of moon your thing better be the size of my thing and no different it better fit perfectly girl it better be like a locking key first date and yeah just i mean we're having a good time but it better fit

perfectly it better not i'm looking for the perfect i better not be able to wiggle it i'm looking for my glass slipper oh i'm not putting my foot in it's just a mess Oh, okay. I thought you're going to put your foot in her. Well, I'm not Cinderella, first of all. And her thing's not a shoe. Can't wear her. Some girls' things are like shoes.

That's true. Leather, dusty, not as comfortable as they look. Unk wears at the barbecue. Damn, the things, here's a new technology, laces on the thing. So you put your thing in, then you tighten it up. There, okay. Tie it.

With like meat string. Like you're tying a roast. Like you're making a porous. I can't even bring myself to say any. anatomical phrases in this. Don't you have something to show us? I was getting some disgusting. I do, well, I do, but I was just

talking about stuff. We're talking about, we're talking about tying up a perfect segue. You were talking about tying up a pussy with butcher twine. With a butcher twine is a thing of the past. Let's talk about the future. Is that a thing of the past? They used to do that in the 1750s.

That was what they did when they got home. Speaking of, okay, wait, speaking of the 1750s. Things used to be looser back then because God hadn't intervened yet. Yeah. So they had to, they had to make do. What they would do is they would take whale tendon

from their whaling ships on Nantucket. This originated in Nantucket. They'd come back and they'd take the... They'd put it in a bucket. They'd put it in a bucket and they'd scrub all the flesh and fat off until it was just a tendon. And they'd put it in their wife. And this is where the saying,

Sleep Tight came from. It's an old saying from the 1700s. It's in Nantucket and Salem, Massachusetts. So the Northeast kind of had the market cornered on this stuff. because typically in the they did it in other regions too, but it was ancient technology you're speaking about.

The more ancient technology, they used crab pinchers and scorpion pinchers. Speaking of the 1700s. Have you seen this? Have you seen this? There's this art exhibit in Melbourne, Australia where they used. I haven't been to this man. They used, they used this.

Never been there. They used AI technology to make these portraits of these two men who were apparently in love with each other that got marooned on an island because they were... Sorry, wait, I'm sorry. You just said two men who were in love with each other on the East India Company. Sounds Australian to me. And they made these two...

Everything's backwards. They made these two AI portraits. The toilet's flushed the wrong way. The men are in love. Well, just think about that, though. Imagine you're out on the East India Company, right? Uh-huh. You fall in love with...

I imagine that every day. You fall in love with another man. Trading tea. You fall in love with another man. You're like, I'm going to... I want you. I'm going to do it with this guy. They don't have...

That's the bravest guy in the world because they got no toilet paper or anything on that ship. Well, but I think over 90% of... They were bad at white. They were not... Washing your ass. Washing yo ass was not invented

until the 70s when Red Fox came around. So was washing your pussy, man. But also back then they had higher tolerance because they were eating meat called dirt. Yeah. Yeah. They were. They don't care as much if they're, you know...

But they made these AI, They made these AI portraits of these two men who were apparently marooned. And it's just two white twinks. Oh. It's just twinks back then, too. It's just shirtless twinks. Like that's the exhibit is just two shirtless twinks on these like monitors. And the story is like, these two men were marooned after they fell in love with each other. And it's like, why?

Like, you could have put them in some clothes. You got to put them in a pirate outfit. They probably were in a loincloth. Yeah, but they don't need. even look dirty. They don't even look like they've been marooned at all. It's just two white twinks on a fucking, on two computer monitors. I'm all in on this exhibit, and I'm going to be donating money. I would like to invest in this exhibit. I think that we should, because I believe that gay relationships should be rendered in AI. I, yeah. And you said

nowhere else. I didn't say that, but I was thinking it. Yeah, that's what I heard you say. I don't mean that, though. I actually think. I actually watch a lot of gay porn, honestly. Gay relationships said nobody take that the wrong way. I actually think I watched gay porn just to see what they're going to learn to slang we need to keep AI out of gay relationships

stay out of gay people's business Yeah Thank you you Get these computers away from these gay people Pull up my They don't know how to use them They don't know how to use them They're on there's them wrong

They're saying all these new type of war They're just throwing words together They don't know That's why you call my mom a cunt Have you guys ever Have you guys ever seen the movie Dress to Kill the Brian de Palma movie? No

the only context I can ever think of to bring this scene up. And this is so funny. There's a scene at the end of the movie where Nancy Allen is explaining to Keith Gordon about how a vaginoplasti works, like a sex change. And Keith Gordon, he plays like an inventor, like computer nerd type character. And she's like telling him all these details of how they

turn a penis into a vagina. And then at the end he's like, at the end he's like, oh, geez, I don't know about all that. I guess I'll just stick to my computers. The line that has aged the first. funniest of all time. He's aged pretty well, actually. In terms of movie dialogue about vaginoplasties, that's probably up there in terms of

I don't know. The only other representation in media of a vaginoplasty is Mr. Garrison. Yeah. That I can think of. And also my very not accurate educational video I tried to make a couple years ago. I did a 3D model that just does this of the penis, just pushes it in, and then. And then a green checkmark, like a warrior wear mini-game. You took a 3D model and like DAZ 3D and hit the extrude button on the penis and just pulled it back. So basically we start with a penis, then we just pull it back negative 100 and then I'm done.

Okay, here's mine technology week. I pulled this from a bunch of different websites. Okay. A bunch of different technology blogs and we're going to talk about. It's not by Juibio. It's by me. And we're going to talk about. Unless you want to go by that now.

I don't want to go by that. I hate that name. I think it's a way. It's different from Jubio. I'm going to start it now. Here's from a bunch of different websites. Here's 10 future technologies that will change the world. Technology has made man easy to work and has changed the way of thinking.

Now, scientist has much more ideas for change this world. Here are the top 10 unbelievable technologies that can easily change our world completely. And we're just going to jump in around here. Number nine is virtual reality. VR is not just a technology. This is a best proof of being doing everything in this world. Nobody had dream about this technology. but now it seems like reality.

Our destiny is to become what we think, to have our thoughts become our bodies and our bodies become our thoughts. When we're looking towards the future is a lot of talking about virtual reality. The first traces of virtual reality came from the world of science fiction. Now, future can be totally changed

through this unbelievable technology. Ultimately, you can enter a virtual world in the cupboard in your living room. They're going to have a virtual reality cupboard. You know, VR, I was thinking about this. VR is such a funny technology because you think it's going to be this future amazing, change your life kind of thing.

And it is for 10 minutes, but then for 75% of people you instantly vomit if you play it for more than 10 minutes. And it's also that you're entering another world, the cyber world, so you can play egg catch. Yeah, look, I can move my... Oh my God, it's so realistic. I can move two fingers.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah, you're just doing most of the time in VR you're doing this. Now finally in VR you can experience being born as a baby with a birth defect where you have no legs or hands. And if you move, you're going to yank a, you're going to yank a cable out and break your computer. You can finally experience being born as literally Belial from Basketcase. Yeah, finally. That is exactly the body that you have in VR.

You have two arms and a head and that's completely it. Being carried around by your brother. This is what it would be like if Belial from Basketcase could look at a beach. Yes. Oh, my God. It looks so realistic. Number one is autonomous robots. Now, this is totally that technology about which we can say,

that what a technology. This is a very dangerous technology. As soon as 2030, a technological dollar sign singularity will emerge with the leading theory being that artificial intelligence in the form of autonomous

and we're seeing a lot of dollar signs. Yeah, this is written by a hacker or some kind of technologist. Robots might rival humans in independent thinking and creativity. So to say it plainly, robots will surpass humans in intelligence. This is very hard to believe

that one day our friend will be a robot and give us advises and make jokes with us. We have a friend user robot. Jubio. Yeah, Jubio 3. Here's the next blog I found. This one is called Tech Informative. It says,

Tech Informative is a professional technical information platform. Here we will provide you only interesting content, which you will like very much. We're dedicated to providing you the best of technical information with a focus on dependability

and information. We're working to turn our passion for technical information into a booming online website. Well, that seems nice. It's a great website. Here's the menu bar. So we have Tech Informative.

It's here's the different things. We have Home, Future World, Electronics and Reborts. What is Reborts? So I saw Reborts and I thought, oh, maybe this is supposed to be reports. Reports. So let's click to the next slide here and I'll read you what it is. Rebordic vehicle.

Rebordic car and roboric vehicle technology. So this is not Reborts. This is Reborts. I'm a Rebort. Oh, I see. And this is a picture of a reboardic vehicle. So it's a car that's standing up. It's a transforming car.

So Rebort means a stander. Right. Rebort was making me laugh so hard when I found this. When I discovered that Rebort robot. I'm a reboard. Here's some other reports they have on their website. As a Rebort robert. Meet Mars cat.

Robotic Cats. AI robotic cat. Noddy very little pet lucky dug. Not all cats have fur and also the same holds true for cats of the robotic persuasion. The Lucky Doug, naughty very little pet incorporates a cartoonish look. It is created of onerous plastic and includes a toy bob of milk and a little blue basket to take a seat in. It says, it says not all

cats have fur and also the same holds true for cats of the robotic persuasion, but some do. That means that some robotic cat, reboarded cats have fur. There are some reboard cats with fur. Do you guys ever feel like the biggest technological boom to me was the year

where I was a kid and I saw the robot dogs that do backflips and the purple catch-up? I was like, this is, that is definitely. I live in the future. Yeah. Speaking of robotic dogs, here's a rebordic dog picture here for us, this next one here. And this caption says, A four lawful robot can learn to walk in an hour like an, like a invigorated foal. And there's a picture of a robotic dog. And then here's what we have about this. The Boston Dynamics has developed a four-legged golem for analysis comes agency, DARPA, agency, federal agency, government agency, bureau office, authority, defense, advanced research projects agency, referred to as big dog.

They claim is the most advanced quadruped golem on earth. Huge dog will run at four miles per hour, climb 35 degrees slopes. And that's not 35, that's 35 degrees slopes. Without getting tired. It's an endurance thing. And carry 340 pounds. However, the foremost spectacular feature is its dynamic walking.

Huge dog will endure slithering and even being pushed. So it's not scared of snakes. Its behavior is specified. It approaches the disreputable uncanny valley. I don't think that those things are in the uncanny valley. No, they're just like dogs. Yeah, because they're just as beautiful as normal dogs. I mean, look at that thing.

I've always, it looks like an invigorated foal. Yeah. To me. A quadruped. I always say that stuff looks like an invigorate. Like when I see like when my nephew first started crawling, I said, oh, he looks like an invigorated fall. And he can even withstand slithering.

Oh, yeah. And pushing. Oh, oh, look. He's enduring slithering. Wow, this invigorated foal and there's slithering so well. All right, here's our next tech blog. Top 10 high-tech inventions may be in 2030. Vision of the future.

Ten high-tech inventions will hopefully be using in 2030. Here's the first one, number four. Immortality and body sharing. While computers get smarter, the brain IT link will also get better. So you'll use external IT more until most of your mind is outside your brain. When your body dies, you'll only lose the bits still based in the brain. Most of your mind will carry on. You'll go to your funeral by an Android body and carry on.

Death won't be a career problem. them. If you don't want to use an Android, maybe you'll link into your friend's bodies and share them just as students hang out on friends' sofas. Life really begins after debt. Would you guys link into your friend's body just as if you would link into their sofa? Seems relationshipally sexual. Yeah. I don't think that I would upload my brain to a computer. I don't think I would do it. I would not do it to my friend's body. Wouldn't it be so scary? I would upload myself to my friend's body against their will. I feel like it would. Here's a record. I think the first hour that you're a robot is probably similar to coming out of wisdom tooth surgery where you kind of are saying anything.

Definitely. You know, you're just like, oh, one zero, yeah, things are still getting, yeah, and then people are putting that together and it turns out you're telling secrets. Well, what happened to camp back in the day? Yeah. So I wouldn't want to do that. That's the laughing gas, right? I've been awake every single time I got my wisdom teeth out.

You've never been put under? No, it's way cheaper. You've never done a surgery? I got, I got this taken out. It took them five minutes. They pulled it out. and then I took the train home. The only two times those put under

is I had my tonsils out and then they exploded and I had to get them or the sutures exploded and I had to go get it redone. Does laughing gas count is going under? I think so.

I don't know. I think I was awake the whole time. Yeah, I was awake for wisdom too. That's the only time I ever got anesthesia was... You never done general anesthesia? No. It's scary because you're just terrified of it. I'm completely terrified of it.

It's a complete pause. The scary thing is the is when, you, those people who are allergic to it. I know, that's, you just, oh, yeah, that's why I'm terrified of it. You die. You can, you can die, but then there's also people who, on anesthesia, you also can choke on your... There's people who take anesthesia.

There's people who go under... It's also way cheaper to not do it. And then they are fully paralyzed, but they feel everything. Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard about that and scarred. This is a technology we need to eliminate get rid of anesthesia. Whatever happened to a coconut over the head. Right.

Just do that. Wow, was that my... I don't know. I tried to say boing or bonk, but it went, mung. Kind of via the knees a little bit. Bunk. That's what I meant to say. Yeah.

And then you do the surgery. Yeah. Remove a leg. Here's the next technology we're going to talk about is smart yogurt. Smart yogurt. A quad core PC has for processors all sharing the same chip

instead of the single one there used to be. This will increase until computers have millions of processors. These might be suspended in gel to keep them cool. and to allow them to be wired together via light beams. In separate developments, bacteria are being genetically modified to let them make electronic components.

Putting these together, smart yogurt could be the basis of future computing. With potentially vastly superhuman intelligence, one day, your best friend could be a yogurt. Wow. That's a pretty good rap lyric. Yeah.

Me, like about used to be broke. Me and my family was quad core, all sharing a chip. Damn, my best friend was a yogurt, and now he's a Crip. Well, yeah, you got to make it. gangsta, I guess. What I'd like about this is

this is kind of two crazy technological advances where one, computers become a yogurt and second of all, that a computer would ever be your best friend. What do you think this person meant by a yogurt? I think it's pretty fucking clear. A smart yogurt. You think it's

bacterial cultures is basically yogurt. And they're saying it could be a computer. Gel and bacteria equals yogurt. That's doodle god recipe for for yogurt. Is bacteria plus gel. Exactly. Well, not only that a computer would be your best friend,

that some yogurt would be here. Yeah, what they're saying here, there's kind of, three things. I think that in 2030, my best friend could be a yogurt, whether or not it's computerized. That's what I want. Absolutely. A yogurt. Yes. My yo.

Like, do like, like, oh. My yo. I say, yo, yogurt. Yeah. Yogurt. Gert is a name. Gert is a name. His name's Gert.

So the ad is like you say, yo, Gert. And he wakes up like Alexa. And it would be. Oh, he doesn't say anything. He's free. He has strawberry. You're going to eat me today. You will eat strawberry yogurt today.

Yeah, he can change the flavor. He just tells you, it's an AI bot that tells you what type of yogurt you have to eat that day based on your diet. This is stupid. I would eat my friend. Peach on the bottom yogurt. There's peach on my bottom. Crunch. Peach on his bottom.

Stuff like that. Don't say his bottom. It's your robot friend. It's girt. It's just girt. I'm out on yogurt. All right. All right.

We're going to make a billion dollars. Go ahead. You're out, man. Whatever. As long as I'm not part of it. any yogurt company. All right. And I'm fine.

All right. Here's our last tech blog here. Okay. This is top 10 future electronic devices for next decades. Origami DVD player. Origami DVD player. This is a cool picture of a little thing where a bunch of apps are coming out of it. And it's made by Apple.

And it's an Apple thing that makes apps. Do you guys remember that one thing that was the wrist phone? Yeah. It was the watch that shot a light onto your, it projected a phone. screen under your I remember that sounds cool well they did like a go fund me for it where they had like like concept art and stuff and then they raised millions of dollars and then they started trying to make it and they realized it was completely impossible to do it of course it was awesome yeah so this kind of reminds me of that what do you think they did with all that money

just ran away with it I mean they didn't run away they're probably still around they didn't yeah they didn't like pull up to get a stick and a bandana they probably spent it on trying to do the thing. Yeah. They weren't like, okay, got the money. Time to run away

from home. That's what I would do if I'd go fund me that big. Here's a piece of technology. I'm not making shit. Here's a piece of

technology, guys. Self-cleaning, auto-ordering refrigerator. There are already the so-called smart refrigerators in the market.

Well, this refrigerator takes the technology to all new level. This fridge is equipped with nano-articulated technology. With this technology to the independent

tiles present in the fridge, move the food that needs to be consumed early to the top. The fridge consists of the LCD screen, which displays content present in the fridge. This intelligent thing also suggests recipe with the available items. It orders the things you need and also thrashes the wastage or expired food by itself. And guys, for the video or for the audio listeners, this auto ordering refrigerator, the

picture is of an oven. Yes, an oven and a stove top. And oven with a stove top. Yeah. So this is maybe one of the most genius inventions I've ever heard. Which kind of makes me a refrigerator that looks exactly like an oven stove top. This fridge cooks your food. Hungry robber comes in trying to steal your food.

He's not going to look in the oven. A hot refrigerator. Yeah. Yeah. That's also a good idea. That's a really good. It needs to stay hot like living animals. Yeah.

Like lizards. Yeah. Lobster. Yeah. Lobsers stay alive and water. Yeah. Okay. Fine.

A water fridge. A water fridge is a good idea. A lizard. Well, you just take the crisper drawer. Well, but you can also fill it with water. Food doesn't go bad if it stays hot, right? Food doesn't go bad ever.

You can eat all food. Well, then never mind. Oh, Oh, yeah, I guess if it stays hot like at a buffet. Yeah, so we should go to a buffet this week. I really want to go. I've been wanting to go to Golden Corral, but you have to find a good one.

Well, fine. Let's find a good one. We'll look at reviews. Okay. I don't think there's a good golden crown. Shut the fuck up. I think we've got to go back to. There's golden corral.

We get a prime rib. Oh, we do have to go back to Fogar to Chow. Can we go to Fogat Chow? Dude, you're bleeding me dry. You're bleeding me fucking dry. Wait, I can think of a really good. I can think of a really good opportunity to go to Fogahua to Chowah. two weeks.

Yeah. I can't say it. Why? Oh my God. Yes. And they have a conference room there. He said you're wearing headphones. I can't really tell you.

Okay. Here, I'll mute everybody and say it really fast. Oh, yes. And by the way, bad lip reading. Turn off the, actually, well, bad lip reading. Good lip reading style. Try your worst. Hello.

Doing bad lip reading with a clip of someone saying one word. Bad lip reading getting hired by the Q&N guys to do all the White House like press conferences thing where they're talking off Mike. All right. Here's the next technology. Food, food, food. Here's the next technology. This is a future technology that we will be using for the next decades.

Firewire. Firewire cable transfers data between digital devices. Also called as IEEE 1394. This device is transfer rate. can be as fast as 800 megabytes per second. Firewire was felt back in the day. It is expected to increase up to nearly 3.2 gigabytes per second in the future. Yep.

Usually firewire is a hub where nearly 63 devices can be connected and the data can be transferred between the devices. I don't believe it. This is supported by all operating systems like Windows 98 and above Mac 8.6 and above. We miss. We miss you so much. We miss you. No, it's coming back.

You did not have your day in the sun. Way better. Firewire. Firewire. They should have changed USB. DC to Firewire, we should start calling USB Firewire. Blazing fast speed. Yeah.

All right, guys, I have one more future technology. This is going to change the world. The most futuristic technology of all time. I have two slides on it. Uh-huh. Go to it now. Big wheel bicycle. Whoa!

And go to the next pick. It's a tractor tire. Oh, my God. Guys, this is big wheel bicycle. I actually didn't even realize how big the wheel was until I saw it next to a normal bike. Look at the fucking car. This wheel is bigger than a truck than a van. Yeah.

It seems like a large tractor. Oh, my God. You can go anywhere on that. This has no caption. It speaks for itself. Guys, big wheel bicycle 2030. Yeah. There used to be a guy in my hometown in Wilmington who would ride around on like all the

busiest roads on a double-decker bike. Oh, yeah. Like two bike frames on top of each other. There's somebody around here that does that. And it was so clear, it was this one bike. It was like green on the bottom, red on the top. It was the same bike every single time. And it was the same guy every single time.

And then one day it was a different guy right. the bike, which means that guy sold that bike to somebody. Someone bought it. That's crazy. And then that guy kept riding that bike. There's somebody around in this neighborhood. I've seen his bike. He has a double decker bike and it's chained up in front of his apartment. It's like,

dude, no one's fucking stealing that. Here's my other thing. Maybe the guy died riding the bike and in his will, he's like to his friend. Like, I leave my double decker bike to my friend and I pray that he can carry on my memory by writing. Also die on this bike.

Well, yeah, imagine how pissed off you'd be if you get that bike gets left to you And you have to ride it over it Imagine you get hit on that thing Imagine a car like bumps you in the back Yeah Well, here's the thing too You just doubles a lot

You get left that bike And in somebody's will First of all, you can't sell it Because someone left it to you Yeah, in the will Second of all, you can't sell it Because who is buying a double-decker bike Yeah, nobody is buying that

A clown? A short one A double guy Yeah, a tall guy, Robert Wadlow Siamese twin Yeah, they might buy it. They might buy it. Two Siamese twins that are connected foot to shoulder.

Two Siamese twins who have two separate accounts on Facebook, on Facebook, they're messaging you on Facebook market page from two different chats. You think they're competing with each other, but they're the same. Until you realize that they're attached. You see half of their heads. You see half of their heads at each photo, each profile photo. I think these might be $500 for this bike. You can tell. You can tell that there's somebody else.

This guy has a very high shoulder. Oh, that's his brother. Yeah, that's his brother's old. That's his brother's entire. And he's just that. That's all he has control over. They have, they're connected, like, he has no feet because it's his brother's shoulder blades. Yeah.

And they're connected foot to shoulder. And they live in a house that, like, one of them is sitting at their desk and the other one is like, a desk above. That's awesome. Is there any Siamese twins where maybe the, one of the, the, the Sibik, because one of them's always got it worse. Yeah. The one who's got it worse is, like, on the bottom of the foot or on the ass cheek. I think so. Oh, yeah.

I've ever seen one. I'm sure. I think that they don't make it a TV. Basket cases. That's a parasitic twin. That happens too. It's like a Cuaddo

maybe would be another reference point for someone who doesn't... Coato. From total recall. Oh, right, great. And also... Malignant.

Malignant. Back at a head. Professor Queryl from Mary Potter. That's less of a... That's more of a spirit. But it's on the back of his head. Yeah, but it's more of a spirit.

It's still the same concept. If you're a conjoined twin and you're a fan of the show. Professor Quiro was not like, Voldemart my twin for real. He didn't even think that. If you're conjoined twin,

can we get them like a bike? Get them something? I don't know. Why? They have enough fucking stuff going on. They get free shit all the time. Do you think they get free refills? Yes.

Yes. Exactly. They get everything. They get half-price movie tickets in a father. We're doing something amazing. twin walks into a restaurant the guy's like, uh-uh, you're both pay, you're not sharing sodas.

You're both paying for soda. It's only one stomach. But you taste it twice. That's really tickling you. I don't know why that's so funny to me. That's not that funny at all, but a guy being like, you guys are not sharing anything here.

Kind of ablest. Problematic. You know that a lot of times it's, I already told you, 2024 is my fuck it year. The parent, The parents have to make the choice to kill one of them, basically.

And that's what you're joking about. You're joking about one of the more. I already said just a second ago. And they pass on very early in life. And if one twin passes, the other twin often passes as well shortly thereafter. And you might think that it's some kind of physical reaction. It's heartbreak. Guess what?

It's my fuck it year. Yeah, it really sounded. I mean, yeah, it was very insensitive. I'm being insensitive. I'm being insensitive. What do you think? What do you think? I don't give a conjoined twin.

They're a young conjoined twin pair. One of them has finally, one of them has hit the mental maturity age where for Halloween they would like to dress as something funny. But the other one still wants to, or scary. Someone else, the other one still wants to dress as a superhero. That is a really.

And one of them has the flash costume and the other one is dressed as a skeleton. Yeah. And they open and they, oh, good costume. Oh, a disgusting conjoint twin. That's really good. Yeah,

that's really scary. You scared me for a, This is a good costume in the flash getting chased by a skeleton. Oh, wow. Damn, the Halloween costume game for being a conchoined twin would actually be insane. Yeah. What? Why?

I mean, you just get so much. I mean, if you think about how fun. Oh, yeah. Because we just talked to. Yeah. You could be the guys from stuck on you. There's so many things you could do. I like conjoined twins.

I'd like to have a fun. Yeah. I mean, if you are a conjoined twin fan of the show. Patrick already said, we'll get, we'll make a shirt for you. No, we'll make a shirt. Patrick will make a shirt. You go ahead and try it. make a shirt for them.

Come on. We will make a special shirt. You cannot have picked a worse thing to promise. What are you talking about? They're fine. We'll invent something specifically for you. We'll make one shirt, but you have to share it. Again, I'm not making two.

You're not doing good with that. Okay. Not doing good with that. Guys, just you're being offensive, man. Any shows to be extremely. You guys have shows coming on? Yes, but I don't remember when or where. So, bye.

That's fine. Just check. Caleb's social media. Either you're going to see a show blog or you're going to see some funny on shit. I'm somewhere in Florida in like the 19th and 21st opening for that. I guess we should just plug all of our social medias individually. I don't think so.

At Caleb Pitts 1997 is my new Instagram. That's not true. That's mine. You are in your fucking shit, man. Fuck you. Subscribe to the Patreon. I think I did a whole spiel last time. But guys, this year it's going to pop off. It's incredible. There's an incredible backlog. We got movie Mondays on there. We got beers we drank is back.

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I have to figure out when I'm actually getting it. January the. All right. Well, I think that's that's really all we got. Thanks everybody. Happy technology. Cat has one more thing to say. And follow at Nibirut truth. If you were, if you existed back in the Neolithic times, they would cast you out of the community and you would be eaten by a panther.

Because you would need to learn to think like the group. Conformity is how you survive. It's part of human evolution. And then there would never have been crust on pizza if I invented it so then it would be the best food ever. They only had crust. back then. They didn't invent the pizza part yet. It was just circles of crust. They had the wheeled. They said, let's make this out of bread. They mostly had crust. And crust comes from the earth. It comes from the

grains, and they smash them up so that you can bake it with water. Exactly. Crust comes from the earth. Cheese does not come from the earth. Have you guys ever noticed how crust is wheel-shaped and cheese comes in a wheel shape? But the sauce doesn't? What's up with that? Do you hear this is in a wheel shape? Tomatoes is a wheel shape. Yeah, it is a wheel shape. Tomatoes a wheel shape, and so is the tomato sauce

Spirical... And pepperonies, too. It shows the can that the tomato sauce is in. Well, you guys let Caleb talk. I just want to make a point. I'm not raising my hand. Oh, you can't even see it, and I just dropped it. Hold on.

Do you see this tiny little o-ring, Charles? I want to talk to you about food waste. You see this? No, I don't. No, this is the size of a pizza in Africa. And this can feed 30 families for 30 nights. And you're throwing a... way probably 50 of these every sort of crust every single time that you don't

ship my crust to them to Africa you're insulting so now you're insulting africa they don't ship your shit to Africa that's not even legal that's not okay you're that's supposed to insulting thing ever is good imagine you're you guys Caleb said that there are people starving in Africa you said okay I'll send them my shit yeah crust crust I meant crust I think imagine the The crusty shit! The crusty shit! Not even the whole shit!

Just the crust of it? No, just the pizza crust. You guys are so juvenile and immature on this show. You want to insult a starving African child distended belly who opens up. The only thing they've ever, the only package of male have ever had, they open it up. It's not only your shit, it's just part of it. They can tell it's scooped out. This is, I've been so misrepresented here.

And also, like, your shit's gonna be crazy because you don't eat the... All you're eating is cheese and pepperonies. Your shit's gonna be... It's going to be liquid when they get there.