Podcast About List - Ep. 276 - I Love Mustard ft. Home Planet

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

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Okay, welcome everybody. I have something so exciting that I'm going to do directly immediately at the top. I'm because to snipe everyone who leaves the video before the end of it. World's biggest army is going on tour, guys. It's a sketch comedy show that is going on tour with live performances and videos and so much more. and it's me and Caleb and Patrick and the lovely guys from Home Planet who are our guest today

and also our good friend Pierce Champion and and we are going who? Ross Trent. Ah. I don't know who that is. I like that one.

We are going to a few cities guys that I should have pulled up on my phone beforehand. No, I know all of them because they're going to Boston on Zoomed in. On March 26th, we're going to be at the Rockwell Theater in Somerville and Boston.

Chicago on April 2nd at Shoebus Day after April Fool's. We are doing our first international show ever in Toronto on April 12th at the garrison. We'll be back in Atlanta, April 27th at the Earl, and then Philadelphia on May 18th at Philomoka. You can get your tickets at swag poop.com slash shows, but if you're a crazy type person who's listening to this right when it comes out,

the tickets won't be up until noon. So if you're going to complain about it, complain to Alex, he will handle all complaints about tickets and related, related issues. So imagine, if you went to our first live shows, right, now imagine that with six guys and it's not anything like our first live shows and it's sketch comedy. Imagine that it's not anything like it. It's not any, imagine it's the show. I think Patrick's trying to get you not to come. I think imagine it's like the second half of our live show. that we did.

Basically, don't imagine that. Just imagine a fun time out with your friends because you're going to go with your friends. No, I think they should imagine that it's kind of similar. Has a new video out too, which is on Instagram and YouTube and everywhere. So go and you know, if your city's not on that list, just get a better city. Get a better city. Keep your ear to the ground. Especially L.A.?

L.A., fuck you. L.A. is not happening. We're never going to go. It's too scary. Unless you're a venue that wants to fly us out or something. And pay for us. Patrick is upset. with the idea that somehow a venue in L.A. is going to fly us out to do a show.

They're going to fly us out like a, like we are Instagram models and they are a Prince in Dubai. If this episode goes viral, it has a better chance. It could go viral. We should make an L.A. only episode that only releases an hour. It's an hour. It's an hour of us just going. Get too close to the mark, man. One, we could have to do with L.O. That's way too close. A beach episode, I think is. I think we did a beach episode.

I don't know if we did a beach episode. I think that you're stealing from our past catalog. I don't think we did a beach episode. You recorded on the beach? No, we did an episode about the beach. When did we do an episode about the beach? We definitely did an episode about the beach. If we haven't done an episode about the beach, Lord strike me down right now as I stand.

He's asking for it. It doesn't work when you're indoors, man. God can't see us in the door. God can make this wall fall You can only see you if you're walking around outside like Google Maps. God can make the wall behind me fall forward or maybe

no, didn't get electrocuted, could have got electrocuted. He wouldn't make the wall behind you fall forward because it would kill me and Alex and Joe who are beautiful, God-fearing,

devoted. That's why the capital building it looks like that because it's to protect because they're doing the evil stuff inside and so it's to stop. Exactly. God pricks his finger

when he tries to reach it. Oh! And they're inside. God looks down at the Capitol building and he thinks it's a giant boob. Yeah. And he tries to suck on it. And it stabs him. And then he.

And he goes back. And the devil. I don't know what else to tell you. The devil celebrates. So many state buildings in this country are. Pointy dome. The Washington Memorial. God booby.

Yeah, that's a dick. And that's, well, that one's also very pointy. He could maybe stab his entire hand on that. And you know, they do all types of evil stuff inside there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. the politicians get together. I'm saying, yeah.

Dance around. They have their dance parties inside. There's like a hundred floors that two people can fit on each floor. They're all playing beer pong against each other. That's where beer pong was invented actually. Washington, D.C.

In D.C. Be careful with that. We have a toy on the desk today. I brought a toy over with me. And I brought these shades. I just like to have my hands on things. Yeah, I feel that. Yeah, this is known about you.

Yeah. Yeah. We know, man. we should have got him a fidget cube or something because I know he's going to be messing about and need a cube he needs a cube well guys what the hell is up

what's the gossip what's the tea what is the tea with you guys tomorrow Clancy gets his my dog gets his first heart my brother dog gets his first heartworm shot

they have to stab him through his back into his heart With a super long needle. And that's what you guys are here to plug? Yeah. Well, don't do the pole. We'll save more. The less important plugs.

They stab him with a knife to like open him up. Yeah, it's really brutal. Just to see what's inside. It's like the nick. They're just doing like experimental. What's the nick? That's Clive Owen. Oh, and Harry Potter?

No. Isn't Harry Potter on that? No, no. You're thinking of like Frankenstein's assistant or something. You're thinking of Harry Potter. I'm thinking of Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe at John Hamm. were in a weird show on BBC,

which I only saw posters for. But then Clive Owen was on showtime. Yeah, it was on one of those the premium shows. I've never seen it. I've never seen it either. Old medicine and how they used to like fuck up. How do you're going to do when you show up to you?

I'll go like this. To the vet with Clancy and it's a guy from Dead Space. He has a long ass needle and he's wearing like a... He doesn't know Dead Space. We don't know the Nick. You can imagine Dead Space. That's the bad. Based on the name.

The Divide. in the table. It's like a scary like a zombie in space. Spider enemy. Dead space spider enemy. This is going to be the vet when you get to it.

Oh dear. The vet is a big spider. Well, who knows an animal better than a spider? That's true. Yeah. Who would know? Oh, and even more so,

who would know the inside of an animal's body better than a spider? A spider might have been the thing that gave him heartworm in the first place. Yeah. Imagine you carry heartworms?

Well, mosquitoes do. So I assume. Spiders. Could a webb-y type of thing. Imagine you came home one day and you just saw Clancy on the wall in a big spider web. Like wrapped up in a little bit of him.

He got caught. He jumped up. I would be very, I'd be scared. Clancy, no! I would take a picture first. That would be pretty cute. Spider-Man should have had an enemy

called the worm. The worm is a good. It would have been too easy for him to be because he could have just webbed him up. Yeah. It's true about all of Spicer Man's enemies. Why do you just put him in a web, man? Why didn't you just swing around, dude?

I do like how, like, Spider-Man's just wacky right now. We would just web him up. Come on, man. You would just swing towards him and then webbed him. I thought the new Spider-Man movie was so stupid because he should have just webbed up it probably. Yeah, it literally could have been five minutes long. Ah, I'm the Green Goblin.

If I were just through a portal, webbed. Yeah. If I were Spider-Man, I would have webbed up Zendaya right away. It would have called so good. God, I would have web Zendaya. It is funny that every single... I would have webbed up Zendaya and the friend. Every single one of Spider-Man's, like,

villains, if they are impervious to Webb, the only thing that makes them impervious to webs is being bigger than him. Like rhino. And that's the only one I can think of right now. Here's actually, here's a funny little turn into sand.

Or turn big. What about the little kid? Here's a funny thing. A little kid. A little kid, his arch nemeson. You guys didn't read those issues? Yeah. So I read all the old Spider-Man comics and something funny is that Spider-Man's like one of his main attacks he does on every single villain, every single issue

as he shoots webs into their eyes, and they go, oh, I'm flying! Oh, no! And then there's at one point, it's probably like, you know, like 60 issues in, so like five years into Spider-Man's run, and Dr. Octopus is like, he's fighting Dr. Octopus, and he shoots web at his eyes

and it's like, and you know, Dr. Octopus has those glasses. Yeah. And the web falls off the glasses in Dr. Octopus. Whoa. I invented glasses that can't be wet. It's like, bro, invent a whole suit. Because the glasses, it took you years. You'd think a scientist would be like up on that right away. Isn't he a doctor?

Yeah, he's a mad scientist. He's a mad scientist. Oh, yeah. You think he's a doctor. He's a doctor. He's a doctor who is developing tentacles. He's a doctor who does science. He has a doctor.

No, no, no, he's a doctor because those are those are prosthetics. You can be a doctor of science. He's a pediatrician. Yeah. That's a much of a lollipop. That's why his enemy is Spider-Man because Spider-Man's a kid. He has a teenager. Yeah.

He had strep throat. and he went to the pediatrician. And then he's trying to get him. He also marries Aunt May at the beginning of the comics. Really? He's Spider-Man's step-uncle. Really? Whoa.

Whoa. Dock-unk-unk-unk-unk. Dunk-unk-Dunk-Dunk-Dunk. Un-Kunk-Kunk. Un-Kalk. Un-Kak. Hi, Un-Kak. How are you, Un-Kalk?

You can't be calling your uncle that. You can't be calling him of Un-Kalk. If you're watching or listening, that's the new challenge, call your uncle cock. Yeah, recorded on video. His reaction is and send it to it. It's a new Jimmy Kimmel, like, I stole your Halloween.

Cuck. Cuck. Hey, cock. Oh, Cod. Hey. What the fuck did you just call me? Oh, come on. Is this a new cock challenge? Oh, come on.

Is this this going on Jimmy Kimmel? Hi, Jimmy. Hi. I look a guy who thinks. The uncle start reacting like the kids who get their Halloween Do you have anything to say to Jimmy Kimmel? No, no. No, no, Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy Kimmel told me to call you that. That's going to be viral, I'm telling you. The new Jimmy Kimmel Challenge, take your uncle's cigarettes. Tell your uncle you threw cigarettes. I threw all your smokes out. What? Just a bunch of us. You bought those for me.

I like cigarettes. I got those on Halloween. And then you're like not, Guillermo told me to. Yeah. What is up with Guillermo these days? I don't even know what he's just doing red carpet stuff, right? He's chilling. He's sold out.

Yeah, he's sold out. He's still there. Yeah. How do you know? Because Gus. Oh, yeah. Germo really like Gus. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. It's a little inside industry secret. That's cool. If you know us and you know Gus. Whoa. Damn. Flow.

Yeah. If you know us and you know Gus, then we're going to get Guillermo on the bus. And we'd go and get on the set of Rust and stop the gun. I'm going to have some fun. So what I just did there was called lyrical storytelling.

Kind of created a world. How are you guys, Guillermo? Stop the gun. Yeah. Baldwin. Rust, let's hash it out. More like Bud Baldwin. Butwin.

Budwind. I'm in a place where I kind of think Alec Baldwin can do no wrong for me. I forgave him months and months ago. He's too good. I forgave him the day after he did it. He's so good. I forgave him before he did it. As soon as it came out, I was on his side.

I didn't even need to know the detail. Yeah, what did she do? She probably yelled at him. Yeah, not knowing it was an accident. He had to defend himself. she was filming him he probably was shy he probably thought

he was on gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel because of it was a challenge that don't shoot me don't shoot I mean I'm happy for him you know

keep doing your thing boy he's like 10 he's 10 do you see all the footage that like the they leaked or whatever the footage of him on set like before it happened

no where it's like it's like footage that we think this footage was leaked by the defense because it's all footage of him on set and he's just going up to different actors and he's like he's literally like going up to people that he's working with and being like like I just want to make sure that on this movie set nobody ever gets hurt. Like someone like trips and falls like oh my god are you okay the last thing I would ever want on a movie set is for someone to be injured no we need to end this suit now if you're tired we need to stop so you don't exhaust yourself and get injured.

a bunch of videos of him just doing that. And then the next day he killed somebody. That's crazy. It was premeditated, dude. He was premeditated. He went back at, that's he got a time machine, he went back in time.

And he didn't fix the gun because he wanted to kill that lady. Yeah. Why hasn't that been explored yet? That time travel might be involved. I like every, every crime ever, that should be the, if I was an attorney.

Do we not consider at least? Okay, we've been through like two or three possible explanations. We heard the suspect talk he, I mean, he's convincing, I believe he may not have done it. So now might be the time to think about a time machine. I just want to rule out time travel at the beginning and then we can move forward. Your Honor, look at that necklace. Doesn't it look suspiciously like the time turner from Harry Potter? This could be time travel.

That could work if the person was wearing the time turner. If they were wearing the time turner? Or they could be like, look at that necklace. it looks like it's from the past. Oh yeah, this looks at this is a 1600s necklace. I propose, this man is not from this century. And I think he's a Nazi and then you kind of flip the defense. If I start, if I start killing people,

I'm going to put scarab beetle charms on them and be like, there's no what this person is. So you show up to court in like old Victorian clothing and you're like, what am I? I have no idea how I've become. I've gotten here. I'm not from this time. You like say that and then no one reacts and then you just like pull out your phone.

Oh, whatever. I'm actually from the future when we start dressing like Victorians again. I am an android. It comes back in style. That could come back in style. It is. Check out the lining. Check out the lining and it's just got like another phone.

Made of phones. Clothing made of phones is going to be the next. I'm so excited. I can't fucking wait. Frontron. Like Tron. Is there clothing made of phones in Tron? It's made out of electric stuff.

Made it of lights. Well, those are not clothing, but that's computer programs. If you think about it, phones are just lights. I mean, this shirt kind of looks like an app a little. How? Yeah, you could click the different ones. Yeah, you can click it. This is kind of like a game.

Three colors. It's kind of like a game. You can play like a runner. You need to play an app so bad. This is like a typical guy on the bus. I mean, like, oh my God. Your shirt looks like a bone. Sorry, I'm just playing your shirt.

Your shirt has, I can't get past the first level of your shirt. This is a really hard shirt. When the shirt, when the shirt unlocks, or when I unlock level two, the shirt's going to come off. And then nipple, nipple play. I feel like your outfit would be fun to play. To play. Yeah. The Vietnam Veterans Reunion.

That would be fun. That would be fun. That'd be awesome. Screaming. Level. one. Have they made a game yet that's kind of like one of those artistically styled games where it's

mostly about Pokemon 3 like one of those games that's mostly just about depression and living your life day to day making breakfast and such that's about a veteran and they could call it call of duty the aftermath. Haven't they done that with... It's excellent. Wait a second. That could literally be and yes I'm sure they actually have done that

but this could actually be an incredible addition to the Call of Duty franchise where they could have a whole other side of it and it will appeal to girls. The boys like the war, the girls like the emotions or it could be like a game where it's like based on the, it's all the

Call of Duty characters like Ghost and all the other ones that I don't know the names of. It's all their wives at homes and their homes and it's a same game. I was going to say and I have to like find a date Yeah. Yeah.

To find a date while their husband is gone. Yeah, and then the husband texts you every once in a while. And it's like a video of him. He's like, hey, honey, it's like bombs and gunfire in the back. Yeah.

That would be really cool. And then you can download like DLCs for like the different like dating. Yeah. And then you kind of have like dating infused with video games. Okay. You are you are one of these wives. Okay. Describe your perfect man.

Um, seven feet tall, black as hell, uh, can eat nonstop, uh, but like doesn't bloat, physically doesn't put on any weight, uh, skinny? Yeah, very skinny. Oh, wow. Seven feet tall, skinny, real thin, black. And, uh, yeah. So frozen. Oh, God, I just described my dad.

Yeah. I'm paging Dr. Freud. I'm going to be seven feet tall seven feet I'd probably go for the opposite I'm going for like I'd say like four foot six kind of mutton chop super lots of body hair

all over braided beard as well orange orange facial hair black hair on head helmet with one of those cross guards that comes down over the nose chain mail battle axe

it sounds like you're describing what's the guy from Zelda I was describing Gimley I would say mine I would say probably like one inch tall I would say they're sour they're sweet they're gone

I would say you're just describing red you're describing a child yeah your perfect man is a child I'm just saying I really miss my husband I just need it's so you're kind of willing to submit to the darker side of desire

I just want a sour patch in my life, man. Well, you could have said a sour patch, you've grown up. Man, it's one thing if your husband comes home from war and you've been fucking some guy that lives across the street. Well, see, this is... But he comes home, and he's mad in one way. He's mad because you're cheating. He's mad about the disloyalty.

But you can get... You can kind of just skip the whole romance angle of it if you cheat on your husband with a kid. He's going to send you to jail. He's not going to care much about it. This is how I see it playing out. He's not going to feel so emasculate. I thought you were going to say that he was going to say that he was going to

He's going to be even angrier because he's coming home catching you fucking a celebrity like the Sour Patch kids. Have you seen the Sour Patch commercials? He's going to come home. The Sour Patch kid is going to be on top of me or whatever, like a terrible sour thing. And he's going to say, oh my God, you from the commercials. And then the Sour Patch kid is going to give him like a bouquet of flowers. First they're sour, then they're sweet. And then we eat them together because husband's home and it doesn't matter anymore.

Eat him. The Sour Patch. Yeah. And then he eats your ass. Okay, perfect man as a military wife go. Ooh. My perfect man would be definitely seven feet tall, black as hell. It's Alex's dad.

I kind of all this before. Boring. No, that's cool. You and my dad would be a really cute couple, actually. I don't think I've ever met your dad. We've lived together for three years. I don't think I've ever met your... Your parents

Well, they've only visited once But they came when It was when you were like A sleep in the apartment And we had like we had that fake gun In our old apartment For a really long time And it looks real

Yeah, it was broken But it looks real And my parents both came in And my dad like saw the gun And like got like really nervous And I was like No no, it's a toy, it's fake And then he's like

I'm just really uncomfortable With that being out Like please put that away And then I was just being silly And I like picked up the gun And like pointed it at my dad And he was like, stop, stop, please stop. And he's never visited two seconds.

And he never came back. He had a really bad time that trip. He was also trying to like park the car. We were going out to brunch. And me and my mom, my sister like went into the restaurant to eat. And my sister like left, I think like her phone in the car.

And so then like she went back to the car. And my dad saw her. And I guess he like didn't know as my sister. So he like ran away from her. I mean, she like, he like, you know, he was on edge.

He is, yeah, he's got a lot going on. He ran away from your sister. Yeah, he, like, hid. He ran around and, like, hid on the other side of the car. And they haven't been back. Yeah. I've met Alex's dad, like, 15 times. Yeah, they're very cool, man.

Yeah, brag much. I don't I fucking care. I literally don't even want to meet him. And I've met Patrick's parents a lot and I've never met your parents. Well, not going to happen. That's true. We went to a restaurant with my parents once. I think your parents are here, like, every week.

week. Yeah, my parents come up here a lot. I don't know why. Supportive family. Yeah. Family. A real strong family union. Yeah. Yeah. Union. Union. The Doran. Yeah. I think it's very funny that people in our parents generation, the way that they, people who aren't from New York, so Joe, you can sit this one out. But everyone has, everyone had kind of, I feel like a lot of, a lot of people from our parents generation. And my parents, maybe not so much, but a little bit. Definitely have the kind of like 80s, New York. imprinted on their memory. And it's so fucking funny.

It is, it's insane. They literally think, they'll be like sitting in a restaurant that is like, you know, it's a brunch restaurant with like like leaves and grass on the walls and like an $18 one egg over easy on the menu. And they'll think they're in a wasteland. Yeah. Just, oh my God. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. That made sense when, you watch the news. My mom will just watch like whatever. local news thing and she's like be careful on this like they're pushing people into the tracks on the subway always find the subway has been crazy lately though i saw a lady get slapped in the face okay there was a serial slapper running up and down this train and there was like i guess like because like we were trying to get like get this lady off the train she was a serial slapper did she was

going up and down slapping people and everyone was just kind of like moving in front of she was only slapping other women so everyone was just like getting in front of women on the train be like, stop it. Get out of here. This on Friday when we left the play. What were you doing? I was like standing in front of this lady who got slapped. I was trying to slap the woman.

Yeah. Well, no, this dude. He started it. This dude pulled up. Oh, we're slapping. He could be learned what existed. But this dude. She stole my job.

He kicked her off the train. Like physically? Like, like, he like stood up like, he was like, stood up like, now this is my chance. It like was like, was like, like, I'm going to be a hero and went and just kick this woman in the chest off of the train. That's always the scariest shit when people, they get the vigilante urge. When they see something going down, that's like a, that's iffy.

But instead of like, instead of doing what you should do, which is be a cartoon, he's like, hey, knock it off. Yay! Why, I ought to? Oh, they go. Yeah. Yeah. No, he jumped up and then just like kicked her off the train and then ever, like, it just like got super quiet.

Because, and he was just standing there like, damn. Bro thought. It's crazy. He thought that he thought that everyone was going to look. at him like he was a hero, but it's like, dude, you just kicked a woman. I would have kicked him, weird. I would have gone in his face, this is what I would have said.

Yeah. Hey, buddy, you think you're tough? Kicking a woman like to see you kick me. You're kicking a woman who's going around slapping people in the face. Go ahead. Kick me. And then I stand like this.

Please, please. God, please protect me. Protect me from this kick. I'm crying. Start stopping. I don't want to die. Why did I let that happen? No, that's good.

Go ahead. kick my butt and you just see like shit like getting bigger go ahead my butt oh it won't be so easy

to kick my butt while I'm shitting your pants blow open oh yeah I learned that she was a serial slapper because there's two women

on the train who were on FaceTime with their friend who were just going yeah this lady's slapping Bitches, it's crazy. They were just, like, talking into the phone, not helping at all.

How many people did you see her slap? I didn't see. I just saw her get off the train and just slap the lady. And then, like, me and, like, this other dude, like, stood in front. We're just, like, stop, stop. And then, like, the one dude jumped up and just kicked her in the chest. It was so fucking weird. That's crazy.

Yeah. I kicked her. Well, you. No, no, that was my shoe. That was my shoe. I can do it. again check your pants on that one man that was a row

that was a full wait you're just shitting your pants that's my shoe that's my shoe dude yep okay now I heard it

it still sounded like a fart again to me I know that's why I made I was like ooh it's all about reaction a good invention would be a shoe that sounds like a fart so you can

so you can always you can hide your fart no no look it was my shoe yeah and then it farts you have a fart too. Or you can just play it on your phone. But I was played it. I was playing it on my phone. Yeah.

Now listen, it sounds exactly like that one. You record all your farts beforehand. It's like the sleep app that records your new use of AI. Yeah. It's a little Apple watch style thing that you put on your butt cheek. And it records your, it detects and records

when there's the volumes, you know, it detects the transient of the fart. It records it. Stores it in a memory. Someone says, oh my God, did you just fart? And you say, no, it was my pants. My pants made these weird noise. Look, you kind of tug on your pants and it'll play it. It feels the tugging and it's like you're farted out.

And it's called, it's called tugboat. That's a great name for it. That's funny. Tugboat. A.I. Tugboat. A.I. No, I didn't know it's my pants.

I didn't fart. It was my pants. My pants have a fart sound. I can do it as many times as you need and you're just pulling the pants. Yeah. It's like the Todd Margaret ringtone. Oh, that's so funny.

Yeah. And he keeps having a fart. I'm on a big Todd Margaret I'm on it. I've also been on it I was showing my girlfriend the deaf signing thing I'm crazy yeah I still haven't seen season three but

doesn't he nuke North Korea or something well season two is the North Korea one but that right guys they're talking TV my TV nerd brain talking TV just took over which you guys have a new movie yeah don't talk about the movie yet because I have a good

segue that includes a movie for the well then speaking of well we're like 30 minutes Speaking of movies... Speaking of movies... I'm in charge of it. It's my thing. I made it. I know how long it is.

So back the fuck off, Mr. Or I'm going to kick you in the chest like I just learned as possible. And thus the villain was born. See, real life is like a comic book sometimes. Yellow, yellow, man. Yellow?

Mr. Sweet. Whoa. He said real life is like a comic book and you said, yep, yellow. No, you're wearing a lot of yellow today. Not a lot. You're wearing almost exclusively yellow. Very much.

No, any. Just a little. Just a whittle yellow. Just throw on some yellow this morning. I, you, I, you, I, just throw on some yellow. I felt yellow today. Yellow is, is a, is a happy color.

I'd call you Mr. Lemonade. It's the color of cowardice. I can't wear yellow. Too big. You're too big to wear you. Or yellow. I just look big for you. Once when I was a kid, I was at the, I was wearing a yellow shirt.

I was at like a street fair thing. and there was a drown the clown. Did they call you cantalope? And he went, you, big banana! Oh, God's so sad. It's fucked up.

Yeah, I was a little kid. Well, you know, I will have a little kid. And that clown? Patrice O'Neill. Yeah, and he's dead now. And Joe killed him. Joe killed him. He gave him a child.

Joe said, I'm diabetes. Yeah. I drowned the clown. Diabetes. You can wear a type of yellow that doesn't look like a banana. Yeah.

I don't think anyone's going to call me banana. No, but they could call you lemonade. Lemonade's fine. You darken that shit out? They could call you Mr. Mustard.

Lemon zest. I would fuck it. It's a good name. Lemon zest is a good name. Colonel mustard. Colonel mustard. Damn, I would love to be a kernel one day.

I'd love to be a popcorn. I do love mustard. Me too. I like spicy mustard. I like different types of mustard as well. Oh, mustard. Mustard. Mustard.

Yellow brown pink. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I love mustard. Oh, my God. I love mustard. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my.

It's on a stage. I fucking love mustard. So gravely. It's crazy. I fucking love different kinds of mustard.

I'm imagining hearing this voice, hearing this voice saying these things. You get a call. I was going to say, I'm what, no, when you pull up to the, uh,

getting a call. Getting a call. That's what must. My scenario is you Imagine being a ketchup lover And getting that mustard My scenario is you pull up to the McDonald's You pull up to the McDonald's drive-thru

You say, hey yeah Can I get a burger And I'll get some ketchup on it And you know what? I'll get some mustard too Oh yeah Yeah, okay You want a big Mac?

Yeah Mustard And some mustard Mustard There's another No I'm saying This is the cashier Who's walking to you

Through the speaker And that's actually pretty funny, I guess. I'm playing the guy in the restaurant. Okay, cool. So just get ready for your big moment because it's coming up. But it's very funny for that to happen for someone. You pull up to the drive-through and you're saying like, yeah, I want a burger. And then I'll say, oh, yeah, I bet you do want a burger on.

And then you pull it. And then you pull up and you pull up and it's just the guy. You're just there. He's just looking very cheap. You're like, sorry about that. Go up to the window. And I forgot about this. I was trying to prank you.

I forgot how this part of it. I'm new here. I forgot you were going to see me. He's my first day on the job, yeah. Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah, you just drive. He ducks down really quick, and then he throws the bag into the car like a grenade. And then the guy in the restaurant is like,

and then the guy in the restaurant is like, this is so much better than the McDonald's in Paris. it's all about like developing a character yeah you learn a lot about that guy in that one line yeah it kind of gives you everything you need to know about him

I wish my daughter was here he's a food fan oh that's good I wish my daughter was here it's been five long years and then the daughter's in France cut to the daughter in France cut to the daughter

and she's going I don't see my father anymore Because he moved And he hasn't been here in five years So la Matina You think you think that he's talking You think that he's lost his daughter But no she just

Her dad moved And he can't get back in That's good That's nuanced He's stuck in McDonald's But he does like it Yeah it's like terminal He likes it better than the one in Paris

We know a lot about him That's why he went It's like terminal But McDonald's Yeah And get this And here's how you can communicate He's stupid

The Malcolm doors You say you can communicate Even more information about the character, even beyond the lines. You hear those lines. You think, oh, I know, okay, first of all, I know he's French. I know he's at McDonald's. I know he's enjoying his food.

And he's enjoying it more than the food in Paris. And get this, then you hear the line, you open your eyes. You see he's wearing a police officer. Oh, my God. He's a police officer. That's visual storytelling. And he's living in the McDonald's and the McDonald's manager, like, in terminal. They keep opening the doors and being like, just walk out the front door.

All you need to do, just walk out the front door. And he refuses. Yeah. It's too good. and he's wearing a sandwich board that says I'm a fan of books what's a sandwich board oh double side the world is nine I'm a fan of books and then the

backside says but I'm also a liar that's actually great because it establishes not only is he not a fan of books or if he could be one he's untrustworthy an unreliable narrator there you were had been narrating the story these are all things that are perfect in a script

cut to France his daughter's nowhere to be found. She doesn't exist. She moved out of the frame. And then he takes out his wallet. He pulls out his ID, Indiana. Whoa. His name is Indiana Jones.

His name is Indiana. His name is Indiana. His name is Indiana. He's from Ecuador. Oh, wow. Ecuador ID. That's not funny to joke about it. And then let me add.

The situation, chill on that. Chill on that. We got a lot of Ecuadorian listening. That we already saw where she was saying that she doesn't see her dad anymore. And then she's still saying this stuff. And then suddenly, here. Cut. Okay,

that was terrible. Let's try it again with a different accent. She doesn't even isn't even related to the last part. She's in a different movie. Yeah. About a girl with a father. Yes. Oh my God. It's a great movie. But then one day she goes to McDonald's. That's awesome. In Perry.

In America. Yeah. It's her. Question mark. This is perfect movie writing. That's your next. Okay. This actually is a is a beautiful segue now. Well, you guys have a movie coming out. Oh, yeah, big time. Yeah.

On Friday. February 2nd. It's going up at midnight. So if you stay up late. Friday night or Thursday night? Thursday night turning into Friday. Friday morning. It's going to go up.

The witching hour. We're trying to do big numbers on the weekend. Home planet. YouTube. So you run that up and do big numbers. YouTube.com slash. And here's an Easter egg. So here's an Easter egg for all you real home planet fans out there.

actually two or two Easter eggs their first one is you may remember my character from a different home planet video Frank Asenzo Oh

Oh yeah okay Kind of a similar voice I did the same exact voice Patrick texted me about it I'm cool I texted Joe about it and Joe said that I can claim that Yeah

I can claim that's going on IMDB Lots of returning home planet people Favorites. We have the classic, the back of the head. Back of Cameron's head is in the app. That was the second Easter egg. Oh, okay.

If you can find the first person to find where Cameron's head is and put up a screenshot with hashtag I found Cameron, hashtag junior associate. Free lunch. We'll send you a free McDonald's lunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fantastic. How are you going to send that to them? Uber eats, bitch.

We'll have the account. We'll reach out to them. We'll get their info. We'll send them a dollar for a sandwich. Okay, yeah, great. But February 2nd, one dollar if you find Cameron's head. February 2nd, check that out. It's very fun.

You guys are filmmakers. And if there's one thing I know about filmmakers, they're always hard at work on the next project. True. So I've prepared a little presentation here for us where I found some movie ideas from this blog that I found. Oh. So hopefully maybe these will give you some inspirations for your next movie.

And maybe we can discuss some of these, and maybe you can end up using. one if you even want to. That sounds great. So this is a blog post I found from, I don't remember the name of the blog. It's just a random blog. It's from the 29th of February on 2012.

So it's from a leap day. That's what's interesting. Scary. And this is a post that says, I need movie ideas. And then all the text is in rainbow colors. And it says, anyone have any movie ideas? I haven't been making movies in a while.

And like I'm short of money. My friend is suggesting making a real. movie, but I don't like the idea of being reported for making unsuitable movies. How about I get a animation of like being a ghost and I could make a scary movie? Is the animation VIP? I don't think it is.

Hmm, I'll check it out. My ideas. Scary. Friendship. Make a random movie? Mail me your thoughts. Bye. And this is from Rose 133.1. And this is from the director. Can we figure out where 13312 is? Zipco. I'm almost positive this is a child, Joe.

Yeah, Joe, what the hell are you? I'm trying to get it. What the hell are you on today? Oh, my God, guys. What was this posted on? Blog spot. Blog spot. I think that's a wordpress maybe.

That's a Rwanda zip code. Okay. Cool. So here's the first movie idea that was posted. This says, my English. My English. English. English is bad.

I'm German. Maybe a girl and her BFF are falling in love both in the same boy. From the BFF are now not BFFs. more, they argue, and makes strache. I don't know the word in English. Streich. On of the girls landing in the hospital and they are BFFs again.

Sorry for my English. I think Stryka, maybe that's Stryka and maybe that means fighting. That's the character's name. I would believe it means fighting. Stryka. They argue and make fighting. And then a response from My Mrs. Money Penny says that's an

awesome idea. So what do you guys think about this idea? I'm into it. So a girl and her best friend forever are falling in love with The same boy, both in the same boy. From the boy, best friend forever are now not, oh, so they're not best friends anymore. They argue and they fight. They make fight. They make fight.

And then the girl lands in the hospital. And then their best friends again. It means strike. It means strike. So they go on strike. Oh, so it's like a union movie. Yeah, right. It's like blue collar.

Jimmy Hoffa type of thing. How to blow up a pipeline. And the boy they're falling in love with. It's like the same because it's the president of the union. Yeah, and they're sharing it because it's sharing the wealth. So there's actually a lot of subtext going on. Okay. This is why I'm always glad to have film analysts on the podcast.

You can really get to these deeper meanings. The thing that's really striking to me is that this comment was made a year after the post went up, and then this was like five months later. Yeah, there's been all through time. This post has lived on for a long period of time. And if you can find this post, comment your ideas. What would you name this movie? I would name it Strich.

I think Strich makes the most sense. It's Stryker. Stryca. I like Strich. If it was called Stryca, I would think it was an X-Men thing. Yeah, because of Stryca. I mean, it could be all the... If this was X-Men, it would really be on board of this.

If it's Rogue and... Cylock. Oh, I was thinking Storm. Rogue and Scylock? Yeah. Rogue and Storm. Are they friends? Are they BFFs, Patrick?

I don't think they're BFFs, but I know they interact. Who's rog's? BFF. Rogue's BFF. Iceman or Gambit. It has to be female. In the movies, her boyfriend is Gambit in the comics or the cartoons. But it's Iceman and someone else.

BFF is probably I mean, just going off of the animated series, it's probably Jubilee or somebody. Oh, right. Or maybe it's... Rogue and Lupe. I think, oh, no, it's Lupe. That's numb. Yeah, this is an elephant

and an animal. Yeah, that's Lupe. So Rogue and Lupe and they both love. Wolverine. Uh-huh. That seems like, and strikers. This is a perfect, this is how we bring back

to MCU. Yeah. Indy. Indy. Emotional. Character focus. Kang. You don't even,

wait, what are we gonna, guys? What are we gonna do about Kang? They should make a whole movie that's about Kang. The search for King. Transferring into a white guy.

It's like the venom. Yeah. Yeah, he gets, like someone kidnaps him and injects him with like glowing like purple like chemical, and he starts turning white.

There's a scene of him mutating into a little white guy into Liam Schreiber. Yeah, he'd be awesome. They wouldn't use him because he's already Sabreto. And then all the MCU, the Avengers are like,

okay, now he's really evil. Yeah. Because he's white. He's white, man. Now he's a white guy. Wasn't he purple in the movie? Purple. You're thinking of Thanos.

I actually didn't see him in any, I didn't see any of the things. I haven't stopped watching those. I don't think he's purple though. I've been re-watching the costume. I live. for them, baby. I'm watching X-Men.

They are pretty good. Here's the next reply I put up here. And this one, I might share privately, but believe it's better than the strain and several others that I've seen. Oh, okay. What's the strain? The strain was a show on FX. And this idea is a secret idea that is not shared.

But it's better than the strain. It's better than the strain. Oh, they don't. I see. Okay. So this is, yeah. This is a separate. Intrig.

I hate all the gatekeeping in Hollywood. Let me read this next idea. I think this one is going to be perfect for you guys for the next home planet. short film. This next one is says, okay, here is my option. The runaway. A story about a little girl about six to seven called Danny. Her father tried to kill her mother,

but her mother managed to run away, so her father had to look after her. He tried hunting the mother down but never managed to find her. Then one day when Danny had grew up into a teenager 15, her father started abusing her and she couldn't take it anymore. She knew her father cared for her, but he just kept up the abuse. And soon she got sick of it, she and her father had a row, and he aimed at her

physically hurting her. He threw her in the cellar and went out to calm down. Now Danny was mad. He tried opening the staircase out, but he had locked it from the other side, so she tried the window. She had managed to get her hand through, but not her body. Then she realized she had her mobile in her pockets, so she clambers and pulls it out and dials 911 when they answered the phone. Her dad was already home and coming closer to the cellar. Danny started worrying and screamed down the phone. Help me! The police wear now asking her question, she quickly told the address and street. She managed to put her phone away before her father

got to her. He opened the cellar door and shouted her to come out. So she did, then she then heard police cars pulling up. Her father was staring at her this at this point. He started screaming at her and telling her to make them go away, but she refused the police where Sue, or where Sue knocking on the door and asking for it to be answered. Her father went to the door and three minutes later was taken to prison and Danny was free. Two years later, Danny had found her mother and had her husband and two children. They were rich and her father was given seven years. Damn. I hate when they give the plot away, the whole movie in the the log line. I know. In these trailers.

I know this, the tagline on the poster. So, do you guys think this is a good fit for home planet? Yeah, do you think that you and the runaway? You guys could do this. Yeah, I'm thinking Neil Linsky is Danny. Yeah. Patrick Doran as the father.

Totally. I reject the role. I'm busy. I think one of the best parts of this idea is that the police were knocking on the door and they were also asking for it to be answered. Can this Please be answered. Please. Can this please be answered already?

But there's deep themes in this about daughterhood. Yeah. It also feels like we're running away. We're missing a lot. There's a lot of stuff to fill in. You know, we can really learn a lot about. What is the... What did you just do?

I was trying to squirt it like a hockey player. You squeezed the water into your face? That's classic. Like, what's happening in these two years? Right. And also like, what does the basement look like? What color is the door? How many police officers are there? And how many are you're asking, please, please, hey man, please. Right. Is it one with a carpet?

Yeah. Or is it just one that's bare stone floor with a rowing machine? A finished basement reads a lot. Is there a rowing machine? Could there be a rowing machine for her to ergue in those years she's in the cellar? Is there a treadmill? There's so much, there's so much time, too, that's not filled in. Like, for example, what happens in the three?

three minutes between the dad being at home and being in prison. Yeah. Yeah. That could be a spinoff called the three minutes. The three minutes. That's the short. World's fastest court case. That can be the Pixar.

Yeah. Thanks close. Yeah. Seven years in prison. It's only seven years. There's something interesting about it being a, like a beautiful finished basement. And it's like how long do you have to be trapped in a finished basement,

which is like the best place you could be for it to become your own. With a mini fridge. Stocked with food. Exactly. fridge, food. oven down there as well. Probably a TV and like some games maybe. A freezer that has all the frozen food from Costco.

A futon. I love them. We could even maybe go a step further and create like a CGI world of the basement. Oh, a terribithia style. Yeah. And Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton style world. Exactly. And that can kind of be where like the real meat of the movie is.

Yeah, she's coming up with all these different things that like this like this couch cushion is like a friend. But also this stuff is it's real. It's real. It's real. happening. It is a magic couch cushion. Yes. Yeah, yeah. It's, you think that it's bridge to Terabithia and she's creating a magical world just because her father

tried to kill her mother who escaped and then tried to yell at her. But actually, the plot twist at the end, it's all revealed as magic. Like at the end of the Labyrinth, the police come, take her dad away and they're like, how did you survive in that basement? You must have had to create an imaginary world or something. And she's like, yeah, I guess I did. Then, over her shoulder.

Does that happen at the couch cushion? Coucher Couching, yeah. Hey, what's up, you bastards? What's up, you bastard cops? He's got a cigar hanging out of his mouth. I'm couchy the couch cushion. And in the pillows.

And I learned how to roll my own cigars down in his basement. It's a good idea. Yeah. And the pillow can sing a song, maybe. When you're a couch, you're a couch, everybody sits on you. Nobody listens to a couch cushion. that's fire that's pretty good

I like that okay here's the next here's the next post on here these ideas are fine but way too long and complicated also all of the drug slash abuse phrases will he

and then a bunch of pound signs out people won't watch long movies over about one minute how about doing a family series as they always get lots of views you can do a royal family poor family celebrity family chav family etc

I like chav family What if one child is a breakaway and it's completely different to the rest? Message me if you use this. I love the idea of a chav family where one child is a breakaway. Yeah. The posh child of a chav family. The prince. The prince.

The little prince. It could be called the little prince. Yeah. The little prince. I don't want to be a chav. Yeah. Oh, you got a fucking smoke this cigarette right now. No, I'd rather sit on a pillow.

You better not sit in a fucking pillow. And then it could kind of be a little twat. A game of throne, sort of like family power. struggle. And there can be a war that the prince can start. And then the mom the mom starts to become a little bit more posh and the husband's like, you're hanging out with your fucking son again.

Yeah. I've told you to never see him again. I told you not to fucking talk to his son. Don't you dare talk to that little fop. You don't see him. You don't even fucking talk to him about posh living. We're chavs. We've always

been chavs. I'll say it's kidding. to be posh. It's giving Kingsman vibes. Really? And he wears him. He's a chav and he starts to wear suits and that I think makes him posh. He doesn't want to be posh though. He's kind of like a chav agent.

He still wears a flat brim hat. See, I try to not really think about the Brits too much in general. So I'm not super sure on the, you know, the meanings of all the chav and posh and stuff. I just have seen Kingsman. We will take it a step further. What was Kingsman too afraid to do? We will do it. Kill an actor for real.

Kill an actor. We will kill an actor. The one thing. The actor is actually killed the end of the movie. And you'd get a lot of, you'd get a lot of buzz for that. You would get a huge amount of buzz. A lot of buzz.

A lot of things don't want you to see. Because the crow already did it. The crow didn't, did they market it like that? No. That was their mistake. That was their mistake. Marketing ploy. Emerson alum.

Yeah, Brandon Lee. Brandon Lee, really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I think he was my professor. I wonder I've always felt so connected to him. I saw his ghost at Emerson campus. Really?

Yeah. That's crazy. Where'd you see? Just like in the age. Yeah, the dining hall he had. He was making a sand wheel to it. He looked so different. Yeah. He was standing next to that statue.

It's like you see like at the end of return to the Jedi. It's like Norman Lear, Brandon Lee. they're all sitting at the end of the cafeteria watching you eat lunch like here's something every movie also every movie where someone gets when an actor gets killed making the movie the actor

is never here's the other way we differ from the crow the actor is never killed during the last well and if they are it's anyway they're never killed during the very final scene to the very last thing they shoot and the final scene in the movie and if they do it's because they stop making

the movie after the person dies but we need to set it up so that we film everything for the entire movie. There's only the last scene left. And then that's when the actor is killed and then it's like turning a perfect bow. And if we do it right, it can be like a two minute movie. Right. Get to go home early.

This person says nobody will watch a movie that's over a minute long. Exactly. Exactly. Because everybody, you see these movies where people get died and making them killed. They have to keep going. Well, it's always like you're watching the movie and it's always like 30 minutes and you're like, oh, that's the scene where somebody died.

It's like, this is too early. And you have to save that. Yeah, yeah. Because then it's also like, you know, the CGI scenes are mixed in. They've got the body doubles. They've got whatever. You know what I mean? Have you seen the imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus?

No. That's Heath Ledger's last movie, though. Yeah. Heath Ledger died. And then they just like made it a part of the movie that like he, his character looks like three different guys for the rest of it. Don Sheidel, Terrence Howard. Denzel.

Yeah. The classic one is the, is the, The Plan 9 from outer space where Bella Lugosi died and they just have the guy who's the top half of his face looks a little bit like Bella Likosi. That's what we need to bring that spirit back. So we kill him in the first minute

and then the second minute we fill in a different guy to be that guy. Yeah, that's a good idea. We killed two actors for this movie. Minute one, we killed the first one. Every minute we killed it. It's called the cursed character. I was thinking the man who does.

who kills the actor within one minute. That's the name of the movie. I was thinking, if you want to go sleek, you go the man who died twice. It's like the joke. That's beautiful. But check this out.

It's a role that's like the Joker. We say it's a role a thousand times more deadly than the Joker. Oh my God. Everyone who plays this role goes crazy and kills themselves within one minute of playing the role. There's 90 different people playing the character in the movie because every minute that they play the role, they can't take it anymore. They slit their throat on camera. So I think we make the two minute version.

We get it on the festival circuit. We get funding for the feature. And then it's 90 minutes and it's 90 actors. Exactly. That's crazy. He only dies 90 times. He only dies 90 times. What was the joke that we were doing like a while ago that's like a Star Wars movie that's called like 10,000 Jedi?

And it's like the first movie to have like, yeah, the most Jedi. Star Wars movie. Episode 10. 10,000 Jedi. Just episode 11, 11,000 Jedi. Yeah, that's the rest of the Star Wars.

You've never seen so many Jedi in your life. The poster. 10,000 Jedi. The poster is the thing where they do where it's like the like shoulders up of all the different actors' faces, but there's 10,000 of them. You can't see anyone's face.

It just looks like dots. 10,000 Jedi. Two Sith. Oh, my God. There's only two. That should be the sequel. to 10,000 Jedi, two.

They could say gum off it. Come off it. No, they're going to have a come off. They're going to have a come off. Yeah. 10,000 Jedi and two. Two, Sith, come off.

Here's the next post. This is, this is four ideas in one. Here's the next one. Number one, I'd like to see a movie about the Dallas Ewing's as teenagers. Two, I'd like to see, it's a cast of a soap opera. Oh, okay.

Two, I'd like to see an all black cast of Song of the South with Ante as Northern middle class family head and wife from Sappelo Island. Three, someone should remake Salem's Lot for our time. Four, would love to see a movie showing Native Americans' involvement in the slave trade and the different aspects of not wanting slavery to end, fighting for the Confederacy, falling in love, and marrying slaves, children of all slaves becoming chiefs, and slaves and natives fighting against the federal government.

Have more ideas. We'll stop here while waiting for Hamilton to come to the big screen. And then there's one reply to this post that just says, this is the only reply that says, you commented on my B-Day Wow I love all of those ideas These ideas are crazy Salem's Lot remake

Not that bad of an idea Directed by the Fagie brothers Yes The Russo brother That's Kevin Faggy And his brother They're revealed That's the only way

They're gonna get people To come back to that There's a news We got another Ladies gentlemen We got another one The Marvel keynote Where it's just like a silhouette

A guy wearing a little scaly cap. It's like the Super Smash Bros. Challenge, a new challenger thing. Devin Feige. He just goes some ways. Yeah. What's up, y'all? All right, here's another idea.

So maybe there is decktave girl. Her partner is a guy. They get onto this big case in New York, making so many friends along the way and falling in love. But then she finds out her partner is T killer. Really he isn't. Bit, she still loves him. So he really isn't the killer.

She thinks he is? But she finds out that he is. he is. But she finds out. She finds out, but he isn't. I would say this is not too dissimilar from a lot of ideas that I have. Yeah, this is the most home planet one so far. What about this one? This seems very home planet to me. Here's this one. Hmm. Make it

something about a popular girl being transformed into a wear girl. Then she kills people because they don't believe her. Then she goes to prison for a week, then she breaks out, and that's the end of the season. Season? This is a TV show idea. I like that. We can do that. This is disqualified from the movie idea. I like someone who goes to prison for a week.

And then breaks out. and then it's over. Here's another. This is a request. OMG, guys, I need help ASAP. I need a horror slash scary movie idea. There should be dad abusing mean girls changing appearance being a singer

and falling in love with her boy BFF or the mean boy that helped her later on. This feels like it's just combining every single idea. Help, I need an idea with all of these things. Can you combine this one and this one and this one and this one? BFF's girls changing appearance. Appearance. Appearance.

We got plenty of data bees. Yeah, there's a lot of dad abusing. Being a singer is maybe... Not so much, but that can be slotted in. No, I think that's the focal point of the movie now. That you get Billy Elish in the movie. Introducing Billy Elish. Introduce in her first acting role.

I would literally kill to be the director who gets that credit on my movie. Oh, my God. Introducing Billy Elish credit. That would be huge. My legacy. Billy Eilish as Sam. The man who brought Billy to the silver screen. That's what they'd call me.

Ooh, Billy Eilish and Sean William Scott. That's not that. As the abuse of dad. I was thinking he's more like a... The movie is called Stiffler's Kid. And it's called the duo. American Dad. American Pie presents Stifler's Kids. American Dad, American Dad, American Pie presents.

American Dad, American Dad. Here's this next one is basically everything that's wrong with Hollywood. Unknown says, try remaking a movie in modern times. No thank you. How about a new idea? Here's a new idea. I have an idea. It's very bad. bear with me.

Everyone in the school is, thanks for spoiling. Everyone in the school is put into categories. So you're either smart, popular childish jock, the grub dogs, skate orders,

musicians, the nice and the mean. The main character, you can pick names, is the only one in a school who doesn't fit into any category. And everyone bullies her except for one guy who is secretly in love with her.

But the guy who likes her is one of the popular guys. So he can't be seen with a loser like her. Plus, his sister is her complete mortal enemy. Isn't that the plot of high school musical?

Yeah, but high school musical doesn't have the grub dogs. That's true. Yeah. I would love to go to a school with a click called the grub dogs. Patrick, you're a skateboarder. I'm a grub dog.

Is a grub dog someone who likes food? I think so. I think I'm a grub dog too. You're definitely the grub dog. I'm from the childish. I'm a childish click. And Alex is the musician. Cool.

And we can get me and Taye Diggs as my friend. Doran we play. At the table. It can be like your lunch table is a B, a grand piano. Yeah, you're lying on top of it eating. French rice. A musician could never be friends with a grub dog. Hey, eat this.

Oh, you're the grub dog. Yeah. It's about a musician and a grub dog overcoming their differences to make a movie together and it's meta. They're making the movie. Whoa. You're watching.

It's a movie called grub dogs. You can pick names. Grub dog is also finding her way in the background too. You can pick names is her name. We're not going to change that. It's too good. Her first name is you can pick name. Pick name.

The person who posted this is Lizzie. That's kind of a fun name for a girl on a movie. This is why you get paid to make movies. I can see that. You should be an executive producer for Hollywood. Lizzie, Max. How about you, how about you do the character's name to Lizzie and Max?

Lizzie Max, Sally. Whoa. So, reading a, getting a screenplay across here, and be like, it's kind of good, but I'm just looking for movies right now where the main character's name is Lizzie. Yeah, you get it, you get like a script. put in front of you and it's like a period piece

and it's got like names from like the 1600s or something it's like can you change that character is a keel can you change that character is named to Max? Yeah I think audience is a really looking for girls named Max. Yeah, Tevin should change Jebediah

Harlan Bait. I can see a Harlan. A young Harlan Let's get Harlan back in the modern age. Harlan Williams. Asked himself. Harlan Williams, he would be a good, scary dad.

I discovered that these movie ideas are not for Hollywood movies, guys. These are for movies from an app that exists that is called Movie Star Planet. So this is a very exciting app. Movie Star Planet. Next slide, please.

So you can see, it's kind of a social network. It's pretty fun to use. So this is my profile. This is my profile here. that's me on the left it says looking to direct my first big picture and this is my journal page you can view it on my profile

so it says I am Cameron favorite animal is the mink I just really like the clothing that comes from the mink hobbies writer-director favorite subject film my favorite foods is crudite I just really really like crudite favorite movie stars Wells Orson Wells to be exact

favorite movie the works of Antonioni favorite TV show I personally prefer the silver screen and the best book would have to be the portrait of a lady by Henry James and I made my avatar there look like me. They didn't have a mustache option. If you could just cute,

you should wear clothes like that. You'd look cool. He already does. This is why, what do you mean? It looks exactly like me. This is my avatar. So this is movie star planet.

And actually, you know, I know you guys are kind of the filmmakers here, but I tooled around for a minute. Anyway, just with such successful, you know, director and writer, actor here.

I just want you guys to take a look at something I wrote and directed and maybe just give me some critiques or analyze it. So I'd like to present to you guys. As my first short film, it's called The War, written and directed by Cameron Fetter. So just go to the next slide here. Oh, I'm excited.

And we can watch The War. So just let me know what you think. Oh, shit. Oh, darned Cameron. All right. This war is bitter and brutal and seems to rage on forevermore. Will I ever fall in love? The bar is over.

Yeah. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Thank you for watching this film. Directed and written by upcoming creative Cameron E. Fetter. The end. You should have filmed your voiceover. I should have filmed it, but that's not where they don't really have part of it.

So I just wanted to kind of give the, this, they don't have that in the app. That was so good. You're going with like Dogma 95 type rules where it's like you can only use things. Well, I just wanted to showcase the app and this is my creative vision. So I was kind of just only reading it for the audio listeners. I would say two things really stood out to me. The first one was how the little table keeps flying around. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of the works of Lynch.

So I try to throw on surreal elements like definitely moving and a light that looks like a skateboard. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, definitely. And then I like her running on top of you. That was a special touch. I just liked how that app gave you the tools

to express your creativity. It feels like that easy to make a movie. It feels like that app was built to make those little one second things of someone lying down and someone running on top of it. It feels like that's the real. It's just like you don't need to like get a $50 million dollar budget like you guys to make something.

You can just run out there, download movie star planet, make your profile say your favorite things and you don't have to be a Nepo baby. You can be an app baby too. And guys, I really wanted to cast all of us in that movie, but unfortunately they do not let you make custom characters and so it had to be a mermaid. Mermaid really stood out. She was good. She was great.

She was an incredible performance. What was it like to work with Mermaid? No, I guess I shouldn't kiss and tell. Ian who actually had a little thing. Oh, my God, TMZ. Don't do you with me? No, TNC's noise. I know I'm joking.

Is that on DMZ now? Well, why don't you guys plug your movie again? Go watch Junior Associate on Home Planet YouTube. It's the biggest thing we've ever made. Yeah, it's very fun and silly and crazy. And I think even there's a premiere video up of it being coming up soon. Yeah. Look at that premieres in two days.

at 12 a.m. Wait, click that arrow so we can see all the faces. That's a hotel room that we shot in. That's pretty cool. That's the date. Looks great, guys.

Do we have any more pieces of trivia that you guys can say? I got, I ate, it was like my birthday was the first day that we started shooting it so you can kind of tell in a couple of the scenes

I have sort of like a birthday glow and a smile as well. And I'm holding a present in a lot of this scene because I was going to open it. But Mr. Director made me wait. I heard that you were kind of at the same time as this.

You were also shooting another movie called the birthday and they had to CGI out your smile. The big birthday. Yeah. What we really did was we just had to take the mouth and then flip it the other way. So it was like a frown. Spoiler alert. It's a bit of an upsetting one. He frowns. There's some frowning going on. There's a lot of frowning. And of course, go buy tickets to our sketch shows on SwagCoop.com slash shows.

You're going to love those. Please, it's going to be so much fun and we want to see you there. And also, we have the day that this comes out, tomorrow is our play thing, Q&A. Oh, yeah, the Q&A, after job to play. And the guys, I can tell you, the play was good. I saw it and I, what was that? Our Q&A after job the play. So go buy tickets for that. I don't know where you do that, but I think this.

Okay, look it up. You will see it on our Instagram story on 2.1.24, we are doing a Q&A after. the play job. We went and saw it last Friday. It was a good. It's so good. Yeah. I don't know why they asked us to do this. Yes, it's going to be interesting. It's going to be definitely the most interesting thing we have

ever done. Ask Peter Friedman about safe. I looked up Peter Friedman's pant leg. Yep, we were that close the stage. He's also in what's the call? Is it the Savage's? What's the one with Laura Linney? Don't know. Peter Friedman. Well, guys, go subscribe to the Patreon as well. to get some

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I think they found out what that video was probably. Yeah. That makes sense. All right. Someone was probably like, hey. Happy week. I love you. Bye.

He's trying to serpentine his way out in case there's fire, there's gunfire. Look at his arms, he's holding his hands in front of him like he's doing like a dance. My favorite part is here at the end. You can see his head go back and forth as he waddles out of the hallway. He just goes, his head has like a full, there's a foot between each side where he wobbles his head. He's walking like a South Park character. At what point does he, okay, when he gets off stage and he's walking, And he's walking away and he does that walk.

Full sprint. At what point is he just walk like a normal person? How long? That's his normal walk? That is not. No, he does that when people are looking. Yeah. When he gets back onto the street, he walks like a normal person, I'm sure.

He's not waddling around. He doesn't wattle in the subway. Okay. Yeah, Halapaghani. Right now, I want to, we need a practice here. Okay. You be Mark Norman. Mark Norman is coming on the podcast.

We're asked, I want to show you how I would drill Mark Norman and get the truth out of him. Because you're about to, you're about to spew the bullshit. shit, right? With a low him in the security. So first I'll be like, oh, hey, Mark. Nice to see. Oh, what are you going to call this podcast about math? Yeah.

Thanks for doing the show. Yeah. What's going on around here? Well, in New York. Yeah. Oh, you should call it a podcast about fish, huh? There's a fish on the wall. We do like comedy, buddy.

Yeah. What are you going to call this podcast about water? Huh? Because they got a water bottle here. It's an empty water bottle bar. We just went to a, actually, a comedy show the other night. And I was like, it went, it went really, it was kind of like, it was kind of like everyone was bombing and there was really awkward.

So I was wondering, like, what's the craziest show you've done recently? Oh, well, the craziest show I've done recently is, uh, oh, oh, wait, where you going, Mark? Mark. Now watch this, now stay, now sit down, Mark. Now, I'm going to show you, I'm going to, hey, I'm going to show you my method. This is how I would break his spirit. Okay. Tell the truth, tell the truth.

So, Mark, what happened at that one show? Tell the truth, tell the truth. Tell the truth. I'm not Mark. I'm Kevin Hart. Oh, hello, Kevin. Hey. Kevin Hart, did you hear about Mark Norman's?

Yeah, what do you think happened? Kevin Hart, will you wear a dress for us, please? No. No. No. That is the funniest shit ever.